Louder with Crowder - June 02, 2022


FEMINIST OUTRAGE: How Johnny Depp DEFEATED #MeToo | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 7 minutes

Words per Minute

159.30525

Word Count

10,777

Sentence Count

1,313

Misogynist Sentences

89

Hate Speech Sentences

52


Summary

This week, allow us to force you to take a trip to the mysterious Asiatic culture of nesting dolls, giant tables, and tracksuits. The country where a word is silver, but silence is golden. It s June, which marks Cultural Appropriation Month, where we take you across the globe, learning about and appreciating all the diverse cultures this planet has to offer. Because to appropriate is to appreciate. This week, we re taking you to Russia.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Do you experience anti-soviet thinking, overvaluing freedom, or delusions of reformism?
00:00:25.000 This is telltale signs of sluggish schizophrenia.
00:00:29.000 Ask your doctor about Gulag.
00:00:32.000 Do you have hopes of freedom?
00:00:34.000 Gulag.
00:00:36.000 Do you believe that life matters?
00:00:38.000 Gulag.
00:00:39.000 Do you have dissenting opinion?
00:00:42.000 Take gulag.
00:00:43.000 Do you say right now to yourself, I have broken no law, nor am I political dissident?
00:00:48.000 You get extra gulag.
00:00:50.000 Side effects may include gulag.
00:00:54.000 And in rare cases, moderate to severe black psoriasis.
00:01:00.000 See if Gulag is right for you.
00:01:02.000 It's June, which marks Louder With Crowder's seventh annual cultural appropriation month,
00:01:24.000 where we take you across the globe, learning about and appreciating all the diverse cultures
00:01:30.000 this planet has to offer.
00:01:33.000 Because to appropriate is to appreciate.
00:01:36.000 This week, allow us to force you to take a trip to the mysterious Asiatic culture of nesting dolls, giant tables, and tracksuits.
00:01:46.000 The country where a word is silver, but silence is golden, Russia!
00:01:53.000 Hello.
00:02:01.000 It is me, Putin, if I was played by a guy who says inconceivable in Princess Bride.
00:02:09.000 Yes.
00:02:10.000 I am here just to let people know in case they think that I am not here.
00:02:14.000 That's right.
00:02:14.000 I was just not able to prepare.
00:02:16.000 Ah, Lenin!
00:02:17.000 And I trust you because you were like Maverick yesterday.
00:02:22.000 I am the chicken to your Maverick.
00:02:26.000 That's right.
00:02:28.000 And we have goose as well.
00:02:30.000 Gerald A. is here.
00:02:31.000 He is Drago.
00:02:32.000 Glass Drago from Punch-Out!
00:02:35.000 If he dies, he dies.
00:02:38.000 He is like Razgustin.
00:02:41.000 Razgustin we have.
00:02:43.000 We also have a man with permanent wine stain on face.
00:02:47.000 Gorbachev.
00:02:49.000 Good morning, comrade.
00:02:50.000 Yes, good morning.
00:02:51.000 Yes, Gorbachev.
00:02:52.000 Then we also have, of course, the ghost with the most Stalin.
00:02:57.000 Good morning.
00:02:57.000 Yes.
00:02:58.000 And the man who plays cold water field hockey, Mr. Timsy Turman.
00:03:04.000 Australia.
00:03:05.000 Yes.
00:03:07.000 And who?
00:03:07.000 Wait, wait.
00:03:08.000 What is Tim the Toolman?
00:03:10.000 Who is... Just hockey.
00:03:11.000 He just likes hockey.
00:03:13.000 But he is wearing Philadelphia Friar.
00:03:15.000 We didn't have budget for Red Penguins team?
00:03:18.000 Maybe we move on.
00:03:18.000 No, that's totally wrong.
00:03:19.000 I ordered a Red Wing jersey because they have KGB in late 90s.
00:03:27.000 I make mistake.
00:03:28.000 I only ordered boots.
00:03:31.000 And of course... Is my microphone... I don't hear myself very loud.
00:03:35.000 Am I okay?
00:03:36.000 It's level?
00:03:37.000 Yes.
00:03:37.000 It is level?
00:03:38.000 It's good.
00:03:38.000 We are about to level Ukraine.
00:03:40.000 Shut up!
00:03:41.000 Shut up!
00:03:42.000 I will cast a spell on you!
00:03:46.000 And we have, of course, man who is nine inches soft and in the jar on desk, Mr. Rasputin.
00:03:57.000 My spell was just, the ladies love me.
00:04:00.000 Who invited Jack Dorsey to the show?
00:04:02.000 What?
00:04:03.000 Oh, he does look like it, except less evil.
00:04:05.000 Like that Twitter fellow.
00:04:06.000 Oh, that's me.
00:04:07.000 I thought you were talking about Man in Chair after it's bought by Elon Musk.
00:04:12.000 No, that is just best friend.
00:04:14.000 Yes, that is Priya Rejari from Twitter.
00:04:19.000 Or at least career.
00:04:20.000 Yes, what you do, what you do.
00:04:23.000 I miss you, friend.
00:04:24.000 Hey, mister...
00:04:27.000 Land Putin.
00:04:29.000 Yes, Land Putin.
00:04:30.000 Karate Putin.
00:04:31.000 No, judo.
00:04:32.000 Show your black belt.
00:04:33.000 Judo, I mean.
00:04:34.000 Yes, Putin is black belt in judo.
00:04:37.000 Yes, I use it for many things.
00:04:39.000 Pleasure and pain.
00:04:40.000 That's right.
00:04:41.000 Yes, that's right.
00:04:42.000 We will find you hanging from cheap rafter in Holiday Inn watching David Carradine.
00:04:48.000 Wearing tights in country that John Cena says don't exist.
00:04:51.000 Inconceivable.
00:04:52.000 Yes.
00:04:55.000 I am sorry, I'm not used to this position.
00:04:57.000 Your position is fine, it is fine.
00:05:00.000 It is technically your show, we have swapped seats.
00:05:03.000 That's true.
00:05:04.000 I had personal issues to attend to yesterday and even then had to come in late, but hey, this was big day yesterday.
00:05:12.000 It was.
00:05:13.000 May I take one moment?
00:05:14.000 You may.
00:05:14.000 It's your show, but I want to, yes.
00:05:16.000 Hello, feminist bitches!
00:05:20.000 Bye, feminist bitches!
00:05:22.000 Personal, very fast.
00:05:24.000 No, I'm talking about Amber Heard.
00:05:26.000 I know who you're talking about.
00:05:27.000 Right away, this is big victory.
00:05:31.000 This is big victory for men and huge loss for club members at Pottery Barn.
00:05:40.000 Is there Aquaman 2?
00:05:42.000 Not anymore.
00:05:42.000 No, I know who's not in it.
00:05:44.000 Maybe she'll be in Aquaman Moose.
00:05:46.000 Yes, she will be.
00:05:49.000 Maybe she should try Gulag.
00:05:50.000 Yes, try Gulag, where you shit bad.
00:05:52.000 Yes.
00:05:53.000 We're trying, you know, since she thinks she's so tough, she do training.
00:05:58.000 Yes, try and go talk to and ride shark with Trident.
00:06:01.000 Yes.
00:06:01.000 Please, do us all a favor.
00:06:03.000 Enjoy.
00:06:04.000 Enjoy paying one million after all said and done.
00:06:07.000 But we will get into that later.
00:06:09.000 I'm sorry.
00:06:10.000 No, you're fine.
00:06:11.000 I understand.
00:06:12.000 Are we going to talk like this the whole show?
00:06:13.000 No, I don't know.
00:06:14.000 I keep doing it.
00:06:16.000 I think this is the part in the movie where we break.
00:06:18.000 Hey!
00:06:19.000 That's not Daniel Day.
00:06:21.000 That's more like Daniel Day Boo is.
00:06:24.000 Yes, Daniel Gay Lewis because it's Gerald.
00:06:28.000 This is like in Hunt for Red October where they just start speaking English and you're like, okay.
00:06:32.000 Yeah, well they just stop caring towards the end.
00:06:35.000 James Bond is now Russian.
00:06:36.000 Fine, I'll go with it.
00:06:38.000 I don't care.
00:06:38.000 Well, Rasputin stays Rasputin.
00:06:40.000 Yes.
00:06:41.000 You can do what you want to do.
00:06:43.000 I will be in and out of my voice.
00:06:45.000 That's fair.
00:06:46.000 The way that I'm in and out of my karate uniform depending on who I must kill.
00:06:50.000 Judo.
00:06:51.000 Judo.
00:06:51.000 Whatever.
00:06:54.000 Both use, well.
00:06:54.000 You also ride horse.
00:06:56.000 I do ride horse.
00:06:57.000 Ride horse.
00:06:57.000 I am part horse too.
00:06:58.000 That's true.
00:06:59.000 Depending on meme I can be centaur.
00:07:00.000 You are like asshole centaur.
00:07:02.000 Yes.
00:07:06.000 Case we're thrown off already.
00:07:08.000 We are a live show Monday through Thursday 10 a.m.
00:07:10.000 You can find us on Rumble and Podcasts and Mug Club.
00:07:13.000 But more importantly, today we got a costume contest.
00:07:16.000 Yeah, baby.
00:07:17.000 That's right.
00:07:18.000 And we got the promo code.
00:07:21.000 So what they tweet, picture of you with mug.
00:07:26.000 Yes.
00:07:27.000 On Instagram or on Twitter with your costume and we will announce right on Mug Club, we will show your picture and you will win luck of Gerald's lower back hair.
00:07:37.000 Oh boy.
00:07:38.000 I have this hair to give now.
00:07:40.000 No.
00:07:40.000 Drago hair.
00:07:41.000 And the promo code, that's right, $20 off Mug Club subscription.
00:07:45.000 What's the promo code?
00:07:46.000 Promo code is KULTUR.
00:07:48.000 KULTUR.
00:07:50.000 Russia's greatest export, KULTUR.
00:07:52.000 Yes, of course.
00:07:53.000 Of course!
00:07:54.000 Food, culture, dancing, happiness!
00:07:57.000 And missiles right now.
00:07:58.000 We mostly export missiles to Ukraine at this particular moment.
00:08:02.000 We were going to do Ukraine, but it was very sad.
00:08:06.000 No, it's... We can't all dress like Stephen King.
00:08:09.000 Yeah, we couldn't all lay around dead for the show.
00:08:11.000 That's a little on the nose.
00:08:14.000 And many will also look like Stephen Hawking.
00:08:16.000 Yes, afterwards.
00:08:18.000 Except without the brains.
00:08:19.000 I don't want the... I don't want the annex.
00:08:22.000 Yes, Pudding.
00:08:23.000 Don't do the annex.
00:08:24.000 Pudding, feel my IV.
00:08:27.000 Oh, okay, too much.
00:08:28.000 All right.
00:08:29.000 He's never enough.
00:08:32.000 Also question of the day, how are you celebrating the Johnny Depp victory?
00:08:36.000 Bam!
00:08:37.000 Go ahead, leave us a comment.
00:08:38.000 I was celebrating.
00:08:39.000 I do by making a, making a, making a, what was it called?
00:08:44.000 Making a grumpy in a bed of glory old red.
00:08:48.000 Ah, very good.
00:08:50.000 Yes.
00:08:53.000 I leave mine in various beds.
00:08:55.000 John the Poopyseed.
00:08:58.000 Or a nest, as we discussed yesterday.
00:09:00.000 Yeah, a nest that people sleep in.
00:09:02.000 Crap in one of those.
00:09:03.000 Also, I don't know when Steven gets back, but... When he does.
00:09:06.000 When he does.
00:09:07.000 We will be on tour.
00:09:08.000 You can catch us in Colorado, July 18th.
00:09:12.000 June 18th.
00:09:13.000 Colorado Springs, Colorado.
00:09:15.000 June 18th?
00:09:15.000 June 18th, coming up in a few weeks.
00:09:17.000 It's written in there wrong.
00:09:19.000 Let's go into Russian facts!
00:09:20.000 July in there an accident will be in Grand Junction July 7 June 17th will be Grand Junction, Colorado
00:09:26.000 It's written in there wrong. Let's go into Russian facts or go to Dave Leonard comm and oh hello
00:09:37.000 Number one I thought you danced, Rasputin.
00:09:46.000 No, I dance with my mouth.
00:09:47.000 Ah, yes, that is how it works.
00:09:49.000 Much like Amber Heard if she wants Aquaman 2.
00:09:53.000 She's not getting it.
00:09:55.000 Oh, she will be dancing with her mouth, but not in movies.
00:10:01.000 She will be in special movies.
00:10:03.000 Different movies.
00:10:03.000 Yes.
00:10:04.000 She'll be in movies.
00:10:07.000 Yes.
00:10:07.000 Sorry, not sorry, Amber.
00:10:09.000 She'll be in Bukkake films for Germany.
00:10:11.000 That's not... Alright, here we go.
00:10:13.000 But in her case, she won't be talking.
00:10:15.000 She will be dead fish.
00:10:16.000 Yes.
00:10:18.000 Because pretty girls don't learn to do weird stuff.
00:10:20.000 No.
00:10:21.000 Well, there's an expiration date.
00:10:24.000 I'm pretty sure hers was yesterday.
00:10:27.000 It's more of a sell buy.
00:10:28.000 Yes.
00:10:31.000 Russian facts!
00:10:34.000 Number one.
00:10:36.000 Beer wasn't considered an alcohol beverage in Russia till 2011.
00:10:41.000 I don't get everything wrong.
00:10:42.000 Yes.
00:10:43.000 Do we switch?
00:10:45.000 You do number two there.
00:10:48.000 Russian used car salesmen are responsible, in fact, for more deaths than HIV and cancer combined.
00:10:54.000 That's true!
00:10:56.000 Yes.
00:10:57.000 And one tried to kill Magic Johnson.
00:10:59.000 Yes, that's right.
00:11:00.000 The cancer.
00:11:01.000 Gay cancer.
00:11:02.000 He tried to sell him a Daewoo.
00:11:04.000 What?
00:11:07.000 How would you do this?
00:11:08.000 Number 3, Glass Jaw.
00:11:11.000 Glass Jaw.
00:11:12.000 1 in 4 Russian men die before 55th birthday.
00:11:16.000 Compared to 1 in 10 pansy boys in USA.
00:11:19.000 Is that right?
00:11:20.000 You say that like it's a bad thing.
00:11:21.000 No.
00:11:22.000 No, no.
00:11:22.000 It's a good thing we die because we do dangerous things.
00:11:25.000 I welcome sweet warmth of death.
00:11:27.000 That's right.
00:11:27.000 It is conceivable.
00:11:28.000 It's release.
00:11:30.000 When Russia was the Soviet Union, tracksuits were only allowed a maximum of one and a half stripes.
00:11:37.000 That's true.
00:11:39.000 Necessary rule.
00:11:40.000 Mr. Rasputin, there is no, in fact, Russian word for fun or privacy.
00:11:46.000 It's true.
00:11:47.000 The closest we have is nyet.
00:11:51.000 Which means neither.
00:11:53.000 It's more so a response to the request for fun or privacy.
00:11:57.000 Yes, it is deaf for request.
00:11:59.000 It's lost in translation.
00:12:01.000 Yes, you're correct.
00:12:02.000 Yes.
00:12:03.000 I do like the beard.
00:12:04.000 Thank you.
00:12:04.000 It looks good.
00:12:07.000 It is filled with DNA.
00:12:08.000 Mostly your own.
00:12:13.000 Of the many ladies under whom I cast my spell of GHB.
00:12:18.000 Yes.
00:12:20.000 The Church of Prisoners.
00:12:24.000 I put in coffee.
00:12:26.000 I put in coffee.
00:12:28.000 I am not an alchemist.
00:12:29.000 I want Glass Joe to say this one as well.
00:12:33.000 Oh, me too.
00:12:33.000 That's a good call.
00:12:35.000 Hands Across America was a public fundraising event in 1986, the glory days, where it took roughly 6 million pansy people to hold hands across entire United States.
00:12:46.000 Gross.
00:12:46.000 Yes.
00:12:47.000 Very, very gross.
00:12:49.000 Last year's Tables Across Russia event took only three and a half tables.
00:12:54.000 It's true.
00:12:54.000 Still number one!
00:12:57.000 Yes, number one.
00:12:58.000 And that is Russia facts.
00:13:00.000 Thanks for watching! Please subscribe and like! Cheers!
00:13:17.000 At least feels as such.
00:13:18.000 Hope you are enjoying.
00:13:20.000 You do not have to do silly voices if you don't want.
00:13:22.000 I can carry stupidity.
00:13:26.000 You are better at voice, but I still like it.
00:13:28.000 I like it too.
00:13:29.000 I just didn't want you to feel obligate.
00:13:32.000 No.
00:13:32.000 No.
00:13:33.000 I'll do mine.
00:13:33.000 Hello, everyone.
00:13:35.000 Ahoy.
00:13:36.000 Who's that?
00:13:38.000 Oh, it's same guy!
00:13:39.000 Same guy.
00:13:40.000 I'm a man of many, many voices.
00:13:42.000 Two, specifically.
00:13:44.000 Watch and react.
00:13:45.000 I shouldn't have read that part.
00:13:49.000 You are what we call in Russia, retarded.
00:13:52.000 Yes, that's right.
00:13:53.000 What does that mean?
00:13:54.000 Means you're on spectrum.
00:13:56.000 Oh!
00:13:57.000 Same meaning as here.
00:13:59.000 Oh, is it?
00:13:59.000 Yeah, it crosses cultures.
00:14:01.000 Oh!
00:14:02.000 It means thinker?
00:14:03.000 Or brave?
00:14:04.000 It translates to prompter illiterate.
00:14:09.000 I don't use a prompter, now I'm gonna read from it.
00:14:11.000 A Russian thrill-seeker attempted to do what we all have dreamed of as kids, though.
00:14:16.000 Swing all the way over the top.
00:14:19.000 poop.
00:14:37.000 Oh, geez.
00:14:41.000 That is like Yakov showing Branson.
00:14:45.000 The greatest thing ever?
00:14:46.000 The question is, what happens next?
00:14:48.000 Is it A, the swinger flies off of the swing, B, a pigeon flies out of nowhere and smashes into the swinger's face, or C, the swinger's fine, but a bear mauls a bystander.
00:15:00.000 It's possible.
00:15:01.000 Oh my gosh, I don't- I just want it to be C, so that's what I'm gonna go with.
00:15:05.000 I know it's not B because this, in fact, happened to Fabio on the roller coaster.
00:15:10.000 Yeah, that did hit him.
00:15:11.000 He break his beautiful face.
00:15:13.000 Yeah.
00:15:13.000 Pigeon saves day.
00:15:15.000 It took me week before I stopped laughing.
00:15:18.000 Yeah, it's sad that- it's very sad.
00:15:20.000 Did the pigeon live?
00:15:21.000 I think the pigeon died.
00:15:22.000 Oh, well, that's the tragedy.
00:15:24.000 He died doing what he loved.
00:15:25.000 But how- Destroying asshole's face.
00:15:27.000 He's like, I've always wanted to meet Fabio!
00:15:30.000 But how giant and awful is your head that it kills a bird?
00:15:36.000 It's a kamikaze pigeon.
00:15:37.000 I mean, that is a rocky Dennis face.
00:15:40.000 It was the pigeon.
00:15:41.000 Actually, it wasn't the pigeon who killed him.
00:15:44.000 It was the romance novel for which he was requesting autographs.
00:15:47.000 Yes, every romance novel ever.
00:15:49.000 That's it.
00:15:50.000 He rides centaur like Putin.
00:15:52.000 That's right.
00:15:52.000 But not as sexy.
00:15:53.000 I'm going with A. I really hope this guy flies off the swing, maybe into the side of a house.
00:15:57.000 Who knows?
00:15:57.000 I agree.
00:15:58.000 Yeah, I like that, but I really want to see somebody get eaten by a bear.
00:16:00.000 I hope it is C, because I have a bear in this fight.
00:16:06.000 My brother, he grew up wrestling bears.
00:16:10.000 And he had a losing record.
00:16:13.000 It was just the one matchup.
00:16:15.000 That's right.
00:16:16.000 Yes, the bear was very full.
00:16:19.000 One man, two enter, one bear leaves.
00:16:21.000 Yes.
00:16:22.000 That's always how it goes.
00:16:23.000 That's right.
00:16:24.000 Just one of them is a bear.
00:16:25.000 That's right.
00:16:25.000 It's really a giveaway before you get to the match.
00:16:28.000 It's almost too worthy to just say bear kills man.
00:16:31.000 Yeah, really, it's a better way.
00:16:33.000 It's not really a fight.
00:16:34.000 If you go into the woods today, you'll see Rasputin's brother get killed.
00:16:40.000 Today is the day the man got killed by the big bear.
00:16:44.000 The bear had a picnic.
00:16:46.000 Yes, on the man.
00:16:47.000 He ate the man.
00:16:48.000 He ate my brother.
00:16:50.000 What is the answer?
00:16:52.000 Play that funky music white boy.
00:16:54.000 That is why you do not want to fulfill childhood dreams.
00:17:05.000 While drunk.
00:17:05.000 That's what I- Remember.
00:17:07.000 Dreams are for kids.
00:17:08.000 Give up.
00:17:09.000 Give up.
00:17:09.000 This is so terrible.
00:17:14.000 He's fine!
00:17:15.000 He walked away!
00:17:16.000 Did he?
00:17:17.000 We hope.
00:17:19.000 Shut up, Dave!
00:17:21.000 Do you walk away, or is he rolling away from now on?
00:17:24.000 He can't tell us what happens next.
00:17:26.000 You do the same thing on one of those buckled-in handicap swings?
00:17:32.000 Are you alright?
00:17:34.000 No, I think something fell out of my pocket, my coins that I steal from Yeah, of course.
00:17:40.000 It's very hard for me to sit.
00:17:42.000 Go ahead.
00:17:43.000 Listen, we don't want people to be insensitive.
00:17:45.000 This is an important topic, the Tulsa shooting, because we never have violent crime in Russia.
00:17:51.000 No, I think it's great how you guys have managed to be such peacekeepers.
00:17:55.000 Well, yeah, they just, you know, kill all the criminals.
00:17:57.000 Oh yeah, well that's what I always say about Mother Russia, is be kind to everyone.
00:18:02.000 That's it.
00:18:03.000 And Ukraine is, you know, kill all.
00:18:07.000 Wednesday evening, this is a bit sad, obviously.
00:18:12.000 Wednesday evening, a gunman killed four people and wounded several others at a Tulsa medical office before reportedly taking his own life.
00:18:20.000 Tulsa police say the gunman burst onto the second floor of a building next to St.
00:18:24.000 Francis Hospital and began firing.
00:18:27.000 Oh my God, he's getting his rifle out of his trunk.
00:18:30.000 They're all getting their rifles and it's in a medical building.
00:18:33.000 They're running in.
00:18:35.000 Police arrived on scene three minutes after the first 911 call and made their way inside.
00:18:40.000 The officers that did arrive were hearing shots in the building and that's what directed them to the second floor.
00:18:46.000 Police say as they were breaching the door on the second floor, they heard the shooting stop.
00:18:51.000 They then found the suspect who they say had killed himself.
00:18:54.000 We have confirmed he had one long gun, a rifle, and one handgun on the scene at the time.
00:19:00.000 Too bad he didn't do that first.
00:19:02.000 Remember this clip.
00:19:03.000 We'll come back to it in a moment.
00:19:07.000 I'm glad they actually went... Oh jeez.
00:19:10.000 Lots is happening.
00:19:12.000 Babushka, come on.
00:19:15.000 We said not now.
00:19:16.000 The hot Russian cleaning ladies here.
00:19:19.000 Oh no.
00:19:20.000 It's okay.
00:19:20.000 No, no.
00:19:21.000 No, no.
00:19:22.000 Desk is fine.
00:19:23.000 Desk is fine.
00:19:24.000 Better not have her here too long or Arnold will try and bang her.
00:19:28.000 Come on.
00:19:29.000 Her legs go all the way up.
00:19:30.000 Yes.
00:19:30.000 Just would you please.
00:19:31.000 They go for days.
00:19:33.000 Every time Babushka.
00:19:34.000 Normal size kid with a giant Arnold That is a tall glass of cool e-coli water.
00:19:41.000 Oh dear, she's just swatting a fly.
00:19:43.000 There are no flies!
00:19:45.000 Go, go!
00:19:45.000 The flies are around you, babushka!
00:19:48.000 You bring the flies!
00:19:51.000 See you later, beautiful.
00:19:52.000 That's a huge bitch!
00:19:58.000 It hasn't stopped being funny in 23 years.
00:20:01.000 Every single time.
00:20:02.000 It's still a good one.
00:20:05.000 I just want to point out that the officers there heard gunfire and went in.
00:20:11.000 That's right!
00:20:13.000 Just saying.
00:20:14.000 They didn't follow the protocol of looking at TikTok.
00:20:17.000 Right.
00:20:18.000 Waited around for a little while because there was a huge pussy on the scene.
00:20:22.000 I am very grateful that they are not pussies.
00:20:27.000 It is a rarity it seems among some police officers today.
00:20:32.000 Yeah, it seems if you get 19 of them together, the best thing to do is nothing.
00:20:37.000 Right.
00:20:38.000 Yes.
00:20:38.000 I just wait for the shooting to stop.
00:20:40.000 Yes.
00:20:41.000 But one of them has a mean uno streak in the parking lot.
00:20:44.000 Yes, that's right.
00:20:45.000 That's important.
00:20:46.000 Playing quarters.
00:20:46.000 Yeah, there are still many questions, but according to police captain Richard Mullenberg, this wasn't a random act of violence.
00:20:56.000 This was an individual who just decided he wanted to go find a hospital full of random people.
00:21:00.000 This was not an individual.
00:21:01.000 That's what I meant to say.
00:21:02.000 That's right.
00:21:03.000 This is a quote.
00:21:05.000 Ah, I saw.
00:21:06.000 Yes.
00:21:07.000 He deliberately made a choice to come here and his actions were deliberate.
00:21:12.000 Yeah.
00:21:13.000 So just to be clear, that was his...
00:21:16.000 Yeah, they didn't think that this was a random shooting.
00:21:18.000 And by the way, this was a medical facility across the street from the hospital.
00:21:21.000 I know initial reports were that this was at a hospital.
00:21:24.000 That's very close.
00:21:25.000 I'm not making a distinction for any other reason than to give you an accurate assessment of where this happened, right?
00:21:30.000 And most of the time, a lot of times hospitals, people can carry guns, but most of the time, Texas, Nebraska, I know are states that outlaw you from carrying a gun.
00:21:38.000 in a hospital, most of the time you don't see that, right?
00:21:40.000 You don't see armed employees.
00:21:41.000 In fact, so much so that my wife actually led a program on training
00:21:44.000 to make sure if you had an active shooter in a hospital that you knew what to do in case that
00:21:50.000 happened because it's a constant threat in some of these environments where you've got some
00:21:54.000 belligerent people, gang members coming in that are being shot or in the emergency department,
00:21:57.000 stuff like that. So of course, yeah, because then you have other gang members chasing after them.
00:22:02.000 So you could easily end up with some angry family members or gang violence or anything else.
00:22:08.000 Yeah, exact details on the shoot aren't available right now, but according to the New York Times Deputy Chief Eric DeGlish, ...said he was between 35 and 40 years old.
00:22:19.000 Is that all we know?
00:22:20.000 I was going to say, is that all we know?
00:22:23.000 It seems that we should know quite a bit more than this.
00:22:25.000 You'd think so, right?
00:22:26.000 Do we not know more?
00:22:27.000 Well, remember we just showed you the CBS New York clip of Deputy DeGlish saying this.
00:22:34.000 We have confirmed he had one long gun, a rifle, and one handgun on the scene at the time.
00:22:41.000 There's actually more video of DeGlish from the same press conference, believe it or not.
00:22:47.000 Oh, really?
00:22:47.000 Yeah.
00:22:48.000 But they didn't show.
00:22:49.000 No, they didn't show it.
00:22:51.000 Oh, let's show!
00:22:52.000 The suspect, we do not have an identity.
00:22:55.000 We believe we're getting close on the identity of the suspect.
00:23:00.000 He is a black male, estimated to be 35 to 40 years old.
00:23:06.000 Now, I don't want to speak out of turn.
00:23:11.000 Do you see what I see?
00:23:14.000 Do you notice any discrepancies here, Mr. Land Putin?
00:23:19.000 Something seems off, but I can't quite put my poison tip umbrella on it.
00:23:24.000 This is very interesting.
00:23:26.000 I'm not...
00:23:28.000 Ah, I'm not sure.
00:23:29.000 It's a one-off.
00:23:30.000 It's a one-off.
00:23:31.000 Let's look into the Washington Post.
00:23:35.000 You know, the Washington Post is reporting on the shooter, so let's go ahead, Gerald.
00:23:39.000 Why don't you share that one?
00:23:40.000 Authorities identified the gunman as a 35 to 40-year-old who fired both a rifle and a handgun.
00:23:46.000 Interesting information.
00:23:48.000 And that's the extent of the description they gave of the suspect.
00:23:53.000 It's almost like Waukesha all over again.
00:23:55.000 I don't... I just want to make sure...
00:23:58.000 That all the opium has not gone to my brain?
00:24:02.000 Right.
00:24:03.000 I heard the police captain, just to be clear, and this is not to say anything other than what he said.
00:24:11.000 Right.
00:24:13.000 The man was black.
00:24:14.000 Right, but they cut that out.
00:24:15.000 They did.
00:24:16.000 And by the way, the information on the man's race was available at the time that they published.
00:24:21.000 And we're not making it about race.
00:24:23.000 They tend to make it about race.
00:24:24.000 Well, you give police description.
00:24:26.000 You give description to KGB.
00:24:28.000 You say he's tall, he's short, he's blonde, he's black.
00:24:32.000 In Russia, that really narrows it down.
00:24:34.000 I think it's easier though to look for somebody between 35 and 40 than to just narrow it down to somebody race and 35 and 40.
00:24:43.000 You just stop everyone of that age.
00:24:45.000 I can see your point.
00:24:46.000 I can also see point that media is full of lying assholes.
00:24:50.000 You've heard of Pravda?
00:24:51.000 You, in Washington Post, are worse than Pravda.
00:24:55.000 Well, listen, don't give them too hard of a time.
00:24:57.000 They actually don't go the entire article without mentioning race.
00:25:00.000 Here, I've got a couple of other quotes for you.
00:25:02.000 Go ahead.
00:25:02.000 The Tulsa shooting happened the same day as funerals for some of the victims of the Texas shooting,
00:25:06.000 which left 19 children and 2 teachers dead.
00:25:09.000 Also that day, the white man, accused of killing 10 people at a Buffalo grocery store on
00:25:14.000 May 14th, was indicted on 25 counts, including domestic terrorism and
00:25:18.000 murder as a hate crime.
00:25:19.000 So you've got 3 different shootings that were mentioned, and you have one mention of race,
00:25:24.000 and the only mention of race was when it was, um...
00:25:28.000 Hmm.
00:25:28.000 Hey!
00:25:31.000 Hey, is American media racist?
00:25:34.000 I don't know, is it racist?
00:25:36.000 It seems to me like if you only single out one race of people to vilify, you know as people not too far from us at one point they did it with the Jews, we just did it with the rich and we starved more people, but it seems to me that your media Which, by the way, of course, is working with your government, as you saw with Jen Psaki.
00:25:57.000 They are racist.
00:25:58.000 They are blaming white shooter, as though it's relevant, but not mentioning shooter.
00:26:03.000 Notice they do this, too, even with active shooter.
00:26:05.000 Yes.
00:26:06.000 Where it might actually help save lives.
00:26:09.000 Like, hey, look out for a guy who is wearing Flavor Flav necklace and is on car with spinners.
00:26:09.000 Right.
00:26:16.000 Well, we feel in the States that it's best and safer to not mention the race and just let people die.
00:26:25.000 Unless it is done.
00:26:26.000 Is that right?
00:26:27.000 That's a fair point.
00:26:28.000 Unless he is white.
00:26:28.000 I just want to make sure I have that right.
00:26:30.000 Well, and for those of you out there who are saying, well, we know the motive of the Buffalo shooter was that he was a white supremacist or racist.
00:26:36.000 Well, he was streaming it.
00:26:38.000 Yeah, he was streaming that.
00:26:39.000 I understand that, but this is a pattern beyond that to all of these shootings.
00:26:43.000 Yes.
00:26:44.000 Involve a white shooter no matter what.
00:26:46.000 Oh no, the press just got lucky ducky that time.
00:26:49.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:26:50.000 It's the exclusion every other time that it's somebody else.
00:26:52.000 Oh, we blamed a vehicle, I think, in Waukesha.
00:26:55.000 That's what it was.
00:26:56.000 It was a vehicle.
00:26:57.000 Well, I have driven enough American cars.
00:27:00.000 The Ford Escape, very racist.
00:27:02.000 Very well.
00:27:03.000 She's like white dog except for cars.
00:27:05.000 Can you just say that?
00:27:06.000 I hope I did not repeat.
00:27:07.000 It is Christine if she was in Klan.
00:27:10.000 The Chevrolet Traverse is if you want to traverse into afterlife.
00:27:14.000 Cars do not work very well.
00:27:17.000 I will say this, you know, as people who have experience running media.
00:27:21.000 Yes.
00:27:23.000 By that I mean to lie.
00:27:25.000 You guys are better at it.
00:27:28.000 It's not the lie that you hear because people say you're lying.
00:27:31.000 It's the lies that you don't hear.
00:27:33.000 Where you don't hear that this shooter was black or this shooter was specifically doing it in the name of left-wing socialism or this shooter yelled out Allahu Akbar.
00:27:46.000 Which is really hard to determine the motive at that point.
00:27:49.000 Well, we feel it's important to definitely get to the story before getting to the truth.
00:27:51.000 now you are because really you keep everyone know with problem the proper
00:27:56.000 get everyone know but half of America you still don't know that's true this
00:28:00.000 is well we feel it's important to definitely get to the story before
00:28:04.000 getting to the truth and that's what makes America great with you well now
00:28:10.000 journalistic integrity of the truth Yes, indeed.
00:28:14.000 Well, in an effort to sell more papers, WaPo actually ran a separate excerpt with the title, Shooting Comes 101 Years After Tulsa Race Massacre, and I'm not 100% sure that I see the connection, but people did take to Twitter saying, of course this was white supremacy.
00:28:30.000 And it was on the anniversary of the massacre, so it must be that, right?
00:28:35.000 I don't understand this from Russia that people complain about United States white supremacy.
00:28:41.000 Can someone explain to me, I think I have this, what is affirmative action is for white men, correct?
00:28:50.000 No, it's actually for everyone else except Okay.
00:28:57.000 No further questions.
00:28:58.000 Just to clarify a point.
00:29:00.000 I have to throw up.
00:29:01.000 You judge on the basis of a person's skin color and not merit.
00:29:06.000 And I know that's different than what you probably heard Martin Luther King say.
00:29:10.000 That's right.
00:29:11.000 Oh, you mean man who was killed by FBI?
00:29:14.000 Yes.
00:29:14.000 Yeah, the very same.
00:29:15.000 When no one yelled duck, you didn't hear anybody say that either.
00:29:18.000 That's right.
00:29:19.000 I thought that you had a problem with ducks.
00:29:21.000 Yeah.
00:29:22.000 No duck problems here.
00:29:22.000 No.
00:29:22.000 No, no.
00:29:24.000 I thought maybe someone was throwing bread.
00:29:26.000 Nope.
00:29:26.000 Nobody has any trouble here getting down or ducking.
00:29:30.000 Well, look, we've got the three shootings and the narrative so far.
00:29:33.000 Well, there was actually a tweet that I didn't see.
00:29:36.000 I forget who it was, but it said, yeah, like it was on the eve of the Tulsa shooting and this woman blaming white supremacy.
00:29:42.000 And everything was just like, you can delete this.
00:29:45.000 You don't have to leave it up.
00:29:47.000 Twitter doesn't have an edit button yet, but they do have a delete button.
00:29:49.000 Yeah, I don't understand how so many people tweet out something wrong and are like, well, I'm just going to leave it up anyway.
00:29:55.000 I'm going to stand by my complete belief.
00:29:58.000 Look how many responses it's gotten.
00:29:59.000 It must be right.
00:30:00.000 I mean, look, it's well-liked.
00:30:02.000 That's right.
00:30:03.000 Unfortunately, there is no button on Twitter to delete self.
00:30:06.000 Yeah, I wish.
00:30:07.000 They're working on that, though.
00:30:09.000 Yeah.
00:30:10.000 So just to be clear, we've got white supremacy in Buffalo, right, because all white people are evil.
00:30:16.000 Yvaldi, we have guns are the cause of all evil, so you're seeing a trend here.
00:30:19.000 And now Tulsa, this one is yet to be determined, and this is going to be a bit tricky for the media to spin.
00:30:25.000 But I will say this, we did mention Twitter and people going to Twitter.
00:30:29.000 Go right now and see if Tulsa's trending.
00:30:32.000 I didn't see it trending at all this morning.
00:30:35.000 It was for a moment yesterday, and then some new information got out and it stopped.
00:30:40.000 Well, it's weird how that tends to happen.
00:30:42.000 But go and check and see right now at 1046 Eastern Time if it is trending.
00:30:47.000 Comment below, people.
00:30:48.000 Comment below.
00:30:49.000 Comment, comment.
00:30:50.000 Right now, what time is it?
00:30:52.000 10.46 Eastern.
00:30:53.000 I'm just getting started.
00:30:54.000 Comment right now.
00:30:55.000 Is it trending?
00:30:56.000 It was for a moment.
00:30:57.000 It was in the heat of the moment.
00:31:00.000 If Rasputin dies.
00:31:01.000 Telling me what your tweet meant.
00:31:03.000 He dies.
00:31:04.000 You are a great singer.
00:31:05.000 The tweet of the moment.
00:31:07.000 That's terrible.
00:31:08.000 Then you all die.
00:31:10.000 Pravda.
00:31:10.000 You have voice of angel.
00:31:12.000 That's right.
00:31:13.000 By the way, I love this next part here.
00:31:15.000 CNN says police described the shooter's weapon as, quote, a semi-automatic rifle and a semi-automatic pistol, which is incredibly vague, but I love now that you're starting to see this phrase thrown in every single time they mention a gun and shooting.
00:31:29.000 Semi-automatic.
00:31:30.000 As though that's a distinguishing feature that is going to say, ah, the semi-automatic is worse than, you know, say, a revolver.
00:31:38.000 Right?
00:31:38.000 Yeah.
00:31:38.000 Because most of your handguns, I know there's exceptions, most of your handguns are going to be semi-automatic, and a lot of the rifles, most of the rifles are going to be semi-automatic, and so it's like, oh, well we just need to ban semi-fully automatic, you know, handgun rifles.
00:31:50.000 Yes.
00:31:51.000 Rasputin has a question.
00:31:52.000 Yes, Rasputin.
00:31:53.000 I have a question, because I don't want to be rude.
00:31:55.000 Mr. Rasputin.
00:31:56.000 Rasputin.
00:31:57.000 You are Putin, I'm Rasputin.
00:31:58.000 I forget that I'm, I just have Putin in my name, you have the, you have the Ras.
00:32:02.000 I have both.
00:32:03.000 I am your name plus prequel.
00:32:05.000 You're Raspberry and Putin.
00:32:07.000 Let me ask, just because, again, outside looking in.
00:32:11.000 I assume I am ignorant.
00:32:12.000 Okay.
00:32:15.000 Americans know that semi-automatic is just mean basic gun, right?
00:32:26.000 They don't know that semi-automatic is like all gun except for pump shotgun.
00:32:30.000 Listen, listen, listen.
00:32:32.000 Rasputin, I just need to clarify, and I'm sorry to all our viewers out there.
00:32:35.000 He doesn't realize that that is the scariest form of assault weapon.
00:32:40.000 A semi-automatic rifle means that when you pull the trigger, you get one bullet, Steven.
00:32:45.000 Yes, we call that training rifle.
00:32:47.000 Yeah.
00:32:48.000 Well, here we call it the most dangerous weapon.
00:32:52.000 That is because you are either stupid or pussies.
00:32:58.000 Misinformed.
00:32:59.000 Okay, we go with that.
00:33:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:01.000 Because of media, they do very good job that people think, oh, no, semi-automatic!
00:33:05.000 It's like all handguns ever!
00:33:08.000 Right, as opposed to fully automatic, which for some reason people don't understand.
00:33:14.000 I love the fully semi-automatic.
00:33:16.000 Do you remember that quote?
00:33:16.000 Yeah, fully semi-automatic is a great one.
00:33:18.000 It's a full semi-automatic.
00:33:21.000 Yeah, what does that even mean?
00:33:22.000 It's the whole gun.
00:33:22.000 I don't know.
00:33:24.000 We haven't sawed it off.
00:33:26.000 It's 100% of 50%.
00:33:28.000 Well, that's just 50%.
00:33:30.000 Don't worry, our former Vice President... It's Sex Panther of Weapons.
00:33:34.000 Our former Vice President said that 9mm is... what was it?
00:33:37.000 A high-velocity round?
00:33:39.000 I can't remember what he said.
00:33:41.000 Blow your lungs out.
00:33:42.000 Blow your lungs out, for sure.
00:33:44.000 Ah, yes, it rips your entire lung out of the body.
00:33:47.000 We have them laying all over the streets.
00:33:48.000 Did he say that?
00:33:49.000 Your former vice president said that?
00:33:51.000 This is a man who is standing between all of you and us?
00:33:58.000 Don't tell him.
00:33:59.000 Why did we tell him?
00:34:00.000 No, no, no.
00:34:00.000 I mean, no, please.
00:34:01.000 Vote him again.
00:34:02.000 We respect him and care so much.
00:34:04.000 Vote!
00:34:07.000 Oh please.
00:34:08.000 That was me.
00:34:09.000 You too?
00:34:10.000 You too with the votes?
00:34:13.000 We took a page.
00:34:14.000 Oh boy.
00:34:15.000 I love it.
00:34:16.000 I love it.
00:34:17.000 I got you America.
00:34:18.000 Can't get enough of it.
00:34:19.000 Alright.
00:34:20.000 Local pastors though did their best to offer words of encouragement in Tulsa.
00:34:24.000 We see something like this happening and I'm sure your parishioners also ask you why.
00:34:28.000 One of the things that we've understood is these type of things have no real explanation.
00:34:36.000 The world we live in, there are so many wicked and evil things that happen that it seems like we have to endure.
00:34:43.000 One of the things that we know is that weeping may endure for a night, but we really believe that joy comes in the morning.
00:34:52.000 And even as we stand here in the night after such a horrific tragedy, Our community, this Tulsa community, is going to do what I believe we do every time we're faced with tragedy.
00:35:04.000 We're going to hold out for hope until the morning.
00:35:08.000 And we believe something good is going to come from this horrible situation.
00:35:14.000 That was good.
00:35:15.000 You know, all kidding aside, and we're trying to bring some levity to a serious topic, that is how you encourage people.
00:35:19.000 You don't start blaming inanimate objects.
00:35:22.000 You don't start blaming lax laws that wouldn't have fixed the problem in the first place.
00:35:27.000 You basically take care of people first, and obviously the care on that man's mind is for the people in the community that are affected by this.
00:35:34.000 The rest of those conversations can happen later on, but that was good.
00:35:37.000 All kidding aside, I agree.
00:35:38.000 That was uplifting and important.
00:35:41.000 Yeah, it's just, he kind of looks familiar to me.
00:35:43.000 Doesn't he look familiar to you guys?
00:35:44.000 Does he?
00:35:45.000 But you hit... Wow, dude!
00:35:55.000 Because the vision I'm about to give you...
00:35:59.000 Oh no.
00:35:59.000 It might get nasty.
00:36:01.000 Duck!
00:36:03.000 The glasses.
00:36:04.000 The glasses threw me off.
00:36:06.000 Yeah.
00:36:07.000 Oh.
00:36:08.000 Oh no.
00:36:09.000 And do you see the responses of the people?
00:36:13.000 Yes!
00:36:14.000 Yes we do!
00:36:15.000 I love it!
00:36:19.000 I'd rather be shot.
00:36:21.000 I'd rather go to Gulag.
00:36:23.000 Duck, duck, splooge.
00:36:28.000 Joy.
00:36:29.000 Let me rephrase.
00:36:30.000 Joy comes in the morning for those covered in... Now he's going to do it.
00:36:39.000 There's joy for you!
00:36:41.000 No.
00:36:44.000 It's like he might want to reconsider his tactics.
00:36:50.000 I mean, I'm just saying if this is his calling card, all the greats have their calling cards.
00:36:54.000 Like me with large phallus and women love me.
00:36:58.000 Of course.
00:36:58.000 If that's his calling card, he might want to reconsider his tactics.
00:37:02.000 Before meeting with victims of families.
00:37:06.000 No need to anoint.
00:37:07.000 I don't know what it is in America, but in Russia, you spit on someone's face, they find you having stabbed yourself in back 37 times, in grave you dig for yourself.
00:37:19.000 Ah, suicide.
00:37:20.000 Yes.
00:37:20.000 That's very, very common.
00:37:22.000 Yes.
00:37:24.000 I'm very sorry about your family member.
00:37:29.000 I'm very sorry, I'm about to kick the shit out of you.
00:37:32.000 Yes.
00:37:33.000 Did you just spit in my face?
00:37:34.000 No, I spit on my hand.
00:37:35.000 No, I'm doing it to bless you.
00:37:38.000 Either way.
00:37:39.000 He's funny sometimes, this guy.
00:37:42.000 He's funny.
00:37:42.000 Both of you guys are funny guys.
00:37:44.000 We try, we try.
00:37:45.000 I wish we could have you at Pravda, but we kill all the comedians.
00:37:48.000 Ah, well.
00:37:49.000 I noticed that.
00:37:49.000 There's no more.
00:37:50.000 You've got a real thing with that.
00:37:51.000 Yeah, that, and punk rock bands.
00:37:53.000 Yeah, not a fan.
00:37:53.000 Yes, Pussy Riot.
00:37:54.000 More like Dead Riot.
00:37:55.000 Anybody with a boombox?
00:37:56.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:37:57.000 You just sort of curb stomp them.
00:37:58.000 Oh man, that reminds me, the other day, you know, I'm not without compassion.
00:38:02.000 No, you're filled with it.
00:38:03.000 I was driving, and I see a man who needs money.
00:38:08.000 He has, you know, a cardboard cutout.
00:38:10.000 Yes.
00:38:11.000 You know, with a sign, homeless man.
00:38:12.000 And I throw him some loose change, and he yells, HEY!
00:38:17.000 Turns out he was breakdancer.
00:38:20.000 Oh, really?
00:38:20.000 Well, and you threw rubles at him, and those are valueless here.
00:38:24.000 Did you go back and hit him with your racist car?
00:38:26.000 No, I went back and hit him with, uh, but by throwing 9mm.
00:38:30.000 I said, that's not my velocity!
00:38:32.000 I hope to see your lung!
00:38:34.000 Yeah, but I didn't.
00:38:35.000 Can't say that.
00:38:36.000 Nice semi.
00:38:38.000 The worst part?
00:38:40.000 Breakdancer's tracksuit?
00:38:42.000 Three stripes.
00:38:43.000 There are rules.
00:38:44.000 I tell you, time for changing these kids.
00:38:46.000 No offense, but it sounds like some f***ing comic gobbledygook.
00:38:50.000 That's a fair point.
00:38:51.000 That is double what is legally allowed.
00:38:53.000 Yes, that's right.
00:38:55.000 The liberal media doesn't want us to be a post-racial society.
00:38:59.000 They want us, they want these shootings at least, to continue until they get every piece of legislation they want.
00:39:06.000 Nothing is about saving people, it's all about control.
00:39:08.000 Yeah, and they will absolutely use this shooting and every other shooting to get all of your guns do not be Can I say this as Rasputin?
00:39:19.000 Yes.
00:39:20.000 Rasputin, I love it.
00:39:22.000 You know, in Russia that's what we did with, you know, Stalin.
00:39:26.000 He separate between, right, you have the bourgeois, you have the proletariats, and you guys need to fight back, and then we starve all of them to death and control and take their crops.
00:39:36.000 I love seeing that you are doing the exact same thing.
00:39:38.000 Take control of media, divide the country, tell them that they are all different from each other and that each other is the enemy, and then you take all the things.
00:39:47.000 First you start with guns, like Russia, work like a charm, then you start with money, then you start with food, which I believe you might have shortage, we put baby formula somewhere in there, of course ours was mostly lead, but the point remains.
00:40:02.000 And asbestos.
00:40:03.000 Yes.
00:40:03.000 That's an awkward amount.
00:40:05.000 That's right.
00:40:06.000 My eight-month-old has mesothelioma.
00:40:07.000 Yes, of course.
00:40:09.000 Weird.
00:40:10.000 Mine has a transvaginal mesh issue.
00:40:12.000 Yes.
00:40:13.000 Oh!
00:40:13.000 What?
00:40:14.000 I'm just going off daytime commercials.
00:40:16.000 Apparently that was a real issue.
00:40:18.000 My four-year-old is Bill Devane.
00:40:24.000 Mine's Wilford Brimley.
00:40:25.000 Yes!
00:40:29.000 I have diabetes.
00:40:31.000 Well, I had it.
00:40:32.000 I'm dead now.
00:40:32.000 By the way, Tom Selleck still owes me my house.
00:40:35.000 He does.
00:40:36.000 Hey Rasputin, would you like to give me your home?
00:40:40.000 That's what it is, but he said it was not to give me his home.
00:40:42.000 No, no, but it is.
00:40:44.000 He said it was not his first rodeo.
00:40:46.000 You get to still live in your house.
00:40:48.000 But I don't.
00:40:48.000 We will take it from your kids.
00:40:50.000 Yes.
00:40:51.000 I'm Tom Selleck.
00:40:53.000 F you.
00:40:54.000 All right.
00:40:54.000 Guys, I really hate to interrupt the flow of the show, but I really gotta take a leak.
00:40:57.000 I'm sorry.
00:40:57.000 We cannot wait till the end of the show.
00:40:59.000 It's a bit of an emergency.
00:41:01.000 I really, sorry, I can't hold it.
00:41:03.000 Okay, all right.
00:41:03.000 Try and be quick.
00:41:04.000 You know, I'm also gonna grab a quick bite, too.
00:41:07.000 Kill two birds, one stone.
00:41:09.000 Kill two birds with one stone.
00:41:11.000 Go.
00:41:11.000 This is a video of me trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:16.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:18.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:20.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:22.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:24.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:26.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:28.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:30.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:32.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:34.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:36.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:38.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:40.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:42.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:44.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:46.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:48.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:50.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:52.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:54.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:41:56.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:41:58.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:42:00.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:42:02.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:42:04.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:42:06.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:42:08.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:42:10.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:42:12.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:42:14.000 I'm just trying to get my phone to work.
00:42:16.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
00:42:19.000 No!
00:42:22.000 My drone!
00:42:25.000 No!
00:42:27.000 No!
00:42:28.000 Build a bar!
00:42:30.000 Get huge!
00:42:33.000 You feel better?
00:42:35.000 Oh my gracious.
00:42:36.000 I bet.
00:42:37.000 This show is weird.
00:42:40.000 I don't know how wide it could be.
00:42:41.000 It's very wide walk.
00:42:44.000 Is a Putin meme that we make a pee joke?
00:42:47.000 I thought it was ad for Flomax.
00:42:50.000 It's both.
00:42:52.000 I have, you know, I had to go.
00:42:55.000 Because I pee a lot.
00:42:56.000 That's how we do it.
00:42:57.000 Good for you.
00:42:57.000 Yes, thank you.
00:42:58.000 Good for you.
00:42:59.000 I'm hydrated.
00:43:00.000 Good for you.
00:43:00.000 Or I have a very bad problem I'm not seeing a doctor about.
00:43:04.000 Anyway, Bill Barr's for real.
00:43:07.000 BillBarr.com and use promo code CROWDER15 to get 15% off your next order.
00:43:13.000 These are the birthday cake.
00:43:17.000 They're not my jam, but I love the chocolate.
00:43:20.000 That one I love!
00:43:21.000 I love all of them except for the birthday cake.
00:43:24.000 That's why we still have Bucks.
00:43:25.000 Yes, that's why.
00:43:26.000 But some people love birthday, but that is testament.
00:43:30.000 We eat the rest of Build Bars that exist here in the whole studio.
00:43:33.000 There are no more.
00:43:35.000 We only have birthday cake, which in studio we can't give away.
00:43:39.000 Yes, well we have one of those left because I kept wanting to do takes yesterday to eat those.
00:43:43.000 They really are delicious.
00:43:45.000 Nobody needs protein bars.
00:43:46.000 In Russia you need all the protein you can get, but they taste like candy.
00:43:51.000 I use them to replace candy bar.
00:43:53.000 That's what I did.
00:43:54.000 That's good.
00:43:54.000 I like the chocolate on... What is that?
00:43:56.000 The chocolate on chocolate?
00:43:57.000 That's what I kept eating yesterday.
00:43:58.000 Chocolate on chocolate.
00:43:59.000 That's what I watch.
00:44:00.000 Is that what it is?
00:44:00.000 Devil chocolate?
00:44:01.000 Double chocolate?
00:44:03.000 I don't know.
00:44:04.000 I don't know.
00:44:04.000 I just think that everything's a porn name.
00:44:11.000 Sorry, Rasputin.
00:44:12.000 Don't want to offend- I am family man.
00:44:14.000 Yes, of course.
00:44:16.000 I have 190,000 children.
00:44:18.000 Yes, that's why you have your sea cucumber in a jar.
00:44:23.000 That's right.
00:44:23.000 To commemorate your- Yes.
00:44:25.000 Genghis Khan ain't got nothin' on me.
00:44:29.000 No, he doesn't.
00:44:30.000 Or Magic Johnson.
00:44:30.000 But yes, go to BiltBart.com and get these.
00:44:33.000 They're honestly delicious.
00:44:34.000 You're really gonna enjoy them.
00:44:35.000 Magic Johnson.
00:44:36.000 Yes.
00:44:38.000 Oh, you mean Gay Irving?
00:44:41.000 No, completely straight.
00:44:43.000 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:44:47.000 Please, come on.
00:44:48.000 Yes, straight as long Russian table.
00:44:55.000 Have you seen his, he's a boy?
00:44:58.000 Very, very interesting, normal fellow.
00:45:01.000 I tell you, that doesn't get out of the house in my country.
00:45:05.000 No, no.
00:45:06.000 Aw, man, in Russia.
00:45:08.000 Let's talk a bit about Johnny Depp.
00:45:09.000 Have you heard of him?
00:45:10.000 You look a lot like him, Rizputin.
00:45:12.000 Well, it's because I've been known to make grumpy wherever I can because we don't have toilets.
00:45:18.000 But I am.
00:45:19.000 So one thing we can find common ground here, Russia, United States, white, black, Jew, everybody, is that this is a great day to laugh at liberal feminist whores.
00:45:34.000 Correct.
00:45:35.000 Yes, thank you.
00:45:36.000 That's a good way to put it, Rasputin.
00:45:38.000 Other people may not feel the same, but it is pretty hilarious.
00:45:42.000 Yesterday, a decision was finally reached in the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial.
00:45:47.000 It was definitely in Depp's favor.
00:45:50.000 Do you find that Mr. Depp has proven by clear and convincing evidence that Ms.
00:45:55.000 Heard acted with actual malice?
00:45:57.000 Answer, yes.
00:46:02.000 As against Amber Heard, we the jury award compensatory damages in the amount of $10 million.
00:46:08.000 Boom!
00:46:10.000 As against Amber Heard, we the jury award punitive damages in the amount of $5 million.
00:46:17.000 She's, she feels obtainable now.
00:46:19.000 That girl is, she creeps me out.
00:46:25.000 Yeah, she's uh, well she's a really good actress.
00:46:27.000 Her face is cold as ice.
00:46:30.000 Yes, uh, yes.
00:46:32.000 She is.
00:46:32.000 Have a soul much?
00:46:35.000 No.
00:46:36.000 I don't think so.
00:46:37.000 The jury didn't feel that way.
00:46:38.000 By the way, what's important in this case is this is also to recognize that she is abuser.
00:46:43.000 Yes.
00:46:44.000 Yes.
00:46:44.000 She is abuser.
00:46:45.000 She lie about that.
00:46:46.000 And I wish you... I don't know what happened to your Judge Joe Brown.
00:46:51.000 He would do justice to make people do like you vandalize, you have to paint walls.
00:46:56.000 I wish he was judge here so that people could just throw bottles of vodka at her broken finger for days.
00:47:02.000 Yes, well that would, we don't do that as much in the States.
00:47:05.000 I know, but it'd be fun.
00:47:06.000 I understand, yeah for sure.
00:47:10.000 Joe Brown was a Detroiter.
00:47:11.000 Oh, was he?
00:47:12.000 He turned his life around.
00:47:13.000 I wouldn't claim that.
00:47:14.000 Yeah, I would.
00:47:15.000 I guess it depends on why he's not around anymore before I claim it.
00:47:19.000 He's not allowed within his school zones.
00:47:21.000 He did gavel stuff.
00:47:23.000 Alright, Hurd was found guilty of defamation in all cited instances, totaling $15 million in damages.
00:47:31.000 Big time.
00:47:32.000 I think I know ACLU won't be seeing another donation.
00:47:37.000 I'm sorry, pledge.
00:47:38.000 It's the same thing.
00:47:41.000 Lying whore!
00:47:43.000 Yeah, there's Jerry's kids still waiting on those.
00:47:45.000 That's right.
00:47:46.000 Because of the cap on punitive damages, the total actually comes to 10.35 million.
00:47:52.000 Hurteth here to be looking down several times as the verdict was read.
00:47:55.000 We have a snapshot to show what may have been grabbing her attention.
00:48:01.000 Oh, yes, yes.
00:48:02.000 This is a creator.
00:48:03.000 I'm surprised it took that long.
00:48:05.000 Yeah, I thought she was already on it.
00:48:07.000 That's what I thought.
00:48:08.000 Gotta pay those legal fees.
00:48:11.000 Oh, big in Germany, once again.
00:48:13.000 Bigger than Hasselhoff.
00:48:16.000 She is, I love the one where she is drunk on floor eating burger.
00:48:20.000 Yes.
00:48:20.000 I have it.
00:48:21.000 The verdict heard around the world.
00:48:27.000 I see.
00:48:28.000 It looks like her counter suit was big turd.
00:48:35.000 Her face looks like she may have a grumpy on it.
00:48:43.000 That's an only fence.
00:48:46.000 You can pay for it.
00:48:48.000 Premium member.
00:48:48.000 You pay for angry feminists.
00:48:51.000 What's sad is, you actually can.
00:48:53.000 It's 150 extra dollars.
00:48:56.000 What is that in rupees?
00:48:59.000 Never mind, I'll steal it.
00:49:01.000 Fair point.
00:49:01.000 Well, Def was pretty comfortable going into the jury deliberations.
00:49:04.000 Yeah, he was.
00:49:05.000 After closing arguments, he went to the UK to do a surprise performance with Jeff Beck.
00:49:11.000 Oh, two people I hate.
00:49:14.000 If you can tell me who's who.
00:49:16.000 Oh, I didn't know he sang.
00:49:25.000 So it's Johnny Depp and Jeff Beck singing Jimi Hendrix?
00:49:31.000 Sort of.
00:49:31.000 Originality is not dead.
00:49:33.000 No, it is. I actually do like Johnny Depp, I'm gonna be honest, as an actor.
00:49:45.000 But not as a singer!
00:49:46.000 I don't know, he tours with Alice Cooper, and I've seen some of that, that seems good.
00:49:49.000 But when he comes out to sing, I'd be like, come on, man.
00:49:53.000 You can't do everything.
00:49:54.000 Yeah, stop it, leave something for someone else.
00:49:55.000 The guitar's cool, you're good at it, you're a good actor.
00:50:00.000 Let's just stay away from the mic.
00:50:01.000 No one is better at playing gay drunken pirates.
00:50:04.000 No.
00:50:05.000 And that should be enough.
00:50:06.000 Corner on that market.
00:50:07.000 Lifetime Achievement Award for that.
00:50:09.000 That's it.
00:50:10.000 For the Disney money, I would just be a gay drunken pirate.
00:50:13.000 Yes.
00:50:14.000 Do whatever you want.
00:50:15.000 Like all the executives.
00:50:16.000 Yeah.
00:50:17.000 Well.
00:50:17.000 Well, yeah.
00:50:20.000 Like every kid that's ever been casted there.
00:50:22.000 Yes.
00:50:23.000 It's a small world after all.
00:50:26.000 Oh lord.
00:50:27.000 Not for Rasputin.
00:50:28.000 It's a small girl after all, but not a girl.
00:50:32.000 Alright.
00:50:33.000 It's a boy.
00:50:35.000 Doesn't even rhyme.
00:50:38.000 You've never been to Disney World?
00:50:40.000 You hear that song?
00:50:41.000 It's playing in your head like Chinese water torture.
00:50:45.000 I would love to see Drago at Disney World.
00:50:49.000 Disneyland.
00:50:50.000 Just punching kids.
00:50:52.000 Punch.
00:50:52.000 I don't want to write anything.
00:50:54.000 What was the number on that one?
00:50:57.000 Yes.
00:50:59.000 What is it?
00:51:00.000 Astro Mountain?
00:51:01.000 What is it called?
00:51:02.000 Something Mountain?
00:51:02.000 Astroglide Mountain.
00:51:04.000 Astroglide Mountain.
00:51:05.000 Astro Mountain will break you.
00:51:07.000 It's a slippery situation.
00:51:08.000 Oi!
00:51:09.000 Slippery slope.
00:51:10.000 That's a good thing!
00:51:11.000 Deep V without the laying the brain body.
00:51:14.000 Ok, let Mr. Putin thou host.
00:51:17.000 Len Putin.
00:51:18.000 Len Putin.
00:51:18.000 Len Putin!
00:51:20.000 Sorry.
00:51:21.000 Your black belt.
00:51:22.000 Karate.
00:51:23.000 Jiu-Jitsu.
00:51:24.000 Judo.
00:51:25.000 Judo.
00:51:27.000 Are you?
00:51:28.000 Oh.
00:51:29.000 Bubble tea is for Louis.
00:51:31.000 My sincerest apologies.
00:51:32.000 It's okay, I put in GHB.
00:51:34.000 He'll be facedown in about four minutes.
00:51:36.000 It's air-raising the vodka.
00:51:37.000 Drago, just bubble tea.
00:51:38.000 Everything with a straw.
00:51:39.000 Just blow some bubbles.
00:51:42.000 If this straw is curly, eat curly.
00:51:45.000 He's like, what?
00:51:45.000 It's a curled thing.
00:51:48.000 I need to have a vodka straight up with a That's it.
00:51:54.000 I will bubble you.
00:51:55.000 That's what happened.
00:51:56.000 I have to say to my son, to my six-year-old son, stop blowing bubbles in your vodka.
00:52:01.000 Old Michael Jackson joke.
00:52:03.000 All right.
00:52:05.000 Everything old is new again.
00:52:09.000 Her plans to appeal the decision, she also countersued for comments made by Depp's lawyer, calling her accusations completely false.
00:52:21.000 Her initial countersuit demanded $100 million, but this failed to rally Me Too supporters among jurors.
00:52:28.000 She succeeded on only one count, which awarded Her two million dollars.
00:52:35.000 So she has two million, so is it, wait, does he owe, does she owe him 13 million or because of that she owes him 8 million?
00:52:42.000 Babushka!
00:52:57.000 Babushka You know she is healthy by yellow hue.
00:53:02.000 Yes.
00:53:03.000 Oh boy.
00:53:04.000 Just the right amount of liver failure in a girl.
00:53:07.000 It's before noon.
00:53:09.000 It's like inoculation.
00:53:10.000 You need a little bit of jaundice to get rid of jaundice.
00:53:13.000 Correct.
00:53:14.000 Doctor says have a little more vodka, call me in the morning, but you'll already be next to me.
00:53:19.000 That's right.
00:53:20.000 Oh jeez.
00:53:24.000 Very dark.
00:53:25.000 Hey, didn't Amber... What's that dark?
00:53:27.000 You're banging a man lady.
00:53:29.000 Where's her mole?
00:53:31.000 Did she get it removed?
00:53:32.000 Is she the only Russian woman who's not had a mole today?
00:53:34.000 Didn't Poop Psycho Bitch release statement?
00:53:38.000 Didn't the Poop Psycho Bitch... She immediately released a statement to the media appealing To her supporters in feminist echo chambers.
00:53:46.000 But if she appeals to supporters in a forest or anywhere in the world, is anyone there to hear it?
00:53:52.000 Well, that is a very good point.
00:53:55.000 She said, the disappointment I feel today is beyond words.
00:53:59.000 I'm heartbroken.
00:54:00.000 I'm even more disappointed with what this verdict means for other women.
00:54:04.000 No, you're not.
00:54:05.000 Oh my god.
00:54:05.000 It is a setback.
00:54:07.000 This bullshit.
00:54:08.000 It sets back the clock to a time when a woman who spoke up and spoke out and crapped on beds could be publicly shamed and humiliated.
00:54:17.000 Beat her husband.
00:54:18.000 And butchers people.
00:54:19.000 It sets back the idea that violence against women, or her towards men, is to be taken seriously.
00:54:27.000 Amy Schumer rushed to Instagram to quote Gloria Stenman.
00:54:31.000 Steinem.
00:54:32.000 I don't care.
00:54:32.000 Steinem.
00:54:33.000 I am going to leave Grumpy in her bed too.
00:54:35.000 Too many glories.
00:54:36.000 I meant to say Steinem, but I don't know because I don't care.
00:54:39.000 Gerald, would you read the quote?
00:54:40.000 Sure.
00:54:41.000 Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke.
00:54:49.000 She will need her sisterhood.
00:54:51.000 Rolling Stone also, not the band.
00:54:53.000 Rolling Stone also immediately jumped.
00:54:55.000 Oh, I thought you were still talking about Amy Schumer.
00:54:57.000 Uh, no.
00:54:57.000 No.
00:55:02.000 We would not have said jumped.
00:55:05.000 She lift her legs and go bangarang and roll down pirate ship.
00:55:10.000 She almost crushed Indiana.
00:55:14.000 Rolling Stone also immediately jumped in to mourn the end of the Me Too movement.
00:55:20.000 They quote an anonymous survivor who said of the verdict, this case is my worst fear playing out on a public stage.
00:55:36.000 Come over to Russia, we will show you worst fear.
00:55:40.000 Worst fear is not beating shit out of men, then lying about it and asking for money.
00:55:45.000 Right.
00:55:46.000 Keeping millions of dollars and your mouth shut.
00:55:48.000 That's right.
00:55:49.000 Was the deal.
00:55:49.000 And now you're down just a million dollars and you didn't pay the... Yeah, you're not done yet.
00:55:57.000 I mean, she is a bad person.
00:55:59.000 Yeah, it's not really about feminism.
00:56:01.000 It's just you didn't do what you agreed to and then now you're down a bunch of money.
00:56:05.000 All you had to do was take millions of dollars.
00:56:07.000 But this is a good thing.
00:56:09.000 Sometimes people say, why does this matter?
00:56:10.000 It's because, like you say, this should not be about feminism.
00:56:13.000 It's just she's a bad person.
00:56:15.000 But then all the feminists say, she is like us!
00:56:19.000 And we're like, you just needed to say nothing!
00:56:22.000 I think a lot of feminists are like, I think Johnny was right.
00:56:26.000 You know?
00:56:26.000 I think it's true.
00:56:27.000 You would like to think so.
00:56:29.000 No, I'm sure many are terrible and still agree with whatever the narrative is.
00:56:33.000 Many destroy lives, you know, they hate men.
00:56:36.000 You know, it used to be easy to be feminist.
00:56:38.000 It used to be easy, you know, be fat and ugly, blame it all on men.
00:56:42.000 Now there are so many things to keep track of and intersectionality, you have to defend lady who poop on bed.
00:56:49.000 It's just, it's not mean anything anymore, but I'm glad that they're claiming Amber Heard as one of their own, so thank you for showing your face, feminists.
00:56:58.000 Now when we think you, when we think feminism, we will think Amber Heard, Rolling Stone, and Amy Schumer.
00:57:05.000 We will never forget.
00:57:06.000 Well, you know, with Ed Jezebel.
00:57:10.000 Ed Jezebel, that's right!
00:57:12.000 It's a big red flag with the one who publishes her statement as Jezebel.
00:57:16.000 Yeah, it's always good.
00:57:18.000 Nothing like naming yourself after a murdering whore from the Bible.
00:57:22.000 Well, that's because lyingwhore.gov was taken.
00:57:26.000 Well, that's true.
00:57:27.000 It's more of a placeholder for Kamala Harris.
00:57:32.000 She has dispute with GoDaddy.
00:57:35.000 It was Harris2024 or lyingwhore.gov.
00:57:37.000 She has both.
00:57:38.000 Yes.
00:57:39.000 Well, you gotta tit for tat.
00:57:42.000 It wouldn't be a feminist outrage without an academic, though, guys.
00:57:45.000 Dr. Jessica... Doctor.
00:57:47.000 Jessica Taylor, who penned two books about misogyny and abuse, said to Rolling Stone, this is basically the end of Me Too.
00:57:56.000 It's the death of the whole movement.
00:57:58.000 Good.
00:57:58.000 You said it.
00:57:59.000 Not Rasputin.
00:58:01.000 Yes, maybe it's just the end of Dr. Taylor's Meal Ticket.
00:58:04.000 Hopefully it's the end of Dr. Who, that show sucks.
00:58:07.000 It does, it does.
00:58:08.000 Alright, maybe it's just the end of Dr. Taylor's Meal Ticket, since her 2020 book is literally titled Sex But Psycho.
00:58:19.000 Sexy.
00:58:19.000 Sexy.
00:58:20.000 Oh.
00:58:20.000 But psycho.
00:58:21.000 Well, I'm gonna pretend that you left the Y off and I'm not just illiterate.
00:58:26.000 Sexy but psycho.
00:58:27.000 How the patriarchy uses women's trauma against them.
00:58:31.000 Oh, yes.
00:58:32.000 It's so traumatic.
00:58:33.000 Throwing vodka bottle at man and severing finger.
00:58:36.000 Isn't... but who's sexy but psycho in this entire thing?
00:58:40.000 She could have just said woman.
00:58:42.000 Yeah.
00:58:43.000 It could just be called Amber Heard's biography.
00:58:45.000 Could just be called sexy but woman.
00:58:48.000 Yeah, by the way, let's be clear.
00:58:51.000 I am absolutely thrilled that the Me Too movement in that form is dead because you actively accused a judge of committing rape 40-ish years ago without having any facts whatsoever after a detailed FBI investigation that revealed that there was nothing that they found And everybody bought it because of Me Too.
00:59:10.000 People's lives have been ruined because of it.
00:59:12.000 I want rape survivors and victims to have access to justice.
00:59:17.000 100%.
00:59:17.000 Let's bury the rapists under the courthouse.
00:59:19.000 Fine.
00:59:19.000 We're on the same team.
00:59:20.000 But the Believe All Women part of Me Too?
00:59:22.000 I'm glad it's dead.
00:59:23.000 There would not be enough room under courthouse.
00:59:25.000 Well, it'd be a very large courthouse.
00:59:27.000 But I understand your point.
00:59:28.000 I'm glad Me Too movement is dead, but I want to piss on the ashes.
00:59:32.000 Well, I say find a nice pet cemetery so they come back nicer.
00:59:36.000 Yes.
00:59:37.000 One of us, one of us, gobble gobble, one of us, whatever they say, you know.
00:59:43.000 But no, the problem is, you know, it should be dead, the MeToo movement, and what's funny is if you still ask people about Deborah Kavanaugh, some people still believe this bullshit.
00:59:53.000 And it's not just that there was no evidence.
00:59:55.000 There was evidence against every single claim made.
00:59:58.000 Every single one.
01:00:00.000 And these are the same women, these are the same people, all trauma, you know, who try to destroy families and say that fathers are not needed and alimony and blah blah blah blah blah blah.
01:00:10.000 Well, I think just because it was an imaginary house on an imaginary day with imaginary people did not make it.
01:00:16.000 Made up.
01:00:18.000 That's true.
01:00:18.000 Whereas in Amber Heard's case it was a very real five penthouses that, oh poor her!
01:00:25.000 And then seven million dollars, how will she live?
01:00:28.000 Oh my god!
01:00:29.000 I have to poop on bed!
01:00:32.000 That's what's almost sad though is like the fecal matter on the bed really is because like why would you go and tell your limo driver Because he's the one that went into court, the security at least, who had to then explain that that was in fact true.
01:00:47.000 I think it's... Hey, guess what I did?
01:00:49.000 What'd you do?
01:00:50.000 But if you know he's holding that card, why do you go back on it?
01:00:53.000 Like, you had seven million dollars in a career.
01:00:55.000 She's psychotic.
01:00:56.000 I think she didn't understand how much limo driver also hate her.
01:01:01.000 Yeah, what did she think she was paying him?
01:01:03.000 Fair point.
01:01:04.000 Well, I don't know.
01:01:07.000 She didn't pay him so much as make a pledge.
01:01:10.000 Well... Which she's paid half of.
01:01:13.000 I pledge to pay your check!
01:01:15.000 Yeah, to a battered... What is it?
01:01:17.000 A battered woman's shelter?
01:01:17.000 I don't remember, but it was some charity organization that she pledged to give the money to, and it's like, I'll get around to it.
01:01:24.000 It was ACLU, and I believe that had something to do with women who do not hit husbands, but are hit.
01:01:32.000 And she actually was just doing that to create a Rolodex and walk in with a baseball bat.
01:01:37.000 So she was...
01:01:38.000 She was writing a check to give them cooking lessons?
01:01:41.000 No, she was writing a check, but one of the conditions was she could go to battered women's shelter and line up the women and play whack-a-mole.
01:01:49.000 I see, gotcha.
01:01:50.000 Very bad person.
01:01:52.000 Or as my friend Brett would say, KFC, a battered chicken's shelter.
01:01:58.000 That one's for you, baby.
01:01:59.000 That's clever.
01:02:01.000 In her statement, Hurd also claimed It was her right to defame Depp.
01:02:07.000 Unbelievable.
01:02:12.000 I believe Johnny's attorneys succeeded in getting the jury to overlook the key issue of freedom of speech.
01:02:19.000 What?
01:02:20.000 Shut up.
01:02:20.000 I know, right?
01:02:21.000 I'm sad I lost this case, but I'm sadder still that I seem to have lost a right I thought I had as an American to speak freely And openly.
01:02:31.000 How about no?
01:02:32.000 No rights to publicly- you have no right to publicly defame a person.
01:02:37.000 No!
01:02:37.000 That's a limitation on freedom of speech.
01:02:38.000 It's not speaking freely when you damage- that's- by the way, I did not think Johnny Depp was going to win this.
01:02:44.000 No, there was a high bar.
01:02:45.000 I thought he had already accomplished what he want because, you know, at first people believe her and after trial they all know that she is lying feminist or- I thought that's enough.
01:02:54.000 But then this man went for broke, like his finger from Amber Heard.
01:02:59.000 It's very hard, high bar to clear with defamation.
01:03:04.000 And I learned this from a half-Asian gentleman who told me on my journey in the Russian caravan.
01:03:09.000 He said, with defamation, and even with public figures, you need to prove that a claim was made, okay?
01:03:16.000 That a false claim was made.
01:03:18.000 You need to prove that the false claim was knowingly made with malicious intent.
01:03:24.000 You need to then prove that the false claim, meaning you knew it was false, not accident, but lie, was made to third party, meaning not of the people involved.
01:03:35.000 And then with the public figure, you need to prove that the false claim that was made knowingly to other parties in fact caused damages.
01:03:44.000 It's like unicorn.
01:03:45.000 People almost never win.
01:03:47.000 That is how bad of lying feminist whore she is.
01:03:51.000 Well, really, the problem is we had it on tape.
01:03:56.000 We don't have that yet.
01:03:57.000 It's hard to have a secret 8-track.
01:04:00.000 Yeah.
01:04:00.000 That is true.
01:04:01.000 She was recorded saying these terrible things that she did and admitted to all of the crimes and then was surprised when she was found guilty.
01:04:07.000 Yes, well, Rush, uh, Depp's, Rush, Depp's statement after the trial said, my decision to pursue this case knowing very well the height of the legal hurdles that I would be facing and inevitable worldwide spectacle into my life was only made after considerable thought.
01:04:27.000 From the very beginning, the goal of bringing this case was to revel in the truth, regardless of outcome.
01:04:35.000 Speaking the truth was... What's that?
01:04:37.000 Reveal the truth.
01:04:38.000 I thought it was revel.
01:04:39.000 Reveal the truth.
01:04:40.000 And he's reveling now.
01:04:41.000 My right eye... My CPAP machine was blowing into my right eye last night, and it's just a blur.
01:04:49.000 Well, why don't you cry about it?
01:04:51.000 I will cry about it!
01:04:53.000 I have a CPAP!
01:04:55.000 I don't want it.
01:04:56.000 All that is is a no-snore machine.
01:04:59.000 Is that too much to ask for?
01:05:01.000 You read it then, Gerald, if everybody's got a problem with my right eye.
01:05:04.000 Reveal the truth, regardless of the outcome.
01:05:07.000 Speaking the truth was something that I owed to my children and my right eye, and to all those who have remained steadfast in their support of me, I feel at peace now, knowing I have finally accomplished that.
01:05:18.000 There's no more grumpy for him.
01:05:20.000 Hey, listen, this is important for people, like, I see lots of young men, not in Russia as much, but in the United States, who are so afraid now, you know, they don't want to get married.
01:05:30.000 This is something... I won't even date!
01:05:32.000 That's right!
01:05:33.000 By the way, you send in, we're going to go, you're going to go to Mug Club, so you guys can comment, like, share, hit the toolmantail, tell them to do other things, but we are going to take your submissions for Russia, and the costume that wins And what is next week?
01:05:50.000 South Africa.
01:05:51.000 Oh my favorite African-American!
01:05:55.000 Make sure you subscribe to Rumble Rumble Club because that is a minefield.
01:06:02.000 That's correct.
01:06:04.000 But it's divided.
01:06:05.000 So, it's important for young men to realize.
01:06:08.000 You see, these young men don't want to get married.
01:06:10.000 It's important for young women to realize.
01:06:12.000 And we understand this in Russia.
01:06:14.000 We used to understand this.
01:06:16.000 Young men don't want to get married.
01:06:17.000 Young men don't want to date.
01:06:19.000 Young men don't want to engage with women because they are afraid, because there was a policy, an unwritten policy.
01:06:26.000 There's the courts, and there's the court of public opinion.
01:06:30.000 And this is an example, unfortunately, of someone was found guilty in a court of public opinion until they went to court.
01:06:36.000 Well, what do you think happens to young men who don't have Johnny Depp's money to go to court?
01:06:41.000 All that happens is they're found guilty, they lose their job, they lose their reputation, and so they don't want to get married to women, which, listen, if you want to do this with me, too, Don't bitch about how your window is closing when you're 35 and no man wants to touch you.
01:06:55.000 This is bad for women out there.
01:06:57.000 You are not going to have good men who are interested in you.
01:07:01.000 Women, you need to clean ranks and make sure that you say you are not with them.
01:07:07.000 Don't let feminist lying whores speak for you because it's going to make your life worse.
01:07:14.000 Not just for men.
01:07:16.000 Men have an out.
01:07:18.000 They just don't need to deal with you.
01:07:20.000 You don't if you want a man!
01:07:22.000 You're letting it poison the well, like we do with all the wells.
01:07:26.000 That's very true.
01:07:27.000 I think what you just said was deep.
01:07:31.000 And I do want to say, you know, young generation, prostitutes and condoms, they go hand in hand.
01:07:38.000 You saw rabbit skin.