This week on Louder with Crowder and Cooch, the boys talk about the power outages in Texas, Biden and Putin, and Charles Barkley. Plus, a special guest appearance from Dave Chappelle and Gerald A. "Gerald" Allen.
00:02:03.000Biden and Putin, which is fun, they're meeting right now and actually Wolf Blitzer is talking about what he's not allowed to broadcast on CNN right now.
00:02:11.000And I don't have a monitor working, so Sound Guy Tim, do you think you can step down?
00:05:13.000Secretary of State Anthony Blinken said the meetings will focus on ransomware cyberattacks, like the Colonial Pipeline, and they won't be holding a joint press conference afterwards.
00:05:42.000Already this morning, our first look at the first greeting between President Trump and President Putin, posted online by the German government.
00:06:19.000Obviously that will continue, but we look forward to a lot of very positive things happening for Russia, for the United States, and for everybody concerned.
00:07:22.000Now, the thing is, just so people know, too, Donald Trump has talked about body language at all and sort of asserting an authoritative position.
00:07:29.000They say, are you going to shake his hand?
00:08:41.000Because under Obama's watch, despite what people want to talk about Russian cyber meddling because of $10,000 of Facebook ads, Under former Vice President Biden's watch with Barack Obama at the helm, as opposed to Kamala Harris, invaded Ukraine, illegally annexed Crimea, joined the Syrian war in support of the Syrian President al-Assad.
00:10:50.000I want to call him out as the horrible killer that he is.
00:10:53.000He's one of the world's wealthiest men through ill-gotten gain.
00:10:56.000But I also don't want to go to war with Russia.
00:11:00.000I don't want to have another Cold War.
00:11:02.000And I certainly don't want to get into any kind of conflict with, like you said, a man who still has to use the bunny method for his laces.
00:11:09.000I don't even want to get a shave in Russia.
00:12:16.000Right now, we have a culture where there's a complete lack of accountability, where criminals feel that they can commit what were once relatively serious crimes, Without any consequences, compared to, you know, Russia, where you're in a punk band and you never see the light of day again.
00:12:31.000Well, they were basically told that they can do these things.
00:12:34.000So before we get to Walgreens, which everyone is talking about, this happened Monday, but I don't think the footage was really out there until yesterday.
00:12:43.000I'm warning you guys, this man gets shot, a security guard, but he lives.
00:12:46.000You don't see him get shot in the video, but you do see the lead-up.
00:12:49.000So I still, if you have children around, I wouldn't have them watch this.
00:13:53.000He's still alive, from what I understand.
00:13:54.000Hey, can I say at this point, can I say... Can I say overweight hood rat bitch when she shoots someone with a gun who is innocently trying to be non-violent?
00:16:14.000By the way, I was a little blown away by the people recording it and how long it took them to come to the acknowledgment that we need to call the police.
00:16:21.000They were like, well, I think we need to call the police.
00:18:04.000And I want to do it in pennies, and if you have the world's largest sock.
00:18:10.000So, these people shot, that security guard was shot by two people, and then here, two Walgreens security guards in San Francisco, just watch as a man with a bicycle inside a Walgreens.
00:20:18.000So in other words, unless you can prove that there was no back door, if you trip a guy in your house, you could be sued.
00:20:24.000We are now in an environment, like in San Francisco, where criminals are encouraged And law-abiding citizens are discouraged from taking part in society.
00:20:40.000You know, Twitter obviously has their thumb on the button.
00:20:43.000You could at least try and make the left look good, because when Walgreens was trending, it immediately left us rushed to the defense of these people.
00:20:50.000So let me read you some of these, these, these criminal, victim shaming is a thing.
00:20:58.000So one guy wrote, organized crime equals one dude on a bicycle shoplifting from Walgreens.
00:21:04.000The real organized crime, preventing people from getting their medicine is the pharmaceutical industry.
00:21:08.000Yeah, I'm sure he was picking up his Ivermectin.
00:21:12.000The real organized crime would have tuned that guy up outside.
00:21:21.000I just can't imagine, you know, when I was a kid and I was afraid of like, ooh, I had my grandfather's brass knuckles and they were technically illegal.
00:22:27.000And I'm not saying anything anti-vaccine at all, but I'm saying you guys have no problem asking for mandates and passports With really only three companies, two that have a duopoly in the United States with Moderna and Pfizer.
00:22:42.000I never want to hear from you or Stephen Colbert at a let's all go to the lobby with vaccinations by pharmaceutical name.
00:22:50.000Never again can you lecture me about big pharma.
00:22:54.000I don't care about your kushtanga root or what you're doing with your ayurvedic medicine.
00:23:22.000And then of course, resident pile of garbage Tariq Nasheed tweeted, this Walgreens situation is one of those see what happens when we don't let the police do their job and kill those n-words propaganda stories.
00:23:35.000Well I believe you're paraphrasing because I wouldn't use that type of racist language but the general sentiment Yeah, and also, that's not what happened.
00:23:46.000He left on a bike with a trash bag of stuff.
00:23:49.000Yeah, having a cop handcuff him is not the... like, tell me the story where somebody has been shoplifting and his behavior was like, officers, I'm sorry, I'll drop the goods, and was shot.
00:24:01.000Tell me that story because I haven't read it yet.
00:24:03.000As far as I'm concerned, that man-bunned guy in the bomber jacket that looks like he was one of the guards in the Santa Claus when the elves tied him up with tinsel, that guy should have clotheslined this guy in the bicycle like Doink the Clown and a midget was running out before him.
00:24:18.000That's how brutal it should have been.
00:24:33.000A genuine question now, if you're a security guard at a store that doesn't do anything, you're just getting free money to stand there and watch a show!
00:24:39.000It's actually worse than that, because it used to be, we're helpless, right?
00:24:43.000Because you don't carry firearms, because you don't believe that There is such a thing as righteous violence in the case of someone committing a crime or even an assault, but they're further on down the trail where they're afraid if they call 9-1-1.
00:25:33.000So, they've already closed 17 Walgreens in San Francisco.
00:25:36.000Some people say it's due to theft, some people say, well, no, you can't argue it's due to theft because they've closed a ton of stores in New York, too.
00:25:43.000I understand your point there, but I would argue they closed in New York also due to theft.
00:25:47.000Yes, the Duane Reade's there that were shutting down left and right when I was living there, it was theft.
00:25:54.000I don't even know why they bother putting prices on the 32 ounce beer cans at Duane Reade.
00:25:59.000It should just be buy one, just take one, take one.
00:26:11.000And by the way, I have no doubt, no doubt for a second.
00:26:15.000That if I went up to a Walgreens in San Francisco and said, okay, I'll take the nicotine gum, give me, I don't know, some lighter fluid, give me a home COVID test, and I tried to walk out, they would beat my large white ass without thinking twice, because no one's going to be scared about beating me up.
00:27:02.000I don't know if Walgreens, I believe in certain states, there are franchises because of different pharmaceutical laws, but in general it's corporate.
00:27:11.000But look, let's not act like Walgreens is the only place that's been affected by this.
00:27:14.000When people say, oh, these giant CEOs.
00:28:16.000I just quit my job for this sandwich chain.
00:28:20.000Well, you guys remember this started with Walmart, whenever they locked up certain products that were high theft products, they were accused of being racist?
00:30:08.000I don't even care if you steal from a Walmart.
00:30:13.000At least we know it won't be AR-15 ammo!
00:30:15.000Oh no, these giant corporations that have taken over everything, and I used to not be that guy that liked the corporations, but now that basically the liberal agenda is rude for the corporations, have at it!
00:30:26.000They all support these things, so hey, it's what you want.
00:30:42.000But there is the reiteration, now that it's been playing for weeks, No Cops, and there were quite a few instances of what we're discussing in last week's episode.
00:32:08.000So yeah, and you know what, I actually want to hear from you guys out there.
00:32:10.000Have you seen more theft if you guys live, particularly people who live in major cities, because we get a lot of mail about it, but just in the comment section, I'd be interested to see, this is totally anecdotal, right, because we do have the statistics here, but you know, let me know what your experience has been.
00:32:26.000And this brings us to, remember the Austin shooter yesterday?
00:32:29.000And look, obviously because it's been, it's just the compression has been So severe, if it seems like we're making light of this.
00:33:09.000So the Austin shooter we covered yesterday, for people who don't remember, NPR identified this is just the kind of bias that people may not know is taking place, and I wanted to reiterate it because some people missed this.
00:33:19.000NPR was once thought of as unbiased news.
00:33:22.000They named the race of the assailant, of the victim, in several instances, but then never as it related to the Austin mass shooting, which is usually a raison d'etre for the media.
00:33:57.000Marshals Service task force fatally shot the 32-year-old black man June 3rd while trying to arrest him on a firearms warrant.
00:34:04.000Local activist DJ Hooker says a driver accelerated through barricades and hit several parked cars, one of which struck and killed a woman sitting on the curb.
00:34:13.000A car came at us going like 70 or 80 miles an hour.
00:34:17.000I just have to show this to you guys longer so you know it's not edited at all.
00:35:12.000Well, look, and this is just, this is the issue with people saying, why are you responding to it?
00:35:15.000Because the left, obviously, listen, when you understand critical race theory, When you understand identity politics, they absolutely are dividing our country more than we've ever seen, and they are creating.
00:35:32.000I was really worried that you were going to create more racists.
00:35:37.000I just didn't know that we would actually have violent anti-white racism so quickly as an epidemic.
00:35:43.000And I hate to say this, especially as someone who goes to a mixed church.
00:35:49.000You're going to have the backlash, and you're going to have an epidemic of white people saying, all right, well look, if you're going to vilify me and steal our stuff, and there's no accountability except for me being the evil villain, and I'm taught that in school, guess what?
00:36:03.000They're going to resent people of other races.
00:37:13.000And by the way, hit the notification bell if you're subscribed, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot right now.
00:37:17.000Since we are live a little bit later, it looks like there's going to be individual press conferences from Biden and Putin.
00:37:23.000So if that comes up, we'll cover it here live.
00:37:25.000Also, just wanted to let you know, Austin was saying that CNN was saying they had two sessions, and most people were expecting for the summit to go about five hours.
00:37:57.000He cleared the deck yesterday to recoup.
00:38:00.000I think it's pretty clear at this point, look, no one can obviously medically diagnose the former vice president and say dementia, Alzheimer's, and I think it's irresponsible for people to say that definitively.
00:38:09.000But I think we can all, at the very least, say, low energy!
00:38:13.000He's maybe not at the top of his game right now.
00:38:17.000I wanted to really quickly go back to what you just said.
00:38:18.000He's not at the top of women's doubles.
00:38:21.000You said that it creates this backlash in kind of the white community.
00:38:24.000We're made, I guess, the perpetrator of all things wrong, right?
00:38:28.000It does the opposite on the other side.
00:38:29.000It actually encourages black people to think the only reason that you're being held down right now in society is because of systemic racism because of white people.
00:38:37.000So it puts this group As the victim all the time, white people now are being victimized by crime and get backlash, and it tells this group it's okay to do it.
00:38:44.000You're telling both sides to go fight each other.
00:38:51.000The problem with all of it, too, is you are saying the color, except for the one group, and you are hiding the stuff that's, oh, it's a stereotype if we say that it's him.
00:38:59.000Yeah, those type of shootings, in particular, aren't usually a black guy.
00:39:04.000That's why they didn't say his name, because you would automatically think it was a white guy.
00:39:09.000Well, actually, statistically, mass shootings are four or more, and most of them are gang shootings.
00:39:14.000I realize that that statistic is very much so, but when you think of somebody who, like, shoots up an office, you're not thinking black guy.
00:41:10.000And by sat in the wrong toilet seat, I mean it was George Michael sitting in a toilet seat.
00:41:14.000The mayor of Austin and this MSNBC interviewer, Stephanie Ruhle, Blamed Texas gun laws for the lack of police presence over there in Austin.
00:41:26.000Wait, there's another clip before this, isn't there?
00:41:48.000You know, what our state legislature, what our state just did with respect to allowing anyone to carry a firearm without registration is just absolutely outrageous.
00:45:54.000So, uh, look, this is actually something, the reason I've been eating Bilt Bars for a while, people say, I'm not big on supplements, it's just a dessert replacement.
00:46:10.000You don't need to eat protein bars, you don't need to eat supplements, but if you're just trying to cut back on some sweets, this is the only thing that I've had that even comes close to actually replacing a candy bar.
00:46:19.000And it's high in protein, has fiber in there, low in carbs.
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00:50:26.000The two ambassadors we agreed should return to their posts and take up their functions.
00:50:37.000It's a purely technical question as to exactly when that will happen, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow or whatever.
00:50:43.000whatever, and the consultations will begin on a whole raft of diplomatic issues.
00:50:56.000As has already been said, a great deal has accumulated over time, and we believe that
00:51:03.000the American side is determined to look at solutions.
00:51:06.000As far as Ukraine is concerned, we certainly did touch upon it.
00:51:10.000I can't say in a very detailed way, but President Biden agrees that at the basis of any kind of solution to the problems in Ukraine lie the Minsk agreements.
00:51:24.000As far as Do you notice that Putin always looks bored to be there?
00:51:32.000I don't think there's anything to discuss there.
00:51:35.000So by the way, Lily just sent that there's a teleprompter.
00:52:02.000Will Russia and the US resume negotiations on the whole question of strategic security and disarmament, and particularly with regard to START III?
00:52:16.000Are you going to have discussions as to further prolongation or extension of the talks?
00:52:25.000The US and the Russian Federation have a particular responsibility for strategic stability in the world.
00:52:35.000Inasmuch as we are the two biggest nuclear powers in terms of the quantity of warheads and nuclear weapons, and also in terms of the quality of modern nuclear weaponry, we realize that I think it's absolutely obvious.
00:52:54.000It is flexed on quantity and technological capability.
00:52:57.000By the way, I'm pretty sure half of that is a lie.
00:52:58.000Yes, you have a responsibility to prolong the START III negotiations for five years.
00:53:11.000He coughed into his hand and Borderline smeared it on the mic.
00:53:32.000Delegates on the mission are going to talk about the further details of that in due course.
00:53:39.000Do you notice, too, how the reporters there, it's not like the gaggle that you saw at... Well, really, they only did it with President Donald Trump, but those reporters are terrified.
00:53:49.000First of all, could you characterize the dynamic between yourself and President Biden?
00:55:06.000And obviously both sides have to assume certain obligations there.
00:55:10.000I'd like to inform you that I think it's common knowledge, perhaps not to the public at large, but the American administration, I don't want to actually say which body it is, but American sources say that the majority of cyber attacks in the world are in fact
00:55:49.000Either what he just said was true, or it needs to be refuted by a president with balls.
00:55:55.000When he just said, I won't say which body, but maybe public In other words, this is not public information, and it can't be verified because it's likely not true.
00:56:04.000But most cyber terrorism is from US of A.
00:57:09.000And it'll be interesting to see if former Vice President Joe Biden steps up to it.
00:57:13.000In general, and in particular for the US and to the same extent for Russia.
00:57:19.000For example, we know about cyber attacks on the pipeline company in the US.
00:57:27.000And we know that the company had to pay out 5 million I got half.
00:57:33.000Can I say one thing really quickly too?
00:57:35.000Do you know why this administration is in such a position of weakness with Russia when we're talking about cyber attacks?
00:57:44.000Because they tried to make it the witch hunt for so long, this administration needs to prove that boogeyman true, right?
00:57:51.000In other words, they need to make Russia out to be these cyber hacking geniuses That they attempted to for four years in order to try and undermine the Trump presidency.
00:58:00.000Again, keep in mind, no association at all with Donald Trump, right?
00:58:04.000So, right now, Russia, what Putin just needs to do is say, look, they've made many accusations, non-stop hearings, investigations, I am saying pipeline, USA hackers, you say Russian hack, prove it!
00:58:21.000He's holding some cards that he didn't hold against Donald Trump.
00:58:25.000Well, and Biden's approaching him from the stance of, we want to be friends with the world again.
00:58:29.000And it doesn't matter if it's in our best interest or not.
00:58:31.000And so all of the world is saying, oh, OK, so you're reversing the policy.
00:58:35.000At the worst, you should have just gone, Donald Trump said a few things that I didn't like, but we're going to continue to be tough on people that do things wrong in the international community.
00:59:11.000They did all this under Barack Obama's watch.
00:59:13.000Then all of a sudden, because they needed a boogeyman to try and say Donald Trump was, remember, they questioned the legitimacy of the election in 2016.
00:59:42.000Again, it's someone who talks a lot, former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:59:47.000Who's insulting, who's confrontational, but from a position of weakness substantively.
00:59:52.000That's the worst posturing you can take as a world leader.
00:59:57.000Be silent and strong, or talk a bunch of shit and be strong.
01:00:01.000The only option that is unacceptable is to talk a bunch of crap like calling someone a killer and accusing them of hijacking your elections and then saying, but maybe we can like be friends.
01:01:38.000And unless Biden comes out forcefully, and I know people say Donald Trump was too... Yeah, but Donald Trump didn't have to come out forcefully because Putin didn't accuse Donald Trump's administration of spying on Russia.
01:01:50.000You know, you should look at what the US is doing, not Russia.
01:01:56.000As far as our non-systematic or non-standard opposition is concerned, and the gentleman you quoted, first of all, this man knew that he was Breaking the law of Russia.
01:03:07.000As far as the unofficial opposition is concerned, I'd just like to say the following.
01:03:13.000I think that people in Russia understand the five-figure discount for $949.
01:03:17.000Not saying he's right in this situation, but there is a mindset of, he knew there was law, he broke it knowing there was law, and so now we enforce law.
01:03:47.000Hey, isn't it ironic that your senator, who run for president, honeymoon here in Russia, and now Russia is honeymooning your president, huh?
01:04:17.000Look, long story short, California's banning weed, and the arguments that you guys... Sorry, not banning.
01:04:21.000They're bailing out weed, but all of these states are banning CBD, Delta TH, Delta H, So look, it's big business, just admit it, and the drug cartels are making more than ever to the point that California has to bail out weed.
01:04:34.000So the idea that if you legalize all drugs, you'll end the drug war, not true.
01:04:38.000And the idea that, well, you know what, no one should go to prison or be arrested or
01:04:41.000be a criminal for smoking a joint, well, I agree with you.
01:04:43.000But now in states like Colorado, you're a criminal if you smoke a Delta THC-8 joint.
01:07:20.000It seems there's a crossover where if you're above 80 and you know the intricacies of Bridge, I wouldn't even know what kind of a deck do you need for Bridge.
01:07:27.000Well, I think when you don't have a bridge, you just drop your grandparents off at the casino so they can get rid of the last pennies they have.
01:08:53.000My father-in-law, you met my father-in-law.
01:08:56.000By the way, father, he is hysterical, he has one of the driest sense of humors, and he has the super low baritone voice.
01:09:02.000And they used to go to the casino, it was like every Thursday and every Tuesday and Thursday, right?
01:09:05.000Because at this point it was like seniors go free penny slots, whatever.
01:09:08.000So at that point, you know, my grandma, she's 97 now, she would take him there and he would have fun.
01:09:12.000And then that one time when he freaks out, my father-in-law and I are there, and he goes, and he goes, no, oh, it's not the 100, I'm never coming here again!
01:09:20.000My father-in-law just says, wanna bet?
01:10:00.000Him and Brad Garrett were playing together.
01:10:01.000Brad's also a horrible, horrible golfer, and Titleist called and said they would give him $10,000 to their charity to take off their butts.
01:10:10.000And it's not just that Charles... I think it was Charles Barkley, I'm 99% sure.
01:11:51.000People have been trying to cancel him from making fun of the big women from San Antonio.
01:11:56.000It's one of the longest running jokes in sports.
01:12:00.000He has a thing with the Spurs, with San Antonio.
01:12:02.000So anyway, there was an article written by a lady named Madeline Mendoza who wrote, Barkley's thatched shaming stick has been going on for years.
01:12:59.000And well, this one lady wrote this article.
01:13:01.000I'm like, so y'all gonna let one lady.
01:13:03.000We've been having fun with this for probably 10, 15 years.
01:13:08.000And when we go to San Antonio, the people are having a blast with it.
01:13:12.000I mean, the people in San Antonio, they had t-shirts made up.
01:13:17.000Now, I don't have to go back there anymore because their team sucks.
01:13:20.000I'm trying to hang on for another couple years until I'm 60, and then they can kiss my ass.
01:13:31.000Just for context, here's a short compilation, very short, because you can watch them that are like 50 minutes long, of his ongoing joke with the women from San Antonio.
01:15:52.000By the way, Charles Barkley's also the guy that running down the court is yelling at the ref, I know he's Michael Jordan, I know, but he does commit fouls.
01:15:59.000He's got a sense of humor about these things.
01:16:02.000He's also had a weight problem himself.
01:16:05.000He was huge, he goes, they make me look thin.
01:16:07.000That was basically him saying I'm really big.
01:16:39.000But I understand why some people can be offended, so actually it's time for us to give recognition to our honorary San Antonio resident of the month.
01:16:48.000This is the public service announcement.
01:20:00.000They will remove you from certain social media platforms for suggesting the opposite and then accuse you of being anti-science.
01:20:07.000While they then, next election cycle, accuse you of being in the pocket of big pharma As they currently cut advertisements for vaccines that create billions of dollars in revenue for two companies in this country.
01:20:47.000It's a good thing for you to feel shame.
01:20:49.000Now, you shouldn't be shamed, but you should have shame in behavior that is shameful, most notably when people say, well, that's subjective.
01:21:19.000But the point is, You should feel shameful, not because someone is shaming you, but hopefully your doctor and those in the medical establishment say, actually you're at significantly higher risk for diabetes, stroke, cardio complications, cardiovascular complications.
01:21:35.000And by the way, while we're out here praising fat pride and saying that you can't comment on an immutable characteristic, which I'm not sure how immutable calories in versus calories out is, But while we're saying you can't actually point out immutable characteristics while these people promote said non-immutable characteristics to young children and we have an obesity epidemic, hey, what's the one thing you could change right now in relation to COVID?
01:21:59.000The one thing that you could change that not a single scientist, not a single microbiologist, virologist, immunologist, epidemiologist would disagree with?
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