Louder with Crowder - January 12, 2022


Elections Are OVER! No More Voter ID! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

181.13072

Word Count

12,655

Sentence Count

1,154

Misogynist Sentences

58

Hate Speech Sentences

47


Summary

On this week's episode of DRAMATIC, Geraldine and Vanessa talk about Joe Biden and Kamala Harris' unlikely path to becoming the next president of the United States, and why they think it's a good idea for her to run for president in 2020.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵 Outro Music 🎵 🎵 Upbeat Music 🎵
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00:01:14.000 Next to wet markets, that's how we do.
00:01:21.000 But this time, something just escaped.
00:01:28.000 I just wanted to.
00:01:30.000 There's lots you ought to know.
00:01:34.000 Oops my bad I swear I never meant for you
00:01:43.000 I never meant Don't look at me that way
00:01:55.000 It was a Chinese mistake Don't look at me
00:02:04.000 Don't look at me that way.
00:02:13.000 A Chinese mistake.
00:02:18.000 Always mistakes.
00:02:20.000 Sometimes.
00:02:21.000 When I'm in the wild Pathogens get away
00:02:30.000 Chinese flu I swear I never meant for this
00:02:40.000 I never meant Don't look at me that way
00:02:52.000 you Yeah.
00:02:55.000 It was a Chinese mistake Don't look at me that way
00:03:05.000 It was a Chinese mistake An honest mistake
00:03:12.000 Don't look at me that way Yeah.
00:03:37.000 oh It was a Chinese mistake
00:03:44.000 Don't look at me that way It was a Chinese mistake
00:03:53.000 Chinese mistake powered by theONLYREE
00:04:01.000 the only way to get to the end of the world is to use the power of the universe.
00:04:05.000 The only way to get to the end of the world is to use the power of the universe.
00:04:21.000 DRAMATICAL!
00:04:23.000 dot com.
00:04:24.000 i went with the original channel i'm not sure if i should have done this
00:04:28.000 i'm not sure if i should have done this i'm not sure if i should have done this
00:05:04.000 i'm not sure if i should have done this A little hot.
00:05:08.000 A little bit hot.
00:05:09.000 Blisters.
00:05:10.000 A little bit hot.
00:05:11.000 Coming in hot, by the way.
00:05:12.000 We have a lot to get to today.
00:05:14.000 Just an absolute ton.
00:05:16.000 To get to.
00:05:17.000 And it's tough to keep track sometimes of the gain of function and, you know, Fauci, or as he's commonly referred to, the science, with gain of function.
00:05:28.000 So there is something new that has come out that is even more damning.
00:05:31.000 And I know it's kind of like Russiagate, you know, people sometimes they go, Oh, what happened?
00:05:35.000 And I feel like this has been going on for a long time.
00:05:37.000 No, there's new information that is as damning as any that has come out.
00:05:39.000 We'll talk about that.
00:05:40.000 Also, uh, voting.
00:05:42.000 I don't know if you know this, but if former Vice President Joe Biden has his way, and President Harris, um, his words, not mine.
00:05:53.000 All references will be available not only at loudearthgratter.com, in this show, on video.
00:05:58.000 Well, so believe your lying eyes and ears.
00:06:01.000 And scent, if your, uh, sense of smell if you're near former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:06:05.000 Um, it's the shoes!
00:06:08.000 So, He actually wants to make sure that not only do we not have the filibuster, but that you never need I.D.
00:06:15.000 to vote again.
00:06:16.000 Oh, well that's convenient.
00:06:17.000 Yeah.
00:06:18.000 So I say, look, I actually agree with that if you don't need I.D.
00:06:23.000 to purchase a firearm.
00:06:24.000 Okay.
00:06:25.000 A six pack.
00:06:26.000 Drive a car.
00:06:27.000 Right.
00:06:28.000 Check out a library book.
00:06:29.000 Right.
00:06:29.000 Or rent a... come on, by the hour.
00:06:33.000 I... by the hour.
00:06:34.000 You don't need I.D.
00:06:35.000 for that.
00:06:35.000 You don't need I.D.
00:06:35.000 You don't need I.D.
00:06:36.000 You just need some mayoral position.
00:06:38.000 Yeah.
00:06:40.000 You just need to be in charge of the next rung.
00:06:42.000 That was the meeting.
00:06:43.000 People were like, ah, I really got my eye on this Kamala.
00:06:45.000 What do you think she's into?
00:06:47.000 Power.
00:06:48.000 Yeah.
00:06:49.000 Just get some of that.
00:06:51.000 She's like a pop-out book.
00:06:52.000 She's a real power bottom.
00:06:54.000 Yes, yes.
00:06:55.000 Because she polls at the bottom.
00:06:57.000 Yes, that's what I meant by that.
00:06:59.000 At the bottom of the polls in the Democratic primary.
00:07:02.000 She tugs at it.
00:07:02.000 No one was less popular.
00:07:05.000 Literally they had a stage of everybody.
00:07:07.000 Think about it, there was Bernie Sanders, there was Swalwell, there was Hickenlooper, and then still Kamala Harris had to pull back, had to jerk the curtain and peer her ugly face in.
00:07:19.000 Remember me?
00:07:20.000 Yeah, don't forget Beto and Booker were still alive at the point.
00:07:23.000 She was pulling below them.
00:07:25.000 Yeah, she was hiding behind Beto's quarter pipe.
00:07:27.000 They're going crazy and I'm reaping all the benefits.
00:07:29.000 I'm reaping all the benefits.
00:07:31.000 Losing his mind.
00:07:32.000 Okay, so let me ask you this.
00:07:33.000 Comment of the day.
00:07:34.000 This is the best thing you can do when we're back on YouTube.
00:07:36.000 By the way, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:07:38.000 Eastern, okay?
00:07:39.000 If you don't see us on YouTube and we don't tell you why we're not here, then that just means we're on Rumble.
00:07:45.000 We're on Mug Club.
00:07:46.000 So go watch it over there, okay?
00:07:48.000 Hold on, hey, Gerald, hold on, I need you to say, go to Gerald for a second.
00:07:52.000 Go to Gerald.
00:07:53.000 What for?
00:07:54.000 Because I don't have it.
00:07:55.000 Oh, gross.
00:07:56.000 I had something in my mouth that I had to get rid of.
00:07:57.000 A hammer was on you.
00:07:58.000 Why would you do that to me?
00:07:59.000 Have you ever, this is what I want you to comment, have you ever seen a sitting former
00:08:03.000 vice president refer to American citizens as domestic enemies?
00:08:09.000 And we're going to get to that in a second, because remember when people got really mad
00:08:12.000 that Donald Trump was saying that the liberal media is the enemy of the people?
00:08:17.000 Right, yeah.
00:08:18.000 You know, at first it was actually a Stalin quote that they misquoted to him, and then he kind of said it, but... Oops.
00:08:24.000 I don't disagree.
00:08:25.000 For crying out loud, Brian Williams, I mean, if he's not the enemy of the American people, then you can't have enemies!
00:08:31.000 Right.
00:08:32.000 With friends like him, who needs journalists?
00:08:34.000 I don't have any.
00:08:36.000 That's my question for you, and of course there's the promo code.
00:08:38.000 It's LWCReturns, $20 off Mug Club.
00:08:40.000 We'll be doing another 45 minutes here today and a full show this Friday, where we review Don't Look Up.
00:08:47.000 Do we have to?
00:08:48.000 Spoiler alert!
00:08:49.000 It's crap.
00:08:52.000 What happens if we do look up?
00:08:53.000 So before we move into all of these topics and more, Gerald A. is here.
00:08:56.000 How are you?
00:08:57.000 I am well, sir.
00:08:57.000 How are you doing?
00:08:58.000 I'm doing fine.
00:08:59.000 You know, I don't have any of the symptoms from the Omnicorp virus.
00:09:02.000 The only thing I have left is just being tired.
00:09:04.000 Yeah.
00:09:04.000 About it.
00:09:05.000 Right.
00:09:05.000 Not super rundown, like less than a cold.
00:09:08.000 Yeah.
00:09:08.000 Well, you're tired.
00:09:09.000 That's the excuse his wife has been using for months.
00:09:11.000 Ah!
00:09:12.000 We got our second kid on the way!
00:09:13.000 She has Omicron ten months out of the year.
00:09:18.000 You got any Midol for that Omicron?
00:09:22.000 Not when I'm over.
00:09:24.000 Whoa!
00:09:25.000 Hey!
00:09:26.000 Jeez!
00:09:26.000 What?
00:09:27.000 What?
00:09:27.000 Bilt Bar flying at your head in a moment.
00:09:29.000 Why?
00:09:30.000 Well, I think Get Roman's going to become a sponsor soon enough.
00:09:32.000 Oh, that's going to be fun.
00:09:33.000 This has nothing to do with your wife, by the way.
00:09:35.000 I'm sorry, Mrs. Morgan.
00:09:36.000 We did not mean anything.
00:09:38.000 Dave, apologize to Gerald before we go.
00:09:39.000 I'm sorry, Gerald.
00:09:40.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:09:40.000 No, you apologize to my wife!
00:09:43.000 I'm sorry, Mrs. Gerald.
00:09:43.000 I have nothing to apologize for.
00:09:45.000 I was implying that she doesn't want to have intimate relations with you, which is reasonable.
00:09:49.000 He was implying that he was having intimate relations with her, like she was some kind of Kamala wannabe.
00:09:54.000 I wasn't implying, I was telling him about it.
00:09:56.000 You just insulted me again in your explanation!
00:10:00.000 I did do that.
00:10:03.000 I did do that.
00:10:03.000 I was kidding.
00:10:04.000 She likes them tall.
00:10:05.000 Yes, she does.
00:10:06.000 That's why I wear stilts.
00:10:11.000 Just when you think Dave's gonna apologize.
00:10:13.000 By the way, I apologize to Mrs. Morgan.
00:10:15.000 There was a Santa on stilts.
00:10:16.000 I don't know if this... Sorry, guys.
00:10:17.000 You know what?
00:10:18.000 If you're okay that we went off the rails this quickly, we're gonna get to the meat.
00:10:21.000 Smash the like button.
00:10:22.000 Because this is a true story.
00:10:23.000 There was a Santa at... You know they do that tree lighting?
00:10:26.000 Yeah.
00:10:26.000 Yeah.
00:10:27.000 There was a Santa on stilts.
00:10:28.000 And these were high stilts.
00:10:29.000 And I walked right up to him.
00:10:31.000 At this point I was... Supposed to low stilts?
00:10:32.000 Right.
00:10:33.000 Yes.
00:10:33.000 Well, yeah.
00:10:34.000 There are degrees of stilt.
00:10:35.000 That's true, I don't want to make fun of it.
00:10:36.000 This required talent, right?
00:10:37.000 So, I walked right up to him.
00:10:39.000 My dad was in tears because I had been training Muay Thai at this point, and I walked right up to him, looked at him, and I turned my hips over like I was going to leg kick his stilt right out from under him, and he went, and then he almost fell, but just from the deke!
00:10:52.000 I'm a child!
00:10:53.000 Do you have any idea how violent that would be?
00:10:54.000 A Santa, nine feet up on stilts, if you just swept the legs?
00:11:00.000 I think most people who do stilts for a living do die in a fake-out stilt kick accident.
00:11:05.000 Right, yes.
00:11:06.000 Like the guy who created the segway who died segwaying off a cliff.
00:11:09.000 Is that not the best?
00:11:10.000 He's like, I just lost control.
00:11:12.000 I was going three miles an hour.
00:11:14.000 It's like I could just jump off.
00:11:17.000 He tried to jump off and it followed him. He's like, oh no, this is gonna hurt.
00:11:22.000 At least he looks cool doing it.
00:11:25.000 He's like, kick flip, ha ha.
00:11:28.000 He got his pants tucked into his sock, a clip on tie. He's like, safety first. Oh no, what's
00:11:34.000 that an Acme cliff?
00:11:35.000 Good thing I have a helmet.
00:11:37.000 Someone hits a button and anvil falls on them.
00:11:40.000 So, also I guess I should introduce him here now.
00:11:44.000 He's going to be at the Civic Auditorium in Redding, California, January 15th.
00:11:48.000 January 16th at the Crest Theater in San Francisco.
00:11:52.000 Dave Landau, how are you, sir?
00:11:53.000 Ahoy!
00:11:54.000 Good?
00:11:54.000 I'm good, I can't complain.
00:11:56.000 You know, I'm living.
00:11:58.000 Heart's beating.
00:11:59.000 Alright.
00:11:59.000 So far.
00:12:01.000 That's about all you can ask.
00:12:02.000 So, before I move on, according to this random lady, we want to watch this.
00:12:06.000 You have to wear masks while eating now.
00:12:12.000 What you want?
00:12:14.000 You wanted to ask me where my mask was?
00:12:17.000 Why?
00:12:19.000 But how the f*** am I going to eat with a mask on?
00:12:21.000 How am I going to eat?
00:12:23.000 You want me to eat?
00:12:23.000 Y'all, how are we supposed to eat?
00:12:25.000 This woman is going to come over and ask me why I ain't got my mask on, mask right here.
00:12:28.000 She's going to ask me why I ain't got no mask on.
00:12:30.000 I'm trying to eat my god damn food.
00:12:32.000 Now how the f*** am I going to eat my god damn food with no mask on?
00:12:34.000 This woman right here is going to ask me.
00:12:37.000 Where our masks at?
00:12:38.000 She ain't come over here and say, hey, how you doing?
00:12:40.000 What you doing?
00:12:40.000 How you been?
00:12:42.000 Cuz, what's up?
00:12:43.000 Farmer's Market, how you been?
00:12:44.000 Susan King right now come over here and embarrass herself.
00:12:46.000 It's a white slur.
00:12:47.000 And we ain't did nothing to her.
00:12:50.000 Over our damn masks.
00:12:52.000 How we gonna eat?
00:12:53.000 Y'all eating the same damn... She thought she had a hood pass with her one Tito glove.
00:12:57.000 Yeah, her Michael Jackson.
00:12:59.000 They're at a casino, right?
00:13:00.000 Yeah.
00:13:05.000 The healthiest places in America.
00:13:10.000 You know what I love about that?
00:13:11.000 Is usually gay black men love fat white guys.
00:13:14.000 That didn't work out well for her.
00:13:15.000 Yeah, they sure don't.
00:13:17.000 That's what I love, is you're gonna go up to the sassiest looking man there, who looks like the woman from SNL.
00:13:22.000 While you're wearing a couch throw?
00:13:24.000 Yeah, and just think you're gonna... I hate... God, I hate Karens like that.
00:13:28.000 She had her mask below her nose too, by the way.
00:13:30.000 I don't know if you saw that.
00:13:31.000 Why did she have one surgical glove?
00:13:32.000 Was she off her shift at Subway?
00:13:34.000 Yeah.
00:13:36.000 That was her bandit pulling arm hand.
00:13:38.000 That's true, that was her slot hand.
00:13:40.000 And by the way, when people try and say like, oh it's racist to do voices or something, how did I know when I first watched that clip, within two seconds, the man filming is a gay black man?
00:13:49.000 I don't know, his voice?
00:13:50.000 Yeah!
00:13:51.000 I have no idea.
00:13:53.000 I try not to make those assumptions.
00:13:54.000 This farmer's market chalk demon.
00:13:57.000 Farmer's market USDA motherfucker.
00:13:59.000 I get the chalk demon thing, I just didn't get the farmer's market thing.
00:14:02.000 Because white people go to farmer's markets.
00:14:04.000 You're saying black people can't farm?
00:14:07.000 They go to urban farmer's markets.
00:14:09.000 Let's do that again.
00:14:10.000 I go to urban farmer's markets.
00:14:14.000 Yeah, let's go.
00:14:15.000 Yeah, let's dig that grave one more time, Gerald.
00:14:19.000 Which is, by the way, where they often urban farm.
00:14:24.000 All right, I got some turnips and some eggplants.
00:14:26.000 And oh, that shit, that was my brother.
00:14:28.000 He's right here.
00:14:28.000 I forgot that we put him here in this plot.
00:14:32.000 Finding Aretha?
00:14:34.000 No, it's now Urethra.
00:14:36.000 And I got Flomax to fix that shit.
00:14:39.000 Now, UTI.
00:14:40.000 It is frosty.
00:14:42.000 Sock it to me.
00:14:44.000 So before we move on to, uh, again, just because some people think that I was lying and I was not, uh, while giving a speech on voting rights in Atlanta.
00:14:52.000 By voting rights, I mean no identification necessary.
00:14:55.000 Let's be very clear.
00:14:56.000 Otherwise it could, because if you believe in ID, you're a Klansman.
00:15:00.000 Uh, Biden, uh, his dementia is showing this week in Biden.
00:15:05.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:15:10.000 Last week, President Harris and I stood in the United States Capitol.
00:15:15.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:15:20.000 I mean, I don't even have a note for this.
00:15:25.000 Was he ever smart?
00:15:28.000 It's not even a case of dementia anymore.
00:15:30.000 It's just he's an idiot.
00:15:33.000 They're transitioning.
00:15:34.000 They've been telling me to start easing it in there.
00:15:36.000 President Harris.
00:15:38.000 Who told you?
00:15:39.000 She did.
00:15:40.000 He's the only person with a 40-year history of dementia.
00:15:43.000 And he's the only person in an office of power she hasn't slept with.
00:15:46.000 Well, that's because he physically can't.
00:15:48.000 She's just waiting him out.
00:15:51.000 That guy ate eight blue pills and he's like, I don't know.
00:15:53.000 I'm taking the Cialis like M&M's.
00:15:55.000 I think Hunter's taking them, replacing them with Tic Tacs again.
00:15:59.000 Well, he's putting them in the Swiss cheese holes and smoking them.
00:16:02.000 It's faster blood plasma level.
00:16:03.000 The guy, Kat, couldn't scratch it.
00:16:06.000 So, I need to smell a child.
00:16:07.000 Yes.
00:16:08.000 There it is.
00:16:08.000 I need my essence.
00:16:10.000 Fill up.
00:16:11.000 It's like smelling cells.
00:16:12.000 That's what happens every time he soils himself.
00:16:14.000 They just take a 12-year-old boy and wave him.
00:16:17.000 He's like Yogi Bear with a pie on the windowsill.
00:16:20.000 Hey boo boo, I think there's a 12-year-old boy.
00:16:23.000 Just floating through the air.
00:16:25.000 Ooh, following his nose.
00:16:27.000 Ah, pedophiles!
00:16:29.000 Toucan Sam.
00:16:31.000 Just follow your pedophile nose!
00:16:33.000 Minor attracted person, Stephen.
00:16:35.000 Children are great!
00:16:37.000 So, um, let me get to the Fauci thing here.
00:16:41.000 And I know that this is something it's hard to keep track of for a lot of people.
00:16:44.000 This is what I do for a living, and sometimes I go, okay, didn't we already prove that this guy knew about gain of function?
00:16:48.000 Let me give you a brief recap, because it happened yesterday while we were live on air with Rand Paul.
00:16:54.000 And your point was the best yesterday, by the way, about Rand Paul and Fauci accusing Rand Paul of trying to kill him.
00:17:00.000 From Iowa?
00:17:01.000 Yeah, from Iowa.
00:17:02.000 From Iowa.
00:17:03.000 There was a guy 2,000 miles away?
00:17:05.000 2,000 miles away.
00:17:06.000 He beat AOC's distance.
00:17:09.000 He did.
00:17:10.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:17:11.000 A transgender swimmer could get there faster.
00:17:16.000 On land.
00:17:17.000 He had a gun and was nine states away?
00:17:19.000 That sounds horrific.
00:17:20.000 Exactly.
00:17:20.000 I'm like, oh yeah, really, tell me more.
00:17:23.000 And there was also a guy with a camp gun and connected it.
00:17:26.000 I don't feel safe anywhere!
00:17:28.000 Oh, we had very loud whippets.
00:17:29.000 Yes!
00:17:31.000 So Fauci told Congress that he never saw grant money, right, funding the gain-of-function research.
00:17:36.000 Okay, you guys all remember this.
00:17:37.000 The House Republicans then released new emails.
00:17:40.000 Now, these emails made it clear that, let me read the quote for you, by January 27, 2020, Dr. Fauci knew that the NIAID had funded EcoHealth, the WIV, Wuhan Institute of Virology, was a subgrantee of EcoHealth, and EcoHealth was not in compliance with its grant
00:17:53.000 reporting in particular that the national infection they knew that they had gain of
00:17:57.000 function potential okay for novel bat coronaviruses this is something that you
00:18:00.000 already know I just want to make sure so you understand what is
00:18:04.000 new now the emails also show that Fauci and Francis Collins colluded with other
00:18:11.000 scientists to put down the lab leak theory So it's not that, okay, there was funding of the research and he was warned about it.
00:18:19.000 Now there's no plausible deniability because there's evidence, all references available at ladderofcredit.com, link in the description, that they were saying, how do we punt this?
00:18:28.000 How do we get rid of this?
00:18:29.000 How do we bury this?
00:18:31.000 And they did it even though there were some high profile scientists in the same email chain Who told them that it was possible.
00:18:36.000 That this came from a lab.
00:18:37.000 They said 70-30 to 60-40 on it.
00:18:40.000 So it wasn't like a remote possibility that they were just like, hey, it's 90% that it didn't, I got like 10% maybe that it did.
00:18:46.000 It was like, hey, I'm almost 50-50 that this thing may have come from this lab.
00:18:50.000 And yet, that's what Rand Paul pointed out.
00:18:52.000 He's like, then you put something out in Wired Magazine to run cover.
00:18:56.000 And you came out and said no.
00:18:57.000 And people got kicked off of YouTube for saying this.
00:19:00.000 We got kicked off of YouTube for saying this!
00:19:02.000 We got kicked off of YouTube for saying this!
00:19:04.000 Not people!
00:19:05.000 This guy!
00:19:06.000 Exactly.
00:19:07.000 Well, I think mostly it was my fault.
00:19:09.000 Yes, it was your fault.
00:19:10.000 Who'd have thought that of all the hard strikes, two of them were from Gerald?
00:19:14.000 It's funny, people on the road are always like, you gotta stop getting kicked off.
00:19:17.000 I'm like, literally never was me.
00:19:20.000 It's never happened.
00:19:21.000 It's just been the cold, hard facts that have gotten us thrown off of the air.
00:19:25.000 It's been Gerald.
00:19:26.000 You know what it is?
00:19:26.000 You know how we know we're gonna get kicked off YouTube?
00:19:28.000 Is anytime Gerald says, like, something accurate, he says, hey, can you pull up the CDC stats for a second?
00:19:33.000 Well, and we're gone.
00:19:34.000 What happened?
00:19:35.000 Yeah, that's weird.
00:19:36.000 Hey, do you know that it's like 60-40 from this doctor saying that it was from a- oh shoot, there we go.
00:19:39.000 And by the way, if he's saying 60-40 or 70-30, it's a really dangerous position to take.
00:19:44.000 Yeah.
00:19:45.000 You know that it's more like- it's probably 70-30 the other way.
00:19:49.000 Oh yeah, because he's pushing it up.
00:19:51.000 Yeah, if a doctor's saying like, I don't know, I think there's a 30 or 40 percent chance that maybe it came from a lab, what that doctor is saying is, it came from a lab!
00:19:59.000 That's why they scribble their names, so they're like, that's not my signature on your brother that OD'd on Vicodin.
00:20:04.000 Right!
00:20:07.000 They're a shady bunch.
00:20:08.000 For the last time, it was methadone.
00:20:10.000 I used to be a Vicodin addict, now I'm a methadone addict.
00:20:14.000 Okay, I do both.
00:20:15.000 Well, it improves my high.
00:20:18.000 So, high-profile scientists in the same email chain said, look, there's a strong possibility that this came from a lab.
00:20:23.000 And then you have Fauci and Francis Collins saying, how do we get rid of this?
00:20:28.000 How do we make sure that this doesn't get out?
00:20:30.000 You're about to say something, Tony.
00:20:30.000 Yeah, Mission Control was saying that one of the scientists that was saying that is the doctor that discovered the SARS receptor.
00:20:36.000 Ah!
00:20:36.000 So it's not just nobody.
00:20:37.000 Some random doctor.
00:20:38.000 No, no, no, no.
00:20:39.000 Yeah.
00:20:39.000 By the way, what a miserable existence that is.
00:20:42.000 They put that on his headstone.
00:20:43.000 It's like, discovered the SARS receptor.
00:20:45.000 Yeah, for all the horrible diseases that everybody hates.
00:20:49.000 I'm the reason that people were locked down in Toronto.
00:20:53.000 What happened to him?
00:20:54.000 Did a Clinton kill him?
00:20:55.000 Well not yet.
00:20:56.000 Oh.
00:20:58.000 I mean, as far as we know.
00:20:58.000 There could be a body double.
00:20:59.000 We'll see.
00:20:59.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:21:00.000 We don't know.
00:21:01.000 He's breaking his hyoid in a cell somewhere.
00:21:03.000 Now, remember, back in May, so these emails were going back and forth.
00:21:07.000 This is what is different.
00:21:08.000 Fauci knew about it.
00:21:09.000 These doctors, who were reputable doctors.
00:21:11.000 The science, as you would refer to them.
00:21:12.000 And also, let's keep one thing in perspective.
00:21:14.000 When people say the science, can we all agree, when people say common ground, okay?
00:21:18.000 I want you to comment here below, because I know that there are a lot of people who are liberal.
00:21:24.000 Really?
00:21:25.000 Yes.
00:21:25.000 watching right now who watch this show.
00:21:26.000 Our number one city where people watch is Los Angeles, like San Francisco.
00:21:30.000 Really?
00:21:31.000 Yes.
00:21:32.000 Yeah, because we have a lot of people who watch right now.
00:21:33.000 You're a conservative living in blue states.
00:21:36.000 Fox News caters to fly over country.
00:21:38.000 If I hear rascal flats, life is a highway one more time, I'm going to blow my brains
00:21:41.000 out.
00:21:42.000 Don't do it.
00:21:43.000 But a lot of you, I understand, you sort of are misfits.
00:21:45.000 And so a lot of you who are watching right now, I'm speaking to the individual, you're
00:21:49.000 probably a conservative who lives in a relatively blue area or in a blue area of work.
00:21:55.000 So this is something that I would hope everyone can agree with.
00:21:59.000 If we're talking about common ground.
00:22:01.000 The science.
00:22:02.000 Don't you want as many reputable scientists as possible?
00:22:05.000 Do you want it to be a dictatorship?
00:22:08.000 Does the science mean Fauci?
00:22:09.000 Because in this case, we have many doctors.
00:22:12.000 Now, we know he's already discounted the other doctors from Stanford, from Harvard, from Oxford.
00:22:16.000 You know, some doctors have actually seen patients.
00:22:18.000 We know that they've tried to revoke the actual medical license of Dr. Peter McCullough, who was on this show.
00:22:23.000 What?
00:22:24.000 Nine months ago?
00:22:25.000 We know that there were doctors who were banned who said early on that we're seeing people in our practice in Southern California and this COVID-19 does not have the two to four percent mortality rate that was being touted at that point.
00:22:38.000 We know that we've discounted those doctors, but what about in this case the doctors who were on a closed email chain with Fauci, meaning he was fine with it.
00:22:46.000 He was fine with it at that point.
00:22:48.000 This input was to be included until he didn't like what they had to say.
00:22:53.000 Shouldn't we all agree that science should include as many valuable scientific minds as possible?
00:22:59.000 So, let me just establish that.
00:23:01.000 That's what's different.
00:23:01.000 Now, keep in mind, this is also why it matters.
00:23:04.000 Back in May of 2020, which would have been Again, we're talking about these emails. You can see what
00:23:09.000 happened. He already knew about this.
00:23:11.000 This is when Fauci claimed pretty definitively that it was not, meaning it, the virus man-made
00:23:18.000 and that it had not escaped in a lab. This is May of 2020 when these emails were going on,
00:23:22.000 which we now know. If you look at the evolution of the virus in bats and what's out there now,
00:23:32.000 it's very, very strongly leaning towards this could not have been artificially or deliberately
00:23:38.000 manipulated. Wrong.
00:23:40.000 Apparently 60% is very, very strongly.
00:23:44.000 A number of very qualified evolutionary biologists have said that everything about stepwise evolution over time strongly indicates that it evolved in nature and then jumped species.
00:23:58.000 Someone will say, well, maybe somebody took it from the lab, put it in the lab, and then it escaped from the lab.
00:24:06.000 But that means it was in the wild to begin with.
00:24:10.000 So that's why I don't get what they're talking about.
00:24:13.000 If it isn't manipulated in the lab, and you're trying to say it escaped from the lab, then how did it get in the lab?
00:24:21.000 It was in the wild.
00:24:21.000 Well, you were in the wild, too, once.
00:24:23.000 You spent the last 90 years in a cubicle.
00:24:25.000 What is he trying to say?
00:24:26.000 At some point, there was something in nature, and then there was a lab, and we mutated it into an ungodly virus that didn't exist in nature, so I think that we can all agree this is from natural causes.
00:24:37.000 Why is he laughing?
00:24:38.000 I know.
00:24:39.000 He's like, oh boy, then it got out of the lab, and then everybody got sick.
00:24:42.000 Yeah.
00:24:43.000 He's the kind of person who would look at Phil Hartman's body and be like, NATURAL CAUSES!
00:24:47.000 Yeah.
00:24:48.000 Could've been the vid.
00:24:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:50.000 His wife was all hopped up on COVID.
00:24:52.000 Lorena Bobbitt?
00:24:53.000 His penis went out of, uh, it was thrown from the Camry from natural causes!
00:24:58.000 Well, actually, Dr. Fauci, it would mean that it's been in the wild and it hasn't done anybody any harm until you brought it to a lab in the middle of a hugely populated place next to a wet market.
00:25:09.000 Right.
00:25:09.000 Maybe that's something we should look at, even if it wasn't manipulated.
00:25:12.000 Like Wolverine.
00:25:12.000 There's a point you could make on all of this.
00:25:14.000 Well, Wolverine was in the woods, and when we took Did he become superhuman when we forged adamantium to his exoskeleton?
00:25:25.000 I'm not sure, but at one point he was existing without us.
00:25:31.000 I tickled him without gloves.
00:25:32.000 Just don't piss off the virus and put it in his head.
00:25:36.000 Then I had lunch.
00:25:37.000 You made a good point too about Fauci's wife.
00:25:40.000 Yeah, Fauci's wife, so it's really interesting.
00:25:43.000 She's actually the Chief of Ethics for the NIH.
00:25:46.000 That's his wife?
00:25:47.000 Wow.
00:25:47.000 Doing gravy.
00:25:49.000 Chief of Ethics.
00:25:51.000 It looks like Will Ferrell playing Janet Reno.
00:25:54.000 Looks like one of the King Friday puppets from Mr. Rogers' paper.
00:25:57.000 Oh lord.
00:25:58.000 You expect to see it on a finger like, is that ad hominem?
00:26:01.000 Yep!
00:26:01.000 As good as he looks for 80, Thought he could have done better.
00:26:04.000 That is the grossest sex.
00:26:06.000 Can you imagine?
00:26:08.000 Ugh.
00:26:10.000 Ah!
00:26:10.000 Ah!
00:26:11.000 Oh boy!
00:26:13.000 Ah!
00:26:13.000 This feeling occurs nowhere in nature!
00:26:15.000 That's why he's making viruses.
00:26:18.000 He's just trying to get rid of that.
00:26:20.000 Have some soup!
00:26:22.000 How did she beat it again?
00:26:23.000 He's squeezing his eye into her coffee.
00:26:29.000 Everybody's sick but you!
00:26:31.000 Damn that natural immunity!
00:26:33.000 That's the thing, you know, when you tell your wife you're gonna take her to heaven and back, he's like, I'm gonna take you to the lab!
00:26:38.000 Yeah!
00:26:41.000 Look at my baseball card!
00:26:44.000 That's what he's doing.
00:26:45.000 He has a mirror on the wall, but he plasters it with his fake baseball cards because that's... It's like, it's like Fauci's Cialis!
00:26:53.000 Look at myself!
00:26:54.000 Now I'm ready!
00:26:55.000 You think I've killed kids before?
00:26:58.000 Wait till you see what I leave on your chest!
00:27:03.000 Come on now, I'm sorry.
00:27:05.000 Comment below if you don't believe me.
00:27:08.000 Don't comment.
00:27:09.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I would apologize.
00:27:10.000 We are Christian men on this show, and this man is not.
00:27:12.000 Hey, she's cute on CNN.
00:27:13.000 I actually did that in the most classy way I think I could have.
00:27:16.000 Yes, you could.
00:27:16.000 Alright, so look, she was actually the chief of bioethics at the NIH.
00:27:20.000 Yeah.
00:27:21.000 Which sounds strange leaving my mouth.
00:27:23.000 Chief?
00:27:24.000 Yeah, chief of bioethics.
00:27:26.000 Yeah.
00:27:26.000 Would bioethics by chance, and maybe she didn't look, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna get into conspiracy theories here, but those are the people who make sure that the things that you're doing are ethical, right?
00:27:36.000 Well, not if you grease them good.
00:27:38.000 Well, would a, would a bioethicist by any other name be as incompetent?
00:27:42.000 I'm just curious.
00:27:43.000 So she gave a lecture titled Research Ethics and the NIH.
00:27:47.000 This is not a joke.
00:27:48.000 and the NIH was the one who approved gain-of-function grants to eco-health,
00:27:52.000 but her husband put dogs' heads in cages to be eaten by flies.
00:27:58.000 Uh, it's ethical.
00:28:07.000 Yeah, totally fine.
00:28:08.000 There's nothing to see.
00:28:09.000 Bye, Snoopy.
00:28:10.000 Oh, by the way, we're gonna have Judge Fauci, we're gonna have The Science on the show tomorrow.
00:28:14.000 Really?
00:28:14.000 He will be on the show.
00:28:15.000 I don't know why he keeps coming on.
00:28:16.000 I love it.
00:28:17.000 Well, I think it's because he's The Science.
00:28:19.000 Yes, he is The Science.
00:28:20.000 You need to spread The Science as far and wide.
00:28:23.000 I'm Johnny Applescience!
00:28:24.000 Look at me.
00:28:25.000 It's like I've been condemned to roam the Earth with a pumpkin head filled with science for the rest of my life, and it's the Fauci Lantern, or the Science Lantern.
00:28:37.000 Doesn't he seem like adult Butters?
00:28:39.000 Yes.
00:28:40.000 Kind of like if Professor Chaos became an adult, it would be... Oh, I'm going to do gate of function in a lab, oh boy!
00:28:48.000 I'm gonna get grounded.
00:28:49.000 Oh boy.
00:28:50.000 Oh boy.
00:28:50.000 I'm in a lot of trouble for this one.
00:28:51.000 I'm in a lot of trouble for this one.
00:28:52.000 I have to go have sex with my wife.
00:28:54.000 Oh, gross.
00:28:56.000 Are you sure you're a girl?
00:28:58.000 That was like a blend of Butters and Ben Shapiro.
00:29:00.000 Well, I can see both.
00:29:03.000 No, the difference is Ben Shapiro's wife is absolutely stunning.
00:29:06.000 Well, and very talented.
00:29:07.000 And very talented, and a doctor.
00:29:09.000 And an actual doctor.
00:29:11.000 Yes, an actual doctor.
00:29:14.000 You know what, Ben Shapiro, guys, comment below.
00:29:17.000 His wife has kept Her life private, and rightfully so.
00:29:21.000 Yeah.
00:29:21.000 I would love to interview an actual practicing physician like Ben Shapiro's wife and see what she thinks about this.
00:29:27.000 Someone who has stayed out of politics.
00:29:28.000 Because people don't, like, we joke about it.
00:29:30.000 She's actually, she's very qualified, and she's very good-looking, she's very smart.
00:29:34.000 I remember the first time when I met Ben Shapiro, and he was just, you know, he was my lawyer, and he was so incredibly off-putting, that I then met his wife, and it was one of those things where I thought, well, okay, he has a plane.
00:29:48.000 He's got something.
00:29:49.000 Then I realized, you know, he's charming.
00:29:51.000 Yeah.
00:29:52.000 He's a nice guy.
00:29:52.000 Does he still practice law?
00:29:54.000 Not so much.
00:29:55.000 I mean, I don't think, I mean, I know he's capable of it.
00:29:57.000 Yeah, of course.
00:29:58.000 I was just wondering if he does.
00:29:59.000 He's like, you know, he'd give Kurt Russell at Computer War Tennis Shoes a run for his money.
00:30:02.000 So, speaking of running for money, New York City, I don't know if you know this, is horrible.
00:30:08.000 There's a New York City marathon.
00:30:09.000 Does anyone get money for the marathon?
00:30:11.000 Yeah.
00:30:12.000 There's one person who gets money in, like, 45,000 losers.
00:30:15.000 Well, pretty much.
00:30:16.000 That's when people crap themselves at the end of it.
00:30:18.000 Joe Biden craps himself watching it.
00:30:22.000 Their bloody tape nipples.
00:30:24.000 Oh, that's good during COVID, your raw nipples.
00:30:29.000 Good for you.
00:30:29.000 You practice to get raw nipples.
00:30:32.000 And you look like a famine victim.
00:30:33.000 People are like, I'm healthy.
00:30:34.000 I'm a marathon runner.
00:30:35.000 Like, really?
00:30:38.000 You look like the suntan addict lady before the eating disorder got the better of her.
00:30:43.000 All right, so look, New York City.
00:30:44.000 Wear one glove to hold water and go, where's your mask?
00:30:46.000 Right, yes, exactly.
00:30:47.000 Bother gay men on their day off at Subway.
00:30:50.000 So the New York Manhattan, I repeat myself, the Manhattan DA, this is the new DA there, Alvin Bragg, he's instituted a set of, you guys all know that New York sucks, right?
00:31:01.000 Just to be clear.
00:31:01.000 Oh yeah, I live there.
00:31:02.000 Yeah, you know that it's very violent and there's this catch and release and the cash bail.
00:31:06.000 Yeah.
00:31:06.000 So you would think, okay, they're going to straighten up and fly right.
00:31:09.000 They've learned from their mistakes.
00:31:10.000 They saw a population decrease, right?
00:31:12.000 Whereas in places like Texas, red states are seeing an increase.
00:31:15.000 There's a direct, and I know, I've taken Humanities 101-2 and College Correlation as an equal causation.
00:31:20.000 I think it does when you look at every single liberal shithole and they're shrinking.
00:31:24.000 And then every single red state is growing to a significant degree.
00:31:27.000 And by the way, the liberal politicians, like AOC, are vacationing in red states along with the governor of Michigan.
00:31:33.000 They lock down their states and they, themselves, go to red states. The same thing is happening with New York.
00:31:39.000 Here's the thing. You would think they would be learning from it, but in New York, the new DA Alvin
00:31:43.000 Bragg, he's now instituted some new policies, um, which will decriminalize, I know you're
00:31:49.000 thinking like harsher penalties. No, it decriminalizes everything. Manhattan's district attorney
00:31:57.000 Alvin Bragg says his office will no longer prosecute crimes like marijuana misdemeanors, prostitution,
00:32:03.000 and fare evasion.
00:32:05.000 Bragg thinks longer sentences do not deter crime or make society safer, and in low-level store robberies, lesser charges if a suspect, quote, displays a dangerous instrument, but does not create a genuine risk of physical harm.
00:32:19.000 Why did you decide that your office would no longer prosecute the crimes that we listed there just a minute ago?
00:32:24.000 And how will this bring more safety into the city?
00:32:27.000 I'm lazy.
00:32:28.000 So I was elected to deliver safety and justice for all.
00:32:31.000 We made these plans clear, and Manhattanites responded resoundingly.
00:32:35.000 I was caught in Rivermonster.
00:32:37.000 So, you know, we've got work to do.
00:32:38.000 And this plan is going to make us safer in and of itself.
00:32:41.000 I love hookers, no offense, but it sounds like some fucking comic gobbledygook.
00:32:46.000 Yeah, work you should be proud of.
00:32:47.000 Now, it should also be noted he's not entirely easy on crime because he has installed the
00:32:52.000 new subway in New York, subway safety guardians.
00:33:02.000 Look, look, they keep the... it's the broken ski mask theory.
00:33:16.000 Yeah.
00:33:17.000 Now, one thing I wanted to go back to Tim, the tool man here, he's in, by the way, show him some love.
00:33:21.000 He's new here on the TriCaster with Quarterback out.
00:33:25.000 Do we have that clip again when he mentions he's talking, he mentions, I think he was talking about weapons.
00:33:30.000 What did they call them?
00:33:31.000 Dangerous instruments.
00:33:32.000 Can you play that again?
00:33:33.000 And in low-level store robberies, lesser charges if a suspect, quote, displays a dangerous instrument, but does not create a genuine risk of physical harm.
00:33:43.000 Oh, okay, is that all it is now?
00:33:45.000 We're referring to it as dangerous instruments?
00:33:47.000 Well, I don't know if the- Oh, what just happened?
00:33:51.000 Oh, I don't know if they're that dangerous.
00:33:53.000 Is that was that it?
00:33:54.000 I said no more dangerous, no more dangerous instruments in the studio.
00:33:57.000 Do you think you're at genuine risk of harm?
00:33:59.000 I don't think it's genuine.
00:34:01.000 Oh my god.
00:34:02.000 Yeah, that's no more.
00:34:03.000 It's genuine.
00:34:04.000 Guys, let's put a let's put an end to this.
00:34:07.000 I took before we get to the woodwinds.
00:34:09.000 Oh, listen.
00:34:11.000 Oh, I felt none.
00:34:13.000 No more.
00:34:13.000 No good.
00:34:15.000 Do you feel alive, Dave?
00:34:17.000 Dangerous instruments.
00:34:19.000 Someone let out your dangerous instrument.
00:34:20.000 What was he doing?
00:34:21.000 Well, he was playing his Sig Sauer like a piccolo.
00:34:24.000 So, I wasn't entirely sure.
00:34:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:26.000 He was playing his Smith.
00:34:28.000 He was doing the oboe with the Smith and Wesson and there was a Cobra coming out of a basket.
00:34:32.000 What does that mean, dangerous instrument?
00:34:33.000 He's playing Highway to the Danger Zone?
00:34:36.000 Yeah, he was bowie-knifing Kenny Loggins.
00:34:40.000 I have a question.
00:34:42.000 A guy standing next to me with a hatchet threatening me isn't producing genuine threat of harm?
00:34:47.000 No.
00:34:48.000 In what scenario is he just a friend?
00:34:50.000 Well, it depends.
00:34:51.000 Is the hatchet accompanied by a triangle?
00:34:54.000 I like that he's like, look, we're going to ease up on goofy crimes like human trafficking and violence.
00:35:01.000 That's why I'm hired.
00:35:03.000 And weapons.
00:35:04.000 Basically any crime that involves weapons.
00:35:09.000 But if you don't have a mask on, we're going to lock you away and throw away the key.
00:35:14.000 Can you believe this for a second?
00:35:16.000 Their theory is longer sentences and punishments do not deter crime.
00:35:24.000 Then why have any punishments?
00:35:25.000 Why have any sentences?
00:35:26.000 Isn't the whole point to sentencing, to putting someone in prison, to deter crime?
00:35:32.000 I am not of the school of thought where people are like, well, we focus too much on punishing and not enough on rehabilitation.
00:35:37.000 There needs to be both.
00:35:38.000 Yeah.
00:35:38.000 But there does need to be some punishment.
00:35:40.000 I mean, are you going to tell me that punishment doesn't deter crime at all?
00:35:45.000 You're going to tell me that the fact that there are no punishments or consequences in New York City right now has nothing Is there anything to do with a skyrocketing violent crime rate?
00:35:52.000 Is anybody actually buying this?
00:35:55.000 I could present you stats and I could present you resources and you could check the references at loudearthcrowder.com and we do provide them every single day but do I really need to to convince you that Manhattan is now a more dangerous place because they aren't sentencing criminals for committing crimes?
00:36:09.000 Being locked up is a punishment, there's no doubt about it, but they also do need to focus, and I do agree with that, a little bit on rehabilitation because that should be part of the entire process.
00:36:20.000 I think it works better than like, hey let's just say no bail and let them all back out and say give it the old college try.
00:36:27.000 Or even it's better than in San Francisco where it's, well if it's not over nine hundred and something dollars then what are we talking about here?
00:36:34.000 Yeah, well, I guess they assume that criminals can't do basic math.
00:36:37.000 They're like, I was gonna steal $3,000 worth of equipment, but I guess I can't divide by three.
00:36:44.000 I'm gonna straighten up and fly right.
00:36:45.000 Come back three times.
00:36:48.000 Actually, if you've ever been to like a Walgreens, you really do have to put a very little effort into stealing $900 worth of stuff.
00:36:54.000 Have you seen those prices?
00:36:55.000 It's like supermarket sweep.
00:36:57.000 You just make sure you get as much, and then ding, you're done.
00:36:59.000 Yeah, bring a friend.
00:37:00.000 That's $1,800 right there.
00:37:01.000 Not if you're jumping over the prescription counter.
00:37:04.000 Well, you can make yourself a fine killin'.
00:37:06.000 Yes, you can.
00:37:08.000 New York businessman.
00:37:09.000 Now, let me be clear, too.
00:37:10.000 This is not all that New York City has made legal for residents.
00:37:14.000 You can also vote now, even if you're not a resident.
00:37:19.000 Oh.
00:37:20.000 So residents can commit crimes and non-residents can commit crimes.
00:37:24.000 Well, I'm glad they're still using that policy.
00:37:26.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:37:27.000 Okay, word play here.
00:37:30.000 Used to be a crime to vote if you were not a resident.
00:37:33.000 Ah.
00:37:33.000 Right.
00:37:34.000 So non-resident.
00:37:35.000 So that's just no longer a crime.
00:37:37.000 You just vote.
00:37:39.000 It's like, wait, wait, hold on a second.
00:37:39.000 I wasn't a resident and it was illegal for me to vote before, right?
00:37:43.000 Okay.
00:37:44.000 But, but you can now.
00:37:46.000 Oh, so the crime just disappeared.
00:37:49.000 Yeah, like all of them.
00:37:50.000 You know, like prostitution or dangerous instruments.
00:37:53.000 It's a whole new soft-on-crime approach here.
00:37:55.000 We hope you like it.
00:37:57.000 Tell your friends about Manhattan.
00:37:58.000 So 800,000 non-citizens will now be able to vote in New York City elections.
00:38:04.000 800,000 non-citizens.
00:38:08.000 Don't forget the DREAMers, by the way.
00:38:10.000 Four more years.
00:38:11.000 The reason they included DREAMers is, this hasn't passed.
00:38:16.000 The DREAM Act didn't pass.
00:38:17.000 They were saying potentially affected by the not passed DREAMers Act.
00:38:21.000 I was like, okay, so this is just anybody.
00:38:23.000 I have a dream of vote by mail.
00:38:27.000 That I would present no identification.
00:38:31.000 They're just not counting crime anymore.
00:38:32.000 It's still happening.
00:38:33.000 I have a dream of voting twice.
00:38:36.000 Well, is it a crime if it's no longer a crime?
00:38:40.000 They looking this good?
00:38:41.000 Yeah, you know what?
00:38:41.000 New York is a city of riddles.
00:38:45.000 I'm so glad I don't live there right now.
00:38:47.000 You are a mysterious puzzle that can't be solved, Manhattan.
00:38:50.000 Until someone says like, oh yeah, how about we just make it illegal to hurt people again?
00:38:54.000 That's absurd.
00:38:56.000 But why would you?
00:38:57.000 You may have sex only for money and hurt each other.
00:39:00.000 Yes, absolutely.
00:39:01.000 That's the deal, guys.
00:39:02.000 Progress.
00:39:04.000 Let's just keep the brass instruments out of the violence.
00:39:07.000 Or you can hurt someone you've paid to have sex with.
00:39:10.000 Or you can hurt, you know, citizens of the entire city by voting when you have no business being there in the first place.
00:39:15.000 The point is, the choice is you!
00:39:16.000 To the non-residents!
00:39:20.000 20 junked out homeless guys just writing yes next to sex.
00:39:26.000 I wrote it!
00:39:27.000 Hey, uh, by the way, before we move on from this, uh, I don't know if you know this, but CrowderShop.com, we have a lot, uh, yeah, we have a lot available there because, uh, for a while there was a, you know, there was a supply chain disruption.
00:39:38.000 I don't know if you know the supply chain disruption.
00:39:40.000 Ah, really?
00:39:40.000 Not so much anymore.
00:39:41.000 You can go to CrowderShop.com.
00:39:42.000 And hey, Dave, I don't, Dave, wait, I'm on you.
00:39:46.000 Wait, I'm on you?
00:39:49.000 We're each other!
00:39:50.000 Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
00:39:57.000 So, uh, let's move on to the voting rights, uh, here, is, uh, yeah.
00:40:01.000 I'm Dave, oh, no, see, I'm Dave now.
00:40:04.000 No, I'm Stephen.
00:40:04.000 Look, all that liquor over there and I can't, I can't touch a drop because I'm an addict.
00:40:08.000 No!
00:40:09.000 I eat hard-boiled eggs.
00:40:11.000 Oh, whoa.
00:40:12.000 That's, yeah.
00:40:13.000 Stephen.
00:40:13.000 Cholesterol problem, yeah.
00:40:14.000 Sorry, what?
00:40:15.000 I'm you.
00:40:15.000 No, no, no, I said, I'm Dave, I'm not, I'm not.
00:40:18.000 Yeah, what?
00:40:18.000 I'm Stephen now.
00:40:20.000 I work with children.
00:40:21.000 What'd he say?
00:40:21.000 No.
00:40:22.000 I am the Stephen.
00:40:26.000 Biden gave a speech.
00:40:27.000 This is the thing.
00:40:28.000 Does anyone actually believe, does anybody actually believe that voting, uh, that the act of voting requiring ID is racist?
00:40:37.000 I don't know.
00:40:38.000 Like this is the only people who I see saying it are Democrat politicians and a few blue check marks.
00:40:43.000 I don't see any black people saying it.
00:40:44.000 Racists are saying it.
00:40:46.000 Yes.
00:40:47.000 Seriously.
00:40:48.000 Well, yeah, but that's what I said.
00:40:50.000 Yeah.
00:40:52.000 So, yesterday, during the voting rights speech, It's not your right if you're not a citizen.
00:40:59.000 Let's just leave it at that.
00:41:00.000 During the steal-the-vote speech, okay, when people say, like, look, I'm not saying that this wasn't in the past the most free and fair election in history, and I'm not saying that going forward allowing people without ID to vote will be anything other than the most free and fair and secure elections in history.
00:41:16.000 I just want to be really clear, YouTube.
00:41:19.000 Again, we're always on Rumble if that results in, you know, a problem, which it could.
00:41:25.000 So I want to be clear, because this sort of stems from Georgia, right?
00:41:27.000 Everyone's been going after Georgia for a while.
00:41:29.000 But now you're talking about former Vice President Biden wanting to nationalize these leftist utopian policies in their minds for voting.
00:41:38.000 And I'll explain to you exactly what they are.
00:41:40.000 But first, let's go to the speech from former Vice President Biden, where he actually called opponents of his bill, domestic enemies.
00:41:48.000 And I think somewhere, well, just watch.
00:41:52.000 I will not yield.
00:41:53.000 I will not flinch.
00:41:54.000 I will defend the right to vote.
00:41:56.000 Our democracy against all enemies, foreign and, yes, domestic.
00:42:02.000 Do you want to be on the side of Dr. King or George Wallace?
00:42:07.000 Do you want to be on the side of John Lewis or Bull Connor?
00:42:12.000 Do you want to be on the side of Abraham Lincoln or Jefferson Davis?
00:42:17.000 This is the moment to decide.
00:42:20.000 I'm just really glad he didn't say airplane.
00:42:22.000 I just like how everybody's like, who?
00:42:25.000 At his speech?
00:42:27.000 Hold on, Democrats, Dave.
00:42:29.000 I'm gonna fight!
00:42:30.000 Because I'm a... I could be a regular Billy Kahn!
00:42:34.000 Huh?
00:42:35.000 What?
00:42:36.000 I'm a Primo Carnera, you know?
00:42:39.000 No, I don't.
00:42:40.000 So look, he's pushing the Freedom to Vote Act.
00:42:40.000 No, OK.
00:42:43.000 And let me explain to you guys what this is.
00:42:44.000 You can go to congress.gov.
00:42:46.000 We have all of the references available.
00:42:48.000 What are the major changes?
00:42:49.000 First off, they want to federalize the electoral process, control all of it.
00:42:54.000 Whereas states, and I understand the argument to it when you have states like Pennsylvania, this last election where they basically created laws last minute that went against their own state's constitution.
00:43:03.000 And then the court said, well, it's too late now.
00:43:05.000 All right, we screwed up.
00:43:07.000 We trusted you.
00:43:08.000 So they want to federalize, basically, the way of conducting elections, which of course flies in the face of checks and balances and why we have states to begin with.
00:43:18.000 And what will it include?
00:43:19.000 It mandates no excuse vote by mail in every state. So in other words if
00:43:25.000 a state says you know what we want you to have a reason to vote by mail because we've had problems
00:43:28.000 with voting by mail as many states have there have been elections that have had to be changed
00:43:31.000 I'm not talking about the 2020 national election but before that there were elections in New Jersey
00:43:36.000 there were elections in Texas there were elections that had to be changed because there were
00:43:39.000 errors in mail-in voting and states said you know what we people need to have a reason.
00:43:43.000 Well, now, the Biden bill that he's talking about, for black people of course, is all states have to have no excuse voting by mail.
00:43:51.000 It also forces states to allow people to vote without ID.
00:43:51.000 Okay.
00:43:56.000 They can cast a provisional ballot with just an affidavit.
00:43:59.000 And they're not going to lie.
00:44:00.000 Why would a criminal lie?
00:44:02.000 No, no, no.
00:44:03.000 There's penalties.
00:44:04.000 Hold on, there's not penalties anymore.
00:44:06.000 Hey, hold on a second, wait a second.
00:44:07.000 Wait a second, wait a second.
00:44:08.000 So it's an affidavit, right?
00:44:10.000 Okay, so we're taking their word for it.
00:44:10.000 Uh-huh.
00:44:10.000 Yes.
00:44:12.000 Because it could be, if they're committing a crime, there's a punishment.
00:44:12.000 Uh-huh.
00:44:15.000 Right.
00:44:16.000 Is there a punishment for, let's say, someone not being a legal resident?
00:44:19.000 No!
00:44:20.000 What if you... What's the punishment?
00:44:21.000 They've signed an affidavit.
00:44:23.000 Right.
00:44:23.000 But if they're not a resident... Uh-huh.
00:44:25.000 Do they get punished?
00:44:26.000 Well, that's not a crime.
00:44:27.000 Huh.
00:44:28.000 I don't understand.
00:44:29.000 You're not supposed to...
00:44:32.000 It also makes automatic voter registration the national standard.
00:44:35.000 Keep in mind, I was registered to vote in several states.
00:44:38.000 Don't know what happened with one of my votes.
00:44:42.000 We did a whole segment on that.
00:44:43.000 It also requires same-day online registration.
00:44:47.000 And it prevents states from blocking, this is something important, it prevents states from blocking donations of food or water to voters in line.
00:44:54.000 And this is how Democrats frame it.
00:44:55.000 They say, oh look, Republicans don't want people in line to vote to be able to have water.
00:45:01.000 That's not true.
00:45:02.000 They don't want people to be able to go and bribe you with food and water and sandwiches and iPads.
00:45:08.000 That's the point, is you can't solicit anyone in a voting line.
00:45:12.000 This bill would make it federally Illegal for states to say, no foul play here at the voting lines.
00:45:18.000 Yeah.
00:45:18.000 There's nothing that prevents, like you said, the poll workers from putting water out or something like that.
00:45:22.000 They just didn't want, put it this way, this will make Democrats happy.
00:45:25.000 They didn't want somebody handing out MAGA hats in voting lines.
00:45:27.000 That's exactly what the states were making sure of.
00:45:27.000 Right.
00:45:30.000 That's it.
00:45:31.000 Yeah, if you hand me sandwiches and water and an iPad, I'm going to be like, yeah, I'll vote for you.
00:45:37.000 Dave's gonna stand in line again to get a second iPad.
00:45:39.000 Hold on a second.
00:45:39.000 Yeah.
00:45:40.000 You want me to vote for Kamala Harris?
00:45:42.000 Let me... Tuna on rye?
00:45:43.000 All right.
00:45:44.000 Oh, you've done it.
00:45:45.000 That's my weak spot.
00:45:46.000 What's that?
00:45:47.000 The new Tuscan Parmesan?
00:45:48.000 Well, okay.
00:45:49.000 Quiznos toasts it.
00:45:50.000 Can I play Minecraft on this?
00:45:52.000 Now, finally, here's something else, too.
00:45:52.000 All right.
00:45:53.000 The bill would... This is what's concerning.
00:45:56.000 Again, it sounds good, just like this idea of pro-choice.
00:46:01.000 That doesn't make any sense when you actually understand it.
00:46:02.000 Common sense gun control would ban pretty much every handgun that people here own when you look at what they're discussing.
00:46:08.000 So here they say this bill would ban the dissemination of false information, is their word, used to deter eligible voters.
00:46:16.000 And by the way, who's an eligible voter?
00:46:18.000 Anyone, including people who live in Honduras.
00:46:20.000 Now, who would determine false information?
00:46:24.000 Keep that in mind, and this is the thing, when Fauci, who's unelected, has determined what is true, what is false information, and we now know that he was given information from other qualified scientists, we just discussed this, and he said, you know what, no, I am the science, I'm going to declare the lab leak theory false.
00:46:40.000 And then who goes along with it?
00:46:41.000 Facebook.
00:46:42.000 YouTube.
00:46:43.000 99% of all information that's controlled.
00:46:46.000 Here's the thing for a conspiracy, and I'm not a conspiracy theorist, this is the litmus test for me with a conspiracy theory.
00:46:52.000 How many people have to be involved for it to work?
00:46:55.000 Area 51, there's a janitor somewhere who's going to talk.
00:46:58.000 But in this case, if you federalize elections and they say, by the way, we get to determine what is considered misinformation.
00:47:06.000 Oh, you know what was misinformation?
00:47:08.000 Dave going to actual addresses that don't exist from which people voted.
00:47:14.000 In the defense of that, though, it was only 100% of them.
00:47:18.000 Yes, it was only 100% of the suspected addresses that weren't real.
00:47:24.000 Honestly, at number six, I'm like, am I going to get murdered?
00:47:27.000 At first, I'm like, maybe one of them.
00:47:29.000 And then I was like, this is terrifying.
00:47:32.000 It's absolutely petrifying.
00:47:33.000 So this is one of those things where you go, yeah, there shouldn't be misinformation.
00:47:35.000 But how many things six months ago were considered misinformation that are now true?
00:47:35.000 I understand it.
00:47:40.000 Remember, misinformation was, if you're vaccinated, you can't catch COVID and you can't transmit it.
00:47:45.000 You were banned if you said that.
00:47:46.000 Hunter Biden's laptop.
00:47:47.000 Look at the stuff that they left up that they didn't consider misinformation.
00:47:50.000 The Russian prostitute scandal, the whole Russian collusion scandal, all the documents that we saw.
00:47:55.000 it and was like you can just look at this and we're like no no we don't need that.
00:47:59.000 Well look at the stuff that they left up that they didn't consider misinformation,
00:48:02.000 the Russian prostitute scandal, the whole Russian collusion scandal, all the documents that we saw,
00:48:07.000 I was like come on guys don't give that control to anybody who's doing it right now.
00:48:12.000 That Donald Trump praised white supremacists.
00:48:15.000 That's not labeled misinformation when he said, I'm not saying neo-Nazis who should be condemned totally.
00:48:20.000 If that's not clearly enough of a condemnation, then a condemnation, clear enough, does not exist.
00:48:26.000 That's the issue, and that's why you need to stop apologizing to these people.
00:48:29.000 This is what happens as they go, oh, misinformation.
00:48:31.000 No, look, nothing that we are delivering here is misinformation.
00:48:34.000 It is correct information, and it's correct information that some people don't like, okay?
00:48:38.000 You can catch the virus if you're vaccinated.
00:48:41.000 We're allowed to say that now.
00:48:42.000 We weren't allowed to say that six months ago.
00:48:44.000 And Omnicore variant is definitely less lethal than Delta, as we know now.
00:48:49.000 We've had the highest caseload and we haven't had the same kind of proportional increase in death rates.
00:48:55.000 We've had an increase in deaths, but not compared to the Delta variant.
00:48:57.000 I think people should be excited about that.
00:48:59.000 People should be excited about it.
00:49:00.000 It means that herd immunity is working.
00:49:02.000 Oh, that was also misinformation.
00:49:03.000 Herd immunity.
00:49:04.000 A long time ago.
00:49:05.000 No, no, no, that doesn't exist.
00:49:06.000 We don't... No, your own immune system is certainly not something that... And we've never promoted that, because I know for sure, because I went to the website where they did have it, but then they deleted it, so I know that it never existed.
00:49:16.000 No, exactly.
00:49:16.000 They also, by the way, it's misinformation to say that they changed the definition of immunization.
00:49:20.000 Well, they would never do that.
00:49:21.000 They would never do that.
00:49:22.000 It's not like we have Time Machine where we showed you them changing the definition of immunization.
00:49:25.000 And by the way, they had to go back in that episode where Ralphie was sick and magic schooled us?
00:49:29.000 Yes.
00:49:30.000 Ghosted.
00:49:30.000 Misinformation.
00:49:30.000 Gone.
00:49:31.000 Can't do that.
00:49:32.000 I knew I should have stayed home today!
00:49:32.000 Yeah!
00:49:35.000 So, this bill sucks, and I don't like it.
00:49:38.000 You guys can comment as to why you dislike it most, but of course, this is why.
00:49:44.000 Biden.
00:49:44.000 And it's not even popular, by the way.
00:49:46.000 Voter ID is popular with black people, just to be clear.
00:49:48.000 Voter ID is popular with Latin Americans.
00:49:51.000 What do we say?
00:49:51.000 Hispanic?
00:49:52.000 Latin Americans?
00:49:52.000 They prefer... Latinx.
00:49:54.000 They love Latinx.
00:49:55.000 Oh, stop it, Dave.
00:49:55.000 It's their favorite.
00:49:56.000 Everyone loves that.
00:49:57.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:49:58.000 That's the way you win the hearts of macho Hispanic men.
00:50:01.000 Yes, is force a term on them?
00:50:03.000 Yes.
00:50:05.000 You will be called this.
00:50:06.000 Oh really?
00:50:07.000 We will.
00:50:08.000 My name is Keith.
00:50:10.000 Your name is Latinx.
00:50:11.000 Your name is Latinx.
00:50:12.000 All right.
00:50:13.000 So Kamala and Biden, since this is unpopular and it's wrong and it's racist and it's all these things, what do they want to do?
00:50:21.000 What do they want to do?
00:50:22.000 Something smart?
00:50:23.000 No.
00:50:23.000 No.
00:50:24.000 In order to ram it through, ramming speed, let's get rid of the filibuster!
00:50:24.000 Oh.
00:50:29.000 Oh.
00:50:30.000 The Constitution of the United States gives the Congress the power to pass legislation, and nowhere, nowhere does the Constitution give a minority the right to unilaterally block legislation.
00:50:46.000 Let the majority prevail!
00:50:49.000 And if that very minimum is blocked, we have no option but to change the Senate rules, including getting rid of the filibuster for this!
00:51:00.000 He thought he could get rid of the filibuster by Metamucil.
00:51:02.000 I like how half the people behind him are like, why are you clapping?
00:51:05.000 Right, yeah.
00:51:07.000 No, it's not clapping!
00:51:08.000 Those are my balls.
00:51:09.000 It's like the thing on the desk that never stops.
00:51:13.000 I get up in the morning and they just swing-a-ling-a-ding-a-ling.
00:51:18.000 Maybe if your proposals were more popular.
00:51:21.000 Here's the thing, they want to get rid of the filibuster because a filibuster is a failsafe.
00:51:24.000 When people bitch about gridlock, you should be on your knees thankful for gridlock.
00:51:30.000 The whole reason that we have these systems of checks and balances in place is so that it is not as easy to fundamentally transform the country.
00:51:37.000 When I say this to people, sometimes I get surprised.
00:51:40.000 When I say, actually no, the United States is the longest standing constitutional democracy, whatever you want to say, constitutional republic.
00:51:45.000 Basically, free country with the current system of government that exists in the world.
00:51:49.000 They go, what?
00:51:50.000 Democracy?
00:51:51.000 What about France?
00:51:51.000 What about... Do you have any idea how they fundamentally transformed their system?
00:51:55.000 It's not the same system of government because it hasn't worked.
00:51:58.000 Because they didn't create a system of government that says, all right, we need limitations on the powers that be.
00:52:03.000 What did he just say?
00:52:04.000 He just said majority, majority, majority, majority.
00:52:07.000 No, that's why we're not a democracy.
00:52:08.000 Guess what?
00:52:09.000 Just voting by majority?
00:52:10.000 That's mob rule!
00:52:11.000 That's mob rule!
00:52:12.000 That's not what this country is!
00:52:13.000 If you like mob rule, go over to Australia, where, well, I don't even think there was a vote, but you can put people in concentration camps, I'm sorry, trailer parks, as they quarantine for 14 days.
00:52:24.000 Kamala is frequently on her knees.
00:52:26.000 Well, listen, I don't necessarily know that that's the case, except I do.
00:52:30.000 Well, the last time I checked, a 50-50 split in the Senate doesn't make either party technically in the minority.
00:52:36.000 You're saying that 50 senators disagree out of 100?
00:52:36.000 No, that's a good point.
00:52:39.000 Well, he's going by Fauci math.
00:52:40.000 She is used to being split in half.
00:52:42.000 That is not math.
00:52:44.000 That is not math.
00:52:45.000 He is not the math, he is the science, not the math.
00:52:45.000 No, it is not.
00:52:47.000 Here's the thing, too.
00:52:48.000 By the way, the longest filibusters in history ever, two, okay?
00:52:54.000 Strom Thurmond, before we became an anti-racist Republican, back when he was a Democrat, and Robert Byrd, and they were both Democrats, and they were both against the Civil Rights Act.
00:53:04.000 And if you look at the total time a filibuster spent, the Democrats have the corner on that.
00:53:08.000 They filibustered more than Republicans historically.
00:53:11.000 They just don't like it at this point, When they want to ram through unpopular, unconstitutional voting bills.
00:53:17.000 This is the problem.
00:53:19.000 They want the filibuster when it suits them, and historically it's overwhelmingly suited them.
00:53:22.000 Now they say, you know what?
00:53:24.000 We're not able to transform not only the will of our party, but we need to ram through something that is actually against, directly goes against the will of the people.
00:53:33.000 That's also what's interesting.
00:53:34.000 When Joe Biden says the majority, Okay.
00:53:37.000 Now, it wouldn't be right for the majority of American citizens to simply vote to take away somebody else's right.
00:53:41.000 Let's say you have a majority of Americans who vote to take away your right to speak.
00:53:48.000 Well, you can't do that.
00:53:49.000 We have the Constitution.
00:53:50.000 You're not allowed to do that.
00:53:51.000 The rights of the majority do not trample the rights of the minority.
00:53:53.000 That's why we have a constitutional republic.
00:53:56.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden, when he says a majority, here's what's scary.
00:54:00.000 He's not even talking about your will.
00:54:02.000 He's talking about the majority of elite politicians and unelected bureaucrats.
00:54:07.000 When he says there shouldn't be the right of the minority to stop the majority, the majority of Americans want some kind of voter ID!
00:54:13.000 The majority of Americans think it's already required!
00:54:17.000 You're saying the Republicans shouldn't have the right to block the majority of Democrats, which, by the way, also goes against both the majority opinion in the United States and, of course, infringes upon the right of both the majority and minority.
00:54:31.000 When we're talking about the American public, let's be really clear here.
00:54:33.000 When he uses the term majority, he's talking about the Democrat Party, and it's a 50-50 split!
00:54:38.000 Right.
00:54:39.000 You know who else agrees with you that the filibuster should stay in place?
00:54:42.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:54:45.000 Current leader Chuck Schumer I think actually did a video on it in 2017 saying that you cannot get rid of the filibuster back when he was using it for his own purposes and also Nancy Pelosi has spoken on it.
00:54:54.000 So there's some really high profile people out there that are on our side.
00:54:58.000 Thank God.
00:54:58.000 Good people.
00:54:59.000 I mean now they're not because they just want power but before they were.
00:55:03.000 You know I felt like I was on a roll and now you just made me anti-filibuster.
00:55:07.000 Doesn't Nancy Pelosi look like she should have a trach hole under that scarf?
00:55:10.000 She does.
00:55:11.000 It's weird she doesn't.
00:55:12.000 Oh, she does not.
00:55:12.000 Oh, she doesn't?
00:55:13.000 I just feel like she'd be in one of those commercials where she's like, this is my life now.
00:55:13.000 No, she doesn't.
00:55:17.000 I used to eat $25 ice cream in a $40,000 freezer.
00:55:21.000 Don't do it.
00:55:22.000 You can end up like... I still buy it.
00:55:27.000 It's my freezer of dreams.
00:55:29.000 So yesterday, CNN, too, they discussed a voting rights group's boycott of Biden's speech, which I know you're saying, well, hold on a second, why would they?
00:55:36.000 Of course, CNN is going to CNN and make it a, take a guess, take a guess.
00:55:40.000 Racist?
00:55:41.000 Racial issue!
00:55:43.000 It was a 50-50 shot, either racial issue or homosexual issue this time.
00:55:46.000 Either way.
00:55:47.000 Yeah, well, the optics of this right now look terrible because you mentioned Stacey Abrams.
00:55:51.000 Here we have the country's most famous and arguably one of the most effective voting rights activists who is skipping a speech by the president on voting rights in her home state.
00:56:02.000 Historically, we faced this before as a democracy in the 19th century during Reconstruction.
00:56:09.000 The parties were realigned in that historical context.
00:56:12.000 So the Republican Party was the party of civil rights.
00:56:15.000 The Democratic Party was the party Now, it's really easy to take that gay black man at his word.
00:56:20.000 Here's the thing.
00:56:21.000 Wait a second.
00:56:21.000 So it was Democrats, overwhelmingly, who voted the Civil Rights Act?
00:56:24.000 to be the law of the land.
00:56:26.000 Now, it's really easy to take that gay black man at his word. Here's the thing.
00:56:30.000 Wait a second.
00:56:32.000 So it was Democrats overwhelmingly who voted the Civil Rights Act?
00:56:36.000 Oh, no wait, that was also still Republicans.
00:56:40.000 Where's the party switch?
00:56:43.000 Anytime!
00:56:44.000 Here's the thing, it's not that when you say now Republicans, for example, oppose affirmative action or racial quotas, it's not that the Republicans, who were the party of freeing the slaves, the Republicans, who were the party of the Civil Rights Act, it's not that the Republicans became racist, it's that your policies, like racial quotas or assuming that black people can't procure ID, are racist.
00:57:04.000 Republicans have remained non-racist.
00:57:07.000 You're still the racist, despite your lisp.
00:57:10.000 Yeah.
00:57:11.000 Well, and you're like the, I hate to say it, like you're the master of the plantation racist.
00:57:14.000 You're like, they can't do it without me racist.
00:57:17.000 Yes, you're the mint julep on the porch racist.
00:57:19.000 Yeah, it's low expectations that these people need me, otherwise they cannot possibly survive in this world, racist.
00:57:25.000 Yes, that's exactly what it's like.
00:57:27.000 It's like a plantation owner in his seersucker suit drinking a mint julep, cracking the whip on his slaves going, I won't have any racism around here.
00:57:35.000 I won't hear it, see?
00:57:36.000 It's your candy.
00:57:38.000 panning himself. Yes. Well, he probably had some love. Now, here's something else I was asking the slaves. You remember
00:57:45.000 yesterday when I was asking for this ad? Yeah. From CNN?
00:57:48.000 Yes.
00:57:49.000 Well, we found it. So I had heard it. I was seeing it was on
00:57:53.000 in the background. Yeah. And I said, surely this can't be now
00:57:56.000 let me set the stage here. Because I was listening to it.
00:58:00.000 And at first I thought, Oh, no way. They're gonna try and compare this to January 6, because they compare a lot of
00:58:06.000 of big days in history as far as war.
00:58:09.000 But no, they took a left turn and went to voter ID being racist.
00:58:16.000 This is not a parody commercial to try and convince you to support the federalization of elections requiring no voter ID that was running on CNN here.
00:58:28.000 Far away beach, the generation called our greatest, saved the world from tyranny.
00:58:34.000 In an office we know as Oval, a new generation president faced down an imminent threat of nuclear war.
00:58:42.000 On a bridge in Selma, Alabama, the preacher of his time marched us straight to passing voting rights for every
00:58:49.000 American.
00:58:50.000 All right At a gate in West Berlin, a late-generation American president demanded an enemy superpower tear down a wall and liberate a continent.
00:59:01.000 American generations answering the call of their time with American ideals.
00:59:06.000 Freedom.
00:59:07.000 Liberty.
00:59:08.000 Justice.
00:59:10.000 For today's generation of leaders, the call has come again to protect our freedom to vote, to fortify our democracy by passing the Freedom to Vote Act and the John Lewis Voting Rights Act.
00:59:22.000 Because America... We are not going back!
00:59:25.000 We are going forward!
00:59:27.000 Yeah, what are you, a shark?
00:59:28.000 I can't go back!
00:59:30.000 What is...
00:59:33.000 What did I just see?
00:59:34.000 You just saw a pile of festering shit.
00:59:37.000 Well, how about we add what these people did for the country.
00:59:40.000 Assassinated, assassinated, almost assassinated.
00:59:43.000 That's true.
00:59:43.000 Yes, yes, exactly.
00:59:45.000 And by the way, that was, uh, because when I first heard it, I thought, I heard it just, you know, in the next room.
00:59:49.000 I thought it was, uh, was MLK Jr.
00:59:51.000 No, that was Lewis.
00:59:53.000 Keep in mind, now look, can you guys see this picture of Andrew Breitbart?
00:59:59.000 I was a club comic before Andrew Breitbart gave me a shot to write on his website, Big Hollywood.
01:00:03.000 There was a time when it was, I believe it was Clyburn and Lewis.
01:00:07.000 Who walked up the congressional steps, and this is when they were trying to paint the Tea Party as racist for opposing Barack Obama, and they claimed that people spat on them and called them the N-word.
01:00:16.000 John Lewis said this, Clyburn said this, and this is sort of at the dawn of smartphones, and you can watch the footage where everyone has their camera phones on.
01:00:25.000 And you can watch footage from every single point of their march up those steps And there's never an N-word uttered.
01:00:35.000 Andrew Breitbart offered $100,000 to the United Negroes College Fund for anyone who could produce any evidence.
01:00:41.000 None whatsoever.
01:00:42.000 So the guy who lied about being called the N-word because people were opposing record spending, this is what the Tea Party was, this is the guy who is now saying, by the way, unless you support this voting rights bill, it's racist.
01:00:53.000 We will not go back!
01:00:54.000 We are going forward!
01:00:57.000 Yeah, every bit of this is framed as racist voter suppression, right?
01:01:01.000 That's the only way that they can get this through.
01:01:03.000 It's my favorite kind of suppression.
01:01:05.000 Exactly.
01:01:05.000 You don't want every single possible person like they're going to do in New York to be able to vote.
01:01:10.000 You want to make sure you balance making sure people can vote, right?
01:01:13.000 That's primary.
01:01:15.000 Right underneath it is it has to be secure.
01:01:17.000 That's all these states are really doing.
01:01:19.000 Now you may disagree with some policies in some states because you don't like how they're doing it or they're moving days and hours around, but they're trying to secure the elections.
01:01:26.000 If you cannot audit an election and the public does not believe the election is secure, you might as well not have elections.
01:01:33.000 This is one of those areas too where people don't understand.
01:01:35.000 I always say there really is no conservative wing in other countries like in European countries and Canada.
01:01:41.000 That being said, these countries that are far more liberal It's absurd to them that you would be able to vote by mail without any form of ID.
01:01:48.000 It's a non-option.
01:01:48.000 Yeah.
01:01:49.000 It's something that Vladimir Putin would propose.
01:01:52.000 Right.
01:01:52.000 Because he's just filling the ballots out anyway and everybody knows it.
01:01:57.000 Oh look, look, we found 75 million more votes for me.
01:02:01.000 Everybody, uh, writes like me!
01:02:04.000 That's it!
01:02:04.000 I have, I had no idea we had so many, uh, Vladimir Doves here in Russia, and only people who vote against me were Pussy Riot, but they were late.
01:02:14.000 So, hey!
01:02:15.000 That's me!
01:02:18.000 Now!
01:02:21.000 You've been roasted.
01:02:22.000 Yes.
01:02:24.000 To be fair, that ad isn't totally wrong.
01:02:27.000 Now what do I mean by this?
01:02:29.000 By the way, buckle up.
01:02:32.000 I don't have a seatbelt.
01:02:33.000 Yeah, well, you know what, that's just your chair.
01:02:36.000 So the country did have racist problems.
01:02:41.000 I don't want to say this country is rooted in racism.
01:02:42.000 That's not why this country was created.
01:02:44.000 Racism was something that existed for a very long time.
01:02:46.000 In the world.
01:02:47.000 In the world.
01:02:48.000 And then we ended it pretty quickly in this country when you look at it historically.
01:02:51.000 Put it this way.
01:02:52.000 At the very least, much more quickly than the Native Americans who never ended tribalism and the idea of racial inferiority the entire time they were here.
01:03:01.000 So, when people say, give it back to First Nations!
01:03:03.000 Well, which one?
01:03:04.000 The one who raped that First Nation?
01:03:05.000 Or the one who raped that Second Nation?
01:03:06.000 Or the one who scalped this nation?
01:03:08.000 They believed that certain tribes were inferior.
01:03:10.000 Now, you see them as looking the same, but keep in mind the Algonquins and the Iroquois would obviously be far more different than a white American and a black American.
01:03:18.000 So, racism existed.
01:03:20.000 We didn't create it.
01:03:21.000 We ended it pretty damn quickly.
01:03:22.000 But there are some roots of racism in this country in the sense that there were some organizations.
01:03:29.000 I don't think anyone here would ever defend the KKK.
01:03:29.000 The KKK.
01:03:31.000 No.
01:03:32.000 But the KKK, that being said, is not what you think it was.
01:03:37.000 Far be it from me to defend the KKK.
01:03:39.000 I'm not defending the KKK.
01:03:39.000 No, not at all.
01:03:40.000 But what I am saying- This will never be taken out of context.
01:03:42.000 This will never be taken out of context.
01:03:43.000 Of course not.
01:03:44.000 Is people don't really know the history of how it started.
01:03:49.000 Things sometimes get out of hand.
01:03:52.000 That's all I'm saying.
01:03:52.000 Okay.
01:03:53.000 Okay.
01:03:55.000 Sometimes things get out of hand.
01:03:57.000 Can we all agree with that?
01:03:58.000 Yeah, I'm just, this branch is, you know.
01:03:58.000 That happens.
01:03:58.000 Uh, yeah.
01:04:00.000 Yeah.
01:04:01.000 So.
01:04:02.000 A hand, you get things out of it.
01:04:03.000 But here's the truth.
01:04:03.000 These are, you can, references are available at loudearthcrowder.com.
01:04:05.000 You ever, you ever look at the KKK names?
01:04:08.000 And by the way, like Robert Byrd, second highest, longest filibuster ever.
01:04:12.000 This guy was, this guy was a very highly ranked Klansman.
01:04:15.000 He had Klan dental in a company car.
01:04:17.000 Aren't there like Grand Wizards and stuff?
01:04:18.000 Yes, there's Exalted Cyclops.
01:04:20.000 Exalted Cyclops?
01:04:22.000 Robert Byrd had a 401k for whipping.
01:04:25.000 Did he?
01:04:26.000 Yes, Grand Wizard, these were actual rankings in the KKK.
01:04:30.000 Grand Wizard, Exalted Cyclops, Grand Giant, Grand Dragon, Grand Magi, Council of the Centaurs.
01:04:38.000 Here's the thing, a lot of people don't know this, it got out of hand, but really the KKK, and this is the more you know, It was, uh, the racist thing was a front for the fact that
01:04:49.000 they were really, uh, the KKK was a nerd Dungeons and Dragons group.
01:04:52.000 Man.
01:05:00.000 Alright, now, y'all remember when we left off.
01:05:05.000 We were about to cross the Bog of Bewilderment.
01:05:08.000 That's right, and when Greg here got...
01:05:11.000 Sorry.
01:05:12.000 Grand Exalted Cyclops got his foot stuck in the dwarf plasma.
01:05:16.000 Wasn't it dragon plasma?
01:05:18.000 No, you got that wrong.
01:05:19.000 I'm the Grand Dragon.
01:05:21.000 I thought he was the Grand Dragon.
01:05:21.000 Wait, hold.
01:05:23.000 No, I'm the Grand Imperial Wizard.
01:05:25.000 Wait, hold up, hold up.
01:05:27.000 We cannot have a Grand Dragon, a Grand Imperial Wizard, and a Grand Exalted Cyclops.
01:05:33.000 I'm the Grand Imperial Wizard.
01:05:34.000 I called it.
01:05:35.000 Guys, it's just too many grands.
01:05:37.000 It's redundant as sh**.
01:05:38.000 Honey!
01:05:40.000 Did you use my can opener again?
01:05:42.000 No, I didn't touch the damn can opener, Josephine!
01:05:45.000 Now, for the last time, we're busy!
01:05:47.000 Are you guys playing that stupid role-playing game again?
01:05:50.000 No, we're just, uh... Uh, planning our next attack on the Jews!
01:05:55.000 Yeah, they run the banks!
01:05:57.000 Yeah, you got a lot of nerve asking me that, Josephine!
01:06:00.000 We're down here doing clanly things!
01:06:02.000 Now, I can't plan our next lynching if you keep yapping!
01:06:06.000 Alright, Pete.
01:06:08.000 So you're the Grand Dragon, you're the Grand Imperial Wizard, and you're the Grand Exalted Cyclops.
01:06:08.000 Okay, fine.
01:06:14.000 And what am I?
01:06:15.000 You're the Nighthawk.
01:06:17.000 Son of a- A damn courier?!
01:06:18.000 Well, you were the last to join.
01:06:19.000 Yeah, but it's my house!
01:06:21.000 You're the only one who has a basement.
01:06:23.000 We all have soft soil.
01:06:25.000 And I painted the figurines.
01:06:27.000 You really think I don't know what you boys are doing down there?
01:06:30.000 Dammit, woman!
01:06:31.000 We're busy down here, uh, hatin' n****s!
01:06:35.000 They're ruining our neighborhoods!
01:06:37.000 And they're, uh, destroying our society!
01:06:41.000 Josephine, I'd be of sound mind to slap you in your smart mouth!
01:06:44.000 You left your name tags up here on the counter.
01:06:47.000 I can read all your stupid names.
01:06:50.000 Name tags?
01:06:51.000 I got a new typewriter and I thought it would be fun to make name tags.
01:06:51.000 Uh...
01:06:55.000 Oh, son of a bitch!
01:06:57.000 Dammit, Wizard!
01:06:57.000 It was supposed to be a surprise!
01:07:00.000 I must have left him on the table when I went to the bathroom and forgot!
01:07:03.000 Now you ruined the whole damn thing!
01:07:05.000 And stop using my f***ing bathroom!
01:07:07.000 You know you're not a real hate group, right?
01:07:10.000 Yes we are, woman!
01:07:11.000 We are too a real hate group!
01:07:12.000 We're fixin' to go burn a cross on Lyle's lawn right now!
01:07:16.000 No, shhh!
01:07:17.000 Then we'll have to do it!
01:07:17.000 No, no, no, no, no!
01:07:19.000 It's not that hard.
01:07:20.000 I've got the plywood.
01:07:21.000 It's not about the plywood.
01:07:23.000 I like Lyle.
01:07:24.000 I'll let him know first.
01:07:27.000 Alright, okay.
01:07:28.000 You get the plywood and kerosene.
01:07:29.000 You call Lyle.
01:07:32.000 And then we'll meet back here in about an hour to finish up.
01:07:35.000 Josephine, I hope you're hungry because you're about to eat a mouthful of your words!
01:07:39.000 That cross burning hot as hell.
01:07:48.000 Hey man, them stupid-ass white kids, they playing Dungeons and Dragons again?
01:07:51.000 They're a bunch of nerds.
01:07:53.000 Dungeons and Dragons.
01:07:54.000 Stupid.
01:07:58.000 So how about the cross, Lyle?
01:08:00.000 Our wives made us do it.
01:08:02.000 Wives made you do it?
01:08:04.000 F*** off, Clayton.
01:08:05.000 We'll be back tomorrow to clean it.
01:08:07.000 Hey, tell you what, your wife's supposed to be stopping by.
01:08:10.000 I got something to fix for her.
01:08:12.000 Make sure she stops by.
01:08:13.000 I sure will.
01:08:14.000 Me and my brother gonna take care of her, alright?
01:08:16.000 Sorry, Dan.
01:08:17.000 There goes the neighborhood again.
01:08:23.000 So look.
01:08:25.000 Took a risk.
01:08:26.000 Smash that like button.
01:08:28.000 Make sure that we do not stand alone in our condemnation of the KKK.
01:08:32.000 That's real footage.
01:08:33.000 Totally condemn.
01:08:34.000 I condemn all the racism as well as the nerdery.
01:08:38.000 You just never know where things come from sometimes.
01:08:39.000 Just three or four effeminate men playing Magic the Gathering and it got out of hand.
01:08:46.000 It went crazy.
01:08:47.000 Someone plays the Bloodlust card, you're like, that's a rare card, it's expensive, they don't want to trade, you're not playing for keeps.
01:08:52.000 Look, this is what happened.
01:08:54.000 The Black Panthers, it all started with Pogs.
01:08:56.000 I bet you we just lost three subscribers.
01:08:58.000 Yes, we just lost three subscribers.
01:09:00.000 Like, I don't know about this.
01:09:01.000 So look, I want to hear from you guys.
01:09:04.000 We have more to get into in the Georgia voting.
01:09:05.000 Let's do the Georgia bill more so, or I guess the problems with the Georgia voting.
01:09:09.000 We'll talk about that tomorrow.
01:09:12.000 Comment below if you're... Look, are you black?
01:09:14.000 Yes.
01:09:14.000 Yes.
01:09:15.000 Are you brown?
01:09:16.000 Maybe.
01:09:17.000 Well, look, if you've answered yes to both of these, congratulations, you're Kamala Harris.
01:09:20.000 But do you think that it's racist to have voter ID or do you have voter ID?
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01:09:33.000 Some people, you know, they want this to just be like an AM radio show.
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