Louder with Crowder - February 08, 2021


Bruce Springsteen's Super Bowl Hypocrisy | Tulsi Gabbard Guests | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 15 minutes

Words per Minute

197.68668

Word Count

14,955

Sentence Count

1,188

Misogynist Sentences

57

Hate Speech Sentences

36


Summary

Tulsi Gabbard joins the Hoshwins to discuss the Super Bowl, why it's Black History Month, and why AOC is a douchebag. Plus, we have a new segment called "Top 5 Democratic Crimes" featuring Jussie Smollett.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 History is gonna change.
00:00:07.000 I got a job, and then I didn't show up.
00:00:11.000 Radio, radio.
00:00:13.000 Orient, orient, my spy machine.
00:00:15.000 This Week in Feminism.
00:00:19.000 I got a job, and then I didn't show up.
00:00:23.000 And now I don't.
00:00:25.000 Uh.
00:00:32.000 I'm a stranger and a punk. That's what I know.
00:00:50.000 I'm a stranger and a punk. I got the funk.
00:00:57.000 I'm a stranger and a punk.
00:01:07.000 That is delicious.
00:01:09.000 It's the sound of winning.
00:01:11.000 Still winning, even when we're losing.
00:01:14.000 Hey, what does that sound mean?
00:01:17.000 It's the Hodge twins!
00:01:19.000 How are you, Keith and Kevin?
00:01:20.000 Oh, we're doing great, man.
00:01:21.000 Tell everyone who's watching, which one's Keith, which one's Kevin?
00:01:23.000 I'm Keith, he's Kevin.
00:01:24.000 See, that was actually just for me.
00:01:27.000 Which one do I shoot?
00:01:28.000 And best way to follow you guys is?
00:01:33.000 YouTube conservative twins YouTube conservative twins for as long as they allow it by the way
00:01:37.000 We'll also be doing an impeachment stream tomorrow live fact-checking some guests
00:01:41.000 We don't know when they start because oh, you know your tax paid employers employees there
00:01:47.000 They don't know they don't follow a schedule no no so we just have to kind of follow them
00:01:52.000 Kind of like the people who follow the Grateful Dead around.
00:01:54.000 We're going to wait until the impeachment trial starts, and we will stream it live with live-action the entire time.
00:01:59.000 Gerald A., how are you?
00:02:00.000 I am well.
00:02:01.000 You mean the sham trial?
00:02:02.000 We're actually going to watch that?
00:02:03.000 Sham trial?
00:02:03.000 Don't say that.
00:02:04.000 We could get removed for that.
00:02:06.000 Sham Wow, yeah.
00:02:06.000 Quarterback Garrett, how are you?
00:02:07.000 Yo, what's up?
00:02:08.000 What's Monday, dude?
00:02:09.000 Do we know who we have on the show today?
00:02:11.000 We have Tulsi Gabbard.
00:02:11.000 What?
00:02:12.000 And the Hoshwins didn't think that we actually had Tulsi Gabbard.
00:02:15.000 Yeah, she's pretty.
00:02:16.000 Well yeah, but you said earlier before, you were like, you were like, OH YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING TOASTED GABADON?!
00:02:20.000 Wow.
00:02:21.000 You thought it was going to be... Bad voice, huh?
00:02:22.000 Like a fake... I really sound like that?
00:02:24.000 Yeah!
00:02:26.000 I mean, to a white guy, right?
00:02:28.000 Don't we all sound like this to you?
00:02:29.000 There's my name in the tailpipe.
00:02:31.000 It's Toasted Gabadon!
00:02:32.000 It's actually not that far from what I just did.
00:02:35.000 But cultural differences, which brings us actually to, I don't know if you guys know, half of you know, it is Black History Month!
00:02:43.000 Really?
00:02:46.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:02:48.000 Give us some respect.
00:02:50.000 Yes.
00:02:51.000 You get a whole damn month.
00:02:52.000 A whole damn month.
00:02:53.000 I want the whole year like the white people got.
00:02:55.000 Well, you get a whole damn month every fourth year.
00:02:58.000 Yeah, it's a short month.
00:02:59.000 And then you get a short month.
00:03:00.000 Listen, come on.
00:03:01.000 Baby steps.
00:03:02.000 You can vote.
00:03:05.000 Quarterback Eric, give us some Black History Month thoughts.
00:03:08.000 Alright, due to rampant White privilege.
00:03:10.000 Yeah.
00:03:11.000 In the entertainment industry, it's hard to be, you know, a black man and get in the entertainment industry.
00:03:15.000 Right.
00:03:15.000 You don't get into any movies or TV shows.
00:03:17.000 Right.
00:03:17.000 But that all changed in 1986 when Lawrence Fishburne actually broke in and became the first black man to ever be in a TV show.
00:03:24.000 Or film.
00:03:25.000 Or film, that's right.
00:03:26.000 Or film.
00:03:27.000 And it was for his great role as Cowboy Curtis in Pee-wee.
00:03:31.000 They call me Mr. Curtis!
00:03:35.000 So we have a lot to get to today.
00:03:37.000 We're going to have Tulsi Gabbard.
00:03:38.000 We're going to have the top five, because I don't know if you know AOC last week, she was faking that she was shot.
00:03:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:44.000 That whole thing.
00:03:46.000 Almost.
00:03:47.000 That whole thing.
00:03:47.000 Almost.
00:03:49.000 But this has been happening a while.
00:03:49.000 Then Friday, I think it was Friday, not to be outdone, Biden was like, I was shot!
00:03:54.000 And they're like, what?
00:03:54.000 And they're like, I was shot!
00:03:55.000 I'm Spartacus!
00:03:56.000 I'm a dipshit!
00:03:57.000 And not to be out, because we have the top five Democrat fake crimes, which is different from hate crimes, like Jussie Smollett, Bubba.
00:04:03.000 We've already done those.
00:04:04.000 We can compile dozens of those.
00:04:07.000 These are just Democrat politicians and candidates who lied about crimes.
00:04:11.000 We're going to do that before Tulsi Gabbard.
00:04:13.000 But before that, Super Bowl happened last night, and everyone was talking about this mumbling bag of human excrement I've never liked.
00:04:19.000 Time for our segment on Bruce Springsteen, what a piece of shit.
00:04:23.000 He looked like a piece of shit.
00:04:27.000 Alright, so you gotta mute us during the stingers there, Tim the Toolman.
00:04:32.000 What's this guy doing here?
00:04:34.000 What's this guy doing on CNN?
00:04:35.000 That man shouldn't be allowed on television.
00:04:37.000 What is that?
00:04:39.000 He's like Bill Nye took the reverse Captain America serum.
00:04:43.000 It did work.
00:04:44.000 The issue that the Biden administration UK variant spreading rapidly throughout the US.
00:04:49.000 I'm more concerned with whatever makes you that spreading rapidly throughout the United States.
00:04:55.000 Carbohydrates.
00:04:55.000 Can we get Michelle Obama to force him a sack lunch?
00:05:00.000 Okay, so Bruce Springsteen.
00:05:01.000 Listen, you said you guys liked Bruce Springsteen.
00:05:03.000 Yeah, he's got this one song.
00:05:05.000 It's kind of creepy.
00:05:06.000 Yeah, what is it?
00:05:06.000 Well, how's it go?
00:05:07.000 Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
00:05:10.000 I was like, It's called Man on Fire.
00:05:14.000 No, I'm on fire.
00:05:15.000 I'm on fire.
00:05:16.000 I want something.
00:05:17.000 Well, the clap will beep.
00:05:18.000 It burns.
00:05:19.000 It sounds creepy, but it's a nice song.
00:05:23.000 It's a great song for a child molester.
00:05:25.000 us. They just play it as you fly into Lolita Express to Pedophile Island like Nazi propaganda.
00:05:45.000 Leave your inhibitions at the plane, Archehater!
00:05:49.000 Yeah.
00:05:50.000 Bruce Springsteen.
00:05:52.000 There's some clips I wanted to find of Bruce Springsteen, by the way, from back in the day.
00:05:55.000 Been totally wiped.
00:05:56.000 He's like Al Pacino.
00:05:57.000 Here's why I don't like Bruce Springsteen.
00:05:59.000 His Christmas song is the worst ever.
00:06:00.000 He's a total fake.
00:06:01.000 He's a diva.
00:06:02.000 He calls himself the boss man.
00:06:04.000 He refers to himself in the third person.
00:06:06.000 And if you go and look at his old clips, he sounds like Ralph Macchio talking about this one.
00:06:09.000 And now he's talking like, hey man, I'm from a small working town.
00:06:14.000 No, you're not.
00:06:14.000 No, you're not.
00:06:15.000 You're like Bill O'Reilly.
00:06:16.000 He talks about the folks.
00:06:17.000 He hasn't met a folk in 45 years.
00:06:20.000 Heh heh heh.
00:06:21.000 Tell us how you really feel, Steve.
00:06:22.000 All right. So this is a Super Bowl commercial. This is the trend now, right, of course,
00:06:26.000 as everyone is calling, now that we saw this when Barack Obama was president,
00:06:30.000 after they called George Bush a Nazi, and after they called Donald Trump a Nazi,
00:06:34.000 as well as Royce Truly, and of course, famous black Nazis, Ben Shapiro, notorious Jewish Nazi.
00:06:39.000 Now they're like, forget all that, you're still Nazis, but it's time for unity,
00:06:43.000 and there's nothing that crystallizes that more tone-deafedly than this Bruce Springsteen
00:06:49.000 Super Bowl pile of shit. It's not the property of just the fortunate few.
00:06:54.000 It belongs to us all.
00:06:58.000 Whoever you are, wherever you're from.
00:07:02.000 It's what connects us.
00:07:04.000 I love how they just show him in front of a diner where he would never go.
00:07:07.000 Never set foot in, ever in his life.
00:07:09.000 Maybe he would send in his indentured servant and then beat him mercilessly and deport him on visa charges if he brought him something with dairy.
00:07:17.000 Yeah, I'm down at the diner just drinking my coffee.
00:07:20.000 Oh, this is drip.
00:07:21.000 You're going back to Qatar.
00:07:24.000 Why is he so breathy?
00:07:26.000 Because he's full of crap.
00:07:27.000 It's like Al Pacino.
00:07:28.000 If you go back and watch Al Pacino's best film, Serpico, Hey, listen, what do we do about these dirty cops?
00:07:33.000 They're here now!
00:07:34.000 And now he likes big asses!
00:07:37.000 It's disingenuous, he wants to sound tough, Bruce Springsteen, you've never written a good song, and I could hurt you!
00:07:43.000 Okay.
00:07:44.000 Just facts.
00:07:45.000 He could, he won't.
00:07:46.000 I love how now they're calling for unity, right?
00:07:48.000 Hey, let me ask you, Hodge Twins, because you were, you know, you were minority, minority, more conservative voters.
00:07:53.000 Did you feel like the left wanted to unify with you?
00:07:55.000 Did they embrace you with open arms?
00:07:57.000 Hell no!
00:07:58.000 Yeah, especially the threats we get in our email.
00:08:01.000 It's like, it's disgusting.
00:08:02.000 Like, we've been betrayed by the black community.
00:08:05.000 Yeah.
00:08:05.000 They say we betrayed them, but they betrayed Well, we actually betrayed each other.
00:08:11.000 Have you been in a black community before?
00:08:11.000 Really?
00:08:13.000 So it's like a Mexican black standoff.
00:08:15.000 Yeah, something.
00:08:16.000 Black on black.
00:08:16.000 It's horrible.
00:08:17.000 I think it's funny he called for unity.
00:08:18.000 They the ones started all this shit.
00:08:21.000 Yeah, don't you remember?
00:08:22.000 It was before Donald Trump was president when something about Baltimore and Ferguson burned his mother down.
00:08:27.000 Yeah.
00:08:29.000 Burn his mother down!
00:08:30.000 Did you say unity?
00:08:31.000 I said let's burn some shit!
00:08:33.000 I think I heard unity.
00:08:34.000 It's the language of the unheard.
00:08:38.000 Give that unheard man a megaphone.
00:08:40.000 It's all over.
00:08:45.000 This is Bruce Springsteen.
00:08:47.000 Now he wants... Hey, Unity Man!
00:08:51.000 This is him not only with vitri... Look, we have a collage here.
00:08:54.000 You can see just all the vitriolic hatred from Bruce Springsteen.
00:08:57.000 The worst of the worst.
00:08:58.000 But here's a letter that he wrote, which is always... Don't you just love it when these self-righteous celebrities write letters that they never expect politicians to write?
00:09:05.000 It's like, Get Donald Trump!
00:09:07.000 Fuck you!
00:09:08.000 It's like, Oh, wow!
00:09:09.000 Wow!
00:09:09.000 I'm sure he'll get right on that!
00:09:12.000 Where are my stamps?
00:09:13.000 The boss is sending me a letter between bowls of green M&M's and not going to diners.
00:09:20.000 He's that guy, by the way.
00:09:21.000 He needs like a pool.
00:09:22.000 He needs like a bath of seawater and green M&M's.
00:09:26.000 He's the biggest diva ever known.
00:09:28.000 What?
00:09:28.000 Go read the Alice Cooper biography, too.
00:09:29.000 It's hilarious.
00:09:30.000 Him and John Lennon used to pour beer in his boot.
00:09:32.000 And he was like, hey, he don't pour beer in my boot, man.
00:09:35.000 Like, I don't know.
00:09:35.000 I ain't going to do nothing because I'm bitch.
00:09:41.000 I've never, anyone, you can go back to the very first show I'd ever done when this was on radio like eight years ago and an entire segment was on just how much I couldn't stand Bruce Springsteen.
00:09:49.000 Well every single year when we get around Christmas you bring up his terrible song.
00:09:54.000 Every single year.
00:09:56.000 Santa Claus is coming to town.
00:09:58.000 Santa Claus is coming to town.
00:10:00.000 What?
00:10:04.000 You're not a stylist.
00:10:05.000 You're not a Lou Reed.
00:10:06.000 I'm not a vocalist.
00:10:08.000 I'm more of a vocal stylist.
00:10:09.000 No, you're a shit stylist.
00:10:11.000 OK?
00:10:11.000 That's what you are.
00:10:13.000 Some people, they paint with water.
00:10:15.000 Some people, oil paintings pastels.
00:10:16.000 You shit.
00:10:19.000 All right.
00:10:20.000 So, this is him apologizing for letting Trump win.
00:10:23.000 This is actually Bruce Springsteen in a letter.
00:10:25.000 Imagine if I had done that for two or three weeks.
00:10:27.000 If I had bird-dogged the man, I could have stolen his audience, stolen all his TV crews.
00:10:32.000 You don't think they would have rushed to me and wanted to hear my opinion on the big man?
00:10:36.000 Not only would I have won over some of his supporters, but Trump almost definitely at some point would have come after me.
00:10:41.000 And how bad do you think that would have been for him?
00:10:43.000 You think the new boss could have attacked the original and got away with it?
00:10:46.000 Because he invented being an employer.
00:10:49.000 He doesn't like being upstage!
00:10:51.000 You know he would have had to come after me.
00:10:52.000 Can you imagine if he attacked Bruce Springsteen?
00:10:55.000 Now just to be clear, this is Bruce Springsteen referring to Bruce Springsteen and the boss in the third person.
00:11:01.000 I am Spartacus!
00:11:02.000 In case you doubted his piece of shittedness.
00:11:06.000 By the way, he thinks all Trump supporters are racists.
00:11:08.000 I don't know if you knew this.
00:11:09.000 He's definitely inciting violence.
00:11:11.000 You know, if you're accusing the sitting president and everyone, 70 million people, who support him for being white supremacists and neo-Nazis, I don't know how that's not inciting violence as opposed to saying, hey, we need to fix the integrity of our election.
00:11:23.000 So this is something else he wrote.
00:11:24.000 A good portion of a fine country to my eyes has been through thoroughly hypnotized, brainwashed.
00:11:29.000 You mix in some jingoism, some phony patriotism, fear of the black planet, vanity, narcissism, paranoia, and conspiracy theories.
00:11:37.000 Vanity?
00:11:37.000 Narcissism?
00:11:38.000 Like referring to yourself in the third person.
00:11:42.000 They'd all flock to me.
00:11:43.000 They don't flock to me.
00:11:44.000 They flock to the boss!
00:11:46.000 They flock to me because I was born in the USA!
00:11:50.000 I didn't even buy that.
00:11:51.000 I didn't even buy that.
00:11:52.000 You were the one born in Kenya.
00:11:58.000 Barney, they're coming for you!
00:11:59.000 Can we change those lyrics, man?
00:12:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:04.000 This is him when he was young.
00:12:04.000 Yeah, well, you know, I feel like I need to be taken more seriously.
00:12:07.000 I know, how about we call you the boss?
00:12:08.000 Oh, but I've never actually employed anybody.
00:12:10.000 Oh, no, no, no, I'll just be a gimmick.
00:12:11.000 And, uh, you know, we know you're from a relatively wealthy family.
00:12:14.000 How about we just change you like the working?
00:12:15.000 Oh, like the working man, and I could change my... I could change my voice like this!
00:12:18.000 People will think that I'm tougher than I am!
00:12:20.000 Even though I'm five foot two, and I wear six inch platforms!
00:12:26.000 He's like the same height as Prince, huh?
00:12:30.000 He also said he threatened to leave the United States if Trump won and he'd go to Australia.
00:12:36.000 He didn't do that, did he?
00:12:38.000 No.
00:12:38.000 No, he didn't.
00:12:39.000 Well, I think he said that if he was re-elected.
00:12:41.000 That's always what happens.
00:12:42.000 It's like when he's first elected, he's like, I'm gonna move away.
00:12:44.000 I'm like, you know what?
00:12:45.000 I understand.
00:12:46.000 I can't leave y'all.
00:12:47.000 How are y'all gonna handle the Donald Trump presidency without the boss, man?
00:12:53.000 So I'm gonna stick it through until he loses the next election.
00:12:58.000 Then we're gonna push for the midterm primaries!
00:13:03.000 Stop it!
00:13:04.000 He's the biggest corporate sellout that exists.
00:13:08.000 Anyway, do you have anything else that you guys want to add to Bruce Springsteen?
00:13:10.000 He's a pedophile?
00:13:11.000 Is that it?
00:13:13.000 That's a creepy song, but I love it.
00:13:17.000 Hey little girl, it's your daddy boy.
00:13:21.000 When you sing it, it sounds worse.
00:13:22.000 It does.
00:13:25.000 I don't know that song.
00:13:26.000 It's actually one of the creepiest songs ever written.
00:13:28.000 Y'all, you need to listen to the lyrics.
00:13:30.000 It's real creepy.
00:13:31.000 But this is a song that you guys liked.
00:13:32.000 I love it.
00:13:33.000 Not just like, look.
00:13:37.000 I like when you do that, uh, well, whatever.
00:13:42.000 That's a great way to bring in Tulsi Gabb.
00:13:43.000 I think it's probably, what is it?
00:13:44.000 Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
00:13:48.000 I don't know.
00:13:49.000 I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
00:13:51.000 Just tell him it's the boss in your bedroom!
00:13:57.000 Rattling hangers.
00:13:59.000 I don't know.
00:13:59.000 I don't have anything else to say, but that's it.
00:14:01.000 Listen, Bruce, don't buy what they're selling now, unity.
00:14:04.000 And I've said this, unity over a lie is still a lie.
00:14:08.000 Unity over a lie is still a lie.
00:14:10.000 I don't care.
00:14:11.000 Listen, sometimes people say that I'm a centrist because I'm willing to talk with almost anybody.
00:14:15.000 Not only to talk with people who are actually advocating murder.
00:14:18.000 Actually, I've done that.
00:14:18.000 I've had Imam Chowdhury on the show.
00:14:19.000 You were there.
00:14:20.000 You advocated that I be killed.
00:14:22.000 That was an eye-opener.
00:14:23.000 Rightfully so.
00:14:24.000 That's when I was doing the show from your warehouse.
00:14:27.000 It was Dean Cain and then an Imam who was like, you need to die.
00:14:32.000 I stepped in it now!
00:14:34.000 Next question.
00:14:35.000 By the way, so the unity thing, this isn't unity.
00:14:38.000 Unity is I will come your way a little bit, you will come my way a little bit, we'll compromise, we'll be unified.
00:14:42.000 This is unity if you agree with what we're saying.
00:14:44.000 Unify on my side.
00:14:45.000 It's not even honest.
00:14:46.000 Hey, why you trying to break us apart, man?
00:14:48.000 No, you did it!
00:14:49.000 All I want to do is a lockdown for all small businesses!
00:14:53.000 out the small investor, make everybody wear triple quadruple masks despite no science,
00:15:01.000 and sit in little girls' closets.
00:15:05.000 Can't unify with that.
00:15:06.000 Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, unify.
00:15:11.000 By the way, I don't know if you know what happened after the actual Nazis in Germany.
00:15:16.000 History lesson, by the way.
00:15:17.000 World War II was the Nazis, Hitler, all that.
00:15:20.000 Fascists.
00:15:21.000 Bad guys.
00:15:22.000 When you unify with them, they kick them out.
00:15:24.000 And that's why when people say, hey, I don't think they want Republicans at all.
00:15:27.000 I think they want to round us up and boot us from social media, boot us from the workforce.
00:15:31.000 Re-educate.
00:15:32.000 It's because you referred to all of us, including the black gentleman in here and the quarter
00:15:36.000 black gentleman in here and the Asian in here, as Nazis.
00:15:39.000 So when you referred to us as Nazis and you say that we need to be re-educated and deprogrammed
00:15:42.000 after the election, we assume that you probably want to treat us the way one would reasonably
00:15:47.000 treat actual Nazis.
00:15:50.000 And then your calls for unity fall on deaf ears.
00:15:52.000 And that's why Bruce Springsteen...
00:15:54.000 It's a huge piece of shit!
00:15:56.000 Alright, by the way, you can follow us on Instagram if you want to watch my progress
00:16:05.000 from my broken femur and knee.
00:16:06.000 It's disgusting.
00:16:08.000 There's more Joe Louis on there.
00:16:10.000 Lightoffcutter.com slash MugClub.
00:16:11.000 You can still enter in the promo code PradaReturns for $30 off.
00:16:14.000 $30 off. He's a nerd. He's got some white privilege.
00:16:23.000 And of course, we take your chat later.
00:16:23.000 Hard at work.
00:16:25.000 We'll have some extended Tulsi Gabbard, which we'll talk about some stuff that we're not allowed to talk about here on the YouTube Overlords, which reminds me!
00:16:32.000 I'm glad you guys are here, because over the break, and you guys know that we've had to prepare for a lot of legal issues.
00:16:37.000 We were suing Facebook, half-Asian billboards, and I think we'll be on impeachment stream tomorrow, but there have also been some issues with YouTube.
00:16:42.000 Now here's the beauty, YouTube hasn't hit us with hard strikes, even though they typically do for hate speech violations, but I think it's probably because these things were already cleared and we've already been audited from YouTube, and now we have to change things retroactively, but during the break, We had quite a few of our old episodes removed for violation of hate speech guidelines.
00:17:00.000 And when that happens, you know, I have to look through the analytics and say, okay, what's the trend here?
00:17:05.000 What's the constant?
00:17:06.000 And I don't know if you can bring up the overlay.
00:17:09.000 Yeah, these are two.
00:17:09.000 I realized that both of them were episodes with the Hodge twins.
00:17:14.000 Right away.
00:17:14.000 It said hate speech.
00:17:15.000 And I go, wait, which episode was this?
00:17:16.000 And I had to go back to our cross-reference.
00:17:18.000 And I just fast forward to a moment, anywhere in there.
00:17:20.000 and it's one of you going, this is not a vendor!
00:17:23.000 And we're out again.
00:17:28.000 There it goes, it's gone.
00:17:29.000 But I'm black, I can say that.
00:17:30.000 I thought so, but you know what?
00:17:32.000 Just apparently not.
00:17:34.000 Do you know how many musicians just making money off their work?
00:17:37.000 Yeah.
00:17:37.000 It's crazy.
00:17:38.000 YouTube's colorblind.
00:17:39.000 Yeah, YouTube is colorblind.
00:17:40.000 Well, their algorithm that just hears audio is colorblind, unless you're complex and you have them on speed dial for...
00:17:47.000 For Lil Wayne dropping his latest sneaker.
00:17:48.000 That happened when we went to a YouTube conference and they brought all these conservatives and they had some lady come up from, like, Complex to talk about, like, guidelines.
00:17:56.000 And I just read the quote with the N-word in front of her.
00:17:59.000 That was, like, nine times.
00:18:01.000 So, what is this?
00:18:02.000 What's the rule?
00:18:03.000 Like, what's the real question?
00:18:05.000 We'll get back to you.
00:18:07.000 I'll circle back.
00:18:09.000 They never circled back, never.
00:18:11.000 Question of the day, before we move on here, why do you think it is that Democrats just, why do you think they just make up crimes?
00:18:19.000 I'm just always surprised, not just, and I don't just mean like politicians like Jussie Smollett and all that stuff.
00:18:24.000 I mean, it's still the funniest one.
00:18:26.000 But Hillary Clinton, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Joe Biden, like this, to me, I think it's because there's a rush to victimhood because that's more celebrated than accomplishments.
00:18:34.000 In the left, but you tell me, why do you think it is that they do this constantly?
00:18:39.000 And this was also, to me, you know what bothered me so much?
00:18:41.000 I was listening to, I have like news updates that I listen to every morning.
00:18:43.000 So I have BBC, ABC, Fox News, NPR, and I was listening to ABC News, and this was the Friday
00:18:50.000 newscast, right?
00:18:51.000 ABC News, ba-ba-ba-ba.
00:18:52.000 It reminds me a lot of ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
00:18:56.000 So I'm in my car listening to it, and it covered the AOC story.
00:18:59.000 Like, AOC describes her harrowing experience on Capitol Hill.
00:19:03.000 This is Friday.
00:19:04.000 So I thought that, in the spirit of trying to appear balanced, they would address the controversy and rebut it.
00:19:09.000 Some conservatives have questioned her report, but they never addressed it.
00:19:13.000 On Friday morning, they just acted like AOC told her story, and she was a survivor.
00:19:17.000 They never even addressed the fact that she wasn't there.
00:19:20.000 That's the issue you guys have to deal with.
00:19:22.000 It's not the lies that you see proactively.
00:19:24.000 That's why I don't really have a problem with MSNBC.
00:19:26.000 It's the lies by omission.
00:19:28.000 People listening to ABC genuinely have no idea that she was nowhere near the capital insurrection, no pipe bombs were planted there, and she's generally full of shit.
00:19:37.000 They don't have any idea if they listen to ABC or Brian Williams.
00:19:41.000 Or any other news outlet for that matter.
00:19:42.000 He's at MSNBC, but the point is, I just like them all.
00:19:47.000 There's a hatred in my heart that I'm not proud of.
00:19:49.000 You're working on it!
00:19:50.000 So, have you guys read this article from Time Magazine?
00:19:54.000 Yes.
00:19:54.000 I'm glad they're prepared.
00:19:58.000 So, let me know if you read this and if you think it's an unfair characterization for folks out there.
00:20:02.000 But Time Magazine basically admitted... Well, before we get to Time Magazine, some of you may have forgotten that Joe Biden said this.
00:20:10.000 We have put together, I think, the most Extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.
00:20:24.000 Okay, on the surface that seems bad.
00:20:27.000 I think it's missing context.
00:20:30.000 When you extend the context, you realize he's crazy.
00:20:34.000 So I think he meant to say something else, but I don't exactly.
00:20:37.000 Could you imagine if Donald Trump had said that?
00:20:38.000 The point is, like, I don't think, listen, I don't think, if they were, if there was a mass voter, I think the last person to know would be Joe Biden.
00:20:45.000 They'd be like, huh?
00:20:46.000 Because they'd be like, you can't let him, you can't let him know about it for crying out loud!
00:20:49.000 We have to cork his fork so he doesn't lose an eye when he's out there eating filet!
00:20:53.000 We can't tell him about the massive... So anyway... It'd be funny if they see the fact check on that one.
00:20:58.000 It says, Joe Biden has dementia.
00:21:02.000 He didn't really mean that.
00:21:04.000 Mostly false.
00:21:05.000 Oh, so he did have the largest vote of right.
00:21:06.000 That is also false.
00:21:07.000 So he's crazy and he misspoke or you are false.
00:21:11.000 What?
00:21:11.000 How are you?
00:21:12.000 It's just a picture of you from your webcam.
00:21:13.000 You were spying on... Wow.
00:21:15.000 Much like a five-year-old, Joe Biden repeats everything he hears.
00:21:17.000 Right.
00:21:18.000 He shouldn't have said that in public.
00:21:20.000 Listen, man.
00:21:21.000 It's inclusive.
00:21:22.000 Come on.
00:21:23.000 The human head weighs eight pounds.
00:21:27.000 Salute to Marie!
00:21:30.000 My neighbor has six bunny rabbits, okay?
00:21:32.000 That's the thing!
00:21:35.000 So, he was mostly right, and this is according to Time Magazine.
00:21:38.000 It was actually an election fortification system.
00:21:41.000 Like cereal with vitamins.
00:21:43.000 So, last Thursday, Time Magazine ran this article.
00:21:45.000 It's called, The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election.
00:21:49.000 Now, I encourage you to read the full article.
00:21:51.000 We link to it at ladderwithcrowder.com because I know what people will say that we're taking this out of context because they're trying to spin everything we're about to read to you as a positive, but some would argue it's tone deaf.
00:22:01.000 Yeah, maybe.
00:22:04.000 So this is the article it's describing.
00:22:06.000 It's meant to be sort of satirical, but look, it says, a well-funded cabal of powerful people ranging across industries and ideologies working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage, and control the flow of information.
00:22:20.000 They were not rigging the election, they were fortifying it, and they believe the public needs to understand the system's fragility in order to ensure that democracy in America... so look, Here's the thing.
00:22:29.000 They're trying to say they weren't rigging the elections.
00:22:31.000 They were just trying to make sure that the elections were fair and that Donald Trump was silenced from all private industry.
00:22:38.000 And it talks about the AFL-CIO, big tech, media.
00:22:41.000 They're trying to say it wasn't rigged, and I understand what they're saying, through anything like Dominion or a massive voter fraud scheme.
00:22:46.000 What they're trying to say is We were rigging it by making sure that the media covered Donald Trump negatively compared to Joe Biden at 9 to 1.
00:22:53.000 They were rigging it in the sense that they made sure Hunter Biden was removed from Big Tech as false information.
00:22:57.000 They were rigging it to make sure that people could vote by mail with no identification for the first time.
00:23:02.000 They were rigging it to make sure that anything Republicans suggested as voter security would be considered racist and their lackeys in Big Tech would continue.
00:23:09.000 That's what they were doing, and they were doing it for your own good.
00:23:11.000 Here's more from the article.
00:23:13.000 They got states to change voting systems?
00:23:15.000 Oh!
00:23:16.000 And laws, and helped secure hundreds of millions in public and private funding.
00:23:20.000 Zuckerberg there.
00:23:21.000 They fended off voter suppression lawsuits, recruited armies of poll workers, and got millions of people to vote by mail for the first time.
00:23:30.000 Go back to our vote by mail article.
00:23:32.000 Or a video that we did where we just documented elections that had to be overturned or rerun because vote-by-mail was a problem.
00:23:37.000 Not saying fraud.
00:23:38.000 There were errors with vote-by-mail.
00:23:40.000 Almost by design here.
00:23:41.000 They successfully pressured social media companies to take a harder line against disinformation and use data-driven strategies to fight viral smears.
00:23:51.000 In a way, Trump was right!
00:23:51.000 There was a conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes, one that both curtailed the protests and coordinated the resistance from CEOs.
00:23:58.000 Now listen, this is very clear that Democrats are trying to steal the next elections.
00:24:03.000 I can't talk about the previous elections, but what they talk about here.
00:24:06.000 Very clear they're trying to rig the elections, trying to steal the next elections.
00:24:08.000 Very clear what they're trying to do through voter laws, what they're trying to do without voter ID by having massive immigration and amnesty.
00:24:14.000 So since we could, of course, be punished for this, hit the notification bell.
00:24:18.000 Which may or may not work by the time you're clicking this, because subscriptions don't necessarily work.
00:24:22.000 You were about to say something.
00:24:24.000 I was going to say, so they assume that they're on the side of the angels here, right?
00:24:27.000 They're doing the Lord's work, essentially, and everything that we do to silence any of this stuff that we don't like to hear, any of the viewpoints that we don't like, is good and it's good for you.
00:24:36.000 And I think the scariest... Good for you!
00:24:37.000 Exactly.
00:24:38.000 Well, that's the scariest part of this, because they think that they're so right.
00:24:41.000 They're like, we silenced all these other... Do you hear what you just said?
00:24:45.000 You silenced opinions you disagreed with, simply because you disagreed with them.
00:24:48.000 Can you use the word cabal?
00:24:49.000 Well here's the thing, they're trying to use it ironically, and I understand people will say, you're taking this out of context because they're talking about actually making the elections better.
00:24:56.000 But the way they do it, think about this for a second, they are describing the Hunter Biden story being removed.
00:25:03.000 From social media.
00:25:03.000 That's by design.
00:25:04.000 They're saying this.
00:25:05.000 This is by design.
00:25:05.000 And hundreds of millions in private and public funding.
00:25:08.000 Things that happen in the election that cocks your eyebrow like, hmm, it seems weird that they're punting the Hunter Biden story.
00:25:13.000 It seems weird that they're punting the Kamala Harris story about imprisoning nonviolent drug offenders.
00:25:17.000 That's by design.
00:25:18.000 The election wasn't rigged by just, we're not just talking about, long before that.
00:25:23.000 You cannot compete against the kind of free advertising that the democratic system gives you.
00:25:27.000 Their final quote, a couple more quotes, I think I read that, they fended off voter suppression lawsuits, recruited armies of poll workers, got millions, yeah, so they got people to vote for mail by the first time, recruited armies of poll workers, armies of poll workers, which on its face sounds preppy enough, but it seems increasingly, like how, did that play a significant role?
00:25:47.000 Armies of poll workers?
00:25:49.000 In this completely fair, 100% legitimate election, we cannot criticize it, otherwise we'd be removed from YouTube.
00:25:53.000 There's voter fraud that occurs individually, but did not affect the election in any way.
00:25:58.000 G.I.
00:25:59.000 Armies of poll workers.
00:26:00.000 Let's see what they did.
00:26:01.000 And I have seen some women who came to me and said, let's get these MFs out.
00:26:08.000 Accusing them of something like, your mask slipped, you were not six feet away, so you need to go out, and you know, your phone was out, and they were really intimidating all these white people.
00:26:18.000 So they had the shift change.
00:26:20.000 At 6am, Mr. Baxter and his management team got back on the microphone and said, this is what the new shift change, the new employees, says, this is what democracy is supposed to look like.
00:26:32.000 Right in front of everyone, the whole room cheered.
00:26:34.000 Remember this guy?
00:26:37.000 The army of poll workers booted him even though he had every right to be there.
00:26:40.000 This is the city of... This is the city of...
00:26:43.000 Nothing to see here!
00:26:50.000 Nope.
00:26:51.000 Just breaking the chain of custody.
00:26:53.000 I just got over all this.
00:26:54.000 Y'all pissed me off.
00:26:56.000 All over again.
00:26:58.000 Well, this is what they said, right?
00:26:59.000 Vote by mail.
00:27:02.000 Right?
00:27:02.000 And this wasn't the same process as an absentee ballot.
00:27:04.000 No.
00:27:04.000 By the way, this is one of those things where it's a United States issue.
00:27:08.000 Other countries don't look at voter ID as racist.
00:27:09.000 They're like, what?
00:27:10.000 You guys don't have any kind of identification that's needed for voting?
00:27:13.000 How did you know?
00:27:13.000 Really?
00:27:14.000 How do you do the vote?
00:27:15.000 Well, that sounds silly.
00:27:16.000 Right?
00:27:17.000 This is accepted at all the countries that you love to praise, right?
00:27:20.000 Like even some of the socialist ones and the Norwegian countries that really are the population of the state of Rhode Island and are entirely homogenous.
00:27:27.000 It looks like skim milk if you have to look at the demographics.
00:27:30.000 What I don't get when Democrats are doing all this, why did Republicans just let it happen?
00:27:35.000 They didn't do anything.
00:27:36.000 They didn't do anything.
00:27:38.000 They certainly didn't do enough.
00:27:39.000 And this is one of those things too, Democrats were talking about it.
00:27:41.000 You can look at the Jimmy Carter Commission, you can look at the letters from Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar specifically that were being sent to, I don't know if it was the No, absolutely not.
00:27:48.000 company of dominion where they were expressing obvious they had doubts in
00:27:52.000 the security of our election and Republicans did not do enough. No
00:27:57.000 absolutely not and when we had the laws changed when it quoted that part says we
00:28:01.000 got what laws were changed was this was this in Pennsylvania where you changed
00:28:05.000 the law illegally to make it okay to vote after the deadline
00:28:09.000 Well, that wasn't the only state to do that.
00:28:09.000 Yeah.
00:28:10.000 No, I know.
00:28:11.000 I'm just saying that's one of the biggest, right?
00:28:13.000 So tell all of these things that you're bragging about, all these things that you're so patriotic about doing, right, to help fortify our election to make sure... What did you actually do?
00:28:22.000 Tell me what laws you changed that were for the good of the people.
00:28:24.000 Well, the labor unions who were behind this, where it talks about the article, they put themselves out of a job with the pipeline.
00:28:30.000 They're like, yeah!
00:28:31.000 Oh, that's not your first move, Mr. President.
00:28:35.000 Day one?
00:28:36.000 I'd like to announce my Keystone Pipeline czar.
00:28:39.000 Hey, we're gonna shut it down!
00:28:42.000 Oh, man.
00:28:43.000 Bruce Springsteen has no qualifications as it relates to energy independence.
00:28:47.000 Unemployment's coming to town.
00:28:49.000 Yeah, born in the USA!
00:28:54.000 Such a communist.
00:28:55.000 It's pretty bad.
00:28:58.000 So anyway, listen, go read this article, and I know that people say you're taking it out of context.
00:29:01.000 No, I understand that they think all of these things are for your own good.
00:29:04.000 I think that it's pretty crappy, and I think that now they're flagrantly admitting to things that Republicans were complaining about and sounding the alarm about.
00:29:11.000 Now it's just they know nothing can be done.
00:29:13.000 They know nothing can be done.
00:29:14.000 Republicans didn't fight enough back then, and you're gonna see all these Republicans grow a backbone now and be the party of no, like with Barack Obama.
00:29:19.000 Don't you do that!
00:29:20.000 Really?
00:29:21.000 What happened when you had power?
00:29:23.000 Nothing!
00:29:25.000 Mitch McConnell, you did nothing!
00:29:27.000 You win nothing!
00:29:28.000 Good day, sir!
00:29:29.000 Right, well there's a common thread here between Antifa and what the left is doing right now.
00:29:33.000 Antifa is this party that's supposed to be, or this group, it's supposed to be against fascism.
00:29:37.000 And they're against fascism by being fascist.
00:29:39.000 By being fascist, yeah.
00:29:40.000 And so Democrats are supposed to be for fair elections, and they're being for fair elections by rigging elections, essentially the safe, fair elections, I'm sorry I misspoke, that didn't have any, you know, widespread fraud.
00:29:51.000 No, there was no impact On the final election, of course, we would never say on YouTube that there are verifiably tens, hundreds of thousands of votes that are at the very least illegitimate and couldn't be counted, that they didn't do paper ballot recounts, and that there still are some courts moving, some cases moving through the courts.
00:30:08.000 We can say that all these things obviously added up in tandem, but none of it Impacted the election, Ms.
00:30:14.000 Wojcicki.
00:30:16.000 So, let's move on, guys.
00:30:17.000 And Biden got 80 million votes.
00:30:18.000 That's crazy.
00:30:19.000 Still counting, though.
00:30:20.000 He could get 100.
00:30:21.000 Who knows?
00:30:21.000 They're controlling the information.
00:30:22.000 That whole Hunter Biden story, if every news media outlet added the facts of those emails and those pictures, he would have never got elected.
00:30:30.000 No.
00:30:30.000 And think about this for a second, right?
00:30:31.000 They didn't air it.
00:30:33.000 Twitter was the one that banned the New York Post because they said, oh, it's a violation of our privacy laws, right?
00:30:37.000 Of hacking of private information.
00:30:40.000 But they did release what turned out to be mostly debunked Donald Trump's tax returns.
00:30:43.000 Which were guaranteed hacked.
00:30:45.000 Guaranteed hacked.
00:30:46.000 It was like two weeks after.
00:30:47.000 That was years of somebody working their way into the swamp in administration to get their hands on incomplete tax returns to give a story to the New York Times that the media ran with too sweet up until the election.
00:30:59.000 Hunter Biden was so cracked out of his mind he didn't pick up his iPad at Geek Squad.
00:31:04.000 Yeah, and they couldn't claim they didn't know because they've been trying to get Donald Trump to release his tax returns.
00:31:09.000 For years.
00:31:11.000 They knew that they were obtained illegally.
00:31:13.000 There's no way.
00:31:14.000 What the hell is on a tax return?
00:31:16.000 It's nothing but a bunch of damn numbers.
00:31:17.000 No, no, no, no.
00:31:18.000 Here's what it is.
00:31:19.000 You owe $400 million to overseas corporates.
00:31:21.000 Have you ever heard of a mortgage?
00:31:22.000 The building's worth a billion.
00:31:24.000 Maybe I owe $400 million.
00:31:25.000 He's going to have bills.
00:31:27.000 Do you understand how business works?
00:31:29.000 How much taxes did he pay?
00:31:31.000 A lot.
00:31:32.000 He paid a lot in taxes.
00:31:35.000 Look, you should all whittle down your taxes.
00:31:37.000 You should all pay as little as you need to in taxes.
00:31:43.000 I don't know why.
00:31:43.000 And by the way, liberals do that too.
00:31:45.000 Look at Bernie Sanders.
00:31:46.000 That guy, I love with Bernie Sanders, he tips to the absolute decimal.
00:31:50.000 18%.
00:31:50.000 And no more.
00:31:53.000 Wasn't it Joe Biden who wrote off donated underwear to the Salvation Army?
00:31:57.000 Joe Biden is officially the least charitable president ever in history.
00:32:01.000 When he was running for... I don't know if we can bring this up.
00:32:03.000 We can bring it back up later.
00:32:05.000 I think it was back when he was running for president in 2007, 2008.
00:32:06.000 It was like he gave $1,000 out of whatever $400,000 or $600,000 earned that year in charity.
00:32:08.000 Yeah, it was really bad.
00:32:09.000 Great Catholic!
00:32:10.000 Huh?
00:32:10.000 Tithe?
00:32:10.000 of out of whatever four hundred or six hundred thousand dollars earned that
00:32:13.000 yeah it was really bad pretty low ratio huh tithe the whole thing's the wafer man okay all right show
00:32:22.000 that's my gotta get the way for we hold you to a different standard when we
00:32:25.000 expect you to have the intellectual capacity of Tom Hanks in the mid castaway
00:32:31.000 What was that?
00:32:32.000 Joe Biden gave an average of $369 to charity a year.
00:32:36.000 Far worse!
00:32:37.000 Think about that!
00:32:38.000 Far worse.
00:32:39.000 That is crazy.
00:32:40.000 You would be giving more to charity if you just signed up for the WINGS OF AN ANGEL ASPCA commercial by Sarah McLachlan.
00:32:48.000 If you were just inspired by that by dogs shivering in the cold, you would give more than Joe Biden.
00:32:53.000 This is Ebenezer Scrooge.
00:32:55.000 Think about this for a second.
00:32:56.000 He's Ebenezer Scrooge because he doesn't believe he needs to give to charity.
00:32:58.000 Ebenezer Scrooge, right?
00:33:00.000 A Christmas Carol.
00:33:00.000 This is something a lot of people miss.
00:33:01.000 Ebenezer Scrooge was a big government liberal at the beginning, and then he became a conservative.
00:33:05.000 At the beginning, he wasn't charitable, and what did he say?
00:33:07.000 Are there no prisons?
00:33:08.000 Are there no poor houses?
00:33:09.000 He was saying, my money goes to support those institutions, and I will not give a penny more.
00:33:13.000 That is Joe Biden.
00:33:16.000 He gives $369 more, but that's basically the equivalent to nothing, because he goes, we need the government to do it, and he absolves himself of responsibility.
00:33:23.000 Contrast that with Ebenezer Scrooge at the end of The Christmas Carol, where he is giving of his own volition freely to people, and he's giving from what he's earned through free enterprise, and he now pays Bob Cratchit more and allows him more coal for the fire.
00:33:37.000 Still deplorable working conditions by modern standards, but baby steps.
00:33:40.000 Save Tiny Tim.
00:33:42.000 Save Tiny Tim.
00:33:43.000 Tiny Tim.
00:33:43.000 Hurricane.
00:33:44.000 You know what just happened with Tiny Tim?
00:33:46.000 They're just like, he was saved, huh?
00:33:47.000 We sawed off his leg and gave him some whiskey.
00:33:50.000 Turned out well.
00:33:51.000 We shot him.
00:33:51.000 Yeah, put him out of his misery.
00:33:52.000 Do we have any leeches?
00:33:53.000 Put some leeches on him, yeah?
00:33:55.000 He'll be good as a plum.
00:33:57.000 Okay, let's go to top five Democrat hoaxes and fake hate crimes.
00:34:02.000 Not hate crimes, just fake crimes.
00:34:04.000 Yeah, just in general.
00:34:05.000 We have Tulsi Gabbard coming up.
00:34:06.000 Real Tulsi Gabbard.
00:34:07.000 It's not my face with a cutout.
00:34:08.000 Yeah, we're not joking around.
00:34:09.000 She's really here.
00:34:10.000 That would be hilarious, though.
00:34:11.000 People always think that, like, when we had Donald Trump on, the first time we had Ted Cruz on, and we had Rudy Giuliani on, like, the exclusives, they're like, oh, it's just gonna be Stephen doing his Rudy Giuliani.
00:34:20.000 No!
00:34:20.000 Gotta be fair, we did that for years.
00:34:22.000 I did it for years.
00:34:23.000 I just did it for years.
00:34:24.000 Giuliani, which has been every, he was just, he was always homophobic.
00:34:27.000 So I was like, has Giuliani seen my foot?
00:34:28.000 What would always be the answer?
00:34:29.000 Listen, listen, what's important to understand.
00:34:32.000 So people know about the AOC thing, but you may have forgotten about some of these other fake crimes that Democrats have claimed were committed against them, because there's a race to victimhood.
00:34:55.000 And if you need any more proof that there's a race to victimhood, look at Joe Biden's assistant.
00:35:00.000 Is it health secretary, the transgender Rachel Levine?
00:35:02.000 Let me ask you something.
00:35:03.000 I don't know.
00:35:03.000 Can you name me any other assistant?
00:35:06.000 Any cabinet position?
00:35:08.000 It's not even an actual health agreement.
00:35:10.000 Do you know the assistant?
00:35:12.000 Defense Secretary?
00:35:13.000 Do you know the assistant treasurer?
00:35:14.000 You don't!
00:35:15.000 It's just because, like, we need a trans out there!
00:35:17.000 Like, I don't know, we don't have anyone.
00:35:20.000 The only person we have is this Rachel Levine who killed a bunch of people in Pennsylvania.
00:35:24.000 Make Z an assistant!
00:35:26.000 And get it out on everything!
00:35:27.000 And we're like, do you want to put the real health secretary there?
00:35:30.000 No!
00:35:31.000 I want to put Mitch McConnell and Woman Face out there!
00:35:37.000 She took her mom out of a nursing home, right?
00:35:39.000 You took your own mom out of a nursing home because she's like, this stuff is dangerous.
00:35:44.000 It's unsafe.
00:35:45.000 But then sent all the other old people into nursing homes.
00:35:50.000 Assistant, though, gets great coffees.
00:35:52.000 Why do we care?
00:35:54.000 Okay.
00:35:54.000 Does she wear a nice sexy red dress?
00:35:58.000 Well, it's Z. Z. Or does she go by Z?
00:36:02.000 I don't know.
00:36:02.000 I just spilled water on my eye.
00:36:04.000 Oh, no.
00:36:05.000 Oh, jeez.
00:36:06.000 I thought she wanted to be a woman.
00:36:08.000 She just goes by Z. Well, I could use a woman to help clean this up.
00:36:11.000 They get the choice, I think.
00:36:12.000 Because you can't have a man do a woman's job.
00:36:18.000 With Rachel Levine, I just found, she's a pediatrician, too.
00:36:21.000 Really?
00:36:21.000 No way in hell!
00:36:23.000 I'll take my kids to see that.
00:36:26.000 Let's just have to do my sponsor thing later.
00:36:28.000 That's wonderful.
00:36:29.000 Don't worry.
00:36:32.000 Yeah, you're taking to see your kids?
00:36:33.000 Yeah, I think he's got mental problems.
00:36:35.000 Like, you want to talk, huh?
00:36:37.000 Yeah.
00:36:40.000 We're going to ask you to leave the room.
00:36:43.000 room and turns to Josh, have you heard about hormone blockers?
00:36:47.000 What?
00:36:48.000 I know they just say M's, it's like M&M's, but just take the hormone blockers and then
00:36:52.000 you will have no more testosterone and your bones will go snap!
00:36:58.000 The American Pediatric Association, if I'm not mistaken, just declared it child abuse.
00:37:02.000 Did they?
00:37:02.000 I think the American, if someone can bring that up, the American Association of Pediatrics declared transitioning children to be child abuse.
00:37:09.000 Wow, that's common sense.
00:37:10.000 Wow.
00:37:10.000 That'll be taken down.
00:37:12.000 Who said that, Captain Obvious?
00:37:16.000 No, it was the Nazis.
00:37:17.000 It was the Nazis over at the American Pediatrics Association.
00:37:24.000 So let's go through the top five that I could remember, fake crimes that Democrats have claimed, of course, in their race to victimhood.
00:37:31.000 And what jogged our memory, of course, was this wonderful performance, Oscar-worthy, from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
00:37:40.000 When all of a sudden I hear Boom.
00:37:46.000 Boom.
00:37:46.000 Boom.
00:37:47.000 That's also why women can't fight.
00:37:49.000 You see that?
00:37:49.000 Like that woman way of throwing a fist.
00:37:52.000 Bang.
00:37:56.000 Bang.
00:37:57.000 It's the found footage genre.
00:37:59.000 Yeah.
00:38:00.000 She even started laughing.
00:38:02.000 Where am I going with this?
00:38:05.000 She's so cute, though.
00:38:07.000 She's not.
00:38:07.000 I think she's cute.
00:38:08.000 Yeah, I know.
00:38:09.000 I think she's cute.
00:38:10.000 I just, you know, it's hard to look into her eyes when you want to look in them.
00:38:12.000 Yeah, I've done a lot worse.
00:38:15.000 Sweetheart, I just want to look into your eyes and, hey, look at me, look at me.
00:38:18.000 I can't!
00:38:18.000 I'm doing the best I can!
00:38:20.000 I am looking at you.
00:38:25.000 Your Honor, her eyes were googly.
00:38:27.000 I repeat, googly.
00:38:28.000 How would you describe her?
00:38:32.000 Uh, pretty.
00:38:34.000 Dark hair.
00:38:35.000 Mocha skin.
00:38:37.000 Eyes like... Oscar the Grouch.
00:38:39.000 I believe googly is the medical nomenclature.
00:38:44.000 Googly.
00:38:45.000 Buggy.
00:38:45.000 Bulgy.
00:38:46.000 Uncomfortable.
00:38:47.000 Okay.
00:38:49.000 Claw-maxing.
00:38:52.000 Oh man, you had to go there.
00:38:53.000 She looks like, her eyes look like, remember Dr. Dreadful when we were kids?
00:38:56.000 Okay, so let's go to the other ones.
00:38:57.000 Joe Biden, he just made this claim again last week that he was shot on a 2007 trip to Iraq.
00:39:03.000 Sorry, shot at.
00:39:04.000 Yes, shot at when he addressed diplomatic aides to the State Department.
00:39:08.000 This was, I believe, Friday.
00:39:09.000 You not only have great intellectual capacity, you have great personal courage.
00:39:14.000 I've been with some of you when we've been shot at.
00:39:16.000 I've been with some of you when we've been to places that you would not have any idea you'd want to be when you were going to school foreign policy.
00:39:25.000 Like Bruce Springsteen's Super Bowl party!
00:39:29.000 He looks like Bruce Springsteen.
00:39:31.000 Pass the nacho dip!
00:39:33.000 No, no, I don't even want to be in your house and you suck.
00:39:37.000 Here's the thing, he made this exact same claim back in 2008 at the Democratic debate.
00:39:42.000 Here you go.
00:39:42.000 Inside the green zone where I've been seven times and shot at, you better make sure you have protection for them or let them die.
00:39:49.000 Number one.
00:39:50.000 So you can't leave them there.
00:39:52.000 I don't know if that means first half protection, but he claimed he was shot.
00:39:55.000 This is important.
00:39:55.000 The shot, apparently, this was something he made that claim, and back then he was fact-checked.
00:39:59.000 Keep in mind, he ran in 1980-something, 89, I think, and he had to withdraw in shame because he lied about everything back then.
00:40:07.000 Here, there's a bullshitter Donald Trump, like someone saying, hey, this is a pretty good bill.
00:40:10.000 I said the best bill ever!
00:40:14.000 Versus Joe Biden making up things that didn't happen in places where he never was with people who don't even exist.
00:40:22.000 Difference.
00:40:23.000 The shot apparently landed outside a building he and other senators were in, and Biden even had to clarify his statement.
00:40:28.000 This comes from the Hill, where he says, No one got up and ran from the room.
00:40:31.000 It wasn't that kind of thing.
00:40:33.000 It's not like I had someone holding a gun to my head.
00:40:35.000 I was near where a shot landed.
00:40:38.000 Well, no, a shot landed outside, and afterwards someone had to say, Hey, a shot landed outside.
00:40:44.000 It's like when an earthquake happens and someone's asleep.
00:40:49.000 And to be clear it was a couple of hundred yards away.
00:40:52.000 Yeah.
00:40:53.000 It wasn't like right outside the building and somebody said yeah there's some mortar fire a couple hundred yards away and if it keeps up we're gonna have to go down to the basement but I think we're fine.
00:41:01.000 Right.
00:41:01.000 He knows the basement.
00:41:02.000 He crapped himself but for unrelated reasons.
00:41:04.000 Yeah.
00:41:07.000 In fairness, now I don't think he knows that what he said was a lie the other day, I just think he's like, well, I remember saying this at one time, so it must be true.
00:41:14.000 He's incorporated it into his memory.
00:41:15.000 They love claiming, you guys were Marines, obviously, and I mean, you know, Stolen Valor is a genre of political speak, I guess, but they love claiming that they were shot at.
00:41:24.000 I mean, you also have like Brian Williams, his was more exaggerated, he was like, they shot down my helicopter!
00:41:29.000 And then my pilot went down like he hit a flamethrower in the edge, and I was holding on to it, and I was like, don't you die on me!
00:41:37.000 And then I had to tilt it down, and I was like, eh, none of that happened.
00:41:40.000 Everybody that brags about being shot at, they was never shot at.
00:41:44.000 Because anybody that spent any time in war, they never brag about it or anything.
00:41:47.000 They don't even talk about it.
00:41:49.000 So when you see somebody talking about, I was shot at, he's just lying.
00:41:53.000 Were either of you guys ever shot at?
00:41:55.000 Thank God.
00:41:55.000 Nah.
00:41:58.000 Well, if you ever plan on running for office, you might want to find a way to change that a little bit.
00:42:02.000 Nah, I'd never run for office.
00:42:04.000 What do you got to do to white people?
00:42:06.000 What you got to do is you just hang a noose in your garage, tell everyone it's a hate crime, then run for office, Uncle Sam's none the wiser.
00:42:12.000 They get the sympathy vote right away.
00:42:14.000 You don't even need to make a noose, just get a piece of shoelace and tie it and be
00:42:18.000 like, ah, there you go.
00:42:19.000 Yeah, look, it's a noose.
00:42:20.000 They poured bleach on me and said, Maga country.
00:42:22.000 What is up with the bleach, though?
00:42:25.000 Yeah, I don't get it.
00:42:26.000 I'm trying to make them white.
00:42:27.000 This is what happens when you hire Nigerian personal trainers to try and role play as
00:42:35.000 white supremacists.
00:42:36.000 Like, what do white supremacists do?
00:42:37.000 I don't know.
00:42:38.000 Do they want us to bleach them?
00:42:39.000 They want us white, black.
00:42:40.000 Bleach must be what they use.
00:42:45.000 Who writes a check?
00:42:46.000 And you know what?
00:42:48.000 because Home Depot never has anyone to help you!
00:42:50.000 Smollett's like, uh, do you guys take checks?
00:42:54.000 Who writes a check?
00:42:56.000 And you know what? Keep that receipt, that's a write-off.
00:42:58.000 Yeah.
00:43:00.000 So now we have Hillary Clinton claiming, so they're no better than Jussie Smollett!
00:43:03.000 This is why they jumped to support Jussie Smollett and AOC Hillary Clinton.
00:43:06.000 She claimed repeatedly, repeatedly that she landed under sniper fire in Bosnia during a 1996 trip.
00:43:12.000 Just roll the clip.
00:43:14.000 Remember landing under sniper fire.
00:43:16.000 There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down.
00:43:22.000 She was the only lady in that White House with her head knocked down.
00:43:26.000 Ran out because they said there might be sniper fire.
00:43:29.000 I don't remember anybody offering me tea on the tarmac when that was happening.
00:43:33.000 The welcoming ceremony had to be moved inside because of sniper fire.
00:43:38.000 Okay.
00:43:39.000 That lady is evil.
00:43:40.000 Well, here's the thing.
00:43:41.000 Here's the thing.
00:43:41.000 Modern day Rambo.
00:43:42.000 In her defense, unlike Brian Williams and, you know, Joe Biden who just makes stuff up, we do have video of that exact arrival here.
00:43:51.000 Oh, sweet God.
00:43:51.000 The humanity.
00:43:52.000 I don't mean the sniper fire, I mean those eyebrows.
00:43:53.000 Thank you very much.
00:43:54.000 The humanity. I don't mean the sniper fire, I mean those eyebrows.
00:43:57.000 Thank you everybody that I meet in person.
00:43:59.000 Thank you very much.
00:44:01.000 Hi, nice to meet you.
00:44:04.000 Nice to meet you too.
00:44:06.000 All the years of service, all the years.
00:44:10.000 Her head went down later when Huma showed up to her hotel room.
00:44:14.000 The point here is I have no idea.
00:44:17.000 They're so comfortable lying because they just don't expect the media to do anything.
00:44:21.000 Just like I said, ABC with the AOC story on Friday saying she recounts her harrowing surviving experience.
00:44:27.000 The enemy isn't just people in the White House.
00:44:30.000 The enemy isn't the enemy, and I use this term because Nancy Pelosi says the enemy within, When I say you're political, ideological, the people who are opposed to what you believe in.
00:44:38.000 Listen, if you take the power of Washington DC over Hollywood, over the media, over big tech, most importantly, you would need a CAT scan.
00:44:44.000 It's that these people feel so comfortable lying.
00:44:48.000 We all know that if we made a lie like that, we would immediately be fact-checked.
00:44:52.000 Immediately.
00:44:53.000 We had people trying to call the Mayo Clinic, but I was like, I gotta get rods put in through my chest.
00:44:59.000 She claims she went to Bosnia under sniper fire and instead they're putting aloha necklaces around her neck.
00:45:05.000 I know I'm exaggerating, but the point remains she was very unattractive back then.
00:45:08.000 We're seeing new and improved Hillary Clinton.
00:45:10.000 Does this make you tough if you were in a situation like this where a gunshot went off near you somehow, some way?
00:45:16.000 Does it just endear the public to you?
00:45:18.000 I mean, really, what are they going for here?
00:45:20.000 Victimization works.
00:45:21.000 Yeah, like, oh I was shot at, feel sorry for me now.
00:45:24.000 Here's this really bad policy that you just said you like me now, remember you have to pass.
00:45:28.000 I guess political consultants are Suge Knight.
00:45:32.000 Alright man, tell them you got shot in the face.
00:45:36.000 Everybody gotta die sometime.
00:45:38.000 Here, let's just make it real.
00:45:40.000 People ask me, you know what happened to Pac?
00:45:41.000 I say no!
00:45:44.000 Alright, thank you for working for my PAC.
00:45:46.000 Yeah man.
00:45:49.000 If you're watching this, hit like, and just, the best thing you can do is comment, comment, comment.
00:45:54.000 That helps with the algorithms.
00:45:56.000 Comment, you know, about how the Democrats are planning to steal the next election, and what you think is the most egregious, I guess, there.
00:46:01.000 Comment about AOC.
00:46:02.000 Which of these crimes do you think is the worst?
00:46:03.000 Here's one, two.
00:46:04.000 This is a crime, by the way.
00:46:05.000 Faking a crime is actually a crime.
00:46:07.000 Oh, that's true.
00:46:07.000 But they're never held accountable.
00:46:09.000 Dick Blumenthal.
00:46:10.000 Do you remember this one?
00:46:11.000 Dick Blumenthal in 2008.
00:46:13.000 Connecticut attorney Blick.
00:46:15.000 Blick.
00:46:16.000 Jiminy Glick.
00:46:16.000 Dick Blumenthal?
00:46:17.000 Who the hell is that?
00:46:19.000 Dick Blumenthal claimed that he had served in Vietnam, and this was, keep in mind, he didn't just say it like once or twice, like Joe Biden, like Hillary Clinton.
00:46:26.000 They run on this to show you they're one of you.
00:46:29.000 They're the best among us.
00:46:29.000 Here's his claim.
00:46:30.000 We have learned something very important since the days that I served in Vietnam, and you exemplify it.
00:46:36.000 Whatever we think about the war, whatever we call it, Afghanistan or Iraq, we owe our military men and women unconditional Okay, he not only did he never serve in Vietnam, he was in Marine Reserves, thank you for your service, but he took five military deferments and actively avoided deployment, and here is Blumenthal admitting that he apparently misspoke.
00:46:58.000 That's the term they use.
00:46:59.000 On a few occasions, I have misspoken about my service, and I regret that, and I take full responsibility.
00:47:08.000 He has the Iron Sheik behind him.
00:47:09.000 Yeah, gangsta.
00:47:10.000 I will not allow anyone To take a few misplaced words and impugn my record.
00:47:21.000 I will not allow someone to take a few misplaced words.
00:47:24.000 It's stolen valor and you ran on it!
00:47:28.000 It's a lie!
00:47:29.000 You're a liar!
00:47:31.000 A few misplaced words. A few misplaced words is like when you say, you know, for example,
00:47:35.000 when I was in the military while Vietnam was happening, and, but you said it so many times.
00:47:38.000 It's like Hillary Clinton, well I, they're twisting something. No, no, no, you said sniper fire, repeatedly.
00:47:42.000 You said your heads had to go down. You said you had to move the event to a different, like,
00:47:45.000 this is, these are detailed lies. There's a difference between being a bullshit or someone who exaggerates.
00:47:50.000 And listen, people do that.
00:47:51.000 Of course, sometimes they do that on this show when I'm telling a story.
00:47:54.000 We exaggerate because it's entertainment.
00:47:56.000 I understand that.
00:47:57.000 And Donald Trump would exaggerate.
00:47:58.000 Wasn't a big fan of it.
00:47:59.000 I think sometimes he could play loose and goose with the facts.
00:48:02.000 These people make stuff up from the ground up because there is no fear whatsoever of accountability.
00:48:10.000 Right, and it's even worse than that.
00:48:12.000 It's not like this guy joined the Marines and just happened to be in the Reserves like some of my buddies were.
00:48:16.000 They just never got shipped out overseas to Afghanistan or stuff like that.
00:48:19.000 He actually had four deferments that were just fine, and the fifth one was actually hanging in the balance.
00:48:23.000 It didn't look like the fifth one was going to work, and he ended up getting placed in the Marine Reserves doing toys for tots and cleanup locally in the United States.
00:48:31.000 It was like a coveted I don't mind that either!
00:48:32.000 That's a sweet gig!
00:48:33.000 It is!
00:48:33.000 Just don't say that you were out in Vietnam when you used the older brother excuse from Wonder Years that you had flat feet so you were giving out shoebox full of Tootsie Rolls, you piece of shit!
00:48:42.000 And you did everything in your power to stay away from there.
00:48:45.000 I'm not saying that he shouldn't have been trying to not go, right?
00:48:47.000 I get it, you know, if you're gonna get called up, that's a scary proposition.
00:48:50.000 No, if you join the military, you shouldn't be trying to not go!
00:48:53.000 He didn't join the military.
00:48:54.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:48:55.000 He didn't do it of his own volition.
00:48:57.000 He was in college a couple of times.
00:48:58.000 He was in Harvard one time.
00:49:00.000 He was in grad school the next time.
00:49:01.000 You're deferred because you're in school.
00:49:01.000 I get it.
00:49:03.000 That's totally legit.
00:49:04.000 But then he avoided it with everything he could, and then he's saying that he served during Vietnam, playing off it like, yeah, I served during Vietnam.
00:49:11.000 You didn't go there, and you didn't want to go there either way.
00:49:14.000 He knew a dog who was served in Vietnam.
00:49:18.000 What about John Kerry and the Swift Boats?
00:49:19.000 Did we all forget about that?
00:49:20.000 Oh my god, I can't believe John Kerry and the Swift Boats.
00:49:22.000 How did we forget that?
00:49:23.000 He's a huge one!
00:49:24.000 And he's still in politics now!
00:49:27.000 I don't even know how you'd fit that head in a Swift Boat.
00:49:29.000 He's a Swift Boat czar right now.
00:49:30.000 You gotta push him in sideways, kinda Tetris it.
00:49:33.000 And you guys were in the Marines, too.
00:49:36.000 You didn't talk about it a whole lot when I found you guys because you were doing just fitness videos and we thought your sketches and bits were funny.
00:49:41.000 And then I read an interview where I found out that you were in the Marines.
00:49:43.000 And I thought, oh wait, business owners, Marines, seem like good family guys.
00:49:47.000 And that's when I said, I bet you they're more conservative than they realize.
00:49:50.000 And you never just played it up where, like, thank me for my service.
00:49:53.000 But you guys did actually serve.
00:49:55.000 Yeah.
00:49:56.000 I was a truck driver, Keith was a cook.
00:49:56.000 Thank you.
00:49:59.000 I wasn't a cook.
00:50:00.000 What were you?
00:50:01.000 I worked beside the cooks.
00:50:04.000 He's that guy peeling the potatoes.
00:50:05.000 So what does that mean?
00:50:06.000 Like I was in the warehouse, the cooks would come in.
00:50:08.000 Hey, Lance Corporal Hodge, I need some gravy, some biscuits, and some steaks.
00:50:13.000 I would go get it.
00:50:14.000 They would cook the shit.
00:50:14.000 I would bring it back.
00:50:15.000 That was my job.
00:50:18.000 He was the supplier.
00:50:20.000 And you kept that job the whole time?
00:50:21.000 Like they never moved you out?
00:50:22.000 Yeah, it's pretty sad, right?
00:50:25.000 They never said like, you've impressed me, now I'm gonna move you to potato scooping.
00:50:29.000 You know what's sad?
00:50:31.000 When we joined the military, our recruiters lied to us.
00:50:34.000 Because you wanted to be police.
00:50:35.000 Yeah, I wanted to be a police officer.
00:50:37.000 Oh, that's right.
00:50:37.000 And what was the recruiter?
00:50:39.000 White guy, I'm assuming.
00:50:39.000 It was a white guy.
00:50:40.000 Son of a bitch.
00:50:40.000 Of course he was.
00:50:41.000 Of course.
00:50:43.000 What did he say?
00:50:44.000 He had a black friend.
00:50:46.000 He was a token black guy though.
00:50:48.000 He was fun.
00:50:49.000 But the white guy was like, I'm gonna make you cops.
00:50:51.000 Then the black guy said, hey, you get that Marine, you get that uniform, you're gonna get all kinds of pussy.
00:50:56.000 All kinds.
00:50:58.000 I said, sold!
00:50:58.000 Sign me up!
00:51:00.000 I'm going to be a cop and I'm going to get some women.
00:51:02.000 Turned out, lied about everything.
00:51:06.000 We was open contract.
00:51:09.000 Well, I'm sorry about that, but thank you for your service.
00:51:12.000 I also like that your hats are a little bit tattered.
00:51:14.000 Do they come that way?
00:51:15.000 Yeah.
00:51:15.000 It's like Abercrombie and Fitch.
00:51:17.000 It's already weathered.
00:51:19.000 I like twins, Abercrombie and Fitch.
00:51:22.000 Nancy Pelosi is another one.
00:51:23.000 This is our number two story.
00:51:24.000 We're getting near the end of this now because we have Tulsi Gabbard if she still wants to be on.
00:51:28.000 She's not watching the show.
00:51:29.000 She's like, oh my god, The Hunch Twins on?
00:51:31.000 Well, we'll mute your mics.
00:51:34.000 After she was caught maskless, remember this, in the salon in the Particle Vortex that is the dryer, she accused, this is just one of the worst clips, Nancy Pelosi.
00:51:42.000 I've always said this, you guys say Hillary Clinton is evil and people used to give me so much flak in the 2016 election.
00:51:46.000 I said, look, look, look, Hillary Clinton is bad.
00:51:48.000 Hillary Clinton is a politician.
00:51:49.000 The person who's evil is Nancy Pelosi and the only other person who I would say put in that category is Whitmer.
00:51:54.000 Whitmer and Pelosi are the, and of course the squad, but they're just like so outlandish that no one's going to take them seriously.
00:51:59.000 Low-level demons.
00:52:00.000 It's just going to be one really bad quote from Ilhan Omar about the Jews and, you know, all right, hit the bricks, brother, marry her.
00:52:08.000 So after she was caught Damascus in the salon, she blamed this during the, on the salon owner, she blamed it, she blamed the salon owner of setting, it was a setup!
00:52:18.000 And let me just say this.
00:52:20.000 I take responsibility for trusting the word of a neighborhood salon that I've been to over the years many times.
00:52:28.000 As it turns out, it was a setup.
00:52:31.000 So I take responsibility for falling for a setup.
00:52:34.000 And that's all I'm going to say.
00:52:36.000 End clip.
00:52:36.000 Okay, she's done.
00:52:37.000 I think that this salon owes me an apology.
00:52:41.000 What the hell?
00:52:43.000 She's like, well, it works for black people.
00:52:46.000 This was a setup, man.
00:52:47.000 That wasn't my drugs.
00:52:50.000 Ain't that like a woman to do?
00:52:51.000 Where it's like, listen, you are in the wrong.
00:52:53.000 I think you owe me an apology for accusing me of being wrong.
00:52:57.000 I mean, I lied, but you didn't have to have a tone about it.
00:53:00.000 Well, here's the thing.
00:53:01.000 The salon owner actually provided receipts.
00:53:03.000 Texts showing that it was in fact booked by Nancy Pelosi's assistant.
00:53:07.000 So it was a set up.
00:53:08.000 Was a set up.
00:53:09.000 By your people and placed in your Google Calendar.
00:53:12.000 How does that work?
00:53:16.000 What would you like?
00:53:16.000 I would like the surf and turf when they bring it out.
00:53:18.000 What's the big idea?
00:53:20.000 You trying to set me up?
00:53:22.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:53:23.000 Go through this process.
00:53:24.000 Like, what happened?
00:53:25.000 Well, I sent them a text because I needed a blowout.
00:53:27.000 And, oh, okay.
00:53:28.000 And how did they set you up?
00:53:29.000 Well, they replied and said, yes.
00:53:30.000 Yes.
00:53:31.000 They replied?
00:53:31.000 We'll do it.
00:53:32.000 Yeah.
00:53:32.000 These people need to be investigated for criminal activity, okay?
00:53:35.000 What do they do?
00:53:36.000 They said, I accept.
00:53:40.000 Did you proposition them?
00:53:41.000 Well, I would give them money for the blowout.
00:53:43.000 I tell you what, if I were friends with Nancy Pelosi or worked for her in any capacity, this would terrify me.
00:53:47.000 Because you see that she's willing to throw anyone under the bus.
00:53:49.000 And then ask for an apology for it.
00:53:51.000 You should apologize to me!
00:53:53.000 No!
00:53:55.000 She doesn't have a chip in her brain to compute that, hey, look, they're not your husband.
00:53:59.000 They don't have to deal with your $2,000 ice cream deep freezer fridge bullshit, OK?
00:54:06.000 They don't have to deal with it because they don't want to sleep with you later, which is gross in its own right.
00:54:10.000 They just go, hey, wait a second, you're a liar.
00:54:12.000 You're like, well, no one calls me on my stuff.
00:54:14.000 Well, the average American does.
00:54:15.000 And that's why they want you gone from social media, because they don't want the average American to have the wisdom to be able to call them on corruption.
00:54:21.000 So we go back to the Time article.
00:54:23.000 Uh, now here's my favorite one.
00:54:24.000 Not that it's the worst one, but it's just because she's the worst person in the list.
00:54:28.000 Maybe not.
00:54:29.000 It's, you know what, it's just a toss-up of sub-par human beings.
00:54:34.000 Sub-par.
00:54:35.000 Ilhan Omar has recently claimed that the GOP is trying to strip her of committees because she is black and Muslim.
00:54:43.000 They know they're doing what it is in their playbook, which is every time they are accused of wrongdoing to say, hey, look over here, there's a Muslim, there's an immigrant, there's a black person doing something else.
00:54:57.000 I mean, we're getting a little loose with the rule book.
00:54:58.000 We're saying I'm black.
00:55:00.000 I'm getting so tired of that black card.
00:55:03.000 I know you white people are getting sick of it.
00:55:05.000 I'm sick of it and now I'm black.
00:55:08.000 It's because I'm Muslim.
00:55:09.000 It's because I'm black.
00:55:10.000 And that's what you read a lot of people that go racism against Islam.
00:55:12.000 It's like, Muslim is not a race.
00:55:14.000 That's what they try and do, right?
00:55:14.000 She tries to put it there because I'm Muslim, because I'm black.
00:55:17.000 No, no, no.
00:55:18.000 That's actually not why they wanted to remove you from committee.
00:55:21.000 So keep in mind, while people are talking about Margie Taylor Greene, I do think conspiracies that 9-11 didn't, or the Pentagon thing didn't happen, I think it's crazy.
00:55:28.000 I don't know that we want to set the standard of removing people because they once held crazy opinions, because constituents did vote for that person, and that's the process.
00:55:34.000 If people vote for that, that's what they deserve to get.
00:55:36.000 They vote for it.
00:55:38.000 But Ilhan Omar, if we're going to be comparing why they want to remove her from committees, is not because she's black and Muslim, but kind of because of the radical anti-Semitic tirades and crazy conspiracy theories.
00:55:48.000 Here you go.
00:55:48.000 Congresswoman Ilhan Omar drew criticism after tweeting that U.S.
00:55:53.000 politicians support Israel because it's all about the Benjamins, baby.
00:55:58.000 Talk about the political influence!
00:56:00.000 In this country that says it is okay for people to push for allegiance to a foreign country.
00:56:08.000 CARE was founded after 9-11.
00:56:12.000 Why do you support BDS?
00:56:13.000 Why do you support BDS?
00:56:14.000 did something. We want to make sure that our allies are living out the same values that
00:56:20.000 we pushed for. Why do you support BDS? Why do you support BDS?
00:56:24.000 Yeah, she almost when she says the horrifying things I almost with her I give her
00:56:27.000 the credit where there seems to be remorse because of that up talk. She's like, because
00:56:30.000 some people did something. Did those words leave my mouth?
00:56:36.000 Why am I talking?
00:56:39.000 You do feel sorry for her, just a little bit.
00:56:40.000 I support Hezbollah.
00:56:43.000 Stop!
00:56:45.000 That up talk.
00:56:45.000 It's like she's shocked at the evil.
00:56:48.000 Like, maybe I should use a straw so it would limit my output.
00:56:53.000 Right, and with all the outrage on the left right now from the conspiracy theories, like you said, the horrible stuff, like, that stuff's crazy that, uh, what's-her-name, MCG or MTG, whatever her name is, is spouting from the right, but this person's in your own party.
00:57:04.000 I would believe your outrage a little bit more if maybe you cared about her.
00:57:08.000 Right.
00:57:09.000 Keep talking for a little bit because I have to change.
00:57:11.000 What do I need to put this to here, Quarterback Eric?
00:57:13.000 Well, and Marjorie, by the way, so the problem with her, by the way, I don't know if anybody picked up on this, but the Democrats actually have removed her from committees.
00:57:21.000 Yeah.
00:57:21.000 So now the power, the party that is in power, is determining what minority people, meaning... Which party?
00:57:26.000 Pennsylvania?
00:57:28.000 Not minority, like race or anything like that.
00:57:30.000 Pennsylvania?
00:57:30.000 Oh my!
00:57:30.000 I must stop speaking!
00:57:32.000 Every time I say something it's bad!
00:57:36.000 I hate you.
00:57:40.000 Get in line.
00:57:41.000 Get in line.
00:57:43.000 Just kidding.
00:57:43.000 I have a wife pregnant with twins at home.
00:57:45.000 You think I'm scared of your shit?
00:57:47.000 Not really.
00:57:50.000 It's like sleeping with an angry hot water bottle.
00:57:52.000 But you didn't serve in Vietnam, right?
00:57:54.000 Just to be clear.
00:57:55.000 I did not serve in Vietnam.
00:57:56.000 Okay, fine.
00:57:57.000 I just like it.
00:57:57.000 Hey, now your kid's keeping Kevin, man.
00:58:00.000 And Kevin was not a cook.
00:58:02.000 Kevin, right?
00:58:02.000 All right.
00:58:03.000 If you guys have a question, because we're going to after this, we'll go to Mug Club after we start with this, and then we have a Stephen Knows Sports Super Bowl edition, but stick around.
00:58:11.000 But we have to mute your mics a little bit because our next guest may not be able to hear me super well.
00:58:16.000 If you want to punch in, let me know.
00:58:17.000 But it is time for our guest.
00:58:18.000 Very glad to have her on the show.
00:58:19.000 We've wanted her here for a long time.
00:58:21.000 Representative Tulsi Gabbard, let's...
00:58:23.000 Oh, right.
00:58:29.000 Representative Gabbard.
00:58:30.000 What do you prefer?
00:58:31.000 Congresswoman Gabbard?
00:58:32.000 Representative Gabbard?
00:58:33.000 Z?
00:58:34.000 Tulsi's great.
00:58:35.000 Tulsi's great.
00:58:36.000 Okay.
00:58:36.000 Nice to meet you.
00:58:37.000 Nice to meet you, Tulsi.
00:58:39.000 I'm very glad.
00:58:39.000 Hold on.
00:58:39.000 I think we need to adjust the audio a little bit.
00:58:42.000 So let me let people know that you're launching a new podcast soon.
00:58:45.000 This is Tulsi Gabbard.
00:58:46.000 And I assume that's available wherever podcasts are, like Apple and Android and Spotify.
00:58:52.000 Okay.
00:58:52.000 Yep.
00:58:52.000 You going to get that $100 million deal with Joe Rogan?
00:58:57.000 No.
00:58:58.000 No?
00:58:58.000 Well, you know what, maybe after this you might sell some Nature Box or SimpliSafe so you can make some money in the private sector.
00:59:06.000 Now, you know, Tulsi, we've wanted to have you on the show for a while, but you didn't come on the show.
00:59:14.000 Is that because it's me, or is it just you were busy?
00:59:17.000 It's all about you.
00:59:19.000 I was just a tiny little bit busy running for president and I think I was put on military duty for a little while in response to things happening here in Hawaii.
00:59:29.000 Anyway, I'm really glad that this finally happened, so thank you for inviting me and for being patient.
00:59:33.000 No, and I appreciate it, and I'm glad that you've come on the show.
00:59:35.000 And listen, here's one thing that I think is important.
00:59:38.000 Like, I disagree with you on a lot of policies.
00:59:39.000 There are probably, if you were running in my district, they're like, listen, I can't because of where we disagree.
00:59:45.000 But I think that you have been at the forefront of understanding the problem with big tech and with the complications that are coming into play there.
00:59:55.000 So I'll go to our backstory in a little bit, but can you explain to people What it is that you think, or I guess what the biggest threat is right now from big tech to free speech, and of course expect to be called a Russian asset in Ceylon after this.
01:00:08.000 Been there, done that, buddy.
01:00:13.000 I mean really what this gets to the heart to is the threat to free speech.
01:00:17.000 And so I think this is where it is so important, especially right now during these crazy and divisive times, Let's see where people like you and I can agree.
01:00:28.000 And fundamentally, as Americans, we agree in our constitutional right to free speech.
01:00:34.000 And when you have these big tech monopolies essentially deciding who has a voice and who doesn't in these virtual public town squares that they've created, but you also have people in great positions of power in our government for partisan or political reasons trying to decide Who gets to be heard and who doesn't just further inflaming the divisiveness and really truly undermining our constitutional rights and that definition of who we are as a country and who we are as Americans.
01:01:04.000 And that's really where when we look at big tech and their ability to essentially act with impunity to do whatever they want and making billions of dollars in the process.
01:01:17.000 It speaks to the very dangerous place that we are as a country, and why we all need to come together as Americans and point this out, whether I like what you're saying or you like what I'm saying or not.
01:01:25.000 Right.
01:01:25.000 What do you think about them all coming together to remove, you know, then-President Donald Trump?
01:01:31.000 I mean, I think it's... Yeah.
01:01:34.000 It is exactly one of the major indicators of how dangerously powerful these big tech monopolies have become, and I thought it was very appropriate that we saw other heads of states from
01:01:45.000 other countries around the world saying, hey, this is really, really dangerous and it's something that
01:01:51.000 shouldn't happen. Again, whether you agree or disagree with what he said or what
01:01:55.000 other people are saying, we have very clear guidelines laid out in our constitution
01:02:00.000 and big tech does not get to be the decider of who has a voice in America and who doesn't.
01:02:08.000 Right, well that's the issue too.
01:02:09.000 My biggest issue with Republicans, as you know we talk about 230, and it comes down to, I would like to see the first step being big tech.
01:02:16.000 I'm tired of the pageantry and the hearings and Senator Hirono, I know you know Hirono, asking for me to be removed from a private company, in which case it's no longer the free market, actively asking for me to be removed from YouTube.
01:02:27.000 That's surreal to see senators being like, Steven Crowder needs to be removed.
01:02:30.000 Have you watched this?
01:02:32.000 We're the ones who change my mind and we tell wiener jokes.
01:02:34.000 This is absurd.
01:02:35.000 If you remove me, you remove all conservatives.
01:02:37.000 I think they kind of know that and that's what the goal is.
01:02:40.000 But nothing was done from Republicans.
01:02:43.000 And now you see, and this is something where I think a lot of people feel they maybe don't identify with the Democrat Party, it seems like everyone in positions of power right now in the Democrat Party support stifling opinions they don't like on big tech platforms.
01:02:58.000 Yeah, and this is what's dangerous, is as they're looking at so-called reform, they're not really looking in the right places.
01:03:06.000 You know, when people go and actually look at Section 230, the fix is actually quite simple, where you just change the line where it says, essentially, Big Tech has the authority to remove objectionable content.
01:03:21.000 How much more vague can you get than that?
01:03:25.000 Objectionable to who or for what reason?
01:03:28.000 But then the thing that comes after that is the most troubling part.
01:03:30.000 It says whether it is constitutional or not.
01:03:35.000 Right.
01:03:35.000 And how that got into our nation's laws and policies is beyond me.
01:03:41.000 But that, just change that line and take out that part about whether it's constitutional or not.
01:03:46.000 And then you point to, okay, big tech, there's precedents here, decades of precedents.
01:03:52.000 Make your decisions based on the constitutional precedence of free speech and protected
01:03:57.000 speech.
01:03:57.000 Whether they're a platform or they are a publisher. I mean, that's what people...
01:04:00.000 No one gets mad that the New York Times writes an op-ed that they disagree with.
01:04:05.000 The issue is when you are being treated by the government as an open platform,
01:04:09.000 and I think it's pretty clear, when they all the same day remove...
01:04:13.000 At that point, I guess the day after being a sitting president. I don't remember the exact
01:04:16.000 day or timeline. Either way, I think it's pretty crappy.
01:04:18.000 And here's one thing, too, that I want to throw to a clip from a little bit a while
01:04:22.000 ago, maybe about a year ago. Listen, I didn't have a dog in the flight in the Democratic primary,
01:04:27.000 okay?
01:04:27.000 Okay?
01:04:28.000 Um, I- I- I liked you of them, but I didn't want to run because I thought you could win.
01:04:35.000 So I apologize for that.
01:04:40.000 So I was like, I think Tulsi could be a problem for Trump.
01:04:44.000 So I didn't want to highlight this, but the issue was after you had some impressive debate, this has totally occurred organically, after you had some impressive debate performances.
01:04:52.000 And we saw people searching for your name a whole lot more.
01:04:54.000 You know, my kind of strong suit is YouTube.
01:04:57.000 And I was looking for some clips from the debate, and I couldn't find them.
01:05:00.000 And that forced me to do a bit of a deeper dive, and this is how we came to be in contact with you.
01:05:05.000 For people who don't remember, we used VPNs, and let former me explain exactly what happened.
01:05:11.000 When we sent our VPN to a non-United States country, and we searched for Tulsi Gabbard, her channel and the videos from her channel all showed up first.
01:05:22.000 Yet again, when we switched our searches to the United States, however, nothing.
01:05:29.000 Exclusively in the United States, the country in which she is currently running for president, you would receive no results from Tulsi Gabbard's channel or her videos until scrolling past the first page.
01:05:41.000 Here's a video screen recording, just in case people try to say that we've doctored it.
01:05:46.000 And by the way, let me just say really quickly, I started that from home using ExpressVPN, and then they ultimately became a sponsor.
01:05:51.000 So people can go to expressvpn.com slash Crowder and you get three months free.
01:05:55.000 That's what we did.
01:05:56.000 We used a VPN to search you in other countries.
01:05:58.000 And here's the thing, Tulsi, when we spoke with some people at Powers That Be, they said, well, that's just what happens no matter what as far as channels showing up.
01:06:06.000 It still doesn't explain the differential between why you would show up in any country that's not the United States while actively running for president.
01:06:13.000 Did you get any answers on that?
01:06:15.000 And it's not only while actively running for president, but like you said when you opened this, in that first debate and I believe the second debate, possibly others to follow, I was the most searched candidate of the night.
01:06:28.000 And so one would think that would kind of push some results up, say, hey, everybody's looking for information on this individual.
01:06:35.000 Let's make it available to them.
01:06:37.000 But in fact, that was not the case, as you just pointed out.
01:06:40.000 And that was something that, you know, I was not aware of what you did until after you announced it.
01:06:45.000 But what we saw on our side was You know, as we went into that debate night, obviously I had hoped that people would be interested.
01:06:51.000 A lot of people didn't know who I was and say, okay, who is she?
01:06:54.000 What's she about?
01:06:55.000 Let me go search and learn more about her.
01:06:57.000 So, you know, we had our Google ad account set up and we had everything so that people would be able to see the information that we were trying to share.
01:07:05.000 And shortly after we learned I was the most searched candidate, magically our Google ads account was canceled.
01:07:14.000 Without explanation, without any direction saying, hey, fix this and then we'll put it back up.
01:07:18.000 It was suspended and we were working the phones and the emails.
01:07:21.000 We're trying to figure out, hey, what's going on here?
01:07:23.000 How do we get this back up?
01:07:24.000 Because this is a pretty critical time for our campaign.
01:07:28.000 And it wasn't until some time later that it was magically restored once again without any explanation.
01:07:35.000 Yeah.
01:07:40.000 And I think there are two reasons that you were the most searched.
01:07:42.000 I remember on one night, first off, you went after Vice President Kamala Harris like a spider monkey on crack.
01:07:48.000 You were vicious.
01:07:50.000 And I think it doesn't hurt.
01:07:51.000 That's quite a description.
01:07:54.000 Um, and I don't think it's out of, and I don't know that you are, um, you're, I'm a married man, you're a fetching lady.
01:08:00.000 I mean, especially, you know, next to people like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren.
01:08:03.000 I think, you know, it helps that you're fine.
01:08:05.000 I hope that doesn't offend you.
01:08:09.000 I'm a happily married woman, too.
01:08:10.000 We're all good.
01:08:10.000 Okay, good.
01:08:11.000 And my wife is also fine.
01:08:12.000 But I mean, just compared to, you know, Joe Biden.
01:08:15.000 But I remember, that's why we were searching for you.
01:08:17.000 And like I said, I would have every vested interest.
01:08:20.000 Look, if I want to run against the weakest opponent, I thought, okay, you know, someone like a Warren.
01:08:25.000 And I said, the people who could be a problem could be a Tulsi Gabbard.
01:08:32.000 Maybe Yang, but you know.
01:08:34.000 So it changed a little bit until he got all meme-y.
01:08:40.000 No, but the reason for that, though, is actually a really important one, and you're absolutely not the first person I've heard that from.
01:08:47.000 From some of my friends on the Republican side during that campaign saying exactly
01:08:52.000 that same thing because they saw what we were doing, which is actually a beautiful
01:08:56.000 thing when you take a step back from the electoral politics, which was
01:08:59.000 I was bringing people from across the political ideological spectrum together.
01:09:04.000 My town halls.
01:09:05.000 I thought you were about to say red hair.
01:09:07.000 Bernie Sanders supporters to red hat Trump muggle hat wearing Trump supporters.
01:09:12.000 He said red hat. I thought you were about to say red hair.
01:09:14.000 I was like, you got to boot those people.
01:09:18.000 And and having very respectful, open discussions and conversations,
01:09:23.000 not everybody saying kumbaya, we all agree on everything by any means,
01:09:27.000 but coming together in that spirit of saying we love our country and we want to
01:09:32.000 we want to work together to be able to do some good things.
01:09:35.000 And that was, I think, the threat that not only people like you may have seen but also I saw it as a threat politically, meaning like, okay, Democrat, Republican at this point, but I saw it as someone like yourself is good for the country.
01:09:52.000 And so I have to get past myself.
01:09:54.000 And as someone, for example, who does it changed my mind as someone who's had people, I mean, I've had, I've had, we just talked about imams on the show who actively use my show to call for my death.
01:10:03.000 And I was like, ooh, we maybe should cut his microphone.
01:10:03.000 Can you hear me?
01:10:05.000 But I didn't.
01:10:06.000 I let him speak his piece.
01:10:08.000 And we've had everyone from far left to centrist to right on this show.
01:10:11.000 It doesn't mean you have to agree, but you need to have a conversation.
01:10:14.000 I think Gerald Morgan has a question for you, if you can bring him in there.
01:10:18.000 My mic unmuted?
01:10:18.000 Can you hear me?
01:10:19.000 Stop wasting her time.
01:10:20.000 She's busy.
01:10:21.000 Sorry.
01:10:22.000 So you brought up a really good point.
01:10:24.000 You said that Google took you down, didn't really say anything about how you did it.
01:10:27.000 They took down her ads.
01:10:28.000 Her ads, right.
01:10:28.000 And keep in mind, too, they were taking down her ads while we were running the searches,
01:10:31.000 and you couldn't find her organically.
01:10:33.000 That's just so- So that's Google, that's YouTube, we've had Facebook issues.
01:10:37.000 These companies seem to be acting with impunity and we've given the Republicans a hard
01:10:41.000 time for not doing more about it. Are there any people on your side of the aisle that have the same
01:10:45.000 concerns that you do about this? So is there any hope for this changing if the Democrats are in
01:10:50.000 control? There's a lot of talk and this has been the problem is that when it is people who feel
01:10:57.000 like they are being targeted then they start to speak up about it.
01:11:02.000 We've heard a lot of talk, we've had a lot of these fancy hearings, but when it comes down to the kind of change that we're talking about here today, I don't see it, to be quite honest.
01:11:12.000 They're talking about making some other changes that I think would probably move in the wrong direction of squashing more voices than actually moving in the right direction, which is doing what you just Talked about, Steven, is let people come on.
01:11:27.000 Let people air their voices.
01:11:28.000 You can agree, disagree, whatever, but this is America and that's what we do here.
01:11:32.000 Yeah.
01:11:32.000 I let a lot of people on the show.
01:11:33.000 I mean, even Dave Rubin.
01:11:34.000 Not that his views are radical, he's just boring.
01:11:36.000 He's vanilla gay.
01:11:40.000 He's so domesticated.
01:11:43.000 I told him I was coming on your show.
01:11:44.000 He had very nice things to say about you, Steven.
01:11:46.000 I love Dave, but you know who's better of that is his husband, Other Dave.
01:11:51.000 His husband, Other Dave, is far more fun.
01:11:54.000 I feel like those conversations at home, I'm always like, come on, Dave!
01:11:57.000 To Ruben, why can't we go?
01:11:58.000 He's like, I'm gonna stay in tonight and binge watch.
01:12:03.000 No, but I do want to ask how you would classify your views because we're talking about there's been a lot of talk and I do view, you know, when they call for unity and they say the right is really far right, listen, you know, I'm about as conservative as conservative gets if you were to line me on that spectrum, more libertarian.
01:12:17.000 I see really the radicalism coming from the left as far as not only banning speech, but before your term ended, you proposed a bill To ban biological males, biological males who are trans females, from women's sports to protect Title IX.
01:12:34.000 And that seems like something that should be reasonable.
01:12:37.000 Because here's the thing, when the LGBTQAAIP, and it kept expanding, I remember we had people on this show, I had a trans activist on the show, and I said, well, what do you do then when it comes to women's sports?
01:12:46.000 And this was before we had the Fallon Fox scenario breaking someone's orbital.
01:12:50.000 And Z said, well, we're not asking to be in women's sports.
01:12:56.000 I said, well, what's to stop it when you say that men and women are no different?
01:12:59.000 You can change it on your driver's license.
01:13:01.000 And here we are.
01:13:02.000 To me, the fact that you have to propose a bill to ban biological males from competing in women's sports says that the Overton window has moved.
01:13:10.000 Can you tell us, too, about the kind of backlash that you received for something that reasonable?
01:13:15.000 Um, the response was varied.
01:13:17.000 I got a lot of backlash from people who, I don't know if they even read the bill.
01:13:21.000 The word trans is not even included in the bill.
01:13:24.000 It was purely a bill that was intended to clarify, uphold and strengthen Title IX
01:13:31.000 in order to continue to carry out the legacy of this historic legislation that was a game changer
01:13:37.000 for people like my mom who grew up super athletic, a tomboy, she wanted to play sports,
01:13:41.000 but she was limited to cheerleading and water ballet.
01:13:45.000 And then you look a generation later and you see the opportunities that opened up
01:13:49.000 for women and girls that really leveled that playing field.
01:13:53.000 And my intent working with my colleague, Republican Mark Wayne Mullen from Oklahoma, who has six kids, three of them are little girls, who love to wrestle.
01:14:03.000 And for him and his wife, they're thinking, okay, what happens if one day we take Lara out
01:14:09.000 to a competition and all of a sudden she's up against a boy who is much bigger and much stronger
01:14:15.000 and what kind of not only unfairness that creates, but also just the physical danger
01:14:20.000 that his little girls would see.
01:14:22.000 So, common sense legislation upholding Title IX and supported by science and common sense.
01:14:30.000 I got a lot of folks who saw that and understood it and appreciated that legislation
01:14:36.000 was actually introduced for this, but obviously got a lot of backlash saying,
01:14:40.000 hey, this is just a hate-driven, anti-trans piece of legislation,
01:14:44.000 when it's not at all.
01:14:46.000 It simply goes to that biological, physiological difference that is reality between boys and girls and men and women.
01:14:55.000 Yeah.
01:14:55.000 Well, I think that's a big part of, you know, sort of third wave feminism is, and I was raised this way in public schools in Canada, where they just said, you know, boys can do everything girls can do and girls can do everything boys can do.
01:15:03.000 There is no difference.
01:15:04.000 I said, okay, good.
01:15:05.000 So we don't need a girls' league.
01:15:06.000 They're like, no, not so fast.
01:15:07.000 So then we had to have those conversations.
01:15:09.000 And I think that, listen, since they've labeled conservatives all the time, chauvinists, sexist, racist, whatever it is, I've been very clear.
01:15:15.000 I don't want biological males to compete in female sports because I don't like watching women get beaten up by biological males.
01:15:24.000 That's really what it is.
01:15:25.000 It's very disturbing for me to watch something like that.
01:15:27.000 But listen, Tulsi, really quickly, we are going to right now tell everyone who's on YouTube, leave a comment.
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