Louder with Crowder - May 02, 2022


"F*** Xi Jinping!" How China is CENSORING Our Media! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 8 minutes

Words per Minute

191.89555

Word Count

13,228

Sentence Count

1,165

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

44


Summary

This week, the boys are joined by comedian Ben Shapiro to discuss a variety of topics. They discuss the dangers of drinking at an old man s bar, how to deal with a man who thinks you re a boy, and the perils of being a woman in a man s world.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Way back, back.
00:00:05.000 All right, well, can I help you?
00:00:35.000 That is to say, can I... As a matter of fact, you can.
00:00:37.000 That's so considerate of you to ask.
00:00:38.000 You see, I was over by the bar back there, and I said, now there's a young man who could be of great assistance accompanying me back to my hotel.
00:00:46.000 Well, as much as that is flattering, no.
00:00:50.000 No, I'm simply not a homosexual man.
00:00:52.000 I'm, in fact, a married man.
00:00:55.000 And so the dance begins.
00:00:57.000 The two-step, where each of us cloaks our true desires for fear of rejection.
00:01:02.000 Like a mystery ball, the path to unmasking one's truth is rife with self-deceit.
00:01:08.000 There's only one problem.
00:01:10.000 I haven't a mask.
00:01:12.000 And I'm too old to dance.
00:01:15.000 Oh, come now.
00:01:16.000 You and I both know this act is pointless.
00:01:17.000 A young man like you could learn a thing or two from me, having a man like me show you the ropes.
00:01:22.000 Why don't we just skip this whole charade?
00:01:24.000 Stop wasting everyone's time as you Accompany me to my car.
00:01:28.000 Well, that seems at the very least mildly inappropriate for a lunchtime.
00:01:33.000 I've always loathed the barricade of age.
00:01:36.000 Unfortunately, it's one of this world's greatest ironies that those guarding the most valuable treasures don't understand their true worth.
00:01:43.000 Now, Ben, I, of course, misspoke when I called you a boy.
00:01:47.000 Obviously, you're a young man, and I think it's one of this country's greatest injustices that a strapping young lad like you, just a few mere years shy of a driver's license, can't so much as enjoy a simple beer with his friends, or some of this Earth's more fleshly pleasures.
00:02:03.000 Wait, do you, uh, do you think I'm a boy?
00:02:07.000 No, of course not.
00:02:08.000 You're a young man.
00:02:09.000 No, no. I mean I'm 35.
00:02:11.000 Shhh.
00:02:31.000 You're a stranger in love. That's what I know. You're a stranger in love. I can't defy.
00:02:59.000 I'm gonna spit it.
00:03:01.000 That's called a fake sip because it's too hot.
00:03:12.000 Not.
00:03:13.000 It's a little too hot, and so I had to fake sip it right there.
00:03:16.000 It smells a little bit in the studio today, did you notice?
00:03:18.000 It does stink.
00:03:19.000 It does stink a little bit.
00:03:20.000 It does.
00:03:22.000 Yeah, Maximus, maybe we need to get that checked out.
00:03:25.000 We have a lot to get to today, I'm glad to be with you.
00:03:28.000 Gosh.
00:03:29.000 There's a theme today, and it is largely about not only the media.
00:03:32.000 A lot of people will tell you, oh, the media's liberal, the media's corrupt.
00:03:34.000 Sure, yeah, we get that.
00:03:36.000 But the idea that there can actually be foreign influences who determine policy and who determine what you are allowed to say and not say.
00:03:48.000 Forces that really have no interest in the Western world who are determining what can be spoken in the Western Hemisphere and in Western journalism.
00:03:55.000 So while they try and make you concerned about Elon Musk purchasing Twitter, there's a lot going on with people being jailed in Australia for speaking out against human rights violations in China.
00:04:04.000 There's a lot going on when you look at what people at Time Magazine are doing.
00:04:06.000 There's a lot going on when you look at what Disney is doing with a drag queen children's show.
00:04:11.000 Though that one I don't really know.
00:04:12.000 I don't know how that appeases the Chinese.
00:04:14.000 I think it's... Remember when kids would just do the Bozo Show?
00:04:14.000 I don't know.
00:04:18.000 Yes.
00:04:18.000 That was it.
00:04:19.000 Yes, where he was grossly abusive to Cookie?
00:04:21.000 Yes, he was grossly abusive to Cookie.
00:04:22.000 Like, hey kids, here's Cookie!
00:04:25.000 Watch me shove woodchips up his thumbs!
00:04:28.000 I hate him.
00:04:32.000 He's the reason I pay alimony!
00:04:36.000 So, my question to you, because I feel like it's old hat, just a question about media, I know how you'll answer, is if you had to go on a date with one Democrat, who would it be?
00:04:46.000 Who is it who you think is evil, but might be fun?
00:04:50.000 I'll give you my answer on Mug Club.
00:04:51.000 Okay.
00:04:53.000 It's one that's going to appall you.
00:04:54.000 Is it AOC?
00:04:55.000 No, no, no.
00:04:56.000 Oh, good.
00:04:56.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:04:57.000 I've learned you don't do the thing with crazy.
00:05:01.000 Yeah, yeah, that's too far.
00:05:03.000 That's the kind of stench that you don't wash off.
00:05:05.000 No, she's good from a distance.
00:05:06.000 Yes, she'll boil a kid's pet rabbit.
00:05:08.000 Oh, she certainly will.
00:05:09.000 But before that, hey look, we have, Gerald A. just had his new baby!
00:05:14.000 Yes!
00:05:14.000 Last week.
00:05:14.000 I don't think we're supposed to show a picture or any of that because we're not Brian Stelter who uploads pictures of his children without their consent ad nauseum.
00:05:21.000 But we have Gerald V. in studio!
00:05:22.000 How are you, sir?
00:05:24.000 He's doing the lamprey again.
00:05:25.000 Yeah!
00:05:25.000 He's doing the lamprey.
00:05:27.000 Named his kid David.
00:05:28.000 It's a perfect lamprey.
00:05:30.000 After his father.
00:05:33.000 And, uh, you hear him, you know him, you love him, you can follow him at LandauDave, and he is going to be this Friday in Springfield, Missouri, and then Saturday in Lincoln, Nebraska.
00:05:42.000 He's made it!
00:05:44.000 Lightoffcrowder.com slash tour for all the dates.
00:05:45.000 We'll be announcing a major fall tour soon.
00:05:47.000 Uh, Dave Landau, how are you?
00:05:48.000 Ahoy!
00:05:48.000 Good, how about you, sir?
00:05:49.000 I'm doing well.
00:05:50.000 You had a good time in Green Bay?
00:05:51.000 I did!
00:05:51.000 There are good people down there.
00:05:52.000 Yeah, they really are nice people.
00:05:53.000 And, yeah, a lot of serial killers come out of Wisconsin.
00:05:55.000 It's true.
00:05:56.000 And then I found out about more killers that I won't mention on the show, but I googled the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
00:06:01.000 Really?
00:06:02.000 Because the crowd was yelling it out.
00:06:04.000 Wow.
00:06:05.000 I, uh... You can tell me on Mug Club?
00:06:06.000 Yeah, I'll tell you on Mug Club.
00:06:07.000 Yeah, we don't want to talk about it here.
00:06:08.000 No, it's, uh... You could get in trouble, as opposed to the drag queen, uh, Generation Drag in Disney.
00:06:13.000 No, that's fine.
00:06:13.000 Yeah, it's fine.
00:06:16.000 Yeah, it's perfect.
00:06:17.000 Have you watched it?
00:06:17.000 You know what?
00:06:18.000 Let's just leave it at this.
00:06:19.000 Go ahead.
00:06:19.000 Let's see the clip of... Discovery Plus, unsatisfied with the raging success of their documentary, Fauci decided that they're going to debut a new show now called Let me, spoiler alert, everyone involved with this should be arrested for child abuse.
00:06:38.000 The new show is going to be called Generation Drag, which is going to follow five, what they refer to as, drag kids, or I refer to as victims of parental abuse, and the teaser is just as horrifying as you might imagine.
00:06:56.000 Welcome to the Pink Palace, my lovely friends.
00:07:05.000 I first discovered drag at 13.
00:07:07.000 I didn't know it was, but I knew I wanted it.
00:07:10.000 I put on the wig and the makeup and I'm someone completely different.
00:07:13.000 I'm so pretty!
00:07:16.000 My drag name is Vanessa Shimmer and she is just a force you cannot... Hey dad, I've asked you not to call me that.
00:07:21.000 How do I parent a child that wants to do drag?
00:07:24.000 You don't.
00:07:25.000 I never expected drag to be a part of our lives.
00:07:29.000 Oh my god, these are so cute!
00:07:32.000 People are willing to pay and I'm a trafficker.
00:07:34.000 My name is Noah and I'm transgender.
00:07:38.000 So my mom started Drag Utah.
00:07:40.000 Kids and their families are coming from all over the country where we get to be our true self.
00:07:45.000 And by true self I mean dressed like Brax dolls.
00:07:48.000 This is a place of love and support because we need that in this world.
00:07:57.000 This is me and you better like it.
00:08:01.000 Well, we don't, but it's not an attack on you, it's an attack on your parents.
00:08:03.000 Look, Joe Louis turned away.
00:08:05.000 Look at this.
00:08:06.000 He turned away.
00:08:07.000 He's just trying to go into the fire?
00:08:09.000 Yes, exactly.
00:08:10.000 Trying to stick his head in that chimney.
00:08:12.000 I bet Jimmy Savile wished he was still alive.
00:08:15.000 He's like, you can just do this on TV?
00:08:17.000 Yeah.
00:08:18.000 I wouldn't have been doing it behind closed doors.
00:08:19.000 Think about it, this used to be a scandal!
00:08:21.000 When you had people in Hollywood, right?
00:08:23.000 When they were doing this with kids.
00:08:24.000 No, now it's just a show they pitch.
00:08:26.000 Now it's celebrated.
00:08:27.000 Look, I truly believe that everyone involved with this show should be arrested for child abuse.
00:08:32.000 Hey, you're the director of photography?
00:08:33.000 You're now a child pornographer!
00:08:35.000 Here are the forms that you have to have all of your neighbors sign for the rest of your life!
00:08:41.000 Why would you go to an arena filled with- there's no way there's not pedos there judging it.
00:08:47.000 Who judges it?
00:08:48.000 Let me- okay, here's another question of the day.
00:08:50.000 How do you judge it?
00:08:51.000 The best comment will be pinned, and you will live in infamy forever.
00:08:56.000 Is there anyone out there, genuinely, anyone out there right now, if you are not a pedophile, this question applies to you.
00:09:02.000 Would you ever feel comfortable in the audience there?
00:09:07.000 Anyone who's not a pedophile, would you feel comfortable watching children in stripper garb?
00:09:12.000 Somebody's commenting like, yeah, I mean, why not?
00:09:15.000 Yeah, why not?
00:09:16.000 Just little kids dressing up as gals and boys.
00:09:18.000 By the way, this won't avail my search history, will it?
00:09:21.000 No, it's fine.
00:09:22.000 It's wholesome family fun, right?
00:09:24.000 Yeah, it's wholesome family fun.
00:09:25.000 I used to think it was child abuse to send a six-year-old or eight-year-old or ten-year-old girl to school with pants that had juicy written across the ass.
00:09:34.000 And now we're sending boys!
00:09:36.000 I had to turn a big Johnson shirt inside out when I was in sixth grade, but this is perfectly acceptable.
00:09:44.000 And then they say, remember, they're just trying to gaslight you in Florida.
00:09:48.000 They just don't want us to talk about our personal sexual relationships.
00:09:53.000 Discovery Plus is Disney.
00:09:55.000 We just had the Disney, I believe, CEO step down.
00:09:57.000 No idea if that was, you know, proactively trying to cut off the pedophile train at the pass.
00:10:02.000 But the issue here is, this is as bad, this is as bad as it gets.
00:10:07.000 It's as bad as it gets.
00:10:08.000 You combine this with, this is what they want if completely unfettered.
00:10:11.000 You already saw cuties at Netflix.
00:10:14.000 They told you they weren't coming for your kids.
00:10:17.000 When you brought that up, they said you were crazy.
00:10:20.000 They said you were paranoid.
00:10:21.000 How much worse does it have to get?
00:10:24.000 Does it have to be actual child pornography, which by the way, has existed on YouTube as well?
00:10:31.000 I don't think it does.
00:10:32.000 I mean, at this point, I guess I just don't understand why if you're a boy going to your dad and you're a child, a child, you're not like, yeah, we can't do this.
00:10:41.000 I can't send you to a television show where you can show everybody that you dress pretty like a lady.
00:10:47.000 Right.
00:10:47.000 I just can't imagine.
00:10:49.000 I don't think, you know, it doesn't have to be... You cannot use my Amazon Prime account to order a stripper pole.
00:10:54.000 Right.
00:10:56.000 I'm not saying that your dad should chuck a beer bottle at you, but it's...
00:11:01.000 Right.
00:11:02.000 I just, it's enough.
00:11:03.000 Your dad shouldn't be, you know, instead of playing house, playing champagne room.
00:11:08.000 No, he shouldn't be.
00:11:10.000 He's like, oh, that's good, son.
00:11:12.000 I just went to the bank and got a bunch of singles.
00:11:14.000 Yes.
00:11:14.000 Let's have fun.
00:11:15.000 Yeah.
00:11:16.000 I'm going to call the friends over.
00:11:17.000 This actually, this isn't just Disney.
00:11:19.000 Discovery is owned by Warner.
00:11:21.000 Oh, is it?
00:11:22.000 It's spreading.
00:11:23.000 It's spreading.
00:11:23.000 The Warner sister brothers?
00:11:24.000 Like a pedophilic virus.
00:11:26.000 Yeah.
00:11:26.000 Yeah.
00:11:30.000 I'm sorry.
00:11:31.000 These parents... It's so... Well, yeah, how do you do that with your kid?
00:11:35.000 You're just letting your son actually go up there or your... I don't... whatever.
00:11:39.000 Well, they literally gave the kid unfettered access to the internet since, what, they were six?
00:11:44.000 Yeah.
00:11:44.000 And that's what you get.
00:11:45.000 Well, and I guarantee you right now if you search... You know what?
00:11:48.000 Right now do an experiment.
00:11:49.000 Search... Use Google.
00:11:52.000 Search child drag.
00:11:53.000 Search generation drag.
00:11:56.000 And see what pops up.
00:11:58.000 Is it the overwhelming...
00:12:01.000 The sentiment that this is grossly inappropriate?
00:12:04.000 I don't know.
00:12:05.000 This is an experiment right now in real time.
00:12:07.000 I would love to see what kind of results you get.
00:12:09.000 And I hate this.
00:12:12.000 I hate it.
00:12:12.000 It's like when people used to say, when Donald Trump was running against Hillary Clinton, you would have some people say, well, I think they're both two sides of the same coin, and so at least Hillary Clinton, you know, will showcase the left for what they are, whereas Donald Trump won't be enough of a contrast.
00:12:24.000 Yeah, okay.
00:12:25.000 I get the silver lining now with Biden as well, that people see how bad it is, but I wish that it didn't require this.
00:12:32.000 The silver lining here is you do see the disconnect between not just the media, not just the entertainment industry, not just the elites in Washington, D.C., but your public school teachers, I'm sorry, true heroes, and the average American citizen.
00:12:46.000 I can't even imagine that most, you know, we're all the gay guys who just wanted to get married, saying they wanted all the same rights, right?
00:12:53.000 I thought that you wanted to be domesticated, white picket fence, have a dog, come home, plow your boyfriend.
00:12:57.000 I thought that's what you were looking for.
00:12:59.000 Is this what you had in mind, Generation Drag?
00:13:01.000 Because this is coming from the LGBTQ, Alphabet, Gestapo community right now, and I don't know how far it goes.
00:13:10.000 I don't think that's necessarily representative of the gay community.
00:13:12.000 No, it's not.
00:13:13.000 That's the problem, is they try to sneak this under the guise of them.
00:13:18.000 Right.
00:13:18.000 They try to say, oh well, it's lesbian, it's gay, it's trans, it's whatever.
00:13:22.000 So now it's kids in drag doing cartwheels in front of, you know...
00:13:27.000 Judges, I guess.
00:13:27.000 Well-adjusted adults.
00:13:28.000 Yes, well-adjusted adults and judges that are on Skype from prison.
00:13:32.000 Hey, was there a criminal background check on every single judge?
00:13:36.000 There's no possible way there's a criminal background check.
00:13:38.000 There's no way.
00:13:39.000 Can you imagine having the pedophile tracker on your phone?
00:13:41.000 It's just a giant red dot in that arena.
00:13:43.000 Right, yeah.
00:13:44.000 The service gets slowed down.
00:13:45.000 It's like, oh, these are peak hours.
00:13:47.000 Yeah, they shut off my 5G.
00:13:49.000 I'm back down to 3G.
00:13:50.000 There's so many people using it here.
00:13:52.000 It's like South by Southwest, only with child rapists.
00:13:55.000 Just everybody moving from door to door of the local hotels introducing themselves.
00:14:00.000 Yes.
00:14:02.000 I'll be staying here all week.
00:14:03.000 I know, I'm also a monster.
00:14:05.000 What's your son's name?
00:14:07.000 The concierge?
00:14:07.000 Yeah, oh yeah, what do you recommend?
00:14:09.000 Oh, so you recommend that place.
00:14:09.000 That's like a tapas where they have different bites we could sample.
00:14:12.000 Okay, if you could sign here just acknowledging that we spoke.
00:14:15.000 Can you imagine if you're a pervert just accidentally checking into that hotel?
00:14:19.000 You're like, I was just here on business.
00:14:21.000 Yeah.
00:14:22.000 I didn't know I was in heaven.
00:14:23.000 Be like Tim Curry in Home Alone 2 where the light bulb pops off on the back of his head.
00:14:27.000 Bingo.
00:14:29.000 I'm sorry, is there a sting operation going on this weekend?
00:14:32.000 I was really open to catch some Z's.
00:14:34.000 No, no, there's no sting operation.
00:14:35.000 Those who would conduct a sting operation like the FBI, CIA, they're too busy watching Generation Drag.
00:14:40.000 Yes, they've actually brought their kids here.
00:14:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:42.000 We've seen subscriptions among three-letter agency members go up 900% since the release of this.
00:14:49.000 They're shooting Abusive Foster Families Plus here today.
00:14:52.000 Yes, yes.
00:14:56.000 Yeah, tomorrow we'll be filming relapse.
00:14:57.000 It's an exciting day for everyone who puts makeup on their eight-year-old boy.
00:15:03.000 Yes.
00:15:03.000 And by the way, just to be clear, people say, oh, it's just dress up, it's just having fun.
00:15:06.000 No, no, there's a huge difference.
00:15:07.000 And again, they title it drag.
00:15:09.000 Drag has a historical connotation.
00:15:11.000 It's not People copy pasting their fears to it.
00:15:14.000 Drag has been connected to, in a hyper-sexualized part of the LG, back then it was just LGB community, since the early 20th century.
00:15:23.000 Let me read you a quote here.
00:15:24.000 It's always been linked to sexual behavior.
00:15:25.000 It's always been linked to sexual preference.
00:15:27.000 the 1990s, gay culture and gay pride built mainstream support and with that came popular
00:15:31.000 drag culture as well.
00:15:34.000 It's always been linked to sexual behavior.
00:15:36.000 It's always been linked to sexual preference and these are kids who really shouldn't, I
00:15:40.000 mean, I would have a problem if a young girl at that age wanted to be a stripper.
00:15:45.000 I'd just be like, no, no, you can't go on stage and undulate.
00:15:49.000 Well, there was a problem with that in New York where a kid wanted to do drag shows.
00:15:53.000 And I forgot what talk show he was on, but I mean, I'm sure you can look it up, but I may be arrested.
00:15:59.000 But there was a kid, this was a couple of years ago, and he was like, yeah, he was like eight or nine or ten.
00:16:03.000 And he's like, I just I'm a drag kid.
00:16:04.000 And you know, the dad looked like, Clint Howard just defeated and the, you know, the Munchausen wife is like, you go buddy.
00:16:11.000 You do it.
00:16:12.000 And I was like, I wonder how long until he gets molested.
00:16:15.000 It was like three weeks after the show aired.
00:16:17.000 Once upon a time, if it was like Dr. Phil, he would've been like, now, now you're dressing like a girl.
00:16:22.000 Yeah.
00:16:22.000 All right.
00:16:23.000 But you're actually a boy, but now he just has to support the mom and be like, nah, listen, dad, you have to let this boy be who he is.
00:16:30.000 And you, you need to treat this woman like the queen she is.
00:16:33.000 You can't hit her.
00:16:33.000 Okay.
00:16:36.000 All the daytime view women who happen to tune into Dr. Phil.
00:16:40.000 Everything she says is accurate.
00:16:42.000 You cannot put up a fight.
00:16:43.000 Now to be clear, you need to know that all women are beautiful in every way and you're a piece of shit because you're a man.
00:16:52.000 Raising your son to be a man is disgraceful.
00:16:55.000 That is, honestly I'm disappointed.
00:16:57.000 I want to have a talk with you in the green room after.
00:17:00.000 Right.
00:17:00.000 Because you should not be, you should not be doing anything your wife doesn't like.
00:17:05.000 Okay?
00:17:05.000 We'll be right back.
00:17:06.000 All masculinity is toxic.
00:17:08.000 Your boy should not play sports unless he is competing with other girls.
00:17:11.000 Yes.
00:17:12.000 Thank you.
00:17:12.000 Right?
00:17:13.000 Okay.
00:17:13.000 That's all it should be.
00:17:14.000 I don't want to hear any more out of you.
00:17:16.000 To give you an idea of the crew that put this show together, so Tyra Banks is the lead executive producer.
00:17:21.000 Do you mean the person who, to commemorate Black History Month, redid a photo shoot of herself as the first black cover model of Sports Illustrated?
00:17:29.000 She's like, to honor Black History Month, I'm honoring me!
00:17:33.000 Is she the one that chucked a phone at her assistant?
00:17:37.000 Anyway, go on, sorry.
00:17:38.000 There's her and then there's Jasmine Stoddle, and Jasmine Stoddle's first credit on IMDb, she was the set decorator for a show called Foursome, a reality show where four contestants, two male and two female, stay in a huge house together where they interact, build relationships, and have hardcore sex.
00:17:54.000 Are you serious?
00:17:54.000 Oh, great!
00:17:55.000 Yeah, that's a wonderful person to have around your children.
00:17:57.000 That's great!
00:17:59.000 What channel was that on?
00:18:01.000 Ash Now, was it on Shudder?
00:18:05.000 It sounds to me like you're judging her as a woman, as a man, with a penis, alright?
00:18:11.000 You're not supposed to have an opinion.
00:18:13.000 You don't know what they were doing in that house.
00:18:15.000 They were having sex, but that's their prerogative.
00:18:18.000 Yeah, they're just building relationships and having foursomes.
00:18:21.000 You should probably take notes because your relation... You know what I always say is if you see a speck of sand in a woman's eye, you're probably a piece of shit as a man.
00:18:31.000 This show's just simply called Give It To Me, Caddy.
00:18:33.000 Yeah.
00:18:33.000 They're all on the golf course.
00:18:35.000 Yeah.
00:18:35.000 Having foursomes.
00:18:36.000 Me and Steve Harvey get together to figure out how I can bash men, alright, and he can bash white people.
00:18:43.000 It's our calling card.
00:18:44.000 All the greats have their calling cards.
00:18:46.000 Friends, kids, family feud.
00:18:49.000 What don't you want?
00:18:50.000 It's just one thing.
00:18:51.000 It's penis.
00:18:51.000 Oh!
00:18:52.000 This white boy says he don't want penis!
00:18:55.000 Everything that white guys say.
00:18:55.000 Come on.
00:18:57.000 Okay!
00:19:00.000 Alright, now we move on to... I'm disgusted by it, okay?
00:19:03.000 And don't think for a second that... Sometimes people get mad because we have... This is what's going on in the real world, okay?
00:19:08.000 Christian conservatives, this show at least allows you... I know a lot of people have their church where everyone speaks Christianese and then they have to go and watch Netflix or watch Main Street.
00:19:16.000 We're going to discuss the things that are actually happening in the real world and it's not to approve of the degeneracy, it's to condemn it and hopefully make... This is the world your kids are going into!
00:19:26.000 You need to talk to your kids.
00:19:28.000 You know, you used to have to tell your kids to not play with blasting caps?
00:19:31.000 Now tell them, if it's a boy, to avoid the stripper out.
00:19:35.000 To avoid going to Adam and Eve shop.
00:19:41.000 Your boy shouldn't be shopping.
00:19:42.000 It used to be, don't play with blasting caps.
00:19:44.000 Now it's, don't order from the Fredericks catalog.
00:19:46.000 And you're right.
00:19:47.000 People will be mad because they want to try to make it say, OK, look, there's right wing media saying that you should attack trans kids.
00:19:54.000 And that's not true.
00:19:55.000 No.
00:19:56.000 It's the parents.
00:19:57.000 You're saying that you shouldn't hurt children.
00:19:59.000 Simple.
00:20:00.000 Stop going after kids.
00:20:01.000 Right.
00:20:01.000 You should milkshake the parents.
00:20:02.000 Absolutely.
00:20:04.000 Alright, so now speaking of people who are incredibly ineffective like those parents, the White House Correspondence Center took place.
00:20:10.000 I will say this, spoiler alert, Trevor Noah, this is the first time I've ever seen him be funny even accidentally, so I want to give him credit where it's due.
00:20:17.000 He did a good job.
00:20:18.000 He did go after both sides, of course that's because he largely didn't write it.
00:20:21.000 Right.
00:20:24.000 But they kicked off the dinner by playing a video montage, and there are some omissions, which we'll get to in a second, that recapped previous White House, for those who don't know where they kind of roast the president in a very friendly way, previous White House correspondence dinners.
00:20:36.000 Here is how they led the night.
00:20:38.000 I know there was some talk about my not coming this year, and I admit the thought did cross my mind.
00:20:45.000 George always says he's delighted to come to these press dinners.
00:20:55.000 Baloney.
00:20:58.000 It's great to be here at the Washington Hilton.
00:21:01.000 It's something a prostitute might say to a congressman.
00:21:04.000 Isn't that what the confirmation process is all about here in Washington?
00:21:10.000 Weeding out the truly qualified to get to the truly available.
00:21:16.000 Well here in one room we have members of the media, politicians, corporate executives, advertisers, lobbyists, and celebrities.
00:21:23.000 Everything that is wrong with America is here in this room tonight.
00:21:28.000 With that, I just have two more words to say.
00:21:33.000 Obama out.
00:21:37.000 Hey, by the way, there are very few moments in history that are more satisfying than watching back at one of those correspondence dinners when Seth Meyers and Barack Obama were roasting Donald Trump as a joke for losing his first bid in the primary for Republicans, and he's just sitting there just like, OK, putting it in the old memory chip.
00:21:58.000 I think that's the moment he decided to become president.
00:22:01.000 Yeah.
00:22:01.000 It was like, no, I'm really gonna go for it.
00:22:03.000 Yeah, it's like when Bruce Wayne saw his parents killed in the alleyway.
00:22:06.000 Yeah.
00:22:10.000 So here's the funny thing, is they show all of that, and those are pretty general, but they did omit one of the most legendary White House correspondence dinners ever.
00:22:18.000 And that would be, of course, Norm MacDonald in the Clinton years, where you can see here the audience did not react.
00:22:24.000 The audience is largely press.
00:22:26.000 So it's not the American audience.
00:22:27.000 So a lot of people always wondered why Norm wouldn't do well at some of these events and they'd be laughing at home.
00:22:32.000 Well, it's because that audience isn't your audience.
00:22:34.000 And he always had a great sense for understanding the people at home are to whom I'm performing.
00:22:40.000 Here's him at a Clinton White House Correspondence Center, I believe it was 97, where the jokes fall flat because they're far too true.
00:22:46.000 Anyways, the dinner was great.
00:22:47.000 Did you enjoy the dinner?
00:22:48.000 We had some salmon.
00:22:50.000 It was great.
00:22:50.000 It was delicious.
00:22:51.000 I thought it was refreshing to see Democrats serve something other than subpoenas for a change.
00:22:57.000 I thought that was nice, you know?
00:22:59.000 We've had a president that has hobbled, you know?
00:23:02.000 It's tough on everybody.
00:23:03.000 The Secret Service is not easy on the Secret Service.
00:23:05.000 They have had to learn, you know, how to do this.
00:23:08.000 And they've been specially trained on how to lift and carry President Clinton by top experts who've been doing this for a long time.
00:23:16.000 Boris Yeltsin's Secret Service agents.
00:23:18.000 They've... they've stepped into health, you know.
00:23:25.000 There's a rumor that last week, a certain, I don't want to say who it is, a certain gentleman
00:23:35.000 in ABC News, he went to a party and he got really drunk and he ended up having sex with
00:23:41.000 his own wife.
00:23:42.000 I don't know... How does that not land?
00:23:46.000 I don't care who you are.
00:23:47.000 I don't know how these rumors get started, but you know, it's probably just a vicious rumor, really.
00:23:52.000 I love that he's just enjoying the bomb.
00:24:00.000 It's probably just a vicious rumor, you know?
00:24:05.000 That's what got him banned from The View.
00:24:08.000 Because he said that he was on there, he asked him about when George W. Bush just won.
00:24:10.000 He said, yeah, you know, I think it's good getting, you know, a good man into the White House, you know, getting murderers out of the White House.
00:24:17.000 They go, what?
00:24:17.000 Well, murderers out of the White House!
00:24:19.000 Hey, didn't you hear Bill Clinton?
00:24:21.000 He killed a guy!
00:24:23.000 He said, I thought you were supposed to be funny.
00:24:24.000 He didn't know that?
00:24:25.000 Yeah.
00:24:28.000 And he kept doubling down on it.
00:24:30.000 Yeah.
00:24:30.000 Yeah.
00:24:30.000 Joy Bear's like, you can't just say that.
00:24:32.000 He's like, I'm not.
00:24:33.000 No, I'm not.
00:24:35.000 I thought everyone knew this.
00:24:36.000 And then he pulls out his cell phone.
00:24:37.000 You're ready to pull out a cell phone?
00:24:38.000 Yeah.
00:24:38.000 Hello?
00:24:39.000 Huh?
00:24:39.000 And they go, what are you doing?
00:24:40.000 Well, your producer told me before it'd be funny if I pull out and like fake talk to my phone out here.
00:24:46.000 So, yeah.
00:24:48.000 He was just showcasing the absolute, this house of cards that is the entertainment industry.
00:24:55.000 Alright, so going back to this Saturday though.
00:24:58.000 Here's Biden, and there's Trevor Noah.
00:25:01.000 Biden's reaction, which is, there's no real winning with the reaction, but unfortunately, in this case, Biden has to laugh at the pain and suffering of the American people, so it just comes off really poorly.
00:25:13.000 But I do think Trevor Noah did a better job than, for example, Stephen Colbert or Michelle Wolf, which means in her native tongue, Not funny.
00:25:23.000 Also, a quick note before people order their Ubers home tonight.
00:25:27.000 Governor Greg Abbott is generously providing free buses for the Telemundo table.
00:25:33.000 Very classy.
00:25:34.000 Very classy.
00:25:37.000 I'll be honest.
00:25:39.000 If you didn't come, I totally would have understood.
00:25:40.000 Yeah.
00:25:41.000 Yeah, because these people have been so hard on you.
00:25:43.000 Which I don't get.
00:25:44.000 I really don't.
00:25:45.000 You know, I think ever since you've come into office, things are really looking up.
00:25:48.000 You know, gas is up.
00:25:50.000 Rent is up.
00:25:50.000 Food is up.
00:25:52.000 No one's laughing.
00:25:52.000 No, it really has been a tough first year for you, Mr.
00:25:56.000 President.
00:25:57.000 And surely you must be a little worried about 2024.
00:26:00.000 There's a lot of passion on the Republican side. There really is.
00:26:03.000 It's going to be an interesting time.
00:26:06.000 Thank you so much for having me.
00:26:08.000 I appreciate you. Please be careful leaving tonight.
00:26:12.000 We all know this administration doesn't handle evacuations well.
00:26:15.000 Good night, everybody.
00:26:15.000 Thank you so much.
00:26:16.000 Good!
00:26:16.000 That was funny!
00:26:17.000 It was funny.
00:26:18.000 That was funny.
00:26:18.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of evacuations, if we get evacuated from YouTube, you can tune in every Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
00:26:24.000 Eastern.
00:26:25.000 You can watch the free show on Rumble, or you can watch, of course, like the full hour, it's like an hour and a half to two hours on Mug Club, LightOffCredit.com slash Mug Club, because YouTube don't pay nothing.
00:26:36.000 I think he did a pretty good job there, Trevor Noah.
00:26:38.000 I agree.
00:26:39.000 Yeah.
00:26:39.000 I do.
00:26:39.000 I agree.
00:26:40.000 I think it's sad because Biden and Pelosi are like that, where they go a little bit too happy at the parts where they're not supposed to.
00:26:47.000 Right.
00:26:48.000 And that's what he did.
00:26:49.000 I think he just didn't know where he was.
00:26:50.000 Yes, I think you're right.
00:26:51.000 Because that was the moment where it's like, yeah, food prices are soaring.
00:26:55.000 Right.
00:26:55.000 Gas is soaring.
00:26:56.000 And he's like, I know, right?
00:26:58.000 I totally did.
00:26:58.000 I did do that.
00:26:59.000 People are going to starve.
00:27:00.000 People are really hungry.
00:27:01.000 Like, put an earpiece in him and just tell him, like, touch your forehead.
00:27:04.000 You know, if he has like a...
00:27:06.000 You know, do that, and then people won't hate you.
00:27:09.000 The sad part is, though, even with the earpiece, it's like, Salute the... Salute the Marine.
00:27:13.000 He's like, Salute the Marine.
00:27:15.000 He would just be saying, Laugh now.
00:27:16.000 Like, we've tried that.
00:27:17.000 There's no way to work.
00:27:19.000 But you didn't say Simon Says.
00:27:22.000 What?
00:27:23.000 Who told you we were going to do this?
00:27:27.000 Did Simon say shit in my pants?
00:27:29.000 Yes, he did.
00:27:32.000 Can we just say that Simon said it?
00:27:35.000 Say he was in January 6th.
00:27:37.000 Hang him out to dry.
00:27:38.000 Also, I need to dry my pants.
00:27:41.000 I took 10 Viagra last night.
00:27:43.000 Nothing.
00:27:47.000 Not a wiggle.
00:27:48.000 Turns out that was Adderall.
00:27:49.000 Oh, that's why it's shrunk.
00:27:51.000 Yet I'm also weirdly unfocused.
00:27:53.000 Yeah, I don't know how that works.
00:27:54.000 Is it like a biphasic effect where if you take too much, you get sleepy?
00:27:59.000 No, not at all.
00:28:00.000 You take more, you get more sped up.
00:28:02.000 You know how Hunter's wide awake and he's got a jar of Pez?
00:28:07.000 All right.
00:28:08.000 It really does smell in the studio, which actually brings us to our next story.
00:28:13.000 She might be testifying today.
00:28:15.000 Amber Satan Heard.
00:28:15.000 Oh, gorgeous woman.
00:28:17.000 Look.
00:28:19.000 I mean that's not, you're not being facetious.
00:28:21.000 She is a beautiful, physically.
00:28:22.000 Physically beautiful.
00:28:23.000 Physically beautiful.
00:28:24.000 Yes.
00:28:24.000 The inside is, I mean, it's a test holiday.
00:28:28.000 Yeah, oh, it's no good.
00:28:29.000 No.
00:28:29.000 There's nothing good about it.
00:28:30.000 No, there's nothing good on the inside.
00:28:32.000 I mean, you know, as far as the spirit.
00:28:33.000 Shallow hell, ugliest woman on earth.
00:28:35.000 Yes, exactly.
00:28:36.000 By the way, they had to redact that film, Shallow Hell, now.
00:28:38.000 Yes.
00:28:39.000 Because it's offensive to both fat people and Gwyneth Paltrow.
00:28:42.000 Yes.
00:28:46.000 So Johnny Depp, she might testify today, and I think this is an important story because it has highlighted the abuse that men often endure, which often goes completely unreported, and that's because men are often afraid, they're ashamed to bring it forward, and the physical abuse isn't really as egregious as the emotional and mental abuse that we've seen, obviously, with Amber Heard.
00:29:05.000 I think regardless of the defamation suit, Johnny Depp has won because she's probably done career-wise.
00:29:10.000 No one will want to touch her.
00:29:10.000 He might be rehabilitating his because we know for sure that she physically abused him.
00:29:14.000 We know for sure that she lied, that she was cheating on him, that she didn't give the money to charity, that she's dishonest on every level.
00:29:21.000 The only question is, and we know that Johnny Depp is a druggy weirdo.
00:29:25.000 Okay, fine.
00:29:25.000 The only question now is, did he ever once retaliate physically?
00:29:29.000 And there's no evidence of that.
00:29:31.000 Think of the standard that is applied to Amber Heard And to Johnny Depp.
00:29:36.000 And I'll tell you who's been most pissed off about this, is the women I've spoken to.
00:29:41.000 Because they all know a woman like this.
00:29:42.000 Every woman I've spoken to, they go, yeah, I would see that broad coming a mile away.
00:29:46.000 I've seen guys get torn up like this.
00:29:48.000 Right, well, when he started in film, he went out to Hollywood to be a rock star.
00:29:53.000 Basically met Nicolas Cage, went out, and Wes Craven's daughter saw him and was like, oh, he's hot, so he got Nightmare on Elm Street.
00:30:01.000 So he's always been a bit of a bad boy, so being a druggie weirdo wouldn't actually hurt his career at all.
00:30:06.000 It's what made him, is the fact that he's a bit like that.
00:30:09.000 I think this has actually revamped his career, if anything, already.
00:30:12.000 Yeah.
00:30:13.000 Just by seeing it, because everything that he's said has been proven.
00:30:16.000 I mean, he's right.
00:30:18.000 Yeah, and his closing statements were really pretty impactful, but to give you an idea as far as how far the abuse went, Johnny Depp's security guard, and I know some of this can be hearsay, but there also are pictures, I don't know if they've done DNA evidence on this, but they confirmed Amber Heard's, the event where she pooped in Johnny Depp's bed.
00:30:37.000 Did you have any discussions with Ms.
00:30:38.000 Hurd on the way to Coachella that evening?
00:30:42.000 We had a conversation pertaining to the surprise she left in the boss's bed prior to leaving the apartment.
00:30:48.000 And when you refer to the surprise in the boss's bed, what are you referring to?
00:30:52.000 The defecation.
00:30:54.000 I love how he's trying to be such a gentleman about it.
00:30:58.000 What is that?
00:31:01.000 Oh no!
00:31:02.000 Oh my god.
00:31:03.000 No!
00:31:05.000 It's poo!
00:31:05.000 I have it too!
00:31:06.000 I have it too!
00:31:08.000 Who did this?
00:31:08.000 Seriously, who did this?
00:31:09.000 I have it too.
00:31:10.000 Hold on a second here.
00:31:11.000 Who did this?
00:31:12.000 Who did this?
00:31:14.000 Are you serious?
00:31:15.000 Look at this.
00:31:18.000 This is mug feces.
00:31:21.000 This is mug shit.
00:31:24.000 This isn't shit club.
00:31:26.000 That's gross.
00:31:28.000 This is disgusting, seriously.
00:31:30.000 This is not poop.
00:31:31.000 You know what?
00:31:31.000 I knew we had a problem.
00:31:32.000 You know what the problem is?
00:31:33.000 This is the problem in covering Amber Heard.
00:31:35.000 You know what the problem is?
00:31:36.000 Yeah.
00:31:36.000 You give her the press, you create copycats.
00:31:39.000 We need to find out who did this and we need to take care of it.
00:31:42.000 This is disgusting.
00:31:43.000 You know what?
00:31:43.000 If it takes all week.
00:31:46.000 We'll find out.
00:31:46.000 We'll get to the bottom of this.
00:31:47.000 All week.
00:31:49.000 Unbelievable.
00:31:50.000 Right, Gerald B.?
00:31:52.000 Right.
00:31:53.000 Yeah.
00:31:53.000 He's less affected.
00:31:54.000 He really doesn't care.
00:31:55.000 Sometimes I am jealous of his, uh, you know, sensory shortcomings.
00:32:00.000 I actually think he drank his.
00:32:01.000 Yeah.
00:32:01.000 Well.
00:32:02.000 That makes sense.
00:32:04.000 At a certain point it does ferment and, you know, liquor's liquor.
00:32:07.000 It does stink over there, so.
00:32:08.000 It does stink.
00:32:09.000 Cultured yeast.
00:32:10.000 It's true.
00:32:11.000 I'm just making some prison champagne.
00:32:13.000 Hey, here's something else.
00:32:16.000 Uh, yeah, some toilet wine.
00:32:17.000 God, this is the most disgusting thing.
00:32:20.000 We're about to get to Australian free speech in the United States.
00:32:23.000 Should we get those mugs out of here?
00:32:25.000 I just put them over there.
00:32:26.000 I put it far enough.
00:32:27.000 Close to us.
00:32:29.000 I don't want it near me.
00:32:30.000 I don't know that it's not one of you.
00:32:32.000 Yeah, I'm...
00:32:34.000 I'm keeping it just in case we have to do a DNA... Yeah, I bet you Johnny Depp wished that he had kept it.
00:32:40.000 Yeah.
00:32:40.000 You know, in 23 and me, that stuff.
00:32:42.000 That's true.
00:32:43.000 Yeah.
00:32:43.000 He could've.
00:32:44.000 And it just comes back, bitch.
00:32:45.000 Yep, that's what it would be.
00:32:47.000 So, uh, May Day was, uh, yesterday.
00:32:51.000 And for those of you who don't know, um, in communist speak, it's International Workers' Day.
00:32:56.000 Which is always funny to me.
00:32:57.000 I love how there's no... I want there to be... because this always means, like, employees.
00:33:00.000 I always want there to be an international, you know, Small Business Owners Day.
00:33:04.000 And they just fire everybody?
00:33:05.000 Yeah.
00:33:06.000 Because they always act like business owners don't work.
00:33:08.000 Like, you only work if you're in a union or on a factory line.
00:33:12.000 So the holiday actually does have surprisingly pagan roots, but came to be associated with the labor movement and anti-capitalism.
00:33:18.000 Which, by the way, I don't know if you know about this, Helen Keller wrote about.
00:33:21.000 Did you know that?
00:33:22.000 Did you know the Helen Keller thing is complete bullshit?
00:33:24.000 Did you guys know this?
00:33:25.000 I know I'm going off on a tangent today without Gerald to try and keep us on track.
00:33:28.000 Did you know the Helen Keller thing is complete horseshit?
00:33:31.000 Do you know the chances of someone who can't hear Or, see, I think at two years of age today, learning how to, it's a zero, it's never happened, and Helen Keller was doing this, right, and it was, what was her name, Ann Sullivan?
00:33:42.000 Was it Ann Sullivan?
00:33:43.000 The lady she was with?
00:33:45.000 Helen Keller didn't sign, Helen Keller would do this into her hand, she'd go like, and then she would go, oh, and she is saying that we must support the workers' movement and destroy the capitalist system.
00:33:53.000 You can read socialist screeds and political endorsements from Helen Keller that just so happened to match her handler, who was a charlatan before that, To the letter!
00:34:04.000 Anyway.
00:34:05.000 Yeah, basically, water burned her hand and she screamed and she's like, did everybody hear that?
00:34:09.000 Did everybody hear that?
00:34:10.000 That's the big news.
00:34:11.000 She said we need to, uh, we need to, uh, try, uh, Hoover for war crimes.
00:34:15.000 Yes.
00:34:17.000 Oh, yes, yes, I do believe that we need, uh, uh, more, uh, taxation of the wealthy.
00:34:22.000 Yes, that is the proletariat's plight!
00:34:26.000 Yeah, basically she went through life feeling either pain or not.
00:34:29.000 Yeah.
00:34:30.000 That was it.
00:34:30.000 Yeah.
00:34:31.000 And she couldn't communicate the lies.
00:34:32.000 No.
00:34:34.000 So, anyway.
00:34:35.000 Yeah, just touched my hand a bunch.
00:34:36.000 Anyway, so we have May Day right now.
00:34:38.000 My point is, yeah, it's designed to try and create class warfare.
00:34:42.000 And you would think it was just about workers' rights, if it was just about, you know, representing people who are out there working hard, working 9 to 5.
00:34:47.000 You know, like Alice Cooper's You and Me, one of the greatest love ballads of all time about a working man.
00:34:51.000 Instead, they continued the pattern as they have followed for the last several years of destroying and burning down their own cities.
00:34:57.000 Here you go.
00:34:57.000 Happy May Day!
00:35:01.000 That was 2021.
00:35:02.000 They are hard at work.
00:35:07.000 It's a good day They don't work for the bike store
00:35:16.000 And I
00:35:20.000 I'm going to say that it's a long way.
00:35:24.000 And now this is 2022.
00:35:25.000 There's Paris!
00:35:27.000 Wow.
00:35:28.000 Beautiful Paris.
00:35:30.000 Croissants anyone?
00:35:31.000 Yep.
00:35:32.000 That's a different Ratatouille sequel.
00:35:38.000 What an awful, awful world.
00:35:40.000 Yeah.
00:35:45.000 I do love seeing them panic there.
00:35:46.000 They're like, oh no!
00:35:48.000 Consequences!
00:35:50.000 Jeez!
00:35:50.000 And then you scream how you didn't do anything.
00:35:52.000 Yeah.
00:35:53.000 We just burned down Paris.
00:35:55.000 Yeah.
00:35:55.000 Why are you running at me?
00:35:56.000 Right.
00:35:57.000 Like when they burn down a church.
00:35:58.000 Right.
00:36:00.000 What is that?
00:36:00.000 Is that Greta Thunberg trying- is she being intercepted by the aliens from Sines?
00:36:05.000 She's gargling while doing it.
00:36:06.000 Yeah.
00:36:07.000 She's doing a ventriloquist routine.
00:36:09.000 Yes.
00:36:09.000 Watch me!
00:36:12.000 I'm gargling mysterine!
00:36:13.000 How do I do it?
00:36:14.000 She turned 18 so her parents are drowning her.
00:36:17.000 We have no use for you.
00:36:18.000 We can't put you in any more child drag shows!
00:36:23.000 Your old hat!
00:36:24.000 You're past your prime, kid!
00:36:26.000 Your eggs are drying up!
00:36:28.000 Alright.
00:36:29.000 So, uh, let's go to here, Australia.
00:36:32.000 Horrible place.
00:36:33.000 I'm sorry.
00:36:33.000 We have a lot of people who follow from Australia.
00:36:35.000 Pogo, one of the best musicians around, uh, Australian, and, uh, love him.
00:36:40.000 But you know what, when you start a country as a penal colony for murderers and rapists, I guess it doesn't surprise me that you end up with what we have now.
00:36:50.000 But I was hoping for better.
00:36:51.000 So, while campaigning, and this is about free speech, you've heard me say this before, free speech doesn't exist outside of the United States.
00:36:56.000 And people push back and say, yeah, it does, it exists.
00:37:00.000 Not in the way that it exists here in the United States.
00:37:02.000 It's always curtailed by, well, well, I hate speech or offensive speech.
00:37:05.000 And we've given you some examples last week.
00:37:06.000 You can see all the references at louderwithkreider.com.
00:37:09.000 And I want to get to not just the danger of eliminating freedom of speech for individuals, right?
00:37:15.000 We've talked about that with ourselves, for example, on YouTube, on Twitter.
00:37:18.000 By the way, I think it gains 180,000 followers in a couple days on Twitter just with that little bit of hitting the oh shit button, removing the shadow banning, and we know it's far worse on YouTube.
00:37:28.000 So it does affect us.
00:37:30.000 Number crunching on politicians and how it would have affected elections.
00:37:33.000 Of course, the most free and fair election of all time.
00:37:35.000 But even then, no one can deny that if you look at the numbers, that if Twitter and Facebook and YouTube had not, for example, banned the Hunter Biden story, let alone shadow banned conservatives from reaching their own followers, of course, even under the most free and fair conditions ever, the election would have gone the other way.
00:37:50.000 Every single other swing state.
00:37:51.000 It's an irrefutable fact.
00:37:51.000 We know that statistically.
00:37:53.000 Let's stop worrying about Russian bots purchasing $3,000 worth of, I don't know, Tommy John ads on Facebook, and let's start talking about how this actually impacts you, and more importantly, we just talked about the Child Drag, whatever the name of the show is, Child Drag, Dragnet.
00:38:10.000 Yeah.
00:38:10.000 Drag kids?
00:38:11.000 Oh, jeez, your camera just got moved by Joe Louis.
00:38:14.000 If Dave seems very out of focus, Joe Louis just decided to hit Dave's camera.
00:38:20.000 Joe, you alright?
00:38:22.000 In Australia here.
00:38:23.000 Please take drag kids off the air.
00:38:25.000 Yes.
00:38:28.000 Don't talk about it anymore.
00:38:29.000 We've ruined it.
00:38:30.000 And Amber Herbs, she's stealing my thunder with pooping.
00:38:33.000 That's my job.
00:38:34.000 Can I have your mug of poop?
00:38:36.000 Yeah, can I finish that?
00:38:36.000 Are you gonna finish that?
00:38:39.000 Can I move that peanut?
00:38:40.000 I don't want the peanut.
00:38:41.000 Get the EpiPen!
00:38:43.000 So!
00:38:45.000 Uh, while campaigning on Saturday, uh, Queensland Senate, uh, someone who's trying to, you know, a Senate, I don't know, you would say, hopeful elect, guy running for Senate, name is Drew Pavlou, held up a sign that said, and pardon my language, if you have kids here, I would recommend that they leave because we have to play these clips, not only because I want you to hear what they say, but it's also hilarious to hear Chinese people cuss in English.
00:39:06.000 And you probably have to get your kids to a drag show.
00:39:08.000 Yes, exactly.
00:39:08.000 I don't want them to be late.
00:39:09.000 Come on, quick, quick!
00:39:10.000 Come on, there's gotta be... Andele!
00:39:11.000 No Joe Louis Stace.
00:39:13.000 He did it again.
00:39:15.000 So, while campaigning, Senate hopeful Drew Pavlou, he held up a sign that said, Fuck Xi Jinping!
00:39:23.000 And he was promptly berated and then assaulted.
00:39:25.000 Now, this is bad enough, but the fallout is worse.
00:39:29.000 Assaulted by passers-by for his troubles.
00:39:34.000 Motherfucker!
00:39:35.000 I can say motherfucker!
00:39:36.000 America has genocide!
00:39:38.000 No fucking shooting!
00:39:39.000 Free country!
00:39:40.000 You motherfucker!
00:39:42.000 Son of a bitch!
00:39:42.000 Hey!
00:39:44.000 I don't mind!
00:39:46.000 I don't mind!
00:39:48.000 It's a free country!
00:39:49.000 Just pull down his mask, watch him run away like a girl.
00:39:52.000 Son of a bitch!
00:39:53.000 What do you want?
00:39:54.000 Here!
00:39:55.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:39:56.000 One move and you win the fight.
00:39:57.000 Break the bands.
00:39:59.000 Now listen to what this last guy says.
00:40:07.000 I'm non-violent.
00:40:08.000 I'm peaceful.
00:40:09.000 My hands behind my back.
00:40:10.000 No, you are violent.
00:40:11.000 Because you're inciting.
00:40:14.000 No, no, no.
00:40:15.000 We're against dictatorship.
00:40:16.000 You are disrespecting the Chinese.
00:40:17.000 I'm non-violent, I'm peaceful, my hand behind my back.
00:40:20.000 No, you're violent, because you're inciting.
00:40:23.000 No, no, no, we're against dictatorship.
00:40:25.000 You are a Chinese.
00:40:27.000 You go away.
00:40:29.000 Now I want to know something.
00:40:32.000 First off, did you hear what he said?
00:40:33.000 You are violence because you are inciting.
00:40:35.000 Now, this is a problem, too.
00:40:37.000 For example, this even goes back to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, where they talk about abuse, talk about violence.
00:40:42.000 Well, okay, it used to be once upon a time that violence was violence.
00:40:45.000 Then it became, words are violence.
00:40:47.000 Then it became, silence is violence.
00:40:48.000 Then it became, jokes about Jada Pinkett Smith, her alopecia is violence and warrants it.
00:40:53.000 So this is now, whatever they don't like is considered violence, whereas we just counted three or four people there who committed actual violence.
00:41:00.000 And by the way, violence in the name of a dictator Xi Jinping who's committed genocide, right, against, I don't know where the oppression Olympics, where we stand right now with Muslims, I guess if they're Chinese Muslims it doesn't really matter because Disney has a new drag show to sell, I'm not sure, maybe another series of 10 Adam Sandler films on Netflix?
00:41:17.000 Maybe.
00:41:18.000 No idea.
00:41:19.000 But you would think here, That those people would have been jailed.
00:41:24.000 But no, we'll get to that in a second.
00:41:25.000 So, Pavlou, he described these people as Chinese ultra-nationalists.
00:41:31.000 That's how he described them.
00:41:32.000 Now, we are going with limited information right now, so if something comes out that changes, I'm going by what we have.
00:41:37.000 This guy, who was just assaulted, he rose to prominence after he was assaulted for calling out human rights.
00:41:43.000 This is what he's done, human rights violations.
00:41:46.000 And specifically from the Chinese communist regime, and as well as Chinese influence in Australia, which we've talked about here in United States media.
00:41:54.000 But this is how this guy came to be popular.
00:41:57.000 I sort of fell into this because I organized one protest to support Hong Kong and the Uyghurs, and I was assaulted on campus by Chinese nationalists, and hundreds of Chinese nationalists sort of descended upon us.
00:42:11.000 After that happened, the Chinese Consul General in Brisbane He was also made a professor at my university.
00:42:17.000 They have very close ties with the Chinese government.
00:42:21.000 He endorsed the violence, saying it was patriotic.
00:42:24.000 My family received all these death threats, and I kept on sort of protesting.
00:42:29.000 Poorly written death threats.
00:42:30.000 Eventually the University of Queensland, and they have a relationship with China worth $300 million a year, they actually tried to expel me.
00:42:41.000 That became this huge sort of, I don't know, saga in Australia.
00:42:45.000 And I'm still here, you know, almost two and a half years since the first punch where I got punched.
00:42:54.000 Still kicking.
00:42:54.000 And now we're running for Parliament.
00:42:59.000 So a couple of things here.
00:42:59.000 Don't you also find it funny that the, you know, you see the left where they're talking about, oh, this guy is a racist, um, how these are the same people who were starting campaigns against like Gap for sweatshops.
00:43:08.000 Of course.
00:43:08.000 But when the actual communist Chinese government is committing genocide and is abusing their own people, they, people like John Cena's come out and apologize.
00:43:16.000 Oh, of course.
00:43:18.000 And by the way, 你好中国,这是焦西娜。
00:43:21.000 我必须说,现在,在苏德与其情之后, 我做很多采访,很多很多很多。
00:43:29.000 You have to apologize for acknowledging Taiwan, right?
00:43:31.000 Yeah, admitting that it was a place.
00:43:33.000 我有一个错误,所有人问我, Think about how creepy this video is when you really think
00:43:41.000 about it.
00:43:41.000 Yeah.
00:43:41.000 苏德与其情之后, This is a Hollywood celebrity saying a country doesn't exist.
00:43:52.000 Please buy my movie.
00:44:02.000 Yes, please.
00:44:03.000 No you don't.
00:44:06.000 You hate the Chinese people.
00:44:08.000 You hate the Chinese people because you're appeasing the government that oppresses them.
00:44:12.000 The government who jails them if they have the Bible.
00:44:17.000 And you have enough money to say no.
00:44:20.000 Yes.
00:44:20.000 And you're still choosing yes.
00:44:22.000 That's a good point.
00:44:24.000 It's great that you see sick kids in the hospital and that kind of thing.
00:44:27.000 It's great, John Cena.
00:44:28.000 But this is wrong and you know it.
00:44:30.000 Yeah.
00:44:30.000 Also, stop dealing steroids to kids in the hospital.
00:44:32.000 It doesn't help them.
00:44:34.000 The St.
00:44:34.000 Jude's kids don't need Nandrolone.
00:44:36.000 Fast and Furious 9 is not worth your soul.
00:44:40.000 Right.
00:44:41.000 Anything with 9 on the end.
00:44:43.000 It also crushes the soul of anyone who watches it.
00:44:45.000 So, you would expect the Chinese nationalists, which also is another example of, hey, just like I said, money is amoral.
00:44:51.000 Firearms are amoral.
00:44:52.000 You can use money to buy drugs.
00:44:56.000 Or you can use money to help people in need.
00:44:59.000 Right?
00:44:59.000 You can use a gun to rape someone at gunpoint.
00:45:02.000 Or you can use a gun to kill the rapist trying to rape somebody at gunpoint.
00:45:05.000 The same thing with patriotism.
00:45:08.000 Patriotism is a moral- depends on to what it is you're patriotic.
00:45:12.000 Patriotism, so certainly the idea of the United States, the idea of life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, justice for all, you know, the country that fought one of the bloodiest wars of all time to end slavery that still goes on in Africa and the Middle East, that's great.
00:45:23.000 Patriotism meaning allegiance to a government that kills minorities and silences its citizens and forcefully aborts young girls.
00:45:33.000 That's bad.
00:45:34.000 Patriotism in itself is not bad.
00:45:36.000 Nationalism in and of itself is not bad.
00:45:39.000 It's to which nation are you pledging allegiance?
00:45:40.000 So you would think that the Chinese nationalists who, you know, you saw on camera believe your lying eyes, who committed assault, they would be facing charges.
00:45:47.000 Turns out, according to Pavlou, again what we have right now, I have no reason to believe that he's being dishonest, that it's actually him facing The criminal charges from the police there in New South Wales.
00:46:00.000 This is what he tweeted.
00:46:00.000 New South Wales police just called to tell me I'm getting charged for holding up a sign saying, fuck Xi Jinping in Sydney.
00:46:07.000 They won't tell me what the exact charges and they won't tell me whether the men who physically assaulted me are being charged.
00:46:13.000 And this is par for the course, of course.
00:46:15.000 Let me give you some other examples of places like this.
00:46:21.000 Zoe Lee Bueller was an Australian who was arrested for posting about an anti-lockdown protest on Facebook.
00:46:26.000 Arrested.
00:46:27.000 You still believe that it's just about a private business?
00:46:30.000 We've talked about the Ministry of Truth.
00:46:31.000 When people say Facebook, Twitter, they can do whatever they want.
00:46:34.000 What about when they appease governments who arrest their people for writing things in the Digital Town Square?
00:46:38.000 Is it no longer a First Amendment issue?
00:46:40.000 Where's the liability there?
00:46:42.000 Oh, they don't have liability because we've given them Section 230 protections.
00:46:45.000 Do you see what a tide ball of... It's like the Christmas lights when you pull them out for the winter.
00:46:51.000 We've got to untie this.
00:46:52.000 Government is in an unholy alliance with big tech.
00:46:55.000 The UK, of course, you remember Count Dankula was convicted of a hate crime for teaching his pug to Nazi salute, which is still hysterical.
00:47:01.000 In New Zealand...
00:47:03.000 The Freedom Convoy protesters, they were arrested for protesting COVID restrictions.
00:47:08.000 Is it okay that I taught Joe Louis to goose step?
00:47:10.000 Yeah, it's fine.
00:47:10.000 Okay.
00:47:11.000 He does it naturally.
00:47:12.000 Oh, good.
00:47:12.000 Yeah, that's when he's dragging his ass across the carpet.
00:47:16.000 You didn't have to put the swastika armband on him, though.
00:47:19.000 Well, I had already had it.
00:47:20.000 Yeah, I know.
00:47:21.000 It wasn't custom-made or anything for him.
00:47:24.000 I just took it off mine.
00:47:26.000 My other dogs.
00:47:27.000 The United States is the only place with freedom of speech, and when I try and tell you this, a lot of people on the left say this is fear-mongering.
00:47:33.000 No, you can look to any other country.
00:47:35.000 You can look to my home country of Canada, right?
00:47:36.000 Our good friend Mike Ward was put before a human rights tribunal for a joke.
00:47:39.000 40 grand.
00:47:40.000 Talk about the truckers who had their accounts frozen.
00:47:43.000 AccountsFrozen, who by the way, uh, was it PayPal?
00:47:46.000 What was the uh, was it GoFundMe?
00:47:48.000 I don't remember if it was GoFundMe, PayPal, with us we've run into PayPal, Shopify, decided to freeze their funds because of their political persuasion.
00:47:54.000 Are you still saying, oh it's just a private business, they can do whatever they want?
00:47:57.000 What about when they're taking marching orders from the government and doing so selectively?
00:48:01.000 Are these laws being applied equally?
00:48:03.000 So I want you to know, when you're watching out there, the left is constantly trying to gaslight you and say, oh you're just trying to cry victim.
00:48:09.000 No, no.
00:48:10.000 People's lives are being arrested, they're being criminally charged in other countries outside the United States simply for speaking an opinion that the government has deemed to be unpopular.
00:48:18.000 And that's what the left wants here in the United States.
00:48:21.000 They don't have it yet though.
00:48:22.000 So when you have these random charts and these graphs that rank the United States below places like Australia on freedom of speech, you know they're full of shit.
00:48:33.000 Just like when they rank Cuba above the United States in healthcare.
00:48:37.000 This is the problem with globalism.
00:48:39.000 They don't apply the same standard.
00:48:41.000 You really think that Australia, that Canada are more free than the United States?
00:48:47.000 Can I interest you in a timeshare?
00:48:52.000 And the Ministry of Truth thing here in the United States, I forget the actual name because we should just call it Ministry of Truth, that's as scary as anything that has taken place in my lifetime.
00:48:59.000 That is a line in the sand.
00:49:01.000 Yeah.
00:49:01.000 That's a line in the sand.
00:49:03.000 I think it should be for everybody.
00:49:06.000 Especially when you see what's happening in Australia and New Zealand and Canada and the UK.
00:49:09.000 So what's basically happening though is, let's put this in context, the police in Australia, the police, they're running defense for a foreign regime, a communist regime, in a way that is antithetical to what we believe here in the West.
00:49:23.000 And here's the thing, you have police running defense for that regime.
00:49:27.000 But then you also have media, the entertainment industry, running defense for that regime.
00:49:32.000 You have Disney, you have Marvel, right?
00:49:33.000 Universal is Fast and Furious 9.
00:49:34.000 We had that John Cena clip that we just showed you.
00:49:37.000 These entities that exist, and you're talking about five companies really that run all of media, and about five companies that run all of big tech, have a vested interest in securing the political future Of those in power in China right now.
00:49:54.000 This is not a conspiracy.
00:49:56.000 I mean, just look at what happened with COVID.
00:49:58.000 For crying out loud, one of the Chinese ambassadors accused the United States military of creating COVID, and that didn't get removed.
00:50:04.000 You're concerned about Elon Musk posting his opinions on Wellbutrin?
00:50:08.000 Right.
00:50:09.000 After... It is astonishing to me.
00:50:12.000 Also, yeah, after two years of lockdowns, Howard, it's like, okay, that's over.
00:50:17.000 Yeah.
00:50:18.000 No one's bothered.
00:50:20.000 You've gotta be.
00:50:21.000 Yeah, I think a lot of people are bothered.
00:50:23.000 I think they are, but they're afraid nobody can do anything.
00:50:25.000 You're right though, that just shows the freedom of America versus everywhere else.
00:50:30.000 And again, the question is not, what has the left been able to do?
00:50:33.000 The question is, what would they do if they had?
00:50:36.000 So look what they did!
00:50:37.000 Complete unfettered power.
00:50:39.000 When AOC was, she tweeted, can we find this actually so I can bring it back up later?
00:50:39.000 Look at AOC.
00:50:42.000 AOC tweeted to Gosh, I think it was, I don't know if it was Elon Musk or someone, she said, you know, the example of the right, she said, show me something this extreme that's been implemented on the left legislatively.
00:50:55.000 I don't remember exactly what it was, but it was a tweet, and I tweeted her about this, like, okay, that extreme?
00:50:59.000 How about abortion up until and including birth, period, taxpayer-funded?
00:51:03.000 I would say that's extreme.
00:51:04.000 How about your five-page bill that takes over a fifth of the United States economy, the Green New Deal?
00:51:10.000 Just because it was blocked by people with That the rational component of their brain that hasn't been damaged doesn't mean that you didn't want it.
00:51:19.000 That's what's scary.
00:51:21.000 What's scary is when you look to Beto O'Rourke pointing to Australia as a good example for gun control.
00:51:26.000 That's a ban.
00:51:28.000 When you look at people pointing to Trudeau, pointing to the UK as good examples of what we need to be doing here in the United States regarding social media, that means that social media will help report people espousing opinions against the government, and they can be arrested.
00:51:43.000 By the way, the Ministry of Truth, it's under the Department of Homeland Security, which means they have an enforcement arm.
00:51:47.000 It means they can arrest you.
00:51:51.000 It's not just like a, you know, whitehouse.gov petition.
00:51:55.000 They want what is happening here, and think of how scary... This guy is running for office in Australia, and part of his platform is speaking out against foreign influence in their country.
00:52:04.000 Foreign influence, by the way, in their elections, and if you bring up Kalajji, of course we have foreign influence in our elections, as far as our own former vice president has vested interest in Chinese money as well.
00:52:13.000 If you speak out against that... Yeah, well, yeah, there's only tons of proof of it on the laptop.
00:52:17.000 Right!
00:52:18.000 And if you speak out against it, you might have a bureau of the government with the ability to enforce it through arrest.
00:52:24.000 Work hand-in-hand with social media to get rid of you.
00:52:28.000 And they've said that's what they want!
00:52:30.000 They've been open about it!
00:52:30.000 I don't know how many clips we have to show you when Jen Psaki says we want to see more of this.
00:52:34.000 When Joe Biden says we want to remove more misinformation.
00:52:36.000 When people want to... They're freaking out about Elon Musk right now on Twitter.
00:52:39.000 We'll get to that in a second.
00:52:40.000 What about this?
00:52:43.000 This isn't whataboutism.
00:52:44.000 Just, can you talk about this at all?
00:52:48.000 While AOC parks in a handicapped spot so she can run into Whole Foods and get a coconut to eat like an apple with her stupid horse teeth.
00:52:55.000 Yes.
00:52:56.000 Drinking it through a cardboard straw.
00:52:57.000 There's that AOC tweet, by the way.
00:52:59.000 Which said, the extreme left is taking over, where, because someone tweeted out that the extreme left is taking over the Liberal Party.
00:53:04.000 She said, where, in Texas, Republicans passed a law allowing rapists to sue their victims for getting an abortion.
00:53:09.000 No they didn't.
00:53:10.000 Can anyone name a far left policy that extreme, that extreme implemented anywhere?
00:53:14.000 We can't even get our party to import cheaper RXs from Canada.
00:53:17.000 F-O-H, she wrote.
00:53:19.000 What does that mean?
00:53:20.000 F-O-H?
00:53:20.000 Foe?
00:53:21.000 I don't know.
00:53:22.000 She wants some Vietnamese soup and she doesn't know how to spell it?
00:53:25.000 This should be a courtroom TV show that comes on right after Drag Kids.
00:53:29.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:53:31.000 I think abortion up until and including birth, which Governor Ralph Northam admitted in Virginia, I think that's as extreme and I think what AOC has proposed is as extreme.
00:53:39.000 She's trying to say where it's been implemented because the left sucks at implementing a lot of these things.
00:53:43.000 How about the laws that you want to propose of children being allowed to be on puberty blockers?
00:53:46.000 I think that that's pretty extreme.
00:53:48.000 It means F outta here.
00:53:51.000 F outta here?
00:53:52.000 F-O-H?
00:53:53.000 Yeah.
00:53:54.000 Shouldn't it be in caps?
00:53:56.000 Well that's distinguished of a politician.
00:53:58.000 Yes, exactly.
00:53:59.000 Or a bartender.
00:54:01.000 I think she meant to write like LOL or Doe but she couldn't, she doesn't have the depth perception.
00:54:07.000 She's like, huh?
00:54:09.000 What do I type?
00:54:10.000 I'm doing my best!
00:54:11.000 I don't understand, my eyes go everywhere but straight.
00:54:14.000 All I'm saying is that, and I don't know everything about this guy Drew's political stance is, I do support at least his stance in saying, fuck Xi Jinping.
00:54:24.000 He's right.
00:54:27.000 Donald Trump don't trust China!
00:54:29.000 China is an asshole!
00:54:31.000 Alright, Joe Louis, that's enough.
00:54:32.000 Hey, you know what?
00:54:32.000 Someone come grab Joe Louis.
00:54:33.000 He might have to go to the bathroom after watching the Dragnet Magnum Child Drag.
00:54:40.000 I had to pet him whenever he comes to me.
00:54:41.000 I can't help it.
00:54:42.000 Miami drag.
00:54:43.000 It's just Miami drag.
00:54:44.000 All right.
00:54:45.000 So now let's move on to what's happening here in the United States.
00:54:49.000 By the way, smash that like button as you're watching.
00:54:51.000 And send a congratulations to G Morgan in the comment section there.
00:54:55.000 Yes.
00:54:58.000 Awesome.
00:54:58.000 Let's get to how the media here, because thank God we have checks and balances where the United States government can't do exactly what they're doing in Australia.
00:55:06.000 So who's doing the hatchet work?
00:55:09.000 That's the media.
00:55:10.000 That's legacy media.
00:55:11.000 Just like when CNN went after us.
00:55:13.000 And again, they use a non-profit.
00:55:15.000 They legitimize it through a media outlet.
00:55:17.000 Then social media gives it the right-of-way to turn it into a trend.
00:55:19.000 I've told you.
00:55:20.000 That's the MO.
00:55:20.000 Those three steps.
00:55:21.000 Every time.
00:55:22.000 That's how they try to cancel somebody.
00:55:23.000 Okay.
00:55:24.000 Well, right now, what they're doing with Elon Musk is...
00:55:29.000 First off, I mean, there's a lot they're doing, but they're using this red herring fallacy.
00:55:32.000 So here's what Time Magazine, and this is how lazy legacy... I mean, you deserve to die, Time Magazine.
00:55:38.000 I mean, you deserve to die as a publication, figuratively.
00:55:42.000 Was it Hitler or Man of the Year?
00:55:44.000 Yeah, Hitler was, but Elon Musk, I believe, was Time's Man of the Year last year, if I'm not mistaken.
00:55:48.000 Oh, and now he's the devil.
00:55:50.000 Yeah, because last year they were saying, buy his cars.
00:55:52.000 Oh, so the electric car thing's good, but him owning a platform, bad.
00:55:56.000 Correct, because he moved to Texas.
00:55:58.000 Ah, right.
00:55:58.000 So here's what they were writing about in Time Magazine.
00:56:01.000 They were writing that Elon Musk could have solved so many problems.
00:56:03.000 Instead of buying Twitter, they said Elon Musk could have solved America's homeless problem.
00:56:08.000 He could have solved world hunger.
00:56:10.000 He could have educated every child in nearly 50 countries.
00:56:13.000 Okay, before we get to why that's not correct, this is what we call the Red Herring Fallacy.
00:56:17.000 It's a logical fallacy.
00:56:18.000 Let me read you the definition of that.
00:56:19.000 It's diverting attention from the real issue by focusing instead on an issue having only a surface relevance to the first.
00:56:25.000 So, Elon Musk is purchasing Twitter, right?
00:56:29.000 This deal is very likely going through, of course, and people are happy about it.
00:56:33.000 He said that he will follow the law and he won't go beyond the law in censoring speech.
00:56:36.000 That is having the left freaking out.
00:56:38.000 Why?
00:56:38.000 Because they just know there's going to be an even playing field.
00:56:40.000 They're not even complaining about conservatives being favored, they're just complaining about conservatives or right-leaning people being allowed on the platform.
00:56:47.000 So instead they try to say, you know what, why isn't he doing this with his money?
00:56:51.000 Well, first off, it's none of your business, and second, it's irrelevant.
00:56:55.000 Well, it's his money, and also why, if you want to be concerned about what he does with his money, why don't you be concerned about what happens with your money?
00:57:01.000 That's a good point, and I'm going to bring that up in a second, because I have some wealthy people there who own the media conglomerates that are in charge of Time Magazine.
00:57:07.000 So, these are lofty goals, and this is another problem with the left, is they believe that, oh, there's X amount of money.
00:57:12.000 If you throw X amount of money at a problem, it just, it fixes it.
00:57:15.000 For example, if you have a stupid child, and you just spend as much money as humanly possible to send him to schooling... Or drag.
00:57:21.000 Yeah, or drag school.
00:57:23.000 It's like clown college.
00:57:23.000 It's drag college.
00:57:24.000 Yeah.
00:57:25.000 They said there's more makeup.
00:57:26.000 Yeah.
00:57:27.000 It's a dual clown drag college.
00:57:29.000 Yes.
00:57:29.000 The makeup's the same.
00:57:30.000 Yeah.
00:57:30.000 Silly shoes.
00:57:31.000 So they believe if you just throw money at it, it'll fix the problem, and therefore it's our right to say that Elon Musk should use that money.
00:57:39.000 Okay, well here's the thing.
00:57:40.000 If you were to actually confiscate all the wealth from billionaires here in the United States, all of it, all of it, it wouldn't fund the United States federal government for one year.
00:57:50.000 In 2020, the combined wealth of 745 billionaires was about $5 trillion.
00:57:53.000 The federal budget was about $6.82 trillion.
00:57:57.000 That's not even including the American Rescue Plan, which I forgot how many trillions we ended up with.
00:58:04.000 That means that if you confiscated all the wealth, you could fund the government for approximately 263 days.
00:58:09.000 How is that money going to educate every child across all 50 states?
00:58:14.000 It's gonna be hard.
00:58:16.000 Just the 43 billion?
00:58:17.000 That's not even, I mean, that wouldn't even show up as a percentage.
00:58:19.000 We could teach most of them the alphabet.
00:58:22.000 Yeah, we could start.
00:58:23.000 Most.
00:58:23.000 Half.
00:58:24.000 Quarter.
00:58:24.000 It'd be A for all whites are racist, B for black lives matter, C for AOC's a... Yeah.
00:58:33.000 Give us Elon Musk money and put it into the government and that'll solve the problem.
00:58:41.000 Yes, give Elon Musk money to the government, that'll solve the problem.
00:58:43.000 And it's funny how no one at time, again, so this is what they do, they go Elon Musk buying Twitter, let's focus on what he should do instead of that.
00:58:50.000 Again, none of your business, but it's funny how no one at time is making that same argument about the magazine's owner.
00:58:55.000 The guy is Marc Benioff, he's worth 7.8 billion dollars but still gets his hair cut at Sports Clips.
00:59:03.000 That's a guy who looks like he enjoys his money too much.
00:59:06.000 Yeah.
00:59:06.000 He looks like he just fell asleep on a yacht, completely drunk.
00:59:10.000 Can you not part ways with, I don't know, $3 billion?
00:59:13.000 It's none of my business, you do what you want, but $3 billion.
00:59:16.000 How about $4 billion?
00:59:17.000 How much can you part with to solve world hunger?
00:59:19.000 How about $1 million?
00:59:20.000 Yeah!
00:59:21.000 That's a million.
00:59:22.000 How about $100 million?
00:59:24.000 Hey, you at home, hey writers at Time Magazine or people who work at Big Tech, most of you make six-figure incomes.
00:59:29.000 Do you really need that six-figure income if all of you pool together?
00:59:32.000 You could have hundreds of millions of dollars, right now, that you could put into the institution of your choice.
00:59:36.000 What about, oh, what's the number crossover where you get to determine that someone else should give their money, and how much money is that?
00:59:45.000 And by the way, do you have the metrics?
00:59:46.000 Do you have the data to show us exactly how Elon's, whatever, is it 42 billion, 43 billion, somewhere between 40 and 45 billion for Twitter?
00:59:53.000 Do you have the metrics that show us exactly how that would, quote, solve world hunger?
00:59:58.000 It's only 43 billion?
01:00:00.000 Someone get Bono on the phone!
01:00:01.000 I know, well that guy does look like he has fed a lot of the children of Jamaican prostitutes.
01:00:06.000 Yes.
01:00:06.000 So, I'm just saying.
01:00:07.000 We cannot confirm or deny that fact.
01:00:09.000 No, we can't confirm or deny.
01:00:10.000 I mean, we're not Snopes.
01:00:11.000 No, not at all.
01:00:12.000 It's a maybe.
01:00:13.000 So this is why they do it.
01:00:14.000 It's a probably.
01:00:15.000 It's the red herring fallacy.
01:00:17.000 And I want to focus on those more as we go forward, the logical fallacies that are often presented.
01:00:21.000 Especially running into it, it changed my mind.
01:00:23.000 I want you to be prepared for these because you should be learning about these in college, but they actually don't teach you this in college because they don't want you to recognize what the professors are actually doing.
01:00:31.000 Did you know Elon Musk could put everybody through college in America instead of buying Twitter?
01:00:38.000 Yeah, he could.
01:00:39.000 Yeah, he could have done that.
01:00:39.000 He could have done that.
01:00:40.000 Yeah.
01:00:42.000 And then, thank God he didn't.
01:00:44.000 Yeah, I'm just telling you.
01:00:46.000 Everyone should know that.
01:00:48.000 I learned that in college.
01:00:49.000 Yep, yep.
01:00:50.000 No, I know.
01:00:51.000 I learned stuff in college too that's entirely wrong.
01:00:55.000 So the reason that they do this is because what it really is about, and they don't want to tell you this, is they just want to control speech online as you see in Australia, in the UK, in Canada, where you can be jailed for things that you say online.
01:01:06.000 And they don't like that Elon Musk is moving the ball in the other direction.
01:01:10.000 Just listen to CNN contributor David Zrarik say this.
01:01:14.000 He said this yesterday.
01:01:15.000 No, I think there's a bigger problem that when we focus on the personalities of people like Elon Musk and people say, oh, I think Elon's thinking this or that.
01:01:23.000 There's a bigger problem here about how we are going to control the channels of communication in this country.
01:01:30.000 In 1927, we had the Radio Act.
01:01:31.000 1934, the Communications Act.
01:01:35.000 Congress stepped in.
01:01:36.000 We made rules.
01:01:37.000 FCC wasn't great, but it's still regulating the broadcast industry.
01:01:41.000 You can't use vulgar language.
01:01:42.000 You can't do all these things with speech.
01:01:44.000 This is dangerous.
01:01:45.000 We can't think anymore in this country.
01:01:49.000 We don't have people in Congress who can make regulations that can make it work.
01:01:54.000 I think we can look to the Western countries in Europe for how they are trying to limit it.
01:01:58.000 But you need, you need controls on this.
01:02:01.000 You need regulation.
01:02:03.000 You cannot let these guys control discourse in this country or we are headed to hell.
01:02:08.000 Are you talking about Jeff Bezos?
01:02:09.000 Are you talking about Susan Wojcicki?
01:02:10.000 Are you talking about Mark Zuckerberg?
01:02:12.000 So you're saying by control also you're saying freedom?
01:02:15.000 Yeah.
01:02:16.000 He's saying that you can't let them.
01:02:16.000 So you can't allow them to allow freedom?
01:02:18.000 That's what you're saying?
01:02:19.000 Yeah.
01:02:20.000 That's exactly what he's saying, and in case you were wondering, wait, is he really saying that we should have less freedom?
01:02:24.000 Then he says, let's look to the countries, like you have in Western Europe, where they have less freedom, where people can be jailed for what they say.
01:02:31.000 Again, what would happen in this country if the left had what they wanted completely unfettered?
01:02:37.000 Keep in mind, this is the same liberal media who would have had you believe that Malcolm Nance was out there, and remember his war-fighting cosplay?
01:02:44.000 In case you don't remember this, with the context, He never went out into war, so it's hilarious now when you watch it.
01:02:52.000 When you first watched it, you thought he was brave.
01:02:55.000 Now you realize it's a Fisher-Price gun.
01:02:58.000 Well, he claimed it was out in the front lines of the Ukraine with Joy Reid.
01:03:01.000 Here you go.
01:03:02.000 You know, as the more I saw of the war going on, the more I thought, I'm done talking.
01:03:07.000 All right?
01:03:07.000 It's time to take action here.
01:03:09.000 So about a month ago, I joined the International Legion here in Ukraine, and I am here to help this country fight, you know, what essentially is a war of extermination.
01:03:24.000 Yeah.
01:03:24.000 Now, oh, wait, hold on a second.
01:03:25.000 Wait.
01:03:26.000 Wait, no, wait, wait.
01:03:27.000 He's wearing pajama pants?
01:03:29.000 Yeah.
01:03:29.000 Yeah, I'm out here in the bush.
01:03:31.000 I just made an ear necklace.
01:03:34.000 Wait, did you think he was a soldier?
01:03:35.000 He kind of implied that.
01:03:37.000 Well, I mean... No, he meant he was a CNN... He meant he was, sorry, he was a news contributor.
01:03:41.000 An MSNBC contributor.
01:03:43.000 Well, you're allowed to wear what you want.
01:03:45.000 Yeah, no, exactly.
01:03:45.000 Just because you're dressed up like a slut doesn't mean that you're easy.
01:03:49.000 No, of course not.
01:03:50.000 Just because you're dressed like a soldier holding a gun doesn't mean that you're in the military.
01:03:55.000 No, exactly.
01:03:56.000 So the shame on you, shame on you for making, you're making a leap, a logical leap that you see him saying he's in the front lines of the Ukraine and that it was time to stop talking, it was time to start acting and he's standing there with his gun and his ammo.
01:04:10.000 You made a leap, shame on you for thinking that he, also he said that he was out there in the front lines, so shame on you for thinking that he was actually doing that because then in an interview with the Guardian, Nance said that he was so important they had to keep him safe.
01:04:22.000 So he said, No matter where I am, no matter what I'm doing, I'm constantly checking my gear.
01:04:27.000 If I'm in a safe house or on a press junket like I am now, I go over all my gear.
01:04:31.000 Right now, part of my duty is to the press.
01:04:33.000 And by that, he meant all of his duty.
01:04:34.000 They were well aware that I was a high-level asset.
01:04:37.000 So instead of putting me out in the line, I'm in a safe house talking to people like you.
01:04:41.000 Hey, hold on a second.
01:04:42.000 Hold on a second.
01:04:43.000 Can we play that clip again?
01:04:44.000 I'm in a safe house talking to people like you, but you just said the time for talking was over.
01:04:48.000 Let's start playing it again.
01:04:50.000 You know, the more I saw of the war going on, the more I thought, I'm done talking.
01:04:55.000 Alright, pause!
01:04:55.000 It's time to take action.
01:04:58.000 Quote, I'm in a safe house talking to people like you.
01:05:01.000 Let's rewind that clip again as though we're in a courtroom.
01:05:03.000 I'm in a safe house talking to people like you.
01:05:06.000 Instead of being on the front lines, let's play the clip again.
01:05:09.000 The more I saw of the war going on, the more I thought, I'm done talking.
01:05:13.000 Okay, so look.
01:05:14.000 Pause.
01:05:14.000 You can just get rid of it.
01:05:16.000 Shame on you for thinking that he was done talking when in fact, quote, I'm in a safe house talking to people like you.
01:05:23.000 What did you think he was doing?
01:05:25.000 What he told you?
01:05:26.000 By the way, what war was going on in upstate New York at the time?
01:05:30.000 Where is he standing?
01:05:31.000 Well, you know, the Jets and the Sharks have moved to Albany.
01:05:37.000 I'm in the woods behind my house.
01:05:41.000 We're going to play What the Flag on Mug Club here in just a few minutes because there's no way we could play it on YouTube and the Ministry of Truth would get to us.
01:05:49.000 Look, the same media right now at Time who is trying to say, why isn't Elon Musk doing this?
01:05:53.000 Why isn't Elon Musk solving world hunger?
01:05:55.000 This is the same media who says, we need to control what happens online, and we need to make sure that misinformation is removed, and we need to make sure that we look to countries like Western Europe, or we look to countries like, they've actually pointed to Australia where people are being arrested, or places like Canada, Where people are being arrested, and protests are being shut down, and accounts are being frozen, and that's what the media is absolutely begging for here, while simultaneously, as you just saw, all references available at loudmouthcrowder.com, lying about everything.
01:06:25.000 And here's when you know someone's a compulsive liar.
01:06:28.000 And I'll leave you with this.
01:06:30.000 This guy's name, what's that guy's name again?
01:06:31.000 Nance?
01:06:32.000 Malcolm Nance.
01:06:33.000 Malcolm Nance.
01:06:35.000 So Malcolm Nance is a compulsive liar.
01:06:37.000 Let me explain.
01:06:38.000 I had a kid who I knew in high school who was a compulsive liar.
01:06:40.000 Is there proof that he's a liar?
01:06:44.000 Yeah, what he just said and then he said the opposite.
01:06:46.000 Oh, right.
01:06:46.000 But I don't know which one is the lie.
01:06:48.000 Oh, the military thing, right.
01:06:49.000 Okay.
01:06:49.000 Basically anything that's impressive is probably the lie.
01:06:52.000 You're right.
01:06:54.000 So I knew a compulsive liar in high school.
01:06:57.000 And he would avail lies to you.
01:07:01.000 That were not required.
01:07:02.000 You weren't required to lie.
01:07:03.000 You didn't ask him something like, catch him on the spot, like, does this dress make me look... Like, everyone lies sometimes.
01:07:07.000 Like, no, yeah, the dress makes you look great.
01:07:08.000 Well, you have to.
01:07:09.000 The world would fall apart.
01:07:10.000 Right, the world would burn.
01:07:12.000 But when someone lies for no reason, then there's no gain other than the gain they falsely create through the lie.
01:07:19.000 In other words, Nance.
01:07:21.000 There, okay?
01:07:22.000 Nance was a reporter at a shitty network.
01:07:24.000 Okay.
01:07:25.000 So we all assumed he was doing shitty reporting for a shitty network.
01:07:29.000 But then he doubled down.
01:07:30.000 No, exactly.
01:07:31.000 None of us would have cared if he just said, hey, I'm here in Ukraine doing a shitty job.
01:07:34.000 Like, well, that's what Nance does.
01:07:36.000 We don't care.
01:07:37.000 None of us.
01:07:38.000 It wouldn't have been a story.
01:07:39.000 It's only when he decides I know what will get them, I'll lie and go out in full battle regalia and tell them that the time for talk is over and that I am going to the front lines while I'm not.
01:07:52.000 There's really no reason to create that lie other than for self-aggrandizement.
01:07:57.000 Now, here's the thing.
01:07:58.000 That's one reporter, and that's funny.
01:08:00.000 But when you take into account that that's most reporters, not only Brian Williams, not only Dan Rather, but the people who work in the reporting rooms, the same people who want to lie when there are stories, like for example, a lie that they just made up about Donald Trump and Russian prostitutes.
01:08:14.000 When you take into account the totality of people like Nance, you realize that you do have a media that is run by compulsive liars.
01:08:23.000 And the government is saying, hey, we need to look to them to be our consultants.
01:08:26.000 We need to look to them to be the advisors on this Ministry of Truth.
01:08:28.000 And by the way, what's our stated goal?
01:08:30.000 To be more like Europe, where there's less freedom.
01:08:33.000 No.
01:08:33.000 This is your line in the sand.
01:08:35.000 I think we're better than Europe.
01:08:37.000 That's why we left.
01:08:39.000 And right now, we're going to leave YouTube.
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01:08:55.000 There really is.