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00:04:43.000Yeah, well, I can now see you on the show and I don't know that that's a good thing, but we'll find out because I know you make faces at me.
00:05:46.000My thought processing was like, I just took everything I could to get up this morning and I said, let's put Gerald in and dress him like the polka dot door.
00:07:58.000Did I tell you, Dave, in Oklahoma, because what happened was put together last week, there was one table still available and there was a walk-in, Dave, and they walked out after 20 minutes.
00:08:09.000Because they didn't know what they were getting.
00:08:12.000On what particular joke did they walk out on, do you remember?
00:08:15.000They walked out on the one where I was talking about Friendship Club, where I have the retarded guy who I used to counsel screaming the N-word.
00:11:37.000Well, we're going to talk about transgender in just a minute.
00:11:39.000I don't know if he's going full or if this was just a little bit of fun for him on the TikTokers, you know, area.
00:11:45.000I have no idea, but we're going to get into it in a minute.
00:11:47.000But first, before we do, Joe Biden sat down with Jake Tapper last night.
00:11:51.000I don't know if you guys caught it, this incredible one-on-one interview.
00:11:54.000Anytime he sits down for a live interview, it's going to produce some good material for us.
00:11:58.000And by good, I mean completely horrible for this country.
00:12:01.000And the interview went just as poorly as you would expect it.
00:12:04.000And that brings us to This Week in Biden.
00:12:06.000If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:12:10.000We passed so much legislation that significantly makes a point about, you know, for example,
00:12:17.000the American Rescue Plan, the legislation to deal with inflation, the Inflation Act.
00:12:24.000We passed the, look, what I ran on, I said we're going to deal with energy.
00:12:27.000Look, and the energy problem, we're going to deal with the whole notion of global warming.
00:12:33.000We passed $368 billion worth of help, which, as the same bankers talk about, is going to bring a trillion, $700 billion off the sidelines of investment.
00:12:45.000If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:12:49.000Well, most important thing, he's looking more and more, like, slappy from goosebumps.
00:13:41.000I'm certainly glad this guy is in charge of the economy, because inflation is up more than expected.
00:13:46.000Yet again, they expected an 8.4% increase in PPI, and it jumped to 8.5.
00:13:51.000But hey, you know, who's counting at this point?
00:13:52.000I guess it just, you know, is draining the life out of everybody.
00:13:54.000And that's the way they measure it now.
00:13:55.000If they use the same kind of metrics as they used back when it was, you know, like Jimmy Carter, it would be, well, I think people have said like 14%.
00:15:39.000All right, so we got to jump into this story because the military, as we've noted before, is having a really hard time going to woke and trying to make sure that they get people recruited.
00:15:47.000And it's just, when you take a dump on yourself as the military, it makes it really hard.
00:15:51.000But now they're saying that transgenders do have to, in fact, join the military, right?
00:16:04.000For all of those out there, that's when you sign a card that says, hey, if we make a really bad decision and go to war with somebody for whatever reason we deem necessary or politically expedient at the time, You gotta go.
00:16:51.000Alright, so look, this isn't a new policy or anything, this has kind of been in place for a while, but the topic did go viral when the U.S.
00:17:01.000Selective Service posted a tweet about who actually needs to register, and I'll read the quote for you.
00:17:06.000Parents, if your son is an only son and the last male in your family to carry the family name, he is still required to register with the... and you should never abbreviate with S's.
00:17:14.000It's just, even if you're using three, four, the SSS.
00:17:51.000They will all drown, they cannot swim!
00:17:55.000Well look, that tweet links to the transgender section, the one that we just quoted, of the SSS, bad name, website where the official policy is listed, right?
00:18:05.000So this is what people are clicking on.
00:18:07.000citizens or immigrants who are born male and change their gender to female are still required to register.
00:18:21.000If you were born a woman, and you add on the requisite materials, or not, and you just take off the ones that, you know, we don't have, you don't have to join up.
00:20:18.000I think, personally, while we're on a serious topic, if you're going to put on the dong, It's probably worse than any pun I was going to make.
00:23:28.000Well, all of this is interesting because then we had a bit of a different reaction when the Donald Trump banned trans people from joining the military.
00:23:49.000I can't think of a single person that decides to join the Army or the military, any branch of service, on a whim.
00:23:55.000We all want to do something that is much larger than ourselves and contribute in a way and are extremely patriotic and hard-working people.
00:24:03.000You know, and to think of people judging us by happening to be transgender, that shouldn't It doesn't make any difference on our ability to serve.
00:24:14.000We all carry out our jobs and do our duties every single day.
00:24:17.000And this isn't going to stop me from continuing to show up, continuing to do my job.
00:24:21.000I have never missed a training as a result of being transgender.
00:24:25.000This has impacted my ability to serve, and I've fulfilled my obligations over the last 12 years.
00:24:31.000Well, Captain Robertson, apparently the Selective Service agrees with you.
00:24:35.000That opinion's not very old, by the way.
00:24:36.000What PTA requirements did Captain Robertson have to go through?
00:26:00.000Either you're pissed off because you're banned from joining the military, or you're happy that you can go and join the military if you want.
00:26:06.000But look, if you were born a man... Slappy's revenge.
00:26:09.000Part of being a man is selective service.
00:26:12.000This is something that we've talked about, right?
00:26:14.000There are responsibilities that men are born with, and we understand that.
00:26:17.000And we gladly take on those responsibilities as long as you don't crap on us for having those responsibilities and the personalities to fulfill them.
00:26:23.000Never in my wildest dreams if you'd have asked us ten years ago would we imagine a president wearing a mask signing a bill that people who only three months ago who lived their entire life as a man can now identify as women and join the military that way.
00:26:54.000They'll be more protective They actually might actually they might actually stay behind and also when you're dealing with look the statistics show that with transgender individuals that The litigation is off the charts.
00:27:03.000I mean how many times have we had to deal with it?
00:27:05.000This is going to create an uncomfortable environment where people are walking on eggshells.
00:27:09.000You should not have to worry about Right.
00:27:11.000Offending people because you're not using the right pronouns when you are right the heat of battle and the
00:27:16.000people who are saying this isn't fair It's not fun anymore. Those are the exact kind of people
00:27:20.000who are going to go in looking to be offended What you want are leather-necked hillbillies who would be
00:27:26.000killing something anyway Exactly you want people who want to be in there fighting?
00:27:31.000There's a reason that warriors were venerated throughout history.
00:28:00.000What I'm saying is you don't want to make the military less effective by the training that you require because you're making allowances for people that you shouldn't be making.
00:28:12.000I don't care if you're the most fit person out there, if you can't pass the standard to go into battle and fight for this country and make sure that we win the war, you don't get to go!
00:28:26.000Do you believe for a second that when you're talking about men, let's just use men as an example, men on the battlefield, do you believe that there is something that a white man, and no joking here, we want to be careful, that there's something that a white man brings to the battlefield that a black man can't?
00:28:42.000Do you believe there's something that a white man or black man or brown man or pick whatever color you want here brings to that service that a woman can't?
00:28:54.000Men and women are not interchangeable as men of different colors are interchangeable just as women of different colors are largely interchangeable.
00:29:01.000We have differences, of course there are differences between races, but we are fundamentally the same if we are men, if we are males, and if we are women.
00:29:07.000To act as though it's comparable, to act as though two dads is the same as a mom and a dad.
00:29:12.000Whether it's black or white, a mom and a dad is, doesn't matter.
00:29:15.000The race doesn't matter, but a child needs a dad.
00:29:18.000If a child only has two moms, he's missing a dad.
00:29:20.000If a child only has two dads, he's missing a mom.
00:29:22.000If you have a brigade and all of a sudden you have, well, hold on a second, it's not just mixed race, it's transgender, that is fundamentally different from people of different races.
00:29:31.000It is a racist argument to make because you are suggesting that black and white is as different as male to female transgender soldiers, which by the way, they don't even believe because Because they told you it's no longer to be fun.
00:30:59.000No matter what they do, you got what you wanted, now it's a complaint.
00:31:02.000So it doesn't really matter what anybody does to cater to anyone, or to help fix the situation or give them what they want, because all of a sudden you don't want it.
00:31:09.000It's all about being a protected class and complaining about never getting your way, even when you get it.
00:33:29.000Well look, Dallas Cowboys Hall of Famer Troy Aikman is in hot water over some extremely sexist comments that he made during Monday Night Football.
00:33:37.000And that brings us to this edition of I Know Sports.
00:39:00.000Could it, because they did this with hockey and they've done this somewhat with boxing, in trying to make it safer, are there unintended consequences that make it more dangerous?
00:39:06.000For example, in hockey, they change rules a lot to speed up the game, right?
00:39:10.000So what happened now is you actually have more open ice hits, the game is a lot faster, And so I think Sidney Crosby had more concussions in one
00:39:16.000season than Wayne Gretzky had his whole career because they also don't have the enforcers.
00:39:26.000They were talking about fighting on the inside.
00:39:28.000Whereas if you go and watch newer fights, they separate them a lot more because they're
00:39:31.000going, oh, we don't want any rabbit punches.
00:39:33.000But what that's done is keep them at range more.
00:39:35.000And so they're getting more full force strikes as opposed to kind of work in the body.
00:39:39.000And so it's actually, they're saying, more blunt force trauma to the brain because of
00:39:44.000the rules that they created to make it safer.
00:39:45.000Is there something like that that could be happening with foot?
00:39:47.000So it's not really happening where they're losing or they're getting more injuries, right?
00:39:51.000So the natural thought is, okay, if they're being softer on one guy, they're doing something to slow themselves down and maybe that leads to potential injuries.
00:40:08.000And when you're rushing the passer, these guys are coming at angles.
00:40:11.000These are very, very big, fast, strong men who have a hard time slowing down at 330 pounds running that fast, especially when you're still trying to get to the quarterback.
00:40:30.000You would put all of your weight on the quarterback and intentionally make sure nothing else hit the ground so that you 330-pound pancake that guy.
00:44:36.000I had to do, and like I played for all of the day, but it's like I had to do a roach, you know the roach drills where you charge each other?
00:45:04.000They used to say, with Donald Trump or that quote, they used to say if someone said something inappropriate, they'd go, you know, this isn't the locker room.
00:45:11.000And now they're like, you know, the locker room isn't the place for this.
00:45:15.000They're quite literally, and then you wonder why men say there are no men's only spaces, the locker room.
00:45:21.000In sports, the stuff that my coaches said to me, you should hear the stuff my dad did when he played hockey at a high, high level.
00:45:51.000Well, I got into a fight on the field with Rocky Boyman, and he was a defensive end, not a defensive tackle.
00:45:58.000And we got into a fight because our helmets stuck together.
00:46:00.000There was a little U at the top sometimes with the face mask, and it just got wedged on him, and so neither one of us could really move, because if you do, you just move the other person, right?
00:46:08.000And he started hitting my head to knock the helmet out, like, as hard as he could.
00:46:13.000And I shoved him, and we got into a fight, and then in the locker room, we were like, yeah, man, hey, sorry about that.
00:46:20.000If you give us room for that, then we do that.
00:46:22.000If you don't, if you separate us too long, then you hold a grudge against somebody and then you knife them in the parking lot.
00:46:26.000I wonder if we could bring in Pops Crowder from Mug Club.
00:46:29.000I know he's not feeling very well out there, but he has a story.
00:46:31.000Pops Crowder, when you played hockey with your brother, he played older league because he was better, and a guy said something about his cup.
00:48:00.000Because those are the last things I had before I got sick.
00:48:01.000It'll take a minute, but people who, in the wine business, if you get drunk and you end up having a really bad night and you, you know, evacuate and you see the seaweed salad again that you just ate, you're never eating seaweed salad again.
00:48:13.000No, there's certain things I can't eat.
00:48:14.000There was something in Canada called nectar, which was like a honey soda.
00:48:17.000I can never, Canadians, you guys can comment below, I can never touch it again because I remember it was Canadian Thanksgiving and I couldn't eat Thanksgiving dinner for 15 years.
00:48:25.000Yeah, they call it Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, Aftershock, Goldschlager.
00:48:35.000Dave's listing all of the things he would have to clear out.
00:48:37.000Remember all those nights you've had with every terrible drink and you wake up and you're like, I'll never drink that again because it was the booze's fault?
00:49:05.000Alright, well, a few weeks ago we let you know that there was this sudden case of falling down syndrome, is what we'll call it, and we had a compilation of that.
00:49:14.000But look, it's not just for athletes anymore.
00:49:17.000A study published on Monday, October 10th reported that video gaming... Dave, I know you're a big gamer.
00:49:28.000I know, I've heard stories before about people doing like these extreme gaming sessions for 18 to 20 or 24 hours or something like that and dying, but it's usually like this.
00:52:05.000No, but I was told to say it or the government would hurt me.
00:52:08.000And then they took her to the emergency room with two ambulances going like that, but then the gurney just going back and forth between them down the street like this.
00:55:42.000This alanesis, for you, found there is an 84% increase in the relative incidence of cardiac-related death among males 18 to 39 year old within 28 days following the mRNA vaccine.
00:56:07.000Eighty-four percent increase in the relative incidence of cardiac-related death among males 18 to 39 years old within 28 days following mRNA.
00:56:17.000That's a lot of percent, and that's not many days after the thing.
00:57:33.000We're showing you what these people are saying.
00:57:35.000This next part is especially troubling because during the EU Parliament hearing, a Pfizer executive admitted their vaccine was never tested for doing something that they said 100% that's what we were told that it would help reduce transmission.
01:00:08.000And we're going to see more of these things coming out too.
01:00:10.000I think just as time goes on, we ask this question, do you think information will come out?
01:00:14.000Well, if people are as stupidly honest as this, yes.
01:00:17.000If they feel like they have no, they don't fear repercussion at all, they have no liability whatsoever, no accountability, of course they're going to come out.
01:00:25.000And I'm not kidding, she laughingly said that.
01:00:28.000There was a kind of a laugh in her voice when she's like, well no, we couldn't do that.
01:01:41.000Thank you for hanging out with us here on YouTube.
01:01:43.000We're going to go behind the paywall and have a more candid conversation about some of the topics because if we do it here, we're just going to absolutely get kicked off and Steven's going to run to the restroom.