Louder with Crowder - DNC Mega Livestream Fact-Check

00:00:00.000 Welcome to 3 in 3, three key facts in three minutes or less on the topics you care about

00:00:19.000 most.

00:00:20.000 Bye bye.

00:00:23.000 Tim Walz.

00:00:24.000 Key fact number one.

00:00:26.000 Tim Walz's problem with stolen valor accusations.

00:00:30.000 Firstly, Tim Walz served in the U.S.

00:00:32.000 National Guard for 24 years.

00:00:34.000 This fact is not in dispute.

00:00:36.000 The controversy following his service, however, stems from his claims regarding combat experience as well as his rank.

00:00:42.000 In 2018, for example, Walls stated, we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried

00:00:49.000 in war is the only place where those weapons are at.

00:00:53.000 This was notable because the fact that Tim Walls has never served in combat

00:00:57.000 is not in dispute.

00:00:59.000 Walz has also faced controversy for repeatedly referring to himself as a retired Command Sergeant Major.

00:01:05.000 According to Army Lieutenant Colonel Kristen Auger, Walz retired as a Master Sergeant in 2005 for benefit purposes because he did not complete additional coursework at the U.S.

00:01:16.000 Army Sergeants Major Academy.

00:01:18.000 Key fact number two.

00:01:20.000 Tim Walz was the governor of Minnesota during the 2020 George Floyd riots.

00:01:25.000 As reported by the Minnesota Star Tribune, the riots resulted in the destruction of 1,500 businesses and totaled over 500 million dollars in damage to Minneapolis alone.

00:01:35.000 And speaking of the riots, Walz said, this is a moment of inflection.

00:01:39.000 This is a moment of real change.

00:01:41.000 It's a moment that those folks who are out there demanding this are not going to take a commission or a report.

00:01:47.000 They're going to want fundamental change.

00:01:49.000 And that is what I think.

00:01:51.000 That is one of the exciting things of all this.

00:01:57.000 And his actual policies.

00:01:58.000 As governor of Minnesota, Walz instituted a number of policies, including making Minnesota a transgender sanctuary state for both adults and children, signing a law that ensures the right to abortion up to and including birth, forcing more than 10,000 businesses to close during COVID, and instituted draconian COVID regulations, even going so far as to create a hotline for people to report on their neighbors, violating guidelines.

00:02:23.000 Allowing 80,000 illegal aliens to obtain driver's licenses, and subsequently registering them to vote through an automatic driver's license voter registration process, and according to VoteSmart.org, Tim Walz received high marks during his time as a congressman from leftist organizations like Planned Parenthood, the American Civil Liberties Union, the Teachers Union, and the Council on American Islamic Relations.

00:02:46.000 Perhaps that's why it's not controversial that in late July 2024, mere days before he was selected as Kamala's running mate, Tim Walz confidently stated during a Zoom call with donors, one person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.

00:03:03.000 This has been 3 in 3.

00:03:05.000 I'm Stephen Crowder.

00:03:06.000 If you want to learn more, you can peruse the references for this specific show at 3keyfacts.com or tune in to the hour-long daily show Louder with Crowder weekdays at 10 a.m.

00:03:16.000 Eastern on Rumble, YouTube, or right here anywhere you get your podcasts.

00:03:21.000 Here we are at another Democratic convention with Kamala Harris.

00:03:33.000 After Joe fell off his bike, I said, he's not gonna be the nominee.

00:03:36.000 I said on my show, they're gonna try to kill him.

00:03:38.000 Wake up!

00:03:40.000 Kamala Harris cares.

00:03:42.000 Deep on the police.

00:03:43.000 She will never risk lives for the sake of politics.

00:03:48.000 Look at the riots, look at the burning, look at the looting.

00:03:51.000 I could smell the burning tires.

00:03:52.000 This is a movement, I'm telling you.

00:03:54.000 They're not gonna stop.

00:03:56.000 Think of David Dorn.

00:03:57.000 Think of the people who were killed.

00:03:58.000 Think of Kamala Harris because she said, that's... We're not gonna let up.

00:04:01.000 And they should not.

00:04:03.000 And we should not.

00:04:05.000 Wages up, inflation down, way down.

00:04:08.000 Inflation is up at least 20% since Biden took office.

00:04:12.000 CNN has not fact-checked this.

00:04:13.000 ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC.

00:04:16.000 No one has.

00:04:17.000 So who are you going to believe, them or f***ing CNN?

00:04:20.000 I was still playing the drinking game while Gerald was fact-checking.

00:04:23.000 Why not?

00:04:24.000 I should go back to bartending.

00:04:26.000 There's a balance to be struck between being tough and being a bitch.

00:04:31.000 Bitch!

00:04:35.000 Mug Club Fact Checks the DNC.

00:05:17.000 This is the first evening of our two-night mega livestream event, live fact-checking the DNC convention.

00:05:23.000 So we're going to be here tomorrow night as well.

00:05:25.000 You may notice that, if you hear from my voice, I am not well.

00:05:30.000 Which is why, uh, tonight, I will be actually, you can bring up the drinking game rules, I have a hot toddy.

00:05:35.000 Which, you can comment below and let me know if that's, if it's, if it's considered a light in the loafers, or uh, might as well hit the drinking game rules right off the bat.

00:05:44.000 So tonight, you can watch along with us as we fact check, you take a drink, anytime Tim Walz mentions a threat to democracy, anytime he tells someone to mind their business, Anytime he mentions his military service, or lack thereof, but of course he won't say that.

00:05:58.000 Anytime he mentions women's rights or health care.

00:06:01.000 And you finish your drink if he ever brings up the J.D.

00:06:04.000 Vance couch hoax.

00:06:06.000 And by the way, that applies to anyone tonight because a lot of people are speaking, including Pete Buttigieg and currently one of the men hunted by Blade.

00:06:16.000 Just as I say it, they cut away from him.

00:06:18.000 It's Hawk Two of Jeffries, don't worry.

00:06:21.000 There you go, bring him right up.

00:06:22.000 Come on, that's the guy Blade would hunt.

00:06:24.000 That's the guy who got Wesley Stemps put away for tax evasion.

00:06:30.000 Of course, this is all gearing up for the election livestream of the century.

00:06:32.000 There's no reason to tune in anywhere else.

00:06:33.000 November 5th, coming up 2024, we have Boots on the Ground, a live electoral map for you where we can call states, dispute states, we have data news wires, we have live third-party analysts in real time, and anytime something happens, you'll be able to go to that map live on election night.

00:06:47.000 Any shenanigans, any dirty play, you can click a box, it's going to open up and fill you in on the issue with our live on-the-ground reporters.

00:06:56.000 I also forgot to mention to you guys, hey, we have eight new, or nine?

00:06:59.000 Eight or ten new three-and-threes.

00:07:02.000 It's a podcast.

00:07:03.000 For those of you, sometimes you want to know, hey, where do we start?

00:07:05.000 It's three key facts in three minutes or less.

00:07:08.000 Three key irrefutable facts on the topics you want to know.

00:07:12.000 We make all the references publicly available.

00:07:13.000 So it's a good place to start if you're looking to learn about what do we have here in the three?

00:07:17.000 Let me see which the ones that are being uploaded right now.

00:07:19.000 We have Kamala Harris, Tim Walz.

00:07:21.000 We also have the gender wage gap, slavery, the assassination attempt on President Trump.

00:07:25.000 We have a gun crime, the Federal Department of Education and college tuition.

00:07:29.000 Those are the three for threes that are now up anywhere you get your podcast.

00:07:32.000 Next to me is the funniest man alive.

00:07:35.000 Friday, September 27th.

00:07:37.000 He's gonna be at Wise Guys.

00:07:38.000 That's the day I'm the funniest.

00:07:40.000 In West Jordan.

00:07:41.000 Wow.

00:07:41.000 Oh, that's West Jordan, Utah.

00:07:43.000 Jordan Landing.

00:07:46.000 Jordan Landing?

00:07:46.000 Yeah, do you guys make this shit up just to be crazy?

00:07:49.000 I have no idea.

00:07:50.000 Jordan Landing in Utah.

00:07:52.000 Yes, Wise Guys.

00:07:53.000 I wrote West Jordan.

00:07:54.000 What am I, in the Budgaza script?

00:07:56.000 That's exactly what I was thinking about.

00:07:57.000 I'm playing Kabooms!

00:07:58.000 Yes, exactly.

00:07:59.000 I'll tell ya!

00:08:02.000 I'm in good shape.

00:08:03.000 Last week.

00:08:05.000 It's a new family film.

00:08:06.000 Nick DiPaolo goes to Kabul.

00:08:10.000 NickDip.com for all of his dates.

00:08:11.000 How you doing, Nick?

00:08:12.000 I'm doing terrific.

00:08:13.000 I have to laugh that you guys told me tonight, out of all the nights you've had me here, to keep it PG.

00:08:20.000 Why do you got to do that, Nick?

00:08:23.000 Got to do what?

00:08:24.000 I'm just saying.

00:08:24.000 But on the night... Oprah speaking tonight.

00:08:29.000 All of them.

00:08:30.000 I tried to keep Nick away from the television all day.

00:08:32.000 I'm like, oh wait, Oprah's speaking.

00:08:33.000 He hates Oprah more than anyone has ever hated another human being.

00:08:36.000 So I wanted him to find out live on air, but it was spoiled.

00:08:40.000 I think I'd actually hang out with Oprah.

00:08:43.000 If she was just not being a phony bitch trying to fool white women and be her black self, I would get along with her great.

00:08:49.000 So you'd never hang out with her?

00:08:50.000 I would never hang out with her.

00:08:52.000 I have all her books, though.

00:08:54.000 Captain Morgan, CEO.

00:08:55.000 How are you, sir?

00:08:56.000 I am doing far better than you.

00:08:58.000 Sorry you're so sick.

00:08:59.000 It's just, you know what?

00:09:00.000 I had a good run.

00:09:01.000 I had a whole year when you have, uh, when you have toddler twins.

00:09:04.000 It's just, it's a petri dish.

00:09:05.000 You have a birthday party.

00:09:06.000 It's the bubonic plague.

00:09:07.000 I'm just waiting for it to hit my family.

00:09:08.000 Thanks a lot.

00:09:09.000 I really hope that it doesn't.

00:09:10.000 I'm trying not to breathe.

00:09:11.000 We almost had one of those Donald Trump plexiglass things between me and Nick, but turns out he's a bug chaser.

00:09:19.000 You want it.

00:09:20.000 I am a gift giver.

00:09:21.000 You want it.

00:09:22.000 I don't want to explain to Nick what that subculture is because he'll have too much fun with it.

00:09:25.000 I think Nick knows.

00:09:26.000 Hey look, it's David Axelrod.

00:09:27.000 Nick and I were saying when some people lose their mustache it looks like they lost half their face.

00:09:30.000 Yes!

00:09:31.000 And he's one of them.

00:09:33.000 He needs the mustache.

00:09:34.000 The man owns no upper lip.

00:09:35.000 He's boring either way.

00:09:37.000 Yes, yes he is.

00:09:38.000 What else do I need to... Oh!

00:09:40.000 Mug Club, by the way.

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00:09:44.000 Comrade Kamala.

00:09:45.000 It is $15 off.

00:09:47.000 We are throttled on YouTube, so if you can share this today, let people know that we are live fact-checking.

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00:09:54.000 Did I miss anything?

00:09:55.000 Do me a favor.

00:09:55.000 Click the link in the description.

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00:10:01.000 Otherwise we go away after election night because it's cost us...

00:10:04.000 Many, many millions of dollars.

00:10:06.000 Also, we have Hidden Camera, Mud Club Undercover.

00:10:09.000 Every week, pretty much between the first week of September and election, we have some big things for you.

00:10:15.000 We've been holding back, we've been keeping our powder dry, and you won't believe.

00:10:19.000 I don't want to bombshell it, but two of these are bigger than the Nashville Manifesto for sure.

00:10:25.000 Yeah.

00:10:26.000 One of them directly relates to this election.

00:10:28.000 I didn't think it was possible.

00:10:29.000 I literally walked by and they're like, this is major, and I looked at it and I was like, Holy crap!

00:10:33.000 Don't comment on this because I gave you privilege information, you've already had a shot at the party.

00:10:36.000 And the other one's about the kitchen cleanliness at Chipotle.

00:10:39.000 Well, that's not really an investigation.

00:10:43.000 It's called having eyes.

00:10:47.000 And a sense of smell.

00:10:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:49.000 Oh, look who's here!

00:10:50.000 Bill Clinton!

00:10:51.000 Look at this corpse fest!

00:10:52.000 Bring on the rapist!

00:10:56.000 Wait, before we bring on Bill Clinton, guys, we're going to give you a recap of everything that has happened at the DNC thus far.

00:11:02.000 Again, we're going to be here tonight and tomorrow, live fact-checking the speeches and fact-checking the media.

00:11:07.000 But we also are going to get into the recent jobs review, the economic review that we saw.

00:11:11.000 I don't know if you know it had to be downgraded, had to be revised.

00:11:15.000 Before that though, we want to, since we're leading up to election, every debate, every town hall, every special event, we'll be live streaming with you, live fact-checking.

00:11:22.000 We want to do it honorably and start the tradition tonight of leading this if you will with our national anthem. Yeah

00:11:29.000 All right, stand up Oh

00:11:37.000 Can you see Me

00:12:07.000 That's uh, yeah that.

00:12:09.000 Bye.

00:12:12.000 Good to have Yoko Ono in the house.

00:12:13.000 Alright, come on.

00:12:14.000 What's that?

00:12:16.000 I still get touched!

00:12:17.000 By who?

00:12:18.000 That's a crime.

00:12:19.000 Oh, this guy, if you play your cards right.

00:12:21.000 Am I right?

00:12:23.000 He's a rapist.

00:12:26.000 So what do you guys expect?

00:12:27.000 You can comment below what you expect from tonight.

00:12:30.000 Are we supposed to go straight into the prior predictions?

00:12:32.000 Here's what I'll tell you I predict tonight.

00:12:34.000 They're not going to talk about Donald Trump's economy.

00:12:36.000 They're not going to talk about the results of his presidency.

00:12:39.000 I've noticed that throughout the last couple of days.

00:12:42.000 It really is they're kind of trying to follow the Barack Obama Vote these people out so I can get in the office.

00:12:46.000 hey you don't like Biden, you don't like Trump, you don't know who this lady is so

00:12:51.000 it's hope and change which is kind of surprising to me because I guess it's

00:12:54.000 change from herself right now. It's like changing a shift and putting in the

00:12:58.000 exact same shift. Vote these people out so I can get in the...

00:13:01.000 wait, it's you in the office.

00:13:02.000 Vote these people out so I can... it's you! You're the person I vote out and

00:13:07.000 they're going to be talking for sure about reproductive rights, women's

00:13:10.000 health care because they just think it's too easy to fool suburban white broads.

00:13:14.000 They've been talking about that, that Donald Trump wants to ban abortion.

00:13:16.000 They don't really have a huge leg to stand on.

00:13:19.000 They want to make this funny enough, they're in a tough place I think, because they want to make it a personality contest, and they're running Kamala Harris.

00:13:28.000 It's a tough one. They won't let her talk to reporters.

00:13:31.000 That's one of the reasons why she can't do just an entire press junket. Look, I think you're

00:13:35.000 right. I think abortion is going to come up. That's obviously something that's been a theme.

00:13:39.000 Hope and joy. Now you hear that word joy, but it's all this kind of phony kind of

00:13:42.000 projection. It's fine to be happy. Look, Democrats are very good at putting on events like this.

00:13:47.000 They're very good at going out and getting entertainment, organizing, having rallies, making it feel

00:13:52.000 like there's all kinds of joy and momentum, but there's not really any substance there.

00:13:57.000 So they're going to talk about Project 2025 and try to put that on Donald Trump.

00:14:01.000 Almost every single speaker has done that.

00:14:03.000 And they're going to try to make you feel good, right?

00:14:07.000 If you want to feel good, vote for Harris.

00:14:09.000 But if you actually want the country to be good, vote for Trump.

00:14:12.000 That's really what it comes down to.

00:14:13.000 If you want to feel good, hire Harris as an intern.

00:14:15.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:18.000 They're stressing unity and joy.

00:14:19.000 And they're doing it at, it's called Union Center, I believe, right?

00:14:24.000 Meanwhile, outside, it's like the Gaza Strip.

00:14:24.000 Right.

00:14:28.000 People kind of kill each other.

00:14:29.000 People on stage hate each other, pretending not to.

00:14:31.000 That's true.

00:14:32.000 There's nothing united about any of this at the Union Center.

00:14:35.000 Yeah, and then they bring up Barack Obama to talk about unity.

00:14:38.000 There is no one more divisive than Barack Obama.

00:14:40.000 He does it nicely, though.

00:14:42.000 He does.

00:14:43.000 He gives a good speech.

00:14:44.000 Yeah.

00:14:45.000 But there's no substance there.

00:14:46.000 The support for Kamala Harris is a mile wide and an inch deep.

00:14:49.000 You do see the difference, though.

00:14:50.000 He does have charisma that Kamala Harris does not.

00:14:53.000 He delivers a good speech.

00:14:54.000 He does.

00:14:54.000 He's never said anything profound in his life.

00:14:56.000 Most overrated speaker as far as that goes.

00:14:56.000 No.

00:14:59.000 As far as delivery, absolutely.

00:15:00.000 Yeah, he's very good.

00:15:01.000 He even tricks me where I'm like, you know, I bet you if we were in a green room and you made an off-collar joke, he'd probably not clutch his profile like, nah, nah, that's out of line, but that was pretty funny, filthy dago.

00:15:11.000 You know, and you'd be like, ah, he's one of us!

00:15:13.000 And I'd say, who'd you call a daggo bitch?

00:15:16.000 And Michelle would come in and get me in a headlock.

00:15:20.000 Who's the bitch?

00:15:21.000 You greasy wop?

00:15:23.000 Don't get all wee-wee'd up.

00:15:25.000 Don't expect impressions tonight with my cold.

00:15:27.000 I have a fever.

00:15:28.000 This is a tricky one, man.

00:15:31.000 I want to like him, but his fingerprints are all over the last four years.

00:15:35.000 Oh, I thought you were going to say you want to like him, but he's black because, you know, you're half Sicilian.

00:15:40.000 Sicilian.

00:15:41.000 It's like looking in a family tree mirror, Nick.

00:15:45.000 There's a man who looks like me hiding behind your woodpile somewhere down the line.

00:15:49.000 Yeah, it's because your people are racist.

00:15:51.000 I mean rapists.

00:15:52.000 Did I say racist?

00:15:53.000 Rapists.

00:15:53.000 You did say racist.

00:15:55.000 I smoke crack.

00:15:56.000 Now, he did with convicted domestic terrorist Bill Ayers.

00:15:59.000 Let's see what Bill Clinton is talking about really quickly because we have these montages for you before we get to Tim Walz tonight.

00:16:04.000 And boy are we looking forward to telling you who Tim Walz really is.

00:16:08.000 Who spent a lifetime getting the good job done.

00:16:12.000 One of the things that I've noticed over my increasingly long life is that a presidential election is unique in several ways.

00:16:26.000 First of all, it's the greatest job interview for the greatest job in the world.

00:16:31.000 But enough about your interns, am I right?

00:16:34.000 Secondly, Monica, that means you.

00:16:37.000 The Constitution says we the people.

00:16:40.000 He's got big office hair from the Golden Girls.

00:16:42.000 And the third thing is.

00:16:46.000 Biopic, he'd be played by Betty White.

00:16:48.000 I kind of like him.

00:16:49.000 Is that a bad thing to say?

00:16:50.000 No, you know what about Bill Clinton?

00:16:51.000 I will say this.

00:16:52.000 Betrayal is awful, right?

00:16:53.000 To cheat on your spouse.

00:16:54.000 He didn't cheat on his spouse.

00:16:56.000 It was an arrangement.

00:16:58.000 She said you can sleep with her as long as you don't get caught.

00:17:00.000 And so, do I think he's a good guy?

00:17:02.000 Do I think he's an immoral man?

00:17:02.000 No.

00:17:03.000 Yes, I do.

00:17:04.000 Do I think he's the kind of guy who, like, it's a different...

00:17:10.000 It's a different degree of crappy.

00:17:12.000 Because he didn't actually cheat on his wife.

00:17:14.000 A. She's not a woman.

00:17:15.000 B. She's a lesbian.

00:17:16.000 C. She told him he could sleep with anyone that he wants.

00:17:18.000 And D. They typically kill people that get in the way.

00:17:22.000 They absolutely do.

00:17:23.000 He's old school.

00:17:24.000 Southern corrupt.

00:17:25.000 Allegedly.

00:17:27.000 Well let's show you what we've missed from the DNC so far.

00:17:29.000 We have a nice little montage here of Oh gosh.

00:17:32.000 When they say, the media has been trying to tell you that this has been high energy, compared to the RNC.

00:17:37.000 They've been saying it's high energy.

00:17:38.000 The energy here is, oh my gosh, it's contagious.

00:17:39.000 It feels like Barack Obama again.

00:17:41.000 It's a cavalcade of freaks.

00:17:44.000 And by the way, I should have told them too, if at some point, if you're watching on YouTube tonight, and at some point, because I just said freak, I don't know if we're allowed to say that, at some point you see this.

00:17:54.000 Head on over to Rumble where we do not censor anything.

00:17:58.000 We don't self-censor, but we have the YouTube dump button, so... You should already be there!

00:18:01.000 Yes, you should be there because these people at Google hate you and give hundreds of millions of dollars in free advertising to the DNC, but you guys already know this.

00:18:09.000 This is remedial.

00:18:10.000 This is actually what high energy and what normal, when they call you weird, looks like.

00:18:16.000 This is the DNC roll call.

00:18:18.000 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is DJ Cassidy, and I'd like to welcome you all to the Democratic National Convention Roll Call!

00:18:28.000 As a teacher, a union member, and a proud black woman, it is my honor to cast Alaska's 19 delegates for the next president of these United States, Kamala Harris!

00:18:41.000 Here we go, here we go, here we go, let's go!

00:18:43.000 Our Hawaii was the first state to legalize abortion.

00:18:46.000 Indiana, welcome back.

00:18:53.000 I hate you, Rudy!

00:18:53.000 Who's that?

00:18:53.000 No!

00:18:54.000 That's the guy who played Rudy.

00:18:54.000 Hey, that's Rudy?

00:18:57.000 It's the guy who played the guy who had no business playing.

00:19:00.000 Hey, remember the player with the biggest heart at the University of Notre Dame?

00:19:03.000 He's one of our new biggest players.

00:19:05.000 He's more emblematic of jazz and democracy than what we swing with in the Big Easy.

00:19:11.000 We are Maryland!

00:19:14.000 That is a celebration of love.

00:19:17.000 The first state to legalize abortion.

00:19:17.000 Ju.

00:19:17.000 It's D.J.

00:19:20.000 So let the celebration continue.

00:19:22.000 The delegates of the proud state of Montana.

00:19:27.000 We, who sent the first woman to Congress, proudly cast our 24 delegates.

00:19:33.000 The first woman was a Republican.

00:19:35.000 An icon, Malcolm X, Standing Bear, and Willa Cather, and our homegrown homeboy, He's having a stroke.

00:19:46.000 Oh, Standing Bear got your tongue?

00:19:47.000 We're from Jersey, baby!

00:19:50.000 Phil Donahue's ghost.

00:19:51.000 How do you cast your vote?

00:19:51.000 Thank God.

00:19:57.000 He looks like Bruce Jenner's molted skin.

00:20:01.000 If he doesn't have little kids buried under his porch, I do.

00:20:04.000 What?

00:20:05.000 What, confusion?

00:20:08.000 Yeah, the eyeliner.

00:20:09.000 from the great state of Nancy Pelosi.

00:20:12.000 What?

00:20:13.000 What? Confusion?

00:20:15.000 Yeah, the eyeliner.

00:20:16.000 Oh, watch this.

00:20:17.000 Michigan has three presidents of our country.

00:20:22.000 25 votes for our next president.

00:20:25.000 Losers.

00:20:27.000 It's lose yourself, not lose your place.

00:20:29.000 That's why men run the world.

00:20:31.000 They couldn't even pander right.

00:20:34.000 Like, Eminem is from my state.

00:20:36.000 Gretchen Whitmer.

00:20:37.000 Lose yourself.

00:20:38.000 Mom's spaghetti.

00:20:39.000 It's just, ah, the cringe.

00:20:42.000 The cringe.

00:20:43.000 It really is horrible.

00:20:44.000 I want to revise my previous comments about them knowing how to throw these things and doing a good job entertaining.

00:20:49.000 Look, not everything they do that they're doing will work, but they certainly do have some idiots on the floor.

00:20:54.000 Here's the thing, they're still trying to play we're hip and young.

00:20:58.000 Right.

00:20:58.000 Even the young kids don't like the shit that's going down with the economy and all that, so you can do all this pretend.

00:21:03.000 The young kids are paid to be there.

00:21:05.000 The young kids, the influencers, and Harry Sissons, which is a word that I can't say anymore, apparently.

00:21:10.000 We've got a DJ, and we're hip, and we're black, we make references to jazz.

00:21:15.000 And it just makes it even that much more awkward because of the contrast.

00:21:17.000 It's like, hey, I'm DJ Amish, whatever that guy was dressed up as.

00:21:21.000 He's like, hey, look, DJ, come on, let's bring out the coolest guy in politics, Tim Walls!

00:21:28.000 Exactly.

00:21:29.000 Then Liberace comes up from Nebraska.

00:21:32.000 Starts doing Eminem on his typewriter.

00:21:34.000 They have this very effeminate gay guy going, and the state of Georgia!

00:21:37.000 We're waiting on you, Georgia!

00:21:39.000 I'm like, okay, that's just, that's okay, fine.

00:21:42.000 I know.

00:21:43.000 You're party.

00:21:43.000 It's like, it's not about being cool anymore, because young kids, the ones who are out of work, and the economy is affecting them, is this going to fool them?

00:21:52.000 Are we that shallow as a nation?

00:21:54.000 I think, you know what, this election will give us some clarity for sure, because a good portion, at least 30% of this country is, unfortunately.

00:22:01.000 And it will remain to be seen as to how many people can be swayed.

00:22:04.000 Bill Clinton is still speaking right now likely about rape, but before we go to him and we go to the live fact checking, let's also catch you up on the speakers and what they've been speaking about here at the DNC.

00:22:16.000 Buenas noches, Chicago!

00:22:19.000 In my state, we like things spicy.

00:22:23.000 He doesn't even know how to fake run.

00:22:31.000 Oh God!

00:22:32.000 Kamala Harris was exactly the right person for me.

00:22:36.000 My first big decision as your nominee turned out to be one of my best.

00:22:40.000 Spying on Trump.

00:22:42.000 And I was asking Joe Biden to serve by my side as Vice President.

00:22:46.000 Oh my God, these phony bastards.

00:22:48.000 My mother is the only person in the whole world who thinks Kamala is the lucky one for marrying me.

00:22:55.000 Donald Trump once called Chicago embarrassing.

00:22:59.000 Even if I'm the only person stupid enough to speak after Michelle Obama.

00:23:03.000 I'm going, guys.

00:23:05.000 Donald Trump once called Chicago embarrassing.

00:23:09.000 He looks like room temperature Chicago beef.

00:23:10.000 I am the only person stupid enough to speak after Michelle Obama.

00:23:14.000 He's the sausage king of Chicago.

00:23:16.000 Rambling.

00:23:19.000 Hey, it's Doug.

00:23:22.000 Kamala Harris, she likes dogs.

00:23:25.000 Is that Navarro?

00:23:25.000 You must be her favorite.

00:23:28.000 And my dog, Cha-Cha, likes her.

00:23:30.000 I take credit for her losing that weight.

00:23:32.000 She is one of the most dignified.

00:23:34.000 I mean, dickified.

00:23:36.000 A tribute to her mother, to my mother, and to your mother too.

00:23:38.000 Good to see a young James Brown in the house.

00:23:41.000 Hopefully she can't go on.

00:23:42.000 It's a man's world.

00:23:43.000 She can't go on.

00:23:44.000 It's a man's world.

00:23:47.000 Didn't include brushing your hair.

00:23:59.000 Oh-ho-ho-ho.

00:24:05.000 He looks like Bill O'Reilly.

00:24:05.000 I love that laugh.

00:24:07.000 Yeah, he looks like gay Bill O'Reilly.

00:24:09.000 That is the laugh of a crazy person.

00:24:15.000 They're just trying to gaslight.

00:24:16.000 Don't we all love that laugh?

00:24:18.000 No, we don't.

00:24:19.000 That's why everything that comes out of their mouth is gaslight.

00:24:19.000 We do not.

00:24:23.000 I can't take it.

00:24:23.000 Everywhere.

00:24:24.000 I can't.

00:24:25.000 I have trouble doing my show, man.

00:24:27.000 She could be at a Holocaust memorial and she'd be like, Auschwitz?

00:24:32.000 We used to have a saying about Treblinka.

00:24:38.000 What?

00:24:39.000 People died!

00:24:40.000 We should be unburdened by what has been.

00:24:42.000 Unburdened by the furnaces.

00:24:44.000 What the heck?

00:24:46.000 And look to the soap that can be.

00:24:50.000 She's anti-semitic as a point.

00:24:51.000 She hates Jews.

00:24:52.000 HATES JEWS!

00:24:56.000 Willing to lose the election.

00:24:57.000 Seriously, they're willing to lose the election because this may all come down to Pennsylvania.

00:25:01.000 They would rather lose the election than have a Jew on the ticket because they know they can't win their own party's vote.

00:25:06.000 Identity politics came back to bit of a... They've been building to this moment for 60 years, you understand?

00:25:12.000 Black female being the... they've been building... nothing was going to stop them.

00:25:15.000 Well, building to have the moment, but yes.

00:25:17.000 By the way, I love when Bernie Sanders, we didn't have it in the order there, but Bernie Sanders goes on and basically just blasts billionaires and then the next person they bring to the stage is Pritzker, the billionaire.

00:25:27.000 He's a 1%er.

00:25:28.000 He shouldn't go on before me.

00:25:29.000 I thought he was a bad guy.

00:25:31.000 He's a 1%er.

00:25:32.000 I don't like 1% milk.

00:25:33.000 I bet you walked off stage and said, go ahead and follow that.

00:25:38.000 You son of a bitch!

00:25:41.000 Good luck!

00:25:42.000 Save your voice.

00:25:46.000 Oh wait a minute, I'm a Jew.

00:25:48.000 We should pay teachers like professional ballplayers.

00:25:53.000 We should pay ballplayers like teachers.

00:25:55.000 Single-A players, how about that?

00:25:57.000 They may have a point if it's like the Mets.

00:25:59.000 No, the teachers who should get paid like ballplayers are the young fucking hot ones that fuck their boys' students.

00:26:04.000 Enough about Kamala.

00:26:06.000 I mean... Come on!

00:26:08.000 I can't drop an F-bomb now?

00:26:11.000 Let's go to Bill Klain.

00:26:13.000 Well, apparently you're on the rapist hour, because Bill Clinton's been talking for a very long time, and he's looking at the audience like he wants to rape someone there right now.

00:26:22.000 Juanita's up in the balcony blowing a whistle.

00:26:29.000 She seems pretty thirsty, though, these days.

00:26:29.000 Anybody?

00:26:31.000 Her rape whistle probably just calls more rapists.

00:26:35.000 She's out there banging.

00:26:36.000 I like wanting it.

00:26:37.000 She is.

00:26:37.000 On the X, just let them have it.

00:26:39.000 She's had enough.

00:26:40.000 Let's see what he has to say before we get into the recent jobs report that has been revised down.

00:26:45.000 I almost croaked in the first debate of this election season.

00:26:54.000 He sounds horrible.

00:26:56.000 When President Trump said nobody respected America anymore, Like they did when he was president.

00:27:07.000 Wait, wait.

00:27:08.000 And with a straight face.

00:27:09.000 Like they did when you were president.

00:27:10.000 Raping interns?

00:27:11.000 Great.

00:27:13.000 Look, you gotta give him.

00:27:14.000 He's a good actor.

00:27:16.000 With a straight face, he cited as evidence of the respect that existed for us when he was there, the president's And he's smart enough to know.

00:27:31.000 He just has to do this.

00:27:33.000 He's that gunpoint.

00:27:33.000 didn't start any crap while he was president.

00:27:35.000 You're talking about Russia, you're talking about Russia who didn't by the way invade

00:27:39.000 Ukraine or Crimea or you want to go back to Georgia.

00:27:42.000 He's like, he says, he says, just respect the fact that there was no global conflict.

00:27:47.000 And he's smart enough to know.

00:27:49.000 He just has to do this.

00:27:50.000 He's that gunpoint.

00:27:51.000 He is, but I think right now the audience looks at him and they're like, I thought we

00:27:53.000 said goodbye to Joe Biden on Monday.

00:27:55.000 I know!

00:27:55.000 That's the impression.

00:27:57.000 He's got the voice.

00:27:58.000 You know when you hear somebody that's dying of cancer, the voice goes up three notches?

00:28:03.000 We're gonna find out.

00:28:05.000 Is this his swan song?

00:28:05.000 Pretty soon?

00:28:05.000 Pretty soon.

00:28:06.000 He's got a lump the size of a grapefruit in his ass.

00:28:09.000 That's just a party trick.

00:28:12.000 He has cancer too.

00:28:20.000 I like him for all the bad stuff.

00:28:22.000 President Obama once gave me the great honor of saying I was the Explainer-in-Chief.

00:28:28.000 Folks, I've thought and thought about it, and I don't know what to say.

00:28:32.000 Let's do a Senior Wences with your dick.

00:28:37.000 Look at Princeton.

00:28:38.000 Have another Cinnabonion.

00:28:41.000 Jesus, he's about to pop like a zit.

00:28:45.000 Like Hakeem Jeffries, I too want an America that's more joyful.

00:28:49.000 Yeah, Hakeem Jeffries.

00:28:51.000 More inclusive, more future-focused.

00:28:54.000 Just think what a burden it's been on us to get up day after day after day after day buried in media's hot rhetoric.

00:29:06.000 When there's so many opportunities out there.

00:29:09.000 With 16-year-olds.

00:29:10.000 To be a barista.

00:29:11.000 I want that.

00:29:12.000 To spend other people's money.

00:29:14.000 Work at the IHOP as a hostess.

00:29:16.000 I'll come in and grab you.

00:29:17.000 Speaking of which, before we go back to this rapist-in-chief, I'm trying to remember.

00:29:22.000 Again, the promo code is Comrade Kamala.

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00:29:26.000 Otherwise, there is no election live stream of the century, but it's a live show.

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00:29:33.000 I don't know if we pulled the clip that we had of us talking about the jobs reports being revised down.

00:29:38.000 But we told you that it probably would be and the reason for that... We do have it.

00:29:38.000 Maybe not.

00:29:42.000 Yeah, we have it.

00:29:42.000 Oh, okay.

00:29:43.000 Now, I'm not Nostradamus, but we have a new...

00:29:47.000 We have the new, not just the jobs report, but the job growth for quite a while now has been revised down by a significant number.

00:29:53.000 And I'm not clairvoyant.

00:29:55.000 It's because 16 of the last 19 jobs reports have been revised down.

00:29:59.000 So when they come out with a successful jobs report, it's just wait a month or two.

00:30:03.000 It's completely fabricated, like a lot of the polls, which we'll get into right now, which is why the polls don't necessarily reflect the Vegas betting odds, which have flipped, which is surprising to me.

00:30:12.000 But here's us actually saying this jobs report is going to be revised down and then we'll update you.

00:30:17.000 More jobs.

00:30:18.000 No!

00:30:18.000 And we just went through that.

00:30:19.000 Oh, inflation is down.

00:30:20.000 No!

00:30:21.000 Your life is better under Biden than under Donald Trump because your wages have gone up.

00:30:26.000 No!

00:30:26.000 And it's going to have to be revised and be worse than you're hearing right now anyway.

00:30:32.000 Also, I forgot to tell you, tonight we do have a 7 plus 1 this week, 7 Things You Didn't Know About Tim Walz, and Thomas Finnegan is down on the ground.

00:30:39.000 Is he?

00:30:40.000 We do have our very own on-the-ground reporter, Thomas Finnegan, there at the DNC.

00:30:40.000 At the DNC.

00:30:44.000 We spared no expense.

00:30:45.000 So, we called it then, and then this morning, the Labor Department, and they really didn't want to do this, revised job growth over the past year, down, they missed it by 818,000, which is the worst since the financial crisis.

00:31:02.000 That's a big number.

00:31:03.000 The market initially took it as fairly dovish.

00:31:07.000 Historically, though, it is a pretty big revision, right?

00:31:10.000 Yeah, you've got to go back to 2009 to find a bigger downward revision here.

00:31:15.000 Like in 2009, they went down by, what's the number here, minus 824, so that's slightly smaller than that.

00:31:24.000 Now, here's the funny part, and you'll hear this tonight.

00:31:26.000 We're going to fact-check the media, so stay with us.

00:31:28.000 I believe we may have Clay Travis on the show later tonight.

00:31:31.000 We have him on later on the show, front of the show.

00:31:31.000 We do.

00:31:33.000 Listen to Bloomberg try and massage, again, the worst job growth since the financial crisis of 2008 and 2009.

00:31:42.000 What is your initial reaction here?

00:31:44.000 How does this affect your thinking about how you've been taking in the U.S.

00:31:48.000 market?

00:31:49.000 Most of the downward revisions are in some of the more cyclically sensitive sectors.

00:31:53.000 We're talking leisure and hospitality, manufacturing, professional and business services.

00:31:57.000 So these downward revisions are mostly concentrated in a lot of sectors.

00:32:02.000 Definition of working class.

00:32:05.000 We're really only talking about industries where anything is bought, brokered, or sold.

00:32:12.000 So anything that is bought would be included, anything sold being included, or if you sold something that is being bought or managed, that's all that is included in this.

00:32:23.000 So it's worse than you think.

00:32:24.000 But it's worse than that.

00:32:25.000 The Biden-Harris, again, when they talk about change, they're talking about themselves.

00:32:29.000 The Commerce Secretary, Raimondo, if you don't remember Gina, good old Gina.

00:32:34.000 When Ask said she doesn't believe the new government data?

00:32:37.000 Just leave it at that.

00:32:38.000 She doesn't believe the government data.

00:32:39.000 Let the clip do it.

00:32:40.000 Okay.

00:32:41.000 When you hear that, do you potentially think that this new numbers could be a liability for this campaign?

00:32:46.000 No, when I hear that, first of all, I don't believe it because I've never heard Donald Trump say anything truthful.

00:32:51.000 It is, though, from the Bureau of Labor.

00:32:53.000 I don't, I'm not familiar with that.

00:32:56.000 What in God's name?

00:32:59.000 Bureau of Labor?

00:33:00.000 How is this even a competition?

00:33:02.000 You're not familiar with that?

00:33:04.000 You don't have that?

00:33:05.000 She went into autopilot, right?

00:33:06.000 Because Donald Trump lies about everything as they lie to you.

00:33:08.000 Donald Trump lies about everything.

00:33:09.000 No, no, it's the Department of Labor.

00:33:10.000 I don't... I'm not familiar.

00:33:11.000 What does she do for a living?

00:33:13.000 What are you, racist?

00:33:14.000 I'm the Commerce Secretary.

00:33:15.000 I don't work in the Department of Labor.

00:33:17.000 What does she do, Ms.

00:33:18.000 Raimondo?

00:33:19.000 She's the Commerce Secretary for Harris Biden.

00:33:21.000 And she's not familiar.

00:33:22.000 What did I say?

00:33:23.000 No, you're right, I'm just repeating.

00:33:24.000 I thought because I can't hear myself with my cold, I said something retarded.

00:33:27.000 I'm giving you notice.

00:33:28.000 Hey, watch your mouth.

00:33:30.000 No, we can say retarded because they called Donald Trump a moron, which is an actual medical diagnosis.

00:33:33.000 Did you know that?

00:33:34.000 Moronixy.

00:33:35.000 Yeah, moron.

00:33:36.000 But for some reason we lost retarded.

00:33:37.000 Moronixy?

00:33:38.000 Moronixy, yes.

00:33:38.000 What, did you just become the philosopher?

00:33:40.000 Holy crap, tell me more.

00:33:41.000 I'm not.

00:33:42.000 I was diagnosed in fifth grade.

00:33:47.000 So, this is bad.

00:33:50.000 This is obviously bad.

00:33:51.000 This economy is horrible.

00:33:52.000 You guys know about inflation.

00:33:54.000 We've talked about it.

00:33:54.000 All the references are publicly available.

00:33:56.000 It's over 20% when you look at inflation since Biden has taken office.

00:33:59.000 Family needs $17,000 more just now since Biden has taken office to live the exact same lifestyle.

00:34:05.000 The average salary went up over $4,000 under Donald Trump's presidency.

00:34:09.000 It's gone down by $4,200 under Biden.

00:34:11.000 When you think Biden, think Kamala Harris.

00:34:14.000 Let's be very clear about this.

00:34:16.000 So, they have to run on hope and change.

00:34:18.000 They have to continually say, Donald Trump is lying, Donald Trump is lying, Donald Trump is lying.

00:34:22.000 Does it count as a lie when she says, I don't believe that because Donald Trump is lying and it comes from the government?

00:34:28.000 And she says, I'm not familiar.

00:34:30.000 Again, you do, and this is my question to you guys, please comment below.

00:34:33.000 Do you believe that these people are stupid or do you believe that they're evil and lying?

00:34:37.000 There is no door number three at this point.

00:34:39.000 Yeah.

00:34:40.000 You know that talking points went out.

00:34:43.000 818,000 revision.

00:34:43.000 We need to talk about it.

00:34:45.000 Bloomberg got the talking notes, whoever that was.

00:34:46.000 They're saying, well, it's just these people, you know, everything in the entire economy.

00:34:51.000 So these people are just stupid.

00:34:52.000 They want to try to pin everything on Donald Trump, but you said hope and change.

00:34:56.000 You can have one part, but you can't have the other part because the change is from yourself.

00:35:00.000 We've talked about that.

00:35:01.000 I want to keep coming back to that.

00:35:02.000 Anything that she says we can do, it's why haven't you done is the response.

00:35:08.000 Because you're there now.

00:35:10.000 You have power now.

00:35:11.000 You have control of the Senate.

00:35:13.000 Well, here's something pretty interesting, and guys, you can let us know in chat, and they'll let us know if you want us to go to Bill Clinton or you want us to preface Tim Walz, because I really want to nail Tim Walz here tonight.

00:35:21.000 I want people to drink.

00:35:23.000 Let me read you some of the polling, and this is very interesting, the actual betting markets now.

00:35:27.000 Donald Trump is at 5% over Harris, so he's at 52 to her 47.

00:35:32.000 These are the actual betting odds, not just coming from polling.

00:35:35.000 Let me go through some of the polling, but here's why this is so interesting.

00:35:38.000 When you look at, historically, the kind of bump you should get from your own convention.

00:35:43.000 This is unprecedented.

00:35:44.000 Tell people what that was, though.

00:35:45.000 Like, last week.

00:35:47.000 You know, the polymath?

00:35:49.000 Do you know what that number is?

00:35:50.000 It was a 10 point spread.

00:35:51.000 It was a 10 point spread for Harris.

00:35:52.000 It was 10 points for Harris a week ago.

00:35:54.000 So people that make the argument that you don't need to trust this because it's just people that do crypto and crypto people tend to lean this way.

00:36:00.000 Well, explain the 10 points for Harris a week ago.

00:36:03.000 I'll tell you exactly what's happened.

00:36:05.000 Even though Harris has barely spoken, the more people speak about Harris or on her behalf, the worse it is for them.

00:36:11.000 That's why they're not having her given it.

00:36:13.000 To not have a bump from your own convention is unprecedented.

00:36:16.000 That tells you, look, A lot can happen between now and October.

00:36:20.000 I told you she's going to have a bump when she announces her VP.

00:36:22.000 You can expect something during the DNC convention, but we're not even seeing it during the convention.

00:36:27.000 So barring some kind of crazy game changer, this is potentially as bad as it gets.

00:36:34.000 This is as well as Kamala Harris can possibly perform because this DNC is not doing her any favors.

00:36:39.000 What, that figure is from what?

00:36:41.000 You said... It's from, it's like the betting odds, the actual betting odds.

00:36:44.000 Polymarket.

00:36:45.000 People are actually betting money.

00:36:46.000 More specifically, what, in Vegas?

00:36:48.000 What are you talking about?

00:36:48.000 FanDuel?

00:36:49.000 Online?

00:36:49.000 It's a website called Polymarket.

00:36:51.000 Polymarket?

00:36:52.000 Yeah, where I think it's a... Is that as of a history of being accurate?

00:36:54.000 Yes.

00:36:54.000 Well, it has a history of reflecting the betting odds more accurately than other sites, yeah.

00:36:58.000 So, in other words, you have the polling and you have the betting odds.

00:37:00.000 Most people, working people, who don't follow as closely like you and I do, are probably unaware of that.

00:37:05.000 They're reading the headlines on the internet, all the, you know, she's up by three in Pennsylvania.

00:37:09.000 Right.

00:37:10.000 And those polls can be manipulated.

00:37:11.000 This is people putting their money where their mouth is.

00:37:13.000 Let me read you some of the polls.

00:37:14.000 I'm just saying, that might not meet enough people's ears.

00:37:17.000 No, I think you're right.

00:37:18.000 Well, hopefully it does meet enough people's ears out there.

00:37:20.000 And Bill Clinton is still speaking, so who really cares?

00:37:23.000 In the general right now, Harris is up 1.5%, but keep in context, Biden was up in 2020 7.6%.

00:37:30.000 Arizona, Trump is still up 0.2%.

00:37:32.000 Biden was up two full points.

00:37:34.000 In Georgia, Trump is up one.

00:37:35.000 That's about the same as last time.

00:37:37.000 Michigan, Kamala's up two, which people now go, oh, she's going to win Michigan.

00:37:40.000 Biden was up 6.7%.

00:37:40.000 If you look at Nevada, Trump is up 1.4.

00:37:44.000 He was down by six last go-around in 2020.

00:37:47.000 North Carolina, he's up by 1.2.

00:37:49.000 Pennsylvania, Trump is up by 0.2.

00:37:50.000 Biden was up by 5.7.

00:37:52.000 It may all come down to Pennsylvania, potentially Wisconsin and Michigan, but the DNC would rather lose Pennsylvania than have a Jew on their ticket.

00:38:03.000 Now here's what's so interesting here.

00:38:05.000 To me, I thought, and I was speaking with Lane the Brain, saying, has there ever been a time where people have not seen a bump during their own convention?

00:38:10.000 Let me read this out to you to look at the percentage change with conventions.

00:38:14.000 All the references are available at LatterEarthCredit.com.

00:38:15.000 You can click that link in the description.

00:38:17.000 We make it available so you can fact check us.

00:38:19.000 1988, okay?

00:38:21.000 Dukakis and Bush.

00:38:22.000 After the DNC convention, Dukakis was at plus 17% over Bush.

00:38:26.000 He went up 17%.

00:38:29.000 Then after the RNC, Bush went up 2 over Dukakis.

00:38:33.000 Went from plus 17 to Bush plus 2.

00:38:35.000 When did Dukakis put the helmet on?

00:38:38.000 1992, after the DNC, Clinton saw 24%.

00:38:42.000 He ended up at 24% over Bush.

00:38:44.000 That was the biggest bounce in 50 years.

00:38:46.000 You look at 2000, Bush versus Gore.

00:38:48.000 RNC, Bush plus 16.

00:38:50.000 Gore, after the DNC, plus 5.

00:38:52.000 Obama versus McCain.

00:38:53.000 If you can believe it, Obama was, you know, plus six over McCain, then McCain got plus five over Obama.

00:38:58.000 There was a period of time where McCain was actually beating Obama when everyone thought that was as close to a walk-off as you could imagine, except right after the RNC.

00:39:06.000 And if you were there during that moment in time, people are going, well, this is going to end.

00:39:08.000 Of course, this always happens with a convention.

00:39:10.000 We are not seeing it with this convention.

00:39:12.000 We're actually seeing it getting worse.

00:39:14.000 Romney actually gained 1.4% to tie with Obama, which is unheard of.

00:39:21.000 And the only example where he didn't see a bounce from a Democrat candidate from their convention is John Kerry, who's basically the Democrats' Mitt Romney.

00:39:27.000 No one likes him, no one wanted him, he was the only option at that time, and everyone hated him.

00:39:35.000 You guys, look, you guys got Kerry.

00:39:37.000 We'll call it a wash.

00:39:37.000 We got Romney.

00:39:38.000 Each one of us got one.

00:39:39.000 I need to update you really quickly.

00:39:41.000 This isn't an admonishment, but we have an update from the Polly market.

00:39:44.000 It's Trump up plus 7 now.

00:39:46.000 53-46 is the latest.

00:39:48.000 Just because Bill Clinton spoke about rape?

00:39:50.000 Pretty much.

00:39:51.000 Bill Clinton and maybe it's Jake Tapper on CNN that helped push it over.

00:39:54.000 And then every time they go to Pritzker and Hillary Clinton, 53-46.

00:40:00.000 Wow.

00:40:00.000 That's a huge break, guys.

00:40:01.000 I'm not kidding.

00:40:02.000 It was 54 Harris, 44 Trump one week ago.

00:40:05.000 On Friday, we talked about it on the show, Donald Trump was down by one, I believe, or it was 51-49, something like that.

00:40:11.000 And then after the show, it ended up getting to be tied, I believe, and then all of a sudden, it just kept going.

00:40:16.000 Well, let's see if CNN reflects that.

00:40:18.000 If they're going, hey, actually, Kamala Harris is losing ground right now, according to the polymarkets, and she's not getting a bump.

00:40:24.000 Or if they say, this is a party!

00:40:25.000 It's a party where everyone's enjoying themselves.

00:40:27.000 Let's see, we've been saying that all week.

00:40:29.000 the people who took that stage, the former presidents, former first ladies, they've lived

00:40:33.000 through the alternative.

00:40:34.000 And I think that's what's going to happen.

00:40:54.000 Here comes the wax.

00:40:55.000 The high-as-a-kite gerbil.

00:40:57.000 We have to lower the podium and raise the microphone because of those tits.

00:41:01.000 I need to pull up something that Bill Clinton said while we were gone.

00:41:04.000 Let me just read this really quickly.

00:41:05.000 I'm hoping that this is correct.

00:41:09.000 One of the reasons that President T.B.

00:41:10.000 Harris is doing so well is that we're all so happy.

00:41:18.000 We're all dumber for having listened to him.

00:41:20.000 Well, he said that because he saw a 15-year-old intern walk across the... Did you hear the song they play when she came out?

00:41:25.000 The O.J.' that the man at the top of the OJ's back step let me let me

00:41:31.000 just pull up one more thing and this is not a scientific poll but Elon Musk put

00:41:35.000 out a poll to ask Trump versus Kamala right

00:41:39.000 Hold on, I'm going to give you some context.

00:41:43.000 73% Donald Trump, 26% Kamala.

00:41:44.000 He had almost 6 million people vote in it.

00:41:47.000 71.4 million people saw it.

00:41:51.000 Elon Musk knew that people would have the response you had.

00:41:54.000 It's not a scientific poll, and he understands that.

00:41:55.000 And they were saying, look, it's going to be a right-leaning poll anyway.

00:41:58.000 He pulled data that shows it's a pretty much third, third, third.

00:42:01.000 Independents, Republicans, Democrats on X to say, here it is.

00:42:06.000 Here's the split.

00:42:07.000 Don't go saying this is just a right-leaning platform.

00:42:09.000 Like, guys, it's a mile wide and an inch deep, this support for Kamala Harris.

00:42:14.000 I walked right into that one.

00:42:16.000 Those South Africans and their diamond minds are crafty.

00:42:19.000 He's my favorite African American, I'm just saying.

00:42:23.000 I have a lot of favorites.

00:42:23.000 Me too.

00:42:24.000 He's rather dapper since the hair plugs.

00:42:26.000 Since O.J.

00:42:27.000 died, he's my favorite.

00:42:29.000 Let's see what Nancy Pelosi has to say.

00:42:31.000 She looks like she's a dung beetle on crack.

00:42:34.000 She has to keep her... You seem like you're already there, Nancy.

00:42:39.000 She has to keep her uppers in.

00:42:43.000 Personally, I know her a person of deep faith, which is reflected in her community care and service.

00:42:50.000 And baby killing.

00:42:52.000 And my teeth sleep in a jar next to me!

00:42:55.000 With her eloquence on policy, most recently demonstrated fighting for women's right to choose.

00:43:01.000 Drink, I told you.

00:43:03.000 Drink, bring up the drinking game rules one more time.

00:43:06.000 So you guys can see, anytime they mention women's health care and try and disguise abortion as health care.

00:43:12.000 A woman's right to choose and she chose walls?

00:43:15.000 Wait, that's gotta go up.

00:43:19.000 What happened to the... I guess it must be the Douchebags Born Alive Act.

00:43:23.000 I had the honor of serving with Jim for 12 years in the Congress.

00:43:28.000 He united Democrats, Republicans and Independents to turn a red district blue.

00:43:37.000 He showed courage when he came to Congress in voting for the Affordable Care Act, meeting the needs of his constituents.

00:43:45.000 He was bribed.

00:43:46.000 Despite Republicans' lies and misrepresentation.

00:43:48.000 Just contrast this with the MCs and the HIP.

00:43:52.000 Like, HIP!

00:43:52.000 We're the party of HIP!

00:43:54.000 This is why young men are leaning conservative, because there's nothing cool about being an authoritarian Nancy Pelosi supporter at this point in time.

00:44:02.000 Thank you, Tim.

00:44:05.000 Show us your tits!

00:44:08.000 Well, actually, that's right.

00:44:09.000 I forgot.

00:44:10.000 Here we go.

00:44:11.000 Democracy drink.

00:44:12.000 Democracy drink.

00:44:13.000 What are you looking at in your phone?

00:44:14.000 I'm making a note.

00:44:15.000 You may have a notepad if you want.

00:44:17.000 You'll be happy that I do this.

00:44:19.000 Talking about how thick your hair is.

00:44:20.000 You'll be happy that I do this.

00:44:22.000 So literally embrace political violence.

00:44:24.000 Talking about how thick your hair is.

00:44:26.000 You're too sweet.

00:44:28.000 Let us not forget who assaulted democracy on January 1st.

00:44:32.000 You mean you?

00:44:33.000 You mean you, the person who didn't call in the Capitol Police when Donald Trump, when it was requested?

00:44:37.000 And you admitted to it?

00:44:37.000 You?

00:44:38.000 Can we pull that clip?

00:44:39.000 Can we pull that clip of her admitting it on her HBO documentary show that her daughter was too stupid to realize she needed to cut out the portion of her admitting culpability for not sending in the Capitol Police?

00:44:49.000 We had a Democratic House of Representatives then.

00:44:57.000 We returned to the Capitol that very same night.

00:45:00.000 Oh, you're so courageous.

00:45:01.000 Here's the clip of Nancy Pelosi admitting that it was her fault.

00:45:06.000 We did not have any accountability.

00:45:12.000 For what was going on there, and we should have.

00:45:15.000 This is ridiculous.

00:45:16.000 You're going to ask me in the middle of the thing, when they've already breached the inaugural stuff, that should we call the Capitol Police?

00:45:28.000 I mean, the National Guard?

00:45:30.000 Why weren't the National Guard there to begin with?

00:45:35.000 Oh!

00:45:35.000 So close, Droopy!

00:45:35.000 Nance!

00:45:36.000 they had sufficient resources.

00:45:37.000 No, that is not a question of how they had, but they don't know.

00:45:41.000 They clearly didn't know and I take responsibility for not having them just prepare for war.

00:45:49.000 Oh, so close, Droopy.

00:45:52.000 Nance.

00:45:54.000 Her breasts remind me of that Rocky and Bullwinkle.

00:45:56.000 What was the name of it?

00:46:00.000 Was it Mr. Peabody?

00:46:01.000 Or Droopy Dog?

00:46:03.000 Droopy Dog?

00:46:04.000 I don't know.

00:46:05.000 That's what her boobs sound like.

00:46:10.000 I saw Total Recall as well.

00:46:11.000 Look at her knuckles.

00:46:12.000 That's the Death Fist right there.

00:46:13.000 She's got hands like James Colburn.

00:46:18.000 Well, when she drops the bra, you better duck, you sucka.

00:46:21.000 By electing a Democratic House with Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker of the House.

00:46:26.000 A whitey hater from Brooklyn.

00:46:28.000 by electing a democratic house with Hakeem Jeffries as speaker of the house

00:46:33.000 by electing someone who bypassed the democratic process a whitey hater from Brooklyn

00:46:39.000 electing a democratic senate electing Tim Walz as vice president of the United States

00:46:45.000 big girl he is And electing Kamala Harris as the President of the United States.

00:46:53.000 Can you believe it?

00:46:54.000 It should have been me!

00:46:56.000 Somebody find me a slanted rope.

00:47:01.000 It's ADA compliant.

00:47:03.000 Oprah Winfrey's coming up next.

00:47:08.000 I want to see how Nick DiPaolo reacts to this because I wish I hated anything as much as this man hates Oprah Winfrey and with good reason.

00:47:15.000 If you haven't heard his bit about, well...

00:47:17.000 Actually, I don't know, it's not available right now because of, uh, anyway.

00:47:20.000 But he has a great bit about Oprah Winfrey and it ends with a knife through her forehead.

00:47:24.000 You can go and find it somewhere.

00:47:25.000 It's a joke.

00:47:25.000 Alleged.

00:47:26.000 It's not real, but it's funny and I support it.

00:47:29.000 Now, Tim Walz, she's saying, by electing Tim Walz, we're going to go through Tim Walz, all of his policies.

00:47:33.000 How much do you know about Tim Walz?

00:47:35.000 And there's so much more than we've even discussed on this show.

00:47:37.000 He is as radical as you can As, really, you've ever had as a representative here in the United States, and that includes Bernie Sanders.

00:47:44.000 Think about that for a second.

00:47:46.000 This man is further to the left of Bernie Sanders.

00:47:47.000 This man is further to the left of, really, European liberals on social issues.

00:47:52.000 Europeans who support abortion look at him and say that it's extreme.

00:47:55.000 Europeans who support LGBT look at him and his support of transitioning children and say that it's a little bit extreme.

00:48:01.000 Europeans look at his policy and what he would do with immigration and say, well, hold on, you can't just let everybody in.

00:48:06.000 This guy is so radically left and tries to present himself as, gee golly, Dad.

00:48:11.000 Just like Nick has said, it's all phony, it's a personality contest, and they want to fabricate a fake personality.

00:48:18.000 So before we go to the specifics, his radical policies, here is just an update in case you've forgotten as to who Tim Walz actually is.

00:48:29.000 Go inside now! Get in the house! Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in. That's Tim Walsh police force.

00:48:39.000 Are you okay? I think we need to push back on this.

00:48:49.000 There's no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech, and especially around our democracy.

00:48:55.000 Don't ever shy away from our progressive values.

00:48:58.000 One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.

00:49:01.000 We can do background checks, we can do CDC research, we can make sure we don't have reciprocal carry among states, and we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only place where those weapons are at.

00:49:12.000 He was a football coach.

00:49:14.000 You know who else was a football coach?

00:49:17.000 he's got to be a cute guy with two spirits he was a football coach. You know who else was a football

00:49:33.000 coach? Jerry Sandusky. End of story.

00:49:36.000 That guy is a big girl.

00:49:38.000 He took showers with his players, I guarantee it.

00:49:40.000 You make a great point, Nick.

00:49:44.000 I guarantee he was looking through the glass while they were showering.

00:49:47.000 Hey, hey, did you watch the episode where I had to reveal what happened to me in middle school?

00:49:51.000 Oh, that's right.

00:49:52.000 That's right.

00:49:53.000 His coach actually did it.

00:49:54.000 He did that to me.

00:49:55.000 He got fired for doing it.

00:49:57.000 Yeah, his coach was Tim.

00:49:58.000 I didn't get touched, thank God.

00:49:59.000 You must have been ugly.

00:50:01.000 I think it was Fiserv Arena or something like that when he came out this last week.

00:50:05.000 And he started, it was like he was high on crack.

00:50:08.000 Yes.

00:50:08.000 And he came out and started waving like this.

00:50:10.000 Yes.

00:50:10.000 Turning around like this.

00:50:12.000 Yes.

00:50:12.000 Yeah.

00:50:14.000 Like a young Elton John.

00:50:15.000 I'm not kidding.

00:50:16.000 You can't have those kinds of emotional reactions to somebody in the crowd that fast.

00:50:20.000 No, you're right.

00:50:21.000 It's so... Contrived.

00:50:22.000 When he comes out and does that, watch when he comes out tonight.

00:50:25.000 I guarantee you he's going to have that same kind of energy.

00:50:27.000 Well, time for Coach Walz to look at your balls.

00:50:29.000 He has had some suspicious beverages in the past.

00:50:32.000 That's all I know.

00:50:34.000 I feel like if you were in the men's locker room, he's like Candyman.

00:50:36.000 You say Tim Walz's name three times, he shows up in the mirror.

00:50:39.000 He hugs you and smiles.

00:50:40.000 It's a two-way mirror, you just see him lighting a cigar behind it.

00:50:44.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:50:49.000 Have you seen sometimes a picture of him with his mouth open? He has no teeth, just his tongue sticking out.

00:50:53.000 Yeah, it's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

00:50:55.000 What is that?

00:50:57.000 Like a box turtle.

00:50:58.000 He's coming.

00:51:00.000 So here's just kind of the top line here as far as his policies, Tim Walz, so you understand how radical this guy actually is.

00:51:07.000 And sometimes people say, oh, culture war, BS.

00:51:09.000 No, culture actually does matter here in the United States.

00:51:11.000 Hold on a second, while we're speaking of gay people, here's Anderson Cooper.

00:51:14.000 What's that on his glasses?

00:51:15.000 Windshield wipers.

00:51:16.000 I will tell you this though, I'm excited to see which weight we will see for Oprah.

00:51:20.000 It's always which Oprah is going to show up.

00:51:22.000 We got that news earlier this evening, CNN reporting that Oprah Winfrey had been added.

00:51:28.000 I will tell you this, though.

00:51:29.000 I'm excited to see which weight we will see for Oprah.

00:51:32.000 It's always which Oprah is going to show up.

00:51:34.000 She has some new diet or she has some new like electric grill

00:51:37.000 she wants to use because she lost a bunch of weight.

00:51:39.000 They said right about an hour before this started tonight, she was behind one of those snow plows sticking a

00:51:46.000 Coughin' a bud.

00:51:47.000 Donuts.

00:51:48.000 I guarantee she'll look great.

00:51:50.000 I guarantee.

00:51:51.000 Yeah, and she'll be watching herself on the monitor.

00:51:52.000 Oprah is always looking down like this.

00:51:52.000 Watch.

00:51:55.000 There's no one on earth, maybe Tyra Banks, who loves to look at themselves more, despite the fact that they should not, on the monitor than Oprah Winfrey.

00:52:04.000 I don't dislike her for her, I dislike her for what her show did for 30 years.

00:52:10.000 That was the opening of PC to me.

00:52:11.000 It was so powerful and it was all that men suck and women are great.

00:52:15.000 She also pitched her own religion.

00:52:18.000 Yeah!

00:52:19.000 Bill Burr had a funny bit about that, where he was talking about how she was out there saying, you know, we as a society, you know, we want to elevate, and he's like, yeah, but dude, like, weren't you the one having, like, fucking midgets on people, like, who were cheating, like, with paternity tests?

00:52:35.000 Like, you stood on the shoulders of those midgets!

00:52:40.000 And you were still six feet tall!

00:52:42.000 And he had one about her saying being a mother's the hardest job.

00:52:45.000 That's my favorite.

00:52:46.000 Someone on Oprah, yeah.

00:52:47.000 I thought, you know, coal mining, maybe roofing, the redhead in June, right?

00:52:53.000 You're in the coal mines, you're shielding your head hoping they don't fucking write, like, folk songs about you, right?

00:53:00.000 Carl, really?

00:53:00.000 No!

00:53:01.000 You had a hard day!

00:53:02.000 I had to put the DVD in the DVD player!

00:53:07.000 Any job that you can do in your pajamas is not that hard a job, okay?

00:53:10.000 That's all I'm saying.

00:53:12.000 Right?

00:53:13.000 So beautiful.

00:53:13.000 I love that coal miner.

00:53:15.000 So, Tim Walls.

00:53:16.000 Look at Axelrod.

00:53:18.000 I know, he just looks... It's like he's never seen a barber.

00:53:22.000 Wouldn't someone tell him keeping that fringe in the back that makes you look like an upside-down cockatiel is not a good look?

00:53:28.000 He goes into Greycliffs and says, I'll take the Ben Franklin.

00:53:33.000 Listen, I could be him at some point.

00:53:34.000 He looks like a hairy tit.

00:53:40.000 As you say it, Man Jones just smiled.

00:53:41.000 He's got the Groucho eyebrows and glasses.

00:53:44.000 He looks like he is disguised as another David Axelrod.

00:53:47.000 That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.

00:53:49.000 Look at the Republican he's on it.

00:53:51.000 He's like, I gotta be here.

00:53:52.000 I gotta be here right now.

00:53:53.000 So Tim Walz, his policies, while they talk about this on CNN, they want to tell you that

00:53:56.000 it's a party, and it's a cult of personality, right?

00:53:58.000 They want to sell you that.

00:53:59.000 They just want to sell personality, personality, personality, hope and change, feel good, hey,

00:54:02.000 joy, whatever that means.

00:54:03.000 It's pretty easy to be joyful when you're drunk the entire day, Kamala.

00:54:06.000 Here is Tim Walz, his policies.

00:54:09.000 Here's one he made Minnesota, and I don't mean he supports people changing their name,

00:54:13.000 he made Minnesota a trans-sanctuary state.

00:54:16.000 It was an event that had all the trappings of a bill-signing ceremony.

00:54:21.000 A huge crowd of lawmakers, advocates, and families, in this case, gathered in support of legal protections for people seeking gender-affirming care for themselves or their children.

00:54:30.000 But the paper Governor Walz signed was an executive order.

00:54:34.000 We'll make sure that Minnesota is placed as a welcoming, loving, neighborly state where you are welcome and will be free of persecution or anything else that we're trying to see in some other states.

00:54:45.000 Look at what they do.

00:54:46.000 Free of persecution.

00:54:48.000 Hold on a second.

00:54:50.000 Not subsidizing through taxpayer dollars.

00:54:52.000 Transitions.

00:54:53.000 Gender transitions.

00:54:54.000 Let's just call it what it is.

00:54:55.000 Sex transitions for children and puberty blockers for minors.

00:55:00.000 That's persecution.

00:55:01.000 Don't buy their words anymore.

00:55:02.000 Transphobia.

00:55:04.000 You know what?

00:55:04.000 I don't want my son to be sexually irreparably damaged at the age of eight.

00:55:09.000 That's a phobia like it's a spider, which is a legitimate phobia.

00:55:13.000 They're murderers.

00:55:15.000 Here's the other radical policy.

00:55:17.000 Wherever you line up, and by the way, Donald Trump is pretty moderate on abortion.

00:55:21.000 Very moderate on abortion compared to what someone like, if I were president, you know, I guarantee you I wouldn't be in line with a lot of the country.

00:55:27.000 I don't believe in the exceptions that he does.

00:55:29.000 This man, Tim Walz, made abortion legal all the way up to, and including, the moment of birth.

00:55:36.000 Three bills signed into Minnesota law.

00:55:40.000 One is long, they're all long, long overdue.

00:55:43.000 One of them protects people seeking or providing abortions, like OB-GYN Dr. Kristen Lyerly, who lives in Wisconsin.

00:55:50.000 I can't practice in Wisconsin, so I'm currently practicing here, in Minnesota.

00:55:56.000 Good, enjoy the ride.

00:55:57.000 Thank you.

00:56:02.000 Because I'm safe here.

00:56:04.000 Well, the babies aren't.

00:56:05.000 Think about that, how radical it is that people are clapping for a woman who's saying, I can't practice in the states that also allow abortion, but I can practice late-term abortions here.

00:56:17.000 By the way, 10,000 to 15,000 late-term abortions.

00:56:21.000 Meaning, 22 weeks or later, according to the CDC, every single year.

00:56:25.000 When people say it doesn't happen, 10,000 to 15,000.

00:56:28.000 Think of when you hear numbers of people who are lost in war, a bad month, you hear of a bad spread that happened, even whether you could take Ukraine, you can take Israel, and you can take Palestine.

00:56:38.000 Right now, 10 to 15,000 is a significant number.

00:56:41.000 Yes.

00:56:41.000 Every.

00:56:42.000 And by the way, Minnesota, as a result, has two times the national average of late-term abortions.

00:56:42.000 Single.

00:56:42.000 Year.

00:56:48.000 Every single year.

00:56:49.000 Really quickly, just for people that are tuning in right now, Tony West, the qualifications of which is that he is Kamala Harris's brother-in-law is speaking, which is why we're not live fact-checking him right now.

00:56:59.000 But I know we do have Oprah, we have Pete Buttigieg, and we have Tim Walz coming up.

00:57:02.000 When those people come up, we will be going a little bit more live fact-checking for them.

00:57:05.000 So you'll hear more of their speeches right now.

00:57:07.000 Mr. Irrelevant is up there.

00:57:09.000 Let's see what he has to say.

00:57:11.000 He looks good in a suit.

00:57:12.000 He looks like a young Magic Junt.

00:57:14.000 He looks like Herschel Stroller.

00:57:17.000 You know what to fight for.

00:57:21.000 Kamala doesn't say anything.

00:57:23.000 What do you mean, as Kamala says?

00:57:24.000 She says... As a sister, a daughter, an auntie, and a mother, I've seen Kamala fight for her family.

00:57:24.000 Yeah, she does.

00:57:34.000 Well, I've seen Kamala fight... As District Attorney, Attorney General, U.S.

00:57:38.000 Senator, and Vice President of the United States... I've seen her keep black men longer than their sentence to act as state-enforced labor!

00:57:45.000 Slave labor!

00:57:47.000 Oh, wait.

00:57:48.000 I mean, she's nice!

00:57:51.000 I know she'll fight for you.

00:57:53.000 She'll fight for all of us.

00:57:56.000 Because, friends, when Kamala fights, we win.

00:58:02.000 And this is my only chance at fame, so somebody pick me up.

00:58:07.000 All right, back to Tim Walz.

00:58:08.000 We'll fact check people who actually matter.

00:58:10.000 Sorry, Tim Walz's brother-in-law, I don't think you qualify.

00:58:13.000 Sorry, Kamala Harris's brother-in-law.

00:58:16.000 Yes, I do.

00:58:17.000 That was a bit great.

00:58:20.000 I think we found out what happened.

00:58:23.000 It wasn't IVF.

00:58:24.000 This is the man.

00:58:25.000 So, he was the milk man for a fortnight only.

00:58:29.000 Also, Tim Walz, another radical policy of his.

00:58:32.000 Look, COVID was awful.

00:58:33.000 It was one of the grossest abuses of human rights in American history, in world history.

00:58:37.000 Tim Walz said, hey, WHO, CDC, hold my beer.

00:58:42.000 He created an actual hotline during COVID so that you could snitch on your neighbor

00:58:48.000 if you were violating unconstitutional lockdowns and mandates.

00:58:52.000 Hello, you have reached the Department of Public Safety stay at home hotline.

00:58:57.000 The information you leave is considered public information.

00:59:00.000 At the tone, please leave the following information, your name, your callback number,

00:59:06.000 how the stay at home order is being violated and where the stay at home order was violated.

00:59:12.000 Thank you.

00:59:14.000 Record your message at the tone.

00:59:16.000 When you are finished, hang up or press pound for more options.

00:59:19.000 I saw Nancy Pelosi at a hair salon.

00:59:22.000 Do you understand that should be enough for them not to get any black votes?

00:59:29.000 There's nothing worse than a snitch.

00:59:31.000 You've got one guy with a mugshot, Donald Trump, and you've got a snitch.

00:59:31.000 Think about it.

00:59:36.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:59:38.000 And that's why you see in a lot of interviews, and I'm talking not nice parts of I'm talking in the hood where they're like, I'm Trump man, I'm sorry.

00:59:47.000 And people go, that's racist that you think they're going to vote for him because he went to jail and stuff.

00:59:52.000 It is what it is.

00:59:53.000 It's like Trump is Biggie Smalls or Suge Knight and Tim Walz is Percy from the Green Mile.

01:00:02.000 That's who you have!

01:00:04.000 Think about that for a second.

01:00:05.000 Here's the other thing.

01:00:06.000 It was kind of a controversy.

01:00:07.000 They want to tell you it's not a controversy, and this is how you know the media is lying, because they just choose not to cover the controversy, that Tim Walz lied about serving in war.

01:00:15.000 We can do background checks.

01:00:16.000 We can do CDC research.

01:00:17.000 We can make sure we don't have reciprocal carry among states, and we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only place where those weapons are at.

01:00:26.000 Lying sack of shit.

01:00:27.000 Except he wasn't in war.

01:00:29.000 By the way, I have like 19 of those weapons of war in my office safe.

01:00:33.000 It's true.

01:00:34.000 He was in one war.

01:00:35.000 His life partner was chasing with a six foot dildo one night.

01:00:39.000 Six foot.

01:00:40.000 Six footer.

01:00:41.000 Pelosi's husband is not here to defend himself.

01:00:43.000 That's COVID safe.

01:00:44.000 Six foot.

01:00:46.000 They laid it down to see the space.

01:00:49.000 It's like the chair in Burnham.

01:00:50.000 You have to be at the end of this.

01:00:51.000 You said I'd never find a use for it!

01:00:53.000 They're showing Kamala Harris versus Brett Kavanaugh.

01:00:55.000 I want to see this.

01:01:00.000 Do you mean the fake rape story about Brett Kavanaugh?

01:01:01.000 Do you mean the fake rape story about Brett Kavanaugh?

01:01:17.000 Do you mean the entirely fabricated story about a man being a gay- a gay- a gang rapist?

01:01:23.000 Sorry, I'm not on NyQuil yet, but I will be soon.

01:01:25.000 A gang rapist that the lady who came forward, Christine Blasey Ford, the story she gave the police didn't match up with the story her gave her friends, didn't match up with the story that she gave to the press, because when the police investigated, she described a house that didn't exist with people who couldn't have been there, and Brett Kavanaugh had a journal that proved it was false.

01:01:42.000 And when it was all proven to be false, you started to ask him if he drank beer on weekdays.

01:01:47.000 The answer for any man in America who drinks beer at all is more please.

01:01:52.000 He goes, I like beer.

01:01:55.000 He said it a little too forcefully.

01:01:56.000 By the way, I think he was confirmed.

01:02:00.000 And this is in her highlight reel.

01:02:01.000 Yes.

01:02:02.000 This is in her highlight reel.

01:02:03.000 Her highlight reel is losses.

01:02:05.000 Is losses.

01:02:06.000 Because as you know, you can still be undefeated with losses.

01:02:09.000 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

01:02:12.000 Unbelievable.

01:02:12.000 And I just heard Rudy say that Kamala Harris should be president.

01:02:15.000 And the point they were trying to make was about him avoiding taking direct questions.

01:02:20.000 How about that?

01:02:21.000 Really?

01:02:22.000 Yes.

01:02:22.000 Wow.

01:02:23.000 What are we up to?

01:02:23.000 Is it day 29 or 30 that she hasn't given a press conference or done an actual interview, Kamala Harris?

01:02:28.000 Well, hold on.

01:02:29.000 And her proxies out there say they don't believe the National Bureau of Labor or they're not familiar with it.

01:02:33.000 They're not familiar.

01:02:33.000 She's running for the presidency.

01:02:36.000 Commerce secretary.

01:02:37.000 Somebody who is involved in commerce.

01:02:38.000 Yes.

01:02:39.000 And right now we have Senator Catherine Cortez Masto from Nevada.

01:02:42.000 Let's hear what she has to say.

01:02:43.000 She looks like a highlighter.

01:02:45.000 She went into great clips.

01:02:46.000 I'll take Emo Phillips here.

01:02:47.000 Yes!

01:02:48.000 Maybe I took this too far.

01:02:51.000 And let me tell you, Kamala did not settle for less than homeowners deserved.

01:02:59.000 What's on her flag?

01:03:01.000 That's not just an American flag.

01:03:03.000 Does she have like a Cuban star?

01:03:06.000 There's some type of star there.

01:03:08.000 Delivering for families, that's Kamala Harris.

01:03:12.000 Connell and I also work to protect our southern border.

01:03:17.000 What?

01:03:18.000 What?

01:03:18.000 Whoa!

01:03:19.000 Gilligan!

01:03:20.000 Come on, baby!

01:03:22.000 What?

01:03:22.000 This is how confident they are!

01:03:24.000 Yes.

01:03:25.000 You know that they're advising us, saying, don't talk about the border!

01:03:29.000 Don't talk about the border!

01:03:34.000 The other thing me and Connell have in common, we both love pearl necklaces.

01:03:34.000 Fuck!

01:03:40.000 And clutching them.

01:03:43.000 Those don't have lenses!

01:03:44.000 That broad had glasses without lenses, did you see that?

01:03:46.000 Yes.

01:03:47.000 A smoke screen.

01:03:48.000 Bitch!

01:03:52.000 That's the biggest travesty of the evening.

01:03:54.000 I thought that was Joe Paterno.

01:03:58.000 We worked on the border.

01:03:59.000 Don't point, it's not polite, lady.

01:04:02.000 She got her tagline from Phantom Menace.

01:04:03.000 Deathpad racing!

01:04:06.000 By the way, Nevada?

01:04:09.000 Does that touch the southern border?

01:04:11.000 Well, they're bringing her up because they think they're going to lose Nevada.

01:04:14.000 You said you worked with her on the southern border.

01:04:16.000 I'm like, why?

01:04:18.000 You're a senator from?

01:04:19.000 Yeah.

01:04:20.000 What the hell is that?

01:04:22.000 Southern border of what?

01:04:23.000 The MGM Grand?

01:04:24.000 I'm not too familiar with maps, but hey.

01:04:26.000 They made sure people didn't sneak into David Copperfield.

01:04:29.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:04:31.000 We need to David Blaine all these immigrants and he just makes them disappear.

01:04:36.000 He's like, alright, now I'm going to take all these Beaners.

01:04:39.000 I can't believe you, Ash.

01:04:41.000 And some black guys are like, oh!

01:04:44.000 So close.

01:04:46.000 Hey, look, I was right.

01:04:47.000 Nevada doesn't touch the Southern border.

01:04:50.000 Yeah, you doubted yourself for a second.

01:04:52.000 Like, I can't be this stupid, right?

01:04:54.000 The Democrats won the Senate majority.

01:04:58.000 And what did you do with it?

01:04:59.000 Oh, that's right, you protected the southern border.

01:05:02.000 10 million border crossings since Harris has been there, as the borders are.

01:05:05.000 10 million just at the border, 3 million under Donald Trump's tenure.

01:05:08.000 Those are just the ones we know about.

01:05:09.000 The number is actually closer to 20 million as far as illegal immigrants, when you add it all up.

01:05:13.000 Visa overstays, people who've come from the Canadian border, people who've flown in and they haven't left.

01:05:18.000 10 million just at the border.

01:05:19.000 It's unprecedented.

01:05:19.000 She's the border czar.

01:05:20.000 And she touted that as a victory.

01:05:22.000 It's not that she's touting it as a victory.

01:05:24.000 It's that this is how you know these are the enemy of the people.

01:05:27.000 They're expecting.

01:05:28.000 And really, the enemy is the media.

01:05:30.000 Let's see if anyone here says, ooh, maybe not prudent.

01:05:30.000 No one here has seen it.

01:05:33.000 This will be a fact check.

01:05:33.000 Ooh, Shapiro.

01:05:34.000 Okay, this is a fact check.

01:05:35.000 Josh Shapiro, the Jew from Pennsylvania, who's not in the ticket for the reason I've already mentioned.

01:05:41.000 Let's see if his voice cracks.

01:05:42.000 Thank you!

01:05:50.000 Two and a half centuries ago, in Philadelphia, a band of patriots declared their independence from a king and set ourselves on a path of self-determination.

01:06:05.000 Generation after generation has embraced that responsibility.

01:06:11.000 Ordinary Americans, rising up, demanding more, seeking justice.

01:06:18.000 Bring up the drinking game rules, we'll apply it to Shapiro.

01:06:21.000 I need more wine.

01:06:22.000 Every time he says bagel.

01:06:24.000 Tommy says bagel.

01:06:24.000 Bump.

01:06:25.000 ... the cause of freedom.

01:06:27.000 Today, well today we find ourselves writing that next chapter.

01:06:33.000 Will we be a nation defined by chaos and extremism?

01:06:38.000 Or will we choose a path of decency, honor, and continued progress?

01:06:45.000 He's actually a good speaker.

01:06:47.000 Kamala Harris, well she has spent her entire career making progress.

01:06:52.000 He speaks a little bit like a Jewish Obama.

01:06:54.000 Donald Trump, he's the best.

01:06:56.000 Now, now, now, now, now, now, how about, Nagila, how about...

01:06:59.000 Alright.

01:07:01.000 How about Nagila, how...

01:07:02.000 Listen.

01:07:03.000 Don't get weird with her.

01:07:05.000 Well, in fairness, he was passed over.

01:07:06.000 Now listen, not Gerald, my dreidel, I made it out of clay.

01:07:13.000 Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.

01:07:14.000 He sounds like a Jewish Obama.

01:07:17.000 Now, now, now, you don't hate Bob Hayes.

01:07:21.000 He's my homie.

01:07:22.000 And it's not freedom to defend what they can do with their bodies.

01:07:27.000 I'm sorry.

01:07:28.000 I'm sorry.

01:07:29.000 It was for you, Sam.

01:07:30.000 You keep turning your microphone and shoving mine into me like it's Kamala Harris working

01:07:35.000 on the rags.

01:07:36.000 Relax.

01:07:37.000 To say you can go vote, but he gets to pick the winner.

01:07:41.000 That's not freedom.

01:07:42.000 Freedom.

01:07:43.000 What?

01:07:44.000 What?

01:07:45.000 You picked, you literally, your party picked the nominee!

01:07:49.000 No one voted for her!

01:07:51.000 No one voted for her!

01:07:53.000 Even when they had the chance years ago, they said we don't want her, she's a stupid bitch, we're not voting for her!

01:08:00.000 And they just said Donald Trump!

01:08:03.000 Dave and the caffeine.

01:08:05.000 All my years of covering elections.

01:08:09.000 Real freedom.

01:08:10.000 Real freedom that comes when we invest in the police and in the community so that child can walk to and from school and get home safely to her mama.

01:08:21.000 And why isn't that child doing that now?

01:08:24.000 And father?

01:08:25.000 No, no, no.

01:08:26.000 Talk about Philadelphia.

01:08:28.000 Talk about Philadelphia.

01:08:29.000 Nah, nah, nah, nah.

01:08:33.000 A metal muffin.

01:08:35.000 Look at this.

01:08:35.000 Lady, you got a dog shag in your head.

01:08:37.000 Worship how she wants.

01:08:39.000 And lead a life of purpose where she is respected

01:08:43.000 for who she is.

01:08:45.000 Now I'm fine.

01:08:48.000 How about Kamala tells us who she is, but she won't.

01:08:50.000 Because she won't speak to anybody.

01:08:52.000 No, no, it's not even that. He's not saying that.

01:08:54.000 He's using she, like she can do this, she can do that, she can do this.

01:08:57.000 It's like, what?

01:08:58.000 What about he?

01:08:59.000 What is she doing?

01:09:00.000 He's a she.

01:09:01.000 He's a she.

01:09:01.000 You both.

01:09:06.000 Anything and everything is possible.

01:09:15.000 Except buying a loaf of bread.

01:09:18.000 Filling up your tank.

01:09:19.000 Or buying a house.

01:09:20.000 Or getting a mortgage.

01:09:23.000 Those might be out of reach, granted.

01:09:26.000 But the other stuff we're working real hard on, I'll get back to you.

01:09:31.000 But Muzzletop.

01:09:32.000 Muzzletop.

01:09:33.000 I'd stay in the shower and do that all day.

01:09:37.000 Just like our ancestors, our ancestors who fought for freedom on the battlefield and sat in at lunch counters so our kids could stand up!

01:09:48.000 Oh, so we're going back to the fifties now?

01:09:50.000 Right.

01:09:51.000 I don't know how many- Are you a progressive?

01:09:52.000 Hey, Minou Falls kid was in, you see him?

01:09:56.000 Great player.

01:09:57.000 Houston Rockets.

01:09:58.000 Can we fact check how many Jews fought in the Revolutionary War?

01:10:01.000 Was he talking about the Revolutionary War?

01:10:04.000 We have three basic American principles.

01:10:08.000 We value our freedom.

01:10:10.000 We cherish our democracy.

01:10:13.000 And we love this country.

01:10:17.000 We hate everything it stands for.

01:10:21.000 I'm just going to need a fresh one because this hot toddy is cold.

01:10:25.000 The Jews were the ones who did found this country.

01:10:26.000 They came in the Pinta, the Nina, and the Santa Maria.

01:10:35.000 The New World, you go, the New World, they're smallpox, they don't, they haven't domesticated horses, they're savages!

01:10:47.000 You New World, we'll stay, you New World!

01:10:49.000 You could be having a residency.

01:10:51.000 I know.

01:10:51.000 It's not merely a motto from the past, it's our direction for the future!

01:10:58.000 You are the president!

01:11:00.000 It's Harris in office!

01:11:02.000 She literally is taking off work when she is supposed to be serving the country right now to come here to the DNC convention.

01:11:10.000 Where is she tonight?

01:11:11.000 Oh, she's probably under a mayor.

01:11:12.000 Doing jello shots with somebody from the NBA?

01:11:15.000 yes that was the last job interview Are you ready to secure our freedoms?

01:11:25.000 No, how about our border, you dumb jay?

01:11:28.000 Look, Frank Perdue's there.

01:11:30.000 Oh, it's an ad for Kids with Progeria.

01:11:31.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:11:33.000 It's a photo negative of Ringo Starr.

01:11:36.000 America, let's get to work!

01:11:39.000 Let's get to work.

01:11:40.000 Yes!

01:11:41.000 Kamala Harris should leave Chicago and get to work right now, where she is, in Washington, D.C.

01:11:41.000 Yes!

01:11:48.000 She should make a phone call.

01:11:49.000 She's not speaking tonight.

01:11:51.000 I know she's not speaking tonight, but she's still in Chicago.

01:11:53.000 Yes.

01:11:54.000 By the way, that was it?

01:11:57.000 Because, you know, basically what they said is like, haha, we passed you over but we want you to speak for four minutes at the DNC.

01:11:57.000 Why not?

01:12:03.000 No, they probably told with 30 minutes and he just, I'm going short.

01:12:07.000 No, I mean, that was substance-less?

01:12:11.000 Who is this?

01:12:13.000 We'll find out.

01:12:14.000 I think it was Urkel's prom date.

01:12:18.000 Yes, it's the chick from Moonlight.

01:12:20.000 We have the Governor of Maryland, Pete Buttgig, Amy Klobuchar, and Oprah.

01:12:26.000 Oprah.

01:12:28.000 Amanda Gorman, poet and activist.

01:12:30.000 Let's move on to talk about Tim Walz's policy.

01:12:30.000 Alright, that's enough.

01:12:33.000 Is she the poet laureate that I don't want to hear about?

01:12:35.000 I don't know if you know this, but Tim Walz, if there's anyone worse on the economy than Kamala Harris, it would be Tim Walz, because 10,492 Minnesota businesses closed during COVID.

01:12:46.000 There's overlay F2 during COVID because of Tim Walz, never to be recovered.

01:12:50.000 And this is the man, Tim Walz, who actually, again, he said CDC, WHO, hold my beer, who banned Thanksgiving!

01:13:02.000 So this pause is what we're going to ask you to do.

01:13:05.000 It's going to start this Friday at 11.59 and it's social gatherings with other households.

01:13:12.000 Don't bring other households in.

01:13:14.000 I have a big family.

01:13:18.000 We do a lot of things together.

01:13:20.000 That's not going to be possible.

01:13:22.000 The next ones are tough.

01:13:23.000 Fitness centers and adult and youth sports.

01:13:26.000 If we don't do that, Right.

01:13:28.000 continue this spread, we will with absolute certainty put our hospitals at

01:13:28.000 What a weasel.

01:13:33.000 risk and those that need the care as well as the care providers.

01:13:37.000 Right. What a weasel. Canceled Thanksgiving. Yeah.

01:13:43.000 Some of these things are more important than others, but some of these really hit home in the moment because people were told they couldn't go to their funerals for loved ones, they couldn't be in the hospital with their loved ones when they were dying in their last days on earth because we were so concerned about this.

01:13:58.000 This was in November, guys, of that year.

01:14:00.000 You know how much we didn't know in March and April?

01:14:03.000 We knew a lot by November.

01:14:05.000 We knew that the Summer of Love was okay.

01:14:07.000 We knew that Chaz and Chop and all those things were okay.

01:14:10.000 We knew all the protests were fine with people out there yelling and screaming without masks.

01:14:14.000 Just in Minnesota, half a billion dollars in damages and 1,500 businesses closed just in Minneapolis.

01:14:18.000 She left the windows open, this is Wallace's wife, just so she could smell the tires burning.

01:14:23.000 He said that this was a good, this was, what was it?

01:14:26.000 This was like, there was a positive thing.

01:14:28.000 There was an air of optimism in the air.

01:14:29.000 There's an air of optimism in the air after this.

01:14:31.000 Like, no!

01:14:32.000 That's burning tires.

01:14:33.000 That's a homemade explosive device.

01:14:34.000 An American city, the one in your state that you govern, burning to the ground, but there's a smell of optimism in the air.

01:14:41.000 Just think, how can that, how can those two things line up?

01:14:44.000 That's burning flesh in the air.

01:14:45.000 Unbelievable.

01:14:46.000 Mostly because Kyle Rittenhouse took out the trash for you.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, that was fun.

01:14:50.000 Not fun.

01:14:51.000 I didn't realize that he could shoot randomly and hit that many pedophiles.

01:14:57.000 It's like you won the .223 caliber in a pedophile's arms lottery.

01:15:03.000 To win two lotteries like that in a row is almost an unheard of streak.

01:15:08.000 Where's his statue?

01:15:09.000 Take a pedophile, leave a pedophile?

01:15:11.000 It is, yeah.

01:15:11.000 You leave him in the change dish.

01:15:13.000 And the left venerates them.

01:15:14.000 Think about it.

01:15:15.000 The left venerated pedophiles.

01:15:16.000 The left venerated George Floyd, a man who held a woman hostage in front of her three-year-old daughter, I believe, which the right unfortunately spread as a rumor that he held a pregnant woman at gunpoint.

01:15:26.000 They venerate that guy.

01:15:27.000 They venerate Mike Brown, who tried to beat a cop with his own gun that he stole from his holster.

01:15:31.000 Darren Wilson, a guy who actually did a lot of good for that community.

01:15:34.000 Who came to my show in St.

01:15:36.000 Yeah, I can imagine.

01:15:36.000 Louis.

01:15:38.000 And he's huge.

01:15:39.000 Oh, thank God the slam poet is done.

01:15:43.000 Thank you, Atrus.

01:15:44.000 That was almost shorter than Shapiro's speech.

01:15:45.000 Thank you very much.

01:15:47.000 Look, she might be a great poet.

01:15:48.000 That's fine.

01:15:49.000 I have no problem with it.

01:15:50.000 I guarantee you she's not.

01:15:53.000 We shall be free when we are unburdened.

01:15:56.000 I guess she's Robert DeFrost.

01:15:59.000 DeFrost.

01:16:00.000 That's terrible.

01:16:01.000 Mary Dickens sucks.

01:16:05.000 I'm going to run out of poets soon.

01:16:13.000 Let's see what they're saying here.

01:16:14.000 These values, they don't belong to any party.

01:16:20.000 Yes they do.

01:16:21.000 The values of trans and kids, the value of abortion up to nine months, the value of open

01:16:25.000 borders, the value of a, what is it, 46% capital gains tax and 25% on unrealized?

01:16:32.000 44.6.

01:16:34.000 And unrealized capital gains, which we'll talk about, yeah, 25 on unrealized capital gains, we'll talk about tomorrow, is the worst economic policy that has ever been proposed in my lifetime.

01:16:44.000 It guarantees the end of investments and ownership.

01:16:47.000 People will no longer invest in businesses and people will no longer own houses because it will be completely unaffordable, yes, for the middle class.

01:16:54.000 The capitalized, the taxes on unrealized capital gains is as communist as a policy can get.

01:17:03.000 Really, period.

01:17:04.000 Across the board.

01:17:06.000 More comments would be 50%, but you get the point.

01:17:08.000 Pete Buttigieg just said it's going to be late because the trains are running late.

01:17:11.000 Yes.

01:17:13.000 Which kind of train?

01:17:14.000 The pain train, the kind he likes.

01:17:16.000 I didn't want to say it, but, you know, that's right there.

01:17:18.000 What's Van Jones saying?

01:17:19.000 I really want to see.

01:17:20.000 I like Van Jones.

01:17:21.000 ...of freedom, and I'm going to fight for it.

01:17:22.000 And I think that's a very interesting, new kind of combination that I haven't seen before.

01:17:27.000 Scott, it does seem like... Okay, Scott, speak some truth.

01:17:29.000 ...once this became Vice President Harris's race, the pivot to the idea of freedom, yes, but also joy and sort of this exuberance... Back to joy.

01:17:41.000 It does seem like that is something that Donald Trump has not been able to adjust to.

01:17:45.000 Well, we had it in Milwaukee.

01:17:47.000 I mean, you know, the party was having fun and people were feeling good and then... The joy is called a paycheck and keeping it.

01:17:52.000 How about that?

01:17:53.000 Who's this sap?

01:17:54.000 No, he's actually pretty good.

01:17:55.000 Why would he go on?

01:17:57.000 I mean, Bill Clinton said one true thing.

01:17:59.000 We're leaving here with a load off our shoulders.

01:18:01.000 Of course, the load is Joe Biden.

01:18:03.000 I mean, he said it out loud.

01:18:05.000 And that, to me, is the principal issue of this convention.

01:18:09.000 A whole bunch of people came here dreading it.

01:18:12.000 They would have been dreading it and now they're leaving thinking they're in the game.

01:18:17.000 I hear you on the freedom piece.

01:18:18.000 I hear the word.

01:18:19.000 I see it.

01:18:20.000 But Republicans are saying freedom to do what?

01:18:23.000 Where are we going as a country under Kamala Harris?

01:18:26.000 The only freedom that they care about is abortion.

01:18:30.000 Let's be clear.

01:18:31.000 That's the only freedom that they care about is abortion.

01:18:34.000 Let's be very, very clear.

01:18:36.000 And when they try to say that Republicans, Conservatives are inconsistent, they go, well, all of a sudden you say you support women's rights to be in sports and not have to compete against a biological male, but then you're hypocritical when it comes to abortion, right?

01:18:47.000 No, no, it's actually entirely consistent.

01:18:50.000 We believe in individual rights until you are harming somebody else.

01:18:54.000 Biological men competing in women's sports, you are harming a woman.

01:18:57.000 We believe in your rights until you decide to kill another You don't have 20 fingers.

01:19:03.000 You don't have 20 toes.

01:19:04.000 You certainly don't have two hearts.

01:19:06.000 Kamala Harris doesn't even have one.

01:19:08.000 That's when we say, hey, you are infringing upon somebody else's rights.

01:19:12.000 It's very, very simple.

01:19:13.000 This idea of freedom in the United States, you have people, libertarians, these think tanks, and people on the left saying, well, what does freedom mean?

01:19:18.000 Well, the good thing is we have a prescription.

01:19:20.000 We literally have an owner's manual with the Declaration of Independence and, of course, we have the Bill of Rights.

01:19:25.000 We have all of the amendments.

01:19:26.000 Amendments 1 and 2 are ones that they try to ignore.

01:19:28.000 We have an owner's manual.

01:19:30.000 And it's very, very clear, including, by the way, the auxiliary documents, the supporting documents.

01:19:34.000 You have the right to make decisions for you and yours until they negatively impact and harm your neighbor.

01:19:42.000 And that doesn't mean negatively harm because you have an opinion they don't like.

01:19:45.000 It doesn't mean negatively harm because they don't like looking at your yard.

01:19:48.000 It means negatively harm them through a proactive action on your part.

01:19:53.000 That's it!

01:19:54.000 It's not that hard to figure out the guardrails of freedom to remain a moral society that doesn't descend into chaos.

01:19:59.000 Your rights and where mine begin.

01:20:01.000 Exactly!

01:20:02.000 It's that goddamn easy.

01:20:03.000 Excuse me.

01:20:04.000 Let's see what Van Jones has to say.

01:20:06.000 I'm very interested in...

01:20:08.000 I'm not kidding, right now he should say, name it.

01:20:11.000 That's what I'm saying!

01:20:12.000 I don't think it's as fluffy as you're saying.

01:20:16.000 I think, yeah, it feels good.

01:20:20.000 But there's substance here.

01:20:22.000 What?

01:20:23.000 What substance?

01:20:24.000 They just said that they work together on the border!

01:20:25.000 I'm not kidding.

01:20:26.000 Right now he should say, name it.

01:20:27.000 Name it.

01:20:28.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:20:29.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:20:32.000 Any Republican...

01:20:33.000 He does that pretty well most of the time.

01:20:34.000 Let's see what he says.

01:20:34.000 We'll see.

01:20:35.000 This is the problem with cable news.

01:20:36.000 This is why I do change my mind.

01:20:38.000 This is why we do black and white and the grey issues.

01:20:40.000 over the camera on Dan Jones.

01:20:42.000 The people in charge of the institutions right now are the people in this room.

01:20:44.000 I mean, Democrats are in the White House and our public institutions have lost a lot of

01:20:48.000 faith since Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have come along.

01:20:52.000 And again, we're having another night.

01:20:54.000 This is the problem with cable news.

01:20:55.000 This is why I do change my mind.

01:20:56.000 This is why we do black and white and the gray shoes.

01:20:58.000 This is why we do talking with people.

01:20:59.000 He can't just say, name one.

01:21:01.000 You know why?

01:21:02.000 Because he knows that Van Jones won't answer it and will take more air time.

01:21:05.000 They coach you on this when you are on panels on cable news, to say as little as you can by taking up as much air time as possible.

01:21:11.000 It's the exact opposite of stand-up comedy.

01:21:13.000 Then don't go over there.

01:21:15.000 We have nothing more to talk about.

01:21:17.000 Don't even fake it.

01:21:18.000 I don't trust guys like this, too, by the way.

01:21:20.000 Watching this shit for years.

01:21:22.000 Here she comes.

01:21:23.000 Dressed like the Joker.

01:21:28.000 She looks yonkin' out of it.

01:21:30.000 Buy my new book.

01:21:32.000 Watch. She's going to watch herself on the monitor.

01:21:34.000 Watch. $15 off.

01:21:36.000 Come on, club.

01:21:38.000 Join in your gay.

01:21:40.000 Comrade Kamala, click the link.

01:21:42.000 Another black billionaire telling me how racist the country is.

01:21:44.000 Who says you can't go home again?

01:21:46.000 Nobody?

01:21:48.000 Who says you can't go home again?

01:21:50.000 Nobody?

01:21:52.000 Nobody?

01:21:55.000 That would be me after I dated a black girl.

01:21:58.000 That was some epic fire, wasn't it?

01:22:02.000 Some epic fire.

01:22:06.000 We're now so fired up.

01:22:08.000 We can't wait to leave here and do something.

01:22:12.000 Yeah, because you haven't done anything.

01:22:14.000 Just do it now.

01:22:15.000 Yeah.

01:22:16.000 You can do all of it now.

01:22:17.000 That's right.

01:22:18.000 And what we're going to do is elect Kamala Harris as the next president of the United States.

01:22:26.000 What the hell is that?

01:22:27.000 That's like American retarded gothic.

01:22:29.000 What is that?

01:22:29.000 Freedom what?

01:22:31.000 What the hell is that?

01:22:32.000 God and goth, that was uh...

01:22:33.000 That's like American retarded gothic.

01:22:35.000 I was a Canadian, Brian Carter.

01:22:39.000 Oh, he's a...

01:22:40.000 I, I, I...

01:22:41.000 Damn it.

01:22:42.000 Funny guy too.

01:22:43.000 What is that?

01:22:44.000 Oprah looks good.

01:22:45.000 Okay, freedom, I like that.

01:22:46.000 Freedom what?

01:22:47.000 Freedom to drive what you want?

01:22:48.000 No, no.

01:22:49.000 Freedom to keep your paycheck?

01:22:50.000 Freedom to invest in the business you want?

01:22:51.000 home? You wanted to ban fact-checking?

01:23:07.000 You wanted to ban To Kill a Mockingbird and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.

01:23:12.000 The right, conservatives, wanted to ban pornography from children's schools.

01:23:15.000 Fact-check.

01:23:16.000 Let's bring up the images next to her as she talks about books of the child porn that they were putting in libraries.

01:23:22.000 Biden telling half the country that we're domestic terrorists.

01:23:25.000 Right.

01:23:26.000 That's not ruling with fear.

01:23:30.000 I can't take it anymore.

01:23:31.000 Oh my god, the retarded representative.

01:23:37.000 In the words of an extraordinary American, the late Congressman John Lewis.

01:23:47.000 He said, no matter what ship our ancestors arrived on, we are all in the same boat now.

01:23:55.000 Congressman Lewis knew very well how far this country has come because he was one of the brilliant Americans who helped to get us where we are.

01:24:06.000 Yeah, you're a billionaire and Ricky Lake's broke.

01:24:08.000 He also knew that the work is not done.

01:24:11.000 The work will never be done because freedom isn't free.

01:24:15.000 America is an ongoing project.

01:24:17.000 It requires commitment.

01:24:19.000 It requires being open to the hard work and the hard work of democracy.

01:24:26.000 And every now and then, it requires standing up to life's bullies.

01:24:36.000 What is this?

01:24:37.000 I know this.

01:24:40.000 I lived in Mississippi.

01:24:42.000 In Tennessee.

01:24:44.000 In Wisconsin.

01:24:45.000 Maryland.

01:24:47.000 Indiana.

01:24:48.000 Florida.

01:24:48.000 I'm listing all my homes.

01:24:49.000 I'm kidding.

01:24:50.000 Colorado.

01:24:51.000 California.

01:24:54.000 And what?

01:24:55.000 And what?

01:24:56.000 St.

01:24:56.000 Louis.

01:24:57.000 California.

01:24:58.000 Hawaii.

01:25:01.000 And sweet home Chicago, Illinois.

01:25:06.000 Yeah!

01:25:07.000 We can't move on.

01:25:08.000 Chicago hasn't gotten it right in half a century.

01:25:11.000 Show me a communist country where you can move around like that.

01:25:15.000 From the redwood forests, love those redwoods, to the Gulf Stream waters.

01:25:20.000 Oh, now she's just saying the lines of the song.

01:25:21.000 I've seen racism, and sexism, and income inequality, and division.

01:25:26.000 I've not only seen it, at times, I've been on the receiving end of it.

01:25:32.000 Yeah.

01:25:34.000 Yeah.

01:25:34.000 40 years ago?

01:25:35.000 Remember when she made up that story that she wanted to go in and buy some jewelry and someone looked at her and said no?

01:25:39.000 Yeah, they were overseas somewhere.

01:25:43.000 Her and Gayle King.

01:25:45.000 Yeah, what if you don't agree with someone and you try and put them in prison on trumped up false charges?

01:25:52.000 This unity!

01:25:53.000 Think about that!

01:25:54.000 They tried to end Donald Trump's life!

01:25:57.000 Donald Trump was almost killed and this party blamed Donald Trump for his own almost killing.

01:26:05.000 That's the bottom line.

01:26:06.000 I can't believe we're even talking anymore.

01:26:10.000 After the assassination attempt, what's more to be said?

01:26:15.000 We don't wonder who their partner is or how they voted.

01:26:20.000 No!

01:26:21.000 We just try to do the best we can to save them.

01:26:25.000 And if the place happens to belong to a childless cat lady... These are the books that the evil right-wingers wanted to ban.

01:26:36.000 Far cry from To Kill a Mockingbird.

01:26:41.000 Well, we try to get that cat out too.

01:26:46.000 From your hair?

01:26:52.000 We are a country of people who work hard for the money.

01:26:56.000 We wish our brothers and sisters well and we pray for peace.

01:27:00.000 We know all the old tricks and tropes that are designed to distract us from what actually matters.

01:27:07.000 Like the economy?

01:27:07.000 Like the border?

01:27:08.000 Ridiculous tweets.

01:27:11.000 Oh my God.

01:27:19.000 What's complicated about people getting $17,000 more today than they did the day Kamala Harris and Biden took office?

01:27:25.000 What's complicated about 10 million illegal border crossings they've done nothing about?

01:27:29.000 What's complicated about a skyrocketing murder rate, skyrocketing assault?

01:27:33.000 What's complicated about telling rioters that they shouldn't stop rioting?

01:27:36.000 What's complicated about a 25% proposed tax on unrealized capital gains?

01:27:41.000 What's complicated about the, if this woman were to be elected, that you would never be able to tell your daughter that she shouldn't sleep her way to the top?

01:27:49.000 That that's not, that's not what self-respecting women do.

01:27:52.000 Because your daughter will tell you, yeah, unless you want to be president.

01:27:56.000 By the way, that's less than 1%.

01:27:56.000 Drink!

01:27:58.000 that their doctor explained was medically necessary.

01:28:02.000 Drink!

01:28:02.000 And they've told us these things for one reason.

01:28:04.000 By the way, that's less than 1%.

01:28:06.000 Less than 1%!

01:28:08.000 From happening to anybody else.

01:28:10.000 Because if you do not have autonomy over this, over this...

01:28:17.000 How about autonomy over the school you can choose?

01:28:20.000 How about autonomy over keeping, I don't know, at least half of the money that you've invested in your savings account, your investment portfolio?

01:28:30.000 How about autonomy and protecting?

01:28:31.000 How about if you live in Chicago, where this convention is taking place, one of the most murderous places in the United States, the autonomy to be able to exercise your God-given right to self-preservation and protect your family and your wife from being raped from the hoodlums that people like them enable.

01:28:48.000 What about that?

01:28:49.000 The only autonomy that they care about is when it involves terminating the life of someone else.

01:28:54.000 That's it!

01:28:56.000 There is no other instance where the left lines up on the side of freedom.

01:29:00.000 Name me one.

01:29:01.000 Abortion and sometimes drugs.

01:29:04.000 There is none other.

01:29:07.000 Not long after the Supreme Court ruled that segregated public schools were unconstitutional.

01:29:13.000 That was in 1954, the same year I was born.

01:29:17.000 But I didn't have to head to first grade at the all-white McDonough 19 school with a U.S.

01:29:23.000 Marshal by my side like Tessie did.

01:29:26.000 And when I got to school, the building wasn't empty.

01:29:31.000 Like it was for Tessie.

01:29:33.000 You see, rather than allowing Madonna to be integrated, parents pulled their kids out of the school.

01:29:40.000 You're living in the past.

01:29:42.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:29:43.000 They call themselves progressives.

01:29:45.000 All they do is talk about the 50s.

01:29:46.000 Ask my dad about this.

01:29:47.000 He was there when racial integration happened in Detroit.

01:29:50.000 What happened is they were encouraging race riots.

01:29:53.000 My aunt never went back to high school.

01:29:55.000 She got her GED because in Detroit she watched another person get shot in the face.

01:30:00.000 My dad had a, back then they said mulatto, biracial vice-principal who was stabbed in the bathroom for not being black enough.

01:30:07.000 And my dad had to be sent to the hospital multiple times for getting his ass kicked just because he was white.

01:30:12.000 Not saying that it, of course, didn't need to happen.

01:30:14.000 Racial segregation was awful, but the way that the left did it, again, was to instigate racial riots the way that they do today.

01:30:21.000 They only divide.

01:30:22.000 They only divide.

01:30:23.000 And by the way, they force segregation out on college campuses, all-black dorms, all-black graduations.

01:30:30.000 Yes.

01:30:30.000 So you're actually, you know, Bull Connor is your hero now.

01:30:34.000 Hiring people based on their race.

01:30:36.000 They got no moral compass.

01:30:38.000 I can't even talk about it anymore.

01:30:41.000 There's nothing more to talk about.

01:30:42.000 You hate us, we fucking hate you.

01:30:44.000 Well, there's gonna be another hour and a half here tonight, Nick, so we gotta talk about it.

01:30:47.000 I know he's gonna make a living.

01:30:48.000 Let's see what O'Brien has to say, okay?

01:30:50.000 Let's Balkanize.

01:30:51.000 No, that's what we should be talking about tonight.

01:30:54.000 Balkanize.

01:30:56.000 Balkanization.

01:31:00.000 Somebody did a beautiful job of showing this young girl how to challenge the people at the top and empower the people at the bottom.

01:31:08.000 They showed her how to look at the world and see not just what is, but what can be.

01:31:13.000 They instilled in her a passion for justice.

01:31:20.000 Don't be distracted by what is, which is me now, but what can be, which is me tomorrow.

01:31:30.000 I'm gonna make a prediction like I did last time I was here and I was right.

01:31:34.000 So was Gerald, I think.

01:31:36.000 About Joe not being the nominee.

01:31:38.000 Yeah, me and you kid.

01:31:40.000 It's gonna be an outright landslide for Trump.

01:31:45.000 But they're gonna bring, obviously, all these legals, so we're not gonna know who's gonna win for a month after this.

01:31:51.000 Well, that's why our stream doesn't stop.

01:31:53.000 I'm just saying, stripping away all the cheating and all the horseshit, it's gonna be a blowout of epic proportions.

01:32:00.000 I'm saying that right now.

01:32:04.000 At the end it'll look close and then after months of digging into it you'll see.

01:32:08.000 Well that's why on that night don't overdo the rum and cokes because we're not stopping the election livestream until it's called.

01:32:16.000 So it doesn't even matter if you're just gonna be looking at a desk with me using a fidget spinner.

01:32:19.000 We will be going until that election is done.

01:32:21.000 November 5th election livestream of the century.

01:32:24.000 It will not stop until this country knows who the president is which is of course Donald Trump.

01:32:28.000 Hit that button right now.

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01:32:30.000 Use a promo code Comrade Kamala for $15 off.

01:32:34.000 And we have, again, some hidden camera investigations coming out in the next few weeks that have taken a lot of time and a lot of financial resources.

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01:32:45.000 Let's go back to... I will stay here, too, every night until it's settled.

01:32:49.000 Thank you.

01:32:49.000 In the massage chair?

01:32:50.000 No, but I like that couch.

01:32:52.000 It's a good couch.

01:32:52.000 I already stained it.

01:32:56.000 I hope you mean in multiple elections.

01:32:58.000 Independent who's proud to vote again and again and again because I'm an American and that's what Americans do

01:33:05.000 Elections see I don't hate America And I have always since I was eligible to vote I've always

01:33:20.000 voted my values and And that is what is needed in this election, now more than ever.

01:33:25.000 Back when you promoted Scientology?

01:33:26.000 So I'm calling on all you independents!

01:33:31.000 Too late.

01:33:32.000 Independent!

01:33:33.000 You are not going to get the independents, I'll tell you right now.

01:33:36.000 Name that movie line.

01:33:37.000 Independent!

01:33:39.000 That would be Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

01:33:42.000 Boy, not getting past him.

01:33:44.000 Now let me see your molars.

01:33:46.000 Come on, let me get in there.

01:33:50.000 Independent.

01:33:53.000 She thinks I'm cute.

01:33:58.000 She thinks I'm cute!

01:34:00.000 Now what's the big idea?

01:34:02.000 And respect are on the ballot in 2024.

01:34:06.000 Remember that?

01:34:12.000 Yes!

01:34:13.000 And, and...

01:34:15.000 Yes!

01:34:15.000 I remember the Santa sliding down in the Naralco Rays every commercial.

01:34:20.000 I'll tell ya.

01:34:21.000 I'll tell ya!

01:34:22.000 Common Sense tells you that Kamala Harris and Tim Walz can give us decency and respect.

01:34:30.000 yes in transition to give it to and and and encourage your city to burn down to

01:34:34.000 the ground and and tax you

01:34:36.000 on unrealized capital gains and allow open borders and guarantee that you have

01:34:40.000 no school choice and take more than more than half your pay think about this for

01:34:43.000 a second she wants when people talk about radicalism let me be really clear

01:34:46.000 here kamala harris wants to tax unrealized capital gains and

01:34:49.000 wants to put us in the highest corporate tax rate in the industrialized world

01:34:53.000 they say that the right wing is the party of extremism and divisiveness

01:34:56.000 donald trump wants to reduce the corporate tax rate

01:35:00.000 from twenty one to twenty

01:35:03.000 Is there anything more moderate than that?

01:35:06.000 Could you imagine anything more moderate?

01:35:09.000 I think if we get it down one point, that's the sweet spot.

01:35:12.000 She wants to tax you!

01:35:14.000 If you get a house and it appreciates in value, on the appreciated value, without even selling it, Who's the radical?

01:35:25.000 When she talks about independence, independence, come on!

01:35:28.000 Are you awake at this point?

01:35:30.000 Are you awake at this point?

01:35:32.000 This is the most radical agenda.

01:35:34.000 And I know you think, well, you said that about Barack Obama, because that was true then, too!

01:35:39.000 And now it's worse.

01:35:42.000 And remember, Obama was the last one to jump on this train.

01:35:48.000 Because he thought it was two left.

01:35:50.000 Let us choose.

01:35:53.000 Let us choose truth.

01:35:56.000 Let us choose honor.

01:35:58.000 Let us choose joy.

01:35:58.000 Oh my God.

01:36:05.000 Joy to the bitch.

01:36:07.000 Because that's the best of America.

01:36:12.000 But more than anything else.

01:36:13.000 I love how she said that's the best of America and pointed to Chicago.

01:36:21.000 Some guy, sorry, stopped stabbing.

01:36:23.000 Who says we're not all Americans?

01:36:28.000 Only city you get to stab elbow.

01:36:31.000 All right, by the way, so she's walking off the stage right now.

01:36:35.000 Pull up that wonderful letter that Oprah wrote to Donald Trump here.

01:36:40.000 I have to tell you, your comments made me a little weepy.

01:36:42.000 It's one thing to try and live a life of integrity, still another to have people like yourself notice.

01:36:46.000 And too bad we're not running for office.

01:36:49.000 What a team.

01:36:50.000 From Oprah to Donald Trump.

01:36:53.000 Yeah.

01:36:54.000 What changed?

01:36:54.000 What happened?

01:36:55.000 Do you think Donald changed?

01:36:56.000 Donald's been Donald forever.

01:36:58.000 He's the same guy.

01:37:00.000 Sometimes I don't like him.

01:37:01.000 When he killed the AFL, I hated that.

01:37:03.000 AFL or whatever it was that was competing with the NFL, I hated that.

01:37:06.000 XFL.

01:37:07.000 No, no, that came later.

01:37:09.000 Oh, that's right.

01:37:09.000 He killed it.

01:37:10.000 He had a good thing going.

01:37:11.000 He killed it.

01:37:12.000 I hated that about him.

01:37:13.000 But he's been the same guy.

01:37:15.000 He was the same guy on Apprentice that everybody was like, yeah, that's hilarious.

01:37:18.000 We love that.

01:37:19.000 One of the best rated shows out there.

01:37:21.000 Nothing changed.

01:37:22.000 They loved him.

01:37:22.000 He went on The View.

01:37:24.000 They loved talking to him.

01:37:26.000 And now all of a sudden, Donald Trump is racist?

01:37:30.000 When he did more for black people than anybody?

01:37:33.000 That you and I can remember?

01:37:35.000 Think about this for a second.

01:37:36.000 The left is so radically left that RFK is going to be dropping out on Friday and likely to endorse Donald Trump.

01:37:49.000 RFK, meaning Kennedy, may endorse Donald Trump.

01:37:53.000 Here's actually a clip so you don't just have to take our word for it.

01:37:57.000 It's clip RFK Trump.

01:38:00.000 Sorry, clip RFK Trump.

01:38:04.000 He plans to drop out of the race by the end of this week.

01:38:07.000 Now we have a lot of reporting suggesting that he is seriously considering endorsing Trump when he backs out.

01:38:13.000 That could make a big difference in this race.

01:38:15.000 And then they just reported a couple hours ago that they confirmed CNN he is ending his campaign.

01:38:19.000 This is just two hours ago.

01:38:21.000 We are now able to confirm, we're getting reporting, that RFK Jr.

01:38:25.000 is going to end his campaign on Friday, which we had, you know, heard may be the case.

01:38:29.000 David, does that do anything?

01:38:30.000 We anticipate that, I'm not sure here from the reporting, I know there had been other reporting that that may come with a sort of Trump endorsement there in talks, alright?

01:38:40.000 So we don't know where that goes.

01:38:41.000 Does that matter?

01:38:43.000 I mean, look, every percentage of vote matters.

01:38:46.000 Now, here's what his running mate, RFK Jr., Nicole Shannon, I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not familiar with Nicole at all, reiterated that if RFK drops out, the reason RFK would endorse Trump is because of how the Democrats have treated them.

01:39:00.000 Do you see a home for RFK Jr.

01:39:02.000 in the Trump administration, health and human services, something to that extent?

01:39:07.000 I would fully support it.

01:39:08.000 I think that he is sincere.

01:39:10.000 Yeah.

01:39:11.000 I do.

01:39:12.000 I have to say there's only one party that has obstructed a fair election for us.

01:39:18.000 And unfortunately it was the Democratic Party.

01:39:20.000 They've done everything they can, including creating PACs to prevent us from being able to have ballot access.

01:39:26.000 Now, you can comment below.

01:39:27.000 I'm not a big RFK Jr.

01:39:29.000 fan in a lot of ways, because he is left.

01:39:32.000 But you know what?

01:39:32.000 That is a way to build a coalition.

01:39:34.000 Have people in cabinet positions.

01:39:36.000 For example, RFK Jr., so long as he doesn't touch anything having to do with abortion, anything having to do with likely border policy, because he's been remarkably inconsistent.

01:39:45.000 But, you know, if you put him as, like, head of intelligence, that would be fun.

01:39:49.000 Imagine him meeting the CIA, just be like, hey, all right, fuck you, fuck you.

01:39:57.000 You killed my brother.

01:39:58.000 Screw you.

01:40:01.000 Going like James Cagney.

01:40:02.000 You dirty rat.

01:40:03.000 You killed my brother.

01:40:04.000 Dirty rat.

01:40:05.000 You sound like you're on the cover guy.

01:40:10.000 Let's see what this guy from Maryland has to say because they're also doing a remarkable job.

01:40:14.000 He's earned a round of chemo.

01:40:18.000 I led soldiers in combat in Afghanistan.

01:40:21.000 That makes one of you if you're standing next to Tim Walz.

01:40:27.000 And my training, my training taught me that you never learn anything about anybody when times are easy.

01:40:35.000 You learn everything you need to know about somebody when times are hard.

01:40:39.000 Oh, don't say hard.

01:40:40.000 And Walt didn't go to war!

01:40:43.000 He stayed home, what's your point?

01:40:44.000 No, he's talking about Kamala, times are hard and you learn.

01:40:46.000 Yes, exactly.

01:40:47.000 Well, that was Mr. Mayor Times.

01:40:50.000 Yeah, Kamala is tied to his hip by the way.

01:40:52.000 And by the way, you know what?

01:40:53.000 I don't agree with that sentiment.

01:40:55.000 I don't agree with that sentiment.

01:40:55.000 Yes, in pressure people show you who they are, but you know when people really show you who they are?

01:41:00.000 When people really show you who they are is when they think no one's watching.

01:41:05.000 Yeah, that can be when times are easy.

01:41:06.000 It's how they treat servers.

01:41:07.000 It's do they get up and go to the gym at the same time?

01:41:10.000 Do they tithe if they claim to be a Christian 10%?

01:41:13.000 Do they treat people the way that they claim people should be treated?

01:41:16.000 How do they behave when it doesn't matter and no one's going to catch them on it?

01:41:20.000 Because everyone's watching if you're in a pressure situation, right?

01:41:22.000 Everyone's watching if you're at war.

01:41:24.000 But how do those guys behave when everyone isn't watching?

01:41:28.000 Discipline is the act of doing something when the enthusiasm has already worn off.

01:41:32.000 So I'm sorry, it's really, really easy to just put that on a bumper sticker, but you know what?

01:41:37.000 It's not true.

01:41:38.000 Sure, you find out, certainly you discover cowardice.

01:41:41.000 You discover cowardice in pressure situations.

01:41:43.000 But someone's true character, you see day in and day out.

01:41:46.000 Go ask Kamala's staff.

01:41:49.000 How they were treated.

01:41:51.000 They don't like to talk nicely about her.

01:41:52.000 Yeah.

01:41:53.000 They're not allowed to talk.

01:41:53.000 I wonder why.

01:41:55.000 Right.

01:41:55.000 And you can find anyone who worked for her, but it's like 98%.

01:41:59.000 Yeah.

01:42:00.000 And the main thing is not that they said she wasn't nice.

01:42:02.000 They said she had no work ethic.

01:42:04.000 Yeah.

01:42:05.000 Because the truth is, you'll find people who work for people who are absolute mavens of their area.

01:42:11.000 What happened?

01:42:12.000 He said she's an idiot.

01:42:16.000 When I look at him, I look at him as a priest.

01:42:18.000 Father Mulcahy, apparently.

01:42:21.000 Father Mulcahy, when he says it, it comes out as like a priest.

01:42:23.000 I could totally see him do that.

01:42:24.000 If he was a Catholic priest, he'd confess to it.

01:42:26.000 He'd be like, well, here's the thing.

01:42:28.000 You're an idiot.

01:42:29.000 Every line that we've watched tonight, whether we've tuned in, we tune in, you know, here and there, every line is just so full of shit that it's an insult to people's intelligence who are paying attention.

01:42:42.000 It's about personality.

01:42:43.000 They see the world as oppressed versus oppressor.

01:42:46.000 Or racist versus... And they're never going to change.

01:42:46.000 That's all it is.

01:42:51.000 There's only one truth.

01:42:52.000 We happen to be on that side.

01:42:53.000 I'm sorry.

01:42:54.000 That's how I feel.

01:42:55.000 Nice hat, Tom Landry.

01:42:56.000 All right.

01:42:59.000 How dare you?

01:43:01.000 I love Tom Landry.

01:43:02.000 He was a national treasure.

01:43:03.000 Defensive back for New York Giants, by the way.

01:43:04.000 Yeah, screw him.

01:43:05.000 Oh, he's talking about Tim Walls when he was an altar boy.

01:43:05.000 Where did he go?

01:43:07.000 Well, look at Steny Hoyer.

01:43:08.000 who felled handcuffs on his wrist at 11 years old, who now stands before you as the 63rd governor of Arizona.

01:43:14.000 He's talking about Tim Walls when he was an altar boy.

01:43:17.000 In the history of our state.

01:43:18.000 Oh, look at Steny Hoyer.

01:43:23.000 Is that the LBGTQ?

01:43:24.000 Looks like Joe DiMaggio.

01:43:26.000 Whoops.

01:43:27.000 He looks like one of those, like, billionaires who still takes the bus.

01:43:33.000 What'd you say, Sinbad?

01:43:35.000 Ah, shut it.

01:43:36.000 who defended our freedoms and had Maryland's back when we needed it most.

01:43:36.000 MVP, who's what?

01:43:43.000 And now, MVP, we've got your back as well.

01:43:47.000 MVP, who's that?

01:43:48.000 Who is he talking about?

01:43:49.000 And download my new insanity workout.

01:43:52.000 Oh, gosh.

01:43:53.000 Oh, look at that.

01:43:54.000 Oh, my God.

01:43:56.000 Oh my word.

01:43:57.000 Look at that piece of ass.

01:44:01.000 Look at the stud next to it.

01:44:03.000 United States Tim Walz.

01:44:08.000 Oh my god.

01:44:09.000 My nuts ran up into my forehead.

01:44:09.000 Tim Walz everybody.

01:44:11.000 Tim knows that in the military you count the days towards mission completion.

01:44:18.000 You can shower with men.

01:44:21.000 Can we stop the y'all shit?

01:44:23.000 We're in Chicago tonight.

01:44:24.000 And he's from Maryland.

01:44:24.000 So that you can retire You might be deployed to a combat zone can we stop the y'all

01:44:33.000 shit we're in Chicago tonight and he's from Maryland They don't say pressure is on

01:44:39.000 75 days and then wake up for us to show what true patriots do not whine and complain

01:44:46.000 We put our heads down and we get to work.

01:44:50.000 Kamala's an expert at putting her head down, let's be honest.

01:44:53.000 Look, you gotta give him that one.

01:44:55.000 And down.

01:44:55.000 And back up.

01:44:57.000 She can go both very rapidly.

01:45:00.000 She gets knocked down, but she gets back up again.

01:45:02.000 She does.

01:45:03.000 Never gonna keep her down.

01:45:03.000 She's already there.

01:45:06.000 Guys, look, I gotta tell you, look, and this is why.

01:45:09.000 to believe in the best of us and that leader is Kamala Harris, the next president.

01:45:15.000 This is why you see the steal taking place because we'll go to the media after.

01:45:19.000 We can't factually, there are no facts being claimed.

01:45:21.000 None.

01:45:22.000 None.

01:45:22.000 None at all.

01:45:23.000 They said his speech was rambling and incoherent.

01:45:23.000 Think about Donald Trump.

01:45:26.000 He cited unemployment, specifically even black unemployment.

01:45:30.000 He cited economic growth, GDP, inflation, America being a net energy exporter for the first time.

01:45:37.000 You may not like him.

01:45:39.000 There have been no facts.

01:45:40.000 The only fact that's really been spoken tonight was from Pete Buttigieg.

01:45:46.000 Let's see what this guy has to say.

01:45:47.000 He's limping.

01:45:48.000 I don't know what fact you were going to cite, but none came to my mind.

01:45:52.000 But she said they both work on the border together.

01:45:54.000 It's basically like, hey, we're going to do better.

01:45:57.000 They just cut to a lady waving the fucking rainbow flag.

01:46:02.000 I hate that you're the mayor of South Bend.

01:46:04.000 I was going to say, how do you feel about that?

01:46:07.000 But it's a separate city from Notre Dame.

01:46:09.000 We don't like them so much, we have a separate city.

01:46:09.000 Oh, is it?

01:46:13.000 Alright, let's hear him.

01:46:13.000 No kidding!

01:46:15.000 Butt gig.

01:46:16.000 And I loved it.

01:46:20.000 What?

01:46:20.000 Where you go on and lie about crime statistics.

01:46:23.000 You know who you schooled?

01:46:24.000 Lawrence Jones.

01:46:25.000 I believe in going anywhere.

01:46:28.000 Anywhere.

01:46:29.000 In service of a good cause and friends we gather in a very good cause.

01:46:34.000 Electing Kamala Harris and Tim Walz the next President and Vice President of the United States.

01:46:40.000 So I can shave my head and keep stealing luggage.

01:46:45.000 The choice could not be clearer.

01:46:48.000 Donald Trump rants about law and order as if he wasn't a convicted criminal running against a prosecutor.

01:46:56.000 As if we were going to forget that crime was higher on his watch.

01:47:00.000 He said yes to that, Nick.

01:47:03.000 Talks about the forgotten man.

01:47:06.000 Hoping we'll forget that the only economic promise that he actually kept was to cut taxes for the rich.

01:47:13.000 Middle class.

01:47:14.000 Oh my god.

01:47:15.000 Yeah, tax cuts.

01:47:16.000 Median salary went up.

01:47:17.000 Median income went up.

01:47:19.000 $44,000.

01:47:20.000 Well yeah, $4,000.

01:47:20.000 Under Donald Trump, went down $4,000.

01:47:22.000 Under Joe Biden.

01:47:23.000 What did he just say, that pinhead?

01:47:26.000 At least Mike Pence was polite.

01:47:30.000 Be polite.

01:47:33.000 Vance is one of those guys who thinks if you don't live the life that he has in mind for you, then you don't count.

01:47:33.000 J.D.

01:47:41.000 What?

01:47:42.000 Someone who said that if you don't have kids, you have, quote, no physical commitment to the future of this country.

01:47:50.000 Less physical.

01:47:52.000 How about how he grew up, Pete?

01:47:54.000 If he was black, would you be talking about that?

01:47:56.000 When I deployed to Afghanistan, I didn't have kids, Dan.

01:48:00.000 Many of the men and women who went outside the wire with me didn't have kids either, but let me tell you, our commitment to the future of this country was pretty damn physical.

01:48:11.000 I can imagine.

01:48:12.000 He's been very busy.

01:48:13.000 So much so, he has monkey pockets.

01:48:16.000 He's a walking advertisement for Certus Warranty.

01:48:18.000 Choosing a guy like J.D. Vance.

01:48:21.000 Vance to be America's next vice president sends a message.

01:48:27.000 And the message is that they are doubling down on negativity and grievance.

01:48:33.000 Committing to a concept of campaigning best summed up in one word, darkness.

01:48:38.000 Darkness is what they are selling.

01:48:41.000 Darkness is what you enter every evening.

01:48:43.000 I just don't believe that America today is in the market for darkness.

01:48:50.000 Both of his parents were professors at the University of Notre Dame.

01:48:52.000 I feel shame now.

01:48:54.000 His father is an actual communist, just so you know.

01:48:56.000 Darkness.

01:48:57.000 Who was president?

01:49:01.000 The country's burning down because of George Floyd.

01:49:04.000 What party brought us that?

01:49:05.000 Right, yeah, they brought us that and Donald Trump almost got killed.

01:49:09.000 Who brought us that?

01:49:10.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:49:13.000 Oh my god, this is scary.

01:49:14.000 It makes my hair stand up.

01:49:16.000 It looks good.

01:49:16.000 Not on my head.

01:49:17.000 Careful, he might hear you through the TV.

01:49:18.000 Lost his butt plug.

01:49:20.000 I'm kidding folks, relax.

01:49:20.000 us is capable of good and bad things.

01:49:20.000 People who want jobs!

01:49:24.000 Good harmony leaders matter because of what they bring out in each of us.

01:49:29.000 The good or the bad.

01:49:31.000 I'm kidding folks, relax.

01:49:33.000 Right now the other side is appealing to what is smallest within you.

01:49:38.000 People who want jobs.

01:49:39.000 They're telling you that greatness comes from going back to the past.

01:49:42.000 They're telling you that anyone different from you is a threat.

01:49:47.000 We're telling you that your waiver, or nephew, or daughter, who disagrees with you politically isn't just wrong, but is now the enemy.

01:49:59.000 I believe in a better politics.

01:50:01.000 One that finds us at our most decent and open.

01:50:04.000 See, it's all about personality and feeling.

01:50:06.000 The kind of politics that Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are offering.

01:50:08.000 Every one of them was bullied.

01:50:09.000 Everybody who votes Democrat was bullied their whole life.

01:50:12.000 That kind of politics also just feels better to be part of.

01:50:15.000 They weren't bullied enough.

01:50:16.000 Not bullied enough is right.

01:50:19.000 Be careful of how it feels.

01:50:20.000 There is joy in it.

01:50:22.000 Here comes the joy line.

01:50:25.000 And if all of that sounds naive... Guys, what do we fact check?

01:50:28.000 Hey, Mission Control, is there anything... Help us out here!

01:50:31.000 There's not been a single fact!

01:50:31.000 Someone help!

01:50:33.000 Before you even said it... Not one!

01:50:35.000 Research just sent me... You're right.

01:50:37.000 Capitalized, not one policy position.

01:50:40.000 Nope.

01:50:40.000 Not one.

01:50:41.000 Nope.

01:50:41.000 They're in deep shit.

01:50:42.000 They know it.

01:50:43.000 Basically, let me just... I think Jim Carrey summed it up best.

01:50:49.000 Joygasm!

01:50:50.000 Joygasm?

01:50:54.000 Gerald produced that.

01:50:56.000 The worst Batman ever is better than this.

01:51:03.000 It feels like all the political negotiating experience in the world is not enough for me to get our three-year-old son and our three-year-old daughter to just wash their hands and sit at the table.

01:51:16.000 Maybe if you married a woman.

01:51:19.000 Is that the husband?

01:51:23.000 Was it three months off paternity leave?

01:51:28.000 Adam Kinzinger said that J.D.

01:51:29.000 Vance took a low blow when he made fun of him.

01:51:31.000 Three months paternity leave?

01:51:32.000 Hey, just so you know, if any man here takes, and we actually do paternity leave for a couple of weeks here.

01:51:36.000 Yeah, two weeks.

01:51:37.000 Yeah, we give them a couple of weeks.

01:51:38.000 If a man says, well, I'm going to be gone for three months because we're pregnant, FIRED!

01:51:44.000 Thank you.

01:51:46.000 We are pregnant.

01:51:48.000 I love that.

01:51:49.000 This kind of life went from impossible to possible.

01:51:54.000 From possible to real.

01:51:56.000 From real to almost ordinary.

01:51:59.000 In less than half a lifetime.

01:52:02.000 What does that say about this country?

01:52:04.000 Yes, that we're not as big as we say it is.

01:52:05.000 We're being lectured on being weird from a guy who married a dude who supports transitioning children and had a surrogate.

01:52:13.000 And he's telling us about what's wrong.

01:52:15.000 I'm sure he's a nice guy.

01:52:17.000 Like what?

01:52:20.000 Give us a policy.

01:52:23.000 Pete, Pete, something, something, something.

01:52:26.000 Because we have people watching here and we need people to join Mug Club so we can catch you in your lies on election night.

01:52:30.000 But you're not giving us anything to go on.

01:52:31.000 It's nothing.

01:52:32.000 It's nothing.

01:52:33.000 We get it.

01:52:33.000 You like men's butts.

01:52:34.000 What else do you have?

01:52:38.000 Just give us one policy we can sink our teeth into.

01:52:41.000 Just one open, gaping policy.

01:52:44.000 Defends baseball's avoid monkey pox Pete Buttigieg.

01:52:48.000 All of it compels us to demand more from our politics than a rerun of some TV wrestling death match.

01:52:56.000 The rerun is, if you elect, come on, it's a rerun of right now!

01:53:00.000 It's a rerun of right now!

01:53:02.000 So this November, we get to choose.

01:53:04.000 We get to choose our president.

01:53:07.000 We get to choose our policies, but most of all, we will choose a better politics.

01:53:14.000 Like?

01:53:16.000 What makes them better?

01:53:21.000 What's the better every day?

01:53:22.000 What Kamala Harris represents is less money in your pocket that gets you less than when she took office and an open border with more crime.

01:53:35.000 He was bullied as a kid.

01:53:37.000 I was bullied!

01:53:38.000 I was bullied so much I became a conservative!

01:53:41.000 Can someone bring up the fact check?

01:53:47.000 Bring up they wanted to ban The Kill a Mockingbird and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

01:53:50.000 Bring up the books they wanted to ban.

01:53:52.000 We already showed you the gay porn that conservatives didn't want in libraries and public schools.

01:53:56.000 Let's bring up the books that the left actually tried to ban.

01:53:58.000 You'll find it in a previous show map.

01:53:59.000 Everything they accuse you of doing is something they do.

01:54:02.000 They say Donald Trump has no policies.

01:54:04.000 Can someone also, Mission Control, let's have someone compile the actual policies.

01:54:08.000 Since we're not going to get that tonight, let's provide it to you watching, Mug Club, because you support this.

01:54:12.000 We appreciate you deserve better, but they can't give you better.

01:54:15.000 Let's bring up the policies that Donald Trump actually espoused at the RNC.

01:54:19.000 Let's compare what's happening tonight with what he did, and they accused of being rambling.

01:54:23.000 Let's bring that up.

01:54:24.000 We can have it here at the end of the night, because I guarantee you we're not going to get any fucking policy from these people.

01:54:28.000 This is a crime against the American people.

01:54:32.000 This right here, this right now, is trying to steal a constitutional republic.

01:54:36.000 They say democracy.

01:54:37.000 I'll use a term that's actually accurate.

01:54:39.000 They don't want you to know.

01:54:41.000 Look, let me clarify this.

01:54:43.000 When Kamala Harris doesn't give a single press conference, or answer a single actual question, steal.

01:54:49.000 When the media makes sure that you can't find information, or Google, Big Tech, on Donald Trump's assassination, steal.

01:54:56.000 When she avoids the press, not only herself, But her entire campaign, it all costs steel.

01:55:03.000 When they don't provide any policies whatsoever that you know you can vote for, they release it on the back page online, and when they have their actual convention, not one policy is named.

01:55:14.000 They are not telling you right now, when they know eyeballs are actually here, trying to make an informed vote, and they don't tell you about the raising of the corporate tax rates, the opening of the border, the packing of the Supreme Court, the 24-25% on unrealized capital gains.

01:55:14.000 Steel.

01:55:29.000 When they don't tell you that, that is a This is a steal.

01:55:32.000 They are trying to force you into an uninformed vote so that you can infringe upon the rights of Americans who actually pay attention.

01:55:40.000 This is all a steal.

01:55:41.000 This is not a democratic process.

01:55:44.000 You've seen it happen in real time and they are still.

01:55:46.000 They were trying to avoid democracy by installing her once they realized their guy couldn't win so they broke the rules and they're trying to destroy democracy right now when they're trying to keep you in the dark as long as they can and hope that you vote for them anyway because there were some mean tweets.

01:56:00.000 All of this is a steal, and you are going to see an attempted steal, the likes of which I don't think we've ever seen in this country, on election night.

01:56:08.000 I guarantee it.

01:56:09.000 This is not a party that cares about a democratic process.

01:56:14.000 They try to jail him, they try to kill him.

01:56:15.000 I think they're going to try to steal it.

01:56:18.000 Call me a detective.

01:56:18.000 Seems like the lesser of all of those things.

01:56:20.000 By the way, I think this is what they depend on most.

01:56:23.000 Let's have some celebrities come out.

01:56:25.000 Let's have people come out and talk about change and hope.

01:56:27.000 This is what you've been sold for the last 50 years.

01:56:29.000 While they have John Legend up there, we're going to take a quick break here.

01:56:34.000 And 3in3, we want you to be informed.

01:56:36.000 3in3 is a podcast for you.

01:56:38.000 We've been asking for a place to start.

01:56:39.000 Three key facts, irrefutable facts, in three minutes or less.

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01:56:47.000 We also have some right now on Tim Walz, Kamala Harris, the assassination of Donald Trump.

01:56:51.000 Takes you three minutes of your day.

01:56:52.000 You can go and peruse the sources at the website, because unlike them, unlike people on the left, I want you to be informed.

01:56:59.000 It's why we make the references publicly available every day.

01:57:02.000 I hope that you call us to the mat, because we call people to the mat every single day.

01:57:06.000 3 and 3, go download it.

01:57:07.000 It's a place to start.

01:57:08.000 Literally, if you listen to one 3 and 3, let alone the ten that we've released and the eight more we're releasing today, You will know more than any person who has spoken at the DNC the last two nights.

01:57:20.000 Let's let people listen to one of them, give it away for free, and then go download the rest.

01:57:23.000 We'll be right back because, God, I need to find something to sink my teeth into.

01:57:27.000 It's not going to be a fucking policy.

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01:58:12.000 There is no scenario where we approve a platform that has Stephen Crowder, Alex Jones, or the

01:58:26.000 like.

01:58:27.000 The content of your platform is non-compliant.

01:58:32.000 The same people who have been saying that YouTube is a free and open platform are telling

01:58:38.000 you right now.

01:58:39.000 We will not allow you to be a free and open platform.

01:58:43.000 Why?

01:58:43.000 Because it's not about their advertising dollars.

01:58:46.000 It's about you.

01:58:48.000 They demonetized us.

01:58:49.000 That didn't work.

01:58:50.000 Suspend us after the election stream.

01:58:52.000 Suspend us for the next election.

01:58:53.000 Suspend us now.

01:58:54.000 That didn't work.

01:58:55.000 We survived because of you.

01:58:57.000 We had 17 million people who watched the election stream in 2020.

01:59:00.000 You were here with us.

01:59:02.000 The people in charge of 90% of the world's advertising revenue say, well, what's going on?

01:59:10.000 They're doing okay.

01:59:11.000 I thought you took them off YouTube.

01:59:13.000 They're doing okay off of YouTube?

01:59:15.000 Let's stop that too.

01:59:18.000 And all of this right before the most important election of our lifetimes.

01:59:23.000 Think that's a coincidence?

01:59:26.000 How are you going to stand against the mob?

01:59:29.000 How are you going to fight like hell?

01:59:31.000 Between now and election, it's a sprint.

01:59:34.000 Not just for a national election, it's a sprint for the spirit of this country and your ability to choose what you watch, who you support, and the mere ability to speak.

01:59:47.000 This season is war.

01:59:49.000 What we did in 2020 is child's play compared to what we are about to do this election.

01:59:54.000 We already have on the ground in major swing states and cities and what they are digging up right now before this election.

02:00:02.000 And they will be there on election night with an army of volunteers and investigative journalists and more access to data in real time than anybody else on earth.

02:00:16.000 We have a DNC chairperson to fact-check.

02:00:16.000 Fact-check him.

02:00:18.000 And let me lead this with you.

02:00:19.000 One time, he called Donald Trump Hitler.

02:00:21.000 Hitler was duly elected.

02:00:24.000 And then you wonder why people think you're the enemy of the people.

02:00:27.000 Yeah, the media has already got their marching orders.

02:00:30.000 Anytime there's questions, go with the race thing.

02:00:33.000 Racist.

02:00:33.000 Misogynoir.

02:00:34.000 Racism and sexism.

02:00:34.000 Is it just because she's black?

02:00:37.000 Misogyny and racism faced by black women.

02:00:37.000 Yes.

02:00:40.000 The problem is the media entertainment industrial establishment, okay?

02:00:45.000 It's the big steal.

02:00:46.000 It's the stealing of the election in front of the American people on every single level.

02:00:51.000 Conservatives out there, hey, don't let us be the only ones getting suspended after election night on YouTube.

02:00:57.000 Come on, everyone!

02:00:58.000 You want to see that.

02:00:59.000 You want to be here with us.

02:01:01.000 There's no reason to tune in anywhere else that night.

02:01:03.000 You don't need to tune in for entertainment or up-to-the-minute calling.

02:01:06.000 The election livestream of the century.

02:01:08.000 Imagine dominoes falling in every state with corruption.

02:01:15.000 The election livestream of the century, November 5th, 2024.

02:01:17.000 Be there with us.

02:01:18.000 Fight like hell.

02:01:22.000 And now for Barely Legal with Bill Richman.

02:01:29.000 Welcome to Three and Three.

02:01:31.000 Three key facts in three minutes or less on the topics you care about most.

02:01:38.000 The Federal Department of Education.

02:01:41.000 Key fact number one.

02:01:43.000 The creation of the Federal Department of Education.

02:01:47.000 The Federal Department of Education as we know it today was created in 1979 under Jimmy Carter and significantly increased the federal government's role in funding public education.

02:01:57.000 Prior to the department's founding, the federal government largely played an advisory role while the funding itself for public education came almost entirely from state and local governments.

02:02:09.000 Key fact number two.

02:02:11.000 The total cost of the Department of Education.

02:02:15.000 In total, the Federal Department of Education has spent approximately two trillion dollars since its inception, not accounting for inflation.

02:02:24.000 As a matter of fact, today, the Department of Education's discretionary budget is the third largest of the federal government, surpassed only by the Department of Defense and the Department of Health and Human Services.

02:02:36.000 Key fact number three.

02:02:38.000 The net results.

02:02:40.000 In spite of the trillions of dollars in federal spending, the results of students in standardized testing have remained almost entirely unchanged since 1979, when the Department of Education was founded.

02:02:53.000 Even more troubling, newer data emerging today shows a negative trend, with standardized math scores at their lowest since 1990, and reading scores at their lowest since 2004.

02:03:07.000 This has been 3 in 3.

02:03:09.000 I'm Stephen Crowder.

02:03:10.000 If you want to learn more, you can peruse the references for this specific show at 3keyfacts.com or tune in to the hour-long daily show Louder with Crowder weekdays at 10 a.m.

02:03:20.000 Eastern on Rumble, YouTube, or right here anywhere you get your podcasts.

02:03:29.000 All right, make sure you go do that.

02:03:30.000 Look, Amy Klobuchar is speaking, I'm sure.

02:03:33.000 Three and three!

02:03:34.000 Anywhere you get your podcasts, go get three and three!

02:03:36.000 Who gives a shit about this mushroom-cutting bitch?

02:03:39.000 Three and three.

02:03:40.000 Stephen!

02:03:41.000 Sorry.

02:03:42.000 He's excited, folks.

02:03:43.000 Three and three.

02:03:44.000 I'm sorry.

02:03:44.000 Bring it up!

02:03:46.000 So much that connects us.

02:03:49.000 Way up north in Minnesota.

02:03:52.000 Do you mean election interference?

02:03:54.000 Because she headed up the commission for election interference.

02:03:57.000 I don't know if you remember this.

02:03:58.000 I was back when it was okay to question election results.

02:04:00.000 Hey, while this dumb broad is speaking, who nobody likes, let's bring up the two videos of, I guess someone, who is, give me the name here, Gerald.

02:04:08.000 Salazar, this is a guy in Texas who is actually begging, I think, for help on the border.

02:04:13.000 Yeah, well, but just tonight he came up, so let's show the clip tonight.

02:04:17.000 This was earlier today.

02:04:18.000 He was talking about how he's going to vote Kamala Harris.

02:04:20.000 What's his title?

02:04:22.000 Salazar?

02:04:22.000 Bexar County, Texas Sheriff.

02:04:24.000 He's a what?

02:04:25.000 Mr. Salazar.

02:04:25.000 Texas Sheriff.

02:04:26.000 Texas Sheriff.

02:04:28.000 Here he is tonight saying he's going to vote for Kamala Harris.

02:04:29.000 Then we have a clip of him on MSNBC not too long ago.

02:04:33.000 When Donald Trump comes down to Texas, stands next to officers in uniforms just like mine, he's not there to help us.

02:04:40.000 Don't think that.

02:04:41.000 Not for a second.

02:04:43.000 He is a self-serving man.

02:04:46.000 Just like you.

02:04:49.000 Like who are you?

02:04:51.000 I mean, look, just like when he killed the border bill.

02:04:54.000 He just made our jobs harder.

02:04:56.000 $60 billion for Ukraine, $10 billion for the border.

02:04:57.000 McConnell, on the other hand, has been fighting border crime for years.

02:05:03.000 She's gone down to Mexico and worked to stop the traffickers.

02:05:07.000 And when the traffickers didn't stop, she put them in jail.

02:05:12.000 Now, down in my neck of the woods we call that fooling around and finding out.

02:05:16.000 Oh, do they call it down there?

02:05:18.000 Speaking of necks, we're finally beginning to see yours there, Sheriff.

02:05:21.000 Let's, um... Let's, uh, cut that because I can't take much more of it.

02:05:25.000 Here he is on MSNBC.

02:05:26.000 How long ago?

02:05:28.000 Ten minutes.

02:05:29.000 Uh, I don't see a date on it.

02:05:31.000 Only a short while ago, here is that man on MSNBC bitching about the border.

02:05:35.000 Tell us about what you are asking for.

02:05:38.000 What are your needs?

02:05:41.000 Well, right now, thank you for having me, first off.

02:05:43.000 Right now, what I'm asking for is for the president or a member of his administration that can make decisions to come down and talk to not just me, but at least 12 other Texas sheriffs from major counties in the state of Texas that are dealing with this issue.

02:05:58.000 First hand.

02:05:59.000 So I'd like to see somebody from Washington come down here, get boots on the ground, get eyes on the issue at hand, and then talk to us, a bipartisan group of Texas sheriffs that are really taking a common sense approach because we have to.

02:06:13.000 Yeah.

02:06:14.000 These guys were begging for help.

02:06:16.000 This guy is doing nothing but saying, hey guys, I'll come up and talk nicely about you guys.

02:06:20.000 I'm from Texas.

02:06:21.000 I'm from a border town.

02:06:21.000 I'll say that you've been to the border, which would be the only thing that you can say about Kamala Harris, but only after she was forced to.

02:06:29.000 But your policies suck.

02:06:31.000 Right.

02:06:31.000 And it's left all of us in a lurch.

02:06:33.000 By the way, I think Kamala Harris was actually supporting mass amnesty for 11 million immigrants.

02:06:38.000 And just so you know, we have Tom Cotton speaking at... So just to make sure that everybody understands, when you're at a convention like this, you can say something about policy.

02:06:50.000 At the RNC's, Tom Cotton said exactly what Donald Trump was going to do about the border.

02:06:55.000 Donald Trump will secure our border once again.

02:07:02.000 Pretty easy, right?

02:07:03.000 Here's a policy.

02:07:06.000 Comparison.

02:07:07.000 travel to America from terrorist infested countries. Joe Biden allowed ISIS to smuggle

02:07:14.000 terrorists in. Not just Joy, Donald Trump will protect America once again.

02:07:25.000 Now let's go to all these fat sons of bitches who are saying they were coached by Tim Walls.

02:07:29.000 There's a ringing endorsement.

02:07:30.000 I hope they were skinnier than that when he's watching them shower.

02:07:32.000 This is the team he coached!

02:07:35.000 This is the team he coached, you're right!

02:07:37.000 You're eating on air?

02:07:38.000 You've got brass balls the size of Minneapolis.

02:07:42.000 Just don't eat into the mic.

02:07:46.000 Because if his breast ball's the size of Minneapolis, they're a lot smaller now.

02:07:49.000 Is that Tim Walz's wife crying?

02:07:53.000 Because like, uh-huh!

02:07:55.000 Those are the balls he whipped with the towel!

02:07:57.000 It's Dollar Store Trump Jr.

02:08:03.000 We want the people in charge to be genuine, compassionate, and trustworthy.

02:08:10.000 The thing is, there are people in our neighborhoods who fit this description.

02:08:14.000 It's true.

02:08:15.000 I'm sorry, quiet leadership?

02:08:15.000 By sneaking around.

02:08:17.000 And to shower together.

02:08:18.000 Who is this guy?

02:08:19.000 No, no, sorry, he pushed it in.

02:08:20.000 I'm sorry, quiet leadership?

02:08:22.000 And to shower together.

02:08:27.000 Who is this guy?

02:08:29.000 No, no, sorry, he pushed it in.

02:08:34.000 Oh.

02:08:36.000 Well.

02:08:42.000 Someone like that did run for office.

02:08:45.000 They're keeping this chyron up so you don't see his hand with the wedding ring.

02:08:48.000 Because that's the question everyone is having right now.

02:08:51.000 Well, wedding ring, that's a lie.

02:08:54.000 It's a beard.

02:08:56.000 No, they marry each other.

02:08:59.000 So listen, again, you're gonna get the rah-rah stuff here.

02:09:03.000 What Republicans gave you at their convention, and we need to do a little bit better job of this, is give you the spinach that you need, and do it in a way that's a little bit more exciting.

02:09:13.000 Say liver, you don't eat spinach.

02:09:14.000 No, no, no, I know, I understand.

02:09:16.000 Spinach has too many oxalates, it's bad for your thyroid.

02:09:18.000 Look, you give me spinach with some butter and some bacon, I'm all in.

02:09:18.000 Oh, Popeye.

02:09:20.000 Me too.

02:09:22.000 Every healthy meal.

02:09:22.000 You and Pete Buttgig, am I right?

02:09:25.000 That gig's all in on a lot of things, okay?

02:09:28.000 And you can go to the bumps.

02:09:30.000 Gay marriage!

02:09:30.000 But!

02:09:31.000 That's what I'm gonna do, though!

02:09:33.000 I hate you, Nick!

02:09:33.000 I hate you!

02:09:34.000 In a loving way.

02:09:34.000 There isn't any.

02:09:36.000 I hate you Nick! I hate you!

02:09:40.000 In a loving way.

02:09:41.000 There's nothing to this convention though, you son of a- Skadabapadabap.

02:09:47.000 I'm not winning this one.

02:09:48.000 I'm not. I will never win against him.

02:09:51.000 I feel like a heckler at one of his shows.

02:09:53.000 The gay rapist Popeye is very funny.

02:09:55.000 You gotta admit, Game Ape is Popeye's a good bitch.

02:09:58.000 Oh, lick me taint.

02:09:59.000 Ack-ack-ack-ack.

02:10:00.000 Wow.

02:10:01.000 Skibbity-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.

02:10:02.000 Skibbity-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.

02:10:03.000 Oh, oh, peach, you got a big penis.

02:10:10.000 Ack-ack-ack-ack.

02:10:11.000 Okie dokie.

02:10:13.000 Alright, back to the show.

02:10:14.000 I remember when I was doing a fourth grade that kicked my career off.

02:10:18.000 I'll be doing it tonight, new time.

02:10:20.000 It's still funny.

02:10:21.000 September 26th.

02:10:22.000 We'll be doing it in the Gaza Strip.

02:10:24.000 September 27th, Utah.

02:10:26.000 There you go.

02:10:27.000 Wise guys.

02:10:28.000 West Jordan.

02:10:29.000 West Jordan Bank.

02:10:30.000 West Jordan.

02:10:31.000 The West Bank in Jordan.

02:10:34.000 Again, we'll be playing kabooms.

02:10:37.000 By the way, this is a two-night event.

02:10:39.000 Tomorrow, hopefully, we'll have more to fact check.

02:10:41.000 But I will tell you this.

02:10:42.000 I have mission control.

02:10:43.000 I just spoke with him during that break.

02:10:44.000 I just spoke with mission control during the break after Tim Walz's speech, which we will fact check.

02:10:48.000 We'll have the fact check.

02:10:50.000 We'll have our 7 plus 1.

02:10:51.000 We also, by the way, are going to have a supercut for you of Donald Trump and the actual policies that were laid out during his RNC speech.

02:11:00.000 So you'll have that in real time.

02:11:01.000 But actually, right now, you know what?

02:11:02.000 Maybe there's something more interesting.

02:11:04.000 That is a great point.

02:11:05.000 Yes, go ahead.

02:11:06.000 We have a new Trump policy announcement.

02:11:08.000 It just shows that this can happen.

02:11:11.000 He is saying that he will provide full back pay for military members that were discharged for not getting the COVID vaccine.

02:11:18.000 Oh wow, great.

02:11:19.000 Donald Trump.

02:11:20.000 Look at it!

02:11:21.000 You can deliver a policy, you know, in a speech.

02:11:24.000 There you go!

02:11:25.000 How big do you think it would be if the people who orchestrated the mandates, if we found out that they weren't following them?

02:11:30.000 I mean that would be... That would be a big deal, right?

02:11:32.000 That would be a pretty big deal.

02:11:33.000 If like the architects of the mandates and the lockdowns... Not like people just saying like, hey, I support lockdowns.

02:11:36.000 No, but the people at the press conferences, like the people who made sure that athletes couldn't compete.

02:11:40.000 And some of like the biggest liberal cities, maybe San Francisco, Chicago, New York, places like that.

02:11:44.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

02:11:44.000 Yeah.

02:11:46.000 But before we continue, hold on, hold that thought.

02:11:48.000 Please, I hope it's more gay rapist Popeye, but... No.

02:11:51.000 No, I do.

02:11:52.000 Okay.

02:11:55.000 You know what Trump also did?

02:11:56.000 And we'll pull a clip of this.

02:11:57.000 At that same rally, he has, you know, bulletproof glass now, basically, that he stands behind for all of his speeches.

02:12:04.000 He walked out from behind that because somebody fainted in the stands.

02:12:08.000 He walked over to check on them today.

02:12:08.000 Oh, tonight?

02:12:11.000 And was talking to them saying, hey take your time, we need, we need, is there a doctor in the house kind of thing, you know, whatever he did.

02:12:16.000 But he, he took time to go walk over there and make sure that somebody was okay.

02:12:20.000 Without the bulletproof glasses.

02:12:21.000 Do we have a video of it?

02:12:22.000 We have a clip right now.

02:12:24.000 So compare that to not even appearing at friendly press conferences.

02:12:28.000 Right.

02:12:28.000 Or even appearing at the National Association of Black Journalists.

02:12:32.000 And that's why I'm saying it's going to be a massacre.

02:12:34.000 Here is Donald Trump actually carrying, I just, I hope, I haven't seen the clip, but I hope he just looks, goes, You're not supposed to lock your knees!

02:12:41.000 Bend your knees!

02:12:43.000 They always have a montage in America's Funniest Home Videos!

02:12:46.000 People at weddings!

02:12:48.000 Banquets!

02:12:49.000 I know!

02:12:49.000 Bend the knees!

02:12:50.000 And I think Walls is coming up pretty soon.

02:12:52.000 Alright, let's go right now to Donald Trump, reaching out to somebody.

02:12:56.000 So he steps behind the, now he's, he's an open target now.

02:12:58.000 He's letting people know right there.

02:12:59.000 That's a brave son.

02:13:00.000 Tim Walz is coming out.

02:13:02.000 Alright, Tim Walz.

02:13:03.000 Alright guys, let's be ready for live fact checking.

02:13:06.000 Everyone, look at this fruitcake.

02:13:08.000 Promo code, Comrade Kamala.

02:13:11.000 Alright everyone, let's make sure, mission control.

02:13:14.000 This is what we train for.

02:13:15.000 He's gonna give us policy.

02:13:16.000 He's the guy here.

02:13:17.000 He's gonna give us policy.

02:13:18.000 Let's go.

02:13:19.000 Let's do this.

02:13:20.000 Let's do this.

02:13:21.000 Give us policy, Tim Walz, so we can rebut it.

02:13:25.000 He's gonna cry.

02:13:26.000 He is.

02:13:27.000 Comes out to an anti-American song first.

02:13:28.000 Okay, not a good sign.

02:13:29.000 Let's continue.

02:13:31.000 Look at him.

02:13:32.000 Alright.

02:13:33.000 I need to fact check this.

02:13:35.000 Let's see what he's got.

02:13:37.000 Thank you very much.

02:13:40.000 Oh, coach.

02:13:41.000 They said coach.

02:13:42.000 Look, this kid's crying.

02:13:44.000 Yep.

02:13:44.000 Drinking game.

02:13:45.000 Bring up the drinking game rules, guys.

02:13:46.000 Really quickly.

02:13:47.000 Grab it really quickly.

02:13:48.000 Drink every time.

02:13:49.000 Mentions threat to democracy.

02:13:50.000 Mentions mind their own business.

02:13:52.000 Military service.

02:13:52.000 Mentions coach.

02:13:54.000 Thank you, first of all, to Vice President Harris.

02:13:56.000 Thanks for putting your trust in me.

02:13:57.000 He just bobbed like a Chinaman does, you notice?

02:14:04.000 Thanks for putting your trust in me.

02:14:07.000 Okay, it has now.

02:14:09.000 And for inviting me to be part of this incredible campaign.

02:14:14.000 We forced the other guy out.

02:14:16.000 Well, we don't answer questions.

02:14:17.000 Thank you, President Joe Biden, for four years of strong, historic leadership.

02:14:23.000 Most of which you don't remember.

02:14:28.000 Just saying.

02:14:30.000 It's the honor of my life to accept your nomination for Vice President of the United States.

02:14:38.000 You're the worst governor ever of Minnesota, and I think that includes Jesse Ventura.

02:14:43.000 Wait, is that his son?

02:14:44.000 That is his son.

02:14:45.000 Plus, he was way better than his smut.

02:14:46.000 Is that his son?

02:14:48.000 His son was crying like a bitch.

02:14:49.000 Look there, Tim Wolf.

02:14:52.000 I want to hear about your policy, tough guy.

02:14:55.000 I'm just asking questions.

02:14:58.000 Let's see what he says.

02:15:01.000 Thank you for your service.

02:15:05.000 Thank you for bringing the joy to this fight.

02:15:08.000 Oh, here it is.

02:15:09.000 You've got to bring up the word joy.

02:15:10.000 I'm going to add that to the drinking game rules.

02:15:12.000 I'm calling an audible.

02:15:12.000 Anytime he mentions joy, drink.

02:15:14.000 I overheard the bidders on this.

02:15:16.000 In Butte, Nebraska.

02:15:17.000 Nebraska.

02:15:18.000 A town of 400 people.

02:15:22.000 I had 24 kids in my high school class.

02:15:25.000 And I touched them all.

02:15:27.000 And none of them went to Yale.

02:15:29.000 They weren't smart enough to go to Yale.

02:15:32.000 Why wouldn't you want to go to Yale?

02:15:34.000 It's the American dream.

02:15:34.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:15:36.000 You'll learn how to take care of each other.

02:15:39.000 That's identity politics to the letter.

02:15:44.000 J.D.

02:15:45.000 Vance is from a drug-riddled family and made it to Yale and fought.

02:15:49.000 He actually was there in combat.

02:15:53.000 You mean like snitching on them with your COVID hotline?

02:15:59.000 Exactly!

02:15:59.000 You mean like watching the city burn and opening the windows so you can smell the tires?

02:16:04.000 Oh my f- No, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, let's watch.

02:16:06.000 We gotta fact check this.

02:16:07.000 Drink.

02:16:12.000 Two days after my 17th birthday, and I proudly wore our nation's uniform for 24 years.

02:16:19.000 Until I ran.

02:16:22.000 No meaning I ran, not the country.

02:16:24.000 A Korean War era Army veteran died of lung cancer a couple years later.

02:16:29.000 Good.

02:16:30.000 He left behind a mountain of medical debt.

02:16:33.000 Good.

02:16:34.000 Thank God for Social Security survivor benefits.

02:16:37.000 Fuck you.

02:16:38.000 You mean the program that's going to be completely bankrupt by the time we go check for it?

02:16:41.000 And thank God for the G.I.

02:16:42.000 Bill that allowed my dad and me to go to college.

02:16:46.000 Do you know how J.D.

02:16:47.000 Vance was a millionaire?

02:16:48.000 Yeah.

02:16:48.000 G.I.

02:16:48.000 Bill, that's right!

02:16:50.000 But he's a turncoat.

02:16:51.000 Yeah.

02:16:53.000 Eventually, like the rest of my family, I fell in love with teaching.

02:16:59.000 Three out of four of us married teachers.

02:17:06.000 I wound up teaching social studies and coaching football at Mankato West High School.

02:17:15.000 Go Scarlets!

02:17:17.000 Oh my God, Scarlett.

02:17:21.000 We ran, we ran a 44 defense.

02:17:24.000 We played through to the whistle on every single play, and we even won a state championship.

02:17:31.000 They told him to mention that, 4-4 defense.

02:17:32.000 Never close the yearbook, people.

02:17:33.000 We played through to the whistle.

02:17:35.000 No, it's playing through to the whistle, Coach.

02:17:36.000 But it was those players and my students who inspired me to run for Congress.

02:17:41.000 I played out to the whistle.

02:17:42.000 They saw in me what I had hoped to instill in them.

02:17:45.000 A commitment to the common good.

02:17:48.000 An understanding that we're all in this together.

02:17:51.000 Unless people want to celebrate Thanksgiving, in which case you have them report it and shoot them with paintballs.

02:17:58.000 The analogy doesn't work.

02:18:00.000 The other 11 guys are not in it with you.

02:18:02.000 You want to kill them?

02:18:02.000 You're against them.

02:18:04.000 A 40-something high school teacher with little kids, zero political experience, and no money, running in a deep red district.

02:18:15.000 That's funny, I underestimate them all the time.

02:18:22.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:18:25.000 I'm still here.

02:18:27.000 I think they're bad in comparison to private teachers.

02:18:32.000 And I learned how to work across the aisle on issues like growing the rural economies and taking care of veterans.

02:18:42.000 And I learned how to compromise without compromising my values.

02:18:46.000 And I came back to serve as governor and we got right to work making a difference in our neighbors' lives.

02:18:55.000 We cut taxes for the middle class.

02:18:58.000 Really?

02:19:00.000 We passed paid family and medical leave.

02:19:05.000 We invested in fighting crime and affordable housing.

02:19:10.000 You paid for all that.

02:19:11.000 At the cost of prescription drugs.

02:19:13.000 Sorry, buddy.

02:19:14.000 And helped people escape the kind of medical debt that nearly sank my family.

02:19:19.000 Homicides up 15%, 100%, 106% pre-COVID levels.

02:19:20.000 And we made sure that every kid in our state gets breakfast and lunch every day.

02:19:27.000 So... That's right, murders up 67%, aggravated assault up 64.

02:19:31.000 Yeah, you did so well that there was no net population growth aside from Somali pirates.

02:19:38.000 Fact check, true.

02:19:39.000 Oh yeah?

02:19:39.000 Let me... I got this.

02:19:46.000 protected reproductive freedom. Because in Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the

02:19:53.000 personal choices they make.

02:19:55.000 Like having Thanksgiving?

02:19:56.000 And even if we wouldn't make those same choices for ourselves, we've got a golden rule.

02:20:04.000 Mind your own damn business.

02:20:07.000 That is not a golden rule.

02:20:09.000 The guy who says mind your own damn business literally is the only governor who created the COVID snitch line.

02:20:14.000 Un-friggin'-real.

02:20:16.000 This is personal for Gwen and I.

02:20:21.000 If you've never experienced the hell that is infertility, I guarantee you, you know somebody who has.

02:20:28.000 And I can remember praying each night for a phone call.

02:20:33.000 The pit in your stomach when the phone had rang, and the absolute agony when we heard the treatments hadn't worked.

02:20:40.000 So you supported late-term abortion.

02:20:42.000 Abortion including zero limits on when a mother could terminate.

02:20:44.000 They have two times the national average of late-term abortions.

02:20:46.000 He's born.

02:21:06.000 I didn't say that by the way.

02:21:08.000 On how we started a family.

02:21:10.000 Look at this guy!

02:21:11.000 Because this is a big part about what this election is about.

02:21:16.000 Freedom!

02:21:18.000 When Republicans use the word freedom, they mean that the government should be free to invade your doctor's office.

02:21:26.000 What?

02:21:26.000 To save your unborn child.

02:21:28.000 Corporations, free to pollute your air and water.

02:21:32.000 And banks, free to take advantage of customers.

02:21:35.000 Really?

02:21:35.000 You're the one who's, of course, too big to fail.

02:21:37.000 But when we Democrats talk about freedom, we mean the freedom to make a better life for yourself and the people that you love.

02:21:45.000 Unless you do well, then we take it all.

02:21:47.000 By giving you 20% inflation.

02:21:51.000 Yeah.

02:21:54.000 Wages going down and not up.

02:21:57.000 Murders up, what, 67%?

02:22:00.000 Murders up 67% in your state since you took office, even with lower crime reporting.

02:22:06.000 I believe aggravated assault is up 64%.

02:22:08.000 You guys can bring it up and fact check me.

02:22:10.000 We have an overlay somewhere for that.

02:22:11.000 that. 67 and 64.

02:22:17.000 By the way, he has a state death tax.

02:22:19.000 He increased the tax rate to 9.85% and income corporate tax rate an additional 9.8% in his state.

02:22:24.000 Our first responsibility is to keep our kids safe.

02:22:29.000 How?

02:22:30.000 So why haven't you done it in Minnesota?

02:22:32.000 Kids are less safe today in your state than since you took office.

02:22:35.000 The responsibility we have to our kids, to each other, Do you mean like free to, I don't know, fill up their car when you want to increase gas from $0.28 per gallon, Tim Walz, to $0.48 per gallon?

02:22:48.000 How do you think that affects the middle class in America?

02:22:50.000 They don't believe in freedom for anything outside of abortion.

02:22:52.000 from twenty eight cents per gallon to most of forty eight cents per gallon

02:22:56.000 how do you think that affects the middle of middle class in america

02:22:59.000 take donald trump and they don't believe in freedom for anything outside of

02:23:02.000 abortion not what abortion sometimes drugs their project twenty twenty five

02:23:07.000 will make things much much harder for people who are just trying to live their lives

02:23:12.000 uh... again after this will be an ombudsman after this donald trump completely disavowed twenty twenty

02:23:17.000 five this is a lie Yeah, multiple times.

02:23:20.000 to know and trust me on this.

02:23:22.000 When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they're gonna use it.

02:23:27.000 He didn't draw up this playbook, sir.

02:23:31.000 He just said, trust me on this.

02:23:32.000 And we know, if these guys get back in the White House, they'll start jacking up the costs on the middle class, they'll repeal the Affordable Care Act, they'll gut Social Security and Medicare, And they will ban abortion across this country, with or without Congress.

02:23:50.000 Donald Trump said that he would never ban abortion, that it goes to the states.

02:23:53.000 You increase taxes on gas, you increase taxes on capital gains, income, corporate taxes, and a death tax.

02:23:59.000 It's an agenda that serves nobody except the richest and the most extreme.

02:24:05.000 Oh, I've been saying this for 40 years.

02:24:08.000 Same shit they said when Reagan was in office.

02:24:09.000 And it's an agenda that does nothing for our neighbors in need.

02:24:14.000 Is it weird?

02:24:15.000 Absolutely.

02:24:17.000 Getting all the buzzwords in.

02:24:17.000 Oh, he said weird.

02:24:18.000 Has he mentioned Joy?

02:24:18.000 Here's where you pay off some turncoats and say, look what they say about him.

02:24:22.000 And it's dangerous.

02:24:24.000 It's not just me saying so.

02:24:26.000 It's Trump's own people.

02:24:28.000 They were with him for four years.

02:24:30.000 They're warning us that the next four years will be much, much worse.

02:24:36.000 You know, when I was teaching every year, we'd elect a student body president.

02:24:40.000 And you know what?

02:24:41.000 Those teenagers can teach Donald Trump a hell of a lot about what a leader is.

02:24:45.000 Yeah, you know, a guy who led a business, the greatest economy our country's ever seen.

02:24:51.000 You just called him weird.

02:24:51.000 Shut the fuck up.

02:24:53.000 To Kamala and Joe?

02:24:54.000 I mean, you know, he was great.

02:24:56.000 You just called them weird.

02:24:57.000 I'm ready to turn the page on these guys.

02:25:00.000 So go ahead, say it with me.

02:25:02.000 We're not going back.

02:25:04.000 To Kamala and Joe?

02:25:06.000 We're not going back to a great economy?

02:25:08.000 I mean, the economy was great.

02:25:09.000 Safe cities? Refreshing ISIS?

02:25:10.000 Yeah.

02:25:11.000 We want something better.

02:25:13.000 You got nothing, bitch.

02:25:14.000 For the American people.

02:25:15.000 Okay, tell us what it is.

02:25:17.000 Alright, guys.

02:25:21.000 Give me the floor.

02:25:22.000 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna laser in on this.

02:25:23.000 He's gonna give me some policy, I know it.

02:25:25.000 As a prosecutor, as a district attorney, as an attorney general, as a United States senator, and then our vice president, she's fought on the side of the American people.

02:25:37.000 She's taken on the predators and fraudsters, she's taken down the transnational gangs, and she stood up to powerful corporate interests.

02:25:45.000 She has never hesitated to reach across that aisle if it meant improving your lives.

02:25:50.000 And she's always done it.

02:25:52.000 Most liberal senator who's ever lived.

02:25:55.000 Fact check, bring that up.

02:25:56.000 She had that rating before they made it disappear.

02:26:01.000 She is the least middle ground senator who has ever existed.

02:26:04.000 She was rated more liberal than Bernie Sanders.

02:26:06.000 Fact check, bring it up.

02:26:07.000 Then they erased it from the senatorial ratings.

02:26:12.000 I think we owe it to the American people to tell them exactly what she'd do as president before we ask them for their votes.

02:26:20.000 So here, this is the part.

02:26:22.000 Clip and save it and send it to your undecided relatives so they know.

02:26:27.000 If you're a middle class family or a family trying to get into the middle class, Kamala Harris is going to cut your taxes.

02:26:36.000 If you're getting squeezed by prescription drug prices, Kamala Harris is going to take on Big Pharma.

02:26:42.000 If you're hoping to buy a home, Kamala Harris is going to help make it more affordable.

02:26:49.000 And no matter who you are, Kamala Harris is going to stand up and fight for your freedom to live the life that you want to lead.

02:27:03.000 Everything he just said is false.

02:27:08.000 She's so in the pocket for Big Pharma and allowing them to skyrocket prices completely unfettered that RFK, RFK Kennedy will endorse Donald Trump.

02:27:19.000 What's a short speech?

02:27:25.000 Trump!

02:27:27.000 That's the fourth quarter!

02:27:30.000 We're down a field goal.

02:27:32.000 But we're on offense and we've got the ball.

02:27:35.000 We're driving down the field.

02:27:39.000 And boy do we have the right team.

02:27:42.000 Kamala Harris is top.

02:27:44.000 Kamala Harris is experienced.

02:27:46.000 And Kamala Harris is ready.

02:27:48.000 Hard job!

02:27:51.000 Our job, our job, our job for everyone watching is to get in the trenches and do the blocking and tackling.

02:28:01.000 One inch at a time.

02:28:04.000 One yard at a time.

02:28:06.000 One phone call at a time.

02:28:08.000 One door knock at a time.

02:28:11.000 One $5 donation at a time.

02:28:13.000 We're gonna fight and scrape for that inch.

02:28:18.000 We're gonna tear ourselves to pieces, you know.

02:28:20.000 That's how we'll keep moving forward.

02:28:22.000 That's how we'll turn the page on Donald Trump.

02:28:24.000 That's how we'll build a country where workers come first.

02:28:28.000 Indebted is what you'll be if you stay in Chicago.

02:28:30.000 True.

02:28:31.000 That's how we'll keep moving forward.

02:28:35.000 That's how we'll turn the page on Donald Trump.

02:28:38.000 That's how we'll build a country where workers come first.

02:28:42.000 Healthcare and housing are human rights.

02:28:47.000 In town.

02:28:48.000 Housing and healthcare commodities.

02:28:49.000 The girl stays the hell out of your bedroom.

02:28:55.000 How about your wallet?

02:28:55.000 How about your gas tank?

02:28:56.000 How about your school?

02:28:57.000 That's how we make America a place where no child is left hungry, where no community is left behind, where nobody gets told they don't belong.

02:29:09.000 That's how we're gonna fight, and as the next President of the United States always says, when we fight, we win!

02:29:17.000 When we fight, we win!

02:29:19.000 When we fight, we win!

02:29:21.000 Thank you!

02:29:22.000 God bless!

02:29:25.000 All right, so guys, here's what I want to do.

02:29:26.000 We'll allow the team to get the fact check ready on all of that.

02:29:29.000 I did it in real time.

02:29:30.000 We'll give you the references so you know that... I don't want you to trust me like Tim Walz just said when he lied to you.

02:29:35.000 Trust me!

02:29:36.000 He lied to you.

02:29:38.000 I want you to believe what you actually can read and we'll provide those references.

02:29:41.000 We're going to do that.

02:29:42.000 We're going to have the supercut of Donald Trump's policies that were actually mentioned and contrasted during his speech.

02:29:47.000 We have a 7 plus 1 and I believe we have Clay Travis and we still actually have our man on the ground, Thomas Finnegan, But first, let's see what CNN says there.

02:29:56.000 How long was that speech?

02:29:57.000 Can someone give me a timer?

02:29:59.000 Was that 9 minutes?

02:30:02.000 It was pretty short.

02:30:03.000 I would say 18.

02:30:03.000 And if not for the media, that speech does incredibly poorly.

02:30:11.000 That motivates nobody.

02:30:14.000 So let's see how they try and spin this right now.

02:30:16.000 Here's my prediction.

02:30:17.000 You know, I have Van Jones and the cavalcade of twinks over there on CNN saying, you know, you really gave a positive message and it's really a message, you know, Donald Trump's is dark and their message is that of optimism and hope and change and really unity and how America can be this great place, you know, American pride.

02:30:34.000 That's what they're going to try and sell right here on CNN.

02:30:37.000 They're lying to you.

02:30:39.000 The media, the press, is absolutely the enemy of a free American people.

02:30:45.000 Because the American people, look, if you can't make your own decisions with information that's accurate, freedom comes with responsibility.

02:30:55.000 We all agree with that, right?

02:30:56.000 Everyone agrees that freedom comes with responsibility because it comes with an incredible amount of accountability.

02:31:01.000 Oh, liberty.

02:31:03.000 How can you actually enjoy liberty?

02:31:05.000 How can you actually enjoy the fruits of liberty and be free if there can be no accountability because you have no information?

02:31:13.000 They don't want you to have any information.

02:31:16.000 There's no policy being proposed.

02:31:18.000 They obfuscate it, they hide it, and then when push comes to shove, they outright lie about it.

02:31:24.000 Kamala Harris has decreased taxes on the middle class.

02:31:27.000 Fact check, completely false.

02:31:29.000 Everything he just said was completely inaccurate.

02:31:32.000 They have no platform to run on.

02:31:33.000 So let's see what CNN says, because You just heard my prediction.

02:31:39.000 I guarantee you, I'm certainly in the ballpark.

02:31:41.000 It's gonna be about joy, it's going to be about this is positive, Donald Trump is dark.

02:31:46.000 The only part that's dark about Donald Trump's campaign is the contrast that he presents to the years when he was president.

02:31:56.000 In other words, he shows light, because without darkness there can be no light.

02:32:00.000 And he shows that there was a light four or five years ago, and there's darkness today.

02:32:04.000 Let's see what they say on CNN.

02:32:06.000 can relate to if they live in New York City, if they live in the Midwest, if they live

02:32:13.000 in the Pacific Northwest, on the coast or in the middle of the country.

02:32:17.000 And that was clearly the goal, that he is a dad, he is a coach, but he is somebody who understands

02:32:26.000 the economic struggles that Americans still have even today, because of Kamala Harris and Biden.

02:32:33.000 These four years that have been run by a Democratic administration. And that was the

02:32:40.000 challenge of the Biden-Harris ticket, trying to get past.

02:32:46.000 Remember when we respected stoicism?

02:32:46.000 these accomplishments and and breaking through the fact that people were still

02:32:50.000 feeling a lot of pain and this was a way to try to turn the corner and make that

02:32:56.000 connection I also just have to say Gus was his son crying and standing up and

02:33:02.000 saying that is the clip and save moment what everybody is going to be seeing

02:33:08.000 remember when we respect that stoicism moment exactly that's a pretty proud

02:33:14.000 that kid is emotionally messed up he's emotional Do you guys remember when they memed and mocked Kyle Rittenhouse when he was talking about having to kill people to save innocent lives?

02:33:28.000 And that kid was a minor.

02:33:30.000 Do you remember that?

02:33:30.000 When they mocked him and he was actually emotionally overwhelmed, not because his dad was espousing false platitudes.

02:33:37.000 The left doesn't believe anything that they say.

02:33:38.000 Let's bring that up, that Kyle Rittenhouse, they mocked him for crying.

02:33:42.000 He killed people, righteously.

02:33:44.000 But he killed people.

02:33:45.000 And it was emotional.

02:33:46.000 And they mocked the kid.

02:33:47.000 And this kid is an emotional basket case.

02:33:49.000 I get it.

02:33:50.000 You shed a tear because you're proud of your dad.

02:33:52.000 That's not... Hey, guys, look.

02:33:54.000 You want to say this is insensitive?

02:33:55.000 You can comment.

02:33:56.000 That's not normal.

02:33:58.000 That's not normal behavior.

02:33:59.000 You want to say we're weird?

02:34:00.000 That's weird behavior for a young man.

02:34:03.000 That is not masculine.

02:34:04.000 It's not normal.

02:34:05.000 That's not a man who's emotionally stable enough to grow into a young leader.

02:34:10.000 I know that'll offend a lot of people.

02:34:11.000 Guess what?

02:34:12.000 It's the truth.

02:34:13.000 And the world and this country has known that it's the truth.

02:34:16.000 I'm not saying that men can never cry.

02:34:18.000 Absolutely men can cry.

02:34:18.000 I think that men should be able to cry when appropriate.

02:34:20.000 This is not a moment to sob.

02:34:24.000 It's weird.

02:34:24.000 Let's go.

02:34:39.000 I mean, he is a guy who hunts.

02:34:41.000 He is a guy who fishes.

02:34:42.000 He is an assistant football coach.

02:34:44.000 I was wrong.

02:34:45.000 They're not even talking about the fact that it was positive.

02:34:48.000 They're still going with the same talking points.

02:34:50.000 Hey, he's a coach.

02:34:51.000 Hey, he hunts.

02:34:52.000 He changed his wedding date.

02:34:54.000 So he's in the square.

02:34:56.000 Yeah.

02:34:57.000 Fifth anniversary to Annamarie.

02:34:59.000 the energy you want to remember it stands yeah standing up for all this was like down on the floor

02:35:04.000 i think it is a better chance the minnesota delegation behind a clearly

02:35:08.000 they are still white excited about the fact that they're excited for state in

02:35:12.000 their main cities are ravaged by crime and violent assault and arson rates

02:35:17.000 They're excited that their state sees a tax burden they haven't seen in decades.

02:35:21.000 They're excited that over 10,000 businesses closed during COVID while he shut down Thanksgiving and created a snitch line.

02:35:27.000 They're excited.

02:35:29.000 They shot paintballs at people.

02:35:31.000 They're excited you don't have a mustache in real life.

02:35:36.000 Did they talk to people who shot out with bad balls?

02:35:38.000 We should find those people.

02:35:38.000 Good point.

02:35:40.000 asked and was granted use by Neil Young to play it tonight as he exited stage.

02:35:44.000 Did they talk to people who shot out with that ball?

02:35:46.000 They sued the Trump campaign.

02:35:47.000 Good point.

02:35:48.000 We should find those people.

02:35:49.000 We can see the energy here for a state that has not had a Minnesotan on a major party

02:35:55.000 Was it Walter Mondale?

02:35:56.000 I believe Walter Mondale was Minnesota, I think.

02:35:58.000 Was he Minnesota?

02:35:59.000 He's saying he only won one.

02:36:01.000 He only won one state.

02:36:02.000 Was he from Minnesota?

02:36:03.000 I don't think he was from Minnesota.

02:36:05.000 for mondale was Minnesota was a minister of Massachusetts he said he only won one he only won one state the one what

02:36:12.000 was it from Minnesota Massachusetts but was he from I don't think he

02:36:15.000 was from Minnesota like in fact let's see I'm not a little bit of that

02:36:18.000 Minnesota that was Minnesota That's right.

02:36:20.000 But I don't think he won Minnesota.

02:36:21.000 No, but he did.

02:36:22.000 He won Minnesota?

02:36:24.000 Did he win Minnesota or Massachusetts?

02:36:25.000 I think he lost his home state.

02:36:26.000 I think he won Massachusetts.

02:36:28.000 I think Nick's right.

02:36:29.000 I don't think Nick's ever right.

02:36:31.000 Nick's usually right when he makes a statement, just because he's rougher on the edges.

02:36:37.000 But I love you, Nick.

02:36:38.000 Let's see what they say on CNN.

02:36:38.000 I don't need that love, man.

02:36:40.000 Yeah, you do.

02:36:40.000 We all need it.

02:36:41.000 I'm gonna get love.

02:36:42.000 I'm calling Pete Buttabitch.

02:36:43.000 I heard all you needed.

02:36:44.000 And Tim Walz speaks to that.

02:36:49.000 I mean, he is the guy that people can relate to.

02:36:52.000 He's the neighbor who comes over and mows your lawn when you're on vacation.

02:36:56.000 By the way, we're signed up for the DNC newsletter that they send out to insiders.

02:37:00.000 These are their talking points on Tim Walz.

02:37:02.000 He's just like you.

02:37:04.000 These people are parroting the talking points sent to them directly from the Democratic Party.

02:37:08.000 Hey Nick, go screw yourself.

02:37:10.000 Oh, he did win Minnesota, okay.

02:37:11.000 He did?

02:37:13.000 It's the only state he won.

02:37:14.000 And D.C.

02:37:15.000 And not Massachusetts?

02:37:16.000 But how can he win D.C.?

02:37:18.000 He won D.C.?

02:37:19.000 A lot of these progressive policies, I think, are quite popular.

02:37:19.000 Yeah, he won D.C.

02:37:22.000 when he said he became more progressive when he was governor of the state one decent you know it'll

02:37:26.000 be interesting to see how all of this plays out because a lot of these progressive

02:37:31.000 policies i think are quite popular i don't think that he's going to

02:37:35.000 be... they're not going to lose because tim walz wanted to give kids lunch at school

02:37:39.000 right you know uh... yeah

02:37:42.000 i'm just blown away Look, first of all, before he comes out, I'm thinking to myself, why did we pick this dude to be our VP nominee?

02:37:51.000 You had Shapiro come out.

02:37:53.000 He was powerful.

02:37:55.000 He commanded the stage.

02:37:56.000 Wes Moore, centered, grounded, military bearing.

02:38:00.000 You had Pete, you know, because it's incredible.

02:38:04.000 And then he comes out here and is a cut above the best in our party in a way that you just haven't seen.

02:38:11.000 It is so relatable.

02:38:13.000 It is so real.

02:38:14.000 It creates opportunities for this party that we probably haven't had since Bill Clinton.

02:38:19.000 I think this guy could go anywhere and talk to anybody and get people to take this ticket.

02:38:24.000 This is a dangerous ticket for the Republican Party.

02:38:27.000 It's a dangerous ticket for America.

02:38:28.000 Because if he can just do this for the next 70 days, and you add that to what the Obamas can do, what the Clintons can do, what Kamala can do... Kill people?

02:38:37.000 I mean, this is an unbelievable ticket.

02:38:39.000 So you're enthused?

02:38:40.000 I'm a little bit enthused.

02:38:41.000 I agree with half of what you said.

02:38:42.000 It is a dangerous ticket.

02:38:44.000 How do you see it?

02:38:48.000 This guy is... Nobody tonight said anything.

02:38:52.000 Nobody tonight said a damn thing.

02:38:55.000 They want you to vote for a ticket.

02:38:59.000 Based on absolutely no concrete idea about what they would do once they get in office.

02:39:07.000 You said he got more progressive when he got elected governor.

02:39:10.000 So you're saying every time he gets another office he gets more and more progressive.

02:39:14.000 I think that's exactly what would happen.

02:39:16.000 Tonight you did hear people say, well we may not agree with him on everything but at least it'll be joyful as they tax us into oblivion.

02:39:23.000 I think I know we have Clay Travis who's waiting to come on here in just a second, but I would also like, let me know when they brought in those fact checks that we had in real time and that supercut of Donald Trump.

02:39:35.000 But let me buy some time here for the fact checks.

02:39:38.000 I've got a couple of things for you.

02:39:39.000 Okay, let's grab the fact checks first.

02:39:40.000 Yeah, so on the, let me go with the prescription drugs.

02:39:45.000 They're spending billions of dollars right now to lower prices until the election, but premiums will spike in 2025 as a result.

02:39:50.000 We have That that's a little bit further up there.

02:39:53.000 You got it from George.

02:39:55.000 We have an article from Fox News.

02:39:58.000 Yeah, by the way, the first president under whom the prescription drug prices came down was Donald Trump.

02:40:03.000 Then you had Biden undo the insulin cap so that he could redo it.

02:40:07.000 Yeah, so the other thing they said was $25,000 for first-time homebuyers.

02:40:11.000 Right above that, we have from Zillow Media Room, the U.S.

02:40:13.000 is now short 4.5 million homes.

02:40:16.000 So basically, they want to increase demand on housing when there's already a shortage of housing that they're not fixing.

02:40:23.000 They're not attacking the problem correctly.

02:40:25.000 And just to make sure you guys saw this, the most liberal senator of all in 2019.

02:40:32.000 This was scrubbed a little bit, so we have to go back and try to find this kind of stuff.

02:40:36.000 There she is, ranked most liberal to compare- From GovTrack.

02:40:39.000 Not a few senators, all senators.

02:40:42.000 Including Bernie Sanders.

02:40:43.000 Bernie Sanders is on that list, you're 100% right.

02:40:46.000 So, I mean, it's pretty- Do we have the Donald Trump 2025 clip?

02:40:49.000 Yeah.

02:40:51.000 So he just said, trust me on this.

02:40:53.000 Donald Trump is the one, I believe he said, drafted it up and he's the one who's pushing this.

02:40:59.000 He said trust him on this.

02:41:01.000 That's him actually, think about it, it's one thing to lie to, it's one thing to obfuscate.

02:41:06.000 It's one thing to speak in platitudes and offer nothing.

02:41:09.000 Okay, that's tier one of dishonesty.

02:41:11.000 It's a lie by omission.

02:41:13.000 It's another thing to lie to people and present something that is false.

02:41:17.000 For example, the idea that Kamala Harris has cut taxes for middle-class Americans.

02:41:21.000 That's false.

02:41:23.000 That's Tier 2.

02:41:23.000 Tier 3, very, very severe, is to actually tell people, don't go and try to inform yourself.

02:41:31.000 Trust me on this right now.

02:41:33.000 I am telling you that Donald Trump is the one who is pushing Project 2025.

02:41:37.000 So we have that lie.

02:41:38.000 That's Tier 2.

02:41:40.000 But he's added to it.

02:41:42.000 Don't go and look it up!

02:41:43.000 Do not go and look it up!

02:41:45.000 Because if you go and look it up, you might find this.

02:41:50.000 You have the radical left, and you have the radical right.

02:41:52.000 And they come up with this pro- I don't know what the hell it is.

02:41:55.000 It's Project 25.

02:41:56.000 He's involved in Project- And then they read some of the things, and they are extreme.

02:42:01.000 I mean, they're seriously extreme.

02:42:03.000 But I don't know anything about it.

02:42:05.000 I don't want to know anything about it.

02:42:07.000 But what they do is misinformation and disinformation, and they keep saying, he's a threat to democracy.

02:42:13.000 I'm saying, what the hell did I do for democracy?

02:42:16.000 Last week, I took a bullet for democracy.

02:42:19.000 What did I do against democracy?

02:42:26.000 Crazy.

02:42:27.000 So think about it.

02:42:28.000 Tim Walz said, but trust me, Donald Trump is behind Project 2025 and he's going to do away with your rights.

02:42:35.000 Don't, you don't need to look it up.

02:42:38.000 Whenever someone says, trust me and discourages you from informing yourself, that's a dangerous person.

02:42:45.000 That's an evil person.

02:42:47.000 That is an evil, evil person.

02:42:51.000 Before we bring on Clay Travis, we're going to do some more fact-checking.

02:42:53.000 We're going to have that supercut of Donald Trump actually proposing policies at the RNC.

02:42:57.000 So, he proposes policies, the media just obfuscates and talks about his personality.

02:43:01.000 That's what they did with the RNC and Donald Trump, okay?

02:43:04.000 We were here with you.

02:43:05.000 That's why we're here live, without an ad.

02:43:07.000 Tim Walz doesn't propose any serious policies.

02:43:10.000 The only ones that he talks about, he lies about.

02:43:12.000 And what does the media do?

02:43:14.000 Obfuscates and talks about his personality.

02:43:17.000 They're lying to you.

02:43:19.000 This is a steal.

02:43:21.000 And it's not just a steal of an election.

02:43:23.000 It's a steal of everything that makes the United States what it is.

02:43:27.000 Because, if you look at the Founding Fathers, they said, look, the only way we can have a constitutional republic, if you can keep it, is an informed and a moral public.

02:43:35.000 A moral and informed citizenry.

02:43:38.000 They want an immoral and disinformed populace.

02:43:43.000 That's what you saw tonight.

02:43:45.000 And you're going to see it tomorrow.

02:43:46.000 We are going to be here with you tomorrow.

02:43:48.000 I expect them to ramp this up.

02:43:49.000 Dear God, I hope that maybe Kamala Harris, I think Kamala Harris, if I'm predicting it, if you can believe it, will propose less in policies.

02:43:57.000 How many people here want to bet she will not talk about the increase in unrealized capital gains taxes?

02:44:04.000 That's not popular.

02:44:04.000 She's not.

02:44:05.000 They've run some focus groups.

02:44:06.000 Frank Lunsden is too paying sneakers.

02:44:08.000 They said, ooh, yeah, that doesn't go over very well.

02:44:11.000 There is no way That they can win this on a policy debate and they'll say that Donald Trump is proposing a policy.

02:44:17.000 Really?

02:44:18.000 If he's proposing a policy, why did you duck out of the debate on Fox News?

02:44:23.000 Why did you not show up to the National Association of Black Journalists?

02:44:23.000 Yep.

02:44:27.000 Why haven't you given a press conference or interviews on your policy?

02:44:32.000 Donald Trump's gone on video gamers podcasts.

02:44:32.000 Yeah.

02:44:35.000 Yeah.

02:44:36.000 Think about that.

02:44:37.000 Talking to everybody.

02:44:38.000 By the way, why didn't you accept the debate on NBC?

02:44:41.000 I thought that was a safe ground for you after the ABC debate somewhere in late November.

02:44:44.000 It's not safe enough.

02:44:46.000 Nothing is safe enough for her.

02:44:47.000 Here's an interesting thing right now.

02:44:48.000 This goes to two points that you've made.

02:44:50.000 One, we're making the supercut of Donald Trump's policies.

02:44:52.000 The problem is it takes a while because Donald Trump spoke for an hour about policy.

02:44:59.000 It takes a while to cut all of that together to give you a condensed version because there's so much of it.

02:45:04.000 What you got from Tim Walz tonight was three minutes on policies that we had already heard about with no substance to back them up.

02:45:12.000 She's going to do this, this, this, this, this, and that was lies all the way through.

02:45:16.000 So we will have that in just a second here, but we do have, if you want to go Well, why don't we do our 7 plus 1, and then we're going to have... He'll get to see it at least, right?

02:45:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll get to see it.

02:45:26.000 Clay Travis, our guest, who's coming up here in just a second.

02:45:28.000 And we still do have Thomas Finnegan on the ground.

02:45:30.000 We'll actually check in with him tomorrow, because there's not a whole lot to check into today.

02:45:35.000 So Thomas Finnegan will be on the ground tomorrow.

02:45:36.000 Again, tune in tomorrow at 9 p.m.

02:45:39.000 Eastern, where we'll be factoring, hopefully, something a little more substantive.

02:45:42.000 But I don't know if you know this, there are a lot of things that you don't know about Tim Walz.

02:45:46.000 Hopefully we've helped inform you.

02:45:47.000 Check all the references at loudearthcrowder.com, link in the description.

02:45:51.000 Google Tim Walz and China.

02:45:53.000 Yes.

02:45:54.000 Google Tim Walz and China.

02:45:55.000 You know what?

02:45:56.000 I'll do that after the 7 plus 1 with Clay Travis.

02:45:58.000 I think that people should actually know that.

02:46:00.000 Secret Chinese police statement.

02:46:01.000 But before we get into China, because that's its own, it can't just be fit into a 7 plus 1, we do actually have a list of some pretty interesting tidbits, kind of more asides about Tim Walz, which brings us to this week's 7 plus 1.

02:46:13.000 7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Wolf.

02:46:22.000 Bye.

02:46:24.000 They always forget the one in the chamber.

02:46:28.000 7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Walls.

02:46:32.000 Number 7.

02:46:34.000 He won the Nathan's hot dog eating contest without opening his mouth.

02:46:38.000 That was a big one.

02:46:39.000 That's an accomplishment.

02:46:44.000 Number 6.

02:46:45.000 Nick Dipp.

02:46:46.000 He eats Lucky Charms with his own breast milk.

02:46:49.000 Wow, and that we have photographic.

02:46:51.000 Photographic evidence.

02:46:53.000 America's dad.

02:46:54.000 Yummy, yummy.

02:46:55.000 7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Walz.

02:46:58.000 And you can join Mug Club.

02:46:59.000 Click the link in the description.

02:47:00.000 Just click that link right there.

02:47:01.000 Number 5.

02:47:02.000 He once actually, this is, he got into a lot of trouble with this.

02:47:04.000 The media has buried it.

02:47:06.000 He once referred to Schindler's List as way too long.

02:47:10.000 The list, not the movie.

02:47:15.000 Not the motion picture.

02:47:18.000 Number four, Captain Morgan.

02:47:20.000 He's a master of ceremonies for Segway orgies.

02:47:23.000 Well, that's a good way to see the town.

02:47:26.000 Watch out for cliffs.

02:47:27.000 It's a good way to see the city.

02:47:33.000 Seven plus one things you didn't know about Tim Walz.

02:47:35.000 What a rear end accent.

02:47:36.000 Number three, he and his wife actually, because they're just like you, they actually have an Etsy shop that sells tire fire scented candles.

02:47:46.000 Big seller for five people.

02:47:49.000 It's the smell of hope.

02:47:50.000 It's the smell of optimism.

02:47:52.000 Optimism.

02:47:53.000 7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Walz.

02:47:55.000 Number 2, Nick Dipp.

02:47:56.000 He leaves shopping carts in handicapped parking spots.

02:47:59.000 Oh, he's that guy.

02:48:00.000 That's the only thing I like about him.

02:48:01.000 I can't deal with that guy.

02:48:04.000 I don't like cripples.

02:48:05.000 Go ahead.

02:48:06.000 7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Walz.

02:48:09.000 Number 1, he sits down to pee and he stands up to poop.

02:48:12.000 I'm not sure how that's even possible.

02:48:14.000 He claims it's medical, but there's actually no scientific basis for it.

02:48:17.000 How do you stand up to poop?

02:48:18.000 That's hard.

02:48:19.000 They do it in Japan.

02:48:20.000 They squat.

02:48:23.000 He doesn't even get that right.

02:48:24.000 That's the problem.

02:48:25.000 He gets nothing right.

02:48:26.000 I'm not saying hover, I'm just saying stand.

02:48:26.000 They barely squat.

02:48:28.000 I spent time in Japan and I pooped a lot over there.

02:48:30.000 Well, that's true.

02:48:30.000 That's weird, yeah.

02:48:31.000 And Gerald's very big in Japan.

02:48:32.000 Yes.

02:48:33.000 He has a fan club of like 14 people.

02:48:35.000 And the plus one, 7 plus 1 things you don't know about Tim Walz, Gerald!

02:48:39.000 He was once featured in Faces of Death, Dead Gerald 4 edition.

02:48:39.000 Oh, jeez.

02:48:44.000 Oh, well that's a little bit obscure, but you know what?

02:48:47.000 It makes sense now.

02:48:49.000 That's been this week's 7 Plus 1.

02:48:49.000 It's uncanny.

02:48:51.000 You forgot Sivan in the chamber!

02:48:58.000 By the way, Walt spoke for 16 minutes.

02:49:02.000 Oh, I said 18.

02:49:03.000 16 whole minutes.

02:49:05.000 Here's the problem.

02:49:06.000 You can't speak for 30, 40, 50, 60 minutes unless you have, you know, policy to talk about.

02:49:13.000 But when it's hope and change, you can only say that so many times until people are like, yes, but what else?

02:49:18.000 What else do you have for us, coach?

02:49:19.000 Well, you're on offense and you have the ball.

02:49:22.000 Really?

02:49:23.000 I think you only need to say one of those things.

02:49:23.000 You were in football?

02:49:25.000 I think Clay Travis knows about that.

02:49:26.000 Do you have to say, I was on offense and had the ball, Clay?

02:49:29.000 I don't know.

02:49:29.000 I don't think he did.

02:49:30.000 He can't hear us right now.

02:49:30.000 Or he can hear us.

02:49:31.000 He can hear us.

02:49:32.000 He can't talk right now.

02:49:33.000 He's probably yelling in his headphones.

02:49:35.000 Just saying.

02:49:35.000 He is.

02:49:37.000 He's like, no, you of course don't have to say that!

02:49:40.000 Walls is the Midwestern Liberace.

02:49:42.000 Yes, exactly.

02:49:43.000 He shows he doesn't know a whole lot.

02:49:44.000 And by the way, guys, we need to put the page numbers at the bottom because I can't see them up here at the top of the crease.

02:49:47.000 I'm going like, ah.

02:49:48.000 We did that on purpose because we know you can't.

02:49:50.000 Well, that's wonderful.

02:49:51.000 Hope you enjoy doing that on the unemployment line.

02:49:54.000 Before we bring on Clay Travis, because we're going to continue with Clay Travis on Mug Club tonight and take your chats.

02:50:00.000 And by the way, again, the election live stream this entry, November 5th.

02:50:03.000 We will not stop the stream until this election is called.

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02:50:34.000 It's a frustrating night.

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02:50:40.000 You may not know this about Tim Walz in China, but that's what Nick was alluding to.

02:50:46.000 People don't realize because you watch CNN and you see these people and they dress in silly suits with funny hats and haircuts.

02:50:53.000 Nick DiPaolo is a maven of this.

02:50:55.000 So when he mentions, yeah, let's talk about him in China, there's a lot to unpack to use that term with Tim Walz in China.

02:51:00.000 Let me give you a few key fast facts here.

02:51:04.000 1989.

02:51:04.000 Okay, let's go through the timeline.

02:51:06.000 Tim Walz first arrives in China to, uh, he was teaching for a non-profit affiliated with Harvard.

02:51:11.000 He didn't, but I didn't go to Yale!

02:51:15.000 That was the same year as the Tiananmen Square Massacre.

02:51:20.000 Same year.

02:51:21.000 All right.

02:51:23.000 1994, June 4th.

02:51:24.000 The fifth anniversary of Tiananmen Square, the massacre, Walls got married telling reporters he wanted to have a date he'd always remember.

02:51:33.000 He also honeymooned in China.

02:51:35.000 You thought Bernie honeymooning in the USSR was bad?

02:51:39.000 This man was in China when Tiananmen Square happened.

02:51:42.000 Let's grab one of those clips of the people standing in front of tanks for the younger folks who don't remember what that was.

02:51:49.000 People were run over with tanks for opposing their government.

02:51:54.000 And then he wanted it as a moment to remember and honeymooned there.

02:52:03.000 Is it, is it, is it extremist to say that that's a guy who has a fondness for communism?

02:52:11.000 He was also taught at the CCP affiliated Macau Polytechnic Institute all the way up until 2007.

02:52:18.000 So again, you have to add this up.

02:52:22.000 He also spoke alongside the president of the Chinese People's Association for Friendship

02:52:26.000 with Foreign Countries and the State Department described this organization as

02:52:30.000 a Beijing-based organization tasked with co-opting subnational government

02:52:34.000 to malignly influence state and local leaders to promote the People's Republic of China's global

02:52:39.000 agenda. Got a ringing endorsement from Tim Walz.

02:52:49.000 And by the way, according to a student who was there with Tim Walz on the show, all the references we make publicly available, they said that Tim Walz was also always buying the Mao's Little Red Book.

02:53:00.000 He said he gave them as gifts.

02:53:02.000 I saw him buy it at least a dozen times on trip.

02:53:08.000 He's a guy who loves Communist China.

02:53:11.000 What do you think he does as it relates to national policy in dealing with China, who want to subvert America's Constitutional Republic?

02:53:19.000 By the way, so does the Democratic Party.

02:53:22.000 So here to talk about that and more is a friend of the show and, well, let's just bring him on, Clay Travis.

02:53:34.000 Host of the Clay and Buck Show.

02:53:37.000 You know, they're both good.

02:53:38.000 But Clay is... Clay is the... I think Clay's better.

02:53:40.000 Yeah, Clay's the better.

02:53:42.000 Buck's good.

02:53:43.000 Clay is better.

02:53:44.000 Mr. Clay Travis, have you been watching this evening?

02:53:48.000 I have, and I think that's the worst speech by a major political candidate that I've ever seen.

02:53:56.000 I mean, 15 minutes, roaring through, says nothing, sounds... even if you were listening to your P.E.

02:54:06.000 teacher try to give you an inspirational speech, You would be like, yeah, that wasn't the best you could do.

02:54:13.000 The pep talk on the sports football analogies, they fell flat.

02:54:21.000 I jotted down a ton of stuff, as you guys did too, but you were just talking about the China thing.

02:54:27.000 He's been to China 30 times, is the report that I saw.

02:54:30.000 30 times!

02:54:33.000 How many times do you think the average school teacher in America has left the country in their entire life to say nothing of to go to one country 30 times?

02:54:45.000 I mean, that's super weird, right?

02:54:46.000 I mean, think about it.

02:54:47.000 If you go to a restaurant 30 times, you're a regular.

02:54:51.000 They give you a menu item named after you.

02:54:53.000 That's right.

02:54:54.000 Like, I'm thinking about that now.

02:54:55.000 I take my 16-year-old and my 13-year-old when their sports are done for the day.

02:55:00.000 We go to a restaurant near their school, and people are starting to recognize us there.

02:55:05.000 We haven't been to that anywhere near 30 times.

02:55:07.000 That would be excessive.

02:55:07.000 No.

02:55:08.000 And people are like, oh, it's good to see you again.

02:55:10.000 I mean, that's crazy.

02:55:11.000 The other thing, I'm curious what you guys think about this.

02:55:14.000 You know, they're making a big deal about, oh, Tim Walz, like, he connects so well with people in the middle part of the country.

02:55:19.000 I'm talking to you right now from Nashville, Tennessee.

02:55:22.000 Do you know how often I take note if somebody's walking around in a camo hat?

02:55:27.000 Do you know how often I take note if somebody's dressed and they look like they're gonna go hunting?

02:55:27.000 Never.

02:55:34.000 Never.

02:55:35.000 They talk like having someone dressed in camo or Carhartt or something.

02:55:42.000 People are gonna see it and say, oh my goodness, this person is so much like us.

02:55:46.000 No, this guy, they want to talk about him being a coach.

02:55:49.000 This is important to me.

02:55:50.000 He canceled the 2020 high school football season in his state because he said it wasn't safe to play football.

02:55:58.000 Then, when they came back and started allowing sports, he made everybody wear masks on the basketball court.

02:56:05.000 That is not a guy that plays well where I am.

02:56:08.000 I remember that.

02:56:09.000 You mean the players, Clay, had to wear masks?

02:56:12.000 I remember seeing that.

02:56:12.000 Yes!

02:56:13.000 On the basketball court, they had to wear masks on the basketball court.

02:56:18.000 I mean, this is not a guy... He shoots for three, he faints.

02:56:21.000 His O2 levels aren't doing that well.

02:56:23.000 Not to mention, he shot paintballs at people who dare come outside.

02:56:27.000 There's a lot of bad things, but on the sports front, he doesn't know that when you're on offense you already have the ball, I'm sure you picked up on that too, but also that you might need to breathe when running up and down the court in a cardio-heavy sport.

02:56:38.000 These are but minor details.

02:56:40.000 Shooting paintballs?

02:56:41.000 Also, his metaphor, I guess he's trying, like, we've got the ball, and we're down a field goal, and like, does that mean Kamala Harris is the quarterback?

02:56:48.000 Because if so, everybody's fucked.

02:56:50.000 He's not going anywhere.

02:56:52.000 And I don't mean fucked in a good way.

02:56:53.000 Well, she's been under center before, let's be honest.

02:56:56.000 Kamala is Joe Montana.

02:56:58.000 Kamala is Patrick Mahomes.

02:57:00.000 Kamala is Peyton Manning or Tom Brady.

02:57:02.000 I ain't rolling with that metaphor any further.

02:57:04.000 Nah, it fells a little bit far.

02:57:06.000 I don't understand the sports references, but I know that she slept her way to the top with a lot of guys.

02:57:09.000 Well, that's very true.

02:57:11.000 I don't know if it helps if you bang the offensive line, but if so... Everybody's fucked on the offensive line.

02:57:17.000 I'd bet on Kamala.

02:57:19.000 If it helps.

02:57:21.000 Look, I mean, side chicks should be ecstatic to go into the voting booth because she's the most successful side chick in the history of modern America.

02:57:29.000 So I guess that if they do a Mount Rushmore of side chicks, Kamala definitely has to be on there.

02:57:34.000 That's exactly right.

02:57:35.000 You can tell your daughter, hey, if you play your cards right, you too can be a side chick.

02:57:39.000 When you're 29 and you sleep with a 60 year old married man, there's no stopping you.

02:57:43.000 No, no.

02:57:44.000 The sky's the limit.

02:57:46.000 By the way, to your point on basketball, I think there were 14 kids that passed out from practicing in Minnesota.

02:57:53.000 So maybe masks on the basketball court was not the best idea.

02:57:56.000 I mean, it's the stupidest idea of all time.

02:57:59.000 you would ever have allowed it. But by the way, if you're not a sports person, you mentioned

02:58:02.000 the paintball shooting at people on the porches. Also, how about just you have a snitch line

02:58:07.000 to turn people in? You cancel Thanksgiving and you talk about what a great neighbor you

02:58:11.000 are? This guy is full of shit on a level that is rarely seen in the history of modern politics.

02:58:18.000 He was saying in Minnesota, we say, mind your business, and he's got a snitch line.

02:58:24.000 And by the way, not a snitch line for somebody who's dealing cocaine out of their house.

02:58:28.000 A snitch line for somebody who's eating turkey with their grandma.

02:58:34.000 That snitch line's not going to help them with the black vote, I'll tell you that much.

02:58:39.000 I saw that, and I know it's wrong of me, it's not Christian.

02:58:42.000 I wanted to send him all of the elements to make a deep fried turkey, but send him the wrong instructions.

02:58:49.000 That's how I felt.

02:58:51.000 Tell him to cook the center at 68 degrees Fahrenheit.

02:58:54.000 No, no, no.

02:58:54.000 Heat the oil first and throw the entire frozen turkey on one carpet.

02:58:59.000 This deep fried turkey will blow you away.

02:59:03.000 I think this is the worst feedback.

02:59:05.000 I saw you were playing CNN and Van Jones.

02:59:08.000 I think it was Van Jones.

02:59:09.000 It was.

02:59:10.000 I saw this and it was amazing.

02:59:14.000 They didn't pick Josh Shapiro, who is in the only state that may well matter here, Pennsylvania, because he's Jewish, because there's too many anti-Semites inside the Democrat Party right now.

02:59:25.000 And instead, they picked a dumb PE teacher who couldn't talk for more than 16 minutes in a state that they already knew they were going to win.

02:59:33.000 Kamala's probably not very bright in the grand scheme of things, but this is an imbecilic decision even for Kamala.

02:59:40.000 At least she was banging a guy who could give her a job in San Francisco.

02:59:43.000 She picked a guy who's going to cost her a job in Minnesota.

02:59:47.000 How sad would it be if she banged Tim Walz and figured out after that she was already going to win Minnesota?

02:59:54.000 You mean I was already ahead?

02:59:57.000 I mean, if you're picking a state... I mean, look, she could have picked the astronaut Mark Kelly down in Arizona.

03:00:03.000 I think that could have helped.

03:00:04.000 I mean, there were a lot of people on the board.

03:00:06.000 Gretchen Whitmer, even though I think she's a witch.

03:00:09.000 Cruella DeVille.

03:00:10.000 I mean, she could have helped in Michigan.

03:00:12.000 She went with a guy in a state she was already going to win who was unlikable and not particularly smart.

03:00:18.000 Instead of the guy in Pennsylvania who would have delivered the state that basically makes it impossible if you win that state for Trump to get to 270.

03:00:27.000 So I'm stunned by how bad he was, honestly.

03:00:31.000 I thought he would be far better.

03:00:33.000 And anybody who's telling you, oh, that was an inspiring speech is an imbecile.

03:00:37.000 I mean, especially compared to the other people, frankly, that we saw tonight, Josh Shapiro, among others.

03:00:42.000 Well yeah, he does.

03:00:42.000 We were talking about how he talks like Jewish Barack Obama, so he's obviously been coached.

03:00:46.000 But I will say this, even though Josh Shapiro was a better speaker, you know, we have a live, it's a two-night event, the live fact-checking.

03:00:52.000 There was nothing to fact-check.

03:00:55.000 There's more to it, I think.

03:00:58.000 They've proposed nothing as far as policies.

03:00:58.000 There's nothing.

03:01:00.000 It was a pep rally.

03:01:00.000 It's all it was.

03:01:01.000 It's all energy and positive.

03:01:03.000 This is still a honeymoon.

03:01:04.000 Everybody's complicating everything.

03:01:06.000 This is still a honeymoon.

03:01:07.000 I don't believe in those polls anyways, but if they are real, it's just a little bump from this.

03:01:13.000 And you guys said, what was the thing you referenced?

03:01:15.000 The poly market?

03:01:17.000 You're a betting man.

03:01:17.000 Did you see the poly market flip in the last week?

03:01:21.000 Yeah, Trump's now up 7, or he was, like, right when I sat down to talk to you guys.

03:01:26.000 I jotted down 7%.

03:01:26.000 53, 46.

03:01:28.000 He was down 10.

03:01:29.000 So this is a 17-point swing.

03:01:31.000 I actually think this RFK Jr.

03:01:33.000 story, if it's sure to endorse Trump, I think it's going to steal all the momentum away from the Democrats this week.

03:01:41.000 It's brilliant.

03:01:41.000 I don't know how long they've had it planned.

03:01:43.000 But I like looking at gambling markets because I'd rather see where people are putting their money as opposed to what people are saying because people lie on television as you guys know all the time.

03:01:53.000 And so show me where the money's going.

03:01:55.000 And the money's pouring in on Trump over the last basically four or five days.

03:02:00.000 And by the way, that's unheard of, because you always get a convention bounce.

03:02:04.000 We talked about that earlier.

03:02:05.000 The last person who didn't get a bounce was John Kerry, and he's basically the Democrats' Mitt Romney.

03:02:10.000 No one liked him.

03:02:11.000 They cancel out.

03:02:12.000 But he didn't lose momentum.

03:02:17.000 This convention has actually lost them momentum.

03:02:20.000 Think about that, because everyone thought, okay, she'll announce her VP pick, you'll have the convention, there'll be some momentum, the honeymoon phase will come, and then she'll have to answer for her policies.

03:02:29.000 The fact that she hasn't answered at all And people are realizing it, that she hasn't given a press conference, that she hasn't given an actual sit-down interview.

03:02:37.000 It's playing against her so badly now because of, and this is why Big Tech wants a stranglehold, because people are aware of it.

03:02:43.000 Even people who may be undecided say, okay, come on now, you do have to start, you do have to actually start speaking to people.

03:02:51.000 So she's actually lost momentum, not gained it with a convention, which is kind of a miracle.

03:02:56.000 And it all started with that economic speech.

03:02:58.000 I heard you guys talking about it.

03:02:59.000 I mean, you're talking about capital gains tax going to nearly 45%, the unrealized capital gains tax, which is absolutely insane, the price controls, even the Washington Post came out.

03:03:11.000 I think that's where the momentum really started to fade.

03:03:14.000 And look, I think what we're going to find out, I think I told you guys this a couple of weeks ago, To me, I come back, and this is the football guy in me, and I know we just heard from Tim Wall's assistant football coach that they're trying to turn into Bill Belichick or Nick Saban.

03:03:30.000 Look, people in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin, the Big Ten states in general, they're not voting for Kamala Harris over Donald Trump.

03:03:40.000 I'm talking about high school graduates, blue-collar workers, Ultimately, they're gonna look at this and say no one of my

03:03:48.000 favorite stats Pennsylvania's the third most rural state in the United

03:03:52.000 States. Most people don't think about it. There's Philly.

03:03:54.000 There's Pittsburgh And then there's a lot of Alabama. Oh, yeah

03:03:57.000 Amy, I think that Trump's gonna win Pennsylvania that he's gonna win, Georgia. I think he's gonna win, North Carolina

03:04:04.000 That's all he needs to do to win in 2024, irrespective of what happens in Nevada, what happens in Arizona.

03:04:11.000 The other thing I'll say is, this is strange, the timing, to me.

03:04:14.000 I mean, we're talking to you guys, it's late at night, it's midnight on the East Coast now.

03:04:20.000 Why in the world, if you're trying to appeal to Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, among others, do you not have your guys coming out to speak, your primo speakers, until after 11 on the East Coast?

03:04:32.000 Most people with kids, most people with real jobs, they've gone to bed and they're not paying attention.

03:04:37.000 You're not really persuading anybody.

03:04:39.000 It's very strange to me.

03:04:41.000 This is a real job, but your point remains.

03:04:43.000 Yeah.

03:04:44.000 And by the way, hey, thanks for staying up late with us here, but just a new thing from Newsweek, obviously a left-leaning Kamala Harris not leading in a single battleground state in a new poll just out.

03:04:55.000 That's huge because the polling has, it's been a little bit kind of hit and miss for Republicans.

03:04:59.000 Well, what are you doing polling people?

03:05:01.000 Mind your own damn business!

03:05:02.000 Apparently we need to mind our own damn business and not take any polls.

03:05:06.000 That's pretty bad, obviously, but we're looking at polymarket and that's an interesting thing.

03:05:10.000 We'll see how the polls go.

03:05:11.000 You had some interesting words about Pete Buttigieg.

03:05:15.000 What were you saying?

03:05:16.000 Somebody needs to talk to this dude.

03:05:18.000 I don't think he's got a lot of skills for other jobs.

03:05:20.000 I know he's moved to Michigan.

03:05:21.000 He's not the mayor of South Bend, Indiana anymore.

03:05:24.000 Somebody just said, like, I'll do it.

03:05:26.000 I'll go out to dinner with him if he wants me to and just stick it right in his face and tell him, take a break from chest feeding.

03:05:31.000 And I'll tell him, I'll tell him, I'll say, Mayor Pete, you have no chance to be elected as a Democrat in any, in either of our lives or around the same age.

03:05:42.000 Black guys are not voting for a gay white guy.

03:05:44.000 And I love how they won't admit it.

03:05:48.000 Like, they're like, man, he does really well in Iowa.

03:05:50.000 He does really well in New Hampshire.

03:05:52.000 But then he doesn't really connect that well with people in the South.

03:05:55.000 This is where I live, alright?

03:05:57.000 I know Southerners well.

03:05:59.000 Black guys aren't voting for a gay white dude.

03:06:02.000 And nobody will say it on television.

03:06:03.000 They always talk around it.

03:06:05.000 He just doesn't have the same appeal when he gets into the Southern states and the Democrat electorate.

03:06:10.000 I'm like, yeah, black guys aren't voting for him.

03:06:12.000 They're not showing up.

03:06:14.000 It's never gonna happen for him.

03:06:15.000 Like, he's not gonna make it happen.

03:06:17.000 Give it up!

03:06:17.000 Maybe.

03:06:18.000 I actually think he would have a better chance of winning as a Republican.

03:06:21.000 Maybe 20 years from now he flips and runs as a Republican.

03:06:24.000 Because I think Republicans would actually be more likely to vote for a gay white guy, ironically enough.

03:06:30.000 You're absolutely right.

03:06:38.000 Black guys won't vote for him because he's gay, and Latinos won't vote for him because of three months paternity leave.

03:06:42.000 If they took paternity leave every time they had a kid, they'd never work.

03:06:46.000 Clay, if you can hold with us, J.D.

03:06:47.000 Vance is talking on CNN.

03:06:49.000 You should be able to hear our feed.

03:06:51.000 Let's hear what he has to say here.

03:06:53.000 policies. They're going to lower the cost of housing, lower the cost of food, secure

03:06:57.000 the southern border, and raise wages for the middle class.

03:07:00.000 And Kamala Harris really can't run on accomplishing that because her policies

03:07:03.000 have in fact caused a lot of the problems and a lot of the suffering that we

03:07:07.000 see in our country. So what you see from the Democrats is instead this argument

03:07:11.000 that if you want to vote for Donald Trump because you want to change the

03:07:14.000 direction of this country, you're somehow a bad person. And I really think

03:07:18.000 that that dark message really doesn't gel at all with the idea that somehow the

03:07:24.000 Democrats are the joyful party. There's a lot of attacks on Donald Trump, a

03:07:29.000 lot of criticisms of what he's done and what he said, not a whole lot of positive

03:07:33.000 vision for how Kamala Harris is going to fix the problems that plague the country.

03:07:38.000 There's also been some criticisms of you, Transportation Secretary Chief Buttigieg,

03:07:43.000 this evening, spoke tonight. He took aim at one of your past comments

03:07:45.000 from 2021 that Americans that don't have children have no physical commitment to the

03:07:51.000 future of this country. I want you to take a listen and get your reaction.

03:07:56.000 You know, Senator, when I deployed to Afghanistan, I didn't have kids then.

03:08:03.000 Many of the men and women who went outside the wire with me didn't have kids either, but let me tell you, our commitment to the future of this country was pretty damn physical.

03:08:12.000 Watch JD Vance, I guarantee he's gonna knock this out of the park.

03:08:14.000 Who is?

03:08:15.000 What's your response?

03:08:17.000 Jake.

03:08:18.000 Well my response Jake is that Pete Buttigieg has taken a sarcastic remark that I made three years ago

03:08:25.000 and turned it into something to distract from the fact that his leadership has seen

03:08:29.000 higher transportation costs, higher fuel costs, and higher...

03:08:33.000 food prices for American citizens all over our country.

03:08:37.000 These guys act so focused on a sarcastic quip that I made that they ignore the fact that

03:08:43.000 under Kamala Harris' leadership, Americans can't afford the basic necessities of a good

03:08:48.000 life in this country.

03:08:50.000 And so I appreciate that Pete Buttigieg pretends to be offended by what I said.

03:08:55.000 I think Pete should be offended by the fact that under his leadership as Secretary of Transportation, the government took in $8 billion to build seven electric vehicle charging facilities at a time when Americans are paying 45% more for the gas that transports them to work.

03:09:11.000 That's what we should be focused on and that's what we should be talking about.

03:09:14.000 And it illustrates, Jake, my entire criticism of the Democratic approach here is...

03:09:18.000 I can't wait to see what Jake Tapper says after he was just passed over and spread.

03:09:24.000 The real record is that Kamala Harris has made this country poorer, Donald Trump made

03:09:28.000 the middle class richer, and he caused a lot of peace and prosperity to break out in this

03:09:34.000 country and all over the world.

03:09:36.000 It's a very simple contrast and I wish the Democrats would focus on the issues.

03:09:42.000 There was another comment about you I wanted to get a reaction to.

03:09:44.000 That was a 465 foot home run.

03:09:45.000 Velocity off the bat, 113.

03:09:46.000 That was a fastball down the middle.

03:09:48.000 He got all of it.

03:09:49.000 By the way, J.D.

03:09:50.000 Velocity off the bat, 113.

03:09:52.000 Get it.

03:09:52.000 Yeah.

03:09:53.000 Of the Green Monster?

03:09:54.000 Yes.

03:09:54.000 Thank you.

03:09:55.000 That was a fastball down the middle.

03:09:57.000 And by the way, JD Vance, do you understand why there was a...

03:09:57.000 He got all of it.

03:10:03.000 This guy looks like he just saw a shadow.

03:10:05.000 It's going to be six more weeks of winter.

03:10:06.000 ...job opening for Running Mate on the TRB ticket?

03:10:10.000 I like them better with the bandana.

03:10:12.000 You're trying to kill your predecessor.

03:10:14.000 Thank you.

03:10:17.000 What?

03:10:18.000 Do you have any reservations at all taking the ticket, taking the opportunity to serve as a vice presidential nominee, given what happened to Vice President Pence on January 6th?

03:10:29.000 That's not the question!

03:10:31.000 No, not at all, Jake.

03:10:32.000 And look, I can't help but laugh at what Jamie Raskin said.

03:10:35.000 These are people who somehow always make themselves the victims.

03:10:39.000 Jamie Raskin should be much more worried about the fact that there are a lot of Americans that can't afford to buy groceries, that can't afford to put their children in a nice home.

03:10:47.000 By the way, fact check, bring up the noose that they had on January 6th of Mike Pence.

03:10:52.000 You couldn't hang the leader of the Lollipop Guild.

03:10:54.000 American politics in 2024 who's whining about what happened to them instead of using their

03:11:01.000 leadership and using their influence to make the lives of American citizens better.

03:11:05.000 I have no reservations about taking this job because I know that if we make Donald J. Trump

03:11:10.000 president of the United States, he's going to deliver rising wages, lower prices, and

03:11:15.000 a secure border.

03:11:17.000 That is all worth it for me, whatever the media or Jamie Raskin says about me.

03:11:23.000 I want to play some of what Governor Walz said.

03:11:28.000 Clay, I know it's late for you, so there you go.

03:11:31.000 There's the noose that we're going to hang Mike Pence with.

03:11:33.000 It has a 5'2 Abercrombie model standing right behind it.

03:11:38.000 Clay, here's my takeaway from this.

03:11:40.000 They hide Kamala Harris from the media because they are terrified of what will happen.

03:11:46.000 And they try to hide J.D.

03:11:48.000 Vance from the American public because they are terrified of what will happen.

03:11:53.000 Your ball, to use a Tim Walz analogy.

03:11:57.000 Vance is a political thoroughbred.

03:11:57.000 Look, J.D.

03:11:59.000 You guys played the answers.

03:12:01.000 I mean, he's killing Jake Tapper on his own show right now on CNN.

03:12:06.000 But I also think this is emblematic of what's going on larger scale.

03:12:09.000 I'm sure you guys saw the Theo Vaughn interview that Trump did.

03:12:12.000 where he's talking about alcoholism and how do you deal with it.

03:12:17.000 Trump is talking to everybody on every level, YouTube bloggers, whether it's

03:12:23.000 like, who's the Aiden Ross guy that my kids like, I mean, it really is wild how

03:12:30.000 he'll go answer questions from anyone, anywhere.

03:12:34.000 JD Vance is going into the lion's den on CNN right now, taking questions on a regular basis.

03:12:39.000 To you guys' point, we know exactly where they stand on a policy perspective.

03:12:43.000 You may not agree with it, But you have a definite idea of what they would do if they came into office.

03:12:49.000 All Kamala Harris has done so far is say that everything that she previously endorsed, she no longer is in favor of.

03:12:56.000 And they just kind of try to get by on bland generalities with the exception of that economic speech she gave last week.

03:13:03.000 Which blew up in her face to such a disaster.

03:13:05.000 I mean, the part where I couldn't believe some of the stuff they said when she was saying, hey, the cost of meat and bread is up 50% since COVID.

03:13:13.000 It's like you're making an advertisement for Trump.

03:13:16.000 People can't afford down payments on homes.

03:13:19.000 I mean, to me, again, economy, border, crime.

03:13:23.000 Trump hits those and keeps hammering.

03:13:25.000 Vance does.

03:13:25.000 J.D.

03:13:26.000 He's going to win, and I don't think it's going to be particularly close.

03:13:28.000 It's very interesting that you bring up her kind of pseudo speech on the economy.

03:13:33.000 I've always had people say this, and these are often people who don't enter the arena, where they'll say, you know what?

03:13:37.000 The fear of the unknown is way worse.

03:13:39.000 Get it over with.

03:13:40.000 I used to have people say that.

03:13:42.000 And then I broke my femur and separated my kneecap.

03:13:46.000 And I thought, oh, this is what I was afraid of.

03:13:48.000 It's way worse.

03:13:49.000 The known is way worse than the unknown.

03:13:51.000 And I think Kamala Harris, they're going, you know, maybe get it over with.

03:13:54.000 The fear of this happening, the fear of this public speaking, the fear of proposing policy, once you get it, rip off the Band-Aid.

03:13:59.000 It's the fear of the unknown that's worse.

03:14:01.000 She did it and she went, oh, no, no, no, no.

03:14:03.000 That's way worse.

03:14:04.000 That hurt way worse than saying nothing.

03:14:06.000 Yeah, and look, we also know that the media is rigged in her favor.

03:14:11.000 So the fact that she can only do one sit-down interview in August, the fact that she can't do a press conference, that she can't just stand there and take questions left and right, I think it's resonating with people that you can't run an entire campaign on vibes.

03:14:27.000 And ultimately, I think What's going to happen down the line is people are going to start to realize what I just told you.

03:14:33.000 Wait a minute.

03:14:33.000 This is a Midwest election.

03:14:35.000 And the reason Joe Biden was able to make the Midwest competitive was because he's an old, unthreatening white guy to a lot of blue-collar white voters.

03:14:45.000 We know it's BS.

03:14:45.000 That worked.

03:14:47.000 We know the idea that Scranton Joe, a union guy like Grandpa Joe sitting around the kitchen table, we know how untrue that actually is.

03:14:56.000 But it worked with low information voters when they were able to hide him in the basement.

03:15:00.000 I don't think Kamala works that same way.

03:15:03.000 I just don't think she has the legacy.

03:15:05.000 I don't think she has the political skill.

03:15:08.000 I don't think she makes people think about their grandpa or their grandma in an unthreatening way like worked in some capacity in the Midwest for Biden.

03:15:17.000 And that's what this race is going to be.

03:15:19.000 Unless she's performing fellatio on them.

03:15:21.000 Clay, where's the best place for people to find you?

03:15:24.000 And we'll have to get you out in studio here sometime soon, but let people know.

03:15:27.000 I thought you were going to say where's the best place for fellatio.

03:15:30.000 I've been married 20 years, I've got no idea.

03:15:33.000 In that case, it's nowhere.

03:15:35.000 Amen.

03:15:37.000 You can find me on Twitter at Clay Travis.

03:15:43.000 You can also find me every day with Buck Sexton 12 to 3 Eastern.

03:15:47.000 I think we're on 500 stations.

03:15:49.000 And by the way, if you are a sports fan and you think the world has gone insane, check out Outkick.

03:15:55.000 I think you'll be entertained.

03:15:57.000 Outkick.com is the site and we still have a lot of fun there even though the world's crazy.

03:16:02.000 Yes, and to be fair, again, Clay and Buck, both good.

03:16:05.000 Clay's probably the better.

03:16:07.000 But Buck is still good.

03:16:08.000 He has a sweet Tecmo Bowl pull.

03:16:10.000 Exactly.

03:16:11.000 So, Clay Travis, thank you so much for taking the time, brother.

03:16:13.000 We appreciate it.

03:16:14.000 Go get some sleep.

03:16:16.000 Y'all keep up the good work.

03:16:17.000 Have fun tomorrow.

03:16:18.000 Hopefully you get some fact checks to actually do fact checks on.

03:16:21.000 it. Clay Travis, everybody.

03:16:21.000 I doubt it.

03:16:28.000 Interesting point here.

03:16:30.000 Bring up that overlay on the media honeymoon for Kamala Harris right now.

03:16:34.000 89% negative Trump coverage, 84% positive Harris coverage right now.

03:16:40.000 We used to talk about this when Donald Trump would get negative coverage and he had far, like, higher negative coverage.

03:16:45.000 We didn't have the comparison of positive to his opponent to run.

03:16:50.000 They couldn't do that with Biden, by the way.

03:16:51.000 They tried for a long time.

03:16:53.000 But with Biden, it was so undeniable that they had to go away from it.

03:16:57.000 But right now, Even with that, these polls are shifting?

03:17:01.000 Is that legacy media?

03:17:03.000 I don't know what they're including, but I'll tell you this.

03:17:05.000 They lie until they realize that people aren't believing it, and then they cheat.

03:17:11.000 That's the simple left playbook.

03:17:13.000 Lie until the lies don't work, then cheat.

03:17:16.000 That's what they did with Biden, replacing him with Kamala.

03:17:18.000 That's what they did with Biden going into the election.

03:17:20.000 Lie, lie, lie, lie.

03:17:21.000 COVID, remember, can't give an interview in the basement, and then cheat.

03:17:25.000 That's what I'm telling you is going to happen in this election.

03:17:28.000 It's a lie, lie, lie, lie, lie about Kamala Harris.

03:17:31.000 And when it doesn't work anymore, they're going to cheat.

03:17:35.000 Mark my words.

03:17:36.000 I don't know if we have that supercut here of Donald Trump.

03:17:40.000 Guys, I know it's a super long speech, but just get me what we have so we can compare tonight the complete lack of policies that people have heard in comparison to Donald Trump's speech that they called meandering and bumbling.

03:17:52.000 Let's go to CNN really quickly.

03:17:53.000 And again, if you guys want to go see the funniest man alive, Nick DiPaolo is going to be in Utah September 27th.

03:18:00.000 NickDip.com for all of his tour dates.

03:18:02.000 Wise guys.

03:18:05.000 Jordan's Landing.

03:18:05.000 Yeah, we do have the supercut, by the way.

03:18:07.000 All right, okay.

03:18:08.000 Let's hear CNN really quickly, and then we'll do the supercut, and then we'll go to Mug Club, which you can join for $15 off.

03:18:16.000 Otherwise, none of this happens.

03:18:17.000 You see that positive media coverage of Kamala and the negative coverage of Donald Trump?

03:18:21.000 There are very few places out there that have as big of a megaphone and platform.

03:18:24.000 This is one of them to help correct that wrong.

03:18:26.000 CNN.

03:18:28.000 R.F.K.

03:18:29.000 Jr.' 's father, Robert F. Kennedy, was probably much more in line with the Democratic Party of today.

03:18:36.000 I think that's a complete myth that suddenly R.F.K.

03:18:40.000 Jr., just because he has the name, represents the party.

03:18:44.000 He's running a campaign that is largely about giving people another option that is not the two major parties, and he's running on all kinds of other He's a conspiracy theorist.

03:18:55.000 Speaking of conspiracies, I do think that your question to JD Vance about They're not.

03:19:02.000 Kamala Harris and Tim Walz being the legitimate Democratic nominees is going to be something

03:19:09.000 that we're going to look back on because we are listening to Donald Trump more and more

03:19:14.000 talking about a coup and talking about what went on that got Kamala Harris to the top

03:19:20.000 of the ticket.

03:19:21.000 The man who is president said he was forced out!

03:19:25.000 On Monday?

03:19:26.000 On Monday!

03:19:27.000 Just ahead, how many people are voting for Kamala Harris?

03:19:31.000 Minnesota delegates reacted to their governor's decision.

03:19:34.000 So bring down CNN for a second. I don't know if this is true but I heard that there were

03:19:38.000 certain words out of the speech that was on the prompter that he left out.

03:19:41.000 And one of those segments had something to do with him being forced out saying he wasn't.

03:19:48.000 I would love for research to see if that's actually true or not

03:19:50.000 because somebody on the floor basically reported like hey I saw like just like me when I was down

03:19:55.000 there I was like look 50 percent of this speech for Donald Trump was off script.

03:19:59.000 They paused the teleprompter.

03:20:00.000 He talked for 10 minutes.

03:20:01.000 Right?

03:20:01.000 You were there.

03:20:02.000 I think somebody did the same thing for Joe Biden and saw parts that he skipped.

03:20:06.000 I don't know if that's 100% true.

03:20:08.000 I don't want to spread a rumor, but it wouldn't, it wouldn't surprise me if Biden was like, I'm not going to say that.

03:20:13.000 There's no way I'm going to say you didn't force me out.

03:20:13.000 Right.

03:20:15.000 You literally came and said the money will dry up.

03:20:17.000 You don't like big donors controlling elections?

03:20:20.000 The money will dry up if you stay in this race.

03:20:23.000 What have you seen on the Republican side that's even close to something like that?

03:20:27.000 They haven't even tried to force RFK off the ticket.

03:20:29.000 The Democrats have.

03:20:30.000 I would like to believe you about the teleprompter and Joe just skipping those parts.

03:20:30.000 That's true.

03:20:35.000 Yeah.

03:20:36.000 He doesn't have the He's not sharp enough to do that.

03:20:39.000 I guarantee you, he hates these people so much that he slept for three days to be prepared to go on at midnight eastern time on frickin' Monday night.

03:20:48.000 It's supposed to be his swan song and he's like, I'm skipping those two parts of this speech.

03:20:54.000 Son of a gun.

03:20:55.000 I'm not here, loser.

03:20:56.000 I'm not here, loser, and you're a sucker.

03:20:58.000 Sucker, loser, sucker.

03:20:59.000 So, look, we're going to go to Mug Club here and take some chat, but before that, think of what you just heard tonight.

03:21:03.000 Think of Tim Walz's speech, and by the way, we could compare it to J.D.

03:21:06.000 Vance, of course, but I do think it's apt to compare it to Donald Trump because they accused Donald Trump, since he gave such a long speech, of being meandering, of being meaningless, of being negative.

03:21:16.000 Donald Trump's speech, and just like Clay Travis said right now, you may, even if you don't like it, At least you know where the guy stands.

03:21:23.000 And when people talk, hey, let's distill this for a second.

03:21:26.000 Masculinity.

03:21:27.000 And I don't mean red pill versus feminist and toxic masculinity versus soft masculinity.

03:21:35.000 I mean, masculinity.

03:21:37.000 Can you be a man?

03:21:39.000 Let's compare J.D.

03:21:39.000 Walls and J.D.

03:21:41.000 Sorry, J.D.

03:21:41.000 Let's compare Tim Walz and J.D.

03:21:41.000 Walls.

03:21:43.000 Vance.

03:21:45.000 Donald Trump.

03:21:46.000 Can you actually be a man if nobody knows where you stand?

03:21:50.000 Isn't that kind of one of the first prerequisites is, hey, I don't agree with you, or maybe I don't even like you, but at least I know where you line up.

03:21:59.000 I don't believe that it's possible to be a grown man, to be a real man, if people have no idea what your beliefs, what your values actually are.

03:22:08.000 So everything you heard tonight from every single person, and that's not hyperbole, The lack, I don't even want to say lack of substance, the lack of anything meaningful probably made my fever jump to 103.

03:22:23.000 It was already pretty bad before tonight.

03:22:25.000 But let's give you a direct comparison between that and Donald Trump's speech.

03:22:30.000 See if you can spot the clear policy delineations and then we'll see you on Mug Club.

03:22:35.000 At the center of our plan for economic relief are massive tax cuts for workers that Include something else that's turned out to be very popular actually.

03:22:47.000 Here it's very popular.

03:22:48.000 This building and all those hotels that I saw that are so nice.

03:22:52.000 I'm staying in a nice one.

03:22:54.000 It's called no tax on tips.

03:22:57.000 No tax on tips.

03:23:00.000 No tax on tips.

03:23:02.000 Union and non-union should be voting for Donald Trump because we're going to bring back car manufacturing and we're going to bring it back fast.

03:23:11.000 They're building some of the largest auto plants anywhere in the world.

03:23:15.000 Think of it.

03:23:16.000 In the world.

03:23:17.000 We're going to bring it back.

03:23:18.000 We're going to make them.

03:23:18.000 We don't mind that.

03:23:20.000 We don't mind that happening.

03:23:21.000 But those plants are going to be built in the United States and our people are going to man those plants.

03:23:26.000 And if they don't agree with us, we'll put a tariff of Approximately 100 to 200 percent on each car, and they will be unsellable in the United States.

03:23:35.000 At the heart of the Republican platform is our pledge to end this border nightmare and

03:23:41.000 fully restore the sacred and sovereign borders of the United States of America.

03:23:45.000 And we're going to do that on day one.

03:23:53.000 That means two things on day one, right?

03:23:56.000 Drill, baby, drill, and close our borders.

03:24:00.000 The years of war, weakness, and chaos will be over.

03:24:05.000 I don't have wars.

03:24:07.000 I had no wars other than ISIS, which I defeated, but that was a war that was started.

03:24:11.000 We had no wars.

03:24:12.000 I could stop wars with a telephone call.

03:24:15.000 I could stop wars with just a telephone call.

03:24:20.000 If properly stated, it would never start.

03:24:23.000 We will replenish our military and build an Iron Dome missile defense system to ensure that no enemy can strike our homeland.

03:24:32.000 And this great Iron Dome will be built entirely in the USA.

Louder with Crowder - August 22, 2024

DNC Mega Livestream Fact-Check | Round 1

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