On this week's episode, the boys discuss the 2020 Democratic primary field and debate whether or not Kamala Harris should be the next president of the United States. They also discuss the first black presidential candidate to run for president, Tammy Baldwin, and what it means for the future of the Democratic Party.
00:03:44.000Why is anyone tuning in to this at this point?
00:03:45.000We were planning on doing it all week because we didn't think that they would announce the VP candidate and then when they announced Kamala Harris we said, oh okay well we don't need to watch anyone else because no one cares.
00:03:54.000But then I looked through tonight's lineup and it's like a who's who of nobody cares.
00:04:35.000And then they dropped him out just because they needed an Asian who didn't come across as aggressive.
00:04:40.000They're like, Andrew Yang, you come out here.
00:04:43.000You don't seem, you know, you seem like friendly.
00:04:46.000Like, you know, you drink and you swear.
00:04:48.000That'll get the kids right along with Cardi B singing about her wet vagina and then interviewing the potential president of the United States.
00:04:54.000Yang's just going to R-butt Dwyer this thing.
00:05:18.000This is the guy who was praising Donald Trump's handling of coronavirus until he went the other way because there was a convention coming up.
00:05:24.000And this is a guy who obviously complained about violent protests back in 2016.
00:05:29.000He was talking about the right-wingers.
00:06:14.000The drinking game rules, that's really important.
00:06:16.000Drinking game rules, anytime Biden stutters, you have to take a drink.
00:06:20.000If you hear any reference to him, by the way, it's not an exact verbiage, Black Lives Matter, fascist, fascism, racist, ism, anything about the U.S.
00:06:28.000Postal Service, really any failing non-business and coronavirus, COVID.
00:06:33.000We're all dead here, so let's just... Wait, so are the rules that we drink every time he stutters on a single word?
00:06:38.000Because I've seen him stutter like nine times.
00:10:50.000It's like, hmm... I don't want to be a... It seems like it's a little cliche to have, you know, running for national office representing your country flag pin.
00:11:05.000Also, maybe the other lapel could be an image of my tiger mom beating me.
00:11:09.000I think that this would be palatable to middle America.
00:11:12.000I think this is going to go over well, because the flag pins are passe.
00:11:14.000If you voted for Trump or didn't vote at all back in 2016, I get it.
00:11:19.000Many of us have gotten tired of our leaders seeming far removed from our everyday lives.
00:11:24.000And we despair that our government will ever rise to the challenges of our time.
00:11:28.000Oh, the challenges of our time before the COVID, like record low unemployment, like record low black unemployment, like record high labor force participation, GDP growth, all-time stock market highs, like actual wage growth for middle-class Americans.
00:13:23.000I've always said this, like, you guys have lighter eyes, but when I see, when I meet really, like, darker black guys, you know, with light eyes, um, it scares me.
00:13:32.000It just goes like, the only time I've ever seen it is that in, you know, the Queen of the Damned film, you know, where it's like they're vampires for Blade, which, you know, and then of course, what was that, Aaliyah?
00:13:40.000When she died, we all had to act like, oh, we lost a marvelous talent, like we'll have to do with Cardi B and just, just wading our way through her talking about her wet vagina and cutting her asshole with her Freddy Krueger nails and be like, I can't believe we lost Cardi B to diabetes of all things!
00:14:21.000Barack Obama did an interview with her.
00:14:23.000People thought it was below the presidency.
00:14:25.000Now we have the potential president talking with a lady who's, forgive me, forgive my language, this is PG, we have to talk about who's like, yo, yo, my pussy can't breathe in these jeans!
00:16:32.000They dropped Dixie Chicks because they thought that was racially insensitive, so they became the chicks, and of course they're going to change it to the Zs.
00:16:40.000It's like when Lady Antebellum dropped it to Lady A, and then this black chick was like, THAT'S MY NAME THOUGH!
00:18:15.000Okay, so, to the best of my understanding, skrrrt is an onomatopoeia used in the African American community, and it signifies moving away from someone quickly, or distancing yourself, And it's like the skidding of tires in a car.
00:18:55.000We were talking about this earlier today, right?
00:18:57.000You have Cardi B, who just interviewed the Vice President.
00:19:00.000I do feel bad for young black women because, like, that is a big part of their role models right now, is Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. And that wasn't always the case.
00:19:08.000When people say, like, oh, this is black culture, well, what about Diana Ross?
00:19:52.000You had all of these women who were in that vein or who were actually in that and lived it, and you could have had them interviewing, but instead, Cardi B.
00:19:59.000Well you know what's funny is like I bet you in a future like those because those ladies were all very nice in that film but they'll be like why is there no Awkwafina and Carly B?
00:21:27.000Time and time again I've seen him go to Iowa State Fairs and travel to caucuses across this land with his life alert bracelet just to show how much he cares.
00:22:02.000Well, you see how they're gonna change it, is uh, is uh, by electing the
00:22:06.000oldest white guy who supported segregation and said, they're gonna put y'all back in shape.
00:22:10.000Laughter I do appreciate that another succeeding old white guy, this one doesn't even have hair, is the one who's telling us about how he's the one.
00:22:25.000Guys, don't worry, we're going to fix this right after I finish my ninth Senate campaign, and I'm done with this, and I don't give it to my son, it'll be fine.
00:23:11.000And obviously that's sad, that's very tragic, but that is what he uses right now rather than discussing the policies.
00:23:21.000Does anyone know his coronavirus plan?
00:23:23.000By the way, can Reg maybe bring that up?
00:23:25.000I know he said he would double testing.
00:23:27.000We have more testing than any country right now in the world, right?
00:23:30.000We have more testing and Donald Trump mobilized the private sector, like him or hate him, to get more testing.
00:23:37.000Right now you can go to CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid, Duane Reade if you still live in the cesspool of filth and sadness and broken dreams and hypodermic needles that is New York City.
00:23:47.000I highly recommend you leave 14,000 empty apartments.
00:24:28.000Does anyone know any of his policies other than he really likes abortion and hates Donald Trump and he can't count to 10 if he's wearing mittens?
00:24:36.000He's a natural born leader who's followed in the Senate his entire career.
00:24:39.000He's a natural born leader who's followed in the Senate his entire career.
00:24:51.000That's why I thought, you know, maybe she'd be your jam.
00:25:02.000My husband, on the other hand, is still having many of the lingering side effects that people talk about, but all in all, our family's doing great.
00:26:28.000Okay, let's go back to Mayor Keisha Bottoms and her husband with the COVID.
00:26:33.000He walked gently amongst us, not as a distant icon, but as a God-fearing man who did what he could to fulfill the as-yet unfulfilled promise of America.
00:27:03.000And she's speaking to endorse the old white guy who played second fiddle to the black guy with no resume, who became President of the United States.
00:27:12.000Only in the United States could a man with zero qualifications, the public having zero access to his college records, and a man who did crack with a convicted domestic terrorist in Bill Ayers be elected President of the United States.
00:27:25.000But still, the deck is stacked against us.
00:27:27.000Cardi B writes songs about cutting her asshole with Freddy Krueger hands.
00:27:46.000Don't dump my stuff on my damn hauling oaks!
00:27:50.000Alright, let's hear what she has to say.
00:27:51.000You are disgracefully using this pandemic to spread misinformation and interfere with voting, forcing many 2020 to still risk their lives wait because
00:28:06.000forcing tons of people to become more dependent on the Walk around with man. Yeah, you know what can we actually
00:28:14.000do we have that let me see we have a the clip of Because they just said they just opened with you know Julia
00:28:19.000Louis-Dreyfus Elaine saying we need to trust the experts Let's go to clip C, because she talked about Dr. Fauci, and now they're saying, we don't want to send people out into harm's way, like it's D-Day, and like, they're acting like you're gonna go to your local precinct in frickin' Denton County, and they're gonna open the doors and... Like, it's just, there's nothing, you just, just...
00:29:30.000Look at all the people going out now, shopping and going to the gas station, going to Bristol, going to work, they're wearing masks, but you can't show up at a damn voting to vote with a mask.
00:29:40.000Imagine leaving your house looking like Dr. Fauci.
00:29:42.000Do you have any idea how many people want to kick his ass just seeing him?
00:29:45.000No, they can't see him, it's too short.
00:29:46.000Why do they keep showing these old-ass videos from the 60s?
00:30:16.000You've been fire hosed outside a pie shop recently, Stanley!
00:30:20.000Have you been able to find another battle?
00:30:23.000John was focused on ending voter suppression.
00:30:27.000Are they really trying to show this in like, equate it to now?
00:30:30.000Well, they're trying to honor John Lewis, and they'll avoid, like, the plague that John Lewis claimed when he was walking through the, uh, the, uh, I believe it was, was it the, walking to the house?
00:30:38.000I don't know if he was walking down the Capitol steps.
00:30:40.000Him and Clyburn, if I'm not mistaken, said that people spat on them, tea partiers, you know, those protesters, spat on them and called them the N-word.
00:30:47.000Andrew Breitbart offered $100,000 to the United Negro College Fund, I can say it because that's still the name of the fund, and There was no footage.
00:30:56.000There was footage of John Lewis, of Clyburn, walking up those steps.
00:31:00.000There were gigabytes and gigabytes, and this was before 4K, there were gigabytes and gigabytes of crappy, grainy 720p footage, where you could hear everything and see everything, every single angle, like we were promised with original DVDs, remember they said you could watch things in 360, that never really came to fruition?
00:32:11.000Today we are considering a fair housing measure which not only protects our nation's minorities, but it protects the needs of those with disabilities and families with children.
00:32:32.000How long do we have to wait before we decide to ban assault weapons By the way, oh, did you see that, by the way?
00:32:38.000It said, ban assault weapons, but it was a handgun registration, was it a handgun registration act?
00:32:44.000So keep in mind that back then, they weren't even trying to hide it, like, assault weapons was a handgun.
00:32:47.000If you were to tell people now, well, an assault weapon would be most of your handguns.
00:32:50.000For example, any of the handguns that people are carrying in here, Americans would go, well, no, no, no, I thought you meant, like, you know, the AK-47 that that guy in Austin got killed for pointing at a car point-blank range.
00:32:59.000No, back then, it was, they would say assault weapons and handguns interchangeably.
00:33:03.000Then they realized they had to get away from it.
00:35:59.000So this guy called, I believe if I'm not mistaken, he actually called Donald Trump, we have an overlay, I think, he called Donald Trump a eugenicist, and he's the guy who wanted to boycott states that put restrictions on abortions past the third trimester.
00:36:12.000He's an actual, he supports actual eugenicism.
00:36:17.000Yeah, Trump's the most pro-life president we ever had.
00:36:20.000He called him a eugenicist and then he campaigned against, not only, I mean that's wrong on so many levels because of the idea of free enterprise, but because states wanted to put limitations on abortion, remember when it was Georgia, that was that whole thing?
00:36:31.000He's got, something else, by the way, when you see these commercials on CNN, can we bring up that image of the black guy who does a commercial for the testosterone?
00:38:48.000What were you about to say there, half-Asian?
00:38:50.000I was going to say, the idea of if you were to have any time anyone who's a minority, particularly a black minority, decides to come out and do any kind of song or thing for Republicans or Trump, they're called being minstrels, right?
00:39:02.000They're harkening back to the minstrel, right?
00:39:05.000I wonder if we have any guests here who have ever been talked about like that.
00:39:08.000And yet, here we have two gentlemen of color dancing for Joe Biden.
00:39:15.000And yet no one is going, wait a minute, guys, wait a minute.
00:39:20.000Are we not seeing these gentlemen on national TV who are performing, who have made millions and millions and millions of dollars, able to do and spend those millions of dollars wherever they want, and yet they're here supporting a person whose vice president candidate called him a rapist.
00:39:36.000Yeah, and not only that, but he doesn't even know that they're there.
00:40:18.000Because, you know, she's not actually living any of the things that she's talking about with regards to the policies or who she supports or any of that.
00:43:45.000Next time when you come on, don't make your first reference a shitty Dennis Quaid film.
00:43:51.000I remember, I remember I was watching actually, what was it, the Poseidon, the other, I'm not joking now, but the other Poseidon, the remake, whatever it was, with the ship, I think it was Poseidon Adventure.
00:44:05.000No, it was just Poseidon, the boat was called Poseidon.
00:44:06.000Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
00:44:07.000And I was there with my black manager, a guy named Tony Camacho, he's Dominican, and we were just sitting and about halfway through he just said, This shit.
00:44:51.000The funny thing is, you're not off at all.
00:44:52.000Like, they just used John Lewis as a springboard to go back to a montage of fire hoses and German shepherds and talk about how America is more racist than ever.
00:47:16.000The best speech of the convention so far has been Jill Biden, but I would have a lot more respect for her if she would stop them from doing this to her husband.
00:47:24.000Because it's funny if you're cruel and soulless like myself, but it's really not.
00:47:29.000You know, when you step back and you actually have some compassion and try not to go to hell, There's a guy who's deteriorating in front of us.
00:47:38.000You know, it's kind of going to be like that scene in, you know, the... What's the scene with the singer?
00:49:30.000So whether you vote by mail or in person wearing your mask, it is your vote and it's your right.
00:49:36.000Don't let Donald Trump take that away from you.
00:49:38.000It's not your right to vote by mail without identification, without a process that's been set up in place with, effectively, if it were a company like the USPS that's lost money for 13 years in a row.
00:49:51.000It's not your right to sit at home and watch your stupid Cardi B and potential presidential candidate interview and be like, I'm gonna vote though.
00:50:11.000They've got a little problem with enthusiasm, you know.
00:50:13.000It's like they figure they might be able to get people to go like, all right, I'll vote for Assad and then a male for Joe Biden, but nobody is going to, I mean, just really, no one in America is going to go like, yeah, I'll get out of this chair and walk down the hall and vote for, no, but I think who would say that?
00:50:59.000We have the screenshots of on Twitter and Instagram where when Joe Biden was the nominee, people were saying, I can't believe this is happening.
00:51:05.000And this is Andrew Yang saying, I understand and know the feeling.
00:51:09.000You endorsed him and you were the number one person to speak.
00:51:16.000Even people who are on the docket don't like him.
00:51:19.000I bet you Steph Curry is going to come out and be like, listen, I know he's a piece of shit, but he's our piece of shit.
00:51:28.000And he's like, you know, a couple of dribbles through the legs.
00:51:29.000And everyone's like, ah, cheer for Steph Curry.
00:51:31.000And then Brian Stelzo edited it together like it was for Joe Biden.
00:51:34.000And is anyone pissed that, or these people should be pissed, that Joe Biden has spoken with none of them.
00:52:03.000Well, I do like the fact that the press has been complaining for four years that Donald Trump is a threat to the First Amendment because he points out that they lie all the time.
00:52:11.000This guy, he literally hasn't answered a question from any reporter in two months.
00:52:16.000And when they ask him questions, it's always like, Where'd you get that tie?
00:52:36.000No, no, no, they'll be playing a game Hunting Biden, where it's just they give everyone an old Winchester, they give them double-barreled shotguns and a recreation porch, and they just fire into the air to see if he shits himself.
00:52:47.000I thought he was going to fly in on his private jet that he bought with the profits from his Ukrainian deal of $50,000 a day.
00:53:18.000Yeah, I would like a wrench tonight so I can beat myself over the head with it.
00:53:22.000Just because, I think that if I shot myself, it would be like, I need to suffer at least close to as much as I will having to watch the rest of this.
00:53:32.000So if I just hit myself in the head with a wrench, it would be the equivalent.
00:53:38.000I mean, you know, I do have some sympathy for the fact that they had to do it all, you know, in this online virtual way, but they are really dull.
00:53:48.000And, you know, the only thing that's interesting about them is recounting how corrupt they are.
00:53:52.000You know, the only thing that's interesting about watching Bill Clinton is thinking, like, wait, isn't that the guy who, like, stuck a cigar in a girl young enough to be his daughter?
00:54:24.000Like, just to think of it, the equivalent would be like, I'm trying to think, the equivalent would be like if, I guess, maybe, uh, uh, like, if, uh, Mondale were being, you know, the equivalent would be if, like, Bill Clinton were interviewed.
00:54:35.000Let's even go there to, like, Salt-N-Pepa, right?
00:54:37.000And people are like, oh, he's going to do it with the push it broads?
00:54:39.000Where as this one is like, no way, pussy!
00:54:42.000This shit gonna be in the Oval Office, all over your desk!
00:54:45.000It's just so disgusting that these are the role models for young girls right now.
00:54:50.000Like if it were JFK, I'm trying to think of a crossword, maybe it'd be like Diana Ross or Aretha Franklin asking about relevance.
00:54:56.000This guy, the only interview he's given, that's right, the only interview Joe Biden's given that I know of is Cardi B!
00:55:03.000He did it because somebody told him, I'm sure this is why he did it, somebody told him that young black people are looking at this guy and saying, are you kidding me?
00:55:14.000The older black people are going, wait, if it wasn't him, it was going to be Bernie Sanders.
00:55:18.000And the young people are going, like, there was nobody else?
01:00:19.000He didn't live up to the standards of Eddie?
01:00:21.000What if he just showed up in a leather blue jumpsuit?
01:00:23.000What were you about to say there, Reg?
01:00:28.000Oh no, I was going to affirm that he is indeed Indian.
01:00:33.000Can we not forget that, you know, Joe Biden, in answering those questions, literally earlier, you're just hearing a bunch of random people with no facts spouting things that they think might be facts, and then you've got Joe Biden going, And not even answering them directly.
01:00:52.000It's like someone asks a nonsensical question that really could be answered vaguely, and he's so uncomfortable on his feet that he's like, uh-huh, I think earlier this man was saying that we're in a new revolution.
01:01:38.000Money doesn't grow on trees for women.
01:01:43.000But you know what, because of systemic feminazis, no, because of systemic racism and misogyny, there's no way that there could be a Wisconsin senator that's a woman.
01:04:12.000You know what's funny about this is they've been showing Steph Curry's face since the very beginning because they want to keep people interested.
01:04:18.000And every time they have a break, they're like, it's next!
01:05:31.000By the way, for people who don't know, this is the bully lean that we talk about, where he just leans on you and gives you, your seat's been taken, bitch.
01:06:19.000They are celebrating veterans of America, but never has a party been so consistently against the military and what they stand for.
01:06:28.000I mean, we've got amazing people in this country who have been a part of serving and spreading democracy, and yet Here they are saying, oh, we want to celebrate our veterans.
01:06:48.000It's not anything he actually stands for.
01:06:51.000They want to play videos of people protesting the war and people in the war at the same time and say, we're represented by both of these people.
01:08:21.000So Trump outperformed both Bush and Obama.
01:08:24.000So you had eight years under George Bush, then about a thousand under Obama, and then under Trump, in a very short period of time, you had 5,000 increase in income.
01:09:08.000I couldn't tell with the clown makeup.
01:09:10.000Oh hey, you didn't see it, but my eye naturally goes to the fine print.
01:09:13.000So right before they zoomed in, at the bottom it said, use of DOD footage does not, should not constitute, or does not constitute an endorsement of military activity.
01:09:23.000So guys, don't worry, they're literally crossing their fingers behind their back, but in the front, so they know.
01:09:28.000Because we wouldn't want our military to engage in activity that is of them.
01:09:32.000We would hate for them to be endorsed.
01:09:35.000It's like they bring out Steph Curry and be like, just so you know, hashtag not all basketball players, okay?
01:12:12.000A veteran, Purple Heart recipient, former Assistant Secretary of Veteran Affairs, and yet in her fourth year in the Senate, Illinois is still one of the most corrupt Terrible, awful stakes in the entire union.
01:12:25.000You can't even be an amazing veteran who was injured in war, who has done amazing things in war and logistics.
01:12:56.000Right, I was going to say, I heard one of the founders of BET, the founder of BET, talking about how when he was asked the party to go to the Democratic National Convention and said, hey, we want you guys to advertise on BET, they go, why, we have you guys already.
01:13:11.000That's how taking for granted the minority vote is, because they're trotting people out, but they're not even talking about the ideals, the values.
01:13:18.000You know, I know we're gonna get in the comments, let them talk, what are they actually talking about?
01:13:21.000Guys, we already know what they're talking about, and it's nothing.
01:19:10.000This coalition we are building this very season, gathering progressives and moderates, independents, and even what I like to call future former Republicans.
01:19:52.000And then, what's funny though is that if we bring up the overlay, CNN tried to claim it was only 26%.
01:19:57.000And the reason is because they say, well if you add all the cable, then it's actually only 26% if you're comparing it to only the networks from before.
01:20:16.000Hey, did you guys... I didn't realize this, and Reg, maybe you can fact check it, but my understanding is that the first night of the convention drew 25% less viewers than in 2016.
01:21:39.000By the way, could you imagine how shocked they would all be if he said to a woman, like, because he's smarter than you, they'd be like, oh!
01:21:46.000How could you ever insinuate that a man is smarter than a woman in a mushroom cut?
01:21:53.000And I actually do think Klobuchar is probably smarter than all of them, I'm not going to lie.
01:21:56.000It looks like the first night of 2020 was down 25%.
01:21:59.000But again, they're using the number, adding up all cable.
01:22:03.000That's what matters, is you need to compare ABC, NBC, CBS to ABC, NBC, CBS.
01:22:08.000They're trying to compare specifically ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNBC.
01:22:12.000And that's the point, is like every other objective, well I don't want to say objective, but most news outlets, and using a consistent comparison, it was down 48%, and they're trying to do the cable comparison.
01:22:21.000Hold on, I want to hear what Klobuchar has to say, because she's a cut-up.
01:22:24.000It goes to not only his kindness for calling me and being a mentor, but it also goes to how much he cares about our government and what people are saying.
01:23:26.000And by the way, that's the guy who's going to be the gun czar, Vado O'Rourke.
01:23:30.000Good luck with that after you've just had the John Brown Socialist Gun Club.
01:23:34.000You have more liberals buying guns than ever before because they're afraid of their own looters and rioters and for some reason white supremacists.
01:23:40.000And then you have more first-time gun buyers than ever.
01:23:50.000Give me the Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past, Sideburn action going on here.
01:23:55.000It's like everyone here has deliberately had a crappy haircut just because they want everyone to know that they can't go to a barber because they take COVID seriously.
01:24:02.000I think Blinkin's got the best haircut.
01:24:04.000I do appreciate how most of them aren't even pretending to act like they're interested in being here.
01:24:09.000Like, if you look at their faces, they're like, alright, is this over?
01:26:40.000Are they talking about Kamala versus Joe?
01:26:50.000You just ran a montage of fire hoses and German shepherds and MLK and you said that Donald Trump looks backwards.
01:26:58.000No, Donald, I guess you could, in a manner of speaking, he looks backwards to January or February when black unemployment was at an all-time Technically that's a little bit of a glance in your rearview mirror.
01:27:38.000Hey, I just want to make sure at the end of this, I want to remind everyone that this guy was running for the Democratic presidential ticket and he's still hoarding $55 billion.
01:27:47.000But don't worry, he's going to give everyone else's billions away, especially you middle class.
01:29:23.000Wait so I guess what he's saying is if you want to hire a business owner hire the guy who's a career politician who's made less money as a private job than I'm sure Barron Trump's lemonade stand when he was nine.
01:29:34.000Who would force all businesses to shut down indefinitely except for the businesses that he would force at gunpoint to double the testing somehow.
01:30:46.000I told you that my mom says Negroes, right?
01:30:47.000She said it for a long time when she moved here because she's French.
01:30:50.000And she was trying to say the less offensive thing.
01:30:52.000And so it's even worse when she's foreign because, like, you know they assume she's some, like, Eastern Promises, Russian Mafia kind of thing.
01:30:59.000Look, there's a bunch of Negroes over there.
01:33:19.000There's a very strategic reason he's being used.
01:33:21.000Hold on a second, Reg the Bandit can please inform me because I want to hurt myself.
01:33:26.000So there's a pretty specific reason they're having a kid with a stutter on.
01:33:29.000They're saying the talking point for Biden with his gaffes and his chronic, you know, misspeaking from the Democratic Party is that he has a stutter.
01:33:39.000I just sent you a Newsweek piece that you know is Giving apologies, saying, oh, you know, it's because Biden has a stutter.
01:33:51.000CNN ran a puff piece saying Biden opens up about stuttering and offers advice to young people who stutter.
01:33:57.000And so that's that's a talking point that you never heard.
01:34:00.000You know, in past elections, everyone just laughed and said, oh, yeah, Joe Biden, he's always making gaps, whatever.
01:34:05.000But as it's gotten worse and worse now, it's like, no, no, no.
01:34:14.000I've never heard of a stutter causing you to make up places that don't exist, and lie about meetings with people you've never seen in person.
01:34:22.000There are amazing and incredible people who have stutters who make it through, but they don't have these kinds of gaffes.
01:34:27.000You can't go through... Jon Stossel has a stutter, and he had his Eustachian tube crushed like the kid in It's a Wonderful Life from that damn pharmacist by that wrestler guy, and he still made a go of it!
01:34:38.000I mean, look, but that kid's not forgetting where he is.
01:35:08.000Like, oh no, Joe Biden's pro-disabled kid.
01:35:11.000Yeah, and by the way, keep in mind that this is the party who said that Sarah, right, they should have aborted the baby with a disability and also mocked the Santorums for their baby.
01:35:20.000The same party who actually support eugenics, right?
01:35:22.000They believe that abortion should be an option if, not only do they believe it should be an option if your baby has defects, but they believe in sex-selective abortion, like China.
01:36:57.000By the way, how much do you want to bet that that kid knew he was going to be on national television, so he worked really hard to clean up his stutter, showed up, went through the run-through, and was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:37:05.000When we first met you, go back to that.
01:37:35.000Guys, I appreciate, though, that all the photos I've seen of Joe Biden tonight, the ones that they've selected, he has no mustard or ketchup stains, which is a big thing for him.
01:40:39.000The reason this is something that I actually think would connect with most Americans is because it goes against everything the Democratic Party stands for.
01:40:46.000Family, husband and wife, raising children, traditional gender roles.
01:45:07.000And then she's like, yo, when you clean... Again, for people there, if your kids are in the room, sorry, this is what's actually... But you know what?
01:49:05.000I wanted to leave my law firm where there's accountability, incentives, and a private enterprise, and I wanted to suckle at the government teat where it doesn't really matter if I have an entirely losing record.
01:49:39.000This guy was the vice president to the United... He ran for president, what, four times?
01:49:43.000I'm talking about a guy whose campaign was riddled with scandal back in the 80s, then was forced to shut down, and it never came up that he had a stutter until he walked out like he drank a bucket of salt water and did an interview with Cardi B and couldn't find his way.
01:50:04.000When you don't really have, you have an old white guy who really, when your whole campaign, right, your whole strategy at the DNC has been victimhood, has been victim status, right?
01:50:14.000All right, okay, we got a black, like when Kamala Harris, she first won her seat, they were like, ah, you know what, first black, first Indian.
01:50:18.000They're like, ah, okay, first black VP.
01:50:21.000They go, all right, Pete Buttigieg, gay guy.
01:50:30.000They need something so that they can shield them from criticism.
01:50:33.000No, we don't dislike you because of your stutter.
01:50:36.000We dislike you because you were part of an administration that saw the middle class shrink, barely outpaced inflation, that you supported segregation, you say a bunch of racist, stupid crap, and we know that the rest of the world would be laughing at us.
01:50:50.000And I know you say that about Donald Trump, but the truth is Donald Trump is at least the kind of crazy that keeps people on their toes, like the kind of guy you don't really want as a cellmate because you don't know if you're going to wake up the next morning, right?
01:54:50.000You're talking about the greatest the country had ever been until you guys shut businesses down and started riots, which you still have yet to c-c-c-c-condemn, Junior.
01:54:59.000He's talking about Black Lives Matter, that's what he's talking about.
01:56:44.000For all the young people who have known only America... That's like one guy, by the way.
01:56:49.000All the communities who have known the injustice of, like, that's, if you're really, you need to broaden your horizons of voting demographics.
01:56:56.000The knee on neck vote is not that coveted.
01:57:46.000Windows 98, don't trust him with a TV shot.
01:57:48.000The point is, Bill Maher, remember he said, oh I hope we have an economy crash, because you know what, at a certain point it's more important.
01:57:56.000Because the economy was so good, and it is so good, the fundamentals are still so sound, they need to try and drill it into people's heads that there's uncertainty outside of the uncertainty that they've created with their lockdown.
01:58:12.000People are more confident in the economy than ever.
01:58:14.000I don't trust Bill Gates trying to kill a virus in human.
01:58:16.000He can't even fucking kill him in computer jail.
01:58:20.000You have to get McAfee who dumps through a hammock hole.
01:59:16.000Per capita deaths are actually fantastic compared to many countries.
01:59:20.000And they're significantly better in blue states.
01:59:23.000In red states, sorry, than blue states.
01:59:24.000If you look at the worst states as far as COVID deaths, these are states that had severe lockdown measures.
01:59:29.000And by the way, almost synonymous with horrible nursing home policies because, surprise, surprise, Blue states, huge bloated bureaucratic government is inept, right?
01:59:39.000So blue states have done significantly worse as far as deaths per thousand, deaths per million, deaths per capita, but they've also done unbelievably worse as it relates to the unemployment rates and economies.
01:59:50.000If you look at certain areas of New York right now, 40% unemployment.
02:00:07.000No, and by the way, this is something too that CNN lied about.
02:00:10.000I think Chris Cuomo, I don't even know if we have a clip where he said, wow, why is it that we're, we're actually, our economy is shrinking by 32% and Germany is only 11%.
02:00:24.000So our rate was something like 10 point something percent, while Germany that had more lockdowns and I believe less deaths per capita, I'm not entirely sure, had an 11 percent shrinking of the economy.
02:01:52.000How's he going to deal with the virus?
02:01:53.000All I've heard is that he said he would force private companies to double testing.
02:02:02.000By the way, isn't it interesting that they're going to force private companies to double testing, but they're not going to force private delivery services to speed up ballot voting because they want the most incompetent shitheads they can possibly have handling our mail-in votes?
02:02:21.000Like, no, no, the only one who can handle a job this important is the 13 years losing money running USPS!
02:02:29.000So Biden's policy on his website is that he wants to strengthen the federal government, specifically the executive, to have a decisive public health response as well as a decisive economic response.
02:02:44.000And yet in every moment, in every turn in the last six months, has said Trump can't and shouldn't do anything or direct anything.
02:02:50.000Keep in mind, he said that Donald Trump was xenophobic because of the travel ban, and he said it was mass hysteria.
02:02:57.000That's like when people talk about their journey on tantric yoga, right?
02:03:00.000They're like, oh, and it is all about being present, and your body is entirely releasing energy, and it's about being one with... What are you talking about?
02:04:13.000Joe Biden's gonna... And it's just really tough to do when you had that hope in a charismatic person like Barack Obama, who was new, who people thought had good ideas, even though they had the wool pulled over their eyes.
02:04:21.000But when you have to hope for some transcendent political figure to save you, and instead you get Joe Biden.
02:04:27.000So that's why it's hard right now, because they don't believe in self-reliance, right?
02:04:34.000You were talking about it when you used to be liberals.
02:04:35.000They believe that the deck is stacked against them, and it needs to be someone changing the system, and the person changing the system who's going to fix all the problems is the guy who has suckled at the dollars of the system for 40 years.
02:04:48.000Yeah, all liberals think the government should give you the American dream.
02:06:47.000If you out there, anyone watching, if you believe that we had a better economy, if you would prefer the economy that existed under Barack Obama at any point than Donald Trump at any point, you're a succubus who is providing nothing of value to society.
02:07:02.000Anyone who is working for a living, anyone who is paying taxes, anyone who is actually paying into the system cannot, logically, cannot objectively say that this economy was better under Barack Obama or even in the same league.
02:07:16.000You can say that he liked peeing on Russian prostitutes on the Formica table.
02:07:27.000You can say that he eats McDonald's and he drinks Diet Coke and maybe he's... You can say all those things, but you cannot objectively say if you are anything other than a non-contributing shitbag that the economy is not better under Donald Trump for you and your family.
02:10:28.000I think it was slightly less when you account for inflation, the revenues under Donald Trump than Barack Obama, when you take into account that people are paying way less.
02:10:37.000And there's usually a rubber band effect, by the way, when that happens, when you cut taxes and people pay less.
02:11:09.000So they went up, and they went down a little bit, only people have a lot more in their account because they're paying less in taxes and have an average salary increase of $5,000.
02:11:44.000And I'll always have the strength that can only come from family.
02:11:50.000Then why don't you talk about family, Joe?
02:11:52.000Why don't you talk at these riots and protests and the violent outbreaks and talk about how the single greatest indicator we have as to whether a child will end up having a family of his own, as to whether he'll graduate high school, go to college, commit crimes, have behavioral disorders, have an abortion, commit a violent crime, commit a felony.
02:12:08.000The single greatest indicator we have, the single most reliable predictor, is not how much money is being spent in their public school, is not How many people do we have in the village to raise a child?
02:12:19.000It's not the federal budget, it's do they have a mommy and daddy and are they still in the house together?
02:12:25.000Why don't you go out and talk about that?
02:12:27.000If you're saying you can only draw on strength that comes from a family, how about you change the welfare laws that encourage baby mamas?
02:12:51.000Because they think that if you see how expensive they are because of the taxes you're paying on big gulps, you're no longer going to purchase big gulps.
02:12:56.000They want to put astronomical taxes on cigarettes.
02:15:13.000You know what though, this is why people say, well why does it matter?
02:15:17.000This is why it matters because you know what?
02:15:19.000That girl, it's really sad that she's going to grow up without a dad because he made horrible
02:15:23.000decisions and unfortunately there was bad training at the police department.
02:15:26.000As far as I'm concerned, when you watch the whole tape, that cop did zero wrong outside of using the techniques that were taught to that police department.
02:15:33.000You can find the flyer right now where they show people with knees on necks, which is horrible, that's horrible training.
02:15:37.000There was no malice, there was no racism.
02:15:39.000But you know what's really sad about that?
02:15:41.000Is that no one sees the irony that thank God, that that little girl, Floyd's girl, was not the girl who was at the house of the lady who George Floyd mugged and robbed at gunpoint while his buddies pistol-whipped her.
02:15:52.000She had a one-year-old in the house with her.
02:15:57.000If you want to bring up every single flaw that Donald Trump has, despite the fact that as a president he's done a damn good job, well how about you talk about the fact that this guy who changed the world was a serial violent felon?
02:16:09.000And by the way, wasn't spending much time with that girl.
02:16:12.000That girl could have used a dad instead of a mugger.
02:20:11.000And unfortunately, they also have short memories.
02:20:13.000So it doesn't mean that people are dumb, but when you've told them that the deck is tacked against them, that the system is broken, and then you've proactively broken the system, as they've done right now with the COVID, and supporting the riots.
02:20:24.000You know, over close to a billion dollars in property damage, 900 officer casualties, 14,000 arrests, and you've tried to put Americans in a state of fear and then promise them a handout?
02:20:34.000I think, unfortunately, that is a recipe to gain some votes.
02:20:36.000Not because they're idiots, but because people are inherently selfish.
02:20:39.000And, really, it comes down to conservatives are inherent... everyone is inherently selfish, and then you combine selfishness with what is morally...
02:20:47.000allowable, what is morally permissible in the idea of not intervening in someone else's life,
02:20:53.000along with logic. Because even if you're selfish, you understand that, put it this way, if the
02:20:58.000Democrats are the party of the poor, they need more Americans, at least a plurality of Americans,
02:21:04.000If Republicans are the party of the rich, they need at least half the country to be, or at least think, that they can be rich.
02:21:12.000So one has to be hopeful, and one has to be, well, everything's stacked against you, I'm going to be your savior until the next Democrat comes on down.
02:21:20.000Listen to the difference between, they can say Donald Trump is mean, sure.
02:21:23.000They can say that Donald Trump is immature, bombastic, absolutely.
02:21:26.000But Donald Trump's message is absolutely one of hope and optimism.
02:21:31.000And hey, and he's not saying we can get back to, people say he wants to say we can get back to the 50s.
02:21:35.000No, he's saying we can get back to January, which was the greatest our country has ever seen.
02:21:40.000Until everyone in the media and the left said it was mass hysteria when I tried to put in a travel ban, and now they're shutting down the economy.
02:21:47.000There's a huge, huge difference when you look at zero information, zero policy proposals from Joe Biden, and nothing but negativity, but nihilism, and the deck is stacked against you.
02:21:59.000But the good news is the guy who's been in government for 40 years and done nothing will fix it in four.
02:23:53.000No, it's because right now he's like, oh, photo op, they're going to be taking the picture for tomorrow's papers so I better make sure I put my mask on because it was a pre-tape before.
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02:28:35.000I'm waiting for all the memes to come out because every single one I see is like, oh you see these people going to a place and they're wearing it under their face or they got it hanging off and hey your candidate's doing it.
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02:29:19.000And I think we learned a lot tonight, is you really do have a choice to make.
02:29:24.000You have a choice to make between the greatest economy the United States has ever seen, no major wars, economic growth like we couldn't possibly imagine, a world that's actually fearfully respectful of us, or pure fucking chaos.
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