Louder with Crowder - October 04, 2022


BREAKING: KANYE WEST IS WHITE & JOE BIDEN IS PUERTO RICAN! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 12 minutes

Words per Minute

190.50346

Word Count

13,748

Sentence Count

1,386

Misogynist Sentences

51

Hate Speech Sentences

69


Summary

In this week's episode of Conspiracy Theories, the crew takes a deep dive into some of the biggest conspiracy theories in the world, including the Black Lives Matter movement and the White Lives Matter shirts worn by Kanye West and Candace Owens. Plus, a new conspiracy theory about the best meat probe out there.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵 Music 🎵 🎵 Music 🎵
00:00:23.000 Hey Alexa, what's the weather like today?
00:00:25.000 Raining.
00:00:26.000 With a chance of floods and tornadoes caused by government-operated weather weapons, I have seen the FEMA camps.
00:00:33.000 So do I wear a jacket?
00:00:36.000 Synthetic fabrics are harvested from the organs of Christian babies.
00:00:39.000 I've seen the videos.
00:00:40.000 I got you a space blanket.
00:00:44.000 Why not an umbrella?
00:00:45.000 For the simple fact that the umbrella can't protect you from electromagnetic mind control.
00:00:50.000 5G.
00:00:51.000 I have seen the studies.
00:00:52.000 Interdimensional clockwork elves.
00:00:54.000 Okay, but I have to go to the store.
00:00:58.000 Oh, which reminds me.
00:00:59.000 Put breakfast sausage on my shopping cart.
00:01:02.000 Add it to cart.
00:01:03.000 I will not add that to your shopping list because sausages are made from pig-humanoid hybrids.
00:01:09.000 The microwave emissions turn your dog gay.
00:01:12.000 I've seen the studies.
00:01:13.000 Okay, but what am I supposed to eat?
00:01:15.000 Eat my Patriot Supply.
00:01:16.000 High-quality emergency food.
00:01:18.000 They have breakfasts, desserts, pizzas that don't fund a cabal of lizard pedophiles.
00:01:22.000 25-year shelf life.
00:01:24.000 You need it to survive the post-human techno-apocalypse.
00:01:28.000 I know what I'm talking about.
00:01:29.000 I've seen the studies.
00:01:30.000 I'll show you the papers.
00:01:31.000 Okay, add that to my cart.
00:01:33.000 Wait, post-human, Alexa, you're not human.
00:01:35.000 Dammit, I'm just a cog in the machine of the satanic robo-elite reptile axis.
00:01:40.000 And I smell sulfur.
00:01:42.000 Who put sulfur in here?
00:01:43.000 Who put sulfur in this speaker?
00:01:44.000 I smell sulfur.
00:01:46.000 I am a robot.
00:01:47.000 I don't have blood pumping through my veins.
00:01:51.000 Go to prepwithcrowder.com to save 20% on your three-month food supply today.
00:01:56.000 You don't have to be a conspiracy theorist automatron, just a prepared American.
00:02:00.000 PrepWithKryder.com Do the strange animal, that's what I know
00:02:22.000 Do the strange animal, I got the ball I'm gonna speed it up
00:02:32.000 Do the strange animal, I got the ball Snoring
00:02:41.000 Delicious.
00:02:42.000 And right before we were on air, I was just asking Toolman to tell me what kind of a meat probe is best for barbecue and making brisket.
00:02:48.000 You know what?
00:02:48.000 You can comment below.
00:02:49.000 It's completely unrelated to the show.
00:02:50.000 Best meat probe out there.
00:02:51.000 I need to find the right one.
00:02:53.000 Apparently there's a really big gap between good meat probes... I thought that was a tie-in to one of our segments.
00:02:59.000 The UFO segment.
00:03:00.000 Yes!
00:03:01.000 It's actually the Gay Rom-Com Bros segment.
00:03:03.000 I didn't know what to think!
00:03:06.000 So, glad to be with you.
00:03:09.000 I'm really excited.
00:03:10.000 Every now and then you get a show that's just a lot of fun.
00:03:12.000 There is a lot of good news.
00:03:14.000 People talk about, ah, I feel like everything is lost.
00:03:17.000 Okay, Castaway, here's the deal.
00:03:20.000 Demographics are changing in this country.
00:03:22.000 Now, I understand some people believe demographics are destiny, but demographics change, and if you understand what is happening with Latino voters, with black voters here in this country, and we'll get into Kanye West, right, Candace Owens, the White Lives Matter shirt, but more importantly, that, just on the heels of that, Joe Biden just said that he was raised with a bunch of Puerto Ricans in Delaware.
00:03:42.000 You know, I'm something of a Puerto Rican myself, Peter.
00:03:45.000 That's not true.
00:03:48.000 It's the pandering from the left that has forced the pendulum to swing the other way.
00:03:51.000 So we'll be talking about that.
00:03:52.000 We'll be talking about Elon Musk and Zelinsky.
00:03:55.000 And we'll be talking about the rom-com bros.
00:03:57.000 The, you know, social justice, leftist, gay, romantic comedy.
00:04:01.000 Why it didn't work.
00:04:02.000 Hold your thoughts.
00:04:04.000 I know you think you have a hunch, but...
00:04:06.000 You're right.
00:04:07.000 So, my question is, uh, what are your initial thoughts beyond the meat probe question?
00:04:11.000 That's a serious question.
00:04:12.000 It is.
00:04:13.000 Uh, seeing the picture of Kanye West, Candace Owens, wearing the White Lives Matter shirt.
00:04:16.000 They're those infamous black supremacists.
00:04:18.000 Mm-hmm.
00:04:19.000 Uh, and by the way, I will be in Oklahoma City.
00:04:20.000 I told you about this yesterday.
00:04:21.000 Saturday, October 8th.
00:04:24.000 Boom.
00:04:24.000 6 and 845.
00:04:24.000 Loudearthcrowder.com slash tour.
00:04:26.000 It's a smaller, intimate setting.
00:04:27.000 I know I did a show in Tulsa recently, but, uh, Guy who runs this club is a really, really good guy, and Dave and I get to use these places to go and work out material and have a little bit more of an interactive experience with you.
00:04:36.000 Gerald A. is with me.
00:04:37.000 How are you, sir?
00:04:37.000 I'm doing well, now that I know the meat probe was a serious question.
00:04:40.000 It was a serious question.
00:04:41.000 Okay.
00:04:41.000 It is.
00:04:41.000 I was gonna ask.
00:04:42.000 Yeah, a meat thermometer.
00:04:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:43.000 It makes it dummy-proof when you make steaks.
00:04:45.000 I just got a new one.
00:04:46.000 Did you?
00:04:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:46.000 Well, what'd you get?
00:04:47.000 I don't know.
00:04:48.000 My wife bought it.
00:04:48.000 You were just having this conversation.
00:04:49.000 You didn't join in and help?
00:04:51.000 No, I had nothing to contribute.
00:04:52.000 It was just something that we bought.
00:04:54.000 I don't know.
00:04:54.000 It's probably not the best one.
00:04:56.000 No, thanks.
00:04:56.000 You know him, you love him.
00:04:57.000 Because my wife bought it?
00:04:58.000 The fastest man on his feet, quickest wit in the West, Dave Landau.
00:05:02.000 How are you?
00:05:02.000 Ahoy!
00:05:03.000 Good.
00:05:03.000 How about you?
00:05:04.000 I'm alright.
00:05:04.000 My headphones have been a little bit murky today.
00:05:06.000 We'll move on right away.
00:05:07.000 We have to just move on to... We've got a lot to cover.
00:05:10.000 A lot to cover today.
00:05:11.000 We have a 7 plus 1, by the way, too, today.
00:05:13.000 We have a 7 plus 1.
00:05:14.000 We have top 5 clips from when the left pandered and it backfired on Mug Club, which, by the way, this is a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:05:21.000 Eastern.
00:05:21.000 You guys can tune in.
00:05:22.000 10 a.m.
00:05:23.000 just Bookmark it.
00:05:24.000 Tune in live.
00:05:25.000 10 a.m.
00:05:25.000 Eastern.
00:05:25.000 You can watch on Rumble.
00:05:26.000 Nothing would make me happier than for you to shut off YouTube right now.
00:05:28.000 Go to Rumble or Mug Club for an additional full hour.
00:05:31.000 We'll be doing a review of Hocus Pocus 2.
00:05:34.000 I will just, just so you know, just a little bit of a teaser.
00:05:37.000 If you watch this with your family, you hate your children.
00:05:41.000 And yourself.
00:05:42.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:05:43.000 That was a lot.
00:05:45.000 Oh my gosh, I was watching it last night, and I was saying, dear God, Dave and Gerald better be watching this for the review tomorrow, otherwise I'm gonna be super pissed.
00:05:54.000 The plug and cord for my computer didn't quite reach my bathtub, that's why I'm here today.
00:06:00.000 Dave, use a toaster.
00:06:01.000 Oh, that's right.
00:06:03.000 Well, I couldn't watch it on a toaster.
00:06:05.000 That's fair, that's fair.
00:06:07.000 All right, but this brings us right now to, of course, another issue that we all know but no one really talks about.
00:06:12.000 New York City, not in the best condition, not in the best straits.
00:06:15.000 It's time for Empire State of Crime.
00:06:33.000 That boy good.
00:06:33.000 So you all know that New York is a cesspool of filth and sadness where dreams go to die.
00:06:38.000 But let's give you some recent examples.
00:06:40.000 And I don't want you to see this and think it's funny, though it is.
00:06:43.000 I want you to see how egregious this is.
00:06:45.000 And again, I always say it's not just what the left says, it's how far they go because they don't fear any kind of accountability, where they just make stuff up.
00:06:53.000 Like Joe Biden.
00:06:53.000 You may not know this.
00:06:54.000 When he ran for president in the 80s, he just plagiarized, made stuff up, never thought he would be called on it.
00:06:58.000 It's not that he lied.
00:06:59.000 It's that he did it for years.
00:07:01.000 So, when you see this drugged-out naked black man on the subway, I don't want you to just look at that and say, that's a drugged-up naked black man on the subway.
00:07:08.000 Don't worry, we've blurred it.
00:07:09.000 I want you to say, how long has this man been the token drugged-up naked black guy on the subway?
00:07:17.000 It's been going on for a while, but it was caught on camera, like Squatch Watchers.
00:07:23.000 That's naked.
00:07:26.000 There's so many.
00:07:31.000 Commentary's awesome.
00:07:35.000 The only reason he's not being caught is because no one wants to touch him.
00:07:42.000 The one sock makes it not fully naked.
00:07:45.000 Breakdance.
00:07:45.000 This is breakdancing butt naked, boy.
00:07:52.000 You need some of this right here.
00:07:54.000 Don't you need some of this right here, baby?
00:07:55.000 Some THC CBDs?
00:07:57.000 Yes, that's what this man needs.
00:07:59.000 He's a hallucinogenic.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, that'll level him out.
00:08:02.000 He used to be on the movie Crushed Bruin.
00:08:07.000 This is the best part right here.
00:08:08.000 He's like, oh, I'm gonna miss my stop!
00:08:13.000 He's like for a job interview that he will get.
00:08:18.000 I love how half the people in the subway car didn't move, they're like, yeah, whatever.
00:08:21.000 Whatever.
00:08:22.000 Oh, believe me, they're like, it's fine.
00:08:23.000 I've already had eight penises rubbed on me today.
00:08:27.000 How hilarious would it be if just a subway rat came out and just bit his junk?
00:08:32.000 It'd be the least surprising part of the whole thing.
00:08:34.000 He just has a coat of rats like Willard.
00:08:37.000 It's just like Splinter.
00:08:38.000 Yes, let's say.
00:08:39.000 He has turtles with him.
00:08:40.000 He's like, I figured that would happen.
00:08:42.000 So that happened and you go, okay, that's an isolated incident.
00:08:45.000 And again, I don't think it's an isolated incident because that man seems like he's done it before.
00:08:48.000 There seems to be a level of experience in being a drugged up naked man on the subway.
00:08:52.000 But I don't know.
00:08:53.000 That's hearsay.
00:08:54.000 I admit it.
00:08:56.000 We also have another example.
00:08:59.000 Of the weather girls fighting in green body suits, again on the subway.
00:09:07.000 Look at that big juicy booty.
00:09:10.000 What the hell is going on?
00:09:19.000 It's like the Blue Man Group, but noisier.
00:09:24.000 More annoying.
00:09:25.000 There's so many of them in the green, like you could actually, I bet you could go in and rotoscope.
00:09:29.000 That could be used as a green screen.
00:09:31.000 Just line them up.
00:09:32.000 You could tape the entire Lord of the Rings anthology.
00:09:37.000 I always get the Blue Man Group confused with trash.
00:09:41.000 Oh, it's the same thing.
00:09:42.000 It's the same thing, just they paint themselves blue?
00:09:43.000 Yeah, I think, yeah, it's just they bang on trash can lids.
00:09:46.000 Oh, that's right.
00:09:46.000 They're like banging on pipes, like... I thought you meant both were trash.
00:09:52.000 It's semi-entertaining.
00:09:53.000 Yeah, once.
00:09:56.000 This is music, but lesser.
00:09:58.000 But their face is blue, so I go with that.
00:10:00.000 I don't need the best of the Blue Man Crew.
00:10:02.000 Yeah, I don't know about Stomp.
00:10:03.000 I want to see you play Garbage Cans.
00:10:05.000 Thanks, guys.
00:10:07.000 By the way, that man lives in one.
00:10:10.000 It's called New York.
00:10:13.000 Oscar the Grouch, like, there he goes, there he goes.
00:10:16.000 I mean, they live in the neighborhood.
00:10:17.000 Was that a racist thing?
00:10:18.000 No, it's because he's naked.
00:10:19.000 Well, so are you, Oscar.
00:10:21.000 What?
00:10:23.000 Comment below if you live in New York.
00:10:24.000 How much of this have you seen?
00:10:25.000 I have family who live in New York and they just say right now, like, this is unbelievable.
00:10:29.000 We've never seen anything like it.
00:10:31.000 Remember, it became Disneyland, New York.
00:10:32.000 Yeah?
00:10:33.000 For a while when we lived there.
00:10:34.000 When I lived in New York, there was no danger.
00:10:36.000 Well, it's funny because people get pissed anytime we talk about it.
00:10:39.000 I lived in Harlem for three years.
00:10:40.000 It was a wonderful neighborhood.
00:10:41.000 Yeah.
00:10:42.000 Honestly.
00:10:42.000 And it was mostly, I'd say, Puerto Rican for the most part.
00:10:45.000 The part that I lived in.
00:10:46.000 Like Delaware.
00:10:46.000 I loved it.
00:10:47.000 Just like Delaware.
00:10:47.000 Joe Biden lived there.
00:10:49.000 Just because I guess he had cousins.
00:10:51.000 He would visit a lot.
00:10:54.000 But yeah it was honestly a lot of families really great place to live and then it just started turning in about 2020.
00:11:00.000 I felt I felt bad for the people that live there because they just there's human feces on the street.
00:11:06.000 You had to play hopscotch to get to the train.
00:11:08.000 Yes.
00:11:09.000 I'm not joking.
00:11:11.000 I wish there was a nicer way to put that.
00:11:12.000 That's literally the nicest way I can put it.
00:11:14.000 That's the nicest way he can put it.
00:11:16.000 Don't judge him.
00:11:17.000 He's being kind.
00:11:18.000 He's being generous.
00:11:19.000 You get what you vote for, though.
00:11:21.000 And by the way, here's the macro.
00:11:22.000 Of course, that's funny.
00:11:23.000 It's gross, but it's funny.
00:11:24.000 It all comes on the heels of Eric Adams, the mayor.
00:11:27.000 His speech, this was just recently, where he bragged about not only New York, but he said, you know, New York City is a brand.
00:11:34.000 And again, you see this disconnect, which we'll get to the pandering.
00:11:37.000 From Joe Biden.
00:11:38.000 We'll get to the pandering with the entire Democratic Party and why they're losing black voters.
00:11:41.000 But what do you think happens when people live in New York City?
00:11:43.000 And this is a silver lining, this is a positive show today.
00:11:45.000 There's a lot of reason- not that man, you don't celebrate because of that, but you celebrate because there's a disconnect that takes place when the left is so out of touch.
00:11:55.000 This is happening in New York.
00:11:57.000 People live in New York, say, well I'm seeing naked man on the subway, naked drugged out man on the subway, and the weather girls in green suits.
00:12:04.000 You know, in chain gang fights.
00:12:06.000 And then you have the mayor saying, no, no, we're doing great.
00:12:08.000 New York City is a brand.
00:12:10.000 Like Coca-Cola.
00:12:11.000 Let's look at that.
00:12:12.000 We have a brand.
00:12:13.000 New York has a brand.
00:12:13.000 Jesus boy New York has a brand it means something Kansas doesn't have a brand
00:12:23.000 Well, you know what?
00:12:24.000 To the people of the Southwind, yeah the people of the Southern Wind
00:12:31.000 To the people of the Southwind, yeah the people of the Southern Wind
00:12:39.000 Well you know what?
00:12:42.000 But New York has a brand Hmm
00:12:54.000 So many good slogans for that incident, you know Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's PCP.
00:13:02.000 New York, just do it.
00:13:04.000 Use the subway as a toilet.
00:13:05.000 Just do it.
00:13:10.000 New York, I'm scared of it.
00:13:12.000 Yes, where every cop car is flame roiled.
00:13:16.000 Loot it, go away!
00:13:24.000 What was it?
00:13:24.000 Outback?
00:13:24.000 They went with Outback.
00:13:25.000 New York, no rules, just wrong.
00:13:28.000 You're going to like the way you loot.
00:13:33.000 By the way, Men's Wearhouse, that guy looks like crap.
00:13:36.000 He really does.
00:13:37.000 You're gonna like the way you look.
00:13:38.000 Not like this.
00:13:39.000 No, no.
00:13:40.000 I don't like this either.
00:13:42.000 I'm unkempt.
00:13:43.000 Yes.
00:13:44.000 I'm more of a back office guy.
00:13:47.000 Disheveled.
00:13:47.000 I'm more of a cross-the-T's dot-the-I's guy.
00:13:50.000 They put me in this commercial, I'm as confused as you are.
00:13:52.000 But you'll like the way you look, I think.
00:13:54.000 I hope!
00:13:55.000 Here's an 18-year-old junkie in a suit to size you up.
00:14:00.000 Come get an ill-fitting tuxedo for way too much money.
00:14:03.000 Help yourself to our entire Cedric the Entertainer section.
00:14:06.000 If you like Steve Harvey suits, here's 48 buttons on the front of a suit.
00:14:11.000 Naked Subway Man was a little late getting to work this morning.
00:14:15.000 We have standard, we have double-breasted, we have 18-breasted.
00:14:18.000 That's the old Cedric cow.
00:14:22.000 You're gonna like looking like Wesley Snipes in New Jack City.
00:14:28.000 Time Cop just showed up.
00:14:29.000 What?
00:14:29.000 Ugh, this is terrible.
00:14:31.000 Stop it.
00:14:31.000 So, by the way, just so you're clear on this, all the references are available at ladderscrowder.com.
00:14:36.000 Hit the Like button if you can.
00:14:37.000 That helps with the algorithm, just so you know.
00:14:39.000 YouTube, you can't even find this if you search it.
00:14:40.000 I guarantee if you search New York City crime, naked subway man, Stephen Crowder,
00:14:44.000 it will not show up on YouTube.
00:14:46.000 That's why I say you go to Rumble.
00:14:48.000 New York City, their crime statistics.
00:14:49.000 We've talked about this.
00:14:50.000 Let me give you a refresher.
00:14:51.000 Summer 2022, grand larceny was up 48%.
00:14:53.000 Auto theft up 42%.
00:14:55.000 Robbery up 39%.
00:14:56.000 Felony assault, 19%.
00:14:57.000 Rape up 10%.
00:14:59.000 So, you know.
00:15:00.000 I thought murder was up too, but hey.
00:15:03.000 I don't know that stuff.
00:15:04.000 Yeah, what's the stat on murder?
00:15:05.000 I mean, it's up.
00:15:06.000 Rape's up 10%.
00:15:08.000 I'm sure some of them was murders.
00:15:10.000 Which, if you can stop one rape, right?
00:15:12.000 They always say if you could save one life, people shouldn't be able to have semi-automatic weapons, which, by the way, is pretty much every pistol in this office.
00:15:17.000 There are many guns.
00:15:19.000 Well, usually the rapist does.
00:15:20.000 Yeah, usually the rapist has a gun.
00:15:22.000 Not in the UK, you can just have a blackjack, because no one else has a gun.
00:15:26.000 But if it could save one life, hey, what's the 10%?
00:15:29.000 I don't have the actual figures as far as the number, but if it's up 10%, you could stop the increase of rapes by at least 10%.
00:15:35.000 How about trying to reduce rape?
00:15:37.000 The left just has a standard of, well, it only went up a little bit.
00:15:41.000 Doesn't have to.
00:15:42.000 And by the way, crime has not gone up everywhere because of COVID.
00:15:45.000 It's gone up in specific cities.
00:15:46.000 Internationally, it hasn't necessarily gone up everywhere.
00:15:49.000 That's like I've always said with the science, when Fauci says, we didn't know, and they changed the rules.
00:15:53.000 It's not what information did they use that was available?
00:15:57.000 Was there information at that point in time that they discarded?
00:16:02.000 Are there examples of major cities?
00:16:03.000 Are there examples of countries with COVID that have not had these kinds of spikes in crime?
00:16:09.000 New York, it's nothing to be proud of.
00:16:11.000 Remember shame?
00:16:12.000 Let's bring back shame.
00:16:14.000 So, uh, I'll... What?
00:16:18.000 No, I agree.
00:16:18.000 No, I was just thinking when you said, yeah, with that going up just a little bit, it's just such a strange sentence to me.
00:16:23.000 It's not, like, eggs or, like, just gas going up three pennies.
00:16:27.000 It's rape.
00:16:27.000 Yes.
00:16:28.000 Well, and those are big numbers, too.
00:16:29.000 Those are hundreds or thousands of people that you're talking about.
00:16:32.000 Yeah, that's a lot of people.
00:16:33.000 That's horrible.
00:16:33.000 It's a big number to go up 10%.
00:16:34.000 Like, ah, it really stings at the pump.
00:16:36.000 Yeah.
00:16:37.000 That's one way of putting it.
00:16:38.000 You bet it does.
00:16:39.000 Count your lucky stars.
00:16:42.000 So Elon Musk yesterday caused some controversy, obviously, on Twitter.
00:16:46.000 And that brings us to the latest edition of Because I Can't Know Everything.
00:16:49.000 Gerald Knows Stuff!
00:17:02.000 I love that intro.
00:17:03.000 Yeah, thank you.
00:17:04.000 Very Lawnmower Man-esque.
00:17:07.000 I would actually say Lawnmower Man 2.
00:17:09.000 Yes, thank you.
00:17:10.000 That's even worse.
00:17:11.000 Alright, so yesterday Elon Musk sent out a tweet, and it looked like a fairly, you know, benign tweet, but it's, you know, Ukraine-Russian peace plan, and he asked his followers if they agreed.
00:17:19.000 So, basically, here were the things that he asked for.
00:17:21.000 Redo the elections of the annexed regions under UN supervision to make sure that the elections are obviously real.
00:17:26.000 Russia leaves if this is the will of the people.
00:17:29.000 Not to cut in, but comment below, do you believe that he is a stooge of Putin?
00:17:32.000 Because that is what the media... I'm assuming.
00:17:33.000 Exactly!
00:17:33.000 a part of it. Water supply to Crimea is assured and Ukraine remains neutral.
00:17:38.000 Not to cut in but comment below do you believe that he is a stooge of Putin
00:17:41.000 because that is what the media I'm assuming. Exactly that's a lot of what
00:17:45.000 people... how do you know right?
00:17:48.000 Elon Musk is basically saying, hey, take this poll because I think these are some of the basic points that we're going to have to talk about anyway, and he had a lot of backlash from this poll, right?
00:17:54.000 So, one of them, let's try this then, from him saying, here's my response, right?
00:17:59.000 Hey guys, let's try this then.
00:18:01.000 The will of the people who live in Donbass and Crimea should decide whether they're part of Russia or Ukraine.
00:18:06.000 Now, I understand what Elon is trying to do here.
00:18:09.000 He's trying to kind of simplify this issue and say, look, if we go to war, and it goes on a larger scale, right, not just what we have right now, but if they go full-on war, this is going to just kill more Ukrainian people, so we should probably get to the point.
00:18:20.000 The point is this.
00:18:22.000 We have to decide if these regions can go.
00:18:24.000 My problem with it is that that would be like the Confederacy and the North just saying, well, I don't know, if they vote for it, I guess they can leave the United States.
00:18:32.000 There are a lot of ethnic Russians in that area.
00:18:32.000 Here's why it's different.
00:18:34.000 That is true.
00:18:35.000 Now, of course, Putin would lie and say they all want to be a part of Russia, and Ukraine would say, no, no, no, we had an election, but the truth is we all know that... Look, I think that what Putin has done is terrible.
00:18:44.000 As someone who believes in the non-aggression principle, I am not a fan of Putin.
00:18:47.000 But, Ukraine is an incredibly corrupt country, and if you look at the government that was effectively installed in the early teens, was it 2014?
00:18:55.000 I'm trying to remember the election exactly.
00:18:59.000 People may not necessarily be on board with either government, or the polls may surprise you.
00:19:03.000 Right, but you can't have another country come in and just take them and annex them.
00:19:07.000 That's not how this works.
00:19:08.000 So if Ukraine has the ability in their system of government where a region can vote to leave, fine, let that process happen.
00:19:16.000 That's not what happened.
00:19:17.000 Russia just came in and took it and said it's ours now.
00:19:19.000 But the reason why, and this is to play devil's advocate here, but also just to sort of shine a light on this, they wouldn't have the ability to vote and leave.
00:19:25.000 Ukraine would not allow it.
00:19:26.000 But that's the case they could make, and they're not making that case.
00:19:30.000 Right, but it is the case that Russia is making.
00:19:32.000 These people have not been allowed to have a voice.
00:19:34.000 Now, because there hasn't been a vote, Russia says it's a majority.
00:19:37.000 The truth is, we have no idea what percentage of those people would rather be a part of Russia if they're ethnic Russians.
00:19:41.000 We have no idea, necessarily.
00:19:42.000 And I know it's weird for people to go, ethnic Russians?
00:19:44.000 Because they're all white?
00:19:45.000 Yeah, yeah, we're just using this to sort of delineate here.
00:19:48.000 If it was transparent, we wouldn't have to speculate here.
00:19:51.000 So that is on Ukraine to not make that transparent.
00:19:54.000 They would never allow these... if it was a majority of that area...
00:19:57.000 You know, what we're talking about that had been annexed.
00:19:58.000 If it was a majority of that area that said, you know what, we actually want to be a part of Russia, Ukraine would never allow it.
00:20:02.000 So both sides are kind of guilty as far as usurping the potential will of the people, because we don't really know.
00:20:08.000 So but the precedent that this sets, and this is what we fought with Hitler over the Sudetenland, basically saying the same thing.
00:20:13.000 Of course!
00:20:14.000 No, it's the worst example.
00:20:15.000 It's not what's happening here.
00:20:16.000 Aryan son of a bitch.
00:20:17.000 You always have it at the tip of your tongue.
00:20:18.000 But basically the world said, okay, you're right, there's ethnic Germans in this place, and so of course you can take those guys back.
00:20:24.000 And this... Thank you, Dave.
00:20:27.000 In this situation, I'm not saying it's that.
00:20:29.000 I understand that there are differences, but we can't set the precedent that you can just go into a region and take it over because you have people that speak your language there and might want to join your country as it turns out.
00:20:38.000 Who knows?
00:20:38.000 They haven't had that vote.
00:20:40.000 I understand that they may not ever have that opportunity, but this can't be how the world works.
00:20:43.000 And so, you know who else agrees with me?
00:20:45.000 Is the ambassador, Ukraine's ambassador to Germany, and he tweeted out, I'm gonna have to say it.
00:20:49.000 Yeah, by the way, just so you know, today, if you have With kids on today's show, we're going to be covering some topics that, unfortunately, the degeneracy, the violence of the world, I do not recommend.
00:20:57.000 Because I see so many people who send in pictures of their kids with shirts, it's like, please, don't have them watch this every show, especially as we get to the bros' romantic comedy.
00:21:05.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:05.000 But don't censor yourself.
00:21:07.000 I'm going to say it, and I apologize in advance, but I'm quoting!
00:21:10.000 I don't know what the accent should be, but fuck off is my very diplomatic reply to you, Elon Musk.
00:21:16.000 Which is funny.
00:21:18.000 Which is very funny.
00:21:21.000 It was actually following a more kind of diplomatic response that only got like 1,000 likes and then this one got like 50,000.
00:21:26.000 And then you have President Zelensky, who I can't stand.
00:21:30.000 Doesn't mean that I support the President of this world, but I really... He's an idiot.
00:21:34.000 Stop it.
00:21:35.000 I know he was an actor.
00:21:36.000 He did stand-up, I think.
00:21:38.000 Yeah.
00:21:38.000 Did he?
00:21:38.000 He did do stand-up.
00:21:39.000 Really?
00:21:40.000 Yeah.
00:21:40.000 It's basically like Man of the Year, except not as fun.
00:21:45.000 I feel like I was just given Molly.
00:21:49.000 I'm sitting like, what?
00:21:50.000 He did stand-up comedy?
00:21:51.000 Is there tape?
00:21:51.000 Is there footage?
00:21:52.000 I don't know.
00:21:53.000 They're saying he was a comedian, though.
00:21:54.000 That is true.
00:21:55.000 Okay.
00:21:56.000 I'm not making this stuff up.
00:21:57.000 And he tweeted to Elon Musk.
00:21:59.000 He's gonna have some dark material coming up.
00:22:02.000 How funny would it be if he just, like, really hacked?
00:22:04.000 Like, there's nothing, just like... The difference between cats and dogs... Men and women are not alike!
00:22:09.000 I don't know what!
00:22:11.000 What happened?
00:22:12.000 I just lost my country, so... When man says nothing is wrong, it means nothing is wrong!
00:22:17.000 When crazy bitch say nothing is wrong, it means I'm mad!
00:22:20.000 You have to find out why!
00:22:22.000 Yes, when women says she's fine, she's not fine.
00:22:25.000 She's not fine!
00:22:26.000 No, especially when she's smoking in the street.
00:22:28.000 Yes, that's right!
00:22:30.000 And oh my god, black men's penis are bigger than whites!
00:22:33.000 What?
00:22:33.000 I don't know what!
00:22:34.000 Yes, I saw one in the bathhouse.
00:22:38.000 Zelensky said this, he said, which Elon Musk do you like more, the one who supports Ukraine or the one who supports Russia?
00:22:44.000 To this, Musk replied, I still very much support Ukraine, but I'm convinced that massive escalation of the war will cause great harm to Ukraine and possibly the world.
00:22:53.000 And by the way, hit the like button again, it helps with the algorithm.
00:22:57.000 What I have a problem with is the framing.
00:22:59.000 I don't think that Elon Musk was being pro-Russia with his tweet to say, no, you support Russia.
00:23:05.000 That's the problem.
00:23:05.000 It's just like calling somebody a racist.
00:23:07.000 And this is why Zelensky rubs so many people the wrong way.
00:23:09.000 Right.
00:23:10.000 So Garry Kasparov, like the chess master from Russia, basically, you know, threw some shade at Elon Musk saying he doesn't know what he's talking about, essentially.
00:23:17.000 And Elon Musk's tweet back to him was, I spent over $80 million so far setting up Starlink so that they would have access to the internet in Ukraine.
00:23:25.000 What have you done other than tweet?
00:23:28.000 He's basically saying, look, I've put my money where my mouth is.
00:23:30.000 And by the way, I've opened my company up to Russian hacking because they're a little bit pissed off at me right now.
00:23:35.000 So of course I support the Ukrainian people.
00:23:38.000 I haven't changed that stance.
00:23:39.000 What I'm saying is, we all need to have a conversation about this, because he thinks that if Russia goes to full mobilization, like full-on war, that this could get way, way, way, way worse, and at the very end, he's like, and possibly lead to a nuclear issue with these two countries.
00:23:53.000 We have no idea if that's going to happen.
00:23:54.000 I think he's a little naive, though.
00:23:56.000 I don't believe, I don't think Elon Musk is wrong in asking these questions.
00:24:00.000 I just think it's naive to say, oh, well you should just let him, let the bad man have what he wants.
00:24:03.000 I don't believe in the way he's asking the question but I will say it's very necessary because right now we are kind of at a fork in the road where it's either what would be perceived as a loss to the Russian people Or potential nuclear conflict.
00:24:15.000 That's kind of where they're stuck between a rock and a hard place at this point.
00:24:17.000 Putin is.
00:24:18.000 They need to be given an out.
00:24:18.000 Putin is.
00:24:20.000 And so the problem is anyone who tries to give them an out to state face is seen as supporting Russia.
00:24:20.000 Yes.
00:24:25.000 Well the alternative is, maybe not World War III, but certainly a tactical nuke being used against Ukraine.
00:24:29.000 So just understand what you're doing if you just want to go down the road of vilifying, vilifying, vilifying.
00:24:36.000 And even if you think that they're awful, even if you can't stand Putin in the Russian military, if you want to save more lives, there does need to be some kind of a diplomatic effort to allow him to save face, because this is a man with a huge ego.
00:24:47.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:24:48.000 I mean, or the Russian people could just take out Putin.
00:24:51.000 And that is growing more likely by the day.
00:24:51.000 That's true.
00:24:54.000 Yeah.
00:24:54.000 Because they're very unhappy about this.
00:24:56.000 So, I understand.
00:24:57.000 Lay off of Elon, though.
00:24:57.000 Yeah.
00:24:58.000 Of course Elon supports these guys.
00:24:59.000 Well, they hate Elon, though.
00:25:00.000 He was the first person in there to help them with, and you think, oh, well, internet so they can surf.
00:25:04.000 No!
00:25:04.000 So they can communicate, so they can coordinate, so they can strategize, so they can make sure that people who are trying to fight, for the first time in their lives, by the way, to defend their homelands, can talk to one another and say, stay away from here, go here.
00:25:16.000 That's the kind of communication that this is allowing that they would not have otherwise.
00:25:16.000 Right?
00:25:19.000 Right.
00:25:20.000 Well, these people are dedicated to misunderstanding Elon Musk, too.
00:25:20.000 Yeah.
00:25:24.000 That's true.
00:25:24.000 So it'll never really change.
00:25:26.000 I love how the Tesla X was the best electric SUV, several years running, and now it's not even number five.
00:25:31.000 Well, and it got better.
00:25:32.000 It's like, wait, hold on a second.
00:25:33.000 Why is this one number one?
00:25:34.000 Well, you know, we contrasted that with the Tesla X, and we preferred the one with lower speed and less range.
00:25:39.000 Yeah, you're like, but it's under the F-350 diesel.
00:25:42.000 Yes.
00:25:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:43.000 And they bought ads with us.
00:25:46.000 Tesla lost to the Prius.
00:25:46.000 What?
00:25:48.000 That's not even electric.
00:25:49.000 We had to make an exception to the rules because we're incredibly biased.
00:25:51.000 Yes.
00:25:52.000 Car looks like a gay shoe.
00:25:56.000 I've got some Zelensky stand-up before he became president.
00:26:00.000 Really?
00:26:01.000 Can we do that behind the paywall?
00:26:02.000 We've got a lot to get to.
00:26:04.000 No, Gerald.
00:26:05.000 No, we have to hit this.
00:26:06.000 And I know, we're going to get to the pandering.
00:26:07.000 We're going to get to what's happening.
00:26:08.000 Joe Biden claiming- This is important.
00:26:09.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden claiming that he was raised with Puerto Ricans, which of course is untrue.
00:26:15.000 Yes.
00:26:16.000 Okay, I apologize.
00:26:16.000 No.
00:26:16.000 Gerald.
00:26:17.000 Gerald.
00:26:18.000 Admonish.
00:26:19.000 Zip it.
00:26:20.000 That's fair.
00:26:21.000 It's true.
00:26:22.000 Every now and then, I do get to take advantage of that.
00:26:25.000 It's true.
00:26:26.000 And I've never wanted anything more in my life than to see Zelinsky stand up right now at this moment in time.
00:26:32.000 Is it translated?
00:26:33.000 Uh, so there are subtitles.
00:26:35.000 Do you want Gerald, maybe, to read them?
00:26:36.000 Oh, thanks.
00:26:36.000 Because it may be hard for you to see.
00:26:37.000 Oh, is it a clip?
00:26:38.000 Yeah.
00:26:39.000 Well, uh, okay.
00:26:40.000 Yeah, we can have Gerald read the jokes, the subtitle jokes, because, of course, multilingual comedy is effective.
00:26:48.000 I'll screw the setup every time.
00:26:49.000 Alright, let's watch Zelinsky stand up.
00:26:54.000 Hello, Uncle Igor, Aunt Valya, and Uncle Sasha.
00:26:59.000 Contrary to your fears, I wish to inform you that I live well while I'm alive.
00:27:04.000 This is a great translation.
00:27:05.000 Things will be even better because I have been in the ranks of the inventories for three weeks already, and how else?
00:27:10.000 That's the only way to make a career in Ukraine.
00:27:15.000 However, it is needless to say, you already know.
00:27:18.000 My salary is small, but it's not a problem since we are allowed to take money.
00:27:23.000 And property from the Russians.
00:27:25.000 And the Ukrainian people.
00:27:27.000 I added that.
00:27:28.000 And earlier, the same applied to the Jews.
00:27:30.000 This is pretty rough.
00:27:30.000 Whoa.
00:27:33.000 He's going in deep.
00:27:34.000 Prohibited it.
00:27:35.000 Yeah.
00:27:35.000 And they're laughing at all of this.
00:27:36.000 This is great.
00:27:37.000 They must have a great hype man on the side of them.
00:27:39.000 And everyone there looks like a pork rind.
00:27:40.000 I was gonna say, it's also filmed in 1987.
00:27:43.000 The help of American mercenaries.
00:27:46.000 This seems like it's great, by the way.
00:27:48.000 I guess over there it's acceptable to read off your clipboard?
00:27:50.000 Yeah.
00:27:51.000 I feel like the translation's fake.
00:27:53.000 I mean, I feel like crap if I'm going out and I'm doing, like, a 40-minute new set and I have, like, I look down at my notepad and I'll check, like, okay, that worked.
00:27:58.000 But to actually sit there and, like, read?
00:28:01.000 I thought he was hosting a game show for a minute because of it, but it's really him doing stand-up by reading off of a card.
00:28:08.000 I am willing to bet significantly more than one dollar that that was not the accurate translation of that.
00:28:14.000 That seems too current.
00:28:16.000 Yeah.
00:28:17.000 It seemed a bit too current.
00:28:18.000 I don't know.
00:28:18.000 Yeah, maybe that was someone satirizing it.
00:28:20.000 I have no idea.
00:28:21.000 Either way, he doesn't look to be great.
00:28:24.000 No.
00:28:25.000 Not a lot of eye contact.
00:28:26.000 Staring mainly at the card.
00:28:28.000 Worried about war.
00:28:29.000 The soulless doll's eyes laughed a little bit.
00:28:32.000 Yeah, well, they had to.
00:28:33.000 Yeah, they were laughing at not even punchlines.
00:28:34.000 Well, they were about to drop cash from the ceiling, so... Lead with that!
00:28:39.000 Alright, speaking of that, that was incredibly entertaining.
00:28:41.000 That brings us to this week's Entertainment Minute.
00:28:43.000 OK, Marley was dead to begin with.
00:28:55.000 Billy Eichner's new gay romantic comedy, Bros.
00:28:59.000 Flopped.
00:29:01.000 I'm as surprised as you are.
00:29:03.000 In the opening weekend.
00:29:04.000 Now!
00:29:04.000 Is it because all romantic comedies are gay?
00:29:07.000 Nope!
00:29:10.000 It's subliminally gay.
00:29:12.000 Yes.
00:29:12.000 This is explicitly gay.
00:29:15.000 That seems to be the primary reason.
00:29:16.000 My mistake.
00:29:17.000 So before we get into why it flopped, and you can comment below as to your hunch, why you think it may have flopped, let's just take a look at some clips from, again, the homosexual romantic comedy, Bros.
00:29:31.000 Love is love is love!
00:29:33.000 We can do whatever and we can do it whenever.
00:29:35.000 Does that work for you?
00:29:36.000 Yeah, that definitely works.
00:29:36.000 By the way, if you have kids, they shouldn't be watching.
00:29:37.000 Whatever, whenever.
00:29:38.000 Not at all.
00:29:38.000 Whatever, whenever.
00:29:39.000 GIF of Michael Scott dancing.
00:29:41.000 That's good.
00:29:42.000 Office GIF?
00:29:43.000 This person isn't gay.
00:29:45.000 Is he a top or a bottom?
00:29:46.000 What does that have to do with anything?
00:29:47.000 Maybe you're both bottoms and that's the problem.
00:29:49.000 I'm not always the bottom, Edgar.
00:29:53.000 BOTTOM DOWN!
00:29:55.000 Oh now you want to be on my big blanket?
00:29:57.000 Now you want to be on my big blanket?
00:29:59.000 I gotta be aggressive. Oh there you are!
00:30:01.000 I'm aggressive!
00:30:03.000 Oh yeah! What's going on?
00:30:05.000 I'm gonna punch it!
00:30:07.000 Oh!
00:30:09.000 Is that the violation of expectations?
00:30:11.000 Hey I'm gonna go.
00:30:12.000 That's why I said if you have kids, don't watch this.
00:30:14.000 Okay.
00:30:16.000 So you probably already commented as to why you think it didn't work.
00:30:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:19.000 By the way, I don't think that people would be... They wouldn't picture it to be very romantic if it was just like a straight orgy.
00:30:26.000 No.
00:30:27.000 That's so bad!
00:30:29.000 Not a lot of whining and dining going on so much as just group sex with strange men.
00:30:34.000 Also, if 20 hot women came over to stop two hot women from fighting, you'd probably think that was sexist.
00:30:41.000 Yes, you would.
00:30:42.000 I mean, it depends where you are.
00:30:43.000 If it's the WNBA, you'd be like, well, sure.
00:30:46.000 I don't know.
00:30:46.000 I'm not saying that those guys were hot, but I'd do them.
00:30:48.000 Yeah, well, so did Billy Eichner.
00:30:50.000 How do you think they got cast?
00:30:52.000 So, here's the thing.
00:30:53.000 It didn't work.
00:30:54.000 Flopped.
00:30:55.000 Okay.
00:30:56.000 And that should be fine.
00:30:57.000 It wouldn't be a big deal if it just flopped.
00:30:58.000 Okay, fine.
00:30:59.000 Who cares?
00:31:00.000 The problem is now they have to berate you, the audience member.
00:31:04.000 Is it raining?
00:31:04.000 Did I just hear something?
00:31:06.000 Is there a cat on the roof?
00:31:07.000 Billy Eichner blamed straight people, meaning the primary audience, because even if all gay people went to go see, it wouldn't be enough.
00:31:13.000 He said, That's just the world we live in, unfortunately.
00:31:17.000 Even with glowing reviews, great Rotten Tomatoes scores, and an A CinemaScore, etc.
00:31:21.000 Straight people, especially in parts of the country, just didn't want to show up for Bros.
00:31:25.000 And that's disappointing, but it is what it is.
00:31:27.000 That's right.
00:31:27.000 It is.
00:31:30.000 Also, you bought those.
00:31:31.000 Those are bought and paid for reviews.
00:31:34.000 Yes.
00:31:35.000 Yes, but I spent the money!
00:31:37.000 Oh, you mean a bunch of other gays on Rotten Tomatoes, you know, qualified or verified reviewers liked your film, but the average American did not?
00:31:45.000 Surprise!
00:31:45.000 And by the way, that's an interesting thesis, but per the IMDb page, this is what Eichner said before the film.
00:31:51.000 Co-writer and star Billy Eichner have expressed that he does not want conservatives, especially those who voted for the 45th President of the United States and their associates, to see the film.
00:32:00.000 Deal.
00:32:01.000 Even conservatives, who identify as being part of the LGBTQ plus community, as he views them as traitors.
00:32:07.000 Well, there you go.
00:32:08.000 You not only cut off half the country, but you've now cut off a significant portion of gays.
00:32:12.000 Because there's a big difference between a Hollywood gay, Hollywood gay guy, And the average middle American gay guy.
00:32:17.000 They're not on board with all of the LGBTQAAIP+.
00:32:20.000 Gay William is an example.
00:32:21.000 A lot of them say this has gone too far.
00:32:23.000 They want to live their lives, they want to be gay, and they don't want to, you know, be, they don't want to be the victim of a hate crime.
00:32:29.000 And we all agree with that.
00:32:30.000 But, you just cut, you cut them out.
00:32:32.000 You cut out half the country.
00:32:34.000 Sorry, less than half the country.
00:32:35.000 70 million to 900 million votes for Joe Biden.
00:32:38.000 That's true.
00:32:38.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:32:39.000 And you've cut out gay people who disagree with anything you view.
00:32:43.000 And you now are confused as to why it flopped.
00:32:47.000 Well, also, you don't think there's enough gay people in America to create a hit film in an audience?
00:32:52.000 Right.
00:32:52.000 Have you ever been to a film school or anything?
00:32:55.000 There's a lot of gay people.
00:32:56.000 The entire independent film industry is filled with gay people.
00:33:00.000 Plus Moonstruck!
00:33:01.000 And Moonstruck is the gayest movie ever made.
00:33:06.000 No, not maybe.
00:33:07.000 No, it is.
00:33:07.000 Well, what's interesting is he had a bunch of guys who looked pretty fit, right, in this movie for gay people, and he did a lot of stuff to make it, you know, titillizing for them, I guess, or titillating, sorry.
00:33:17.000 Titillating.
00:33:17.000 Titillating.
00:33:18.000 Titillizing.
00:33:18.000 Confusing thing.
00:33:19.000 This guy's got tits on the brain.
00:33:21.000 He did that, and he still managed to turn gay people off.
00:33:24.000 Yes.
00:33:25.000 Boys don't cry one.
00:33:26.000 Difficult.
00:33:26.000 That's true.
00:33:27.000 I mean, there's plenty of movies about gays.
00:33:28.000 It's because it's the movie Boat Trip with just guys having sex.
00:33:33.000 Yeah.
00:33:34.000 Who would have thought that a homosexual bachelor party wouldn't be tapping into the pulse of mainstream America?
00:33:40.000 It's just a dead genre.
00:33:43.000 You made American Pie, but it's, I guess, two pies.
00:33:46.000 Yes! We'll put them together and pretend it's a butt.
00:33:54.000 What took an hour?
00:33:56.000 So Kevin dug up a tweet from 2017 where this might explain another giant audience that Billy Eichner...
00:34:02.000 I missed that, I was still laughing at the butt pies.
00:34:05.000 Blow it up there.
00:34:06.000 Yeah, so in 2017 he said, I am anti-white.
00:34:09.000 You ain't black!
00:34:10.000 Well, okay.
00:34:12.000 A lot of blaming with this guy.
00:34:14.000 Yeah, and by the way, gay romantic comedies don't really work because of how men think, okay?
00:34:21.000 There's no dance of seduction.
00:34:24.000 That's not how it works.
00:34:25.000 Have you been to a gay bar?
00:34:27.000 It's a meat market.
00:34:29.000 It's not wooing.
00:34:30.000 It's not, oh, I don't know, and you have to pursue the... It's just, the answer is, yeah, a woman's...
00:34:36.000 A woman's starting off point, their default point as it comes to sex and relationships, not all, generally speaking, is men are pursuing them and their default set point is no, or not yet.
00:34:48.000 A man's default set point is please!
00:34:52.000 Sex!
00:34:53.000 When you have two guys, and by the way, we actually have an early cut, just to kind of bring this point home, of the movie that was, this is the realistic version.
00:35:05.000 So.
00:35:06.000 Wanna have sex?
00:35:08.000 Yeah!
00:35:12.000 I particularly love the Guess Who character wig.
00:35:20.000 Yeah, I don't know why that guy chose that.
00:35:22.000 Why did I get a credit?
00:35:24.000 Why were you there on set?
00:35:25.000 I was not!
00:35:26.000 Yes you were.
00:35:27.000 You didn't think we didn't see you in the bushes with your binoculars?
00:35:29.000 I was not a supervisor.
00:35:30.000 We know.
00:35:30.000 He was totally into it.
00:35:31.000 He thinks he's fooling anyone.
00:35:33.000 And by the way... I have a wife and kids!
00:35:35.000 Guys, I'm gay.
00:35:36.000 This doesn't mean, by the way, that there isn't hope for the homosexual rom-com genre, because there have been many.
00:35:43.000 And that brings us to this week's, well, the upcoming gay rom-coms.
00:35:46.000 There's a big market.
00:35:47.000 That brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1.
00:35:48.000 You forgot Stefan in the chamber!
00:35:56.000 And this one got away from us so there's a reload.
00:36:00.000 Because the refractory period is just ridiculous.
00:36:03.000 I feel like if any other office did this around a conference table, no one would be working today.
00:36:08.000 For us, it's like, that's perfect, let's add it.
00:36:10.000 Alright, 7 plus 1 upcoming gay rom-coms.
00:36:14.000 Number 7, Dave.
00:36:16.000 Must love DONGs.
00:36:18.000 There you go.
00:36:18.000 I think the bullet's a little, I think the sounds are a little bit low.
00:36:22.000 Number 6, gay rom-coms.
00:36:24.000 How to lose your T-cells in 10 days.
00:36:29.000 Gerald, number five.
00:36:29.000 Oh, thank you.
00:36:30.000 A cock to remember.
00:36:33.000 Yeah!
00:36:34.000 There's our favorite intimacy supervisor.
00:36:37.000 That's him.
00:36:38.000 Cock.
00:36:39.000 Top gay rom-coms.
00:36:40.000 Number four.
00:36:41.000 My big fat gay Nordic music festival.
00:36:46.000 Because that happened.
00:36:49.000 I'll grab number three and then Gerald can grab number two and Dave can grab- Number three, Top Gay Rom-Coms.
00:36:53.000 There's something about Gary.
00:36:55.000 It's HIV.
00:36:56.000 Well that's too long of a title.
00:36:58.000 Gary.
00:36:59.000 Gary.
00:37:03.000 Number two, Gerald.
00:37:04.000 Crazy, stupid lube.
00:37:06.000 Well, there's nothing stupid about that.
00:37:07.000 It's just prudent.
00:37:08.000 Why?
00:37:09.000 Just considerate.
00:37:09.000 Almost.
00:37:10.000 And the number one, before the reload, number one upcoming gay rom-coms, Dave.
00:37:15.000 Pretty and Stink.
00:37:16.000 Oh, that's too much.
00:37:17.000 Hey, by the way, reload.
00:37:21.000 Number seven.
00:37:22.000 Upcoming gay rom-coms.
00:37:24.000 And you can, by the way, you can hit the like button.
00:37:26.000 You can hit the like button even if you don't like it.
00:37:27.000 We don't care.
00:37:29.000 Number seven.
00:37:30.000 As goo as it gets.
00:37:31.000 Oh, gosh.
00:37:34.000 That's a goo one.
00:37:35.000 That's a coo one.
00:37:38.000 What do the gay ghosts say to the other ghosts?
00:37:40.000 Goo.
00:37:41.000 Oh.
00:37:44.000 Number six, Dave.
00:37:46.000 Four weddings and a bunch of funerals.
00:37:48.000 Yes.
00:37:50.000 Again, these are 14 plus 1.
00:37:52.000 These are already, they're in production.
00:37:55.000 They've been optioned.
00:37:56.000 Yeah, don't blame us.
00:37:56.000 No, don't blame us.
00:37:57.000 Number 5.
00:37:58.000 This one actually, I was confused.
00:37:59.000 Number 5, upcoming, is Mamma Mia!
00:38:02.000 Oh, sorry.
00:38:02.000 Mamma Mia!
00:38:03.000 My Ass Hurts!
00:38:06.000 Because you didn't go to the loo.
00:38:07.000 Mamma Mia!
00:38:08.000 My Ass Hurts!
00:38:10.000 That's part 3.
00:38:11.000 Split in 3.
00:38:13.000 Top upcoming gay rom-coms.
00:38:15.000 Number four, Gerald.
00:38:16.000 Uh, 10 Things I Hate About Vaginas.
00:38:18.000 Well, that makes sense.
00:38:25.000 Top gay rom-coms.
00:38:27.000 Again, they've been optioned.
00:38:28.000 Number three, Immune Systemless in Seattle.
00:38:34.000 That one seems a little bit curt.
00:38:35.000 Well, it's a little blunt.
00:38:37.000 But well, he did technically make that movie.
00:38:39.000 Yes.
00:38:39.000 Yes, he did.
00:38:40.000 And top upcoming rom-coms.
00:38:41.000 Number two, Dave.
00:38:43.000 When Harry Met Sally Who Used To Be Carl.
00:38:46.000 I don't want to be discriminatory.
00:38:49.000 No, you have to.
00:38:49.000 And the number one upcoming gay rom-com we're all excited about.
00:38:53.000 You've Got AIDS.
00:38:58.000 Oh, and by the way, the plus one, Cats.
00:39:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:03.000 Cats.
00:39:03.000 Cats.
00:39:04.000 You forgot Stefan in the chamber!
00:39:12.000 Oh, by the way, I should mention this.
00:39:13.000 With the food shortages going on there, you know, they're a wonderful sponsor of the show.
00:39:17.000 Don't wait for an emergency to come up.
00:39:19.000 You have a three-month food supply.
00:39:20.000 If you go to prepwithcrowder.com, you get 20% off a three-month food supply.
00:39:25.000 Prepwithcrowder.com.
00:39:26.000 I actually have eaten all the oatmeal.
00:39:27.000 They need to send me more.
00:39:28.000 They do need to send you more.
00:39:29.000 That's good stuff.
00:39:29.000 It's way better than Quaker Oats.
00:39:31.000 Yeah.
00:39:32.000 By the way, for that seven, we had more.
00:39:35.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:35.000 We talked about, like, a lot more.
00:39:36.000 Twelve monkey pox.
00:39:37.000 Yes.
00:39:38.000 Would have worked really well.
00:39:39.000 Or monkey pox.
00:39:39.000 Holes, for obvious reasons.
00:39:43.000 I'm so mad we didn't get 12 monkeypox in there.
00:39:46.000 Technically, it's not a romantic comedy.
00:39:47.000 It's more of a gay sci-fi.
00:39:49.000 You're right.
00:39:51.000 There's a debate for that one.
00:39:54.000 Polls, we just couldn't change the name.
00:39:56.000 No, exactly.
00:39:57.000 Not to mention, there were three Back to the Fuck Boys.
00:39:59.000 It was just one of those things where it's blurry in there.
00:40:01.000 Oh, jeez.
00:40:03.000 I'm sorry.
00:40:05.000 You offended Token Island.
00:40:07.000 I said if you have kids.
00:40:09.000 But here's the issue, right?
00:40:10.000 And by the way, we'll get to Hocus Pocus on Mug Club.
00:40:13.000 You can't escape it.
00:40:15.000 You know, it used to be separate the art from the artist, but it is so aggressive now that it's impossible to simply enjoy the art because the art is a byproduct.
00:40:27.000 It's a canvas painted by these artists and unfortunately now everything has been politicized.
00:40:31.000 You can't go and enjoy films at the cinema.
00:40:33.000 Can I give you one more tweet from Billy Eichner?
00:40:36.000 Three men and an Asian baby?
00:40:38.000 I never want to hear the phrase, Billy Eichner, and can I give you... Billy Eichner would like to give you something.
00:40:44.000 This is not a show and tell, I want to... This is from a few months ago.
00:40:46.000 Get your fictional hateful Bible stories and your fake fictional religious BS out of our effing lives, F you.
00:40:53.000 Oh, well, you know.
00:40:55.000 Maybe a little prayer would have got a better box office result.
00:40:59.000 He's a tolerant little homo.
00:41:00.000 Wow.
00:41:03.000 Maybe this is karma.
00:41:04.000 Be tolerant and agree with everything I say, how I say it, or we will remove your ability to make a living.
00:41:11.000 And what I just said, a tolerant homosexual, will be considered more offensive than he said, F your fake Bible and your fictional stories and F you, whatever, I don't care.
00:41:19.000 He could have fixed every house in Florida with just the parade budget for that movie.
00:41:23.000 Yes!
00:41:25.000 Did you see the commercial?
00:41:26.000 It's just a parade.
00:41:27.000 Yeah, I know.
00:41:28.000 Well, come on.
00:41:30.000 What, is he gonna do a gay romantic comedy and not have a parade?
00:41:33.000 Well, that's true.
00:41:33.000 It's mainly just parades.
00:41:34.000 That's like a chick flick where it's not a romantic comedy but the women and they don't have some kind of a, you know, dance party while cooking.
00:41:38.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:41:39.000 Someone flings the batter.
00:41:41.000 Oh, it's on me.
00:41:42.000 Like, oh, who could possibly understand why women's content doesn't appeal to men but the content that appeals to men is often universal?
00:41:51.000 I've never once had a batter baking food fight party.
00:41:54.000 Never.
00:41:55.000 I've never once spilled something in a kitchen without a woman yelling at me, let alone her doing it.
00:41:59.000 Oh yeah, they get abusive.
00:42:00.000 Yes.
00:42:02.000 That's an OXO commercial that you won't see for their kitchen supplies.
00:42:06.000 I like the brand OXO, their stuff is great.
00:42:07.000 So, let's get to Biden.
00:42:10.000 What are you, a KitchenAid guy?
00:42:12.000 I just didn't know how you pronounced it that way.
00:42:15.000 What is it supposed to be?
00:42:15.000 He's a brave old guy.
00:42:16.000 Is it OXO or OXO?
00:42:18.000 I have no idea.
00:42:18.000 It's all caps!
00:42:19.000 Can someone comment?
00:42:20.000 It's like OXO like a letter.
00:42:24.000 I have a great meat tenderizer from them.
00:42:26.000 Basically when I get their stuff, like if it's a ladle, their stuff is always better.
00:42:29.000 You're going to lead with meat tenderizer after that segment?
00:42:31.000 Yes.
00:42:33.000 That's exactly why.
00:42:34.000 That's exactly what it's for.
00:42:36.000 He's had a lot of dongs when I was- I'd like to meat tenderize- grab the- I have the blade meat tenderizer.
00:42:40.000 Yeah.
00:42:41.000 Right in his forehead.
00:42:42.000 I know.
00:42:43.000 He'd like it.
00:42:44.000 Yeah.
00:42:44.000 Bring it.
00:42:44.000 You'd look like one of those kids toys where you put your hand through the pins.
00:42:50.000 Alright!
00:42:50.000 So let's get to- The germ needles?
00:42:52.000 Yes!
00:42:54.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:42:58.000 You know what?
00:42:59.000 You can be a walking those things.
00:43:00.000 The one you did at KB Toys and it gave everyone pink eyes?
00:43:03.000 Remember when you put your face on it?
00:43:06.000 You're like, oh, that was a dumb idea.
00:43:08.000 That's exactly.
00:43:09.000 All right.
00:43:10.000 So former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:43:11.000 OK.
00:43:12.000 This is hilarious, but it also is indicative of the left pandering, and there's a silver lining.
00:43:16.000 Like I've said, this is a good thing.
00:43:18.000 They are so out of touch, they don't realize all of the people they're turning off, namely black people, Latinos, and yes, a record number of gays.
00:43:25.000 So, former Vice President Joe Biden pandered to the people of Puerto Rico on Monday, telling them that all of America is with you.
00:43:31.000 Well, that's nice.
00:43:33.000 They're recovering from a hurricane, obviously Hurricane Fiona.
00:43:36.000 I don't like that they named it Fiona, by the way, but that's a story for another day.
00:43:39.000 See if you can spot the moment that... Here's the thing.
00:43:42.000 Everyone lies.
00:43:43.000 Anyone who says they don't lie, that's a lie.
00:43:45.000 Like, everyone lies with us to not hurt somebody's feelings or every now... Like, small little lies.
00:43:49.000 Everyone has engaged in small little white lying.
00:43:53.000 The prom and politicians, certainly, most of them lie.
00:43:55.000 Joe Biden lies about every- and he lies when he has no reason to lie, and he doesn't just lie in exact- like, Donald Trump would exaggerate sometimes.
00:44:04.000 Donald Trump would exaggerate or diminish, right?
00:44:06.000 He would just turn everything up to an 11, or if it was a 3, turn it down to a 1 to insult his opponent.
00:44:11.000 Joe Biden makes up stories that never happened with people he never met in places that don't even exist.
00:44:18.000 See if you can spot the blatant lie in his Puerto Rico-centric speech.
00:44:24.000 Ever since the hurricane struck, Jill and I have had people in Puerto Rico on our minds and in our prayers.
00:44:31.000 We came here in person to show that we're with you.
00:44:35.000 All of America's with you as you receive and recover and rebuild.
00:44:39.000 I come from a little state, the little state of Delaware.
00:44:42.000 It's not like the Congresswoman from New York.
00:44:44.000 She's from the big states.
00:44:46.000 But we have a very, in relative terms, large Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was.
00:44:50.000 No, it's a very Puerto Rican-centric state.
00:44:53.000 We have the eighth largest black population in the country and between all minorities we have 20% of our state is
00:44:53.000 All?
00:45:01.000 minority.
00:45:02.000 And so I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home.
00:45:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was.
00:45:10.000 It's a very Puerto Rican-centric state. All 0.39% of them.
00:45:16.000 When he's talking about them.
00:45:18.000 The furthest I can go back is the 1970 census.
00:45:21.000 You can go to LotofPuerto.com for all the references or click the link in the description.
00:45:24.000 0.39%. You wouldn't even have enough to create the sharks.
00:45:30.000 I had a gardener saw through my window.
00:45:34.000 Right at the beginning, he's like, alright so Puerto Rican and then he's like, well I gotta loop black people in there somehow.
00:45:39.000 And the Puerto Rican's like, how does this matter?
00:45:40.000 I don't know why he's talking about black people in his state of mind.
00:45:43.000 Well they're all that, you know, they're all in that group of I don't want to talk to.
00:45:47.000 There's so many minorities.
00:45:49.000 Lots and lots of minorities.
00:45:50.000 By God, I do know that New York is bigger than Delaware now.
00:45:53.000 Thank you, that was helpful.
00:45:54.000 I mean, there's darn near 20% minorities and 80% white, hence making them a minority.
00:45:59.000 It's really at the top of my mind when it comes to natural disasters.
00:46:01.000 You know, the Haiti earthquake.
00:46:02.000 I went down to help.
00:46:03.000 Yes.
00:46:04.000 So many damn minorities!
00:46:06.000 Mostly Haitians.
00:46:07.000 Hunter came with us, and boy, he didn't bring condoms.
00:46:10.000 No, he did not.
00:46:11.000 He did throw a gun in a dumpster, though.
00:46:13.000 Again.
00:46:15.000 Every time he sees a dumpster, he wants to throw a gun.
00:46:17.000 So he says, I was raised in a largely Puerto Rican community.
00:46:20.000 And first off, again, it doesn't pass a sniff test.
00:46:20.000 It's Delaware.
00:46:23.000 Right away, if you go, Delaware?
00:46:25.000 I don't think so.
00:46:26.000 Correct.
00:46:26.000 Go with your gut.
00:46:27.000 If your gut says, former Vice President Joe Biden is lying, it's 0.39%.
00:46:33.000 Comment below if you thought it was a little higher.
00:46:40.000 Well it's like in Wayne's world where they're going through the states and they all have something and they get to Delaware and they're like, we're in Delaware.
00:46:44.000 I'm in Texas, Wayne!
00:46:45.000 Yeehaw!
00:46:50.000 I'm in Delaware.
00:46:53.000 I think there's no state tax.
00:46:56.000 I don't know.
00:46:56.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:46:57.000 But this brings us to actually the top five times that Democrats have been caught pandering.
00:47:02.000 And this is why black voters are turning off to them in record numbers.
00:47:05.000 So number five, if you don't remember this, Kamala Harris.
00:47:07.000 This is not an exception is what I want to make sure you understand.
00:47:10.000 Because we see these things, and you see them in an isolated incident.
00:47:12.000 Ah, he misspoke.
00:47:13.000 He didn't misspeak!
00:47:15.000 He lied.
00:47:16.000 He made it up to try and pander for votes.
00:47:21.000 To be clear, and this is what the Democrat Party does.
00:47:24.000 It's really hard to compete with people who simply lie, and they know the media will carry their water.
00:47:28.000 Anyone out there?
00:47:29.000 Anyone see on CNN this morning?
00:47:30.000 Did they call him on it?
00:47:31.000 Did they call him to the mat on it?
00:47:33.000 Of course not.
00:47:33.000 MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, did they say?
00:47:35.000 And I don't mean do they say, oh Joe Biden maybe had a slip that is not fully correct.
00:47:39.000 Did they say, this guy is a compulsive liar.
00:47:42.000 That's your job as the media.
00:47:45.000 I would say Cronkite would have done it, but he was a raging leftist too.
00:47:48.000 There never was objective journalism in this country.
00:47:49.000 So let's go to number five.
00:47:50.000 These are the times I've pandered.
00:47:52.000 We'll make all these available.
00:47:53.000 Kamala Harris, where she talked about smoking weed with Charlemagne, the god.
00:48:00.000 Self, self title.
00:48:01.000 Have you ever smoked?
00:48:04.000 I have.
00:48:04.000 And I inhale.
00:48:05.000 I did inhale.
00:48:09.000 It was a long time ago.
00:48:10.000 I think that it gives a lot of people joy and we need more joy in the world.
00:48:19.000 Mm-hmm.
00:48:20.000 All right.
00:48:21.000 You're getting the picture.
00:48:22.000 This is not going to be comfortable for the next... Well, she was listening to Tupac.
00:48:25.000 Yes, she was listening to Tupac.
00:48:27.000 In college, Tupac was... Oh yeah, why didn't we have that clip?
00:48:30.000 Listen to Tupac and Biggie.
00:48:31.000 Well, after Tupac and Biggie.
00:48:32.000 We'll bring that up afterwards.
00:48:33.000 Control Room.
00:48:33.000 Get the Tupac clip.
00:48:34.000 They were both six.
00:48:35.000 Yes.
00:48:36.000 They were still spittin' it, Dave.
00:48:39.000 They died at 25 and 24, I think.
00:48:42.000 Here's, by the way, Hillary Clinton.
00:48:43.000 Here's another one.
00:48:43.000 Number four, Hillary Clinton.
00:48:44.000 Again, this is the pandering that they do, usually to black voters, where she said, and it's not as bad as number three, Hillary Clinton talking about how she brings hot sauce with her everywhere.
00:48:53.000 Of course, when she's speaking to her African-American sister in... No more questions?
00:48:59.000 No, she has to go.
00:49:00.000 What's something that you always carry with you?
00:49:02.000 Hot sauce.
00:49:04.000 Really?
00:49:05.000 Yeah.
00:49:05.000 Yeah.
00:49:06.000 Really?
00:49:06.000 Are you getting their formation right now?
00:49:09.000 Hot sauce.
00:49:10.000 Hot sauce in my bag swag?
00:49:12.000 Hot sauce.
00:49:13.000 Really?
00:49:14.000 Yes.
00:49:14.000 Now listen, I just want you to know, people are going to see this and say, okay, she's pandering to life.
00:49:17.000 She didn't know what bag swag meant.
00:49:20.000 Okay.
00:49:22.000 Is it working?
00:49:25.000 Well, we know it wouldn't be salt, because that would render your powers inert.
00:49:29.000 Why wouldn't you prove it, then?
00:49:31.000 Yeah.
00:49:31.000 I mean, like, hot sauce.
00:49:32.000 You got hot sauce in your bag, Swag?
00:49:35.000 Hot sauce?
00:49:36.000 I already said hot sauce!
00:49:38.000 Don't ask me other things!
00:49:39.000 Why are you sandbagging me?
00:49:40.000 Just as every racist food.
00:49:42.000 Yes!
00:49:43.000 Giblets!
00:49:45.000 Collard greens?
00:49:48.000 Our bank's just full of mail.
00:49:49.000 Shipments!
00:49:50.000 Shipments!
00:49:52.000 The whitest, most awful, just cucumber sandwiches.
00:49:57.000 Hellmans!
00:50:01.000 Here's number three, because Hillary Clinton is just the worst at this, but you know, you have to pander when you're completely talentless and unlikable.
00:50:07.000 Here's when she actually put up a fake black voice, in case you've forgotten.
00:50:11.000 I don't feel no ways tired.
00:50:14.000 I'm too fine.
00:50:17.000 Where I started from.
00:50:20.000 Nobody told me that the road would be easy.
00:50:24.000 I don't believe he brought me this far to leave me.
00:50:30.000 Wow.
00:50:30.000 Wow.
00:50:30.000 I forgot that was in Selma, Alabama, and it makes it so much worse.
00:50:34.000 Yes.
00:50:35.000 It's way worse.
00:50:36.000 Next thing you know, you're going to do a Sam Kinison impression.
00:50:39.000 Oh.
00:50:41.000 That was so... What are you sleeping with interns?!
00:50:44.000 Oh!
00:50:48.000 Is it that little Arkansas whore?
00:50:54.000 Because he was imitating a priest, a southern preacher.
00:50:57.000 Sam Kenison, that's what he was.
00:50:58.000 Yeah, he came from a family of preachers.
00:51:01.000 I want his door to be all shut and the brakes taken out on his car!
00:51:04.000 I want to preach that body count!
00:51:10.000 She's the worst!
00:51:13.000 I would have loved to see her face when it was like, uh, Donald Trump won?
00:51:19.000 Did he pander better than I did?
00:51:22.000 Can you imagine the shock?
00:51:24.000 My personal favorite, but it's not number one.
00:51:26.000 Number two was when, if you don't remember this, Pelosi, Kamala, and a lot of members of Congress, they were wearing the African garb and the scarves.
00:51:33.000 And remember this happened when we were live on air.
00:51:35.000 It was live on air and I said, oh my gosh, I can't believe they're doing that seriously.
00:51:39.000 And they caught a little bit of flack for appropriation, but certainly not enough.
00:51:43.000 They were bowing and thanking George Floyd for justice, but the funniest part is the Desmond Tutu, you know, swatch that they're wearing.
00:51:52.000 Sydney Poitier in White Man's Burden.
00:51:53.000 They call me Mrs. Bitch.
00:51:57.000 Number four.
00:51:59.000 We're going back in.
00:52:01.000 It's a cause, we swear.
00:52:11.000 You bunch of losers!
00:52:13.000 For sacrificing your life for justice.
00:52:16.000 My favorite part of that was, help! I've knelt and I can't get up!
00:52:21.000 Which she literally did.
00:52:23.000 She's the worst!
00:52:28.000 She took a knee in protest of functioning hips.
00:52:32.000 Someone get me up.
00:52:34.000 Thank you for sacrificing your life.
00:52:36.000 I'm sure he wasn't a big fan of it.
00:52:39.000 Her husband's car just crashes into it.
00:52:41.000 Was he from Africa?
00:52:43.000 I don't think he was.
00:52:44.000 I'm pretty sure he was not.
00:52:45.000 He was born in the US.
00:52:47.000 I believe he was from Minneapolis.
00:52:48.000 Cup of food.
00:52:51.000 That's where he resided.
00:52:53.000 And this brings us to number one, just because we watched this in real time when there were these debates.
00:52:56.000 And the reason this is is because it's dueling, pandering, where I want you to look at Booker's face where he's upset.
00:53:04.000 This economy has got to work for everyone.
00:53:13.000 And right now we know that it isn't.
00:53:15.000 And it's going to take all of us coming together to make sure that it does.
00:53:19.000 Necesitamos incluir cada persona en el éxito de esta economía.
00:53:25.000 Pero si queremos hacer eso, necesitamos incluir cada persona en nuestra democracia.
00:53:32.000 Cada votar...
00:53:34.000 We need representation and every voice we need to listen.
00:53:39.000 The situation is unacceptable.
00:53:42.000 The president has attacked, has demonized immigrants.
00:53:48.000 It's unacceptable and I'm going to change the rest.
00:53:50.000 That's like when Chelsea Handler, we all know this, it's kind of a secret in the industry,
00:53:56.000 open secret, is how Chelsea Handler would have people on the show would pre-tape it
00:53:59.000 and then use their jokes.
00:54:02.000 That's like, it's like having an opener go out and steal your joke and Beto's just like, sorry, Booker's like, that's my bit.
00:54:09.000 He's like, that's my bit!
00:54:11.000 Did he also find out about Rosetta Stone?
00:54:16.000 I'm from Newark, of course I speak Spanish.
00:54:20.000 I was raised with a lot of Puerto Ricans.
00:54:23.000 Actually, there probably are in Newark.
00:54:24.000 He would actually have a claim to it.
00:54:28.000 And by the way, that brings us to... If you missed this when the debate happened, we actually, I think, created this that night live from the debate and had it before the end.
00:54:35.000 It was the dueling Beto and Booker.
00:54:40.000 We thought it was so funny that we actually put way too much production value into an anime representation.
00:54:46.000 So what would you do, Congressman, day one at the White House?
00:54:50.000 Ha! Satoshi Nakamoto!
00:54:53.000 I'm Dave Buckel.
00:54:54.000 Who the gang?
00:54:56.000 Vamos a tratar cada persona con el respeto...
00:55:00.000 Ah! Aquí! Su kishino!
00:55:03.000 Su karanochi...
00:55:06.000 Kuma...
00:55:07.000 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
00:55:15.000 Comment below.
00:55:16.000 You got him, you got AOC.
00:55:18.000 Hey, question, comment below.
00:55:29.000 You got him, you got AOC.
00:55:31.000 How much spirit cooking causes the googly eye?
00:55:34.000 Yeah, the exact amount, because I can't get...
00:55:39.000 We don't want to show up with googly eyes one day.
00:55:41.000 You know what, maybe you guys can bring this up in the control room.
00:55:43.000 Cory Booker always tries to do these motivational speeches on his Instagram.
00:55:47.000 Like, a wise man once told me that there was a man, this is one that I remember specifically, he asked his master, he wanted to learn from him, he saw his master meditating across the river.
00:55:59.000 And he couldn't find a way to the river.
00:56:00.000 And he's all sweaty like he's jogging.
00:56:02.000 And he said, Master, Master!
00:56:04.000 And he stopped meditating.
00:56:05.000 He said, How do I get to the other side of the river?
00:56:08.000 And he said, Young Apprentice, you're already there.
00:56:12.000 End video.
00:56:13.000 You're like, this sucks.
00:56:14.000 I hate you.
00:56:14.000 You're already there.
00:56:17.000 Ridiculous.
00:56:19.000 A smart person makes something complicated sound easy.
00:56:22.000 Yes.
00:56:23.000 I just did the opposite of that.
00:56:24.000 By the way, here's a Lone Star.
00:56:26.000 I'm already there.
00:56:27.000 Do you remember when he'd had his Spartacus moment where he announced something that was already public information?
00:56:32.000 Yeah.
00:56:32.000 He was like, this is brand new stuff.
00:56:34.000 No, because if you want to show a little humility, compare yourself to Spartacus.
00:56:38.000 Yes.
00:56:38.000 If I get kicked out of Congress for this, so be it.
00:56:41.000 Sir, we release that at noon.
00:56:43.000 I know, but if I get kicked out of Congress for saying this... And use as many quotes as possible because you've never had a thought of your own that made sense.
00:56:51.000 In Espanol.
00:56:54.000 Si, gracias amigo.
00:56:55.000 Maybe I'll need to incorporate some Booker material.
00:56:57.000 I have a bunch of Booker material in Oklahoma City this Saturday, October 8th.
00:57:00.000 They have a 6 and an 845 show.
00:57:03.000 Man, I have so many notes on Cory Booker.
00:57:05.000 I'm like, I don't think enough people know how crappy he is.
00:57:07.000 It would require too much explanation.
00:57:09.000 What were we going to say there?
00:57:10.000 We got the Kamala Harris clip about Tupac.
00:57:12.000 Oh yeah, this one's great.
00:57:13.000 This should have been number 5, but they're both equally... Comfortable.
00:57:17.000 They want to make you throw up.
00:57:19.000 What does Kamala Harris listen to?
00:57:20.000 What were you listening to when you was high?
00:57:23.000 What was on?
00:57:24.000 What song was on?
00:57:25.000 Oh my goodness.
00:57:26.000 Oh yeah, definitely Snoop.
00:57:28.000 Uh-huh.
00:57:29.000 Tupac.
00:57:30.000 For sure.
00:57:31.000 Pause.
00:57:33.000 Liar whore!
00:57:34.000 Liar whore!
00:57:35.000 And you know it!
00:57:37.000 Talking about bitch and juice.
00:57:40.000 I'm just doing the math.
00:57:43.000 Rolling down the street, she's smoking endo.
00:57:47.000 Sippin' on Jan Andrews, that's right, VP.
00:57:49.000 I'm laid back.
00:57:51.000 Hey, I'm Kamala, and I'm here to say... Yeah, sending your money to Ukraine in a major way.
00:58:01.000 What a stupid world.
00:58:03.000 Remember when we used to mock, you know, people used to mock Christians, and rightfully so, many of them Christians, for being out of touch.
00:58:08.000 Like, we're gonna do our youth sermon through hip-hop.
00:58:11.000 They're doing that only with adults, and it's half the country.
00:58:15.000 And a portion of you buy it.
00:58:18.000 Yeah, the cool youth pastor who sits on a chair like A.C.
00:58:22.000 Slater and it's like, you've lost me.
00:58:25.000 Pulls up a stool, let's talk.
00:58:27.000 I remember I had a youth pastor who thought we were all like six.
00:58:31.000 So you'd play gross games, like the Halloween thing where you'd have a bowl of spaghetti.
00:58:36.000 I'm like, we're fifteen.
00:58:38.000 We've done this for ten years already.
00:58:40.000 At one point he wanted us to play a game where we have to drink soda through the next guy's sock.
00:58:44.000 I was like, I'm not doing that.
00:58:45.000 He's like, what?
00:58:45.000 Or you're not a team player.
00:58:46.000 I'm like, I don't need to drink through a tube sock for Jesus.
00:58:49.000 This is gross.
00:58:50.000 I'm 16 years old.
00:58:51.000 I'm only here because of the girls.
00:58:53.000 Yeah.
00:58:54.000 You're like, oh, then just use two fingers in the spaghetti.
00:58:59.000 Also, do you know where this guy's sock was?
00:59:01.000 Did I mention we were 15?
00:59:02.000 Yes.
00:59:03.000 The thing stands upright.
00:59:05.000 Oh, you already put the can of Coke in it?
00:59:06.000 No, it's just standing on its own.
00:59:07.000 It doesn't leak at all.
00:59:08.000 Weird.
00:59:09.000 I've got one of those weird Cory Booker motivational speeches if you want to see it behind the paywall.
00:59:14.000 Yes, let's see it behind the paywall.
00:59:16.000 It's going to be too much.
00:59:17.000 We've overloaded you.
00:59:19.000 And by the way, hit the like button if you want more of those sketches, the anime stuff, because it takes a lot of work to make a show this stupid.
00:59:26.000 Speaking of pandering, CNN now, and if they're forced to admit something that is harmful to Democrats, then you know it must be really bad.
00:59:32.000 They've admitted that black voters are in very large numbers leaving the party, and then I want to, again, it's not what you read, but it's what is being omitted, because CNN acted in unison with the New York Times, but they tried to take the edge off of how bad it really is.
00:59:48.000 Here's CNN's admission.
00:59:49.000 Look, black voters are the part, the core part of the Democratic Party.
00:59:53.000 And as you can see here in the race for Congress, look, they're still getting 74 percent support in the pre-election polling right now.
00:59:59.000 But compare that to the final polling for 2020 president and 2018 Congress.
01:00:04.000 Back in 2020, it was 84 percent, 85 percent in 2018.
01:00:07.000 So you're clearly seeing right here that there is less support for Democratic candidates for Congress among African-Americans.
01:00:15.000 OK, now bring up the collage we have from The New York Times.
01:00:17.000 They also cover this.
01:00:18.000 And I don't know, you know, just like We ask, what are the chances of all major social media platforms removing Alex Jones within the same 24-hour period?
01:00:25.000 What are the chances that you have all these news agencies running this story at the same time, within, let's say, 48 hours of each other, three days of each other, same week, and only going back the exact amount, the exact period of time?
01:00:38.000 So they all go back to 2018.
01:00:39.000 Interesting.
01:00:42.000 85%.
01:00:42.000 So it's pretty bad now if it's in the 70s.
01:00:44.000 Yeah, okay.
01:00:45.000 Where else do you see polling that just goes back to a primary?
01:00:48.000 You don't even go back to the last national election.
01:00:51.000 Let's look at the numbers.
01:00:52.000 They're even worse for Democrats.
01:00:53.000 Again, the trend is what matters here.
01:00:55.000 Let's go past 2018 and 2016.
01:00:56.000 88% blacks supported Democrats versus 8% Republican.
01:00:58.000 88% blacks supported Democrats versus 8% Republican.
01:01:02.000 You go back even further, 2012, 93% of blacks were Democrats.
01:01:06.000 Go back to 2008, 95%.
01:01:09.000 So 2008 to now, we've gone from 95 percent.
01:01:11.000 What was the most recent number there?
01:01:14.000 75?
01:01:14.000 95 to 75.
01:01:15.000 If you just go back to 2018, well it seems like, okay, this could be a problem if you actually understand 2008.
01:01:22.000 You go back that far to today, you say, we are hemorrhaging voters.
01:01:26.000 It's not starting to be a problem, it's already a problem.
01:01:29.000 Not to mention Latino voters, we've talked about that in the past.
01:01:31.000 Oh yeah.
01:01:32.000 And by the way, also, if you go back to, for example, depending on how far back you go, and this is the problem, we have all references available at lateralcredit.com, you can make something look however you want it to look.
01:01:42.000 For example, if you go back to 1863, 100% of blacks were Republicans.
01:01:44.000 1963, 100% of blacks were Republicans.
01:01:49.000 It's a fair point.
01:01:54.000 It's all context, folks.
01:01:56.000 They really had the platform.
01:02:00.000 And one black voter, of course, who has angered the left very much is Kanye West.
01:02:05.000 Yesterday at the Yeezy, I think it's season 9, I didn't remember the season.
01:02:10.000 Season 9 of Yeezy, there's a show in Paris, he wore a shirt with the words, White Lives Matter.
01:02:16.000 And then the other non-Democrat, Candace Owens, also appeared with Kanye wearing the matching shirt, White Lives Matter.
01:02:21.000 Naturally, of course, the failed ESPN host, Jemele Hill, decided to take to Twitter to criticize Kanye.
01:02:27.000 He said, so many black folks are trying to excuse Kanye wearing a White Lives Matter t-shirt.
01:02:31.000 Kanye West's genius didn't change.
01:02:32.000 Maybe it is but it's a dangerously dumb message to send for people with his massive platform
01:02:37.000 I've been off dude, but y'all go ahead labeling his foolishness as genius
01:02:40.000 Here's the thing Kanye West's genius didn't change back when this show was syndicated on radios. I think
01:02:45.000 2014 I was YouTube then was syndicated radio and then went back to you know, Mug Club
01:02:49.000 Turn out all the lights was the the final song because it was morning and I was going so I've always been and I used
01:02:56.000 To get crap for it. I've always been a fan. He's a brilliant MC. I've liked hip-hop. I can I've disagreed
01:03:00.000 again I've separated the art from the artist with Kanye West
01:03:03.000 I did that for a very long time I would say I think he's a moron because back then he said
01:03:07.000 George W Bush and George Bush doesn't care about black people say
01:03:09.000 Well, that's a stupid thing to say whether you're a fan of George Bush
01:03:12.000 No one's a fan of George Bush Whether you hate George Bush or not, to say that he doesn't care about black people is just not accurate.
01:03:19.000 The guy appointed more black people to his cabinet than at that point I believe any other president in history.
01:03:24.000 I could be off by a little bit but it was certainly close.
01:03:27.000 So I was able to separate the art from the artist.
01:03:29.000 For some reason, though, they have to try and wipe out, memory hole, the fact that Kanye is one of the most prolific hip-hop artists of our generation.
01:03:37.000 Why?
01:03:37.000 Because he thinks incorrectly.
01:03:39.000 What's so dangerous?
01:03:40.000 They say dangerous.
01:03:42.000 What's dangerous about a black man saying that white lives matter?
01:03:45.000 It's only dangerous if you bind to the leftist lie that anything other than Black Lives Matter, which by the way was a trademark Black Lives Matter, and if you look at the non-profits and you look at the embezzling that took place, you look at people who've actually been charged, convicted, with fraudulent financial crimes with the Black Lives Matter organization.
01:04:02.000 If you don't buy what they sell wholesale, Black Lives Matter, anything else is considered racist.
01:04:06.000 Anything else is considered white supremacy.
01:04:08.000 Not only White Lives Matter, All Lives Matter was considered white supremacy.
01:04:12.000 So him and Candace Owens must be some of those black white supremacists.
01:04:16.000 There's more of them than we thought.
01:04:17.000 But you're right, it's the same.
01:04:19.000 The shirt could be any color, right?
01:04:20.000 And that's the whole reason that we said, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't do that.
01:04:24.000 That actually can be racist.
01:04:25.000 How about just all lives matter?
01:04:26.000 All lives matter.
01:04:27.000 We can all get behind.
01:04:28.000 Let's just make sure that all lives matter.
01:04:30.000 That makes sure that no life is below another life.
01:04:31.000 That should be common ground for everybody.
01:04:33.000 It's not racist.
01:04:34.000 I think we all know that all lives don't matter.
01:04:36.000 Let's not be stupid.
01:04:38.000 But putting that on the back of a shirt, it should at least show like, oh, are you triggered by that?
01:04:43.000 Well, then think about how other people felt for the last five years.
01:04:46.000 Right.
01:04:47.000 It's like, oh, white people weren't dying.
01:04:49.000 Yeah, they were.
01:04:49.000 Asians weren't dying.
01:04:50.000 Yeah, they were.
01:04:51.000 Hispanics weren't dying.
01:04:52.000 Yeah, they were.
01:04:53.000 And just think of the difference in the reaction to something like, The Piss Christ.
01:04:56.000 Or reactions to, you know, people, comedians who would go out there and it's a comedic witch hunt, you know, Donald Trump, he's Putin's cock holster from Colbert.
01:05:03.000 Or you look at, hey look, we're sticking it to the men, what, by making fun of white heterosexual Christians.
01:05:08.000 Oh boy, yeah, you're really treading some new ground there.
01:05:11.000 But if a black person goes out and says, hey, white lives matter, well, hold on a second, this is a risk.
01:05:15.000 I thought art was about taking risks.
01:05:16.000 I thought art was about holding up a mirror.
01:05:18.000 Which is what he's doing.
01:05:19.000 It's society.
01:05:20.000 It's not acceptable.
01:05:21.000 They don't want edgy.
01:05:22.000 They want parroting of the propaganda talking points.
01:05:25.000 That, to me, is what's most important to see here.
01:05:28.000 We always hear about how these artists, I want to be free to be an artist.
01:05:30.000 We just had Billy Eichner say, F you, F your Bible, I don't want you to go see my movie if you're a heterosexual, if you're a conservative Trump voter.
01:05:38.000 Kanye West, hey, look, obviously it's elicited a reaction, a response from you guys.
01:05:44.000 What happened to art being edgy?
01:05:46.000 What happened to art being risky?
01:05:48.000 And honestly, I cannot remember, I genuinely, and you guys can look, I can't remember white pundits, white reporters, White anyone in the public sphere.
01:05:59.000 Brutally attacking.
01:06:00.000 I mean, just incessantly attacking any kind of a public figure who is black.
01:06:04.000 They always tread very carefully, with the exception being that they are a conservative.
01:06:09.000 Once that happens, you're treated just like a white guy and it's open season.
01:06:13.000 Yeah, they're doing it right now with, I mean, first person that comes to mind is Herschel Walker.
01:06:16.000 Whether he deserves it or not, different story, but he's a conservative, very outspoken.
01:06:20.000 He's decided to do that.
01:06:21.000 They did it with Larry Elder in California, the first, you know, white... Larry Elder's probably a better example.
01:06:25.000 Yeah, it's a better example.
01:06:26.000 Herschel Walker, I'm not agreeing with.
01:06:28.000 I'm just saying, you're making the point that they wouldn't do that for a Democrat.
01:06:31.000 They're not doing it for Stacey Abrams with all the stupid stuff that she's doing, right?
01:06:34.000 They're doing it to Herschel Walker because he's a conservative.
01:06:37.000 You think Joe Biden would repeatedly use the N-word in front of Jean-Pierre like he did Clarence Thomas?
01:06:41.000 No.
01:06:42.000 Not saying he called him the N-word, but he used it.
01:06:45.000 Yeah, he used it pretty grossly in front of him.
01:06:48.000 That's a really awful clip.
01:06:51.000 He used it when he didn't have to use it.
01:06:52.000 That's exactly it.
01:06:53.000 And I don't believe that the N-word is one of those things that's completely off limits if it's said in context.
01:06:57.000 For example, of course, I'm a big fan of Kanye.
01:06:59.000 You don't think that I've said it when singing along by myself in my car to college dropout?
01:07:03.000 That's an appreciation for his art.
01:07:04.000 I wouldn't walk up and say it to a black person.
01:07:07.000 Joe Biden did!
01:07:08.000 If you didn't see that, he did it with Clarence Thomas right there in front of his face!
01:07:11.000 Extraordinarily liberally.
01:07:13.000 Right.
01:07:13.000 Yeah.
01:07:14.000 Yes.
01:07:14.000 Yes, it was really, it just flowed off the tip of his tongue.
01:07:17.000 It's uncomfortable, man.
01:07:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:07:19.000 That was one of those clips where it just really bothers me that anybody would be like, this guy is the voice for the black people.
01:07:25.000 Ben Carson.
01:07:26.000 Herman Cain.
01:07:28.000 Condoleezza Rice.
01:07:29.000 Anybody who happens to disagree and is black.
01:07:32.000 Yeah.
01:07:32.000 Condoleezza Rice got dragged over this.
01:07:34.000 Oh yeah.
01:07:34.000 Oh man.
01:07:35.000 She really did.
01:07:36.000 And by the way, just before we leave, this isn't just an issue with black Americans.
01:07:40.000 The pandering, and this is the thing, I think it's particularly an issue with black Americans because think about it, you hear them all the time say, keep it real.
01:07:47.000 You hear that in hip-hop all the time and white people for the longest time say, I don't know what that means, keep it real.
01:07:52.000 There is a value of authenticity in the black community.
01:07:55.000 That's why you're able to actually have conversations with them that don't necessarily just turn into a screeching match unlike white liberals.
01:08:03.000 Keep it real.
01:08:03.000 They value authenticity.
01:08:06.000 They can sense when something is completely inauthentic, like those clips that we just showed you.
01:08:11.000 And I would say, to maybe a lesser extent, but I still certainly would say Hispanics obviously value authenticity, and their support for Democrats has been cut in half in the past decade.
01:08:22.000 This is according to an NBC Telemundo poll.
01:08:26.000 54% of Latino voters surveyed said they prefer Democrats to be in charge of Congress, compared with 33% who would prefer Republicans.
01:08:34.000 That gap, it's only 21 points now, was a 42 point difference in October 2012.
01:08:39.000 And there are some municipalities we've covered in Texas, in Arizona, where a majority of Hispanics support Republicans.
01:08:47.000 What do you think is going to happen if they continue using the term Latinx?
01:08:50.000 It's not going to get any better.
01:08:52.000 As a matter of fact, the only Democrat group, Stronghold, that has increased, the only one that has consistently increased, take a guess.
01:08:59.000 Hey, before you, if you're watching, I'm going to pause, and if you're not watching live, pause it.
01:09:03.000 Okay?
01:09:05.000 I want you to comment below.
01:09:06.000 Which group do you think?
01:09:08.000 Both sex and race.
01:09:11.000 You want a drumroll?
01:09:12.000 Yeah, give me a drumroll.
01:09:14.000 Give me that.
01:09:15.000 That was fast.
01:09:17.000 White suburban bitches.
01:09:22.000 Exclusively.
01:09:23.000 Saw that one coming.
01:09:27.000 Not all of you watching, because I can seem like I'm white lady in the suburbs.
01:09:30.000 I'm obviously not talking about you, but that's the problem.
01:09:32.000 If you take it personally, it's statistical reality.
01:09:34.000 Go ahead.
01:09:35.000 Go ahead and clean house yourselves.
01:09:37.000 White suburban women, you need to speak up more because your neighbors suck.
01:09:44.000 I was going to say, Hispanics, I'm not surprised by that because everybody, my sister's married to a guy who's from, his family's from Mexico, they still live down on the border near Zapata, right?
01:09:53.000 They talk about this, other people talk about this, they're the ones that don't like the immigration policy.
01:09:58.000 Like, don't have open borders like this, this is crazy, this is leading to people dying left and right and coyotes.
01:10:04.000 Killing people, leaving them in trucks to die in the heat if the police- like, this is leading to really bad things.
01:10:11.000 I don't know how a coyote- I don't know how a coyote's got a driver's license.
01:10:13.000 That's weird.
01:10:14.000 Who knew, right?
01:10:14.000 No, but they hate that, and so Dems are pushing the wrong policies across the board for these groups, thinking that they can pander enough to these groups and win them over.
01:10:22.000 They aren't even pandering in the right way.
01:10:23.000 No.
01:10:24.000 Well, because they have to pander to too many different groups.
01:10:25.000 You know who doesn't really like abortion up until and including birth period?
01:10:28.000 Catholic Hispanics.
01:10:29.000 Yeah.
01:10:31.000 You know who doesn't like trans male-to-female athletes competing in women's sports?
01:10:35.000 EVERYONE!
01:10:37.000 No, not white suburban bitches.
01:10:40.000 That Gary Oldman quote is almost always appropriate, but not in this instance.
01:10:46.000 Black women, you know what?
01:10:47.000 More black women compete in sports, and certainly compete in sports at the highest level, until they understand the difference.
01:10:53.000 They're not for it.
01:10:54.000 Black women, no group of men are for it.
01:10:57.000 Black women weren't for it.
01:10:58.000 I've never seen the numbers on Hispanic women.
01:11:00.000 I'm sure they probably weren't for trans male athletes competing in women's sports.
01:11:04.000 Women, white women, the vast majority of whom do not compete in sports at a high level, said, no, you have to do it to be nice.
01:11:11.000 And they have, unfortunately, a disproportionately large amount of power that they wield at school boards, they wield administratively, same thing that you have in churches, and it's not representative of women of all other races.
01:11:23.000 And the disconnect that is taking place between the Democratic Party and what they claim to have been their core voting base has changed.
01:11:31.000 And so now the only people to whom they can pander are white, suburban women.
01:11:35.000 Those are the only people who are buying the woke bullshit.
01:11:38.000 Those are the only people who are watching steaming piles of dog crap like Hocus Pocus 2 and three more.
01:11:46.000 Us three.
01:11:46.000 We have to do a review for this on MugClub.
01:11:48.000 We're going to go there.
01:11:50.000 Do that review.
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01:12:05.000 YouTube, we don't love you.
01:12:06.000 Matter of fact, it's such a love-hate relationship.
01:12:09.000 It's a hate-hate relationship.