Louder with Crowder - October 12, 2022


FINALLY: BIDEN ADMINISTRATION DEFINES A 'WOMAN' | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 1 minute

Words per Minute

194.20415

Word Count

12,018

Sentence Count

1,184

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

58


Summary

Kim Jong Un has lost a lot of weight, but how did he do it? Whistleblower breaks it all down. Plus, Gerald tries to order the entire world s supply of bilt bars, and the rest is history.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey guys, Whispblower here.
00:00:19.000 Recently, Kim Jong-Un has lost a lot of weight.
00:00:22.000 He looks great.
00:00:24.000 But how did he do it?
00:00:27.000 Several weeks ago, I received an anonymous tip that Kim Jong had been smuggling his body secret into the country.
00:00:34.000 Bill Bars.
00:00:37.000 I suspect the dear leader was leaning down with Bill Bars when he began showing signs of upper abdominal definition.
00:00:43.000 And it was all but confirmed when a close source gained access and leaked his call logs.
00:00:48.000 I'm telling you, Kim.
00:00:49.000 I can bring him.
00:00:50.000 He's going to be just fine.
00:00:56.000 I'm just so happy that you trust me and that we're friends.
00:00:59.000 I'm just so happy, but I don't know how many I can get into the country.
00:01:03.000 Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.
00:01:04.000 Calm down.
00:01:04.000 Trust me.
00:01:05.000 You bring the bill, boss.
00:01:07.000 I'll take care of customs.
00:01:09.000 If you don't hook me up, I'll get fat again.
00:01:11.000 Oh, Supreme Leader, I don't want that.
00:01:12.000 You look amazing.
00:01:14.000 I'm so happy for you and your weight loss.
00:01:16.000 I'm so happy.
00:01:17.000 Okay, okay.
00:01:18.000 So that's four cases of double chocolate, right?
00:01:21.000 Two cases of peanut butter brownie, right?
00:01:24.000 Oh, and I could get a deal on a case of Fronfitted cake, the birthday cake.
00:01:27.000 No! No birthday cake! What do I look like, a f***ing 12-year-old?
00:01:31.000 I'm a man!
00:01:32.000 Oh, you're right! You're right, you're a man!
00:01:34.000 Yeah! A full-grown man.
00:01:37.000 And, uh, three cases of the new chocolate chip cookie dough.
00:01:43.000 Oh, excellent choice, Supreme Leader! That was my favorite!
00:01:46.000 I know, right? How do they make it taste so good without sugar?
00:01:49.000 Well, there you have it. It's clear that we need to de-Bilt-Bar-Eyes North Korea before they become so powerful
00:01:56.000 on the global stage that it's too late.
00:01:59.000 And the only way to do that is to order the entire world's supply of biltbars.
00:02:08.000 That's all for now.
00:02:09.000 Whistleblower out.
00:02:11.000 This is a video of a man who was a whistleblower.
00:02:13.000 He was a whistleblower.
00:02:47.000 Hey, look who it is.
00:02:48.000 And there's no sip.
00:02:49.000 No sip going on today because I don't want to contaminate.
00:02:52.000 So I'm here, but I'm not really fully here.
00:02:54.000 I was like down like 10, 12 pounds over the weekend.
00:02:58.000 On a diet?
00:02:59.000 Yes, it's the Mexican tap water diet.
00:03:01.000 Oh, that one's a bad idea.
00:03:02.000 It's the roto virus that you get from a one-year-old diet.
00:03:05.000 And I'm back up four pounds in like the last eight hours, rehydrated.
00:03:10.000 But still, my thought processing isn't there.
00:03:13.000 So actually, Gerald is going to be hosting.
00:03:15.000 We're just going to mix it up a little bit here today.
00:03:17.000 Dave is here, JL is here, but we're going to switch everything, and let's...
00:03:21.000 Well, don't do that. Chinese Fire Drill! Chinese Fire Drill!
00:03:24.000 Let's do that!
00:03:24.000 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:03:26.000 Oh, I'm going to get it.
00:03:34.000 Oh, I'm going here.
00:03:35.000 This seems needlessly complicated.
00:03:38.000 It is needlessly complicated.
00:03:44.000 What is that noise in the background?
00:03:46.000 Just a side gag real quick.
00:03:47.000 Wait, we have dragons?
00:03:49.000 I had no idea we had any of that stuff.
00:03:51.000 Wow!
00:03:51.000 Well this is an interesting location.
00:03:54.000 Hi Dave!
00:03:55.000 Are you...
00:03:59.000 You know, I may have adjusted the chair and I apologize for that on purpose.
00:04:03.000 Everything feels off.
00:04:05.000 No, no, it's not adjusted at all.
00:04:08.000 I don't need to imagine dragons.
00:04:10.000 I just saw them.
00:04:11.000 I didn't know we had that effect.
00:04:13.000 The dancing panda bears were... The band?
00:04:15.000 That was awesome.
00:04:15.000 Koalas?
00:04:16.000 Pandas?
00:04:16.000 I don't know.
00:04:17.000 It's a panda.
00:04:17.000 It's gotta be a panda.
00:04:18.000 Alright!
00:04:19.000 This is different!
00:04:20.000 I like it!
00:04:21.000 Pandas are useless.
00:04:22.000 They are useless.
00:04:22.000 Koala bears are... You know what bears have for breakfast?
00:04:24.000 Panda cakes.
00:04:25.000 I'll be here all day!
00:04:28.000 You know when you said, what do you need for the show?
00:04:30.000 Not that.
00:04:31.000 You need more.
00:04:32.000 Alright.
00:04:33.000 Well, hey, I get to do this.
00:04:34.000 Dave, welcome.
00:04:35.000 You're in my spot over there.
00:04:37.000 Is it comfortable?
00:04:38.000 It is a different view altogether.
00:04:40.000 It is indeed.
00:04:41.000 I've actually never sat here.
00:04:43.000 Yeah, well, I can now see you on the show and I don't know that that's a good thing, but we'll find out because I know you make faces at me.
00:04:49.000 I do.
00:04:49.000 Stephen, how are you doing?
00:04:50.000 I know you were not well.
00:04:52.000 Yeah, I was not well.
00:04:53.000 Physically.
00:04:54.000 Thank you to the people of Oklahoma who came out and I'm sorry for sweating on you in the front row.
00:04:58.000 It was like Gallagher.
00:04:59.000 Oh my gosh.
00:05:01.000 It was like, I sweat on it, but not like that.
00:05:02.000 I was like, ah, something's wrong.
00:05:04.000 Something's wrong with me!
00:05:06.000 Name that movie line.
00:05:07.000 So, uh, and then I was just so sick.
00:05:09.000 Like, I can't remember the last time I took a sick day, and I just, like, I literally can't keep any liquid in me.
00:05:15.000 Oh, come on.
00:05:17.000 Too soon?
00:05:18.000 That's far too firm.
00:05:19.000 There wasn't that much resistance.
00:05:22.000 Yeah, that sounded like it was trying to stay in.
00:05:23.000 Yes, exactly.
00:05:24.000 No, mine was making it, mine was Steve McQueen-ing it.
00:05:29.000 This is gonna be a fun show.
00:05:30.000 I think a great escape, but bullet works too.
00:05:32.000 Bullet does as well.
00:05:33.000 But yes.
00:05:34.000 We've got the comedians with no chains on whatsoever.
00:05:37.000 I apologize.
00:05:38.000 It's like showing up at someone else's party and just getting to lob stuff in.
00:05:41.000 No, it's fun, right?
00:05:42.000 This is what I get to do for a living, essentially, here, so I'm good with it.
00:05:45.000 Alright.
00:05:45.000 But thank you, yeah.
00:05:46.000 My thought processing was like, I just took everything I could to get up this morning and I said, let's put Gerald in and dress him like the polka dot door.
00:05:54.000 Yes.
00:05:55.000 You know, I asked you several times about this shirt.
00:05:57.000 I know.
00:05:58.000 You said every time.
00:05:59.000 I lied for that shirt.
00:06:00.000 I love it!
00:06:00.000 I lied every time.
00:06:02.000 No, it looks good.
00:06:03.000 I love and hate both of you.
00:06:04.000 Isn't life so much easier when you can just lie?
00:06:07.000 Looks like you're going on a blind date with a man.
00:06:09.000 Yes.
00:06:11.000 That's about right.
00:06:11.000 I guess I'm still gay.
00:06:13.000 I am not still gay.
00:06:14.000 I have to fight the soundboard from this chair?
00:06:16.000 Looks like someone could do a magic trick and just pull it off in one swipe and the glasses would still stay in your nipples.
00:06:21.000 It would.
00:06:22.000 Yeah.
00:06:22.000 I've done it.
00:06:23.000 I've tried.
00:06:24.000 All right.
00:06:24.000 So today we're going to talk about Biden on Jake Tapper last night.
00:06:28.000 The interview was a huge success for getting words out that make sense.
00:06:32.000 Not really.
00:06:33.000 The military is going to lay down the law on transgender guys as well.
00:06:36.000 So that'll be a lot of fun.
00:06:37.000 Troy Aikman, I don't know.
00:06:38.000 I am the cock!
00:06:40.000 Well, maybe not, depending on which way.
00:06:43.000 Tori Aikman is a bit of a sexist pig, apparently, for making a very reasonable-sounding comment, so we'll see how that goes.
00:06:50.000 And sudden, mysterious, and totally unexplainable deaths while gaming.
00:06:54.000 We'll get into that and see if we can possibly get to the bottom of it.
00:06:59.000 Yes, we have no idea how that's going to go.
00:07:01.000 And then for Mug Club, we're going to do Photoshop or not.
00:07:04.000 But before we get to that, Steven Crowder, you and Dave Landau are on tour.
00:07:07.000 Rebel with a Cause tour, Nashville, November 12th at the Ryman Auditorium's second show, 9.30pm.
00:07:12.000 Still have some tickets for that.
00:07:14.000 Go to the website, ladderwithcrowder.com and also Baltimore, December 3rd at the Lyric Yeah, those are the only ones with tickets left.
00:07:20.000 That's it!
00:07:21.000 So, the first show.
00:07:22.000 Right, Dave?
00:07:23.000 The first show at Ryman is sold out?
00:07:24.000 Yeah.
00:07:24.000 Yes, that's sold out.
00:07:25.000 And the second one.
00:07:26.000 And I know it's always tough because conservatives, you know, don't have jobs, so the later shows.
00:07:31.000 But it's still like three quarters full.
00:07:34.000 And by the way, Dave and I, we want to make sure that people know, if you see tickets out there for like $200, $300, $400, that's not us.
00:07:41.000 People buy the tickets, they scalp them, and they sell them.
00:07:44.000 It's me.
00:07:44.000 I'm sorry.
00:07:46.000 You should make fun of the shirt, Steve.
00:07:50.000 It's StubHub and people grab them and try to sell them for five or six hundred bucks.
00:07:53.000 Do they really?
00:07:54.000 It's insane.
00:07:54.000 It's a real problem.
00:07:56.000 Wow, so that's not us, but man.
00:07:58.000 Did I tell you, Dave, in Oklahoma, because what happened was put together last week, there was one table still available and there was a walk-in, Dave, and they walked out after 20 minutes.
00:08:08.000 Did they really?
00:08:09.000 Because they didn't know what they were getting.
00:08:12.000 On what particular joke did they walk out on, do you remember?
00:08:15.000 They walked out on the one where I was talking about Friendship Club, where I have the retarded guy who I used to counsel screaming the N-word.
00:08:23.000 It was very successful counseling.
00:08:24.000 They were both wearing Burger King Kids Club shoes.
00:08:28.000 And then you sweat on them.
00:08:30.000 Oh my gosh.
00:08:32.000 Well Dave, hey, you're at the Funny Bone in Liberty, Ohio.
00:08:35.000 Where's Liberty?
00:08:36.000 Liberty Township.
00:08:37.000 It's between Dayton and Cincinnati.
00:08:38.000 It's right in the middle.
00:08:39.000 It's a Dayton-Cincinnati sandwich.
00:08:44.000 Most of Ohio is not a place you want to be.
00:08:46.000 I lived there for four years.
00:08:47.000 Actually, Cincinnati is very green.
00:08:48.000 It's very beautiful.
00:08:49.000 That's not so bad.
00:08:49.000 Because we're near Kentucky.
00:08:51.000 Cleveland, not so much.
00:08:52.000 Amherst, also.
00:08:54.000 Well, Amherst isn't bad.
00:08:55.000 At least the river's not on fire.
00:08:56.000 That was where Hot Dog Heaven was from, what was it, Harold and Kumar?
00:08:59.000 Yeah.
00:08:59.000 Yeah, it was in Amherst, in downtown.
00:09:01.000 Yeah.
00:09:01.000 The real one.
00:09:02.000 Hot Dog Heaven is also where I live in my bedroom.
00:09:04.000 That's an interesting enough aside to delay the start of the show.
00:09:07.000 Alright, absolutely.
00:09:08.000 So, question of the day.
00:09:12.000 Would you get a sex change to avoid getting drafted for WWIII?
00:09:15.000 That was a bit of a pause, just to mess with Stephen.
00:09:16.000 I don't think... I'd get a sex change to win the UFC Women's Championship.
00:09:20.000 Well, I don't think we can, and that's going to be the point that we're going to talk about.
00:09:23.000 So comment and let us know what you think about that.
00:09:26.000 Oh, I already have it set up.
00:09:27.000 Would you lop it off?
00:09:28.000 No, I already have it set up.
00:09:29.000 If I do something that there's no coming back from, I'll just say, well, I was conflicted because I was secretly a woman.
00:09:34.000 And then they'll say, well, no, look, we saw you on your show all this time that you said you were going to do this.
00:09:39.000 I was like, yeah, that was a cry for help.
00:09:41.000 This is a cry for help.
00:09:42.000 We're deep inside.
00:09:42.000 I'm actually a woman, and so I shouldn't be drafted, and I deserve to win the female Bantamweight title.
00:09:49.000 I'd probably show up, they'd just hand me pom-poms, and I'd go, I'm not transgender, and they'd go, we know.
00:09:54.000 We just need a cheerleader.
00:09:58.000 Awesome.
00:09:58.000 Alright, well look, we're gonna jump into the show.
00:10:00.000 And I know it's hard to be accepted in today's culture, but this guy shows how to live your best life.
00:10:14.000 Bye! Oh no! No!
00:10:18.000 That's a thing.
00:10:19.000 Jeez!
00:10:20.000 What is that?
00:10:21.000 That's a poor choice of songs too.
00:10:24.000 I'd give up forever.
00:10:26.000 We've talked about statistics.
00:10:27.000 That might actually happen.
00:10:28.000 I hope it doesn't.
00:10:29.000 Just saying.
00:10:30.000 Okay, he's a trucker.
00:10:32.000 Is he?
00:10:33.000 The first one was him driving a truck, yes?
00:10:35.000 I like a good sex train.
00:10:37.000 Okay, he's killed people.
00:10:38.000 He washes everything clean.
00:10:40.000 Candy cane.
00:10:42.000 Candy cock.
00:10:43.000 Yeah, it looks like he is in a truck.
00:10:48.000 Tell him you like pink champagne, man.
00:10:50.000 Oh, that hair wig.
00:10:51.000 Yeah, that wig has a scalp on it that's very washed.
00:10:58.000 Can you play it again, the music that he picks?
00:10:59.000 Is that Mandy Moore?
00:11:00.000 No, it's Goo Goo Dolls.
00:11:01.000 Is that Mandy Moore?
00:11:03.000 No, it's Gooby Dolls.
00:11:05.000 Oh, okay.
00:11:07.000 Looks like a H-Rack.
00:11:09.000 It's still shocking!
00:11:11.000 Oh, God.
00:11:13.000 Oh, I know.
00:11:15.000 Oh, I know.
00:11:16.000 I could chop a thousand cocks.
00:11:19.000 Yeah, and I don't want the world to see me.
00:11:21.000 Yeah, that's fair.
00:11:22.000 We don't want you.
00:11:23.000 We don't want to see you either.
00:11:23.000 That's a terrible song to pick, by the way.
00:11:25.000 We'll leave the light on for you.
00:11:27.000 Uh, not you.
00:11:29.000 The light just goes out.
00:11:32.000 We'll run.
00:11:32.000 It was on a second ago!
00:11:33.000 Motel 6, we'll run the blacklight for you.
00:11:36.000 Absolutely.
00:11:37.000 Well, we're going to talk about transgender in just a minute.
00:11:39.000 I don't know if he's going full or if this was just a little bit of fun for him on the TikTokers, you know, area.
00:11:45.000 I have no idea, but we're going to get into it in a minute.
00:11:47.000 But first, before we do, Joe Biden sat down with Jake Tapper last night.
00:11:51.000 I don't know if you guys caught it, this incredible one-on-one interview.
00:11:54.000 Anytime he sits down for a live interview, it's going to produce some good material for us.
00:11:58.000 And by good, I mean completely horrible for this country.
00:12:01.000 And the interview went just as poorly as you would expect it.
00:12:04.000 And that brings us to This Week in Biden.
00:12:06.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:12:10.000 We passed so much legislation that significantly makes a point about, you know, for example,
00:12:17.000 the American Rescue Plan, the legislation to deal with inflation, the Inflation Act.
00:12:24.000 We passed the, look, what I ran on, I said we're going to deal with energy.
00:12:27.000 Look, and the energy problem, we're going to deal with the whole notion of global warming.
00:12:33.000 We passed $368 billion worth of help, which, as the same bankers talk about, is going to bring a trillion, $700 billion off the sidelines of investment.
00:12:45.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:12:49.000 Well, most important thing, he's looking more and more, like, slappy from goosebumps.
00:12:53.000 Do you see that?
00:12:53.000 With the two lines down his... Except with the gray hair.
00:12:58.000 Oh my gosh, did you hear what he said?
00:13:00.000 A million, a trillion, billion, million... It's a rounding error!
00:13:04.000 He just went back and forth.
00:13:05.000 Well, the sad part was a question about Russian nukes.
00:13:08.000 Yeah.
00:13:08.000 It's like, Joe, um... Thanks, Joe.
00:13:13.000 I didn't ask you about that.
00:13:15.000 Refer to the note card you dropped that I picked up for you, please.
00:13:18.000 Yeah, you mean the cue card?
00:13:20.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:13:21.000 We know you need it.
00:13:22.000 He was asked about nukes.
00:13:23.000 He started talking about RoboCop 3.
00:13:24.000 Yeah.
00:13:25.000 You mean nuke?
00:13:26.000 Drug on the street.
00:13:27.000 It'll be pink.
00:13:28.000 Was that 3 or 2?
00:13:29.000 I think that was 2.
00:13:30.000 2, yeah.
00:13:31.000 It was Sally's Diner.
00:13:32.000 They used to sell it right behind it.
00:13:34.000 Yeah.
00:13:34.000 There's one right there.
00:13:35.000 There's RoboCop.
00:13:36.000 Not a joke.
00:13:37.000 Oh, man.
00:13:37.000 Well, look.
00:13:37.000 You can buy in that one.
00:13:39.000 I'm certainly...
00:13:41.000 I'm certainly glad this guy is in charge of the economy, because inflation is up more than expected.
00:13:46.000 Yet again, they expected an 8.4% increase in PPI, and it jumped to 8.5.
00:13:51.000 But hey, you know, who's counting at this point?
00:13:52.000 I guess it just, you know, is draining the life out of everybody.
00:13:54.000 And that's the way they measure it now.
00:13:55.000 If they use the same kind of metrics as they used back when it was, you know, like Jimmy Carter, it would be, well, I think people have said like 14%.
00:14:01.000 I don't have that in front of me.
00:14:03.000 They're being very generous in there.
00:14:06.000 They expected a .2% jump and it jumped .4, kind of digging down into the numbers, and they're like, well that's not so bad.
00:14:12.000 It's up 100% more than you thought.
00:14:17.000 It is as bad as it can possibly get, I think, right now, but don't worry.
00:14:20.000 200,000.
00:14:20.000 Yeah.
00:14:20.000 A million.
00:14:23.000 Yeah.
00:14:23.000 I don't know.
00:14:23.000 8.2.
00:14:24.000 It's not a joke.
00:14:25.000 .3%.
00:14:25.000 Oh my god, that's hilarious math.
00:14:27.000 Why?
00:14:29.000 It's only the most.
00:14:31.000 You're funnier than my tutor was.
00:14:33.000 Well, yeah.
00:14:34.000 I do what I can.
00:14:35.000 I had a tutor who was like, math can be funny.
00:14:37.000 He said, uh, uh, what's, what's five, this is true, he says, what's 5Q plus 5Q?
00:14:42.000 I was like, 10Q?
00:14:44.000 He goes, you're welcome.
00:14:46.000 Oh no.
00:14:46.000 And then he said, just don't ask me what 2Q plus 2Q is.
00:14:52.000 And I just kind of laughed like, okay, I get it.
00:14:54.000 He's like, say it.
00:14:57.000 And I was like, 4Q?
00:14:58.000 He's like, hey, hey, this is a family show.
00:15:02.000 Like it's just you and me in my kitchen.
00:15:05.000 And that's when you were molested.
00:15:11.000 That guy wasn't a math tutor, Stephen.
00:15:12.000 Yeah, count how many buckles are on your belt I'm about to remove.
00:15:21.000 That's one, two, three panels on my van.
00:15:24.000 I'll keep secrets till you keep.
00:15:27.000 Stephen had the realization live on air right now.
00:15:30.000 That guy was there for other purposes.
00:15:33.000 And it had to do with four and Q. Counted how many parents I didn't tell.
00:15:37.000 Oh my gosh.
00:15:39.000 All right, so we got to jump into this story because the military, as we've noted before, is having a really hard time going to woke and trying to make sure that they get people recruited.
00:15:47.000 And it's just, when you take a dump on yourself as the military, it makes it really hard.
00:15:51.000 But now they're saying that transgenders do have to, in fact, join the military, right?
00:15:56.000 So it's official.
00:15:57.000 If you were born a dude, You have to sign up for selective service.
00:16:02.000 That means draft, right?
00:16:03.000 That's draft, yes.
00:16:04.000 For all of those out there, that's when you sign a card that says, hey, if we make a really bad decision and go to war with somebody for whatever reason we deem necessary or politically expedient at the time, You gotta go.
00:16:15.000 Except for women.
00:16:17.000 Except for women.
00:16:18.000 But they still got the vote.
00:16:19.000 Is that true?
00:16:20.000 They did get the vote.
00:16:21.000 Women are not in the draft.
00:16:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:22.000 But yeah, you used to only get the vote if you were eligible for the draft.
00:16:26.000 And then women were like, we want to vote!
00:16:27.000 And we're like, okay, you want to do the draft?
00:16:28.000 They're like, we don't want to do that.
00:16:29.000 We said, you can vote anyway.
00:16:30.000 Yeah.
00:16:30.000 So you have to do selective service if you select a cervix?
00:16:37.000 I don't know if they do a cervix.
00:16:37.000 All out.
00:16:38.000 I don't know if they do a cervix.
00:16:40.000 I think it's just a, I think it's just like a, like an inward tremor.
00:16:44.000 Oh, that's true.
00:16:44.000 I don't even know what's down there.
00:16:47.000 It's like the sound effects from Dune.
00:16:49.000 A couple of Mick Jaggers.
00:16:51.000 Alright, so look, this isn't a new policy or anything, this has kind of been in place for a while, but the topic did go viral when the U.S.
00:17:01.000 Selective Service posted a tweet about who actually needs to register, and I'll read the quote for you.
00:17:06.000 Parents, if your son is an only son and the last male in your family to carry the family name, he is still required to register with the... and you should never abbreviate with S's.
00:17:14.000 It's just, even if you're using three, four, the SSS.
00:17:14.000 No.
00:17:18.000 Okay.
00:17:18.000 Okay.
00:17:19.000 Just don't do that.
00:17:20.000 Just say it.
00:17:20.000 Selective service.
00:17:21.000 It's okay.
00:17:21.000 They also shouldn't have used lightning bolts.
00:17:23.000 That's true.
00:17:24.000 I know they were big fans of Zeus, but still, you shouldn't do it.
00:17:30.000 This movie, saving Private Ryan would be like three minutes long.
00:17:36.000 Oh no, it's a beetle!
00:17:38.000 We couldn't find him.
00:17:40.000 The doors just go down and you just hear the Germans from the turrets.
00:17:44.000 That's it?
00:17:45.000 That's all you bring?
00:17:46.000 Save your bullets?
00:17:49.000 We tried, then we just had lunch.
00:17:51.000 They will all drown, they cannot swim!
00:17:55.000 Well look, that tweet links to the transgender section, the one that we just quoted, of the SSS, bad name, website where the official policy is listed, right?
00:18:05.000 So this is what people are clicking on.
00:18:07.000 citizens or immigrants who are born male and change their gender to female are still required to register.
00:18:07.000 U.S.
00:18:13.000 Individuals who are born female and change their gender to male are not required to register.
00:18:18.000 Comment below.
00:18:19.000 Do you think that's fair?
00:18:21.000 If you were born a woman, and you add on the requisite materials, or not, and you just take off the ones that, you know, we don't have, you don't have to join up.
00:18:30.000 Look, it begs the question, why?
00:18:32.000 Yeah.
00:18:33.000 They don't believe their bullshit.
00:18:34.000 No!
00:18:35.000 Of course not!
00:18:35.000 Like if you're female to male, you're absolutely 100%, you have all the shared experiences, you are now completely a man, right?
00:18:43.000 You now exist through all the experience that is manhood.
00:18:46.000 You get all the privileges?
00:18:48.000 No, of course we don't expect you to be as physically capable, you don't need to be eligible for selective service.
00:18:52.000 Look, either be 100% on one side or the other.
00:18:55.000 You can't consistently have it both ways.
00:18:57.000 They.
00:18:58.000 Don't.
00:18:59.000 Believe.
00:19:00.000 It.
00:19:00.000 No.
00:19:01.000 And what's really funny is that people now in the transgender community, thank you, aren't happy about the news at all.
00:19:08.000 And so this is pretty funny.
00:19:10.000 A headline in Pink News, by the way, if you didn't know, a gay publication.
00:19:14.000 What?
00:19:16.000 A headline read, trans women- I read Balloon Knot Herald.
00:19:19.000 I read Three in the Stink.
00:19:23.000 Yes.
00:19:25.000 Plane Drifter.
00:19:28.000 Brown Starfish Post.
00:19:30.000 All the news that's fit to pound.
00:19:32.000 Oh, oh, oh.
00:19:34.000 Sorry.
00:19:36.000 Sorry.
00:19:38.000 It's the chair, it just does it to me.
00:19:40.000 One brown eye times.
00:19:43.000 That seems a bit on the nose as a name for your publication.
00:19:46.000 For the Babylon lesbian.
00:19:50.000 It would be normal in Babylon, they're good.
00:19:52.000 Well, the quote read, trans women must sign up for the US military.
00:19:55.000 The o-ring-ian.
00:19:56.000 Damn you.
00:20:01.000 I'm just waiting.
00:20:03.000 I have more, but I'm trying to figure out what's going to get us ripped off the internet.
00:20:09.000 Oh, there's a lot.
00:20:10.000 You don't think the SS Trans Brigade is going to do it?
00:20:15.000 Well, that's true.
00:20:16.000 Yeah.
00:20:17.000 I'm just very curious.
00:20:18.000 I think, personally, while we're on a serious topic, if you're going to put on the dong, It's probably worse than any pun I was going to make.
00:20:26.000 You should probably go and fight.
00:20:28.000 Yes, yes.
00:20:29.000 Or subscribe to the Pink News.
00:20:31.000 Yeah, that's what I do.
00:20:33.000 Just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
00:20:35.000 Anyway, here's the quote from said Pink LG.
00:20:38.000 If the cock don't fit, you can't join the outfit.
00:20:40.000 No.
00:20:42.000 Drop down and give me head.
00:20:47.000 Do I look like an asshole?
00:20:49.000 What we have here is a failure to scissorate You were about to call me an asshole.
00:20:54.000 That was the quote from R. Lee Ermey.
00:20:56.000 Alright, listen.
00:20:58.000 We're gonna get through this.
00:20:59.000 Pink News.
00:20:59.000 Trans women must sign up for the U.S.
00:21:01.000 military draft under irrational and outdated rules.
00:21:04.000 I didn't know they stacked dicks that high.
00:21:10.000 They carry them out like officers and gentlemen.
00:21:12.000 Love dickers up where we belong!
00:21:16.000 I will cut off your balls so that you cannot fight in any of my wars, private!
00:21:21.000 Good.
00:21:22.000 Wouldn't be the first one.
00:21:23.000 one. We've like already done it.
00:21:25.000 Fly and you live a lie.
00:21:28.000 We're so bad.
00:21:31.000 The article also concluded or included sorry, some scathing responses by trend activists on Twitter. They were not very
00:21:38.000 happy about this. F the selective service system and its transphobic bio essentialist inclusion of trans women as
00:21:44.000 men.
00:21:45.000 I don't know why an accent is necessary to read that it just
00:21:47.000 seems irrational. So I did it. Another user lamented on their
00:21:51.000 status as a trans person. And this one, this is where it really starts to hit home guys. Really, this is a serious
00:21:56.000 moment. Being home where their dad hasn't been in nine years.
00:21:59.000 That's true.
00:22:00.000 Hahaha.
00:22:02.000 Probably longer.
00:22:04.000 Being trans isn't fun anymore.
00:22:06.000 You lose!
00:22:11.000 Please sound like that.
00:22:12.000 Any sentence that stops!
00:22:17.000 You're just taking all the fun out of it, guys.
00:22:19.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:22:20.000 Being trans isn't fun anymore.
00:22:22.000 Neither is life.
00:22:23.000 I just got my selective service letter.
00:22:25.000 They're going to put me in the trenches.
00:22:27.000 Those are called early graves.
00:22:28.000 Yeah, they don't use trenches anymore.
00:22:33.000 Because it's about fun.
00:22:34.000 Yeah, it's been about, I don't know, about a hundred years since we did Trent's Word Fair.
00:22:39.000 I mean, maybe there's a trench here or there, you know, for some cover, but it's not like that's what we normally do.
00:22:44.000 And do us a favor, hit the like button.
00:22:46.000 It absolutely screws YouTube in the neck to do that.
00:22:48.000 that fuckhole any hole will do I'd like to share a glory hole with you anytime
00:22:57.000 You can be in my hole.
00:22:59.000 A what?
00:22:59.000 Whoa!
00:23:00.000 No!
00:23:00.000 No!
00:23:00.000 Don't sound like that!
00:23:01.000 No!
00:23:02.000 Come on!
00:23:02.000 Context matters!
00:23:04.000 None of them are fighting, but they are all hiding behind... It's a camaraderie, Dave.
00:23:12.000 Band of brothels.
00:23:14.000 They don't even bring guns.
00:23:19.000 They just immediately abandoned their post.
00:23:22.000 It's like, it's like homeward tit bound.
00:23:24.000 Run away.
00:23:28.000 Well, all of this is interesting because then we had a bit of a different reaction when the Donald Trump banned trans people from joining the military.
00:23:38.000 Watch.
00:23:40.000 You know, what do you want, not just the president, but others out there to know about your service, your commitment to this country?
00:23:48.000 Right.
00:23:49.000 I can't think of a single person that decides to join the Army or the military, any branch of service, on a whim.
00:23:55.000 We all want to do something that is much larger than ourselves and contribute in a way and are extremely patriotic and hard-working people.
00:24:03.000 You know, and to think of people judging us by happening to be transgender, that shouldn't It doesn't make any difference on our ability to serve.
00:24:14.000 We all carry out our jobs and do our duties every single day.
00:24:17.000 And this isn't going to stop me from continuing to show up, continuing to do my job.
00:24:21.000 I have never missed a training as a result of being transgender.
00:24:25.000 This has impacted my ability to serve, and I've fulfilled my obligations over the last 12 years.
00:24:31.000 Well, Captain Robertson, apparently the Selective Service agrees with you.
00:24:35.000 That opinion's not very old, by the way.
00:24:36.000 What PTA requirements did Captain Robertson have to go through?
00:24:39.000 Do we know?
00:24:40.000 Do we know which way Captain Robertson went?
00:24:41.000 I can't... Well, either way, I mean... Do you know?
00:24:43.000 Do you guess?
00:24:44.000 I think Captain Robertson was in a woman-to-man.
00:24:46.000 Isn't that the whole thing?
00:24:47.000 Yeah, probably biological female, born, and that's what they are now.
00:24:52.000 So did Captain Robertson have to do the female PT?
00:24:54.000 Well, now they have the gender neutral, right?
00:24:56.000 So they all have to do the same thing, and then still fail?
00:24:58.000 Because the other ones were, it was just too hard, because that's how combat is rated.
00:25:02.000 We prepare you for combat by doing things that aren't very hard.
00:25:04.000 Well, it's not fun anymore.
00:25:05.000 Well, it's definitely not fun to be transgender anymore.
00:25:08.000 He's serving his country, though, with pride, and I think that's admirable, regardless.
00:25:12.000 Right, absolutely.
00:25:13.000 But the problem is, it doesn't matter which way this goes.
00:25:17.000 They're going to be pissed off and use the victim card.
00:25:20.000 Right now, we talked about this the other day when we played the family guy clip.
00:25:22.000 It's like, oh yes, just please do whatever you want all the time.
00:25:27.000 Complain however you want all the time.
00:25:28.000 But look, luckily for all the trans patriots, Biden overturned Trump's ban shortly after taking office.
00:25:35.000 You voted for it!
00:25:36.000 You did!
00:25:36.000 This is what you wanted!
00:25:37.000 Absolutely.
00:25:57.000 Well, this was the guy you voted for.
00:25:59.000 You can't have it both ways.
00:26:00.000 Either you're pissed off because you're banned from joining the military, or you're happy that you can go and join the military if you want.
00:26:06.000 But look, if you were born a man... Slappy's revenge.
00:26:09.000 Part of being a man is selective service.
00:26:12.000 This is something that we've talked about, right?
00:26:14.000 There are responsibilities that men are born with, and we understand that.
00:26:17.000 And we gladly take on those responsibilities as long as you don't crap on us for having those responsibilities and the personalities to fulfill them.
00:26:23.000 Never in my wildest dreams if you'd have asked us ten years ago would we imagine a president wearing a mask signing a bill that people who only three months ago who lived their entire life as a man can now identify as women and join the military that way.
00:26:36.000 And you know what?
00:26:36.000 Here's the thing.
00:26:37.000 It's the same issue we've talked about.
00:26:38.000 We've had sergeants on the show, you know, who are anonymous.
00:26:41.000 Female sergeants it's a it changes the dynamic, you know in a troop.
00:26:45.000 Yeah When you have a woman in there because men want to protect women.
00:26:49.000 They don't want them to be harmed Of course, so they often this idea you never leave someone behind.
00:26:53.000 That's not true with women.
00:26:54.000 They'll be more protective They actually might actually they might actually stay behind and also when you're dealing with look the statistics show that with transgender individuals that The litigation is off the charts.
00:27:03.000 I mean how many times have we had to deal with it?
00:27:05.000 This is going to create an uncomfortable environment where people are walking on eggshells.
00:27:09.000 You should not have to worry about Right.
00:27:11.000 Offending people because you're not using the right pronouns when you are right the heat of battle and the
00:27:16.000 people who are saying this isn't fair It's not fun anymore. Those are the exact kind of people
00:27:20.000 who are going to go in looking to be offended What you want are leather-necked hillbillies who would be
00:27:26.000 killing something anyway Exactly you want people who want to be in there fighting?
00:27:31.000 There's a reason that warriors were venerated throughout history.
00:27:34.000 Of course.
00:27:34.000 And now we're trying to force—this is what happens when you try and force the people who have no business being warriors to be warriors.
00:27:39.000 They then complain that they might actually be thrust into a warrior role.
00:27:42.000 No.
00:27:43.000 It should all be performance-based.
00:27:44.000 And if you're a female identifying as a male and you can make it through all the male requirements, fine.
00:27:49.000 Good.
00:27:49.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:27:50.000 I mean, that's a great point.
00:27:51.000 Well, not fine, but sure.
00:27:53.000 You don't want to change the culture of the military in this kind of way.
00:27:56.000 And I know people use it.
00:27:57.000 Well, what about when they allowed black people?
00:27:58.000 That's a totally different thing.
00:28:00.000 What I'm saying is you don't want to make the military less effective by the training that you require because you're making allowances for people that you shouldn't be making.
00:28:09.000 The standard is the standard.
00:28:10.000 It doesn't matter who you are.
00:28:12.000 I don't care if you're the most fit person out there, if you can't pass the standard to go into battle and fight for this country and make sure that we win the war, you don't get to go!
00:28:19.000 It's an incredibly lazy argument.
00:28:21.000 Let me show you that it's a lazy argument.
00:28:22.000 It's the same thing when they say interracial marriage and compare it to same-sex marriage.
00:28:25.000 Let me ask you this.
00:28:26.000 Do you believe for a second that when you're talking about men, let's just use men as an example, men on the battlefield, do you believe that there is something that a white man, and no joking here, we want to be careful, that there's something that a white man brings to the battlefield that a black man can't?
00:28:41.000 No.
00:28:41.000 No.
00:28:42.000 Of course I don't.
00:28:42.000 Do you believe there's something that a white man or black man or brown man or pick whatever color you want here brings to that service that a woman can't?
00:28:53.000 Yes.
00:28:54.000 Men and women are not interchangeable as men of different colors are interchangeable just as women of different colors are largely interchangeable.
00:29:00.000 Largely.
00:29:01.000 We have differences, of course there are differences between races, but we are fundamentally the same if we are men, if we are males, and if we are women.
00:29:07.000 To act as though it's comparable, to act as though two dads is the same as a mom and a dad.
00:29:12.000 Whether it's black or white, a mom and a dad is, doesn't matter.
00:29:15.000 The race doesn't matter, but a child needs a dad.
00:29:18.000 If a child only has two moms, he's missing a dad.
00:29:20.000 If a child only has two dads, he's missing a mom.
00:29:22.000 If you have a brigade and all of a sudden you have, well, hold on a second, it's not just mixed race, it's transgender, that is fundamentally different from people of different races.
00:29:31.000 It is a racist argument to make because you are suggesting that black and white is as different as male to female transgender soldiers, which by the way, they don't even believe because Because they told you it's no longer to be fun.
00:29:42.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:29:43.000 Well, because it's a minority type where you're comparing a minority skin color between the sex and it just doesn't make sense.
00:29:49.000 No, like you said, it's a very lazy argument that's easily defeated and actually is a little bit racist.
00:29:54.000 I just want our military to be good at fighting.
00:29:57.000 I believe men and women are very different.
00:29:58.000 I don't believe that biologically white men and black men are that different.
00:30:02.000 I think there are some differences.
00:30:04.000 I've seen Tuskegee Airmen, they can fly just fine.
00:30:06.000 Black men are faster.
00:30:09.000 I was just nodding along when you said that, actually.
00:30:10.000 If you check every- oh where could I possibly put- everyone got quiet?
00:30:13.000 Where could I possibly- pull up the top 20 land speed records, find a single white guy,
00:30:17.000 for crying out loud. I'm just saying there are different attributes that people from
00:30:20.000 different races may have, but they're not that different. I don't believe it.
00:30:24.000 I was just nodding along when you said that actually. I've watched professional sports.
00:30:29.000 If you- we want to put out an all-white basketball team or football team versus
00:30:36.000 an all-black one and go, which one do you want to bet on, Dave?
00:30:38.000 I'm not going to go, oh, the Honkeys.
00:30:41.000 Is it Larry Bird?
00:30:42.000 Then definitely the other guys.
00:30:43.000 Give me $5,000 on the crackers and I won't be back to get my money.
00:30:48.000 Simply with boxing, unless the white guy's Irish, and he's currently drunk.
00:30:52.000 Well, and I think you made a good point, though, Joe.
00:30:56.000 It really is about the complaining.
00:30:59.000 No matter what they do, you got what you wanted, now it's a complaint.
00:31:02.000 So it doesn't really matter what anybody does to cater to anyone, or to help fix the situation or give them what they want, because all of a sudden you don't want it.
00:31:09.000 It's all about being a protected class and complaining about never getting your way, even when you get it.
00:31:15.000 Yes.
00:31:16.000 So just pick a lane for us and let us know.
00:31:18.000 Just tell everyone else what you want.
00:31:21.000 But you gotta pick a lane, guys.
00:31:22.000 Alright, it's time to move on.
00:31:23.000 This is a live show, Monday through Thursday, 10am-ish, Eastern Rumble podcast, wherever you listen to them.
00:31:28.000 And also subscribe to Mug Club.
00:31:30.000 We would like nothing more than everybody to go over to Rumble so that we don't have to deal with these issues with YouTube.
00:31:34.000 We could speak just a little bit more freely.
00:31:36.000 We could say funnier words.
00:31:38.000 Gerald's really holding it together pretty well.
00:31:39.000 And don't be shy to toss your points in there.
00:31:41.000 You're going a little bit by the map.
00:31:42.000 You don't have to.
00:31:43.000 I don't know.
00:31:43.000 I'm leaving room for the comedians to do their thing.
00:31:45.000 I think people are getting a big laugh today because you guys don't have to, like, carry parts of the serious subject.
00:31:51.000 Yeah, I know.
00:31:52.000 I get to be the youth pastor look, which I told you before the show!
00:31:56.000 And you're like, no, no, no.
00:31:57.000 You're killing it, kid.
00:31:58.000 Just wear that.
00:31:59.000 You're gonna make us play some game where we have to drink through the next guy's sock or something like that.
00:32:04.000 No, that's a terrible... I don't know what church you went to.
00:32:07.000 So you had a tutor that wanted to have you say, fork you out loud to him.
00:32:10.000 No, he wanted to fork me.
00:32:12.000 And then you went to a church where he's like, hey, drink out of this sock.
00:32:12.000 Well, that too.
00:32:15.000 Yeah, that's what they did.
00:32:16.000 They gave you a Coke can.
00:32:17.000 That's so stupid.
00:32:18.000 Well, it was Pepsi Canyon.
00:32:19.000 Or actually, it was President's Choice.
00:32:21.000 And they made us drink.
00:32:22.000 They're like, oh, the next guy, the next guy, you're gonna have to drink your Coke through a sock.
00:32:26.000 We're like, no, see, that's because you don't trust where he's been.
00:32:29.000 And they're like, so, that's what happens when you're having sex with somebody.
00:32:34.000 Really?
00:32:34.000 It's science.
00:32:35.000 Something like that.
00:32:35.000 Do you drink the soda out of a condom?
00:32:37.000 They were like, you don't know where the suck has been.
00:32:38.000 I'm like, is this like a glorified ad for Vagisil?
00:32:42.000 It's called a foot fetish, guys.
00:32:43.000 You can make a lot of money stepping on pumpkins with those skis and OnlyFans.
00:32:49.000 We're gonna close the blinds if you notice the windows and the doors are locked from the outside.
00:32:55.000 You picked bad places to go, that's my point.
00:32:57.000 So, we're going to get into something that I know Steven really enjoys talking about.
00:33:00.000 You guys remember him?
00:33:00.000 Troy Aikman.
00:33:01.000 Yes.
00:33:02.000 Super Bowl winning quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
00:33:04.000 Who's y'all's Super Bowl winning quarterback for the Detroit Lions?
00:33:07.000 I always forget the guy's name.
00:33:08.000 Oh, his name is... It might as well be me.
00:33:12.000 I don't know if he's been born yet.
00:33:13.000 We'll see.
00:33:14.000 The future is promising, Dave, because we can't see it.
00:33:16.000 Well, actually, it wasn't for the Detroit Lions, but Matthew Stafford did go to another team.
00:33:21.000 After and won a Super Bowl.
00:33:22.000 That should make every Detroit Lions fan feel fantastic.
00:33:25.000 Yeah, so we did have the capability on the team for a long time.
00:33:28.000 That's at least good to know.
00:33:29.000 Well look, Dallas Cowboys Hall of Famer Troy Aikman is in hot water over some extremely sexist comments that he made during Monday Night Football.
00:33:37.000 And that brings us to this edition of I Know Sports.
00:33:41.000 Oh.
00:33:42.000 All right, I don't know if you guys saw any of this, but there was a bit of criticism over the call during the
00:33:57.000 Raiders-Chiefs game when pass interference has just been this really stupid
00:34:01.000 penalty on quarterbacks this year because they're trying to protect the quarterbacks a little
00:34:05.000 bit, but it seems like they're going a little bit too far.
00:34:07.000 But that's not really what Aikman got in trouble for.
00:34:09.000 He got in trouble for his comment on this, and wasn't saying that he didn't like the way that they called the penalties on this.
00:34:16.000 He said something that maybe some people took the wrong way, but you can see it right here.
00:34:21.000 He's there, it's just where it is.
00:34:23.000 It is too much.
00:34:24.000 I mean, my hope is the competition committee looks at this next set of meetings and, you know, we take the dresses off.
00:34:33.000 Oh!
00:34:34.000 Oh!
00:34:36.000 Then they joined the Army.
00:34:37.000 Well, look, Aikman's not exactly... Exactly.
00:34:40.000 He's not exactly wrong, right?
00:34:42.000 The NFL is getting kind of soft.
00:34:43.000 But let's look at the playing question again.
00:34:45.000 I just want to go through this with you for one second, Steve.
00:34:47.000 So you see the defensive end right there.
00:34:49.000 He gets past the tackle.
00:34:50.000 That's poor technique.
00:34:50.000 Pulls him down.
00:34:51.000 Boom.
00:34:52.000 Goes around him.
00:34:53.000 A 330-pound guy.
00:34:54.000 He actually sacks the quarterback, but he's also stripping the ball out, Steve.
00:34:57.000 And you see that?
00:34:58.000 What do you think of the technique there?
00:34:58.000 That's a hate crime.
00:35:01.000 Well, I think it's a hate crime, and I also... There's a penalty for that?
00:35:04.000 There is a penalty for... Why is there a penalty for that?
00:35:06.000 He's hitting the guy.
00:35:07.000 And he doesn't land on him full... This guy goes out of his way not to put all of his 300... And, well, that's a lot of weight, too.
00:35:14.000 Well, they've also taken all the fun out of football.
00:35:17.000 Can you go back to just the end of that clip?
00:35:17.000 Hold on a second.
00:35:20.000 Why is... Hold on.
00:35:21.000 Do you know who that is?
00:35:22.000 No, hold on.
00:35:23.000 Go to that...
00:35:24.000 Stephen's making a point here, though.
00:35:26.000 And then, why is the McDonald's drive-thru guy?
00:35:32.000 I ordered fries!
00:35:34.000 I don't care!
00:35:35.000 But I don't understand why is that a penalty.
00:35:39.000 It's Donald's McDonald's.
00:35:43.000 So that's a 15-yard roughing-the-passer penalty.
00:35:47.000 We might need to admonish you.
00:35:48.000 Oh, why?
00:35:49.000 What did I say?
00:35:50.000 You said Chris Jones is a defensive end.
00:35:52.000 I didn't say Chris Jones.
00:35:55.000 You were describing Christian.
00:35:56.000 The guy that was, it was the defensive end that came around the tackle.
00:35:59.000 Don't you dare.
00:36:01.000 Could be a defensive tackle.
00:36:02.000 Could be a linebacker.
00:36:03.000 He was lined up as a DE.
00:36:04.000 I don't care enough about sports.
00:36:06.000 They're saying it's Chris Jones, a defensive tackle.
00:36:08.000 Oh, shut up!
00:36:09.000 This shows how much you know about sports.
00:36:11.000 Defensive tackles can move out and play the end position.
00:36:14.000 Micah Parsons, the linebacker, plays the defensive end position on certain plays.
00:36:18.000 He went around a tackle, therefore it's a defensive end.
00:36:21.000 I do know sports.
00:36:22.000 By the way, the reason that that's a penalty... Hold on.
00:36:24.000 My stomach is gurgling.
00:36:25.000 They might have lost themselves, but they need to not shake themselves.
00:36:29.000 When we talk about sports, Stephen gets physically ill.
00:36:34.000 No, no, when we go to YouTube, when we go to Mug Club.
00:36:36.000 Oh, you're being serious.
00:36:37.000 I'm gonna take a break.
00:36:39.000 Admonish the Tocanon because he was wrong.
00:36:41.000 Admonish those who admonish.
00:36:43.000 Don't we agree, Dave?
00:36:43.000 I don't think that's wrong.
00:36:44.000 I think they were wrong.
00:36:46.000 He's technically a defensive tackle who was in the end position.
00:36:49.000 Come on.
00:36:50.000 Gerald knows these sports.
00:36:51.000 He blew out his knee devoting his life to it.
00:36:53.000 Gerald just owned that.
00:36:54.000 My position was tight end.
00:36:56.000 I know these things.
00:36:57.000 That doesn't sound good.
00:36:59.000 I have a huge boner right now.
00:37:04.000 You know, you all left me hanging on that one and now it just looks like a clean drill being an idiot.
00:37:09.000 You know, thanks a lot.
00:37:10.000 The camera was on me so there's no way the audience doesn't know you didn't just say that.
00:37:17.000 And then I have to argue with myself on it.
00:37:19.000 I don't understand why that's not allowed.
00:37:21.000 All right, so they're protecting quarterbacks.
00:37:23.000 By the way, Derek Carr, the guy that he sacked, the quarterback for Los Angeles,
00:37:27.000 sorry, Las Vegas Raiders, gets paid $40.5 million per year.
00:37:32.000 You think he could take a tackle, right?
00:37:34.000 But the owners are saying, we don't want that investment to get hurt.
00:37:37.000 So we need to make sure that we don't allow these guys, these serial killers
00:37:42.000 that have found a creative outlet called Defensive Ends, to kill our quarterbacks.
00:37:47.000 And at 330 pounds, you can't just stop that.
00:37:49.000 What are you supposed to do?
00:37:50.000 Two-handed touch?
00:37:51.000 I don't understand what's wrong with that.
00:37:53.000 I played football up to junior high and we won provincials.
00:37:53.000 I really don't.
00:37:59.000 We won a provincial game like 60-something to nothing.
00:38:01.000 You must be so proud of yourself.
00:38:02.000 I didn't even know the rules.
00:38:04.000 So all I knew was if you grabbed, that was illegal, so you couldn't grab.
00:38:07.000 So I was like, well, how do I stop someone if I can't grab them?
00:38:09.000 They said, just ram your head into them.
00:38:11.000 And I was like, well, that doesn't seem prudent.
00:38:13.000 You ever heard of CTE Canada?
00:38:16.000 That's not a good thing.
00:38:18.000 I have no idea why that's illegal.
00:38:19.000 There's some old footage.
00:38:23.000 There's a play where Tom Brady gets his helmet blown off.
00:38:27.000 Earlier on in his career he gets hit.
00:38:29.000 Have them pull up some clips of what quarterbacks used to get hit.
00:38:32.000 I'm not talking about, like, in the 60s and 70s.
00:38:34.000 Go back to, like, the late 90s, early 2000s, and you'll find some really, really graph—like, they would get pummeled.
00:38:40.000 But now they're like, ooh, we're investing too much in these guys, and so we want to make sure that they don't get injured on the field.
00:38:45.000 And so it sissifies the game.
00:38:47.000 And in this case, it potentially changes the outcome of a game, right?
00:38:50.000 It could be third down and long, you get a penalty like that, it's an automatic first down.
00:38:53.000 The defense wins because that guy stripped the ball out before he was down, and now it's a penalty.
00:38:59.000 I have a genuine question here.
00:39:00.000 Could it, because they did this with hockey and they've done this somewhat with boxing, in trying to make it safer, are there unintended consequences that make it more dangerous?
00:39:06.000 For example, in hockey, they change rules a lot to speed up the game, right?
00:39:10.000 So what happened now is you actually have more open ice hits, the game is a lot faster, And so I think Sidney Crosby had more concussions in one
00:39:16.000 season than Wayne Gretzky had his whole career because they also don't have the enforcers.
00:39:20.000 And the same with boxing.
00:39:21.000 If you go back and you watch like Joe Frazier fights or you go back and watch Joe Lewis,
00:39:25.000 they would clinch up, right?
00:39:26.000 They were talking about fighting on the inside.
00:39:28.000 Whereas if you go and watch newer fights, they separate them a lot more because they're
00:39:31.000 going, oh, we don't want any rabbit punches.
00:39:33.000 But what that's done is keep them at range more.
00:39:35.000 And so they're getting more full force strikes as opposed to kind of work in the body.
00:39:39.000 And so it's actually, they're saying, more blunt force trauma to the brain because of
00:39:44.000 the rules that they created to make it safer.
00:39:45.000 Is there something like that that could be happening with foot?
00:39:47.000 So it's not really happening where they're losing or they're getting more injuries, right?
00:39:51.000 So the natural thought is, okay, if they're being softer on one guy, they're doing something to slow themselves down and maybe that leads to potential injuries.
00:39:57.000 So far, that hasn't happened.
00:39:58.000 So far, what it has done is protected the quarterbacks.
00:40:00.000 But this is a part of the game.
00:40:02.000 The goal is to hit the guy with the ball as hard as you can and knock the ball out so that you can get it and have a turnover, right?
00:40:07.000 So that's the whole point.
00:40:08.000 And when you're rushing the passer, these guys are coming at angles.
00:40:11.000 These are very, very big, fast, strong men who have a hard time slowing down at 330 pounds running that fast, especially when you're still trying to get to the quarterback.
00:40:20.000 Like, what are you supposed to do?
00:40:21.000 Just kind of, like, make sure you don't go too hard?
00:40:23.000 Like, they're already falling off.
00:40:24.000 Did you see his left hand, by the way?
00:40:26.000 His left hand went to the ground instead.
00:40:28.000 You know what they used to do?
00:40:30.000 You would put all of your weight on the quarterback and intentionally make sure nothing else hit the ground so that you 330-pound pancake that guy.
00:40:38.000 That was the goal!
00:40:39.000 That's fine.
00:40:39.000 And now they're sissifying the game.
00:40:40.000 Well, look.
00:40:41.000 Well, your goal was to injure them.
00:40:42.000 Yeah.
00:40:43.000 It was.
00:40:44.000 Well, the Saints got in trouble for that.
00:40:45.000 There was a bounty on them going out and injuring.
00:40:48.000 The coaches were paying bonuses if they injured opposing players.
00:40:52.000 That was like four years ago, maybe five.
00:40:54.000 I can't remember exactly when, so not long ago.
00:40:56.000 You can't bring a knife out.
00:40:56.000 I mean, that was the deal.
00:40:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:41:00.000 I've got that Brady clip, but also defensive tackle Chris Jones.
00:41:05.000 I already told you why that's wrong.
00:41:07.000 Mic drop.
00:41:07.000 I already told you.
00:41:07.000 ESPN.
00:41:09.000 The mic just hit you in the forehead, sir.
00:41:10.000 Gerald's in the spirit of the law, and Tokunowin's in the letter of the law.
00:41:12.000 That's true.
00:41:13.000 I have to say, I give Gerald crap.
00:41:14.000 I go with Gerald on this one.
00:41:15.000 Thank you.
00:41:16.000 I gotta go with Gerald.
00:41:16.000 I appreciate that.
00:41:17.000 Let's see the Tom Brady.
00:41:19.000 I have to go with the polka dot door.
00:41:21.000 Oh.
00:41:23.000 There's... Oh my God.
00:41:23.000 OH!
00:41:24.000 Yeah, his helmet went flying.
00:41:26.000 His head's still there.
00:41:27.000 Don't worry.
00:41:27.000 Hey, you know what, actually?
00:41:28.000 For Mug Club?
00:41:29.000 King of the QB sneak.
00:41:31.000 Just a Laurie Grineer selling cheap shit.
00:41:40.000 We have to bring up, guys, bring up on Mug Club, the Dean Cain highlight reel.
00:41:44.000 Was he a tackle or was he a defensive end?
00:41:44.000 Oh yeah!
00:41:46.000 He sets some sacking records for Division 1.
00:41:48.000 He may have been a safety.
00:41:49.000 But he was unbelievable.
00:41:51.000 He just threw his whole, because he was smaller, he just threw his whole body.
00:41:53.000 It was like a missile.
00:41:55.000 Yeah, his whole body, which he's paid for it.
00:41:56.000 No, no, no, you're fine.
00:41:58.000 So comment on this, let me know what you think.
00:41:59.000 the NFL screwing up the game by having way too many and the thing happened with
00:42:04.000 Tom Brady as well it actually did change the outcome of the game they were
00:42:06.000 actually stopping them they got a penalty for no reason whatsoever but the
00:42:10.000 funny part of this story is that the feminist blue check marks weren't happy
00:42:13.000 about Aikman's comment at all and sports reporter and prominent lesbian I didn't
00:42:18.000 Hey, what happened to, you know, no vagina, no opinion?
00:42:20.000 but okay. Ariel Orsuto tweeted, in full agreement that the call against Chris Jones was BS,
00:42:25.000 but did Troy Aikman just say that he hopes the competition committee takes off their,
00:42:29.000 takes their dresses off as in trying to demean them by calling them women? Is he actually serious?
00:42:35.000 Yes, he is. Hey, what happened to, you know, no vagina, no opinion? How many downs of football
00:42:38.000 do you think that broad's played? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:40.000 No penis, no football, no opinion.
00:42:42.000 Yeah, also, how many hours later did she tweet that after her boyfriend told her about it?
00:42:47.000 Wait, she's a lesbian.
00:42:48.000 Oh, sorry.
00:42:49.000 Girlfriend.
00:42:50.000 I don't want to see female sports reporters unless it's through a hole in the dressing room.
00:42:53.000 Well, maybe she's the butch in the relationship and therefore a fan of football.
00:42:58.000 Hey, let's just be glad Troy Aikman isn't jumping over a fence and killing his ex-wife in a waiter.
00:43:03.000 As soon as you think of it, he's not punching her in an elevator.
00:43:09.000 He's got a bit of a checkered past.
00:43:10.000 I did stalk his cellar one time.
00:43:12.000 No joke.
00:43:12.000 Really?
00:43:13.000 Not a joke.
00:43:14.000 Not a joke.
00:43:14.000 Absolutely.
00:43:15.000 And Fortune Magazine editorial director Rachel almost said the other one.
00:43:19.000 Dozel?
00:43:20.000 It's not Dozel.
00:43:21.000 Rachel Lobdell lamented, a truly awful call but let's not overlook Troy Aikman's sexist comment.
00:43:27.000 My hope is the competition committee looks at this in the next set of meetings and we take the dresses off.
00:43:32.000 Boy would I love to see those broads in an NBA locker room with black guys.
00:43:38.000 And just the crap they talk to each other.
00:43:39.000 Oh, man.
00:43:40.000 Which we all know, I mean, it's hysterical.
00:43:42.000 If you played football, if you played any sport, where you'd be in the, you know, I mean, it's a part of the culture, right?
00:43:46.000 The trash talking.
00:43:47.000 One of these days those balls are gonna drop, right?
00:43:49.000 Yeah, you'd think they'd say like, hey, take off your dress.
00:43:53.000 Yeah.
00:43:53.000 You think that's how mild it would be?
00:43:55.000 No.
00:43:56.000 They're just all the dongs hanging out like never-ending breadsticks at our garden.
00:44:02.000 They wouldn't know what to do.
00:44:02.000 Some breadsticks are longer than others.
00:44:07.000 They just feel assaulted.
00:44:09.000 Well, you guys know that wide receiver picture of me, right?
00:44:12.000 Where it's obviously not me.
00:44:13.000 It's like I'm a female reporter.
00:44:14.000 No, no, no, no.
00:44:16.000 It's a guy named Bobby Brown.
00:44:17.000 And it's like, that's my photo credit because I'm like in the background, but they thought this jersey was 89.
00:44:22.000 He did tell me one time I was sitting getting treatment and I didn't have my shirt on.
00:44:25.000 He goes, you know, we have a weight room, right?
00:44:30.000 And that's about as mild as it got, right?
00:44:32.000 It's like soul-crushing stuff.
00:44:34.000 Cultures would do that to you.
00:44:36.000 I had to do, and like I played for all of the day, but it's like I had to do a roach, you know the roach drills where you charge each other?
00:44:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:43.000 With a kid who was 300 pounds.
00:44:46.000 At that time I think I was 83 pounds.
00:44:51.000 I went flying and my helmet fell off.
00:44:54.000 Concussion probably, but nobody cared at that point.
00:44:57.000 No, it was deliberately to hurt you.
00:44:58.000 But the stuff that you say in a locker room, it's part of sports.
00:45:03.000 I'm sorry.
00:45:04.000 They used to say, with Donald Trump or that quote, they used to say if someone said something inappropriate, they'd go, you know, this isn't the locker room.
00:45:11.000 And now they're like, you know, the locker room isn't the place for this.
00:45:15.000 They're quite literally, and then you wonder why men say there are no men's only spaces, the locker room.
00:45:21.000 In sports, the stuff that my coaches said to me, you should hear the stuff my dad did when he played hockey at a high, high level.
00:45:27.000 Insulting your ancestry.
00:45:28.000 Oh, of course.
00:45:30.000 They've been dead for 25 years.
00:45:32.000 Why are you bringing them up?
00:45:33.000 I mean, you say such horrible things in sports that you literally have to Andy Kaufman it, where you're just a character.
00:45:38.000 Like, when I insult your mom, it's not your mom.
00:45:40.000 Your mom's lovely.
00:45:42.000 Right?
00:45:42.000 But the things I've said about your mom and my mom as a separate person are just unspeakable.
00:45:46.000 They're unforgivable.
00:45:47.000 But it's because it's not your mom.
00:45:49.000 That's what you do in sports.
00:45:51.000 Well, I got into a fight on the field with Rocky Boyman, and he was a defensive end, not a defensive tackle.
00:45:58.000 And we got into a fight because our helmets stuck together.
00:46:00.000 There was a little U at the top sometimes with the face mask, and it just got wedged on him, and so neither one of us could really move, because if you do, you just move the other person, right?
00:46:08.000 And he started hitting my head to knock the helmet out, like, as hard as he could.
00:46:13.000 And I shoved him, and we got into a fight, and then in the locker room, we were like, yeah, man, hey, sorry about that.
00:46:18.000 We got it out of our systems.
00:46:19.000 That's what guys do.
00:46:20.000 If you give us room for that, then we do that.
00:46:22.000 If you don't, if you separate us too long, then you hold a grudge against somebody and then you knife them in the parking lot.
00:46:26.000 I wonder if we could bring in Pops Crowder from Mug Club.
00:46:29.000 I know he's not feeling very well out there, but he has a story.
00:46:31.000 Pops Crowder, when you played hockey with your brother, he played older league because he was better, and a guy said something about his cup.
00:46:39.000 in the uh, in the locker room.
00:46:40.000 Is it Doniger?
00:46:41.000 No, no, about his actual cup.
00:46:42.000 Oh, his actual cup.
00:46:43.000 Let's see if Pops Craddock can just come in and mug- Mug love it.
00:46:45.000 Mug love all that story.
00:46:46.000 Okay, alright.
00:46:47.000 Well look, not wanting to seem- The one dad where the on the water front reference.
00:46:50.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:46:51.000 Nice.
00:46:52.000 Well not wanting to seem sexist, Troy Aikman did go ahead and clarify and responded on
00:46:55.000 ESPN.
00:46:56.000 Oh.
00:46:57.000 You play ball like a girl!
00:47:04.000 Well that clarifies it.
00:47:10.000 This has been I Know Sports.
00:47:12.000 I'm Matt McChesney.
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00:47:38.000 You eat them as dessert.
00:47:39.000 I'm so glad I didn't bring them with me.
00:47:40.000 I usually bring them with me on the road, but I ran out.
00:47:43.000 And the last few things that I ate, I'll never eat again.
00:47:46.000 You sent a text message to the team like, hey guys, do you mind removing all of the things that I saw right before?
00:47:51.000 Every single one?
00:47:53.000 Every single Rockstar energy drink and I get these overnight oats from Trader Joe's and I'll never drink bourbon again.
00:47:59.000 That's really?
00:48:00.000 Because those are the last things I had before I got sick.
00:48:01.000 It'll take a minute, but people who, in the wine business, if you get drunk and you end up having a really bad night and you, you know, evacuate and you see the seaweed salad again that you just ate, you're never eating seaweed salad again.
00:48:12.000 It's just not happening.
00:48:13.000 No, there's certain things I can't eat.
00:48:14.000 There was something in Canada called nectar, which was like a honey soda.
00:48:17.000 I can never, Canadians, you guys can comment below, I can never touch it again because I remember it was Canadian Thanksgiving and I couldn't eat Thanksgiving dinner for 15 years.
00:48:25.000 Yeah, they call it Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, Aftershock, Goldschlager.
00:48:25.000 Really?
00:48:30.000 Purple Drink.
00:48:31.000 Peach Schnapps, MD-2020.
00:48:35.000 Dave's listing all of the things he would have to clear out.
00:48:37.000 Remember all those nights you've had with every terrible drink and you wake up and you're like, I'll never drink that again because it was the booze's fault?
00:48:42.000 Yeah.
00:48:43.000 I'll move on to the next bottle.
00:48:45.000 Well, Casey, I wasn't really drunk or anything.
00:48:47.000 When you have the stomach flu, the last thing, like, it just turns my stomach.
00:48:50.000 So I'm really actually glad because I usually have Bilt Bars with me always on the road, and I just, I ran out.
00:48:55.000 So I'm like, thank God.
00:48:56.000 We'd have to change sponsors.
00:48:58.000 Like a Clockwork Orange.
00:49:00.000 Like, no, no, change the sponsor!
00:49:05.000 Alright, well, a few weeks ago we let you know that there was this sudden case of falling down syndrome, is what we'll call it, and we had a compilation of that.
00:49:14.000 But look, it's not just for athletes anymore.
00:49:17.000 A study published on Monday, October 10th reported that video gaming... Dave, I know you're a big gamer.
00:49:21.000 Yeah, all the time.
00:49:22.000 It can trigger deadly heart problems in children, right?
00:49:25.000 And this is a little bit strange.
00:49:28.000 I know, I've heard stories before about people doing like these extreme gaming sessions for 18 to 20 or 24 hours or something like that and dying, but it's usually like this.
00:49:35.000 Mostly in China, yeah.
00:49:35.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:49:36.000 Like it's usually this really large fellow who's doing this in his mom's basement covered in Cheetos.
00:49:42.000 So that's the kind of person.
00:49:43.000 Well, have you seen the energy drinks that do they now have for gamers?
00:49:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:49:45.000 It's like 400 milligrams of caffeine and stuff.
00:49:47.000 No, no, I can't do that stuff.
00:49:48.000 Your heart's just gonna one day explode.
00:49:50.000 There could be other reasons.
00:49:52.000 But the study population that they're talking about here was 22 patients total, right?
00:49:52.000 We'll figure that out.
00:49:57.000 So it's not like a huge sample size, but 86% of them were young males.
00:50:01.000 Six had cardiac arrest and four suddenly died.
00:50:04.000 That's a pretty high number.
00:50:05.000 Four out of 22 suddenly died.
00:50:06.000 These are all gamers?
00:50:07.000 Yes.
00:50:08.000 This is from the study.
00:50:10.000 Right?
00:50:10.000 So, the study author Claire Lawley said, video games may represent a serious risk to some children with arrhythmic conditions.
00:50:17.000 That's a heart issue.
00:50:19.000 It's the game's fault.
00:50:20.000 Yeah, it's totally the game's fault for making your bad heart tick a little too fast.
00:50:23.000 They might be lethal... My heart used to tick fast when I'd play Leisure Suit Larry and those Ladies of the Night.
00:50:29.000 No, your heart beat fast when you looked at She-Hulk cards.
00:50:33.000 Or Duke Nukem.
00:50:34.000 You all know what I'm talking about.
00:50:36.000 You're more of a Cammy Street Fighter fan, aren't you?
00:50:38.000 Who isn't?
00:50:40.000 To continue the quote, they might be lethal in patients with predisposing but often previously unrecognized arrhythmic conditions.
00:50:48.000 Not sure why we're asking you to hit the like button here?
00:50:50.000 If you like pre-existing conditions killing you while you're gaming, then please hit our like button.
00:50:55.000 If you've had a cardiac arrest while playing games, hit the like button!
00:50:58.000 If you too!
00:50:59.000 But wait, there's more!
00:51:01.000 Syncope, a sudden loss of consciousness from heart problems, has also been a focus for research for several years.
00:51:06.000 Dr. Law, the same person, the study author, has researched gaming and heart problems as far back as September 2019.
00:51:12.000 And the study conclusion from the original study, I'll quote, Can precipitate lethal cardiac arrhythmias in susceptible children.
00:51:23.000 Alright, so that all sounds bad.
00:51:23.000 Right.
00:51:24.000 What did the guy conduct the study?
00:51:25.000 Was he Oliver Twist?
00:51:26.000 Well, this is, well, her.
00:51:28.000 Her name.
00:51:29.000 Dr. Claire Lawley.
00:51:30.000 Please, sir, can I game some more?
00:51:32.000 That's true, I did a male voice.
00:51:34.000 This is why I don't do voices so much.
00:51:37.000 Thank you, Steven.
00:51:38.000 You'll play Quake and you'll like it, mate.
00:51:41.000 Yes, yes.
00:51:42.000 Doom.
00:51:43.000 More of a Doom fan.
00:51:44.000 If you don't finish your Golden Eye, you won't get your Call of Duty.
00:51:49.000 I was really good at Golden Eye, by the way.
00:51:50.000 I was playing Pong and I shit my pants and keeled over.
00:51:56.000 It's 1979, right?
00:51:59.000 It happened to my grandmother.
00:52:00.000 It was playing Pong.
00:52:01.000 I watched her die.
00:52:04.000 Didn't happen.
00:52:04.000 It's not true.
00:52:05.000 No, but I was told to say it or the government would hurt me.
00:52:08.000 And then they took her to the emergency room with two ambulances going like that, but then the gurney just going back and forth between them down the street like this.
00:52:08.000 You're lying.
00:52:15.000 And then there were ghosts trying to eat the ambulance.
00:52:20.000 Those were Muslims in burqas, mate.
00:52:22.000 Oh, I thought they were ghosts.
00:52:23.000 Those were burqas, Muslims, mate.
00:52:25.000 You eat the halal, they change colours, you can take care of them.
00:52:28.000 They didn't care for the fruit.
00:52:32.000 Oh my gosh, well look.
00:52:35.000 I remember, remember old Pac?
00:52:37.000 Remember old Pac?
00:52:39.000 Used to beat the shit out of his broad head.
00:52:41.000 Little pink bow go flying.
00:52:44.000 Yeah, he's got a pink bow on his head now though.
00:52:46.000 I guess he's lost it a bit.
00:52:47.000 He stole it from her.
00:52:48.000 You can't tell Pac-Man from Miss Pac-Man.
00:52:50.000 It's all the same these days.
00:52:52.000 It's just one bow.
00:52:53.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:52:54.000 And you can hardly tell.
00:52:55.000 And a penis bulge somewhere down low.
00:52:58.000 No, he said just put a little effort in there, Pac-Man.
00:53:00.000 He just put on a bow.
00:53:01.000 Bit of a bulge.
00:53:02.000 That's all it is.
00:53:03.000 It's there.
00:53:04.000 Yeah, I know it's you.
00:53:07.000 Now look, who exactly are the people who might be more susceptible to cardiac arrhythmia?
00:53:15.000 Get him!
00:53:22.000 You can't get me, bitch!
00:53:23.000 I'm boosted!
00:53:24.000 Yeah, I'm boosted, bitch!
00:53:27.000 Oh god.
00:53:29.000 Oh my god.
00:53:31.000 Oh god.
00:53:36.000 Get the hell out of here.
00:53:37.000 This is my lobby, bitch.
00:53:39.000 I've got a big dick looking at your mom.
00:53:41.000 I'm like, what?
00:53:42.000 ♪ I'm like what? ♪ ♪ I'm like what? ♪
00:53:47.000 Wow, they take that stuff seriously at an early age.
00:53:50.000 You just got owned by a nine year old, it sounds like.
00:53:55.000 Oh my gosh.
00:53:59.000 Now look, just to be clear, we're not saying that there's any connection Between arrhythmias and the vaccine.
00:54:06.000 We never say that.
00:54:07.000 Or boosters.
00:54:08.000 Or any shots that you could possibly ever get into your body at any time.
00:54:12.000 Of course not.
00:54:12.000 I was referring to the chair that I put in.
00:54:15.000 That's true.
00:54:16.000 Oh, the booster chair.
00:54:19.000 Did I ask for it, big boy?
00:54:20.000 Can you imagine talking smack to somebody who literally just died on the other end and you just don't know it yet?
00:54:26.000 I owned you!
00:54:27.000 You dead!
00:54:28.000 You lose!
00:54:29.000 Hey, yeah, Johnny actually just did die.
00:54:32.000 Why you quiet?
00:54:33.000 Oh, you doing a silent treatment?
00:54:33.000 Oh.
00:54:35.000 Alright, alright.
00:54:37.000 I see how it is.
00:54:37.000 I see how it is.
00:54:38.000 Oh, you wanna play, huh?
00:54:39.000 Now your guy's not even gonna play?
00:54:41.000 This is a little passive-aggressive.
00:54:42.000 Talk to me, come on!
00:54:43.000 Passive-aggressive.
00:54:45.000 Alright, you know what?
00:54:46.000 Alright, you know, you made your point.
00:54:47.000 You're making me paranoid, alright.
00:54:50.000 You made your point.
00:54:50.000 Let's get back to, you win, okay?
00:54:52.000 Maybe I took it a little too far.
00:54:54.000 I mean, that's my bad.
00:54:55.000 Are you alright, you dumb bitch?
00:55:01.000 You kind of come down off that high and you're like, ooh, okay, I need to walk this back.
00:55:04.000 Being concerned but still calling him every name.
00:55:07.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:55:09.000 You know you're a bastard, right?
00:55:12.000 What happened?
00:55:13.000 Did he take your dress off?
00:55:14.000 He did.
00:55:15.000 I think he's playing with Troy Aikman.
00:55:15.000 He may have.
00:55:18.000 Here, put this on.
00:55:19.000 He just drops the dress.
00:55:21.000 You gonna act like a bitch?
00:55:22.000 You still gonna look like a bitch.
00:55:24.000 Here's a health pack.
00:55:26.000 I'll drop it for you.
00:55:28.000 Look, and though we're not saying that there's any connection, we're being 100% clear that we would never say that there's any connection.
00:55:33.000 According to the Florida Surgeon General, Dr. Joseph Ladop... Ladopo?
00:55:38.000 Ladopo.
00:55:41.000 Sounds like an antidepressant.
00:55:42.000 This alanesis, for you, found there is an 84% increase in the relative incidence of cardiac-related death among males 18 to 39 year old within 28 days following the mRNA vaccine.
00:55:57.000 I just don't want to say it too loud.
00:55:59.000 No, no.
00:55:59.000 This is what the Surgeon General of Florida said.
00:56:02.000 What percentage?
00:56:03.000 Eighty-four percent.
00:56:05.000 That seems high.
00:56:06.000 Eighty-four percent increase?
00:56:06.000 Wow.
00:56:07.000 Eighty-four percent increase in the relative incidence of cardiac-related death among males 18 to 39 years old within 28 days following mRNA.
00:56:17.000 That's a lot of percent, and that's not many days after the thing.
00:56:19.000 He said it.
00:56:20.000 Well, I mean, that's a common age for a massive heart attack while playing video games.
00:56:25.000 Yeah, why are we taking words from a quack?
00:56:28.000 He's a surgeon?
00:56:30.000 General?
00:56:31.000 Like, does that even, like, do you get voted in for that?
00:56:33.000 Quack!
00:56:42.000 Qu Alright, look, for releasing this information to the public, Dr. Ladapo... He's been stripped of his life.
00:56:49.000 No, no, no.
00:56:50.000 Worse.
00:56:51.000 Worse, Dave.
00:56:52.000 He's been blocked over Twitter for several hours.
00:56:54.000 Also during an evening... Duckwing block!
00:56:59.000 I'm sorry I'll never tell the truth again.
00:57:02.000 I will never speak in my official capacity as a doctor and the head of a state.
00:57:07.000 Let's get fictitious!
00:57:09.000 Zip it!
00:57:10.000 This is why you're 40 years of college and $3 million in debt.
00:57:15.000 So Twitter can say, I disagree with you.
00:57:17.000 Who's fact-checking me?
00:57:18.000 A blue-haired lesbian.
00:57:20.000 She knows more.
00:57:21.000 Yeah, the one who complains about Troy Aikman's comments.
00:57:23.000 Let them know all the references.
00:57:26.000 All the references are available at ladderwithcrowder.com.
00:57:30.000 You can go there, you can check out all of this stuff.
00:57:32.000 We're not making this stuff up.
00:57:33.000 We're showing you what these people are saying.
00:57:35.000 This next part is especially troubling because during the EU Parliament hearing, a Pfizer executive admitted their vaccine was never tested for doing something that they said 100% that's what we were told that it would help reduce transmission.
00:57:51.000 Oh no.
00:57:52.000 Was the Pfizer Covid vaccine tested on stopping the transmission of the virus before it entered the market?
00:58:03.000 If not, please say it clearly.
00:58:06.000 If yes, are you willing to share the data with this committee?
00:58:10.000 And I really want a straight answer, yes or no, and I'm looking forward to it.
00:58:15.000 Thank you very much.
00:58:17.000 Regarding the question around, did we know about stopping humanisation before it's entered the market?
00:58:25.000 No.
00:58:26.000 We had to really move at the speed of science to really understand what is taking place in the market.
00:58:31.000 That's not a speed.
00:58:32.000 Yeah, I'm sorry, the speed of what?
00:58:34.000 Is this like a new Coldplay song?
00:58:37.000 Seriously, did we just hear the speed of science?
00:58:43.000 Chris Martin's a doctor now?
00:58:44.000 Okay, that's fantastic.
00:58:46.000 It's the speed of zero responsibility.
00:58:49.000 We were moving too quickly.
00:58:50.000 Oh, you think?
00:58:52.000 We could have asked that question earlier on.
00:58:54.000 Wait a minute, we did say that, hey, this is coming out pretty quickly.
00:58:56.000 Not that we would say that there's anything wrong with what you ended up producing.
00:58:59.000 It's totally fine, even though you're laughing, saying, of course we didn't test it for transmissibility.
00:59:04.000 We didn't have time.
00:59:05.000 They called it Operation Warp Speed.
00:59:07.000 Warp Speed.
00:59:08.000 Not slow down and make sure you do it right speed.
00:59:11.000 Operation Science Speed.
00:59:12.000 Though you did a great job.
00:59:13.000 It's right before Rick Moranis says Ludicrous Speed.
00:59:16.000 Right.
00:59:18.000 You never go to Ludicrous Speed!
00:59:21.000 That lady answering the question, she's gone plain well.
00:59:24.000 Yeah, they're like, you're not supposed to reveal that.
00:59:26.000 She's John Candy's character.
00:59:28.000 It's the most candid answer we've gotten so far.
00:59:30.000 Well, look, we've covered before.
00:59:31.000 You remember the study in 2022 that followed 200,000 patients and found no increase in myocarditis after COVID infection.
00:59:38.000 So no increase because of the infection itself.
00:59:41.000 And a lot of people blame it.
00:59:42.000 Right.
00:59:43.000 A lot of people will say, well, COVID is having this effect on people.
00:59:45.000 It's long COVID, or it's the effects from COVID after you get it.
00:59:48.000 And children 18 to 39, or young men 18 to 39, are just, the increase is because of that.
00:59:54.000 Well, we also saw in the UK, the increased deaths, it was up a staggering percentage in August, just month over month.
01:00:00.000 I think it was just July or August, it was 17%.
01:00:02.000 Incredible.
01:00:03.000 Not year over year, month over month.
01:00:05.000 Yeah, not in a year, just month over month, right?
01:00:07.000 Excess deaths.
01:00:08.000 And we're going to see more of these things coming out too.
01:00:10.000 I think just as time goes on, we ask this question, do you think information will come out?
01:00:14.000 Well, if people are as stupidly honest as this, yes.
01:00:17.000 If they feel like they have no, they don't fear repercussion at all, they have no liability whatsoever, no accountability, of course they're going to come out.
01:00:25.000 And I'm not kidding, she laughingly said that.
01:00:28.000 There was a kind of a laugh in her voice when she's like, well no, we couldn't do that.
01:00:32.000 Duh.
01:00:33.000 Hopefully more of that comes out.
01:00:35.000 Yeah, Piers Morgan just tweeted about because of that.
01:00:37.000 It's like, yeah, see, I'm so happy because you guys are idiots.
01:00:40.000 It's like, well, no, she's saying what you said wasn't correct.
01:00:43.000 Yes.
01:00:44.000 And what a lot of people had questions about.
01:00:46.000 So look, just to kind of wrap this up.
01:00:48.000 So in conclusion, we have new COVID findings.
01:00:50.000 Young men dying while gaming.
01:00:52.000 Yes.
01:00:52.000 Proof of censoring a surgeon general.
01:00:56.000 How does this all come together?
01:00:58.000 I guess we'll never know.
01:01:07.000 No idea.
01:01:08.000 I don't see a connection.
01:01:09.000 It's completely unrelated.
01:01:10.000 It's a mystery.
01:01:11.000 You know, legendary actress Angela Lansbury passed away at the age of... Did she?
01:01:16.000 Yeah, 96.
01:01:17.000 Wow!
01:01:18.000 But she went on doing it and she... She did love GTA 5, I'm just saying.
01:01:22.000 Yep.
01:01:23.000 Another one gone too soon.
01:01:24.000 96 years old.
01:01:25.000 Look!
01:01:25.000 Unprotected sex and fentanyl as well.
01:01:28.000 Don't game, have unprotected sex, and use enough fentanyl to kill an elephant, which is still very little.
01:01:33.000 She was very cocky on the gaming too.
01:01:34.000 Murder she gloats.
01:01:36.000 Oh, that's a terrible screen name.
01:01:39.000 Bad handle.
01:01:39.000 Don't do that.
01:01:40.000 Well, look, share the show.
01:01:41.000 Thank you for hanging out with us here on YouTube.
01:01:43.000 We're going to go behind the paywall and have a more candid conversation about some of the topics because if we do it here, we're just going to absolutely get kicked off and Steven's going to run to the restroom.
01:01:51.000 So piss off YouTube.