Louder with Crowder - May 17, 2022


Debunking NEW Gun Control Myths! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

186.54651

Word Count

12,937

Sentence Count

1,268

Misogynist Sentences

50

Hate Speech Sentences

44


Summary

On this week's episode of The White Privilege Boys Dramascope, a group of white boys find themselves in a pickle when an off-duty cop pulls them over for a minor traffic violation. Will they be able to handle the situation?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 It's bad, oh, it's bad, it is, it's bad, oh, it's bad, it is, it's bad.
00:00:11.000 And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.
00:00:21.000 And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.
00:00:26.000 Did you see the look on Mr. MacArthur's face?
00:00:28.000 Yeah, he didn't know what hit him!
00:00:29.000 Yeah, it was awesome.
00:00:31.000 Oh, darn it!
00:00:32.000 There's Officer Jenkins!
00:00:33.000 Oh no, what do we do?
00:00:34.000 Let's run into that alleyway!
00:00:34.000 I know!
00:00:38.000 Oh, shoot!
00:00:39.000 It's a dead end!
00:00:40.000 Oh, go darn it!
00:00:41.000 Now, boys, have you three been up to no good?
00:00:44.000 I don't know what you're talking about, Officer Jenkins!
00:00:46.000 Well, I've been getting some phone calls.
00:00:49.000 Does Mr. MacArthur ring a bell?
00:00:51.000 All right, guys, run!
00:00:52.000 I got this!
00:00:53.000 I still have my BB gun!
00:00:54.000 Oh, Timmy, I'm disappointed.
00:00:56.000 You know you're not supposed to aim a loaded firearm at an officer.
00:00:59.000 Yeah?
00:01:00.000 What are you gonna do about it, Officer Jenkins?
00:01:02.000 I tell you what I'm going to do to you, Timmy.
00:01:04.000 First, you're going to put the loaded firearm down.
00:01:07.000 I'm going to have to call your mother.
00:01:09.000 But first, we'll go grab an ice cream cone and talk about it.
00:01:13.000 What do you say?
00:01:14.000 Okay.
00:01:15.000 Can I ride in the front of the paddy wagon?
00:01:18.000 Oh, Timmy.
00:01:19.000 Usually that's not allowed, but since you're white... Oh, those boys!
00:01:25.000 What pickle will they find themselves in next?
00:01:27.000 Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys
00:01:33.000 Dramascope.com Intro Music
00:01:50.000 Music Playing Slurping Sound
00:02:13.000 Mmmmm, that is a delicious sip.
00:02:18.000 Not all that delicious, honestly.
00:02:18.000 Not really.
00:02:20.000 It tastes like tepid sewer water.
00:02:22.000 But glad to be with you, because I didn't get to do the sip yesterday, because we had the fireplace that wasn't going, and it was a quagmire.
00:02:31.000 Look, we have a lot to get to today.
00:02:35.000 Yeah, everyone's talking about Twitter, everyone's talking about Elon Musk.
00:02:37.000 We'll talk about Twitter and the Project Veritas, the recent leak, which is hysterical.
00:02:43.000 By the way, if you're an Indian-American tech engineer and a super hot girl is asking you out on a date, alarm bells.
00:02:54.000 And asks you questions repeatedly.
00:02:55.000 And asks you questions repeatedly.
00:02:57.000 About communism at Twitter.
00:02:59.000 Especially when she asks for your tax return.
00:03:01.000 Just that's when you should go, wait, maybe something's happening here!
00:03:05.000 So, we'll talk about that.
00:03:07.000 But we also wanted to, we're doing a multi-episode arc here because whenever these tragedies happen, of course what happened in, I mean, which one do we want to pick?
00:03:14.000 Buffalo, but also Orange County.
00:03:16.000 Milwaukee.
00:03:21.000 Unfortunately, people complain about it getting politicized, and the irony is not lost on me that we are addressing the politicization.
00:03:26.000 Unfortunately, we live in a time and place in this country where you just can't remain silent.
00:03:31.000 I wish we didn't have to do this, but we do.
00:03:33.000 And some of this is remedial, but the gun control lies are coming out, as we predicted yesterday.
00:03:38.000 There would be no doubt.
00:03:39.000 The left is incredibly predictable.
00:03:41.000 That's why all of our references are available at ladderwithcrowder.com.
00:03:43.000 We try to arm you so that you can be prepared with information.
00:03:47.000 And there are some very common gun control myths that have been rearing their ugly head.
00:03:53.000 Is it rearing or rearing?
00:03:55.000 Rearing.
00:03:55.000 I thought it was rearing.
00:03:56.000 But I used to think it was chomping at the bit until my friend who was... Champing.
00:04:00.000 It's champing.
00:04:01.000 Why is a horse champing at the bit?
00:04:02.000 It's champing at the bit, but nobody cares.
00:04:04.000 Yeah, no, it's chomping at the bit.
00:04:06.000 They both should work.
00:04:07.000 Yeah, you say chomping, I do too.
00:04:10.000 Plus, horse girls are crazy, so that's what they say.
00:04:13.000 If you have a horse, I don't need you.
00:04:14.000 No, exactly.
00:04:15.000 Wait, what?
00:04:16.000 Your dad bought you a pony?
00:04:17.000 Oooh.
00:04:18.000 Yeah, that means you're the worst person.
00:04:20.000 Yes.
00:04:21.000 Yes, exactly.
00:04:22.000 You ever had to hang out with horse girls?
00:04:25.000 All they want to talk about is horses, and they can't fathom a world in which you do not own $50,000 animals.
00:04:29.000 Yeah.
00:04:33.000 They brush their steed all day.
00:04:35.000 That's all they do.
00:04:35.000 Yes.
00:04:36.000 Yep.
00:04:37.000 Just see this thing?
00:04:37.000 Yep.
00:04:38.000 I brush it and ride it.
00:04:40.000 Not to mention that Matt Damon film sucked.
00:04:42.000 Yes, it did.
00:04:42.000 Which one?
00:04:43.000 All of them?
00:04:44.000 Well, yes, but was it All the Pretty Horses?
00:04:47.000 Or The Horse Whisperer?
00:04:48.000 Whichever one where he's the one petting the horse.
00:04:50.000 I think it's Pretty Horses.
00:04:51.000 Yeah, I just hope that someday he walks behind one and doesn't put his hand out like that.
00:04:55.000 I saw an illegal film of the same name.
00:04:57.000 Yes.
00:04:58.000 Oh.
00:05:00.000 All the Sticky Horses.
00:05:01.000 Yes, well this was... No, he was on a mission strip.
00:05:04.000 Yes, it was about glue.
00:05:05.000 So, uh... Poor Elmer.
00:05:10.000 We want you to be able to combat disinformation out there.
00:05:13.000 And these are not new arguments, unfortunately, from the left, because they have no valid arguments.
00:05:17.000 Actually, their island is shrinking as it relates to gun control.
00:05:20.000 But they just become more vehement, and that's what you are seeing.
00:05:23.000 When your arguments aren't strong, you just have to shout them more forcefully.
00:05:26.000 We're seeing that from the left.
00:05:27.000 Everything from high-capacity magazines to once upon a time it was tipper gore and video games, and now it's social media.
00:05:34.000 There's nothing new under the sun.
00:05:35.000 We'll be talking about that if we get removed because it's one of those sensitive topics.
00:05:39.000 Look, unless we tell you that we are not doing a show here on YouTube, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:05:45.000 Eastern, we are streaming live, so we're at Rumble or Mug Club, right?
00:05:49.000 Where you get an extra 45 minutes.
00:05:50.000 Today we go down the Reddit rabbit hole about a transgender sleepover, which we could never tell on YouTube.
00:05:54.000 Not a chance.
00:05:56.000 It is hysterical and disturbing.
00:05:58.000 Why?
00:05:59.000 Because it's abnormal.
00:06:00.000 The Sleepover.
00:06:01.000 Slumber Party Massacre Genitals.
00:06:04.000 Yes.
00:06:05.000 Slumber Party Devil Mastectomy.
00:06:08.000 Calvin Klein Ad.
00:06:09.000 It's just a Bluto Blutarski with a scalpel.
00:06:12.000 Yeah.
00:06:13.000 Penis fight.
00:06:16.000 Alright, before we get to all that and more, Gerald A. is here.
00:06:20.000 How are you, sir?
00:06:20.000 I am well.
00:06:21.000 Did you stumble on my name?
00:06:22.000 I was about to say Gerald B. Wishful thinking.
00:06:24.000 I just got so used to the thing that I killed live on air.
00:06:27.000 How are you, sir?
00:06:27.000 I'm well.
00:06:28.000 I'm doing okay.
00:06:29.000 I hurt my neck again.
00:06:30.000 I don't know that I care now that you have a pony.
00:06:31.000 I know, I don't care.
00:06:32.000 Just like we don't care about girls with horses, so it's okay.
00:06:34.000 And then he's my Dave!
00:06:36.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:06:37.000 You can follow him on Twitter, at LandauDave.
00:06:39.000 Him and I are on tour.
00:06:40.000 You can go to livewithcowder.com slash tour.
00:06:41.000 There are still tickets left for the early show we added June 18th, Colorado Springs, Father's Day weekend.
00:06:47.000 Some people call him Daddy, Dave Landau.
00:06:49.000 Ahoy!
00:06:50.000 How are you?
00:06:51.000 And that Davey is a fine...
00:06:53.000 That David is a fine... I was trying to train Joe Louis to bark on command.
00:06:57.000 He's a lady!
00:06:58.000 I don't know why I thought... Very much a dad joke?
00:07:06.000 I think that's better than a dad joke.
00:07:08.000 That is a Vegas showroom.
00:07:10.000 That'll get you an act.
00:07:12.000 At the Golden Nugget.
00:07:13.000 Hopefully he doesn't attack me like Siegfried.
00:07:17.000 I was trying to help him.
00:07:20.000 So I ate his face.
00:07:22.000 We have to talk about that.
00:07:23.000 We'll also be talking about the new White House press secretary.
00:07:27.000 It's a miracle.
00:07:29.000 She's worse than Jen Psaki.
00:07:31.000 And before that, this backyard hero, and we want to start it off a little light, went hard in this next clip, but then we have to guess, I haven't watched it, what happens next.
00:07:44.000 I love this dude.
00:07:50.000 Okay, so I'm supposed to guess what happens next?
00:08:01.000 What happens next?
00:08:02.000 Does a dog knock him off the table?
00:08:04.000 I hope so.
00:08:05.000 Okay.
00:08:05.000 Does he front flip and shatter the folding table?
00:08:08.000 Okay.
00:08:08.000 Or does his mom come outside and yell at him to get a job?
00:08:13.000 Oh, by the way, I should ask you guys, before we do this, comment below my question.
00:08:16.000 I want to ask you, what do you think you're going to miss most about former Press Secretary Jen Psaki?
00:08:20.000 Look, no one is without redeeming value.
00:08:22.000 That's true.
00:08:22.000 So really, I know you're going to try hard, but try.
00:08:26.000 I'm going to say Well, the obvious one is he front flips and shatters a folding table.
00:08:31.000 I think so too.
00:08:31.000 What do you say to that?
00:08:32.000 I'm going to say his mom comes out and yells at him to get a job.
00:08:34.000 Yeah.
00:08:35.000 I'm a fan, so I don't want to... Oh, you know what happens?
00:08:38.000 Oh, I know this guy.
00:08:39.000 He's fantastic.
00:08:40.000 I love how he's like, don't try this at home!
00:08:40.000 Okay.
00:08:41.000 Well, where are you?
00:08:42.000 He's a juggalo.
00:08:43.000 He's a huge Insane Clown Posse fan, and he goes whoop whoop and does stunts.
00:08:47.000 All right.
00:08:47.000 I'm going to say a dog knocks him off the table.
00:08:49.000 Let's go see what happens F this ass
00:08:57.000 Yeah!
00:08:58.000 AHHHHH!
00:08:59.000 I'm f***ing done!
00:09:00.000 It's every video.
00:09:01.000 He has so many of these.
00:09:09.000 He's going for another one?!
00:09:13.000 He's the best!
00:09:14.000 I love how he's going for a lower one.
00:09:16.000 Usually the rule of entertainment, there's escalation.
00:09:19.000 And so he's like, now I'm gonna do, now I'm gonna take a break.
00:09:22.000 I'm gonna do a little bit smaller one.
00:09:24.000 Alright, so we have to guess what happens next, Okinawa.
00:09:26.000 Yeah, what happens next?
00:09:27.000 Does he jump onto the printer and break his arm?
00:09:29.000 Oh god.
00:09:30.000 At the table he's standing on cracks and he falls.
00:09:33.000 Or does he take his pants off?
00:09:35.000 Well, Dave already knows.
00:09:36.000 What do you say, Gerald?
00:09:36.000 I'm saying pants off.
00:09:38.000 Pants off with your pants off, baby!
00:09:40.000 I really hope that he... Don't do that again.
00:09:42.000 I really hope that he does not break his arm, but I'm willing to bet the way this is going that that's what happened.
00:09:47.000 His catchphrase is F this S F. He goes woof woof.
00:09:50.000 It's every video.
00:09:53.000 It's the best.
00:09:55.000 It's like Super Dave, but he's really getting hurt.
00:10:00.000 Mr. Fuji is just his autistic interpreter.
00:10:04.000 Alright, let's see what happens next.
00:10:07.000 Woop! Woop!
00:10:09.000 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
00:10:11.000 Oh my god!
00:10:13.000 I'm f***ing over!
00:10:15.000 I'm f***ing broke my arm now!
00:10:17.000 AHHHHHHHHH!
00:10:19.000 AHHHHHHHHH!
00:10:21.000 Did he actually break his arm?
00:10:23.000 Who is he mad at?
00:10:25.000 Nobody!
00:10:27.000 Just be upset with your own decisions.
00:10:29.000 He's just a juggalo who does these stunts.
00:10:31.000 Shouldn't someone be looking out for him?
00:10:33.000 Juggalo?
00:10:33.000 What is that, Dave?
00:10:34.000 That's an insane clown posse fan.
00:10:36.000 You've never heard of a juggalo?
00:10:37.000 No.
00:10:37.000 It's like a dead head for the Grateful Dead or a parrot head for Jimmy Buffett.
00:10:40.000 Are they all like this?
00:10:42.000 Pretty much.
00:10:43.000 I mean, a large portion.
00:10:45.000 It's a spectrum of juggalos.
00:10:46.000 There's different ones.
00:10:47.000 Some are cool.
00:10:49.000 Oh, there's more to it?
00:10:49.000 I mean, this guy's awesome.
00:10:51.000 Oh no, there's tons of videos of if you ever want to just watch a guy jump onto a table of broken glass.
00:10:58.000 Why would you do that?
00:10:59.000 Because it's hilarious!
00:11:00.000 This is a cry for help!
00:11:01.000 No, it's not!
00:11:02.000 Well, look.
00:11:03.000 The cry for help's after he breaks his arm on a printer.
00:11:06.000 That's really more of a call for help.
00:11:11.000 I honestly felt bad for him at first when I saw this like a couple years ago.
00:11:15.000 Now that this is this is a fresh one but he's been doing this a long time but then you realize no he really is just this guy.
00:11:22.000 Oh, okay, wow, that makes it better.
00:11:23.000 Yeah, it makes it hilarious.
00:11:26.000 Well, look, because we're going to be talking about mass shootings, that was a bit of a palate cleanser.
00:11:30.000 Yeah, and he's getting sponsored by, like, Hewlett-Packard.
00:11:33.000 Is he really?
00:11:35.000 Oh, the guy makes bank off of toner.
00:11:35.000 Break our printers?
00:11:38.000 He goes to the ER, they're like, oh, you again.
00:11:41.000 Mr. Inkjet.
00:11:43.000 Are you the guy whose insurance dropped you eight times?
00:11:49.000 I wonder how that happened.
00:11:50.000 You're deductible as IQ points.
00:11:54.000 Okay, speaking of IQ points, so now we have a new press secretary.
00:11:58.000 And I gotta tell ya, I am a Karen Jean-Pierre fan.
00:12:03.000 Is it Kareen, Karen?
00:12:04.000 We're gonna call her Karen.
00:12:05.000 Kareen.
00:12:06.000 So, Karen Jean-Pierre made her debut yesterday, and it was every bit as... Here's the thing.
00:12:15.000 I always said this about Jen.
00:12:16.000 I didn't like Jen Psaki, but she was good at lying.
00:12:19.000 Yes, very.
00:12:19.000 She was very effective.
00:12:20.000 Very good at being soulless.
00:12:22.000 Very good at saying circle back.
00:12:24.000 Yes.
00:12:24.000 Circle back.
00:12:25.000 This one, Jean-Pierre.
00:12:28.000 Yes.
00:12:30.000 Not so much.
00:12:30.000 A lot of boxes there were checked.
00:12:32.000 Yes.
00:12:33.000 I am obviously acutely aware that my presence at this podium represents a few firsts.
00:12:41.000 I am a black, gay, immigrant woman, the first of all three of those to hold this position.
00:12:48.000 I would not be here today if it were not for generations of barrier-breaking people before me.
00:12:56.000 I stand on their shoulders.
00:12:58.000 If it were not for generations of barrier-breaking people before me, I would not be here.
00:13:04.000 But I benefit from their sacrifices.
00:13:07.000 I have learned from their excellence, and I am forever grateful to them.
00:13:12.000 Representation does matter.
00:13:14.000 You hear us say this often in this administration, and no one understands this better than President Biden.
00:13:22.000 Yeah, no one understands diversity better than former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:13:27.000 The oldest white guy to have ever achieved office.
00:13:30.000 If she were to go and say, I'm a gay, black immigrant, you'd be like, huh?
00:13:34.000 This is America.
00:13:35.000 Don't forget immigrants.
00:13:36.000 Yes, don't forget immigrants.
00:13:38.000 It's good to see Corbyn Blue's getting work.
00:13:43.000 Don't worry about those gas prices.
00:13:45.000 She's black and gay.
00:13:47.000 But by inflation.
00:13:48.000 There you go.
00:13:48.000 Hey, speaking of inflation.
00:13:52.000 She had some wise words, and by that I mean not on that topic too.
00:13:57.000 But how does raising taxes on corporations lower the cost of gas, the cost of a used car, the cost of food for every day?
00:14:05.000 That's a good question.
00:14:06.000 So look, I think we encourage those who have done very well, right, especially those who care about climate change, to support a fair tax code that doesn't change, that doesn't charge manufacturers, workers, cops, Builders, a higher percentage of their earnings, that the most fortunate people in our nation, and not let that stand in the way of reducing energy costs and fighting this existential problem, if you think about that as an example.
00:14:33.000 It's a support for basic collective bargaining rights as well, right?
00:14:36.000 That's also important.
00:14:37.000 But look, it is, you know, by not, without having a fairer tax code, which is what I'm talking about, then all, Okay, so let me first examine that non-answer.
00:14:58.000 This is when you're a classist as she is.
00:15:00.000 And whether she believes it or not, this is what they have to sell to the American people because they actually have sold out the American middle class.
00:15:06.000 It's like a racist where every answer is, 60.6% of households paid no income tax.
00:15:09.000 the Jews. Every single answer is, it's rich people. We need to take their money. Yeah,
00:15:13.000 but how does that help people who don't have a lot of money and everything is costing?
00:15:18.000 We're going to take other people's money. It's the answer to everything. Here's why
00:15:22.000 it doesn't work. Take into account that in 2020, when you take account for federal transfers,
00:15:27.000 which means, you know, sort of like social safety nets, welfare programs, 60.6% of households
00:15:34.000 paid no income tax. Wow. Now the top 25% of earners already pay 87% of all income taxes.
00:15:42.000 The bottom 50% they pay only 3%.
00:15:43.000 Just to be clear.
00:15:44.000 Wow.
00:15:48.000 To be fair, though, filling the stilettos of Jen Psaki was never going to be an easy job.
00:15:52.000 No, it was not going to be an easy job, but not a good task.
00:15:55.000 Especially when she was triple white.
00:15:56.000 That's true.
00:15:57.000 Thank God she checks all the other boxes.
00:15:59.000 Also, by the way, economists have even verified that Donald Trump's tax cuts benefited the middle class more than anybody.
00:16:04.000 It didn't benefit the ultra-wealthy.
00:16:06.000 Here's the thing.
00:16:07.000 The middle class are the people who end up footing the bill.
00:16:08.000 I understand what you're talking about, that ultra-wealthy billionaires, they put their money offshore a lot of the time and they don't pay a ton in taxes.
00:16:14.000 We want to sort of pivot that to capital gains.
00:16:17.000 That also will affect the middle class, if you're talking about people who are retiring.
00:16:20.000 Do you really want to have to pay capital gains on money that you've already paid taxes on?
00:16:24.000 So, they offer these solutions that aren't solutions.
00:16:26.000 They just want you to be greedy.
00:16:29.000 They say that it's greedy for people to want to keep their money, but it's not greedy for you to want to take their money, regardless of how it was earned.
00:16:36.000 Keep in mind, on the answer of inflation, only the government can create inflation.
00:16:42.000 Think about this for a second.
00:16:45.000 Computers, are they more expensive or less expensive?
00:16:47.000 Smartphones, now you can get them for free.
00:16:49.000 Generally speaking, consumer goods become more affordable as businesses become more efficient and the demand increases.
00:16:55.000 It's in the business's best interest to make goods or services more affordable to more people.
00:17:01.000 You can't print money.
00:17:03.000 You can't create government programs.
00:17:05.000 You can't tax businesses to raise the cost of goods and services.
00:17:08.000 Only the government can do that.
00:17:11.000 Only the government can create and exacerbate inflation.
00:17:16.000 And her answer is take more money from rich people.
00:17:17.000 My money printer's getting pretty good.
00:17:20.000 Well, because that guy jumped on it on a table.
00:17:21.000 Yeah, he's not going to be able to afford any more printers to buy to jump on.
00:17:24.000 How's he going to get the tables?
00:17:26.000 One, it was an incoherent answer.
00:17:27.000 She rambled on.
00:17:28.000 And two, he asked, how is raising taxes going to fight inflation?
00:17:31.000 Which it won't.
00:17:33.000 Well, she didn't say it would.
00:17:34.000 No, she said... That's true.
00:17:38.000 She didn't read that it would.
00:17:39.000 She didn't answer the question at all, and she didn't answer any questions, I think, at all.
00:17:43.000 No, she didn't answer any questions.
00:17:45.000 Well, that's her job, though.
00:17:46.000 No, her job is to spin.
00:17:48.000 Her job is to... You know what you say?
00:17:49.000 You say, look, I understand that inflation is high right now, but by doing X, we get Y. Right.
00:17:54.000 And you put your talking points in, and what she did was ramble on about cops and saying how it's not fair and how people do this and that, and it was incoherent, and she stumbled over every other word doing it.
00:18:02.000 Yeah.
00:18:03.000 That's not good.
00:18:03.000 Spin shitty.
00:18:04.000 Now maybe it's her first day and she's got jitters because her only qualifications were what she listed off the top.
00:18:09.000 I have no idea.
00:18:10.000 But she didn't do a good job of answering a question.
00:18:12.000 She did do a good job though after that of swiffering the podium.
00:18:14.000 Oh jeez.
00:18:16.000 Oh boy.
00:18:18.000 The note of Jen Psaki.
00:18:20.000 Look, we always have to honor people who we see as worthy rivals.
00:18:24.000 And so Jen Psaki, we will miss her.
00:18:26.000 And it's time to we've done this for every single candidate and every major political figure.
00:18:30.000 Jen Psaki, thank you for your service.
00:18:32.000 It's time to close.
00:18:34.000 I did ask our team about this.
00:18:35.000 You or someone else may have asked about this the other day.
00:18:38.000 And I think I have something on it here.
00:18:40.000 One moment.
00:18:43.000 Lots to say about COVID.
00:18:45.000 No doubt about it.
00:18:49.000 So... Thanks for your patience.
00:18:53.000 Thanks for your patience.
00:19:00.000 Let's see.
00:19:04.000 I think I have something on it here.
00:19:17.000 I think I have something on it here.
00:19:23.000 One moment.
00:19:23.000 One moment.
00:19:24.000 Let me, let me, let me, um.
00:19:38.000 So let's see.
00:19:45.000 Let me, let me, let me, um, talk to our team about it.
00:19:56.000 I'm going to miss that solace monster.
00:19:58.000 Yes.
00:19:59.000 I just realized the interpretation of, uh, um, is far longer than the word.
00:20:04.000 It's just an aggravated face, really.
00:20:06.000 Well, it's her and she was like... That was awesome.
00:20:08.000 Honestly, she looked best.
00:20:10.000 It was great.
00:20:10.000 She's cute, too!
00:20:11.000 Yeah.
00:20:12.000 It's very rare that you find a cute signer.
00:20:13.000 No, especially, yeah, especially these days.
00:20:15.000 Especially these days.
00:20:16.000 Usually they have hands that could crack a crab.
00:20:18.000 Yeah, they really just open a coconut, break it in half with their bare hands.
00:20:22.000 So, uh, speaking of cute...
00:20:26.000 This coming Sunday.
00:20:27.000 And this is why, look, you need to protect your children.
00:20:29.000 Okay, parents?
00:20:30.000 You need to protect your kids.
00:20:32.000 If you put your kids in public school at this point, it's tantamount to child abuse.
00:20:35.000 But also, a lot of parents think the schools will raise their kids.
00:20:39.000 The school will raise your kids.
00:20:40.000 The church will do your job.
00:20:42.000 You cannot even rely on the church.
00:20:44.000 Well, I say even on the church.
00:20:45.000 You should never rely on the church.
00:20:47.000 You should never rely on the school.
00:20:49.000 You need to do your job as a parent, because now the first ever Youth Pride Conference is going to take place at Naples United Church of Christ in Florida, where they're going to have drag shows.
00:20:59.000 So here you see it.
00:21:00.000 The event is intended for LGBTQ youth.
00:21:04.000 Seeking to explore LGBTQ-related issues, such as forbidden queer literature, as you see that there, inclusive sex education for four-year-olds, and then political action and advocacy, because, well, there's your superdelegate.
00:21:21.000 They also offer a seminar on how to navigate the challenges of becoming a pillar of salt.
00:21:25.000 Yes.
00:21:26.000 Sure.
00:21:27.000 Right.
00:21:27.000 You might be asking yourself, how many flamethrowers should I bring?
00:21:30.000 Yeah.
00:21:32.000 It's a struggle.
00:21:33.000 Mine was internal, though.
00:21:35.000 I meant juggling.
00:21:36.000 Juggling flamethrowers?
00:21:36.000 We're in the juggling mood.
00:21:38.000 And look, come on, look, this is one of those things that I know it's easy for me to sit on my high horse that's champing and try and act like we didn't have some of this when we grew up.
00:21:49.000 We all remember these kinds of sermons and drag shows when we used to go to church.
00:21:54.000 Yeah, of course.
00:21:56.000 And so the Lord bestows upon us, all of us, So the thing is, we think that times have changed, but times haven't changed.
00:22:09.000 Times haven't changed as much as we think.
00:22:12.000 No.
00:22:13.000 Max Butterbutts! Max! Come on out here!
00:22:17.000 Max Butterbutts! For Jesus!
00:22:21.000 So the thing is we think that times have changed, but times haven't changed. Times haven't changed as much as we think.
00:22:26.000 No, Max was found dead I believe in a hotel three weeks ago.
00:22:29.000 Yeah, I know, but that, we didn't want to bring people down right away.
00:22:32.000 Oh, sorry.
00:22:33.000 No, we wanted to show the performance.
00:22:34.000 He's an adult now.
00:22:35.000 Yeah, I don't know about this, but I hope that this church loses its tax-exempt status.
00:22:40.000 Yeah, he's grown up.
00:22:41.000 He hasn't had sex in years.
00:22:42.000 I don't think there should be a write-off for seven-year-old titty tassels, Reverend.
00:22:46.000 How can you possibly?
00:22:48.000 Reverend Alaskan Thunder... I mean, it's just, like, honestly, this is just permeating everywhere, and this is a big...
00:22:55.000 This is the thing, okay?
00:22:56.000 It's very easy to be mad at people who are acting exactly as you would expect them to, those on the left.
00:23:02.000 But you need to hold your own accountable.
00:23:04.000 If this is happening in your church, and there are just not enough people, to simply ask, what?
00:23:13.000 You need to find a new church!
00:23:19.000 Oh god, I still hurt some surgery.
00:23:20.000 It's still the worst thing.
00:23:21.000 What's this?
00:23:28.000 I don't like this.
00:23:29.000 That's a little weird.
00:23:31.000 I don't... I don't... Oh, sounds like someone's having allergy problems!
00:23:35.000 Well, I have another problem now.
00:23:37.000 Who are you?
00:23:38.000 I'm Auntie Pollen!
00:23:40.000 I appear when men in their mid-thirties begin yelling and cursing when they sneeze!
00:23:46.000 Dude, I've met this lady.
00:23:47.000 She's got, like, this spray that makes your chews disappear.
00:23:47.000 She's pretty cool.
00:23:51.000 It's so good to see you again, Dave!
00:23:54.000 I hope that cute little nose of yours is still allergy-free!
00:23:58.000 Shut up, you two-timing whore!
00:24:00.000 Well, I don't... This... Yeah, I don't know what's... Let's keep this for after the show.
00:24:04.000 What's this magical spray you have?
00:24:06.000 Oh.
00:24:06.000 It's called Clear!
00:24:08.000 This is clear?
00:24:10.000 What do I put it?
00:24:12.000 Put it in your nose.
00:24:13.000 There you go.
00:24:16.000 You know, I was skeptical.
00:24:20.000 I was skeptical because this is deeply disturbing, but this actually, this works really, my nose
00:24:26.000 isn't ticklish at all anymore.
00:24:27.000 I can breathe.
00:24:28.000 What's this called again?
00:24:30.000 Fentanyl!
00:24:33.000 Really?
00:24:34.000 That's not funny guys, I can die.
00:24:37.000 Guys, people are dying from fentanyl.
00:24:41.000 It's not a joke.
00:24:42.000 I'm kidding.
00:24:43.000 It's called clear.
00:24:44.000 Clear, spelled with an X?
00:24:46.000 Yes, because it's made with xylitol.
00:24:48.000 Clear will moisturize your nasal passages, even on your worst allergy day.
00:24:53.000 Well, thank you.
00:24:54.000 Thank you for showing me the clear way, Auntie Pollen.
00:24:56.000 This is the way.
00:25:00.000 Well, thank you, everyone.
00:25:01.000 I must run.
00:25:02.000 Oh, do you validate a party?
00:25:06.000 Not for transgender wings, no.
00:25:07.000 No, we don't.
00:25:08.000 You can leave.
00:25:08.000 Yeah, no.
00:25:08.000 leave bye okay she's not transgender oh I don't know I was just an idiot woman I
00:25:22.000 was fooled by the beard thanks mr. Barnum go wash your nose By the way, these people became a sponsor to the show after I talked about how I've been using them for a long time during the COVID.
00:25:36.000 You know, they actually have studies that you can go read on their website at clearwithanx.com.
00:25:40.000 Read up the studies and what it does for your nasal.
00:25:42.000 You think about it, you brush your teeth, you wash your face.
00:25:44.000 You have any idea what you're breathing in?
00:25:46.000 Especially in this studio?
00:25:47.000 So, it's got some xylitol in it and it works.
00:25:50.000 It creates like an antimicrobial film.
00:25:51.000 Anyway, so you can go buy it at Amazon, most pharmacies.
00:25:53.000 Clear.
00:25:54.000 Works really well.
00:25:54.000 Wonderful sponsor.
00:25:55.000 I just use it before I get in the shower.
00:25:57.000 I mean, my housekeeper's not a big fan of it, but... She just hasn't tried it yet.
00:26:04.000 I like it.
00:26:05.000 I like it.
00:26:05.000 Let's move on to this.
00:26:07.000 Now we're going to talk about gun control and what's happened in the wake of the shooting, and a big censorship push.
00:26:13.000 Hey, I would appreciate it right now, if you guys are watching, share.
00:26:15.000 Just hit the share button.
00:26:16.000 Now YouTube decides that sharing is awesome.
00:26:19.000 Someone have a Kleenex?
00:26:21.000 I actually sprayed too much of that in my nose.
00:26:21.000 I'm going to need Kleenex.
00:26:27.000 That was a pretty good toss.
00:26:28.000 I mean, come on.
00:26:29.000 Oh, there you go.
00:26:30.000 See, that's what happens.
00:26:31.000 You put that stuff in your nose and it clears out your sinus.
00:26:33.000 No, it really doesn't.
00:26:34.000 You just blow it out.
00:26:35.000 Listen.
00:26:35.000 Hold on, guys.
00:26:36.000 Listen.
00:26:38.000 That's clear.
00:26:39.000 It clears out your sinus?
00:26:40.000 It really works.
00:26:41.000 Unintended, sorry.
00:26:41.000 Your sinus?
00:26:42.000 Nasal?
00:26:43.000 So, um, this is of course expected in the wake of the Buffalo shooting.
00:26:48.000 And, uh, they're, they're, they're pouring on not only a hefty dose of gun control, of course, but now they want to sort of mix it up with some white supremacy.
00:26:55.000 And I'm going to go through the most common claims, or the claims that you're hearing in the media, and then give you the truth.
00:27:00.000 But before you hear this, I'd like you to comment below and tell me the, uh, The most common gun control claims that you hear made.
00:27:09.000 For example, especially if you're a student, or if you're in a workplace that's particularly liberal, like a non-profit, or whatever it was, Church of Christ?
00:27:17.000 Whatever it was.
00:27:17.000 What was it?
00:27:18.000 Some church.
00:27:19.000 Naples Church something.
00:27:20.000 I don't know.
00:27:21.000 Church of Christ of Latter-day Saints.
00:27:23.000 Oh boy.
00:27:23.000 Yes.
00:27:27.000 LDT for short.
00:27:28.000 Yes.
00:27:31.000 It's a joke, LDS people, okay?
00:27:33.000 It's not, we're not actually, we don't think that that's your church.
00:27:35.000 We know you'd never allow someone that creepy in.
00:27:37.000 Right.
00:27:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:38.000 I don't think it's you guys.
00:27:38.000 Yeah.
00:27:39.000 No, of course we don't think it's you guys for crying out loud.
00:27:42.000 I think you're the last people to... Right.
00:27:44.000 Really.
00:27:44.000 Yeah.
00:27:45.000 It's just Jehovah's non-testifying witnesses.
00:27:48.000 No, just a taint joke, really.
00:27:50.000 Oh.
00:27:50.000 So... You're welcome, Charles.
00:27:51.000 Thank you, Dave.
00:27:52.000 You can go to church twice this week.
00:27:54.000 I will have to.
00:27:54.000 Gosh, can you imagine showing up in confessional and that's what's looking through the little spotted door?
00:28:00.000 Oh my gosh, you first.
00:28:00.000 Oh, Lord!
00:28:02.000 How about some hot gossip?
00:28:03.000 Yeah.
00:28:05.000 Let's talk about the Kardashians.
00:28:08.000 I don't want to.
00:28:09.000 No, I need to confess my sins.
00:28:10.000 Me too.
00:28:12.000 Why is there a hole here?
00:28:13.000 It's confessional.
00:28:16.000 Why is there a disco ball?
00:28:16.000 That's what we do.
00:28:18.000 Just to make you comfortable.
00:28:20.000 Are you comfortable?
00:28:21.000 No.
00:28:22.000 Why is this vibrating?
00:28:24.000 All right.
00:28:25.000 So, uh, the wake of the Buffalo shooting, this is in its horrible tragedy, of course, it's been condemned, but there have been other shootings that have taken place that the media really hasn't talked about.
00:28:32.000 By the way, called it with Orange County.
00:28:35.000 A little bit.
00:28:36.000 Chinese national hates the Taiwanese.
00:28:37.000 Chinese guy hates the Taiwanese.
00:28:38.000 Who could have seen that coming?
00:28:39.000 Who could have seen that coming?
00:28:40.000 And specifically targeting a Taiwan church.
00:28:42.000 I think John Cena is responsible.
00:28:43.000 He is.
00:28:44.000 So let's, before the bodies have assumed room temperature, you got the gun control rhetoric with white supremacy sprinkled in.
00:28:51.000 Here you go.
00:28:52.000 This can occur anywhere.
00:28:55.000 It's not just Buffalo.
00:28:56.000 It's how to make people all across this country feel safe.
00:29:01.000 It's not just African Americans.
00:29:03.000 It's how to make people in urban America, suburban America, and rural America feel safe.
00:29:10.000 The only way to do it is to really get to the point of sensible gun control in this country, to end hate speech on the internet and social media, to stop the proliferation of hateful ideology.
00:29:28.000 Those are the ways that we make black people feel safe in Buffalo, that we make people feel safe all across this country.
00:29:37.000 Pivoted from gun control to social media, happiness is a warm tweet.
00:29:42.000 Now, it would be really important to mention here, before we get to anything else, and we have a lot of claims that we need to address, if you only remember one, this is the most recent year for FBI crime reporting, and by the way, the FBI is not even necessarily reliable, so whatever you're seeing, you can take it with a grain of salt, meaning it's probably worse.
00:30:00.000 There were 13,600 gun murders, gun homicides total.
00:30:05.000 There were 1.67 million defensive uses of firearms.
00:30:10.000 So that's a difference of 1.5 something million.
00:30:13.000 I didn't round the one.
00:30:14.000 So just keep in mind, whenever someone says, if it saves one life, well, they're willing to take at least a million lives In a good year, to be clear.
00:30:24.000 Is that just America?
00:30:25.000 That's just the United States.
00:30:26.000 Just the United States.
00:30:28.000 Yeah, 1.67 defensive uses.
00:30:28.000 Wow.
00:30:29.000 And people think that the homicide is a lot higher than it is.
00:30:31.000 It's 13,000 gun homicides.
00:30:33.000 Yeah.
00:30:34.000 That's really not nearly as high as people think.
00:30:36.000 No, and we would love for that number to be lower, but just look at the 1.67 million.
00:30:40.000 Yeah.
00:30:41.000 You're telling those people that they no longer have a right to do that.
00:30:43.000 that number for a second because there have been other estimates higher than between two and three
00:30:47.000 million so this is the FBI claiming that and it's very hard to measure defensive uses of firearms
00:30:51.000 because often the gun is never even fired. You were about yeah oh no I was gonna tell you like
00:30:55.000 also with the white supremacy thing Gerald saw this article too it said can you believe a day
00:31:00.000 after the Buffalo shooting white people were entertained by black people by watching basketball
00:31:07.000 this was an actual article This was an article.
00:31:09.000 Actual article that came out.
00:31:10.000 This is white supremacy is what they said.
00:31:12.000 This is what white supremacy looks like.
00:31:14.000 People watching other people play a game because white people are watching black people.
00:31:19.000 Well I guess what, do NBA players, if they're so against white supremacy, would they want to be unemployed?
00:31:23.000 They do, I think.
00:31:24.000 That would be better than being on the plantation like Colin Kaepernick said about the NFL.
00:31:28.000 The same thing for the NBA.
00:31:28.000 Yeah, slavery.
00:31:30.000 Well and the whole idea of that, they're contractually obligated.
00:31:32.000 I think there's probably one or two white guys left in basketball.
00:31:35.000 I think there's an Asian, he's real tall.
00:31:37.000 Yeah, and but also like think about the the money that creates for people who work for companies that sponsor it
00:31:44.000 Even the vendors that work there the people that have to clean the bathrooms the people that take care of parking
00:31:49.000 There's all kind of kinds of things that have to keep the world turning
00:31:52.000 Yeah It's completely unfair to just all of a sudden stop that
00:31:55.000 take away those jobs from all those people and then blame it on white
00:31:59.000 Supremacy just so you can just completely gaslight the rest of the country
00:32:02.000 It also doesn't make any sense to just unemploy a bunch of black people, that's where, probably the area where they have the highest median income on earth.
00:32:09.000 Exactly, it makes no sense.
00:32:11.000 By the way, little known fact, Larry Bird was in fact kidnapped on the Mediterranean coast and he was victim to the North African slave trade.
00:32:17.000 That's why he's so good.
00:32:18.000 Now, let's get to some of their claims here.
00:32:21.000 Here's a claim that they make.
00:32:23.000 Okay?
00:32:24.000 That more gun control would have prevented this shooting.
00:32:26.000 This is one of the claims that they're making right now.
00:32:29.000 So MSNBC, the political commentator and former Obama undersecretary of state, Richard Stengel.
00:32:36.000 Stangel?
00:32:36.000 Stengel?
00:32:36.000 I always forget the name.
00:32:38.000 Stengel.
00:32:38.000 He was under Obama as the Secretary of State.
00:32:40.000 Okay.
00:32:41.000 Tweeted this.
00:32:42.000 The flaw in the system is Now, that's the claim.
00:32:45.000 Here's the truth.
00:32:46.000 But what's legal?
00:32:47.000 That an 18-year-old, any 18-year-old can legally buy a military-style assault weapon.
00:32:53.000 Hashtag gun control now.
00:32:55.000 Now that's the claim.
00:32:56.000 Here's the truth.
00:32:59.000 That is a lie.
00:33:01.000 So New York already has very strict gun control.
00:33:03.000 Let me rattle these off for you so you understand.
00:33:05.000 According to Giffords Law, which by the way, not a conservative source, reference is available at lotofcutter.com.
00:33:11.000 It's the Giffords Law Center for New York is what it is.
00:33:13.000 They have different states.
00:33:16.000 New York has the sixth strongest gun laws in the country.
00:33:19.000 Okay?
00:33:19.000 Hmm.
00:33:20.000 Sixth strongest gun laws in the country.
00:33:22.000 Let me hit you with another truth here that you probably should know.
00:33:25.000 The shooter's gun was already illegal in New York.
00:33:29.000 He modified a Bushmaster XM-15ES illegally, which is very easy for anybody to do, which makes it an assault weapon according to New York law.
00:33:40.000 So, it's already illegal, it's already impossible to get.
00:33:44.000 He bought a firearm and he modified it in a place that has some of the strictest gun laws in the country.
00:33:49.000 Also, here's a really important truth that I think you need to know.
00:33:53.000 We've talked about this in the past, that over 90, depending on the estimate, anywhere from 90 to 97%, let's call it an even 90% of mass shootings occur where gun-free zones.
00:34:03.000 Now, that's the empirical.
00:34:05.000 The anecdotal is this shooter specifically chose this location because...
00:34:09.000 I don't understand why they go directly to nobody should have this military-style assault weapon.
00:34:14.000 We've talked about this before several times.
00:34:15.000 armed civilian was limited to a 10-round magazine or cucked firearms. Which brings us to another
00:34:22.000 clip. Were you about to say something? I was just about to say I don't understand why they they go
00:34:25.000 directly to nobody should have this military style assault weapon. We've talked about this before
00:34:30.000 several times. Nobody can define that term. Nobody. Well it's not a real term.
00:34:35.000 No, that's what I'm saying.
00:34:35.000 It's like hate speech.
00:34:37.000 It's like, okay, we'll define it.
00:34:38.000 Nobody can define it, and so you're trying to say that nobody should have the right to buy any firearm that we don't like.
00:34:44.000 Well, here's what they try and do.
00:34:45.000 Or that's effective.
00:34:46.000 Here's what they do.
00:34:46.000 Assault rifle is a term.
00:34:48.000 Assault rifle is a military term that usually refers to a rifle with burst fire mode.
00:34:51.000 Right, a selector switch.
00:34:52.000 Now, I'm just kind of giving you a layman term here.
00:34:54.000 There's more to it than that, but assault rifle is an actual term that's defined, and it's actually used as a descriptor in the military.
00:35:01.000 Assault weapon is something they expanded upon to trick you to go, oh, we're talking about folio.
00:35:05.000 No.
00:35:05.000 No, we're not.
00:35:06.000 No, we're not.
00:35:06.000 By the way, I'm carrying an assault weapon.
00:35:11.000 And there are many assault weapons in the studio, just so you know, at any given moment.
00:35:14.000 You can assault anybody with almost anything.
00:35:17.000 But I mean, in New York, this gun, this handgun, this Walther, is an assault weapon.
00:35:21.000 Yeah.
00:35:21.000 This would be illegal in New York.
00:35:23.000 It's a very, very common gun.
00:35:25.000 It's just a little more badass because it's customized.
00:35:27.000 Now this brings us to the next claim, of course, that they will make.
00:35:30.000 There's a dragon on it.
00:35:33.000 Fits like Nicolas Cage in a face-off.
00:35:34.000 I said, can you do that for me?
00:35:35.000 I want the castor troy.
00:35:36.000 Now, they'll say it's the magazine.
00:35:38.000 We need to ban high-capacity assault weapon magazines.
00:35:42.000 And this is what they try and do.
00:35:43.000 They try and make it look like rifles with these high-capacity magazines are responsible for most shootings.
00:35:48.000 Here's a quote from Democrat and Chronicle.
00:35:49.000 It says, large magazines, or those containing more than 10 rounds, played a role in at least 86 mass shootings since 1980.
00:35:56.000 Well, why did they pick 1980?
00:35:58.000 Why did they pick that number?
00:35:59.000 Well, let me hit you with a truth.
00:36:02.000 Handguns are actually responsible for the vast majority of shooting deaths.
00:36:07.000 I know what some of you are going to say.
00:36:08.000 Liberals are watching this going, well, we need to ban handguns.
00:36:10.000 Most reasonable Americans are saying, well, we can't just ban all handguns.
00:36:14.000 So I know that I'm giving ammo to those who want to ban all guns, like the Beto O'Rourke.
00:36:18.000 I don't think most Americans want this to be illegal.
00:36:20.000 So, in 2020, the United States, handguns accounted for 59% of all murders.
00:36:27.000 Long-barreled weapons, so meaning like rifles, shotguns, depending on which one you're talking about, 3% of all murders.
00:36:33.000 So I know what you're doing, you're doing the math going, well, hold on a second, is that 62%?
00:36:36.000 Well, that's because all murders, not just gun homicides.
00:36:38.000 But of all murders, only 3% are committed using long guns like rifles.
00:36:46.000 And out of 400 million guns in the United States, only 20 million are assault weapons, and that's also a stat I just look grain of salt because it's not really easily defined.
00:36:56.000 I'm just using the stats that are available to us.
00:36:59.000 I'm just letting you know that that stat is kind of bullshit.
00:37:01.000 It's the best one I could come up with.
00:37:03.000 Yeah, fair.
00:37:04.000 It's the best terrible stat that we could find.
00:37:06.000 Yes.
00:37:06.000 In fact, this is one of those things that people talk about, 10 round magazines.
00:37:10.000 Now, for example, when my brother lived in California, he was limited to certain magazines.
00:37:15.000 Look, let me show you guys something, okay?
00:37:17.000 Here, so I'll take this out, just so everyone check this beforehand so you can see.
00:37:20.000 Right, Alec Baldwin, just so you guys are clear.
00:37:24.000 Where's the least liked person in the studio?
00:37:28.000 So again, just showing you guys so everyone can see here.
00:37:31.000 Make sure, Tim, that they see this is unloaded.
00:37:32.000 So this is, in fact, this is a 17-round magazine.
00:37:36.000 Okay, that's true.
00:37:36.000 Just a standard handgun.
00:37:37.000 It's not really all that big or scary.
00:37:39.000 But let's say it's 10 rounds.
00:37:40.000 Okay?
00:37:42.000 Click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
00:37:43.000 I didn't count 10, but let's imagine I count 10.
00:37:44.000 Click, click, click, click, bang.
00:37:47.000 Now it's 20 rounds.
00:37:48.000 That fast!
00:37:50.000 That fast!
00:37:52.000 It's pretty easy.
00:37:52.000 It's a good reload.
00:37:55.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:37:56.000 Like, their argument is not... He just wanted to brag.
00:37:59.000 He has some skills there.
00:38:01.000 The argument is that, okay, if we just limit the number of... I broke this magazine, by the way, when I was fooling around with it earlier.
00:38:01.000 He does.
00:38:06.000 Walther, I need you to send me another one.
00:38:07.000 Throw it in the trash outside of an elementary school.
00:38:07.000 Go ahead, John.
00:38:11.000 Where will I have room for my crack pipe?
00:38:12.000 That's true.
00:38:14.000 No, I mean, this is the same argument that we get frustrated about every single time, right?
00:38:18.000 You've got to blame something other than evil people.
00:38:20.000 Right.
00:38:21.000 You've got to point to something, and they're pointing to magazine capacity right now.
00:38:23.000 Right, they're pointing to magazine capacity.
00:38:25.000 Which just proved is like, okay, fine, you want a split second difference?
00:38:28.000 Yeah.
00:38:29.000 Well, and here's the thing, too.
00:38:30.000 And I understand that it'll be hard to do a reload under stress, which is why it's important.
00:38:33.000 Here's the thing.
00:38:34.000 It's more important for the average civilian, the average homeowner, to have a higher capacity magazine than it is for someone who's a mass shooter or someone who's experienced.
00:38:42.000 Because somebody who isn't used to being under stress is probably going to have a tougher time with the reload than someone who is a serial home invader.
00:38:48.000 Which brings us to another claim right here that they're about to make.
00:38:52.000 And they say that nobody needs An assault weapon, and this is not even a new one, but here you go.
00:38:58.000 Now, I know this has been a hobby horse of mine for a long time.
00:39:04.000 Got it done once.
00:39:06.000 We should also ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines in this country.
00:39:13.000 For that 10 years we had it done, the number of mass shootings actually went down.
00:39:19.000 And they still went down after.
00:39:20.000 Yeah.
00:39:21.000 Even law enforcement officials.
00:39:24.000 Have told me and told other champions of this legislation, they sometimes feel outgunned by assault weapons with large capacity magazines.
00:39:34.000 Let's come back to that.
00:39:35.000 There's no reason someone needs a weapon of war with 100 rounds, 100 bullets that can be fired That's science, don't worry.
00:39:45.000 It doesn't make it doesn't make sense. You're like, how is this a visual of bullets?
00:39:45.000 Yeah, it's okay.
00:39:48.000 He was picturing a 12 year olds ass and no one needs that kind of a magazine. No one needs those kinds of weapons
00:39:53.000 We'll tell that to the people of Shanghai That's science don't worry yeah, it's okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's
00:40:09.000 just doctors beating the shit out of you. Yeah It's the director's cut of the final scene from ET
00:40:16.000 Oh, here you go.
00:40:19.000 Here's Yanni.
00:40:23.000 This poor girl.
00:40:36.000 I wish she had a gun!
00:40:38.000 Are you saying that you wish she shot him?
00:40:42.000 Correct.
00:40:43.000 Just like I wish that every single woman who's being forcibly raped could shoot their attacker.
00:40:49.000 Because I want to read those headlines, not defenseless victim left in a ditch.
00:40:52.000 And the only thing that makes a woman stronger than a man is a gun.
00:40:55.000 Keep in mind, the left also celebrated Ukrainian citizens taking up arms to defend their country, right?
00:41:01.000 We also sent something $40 or $900 billion.
00:41:04.000 I don't know what the number is.
00:41:05.000 It's a rounding error at this point.
00:41:07.000 But this is something else.
00:41:09.000 Biden is so incapable.
00:41:11.000 You know, I always say the references are available at lightofthecarder.com.
00:41:14.000 I don't read conservative sources.
00:41:16.000 If you look at like the last sources, let me even look here, this is a New York Times, right?
00:41:19.000 The last source before that was Pew Research and ABC, and before that was Democrat and Chronicle.
00:41:24.000 So we make these publicly available, and I do that because I don't really have an interest in people who are just preaching to the choir.
00:41:30.000 And it's not lost on me that, you know, about 65% of you are conservative.
00:41:35.000 We have a significant amount of people who aren't conservative or don't identify as conservative.
00:41:38.000 But it's of no value for me to address these myths and just point you to conservative or pro-gun sites that use the same arguments and they don't really have to defend them nearly as strongly.
00:41:49.000 So I am, one thing I'm decent at doing is knowing where they're about to go before they go there.
00:41:57.000 Joe Biden right there when he said, no, police.
00:42:00.000 Come on, they're telling me they've been outgunned.
00:42:02.000 No.
00:42:03.000 I know exactly what he's referring to.
00:42:05.000 This is when police largely changed over from service revolvers.
00:42:08.000 I don't remember the year, but I believe it was a shootout in Miami when the police were outgunned with gang members.
00:42:13.000 And that's when they changed from revolvers over to semi-automatic weapons.
00:42:18.000 Now keep in mind, these are police officers, and the revolvers were typically six shots.
00:42:21.000 Some of them had seven shots.
00:42:22.000 I know this because I have one of those revolvers.
00:42:24.000 I have a Smith & Wesson 581, which was developed to be the ultimate police revolver, and it actually is.
00:42:28.000 Unfortunately, it just came in at the wrong time when they started switching to semi-automatic weapons.
00:42:33.000 I know exactly who he's referring to.
00:42:34.000 It's not a cop who told him that because cops have been using semi-automatic handguns for the last several decades.
00:42:40.000 But that is the reason that they switched over.
00:42:42.000 And by the way, it wasn't that they were outgunned because the other guys had semi-automatic handguns.
00:42:46.000 It's that they were outgunned, period, because they only had six shots in their revolvers and reloading was a problem.
00:42:52.000 Keep in mind, home invasions don't typically occur with one person.
00:42:58.000 If you're in the house.
00:42:59.000 There's a difference between someone breaking and entering and a home invasion when you are there.
00:43:03.000 Let's say two people break in.
00:43:05.000 Let's say it's three people.
00:43:06.000 And I love revolvers.
00:43:07.000 You've got six shots.
00:43:09.000 In the dark, in a shaky hand?
00:43:12.000 Be nice to have 17.
00:43:14.000 Or be nice to have a rifle with 25-40.
00:43:16.000 And you know who it's nicest for?
00:43:18.000 A woman.
00:43:21.000 Or someone who has no chance against the absolute monsters who are breaking into that house knowing that people are home and are willing to commit violence.
00:43:29.000 Firearms protect the most vulnerable among us.
00:43:34.000 Okay.
00:43:35.000 Was that shootout the one where they had the body armor, too?
00:43:37.000 I think that was L.A., right?
00:43:39.000 That was L.A.?
00:43:40.000 Okay, I wasn't sure if it was the same one.
00:43:41.000 Yeah, that was different.
00:43:42.000 But that was another one where, yeah, I think they... Well, that was armor and weapons.
00:43:47.000 Yeah, and they said, let's ban people having the ability to defend themselves from bullets.
00:43:54.000 Oh!
00:43:54.000 So, that's a perfect example.
00:43:56.000 People say, criminals use guns.
00:43:57.000 Let's ban guns.
00:43:58.000 And you have some people who are dumb enough to say, okay.
00:43:59.000 And they go, hey, criminals use defensive tools that keep them from being killed.
00:44:04.000 Let's ban that for everybody.
00:44:07.000 Well, just because you banned it doesn't mean the criminal can't get it.
00:44:10.000 That's the part I don't understand.
00:44:12.000 But it's also the silliest thing in the world.
00:44:13.000 It's something that couldn't possibly cause harm.
00:44:17.000 No.
00:44:18.000 People don't have the right to have a bulletproof vest?
00:44:21.000 Yeah.
00:44:22.000 Well, let me just... Dave, what you just said is exactly right.
00:44:25.000 So, New York right now, what they're trying to do is get the states around them.
00:44:27.000 They're blaming the other states for this problem.
00:44:28.000 We already have laws in place.
00:44:29.000 We're very sure.
00:44:30.000 Yeah, of course.
00:44:30.000 That's what they do.
00:44:31.000 We're blaming the other states because that's where this stuff is coming from.
00:44:33.000 Chicago blames Indiana.
00:44:35.000 Well, of course, yeah.
00:44:36.000 So now we have to expand.
00:44:37.000 So that only ends if the entire country follows the strictest gun laws that any one state has.
00:44:43.000 Yes.
00:44:44.000 That's it.
00:44:44.000 That's where it goes.
00:44:45.000 So don't think, oh, this is their problem.
00:44:47.000 This is California.
00:44:48.000 This is Connecticut.
00:44:48.000 This is Chicago's issue with Illinois.
00:44:51.000 This is what they want for everyone because that's the only way in their minds that it works.
00:44:54.000 And guess what?
00:44:55.000 It still doesn't work.
00:44:56.000 No, it's true.
00:44:56.000 Next they'll go to Canada.
00:44:57.000 Unless they do it.
00:44:59.000 And it's a really tough argument to make, but I understand the case you're making, that Manhattan is a cesspool of filth and sadness because of those people coming in from Westchester and those Amish animals coming in from Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
00:45:09.000 Oh, that's really what's ruining Manhattan.
00:45:11.000 Exactly.
00:45:11.000 It's great that you can't defend yourself with weapons in Manhattan, because nothing dangerous ever happens.
00:45:15.000 Ever.
00:45:16.000 No.
00:45:16.000 No.
00:45:16.000 Oh, there's no guns, guys, in Manhattan.
00:45:18.000 Do you know this?
00:45:19.000 Right.
00:45:19.000 There's no guns.
00:45:19.000 No, I know.
00:45:20.000 None whatsoever.
00:45:21.000 Nary a gun to be found.
00:45:22.000 I've never been woken up to the sound of gunfire.
00:45:24.000 Criminals throw rocks at each other because they have no weapons.
00:45:27.000 No, that's Crack Rocks, and that's Hunter Biden.
00:45:29.000 He throws it in his trash outside the grade school.
00:45:32.000 You can get a gun, though, if you're a criminal.
00:45:34.000 Oh, it's very easy.
00:45:37.000 Plenty of them have guns.
00:45:39.000 Here's another claim that they're going to make, and they're making, that gun violence right now, so they want to combine gun control, and then tell you that gun violence is a problem of what?
00:45:48.000 It's a white supremacy problem.
00:45:51.000 Now, I'm sure you probably know that this does not hold water.
00:45:55.000 Let me ask you, comment below, does that pass a sniff test for anyone?
00:46:00.000 I would particularly like to hear from black people watching right now.
00:46:03.000 Do you really believe that gun violence is a white supremacy problem?
00:46:06.000 You know some stats are coming, but don't be embarrassed.
00:46:09.000 I just want to know if you buy it, because here's the truth.
00:46:13.000 Black people kill white people at a much higher rate than white people kill black people.
00:46:18.000 They also kill black people at a higher rate.
00:46:21.000 than white people kill black people. So let's look at the murder by race of offender and the victim
00:46:26.000 from 2019. These are the most recent stats we confirmed from the FBI. White people killed 246
00:46:32.000 black Americans. Black people killed 566 white Americans.
00:46:37.000 Keep in mind the population difference.
00:46:40.000 That means that white people killed less than half the amount of blacks when they make up 76% of the population, but black Americans killed double the amount of whites even though they only make up about 13% of the population.
00:46:53.000 That is an unbelievable gap.
00:46:56.000 So if I have to watch another film Where the bully is the white kid in a letterman jacket, or the person breaking in for some home security system commercial, is the white guy with a bolo tie, I'm gonna lose it!
00:47:12.000 But Steven, it's still white supremacy, sorry.
00:47:14.000 Oh menace to society, Boys in the Hood, Jersey Drive, you know there were some movies that kind of captured the reality, but that was of course 30 years ago.
00:47:23.000 And who could forget John Cougar Mellencamp's famous hit, Click Click Boom.
00:47:26.000 Yep.
00:47:27.000 He's a...
00:47:28.000 Sigh.
00:47:28.000 Laughter.
00:47:31.000 Huey...
00:47:31.000 Huey Lewis and the Glocks.
00:47:32.000 He hasn't been glorifying this for a very long time.
00:47:37.000 And the blood-soaked news.
00:47:39.000 And this is the thing, they want white Americans to feel guilty if, for example, after the knockout game and after you see this unbelievable wave of crime that had taken place over the pandemic, the riots, they want you to feel guilty.
00:47:52.000 We talked about this yesterday.
00:47:54.000 This is the overarching theme here.
00:47:55.000 They want you to feel guilty for saying, oh, you know what?
00:47:58.000 I get a little bit nervous as a white woman in a primarily black neighborhood where my head is on a swivel.
00:48:05.000 Oh, why is that?
00:48:06.000 Well, because, you know, I'm exponentially more likely to be shot, raped, or robbed.
00:48:11.000 Don't say that!
00:48:12.000 But they encourage black people to live in fear of the white supremacy that statistically is a non-factor.
00:48:18.000 Right.
00:48:18.000 Because every single one of the community leaders has been out there saying, the Al Sharptons and everybody saying, white people, white supremacy, racism, that's the problem that you have to be afraid of.
00:48:28.000 And so if you're a black person and that's the only voice that you're hearing right now, you believe it.
00:48:33.000 And you go, white people are out to get me.
00:48:35.000 And so now an entire community fears something that they shouldn't and these communities can no longer hang out.
00:48:42.000 I don't think most black people actually believe that.
00:48:43.000 I don't think they do either, but I'm saying if that's the only voice your community is hearing, which a lot of times it is, come on.
00:48:48.000 A lot of times you're hearing, this is white supremacy, white supremacy.
00:48:51.000 That's the problem going on in America right now.
00:48:53.000 It's white supremacy.
00:48:54.000 They're saying it right now.
00:48:55.000 The greatest threat in this country right now is white supremacy.
00:48:58.000 Right.
00:48:59.000 That's the biggest domestic threat, even though we're headed towards what seems like another summer of love coming our way with riots and protests.
00:49:06.000 Well, love and rape are used interchangeably.
00:49:09.000 It's true.
00:49:09.000 Well, either side coming at you like that creates a gigantic amount of anxiety, which has already been created over the last two and a half years.
00:49:17.000 I'm not surprised these things are happening at the rate that they are because of what's been going on.
00:49:22.000 It's all anxiety bubbling to the surface.
00:49:26.000 But what I would say is the big difference, though, and I agree with you.
00:49:30.000 The difference is the anxiety that's created one way, for example, if white Americans feel concerned if they're in a primarily black neighborhood, particularly after 2020, the anxiety is statistic-induced.
00:49:42.000 The anxiety that's being induced in the black community is from leadership lying.
00:49:45.000 That's the problem.
00:49:47.000 Look, I think that if you're a white person at a Black Lives Matter riot, whether it's Baltimore, Ferguson, whether it's going on in Dallas...
00:49:57.000 Yeah, I think you'd be a fool to not be concerned.
00:50:00.000 Now that does not mean every interaction with black... I've said that my interactions, you know, we do the talking with people, are far more pleasant with the average black American than with the average, you know, American white bitch.
00:50:11.000 Now here's the thing...
00:50:13.000 I don't think there is a single group of people in the history of this country who have been more overly represented in media and the entertainment industry while simultaneously having no accurate representation than black people.
00:50:26.000 What do I mean by that?
00:50:27.000 You think this speaker?
00:50:30.000 You think this press secretary is representative of the average black American?
00:50:34.000 You think Al Sharpton is?
00:50:35.000 You think what you're seeing on HBO is?
00:50:37.000 It's not even close!
00:50:38.000 Go and talk with them.
00:50:40.000 Go and talk with them.
00:50:42.000 But they make up a huge percent.
00:50:44.000 Black Americans make up a huge percent of what we see in media, but it is not emblematic of black American voices.
00:50:50.000 Primarily, they grow up in Christian households.
00:50:53.000 Primarily, they tend to be family-centric.
00:50:55.000 Primarily, they tend to be socially conservative.
00:50:58.000 And yes, there are issues.
00:51:00.000 That the black community obviously struggles with, that they need to deal with themselves.
00:51:04.000 I can't offer solutions because I'm a white guy.
00:51:06.000 But we're not offering mass shootings of black people.
00:51:09.000 That's just a statistical inaccuracy.
00:51:11.000 And that's the problem with sowing division based on a lie and telling people to shut up about the truth.
00:51:20.000 Truth is, white people are being often record numbers by black people in this country when you look at the crime between races.
00:51:26.000 Same thing applies with Asians and crimes being committed against them by black people.
00:51:32.000 These people committing these crimes are not people who are afraid of white supremacy or Asian supremacy.
00:51:36.000 That's a statistical reality.
00:51:38.000 And so yes, you have a lot of white people who are afraid.
00:51:42.000 And so they're less likely to reach across the aisle and speak with people in these communities.
00:51:48.000 But we need to acknowledge the statistical reality if we're going to address the problem.
00:51:51.000 We need to stop silencing people from speaking of the truth.
00:51:55.000 And we need to stop lying to one group of people to try and sow chaos.
00:52:01.000 Let's go to another claim that they will make here.
00:52:04.000 I think we're up to claim number five.
00:52:06.000 And they say now that censoring social media is what's necessary because that's what causes these mass shootings.
00:52:12.000 Here.
00:52:13.000 Meanwhile, new scrutiny and criticism of social media tonight as powerful fallout begins in the wake of that gun massacre.
00:52:19.000 It wasn't just the live streaming of the murders that the accused killer posted while the carnage happened.
00:52:24.000 It's also the wide open social media sites rife with racism and hatred pushed by white supremacists.
00:52:29.000 How to deal with all this?
00:52:31.000 It seems simple, but it is complicated.
00:52:34.000 As a First Amendment scholar, I have to reinforce it.
00:52:36.000 We don't have First Amendment guarantees to social media.
00:52:41.000 Hate that amounts to violence and harming people and taking the lives of people, that's not a question of speech.
00:52:47.000 That's a conduct that we deem to be illegal.
00:52:51.000 Look, this is what they do.
00:52:52.000 They start with a little kernel of truth.
00:52:56.000 They start with a little kernel of something that's true, where they say, well, yeah, look, of course, no one's saying that people have the right to Twitch stream shootings, dummy!
00:53:04.000 But then someone like this, and then the governor of New York, not fringe people, say, this is why we need to clamp down on social media.
00:53:12.000 Well, okay, here's the truth.
00:53:15.000 That's a really stupid thing to say.
00:53:17.000 You and Tipper Gore, right?
00:53:18.000 Remember with the Columbine shooting?
00:53:21.000 They blamed the Matrix.
00:53:23.000 They blamed natural-born killers.
00:53:24.000 They blamed the video game Doom.
00:53:26.000 And now they're blaming social media.
00:53:27.000 And I understand what they're saying.
00:53:29.000 They're trying to say people now are using social media to get famous.
00:53:33.000 Oh, okay, so social media... Hey, hold on a second.
00:53:36.000 Do you bear any responsibility?
00:53:38.000 Media?
00:53:39.000 Hey, you know what?
00:53:39.000 Let me point you to an example.
00:53:41.000 Let's bring up CNN right now.
00:53:43.000 If someone is committing a mass shooting because they want to become famous, you haven't done anything to encourage that, have you, CNN?
00:53:49.000 Timothy McVeigh?
00:53:50.000 Columbine shooters?
00:53:52.000 Right?
00:53:53.000 ABC, NBC, CBS, you guys have never given airtime to mass shooters.
00:53:57.000 Brought up in 99% of all movies that involve mass shootings because we all know it's the media that pushes their name out there.
00:54:05.000 Exactly.
00:54:05.000 And gives them the glory that they want.
00:54:07.000 So now they want to blame...
00:54:09.000 Whether it's Twitch, or whether it's Twitter, or whether it's YouTube, Facebook, who, by the way, remove these as soon as they go up.
00:54:15.000 They're removed everywhere on social media, but not from traditional media, not from legacy media.
00:54:21.000 These dinosaurs that are dying, they're the ones giving it airtime, they're the ones making these people famous, and they want to say that the responsibility lies with you.
00:54:30.000 For tweeting out CDC statistics or skepticism of the Pfizer vaccine.
00:54:34.000 So now we need the Ministry of Truth to clamp down.
00:54:36.000 That's the problem.
00:54:37.000 The problem is people have guns in New York, people are racist, white supremacy, and this is a social media problem.
00:54:47.000 Yeah.
00:54:47.000 It's hate speech again, right?
00:54:49.000 It's something that's very, very, very hateful.
00:54:51.000 Yeah.
00:54:51.000 When the truth is people don't have enough guns.
00:54:53.000 Right.
00:54:53.000 And the truth is that media has encouraged this.
00:54:56.000 Media is what has made people famous.
00:54:58.000 And the truth is the statistical discrepancy between white and black crimes is something that has not been addressed.
00:55:03.000 And so it's festering beneath the surface because people know the truth and you're lying to them.
00:55:06.000 That's the truth.
00:55:07.000 The black and the white woman hugging right there is an example of what's wrong with the media.
00:55:12.000 They immediately go to division.
00:55:13.000 That's the worst possible thing you can do in these situations.
00:55:16.000 It just creates more of this.
00:55:18.000 And it took them a second to build that narrative.
00:55:22.000 Well here's the thing that I'm hoping doesn't happen, but I know that it always will.
00:55:26.000 So there's a consequence to this, right?
00:55:28.000 When politicians run to these things and they start pushing a boogeyman, just like they were saying cops are out to kill black people, well that ended up with officers in Dallas, Texas being shot and killed specifically because this person wanted retribution against cops that were out to kill black people.
00:55:43.000 And that's anecdotal and the empirical is a record number of police casualties and injuries.
00:55:46.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:55:47.000 And so what we're seeing right now is every single politician on the left is running to this issue and saying, yes, that's right, white supremacy and gun control and hate speech.
00:55:55.000 Guess what that's going to do?
00:55:56.000 White people are out to get you black people.
00:55:58.000 Guess what that's going to do?
00:55:59.000 It's going to push black people to say, I can't take this anymore.
00:56:03.000 I've got to do something about this.
00:56:05.000 And again, it's an evil person that's going to go out and do something to get retribution.
00:56:10.000 But there is a cost, and politicians are screwing around to get votes.
00:56:15.000 That's it.
00:56:16.000 That's all they want from this.
00:56:17.000 They don't care about you.
00:56:18.000 If they did, they would define gun control laws that would prevent these things from happening, but they can't.
00:56:24.000 They would define hate speech, but they can't.
00:56:26.000 It's just votes.
00:56:27.000 That's it.
00:56:28.000 The good news is black people don't watch CNN or MSNBC.
00:56:32.000 And why do they want those votes?
00:56:33.000 Money.
00:56:34.000 Power.
00:56:34.000 All money.
00:56:35.000 Power.
00:56:36.000 Well, no, no.
00:56:37.000 Didn't you just hear Madame Jean-Pierre?
00:56:39.000 She said, no, we're going to take the money from the rich people.
00:56:41.000 Ah, yes.
00:56:41.000 Oh, right, right, right.
00:56:42.000 Because they're also screwing you.
00:56:43.000 So if you watch CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, or listen to any press release that comes from the White House, you would believe that your country right now is a quagmire.
00:56:53.000 Gas is up.
00:56:54.000 Inflation is up.
00:56:55.000 Violent crime is up.
00:56:56.000 Mass shootings are up because of rich white people.
00:57:00.000 Ah.
00:57:01.000 And their tax bill.
00:57:02.000 By the way, I would just like to point out a couple of years ago, Elon Musk paid the largest tax bill by any person in the United States, $11 billion.
00:57:09.000 And he's African American!
00:57:10.000 He is!
00:57:11.000 Did a fantastic job.
00:57:12.000 But that was December.
00:57:13.000 You know what?
00:57:13.000 They sent it all to the Ukraine and other countries.
00:57:19.000 Thanks, Elon.
00:57:20.000 We appreciate that.
00:57:21.000 Hey, Elon, you know, with that 40, whatever it is, 41 billion dollars to buy Twitter, you could solve world hunger.
00:57:28.000 What's this, 40 billion to Ukraine?
00:57:30.000 Why aren't you fixing the starving people?
00:57:34.000 I gave you 11 billion to help with that.
00:57:37.000 Yeah, it's not our job.
00:57:38.000 No, it is.
00:57:39.000 No, literally, it says you.
00:57:42.000 I did one of those big checks.
00:57:44.000 Yeah.
00:57:46.000 That'd be hilarious, a giant cardboard check that has 11 billion dollars.
00:57:51.000 And he would, like, create an actual hologram of Ed McMahon because he could to deliver it.
00:57:55.000 Yeah.
00:57:56.000 Happy Gilmore, I came in second, but I want a big check.
00:58:01.000 Well, give me one of those guys.
00:58:03.000 So, look, you guys can comment.
00:58:04.000 Which gun myth, gun control or mass shooting myth do you think is the most pervasive?
00:58:10.000 Because we're going to be doing an arc on this.
00:58:11.000 We want to talk about this more.
00:58:12.000 We want to make sure that you go into your college classrooms, that you go to your family dinners and you are prepared to address this.
00:58:20.000 To do it effectively.
00:58:22.000 I just think that conservative media has failed so many people.
00:58:26.000 I really do.
00:58:26.000 And look, this is primarily a comedy show, I'm honest, but we're very straightforward about it.
00:58:32.000 That's also why we make the references publicly available.
00:58:34.000 That's also why occasionally we just go onto the street and talk with people so you can see what those interactions are like.
00:58:38.000 I grew up in Canada, for the most part.
00:58:41.000 Didn't have Fox News.
00:58:43.000 We didn't have AM radio, and so my opinions were formed basically from what I could read, and I got to see John Stossel segments on 20-20 after TGIF.
00:58:51.000 When I came to the United States, and I was saying, okay, I want to learn how to be able to defend my points of view and how to express them, and I saw the media available, I said, are you serious?
00:59:01.000 That wouldn't work?
00:59:03.000 It's the political and cultural equivalent of a keto.
00:59:05.000 It only works with people who are willing.
00:59:07.000 You need to learn how to engage with people who disagree with you and that's what we're trying to do this week so that never again will one of these mass shootings occur and you be caught flat-footed with these arguments that have not changed since the 1990s.
00:59:21.000 They've changed zero.
00:59:23.000 Okay.
00:59:24.000 Well, and don't fall into it, too.
00:59:25.000 Right.
00:59:26.000 I mean, when you walk around and you say something, you know, if you say something horribly racist or you blame another race or you do whatever it is, remember, that's exactly what they want.
00:59:34.000 Right.
00:59:34.000 They want you to buy that.
00:59:35.000 They want you to be afraid.
00:59:36.000 They want you to be afraid of the other side.
00:59:38.000 They want you to be nervous.
00:59:39.000 They want you to be anxious.
00:59:40.000 They want you to be scared.
00:59:41.000 They want you to give up everything, including your rights.
00:59:43.000 Right.
00:59:43.000 They want you to think the boogeyman is Robert Byrd.
00:59:45.000 Yeah.
00:59:46.000 Real quick question for our guys in the studio here, not in the studio, but in the control room.
00:59:50.000 They just announced that they've made an arrest in the Dallas shooting of a Korean-owned hair salon.
00:59:55.000 CNN just covered the entire story.
00:59:56.000 I didn't hear any mention of race, but it was a Korean-owned salon, and I'm just curious if the race is known.
01:00:01.000 So if you guys look it up, That just happened.
01:00:03.000 There was a shooting in a Korean salon.
01:00:05.000 It happened a couple of days ago.
01:00:06.000 I don't know how many people were shot.
01:00:08.000 Remember when one happened?
01:00:09.000 I don't remember if it was in Texas.
01:00:10.000 The guy shut up the massage parlor and said it was racially motivated.
01:00:13.000 I think it was in Georgia or something.
01:00:15.000 It was because they didn't want to give him handies.
01:00:21.000 He went to the wrong salon for that.
01:00:23.000 Yeah, you gotta go to the right place.
01:00:26.000 This is from an hour ago, but the Dallas Morning News says that the police announced the arrest early Tuesday, but did not provide the suspect's name, so I don't think we're gonna get the race yet if they don't have the name.
01:00:35.000 Gotcha.
01:00:35.000 Alright.
01:00:36.000 I'm just curious!
01:00:37.000 One guess.
01:00:38.000 Just curious.
01:00:38.000 Now... I mean, it could be wrong.
01:00:40.000 Before we go to the Project Red Josh Twitter, which is fantastic, by the way, I went to an Asian... when I lived in New York City, an Asian massage parlor for a long... Did they walk on it?
01:00:51.000 I later thought, I might have gone to a dirty massage parlor.
01:00:57.000 But here's the thing.
01:00:59.000 I didn't know how this worked.
01:01:00.000 They were just old ladies.
01:01:02.000 Like 70 years old.
01:01:04.000 So I didn't think that's how it worked.
01:01:05.000 But then I realized once I was in the unbelievable massages, but like gross violation of towel laws.
01:01:11.000 But then I realized that if they were a dirty massage parlor, I was using them.
01:01:15.000 Because I was just paying the standard $40 fee for a massage, and they were waiting for a tip.
01:01:18.000 I'm like, well, see ya!
01:01:20.000 Bye!
01:01:22.000 You left with a smile on your face.
01:01:24.000 Tables turned.
01:01:27.000 Could be.
01:01:27.000 I don't know.
01:01:28.000 I genuinely don't know.
01:01:28.000 I thought it seemed, you know... Good massage, though?
01:01:30.000 It was unbelievable.
01:01:31.000 Oh, great.
01:01:31.000 Oh, it was unbelievable.
01:01:32.000 A back room, like a... The place was called the Wack Shack.
01:01:35.000 Yeah, it's spelled in Chinese.
01:01:37.000 I don't know what it said.
01:01:38.000 Who knew?
01:01:39.000 I only found out afterwards.
01:01:40.000 Right next to the Golden Pan, delicious.
01:01:42.000 But there was one 70 year old lady, I went back like the fourth time, she's like, I had never told you this, you are very handsome.
01:01:48.000 I'm like, well that's weird, but thank you.
01:01:50.000 Now please touch my naked body.
01:01:53.000 If I get a massage, I just keep my underwear on, so I think that's the deal.
01:01:57.000 Yeah.
01:01:57.000 Right?
01:01:58.000 Like wherever you go.
01:01:59.000 I mean, I guess if you're like a massage envy and you're just like naked, there's just a towel over every part but here.
01:02:05.000 Yes, exactly.
01:02:06.000 Yes, we're here for a massage.
01:02:09.000 Put on your saran wrap bodysuit with the hole.
01:02:11.000 Yeah.
01:02:11.000 Yeah, I think it's just that's the clue.
01:02:14.000 It's like, nah, I just, seriously, my neck hurts.
01:02:17.000 I fly a lot.
01:02:17.000 Yeah.
01:02:18.000 Well, there was this place, they had, because they had a front room where you could sit in the chair, where it was just, they just did your neck.
01:02:23.000 Right, yeah.
01:02:23.000 It wasn't a weird place.
01:02:24.000 I mean, there were no separate rooms.
01:02:26.000 Well, then why do you think it was a dirty thing?
01:02:28.000 Because she rubbed my nipples.
01:02:30.000 So, let's go to Twitter.
01:02:34.000 For money.
01:02:36.000 She paid me money.
01:02:37.000 On request.
01:02:37.000 Okay, all right.
01:02:38.000 No, Nico's pink like an ice cream cone.
01:02:41.000 Very cute.
01:02:42.000 That's a weird analogy, but thank you.
01:02:44.000 Oh, I mean, I think anybody can be bought.
01:02:46.000 I mean, trust me, Gerald, anybody can be a sex slave if you pay the right amount.
01:02:51.000 Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
01:02:52.000 Except I also don't think that male gigolos are a thing.
01:02:55.000 I really don't.
01:02:55.000 No, why would you?
01:02:56.000 No one pays for that.
01:02:57.000 No, why?
01:02:58.000 Just go out.
01:02:59.000 Just go out and say yes.
01:03:02.000 Yeah.
01:03:03.000 Just walk around and go, does anybody want to?
01:03:04.000 Yeah?
01:03:05.000 Everyone?
01:03:05.000 Yeah.
01:03:06.000 That was hard.
01:03:06.000 You could be the grossest woman alive and you will still find a guy who's just like, okay.
01:03:11.000 Yeah.
01:03:11.000 You don't have to call a gigolo.
01:03:13.000 Yeah.
01:03:13.000 Why would anyone pay for it?
01:03:14.000 You're just, you know what?
01:03:14.000 The point is fiscal responsibility.
01:03:17.000 All right.
01:03:19.000 Now let's move on to, this is another story that has been breaking here, and hats off to Project Veritas did a great job.
01:03:27.000 This Twitter senior engineer, Siru Murugesan, I don't know if I'm pronouncing it correctly.
01:03:32.000 I think that's pretty close.
01:03:37.000 Do you think there's a difference between Twitter's definition of free speech and Elon's definition of free speech?
01:03:42.000 And then he goes on to say all of the things that we've known to be true, but haven't entirely been able to prove
01:03:49.000 due to the obfuscation with the algorithms.
01:03:50.000 But here's some of the footage.
01:03:52.000 Do you think there's a difference between Twitter's definition of free speech and Elon's definition of free
01:03:56.000 speech?
01:03:57.000 Twitter does not belong to free speech.
01:03:59.000 Elon believes in free speech.
01:04:01.000 What do your colleagues say about it?
01:04:04.000 They hate it.
01:04:05.000 Some of my colleagues are like, left, left.
01:04:08.000 Left, left, left.
01:04:09.000 You know, Jobs is a state.
01:04:11.000 He's a capitalist.
01:04:12.000 We weren't really operating in a capitalist mode.
01:04:14.000 We were very socialist, but we're all like...
01:04:17.000 Bro, it's okay to say it.
01:04:20.000 You just gotta tolerate it.
01:04:22.000 It's okay.
01:04:23.000 The left would be like, no, I'm not gonna tolerate it.
01:04:27.000 I need a censor.
01:04:28.000 The left does not.
01:04:29.000 Ideologically, it does not make sense because we're actually censoring the right, not the left.
01:04:35.000 So if everyone on the right wing were to be like, Bro, it's okay to say, you just gotta tolerate it.
01:04:40.000 The left would be like, no, I'm not gonna tolerate it.
01:04:43.000 I need a censor.
01:04:45.000 Or else I'm not gonna be able to have a chance.
01:04:47.000 So this is a public service announcement.
01:04:50.000 If you look and sound like that, and a girl is interested in you randomly, who's even like a six, you're being lied to.
01:04:59.000 Just ask Azizan, sorry.
01:05:02.000 That's him trying to be bad, badass.
01:05:04.000 He's like, we're communists, fuck!
01:05:07.000 I am so bad!
01:05:09.000 Yes, I support the slaughter of a hundred million people!
01:05:12.000 I'm a Stalinist!
01:05:14.000 Oh, I'm bad boy!
01:05:16.000 But I did not order the burger.
01:05:18.000 No?
01:05:19.000 This is so bad.
01:05:20.000 I mean I did, but it's mushroom burger.
01:05:23.000 I worship it.
01:05:23.000 I am bad!
01:05:25.000 Look at my sleeve, I roll it up and put a pack of cigarettes in the t-shirt.
01:05:30.000 I'm like James Dean!
01:05:31.000 I'm commie!
01:05:32.000 Those are candy.
01:05:34.000 Well, yes, they're Popeye cigarettes, but look!
01:05:37.000 I'm a prudent bad boy!
01:05:40.000 You're not very prudent because you just said on camera that you only censor conservatives.
01:05:44.000 Oh, is that the blinking light?
01:05:46.000 Oh, yeah.
01:05:47.000 Why did you keep adjusting your lapel?
01:05:49.000 I thought it was a fashion choice.
01:05:50.000 I thought good-looking women were wearing blinking lights in between their titties.
01:05:56.000 First time I've been so close to them.
01:05:58.000 I don't deal with people well.
01:06:03.000 I thought it was like an Iron Man thing that went right there that, you know, powered your sexiness.
01:06:08.000 I am bad.
01:06:08.000 I'm co- Do you still want to sleep with the commie?
01:06:10.000 No?
01:06:11.000 Okay.
01:06:13.000 I'm just going to be unemployed, bad boy.
01:06:15.000 Oh yeah, these guys totally get fired pretty quick.
01:06:19.000 Elon may keep him because he says, you know, I'm leaning more towards Elon's kind of way of thinking in the video.
01:06:25.000 Oh, I keep him.
01:06:26.000 There's a blinking dot on her forehead.
01:06:28.000 Go on.
01:06:29.000 Just don't ever give interviews again.
01:06:31.000 The prophecy is true.
01:06:33.000 Yes, talking to here.
01:06:36.000 The prophecy is true.
01:06:39.000 Oh, my mom's does not blink.
01:06:44.000 How are these people still tricked?
01:06:46.000 You know, you give a guy a little bit of attention, a little bit of alcohol, and all of a sudden he's just like, yeah, I'll tell you everything you wanted to know.
01:06:54.000 You just keep writing the answers down, which is kind of weird, but I'll keep talking.
01:06:57.000 Yeah, you don't even have to torture men.
01:06:58.000 Just send in this good-looking woman, and they'll be like, yes!
01:07:01.000 We're stupid!
01:07:02.000 Come on!
01:07:03.000 Just give them the one thing they can't resist.
01:07:06.000 Right.
01:07:06.000 You don't even have to give it to them.
01:07:07.000 You just have to show up in front of them and they'll think that you're giving it to them because they're stupid.
01:07:11.000 Yeah.
01:07:11.000 Give them the idea that they might have a chance.
01:07:14.000 Yeah.
01:07:14.000 By the way, if you don't think Elon Musk can make this company a little bit better, this guy said he's been working four hours a week, but he's going to try harder because he wants a promotion, but his job currently pays him around $190,000.
01:07:24.000 Yes.
01:07:24.000 I am like the reverse Tim Ferriss.
01:07:29.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:07:30.000 They do a great job.
01:07:31.000 I mean, I'm similar to Tim Ferriss, only I don't actually work.
01:07:35.000 By the way, do you know what happened under real communism?
01:07:38.000 If you worked four hours a week, they'd kill you.
01:07:40.000 Yes, they did, yes.
01:07:41.000 It was because you were already dead, that's how much you worked.
01:07:43.000 People don't understand this about communism, that communism was based on the fundamental idea that the workers were working very hard.
01:07:49.000 Very, very hard for very little.
01:07:52.000 But everybody had very little.
01:07:53.000 Yeah.
01:07:54.000 Everybody had very little except for the upper, upper, upper tier, and so you weren't jealous of anybody else, but you could rat them out if they did something wrong and they would be killed.
01:08:02.000 So maybe, do you get to keep their stuff?
01:08:04.000 Was this guy just using, like, the handbook for pickup lines in Silicon Valley?
01:08:08.000 Did he really think this was gonna work?
01:08:11.000 We censor conservatives, I'm commie, and I am very unproductive.
01:08:16.000 Do you want to have sex with me now?
01:08:18.000 I'm a very lazy adult male.
01:08:20.000 Piece of shit.
01:08:22.000 I have six roommates, but I better try harder!
01:08:26.000 I'll work five hours a week.
01:08:27.000 I have six roommates.
01:08:28.000 Well, eight if you count the garage.
01:08:32.000 But we have roosters.
01:08:34.000 The pet roosters in Silicon Valley.
01:08:37.000 I have a cat.
01:08:38.000 So, you know what?
01:08:39.000 Good on you, James O'Keefe.
01:08:41.000 Good work.
01:08:41.000 I recommend you go to Project Veritas.
01:08:42.000 Check out the rest of it.
01:08:45.000 Everyone else has already provided valuable commentary.
01:08:47.000 Obviously we know.
01:08:48.000 I mean, we just saw a gain of, I think I saw a gain personally of 250,000 subscribers in the last, like, Twitter followers in the last three weeks.
01:08:55.000 You can follow me, at S Crowder.
01:08:56.000 You can follow all of us.
01:08:57.000 You have at Landau Dave, at G Morgan Jr., and at S Crowder.
01:09:02.000 And all of a sudden now my tweets are actually getting to you.
01:09:04.000 Weird how that happens.
01:09:05.000 It's bizarre.
01:09:06.000 It's crazy.
01:09:07.000 Yeah.
01:09:08.000 I am actually, they often refer to me as the bad boy of Twitter.
01:09:14.000 See, there goes the bad boy of Twitter.
01:09:17.000 He doesn't wear a seatbelt or sunscreen.
01:09:19.000 Dave is wearing my hat.
01:09:20.000 Yes!