Louder with Crowder - October 11, 2021


Dave Chappelle & Tucker Carlson "CANCELED"?? Screw the Woke Mob! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 22 minutes

Words per Minute

193.01932

Word Count

15,982

Sentence Count

1,442

Misogynist Sentences

37

Hate Speech Sentences

65


Summary

Dave Chappelle and Tucker Carlson have both been fired from Comedy Central, and the fallout has caused a stir in the comedy community. Will this be the last time they ever get on air again? Plus, Gerald A. joins Jemele to talk about a lot of other things.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Father made fire for a TV.
00:00:02.000 Spurgeon with your guacamole, how do you do Tishy?
00:00:04.000 Yeah.
00:00:06.000 What we're gonna do right here is go back.
00:00:16.000 1, 2, 3, 4.
00:00:18.000 Oh!
00:00:19.000 One, two, three, four!
00:00:33.000 By the power of Crowder Shop, I have the power!
00:00:40.000 Dave, you're not wearing pants.
00:00:47.000 Tis true.
00:00:50.000 Where Dave get those cool threads?
00:00:53.000 Wouldn't you like to know?
00:00:55.000 It's a mystery.
00:00:56.000 But you can start your treasure hunt at CrowderShop.com.
00:01:01.000 I think you'll be pleasantly surprised, Browder Shop.
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00:01:41.000 Hmm.
00:01:43.000 Delicious.
00:01:43.000 I guess I have a little Moroccan mint tea today, which I didn't know was a thing, but I saw Babel.
00:01:49.000 Fancy.
00:01:51.000 Also, they had the highest concentration of Jews outside of Israel at one point.
00:01:54.000 And something about making the Sicilians black.
00:01:54.000 Babel?
00:01:57.000 What?
00:01:59.000 A little more history for you.
00:02:02.000 There you go, right off the top.
00:02:03.000 We have a lot to get to today.
00:02:04.000 Look, Fire Tucker Carlson, or was it Cancel Tucker Carlson?
00:02:07.000 I can't remember.
00:02:08.000 Probably both.
00:02:09.000 Was trending.
00:02:10.000 Of course, cancelling Dave Chappelle.
00:02:11.000 Look, people use the term cancel culture.
00:02:13.000 I'm going to talk about this today.
00:02:15.000 I've never really liked the term because it's someone trying to coin it like MAGAverse or MAGApeople.
00:02:20.000 It's like you're talking about people who are just really You know, traditional conservatives who want what's best for America.
00:02:26.000 With cancel culture, what we're really talking about with Dave Chappelle and with Tucker Carlson is people don't like them, and they want to get them fired, and they want them to lose their livelihood.
00:02:35.000 And people misconstrue what happens with Dave Chappelle, right?
00:02:38.000 They say, see, there's no cancel culture.
00:02:39.000 He has a special.
00:02:40.000 That's because he's one of the most prolific comedy writers of our time.
00:02:43.000 The concern is what happens to people who are not Dave Chappelle, who are not Tucker
00:02:48.000 Carlson in the comedy clubs, who are maybe at local networks, who never get on a national
00:02:53.000 platform.
00:02:54.000 That's the issue.
00:02:55.000 It's about the barrier to entry and people sort of misconstrue that with the folks who
00:02:58.000 are at the top.
00:02:59.000 And even the stuff that Dave Chappelle did, Tucker Carlson did, it's really not that bad.
00:03:04.000 No, not at all.
00:03:05.000 In Chappelle's case, funny.
00:03:07.000 Hey, but let me introduce Gerald A. How are you?
00:03:11.000 Are you feeling better?
00:03:12.000 I am.
00:03:12.000 I feel like I missed the boat, though.
00:03:13.000 I didn't get to earn my, you know, immunity.
00:03:15.000 Is that an indigenous people's joke?
00:03:17.000 No, no.
00:03:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:19.000 No, I missed the smallpox blanket.
00:03:22.000 Well, I'll send you one.
00:03:23.000 Yeah, well, thank you very much.
00:03:25.000 Centuries before germ theory.
00:03:26.000 Don't know how that rumor got started, but it's taught in schools.
00:03:29.000 We'll get to that, too, in a little bit.
00:03:31.000 Because the FBI, DOJ, are going to investigate you, parents, if you complain at PTA meetings.
00:03:35.000 Who'd have thought?
00:03:36.000 Rightfully so.
00:03:37.000 Quarter Black Garrett, he's still around.
00:03:37.000 Yay.
00:03:39.000 You're a good dad.
00:03:40.000 I am.
00:03:41.000 I'm a fourth.
00:03:43.000 What?
00:03:43.000 I got a fourth on the way.
00:03:44.000 Announcement.
00:03:44.000 Really?
00:03:44.000 Announcement.
00:03:45.000 Congratulations.
00:03:46.000 Thank you.
00:03:47.000 It works down there.
00:03:48.000 I thought you closed up the shop.
00:03:50.000 No, no, no.
00:03:51.000 I will be after this, though.
00:03:53.000 I can't.
00:03:53.000 That's too many.
00:03:54.000 Snip snip here, snip snip there, really old sword taint.
00:03:58.000 I could just kick you.
00:03:58.000 I don't want to talk about it.
00:04:00.000 It's kind of scary.
00:04:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:02.000 I ruined Christmas dinner in Reno where a guy was like, I just had a vasectomy.
00:04:07.000 His wife was like, do you need some ice?
00:04:08.000 And I said, yeah.
00:04:09.000 You need to put a frozen bag of peas on that taint.
00:04:14.000 And he said, it's not my taint, it's actually really shitty.
00:04:16.000 I was like, I don't care about them, just come on, grow up.
00:04:19.000 You're the one who said taint at Thanksgiving.
00:04:21.000 Yeah, but he's the one who was offended at it.
00:04:24.000 I'm trying to eat turkey here, man.
00:04:26.000 Yeah, well, whatever.
00:04:28.000 I never said I was an adult.
00:04:30.000 It's easy for you to say, you haven't got half a dozen pairs of short pants hanging in your closet?
00:04:34.000 Name that movie line, people out there.
00:04:36.000 And Dave Lando is here.
00:04:37.000 How are you, sir?
00:04:38.000 I'm good.
00:04:38.000 Ahoy.
00:04:39.000 You're going to be in Orlando this weekend.
00:04:39.000 I'm great.
00:04:41.000 Yes, that's correct.
00:04:42.000 This weekend.
00:04:43.000 And he just announced that he's having a baby.
00:04:45.000 So I was also on a fishing show.
00:04:48.000 Oh, very nice.
00:04:49.000 Congrats, man.
00:04:49.000 Orlando.
00:04:50.000 Avoid the nightclubs.
00:04:51.000 Yeah, I hear.
00:04:52.000 Well, I hear.
00:04:53.000 I'd like to go dancing.
00:04:54.000 I hear they're a blast, but you really don't want to take a break.
00:04:57.000 Well, I don't know what I'm going to do with these booty shorts and all this ecstasy.
00:05:00.000 Well, I'm sure you'll find something for it.
00:05:03.000 Yeah, I bet I will.
00:05:04.000 That's a crime.
00:05:05.000 Hey, by the way, I don't think we have this. Today is actually National Coming Out Day!
00:05:10.000 Hey! Hey, what's up?
00:05:12.000 Woo!
00:05:14.000 Uber's celebrating too!
00:05:16.000 Yeah! Oh, Uber's celebrating. Can we scroll down with the Uber?
00:05:20.000 Well, you can have a ride from this person.
00:05:24.000 Let it never be said that there's any deviance in that community.
00:05:28.000 I think I'm sitting on a seatbelt.
00:05:30.000 It's not a seatbelt.
00:05:31.000 You know what's fun about that person too?
00:05:33.000 Is that she was born a woman transitioned into a male to do drag.
00:05:38.000 So what?
00:05:39.000 Well, you could have just done that.
00:05:40.000 I feel like this is the kind of crap Freud shuffling papers.
00:05:44.000 I don't have a form for this.
00:05:46.000 He's like, I wish you all just wanted to bang your mother.
00:05:49.000 Yeah, look, it'd be a little more natural.
00:05:52.000 I'm a little pissed off they didn't lump this in with July.
00:05:54.000 Like, you've got July.
00:05:55.000 Take the whole month and do this.
00:05:56.000 But now I understand.
00:05:57.000 They wanted it close to Halloween so they would have an excuse.
00:05:59.000 There's so many gay days, okay?
00:06:03.000 And I'm not just talking about Boxing Day in Canada where you get a fake discount.
00:06:08.000 Or Thursday when I allow myself things.
00:06:11.000 Yes.
00:06:14.000 Went in a Port-A-Potty in LA!
00:06:17.000 Bisexual, International Bisexual Day.
00:06:19.000 Then there's Bi-Visibility Day.
00:06:21.000 Which I'm not sure what that is.
00:06:22.000 Then there's, uh, you know, International Gay Pride Day.
00:06:25.000 LGBT History Month.
00:06:26.000 Then there's International Coming Out Day.
00:06:28.000 Yeah.
00:06:28.000 There's so, like, it's just, with Martin Luther King, it makes sense.
00:06:31.000 Martin Luther King Day, okay, honor the man who's the forefather, really, or you could argue it's certainly one of the catalysts of the modern civil rights movement, getting people the right to vote, that's absolutely fantastic, great, I understand why it's celebrated.
00:06:41.000 Let's not compare that to your preference of friction or eye makeup, Uber!
00:06:46.000 Yeah.
00:06:48.000 Let's cancel Christmas.
00:06:49.000 Yeah, let's cancel Christmas.
00:06:50.000 No!
00:06:51.000 By the way, I have an Uber driver.
00:06:52.000 I don't know if I should tell this.
00:06:53.000 It's a slow news day, so.
00:06:55.000 I had an Uber driver who I got in one time after a place where we often go.
00:06:59.000 I'm sorry, you... And I get into the Uber, and I look, I see all these Christmas lights, and I see it's like red velvet everywhere, and I look up front and there's fake snow, and the Uber driver is Santa Claus.
00:07:12.000 I mean, a real beard.
00:07:13.000 And he goes, OK, I'm taking you to my address.
00:07:16.000 And I say, yes, sir.
00:07:17.000 He goes, and don't forget, I swear to you, he goes, this was in maybe April?
00:07:22.000 There's only 263 more days until Christmas, young man.
00:07:27.000 Oh my god, this guy is Daniel Day-Lewis-ing Uber!
00:07:29.000 And then before I leave, he goes, well, thank you for the pleasant... We ended up talking.
00:07:33.000 I found out that he does this part-time to go on cruises with his wife.
00:07:36.000 He's retired.
00:07:36.000 Nice!
00:07:37.000 I love that.
00:07:38.000 And as I'm leaving, he goes, thank you, I enjoyed the conversation!
00:07:41.000 Ho, ho, ho!
00:07:42.000 And Steven, I hear you've been a very good boy this year!
00:07:47.000 And then I was at home like, I gotta find this Uber!
00:07:51.000 There are articles about him, but I want him my only Uber by request.
00:07:56.000 Long story short, died in a horrible drinking and driving accident.
00:08:01.000 Oh no.
00:08:02.000 He was jolly.
00:08:03.000 He was dipping.
00:08:04.000 Yes, he was dipping.
00:08:05.000 A little distracted.
00:08:09.000 18 Wheeler.
00:08:09.000 He was reaching back for some carrots for the reindeer.
00:08:14.000 She's texting!
00:08:15.000 I got in a car with a woman.
00:08:17.000 She was driving amazing.
00:08:18.000 And I was like, you are the best driver I've ever seen.
00:08:21.000 And she's like, yeah, I used to be a boy.
00:08:22.000 Oh, Dave.
00:08:24.000 And then she got a spread on uber.com.
00:08:27.000 So we have a lot to talk about today.
00:08:30.000 Look, there's there's what are they talking about right now?
00:08:32.000 Merck with a pill to treat coronavirus.
00:08:34.000 No, that's OK.
00:08:35.000 Fivermectin.
00:08:36.000 I know.
00:08:36.000 That's a joke.
00:08:36.000 You can fact check me, Snopes.
00:08:39.000 Before we move on to this, apparently the left on TikTok, this is lives on TikTok.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, sort of.
00:08:45.000 They scraped these things.
00:08:46.000 Once again, they've cancelled another offensive term.
00:08:49.000 A national.
00:08:50.000 Is it international coming out day or is it national?
00:08:52.000 I'm pretty sure it's national.
00:08:54.000 International?
00:08:55.000 National.
00:08:56.000 It's national coming out day.
00:08:57.000 Well, you know what?
00:09:00.000 The next thing is going to be queers without borders.
00:09:02.000 In the Middle East, it's just a new day for hunting.
00:09:06.000 Yeah.
00:09:06.000 They don't celebrate these holidays.
00:09:07.000 Or flying.
00:09:08.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:09:09.000 They gotta test your wings.
00:09:11.000 No, no, no, no.
00:09:11.000 They invite you to the rooftop for a complimentary yoga class.
00:09:14.000 All males that show up will be... And they give you a James Caan right off of it.
00:09:18.000 This position is...touch your toes...it's called sword and eagle!
00:09:24.000 Yes, goodbye to you.
00:09:26.000 So the new word that's being cancelled now on TikTok.
00:09:30.000 Guys!
00:09:31.000 Watch it.
00:09:31.000 Yeah, it's true.
00:09:31.000 the use of guys as a gender-neutral term. For a lot of trans and non-binary folks, being referred
00:09:36.000 to in this way triggers their dysphoria. And people will say, oh I call all my friends guys,
00:09:41.000 even my girlfriends. But your cis friends did not experience the trauma of being conditioned
00:09:46.000 into a gender that is not theirs. For me, I agree.
00:09:49.000 I have stopped saying it because I realize the importance of degendering our language.
00:09:53.000 Language matters.
00:09:54.000 And the words that we use inform the way we see the world.
00:09:58.000 I agree.
00:09:59.000 There are literally studies on this.
00:10:00.000 Have you talked to any doctors lately?
00:10:01.000 So when you consider words like guys to be gender neutral and not girls or ladies, this
00:10:04.000 fuels the narrative.
00:10:05.000 that man is default.
00:10:07.000 And this is the core of the patriarchy.
00:10:09.000 Look, you can use whatever words you want.
00:10:12.000 Aren't you part of it?
00:10:12.000 But we have to consider their impact.
00:10:14.000 And if someone tells you that the language you are using is...
00:10:17.000 I didn't know Jennifer Connelly was this invested.
00:10:19.000 ...more comfortable for you, I think that says a lot about your character.
00:10:23.000 Okay, a couple of things.
00:10:24.000 By the way, I use the term guys all the time.
00:10:28.000 And if it's in a room, and sometimes it includes women, if it's only women, I will say gals or ladies.
00:10:34.000 But the idea here is because of the trauma of... OK, look, and we're going to get to the Dave Chappelle thing.
00:10:39.000 They always talk about how I know people who have attempted suicide.
00:10:42.000 If people are attempting suicide because of a Dave Chappelle special, or if people have to spend thousands of dollars on a psychiatrist because you walked into a room with mostly guys and used the term guys, maybe you're not mentally stable.
00:10:56.000 I understand you can take a dump at Target and not at Walmart, and this is as bad as the treatment of Chinese internment camps from the Japanese.
00:11:05.000 It's true.
00:11:08.000 The suicide rate isn't as high in American slaves!
00:11:11.000 It wasn't as high Jews in the Holocaust!
00:11:13.000 You can look it up!
00:11:14.000 So if you think that the only reason the depression, the anxiety, the mental health issues, the suicide rate is so high because someone used the term guys...
00:11:24.000 Or maybe it's you.
00:11:25.000 It might be you.
00:11:26.000 Basically.
00:11:27.000 I think they're coming after Neil Armstrong next because when he landed on the moon he said, for all mankind.
00:11:32.000 I mean, man kind?
00:11:36.000 I guess we just actually didn't go to the moon.
00:11:37.000 Real son of a gun.
00:11:38.000 Well today it would be some pansexual in booty shorts who takes a dump and drops a little rainbow flag in it.
00:11:45.000 San Francisco on the moon.
00:11:47.000 Fake beard.
00:11:47.000 I think it might be called, Guy, if you have Martin Scorsese's eyebrows.
00:11:51.000 So how about that?
00:11:54.000 Good lord.
00:11:56.000 It's just how you address people.
00:11:58.000 It's not offensive.
00:11:59.000 Girls do it, too, to other girls.
00:12:01.000 Hey, guys!
00:12:01.000 This is just such an insane way, though, to restrict all language and to be offended by literally everything.
00:12:07.000 Hey, guys.
00:12:09.000 What?
00:12:10.000 I'm supposed to believe that someone's going to David Carradine themselves because I walked into a room and said, hey, buddy!
00:12:15.000 Well, that was more about pleasure.
00:12:18.000 Yeah, it was a pleasure thing.
00:12:20.000 So maybe they will.
00:12:21.000 Well, that's on Lyft.
00:12:23.000 That's a good way to be found in a Thailand closet.
00:12:26.000 Hey, so my question of the day, because we're going to get to this, is how scary is it to you that the government is now targeting parents?
00:12:34.000 We had a summer of love, we had Antifa, we had Black Lives Matter.
00:12:36.000 I want to know, are you aware of the DOJ, that they're going to be targeting and investigating parents for speaking out at these school board meetings?
00:12:42.000 And here's one thing, here's my challenge to anybody.
00:12:45.000 Find me.
00:12:46.000 I've been looking all morning.
00:12:47.000 I'm not saying that it's incorrect.
00:12:49.000 I make mistakes.
00:12:50.000 We're going to issue a correction later today from a whopper last week.
00:12:54.000 I have not seen one act of violence from a parent to a teacher at these meetings.
00:12:59.000 Well, there's so many threats, though.
00:13:03.000 It's deserved, but it hasn't happened yet.
00:13:04.000 We'll see about that.
00:13:06.000 If it's just threats, then my Twitter at-reply should be an FBI house fire.
00:13:11.000 It's a hate crime, Stephen.
00:13:12.000 Alright, so I want to get before that, while we're talking about celebrities here, this
00:13:15.000 is just, it was just too, and I'm not Alanis Morissette in this, the irony.
00:13:19.000 Oh, so it's actually irony?
00:13:21.000 Yeah, it's actually, yeah.
00:13:24.000 So Dave Bautista, for people who don't remember, back in October 2020, he was showing for Biden
00:13:28.000 Harris and he was advocating obviously for big government on gun control.
00:13:32.000 So this is him then, where he said, My fellow gun owners, Joe Biden is pro-Second Amendment.
00:13:35.000 He wants gun reform, a ban on assault rifles, and a voluntary buyback of assault rifles owned.
00:13:41.000 I won't even get into the fact that he probably doesn't know what an assault rifle is.
00:13:43.000 He thinks it's a laser blaster from Guardians of the Galaxy.
00:13:46.000 This is fair.
00:13:47.000 This was Save Lives.
00:13:48.000 I don't need to overcompensate with an AR-15.
00:13:51.000 You're right to bear arms.
00:13:52.000 Okay, first off, here's something.
00:13:53.000 Let me just address, and we'll get to the point of this, because now he's complaining about something that he didn't foresee.
00:13:59.000 When people say, I don't need to compensate with an AR-15, every guy in a wheelchair has a small dick.
00:14:05.000 Every woman is compensating to avoid being gang-raped in Inglewood, California.
00:14:10.000 It's the stupidest... You know who carries more than anyone?
00:14:13.000 UFC champions.
00:14:14.000 We've had them on it.
00:14:16.000 Boss Rutan talked about this.
00:14:17.000 He said, everyone wants to pull up and test us.
00:14:20.000 He said, really?
00:14:20.000 In the street?
00:14:21.000 Of course I'm not going to fight somebody.
00:14:22.000 It's a liability.
00:14:23.000 I'm only going to defend myself with a firearm.
00:14:24.000 You, no matter how tough you are, are not tougher than either multiple attackers or an attacker with a weapon.
00:14:33.000 It's not compensating, right?
00:14:35.000 It's not compensating like taking steroids and going out there and telling everyone how tough you are.
00:14:39.000 It's especially important for women, for people who may not be able to afford the Anovar dosage that you do.
00:14:46.000 Exactly.
00:14:47.000 Why would you take one of the most effective firearms and say no because it's so effective?
00:14:51.000 Isn't that the point?
00:14:52.000 Yeah.
00:14:53.000 I have no choice.
00:14:53.000 I thought that was the whole goal.
00:14:54.000 Maybe that wasn't with a vaccine.
00:14:56.000 They had a version like...
00:14:57.000 Yeah, it works too well.
00:14:59.000 Let's do birdshot for everybody, just so you can piss your attacker off further.
00:15:03.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:15:04.000 You can fill birdshot with coins though, I found out in a Tom Hanks movie.
00:15:07.000 Really?
00:15:08.000 Yeah, you killed somebody.
00:15:09.000 Don't fire that in the wrong area of Hollywood.
00:15:12.000 No.
00:15:12.000 Look!
00:15:12.000 Run!
00:15:17.000 I'm joking!
00:15:18.000 You would do it in the primarily Indian area.
00:15:20.000 I had to register these as lethal weapons.
00:15:23.000 It was a sex offender register.
00:15:26.000 You also had to hold them up when you notified all your neighbors.
00:15:29.000 That's true, but I did bring them up high with hair in it.
00:15:31.000 Very nice!
00:15:33.000 So this is what's ironic.
00:15:34.000 So you can be safe with a voluntary buyback.
00:15:36.000 Well, he wanted to make Beto his gun czar who said it's a mandatory gun back like Australia.
00:15:40.000 But here's the thing.
00:15:41.000 The issue, right, is once you give government control, look at the assault weapons ban of 94.
00:15:45.000 It became nothing but bureaucratic red tape.
00:15:47.000 This was legal.
00:15:48.000 Pistol grip, illegal.
00:15:49.000 Just little cosmetic differences to try and make it hard for gun manufacturers and mom-and-pop shops to be able to provide you with the means to defend yourself.
00:15:58.000 The main issue is, A, it's an infringement of our rights.
00:16:01.000 But it also creates another big government bureaucracy who of course use this power to infringe on your rights.
00:16:06.000 Batista didn't see that coming and now, I think this went up just this weekend, he's pissed about big government red tape and regulations.
00:16:15.000 Here's Batista now.
00:16:16.000 I have a riddle.
00:16:17.000 I have a riddle.
00:16:18.000 It's a mystery and I need help with.
00:16:19.000 I can't figure it out.
00:16:21.000 How many bureaucrats does it take to grant an awful citizen of Tampa like myself?
00:16:28.000 He just called himself an awful citizen.
00:16:30.000 I'm dealing with people who have meetings to set other meetings.
00:16:35.000 I'm dealing with people who give me a list of stuff to do.
00:16:38.000 Just so I can take to them so they can give me another list of stuff to do.
00:16:42.000 It's called government.
00:16:43.000 Spent thousands of dollars on permits.
00:16:45.000 I spent 40 grand last week on a wire.
00:16:50.000 What the f*** do I have to do to get power from the city of Tampa?
00:16:57.000 Well, first off, you should learn what a riddle is.
00:17:02.000 It's like, hey, would you like to, yeah, I like riddles.
00:17:05.000 What did I eat for breakfast?
00:17:06.000 I don't know.
00:17:07.000 Eggs.
00:17:09.000 I don't know.
00:17:10.000 They don't bury survivors?
00:17:11.000 I don't know how to handle this riddle.
00:17:12.000 That's just a statement.
00:17:14.000 That's the guy from Stuber?
00:17:16.000 Yeah.
00:17:18.000 The guy from Guardians of the Galaxy.
00:17:20.000 The awful citizen, as he said.
00:17:22.000 How would it take for an awful citizen?
00:17:23.000 Did you mean to say lawful citizen?
00:17:26.000 Look, awful scripts.
00:17:28.000 Yeah, awful scripts, awful wrestling, awful vascularity.
00:17:31.000 I just wanted to double check that it was the guy I thought it was who I hate.
00:17:34.000 Go on.
00:17:35.000 No, you're absolutely right.
00:17:36.000 Wow, he's awful.
00:17:37.000 This is the same guy who doesn't need a gun to compensate.
00:17:39.000 Yeah.
00:17:39.000 Okay, well look, why do you need generators, right?
00:17:44.000 You twist Family Robbins in that shit!
00:17:46.000 Do it yourself!
00:17:46.000 Get on a pedal, right?
00:17:48.000 Why do you need this for power?
00:17:50.000 These are tools, just like firearms.
00:17:52.000 These are tools to make your life safer.
00:17:54.000 To make your life more efficient.
00:17:55.000 And I agree with you.
00:17:56.000 You shouldn't be having a deal with a bunch of bureaucratic red tape if it's on your own property.
00:18:00.000 Hey, look, you can come over and join our side.
00:18:03.000 You just can't decide when it's convenient for you that my wife, coming out of, let's say, surgery in a wheelchair, doesn't have the right to have an assault rifle.
00:18:11.000 Which, by the way, would include the Walther PDP with over 10 round magazines.
00:18:15.000 It would be illegal because of the magazine ban.
00:18:17.000 So let's just be consistent about it, awful citizen.
00:18:21.000 I don't think you should have the opportunity to continue firing at people, Steven, after 7.
00:18:26.000 If you can't hit them within 7, then, you know, it's just tough luck.
00:18:29.000 Like, they win.
00:18:30.000 Don't be in a movie with guns in it.
00:18:33.000 Yeah.
00:18:34.000 Don't be in only movies with guns in it.
00:18:36.000 He's exclusively in movies with guns.
00:18:38.000 I'm not saying you're the actual movie character, but you're kind of pro-gun all the time on screen.
00:18:44.000 Yeah, there's no rom-com How to Lose a Batista in ten days.
00:18:49.000 So it's pretty easy, just cut off his testosterone supply like the Bane mask.
00:18:53.000 No!
00:18:55.000 Awful citizen can't handle!
00:18:57.000 Lawful.
00:18:57.000 Lawful citizen.
00:18:59.000 Lawful.
00:19:00.000 The first alley's missing there.
00:19:02.000 I need help!
00:19:03.000 I need assistance with my generator!
00:19:06.000 What an ass.
00:19:07.000 I love where he draws the line, like the Second Amendment, the thing that can actually cause a society to crumble.
00:19:12.000 Australia.
00:19:13.000 And he's like, no, no, no, it's all about power from the city.
00:19:16.000 Yeah, that gun buyback in Australia really worked.
00:19:21.000 Oh my gosh.
00:19:22.000 But this is how out of touch these people are.
00:19:23.000 Look, I had this, I think it was on Sky News, where a man said, he was anti-gun.
00:19:28.000 I believe it was Sky News, it may have been BBC, you can probably search and find it on YouTube.
00:19:32.000 And by the way, has anyone noticed that YouTube, really quickly, have you noticed that YouTube is no longer an actual search engine?
00:19:38.000 I can try and search for something specific.
00:19:40.000 Very specific.
00:19:41.000 Like, I was searching for a very specific coffee maker the other day for a townhouse.
00:19:47.000 And instead of that, it showed all of these videos from channels that I had previously watched that may be coffee-related.
00:19:52.000 I couldn't find a review on the coffee.
00:19:54.000 It used to... Like, it is no longer an actual search engine.
00:19:57.000 It's just an algorithm.
00:19:58.000 It's just curated based on what they think you want.
00:20:01.000 It has ceased to fulfill its original purpose.
00:20:03.000 Try it!
00:20:03.000 Try it!
00:20:04.000 Comment in the section below.
00:20:05.000 Let me know.
00:20:05.000 Search for something specific.
00:20:06.000 Search for like, uh, and I don't even mean using me like Stephen Crowder abortion, but search for, I don't know, uh, pick an appliance review.
00:20:13.000 Yeah.
00:20:14.000 Or like diet something review.
00:20:15.000 Pick something very specific.
00:20:16.000 You will only find maybe two videos.
00:20:18.000 Google in general has, it doesn't work as a search engine.
00:20:21.000 It doesn't work as a search engine.
00:20:22.000 You have to go to like page two, which is ridiculous.
00:20:23.000 What will happen is if you search for chairs though, you're going to see ads for months.
00:20:27.000 Every website you go to is just going to be like, Pew!
00:20:29.000 Pew!
00:20:29.000 Would you like chairs?
00:20:30.000 Chairs?
00:20:30.000 Chairs?
00:20:30.000 Holding chairs?
00:20:31.000 Well, hopefully.
00:20:32.000 Did you see the Christopher Reeves one?
00:20:35.000 There's an ad for Christopher Reeves?
00:20:36.000 No, it was like the Google page.
00:20:37.000 It was like Christopher Reeves' birthday.
00:20:39.000 And it was like he was blowing Google.
00:20:42.000 Not like that.
00:20:43.000 Oh, yeah!
00:20:43.000 Blowing the words Google.
00:20:45.000 And it's like, that's the most offensive thing I've ever seen.
00:20:48.000 So either someone is just so incredibly tone-deaf, or they have the best sense of humor.
00:20:52.000 Yeah, I couldn't figure it out.
00:20:53.000 I'm like, it's either hilarious, or they just have no idea what they're doing.
00:20:56.000 The owl is just a raising stallion.
00:21:01.000 There's more written in horse jumps.
00:21:05.000 The first search, no matter what you search for, is all the pretty horses.
00:21:11.000 Okay.
00:21:11.000 Hey, by the way, you can follow us on Instagram or on TikTok, where the Chai Coms banned us, but we have another profile there now, playing by the rules, I guess.
00:21:17.000 Sneaky, sneaky.
00:21:18.000 And you can hit the notification bell if you want to watch the show, but the best way is just tune in every Monday through Thursday.
00:21:23.000 We're live 10 a.m.
00:21:25.000 Even if it's a slow news day, we have a lot that we can talk about and have some fun with you.
00:21:29.000 And we'll take your chat, of course, later in Mug Club.
00:21:31.000 And we're actually, we didn't have time for it today.
00:21:33.000 We are going to read in full on Mug Club this write-up from a transgender comedian, beautiful and brave Dahlia Bell, criticizing Dave Chappelle's comedy joke.
00:21:42.000 So we'll talk about Dave Chappelle.
00:21:43.000 Celebration.
00:21:51.000 So proud.
00:21:55.000 I thought National Coming Out Day was Thanksgiving.
00:21:59.000 I'm serious.
00:22:00.000 Now we have Columbus Day, as opposed to, sorry, it's Indigenous People's Day, which by the way, I should have done a segment on this, almost everything that you believe about Columbus is wrong.
00:22:09.000 Now, I've talked about Native Americans, I've talked about how we actually tried to buy Manhattan, how much we paid for Manhattan.
00:22:14.000 The truth is, look, he doesn't even like it.
00:22:16.000 Joe Louis doesn't even like this.
00:22:18.000 But all the myths about Columbus kidnapping girls and making them rape slaves, it's just not true.
00:22:24.000 And that's a good example of what's been taught in our schools.
00:22:27.000 When you look at contemporary sources with Christopher Columbus, look, no one's perfect, but he's not the monster he's been made out to be.
00:22:32.000 Almost everything you've read is incorrect, and it's written by people with an agenda after Columbus had lived.
00:22:37.000 And these things are not objectively actually checked for legitimacy.
00:22:41.000 So let me talk about that tomorrow.
00:22:43.000 Did you say... I'm sorry, Cheryl, go ahead.
00:22:44.000 I was going to say, I do love the fact that we are celebrating a man who got lost.
00:22:48.000 Yes.
00:22:49.000 That is true.
00:22:50.000 And his chief accomplishment is like, aha!
00:22:52.000 I've got a new way to get to India.
00:22:54.000 That way!
00:22:55.000 Well, that's what's hilarious is they're called Indians because he just thought they were.
00:22:59.000 He's like, ah, this is where I am.
00:23:00.000 It must be India.
00:23:01.000 He's just trying to cover it up.
00:23:02.000 These are also Indians.
00:23:03.000 Yeah, come on guys.
00:23:04.000 They're everywhere.
00:23:05.000 You know a myth that he was trying to prove the world wasn't flat?
00:23:07.000 Some people believe that.
00:23:08.000 That's never true.
00:23:09.000 That's not true.
00:23:09.000 You go all the way back to the Greeks.
00:23:11.000 They didn't believe that the world was flat.
00:23:12.000 That's not why he did it.
00:23:13.000 Johnny Boy's less than 2% now.
00:23:15.000 Yeah, Johnny Boy is less than 2%.
00:23:16.000 I don't know what that means.
00:23:17.000 Something about a helicopter going up.
00:23:18.000 He says once he gets a helicopter and he can do the experiment, he'll buy it.
00:23:22.000 Well yeah, a lot of people looked in the sky and saw that everything was round and agreed.
00:23:26.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:23:28.000 Except for the Native Americans, which I know, who you herald and praise, you know?
00:23:31.000 Herald and praise.
00:23:32.000 Indigenous.
00:23:33.000 Indigenous!
00:23:33.000 Or aboriginals in Australia, which is offensive in North America.
00:23:37.000 You can't do that, yeah.
00:23:38.000 What do they call black people in Australia?
00:23:41.000 You don't call African Americans?
00:23:43.000 I don't know.
00:23:43.000 Do they call them African Australians?
00:23:45.000 Probably Africans.
00:23:47.000 But they're not in Africa.
00:23:48.000 I don't think they call them.
00:23:51.000 I don't know.
00:23:52.000 I really don't know.
00:23:54.000 Canadians!
00:23:54.000 Not that.
00:23:55.000 Alright.
00:23:55.000 Yes, they call them Mondays.
00:23:58.000 I don't know.
00:23:59.000 There are black people there though.
00:24:00.000 Yeah.
00:24:01.000 But it's more by choice though.
00:24:03.000 Right?
00:24:04.000 Well, I mean, it was a penal colony.
00:24:05.000 It was a British penal colony.
00:24:07.000 Oh, right.
00:24:08.000 Yeah, they sent... I forgot that they sent their prisoners to Paris.
00:24:12.000 Maybe we ought to eat your kangaroo bread.
00:24:15.000 Let's send them to a warm weather and beaches.
00:24:17.000 That'll teach them.
00:24:18.000 There's also spiders and snakes and crocodiles.
00:24:20.000 And sharks.
00:24:21.000 Yeah, and those giant spiders are not... Like a dinner plate for us.
00:24:24.000 Yeah, and everybody's okay with them.
00:24:26.000 No way!
00:24:27.000 They're like, that's just our pet Winky.
00:24:28.000 You're like, that's a giant spider!
00:24:30.000 You Australians are crazy!
00:24:31.000 Yeah, and the Brazilian Wandering Spider can bite- I've talked about it too much.
00:24:34.000 The Brazilian Wandering Spider can bite you, causing priapism until death, for those who don't know.
00:24:38.000 Yes, priapism is a raging erection.
00:24:40.000 So, people, like, when they say, why are you afraid of spiders?
00:24:42.000 Well, let me tell you why, because there's a spider that bites you in your dick until it breaks and kills you.
00:24:48.000 I don't think- well, it's irrational, Stephen!
00:24:51.000 It opens up in the inside of it, right?
00:24:53.000 No, it's just, they're actually using it now, the Brazilian Wandering Spider.
00:24:56.000 It will bring us up on Mug Club.
00:24:57.000 For Viagra.
00:24:58.000 For like a new medication.
00:25:00.000 Yeah, they are.
00:25:00.000 I never read this.
00:25:01.000 But it's Brazilian, it's not here.
00:25:04.000 You're not there, it's okay.
00:25:06.000 You gotta get it from there, because what were they using before?
00:25:09.000 No, I'm not talking about a pharmaceutical, I'm talking about his fear of a Brazilian Wandering Spider.
00:25:13.000 Oh no, they show up, they travel in banana baskets.
00:25:15.000 Why don't you not be afraid?
00:25:16.000 Bananas.
00:25:16.000 What?
00:25:17.000 You say you have every right to be afraid.
00:25:18.000 I have every right to be afraid of Brazilian Wandering Spiders.
00:25:20.000 They're not small.
00:25:22.000 Big enough.
00:25:23.000 You know what?
00:25:23.000 Does size matter if it kills you by breaking your dick?
00:25:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:27.000 If it's this small, that's a problem.
00:25:28.000 I'm just sorry, people, that we got it.
00:25:29.000 It is absolutely true.
00:25:30.000 The Brazilian Wandering Spider.
00:25:32.000 And then there's, outside of Sao Paulo, I've talked about this, Snake Island.
00:25:36.000 You guys wonder what it is?
00:25:37.000 It's just an island of snakes.
00:25:39.000 It's an island of snakes.
00:25:40.000 It's something like nine snakes per square meter.
00:25:42.000 It just exists as an island, and the only reason we can't destroy Snake Island... I'm sorry, I'm getting off on a tangent here.
00:25:48.000 I've talked about this before, but it really bothers me.
00:25:50.000 I have nightmares about this stuff.
00:25:52.000 It's because, well, there are some endangered species that only exist on Snake Island, and if we destroy them... Wait a second!
00:25:59.000 We're not destroying Snake Island because we might disrupt the ecosystem of snakes who live exclusively on Snake Island?
00:26:06.000 Kill them all!
00:26:07.000 Immediately!
00:26:08.000 I agree.
00:26:08.000 Firebomb.
00:26:09.000 This is why I've said, burn down the rainforest.
00:26:13.000 I don't give a rat's ass who you replace for the Robin Williams bat in Fern Gully.
00:26:18.000 Burn it down.
00:26:19.000 No, but you're right.
00:26:19.000 Snake Island?
00:26:20.000 Not cool.
00:26:22.000 I've seen video footage and it's like, I don't even know how the cameras got there.
00:26:25.000 They have flying snakes!
00:26:26.000 I know!
00:26:27.000 They jump up.
00:26:28.000 It's a horrible place.
00:26:30.000 Everything there should be... Not everything should be alive.
00:26:33.000 We should start a GoFundMe to destroy Snake Island.
00:26:35.000 I do, and I'm with you.
00:26:36.000 They're always like, well, you know what destroys it?
00:26:38.000 Your natural ecosystem.
00:26:39.000 Which I don't really buy when they talk about, like, sharks.
00:26:41.000 Like, oh, they're an apex predator, so then we'll have too many seals.
00:26:43.000 You think people will be missing them?
00:26:44.000 Like, I don't know, on their surfboard.
00:26:45.000 Remember back in the good old days of Great Whites, when we used to go out here and miss half a hammy on the way back in?
00:26:50.000 No, now it's just seals, okay?
00:26:51.000 Maybe it smells kind of funny, but the point is, life finds a way.
00:26:55.000 In this case, you have a closed ecosystem.
00:26:57.000 It's Snake Island!
00:26:58.000 You're disrupting nothing outside of Snake Island!
00:27:03.000 Burn it!
00:27:04.000 Make it painful!
00:27:05.000 Make it so painful, make it so brutal, that all other snakes... We were even thinking about, just like a vacation home, I think we're gonna stay away.
00:27:14.000 Yeah, I want it to hurt.
00:27:16.000 I want it to hurt so badly, a snake never considers a time shift.
00:27:20.000 Exactly, I want it to be like, oh, I don't want to be no snake.
00:27:23.000 No, I don't want to be a snake island.
00:27:24.000 Okay, speaking of snakes, Jaslyn Moore of Netflix... I'll be a caterpillar now.
00:27:29.000 Jaslyn Moore of Netflix, she's the...
00:27:32.000 Sorry.
00:27:33.000 Jaslyn Moore.
00:27:33.000 No, that's not for you, because I almost messed up my pronouns.
00:27:37.000 Oh, jeez.
00:27:37.000 So Dave Chappelle... Do you want me to hit the stinger again?
00:27:39.000 I'll hit it again.
00:27:39.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:42.000 So we talked about this last week... Okay, so... It's something beautiful, which I'm proud.
00:27:57.000 Yes, yes.
00:27:59.000 And someone did in the back of the Uber.
00:28:00.000 I was like, was that Blitzen?
00:28:05.000 So look, Dave Chappelle, we talked about this last week.
00:28:07.000 We had not watched the special.
00:28:09.000 Did you watch the special?
00:28:10.000 I did.
00:28:10.000 Yeah, okay, so I watched the special too.
00:28:12.000 Pretty good special.
00:28:13.000 I would say not as best, not as worst, but pretty damn good.
00:28:15.000 Yeah, I came out, I really liked the coming out swinging, and I guess we can talk later about it, but it was a whole piece.
00:28:20.000 Yes.
00:28:20.000 And it was deliberately offensive in the beginning to just- Almost like a Pink Floyd album, like Mars Volta, where D-Low's at the comatorium, where it's like, it followed a theme.
00:28:29.000 Right, it was a whole piece, and I really, I really respected it.
00:28:32.000 And after watching the special, And seeing the end of the special, my mind was blown that people... well, it should have been blown that people were unbelievably, just grossly misrepresenting the special and what Dave Chappelle did and said.
00:28:48.000 And we'll show you the ending to it because the whole ending is a very...
00:28:50.000 It's a pro-LGBT message, a pro-empathy message, while still maintaining pro-free speech.
00:28:56.000 But he has a very touching end to it, where some people are left kind of teary-eyed.
00:29:00.000 So this is something that, now I've had the luxury of watching all of it, makes me even more disgusted with Jaslyn Moore, the showrunner of the Netflix program Dear White People, wanted to boycott Netflix.
00:29:11.000 And this has been making the rounds, right?
00:29:13.000 And there even will be another article that posted last night at The Guardian.
00:29:17.000 In an interview with Variety, Moore said, I have been thrown against a wall for using a woman's bathroom.
00:29:22.000 I would just say it's ironic that for somebody who famously walked away from a TV show because he felt like the messages of the joke got lost, he doesn't see what the messages of these jokes do to people.
00:29:31.000 I'm really tired of my existence being a matter of debate.
00:29:34.000 This is something that we all just have to get an opinion about.
00:29:37.000 I am not going to be taking anything to Netflix for the time being.
00:29:41.000 I don't know what it will take.
00:29:42.000 For me to feel comfortable in changing that.
00:29:45.000 I know that it will take some action.
00:29:47.000 So let's couple things here.
00:29:48.000 Let me guys let me go with this.
00:29:51.000 This is what we're talking about when we talk about, when people mention cancel culture.
00:29:54.000 You'll have some people, and I used to get bothered with Bill Burr saying, you know, there's like, right, there's like two guys in the audience, they get over it, right?
00:30:00.000 It's not about two guys in the audience.
00:30:02.000 It's about some people in a position of power, who really don't deserve to be in that position of power, amplifying their voice to try and take away your livelihood.
00:30:11.000 It's about comedians going and complaining to the booker so you never get stage time.
00:30:16.000 No one is arguing that these people are the majority.
00:30:18.000 No one is arguing that, by the way, A white, straight male who produces a show from the black American point of view titled Dear White People, who only transitioned more at December 2020, went from this to this.
00:30:38.000 Right?
00:30:38.000 So it's a straight white male canceling a black man.
00:30:41.000 No one is arguing that that is the majority.
00:30:43.000 Unfortunately, they are in positions of power to dictate what you, the majority, get to watch.
00:30:48.000 So when people say it's not a thing, it's accountability culture, no it's not.
00:30:52.000 It's not.
00:30:53.000 It's people who get furious at somebody for making a joke about biological sex, and then go to the most powerful network in the world, where they happen to be a showrunner for, I don't know if it's popular, but certainly one of their hallmark shows, Dear White People, saying, I'm not going to do any work for you until you fire this guy.
00:31:10.000 For having a different point of view.
00:31:11.000 Can anyone imagine it going the other way?
00:31:13.000 Like, you know what, Netflix?
00:31:14.000 If Dave Chappelle said, I'm not going to finish my contract with you until you take away the pro-transgender agenda pieces that you push on kids.
00:31:21.000 I'm not going to give you anything on Netflix until you take away girls twerking in booty shorts.
00:31:26.000 How about that?
00:31:27.000 No, you can never imagine this going the other way.
00:31:30.000 Well, the whole point really breaks down to that Dave was saying that the transgender movement was more successful and easier than the black movement in our society.
00:31:39.000 Right.
00:31:40.000 And look at what's happening as a result of his special.
00:31:43.000 They're proving his point.
00:31:44.000 No, they're absolutely proving his point.
00:31:45.000 And this is something that I want to point out here, and then I have to let Joe Louis out.
00:31:48.000 Apparently he heard a squirrel or something.
00:31:51.000 This is the part of Chappelle's special that he ends with And I have to assume that people who are boycotting him, the light straight male up until December 2020, still, by the way, bisexuals, I don't know.
00:32:06.000 Okay.
00:32:06.000 The point is, they saw this.
00:32:08.000 This is a woman's room against a wall in a bathroom, supposedly.
00:32:12.000 Within the last six months?
00:32:14.000 I'm just not buying that at all.
00:32:16.000 Within the last six months?
00:32:17.000 It's just nonsense.
00:32:18.000 No, it just doesn't pass the sniff test.
00:32:20.000 That and poop swastikas and nooses at NASCAR.
00:32:23.000 It's like, ah, okay.
00:32:24.000 And no, you shouldn't be in there.
00:32:25.000 You're almost always wrong.
00:32:27.000 I think all swastikas are poopy.
00:32:29.000 Yeah, exactly. Because that was something that people believed, that neo-nazis who actually
00:32:33.000 believe and want to respect the history of Nazism would graffiti it in poop.
00:32:38.000 The only time I have ever seen a neo-nazi was in higher learning.
00:32:44.000 At college?
00:32:44.000 Yeah, the movie.
00:32:47.000 In college.
00:32:48.000 Michael Rappaport.
00:32:49.000 I don't know, I was like, you went to a community college.
00:32:51.000 Could have met one.
00:32:52.000 Yeah, she was wearing a Looney Tunes shirt.
00:32:54.000 Yes.
00:32:55.000 Wearing one of those wolf shirts from the gas station.
00:32:58.000 Three of them howling.
00:32:59.000 So here is the special, here is the portion of the special that these people who are complaining undoubtedly saw and are banking on you not watching.
00:33:07.000 Here's the context of how Dave Chappelle ended the special.
00:33:10.000 But six days after that wonderful night I described to you, my friend Daphne killed herself!
00:33:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:19.000 It's a true story.
00:33:20.000 My heart was broken.
00:33:23.000 Yeah, it wasn't the jokes.
00:33:24.000 I don't know if it was them dragging her.
00:33:26.000 I don't know what's going on in her life, but I bet dragging her didn't help.
00:33:29.000 I was very angry at them.
00:33:31.000 I was very angry at her.
00:33:34.000 I feel like Daphne lied to me.
00:33:35.000 She always says she identified as a woman, and then one day she goes up to the roof of a building and jumps off and kills herself.
00:33:43.000 Clearly, only a man would do some gangster shit like that.
00:33:51.000 Hear me out.
00:33:52.000 As hard as it is to hear a joke like that, I'm telling you right now, Daphne would have loved that joke.
00:33:59.000 That's why she was my friend.
00:34:02.000 It's over.
00:34:04.000 LBGTQ, L-M-N-O-P, Q-I-Z, it is over.
00:34:09.000 I am not telling another joke about you until we are both sure that we are laughing together.
00:34:16.000 I'm telling you, it's done.
00:34:17.000 I'm done talking about it.
00:34:19.000 All I ask from your community, with all humility, will you please stop punching down on my people?
00:34:29.000 Thank you very much, and good night.
00:34:36.000 Okay.
00:34:37.000 Now, whether you feel that that does not erase the misdeeds of the previous comments in his special, Jokes, it's proactive to avoid and to not tell people about that context.
00:34:51.000 When people say taking that out of context, sometimes it becomes sort of just a dodging, right, of responsibility.
00:34:55.000 But here's the thing.
00:34:56.000 If you tell someone—for example, we'll get to it in a little bit where people talk about Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn—if you've read a book And you tell someone this book is horrible because you read them some horrible portion from Chapter 4, but you know that there's redemption in Chapter 10.
00:35:14.000 And you specifically don't tell people about Chapter 10.
00:35:17.000 You are lying about that book.
00:35:19.000 You are now a propagandist.
00:35:21.000 That's what this is at Netflix.
00:35:23.000 It is propaganda.
00:35:25.000 The person knew what happened at minute 5, 6, 16 knows what happened at minute 55.
00:35:32.000 And specifically omits it.
00:35:34.000 Guess what?
00:35:34.000 There are a lot of people out there like me last week.
00:35:36.000 Because I have twins, right?
00:35:37.000 We have people here with the COVID.
00:35:39.000 Don't worry.
00:35:39.000 They're all fine.
00:35:39.000 I repeat myself.
00:35:40.000 They're just staying home so they're not contagious.
00:35:42.000 But I didn't have time to watch the special.
00:35:44.000 But I said, ah, I'm willing to bet that there's some BS.
00:35:47.000 I'm going to watch the special.
00:35:48.000 And I watch it and I go, oh, OK.
00:35:51.000 Of course I've been lied to.
00:35:54.000 Comment below.
00:35:54.000 Does that change your opinion?
00:35:56.000 Does that change your opinion?
00:35:57.000 Even if you're pro-LGBT, does that change your opinion if you think that Dave Chappelle went too far, or if you thought he was hateful, or even if you thought it was mean?
00:36:07.000 That context matters.
00:36:08.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:36:09.000 And I love the way that he told that.
00:36:11.000 Like, I'm not a comedian.
00:36:12.000 You guys know this better than I do, but it's a great way of dealing with tragedy.
00:36:16.000 Like, sometimes it's okay to just laugh about it.
00:36:17.000 And he said it like, Daphne would love that joke.
00:36:19.000 And I didn't see the joke coming.
00:36:21.000 I thought he was just going to end on a really downtrodden part.
00:36:24.000 I was like, oh geez, man.
00:36:25.000 He just made everybody laugh and now everybody's gasping.
00:36:28.000 Then he just turned it around.
00:36:29.000 That's why he's one of the best.
00:36:30.000 I thought it was fantastic, yeah.
00:36:32.000 Well, and it's a great story.
00:36:33.000 It's about having a friend who is transgender, who he lets open for him, you know, who essentially bombs.
00:36:39.000 And then somebody yells out from the crowd, does the carpet match the drapes to attack her?
00:36:43.000 And she turns around and says, actually, I have hardwood floors.
00:36:46.000 And that makes everybody laugh.
00:36:48.000 And it gives you an idea of this woman's sense of humor as well as his.
00:36:53.000 Yeah.
00:36:53.000 So he builds this wonderful base of how he has a relationship with another human being outside of all the BS, outside of doing it just for posturing.
00:37:02.000 Yeah.
00:37:03.000 This is just a relationship he has with somebody.
00:37:05.000 And he's also a black guy who's, you know, known for being irreverent.
00:37:09.000 This isn't probably the easiest thing to talk about on stage.
00:37:12.000 No.
00:37:13.000 But he puts it out there and he puts his life out there.
00:37:15.000 And then he ends it in, I think, a really very fascinating and beautiful way.
00:37:20.000 And especially because he starts it so aggressive, and that's why it's this entire piece.
00:37:24.000 Look- So anything in this piece, though, taken out of it, I feel is out of context.
00:37:28.000 No, I completely agree with you.
00:37:29.000 When people try to act as though Christians- You know what you get from Christians who, by the way, they could tune into any comedy special, particularly Catholics, right?
00:37:36.000 They could tune into any comedy special, hear a joke about priests, or Christians hear jokes about televangelists.
00:37:41.000 Christians don't try to get you banned and don't say that we're going to boycott the world's biggest multimedia producer.
00:37:46.000 I do them in my act and they laugh.
00:37:48.000 Right.
00:37:48.000 And at the most you might get, if it's really, really offensive, you might get this.
00:37:54.000 That's truly, that's the sound my parents make, like when someone uses the Lord's name in vain in a movie.
00:38:00.000 That's it.
00:38:00.000 You don't need to write a letter!
00:38:02.000 Right.
00:38:02.000 Well, there was actually a couple of people in the audience that were... they look... I will not suppose for them, so we have this to pull up real quick.
00:38:10.000 Throw this picture up here.
00:38:11.000 This is in the audience at the Chappelle special?
00:38:14.000 Yes.
00:38:14.000 Yeah.
00:38:17.000 Everybody around them is laughing, except for them.
00:38:23.000 And you know they picked the front row to be like, we're gonna show him our stern face.
00:38:28.000 Do you remember Jack Nicholson when he had the tiny lipstick in Batman?
00:38:31.000 It looks like he got stuck by a stingray.
00:38:37.000 My wife and I watched it and we laughed.
00:38:40.000 We thought it was fantastic.
00:38:42.000 All of his work that he was doing was great.
00:38:43.000 So here's a point that you just made a second ago.
00:38:45.000 The guy that's trying, the girl that is trying to cancel Dave Chappelle.
00:38:49.000 Sorry, I almost screwed up.
00:38:50.000 I really didn't mean to.
00:38:51.000 Hey, I will hit it again.
00:38:52.000 In December 2020, could not have done it.
00:38:56.000 Of course not.
00:38:56.000 There was no way that, at that time, a straight white male, like you said, would have been able to make these kinds of accusations against Dave Chappelle, a black man, and try to get him cancelled.
00:39:05.000 But!
00:39:06.000 The ultra-privilege card, which is the whole point of Dave's show!
00:39:09.000 He was talking about that!
00:39:10.000 My question is, how did this straight white male become the showrunner of Dear White People, written from the perspective of black people?
00:39:16.000 He had a very tiny dog.
00:39:18.000 Well, this is something I think is a legitimate grievance.
00:39:19.000 When black people say, hey, you know, the problem with a lot of the black content out there is you don't really have white writers writing for black voices.
00:39:25.000 I'm like, you know what?
00:39:26.000 That's a legitimate grievance.
00:39:27.000 It makes sense, if you're going to create a show with largely a black cast or about black culture, that you should have a majority of your writers be black.
00:39:35.000 And I don't think it needs to be a pie chart exactly representative of the demographics of the United States.
00:39:39.000 It makes sense.
00:39:40.000 Oh, it makes sense that, let's say you're doing Family Matters, that should probably be... Well, come on.
00:39:44.000 You think there's a white writer on Family Matters?
00:39:46.000 Yeah, who knows?
00:39:47.000 Fresh Prince?
00:39:48.000 I didn't see any white writers.
00:39:50.000 Shaft?
00:39:50.000 Should be written by black... My point is, just like James Bond, it should be written by a bunch of old British white guys who you hate.
00:39:56.000 And it's okay, because it's totally safe to hate them.
00:39:59.000 Mr. Belvedere, I believe, was written by all black people.
00:40:03.000 By the way, Mr. French?
00:40:04.000 There were no French involved.
00:40:07.000 It really doesn't go the other way, though.
00:40:08.000 It doesn't go the other way.
00:40:09.000 It's like, there was no black writers on Elf.
00:40:11.000 There was just a heroin addict.
00:40:12.000 Yes.
00:40:16.000 I'd have a punchline here, but the senior writer was nodding off.
00:40:22.000 I guess I'll just eat another cat and hope he comes too after his last dab of smack.
00:40:29.000 How many cat-eating jokes could you fit into a show before they were like, you know, I think this means something else?
00:40:37.000 Should we keep the cat facade up or should I strap my arm down with the surgical tubing and heat up the teaspoon, or you?
00:40:47.000 Oh, by the way, Google the dad on that show to see what you think.
00:40:51.000 Yeah, no, I know.
00:40:51.000 I'm not saying do it now.
00:40:53.000 We're going to get to, by the way, same tactics being used against Tucker Carlson.
00:40:56.000 And you know, I've said there are things that I disagree with on Tucker Carlson about him.
00:40:59.000 Yeah, of course.
00:40:59.000 I'm not necessarily the biggest fan, but I don't dislike him and I will defend anyone when I believe that there's deliberately an attack in bad faith.
00:41:09.000 They're doing the same thing.
00:41:10.000 But before we get to that, we are not above making corrections on That's true.
00:41:13.000 And last week, or two weeks ago, on September 29th, I made a mistake.
00:41:19.000 I've always said, call us on it.
00:41:21.000 Call us to the mat.
00:41:22.000 I made a mistake by mixing up Kandahar.
00:41:25.000 I said Kandahar when I meant to say Kabul.
00:41:28.000 Now granted, it's two cities that start with K in a crap little country.
00:41:31.000 However, no excuses.
00:41:33.000 I will show you the clip and we will correct it.
00:41:36.000 And you have no idea if an airbase in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by landmines, was an effective stronghold that we should have kept in lieu of trying to depart from crowded Kandahar, one of the most crowded cities, I think the most crowded city, in Afghanistan that had already been overtaken by the Taliban.
00:41:54.000 Here's a picture, side by side, so you can see.
00:41:56.000 You have Bagram Air Base, surrounded by landmines.
00:41:58.000 Kandahar.
00:42:00.000 Hard to tell.
00:42:00.000 I can't tell.
00:42:01.000 It's almost like it would have been helpful to have that second base.
00:42:03.000 Who knows?
00:42:04.000 Now again, this was just me misspeaking.
00:42:06.000 I said Kandahar.
00:42:07.000 I meant to say Kabul.
00:42:08.000 But you need to, look, as an audience, I demand that you, in the comment section, you need to admonish me.
00:42:14.000 Yes.
00:42:15.000 Okay?
00:42:16.000 Well, no, not the comment.
00:42:17.000 Let them know that they need to admonish me.
00:42:18.000 That's what's most important.
00:42:19.000 Oh, that was later on.
00:42:20.000 No, no, no.
00:42:20.000 Just let them know.
00:42:21.000 They need to admonish me.
00:42:23.000 There we go.
00:42:24.000 Admonish.
00:42:25.000 Make it stink.
00:42:27.000 I cannot get away with making these kinds of mistakes.
00:42:31.000 Admonish.
00:42:33.000 I'm just telling him again.
00:42:34.000 Okay.
00:42:35.000 Alright.
00:42:35.000 Appreciate it.
00:42:36.000 What's next?
00:42:36.000 I mix up Kandahar and Kabul?
00:42:39.000 Brian Stelter?
00:42:40.000 With a picture of Google and Twitter rotating Cairo with Facebook?
00:42:44.000 No!
00:42:44.000 So, look, I need to pay the price and we didn't know if I should have the spiked garters to ratchet down, flog myself.
00:42:52.000 Um, but we did decide there needs to be some public admonishment, some public shaming.
00:42:56.000 Uh, so, of course, I still have to, I have to host the show.
00:42:59.000 Right, you have to be in it.
00:43:00.000 Uh, so, um, someone's gonna be, uh, uh, shamed, punished in my, uh, tribute.
00:43:05.000 Even Brendan?
00:43:07.000 🎵🎵🎵 Which one of you is Brendan?
00:43:18.000 Bye.
00:43:20.000 Me.
00:43:21.000 You've been selected for admonishment.
00:43:23.000 What?
00:43:24.000 Again?
00:43:25.000 Yeah.
00:43:28.000 Do I have to?
00:43:30.000 Yeah, let's go.
00:43:32.000 Good morning.
00:43:42.000 Admonish!
00:43:46.000 Ed Moniz!
00:43:48.000 And monies.
00:44:00.000 And Monies.
00:44:12.000 And Monies.
00:44:21.000 You do have to admit that it was a really careless mistake.
00:44:26.000 Yeah, but you were comparing U.S.
00:44:28.000 controlled military airbases.
00:44:30.000 Yeah, and?
00:44:31.000 And, well, Kandahar is used by the U.S.
00:44:34.000 and NATO for military.
00:44:36.000 So it's like... Bro, I don't really care all that much.
00:44:40.000 I can't look.
00:44:40.000 I have the whole admonished setup.
00:44:42.000 Some of them are day raiders.
00:44:43.000 We can't let it go to waste.
00:44:44.000 I understand what you're saying, that they both had military airbases, but I was specifically referencing Kabul and some people got, you know, about the population density.
00:44:52.000 So you did get it wrong.
00:44:54.000 I mean, I got it wrong, but then you get punished because that's in your contract.
00:44:59.000 Admonish.
00:45:03.000 Yeah, give some Brennan's Way too.
00:45:05.000 Let's give more.
00:45:08.000 Admonish.
00:45:09.000 Yeah, it does stick.
00:45:11.000 Alright, you can get going.
00:45:14.000 Severely admonish.
00:45:19.000 That's going to be a bad wall.
00:45:22.000 Yeah.
00:45:22.000 Well, we have them, uh, we pay them for a half day, then they get double overtime.
00:45:25.000 He was bleeding.
00:45:26.000 What?
00:45:27.000 Well, so the point is, they're not going to stop.
00:45:29.000 They have to be out there for a while.
00:45:30.000 Well, that's true, yeah.
00:45:30.000 Don't worry, we have the back exit to leave for our show.
00:45:33.000 All right, let's get to Tucker Carlson rebuttal here.
00:45:37.000 A rebuttal not to Tucker Carlson, but fire Tucker Carlson was trending.
00:45:40.000 Right.
00:45:40.000 And this video comes from... Sorry, it just trends so often.
00:45:45.000 Yes, yeah, exactly.
00:45:46.000 Again?
00:45:47.000 It trends so often, but you realize the attacks are so lazy.
00:45:50.000 It's one of those things... It really is, yeah.
00:45:52.000 He's a white supremacist enough that people believe it.
00:45:56.000 Okay, what we are going to do here is show you the clips that were trending top on Twitter yesterday.
00:46:01.000 I believe number one.
00:46:02.000 And then if you went to the trend, this was number one from the super PAC, Really American.
00:46:07.000 I don't think he's a white supremacist.
00:46:09.000 I just think he likes them a little more.
00:46:11.000 Maybe he likes them a little more.
00:46:12.000 We all have preferences.
00:46:13.000 It's National Coming Out Day.
00:46:16.000 So they raised, Super PAC, Really American raised $1.8 million during the 2020 election.
00:46:22.000 Almost all of its money is spent against Republicans.
00:46:24.000 The entire business model is, it's creating hit pieces on notable Republicans, conservatives, right?
00:46:31.000 These things exist.
00:46:32.000 Sometimes they, this is why, let me be really clear.
00:46:34.000 This is why I do this show.
00:46:35.000 This is the only show that I'll ever do.
00:46:37.000 Because a lot of conservative media is a bunch of non-profit people, too, and people are beholden to that.
00:46:42.000 And it sucks.
00:46:42.000 The only people who are beholden to you... First off, we're not funded by a non-profit.
00:46:46.000 We're not funded by a foreign caliphate, like Al Jazeera.
00:46:49.000 We're quite literally funded by you and... We can't even say we get Google funding!
00:46:53.000 So do consider joining Mug Club.
00:46:55.000 Yeah.
00:46:56.000 But this is a portion of the clip, and I want to show you what they say, and then show you the exact clip that they're referencing, giving you context, kind of like with Dave Chappelle.
00:47:05.000 Context over content.
00:47:06.000 If that's nothing, if there's nothing else you leave with today, context over content.
00:47:11.000 I make it a rule on this show that if we say something that's something that could be taken, perceived as, all you need to do is extend it 30 seconds in either direction, you'll say, oh, okay, well, that's totally reasonable, or I understand that that's a joke.
00:47:24.000 That's generally the rule.
00:47:27.000 He says in this video, the guy from Really... what is it?
00:47:30.000 Really American?
00:47:31.000 What is it?
00:47:32.000 Really, Really American.
00:47:33.000 Oh my gosh, that's just a really awful... Super Really American.
00:47:35.000 Sounds like an old navy sail.
00:47:38.000 So Really American says that Tucker Carlson is basically saying all of our problems are from non-white people.
00:47:44.000 Here you go.
00:47:45.000 Tucker Carlson just said this.
00:47:46.000 There are no organized white supremacist forces in this country.
00:47:49.000 Okay, there's two ways to interpret that.
00:47:51.000 One is that white people like me aren't quite as supreme as advertised.
00:47:54.000 Secret forces you can't see.
00:47:56.000 But I don't think that's what Tucker meant.
00:47:57.000 White supremacists!
00:47:58.000 He's saying all the trouble in America is because people who aren't white don't know their place.
00:48:02.000 Remember that when they come for you.
00:48:04.000 Oh my god, what a stroke, man.
00:48:06.000 For crying out loud, I just had to beat our number two employee here for saying Kandahar instead of Kabul.
00:48:14.000 I just wish I could strawman this shit out of everything I don't like and have no accountability.
00:48:19.000 But you said it, number two employee.
00:48:21.000 I said it.
00:48:23.000 I'm gonna break a pool cue, you all can have tryouts.
00:48:26.000 Basically, Tucker Carlson said the white supremacists are disorganized.
00:48:30.000 No, here's the thing, we have the full clip, so if you take the clip in context... Even out of it?
00:48:34.000 Look, I know, this clip's so short that he just strums in.
00:48:37.000 What Tucker Carlson is saying is, this is something we do on the show, I go, Let's listen to what they say.
00:48:42.000 Anytime I do a John Oliver rebuttal, I say, go and watch the whole video.
00:48:44.000 Yeah.
00:48:45.000 Even though it's against my best, it's against my best interest for you to support that content on YouTube so that it autoplays him or, God forbid, Seth Meyers after this show.
00:48:53.000 Still don't know how that's happening.
00:48:54.000 But full context, Tucker Carlson was discussing mask mandates and specifically rebutting a claim.
00:49:00.000 You tell me with this full clip if Tucker Carlson is saying white people are better than brown people.
00:49:05.000 What used to be called legitimate civic disagreement Is this really about people being upset about mask mandates?
00:49:17.000 Or are there sort of underlying disruptive forces, white nationalists, anarchists, whatever in this country, that are using mask mandates and a public health crisis to sort of wage chaos?
00:49:29.000 Get that moron off television.
00:49:30.000 That's hurting the country.
00:49:31.000 I mean, come on now.
00:49:32.000 They're racist now?
00:49:34.000 They're racist because they don't want their kids to be masked?
00:49:37.000 Imagine saying something like that.
00:49:40.000 There are underlying forces at work.
00:49:42.000 Secret forces you can't see.
00:49:44.000 Must be QAnon or white supremacists.
00:49:47.000 There are no organized white supremacist forces in this country.
00:49:49.000 We have a lot of problems.
00:49:50.000 That's not one of them.
00:49:52.000 Ah, that's clearly him saying all of our problems are from brown people, are from non-white people that don't know their place.
00:49:58.000 That's what he said.
00:49:58.000 That's what I heard.
00:49:59.000 This is something that, it's not just what's being done, the lie.
00:50:03.000 Look, not only the intent, but what these people are estimating the outcome will be when they take clips so out of context.
00:50:12.000 Yeah.
00:50:12.000 When they take that clip and they say, Tucker Carlson made a white supremacist comment saying that white people are better than... Look, they're expecting you to not watch the full clip in context.
00:50:21.000 People at Really American, people at MSNBC, they believe you're stupid people.
00:50:27.000 Because only a stupid person would believe that if they watched the clip in context.
00:50:30.000 They believe that you are fundamentally stupid people, and that's why stupid people like you out there shouldn't have the right to communicate information on social media, shouldn't have the right to forward emails, shouldn't have the right to express your opinion because you're too stupid.
00:50:44.000 They understand what Tucker Carlson is actually saying, that he supports white supremacists.
00:50:48.000 Let's go on to the next clip from Really American.
00:50:52.000 Well, how about, just real quick, it's been over two years.
00:50:56.000 People are tired of masks.
00:50:57.000 Yeah.
00:50:58.000 Just leave it at that.
00:50:59.000 Right, exactly.
00:51:00.000 That's exactly it.
00:51:01.000 And he went on to make that point, too, but they were saying, what are the other reasons with mask mandates?
00:51:05.000 Well, you know what?
00:51:05.000 We have a man on the street coming up pretty soon where I interviewed a bunch of privileged white people in an area of town, and then interviewed black people.
00:51:12.000 Guess who opposed mask mandates more?
00:51:13.000 Guess who opposed vaccine mandates more?
00:51:15.000 Don't worry!
00:51:15.000 Don't worry!
00:51:15.000 Don't worry, stupid black people.
00:51:17.000 MSNBC will speak for you.
00:51:18.000 Don't worry, dumb African American says, really American?
00:51:22.000 We will speak for you.
00:51:23.000 When Tucker Carlson says mask mandates having a strong disapproval rating is not because of race, it's really because you're stupid.
00:51:32.000 And I know that many of you black people out there are actually opposed to the vaccine mandates and mask mandates.
00:51:37.000 You're stupid.
00:51:38.000 Let me educate you.
00:51:39.000 That's what they are saying.
00:51:40.000 And I know someone's going to try and take that out of the contest and say, Stephen said stupid black people.
00:51:43.000 No, I'm saying they are saying stupid black people.
00:51:46.000 Because there's a significantly higher percentage of black Americans who are mistrustful of government than certainly the mostly privileged white people who run Really American or MSNBC.
00:51:56.000 Here's another thing that they said.
00:51:58.000 Again, this was trending on Twitter.
00:51:59.000 Didn't see a fact check!
00:52:02.000 When black people protest, it's a riot.
00:52:04.000 When white people protest, it's democracy.
00:52:05.000 He makes this.
00:52:06.000 This is another straw man taking things out of context.
00:52:08.000 Here you go.
00:52:09.000 When black people protest, it's a riot.
00:52:11.000 The Antifa domestic terror movement.
00:52:13.000 When white people protest, it's democracy.
00:52:15.000 Have you been a good little Nazi?
00:52:17.000 Okay.
00:52:18.000 He said Antifa.
00:52:19.000 Yeah, a couple of things here.
00:52:22.000 Even as absurd as that is, the guy with the corn haircut yelling, John Favreau in PCU?
00:52:28.000 Yes!
00:52:29.000 He took one clip of someone yelling, by the way, who waited their turn to get up and spew... We're going to show the clip, just so you know, so I can show you the worst that's happened at these municipal meetings, by the way.
00:52:41.000 What you're about to see is the worst thing that has happened And contrast that, of course, with billions of dollars in damages, with thousands of arrests, and hundreds of casualties, with Black Lives Matter and Antifa riots.
00:52:54.000 But here you go.
00:52:55.000 What he is trying to say is, when black people protest, it's a riot.
00:52:58.000 When white people protest, it's democracy.
00:53:01.000 Here's the weirdest, strongest argument they could pull.
00:53:04.000 You will never relinquish it.
00:53:06.000 Do you think that the four feet of marble that holds you above, high in this chamber, will help you from the fate of humanity which you are unleashing?
00:53:20.000 No!
00:53:21.000 It won't!
00:53:23.000 Your children and your children's children will be subjugated!
00:53:28.000 They will be asked, how many vaccines have you had?
00:53:32.000 Have you been a good little Nazi?
00:53:35.000 Heil Fauci!
00:53:41.000 Heil Fauci!
00:53:43.000 When does Alex take his wig off?
00:53:47.000 Disguises.
00:53:48.000 I like it.
00:53:50.000 It's not the delivery I would have used, but you know what?
00:53:53.000 Not wrong!
00:53:54.000 He's not wrong on what he said!
00:53:57.000 Just the fact that he's sitting at a desk and leaning into a microphone means he's respecting that he's supposed to be at that spot at that microphone.
00:54:04.000 He's not burning down a Walgreens.
00:54:06.000 No, and he's also not threatening the lives of them.
00:54:08.000 He basically said, you are unleashing forces that you cannot hope to control once they're out.
00:54:13.000 And your kids will pay the price.
00:54:15.000 That's exactly what he was saying.
00:54:16.000 He was saying it very loudly.
00:54:18.000 I'm coming for you, Hulk Hogan!
00:54:19.000 With reds for days, but still.
00:54:21.000 They burned down Seattle.
00:54:23.000 Nobody thought it was all black people.
00:54:26.000 He's let Antifa shut in the core people of Seattle.
00:54:29.000 I think Antifa, I think whites.
00:54:30.000 Yes, generally speaking.
00:54:33.000 We ran into some Antifa people who were black.
00:54:35.000 They're not there.
00:54:37.000 But the point is here, can anyone, anyone, and this is an actual challenge, anyone show me any incident, for example, of a parent right now running in, a mass shooting.
00:54:45.000 At a PTA meeting?
00:54:47.000 At a municipal board meeting?
00:54:48.000 I know they've said, shame on you, shame on you, you're trying to subjugate us, I know that's gotten heated, I know that people have yelled, but guess what?
00:54:54.000 Here's the thing, the argument that Really American is making...
00:54:58.000 Is actually correct!
00:54:59.000 It's true!
00:55:00.000 When there are riots in the streets, the Black Lives Matter protests, again we're talking about I think close to a thousand officer casualties when you're talking about injuries and you're talking about also deaths including officer David Dorn, four people shot and shattered, you're talking about two billion dollars worth of damages, talking about thousands of arrests, that is a riot!
00:55:17.000 When people get up and yell at a town hall or a municipal meeting, even if they're yelling, that is democracy!
00:55:27.000 The point is, they're tipping their hand.
00:55:29.000 Do you see that?
00:55:30.000 Really American is tipping their hand saying, see, we don't like what they're saying, even if they wait their turn, even if they're peaceful.
00:55:37.000 If we don't like what they're saying, shut them down.
00:55:40.000 They're not even arguing that parents out there are violent.
00:55:44.000 Do you know how I know?
00:55:45.000 Look, right now, let's look at the FBI and DOJ and what they're doing right now.
00:55:49.000 They're going to investigate parents.
00:55:51.000 Yeah.
00:55:52.000 This is, pardon my language, okay, if you have kids right there, this is fucking terrifying.
00:55:59.000 It is evil.
00:56:01.000 And all of this was shoehorned in under the guise of the Patriot Act a long time ago where, and I understood it at the time, my mistake.
00:56:09.000 Now I wasn't even old enough to vote for George Bush at this point.
00:56:12.000 That being said, I thought, okay, I understand because we're facing terrorism.
00:56:16.000 But you know what?
00:56:17.000 Libertarians and conservatives and people who opposed it were right because now what was originally designed to be used, right, to secure us from foreign threats, to spy on foreign threats, is now being used internally to investigate and to monitor Americans at an unprecedented level.
00:56:36.000 This is what's important.
00:56:37.000 When people say, well, Democrats didn't oppose the debt ceiling being raised under Trump.
00:56:41.000 Trump spent some money.
00:56:43.000 You're absolutely right.
00:56:44.000 And on this show, we weren't big fans of the $1.5 trillion bill when we were talking about the COVID pandemic.
00:56:48.000 We thought, listen, we just have to march our way through it.
00:56:51.000 But do you really want to compare that to what are we now?
00:56:55.000 Seven trillion dollars in the first six months?
00:56:57.000 The scale is different!
00:56:59.000 Sure, Americans have had to be patted down at the TSA or go through those nudie x-ray machines, which we all oppose, but the level with which the pernicious nature of this government using what were designed to be tools in times of war simply to investigate and intimidate political dissidents by admission.
00:57:19.000 No one said that they're violent right now.
00:57:21.000 No.
00:57:22.000 At these meetings.
00:57:23.000 Let's flip that really quickly.
00:57:25.000 Actual domestic terrorists.
00:57:27.000 Antifa, in Black Lives Matter, who've killed people.
00:57:29.000 Killed people who've committed billions of dollars in damages.
00:57:33.000 Merrick Garland, right?
00:57:35.000 I think we have a montage clip.
00:57:36.000 What did he say when asked if they were investigating these people?
00:57:39.000 We look at Antifa as more of an ideology or a movement.
00:57:44.000 than an organization.
00:57:45.000 Do you regard assaults on federal courthouses or other federal property as acts of domestic
00:57:49.000 extremism, domestic terrorism?
00:57:52.000 So an attack on a courthouse while in operation plainly is domestic extremism.
00:58:03.000 Say it, terrorism.
00:58:04.000 Domestic terrorism.
00:58:06.000 An attack simply on government property at night or any other kind of circumstances is a clear crime and a serious one and should be punished.
00:58:14.000 Both are criminal, but one is a core attack on our democratic institutions.
00:58:22.000 Oh, okay.
00:58:22.000 So, like burning down a courthouse?
00:58:24.000 Remember when they said, hey, an insurrection.
00:58:27.000 Look, an insurrection, let's be clear, an insurrection requires a plan to overthrow the government.
00:58:31.000 Right.
00:58:32.000 Not like, ah, I had a few O'Douls and I'm here.
00:58:36.000 Taking a blow to your mouth.
00:58:37.000 I'm a non-alcoholic, right?
00:58:38.000 Give me the Figure of Stinger, what the hell's the difference?
00:58:39.000 The point is, when you talk about an insurrection, it requires a plan.
00:58:43.000 Yeah.
00:58:43.000 And an insurrection can happen at a national level, it can happen at a federal level, it can happen at a local level.
00:58:47.000 What about burning down a courthouse?
00:58:48.000 What about firebombing a police precinct?
00:58:51.000 Is that not considered an insurrection?
00:58:53.000 Hey, when we talk about domestic extremism, which by the way we're talking about terrorism, terrorism is violence as a means to an end to subjugate and implement a point of view.
00:59:03.000 Do you think that, are you a Trump supporter?
00:59:05.000 We've got a Trump supporter here!
00:59:07.000 Bam, bam to the face like Travis Bickle.
00:59:10.000 Do you think that that might be domestic terrorism?
00:59:12.000 That happened in Chaz, Seattle.
00:59:15.000 Not a peep.
00:59:16.000 No, not a peep at all.
00:59:16.000 And I love how he pivots away from this.
00:59:18.000 He's like, well, if the courthouse wasn't, you know, in use, I mean, if they waited until 5.01, I think it was fine.
00:59:24.000 But here's what he didn't say.
00:59:25.000 Police stations were burned with police officers still there, Merrick.
00:59:31.000 Talk to me about that.
00:59:32.000 Because every single time this came up, it was the peaceful protest part that they showed.
00:59:36.000 They were like, look, I don't have a problem with people protesting.
00:59:39.000 If you go out on the highway and get hit by a car, sorry, I'm not going to feel super sorry for you.
00:59:43.000 But when you start to attack police officers, looting Nike, burning Walgreens, and Burger King, and courthouses, that's different.
00:59:51.000 I don't have a problem with you marching in the street.
00:59:52.000 I have a problem with you that the entire precinct, the officers left the building looking like Darkman.
00:59:56.000 That's my primary problem.
00:59:58.000 You turned him into a Sam Raimi film with no No consideration for what happens to our... So, now let's contrast that.
01:00:05.000 Merrick Garland urging the FBI to mobilize against parent protests.
01:00:10.000 Saying, reading it, in recent months there's been a disturbing spike in harassment, intimidation, and threats of violence against school board administrators, board members, teachers, and staff.
01:00:20.000 So when you combine all that harassment, intimidation, intimidation, and threats of violence, makes me think it's bullshit.
01:00:25.000 Here's why.
01:00:26.000 When I've actually had real death threats and I've had to be on the phone with law enforcement
01:00:30.000 officials, let's put it that way, I never said like, well, I get harassed, I get bullied,
01:00:35.000 oh, and by the way, here's someone who threatened to kill my wife and sent a picture of her
01:00:39.000 to work.
01:00:40.000 I didn't do that.
01:00:41.000 That was kind of, you know, I didn't bury the lead.
01:00:43.000 That's how I know it's bullshit.
01:00:45.000 When people go, I get bullied.
01:00:46.000 Okay.
01:00:47.000 All right.
01:00:48.000 Check my Twitter replies.
01:00:49.000 Check the comments section.
01:00:51.000 When there are legitimate threats, and I get them all the time, they are sent and I go, this is a legitimate threat.
01:00:56.000 This is what I'm afraid of.
01:00:57.000 Saying there's harassment and bullying and threats of violence.
01:01:00.000 Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:01.000 What threats of violence?
01:01:01.000 Well, you know, it's kind of like they don't, they're going to do, they do all the things.
01:01:05.000 They say, you heard about the harassment part.
01:01:07.000 I'm asking about the threats of violence and are they credible?
01:01:11.000 Dave, you can get to your... Dave just had to go to the bathroom.
01:01:13.000 He had a small bladder.
01:01:13.000 So again, this is the same guy who didn't have an answer when we're talking about Antifa and Black Lives Matter.
01:01:17.000 He wrote, in the coming days the department will announce a series of measures designed to address the rise in criminal conduct directed towards school personnel.
01:01:27.000 Anyone have a rap sheet?
01:01:28.000 We've made a rap sheet available.
01:01:29.000 Again, all references, all sources are available at loudearthcreditor.com.
01:01:32.000 We have a link in the description.
01:01:33.000 We have a long rap sheet with Black Lives Matter and Antifa.
01:01:35.000 Where's the rap sheet for these parents?
01:01:38.000 The guy wearing a Korn guitarist haircut post-2004?
01:01:42.000 Well, I mean, I think what he is saying, he's so loosely defining what he's going after, it's people being held accountable on school boards for what they're doing to these people's children.
01:01:51.000 Yeah.
01:01:52.000 You don't like that, I get it, resign!
01:01:54.000 And let me get through this here because... Why have the PTA meeting?
01:01:58.000 Good point.
01:01:58.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:01:59.000 That's what it's there for.
01:02:00.000 Like so?
01:02:00.000 Everyone good?
01:02:01.000 Teaching boys about chicks with dicks and that Boo Radley was a racist?
01:02:05.000 Looks like my work is done here!
01:02:07.000 Wait, we have a question.
01:02:08.000 Do you disagree?
01:02:08.000 Work is done.
01:02:09.000 Yeah, it's time for my edibles.
01:02:12.000 Do I need to call the FBI?
01:02:14.000 Exactly.
01:02:15.000 Let's look at the phone.
01:02:17.000 It's right here.
01:02:17.000 It's a jitterbug that just called them.
01:02:21.000 I am directing the FBI, working with each U.S.
01:02:23.000 attorney, to convene meetings with federal, state, local, and tribal leaders.
01:02:27.000 Got to include them.
01:02:28.000 Tribal leaders?
01:02:29.000 They're surprised at that letter.
01:02:30.000 What?
01:02:31.000 Apparently schools that aren't on the... They're hosting parent, teacher, or so... Why didn't we think of that?
01:02:37.000 You rolled an eight.
01:02:38.000 That's time to pay up.
01:02:39.000 Yes.
01:02:41.000 When I hear from the mother of a buffalo soldier... Yes.
01:02:46.000 Justin Hoffman, stop sleeping in our teepees!
01:02:48.000 So, convene meetings with federal, state, local, and tribal leaders.
01:02:52.000 Facilitate the discussion and strategies for addressing threats against school administrators, board members, teachers, and staff.
01:02:58.000 And we'll open dedicated lines for threat reporting, assessment, and response.
01:03:04.000 And of course this was spurred by the National School Board Association asking protesters to be deemed domestic terrorists.
01:03:09.000 By the way, this This is the same association, especially when you look at the control of unions and education, who have much harsher restrictions here than in places like Europe when it comes to masks.
01:03:19.000 Because in Europe, in places like Norway, in places like the UK, they have said, well, there's no science for masks in children in schools, and we don't think that it's worth it, and it's actually very—there is harm for children.
01:03:29.000 That's what they've said with governments in Europe.
01:03:31.000 The United States is being more stringent about this, and keep in mind that this national association said, we're not going to go back to class until—and then insert whatever Right.
01:03:40.000 Cause three months vacation out of the year is not enough.
01:03:44.000 Not enough for the real heroes.
01:03:45.000 No, no, no, absolutely not.
01:03:46.000 And by the way, they wrote that, they wrote that letter to the White House and within a week, Merrick Garland comes out with his thing saying, we're going to get the FBI involved.
01:03:55.000 And they said, they threw in the catch line for everything.
01:03:58.000 They wanted domestic terrorism and hate speech.
01:04:01.000 They think they said specifically, they said, we think that it rises potentially maybe to this level.
01:04:07.000 And I'm like, hate speech?
01:04:08.000 Oh, there's the word that we can't define.
01:04:09.000 He said it!
01:04:10.000 He said it again!
01:04:11.000 Ah!
01:04:11.000 Exactly!
01:04:13.000 The hate speech that's inappropriate, speech that could be considered a terrorist threat, by the way, we're going to show you some clips, could literally be repeating the curriculum back to them.
01:04:22.000 I warn you, if you have kids right now, this isn't a trigger warning, I just don't want kids watching something, but unfortunately they're teaching it in schools.
01:04:27.000 Yeah.
01:04:28.000 There are parents protesting pornographic material, racist material, and if they try and read it at the PTA, they try and shut them down and say it's inappropriate.
01:04:34.000 So keep that in mind, repeating the words that your teachers deliver to your children when they have authority of them, and you are not able to defend your child.
01:04:46.000 is considered a terrorist threat.
01:04:47.000 Let's be clear about that.
01:04:48.000 They have your kids for eight hours a day, and this is the kind of shit that they're teaching them.
01:04:52.000 I am surprised that more parents aren't livid.
01:04:54.000 Let's start off lightly.
01:04:55.000 So, here's some examples.
01:04:57.000 Critical race theory.
01:04:57.000 People try and say, oh, it's a boogeyman.
01:04:59.000 It's a real thing.
01:04:59.000 No, it's not.
01:05:00.000 It was just mandated by Gavin Newsom.
01:05:03.000 California, under the disguise of ethnic studies, but of course it talks about racial superiority and hierarchy and things like white privilege.
01:05:11.000 Last year, California teachers and the education organizations released a toolkit called A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction.
01:05:20.000 What does that mean?
01:05:20.000 Huh.
01:05:21.000 Yeah, it's called 2 plus 2 equals 4.
01:05:23.000 Divide it up by 4, you each get 1.
01:05:25.000 Shut up and do your test.
01:05:27.000 Would he just make it harder for the Asians?
01:05:29.000 Just make their math work harder?
01:05:32.000 The toolkit is described as resources and guidance to support black, Latinx, and multilingual students to thrive in grades 6 through 8.
01:05:43.000 By the way, do you know how you know that this is bullshit?
01:05:45.000 Latinx is in there time and time again.
01:05:47.000 We went out, we asked people.
01:05:49.000 There has been empirical data that shows that Latin Americans, that Latino Americans, Hispanic Americans find the term offensive.
01:05:56.000 You stupid white bitch.
01:05:58.000 They don't like it.
01:05:59.000 That's how you know this is bullcrap.
01:06:01.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:06:02.000 Well, if their plan is anything like what's going on in San Francisco, where they actually decoupled this track and they're like, oh, hey, you guys that are really good at math and you would be in advanced placement, well, that's racist now, so we're going to have to put you back in the other class with everybody else.
01:06:14.000 Which, by the way, that's something that is happening in San Francisco.
01:06:16.000 We weren't planning on talking about it.
01:06:17.000 I, being raised in high school, I was no longer in bilingual education, because I was raised, you know, they thought I was learning disabled until fourth grade.
01:06:23.000 So, I speak French pretty well.
01:06:24.000 My mom's French.
01:06:25.000 I learned how to read and write French first.
01:06:28.000 I realize that colleges look at your transcripts.
01:06:30.000 Yeah.
01:06:31.000 They don't look at the actual level of course load, like if you have advanced French and stuff.
01:06:34.000 No idea.
01:06:35.000 So, I never wanted to be an advanced French.
01:06:37.000 Well, because I figured I could get like a 96 in normal French and I'd probably be, you know, I'd be running a 60 or 70 in advanced French.
01:06:37.000 Why?
01:06:44.000 So, they used to have... Like in Asian with Math?
01:06:48.000 Yes!
01:06:49.000 I swear to God, I swear, I swear this is true.
01:06:51.000 We used to have something at Centennial Regional High School.
01:06:54.000 People out there, you can let me know.
01:06:55.000 Maybe it's a thing across Quebec called Rep in June.
01:06:57.000 Which is actually a good idea, which is if you fail the subject throughout the year.
01:07:01.000 You had two weeks, and it was like summer school, you had two weeks where you could do a concentrated course, take the test again, it was a provincial test, and if you beat the test, whatever your grade was, I don't remember the threshold, then you could actually continue and not be held back.
01:07:14.000 But people who didn't fail anything, you had what you would have as like baseball, or you'd have home economics, you get to do a bunch of fun stuff.
01:07:22.000 Unfortunately, if you had scored too highly in the regular level subjects throughout the year, instead of getting to pick Whiffleball Golf, which I did, I got put for two weeks in June in Advanced French Class.
01:07:36.000 And I told, and I just was screwing around, I was like, I don't want to do this, and I remember Madame, her name was Madame Gamache, she's like, I don't know why you're doing this, there's so much potential.
01:07:43.000 I'm like, I don't want potential!
01:07:44.000 I don't want any potential.
01:07:46.000 I just want to get a free grade that's really easy, where I do je suis tu et il est nous sommes vous et write basic verb tenses.
01:07:52.000 I don't want to be in advanced French.
01:07:54.000 He's like, well, just make the most of it.
01:07:55.000 I didn't show up.
01:07:56.000 I pulled off my French teacher's wig.
01:07:58.000 I went down to the office.
01:07:59.000 I said, I am not going to do this.
01:08:01.000 I will not be in advanced French.
01:08:03.000 I'm not that smart, but in bobo French, which is what we called it, I am a genius and I want it to stay that way.
01:08:09.000 Lo and behold, come eighth grade, advanced French!
01:08:13.000 I never made honor roll again!
01:08:16.000 I love how you were trying to dumb it down.
01:08:18.000 You were basically trying to do what San Francisco is forcing everybody to do now, right?
01:08:22.000 That's the whole point!
01:08:24.000 Colleges don't care.
01:08:25.000 They don't care.
01:08:26.000 They do care about advanced placement.
01:08:27.000 No, for crying out loud.
01:08:29.000 They don't.
01:08:29.000 My brother went to UT and they didn't even know what to do with the system because it only goes to 11th grade and you have Sage up there like, ah, we'll just make you a sophomore.
01:08:38.000 So in other words, if they don't even understand, do you think they're going to look and be like, oh, your French is French 401, not French 402?
01:08:44.000 They have no idea.
01:08:45.000 That's true.
01:08:45.000 They just go, you got a 95 in French.
01:08:47.000 Oh, we should put you in the international program.
01:08:49.000 You could be part of the student UN.
01:08:52.000 My point is, just aim to be really good when compared to mediocrity.
01:08:58.000 Well that's what they're doing it for.
01:08:59.000 You won't even have to aim for that anymore.
01:09:01.000 So okay, back to San Francisco.
01:09:02.000 The toolkit consists of five strides on the path to math equity.
01:09:07.000 Stride one is dismantling racism in mathematics instruction.
01:09:11.000 I always thought the cosine tangent seemed a little like a pointed hat.
01:09:15.000 Its first chapter includes a section on dismantling white supremacy in math classroom.
01:09:20.000 Oh good!
01:09:21.000 Some of the listed ways in math.
01:09:22.000 Because whites are the supreme people in math.
01:09:25.000 What are you adding up K's to 3's?
01:09:29.000 It's strikeouts in baseball, okay?
01:09:31.000 You can't see a 3.
01:09:33.000 This sign is wrong.
01:09:35.000 Why are you putting advanced students into classes with students that are awful and don't want to be there?
01:09:41.000 I don't know, for the same reason they're putting them in white supremacy math.
01:09:45.000 You'll just obliterate the curve.
01:09:49.000 I remember when I did join my local Neo-Nazi chapter, the flashing hand signal, it was basically just multiplication cards.
01:09:56.000 I was like, I don't know my seventh!
01:09:59.000 Did they make you chug a liter of water?
01:10:01.000 I had the same.
01:10:02.000 Firehose.
01:10:02.000 Hazing.
01:10:04.000 So, some of the listed ways that math perpetuates white supremacy.
01:10:07.000 This is from equitablemath.org, so you know it's official.
01:10:09.000 The focus on getting the right answer.
01:10:11.000 That's wrong.
01:10:12.000 It perpetuates white supremacy.
01:10:13.000 Wait, what?
01:10:14.000 Students are being tracked.
01:10:16.000 Wait, what?
01:10:18.000 These are examples that math... The focus on getting the right answer.
01:10:21.000 Yes.
01:10:22.000 Students are required to show their work.
01:10:23.000 Grading practices are focused on lack of knowledge.
01:10:26.000 So look... Just wanted to make sure I heard you right before I went home and ended it.
01:10:30.000 Yes.
01:10:31.000 Yes, you and the showrunner for Netflix because of Dave Chappelle's tawdry jokes.
01:10:36.000 Look!
01:10:36.000 Look!
01:10:39.000 This is racist!
01:10:40.000 It's saying that getting the right answer in math class is white supremacy!
01:10:45.000 You are so racist!
01:10:47.000 Not even kind of racist!
01:10:49.000 You are the problem!
01:10:50.000 Again, what are they saying?
01:10:51.000 You stupid black people.
01:10:53.000 Yeah.
01:10:53.000 You can't be expected to get the right answer in math.
01:10:56.000 We shouldn't expect you to show your work.
01:10:58.000 Math should not... That's a construct of white supremacy.
01:11:02.000 Don't worry.
01:11:03.000 And I guarantee if you ask black people, hey, 2 plus 2 equals what?
01:11:03.000 Don't worry.
01:11:08.000 Do you think that you should get graded on being correct on that?
01:11:10.000 Yeah!
01:11:11.000 This guy gets it wrong.
01:11:12.000 Should he get it wrong?
01:11:13.000 Yeah!
01:11:13.000 Well, a bunch of rich white bitches say that that's racist.
01:11:16.000 They're not going to be on board with this.
01:11:18.000 This isn't coming from black Americans.
01:11:20.000 I'm not saying I speak for black Americans.
01:11:22.000 But neither do you, EquitableMath.org.
01:11:25.000 I guarantee it.
01:11:26.000 Outside of getting the answer right, which God I hope is the right thing for engineers when they're kind of designing the airplane.
01:11:32.000 I want the math to work out on that.
01:11:34.000 And bridges.
01:11:34.000 But, also, showing your work.
01:11:37.000 Those are the two most important things in mathematics.
01:11:40.000 Otherwise, you don't need it.
01:11:42.000 You really shouldn't teach it, because showing your work makes you work through a problem, it makes you find out where you're making a mistake, and it makes you be diligent.
01:11:49.000 That's why Asians are better at math.
01:11:50.000 It's not because they're just gifted at math.
01:11:52.000 They will work on a problem longer than other people groups will work on it.
01:11:55.000 Also, it's because of linguistics.
01:11:56.000 If you look at the Asian language, and not only that, but also their primary crop, rice, is very persnickety, so it requires a very scientific approach.
01:12:02.000 You've read Malcolm Gladwell, haven't you?
01:12:04.000 Well, I've read a lot about this, and I know he writes about it, but it is true.
01:12:07.000 There are cultural reasons, and of course, it's very highly prized in Asian-American households.
01:12:12.000 Right.
01:12:12.000 Apparently this is racist.
01:12:13.000 Like, hey, guess what?
01:12:14.000 Asians are good at math!
01:12:16.000 Blacks are good at jazz!
01:12:19.000 Oh no!
01:12:19.000 I was wrong!
01:12:21.000 Who's the Asian-American Coltrane equivalent?
01:12:23.000 I know, someone's gonna... Yo-Yo Ma?
01:12:25.000 I mean, I don't know.
01:12:26.000 Well, I wish I would have gone to school now.
01:12:28.000 I would have graduated with honor.
01:12:30.000 I was like, what did you learn?
01:12:31.000 Nothing.
01:12:32.000 I got nothing right.
01:12:33.000 A+.
01:12:33.000 And you can't prove it.
01:12:34.000 Dave just brought up a great point.
01:12:36.000 You show your work and say that everything's racist, you'll get an A. You just put all the gifted and talented people in the class where they're going to get beat up for the answers on the test.
01:12:44.000 Oh my gosh.
01:12:45.000 Do you have any idea how easy it would be for me to bullshit my way through this class?
01:12:48.000 That's why I never got below an A plus on humanities class.
01:12:51.000 Dude, they're going to be doing bookkeeping for other students and drug runners.
01:12:56.000 It's the stupidest idea!
01:12:58.000 My trigonometry would have just been writing down, well actually, if you understand trigonometry and its roots in white supremacy, most black Americans weren't allowed to own property, therefore they wouldn't need to figure out the size of their triangular lot, which is perfectly shaped.
01:13:11.000 Break yourself, fool!
01:13:12.000 So, actually, I think, and they'd be like, A plus!
01:13:14.000 Right, exactly.
01:13:15.000 I believe it's trigonometry.
01:13:18.000 You know how bored these guys are going to be in class?
01:13:21.000 They're used to solving very complex theoretical math problems and you're going to put them in algebra?
01:13:27.000 What?
01:13:28.000 That's exactly my point, thank you.
01:13:29.000 Okay.
01:13:30.000 My eyes glazed over.
01:13:31.000 Okay, so look, this is the bullcrap with things like math, where you think that they shouldn't be involving any of the humanities.
01:13:37.000 That's so stupid!
01:13:37.000 But this past month in Fairfax, Virginia, again, the FBI DOJ wants to investigate you for this.
01:13:41.000 If you're mad about that, if you think all of us right now, as parents, if we were dumb enough to put our kids in public school... Don't do it.
01:13:47.000 Right?
01:13:48.000 No.
01:13:48.000 We'd show up and be mad, they would say, you're potentially domestic terrorist for saying the right answer is the right answer in math.
01:13:54.000 But there's more to it.
01:13:55.000 Fairfax, Virginia this past month, watch how they react when hearing their own curriculum.
01:14:00.000 Read back to them.
01:14:01.000 Parents protested, and I warn you if you have kids here, though we've bleeped it, I think we've caught everything.
01:14:07.000 They protested pornographic school books there at the library.
01:14:10.000 Here you go.
01:14:11.000 After seeing a September 9th school board meeting in Texas on pornography in the schools, I decided to check the titles at my child's school.
01:14:21.000 Both of these books include pedophilia, sex between men and boys.
01:14:28.000 Scout's manual?
01:14:30.000 Both books describe different acts.
01:14:33.000 One book describes a fourth grade boy performing oral sex on an adult male.
01:14:37.000 From the author, Maya Kobabe.
01:14:40.000 Stephen King.
01:14:41.000 I can't wait to have your cock in my mouth.
01:14:44.000 I am going to give you the job of your life, and then I want you inside me, end quote.
01:14:49.000 From the author Jonathan Evison.
01:14:52.000 What if I told you I touched another guy's dick?
01:14:55.000 What if I told you I sucked it?
01:14:57.000 I was 10 years old, but it's true.
01:14:58.000 I sucked Doug Goebel's dick, the real estate guy, and he sucked mine too.
01:15:05.000 This is not an oversight at Fairfax High School.
01:15:10.000 There are children in the audience.
01:15:14.000 The Virginia law makes the possession, distribution, and exhibition of obscene material in child pornography a felony crime.
01:15:25.000 Every day you allow such books to be in our schools makes you complicit in furthering potential violations of the law.
01:15:32.000 Finally, the plan talks about promoting parent participation, and I agree.
01:15:37.000 You're pushing on kids.
01:15:39.000 Her son showed her a reading assignment given to him by his Fairfax County Public School and said, quote, all in their 20s, minus women.
01:15:50.000 Oh, so it's only okay to teach that to children when parents aren't in the room.
01:15:52.000 for these are a part of a reading assignment that your school assigned to our kids.
01:15:56.000 We have children in the room.
01:15:57.000 All this mother asked for.
01:15:58.000 No extended eavesdropping.
01:15:59.000 Oh, so it's only okay to teach that to children when parents aren't in the room.
01:16:03.000 Got it.
01:16:04.000 Read the trash.
01:16:05.000 But you refuse.
01:16:06.000 The Virginia Department of Education refused.
01:16:11.000 When people act like this is domestic terrorism, have you ever watched the Brits in Parliament?
01:16:15.000 Do you have any idea what our founding fathers did when they were arguing?
01:16:19.000 To call someone a fool was way worse than to call them a...
01:16:22.000 I can't even say what I think.
01:16:23.000 You can't say it.
01:16:24.000 It's about as bad as it gets.
01:16:25.000 You want to accuse these people of being domestic terrorists because they're reading your reading assignments out loud?
01:16:31.000 And this is what's really important.
01:16:32.000 They want to operate in the dark.
01:16:35.000 Always.
01:16:35.000 No, no, no.
01:16:36.000 We want to assign this to your children.
01:16:38.000 We want to read this to your children.
01:16:40.000 You can't read it back to us.
01:16:42.000 When there are other eyes on us.
01:16:43.000 We want to do it when we have your children for eight hours completely unsupervised.
01:16:46.000 Nothing could possibly go wrong there.
01:16:48.000 And by the way, let's compare this and I know I'm not a fan of book banning.
01:16:52.000 I don't think saying that this shouldn't be a reading assignment or effectively pedophile pornography shouldn't be in the library.
01:16:59.000 But let's compare this to books that the left Wants to actively ban.
01:17:05.000 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and To Kill a Mockingbird are banned from Accomack County Public Schools.
01:17:11.000 Last month, a parent expressed concerns over the book's use of the n-word.
01:17:16.000 But there are so much racial slurs in there and offensive wording that you can't get past that.
01:17:22.000 And right now, we are a nation divided as it is.
01:17:26.000 She filed a request to have the district find alternatives, forcing them to temporarily suspend use of the two novels.
01:17:32.000 The N-words shouldn't even be in a book.
01:17:35.000 Theresa Wilkins hopes the district bans them.
01:17:37.000 Yeah, I'm gonna take advice from you.
01:17:38.000 It's in a book.
01:17:39.000 Yeah, you seem like a reader.
01:17:39.000 And they'll feel that they are able to say that to anybody.
01:17:44.000 But some people disagree, saying even though the books have racial slurs, the quality of the content... Okay, that's enough.
01:17:49.000 There was even one person who said, oh, the white saviorism of To Kill a Mockingbird.
01:17:53.000 The n-word shouldn't be in a book.
01:17:55.000 Well, you're not going to love Ice-T's new trigonometry curriculum because it's riddled with it.
01:18:01.000 Well, if he had had a black lawyer in To Kill a Mockingbird, it would have ended much differently at that time.
01:18:06.000 Yes, exactly.
01:18:07.000 It's like, contextually, you have parents, domestic terrorists, sorry, who are complaining about pornographic material, and factually incorrect material as it relates to math, in order to systematically, of course, try and brainwash students into Believing in racial division.
01:18:22.000 Into stoking racial division, right?
01:18:24.000 Into identity politics.
01:18:26.000 You have parents saying, I don't think that my kids should have to read about bestiality or about sucking dick in the library.
01:18:32.000 I think that that is wrong.
01:18:33.000 And they're speaking, they're waiting their time.
01:18:35.000 Whereas on the left they say, again, this is context above content.
01:18:40.000 The N-word!
01:18:41.000 Is in Huckleberry Finn.
01:18:42.000 Hmm.
01:18:43.000 What's the context there?
01:18:45.000 Is it about people being the same?
01:18:48.000 And is it about people coming together and becoming friends?
01:18:50.000 Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer?
01:18:52.000 What about To Kill a Mockingbird?
01:18:53.000 Hold on a second, let's write the N word as used.
01:18:54.000 Is it used by the villains?
01:18:59.000 Is it used by the villains to denigrate the innocent man who's on trial who is being defended by a white attorney regardless of during a racially divided time?
01:19:07.000 He fails to see someone exclusively by the color of their skin.
01:19:10.000 That content, is that overall a positive message against racism?
01:19:16.000 Well look, I think you have a point here.
01:19:18.000 I would be fine if Critical Race Theory would take that out too, because it probably says something about people saying the n-word and that being bad.
01:19:24.000 Right?
01:19:24.000 Right?
01:19:25.000 I mean, that's the whole foundation of it, so we can't have that either.
01:19:28.000 And by the way, I know that that mom is probably very diligent.
01:19:30.000 She is doing all of her work at home to make sure that no songs are being sung by famous rappers that have that word, because lest they think they can say it, like she said, they'll think that they can say that word in general.
01:19:43.000 No, absolutely.
01:19:44.000 And I think even more importantly, in that first clip, did you see how ugly that couple was in the first row?
01:19:50.000 If you go back, that is a hideous couple.
01:19:52.000 They were just being titillated by what the lady was reading.
01:19:54.000 I don't even think they have kids.
01:19:56.000 I think they were just there to hear the stories.
01:19:57.000 They were applauding, they were like, oh, this is bad.
01:20:00.000 I'm just even wondering what books these were, though, in school.
01:20:04.000 Did the teacher write them?
01:20:05.000 He's like, this is my literature, take it home and read it.
01:20:08.000 We would like to present your assistant professor this year, Bill Cosby.
01:20:14.000 This is my book, they were asking for it by Dr. Bill Cosby.
01:20:22.000 Yeah, we asked Kevin Spacey to come in and teach 9th grade acting.
01:20:27.000 This is my book to Fiz the Mockingbird!
01:20:34.000 So look, this is my point here.
01:20:36.000 This is really scary.
01:20:37.000 This is unprecedented.
01:20:38.000 And if you look at them labeling you, the FBI, DOJ, this is why... Don't blame Americans!
01:20:44.000 We're going to go to Mugglebier in a little bit and read this letter here to Dave Chappelle.
01:20:48.000 Don't blame Americans, people in the media, people of course in government, but I repeat myself right now, elites.
01:20:53.000 Don't blame Americans for no longer trusting your institutions when the institutions of education are obviously no longer of any value.
01:21:03.000 And then the institutions of our intelligence agencies, once actually generally seen as the good guys, have decided to selectively enforce the law and investigate one group of non-violent offenders who are concerned parents waiting their turn to get up at municipal meetings.
01:21:19.000 Don't get mad when those parents don't trust the FBI or the DOJ.
01:21:23.000 Don't get mad when those parents don't trust the most secure and safe election of all time because it's being parroted by the media who, by the way, have been silent about these stories.
01:21:33.000 Don't get mad at Americans for no longer trusting these institutions when you have decided to subvert them and then use them for political gain.
01:21:41.000 Don't act like people have politicized COVID.
01:21:45.000 You did it first.
01:21:46.000 Don't act like people have politicized education.
01:21:49.000 You did it first.
01:21:50.000 Don't act like people have politicized the FBI and DOJ.
01:21:53.000 You've done it first.
01:21:54.000 Don't act like people are politicizing the media and there was some bygone era of journalism and Walter Cronkite and Dan Rather.
01:22:00.000 It never existed.
01:22:02.000 You committed this in first and this is people reacting to it.
01:22:05.000 The good thing is, you can count on conservatives, you can count on right-wingers, reacting in a way that is orderly and in accordance with the Constitution.
01:22:13.000 But something you don't like to hear, if you keep investigating them and arresting them and holding them in jail without trial, the Constitution has corrections for that too.
01:22:20.000 Don't overreach and then blame it on the people who react to you overreaching.
01:22:25.000 It's gotta stop.
01:22:26.000 We are headed off a cliff, and we're not headed off a cliff because of both sides.
01:22:31.000 We're not.
01:22:32.000 We're headed off a cliff because these institutions have decided that instead of keeping America safe, they want to utilize them to destroy one half of America.
01:22:41.000 And one half of America, at some point, isn't gonna have it.
01:22:45.000 Alright, we'll talk more about it.
01:22:47.000 YouTube, you know what?