Louder with Crowder - March 03, 2021


Crowder CALLS OUT Nevada Official on Voter Roll Errors! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 11 minutes

Words per Minute

186.83966

Word Count

13,440

Sentence Count

1,256

Misogynist Sentences

54

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

It's Women's History Month and it's time to celebrate, but what does that mean for the rest of us? Is it a thing now that transgenders are allowed to call themselves "female"? What does it have to do with Dr. Seuss?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Planet down to earth, down, down to earth, low, down to earth, low. What a big green nice choice. What a big ball
00:00:08.000 that you pop and pop and pop and pop and pop.
00:00:12.000 And I know.
00:00:38.000 I know.
00:00:53.000 Hmm.
00:00:55.000 Wonderful slurp.
00:00:56.000 And I had to clear off really quickly some pistachio, not shells, but skins from my, this is what you guys tune into
00:01:01.000 here.
00:01:02.000 Discuss some skins from my keyboard.
00:01:03.000 Does anyone else feel this?
00:01:04.000 This is my question of the day.
00:01:05.000 Before we get into, let me just tell you guys, we have an exclusive here.
00:01:08.000 I called Dan Coolen, the spokesperson for Nevada, uh, the, uh, Clark County.
00:01:15.000 Voting anomalies and the plot thickens.
00:01:16.000 It only gets worse.
00:01:17.000 I really don't want to be doing this anymore, so please tweet this out, comment, comment once you watch this and it's archived because there's a chance it gets removed.
00:01:26.000 I don't know how you dox a spokesperson.
00:01:30.000 But pistachio skins, I only recently got over my guilt because I started buying the bags of shelled pistachios.
00:01:37.000 And I felt like I was cheating.
00:01:38.000 I felt like I was cheating.
00:01:39.000 No.
00:01:39.000 No.
00:01:40.000 You know what I mean, though?
00:01:41.000 When you first start, you feel like you're cheating.
00:01:43.000 Yeah.
00:01:43.000 A little bit.
00:01:44.000 Yeah.
00:01:45.000 It's just, I don't know.
00:01:46.000 Delayed gratification.
00:01:47.000 We have Gerald A. here.
00:01:48.000 How are you?
00:01:49.000 I'm well.
00:01:49.000 How are you?
00:01:49.000 Horror Black Garrett is here.
00:01:50.000 I don't care about who you are.
00:01:51.000 Good morning.
00:01:52.000 And Dave Landau is here.
00:01:53.000 You can follow him on the Twitter.
00:01:54.000 And his show's coming up in Omaha, Nebraska, right?
00:01:56.000 Yes.
00:01:57.000 The Funny Bone.
00:01:57.000 The Funny Bone?
00:01:59.000 Ahoy hoy.
00:01:59.000 This weekend.
00:02:00.000 The Funny Bone, Nebraska.
00:02:02.000 Yeah, I didn't recognize him with his Gap Kids sweater.
00:02:04.000 Yes.
00:02:05.000 Well, they only make it for children.
00:02:07.000 They also have a little biker jacket it comes with.
00:02:10.000 So he went two stores over from Hot Topic where he gets his Danzig t-shirts.
00:02:14.000 That's right.
00:02:15.000 To Gap Kids to support the AIDS campaign.
00:02:17.000 That's correct.
00:02:18.000 It's also where I get my chain wallets.
00:02:19.000 Very nice.
00:02:20.000 Oh, nice.
00:02:20.000 Pretty cool.
00:02:21.000 You're not gonna take my wallet unless you pull real hard.
00:02:23.000 Well, it's for aesthetic purposes.
00:02:25.000 They're not functional at all.
00:02:26.000 They actually just make it easier to take your wallet.
00:02:28.000 Oh.
00:02:28.000 Oh.
00:02:29.000 Yeah.
00:02:29.000 That sucks.
00:02:30.000 That's why you're poor.
00:02:32.000 It's just a microcosm of Mike Tyson.
00:02:34.000 His was $150 million.
00:02:35.000 His was his Gap Kids wallet.
00:02:36.000 Okay.
00:02:37.000 I also did keep leopards in my backyard with television.
00:02:41.000 Tigers.
00:02:42.000 Know your predatory felines.
00:02:44.000 So we're going to be talking about Cuomo today, the sexual harassment allegations, also killing her grandparents, as well as Governor Whitmer in Michigan.
00:02:52.000 Now there are sights set on her.
00:02:54.000 Figuratively, I don't mean an actual scope sight.
00:02:55.000 Let's be careful.
00:02:57.000 And we'll be showcasing that phone call a little later on and talking about Dr. Seuss, who's been canceled.
00:03:03.000 But first, it's no longer Black History Month.
00:03:07.000 They're just a distant memory.
00:03:07.000 They don't matter.
00:03:10.000 Now it is though, and of course you want to keep in the loop, it's Women's History Month.
00:03:14.000 That's my time in the haunt for you. That's how all women walk.
00:03:24.000 Yes, pretty much.
00:03:25.000 What world do you live in, Dave?
00:03:27.000 So, Women's History Month.
00:03:29.000 I don't know anymore.
00:03:30.000 Women with an X, because we'd want to remove men.
00:03:33.000 That's true, yeah.
00:03:33.000 Inclusive!
00:03:35.000 Makes sense.
00:03:36.000 Oh my god.
00:03:37.000 Why not?
00:03:38.000 Stop making it a thing.
00:03:39.000 Latin X is not a thing.
00:03:40.000 It'll never be a thing.
00:03:41.000 Stop trying to make it a thing.
00:03:42.000 Latino, Latina, men, women.
00:03:44.000 Nobody wants it.
00:03:45.000 And by the way, all you've done is point out that transgender males to females are not really females!
00:03:51.000 Because you've drawn attention with the X, for crying out loud!
00:03:54.000 It's a label for a chromosome!
00:03:56.000 All right, it's Women's History Month.
00:03:58.000 They're pronouncing women, they're spelling it with an X now.
00:04:01.000 I know, I thought it was Latinex.
00:04:02.000 It's Latina X?
00:04:03.000 It's Latinex.
00:04:04.000 I don't know.
00:04:05.000 Triple X?
00:04:06.000 I'm so tired of this.
00:04:07.000 Like Vin Diesel?
00:04:08.000 Uh, a fact.
00:04:09.000 The things I do for my country.
00:04:11.000 Yeah, like graduate!
00:04:14.000 On November 24th, 1762, Edward Gibbon, author of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, is credited with being the first person to ever write down The word sandwich.
00:04:25.000 Oh, wow.
00:04:26.000 You know, women's history.
00:04:28.000 Merch store, ladlethecrowdershop.com is how you can support this program.
00:04:31.000 And the best thing you can do, look, is we're live Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
00:04:36.000 Eastern.
00:04:37.000 My question to you is, look, let me ask you, we're going to go really quickly to the clip from Governor Abbott.
00:04:43.000 He's in a wheelchair.
00:04:45.000 Ew.
00:04:45.000 That's still a bad one.
00:04:47.000 Doesn't matter.
00:04:48.000 It still works.
00:04:50.000 Oh, really?
00:04:52.000 Seriously.
00:04:53.000 Not like Larry Flint, then.
00:04:55.000 I thought it did work for Larry Flint.
00:04:56.000 No, I thought it stopped working.
00:04:58.000 That was the whole irony.
00:04:59.000 He's like, the one thing that I love won't work.
00:05:03.000 Screw the leg of corrupting young children.
00:05:06.000 It's as dead as my AIDS wife.
00:05:08.000 That's what Larry Flint said.
00:05:09.000 He said, blah!
00:05:11.000 That's what Larry Flint said.
00:05:12.000 Didn't he just die?
00:05:12.000 Yeah.
00:05:14.000 Tragic.
00:05:15.000 That's a tragedy if I've ever heard it.
00:05:17.000 So I want to know what you think of, speaking of tragedies, Texas and Mississippi going to be the first big states to lift the mask mandate.
00:05:26.000 Or as I give them credit for, I don't give them any credit at all because there never should have been a mask mandate.
00:05:32.000 But I want to know what you guys think because if you go to the Reddit Austin subreddit, they are freaking out.
00:05:39.000 It is like a Honduran caravan at the border, asses and elbows, they have no idea what to do with this.
00:05:47.000 I want to know what you guys think, though, and if you would like to see the mask mandate actually completely lifted.
00:05:50.000 When the rubber meets the road, do you want to see no mask mandate?
00:05:55.000 Are you still a little bit scared?
00:05:56.000 So you can just comment, let me know.
00:05:58.000 Here is Governor Abbott announcing, here he is, that they're lifting the mask mandate.
00:06:05.000 I'm issuing a new executive order that rescinds most of the earlier executive orders.
00:06:11.000 Effective next Wednesday, all businesses of any type are allowed to open 100%.
00:06:19.000 100% that includes any type of entity in Texas. Also, I am ending the statewide
00:06:35.000 mask mandate. Very nice. And then they bring that podium back to the elementary
00:06:41.000 school. Right. That's a ballsy move that they did an open-faced podium. Yes. They did it very
00:06:47.000 consciously. He's like, you know, can we do a closed-face podium? I think it's more powerful.
00:06:51.000 They're like, you know what?
00:06:52.000 Mmm.
00:06:53.000 Use what you got.
00:06:55.000 I want you to see my power wheels.
00:06:56.000 I want people to see those wheels like the kid from Burger King Kids Club.
00:07:00.000 I want you to wheel in and we're gonna, if you could actually, if you could just have a little hitch in your wheel just to draw attention.
00:07:05.000 What's wrong with this thing?
00:07:07.000 It's tough living in a wheelchair!
00:07:09.000 I've got a fact check, Dave Landa, by the way.
00:07:11.000 According to ABC News, Larry Flint actually had an implant.
00:07:15.000 So it worked marvelously.
00:07:16.000 Oh, it did work!
00:07:17.000 Okay, but back when he did first get paralyzed by gunfire.
00:07:22.000 Yeah.
00:07:22.000 It did not work.
00:07:23.000 So you're right and wrong.
00:07:25.000 Yeah.
00:07:25.000 So, you know, just like Larry Flint.
00:07:28.000 He was the first trans!
00:07:30.000 What?
00:07:31.000 Paraplegics can have implants, too.
00:07:32.000 Not by choice.
00:07:34.000 Now, just to be clear, they're following Florida's lead.
00:07:37.000 People act like this is unheard of, although it's unprecedented.
00:07:39.000 Florida never had a mask mandate, mind you.
00:07:42.000 And Florida has done really pretty well.
00:07:44.000 Now, I know you can't say Florida is number one.
00:07:46.000 This is the argument that people try and make, right?
00:07:47.000 Florida's not the number one state, right?
00:07:49.000 But if you look at the top states with the worst death rates, almost all blue with severe lockdown.
00:07:52.000 So if you were to do the correlation equals causation kind of connection there, you would have to And I'm not saying this is accurate.
00:08:00.000 You look at it.
00:08:00.000 If you're an alien who landed on planet Earth, you would say, let me see what is working in this pandemic.
00:08:07.000 Oh, shit.
00:08:08.000 New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey, death rates, death rates, death rates, lockdowns cause death rates.
00:08:14.000 That's what you would do.
00:08:15.000 Pretty much.
00:08:15.000 That's what you would say.
00:08:16.000 You wouldn't look to Florida.
00:08:18.000 No.
00:08:18.000 And Florida kept their economy.
00:08:20.000 By the way.
00:08:20.000 Yes.
00:08:21.000 Right?
00:08:21.000 So I would love to see the stats on how many businesses stayed open that didn't have to close like all these other states.
00:08:25.000 Oh yeah, I thought I wrote that down.
00:08:26.000 I don't have it.
00:08:27.000 I've always said the best way for a business to make money is to let them open up.
00:08:31.000 Yes.
00:08:32.000 That would be the first step.
00:08:33.000 It would seem like a start.
00:08:34.000 Let them do business.
00:08:35.000 That's just how I feel about it.
00:08:36.000 Open your doors.
00:08:38.000 It's a little radical.
00:08:39.000 The first step should be, hey, can we ensure that people are still able to operate their business?
00:08:44.000 Can we ensure that people can still remain employed?
00:08:46.000 The conversation starts with, I would like to run a business.
00:08:49.000 And the response Should be.
00:08:51.000 Yes.
00:08:54.000 Some would say you should want that.
00:08:55.000 I know that half the country thinks it should be no, no, no, no, no, and $1,400 every few
00:08:59.000 months will fix it, but that is incorrect.
00:09:02.000 So Texas and Florida have had significantly fewer deaths, right, despite having higher
00:09:07.000 populations than a lot of states.
00:09:08.000 And if you look at the per capita death rates, they are not toward the top, not like New
00:09:11.000 York, not like New Jersey, not like, I believe, Michigan.
00:09:15.000 And we don't even really know those numbers exactly because they've really tried to make
00:09:18.000 some numbers a little murky, which we'll get to in a second.
00:09:21.000 This went from two, remember, in this new year, they were talking about how the rates
00:09:25.000 were at their highest ever.
00:09:26.000 Texas went from 20,000 new cases a day in January to 7,000 a day in March.
00:09:32.000 And I know what you're saying.
00:09:33.000 I know what you're going to say.
00:09:34.000 Hey, well, that's from Joe Biden's vaccine.
00:09:35.000 First off, Donald Trump had the vaccine.
00:09:37.000 Second, this is long before vaccines could have kicked in.
00:09:39.000 The rates would not have been going down in January, especially if you look at Fauci's arrogant little smug smile with Rand Paul saying, there's no science on herd immunity.
00:09:48.000 So don't try and throw it in my face now.
00:09:50.000 By the way, you can look on those graphs and see where the mask mandates went into effect, and it just went straight up from there.
00:09:56.000 That's the best I could do on the sounds, by the way.
00:09:58.000 Sorry.
00:09:58.000 That's pretty bad.
00:09:59.000 Yeah, it was really bad.
00:10:00.000 That's why I don't really do it.
00:10:01.000 I was uncomfortable.
00:10:02.000 I wouldn't answer the open casting call for Police Academy 9.
00:10:05.000 No.
00:10:06.000 I could do that.
00:10:07.000 Not really.
00:10:07.000 Wrong caller, Gerald.
00:10:09.000 It's about skills, Stephen.
00:10:11.000 Can't take a job from a black man.
00:10:12.000 Here's something else, too, before we get to Cuomo raping people, allegedly.
00:10:14.000 Allegedly.
00:10:16.000 John Brennan.
00:10:18.000 This was a clip.
00:10:19.000 Is John Brennan the CIA director?
00:10:21.000 CIA former?
00:10:21.000 Oh, I thought you meant the jerk.
00:10:23.000 Was it director?
00:10:24.000 What's the official title?
00:10:25.000 Yeah, director.
00:10:26.000 I believe it's director of CIA.
00:10:28.000 Another person who people don't like in a long line of CIA operatives who people don't like just said this yesterday that he is ashamed to be white.
00:10:37.000 Well I must say, to Claire's point, I'm increasingly embarrassed to be a white male these days.
00:10:41.000 I don't know if what I see are my other white males saying, but it just shows that with very few exceptions like Mitt Romney, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, there are so few Republicans in Congress who value truth, honesty, and integrity.
00:10:57.000 And so they'll continue to gaslight the country the way that Donald Trump did.
00:11:01.000 Oh, it was a list of truth, honesty, and integrity.
00:11:03.000 I thought you were listing the asshole of the day.
00:11:05.000 Oh, that list makes way more sense.
00:11:07.000 They're like, Mitt Romney, Liz Cheney, Ghost of Larry Flynn, Ted Kennedy's driver.
00:11:13.000 Do people realize they don't have to have books behind them like that every time?
00:11:17.000 I read every one of these books!
00:11:19.000 I can't stop reading.
00:11:20.000 I hate white people.
00:11:21.000 Really?
00:11:22.000 What is that one?
00:11:23.000 I don't know.
00:11:24.000 Have you read it?
00:11:25.000 I have no idea.
00:11:26.000 It's not a real book.
00:11:26.000 I'll give you one more.
00:11:27.000 When I used to do it from Grand Rapids, Michigan, Fox News, they had a green screen.
00:11:32.000 And they would green screen in a shelf of books.
00:11:34.000 Oh, come on.
00:11:35.000 They would go, do you want the Skyline background or the book background?
00:11:38.000 I would say Skyline.
00:11:39.000 They go, people usually like the books.
00:11:41.000 I said, I don't want them.
00:11:42.000 You look studious.
00:11:43.000 Skyline.
00:11:44.000 I know you think that I seem more qualified to appear on Neil Cavuto if I have a couple copies of War and Peace.
00:11:49.000 I haven't read it.
00:11:49.000 I don't plan on reading it.
00:11:50.000 And I don't like you.
00:11:51.000 It seems terrible.
00:11:52.000 So he's ashamed.
00:11:53.000 Brennan.
00:11:54.000 Ashamed to be a white male.
00:11:56.000 Have you noticed this?
00:11:58.000 It seems to me that there is a direct relationship.
00:12:01.000 If you are a male with a penis, you're born a male, you should be ashamed.
00:12:05.000 Toxic masculinity.
00:12:07.000 But we want to praise, we want to celebrate fake penises on former women.
00:12:12.000 I love that we get to say if you're a male with a penis.
00:12:15.000 Yes, yes, exactly.
00:12:16.000 The distinction must be made.
00:12:18.000 Also, how old is that guy?
00:12:19.000 I bet he didn't mind being white when he was signing up for the job, being in the CIS.
00:12:25.000 He's like, you know, now I don't like it, but at the time, pretty happy about this.
00:12:29.000 Also, it made it pretty easy for me to pick up my BLT at the front of the diner.
00:12:34.000 And with the history of the CIA, you're pissed off at somebody gaslighting.
00:12:37.000 Come on, guys.
00:12:38.000 And if I thought they were going to run out of pie, I'd just clear a path with some German shepherds and fire hoses.
00:12:43.000 One time a woman wouldn't get up.
00:12:47.000 Sorry.
00:12:50.000 How's that branch, Dave?
00:12:52.000 So this is something I've noticed.
00:12:54.000 We praise men.
00:12:56.000 who were formerly women with fake penises and we shame men who were born with penises and it's
00:13:00.000 something I haven't understood and so here to explain it in more scientific terms we have
00:13:04.000 Professor Penis.
00:13:12.000 All right thank you.
00:13:16.000 Professor Penis, thank you for being here, sir.
00:13:17.000 Oh, thank you for having me.
00:13:19.000 And you are going to explain to us... Yeah, I would like to first start off by... I think you need to step forward into the light a little bit, Professor Penis.
00:13:24.000 Yeah, don't be ashamed.
00:13:24.000 There you go.
00:13:25.000 I would like to first start by stating that I am a real doctor and a real scientist.
00:13:29.000 Oh, so, yeah.
00:13:30.000 Okay.
00:13:30.000 M.D., how many pieces does he have attached?
00:13:32.000 Does he have a real penis?
00:13:33.000 Yes, I have several.
00:13:36.000 Right here, you can see on the title, I'm going to explain the correlation between penis reality and the pride-shame spectrum.
00:13:44.000 Oh, okay.
00:13:45.000 That's a word that people use.
00:13:46.000 Start here.
00:13:47.000 Okay.
00:13:51.000 Right here, so we have this y-axis, Pride vs. Shame, and Real Penis vs. Artificial Penis.
00:13:59.000 Right, or it could also be, it could be an artifact, it could be a synthetic, it could be a... Oh, imaginary, yeah, even imaginary.
00:14:05.000 Well, no, but yeah.
00:14:06.000 Yes.
00:14:07.000 Yes to everything.
00:14:09.000 Alright, right here we have where most human males exist in the real penis quadrant.
00:14:16.000 That's what I'm most familiar with, yeah.
00:14:17.000 And you would see as it is more real, the shame, which is the opposite of pride, goes down to almost non-existent levels.
00:14:26.000 So it goes into shame.
00:14:27.000 Yes, it goes into shame.
00:14:28.000 So as your penis is real, Yeah, pride declines and it's in the very shame quadrant there.
00:14:35.000 As you can see, as your penis becomes more artificial or imaginary, the pride increases exponentially.
00:14:44.000 Yes.
00:14:45.000 Now, what if you're just a guy lying about the size of your penis?
00:14:48.000 Yeah.
00:14:49.000 That might be in this area.
00:14:51.000 Okay, because there's a little imagination.
00:14:54.000 Yeah, it's their imaginative.
00:14:56.000 Right.
00:14:56.000 For sure.
00:14:57.000 It's like Never Never Land.
00:14:59.000 You think of a big penis and you can fly.
00:15:01.000 Oh, I thought you meant a pop star bangs you.
00:15:03.000 Yes, well, don't touch the monkey.
00:15:05.000 He's vicious!
00:15:06.000 Don't give the chimpanzee Jesus!
00:15:08.000 No, Bob, stop it!
00:15:09.000 Is there anything else that we need to know?
00:15:12.000 No, that about sums it up.
00:15:13.000 Well, thank you very much, Professor Dr. Penis.
00:15:16.000 We appreciate you.
00:15:17.000 That concludes the report.
00:15:19.000 Thank you.
00:15:20.000 Cool, thank you.
00:15:21.000 Brilliant.
00:15:22.000 Brilliant work.
00:15:23.000 Brilliant man.
00:15:24.000 Yes.
00:15:25.000 I'm glad he's with us, you know.
00:15:26.000 Trust the science, Stephen.
00:15:27.000 He asked me for a dollar.
00:15:36.000 Yeah.
00:15:37.000 Yeah, me too.
00:15:37.000 I didn't want to bring it up.
00:15:39.000 I think he more so suggested, and you didn't have to roll it up and put it in his boxers.
00:15:43.000 Well, there's ways to do things and ways to not.
00:15:46.000 You put your own spin!
00:15:49.000 Also, let's go into this now.
00:15:50.000 This is something that everyone is talking about.
00:15:52.000 I don't know if I think that Cuomo is an actual rapist.
00:15:54.000 I know everyone's saying that he is.
00:15:56.000 I know everyone's saying that he raped people.
00:15:58.000 Only by today's standards.
00:16:00.000 Right.
00:16:01.000 I will tell you this.
00:16:02.000 In the spirit of being consistent, I think what he's done is creepy.
00:16:07.000 I think it's an abuse of power.
00:16:09.000 Like Joe Creepy.
00:16:10.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:11.000 No, his is sniffing kids.
00:16:12.000 That's Buffalo Bill level.
00:16:15.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:16:16.000 That's tucking it and looking in the mirror and getting aroused from the tuck.
00:16:19.000 That's one for you.
00:16:20.000 Staring at the girl's dad just going, you see what I can do?
00:16:24.000 I own you.
00:16:26.000 You're not gonna do anything, are you?
00:16:28.000 You're a bitch.
00:16:30.000 You smell of butterscotch, but one day you'll smell of... By the way, he was calling the dad a bitch, not the girl.
00:16:34.000 Right, not the girl.
00:16:35.000 Just to be clear, you would never use that pejorative for women.
00:16:38.000 It's okay to use it for men.
00:16:39.000 Especially not in March.
00:16:40.000 So there have been some new accusations here, so let's just be clear about this.
00:16:44.000 It's the double standard, okay?
00:16:46.000 It is about the hypocrisy, because Cuomo has tried to get people cancelled for far less, and they've said, open-ended, without exceptions, believe all women, period.
00:16:57.000 Lest you think that I'm making this up, here's Cuomo previously, I believe during the Kavanaugh hearings.
00:17:03.000 There is a disrespect for women that this administration chronically exemplifies.
00:17:15.000 They have always diminished the charges of women.
00:17:20.000 Always.
00:17:21.000 Consistently.
00:17:23.000 And they're doing it again.
00:17:25.000 To cheapen or ridicule the pain a woman suffers for a sexual attack is disgusting.
00:17:39.000 Sexist and disgusting.
00:17:42.000 It's disgusting.
00:17:42.000 It's your turkey neck.
00:17:43.000 No.
00:17:45.000 So here's the thing.
00:17:46.000 Last week, right, there were the first two accusations.
00:17:48.000 Now we're on number three, kids.
00:17:49.000 The first two were Lindsey Boylan, Charlotte Bennett, right?
00:17:52.000 They came out and talked about the sexual harassment.
00:17:54.000 And you wouldn't want to diminish, well, Cuomo said, at work, sometimes I think I am being playful and make jokes that I think are funny.
00:18:03.000 To be clear, I never inappropriately touched anybody, and I never propositioned anybody, and I never intended to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
00:18:11.000 But these are allegations that New Yorkers deserve answers to.
00:18:14.000 So he was being playful with their tits.
00:18:16.000 Yeah, just banging them around.
00:18:17.000 I pulled out my meat rocket and I was like, hey!
00:18:21.000 Take a look!
00:18:23.000 You guys want to find the best meatball sub in town?
00:18:26.000 It ain't Subway!
00:18:28.000 Quiznos ain't got nothing on me!
00:18:30.000 I'm a guinea!
00:18:31.000 I touch!
00:18:32.000 How about a 12-inch?
00:18:34.000 You ever hear about the Moors in Sicily?
00:18:37.000 Let me tell you about them.
00:18:38.000 You're part eggplant.
00:18:39.000 The apple don't fall too far from the dark barked tree!
00:18:45.000 Let me see those nipples!
00:18:49.000 It's a joke.
00:18:50.000 It's a joke!
00:18:50.000 It was a goof.
00:18:52.000 I was messing around.
00:18:53.000 It was a goof.
00:18:54.000 What, I'm not supposed to look at him?
00:18:57.000 You're pregnant!
00:19:00.000 Look at his baby fetus.
00:19:01.000 Come on, look at that.
00:19:03.000 Look at that.
00:19:04.000 I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable.
00:19:06.000 Can you get a barbell in there?
00:19:08.000 This is how we do it in Italian families.
00:19:10.000 You should see what I do with Ma.
00:19:12.000 Yeah, I do this to my sister.
00:19:14.000 It ain't weird.
00:19:15.000 It ain't weird at all.
00:19:16.000 It's culture.
00:19:16.000 Sometimes I hook her up to the milking machine, right?
00:19:19.000 I just, I'm not, I just... I like to watch!
00:19:25.000 By the way, hit the notification bell if you're subscribed on YouTube and you want more of this.
00:19:29.000 I promise you, there is some pretty bombshells later on.
00:19:32.000 We called the Clark County... It's coming down the pipe.
00:19:34.000 There is more of this.
00:19:35.000 Hey, knock knock.
00:19:36.000 Oh, hey!
00:19:37.000 Who's there?
00:19:38.000 My.
00:19:40.000 My what?
00:19:41.000 My cocking jaw.
00:19:44.000 That's not even a joke.
00:19:46.000 That's just my Saturday afternoon schedule.
00:19:48.000 Hey, don't go to the door.
00:19:50.000 It don't unlock.
00:19:53.000 Unless it's my brother and his wife is in there taking a bleach bath.
00:19:57.000 She doesn't like being bothered when she's advocating for bleach baths to get rid of COVID.
00:20:02.000 Nary a fact check around.
00:20:04.000 I don't know.
00:20:05.000 Maybe it's because she's got a nice set.
00:20:07.000 Yep, she's trash.
00:20:11.000 So now there's a third woman to come forward.
00:20:14.000 Anna, is it Rooch?
00:20:16.000 Ruck, this is one of those things I've only read the name.
00:20:18.000 Keep in mind, this is one thing I need everyone out there to know.
00:20:20.000 I only read a lot of these because I try to avoid watching too much news.
00:20:23.000 And then I get caught and I'm like, wait a second, I've read this name 50 times.
00:20:26.000 I don't know how it's pronounced.
00:20:27.000 I believe it's Anna Ruch.
00:20:28.000 Could be Anna Ruck.
00:20:29.000 I don't care because she's just another nameless face in a rabble of victims who've had their breasts scoped.
00:20:36.000 So she was a former White House photographer and allegedly told the New York Times that Cuomo asked to kiss her at a wedding after aggressively placing his hands on her cheeks.
00:20:48.000 And by the way, you know, to be clear, he could have just been putting a hit out on her.
00:20:51.000 That's very true, but it's a little bit worse than that.
00:20:53.000 He actually had never met her before, put his hand on the small of her back, she removed the hand, and he goes, oh, you're aggressive!
00:20:58.000 And puts his hands on her face and says, You wanna know how I got this guy?
00:21:01.000 Give me a kiss!
00:21:01.000 That's how he reads that?
00:21:03.000 Taking my hand off the back?
00:21:06.000 It's like, don't touch me!
00:21:07.000 Hey!
00:21:08.000 She wants to get scooped!
00:21:09.000 Yeah!
00:21:10.000 I'll choke you instead!
00:21:11.000 Playing hard to get, I like it!
00:21:12.000 Playing hard to get, I will call the police!
00:21:15.000 Yeah, I run the police!
00:21:17.000 I defunded the bastards, show me your tits!
00:21:22.000 That's not just- Hey, look, look!
00:21:25.000 I'll try and unhook your bra, you call the cops, see which one acts- happens first, okay?
00:21:30.000 See who gets here first.
00:21:32.000 I'm faster unhooking that than Uber Eats Priority.
00:21:36.000 Your tits are gonna be out of place before you know about it.
00:21:39.000 I'm the governor, what are you gonna do?
00:21:41.000 So- Hell on me?
00:21:44.000 Nobody's gonna believe you.
00:21:46.000 Oh yeah, you know what?
00:21:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:47.000 No, listen.
00:21:47.000 You wanna... I just... You're uncomfortable?
00:21:49.000 Alright, let me... I'll have you tell on me.
00:21:51.000 How about you go tell my secretary and she'll put it in this nice little pile of shut-the-fuck-up papers.
00:21:57.000 How about that?
00:21:59.000 I burn those.
00:22:02.000 And I don't even have to.
00:22:03.000 We got a shredder.
00:22:04.000 It's ceremonial.
00:22:05.000 I got a kick out of it.
00:22:07.000 I put your complaints right next to COVID numbers, and I burn them.
00:22:10.000 I burn them, and not to mention, we get that thing burning hot enough, we can toss the old shriveled bodies in there.
00:22:19.000 Very useful.
00:22:19.000 Like Frank Stallone, sing it, take it back over a trash fire.
00:22:23.000 That's what we do with the nursing home bodies.
00:22:25.000 I make you sausage, I make you peppers, and you make me finish.
00:22:31.000 I'm just sorry.
00:22:32.000 Listen, I don't think that he's a rapist.
00:22:34.000 I don't think that, which everyone else is saying about him, and I just think you guys go way too far when you say that Governor Cuomo's a rapist.
00:22:39.000 Come on guys, don't say that.
00:22:40.000 Comment, comment, comment, by the way, is the best thing you can do for this show, for the algorithms.
00:22:44.000 Don't imply, don't repeat any information that people are putting out there that Cuomo's a rapist.
00:22:48.000 He's not.
00:22:49.000 He just grabbed his cheeks.
00:22:50.000 Don't do that.
00:22:51.000 Both cheeks, four cheeks, and grabs them, and kisses women, and makes them uncomfortable.
00:22:56.000 If I were a husband, I would kick his ass if my wife worked for him.
00:23:01.000 Now what's most surprising to me is... I would hold his hand while he did my wife.
00:23:06.000 Dave, you have a troubled past.
00:23:08.000 Hey, this is more about you, but I'll take what I can get.
00:23:12.000 Cut back in the Mohawk, make yourself look like a lesbian, the governor's none the wiser.
00:23:18.000 Ain't you boys ever in a cuckold?
00:23:22.000 This guy is just the worst, Governor Cuomo.
00:23:24.000 And here's the thing that also strikes me, again, when we're talking about this, it seems like there might have been some people in this administration who were very clear in their admonishing of Donald Trump and anyone who even had any accusations without proof or even verifiably false proof, claims that were disproven, who've remained startlingly silent on this.
00:23:46.000 You know, look, I want the FBI to conduct as thorough an investigation as they possibly can within whatever restraints are imposed upon them.
00:23:55.000 You have to ask yourself, why would anybody put themselves through this if they did not believe that they had important information to convey to the Senate?
00:24:06.000 Dr. Ford's account of the most traumatic event of her life was harrowing.
00:24:11.000 You have been a true patriot in fighting for the best of who we are as a country.
00:24:15.000 I believe you are doing that because you love this country and I believe history will show that you are a true profile and courage at this moment in time in the history of our country and I thank you.
00:24:27.000 Just imagine, these are the people who they claim to be heroes, and you look at the people they claim to vilify.
00:24:31.000 I don't know if you remember, when we were kids, like on Saturday, they would have profiles in Courage, and it would be kind of like a PSA, and it would have some war hero, or it would have someone who invented the polio vaccine, or genetically engineered crops that saved billions from starvation before that was a bad thing.
00:24:48.000 Norman Borlaug.
00:24:48.000 Can you just believe if some kid 20 years from now is watching SpongeBob SquarePants and is like, in profiles and courage, crazy lying whore, according to police, Christine Blasey Ford.
00:25:00.000 What I really want to know is how much Coke paid for that little product placement on Ford's desk there.
00:25:05.000 Did you see that?
00:25:06.000 I didn't.
00:25:06.000 Prominently displayed.
00:25:08.000 Yeah, she's like, run, turn.
00:25:09.000 Christine Blasey Ford, go easy on the Pepsi!
00:25:12.000 Rubber sheets are packed.
00:25:13.000 Diet, rape.
00:25:15.000 Jesus!
00:25:16.000 I can't remember!
00:25:17.000 I'm just saying, if you think about it, because it wasn't all in.
00:25:21.000 That's right, yeah.
00:25:23.000 They weren't even in the same county.
00:25:25.000 So this is something else, too.
00:25:27.000 This is something that I think people should really take notice of.
00:25:30.000 It's very obvious right now.
00:25:31.000 It's blatant, right?
00:25:31.000 You'll go, okay, Cuomo, his brother.
00:25:33.000 But this is what happens when you have people in the media.
00:25:36.000 This is why this story had not been covered.
00:25:38.000 And we'll get to Michigan in a second, because we were on this like a dog on a bone for a very long period of time.
00:25:43.000 And now that Cuomo's emergency powers are going to be removed, you're going to see the same thing happen with Governor Whitmer, and oh my god, that means she might actually have to respond to your Freedom of Information requests.
00:25:54.000 But people think, okay, you have Cuomo, his brother's governor, so that's... No, no, look, you have Stephanopoulos, who worked with the Clintons.
00:25:59.000 You have people like Chuck Todd.
00:26:00.000 You have Donna Brazile.
00:26:01.000 When you have half of the media When there are actually people who are either active Clinton or Biden or Obama campaigners or members of the DNC in paid positions and they now work in or run media, not to mention the executives, and you look at their donations, that's when stories like this don't get covered until people start to notice the smell of the bodies.
00:26:26.000 And so then, a clear example of that Which you'll see, but this is the tip of the iceberg.
00:26:31.000 What did the most trusted name in news have to say about this story?
00:26:35.000 Obviously, I'm aware of what's going on with my brother.
00:26:39.000 And obviously, I cannot cover it because he is my brother.
00:26:44.000 Now, of course, CNN has to cover it.
00:26:48.000 They have covered it extensively, and they will continue to do so.
00:26:53.000 I have always cared very deeply about these issues, and profoundly so.
00:27:00.000 I just wanted to tell you that.
00:27:03.000 There's a lot of news going on that matters also, so let's get after that.
00:27:09.000 Let's get distracted by this!
00:27:11.000 Hey!
00:27:12.000 He's bombing it!
00:27:13.000 He's bombing it!
00:27:14.000 It's unbelievable!
00:27:16.000 It's unbelievable!
00:27:17.000 He's like, well, I can't talk about this.
00:27:19.000 Well, you can't talk about it because it's very clear that your brother is wrong.
00:27:23.000 But you had no problem.
00:27:25.000 I love you.
00:27:25.000 I want you to know that.
00:27:26.000 Nothing.
00:27:26.000 I love you.
00:27:27.000 the COVID situation when there were people referring to themselves as Cuomo-sexuals. Remember
00:27:31.000 that? You had Trevor Noah, you had Stephen Colbert, you had Ellen DeGeneres saying Cuomo was just a
00:27:37.000 beacon, he's a shining example of what governors should do, and they identified as Cuomo-sexuals
00:27:43.000 during that time. You had no problem covering it, little Chris. I love you. I want you to know that.
00:27:48.000 Nothing. I love you. Have a good night. What are you looking at?
00:27:53.000 I have the screen.
00:27:54.000 I have the screen right here.
00:27:55.000 I'm not doing anything.
00:27:56.000 Because I don't trust you.
00:27:57.000 I'm not doing anything.
00:27:57.000 So I had to put in the screen.
00:27:58.000 Look at the screen.
00:27:59.000 Okay.
00:27:59.000 Look at the screen right now.
00:28:00.000 Yeah.
00:28:01.000 Yeah, you did.
00:28:02.000 Okay.
00:28:02.000 There's nothing.
00:28:03.000 I'll see you later.
00:28:05.000 Have a good night, Gov.
00:28:06.000 The most trusted name in New Orleans.
00:28:09.000 Rascals.
00:28:10.000 That counts as journalism.
00:28:11.000 You wet scallions!
00:28:13.000 Is that a big Q-tip?
00:28:14.000 Is that a big Q-tip?
00:28:17.000 The worst part about that is that obviously the Cuomos are liars.
00:28:20.000 Not rapists, but liars.
00:28:22.000 And when he said, hey, I'm going to do a funny segment, like a little interesting anecdote.
00:28:26.000 Can someone get Gallagher on the phone?
00:28:29.000 Is Carrot Top available?
00:28:30.000 I need props.
00:28:31.000 I just need a big, big Q-tip.
00:28:33.000 Yes, because of Carrot Top, I was so fond of his work with the booby trap that had hairpins on a bra.
00:28:41.000 Can I get the letter Q on the tip of this?
00:28:44.000 Get it?
00:28:45.000 Because I feel like people might not know.
00:28:46.000 It's a Q-tip?
00:28:47.000 Yeah.
00:28:48.000 But I'm still waiting, by the way, for CNN to come in with breaking news like they did with Donald Trump on every claim.
00:28:53.000 Hold on a second.
00:28:53.000 Keep talking because... I don't think it's going to... Oh, you've got to move that, right?
00:28:59.000 No, he's, well, don't block me.
00:29:01.000 Oh, shoot.
00:29:02.000 Hold on a second.
00:29:04.000 Tell me what's going on on CNN.
00:29:05.000 Nothing is going on on CNN right now.
00:29:07.000 I've got to take this.
00:29:07.000 Alright, just listen.
00:29:08.000 I'm putting it near the door.
00:29:10.000 This is a horrible fire hazard.
00:29:12.000 It is.
00:29:13.000 So nobody use the matches.
00:29:14.000 We're all going to die if this place burns.
00:29:16.000 Not the first time a penis has blocked the door, Cuomo.
00:29:20.000 Do we have it?
00:29:21.000 Yeah, well listen, what's important is they were playing with Q-tips at that point when we knew, of course, that your seniors were dying in record numbers in nursing homes, which is the word of the day!
00:29:35.000 See how you can use it in the comment section in a way that's not so morbid.
00:29:39.000 It's still there.
00:29:41.000 Um, comment word of the day.
00:29:43.000 Now here's what's interesting about this, is Whitmer, okay, now there's been, so now we know about Cuomo, and what bothers me so much is people say, well, how could we know?
00:29:49.000 Well, we did!
00:29:50.000 Yeah.
00:29:52.000 It will be like people saying, hey, how could we know about Christina Gupana?
00:29:55.000 How could we know about what happened in Nevada and Michigan with voter fraud?
00:29:59.000 Why didn't she ask us?
00:30:00.000 Well, we didn't really want to because it wasn't convenient.
00:30:03.000 So listen, we knew this for a long time, and we held a rally in Lansing, Michigan.
00:30:08.000 The only rally that I've ever held in my life, by the way.
00:30:11.000 The only political speech, if you want to call it that, that I've ever done in the last ten years.
00:30:17.000 Because it was so important.
00:30:18.000 I have a 97-year-old grandmother in Michigan, and I saw what was going on, and I saw the media blackout.
00:30:23.000 Because, you know, in Michigan, they have a very strong state media, you know, with MLive.
00:30:27.000 Of course, yeah.
00:30:28.000 There's a really strong state pride, a local culture, and no one was covering what we knew to be true.
00:30:33.000 So now that it's okay, people feel as though they're safe to discuss the truth in media.
00:30:39.000 We have Charlie LeDuff.
00:30:41.000 He's a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist who just filed a lawsuit against Governor Whitmer over Specifically, her failure to comply with FOIA, meaning Freedom of Information requests, on the nursing home death, the data.
00:30:56.000 So specifically the lawsuit centers around now, her failure to comply with FOIA requests.
00:31:01.000 It's almost like if you could go back a year to half a year, someone was talking about it.
00:31:07.000 All of this starts with something very simple, and we don't have it.
00:31:12.000 And that is demanding the truth, knowing the numbers, because we know what we have is a lie.
00:31:17.000 So what can we do?
00:31:18.000 Right now, folks, we've made it very easy.
00:31:20.000 If you go to louderwithcrowder.com, that's our website, one click, you can submit your very own request of information under the Freedom of Information Act.
00:31:28.000 Because she can't deny us all.
00:31:30.000 If you are watching, that I and the people of Michigan all would like to say in unison, Governor Whitmer, you want to conduct that investigation?
00:31:37.000 Donald Trump for mishandling COVID?
00:31:38.000 All right, sweetheart.
00:31:39.000 You first!
00:31:41.000 And of course, by the way, I deeply regret not tucking in my shirt.
00:31:45.000 I really do.
00:31:46.000 You know what's funny?
00:31:46.000 Is that happened, and we had about 3,000-something people there.
00:31:49.000 It was put together last minute.
00:31:50.000 What did the media do?
00:31:51.000 The media said, well, there are only about 200 people there, and he was wearing a tactical vest.
00:31:55.000 First off, it's not a tactical.
00:31:56.000 It's just a bulletproof vest because people want to kill me!
00:31:58.000 Dearborn's not that far!
00:32:01.000 It was 2020, by the way.
00:32:02.000 Yeah, that's true, yeah.
00:32:04.000 Not a good year.
00:32:04.000 Anybody should have been wearing a bulletproof vest in Lansing in 2020.
00:32:07.000 It was a very shitty year.
00:32:11.000 Um, Karen.
00:32:13.000 My wife, Karen.
00:32:15.000 Karen's really had a tough time.
00:32:18.000 By the way, if you name your daughter Karen in 2021, that says more about you.
00:32:22.000 That's mean.
00:32:22.000 Change it to Adolf.
00:32:23.000 So, Whitmer's ex-health director, this is also... And by the way, you can still go to loudearthcreditor.com.
00:32:28.000 All the sources, of course, for every show that we do are available.
00:32:30.000 But you can also go to loudearthcreditor.com slash Whitmer death toll.
00:32:34.000 We had thousands of signs across the state, too, the Whitmer death toll.
00:32:37.000 And I saw them removed from public property, where they then put up, thank you, Governor Whitmer, for saving our lives.
00:32:42.000 Well, you can't have this up on public property, but you can have praising dear leader.
00:32:47.000 Exactly.
00:32:47.000 A little propaganda.
00:32:49.000 So her ex-health director, the plot thickens, Robert Gordon, received a $155,000 payout after he immediately resigned in January.
00:32:59.000 People are saying it might be some hush money.
00:33:01.000 And she, of course, Governor Whitmer, refused to... You know what?
00:33:04.000 I'm not going to use the title Governor.
00:33:06.000 I don't think she's earned it.
00:33:08.000 Okay.
00:33:08.000 What are you going to call her?
00:33:10.000 Crazy match!
00:33:11.000 Wicked Witch of the North?
00:33:13.000 I don't know, I can't because it's a pejorative.
00:33:15.000 But you know what?
00:33:15.000 You guys, you decide.
00:33:18.000 How should I refer to Governor Whitmer?
00:33:19.000 Keep it respectful.
00:33:22.000 I want to lock her in a racquetball court with Governor Cuomo for nine hours, see who comes out.
00:33:27.000 I'd throw in Gavin Newsom and we'd get a deal.
00:33:30.000 So she, again, refused to answer why Gordon's confidential separation agreement required taxpayer dollars.
00:33:37.000 $155,000.
00:33:37.000 Keep in mind of taxpayer dollars.
00:33:39.000 Saying to the Detroit Free Press, who carries her water, I really bristle at that characterization.
00:33:44.000 It is the nature of a separation agreement when someone in a leadership position leaves that there are terms to it and you can't share every term to it.
00:33:51.000 That's simply what it is.
00:33:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:54.000 I get that.
00:33:54.000 Severance, all that.
00:33:57.000 But $155,000 for a health director in a state that didn't do very well?
00:34:02.000 Is there a performance bonus, depending on how many bodies get put in the trough behind the old folks' home?
00:34:08.000 Are you giving them a dollar per scalp that you put in the freezer?
00:34:14.000 I'd be surprised if the health director made $155,000 per year.
00:34:18.000 Well, not on the books.
00:34:19.000 Well, that's what I'm saying.
00:34:20.000 So what kind of deal did you strike?
00:34:22.000 Well, it's like when you recycle newspaper, the health director gets paid in weight.
00:34:26.000 So they just load up a truck, they weigh it at the weighing station, and they pay them based on how many bodies.
00:34:32.000 Plus they get to rifle through the pockets.
00:34:33.000 Right.
00:34:33.000 And then they get to claim flatten the curve.
00:34:35.000 It's like when Bernie Madoff gave away a bunch of bonuses just as the FBI was walking in.
00:34:42.000 Good luck to you.
00:34:42.000 She's got to be feeling the pressure.
00:34:43.000 Run to a bank.
00:34:44.000 It's not real money.
00:34:45.000 Do you think she's going to feel the pressure?
00:34:47.000 Because you're a Michigander.
00:34:48.000 Yeah.
00:34:49.000 I don't know.
00:34:50.000 She seems like a robot.
00:34:51.000 I don't think she has feelings.
00:34:52.000 But I'm saying, do you think that this will go anywhere?
00:34:54.000 Because it's so insulated.
00:34:55.000 People who don't know, Michigan is... Chicago is the most corrupt city, politically.
00:35:00.000 Michigan may be the most corrupt state.
00:35:02.000 Oh, I would agree.
00:35:03.000 Yeah, close anyway.
00:35:04.000 That's why I love it.
00:35:05.000 So I think, look, look at what's happening in New York and California right now with those two governors.
00:35:10.000 You, you think they are bulletproof going through this whole thing where they're writing books about how well they did with COVID when the entire time we knew they were doing a really, really bad job.
00:35:18.000 They're feeling it right now.
00:35:20.000 Obviously Cuomo's feeling it for other reasons, but it took everything coming out at once for the media to finally start picking it up a little bit and not nearly as much as anything else, but it will start happening.
00:35:29.000 This freedom of information lawsuit could be the beginning of it.
00:35:31.000 It could be the beginning of it.
00:35:32.000 I hope that it does.
00:35:33.000 Look, it starts with information.
00:35:34.000 We were never encouraging people to any kind of violence, and we were never encouraging any kind of insurrection.
00:35:39.000 We held a rally with thousands of people outside of the state capitol, and there was not an incident.
00:35:45.000 The place was left cleaner than it was found.
00:35:47.000 I don't know if you can say the same for Antifa or Black Lives Matter.
00:35:49.000 Yeah, but that vest was scary.
00:35:50.000 You just can't.
00:35:51.000 That vest was scary.
00:35:52.000 You can't burn down a bank and go, they really spruced up the place.
00:35:57.000 Well, you had an assault vest on, I think.
00:35:59.000 Yeah!
00:35:59.000 That was really what was going on.
00:36:01.000 Yeah!
00:36:02.000 Yes, I did!
00:36:02.000 There are things that I won't talk about.
00:36:03.000 There was a reason that I had to have that vest and get a diff.
00:36:06.000 That's why I didn't tuck in my shirt.
00:36:07.000 We had to upgrade the vest!
00:36:08.000 Because I said, what's this one?
00:36:09.000 They said, that one's good to 44 Magnum.
00:36:11.000 I said, that ain't gonna cut it!
00:36:12.000 What if they shot you in the face, Harry?
00:36:14.000 Well, you know what? At that point, you just take your chances.
00:36:17.000 Really, I wore the vest for my wife, because the last thing I want really is a concrete milkshake.
00:36:22.000 That's true.
00:36:22.000 Kill me, just don't make me, you know, just don't give me the crooked face like Brennan.
00:36:26.000 Don't make me look like Brennan.
00:36:28.000 Um...
00:36:30.000 Brennan. CIA director, not Brandon.
00:36:32.000 I just want to make sure that we understand it.
00:36:39.000 What's really important though here too is, you know, you asked me this, Dave, and then Brian Callan asked me this.
00:36:43.000 He didn't understand.
00:36:44.000 He said, I just don't understand why would Cuomo and why would Governor Whitmer do this?
00:36:47.000 Why would they put sick people in old folks homes?
00:36:49.000 Now, I don't know this for 100% certainty, so here's what I can tell you we know for certain.
00:36:55.000 In both New York and Michigan, they sent sick patients back into nursing homes. Okay? From what I understand, and
00:37:03.000 it's difficult because of all the obfuscation that's taken place, in Michigan, whether it
00:37:08.000 was an accident or it actually was the result of policy, unlike New York, they would send in
00:37:13.000 young sick patients into old folks homes That's where you saw that 21-year-old man who beat the old man who ended up actually starving himself to death because of depression.
00:37:23.000 This was happening in Michigan.
00:37:24.000 There was a bipartisan bill saying you've got to stop using old folks' homes for quarantining that she vetoed.
00:37:31.000 Again, all of this under the guise of emergency powers which shuts down your church but keeps the 90% THC Alaskan Thunderfuck shop open.
00:37:39.000 Good thing we understand our constitutional rights.
00:37:41.000 But when people ask Why would they do that?
00:37:44.000 It defies reason.
00:37:45.000 I understand it.
00:37:45.000 Why would they do that?
00:37:46.000 Look, that's where you understand the motives.
00:37:48.000 There is no You can comment.
00:37:51.000 You can let me know.
00:37:52.000 Give me a logic trail other than the one that I present to you because I can't think of any other scenario.
00:37:57.000 That's the best thing you can do on YouTube is comment, comment.
00:37:59.000 It helps us here so that people get to watch this show.
00:38:01.000 After the stream.
00:38:02.000 After the stream.
00:38:03.000 We don't do live chat because then we get banned.
00:38:05.000 So the issue here is, let me just finish this real quick.
00:38:08.000 The issue here is there is no other line of logic outside of, and you understand their motivation, We flattened the curve.
00:38:16.000 Right?
00:38:16.000 Because they were going out there with practically trumpets, right?
00:38:19.000 They're going, look, look, look, we flattened the curve.
00:38:22.000 We're one of the states where we're not over hospital capacity.
00:38:24.000 And people are going, well, that's weird.
00:38:26.000 How do you flatten the curve and still have the worst death rates?
00:38:30.000 Well, we flattened the curve because it was all about optics.
00:38:33.000 It was all about re-election campaigns.
00:38:35.000 It was all about their next political post.
00:38:38.000 And they thought, at this time, no one's going to be looking at old folks homes because the one thing, Left, right, centrist, fence, fence sitter, so much of a fence sitter that it's coming out your mouth like Vlad the Impaler from Romania.
00:38:49.000 We still all acknowledge that, look, we know the average death rate for COVID, the average age, is well into the 80s.
00:38:56.000 We know that it's bad for senior citizens.
00:38:58.000 Everyone agreed upon it, and so there is no logical reasoning to put sick patients in old folks' homes outside of for your own political gain.
00:39:09.000 Can someone here, genuinely, give me any other explanation?
00:39:11.000 Yes.
00:39:11.000 Okay.
00:39:12.000 All right, if you believe that punching an old person in the face will cure their COVID, there is no place better than a Michigan nursing home.
00:39:20.000 That makes sense.
00:39:22.000 For a feeling.
00:39:23.000 That's pure Michigan.
00:39:25.000 Also, if you believe that unwilling sex to an elderly will cure your COVID, there is no place better than a Michigan nursing home.
00:39:35.000 When your shaky hands are surpassed only by the shooting neurological pain as you take those last gasping breaths from your ventilator for a sweet breath of fresh northern air, that's pure Michigan.
00:39:48.000 Pure Michigan.
00:39:50.000 I love how we're trying to discern motives, right?
00:39:52.000 By the way, sometimes they do stupid stuff like we're not going to release information in New York because we thought it'd be used against us.
00:39:58.000 That doesn't make any sense at all.
00:39:59.000 We were afraid you might use it against us.
00:40:01.000 The issue here is, again, you see that these people don't fear any accountability, but I'm willing to hear any justification, any reasoning.
00:40:07.000 I really want to hear the reasoning.
00:40:09.000 For the same reason, we'll get to the phone call in a second, where I called Nevada County.
00:40:14.000 Look, give me a reason as to why you had a wrong address, updated it in secret, and gave another wrong address.
00:40:20.000 Anything you got!
00:40:22.000 Spoiler alert, don't have a great explanation.
00:40:25.000 Questions still remain, but I'm a simpleton.
00:40:28.000 Now, here's another story that everyone is talking about.
00:40:30.000 This happened yesterday, of course we had to cover it.
00:40:31.000 Dr. Seuss!
00:40:33.000 There are Dr. Seuss books because of not only racism, but insensitivity.
00:40:38.000 Um, on his birthday, Dr. Seuss Enterprises told the AP that these books portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong.
00:40:45.000 And I think we have an image of the six books that they've thus far found offensive.
00:40:50.000 Um, to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street, If I Ran the Zoo, McGelliot's Pool.
00:40:55.000 Um, there are a bunch of these.
00:40:56.000 Yeah, look, these are some of them that they, uh, they describe as offensive.
00:40:59.000 Uh, I mean, that's just, that's just, uh, Raiden from Mortal Kombat.
00:41:03.000 Are they going to ban Mortal Kombat next?
00:41:05.000 There's a white guy playing Raiden.
00:41:08.000 And they didn't even have to do that!
00:41:09.000 They had to teach a white guy kung-fu just so he could... It's like, just take the Asian!
00:41:13.000 Put him in a rice paddy hat!
00:41:15.000 His heart's getting taken out with a fatality anyway!
00:41:17.000 What do you mean, put him in one?
00:41:19.000 He's already wearing it.
00:41:20.000 No, that's what I'm saying!
00:41:21.000 Just take him off the field!
00:41:22.000 Yes.
00:41:23.000 Take him off the field.
00:41:24.000 Slump on a little bit of the poppy flower.
00:41:26.000 It'll do whatever you want.
00:41:28.000 They love them heroin.
00:41:32.000 I would love to go to a heroin den.
00:41:34.000 An opium den?
00:41:35.000 In the 20s.
00:41:40.000 So they want to cancel Dr. Seuss books, by the way, so that they can have your children read books like this.
00:41:46.000 Superheroes are everywhere.
00:41:47.000 Kamala Harris.
00:41:48.000 The pop-out, by the way, is just her legs with Willie Brown.
00:41:56.000 And next page is promotion!
00:41:58.000 Next page is just her with a joint listening to Tupac in 1974.
00:42:04.000 Every time I hear the word mamala, I lose a year of my life.
00:42:07.000 It's so awful.
00:42:09.000 But a lot of us listened to Biggie back in the 60s.
00:42:12.000 But there's more to this story, actually.
00:42:13.000 A lot of people don't know this in response to the controversy.
00:42:16.000 So you've seen the books that are cancelled, but coming down the pike, they have actually begun revising and
00:42:22.000 releasing more progressive versions of these classic Dr. Seuss books.
00:42:27.000 Which brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1!
00:42:29.000 You forgot to turn in the chamber!
00:42:36.000 They always forget the one at the end.
00:42:37.000 Every time!
00:42:39.000 Every time!
00:42:39.000 Still.
00:42:39.000 Every time.
00:42:40.000 So these are seven plus one rewritten, they may be in the works by the way, rewritten progressive Dr. Seuss books.
00:42:47.000 Good, okay.
00:42:49.000 So one that obviously they had to change was, you remember, And To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street.
00:42:54.000 That's a good one.
00:42:54.000 It's a good one, yeah.
00:42:55.000 But they need to make it more inclusive, they've changed it to And To Think That I Saw It on Folsom Street.
00:43:01.000 Which, well, you know what, the cat Has to get his kick somewhere.
00:43:05.000 For people listening on audio, that one, that one's kind of visually dependent.
00:43:12.000 Number six, seven plus one, new Progressive Dr. Seuss books.
00:43:15.000 One of my favorites when I was a kid was There's a Wocket in My Pocket.
00:43:18.000 Love it.
00:43:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:43:18.000 I love The Wocket in My Pocket.
00:43:20.000 But they did change it to There's a Wocket in My Pocket, but I cut it off and that's normal.
00:43:25.000 So that is, yeah, that's number seven.
00:43:29.000 I also heard There's a Wocket.
00:43:32.000 In my pocket will be changed to there's an unregistered handgun in my backpack for inner-city youth.
00:43:37.000 Yes, that's, yeah.
00:43:38.000 And it was bought at Crown Heights, Indiana.
00:43:41.000 That's correct.
00:43:42.000 This is, oh, this, you know what?
00:43:44.000 Here, how about we have a...
00:43:47.000 Gerald, take number five.
00:43:48.000 Number five, Dr. Seuss.
00:43:50.000 Again, these are in the works, so your kids, these will be coming to a public library near you.
00:43:54.000 So the one we know and love, Horton, Here's a Hoot.
00:43:56.000 I love Horton, Here's a Hoot.
00:43:57.000 That's a great one.
00:43:58.000 It's my favorite.
00:43:59.000 It's a fun.
00:44:00.000 It took a decidedly German twist.
00:44:01.000 Horton hates the Jews.
00:44:02.000 Really?
00:44:03.000 Oh, well, okay, that's Palestinian, that's occupation.
00:44:06.000 It's geopolitical.
00:44:08.000 Kids aren't going to understand the connotations.
00:44:10.000 There's a lot of nuance there.
00:44:12.000 It is accurate.
00:44:13.000 His hat's perfect.
00:44:17.000 The beard could use some work.
00:44:18.000 Really, not a lot of effort.
00:44:19.000 Yeah, I think they'd grow it bigger.
00:44:21.000 Number four, you can take this one there, because you read these stories to your young... Yeah, yeah, Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose.
00:44:27.000 I love that one.
00:44:28.000 It was such a good book when I was a kid, but I think it's better now.
00:44:31.000 Oh, is it?
00:44:31.000 Yeah, it's Thick Dick the Formerly Female Moose.
00:44:34.000 Wow, that's... And by the way, we couldn't do a Photoshop without being in gross violation of YouTube guidelines.
00:44:39.000 Oh, really?
00:44:40.000 That's odd, because I drew one myself.
00:44:44.000 Here it is.
00:44:45.000 Nope.
00:44:45.000 No, no.
00:44:46.000 No, no, no.
00:44:48.000 Oh, number three, again, 7 Plus 1 progressive Dr. Seuss books that have been updated.
00:44:53.000 Oh, The Places You'll Go.
00:44:54.000 That's a really fun one.
00:44:55.000 Yeah.
00:44:55.000 I've never heard of it.
00:44:56.000 That is beautiful.
00:44:56.000 It's wonderful to read to your young children.
00:44:58.000 Every night.
00:44:58.000 Yeah.
00:44:59.000 And now it is Oh, The Places You'll Go.
00:45:02.000 Just Don't Tell Your Parents.
00:45:04.000 So that's, yeah.
00:45:05.000 Oh, jeez.
00:45:05.000 Oh.
00:45:06.000 Again, for people listening on audio.
00:45:08.000 They made a graphical change there.
00:45:09.000 Well, listen, they want to be inclusive.
00:45:10.000 Small change.
00:45:11.000 Synthetic, so you can be proud of it.
00:45:12.000 Yeah.
00:45:13.000 It's artificial.
00:45:15.000 This one, and this one I think Mr. Landau, who will be in Omaha, Nebraska this weekend, should take because this one, they slipped it in.
00:45:22.000 I didn't notice that they had changed it.
00:45:24.000 Sneaky.
00:45:24.000 Until I saw it at the Barnes & Nobles.
00:45:28.000 Well, yes, The Barnes and Noble.
00:45:30.000 Yeah, that's where I saw it and I said, that's different from the title I remember.
00:45:33.000 Because the first one, right, it was One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
00:45:37.000 Yeah, I was at Borders and I saw the same.
00:45:39.000 Yeah.
00:45:40.000 And, yeah, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
00:45:42.000 And I didn't even notice the difference because I don't, you know, I just don't see, I'm not biased.
00:45:47.000 Yeah, right, you're colorblind.
00:45:47.000 I'm not a bigot.
00:45:49.000 So it says One Fish, Two Fish, Gay Fish, Blue Fish.
00:45:52.000 I know, but that should read Straight Fish, guys.
00:45:56.000 I don't want it.
00:45:57.000 Look, I don't have the pockets for nuisance money.
00:45:59.000 Oh my gosh.
00:46:00.000 That is a great one.
00:46:10.000 Hard hitting content.
00:46:11.000 Yes, come on.
00:46:12.000 Trust me, the phone call is going to make up for this.
00:46:15.000 Why weren't you always serious?
00:46:17.000 Because I would be swallowing a shotgun and registered as a COVID death if all I did was talk about the news.
00:46:23.000 And the number one progressive new updated Dr. Seuss, of course, wonderful book, The King's Stilt.
00:46:29.000 That was one of my personal favorites as a kid, and they've changed that to be more inclusive too.
00:46:33.000 The King's Tits!
00:46:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:46:35.000 And then of course, the one in the chamber, there is a plus one.
00:46:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:46:39.000 I thought I'd throw this one.
00:46:40.000 You guys know Mr. Brown Can Moo Can You?
00:46:42.000 That's a great one.
00:46:43.000 Yeah.
00:46:43.000 Very known book.
00:46:45.000 This is my personal favorite.
00:46:46.000 It's Mr. Brown Can't Breathe Can You?
00:46:49.000 And that is... Take us out!
00:46:50.000 This is this week's 7 plus 1 You forgot to burn in the chamber!
00:46:59.000 Ha ha ha.
00:47:00.000 Well, it was nice being on YouTube for a season.
00:47:03.000 A little bit, yeah.
00:47:04.000 Boy, that last one just shook me to my core.
00:47:06.000 Yeah, that last one.
00:47:07.000 I don't know why they'd be reading that to kids.
00:47:09.000 No.
00:47:10.000 Starting them young.
00:47:11.000 Let them be kids.
00:47:13.000 Starting them young these days.
00:47:13.000 It starts at a pullover.
00:47:16.000 You know what?
00:47:17.000 Sometimes when we start these 7 Plus Ones and I feel good about it, and then by the end I realize, you don't know who you're hurting.
00:47:23.000 It's true.
00:47:24.000 Dave, by the way, I love how Stephen's greatest concern is being listed as a COVID death.
00:47:28.000 Yes.
00:47:29.000 No matter what happens to me, don't let them list me.
00:47:33.000 I can't be listed.
00:47:34.000 Tell my children daddy blew his brains out, but don't tell him he died of the flu.
00:47:42.000 You ever get it where you have a piece of dry skin on your nose, and it's just, I cannot get it off, and I know everyone's gonna think I'm a kooky fiend.
00:47:47.000 If it's dry skin, you mean coke.
00:47:49.000 Can I zoom in on it?
00:47:52.000 I can't get rid of it.
00:47:53.000 Okay, so, speaking of something you can't get rid of, Dan Coolen.
00:47:57.000 So, he is the spokesperson for Clark County in Nevada, and you know, if you haven't watched it, this is, again, something that we've stumbled upon.
00:48:05.000 And we're going to go to Mug Club and play a few games and take your chat after this.
00:48:09.000 But this is something that I wanted to show you.
00:48:12.000 This is an edited version, just so you know, because it's a 40-something minute call.
00:48:15.000 I'll just let you know it's not any more fruitful for the 40 minutes.
00:48:18.000 For those who are Mug Club members, we will upload, of course, the full unedited version tomorrow.
00:48:23.000 It's too large of a file size.
00:48:24.000 And again, I was this close to blowing my head off and being listed as a COVID death.
00:48:28.000 Glad we moved that gun.
00:48:29.000 Just make sure my kids know that I hated this world.
00:48:32.000 That's what it was.
00:48:33.000 I don't want them to be ashamed of their father.
00:48:36.000 So Dan Coolen, he's the Clark County Voting Spokesperson.
00:48:39.000 Spokesman.
00:48:40.000 Spokes-Z.
00:48:41.000 Spokes-Z.
00:48:42.000 I say that because you'll hear.
00:48:44.000 Um, and, um, he gave a story.
00:48:47.000 So I noticed this.
00:48:48.000 There was a brief fact check again, that was in a place called lead stories.
00:48:51.000 And so this guy was asked about the addresses that we visited.
00:48:55.000 And this is again, the burden of proof on the media.
00:48:57.000 He just said, that's likely a typo.
00:48:59.000 That's likely an error.
00:49:00.000 And so I wanted to find out where he was getting this information because the media used it to dismiss The legwork we've done, and of course providing no evidence of their own, but I wanted to make sure that we give them the opportunity, and particularly as it relates to a person of interest, Christina Gupana, former Nevada campaign worker for the Clintons, who hasn't been seen in years.
00:49:21.000 And so if you have kids, I would warn that you take them, not because it's profane, just because I don't want you taking it out on them as you listen to the call.
00:49:34.000 Hi, how are you today?
00:49:37.000 I'm well, how are you?
00:49:38.000 I'm doing well, thank you for asking.
00:49:39.000 I appreciate that.
00:49:40.000 A lot of people on the phone don't even don't ask that back, so that's very nice.
00:49:43.000 Oh, we have to.
00:49:44.000 This is COVID.
00:49:45.000 We have to ask, how are you doing?
00:49:47.000 I would like to think that you asked because you're a kind person, not that you're a cold person.
00:49:51.000 I am.
00:49:51.000 No, of course, because of that.
00:49:54.000 Hey, I'm calling, I'm looking actually for, is Joe P. Gloria in there, the registrar?
00:50:01.000 Um, he is here, but he's in a meeting.
00:50:03.000 Can I take a message?
00:50:05.000 Or his secretary, maybe?
00:50:07.000 Your name is Grant?
00:50:08.000 Yes, my name is Grant Barker.
00:50:09.000 Thank you.
00:50:10.000 Barker.
00:50:11.000 And you're with whom?
00:50:12.000 Washington Herald.
00:50:14.000 Washington Herald.
00:50:15.000 Yeah, Herald.
00:50:16.000 And you want to talk about the upcoming election?
00:50:18.000 Is that what it is?
00:50:19.000 No, just the voter rolls, like when, like your processes.
00:50:21.000 It's very boring.
00:50:22.000 Sounds good.
00:50:23.000 Let me go ahead and call her and see if she's available.
00:50:25.000 One moment, sir.
00:50:26.000 Okay, thank you.
00:50:27.000 You're welcome.
00:50:37.000 Hello, sir?
00:50:50.000 Hello?
00:50:51.000 She's not answering either.
00:50:53.000 Would you, I believe she's in that same meeting, would you want me to take down your phone number?
00:50:58.000 She will answer your call, though.
00:50:59.000 Sure, that would be great.
00:51:00.000 I mean, you know, if at that point if I could get Joe, that would be probably best, but yeah.
00:51:05.000 Joe or Lorena.
00:51:06.000 Okay, I will let them both know when they're out of that meeting.
00:51:09.000 All right, thank you so much.
00:51:10.000 Thank you, sir.
00:51:11.000 Bye-bye.
00:51:16.000 I doubt it.
00:51:18.000 Hello?
00:51:20.000 Hi, is this Grant?
00:51:21.000 This is Grant.
00:51:22.000 Hey, is this Joe?
00:51:24.000 No, my name is Dan Culin.
00:51:26.000 I work with the Clark County Election Department in Nevada.
00:51:29.000 I heard that you had some questions?
00:51:32.000 Yes, I did.
00:51:32.000 Hey, Dan, thanks for calling me back.
00:51:33.000 I know you guys are busy, so I don't want to take up too much of your time.
00:51:38.000 So you work there.
00:51:39.000 I know Joe P. Gloria is listed as the registrar of voters for Clark County.
00:51:44.000 Okay, so I had a couple of quick questions for you.
00:51:46.000 I'm sure you know it's been a hot-button issue, and you have misinformation out there, and I just wanted to confirm a couple of things.
00:51:53.000 How often do you guys just update your voting records there in Clark County?
00:51:58.000 You mean as far as the list of names of people who are registered voters?
00:52:02.000 Yes, yeah, addresses, that kind of stuff.
00:52:06.000 That's done every day, basically.
00:52:09.000 Oh really?
00:52:10.000 Okay.
00:52:11.000 I'm just, uh, the reason I'm asking is just because on the website it says voterless data files are updated every Monday morning of each week.
00:52:19.000 Okay.
00:52:20.000 That's, that's a slightly different question.
00:52:22.000 Oh.
00:52:22.000 So you're asking about the data files that you would download?
00:52:26.000 Yes.
00:52:26.000 So what you're looking at is, um, basically it's, it's primarily used by campaigns as far as I can tell.
00:52:37.000 Um, but it's the information that's publicly available and kind of made easy for anyone, uh, any member of the public to download it from there.
00:52:46.000 Okay.
00:52:47.000 I can double check to see if it happens more often, but I have no reason to believe that that file is, um, I mean, I would assume that what it says on the website about that file is accurate.
00:53:00.000 Right.
00:53:01.000 Okay.
00:53:01.000 So, just to be clear, is that any different from the information you're talking about that's updated every day?
00:53:06.000 Like, is the file that the public has available different from the information you guys have?
00:53:11.000 So, for example, if someone made an update on a Thursday, right, that would be seen in the update to that file that's easily available on Monday.
00:53:25.000 If I'm understanding what you're... I'm not looking at that webpage right now, but I have no reason to believe that you're wrong in what you're... Sure, no, yeah, I'm just checking to make sure I understand the processes.
00:53:37.000 So, there were a bunch of changes on Tuesday night to that voter list data file.
00:53:43.000 A lot of them.
00:53:44.000 335 records were updated.
00:53:46.000 Does that sound about right to you guys, done on Tuesday night?
00:53:49.000 I can ask.
00:53:50.000 Do you know, like, kind of on this, why are there so many typos, do you know, in the voter rolls?
00:53:58.000 I'm not sure I would agree with that statement.
00:54:00.000 So the reason I ask is, I'm sure you're probably familiar there in Nevada, Christina Gupana, you know, worked, she was a staffer in Nevada for the election for Hillary Clinton, and it said that she lived on West Bonneville Avenue, and she hasn't been seen since 2018.
00:54:14.000 We checked, that was a median under an overpass, and it was changed Tuesday night to East Bonneville, and she's never lived there either.
00:54:25.000 Like, how do you know she doesn't live at the address that's there now?
00:54:30.000 I've been there.
00:54:32.000 Okay, so you went to... The new address.
00:54:36.000 Okay.
00:54:37.000 I went to the old address, and then I went to the new address that was updated Tuesday night.
00:54:41.000 Sorry, it's under the name Gupana?
00:54:43.000 Christina?
00:54:44.000 Sorry, I don't have that name.
00:54:48.000 And the new address, she doesn't live there.
00:54:50.000 She doesn't even live in the apartment complex.
00:54:51.000 She never has.
00:54:52.000 So how, what's the, yeah, and what's the, I guess, what's the process that you guys do to check, to verify that these are valid addresses, or people, or both?
00:55:05.000 Okay.
00:55:09.000 I know yesterday we talked about when you guys update it, because on the county website it says every Monday, but it had been updated on Tuesday night.
00:55:19.000 Right.
00:55:20.000 So, during election season, we update it every single night.
00:55:29.000 And we've just, we're still doing that.
00:55:34.000 Okay.
00:55:35.000 Well, normally in between elections, we'll go to once a week, so we'll probably go back to that soon.
00:55:41.000 It's an automated process.
00:55:43.000 Okay.
00:55:43.000 Yeah.
00:55:44.000 I was going to say, I don't think we could be much further from an election at this point, right?
00:55:50.000 What do you mean?
00:55:51.000 You know, a lot here through these voter rolls.
00:55:53.000 Specifically, I know we spoke about Christina Joy Rhea Gupana.
00:55:57.000 I don't know if you got an answer on that one for me.
00:56:00.000 Yeah.
00:56:01.000 So, Um, there was a typo that we, uh, I guess someone had, had asked us about, about that particular voter record.
00:56:15.000 Um, and so we looked into it and.
00:56:18.000 Noticed that it was an error that had been apparently made by our staff, not the voter, and so we corrected it.
00:56:26.000 But it's so odd to me is that would seem like a simple clerical error, right?
00:56:31.000 West versus East.
00:56:33.000 But someone went in and uploaded on a day, which now I understand the website says you only update Monday, but on a Tuesday night when it changes it from West to East, for someone who a lot of people are looking for, and she still doesn't live there, What was that verification process like?
00:56:47.000 I mean, are you guys just married to Bonneville as an address?
00:56:51.000 Because she doesn't live there.
00:56:53.000 Okay.
00:56:54.000 You're saying that she doesn't live in an apartment building that she provided us an address for?
00:56:59.000 I'm telling you she's never lived there.
00:57:02.000 And I know who does live there.
00:57:04.000 Because we've checked.
00:57:06.000 Okay.
00:57:07.000 You understand why that's a problem, right?
00:57:08.000 You understand if we're talking about faith and trust in our institutions, there needs to be some accountability there.
00:57:15.000 What's the testing protocol to make sure it's a legitimate vote?
00:57:19.000 I'm not sure why you're upset that we would update our information as we are able to.
00:57:27.000 Isn't that what we're supposed to do?
00:57:30.000 Well, first off, people aren't supposed to vote from medians under an overpass.
00:57:34.000 And then the correction shouldn't be done when the public doesn't have the opportunity or the notification to check it to another bulls**t address, is what I'm saying.
00:57:44.000 How do we know, at this point, the public?
00:57:47.000 I don't understand why you would want that to be incorrect.
00:57:49.000 that took place according to your roles, according to the election, was not a real place.
00:57:55.000 And then afterwards your correction, I don't know, I would assume people don't want folks
00:57:59.000 to notice, is still bogus.
00:58:02.000 I don't understand why you would want that to be incorrect.
00:58:05.000 When we get new information it should be updated.
00:58:07.000 I don't want it to be incorrect.
00:58:10.000 That's the issue.
00:58:11.000 But what I'm saying is, how do you verify that what the voter is telling you is correct?
00:58:15.000 What's the verification process?
00:58:16.000 Not, what did the voter tell you?
00:58:19.000 How do you verify that's their legitimate address?
00:58:23.000 Well, they're signing under penalty of perjury.
00:58:27.000 When they register to vote.
00:58:31.000 Right.
00:58:33.000 That doesn't really mean a whole lot to someone who may not live in the country.
00:58:36.000 You know, we've talked, I'm sure you know, when people have been talking about the Russian interference in 2016.
00:58:41.000 The Russian people, if they're doing it, don't really care so much about signing on their penalty of perjury.
00:58:45.000 So my question is, is there an identification check?
00:58:48.000 Is there, for example, when I go in for a driver's license, where I need several pieces of mail to that address?
00:58:54.000 How do you confirm when Christina Rae Gipana, someone who people have been looking for, have not seen in the country since 2018, How do you confirm that the address she allegedly gave you is a place where she lives?
00:59:06.000 What's that verification process?
00:59:09.000 Okay.
00:59:09.000 All right, yeah.
00:59:10.000 Let me call you back in a few minutes, okay?
00:59:13.000 Okay.
00:59:13.000 Thank you, Dan.
00:59:14.000 All right.
00:59:15.000 I guess my concern with that is you're sort of arguing that we shouldn't update it, but... No.
00:59:27.000 That's not at all what I'm arguing.
00:59:28.000 I mean, you would want that updated, so... I would want it updated... I would want it updated CORRECTLY.
00:59:36.000 So your concern is that we're still updating it each night, and you want it to be updated less often, on Mondays only?
00:59:46.000 I'm sorry, maybe you're in the car, so maybe you didn't hear me.
00:59:49.000 What I said is I would like it to be updated CORRECTLY.
00:59:55.000 Okay.
00:59:56.000 What do you mean as far as its frequency or I'm not sure what you mean.
01:00:01.000 As far as its accuracy because it is riddled with addresses that don't exist and people who don't live there and people voted from there.
01:00:09.000 When you say that someone voted from an address what what is what are you saying because we have people that vote in person you know and I mean so people aren't voting Listed as their residential address.
01:00:30.000 In other words, a voter lists a residential address.
01:00:34.000 A voter or someone in that office lists a residential address that is required by Nevada law, of course, for someone to be able to vote.
01:00:42.000 They have to use their residential address.
01:00:44.000 How do you confirm that address?
01:00:46.000 I'm just wondering how we have so many voters that have addresses that don't exist, and even with the updates, that it's updated to addresses that still are inaccurate.
01:00:55.000 So what's the verification process to make sure that someone is voting from their real residential address there?
01:01:01.000 Okay, so I'll... I just need to do a little bit of research on the voter registration process, and then I'll be able to To call you back on that one.
01:01:14.000 Okay.
01:01:15.000 You gave specific answers saying it was likely a typo of about four or five addresses.
01:01:20.000 And my question is just, I mean, how did you confirm that?
01:01:24.000 As opposed to confirming the ones that I have for you, how'd you confirm those?
01:01:27.000 Because then maybe I don't need to ask you questions about these other ones if you just tell me how you confirmed it.
01:01:34.000 Okay.
01:01:34.000 So if you have questions about specific Individual voters.
01:01:41.000 Like I said, I'm not comfortable talking to reporters about My dealings with other reporters... I'm not asking about your dealings with the reporters, I'm asking how you confirmed it.
01:01:51.000 Your answer was it's likely a typo, and you gave that answer to about four, five, six addresses.
01:01:56.000 You didn't answer for the other ones that were listed in these episodics.
01:02:02.000 I don't care if you went to a tea party with Dana Ford of Leadsource.
01:02:05.000 I have no interest in your personal relationship.
01:02:07.000 I'm asking when you answered yourself, you said it's likely a typo.
01:02:11.000 What process led you to dismiss these?
01:02:15.000 Because these were places where people actually went to the voter address, where they were registered, went to the address where the person is confirmed voting according to your voter rolls, and they were updated Tuesday, and they don't exist.
01:02:27.000 So I'm asking, what is your comparable process to say it must be a typo?
01:02:32.000 Right, no, and I apologize if I'm not explaining myself clearly, but yeah, When dealing with other reporters, I'm not going to talk about... I'm just not going to go down that road where I'm talking about other reporters.
01:02:50.000 I'm not asking you to talk about other reporters.
01:02:51.000 I'm asking you to tell me how I know you're telling the truth.
01:02:54.000 Okay, then let's just use a new address.
01:02:56.000 Christina Ray Gabbana.
01:02:57.000 What's your process there?
01:02:58.000 How did she vote from an address that doesn't exist?
01:03:00.000 How did it get updated to an address where she's never lived?
01:03:04.000 What's the verification?
01:03:06.000 How does that happen?
01:03:07.000 That's twice wrong.
01:03:09.000 You guys went in and proactively updated an address to a new wrong address.
01:03:14.000 I'm asking you how that happens and now let me be very clear, what is the process available to wipe that vote from the record now that we know it's not legitimate?
01:03:24.000 How does that happen?
01:03:27.000 Well, I wouldn't make that assumption first, but... I didn't make the assumption.
01:03:32.000 I've been there.
01:03:34.000 I've been there.
01:03:35.000 I've spoken with people who live there.
01:03:37.000 I've been to the other address that you had that did not exist.
01:03:41.000 Every address you have listed for Christina Gupana is incorrect.
01:03:45.000 And I will use this word, by the way, very pointedly, I'm willing to bet that, considering it was updated to a new bogus address, it's not just inaccurate, it's a lie.
01:03:57.000 I'm not sure what you mean about that.
01:03:59.000 We would have updated it based on the information that we had available to us.
01:04:06.000 And you don't have any answer as to how you verify that information?
01:04:11.000 Because there are thousands of people in Nevada who feel like their vote is cancelled out and it's just dismissed as, well, it's a typo.
01:04:17.000 Well, listen, the burden of proof on reporters who've gone out there and sought out these addresses is they've looked at your voter rolls, they've cross-referenced them, they've cross-referenced them with UPS deliverable addresses, looked at third-party sources, gone out to find these addresses, and they don't exist, or they are addresses where that person has never lived.
01:04:35.000 And you say, well, there's a lot of assumptions.
01:04:37.000 Well, it seems to me that it's only an assumption when you say, and I quote, likely a typo.
01:04:47.000 So what does it matter if the voter rolls are up if someone says, you've got a ton of these that are wrong?
01:04:52.000 At least hundreds.
01:04:56.000 At least hundreds that we've gone through with a fine-tooth comb.
01:04:59.000 Thousands if I want to quit my day job.
01:05:03.000 How does that happen?
01:05:04.000 So what's the point of the voter rolls being available if when someone says these are wrong, it sounds to me like right now you're just saying, well this is what the person said.
01:05:11.000 Right, I'm telling you that it's wrong.
01:05:13.000 How do I know that's what the person told you versus someone in there writing it?
01:05:16.000 And how do we fix it when it's someone who voted from an address that doesn't exist?
01:05:20.000 How does that get fixed?
01:05:23.000 I'm sorry, hold on a second.
01:05:29.000 Well, I think as I've said before, Once someone, once we became aware that we had made that error, that it should have been east instead of west, we corrected it.
01:05:44.000 We were able to see that that was an error on our part by looking at the It's still an error.
01:05:54.000 She doesn't live there.
01:05:55.000 She's never lived there.
01:05:56.000 So, my question again, how do you fix it?
01:06:01.000 How does that error not get caught, and how do you fix it?
01:06:04.000 it. What do you mean by voted from? Do you need? It is her register. It is her registered residential address. And it's
01:06:14.000 not a she's never lived there. You can go right now and check
01:06:17.000 it. She's never lived at this newly updated address. didn't live at the address where she voted because it's not a real
01:06:22.000 address has never lived at the new address that you updated.
01:06:24.000 So my question is, now that you know, now that we know this is
01:06:28.000 someone who had listed a residential address that is not legitimate. In any way, what is the recourse to fix that?
01:06:36.000 Okay, Okay, so... Would you like me to give you the address?
01:06:40.000 I can have you go there.
01:06:41.000 I mean, this should interest you, right?
01:06:43.000 You're in charge of the... You play a role in the integrity of our elections.
01:06:47.000 You're in Vegas.
01:06:48.000 You could go there right now.
01:06:49.000 Do you want me to give you the address?
01:06:50.000 You can go and meet the very nice family.
01:06:53.000 Never heard of Gopana.
01:06:55.000 Spoke with them.
01:06:55.000 You want me to give you the address?
01:06:58.000 You want me to give you their names?
01:07:00.000 I mean, obviously we have the address.
01:07:03.000 No you don't.
01:07:05.000 Okay, oh, you have the address, right.
01:07:06.000 So you can go visit that address.
01:07:08.000 Good.
01:07:09.000 Will someone there do that?
01:07:11.000 And then once you... so that you no longer say I'm making a claim or an assumption.
01:07:14.000 Let's assume that I'm not lying to you.
01:07:16.000 Let's assume that I've paid for a plane ticket and spoken with the people and haven't given you a bunch of bogus names.
01:07:21.000 Let's assume that all of this due diligence and research, which I know you would never require of yourself, has not been done on my part, right?
01:07:28.000 Let's assume for a second that I'm not lying about all of this, okay?
01:07:32.000 Let's just... so just go with me.
01:07:34.000 Assume that you take 20 minutes out of your day, as an official working there to maintain
01:07:40.000 election integrity, you go there and you notice that Gupana doesn't live there either, as
01:07:44.000 I am telling you.
01:07:46.000 What's the recourse there?
01:07:48.000 How do we fix it?
01:07:50.000 Considering that the election has already been conducted.
01:07:55.000 I'll have to check into that, but I'm not aware of a law that would allow us to do what
01:08:05.000 you're asking.
01:08:08.000 You're asking us to cancel someone's vote who's already voted?
01:08:12.000 I'm asking you to remove a vote from someone who couldn't possibly have voted.
01:08:23.000 Yeah, I'm not aware of a law that would allow us to take that sort of action, but Thank you.
01:08:29.000 That's exactly my issue, along with these thousands of other votes on the rolls.
01:08:33.000 I appreciate your time.
01:08:35.000 Dan, thank you.
01:08:36.000 I hope that you go and visit that address.
01:08:37.000 Appreciate it.
01:08:38.000 You have a good day.
01:08:38.000 Drive safe.
01:08:39.000 It's careful.
01:08:40.000 Don't talk on your phone and text.
01:08:42.000 All right, though.
01:08:42.000 Well, we should have had some kind of a transition.
01:08:43.000 That was like a Mario glitch.
01:08:47.000 Was it the Mandela effect?
01:08:49.000 Really?
01:08:49.000 It's the Berenstain Baird.
01:08:52.000 Not an IE.
01:08:52.000 So listen, we're gonna upload that to Crowder Bits.
01:08:56.000 I want you guys to comment what you do you have an explanation for it?
01:08:58.000 Does anyone again, I'm looking for any explanation here that makes sense.
01:09:01.000 Occam's Razor is Occam's Razor.
01:09:04.000 I kept saying it.
01:09:04.000 Someone told me it's Occam's Razor.
01:09:06.000 Well, they're an idiot.
01:09:07.000 Yeah.
01:09:07.000 They sent me a whole thing, a whole video on it.
01:09:10.000 And I thought, really?
01:09:10.000 I'm not beyond correcting myself.
01:09:13.000 For example, lead stories.
01:09:15.000 Come at me, bro.
01:09:15.000 By the way, the thing I wanted to point out in that video is they have no way of verifying.
01:09:21.000 They're like, just go by what people say.
01:09:24.000 I'm sorry you do what?
01:09:25.000 It's the honor system.
01:09:26.000 Put your hand over your heart.
01:09:27.000 And please, please tell me that that was selectively edited.
01:09:29.000 Please do that.
01:09:30.000 Please, please.
01:09:31.000 I beg of you.
01:09:32.000 Your dancing was selectively edited.
01:09:34.000 My dancing was selectively edited because it got unnecessarily white and a Coke HR employee
01:09:39.000 had to come in and say, let's stop that, start doing the kick with the leg thing.
01:09:43.000 You didn't get the memo that you're supposed to be embarrassed about being white.
01:09:47.000 I'm embarrassed when I dance, particularly at weddings or at a comedy jam.
01:09:53.000 Yeah, but if you're sloshed... How else do you get on stage if you're not dancing at a comedy jam?
01:09:57.000 I don't know how you do.
01:09:58.000 And joking about how white you are.
01:10:00.000 I like to hump the stool.
01:10:02.000 Yeah, I know, I know.
01:10:03.000 It goes over well.
01:10:04.000 Every time I'm like, take it!
01:10:07.000 And they're like, take it from my white man's small penis!
01:10:10.000 And they're like...
01:10:13.000 That was when I opened up for Bruce Bruce and Black Boy Two Eyes.
01:10:17.000 I was just like, y'all know I was like, hey, one of the things I realized none of my material was going to work.
01:10:21.000 The audience was entirely black.
01:10:23.000 I was like, hey, some people have told me that I got a bit of a ghetto booty.
01:10:26.000 And I swear, applause break.
01:10:31.000 He do gotta get a booty!
01:10:32.000 Yeah, but you do, though.
01:10:33.000 You do, though.
01:10:34.000 You do, for real.
01:10:35.000 I sold some merch!
01:10:37.000 How many times did you call back to that during the schedule?
01:10:39.000 That was all I did.
01:10:40.000 Remember?
01:10:40.000 Remember to get a booty?
01:10:41.000 All I did, by the way.
01:10:42.000 Like, this like a motherfuckin' shelf!
01:10:44.000 The big idiot like a shelf!
01:10:49.000 I've been pimped, I've been catcalled, all from behind.
01:10:52.000 And by the way, that's the beauty, at least it was, in comedy.
01:10:56.000 It's okay that black people and white people have different senses of humor.
01:10:59.000 They also do church differently.
01:11:01.000 And it's fun.
01:11:02.000 It's fun!
01:11:02.000 I gotta be honest, the black church is a good time.
01:11:04.000 It is a good time.
01:11:05.000 It is a very fun time.
01:11:05.000 It would go down south, and I also love black comedy club crowds.
01:11:09.000 Yeah, oh, black comedy crowds are fun.
01:11:11.000 They're there to laugh, but they're tough on you.
01:11:13.000 Black churches are fun.
01:11:14.000 I mean, the music is better.
01:11:15.000 People are welcoming.
01:11:16.000 They register voters.
01:11:19.000 With real addresses.
01:11:21.000 So we're going to go here.
01:11:22.000 For those people who are not members, you can sign up at loudmouthcutter.com slash Mug Club.
01:11:27.000 We have a lot more to get to, some stuff that probably couldn't be on YouTube.
01:11:30.000 We'll be uploading the full 40 minute phone call at some point this week.
01:11:33.000 But first, I want to see if anyone covers it and if anyone says that it's selectively edited.
01:11:38.000 So YouTube, thanks for letting our stuff stay up.
01:11:41.000 Largely because we had to spend a lot of travel bills and newspaper bills to confirm everything.
01:11:46.000 There's no way this could be labeled misinformation because we actually show you.
01:11:50.000 So thank you.
01:11:51.000 I do appreciate you for that.
01:11:53.000 But right now, it's time for me and the Mug Club family.
01:11:55.000 We're going to be taking a chat, playing some games.