Louder with Crowder - February 22, 2021


COKE GOES WOKE: Coca-Cola's Anti-White Training Video | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 3 minutes

Words per Minute

198.77051

Word Count

12,718

Sentence Count

1,175

Misogynist Sentences

42

Hate Speech Sentences

30


Summary

In honor of Black History Month, we honor our colored brethren, Gerald Morgan and Dave Landau join Jemele to talk about Ray Charles and his ability to see shapes in braille. We also discuss Dominion's lawsuit against Mike Lindell, the minimum wage and why it actually hurts workers.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵 Music 🎵 🎵 Music 🎵
00:00:33.000 🎵 You're a stranger, but that's what I know 🎵 🎵 You're a stranger, but I know the ballroom 🎵
00:00:44.000 🎵 Music 🎵 Mmm!
00:00:54.000 That's a damn good slurp.
00:00:56.000 Ooh, man, my headphones are really loud right now compared to the intro volume there.
00:00:59.000 I turned them up.
00:01:00.000 Did you turn them up?
00:01:02.000 I'm really glad to be with you guys on a slow news day, otherwise known as former Vice President Joe Biden is in office day.
00:01:08.000 So they follow his level of energy.
00:01:11.000 And Tim Toolman, you might need to do something with my hand.
00:01:13.000 I'm getting like this weird, like I'm talking through tin cans here.
00:01:16.000 We have Quarter Black here today.
00:01:18.000 We have Gerald Morgan, eh?
00:01:19.000 And Dave Landau, one of your favorites back in studio.
00:01:21.000 How are you, sir?
00:01:23.000 Why would you say that?
00:01:23.000 I'm good.
00:01:24.000 Why wouldn't I?
00:01:26.000 Right away you're just out of touch.
00:01:27.000 It's Black History Month and right out of the shoot you're out of touch.
00:01:30.000 Ahoy is not a street.
00:01:33.000 Yeah, right next to Malcolm X and Martin Luther King.
00:01:36.000 Take a left on Ahoy.
00:01:37.000 Make a right on Chips.
00:01:41.000 My bugger makes good cookies.
00:01:44.000 Here we go.
00:01:44.000 No doubt.
00:01:46.000 No doubt is not a black fan.
00:01:47.000 We have a lot to get to today.
00:01:49.000 You know, Dominion is suing Mike Lindell, so we're going to talk about that.
00:01:52.000 We're going to talk about the minimum wage and why it actually hurts workers, and of course, some of the media is not really telling you, 77% decrease in COVID in the last six weeks.
00:02:00.000 What?
00:02:00.000 But you're going to wear a mask until 2022.
00:02:02.000 Dang it.
00:02:02.000 Okay, nice.
00:02:03.000 None of that changes in any way, shape, or form.
00:02:08.000 But first, of course, we want to honor our colored brethren.
00:02:11.000 It's Black History Month.
00:02:15.000 Yeah.
00:02:17.000 Shoot us some information here, Quarterback Garrett.
00:02:19.000 We want to educate our audience.
00:02:20.000 We do.
00:02:20.000 We want to edumacate them.
00:02:21.000 Alright, so little known fact, Ray Charles can actually see shapes at his right eye.
00:02:25.000 Really?
00:02:26.000 Yeah, it's a fact.
00:02:27.000 It's true.
00:02:27.000 Wow.
00:02:28.000 I don't know what to do.
00:02:29.000 Well, I don't know the difference between legally... Well, here's the true story.
00:02:31.000 You know, I told this story before.
00:02:32.000 Did I ever tell you my mother-in-law was like a singer who toured with Joni Mitchell, Stevie Nicks, Aretha Franklin, and so sometimes they would be around musicians, and my father-in-law one time sat down With Ray Charles, he was reading a playboy in braille at the airport.
00:02:46.000 Really?
00:02:47.000 Really?
00:02:48.000 I cross my heart and hope to die!
00:02:50.000 That guy could do everything blind.
00:02:52.000 Porn, heroin, piano.
00:02:55.000 Amazing.
00:02:56.000 And obviously read braille one-handed.
00:02:59.000 Wow.
00:02:59.000 That is incredible.
00:03:00.000 True.
00:03:01.000 Was it just two pieces of braille?
00:03:04.000 Don't bother me, don't bother me, I'm reading about them titties.
00:03:06.000 I'm busy, I'm busy.
00:03:07.000 Just nipple braille?
00:03:08.000 I got titties on my mind!
00:03:11.000 Was it just a pop-up?
00:03:12.000 I was about to say, it's like a topographical map.
00:03:15.000 Right away, look, we talk Ray Charles and I spill my mug right here.
00:03:20.000 This is a terrible start.
00:03:21.000 So Dominion is suing Mike Lindell.
00:03:24.000 We have a lot to get to, but this is just breaking right now.
00:03:28.000 Pillow guy.
00:03:29.000 I'm curious to see what happens here, because he said that would so make my day, because they would have to go into Discovery, and that would make my job a lot easier.
00:03:37.000 That's what he said before, and look, here's the thing, you know, we were going to have Mike Lindell on the show, and people have asked me, why haven't you focused on Dominion?
00:03:44.000 Here's the thing, YouTube is...
00:03:47.000 Really draconian, I guess I would say, with their policies.
00:03:52.000 And I can say that there's voter fraud, but I can't say that it affected the outcome of the election.
00:03:56.000 Everything that I have said on this show I can confirm because I've gone through voter rolls myself.
00:04:01.000 So when I tell you that's an address that doesn't exist, One of my interns has been there if not me, right?
00:04:06.000 I'm allowed to make those claims because I can claim it under penalty of perjury.
00:04:10.000 What do I think about Dominion?
00:04:13.000 But I can't confirm it and I don't have access to those machines.
00:04:17.000 I would love to...
00:04:20.000 Because they made some very, very specific claims there.
00:04:23.000 IP addresses, how people broke through, whether they broke through the firewall or false certification.
00:04:29.000 If you didn't watch the two-hour, seemed-like-a-parody documentary, it still had some information in there that really raised my eyebrows.
00:04:36.000 I'm going, if I could have access to those machines, That would be game-changing, and I guess it'll... We'll see!
00:04:44.000 I think he's right, though.
00:04:45.000 I think they do open themselves up quite a bit if they end up suing somebody.
00:04:48.000 And I don't think... I mean, it's gonna be hard to make a case.
00:04:50.000 Is there reason for somebody to believe that maybe something shady went on?
00:04:54.000 Well, I think when the ShamWow guy proved that Al Gore won, if you think that's... Yeah, that's true.
00:05:02.000 But wait!
00:05:03.000 We have a quick breaking news update.
00:05:06.000 I'm gonna wipe this up with my sleeve while you do that.
00:05:08.000 The Supreme Court has denied Trump's Pennsylvania election challenge as moot.
00:05:12.000 Oof.
00:05:14.000 Just now?
00:05:15.000 Were we surprised?
00:05:15.000 That's not the other one that was denied because the lawyer was moot.
00:05:19.000 Yeah.
00:05:21.000 I just said, I'm sorry, I don't read lips.
00:05:23.000 Way to be a month late, Supreme Court.
00:05:24.000 Like, what if you're like, oh, nope, it has some merit to it.
00:05:27.000 We're like, well, then we've already got a new president.
00:05:28.000 By the way, that's not the only case.
00:05:29.000 You guys like fire.
00:05:31.000 That's not the only case.
00:05:32.000 A lot of people say, well, Donald Trump, every single case has been thrown out.
00:05:34.000 A lot of cases have not actually allowed any evidence to be presented.
00:05:37.000 Right.
00:05:37.000 And of the currently active cases, there still are plenty, so we'll see what will happen.
00:05:41.000 But, you know, listen.
00:05:42.000 Too little, too late.
00:05:43.000 Because I don't even know if there's a system in place if they do find something!
00:05:47.000 Well, it's moot because they waited two months.
00:05:49.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:05:50.000 That's why.
00:05:51.000 They're like, hey guys, we did our jobs by not doing our jobs.
00:05:53.000 Bye!
00:05:54.000 Yeah.
00:05:54.000 It's like someone showing up late for work, and they're like, well, you know, there's no work to do, I guess I should just go home.
00:05:59.000 Like, that's because you showed up eight hours late!
00:06:02.000 It's fine.
00:06:03.000 Well, what do you want me to do?
00:06:05.000 Not show up eight hours late?
00:06:07.000 That would be a start.
00:06:07.000 That's a little hard.
00:06:08.000 That's a lot.
00:06:09.000 $15 minimum wage.
00:06:11.000 We're going to get to that.
00:06:12.000 And here's the thing.
00:06:12.000 I want you to, as we move forward, we pay our interns more than $15 an hour.
00:06:16.000 Oh, really?
00:06:16.000 Yeah.
00:06:17.000 But I don't want to force other businesses to pay $15 an hour.
00:06:20.000 And I want you to think, when you order a filet of fish and they forget the fish, $15!
00:06:24.000 $15 an hour!
00:06:27.000 Let's personalize it for you.
00:06:30.000 Also, something that we need to talk about really quickly.
00:06:32.000 Coca-Cola.
00:06:33.000 Did you see this?
00:06:33.000 Coca-Cola, they have mandatory employee training now, and their mandatory video was including a recommendation on how to be less white.
00:06:43.000 It said that?
00:06:43.000 Yes.
00:06:43.000 Yes, for real.
00:06:44.000 Which is impossible.
00:06:45.000 I've been trying it.
00:06:46.000 It doesn't work.
00:06:46.000 It's very difficult.
00:06:48.000 It's very hard.
00:06:49.000 Which is crazy for a company that puts vanilla in everything.
00:06:54.000 And possibly I Want to Buy the World a Coke is the whitest commercial ever.
00:06:58.000 Yeah.
00:06:58.000 Because they're like, well, we could start with water.
00:07:01.000 I want to buy the world a coke.
00:07:03.000 Build a well.
00:07:06.000 They also got Cosby to have a coke and a smile.
00:07:12.000 Wait, did Cosby?
00:07:12.000 I think it was Cosby at a Coca-Cola mile.
00:07:14.000 I thought he did Pepsi.
00:07:15.000 No?
00:07:15.000 Did he?
00:07:16.000 I know Van Halen did Crystal Pepsi.
00:07:18.000 They were like, we don't want anything dark at all.
00:07:20.000 Right, yeah.
00:07:21.000 So this is Coca-Cola.
00:07:22.000 Just so you, but people say it's beyond parody.
00:07:25.000 I think we actually have a video from LinkedIn, a mandatory training video for Coca-Cola because this is, these are the front lines of the race war.
00:07:33.000 And every moment that I spend in white space, I am being deeply reinforced.
00:07:40.000 Oh, why can't we all just be human beings here?
00:07:43.000 Why do we have to talk about race?
00:07:45.000 I'm going to invalidate your experience.
00:07:48.000 I'm a fish, and I'm in water, and I'm moving with the current, and you're trying to take me out of the water, and it's unbearable.
00:07:55.000 At first I thought that white space was like a new social media website.
00:07:59.000 Yeah, I thought it was the room she was in that was just white behind it.
00:08:02.000 Yeah, just like white MySpace where it was just popped collars and hostess.
00:08:06.000 It looked like she was wearing the jewel from Titanic and I also wish she was at the bottom of the ocean.
00:08:11.000 Oh, like the jewel.
00:08:13.000 That was so... At the end, if for no other reason, Titanic sucks, because at the end, everything she goes through, and it's basically like the Hope Dime, and she's like, bye!
00:08:22.000 Yeah, she's like, life is the real treasure.
00:08:25.000 It's like, yeah, but it would be better with millions and millions of dollars.
00:08:28.000 You could also feed people.
00:08:30.000 Save lives.
00:08:30.000 I know this is an overused word, but it's not a binary choice.
00:08:33.000 You can still value life and relationships and be loaded!
00:08:38.000 She doesn't value life.
00:08:39.000 She made Jack go to the bottom.
00:08:41.000 She killed her boyfriend.
00:08:42.000 She was really quick, too, in Titanic.
00:08:44.000 She's like, I'll love you forever!
00:08:47.000 I'll never let go!
00:08:48.000 She just, like, peels him off like Velcro, like it's one of those dark games you played as a kid.
00:08:53.000 Share the raft, Rose!
00:08:54.000 Here's a good point.
00:08:55.000 Everything of value in her life, she throws in the ocean.
00:09:01.000 Gotta be consistent!
00:09:04.000 Oh, Rose, you little bitch.
00:09:05.000 Ever heard of recycling?
00:09:08.000 If you don't remember, by the way, this is more pernicious than you would think, or more nefarious.
00:09:12.000 I'm seeing the stars again.
00:09:13.000 I keep seeing stars in the studio.
00:09:14.000 Are you really?
00:09:15.000 Because I'm here.
00:09:15.000 Because I'm looking at the lights.
00:09:16.000 Don't do that.
00:09:18.000 This is the same woman who was on Jimmy Kimmel.
00:09:20.000 This is the woman who was, uh, D'Angelo was her name.
00:09:22.000 What's her first name?
00:09:23.000 Robyn.
00:09:24.000 Robyn D'Angelo.
00:09:26.000 In case you've forgotten, here she is on Jimmy Kimmel.
00:09:28.000 I think white people should remove that phrase from their vocabulary.
00:09:32.000 I'm not racist.
00:09:34.000 Trust me, it's not convincing to black people.
00:09:37.000 I don't think that's not Jimmy Kimmel.
00:09:38.000 Well, if you say so.
00:09:39.000 Just imagine that.
00:09:41.000 And by the way, I hate it when you have these, like, when you actually have racists who are like,
00:09:46.000 what about white culture?
00:09:47.000 Well, here's the problem.
00:09:48.000 When you just say white culture, it's not the same as African-American culture, because you have Jewish white Americans, you have Italians, you have Irish, you have Bulgarians, you have Russians, right?
00:09:56.000 But when you say you are no longer allowed to defend yourself because of your race, you're going to create racists.
00:10:03.000 White people can no longer say, I'm not racist.
00:10:05.000 That'd be like saying to Asians, you can no longer say, I'm not cheap.
00:10:09.000 But I'm not!
00:10:10.000 But you can't say it anymore.
00:10:11.000 I'm just saying you're just making a stereotype about an entire race of people and then you wonder why there's backlash.
00:10:18.000 And this is, they're talking about removing it from your lexicon.
00:10:21.000 I'm not racist.
00:10:22.000 Let's just remove the defense.
00:10:23.000 And something else too, we actually have, we obtained some exclusive footage
00:10:28.000 for the training video that didn't make the final cut.
00:10:30.000 In this video, I'm going to show you how to crit walk step by step.
00:10:34.000 In this video, I'm going to show you how to crit walk step by step.
00:10:37.000 I'm gonna show you how to crit walk, step by step.
00:10:40.000 Now, crip walking is a footwork style created by the Crips gang.
00:10:44.000 So it's the V-step back.
00:10:49.000 Next, I'm going to show you how to lift a Gran Torino.
00:10:52.000 Gonna pop it and lock it.
00:10:56.000 Here is how to run out of a red lobster.
00:11:01.000 As if you did not pay the check.
00:11:02.000 And also grab a tip off another table.
00:11:07.000 Don't leave empty-handed.
00:11:10.000 By the way, she just told white people that they can't... didn't she just... that's racism, right?
00:11:14.000 You just said an entire race of people behave a certain way and they don't know it.
00:11:19.000 Hold on a second, D'Angelo.
00:11:20.000 What you just said is racist.
00:11:21.000 No, it's not.
00:11:22.000 You can't say it?
00:11:24.000 See how that works.
00:11:27.000 Could you imagine?
00:11:27.000 Yeah, be less Asian.
00:11:28.000 You're just breaking chopsticks over your knee.
00:11:31.000 You can't have these.
00:11:32.000 You're not allowed.
00:11:33.000 No more noodles for you.
00:11:34.000 She just said all white people.
00:11:35.000 Do you include everyone in there?
00:11:37.000 Would she say this to Oscar Schindler?
00:11:40.000 Like, you can't say that you're not a Nazi.
00:11:44.000 Really?
00:11:44.000 It's just these blanket statements.
00:11:48.000 Speaking of which, blanket statements that are wildly offensive.
00:11:52.000 No one's paying attention to this, and I think I know why.
00:11:55.000 It's time for This Week in Biden.
00:11:58.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:12:03.000 And we have the second clip of this, right?
00:12:04.000 Yes, I have the slow.
00:12:06.000 You may have missed this.
00:12:07.000 Did you watch this clip yet?
00:12:09.000 I have not.
00:12:11.000 All right.
00:12:11.000 Perfect.
00:12:13.000 I was going to be surprised.
00:12:14.000 Hold on to your butts.
00:12:17.000 This was Joe Biden in a recent test, but just watch the clip.
00:12:20.000 Look, the range of challenges Europe and the United States must take on together is broad and complex.
00:12:28.000 I'm eager to hear.
00:12:29.000 Nigger to hear next.
00:12:32.000 What the?
00:12:33.000 Oh, he just dropped an N-bomb.
00:12:34.000 Yeah, hold on a second.
00:12:35.000 I know what you're going to say.
00:12:36.000 Not a word whisker, but it's a bad whisker.
00:12:39.000 Here's a case for those who missed it.
00:12:42.000 Nigger to hear next.
00:12:43.000 Nigger to hear.
00:12:44.000 Nigger to hear.
00:12:46.000 Oh, that's a word whipper.
00:12:49.000 I didn't see that.
00:12:50.000 No one's seen it.
00:12:51.000 No one's talked about it.
00:12:53.000 Oh, boy.
00:12:54.000 That was at his virtual Munich security conference.
00:12:58.000 See, everyone here... I told you they didn't watch the clip!
00:13:00.000 That just happened, folks.
00:13:02.000 Can you imagine if Donald Trump had had that word whisker?
00:13:16.000 I'm sorry.
00:13:18.000 I'm sorry.
00:13:18.000 Sometimes it's a comedy show, you don't remember who you hurt.
00:13:20.000 That's true.
00:13:21.000 He has feelings, too.
00:13:22.000 I'm sorry.
00:13:23.000 We're sorry that he's the former Vice President of the United States.
00:13:25.000 He didn't seem bothered when I yelled at him through my car window.
00:13:29.000 Well, look, 75% of you is fine, okay?
00:13:32.000 Yeah, I know, that's what keeps me together.
00:13:34.000 Alright, this has been This Week in Biden.
00:13:36.000 Let's move on.
00:13:37.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:13:41.000 Oh, okay. You can follow me on Instagram, by the way.
00:13:43.000 That's really a heck of a plug for the President of the United States.
00:13:47.000 Everyone here is just shocked, by the way.
00:13:49.000 This is like ridiculous.
00:13:49.000 Let me ask you this. Okay, here's my question of the day.
00:13:51.000 We're going to talk about running a Santa's minimum wage. I don't care.
00:13:53.000 Did you see, have any of you seen that clip? Did you, are you sure you saw that clip?
00:13:57.000 Yeah.
00:13:57.000 I might've been. Are you sure about that clip?
00:14:01.000 The fact that you and you and you and you and you have not seen that clip is a tragedy in American journalism.
00:14:10.000 I don't think he's racist, I think he's an idiot, and I think he's going around the bend.
00:14:14.000 but let's just let's be honest lou let's just let's just hold people to a double standard well
00:14:20.000 and he also said the same thing around yeah he also said it to the munich conference to the german p
00:14:24.000 i maybe he was thinking he was safe browns you know my people like that's great let's build some
00:14:29.000 real momentum with this okay some common ground like come on there's so much comedy there
00:14:35.000 And if we repeat it, we'll get banned from YouTube.
00:14:37.000 Do you think for a second that this show would not be immediately removed if any of us accidentally said it?
00:14:44.000 Accidentally!
00:14:46.000 With an A, not even the ER.
00:14:46.000 Not even the ER.
00:14:47.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:14:48.000 You ain't black.
00:14:53.000 So you can follow me on Instagram at ladderwithcredit.
00:14:55.000 And by the way, the best way to watch the show is Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
00:14:59.000 Eastern.
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00:15:08.000 Like it.
00:15:09.000 Leave a comment.
00:15:09.000 You can just comment.
00:15:10.000 Whatever you want.
00:15:11.000 I don't care.
00:15:11.000 Let me know if you saw this Joe Biden clip.
00:15:15.000 Now, am I exaggerating?
00:15:16.000 Because I remember I was describing it.
00:15:17.000 I'm like, did he or did he not very clearly articulate the end of the sentence mentally?
00:15:21.000 Yes, he did.
00:15:22.000 In the middle of a sentence that didn't need any word like that.
00:15:25.000 Not even close.
00:15:25.000 I don't even... I don't know what firing, you know, thing happened.
00:15:28.000 Freudian slip.
00:15:28.000 I thought when I watched it, it was so obvious.
00:15:30.000 I'm like, this must be fake.
00:15:31.000 Right, exactly.
00:15:32.000 I was like, someone's... and then I... no, it's real.
00:15:34.000 And I thought, why... well, I don't... I almost didn't want to be the first to present it.
00:15:40.000 Because I thought I could be guilty by association.
00:15:43.000 He wasn't even rapping along to anything.
00:15:46.000 Didn't even have Wu-Tang Clan in the CD player.
00:15:50.000 He's like turning down Scarface, rolling up his window.
00:15:55.000 Hey, by the way, you may not know this.
00:15:56.000 Here's some silver lining, I guess.
00:15:59.000 About as silver as Joe Biden's glorious plugs.
00:16:04.000 77% decrease in COVID cases in six weeks.
00:16:08.000 There's some new reports that say we may even have herd immunity by April.
00:16:12.000 Now let me be really clear on this.
00:16:16.000 Only 12% of the population is vaccinated, right?
00:16:18.000 And this was starting over six weeks ago.
00:16:20.000 This is what people have been saying for a long time, that we've sort of reached a certain amount of herd immunity.
00:16:24.000 And there's an article in the Wall Street Journal where someone was talking about the tests and how they underestimate cases and how many people in the population have actually likely been infected, which by the way means the mortality rate is lower, but we're at that point where this clearly, it's in the middle of winter, there aren't enough people vaccinated at this point, it takes weeks for the vaccines to kick in, they were just talking about it on CNN, and it's already decreasing.
00:16:45.000 So hope you don't miss your business!
00:16:48.000 Right, exactly.
00:16:49.000 And so they actually say that this, gone by April, this guy's not just some random guy.
00:16:53.000 He's talked to a ton of doctors.
00:16:54.000 I think whoever wrote this article was a doctor as well.
00:16:56.000 And he's saying literally gone by April.
00:16:59.000 We should be vaccinating only seniors, not teachers.
00:17:02.000 And this is what matters.
00:17:03.000 They want to say that you're not empathetic.
00:17:04.000 No, no.
00:17:05.000 What we're saying at this point is that we need to vaccinate those who are the most vulnerable.
00:17:09.000 I said this right at the beginning and everyone said it was crazy.
00:17:11.000 I said, just quarantine old people and the compromised and let us go on with our life.
00:17:17.000 And now they're saying everyone needs to get a vaccine.
00:17:19.000 Everyone needs to get both doses before we move on.
00:17:21.000 No, just old people, okay?
00:17:23.000 The people who have a compromised immune system.
00:17:25.000 Teachers, because they're all a bunch of wussies.
00:17:28.000 Sorry, I meant heroes.
00:17:30.000 So we have reached somewhat herd immunity.
00:17:33.000 This is the only way you could actually explain, account for this decrease in cases.
00:17:38.000 But don't tell Dr. Fauci that.
00:17:41.000 Do you think Americans will still be wearing masks, for example, in 2022?
00:17:44.000 You know, I think it is possible that that's the case.
00:17:50.000 And again, it really depends on what you mean by normality.
00:17:55.000 Right, that's what I want you to define it.
00:18:01.000 I wish I loved anything as much as that guy loves being on camera.
00:18:05.000 Speaking of which, by the way, what about when the cameras aren't rolling, Dr. Fauci?
00:18:12.000 What a germ!
00:18:14.000 What a germ!
00:18:16.000 It protects your beard.
00:18:17.000 It's just, look at that.
00:18:18.000 There's a guy right next to him, by the way.
00:18:20.000 He pulled his gut out.
00:18:21.000 Did you see that on top of it?
00:18:23.000 That's like him coming home.
00:18:24.000 Everything is unhealthy with him.
00:18:27.000 That's like, you know, a cop comes home, puts his gun on the fridge, he comes home, pulls his mask down and...
00:18:33.000 Those tangs are hanging on for dear life.
00:18:36.000 It's not that he's a hypocrite.
00:18:37.000 It's that he doesn't believe it's as scary as he tries to tell you.
00:18:40.000 That's the issue.
00:18:41.000 Everyone's a hypocrite.
00:18:42.000 I understand that.
00:18:43.000 It's that Nancy Pelosi doesn't really think this is like Ebola with a 50% mortality rate.
00:18:48.000 It's that Fauci doesn't really believe you need to wear a double mask because he takes it off the second the webcam stops.
00:18:53.000 He also will be off camera the second it stops.
00:18:55.000 That's why he keeps just breaking numbers of masks going up and down.
00:18:59.000 He's like, yeah, you got to wear one.
00:19:00.000 How about four?
00:19:01.000 How about two?
00:19:02.000 No, maybe 2022, maybe 2023.
00:19:03.000 What's normal?
00:19:04.000 maybe 2023. What's normal? I like doing this. Well they were talking about this
00:19:13.000 and said they said the overall population mortality right now what is
00:19:16.000 it 0.15 I think is what this article is talking about.
00:19:19.000 Not nearly.
00:19:19.000 I think what you meant to say was the number that those doctors were banned from Facebook and YouTube for saying it likely was months ago.
00:19:26.000 That number?
00:19:27.000 Yeah.
00:19:27.000 That number, yeah.
00:19:28.000 Who will never get their page back?
00:19:29.000 Who will never get their YouTube channel back?
00:19:31.000 Right?
00:19:31.000 Those doctors who were banned, who actually saw thousands of patients?
00:19:34.000 I'm like, Dr. Fauci hasn't seen one in 30 years?
00:19:35.000 Yeah, that number!
00:19:36.000 Oh, and by the way, you know all the people that have told us that even if you get COVID, you could get it again.
00:19:39.000 The reinfection rate is less than 1% with mild to no symptoms.
00:19:43.000 And by the way, they did a 90 year old person who was a survivor of the Spanish flu, still had the ability to produce a fight against the Spanish flu.
00:19:51.000 Still had those cells in his body.
00:19:53.000 I think we're going to be fine.
00:19:55.000 And that guy is one hell of a racist.
00:19:57.000 He really is.
00:19:57.000 He hates the Spanish.
00:19:58.000 He needs to go through the training course.
00:20:00.000 He just said the N-word.
00:20:01.000 No!
00:20:01.000 No, no, no.
00:20:02.000 And the problem with the Spaniards is sometimes you can't see, you can't recognize them by sight!
00:20:08.000 Some of them are white!
00:20:11.000 They have blonde hair, they're trickery.
00:20:13.000 Have you ever seen Gladiator?
00:20:14.000 You'd think it's like the Mexicans, but they're not!
00:20:16.000 Some of them have red hair!
00:20:19.000 Thank God I have antibodies!
00:20:21.000 It's like Prince Harry, only he's Spanish!
00:20:24.000 Wa-ha!
00:20:25.000 What?
00:20:26.000 Ginger Spanish!
00:20:30.000 Ginger Spanish!
00:20:32.000 It works.
00:20:33.000 Oh, by the way, hit the notification bell if you are subscribed, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot on YouTube.
00:20:39.000 And this will just let you know.
00:20:39.000 But again, we're, you know, Monday through Thursdays, 10 a.m.
00:20:41.000 Eastern is when you're watching us here.
00:20:44.000 All right, let's get to the 15.
00:20:45.000 But really quickly, let me go to CNN.
00:20:47.000 They're confirming Merrick Garland.
00:20:50.000 Or for Attorney General?
00:20:51.000 Look.
00:20:53.000 That's enough of that.
00:20:56.000 Let me just tell you something.
00:20:57.000 Not a fan, but game has to respect game.
00:20:59.000 That's one for you, Joe Biden.
00:21:02.000 That's one.
00:21:02.000 That's a little bit of a move where they're like, all right, you don't want to confirm.
00:21:06.000 Okay.
00:21:07.000 All right.
00:21:07.000 All right.
00:21:08.000 There you go. Okay, fine. Let's go back to, here's one that's not, let's go to the minimum wage. This
00:21:12.000 is something that this, well, first let's start with this COVID relief bill. Everyone thinks,
00:21:16.000 well, of course you want the COVID relief bill. Why wouldn't you want to give people money? Well,
00:21:20.000 okay, economics, but we'll get to that after. There are possibly more reasons to oppose the
00:21:26.000 COVID relief bill than to support it. Yeah.
00:21:30.000 And I'll get to the primary gripe that I have with it, but let me give you a couple.
00:21:33.000 First off, this COVID relief bill, which is meant to help people during coronavirus who've had their businesses shut down.
00:21:38.000 I don't know how this helps them, but expansions to Obamacare, $128.5 billion to teachers unions, $40 billion to universities, $91 million to domestic and international student loan borrowers, $10 million to the preservation of Native American languages.
00:21:52.000 I'm sorry, what?
00:21:53.000 That's just sort of like speaking through the Windex inhaling.
00:21:57.000 Is this us apologizing for smallpox?
00:21:59.000 I have no idea.
00:22:00.000 Ten million for that?
00:22:01.000 Is it smoke signals?
00:22:03.000 For real?
00:22:04.000 Haven't you seen windtalkers?
00:22:05.000 Come on.
00:22:06.000 That's pretty cheap.
00:22:07.000 I don't know.
00:22:08.000 But what's also in this bill, which likely won't necessarily make it all the way through,
00:22:11.000 and is probably the most, could be the most damaging thing to thrust upon the American
00:22:17.000 public and certainly small businesses, that I can think of.
00:22:20.000 Well, not the most damaging, like a $20 minimum wage would be bad, but $15 is bad enough, is the $15 minimum wage would have devastating consequences.
00:22:29.000 And of course, this is something that has been supported by everyone on the left.
00:22:33.000 My radical idea is that in America, if somebody works 40 hours a week, that person should not live in poverty.
00:22:39.000 Alright, that's the radical idea.
00:22:41.000 I believe we should raise the minimum wage to a living wage, and that is 15 bucks an hour over the next several years.
00:22:48.000 Any job that costs $2.13 an hour is not a job.
00:22:54.000 It's indentured service.
00:22:55.000 We don't have those jobs.
00:22:57.000 I love how she's saying that while she has someone who could come from a country that has indentured servitude right next door.
00:23:02.000 I need to address that.
00:23:03.000 She just lied.
00:23:04.000 A non-wage job all the time in America will not keep a mama and a baby out of poverty.
00:23:11.000 That is wrong and that is why I am here.
00:23:15.000 I worked at McDonald's.
00:23:16.000 I did the french fries and I did the ice cream.
00:23:20.000 But the reality of McDonald's Is that a majority of the folks who are working there today are relying on that income to sustain a household and a family.
00:23:32.000 I worked at McDonald's as I put on the black voice right now when it's convenient.
00:23:36.000 I did the ice cream.
00:23:37.000 I banged the shift manager.
00:23:40.000 It was 1958, I was listening to Big Pond smoking some rock.
00:23:47.000 Oh my gosh, they try to tug at your heartstrings.
00:23:49.000 AOC said $2.13 an hour.
00:23:51.000 Guess what?
00:23:52.000 By law, if you don't make enough tips to get you to the minimum wage, they have to bump your pay up, AOC.
00:23:58.000 You lying...
00:24:00.000 And they never have to do it because people make significantly more than a minimum wage.
00:24:03.000 And we're going to get into the numbers here, but here's the thing.
00:24:05.000 This is something they try and sell you.
00:24:07.000 And I want to tell you something.
00:24:08.000 It is the exact opposite of the truth.
00:24:11.000 Let me give you a summary really quickly.
00:24:13.000 And you guys can tell me, people out there who are watching, if you're small business owners, what it would do to your business.
00:24:17.000 They want you to think that a $15 minimum wage is something that these giant businesses can afford and they're the only ones who oppose it.
00:24:22.000 No, no.
00:24:23.000 $15 minimum wage would crush, absolutely destroy small businesses.
00:24:27.000 The only people who actually support it are the wealthy billionaires who earned over a trillion dollars in net worth and earnings in this pandemic.
00:24:34.000 I'll get into that in more detail, but this is their talking point.
00:24:37.000 Here is AOC saying we need a $15 minimum wage because people like Jeff Bezos otherwise will just... the rich friends will keep all the money to themselves!
00:24:44.000 Do you think that's why he's a billionaire?
00:24:45.000 Because he pays his workers starvation wages?
00:24:48.000 I think it's certainly a part of the equation when you have a very large workforce and you underpay every single person.
00:24:54.000 Yeah, but when you underpay every single person, like the 25,000 jobs she rejected from her municipality that paid an average of, wait, 150,000 each.
00:25:03.000 How are you supposed to live on that?
00:25:08.000 That's like what a congressperson gets paid.
00:25:10.000 That's poverty wages.
00:25:12.000 It's like what I get paid, but if you couldn't do all the insider trading, because for them it's illegal.
00:25:19.000 She didn't leave herself any wiggle room at all.
00:25:20.000 Every single person has paid starvation wages.
00:25:23.000 Every single one.
00:25:23.000 Even the COO has starvation wages.
00:25:26.000 Millions of dollars later.
00:25:26.000 I'm sorry.
00:25:27.000 Instead, we just shut down all the neighborhoods and no one made anything.
00:25:31.000 Yeah.
00:25:32.000 It was great.
00:25:33.000 We have no money to spend on helping people.
00:25:35.000 Have you been to Jamaica, Queens lately?
00:25:37.000 It's awful, which is what I call no gentrification.
00:25:41.000 So let's chalk that up as a win.
00:25:43.000 Also, I did use the word equation earlier.
00:25:45.000 I'm not entirely sure you know what it means, but you know.
00:25:49.000 I saw a guy in an 8-ball jacket stab another guy who was wearing an 8-ball jacket.
00:25:54.000 And I said, thank God we don't have those 25,000 jobs because we would lose who we are.
00:26:03.000 Who are we if not being stabbed in eight ball jackets?
00:26:07.000 The $15 minimum wage is almost exclusively, and this is like you see with Amazon, supported by the biggest companies in the world.
00:26:07.000 Here's the thing.
00:26:14.000 You look at the most powerful companies, right?
00:26:16.000 These super corporations.
00:26:17.000 Why?
00:26:18.000 Because it's a way to put smaller companies out of business.
00:26:21.000 It's a perfect example.
00:26:23.000 This is just how government screws things up.
00:26:25.000 You know, rent forgiveness.
00:26:26.000 I don't know if you saw this in Georgia.
00:26:28.000 Rent forgiveness.
00:26:29.000 Well, what does that mean?
00:26:30.000 Well, you just don't pay rent.
00:26:31.000 Really?
00:26:32.000 Yeah!
00:26:33.000 It just means that you don't want to pay rent?
00:26:34.000 Don't pay rent.
00:26:35.000 Well, guess what you can't find right now in Georgia?
00:26:37.000 You can no longer find cheap housing because people who own these leasing apartments, they won't lease them out.
00:26:44.000 Because it's one thing to have, you know, burning a hole in your pocket if you keep it empty, this apartment.
00:26:49.000 It's another thing to have an inferno in your pocket because people are using the utilities and damaging your property.
00:26:55.000 Those are the unintended consequences.
00:26:57.000 Think about COVID.
00:26:58.000 I remember landing in Michigan and they said, oh, you can't go to any stores.
00:27:01.000 Everything is shut down.
00:27:02.000 Aside from the weed shops and Costco.
00:27:02.000 Really?
00:27:04.000 So I can't go to a farmer's market.
00:27:06.000 I can't go to a local mom and pop store.
00:27:08.000 But Costco and Walmart are still open and Home Depot is still open.
00:27:12.000 Well, you wonder why they support a minimum wage and the mom and pop store can't afford it.
00:27:16.000 Just like big banks support the bailouts.
00:27:19.000 Think about that for a second.
00:27:20.000 Too big to fail.
00:27:21.000 Why?
00:27:22.000 Because there is no local bank that can come up and compete with them if they have a never-ending supply of federal funding.
00:27:27.000 This is the issue.
00:27:29.000 The Democrats, and this is why you see right now this changing, the demographics, that the Republican Party is the party of the working class, sort of a blue collar party, they always line up With big powerful corporations, whether it's big tech for censorship, whether it's big corporations for minimum wage.
00:27:45.000 Just look at the small business, all of the associations in America, small to mid-sized businesses, they all oppose it.
00:27:50.000 Amazon, Google, those places, Target support it.
00:27:52.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:27:53.000 They can just drive the competition out.
00:27:54.000 But not all jobs are worth $15 an hour.
00:27:58.000 We talked about that just briefly a second ago, but think about the jobs right now.
00:28:01.000 By the way, I need to talk with you after the show.
00:28:03.000 Come on!
00:28:04.000 I want to be an intern!
00:28:05.000 Push me up to an intern!
00:28:07.000 Look, we talked about it just a minute ago, but restaurants are disproportionately hurt by this because now, instead of having to bump you up to whatever it was, 8 or 10 bucks an hour if you're like the worst server in the world and can't get enough tips over the course of an hour, now they have to bump you to 15.
00:28:19.000 Guess what they're going to do?
00:28:21.000 They're just not going to have as many people.
00:28:22.000 They're going to be like, screw it.
00:28:23.000 We can't come back.
00:28:24.000 We've already been hit by this in Texas.
00:28:25.000 They were hit by the ice storm on Valentine's Day.
00:28:27.000 They were counting on that money to come in for people wanting to go out.
00:28:30.000 Now they're trying to reopen and they've got this staring them in the face.
00:28:34.000 This is exclusively supported by the billionaires who they increased their earnings by $1 trillion in six months under the pandemic.
00:28:41.000 Contrast that with 60% of businesses may be permanently closed.
00:28:46.000 By September.
00:28:47.000 Do people not paying rent in Georgia have anything to do with the fact that Coca-Cola is there?
00:28:52.000 You know what, I'm not entirely sure.
00:28:54.000 They just need to be less white if they are.
00:28:57.000 They do need to be.
00:28:58.000 That's the joke.
00:28:58.000 Quit thinking.
00:29:01.000 I see I explain jokes sometimes as well as step on them.
00:29:04.000 But here's the thing, this is when sometimes they tip their hand when a journalist goes
00:29:09.000 rogue and my god actually ask them a question.
00:29:13.000 Where right now you have this man who basically says well you know what then if these small
00:29:16.000 businesses can't afford a $15 then we don't want, they shouldn't exist.
00:29:19.000 He says it.
00:29:20.000 Well of course large businesses like Amazon and McDonald's for example can and perhaps
00:29:25.000 should pay more.
00:29:26.000 But I'm wondering, what is your plan for smaller businesses?
00:29:30.000 How does this, in your view, affect mom-and-pop businesses who are just struggling to keep their doors open, keep workers on the payroll right now?
00:29:38.000 Well, they shouldn't be doing it by paying people low wages.
00:29:41.000 We don't want low-wage businesses.
00:29:44.000 I think most successful small businesses can pay a fair wage.
00:29:47.000 So I love small businesses.
00:29:49.000 I'm all for it.
00:29:50.000 But I don't want small businesses that are underpaying employees.
00:29:54.000 By the way, it should be noted, it's easy to say when you've never worked for a business.
00:29:59.000 This is the danger with these people.
00:30:01.000 Joe Biden has spent 48 years in government.
00:30:05.000 AOC went to college, part-time bartender, and now she's in charge of your economic decisions.
00:30:11.000 She's never not suckled at the taxpayers' teat.
00:30:15.000 That's the danger.
00:30:16.000 I want you to think of the people in college who were part of the anarcho-socialist club, right?
00:30:21.000 People who, they loved dabbling in economic theory and they never worked a real job.
00:30:25.000 Now put them in charge of your business.
00:30:27.000 That's what this bill is.
00:30:28.000 Yeah, and then they call it a fair wage.
00:30:30.000 Well, okay, let me just explain to you how this works.
00:30:33.000 I have a job that I need done.
00:30:35.000 What's fair is me saying, hey, I think it's worth this much.
00:30:37.000 You're going to add this much production to the value of whatever product or service that I'm putting out there, I get to tell you, and you have the choice of saying yes or no.
00:30:45.000 Guess what?
00:30:45.000 If you don't like the wage that your skills currently will earn you, Go get more skills.
00:30:49.000 That's the motivation for you.
00:30:51.000 It's like giving a trophy to everybody.
00:30:52.000 There's no motivation to perform better.
00:30:53.000 You get a trophy anyway.
00:30:54.000 That same guy right there, I forgot his name, that representative.
00:30:57.000 He said, really, if we look, if we adjust for inflation, like after the Great Depression and wage increases right now, the minimum wage should be $23.
00:31:03.000 Because that's in direct relation to their value contributed.
00:31:08.000 Again, think of just when you go and order, I don't know, a quarter pounder with cheese, only it's a nothing pounder with cheese.
00:31:16.000 This has happened to me at the drive-thru.
00:31:18.000 And $23 an hour!
00:31:20.000 I forgot to deliver pizzas because I was high.
00:31:26.000 You didn't get tipped, though.
00:31:28.000 No, I just came back and I was like, oh yeah, I knew I had to do something.
00:31:32.000 The whole purpose for you leaving was to do that.
00:31:35.000 I'm serious.
00:31:36.000 I mean, when you're at that position, you don't have a skill set.
00:31:40.000 That's why you're not making $15.
00:31:41.000 But for some reason, they only think of the consequence of the guy who deserves $23 an hour, $15 an hour, who's high delivering pizzas.
00:31:49.000 They don't think of that business owner.
00:31:50.000 Let's go through this scenario, okay?
00:31:52.000 If you lived in a liberal state where all of their policies that they wanted, in a dreamland, which they're kind of there, they could enact.
00:31:59.000 Okay, so you're high and you don't deliver the pizzas, but the guy still has to pay $23 an hour because that's the minimum wage.
00:32:04.000 And he can't fire you because of workers' rights and you can't have a no-fault state for firing.
00:32:08.000 So this person's going to continue being employed, but maybe they spend their money on drugs and they don't actually pay their rent, but they go home and they have squatters' rights and you can't actually evict someone from rent.
00:32:16.000 We've all seen Pacific Heights.
00:32:17.000 So you can't kick them out of the apartment, and you end up with a Matthew Modine, Kevin, uh, Michael Keaton scenario with the guy putting roaches in your apartment, so he's not contributing to his job, he's not contributing to rent, we've hurt the business owner, and we've hurt the landlord.
00:32:29.000 But screw him!
00:32:30.000 No rent, and let's pay someone this much regardless of performance.
00:32:32.000 There you go!
00:32:33.000 There's America.
00:32:34.000 There's your American dream.
00:32:35.000 We used to think it was work hard, get ahead, white picket fence, have a wife, some children, but now we know that that destroys the environment.
00:32:39.000 Now it's do nothing and get more than the guy who risked everything to create a business.
00:32:44.000 You're America.
00:32:45.000 Yeah.
00:32:46.000 Well, where do they think the money's going to come from?
00:32:48.000 They don't.
00:32:48.000 Rich people.
00:32:49.000 It's always rich people.
00:32:50.000 They always have all the money, these rich people.
00:32:52.000 Well, yeah, it's like, look, it's going to be $16 for your Big Mac.
00:32:55.000 And you're like, as long as they're getting money.
00:32:58.000 No, I'm just pissed that I have to pay that much for a crappy burger.
00:33:00.000 As long as I know that those people who slap their clientele at the midnight or two in the morning WorldStarHipHop videos are getting 22 an hour, I feel good about patronizing the Waffle House.
00:33:11.000 Well, you know what McDonald's did is they just went to these self-service kiosks.
00:33:14.000 They're like, alright, we'll put in robots.
00:33:16.000 They're not worth that much money.
00:33:17.000 In New York, they have ATM machines and it's just like homeless people licking them and you're like, I'll pass.
00:33:24.000 I mean, just think, when was the last time you saw a bag boy?
00:33:27.000 Yeah.
00:33:28.000 Think about it.
00:33:29.000 We just demanded that we increase wages and now you've given yourself a job at the grocery store.
00:33:34.000 You have to do your own checkout.
00:33:36.000 Exactly.
00:33:37.000 That's true.
00:33:37.000 The only bag boy is just running cash for cartels.
00:33:42.000 It pays more than $15 an hour.
00:33:43.000 And it's worth every penny.
00:33:45.000 And they really just use him as a bag.
00:33:46.000 It's just more, it's just more, it's less offensive than mule.
00:33:50.000 And by the way, I don't know how this gets squeezed into a COVID relief bill, right?
00:33:55.000 So this is supposed to help people that have been hurt by COVID.
00:33:57.000 Yeah, well, the Congressional Budget Office said that it'll cost 1.4 million jobs.
00:34:01.000 So there you go.
00:34:02.000 That'll help those people.
00:34:02.000 So that's just what can actually be quantified.
00:34:05.000 Not to mention, again, the 60% of businesses that were open in April will be closed by September.
00:34:09.000 Unbelievable.
00:34:10.000 But Amazon won't be affected by it.
00:34:11.000 And here's the thing.
00:34:12.000 If only we had some specific examples.
00:34:14.000 And I always like to go back to some of these, and we'll get to Denmark in a little bit, just because I love that the Prime Minister told Bernie to shut the hell up.
00:34:22.000 But let's go through, you know, American Samoa is one of them, and we've all seen those people.
00:34:27.000 Terrifying.
00:34:28.000 They're like, they have more per capita NFL players than anywhere else in the world.
00:34:34.000 They're insanely strong.
00:34:36.000 So you would think, in other words, they could be industrious.
00:34:39.000 Well, no.
00:34:40.000 I saw Moana, it's a horrible film.
00:34:41.000 Yes, well, it's Dwayne The Rock.
00:34:43.000 I don't mind, Dwayne.
00:34:44.000 By the way, never touch steroids.
00:34:46.000 That's what he said.
00:34:47.000 Oh, really?
00:34:47.000 All natural.
00:34:48.000 He touched them once in college and they terrified him, so he never... Those veins are all natural.
00:34:52.000 His veins in his lower stomach and forehead grows naturally at 48.
00:34:56.000 A young rock that's new this week.
00:34:59.000 Watch it.
00:35:00.000 American Samoa.
00:35:00.000 They were devastated by a minimum wage, right?
00:35:02.000 They had tuna canneries, which was their main... They had to be two major tuna canneries, I believe, and they were sent to Georgia.
00:35:08.000 Right?
00:35:09.000 And there was a recent $4 wage hike.
00:35:11.000 A $4 wage hike in Long Beach.
00:35:14.000 And what happened was Kroger just decided to close their stores.
00:35:16.000 They said, well we can't, we just closed our stores.
00:35:18.000 So all the Kroger's in Long Beach.
00:35:19.000 Gone.
00:35:20.000 That's insane. Right, we have these real world examples. We have these little microcosms like
00:35:24.000 they happen in California or America and they haven't bounced back. By the way, this is something
00:35:28.000 else that people don't necessarily take into account. So they were skilled jobs in New York.
00:35:32.000 We're talking about Amazon, right? Yeah. 20 something thousand jobs at well over six figures
00:35:36.000 average, by the way. Billions of dollars in tax revenue.
00:35:39.000 Yeah, unbelievable.
00:35:40.000 But that wasn't enough.
00:35:41.000 So that's how you know she doesn't really care about the minimum wage.
00:35:43.000 She didn't want jobs that were paying six figures for crying out loud.
00:35:45.000 But Amazon has openly supported a $15 minimum wage, and they pay a $15 minimum wage.
00:35:51.000 But as they virtue signal about that, they actually just eliminated workhouse productivity and stock options for their lowest-skilled workers.
00:35:57.000 So it actually resulted in a net loss of income for many of their employees.
00:36:01.000 Hey, do you know who don't have stock options and productivity options?
00:36:05.000 Small businesses!
00:36:07.000 So Amazon says, well, yeah, sure, we can pay $15 an hour.
00:36:09.000 They decrease all of these options, all of these benefits, and the worker is left holding the bag man.
00:36:15.000 Well, look, somebody is going to end up paying.
00:36:17.000 The company's either going to cut benefits.
00:36:18.000 Sack man.
00:36:19.000 Sack man.
00:36:20.000 It's better that way.
00:36:20.000 They're either going to cut benefits, they're going to cut jobs, they're going to bring in automation, they're going to do all of these things.
00:36:25.000 And Bernie Sanders and AOC, if they really are trying to help people out, instead of this whole fight for 15 campaign, how about earn 15?
00:36:33.000 That would help more people out there than you trying to change the minimum wage in five years, by the way, when it would fully kick in.
00:36:38.000 I would just love for once, like you were talking about how you forgot to deliver pizzas because you were in an altered state.
00:36:45.000 Honest moment.
00:36:46.000 I just wish, because Bernie Sanders and Kamala Harris did the Mc- I did the burgers!
00:36:51.000 I did the ice cream!
00:36:52.000 I worked at McDowell's.
00:36:55.000 It's the Golden Arcs!
00:36:57.000 I was selling the McWhoppers!
00:37:01.000 Prince Long John was there.
00:37:03.000 What?
00:37:04.000 I don't know.
00:37:05.000 Louie Anderson was the counter.
00:37:09.000 What was I saying before this?
00:37:11.000 What was I saying?
00:37:11.000 I have no idea.
00:37:13.000 No, it was about automated machines coming into McDowell's.
00:37:16.000 No, that's what I was saying.
00:37:17.000 No, that's not what I was talking about.
00:37:19.000 Anyway, if you guys remember, you can comment below.
00:37:21.000 Just comment, comment, comment.
00:37:22.000 That's the best thing you can do.
00:37:23.000 You can let me know what it was that I was talking about.
00:37:26.000 Yeah, it happens.
00:37:27.000 Oh, this is what I was talking about.
00:37:29.000 I just wish you were high.
00:37:30.000 That's right.
00:37:30.000 Because you have permanent brain damage from all those years.
00:37:33.000 That's correct.
00:37:34.000 HPPD from acid.
00:37:36.000 Oh, it's just he but he's lovable.
00:37:37.000 Ahoy.
00:37:39.000 Ha!
00:37:41.000 So, what I would just love is when you have these folks who say, like, well, you know, I believe that everyone, not everyone, and can we also just acknowledge that that's not really an outlier.
00:37:51.000 It's not just a few.
00:37:52.000 There's a huge percentage of the American workforce who would rather get high or who would rather not be productive, collect their check.
00:38:00.000 They don't care what that business does.
00:38:02.000 They don't care if that place stays in business.
00:38:04.000 A lot of people don't care about their jobs and don't care about contributing.
00:38:07.000 They just want to clock in and clock out.
00:38:09.000 That's just the reality.
00:38:10.000 I just wish that they acknowledged it, but they act as though every employee... This is what Marxism is based on.
00:38:15.000 Everyone has ownership of their space and every employee should own a piece of that company.
00:38:20.000 When the truth is, it's not the reality.
00:38:22.000 And they're not outliers.
00:38:23.000 A huge percentage of this workforce does not give a rat's ass and should be paid accordingly.
00:38:29.000 They should be paid, not give a rat's ass wages.
00:38:33.000 Absolutely.
00:38:33.000 I get nervous when I ask somebody for something at a store when they're an employee.
00:38:37.000 Yes!
00:38:38.000 They just get mad at you.
00:38:39.000 I know!
00:38:40.000 Ugh!
00:38:40.000 It's like, well, you know what?
00:38:41.000 You need a raise.
00:38:44.000 We need more of you in this store.
00:38:46.000 I like your attitude.
00:38:48.000 I like how you're on the phone and mad at me.
00:38:52.000 For shopping here.
00:38:52.000 Yeah, I love how you're clipping your nails in the deli section.
00:38:56.000 Lovely.
00:38:59.000 Thank you.
00:38:59.000 Is that a 23?
00:39:00.000 24 an hour.
00:39:00.000 You did.
00:39:01.000 You made it to supervisor.
00:39:04.000 Good for you.
00:39:04.000 Could you just get that hangnail off there?
00:39:06.000 Yeah, thanks.
00:39:06.000 I'll take my turkey pastrami and be on my way.
00:39:09.000 Can I get an insulin discount here?
00:39:11.000 Because boy are you big.
00:39:13.000 It's like you do nothing all day.
00:39:16.000 Yeah, losing some weight might help that, but how much does a foot weigh?
00:39:19.000 Because that's probably not going to be there long.
00:39:20.000 Might just put you under the wire.
00:39:22.000 Somebody's going to drop 30 pounds.
00:39:26.000 And this is something else that they use as an example.
00:39:28.000 They try to point to successful examples, but it's a lie.
00:39:30.000 They constantly point to, what else?
00:39:32.000 The Scandinavian countries.
00:39:34.000 Denmark.
00:39:35.000 And I think we should look to countries like Denmark, like Sweden, and Norway, and learn from what they have accomplished for their working people.
00:39:44.000 Well, Denmark doesn't have a minimum wage, so you're batshit crazy and really stupid.
00:39:49.000 They don't even have a minimum wage.
00:39:50.000 Now, I know what you'll say.
00:39:51.000 They don't have a minimum wage, but they're set by trade unions.
00:39:54.000 They have a very strong trade union.
00:39:55.000 But fine, you know what?
00:39:56.000 They don't have a minimum wage.
00:39:57.000 So let's just start with that.
00:39:59.000 It's like it's in Europe, you know.
00:40:01.000 Like Denmark and Sweden.
00:40:02.000 Like Denmark and Sweden.
00:40:03.000 Germany in the 40s.
00:40:04.000 forties it'll work out
00:40:08.000 and despite having no minimum wage it is true this is true, credit where it's due
00:40:12.000 they have higher average hourly wages than the United States
00:40:16.000 but when you take into account using the international metric of purchasing power
00:40:20.000 they actually have 44% less than the average American
00:40:24.000 so a lot of people don't realize this, they talk about Denmark
00:40:26.000 Again, let's go through this.
00:40:27.000 No minimum wage, strong trade unions.
00:40:29.000 Even though no minimum wage, they have a slightly higher average hourly wage, but it accounts to about 44% less than you have as an American with purchasing power.
00:40:37.000 So let's look at what the average person in Denmark pays.
00:40:40.000 This socialist utopia.
00:40:42.000 They pay quadruple what Americans pay to buy apartments.
00:40:46.000 Double what Americans pay for a basic, cheap used car, and triple to double, often triple, for any of these things.
00:40:52.000 I created a list.
00:40:53.000 I think we have an overlay.
00:40:53.000 Basic groceries, restaurants, clothing.
00:40:55.000 Basics, too, is necessities like milk, eggs, transportation, rent, gym membership, going to the movies.
00:41:01.000 Do you really think?
00:41:02.000 Take that into account if we follow that lead.
00:41:03.000 Do you really think that a $15 minimum wage is going to give Americans the ability to afford a 12-year-old $40,000 shitty car and an $800,000 one-bedroom apartment?
00:41:16.000 Because that's what you're looking at with purchasing power when you do the averages.
00:41:19.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:41:19.000 So the point is, it wouldn't fix the problem.
00:41:21.000 No, it wouldn't fix the problem.
00:41:22.000 And when you oversimplify this and say, well, if they can do it, we can do it, it's like saying, well, if they can provide free health care, well, they don't pay for a military, okay?
00:41:29.000 We pay for that for them.
00:41:30.000 There's a reason why we have... A vastly smaller country than our country.
00:41:33.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:41:34.000 Not to mention, I would say, it's not an insignificant fact that it's a very small, homogenous country and they don't have to compete with millions in foreign, undocumented, unskilled labor.
00:41:48.000 Well, I feel like I've overpaid for my apartment and car.
00:41:55.000 Someone send Coke to Denmark so they learn how to not be so damn white.
00:42:00.000 Let's do that.
00:42:01.000 Send them Coke and the ice cream.
00:42:03.000 Hold on, I gotta go blow another guy.
00:42:05.000 I don't know.
00:42:06.000 It's just job security.
00:42:07.000 Give me some of that Montel.
00:42:11.000 And here's something that's funny, too.
00:42:13.000 This is one thing that has always really interested me, and no one else ever talks about this, right?
00:42:17.000 They say that, well, the Danes in the Swedish, they have higher living standards than the United States, and that takes into account a lot of things.
00:42:24.000 And again, the people who say this are $40,000 for a used old Jetta.
00:42:28.000 Look it up.
00:42:29.000 That's actually a thing, okay?
00:42:30.000 Wow.
00:42:31.000 So let's just say that even including all that because of your social safety nets in Denmark and in these Scandinavian countries, they do have a higher living standard than Americans.
00:42:39.000 Well, that is true according to whatever international metric they use.
00:42:42.000 But here's something they never tell you.
00:42:43.000 Danish Americans, so when you take those Danes and you transplant them in the United States, they have a 55% higher living standard than those living in Denmark.
00:42:51.000 Swedish Americans have a 53% higher standard of living than Swedish Swedes in Sweden!
00:42:58.000 So what you do is you take people from these countries that are incredibly homogenous, that have an unbelievably burdensome tax system, and they also have a culture that appreciates, to some degree or another, and I know I'm surprised saying this about Sweden, but Denmark, a lot of these countries, that appreciates work, that appreciates a work ethic, being industrious.
00:43:15.000 You transplant them to the land of opportunity, and they do far better.
00:43:19.000 We have all of these sources available at LottaWorthCredit.com.
00:43:22.000 It's one of those factoids that people don't believe, and I didn't believe it when I first read it.
00:43:28.000 Well, and Republicans basically are saying in this bill, look, we can't govern this way.
00:43:28.000 Yeah.
00:43:32.000 We can't just throw everything into a relief package and say, it's the relief package.
00:43:36.000 It's almost $2 trillion.
00:43:38.000 If $15 Bernie Sanders AOC Joe Biden is such a great idea, put it on its own.
00:43:43.000 Let's vote on just that.
00:43:44.000 And they will never, ever do that.
00:43:47.000 They're scared.
00:43:48.000 Because nobody would support this.
00:43:49.000 Not with any of the facts that we can say about it.
00:43:51.000 Some people would support it.
00:43:52.000 No, I mean, you know, reasonable people.
00:43:54.000 Young Dave Landau would support it.
00:43:56.000 Oh yeah, I made $15 an hour.
00:43:58.000 Yeah, I did, honestly.
00:43:58.000 Really?
00:43:59.000 Well, stealing.
00:44:00.000 No, I was 17.
00:44:00.000 This was in Detroit?
00:44:02.000 As a pizza boy?
00:44:02.000 Yeah.
00:44:03.000 No, I was 13, it was 97, yeah.
00:44:06.000 And I was, well no, I was detailing cars for, you know, a certain clientele.
00:44:10.000 That doesn't count what you steal from the change dish.
00:44:13.000 Oh, no, I've never made that.
00:44:14.000 Take a penny, leave a penny, yeah.
00:44:16.000 No, I really didn't.
00:44:18.000 And I was very bad with money.
00:44:19.000 Take a 20, leave a dime.
00:44:22.000 That's just he forgot his weed.
00:44:26.000 You let me know what it is where you line up on this issue with a $15 minimum wage.
00:44:31.000 And I understand this, again, it comes down to the idea that liberals are somehow empathetic.
00:44:34.000 predicated and we're empathetic we want everyone to make $15 but it's not
00:44:37.000 practical you haven't thought this through you haven't walked through the
00:44:41.000 entire sequence if there's nothing else that changes here with the perception of
00:44:46.000 conservatism I just want people to understand that look we all want what's
00:44:49.000 best the founding fathers wanted what was best for Americans
00:44:53.000 That's why they left, right?
00:44:55.000 And they put these rules and systems into place to be as least intrusive they possibly could be because they believed that that would be the best way for Americans to pursue life, liberty, happiness.
00:45:07.000 So everyone cares.
00:45:09.000 Right.
00:45:09.000 And this country has created more wealthy people than any other country in the history of the world.
00:45:14.000 And we have better class mobility than any other country in the world.
00:45:17.000 We've pulled more people out of poverty than any other country in the world.
00:45:19.000 Doesn't mean we're perfect, but I don't necessarily know that we want to do it like the Danes.
00:45:24.000 Let's move on to someone who I actually really do like speaking of this.
00:45:27.000 We spent too much time on people who, and by the way, it's wrong to hate.
00:45:31.000 Guilty.
00:45:33.000 I was almost not here today.
00:45:34.000 Breaks the heart.
00:45:34.000 I was almost not, I was almost hauled off for murder because there was someone curling in the squat rack.
00:45:40.000 Sorry about that.
00:45:41.000 That bothers me more than late-term abortion.
00:45:45.000 And it's not the severity of it.
00:45:47.000 I'm sorry, what?
00:45:48.000 It's not the severity, it's the commonality of it.
00:45:51.000 Where you just walk up to this guy, it's the only squat rack, and the signal is, hey, are you squatting in the squat rack?
00:45:57.000 No, no, I'm curling.
00:45:59.000 Oh, that's the sign to get your shrunken, shriveled, emaciated ass out of the squat rack.
00:46:08.000 Sometimes I quarrel in the squat rack.
00:46:13.000 I don't think you understand what this rack is for, sir.
00:46:15.000 I don't even know exercise terms.
00:46:17.000 My doctor just looks at his watch and goes, it'll be soon, Dave.
00:46:22.000 I don't even know exercise terms.
00:46:24.000 It'll be soon.
00:46:28.000 His doctor just goes, shh, shh, shh.
00:46:31.000 How long do you think I shh?
00:46:34.000 How do you feel about, hey, how do you feel about my pillow?
00:46:37.000 Have you tried the my pillow?
00:46:38.000 Is it a nice pillow?
00:46:39.000 Would you like a, would you like a David Hogg good pillow?
00:46:42.000 He just puts a gun to it.
00:46:47.000 Good pillow, you stick your head in it, it's bulletproof.
00:46:49.000 Yes.
00:46:51.000 Please go for it.
00:46:52.000 Let's test it out.
00:46:52.000 Of course, we're talking about Dave Landau in that pillow, not David Hogg.
00:46:55.000 Just to be very, very clear.
00:46:57.000 And to be clear, it was Joe Biden who stuck the landing on the ER N-word earlier, not myself, for the YouTube auto-word recognition.
00:47:04.000 Yeah, not us.
00:47:05.000 I don't want the louder transcript to read the word that Joe Biden said and be associated with me, with the former Vice President of the United States.
00:47:14.000 Peace be upon him.
00:47:17.000 Governor DeSantis.
00:47:19.000 I'm really liking this guy.
00:47:21.000 Yeah.
00:47:22.000 And I don't think he's actually going to be on the ticket nationally because he seems to actually want to do his job as governor.
00:47:29.000 But let's go through the top examples as to why I'm a big fan of DeSantis.
00:47:33.000 First off, they did everything right with COVID.
00:47:35.000 Yeah.
00:47:35.000 Compared to New York.
00:47:36.000 Absolutely.
00:47:37.000 Didn't lie about it.
00:47:38.000 Didn't lock down.
00:47:39.000 And they're doing okay.
00:47:40.000 And it's amazing how many senior citizens they have.
00:47:42.000 It's just a sea of white hair and then the sea.
00:47:45.000 I thought Florida was going to be decimated.
00:47:48.000 Just because of the demographics.
00:47:49.000 Old people, yeah.
00:47:49.000 I just thought old people, it's going to go through there like wildfire.
00:47:51.000 That's what I thought too.
00:47:52.000 But imagine if all of the conservatives had the balls to talk to the media like this.
00:47:57.000 Governor, what has gone wrong with the rollout of the vaccine that we've seen phone lines jammed, websites crashed?
00:48:03.000 There's a lot of demand.
00:48:04.000 I mean, I think at the end of the day... Excuse me, excuse me.
00:48:07.000 If I could finish my question.
00:48:08.000 You just said, what has gone wrong?
00:48:09.000 So I'm answering the question.
00:48:10.000 If I could complete the question, though.
00:48:11.000 So are you going to give a speech or are you going to ask a question?
00:48:14.000 With all due respect, Governor, I'm trying to finish my question.
00:48:18.000 No, you're giving a speech.
00:48:20.000 You asked the question.
00:48:21.000 I am trying to ask you... You're going to ask how many questions?
00:48:24.000 You get three?
00:48:24.000 They only got one question.
00:48:26.000 Why do you get three?
00:48:27.000 🎵 He's my anchor.
00:48:34.000 I love to, every time he answers, he wins.
00:48:38.000 Yeah, every single time.
00:48:40.000 He's, you know what it is?
00:48:42.000 He's a guy who realized sort of when you're starting stand up and you realize, Oh, wait a second, I have the microphone and they don't.
00:48:47.000 Right.
00:48:48.000 And it's not really a fair fight.
00:48:49.000 He's realized that it's like, wait a second, I can continue and they have a limited window.
00:48:53.000 So I'm going to embarrass them.
00:48:55.000 People are saying, oh, that's rude of him.
00:48:57.000 No, it's not.
00:48:57.000 She was trying to make a point by asking the question in a certain way to make him look bad.
00:49:02.000 And he cut her off before she could.
00:49:03.000 Yeah, she wants a gotcha moment.
00:49:05.000 They don't want to ask a question.
00:49:07.000 They want to become a star by putting this guy in his place.
00:49:10.000 It's like when you have people at church and they're praying, but they're not praying.
00:49:13.000 They're still sermonizing.
00:49:14.000 And Lord, we thank you that Gerald learned to put the monitoring software on his computer that provides an accountability.
00:49:23.000 Thank you so much!
00:49:25.000 That he has been clear of his desire to tithe 10%.
00:49:28.000 Right?
00:49:29.000 That's not a prayer!
00:49:32.000 I think you're calling me out.
00:49:33.000 What?
00:49:34.000 I thought this was a safe place.
00:49:36.000 Please clear my browsing history.
00:49:40.000 Honey, I have no issues with that at all.
00:49:43.000 Zero.
00:49:45.000 I'm seeing stars again.
00:49:47.000 Again?
00:49:47.000 Because I'm laughing.
00:49:50.000 Breathe more.
00:49:51.000 We need to fire Dave Lando.
00:49:52.000 Why?
00:49:53.000 Because I see stars.
00:49:55.000 I don't want to laugh anymore.
00:49:57.000 Let's just clone you and put you in his chair.
00:50:00.000 Damn you!
00:50:05.000 Have you considered a Bill Angvil show?
00:50:10.000 It'll cure you right up.
00:50:13.000 He handles criticism way better than a lot of Republicans.
00:50:15.000 Republicans need to be unapologetic.
00:50:16.000 That's what I do appreciate about DeSantis.
00:50:18.000 Here he is where they were trying, again, the media to attack him in a partisan way regarding his handling of the vaccine rollouts to different municipalities.
00:50:27.000 It's just, like you said, he always wins.
00:50:28.000 But look, I mean, if Manatee County doesn't like us doing this, then we are totally fine with putting this in counties that want it.
00:50:36.000 And we're totally happy to do that.
00:50:37.000 So anyone that's saying that, let us know.
00:50:40.000 If you want us to send it to Sarasota next time, or Charlotte, or Pasco, or wherever, let us know.
00:50:46.000 We're happy to do it.
00:50:47.000 But I think most people, if we have an opportunity to bring vaccines and do it efficiently, I think that they're going to want it.
00:50:55.000 I don't know.
00:50:56.000 He could give us an A or B. It's like with a kid.
00:51:01.000 Well, you know what, Timmy?
00:51:03.000 If you don't eat your dinner, I can give your dessert to your brother and your sister and your other brother and not feed you for days on end and lock you in a closet, but I think you probably want to finish your vegetables!
00:51:13.000 Yes!
00:51:14.000 You read my mind!
00:51:15.000 I completely zoned out after he said Manatee County.
00:51:19.000 I did too, yeah.
00:51:19.000 I just pictured sea cows lining up to get a vaccine.
00:51:23.000 That's about right, I think.
00:51:24.000 Wearing old lady wigs like those people did in Florida.
00:51:26.000 Like, I'm not a sea cow, I'm an old lady.
00:51:29.000 It's just two manatees on each other's shoulder in a trench coat.
00:51:33.000 Hi, hello sir.
00:51:41.000 What's your name?
00:51:44.000 No, well, you know what?
00:51:45.000 Obesity is a problem.
00:51:47.000 It is.
00:51:47.000 Especially in the Seacoast.
00:51:50.000 If you're named Manatee.
00:51:53.000 But they're getting paid $23 an hour, so let's do okay.
00:51:56.000 That's good.
00:51:56.000 They are an endangered species, so.
00:51:59.000 That's true.
00:52:01.000 How are they?
00:52:01.000 I mean, again, God has picked them for extinction.
00:52:04.000 He has.
00:52:05.000 Whenever I see one, I'm in Florida, and I see a manatee, I think, you're still around?
00:52:09.000 How?
00:52:10.000 They're in the wild?
00:52:11.000 Because when you think about it, sharks have been around through prehistoric times.
00:52:14.000 These are the apex predator.
00:52:16.000 So the entire time the manatee's been around, a shark has been around.
00:52:19.000 I was like, sharks, why are you chasing seals?
00:52:22.000 Why are you chasing anything?
00:52:24.000 It's just a giant log that's made of food!
00:52:27.000 It's too easy, I think.
00:52:28.000 There's no sport in it.
00:52:29.000 They're like, nah, it's boring.
00:52:31.000 Haven't you seen how badass they are?
00:52:33.000 I can't do it to them.
00:52:34.000 That is essentially what we've done with people.
00:52:37.000 Some were supposed to go extinct, and now we're just letting them breed.
00:52:41.000 We get the worst version, and we're like, what do we do with this?
00:52:44.000 We're like, let's give it 23 an hour.
00:52:46.000 It's a disaster.
00:52:49.000 Sorry.
00:52:50.000 No offense to a lot of people, but it is true.
00:52:52.000 Many of you should be in danger.
00:52:54.000 Yeah.
00:52:54.000 No offense to most of you watching.
00:52:56.000 None.
00:52:56.000 None.
00:52:57.000 So after Twitter permanently banned Trump, which by the way is still crazy when you think about it.
00:53:00.000 Yeah.
00:53:00.000 Maduro's still on there.
00:53:02.000 You have Hamas representatives still on there.
00:53:04.000 Totally fine.
00:53:04.000 President of Iran.
00:53:04.000 Ayatollah Khomeini.
00:53:07.000 Trump's gone!
00:53:08.000 Can't get buried in Arlington.
00:53:10.000 Seems like a specific law.
00:53:12.000 Oh my gosh.
00:53:12.000 So after Trump gets banned from Twitter, DeSantis did.
00:53:15.000 He introduced this legislation to limit, and this is landmark if you don't know what it is, but he introduced this legislation to limit the power of big tech within his parameters as it relates to the state of Florida.
00:53:24.000 Here he is explaining it.
00:53:25.000 If a technology company de-platforms a candidate for elected office in Florida during an election, a company will face a daily fine of $100,000 until the candidate's access to the platform is restored.
00:53:38.000 If I were to give something of value to a candidate or political committee, it would be a contribution.
00:53:43.000 Big Tech has been manipulating news content and designing algorithms to give the upper hand to their candidates of choice, and they do so scot-free.
00:53:52.000 Again, euphemistically called content moderation.
00:53:56.000 I think it's more political manipulation.
00:53:58.000 The message is loud and clear.
00:54:00.000 When it comes to elections in Florida, Big Tech should stay out of it.
00:54:05.000 Why would it be so hard for Republicans on a national level to do this?
00:54:09.000 That's what bothers me when you think about it.
00:54:11.000 And I can explain this now because it turns out I can't do this legally.
00:54:15.000 I checked with my lawyer, but I don't live in Florida.
00:54:17.000 What I wanted to do was run for some local office in Florida that was won by like eight votes, like constable or dog catcher, and then sue Facebook for $100,000 a day.
00:54:26.000 President.
00:54:28.000 And I also think Donald Trump should run in some county for like city council, but he won by 92% and just get it and then just tweet, I'm back.
00:54:38.000 Can't stop, won't stop.
00:54:39.000 I'm just telling you, if anyone else, if I were able to do it, I would just run a national campaign.
00:54:43.000 Like, you've had a problem, Manatee County.
00:54:46.000 There's been no accountability for your dog catchers.
00:54:48.000 Well, that ends today.
00:54:50.000 I'd spend that on billboards, I'd run them even outside of Florida, just so that there would be no chance of an opponent getting the upper hand.
00:54:58.000 Unfortunately, election laws say that unless I'm Hillary Clinton and I have a timeshare for two weeks, I actually have to live in Florida.
00:55:04.000 How fun would it be though to make commercials for that against the other guy?
00:55:08.000 I hear he kills the dogs once they get in the car.
00:55:11.000 Yeah!
00:55:12.000 Tell us about your freezer, Candidate X!
00:55:17.000 There are so many Republican governors out there that could just do this.
00:55:20.000 Yeah.
00:55:21.000 This is all you have to do is just a nod to big tech to say, we're watching, we understand what you're doing, and you have to stop.
00:55:27.000 And you know what?
00:55:27.000 This is an example of something that I think, look, I think they would eat, they would just eat the bill if it were Donald Trump, $100,000 a day, but they're not going to do it with every single local city council representative.
00:55:37.000 Not at all.
00:55:37.000 All right, let's leave them on.
00:55:38.000 Because think about it for a second.
00:55:39.000 You should not be able to censor someone running for office who represents almost half of the constituency.
00:55:45.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:55:46.000 I mean, how many Republican governors are there right now?
00:55:48.000 I think it's well over half.
00:55:49.000 I can't remember the exact number, but if every one of them did that right now, Big Tech would have to change what they do.
00:55:55.000 They would have to.
00:55:55.000 They'd be forced to.
00:55:56.000 Let's just have another hearing!
00:55:58.000 More soundbites.
00:56:00.000 He also introduced a bill, DeSantis, by the way, on election security.
00:56:04.000 So he introduced the big tech bill.
00:56:05.000 Oh no.
00:56:06.000 Kind of some issues near and dear to my compromised heart.
00:56:12.000 Just the outflow.
00:56:13.000 Here's the election security bill.
00:56:18.000 No mass mail-in voting, no ballot harvesting, signature verification, meaningful observation of signature matching, no grants from third-party organizations, real-time reporting of voter turnout at the precinct level, and election supervisors must report the number of ballots requested, how many have been received, and how many are left to be counted.
00:56:36.000 It's almost like, without pointing it out, this is made to address the last election.
00:56:43.000 It's almost like it covers all of the bases.
00:56:47.000 This is all very reasonable, by the way.
00:56:49.000 Yeah.
00:56:50.000 A signature?
00:56:51.000 Yeah, 10 years ago, if you'd have said, hey, these are the rules, I'd be like, well, fine.
00:56:53.000 Go ahead.
00:56:54.000 Nobody's going to oppose that.
00:56:55.000 Go for it.
00:56:56.000 It's remarkable.
00:56:56.000 My wife, my wife cannot call into my bank to raise my credit card limit and I don't even use it.
00:57:03.000 It's just so that that way it's better for your credit score apparently.
00:57:06.000 My wife can't do it even though I've authorized her 15 times but someone can fill out my down ticket ballot without even my John Hancock so that Uncle Sam is a little wise to what's going on.
00:57:18.000 It's remarkable to me.
00:57:20.000 Unbelievable.
00:57:21.000 She started doing it once she heard about your heart.
00:57:26.000 Gotta think ahead.
00:57:26.000 That's true.
00:57:27.000 The Joussainis.
00:57:28.000 Nice.
00:57:29.000 Yeah.
00:57:30.000 Here's another one, by the way.
00:57:31.000 A Joussainis.
00:57:32.000 I'm not sure if you've heard of it.
00:57:33.000 I've heard of it.
00:57:34.000 I've heard of it.
00:57:35.000 Just DeSantis.
00:57:37.000 I really wish this guy would run.
00:57:38.000 I think he will.
00:57:39.000 He needs to.
00:57:40.000 There's so much time between now and when that's going to happen.
00:57:43.000 He doesn't need to say a word about it now.
00:57:45.000 Just keep doing what he's doing.
00:57:47.000 Do you think he's playing it coyly?
00:57:48.000 No.
00:57:49.000 No.
00:57:49.000 I think, I think every politician that, well not every, there's so many politicians who would say, I would never do that, I am too busy doing the job for the people that I'm sorry, you want me to be president?
00:57:57.000 Yes.
00:57:57.000 Yes, I would run for president, in fact.
00:57:59.000 Now that you talk about it, I mean.
00:58:01.000 Could you, could you imagine this guy debate, well, I mean, he wouldn't be debating Biden, he'd probably be debating Harris, but let's just say in a world, could you imagine him?
00:58:09.000 What, do you get to sub in people?
00:58:11.000 Like, what is this, phone a friend?
00:58:12.000 Listen, listen, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:58:14.000 Actuary tables.
00:58:15.000 So.
00:58:16.000 That's Fianna.
00:58:19.000 Um, could you imagine him debating, though, Joe Biden?
00:58:21.000 It would be like all the things you like about Donald Trump, minus the lack of discipline.
00:58:24.000 Right.
00:58:25.000 He won't get distracted.
00:58:26.000 Yeah.
00:58:26.000 He'll be able to, like, when Biden has, you know, says the N-word, he'll be like, wait, what?
00:58:29.000 Did you just, huh?
00:58:31.000 Did you just say the N-word?
00:58:32.000 Like, he would call him out.
00:58:33.000 Did you just fart on stage?
00:58:34.000 No!
00:58:35.000 Come on, man.
00:58:37.000 Ahoy!
00:58:39.000 So I would just love to see this guy run.
00:58:41.000 Who would you like to see most?
00:58:42.000 It's too early and I'm not in the business of endorsing candidates.
00:58:45.000 Funny enough, the person I probably agree with most in politics is Rand Paul.
00:58:49.000 I have no interest in seeing him run for president.
00:58:51.000 Agreed, yeah.
00:58:52.000 It's the hair.
00:58:53.000 It's the hair.
00:58:54.000 It's the cattiness.
00:58:56.000 Well, Joe Biden said the N-word in a national televide, but not me.
00:59:01.000 I wouldn't do that.
00:59:03.000 I would never do that because I respect the American constituency and I don't think that saying the n-word is something that most of them appreciate.
00:59:12.000 What?
00:59:12.000 I don't want him to be president.
00:59:13.000 Is he a pothead from California?
00:59:15.000 That's pretty much what he sounded like.
00:59:17.000 That's why I love him.
00:59:20.000 Which is the next clip that we have?
00:59:22.000 Yeah.
00:59:23.000 Is it the final clip?
00:59:23.000 Yes.
00:59:24.000 Okay, but first, before that, he also said that Florida, by the way, they wouldn't mandate COVID vaccines.
00:59:27.000 Which, again, I'm not against, or masks, I'm not against vaccines.
00:59:31.000 I'm against triple masking, just because it doesn't, I just don't, which is, you know what, because screw you.
00:59:36.000 That's why, because that's all.
00:59:37.000 That's all you know.
00:59:38.000 I don't want to.
00:59:39.000 I'm against suffocation.
00:59:41.000 Yes, exactly.
00:59:42.000 Sort of where I lie.
00:59:43.000 I would just, let's just see how many people would, if we tell them that 100% effective in reducing transmission is just a plastic bag with a zip tie.
00:59:56.000 It would be 100%.
00:59:56.000 I mean, it would be 100%.
00:59:59.000 You're not lying.
00:59:59.000 Wipe it off.
01:00:00.000 And the person who's going to, if you need said mask, pick it up from Dave's doctor.
01:00:07.000 But I've offered to pay for the vaccine for anyone in this, no one wants it.
01:00:10.000 No.
01:00:11.000 By the way, let me go to the control room.
01:00:12.000 Uh, control room, by the way, can you, um, if you let them know that, um, I'll pay for anyone in this office who wants a COVID vaccine.
01:00:18.000 Yeah.
01:00:18.000 Uh, anyone who wants one, okay?
01:00:19.000 I don't want one.
01:00:19.000 My doctor offered me the Hank Aaron.
01:00:24.000 I'll take a different one, please.
01:00:25.000 No, no, no.
01:00:26.000 No, no, this is yours, Dave.
01:00:30.000 My doctor offered me the Aaron Spelling.
01:00:31.000 I just came around and was like, what is this?
01:00:34.000 I look like a half-moon.
01:00:35.000 Is he dead?
01:00:36.000 Aaron Spelling?
01:00:38.000 No, it's a she.
01:00:39.000 She?
01:00:40.000 She is Beverly Hills 90210.
01:00:41.000 I know who you're thinking of.
01:00:42.000 There's someone who has a... I don't know.
01:00:44.000 Wasn't her dad like a producer?
01:00:45.000 Oh yeah, the dad.
01:00:46.000 Wait, was Aaron Spelling?
01:00:47.000 Oh, Tori Spelling!
01:00:48.000 Tori!
01:00:48.000 Tori Spelling's the daughter.
01:00:49.000 Aaron Spelling's the dad.
01:00:51.000 Well then, if he's dead, I'm sorry.
01:00:52.000 Either way, both should be.
01:00:54.000 And now I feel like a jerk.
01:00:55.000 We have issued an apology.
01:00:57.000 I was talking about Tori Spelling, clearly by the Half Moon reference.
01:01:02.000 She has a book called Storytelling.
01:01:04.000 Get it?
01:01:05.000 Because Tori Spelling?
01:01:07.000 Oh, jeez.
01:01:07.000 Alright, final clip.
01:01:09.000 And we have to get going pretty soon here to Mug Club.
01:01:11.000 We're going to be playing Photoshopped or not and taking your chat.
01:01:14.000 The final clip here is, like President Donald Trump, DeSantis is not a fan of fake news and he's not afraid to call it out.
01:01:21.000 The media is worried about that, obviously.
01:01:23.000 You guys really love that.
01:01:25.000 You don't care as much if it's a, quote, peaceful protest, and then it's fine.
01:01:29.000 You don't care as much if they're celebrating a Biden election.
01:01:33.000 You only care about if it's people that you don't like.
01:01:35.000 So I'm a Bucks fan.
01:01:37.000 I'm damn proud of what they did on Sunday night.
01:01:42.000 And so in terms of the UK variant, here's what we know.
01:01:44.000 We know Based on all the evidence that these vaccines are going to be effective against that.
01:01:53.000 By the way, I love it when there's a press conference and there are people also cheering him.
01:01:57.000 It just goes to show you how different it is when someone actually speaks the opinion that half of all America have.
01:02:04.000 And he's a little bit more articulate, too.
01:02:06.000 He doesn't fumble around with his words.
01:02:09.000 I'm trying to be nice, okay?
01:02:10.000 Stop being nice.
01:02:11.000 I was just saying, Donald Trump, if he said, and I, by the way, obviously I don't like Donald Trump, but Donald Trump, if he were saying that, he would say, look, listen, the news likes that, okay, but really, what we know about the UK variant, okay, because everyone's talking about the UK variant, that's what they're saying, the UK variant, the UK, the United, the variant from the United Kingdom, some people say Britain, it's not just Britain, it's the UK, they have a variant, they have a South African variant, there's a, there's a variant, folks!
01:02:37.000 From Brazil, but we're not talking about that right now.
01:02:40.000 And what do we know, okay?
01:02:41.000 What do we know about the UK variant?
01:02:44.000 Listen, no, excuse me, I'm talking.
01:02:46.000 Stop.
01:02:47.000 The UK variant, the vaccines are fantastic for the UK variant, is what we know.
01:02:53.000 They are so good.
01:02:54.000 And not that the UK variant is not so fantastic.
01:03:00.000 But the vaccine is fantastic, and I'm really happy because we were so worried about the United Kingdom variant.
01:03:09.000 You're like, okay, alright.
01:03:11.000 I give, I give.
01:03:12.000 I'm sorry.
01:03:13.000 I'll never ask another question again, sir.
01:03:15.000 It's like Donald Trump with the media, though.
01:03:16.000 I think that's part of it.
01:03:17.000 He's just constantly running out the clock.
01:03:19.000 Oh, I meant to get to your question!
01:03:23.000 Oh, so sorry!
01:03:26.000 Sorry, Tapper!
01:03:29.000 That's what I like about DeSantos, though.
01:03:30.000 He just shuts him down.
01:03:31.000 He just doesn't give a rat's ass.
01:03:33.000 He's like, next person to be hurt by me.
01:03:38.000 Yeah, like a 90s movie.
01:03:39.000 Next victim.
01:03:39.000 Now who's next?
01:03:41.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:03:43.000 Alright, well listen, we actually have to get going speaking of which we have some more to talk about that, believe it or not, cannot be discussed here on YouTube.
01:03:48.000 The best thing you can do if you're watching, this has been our, is just comment.
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