Louder with Crowder - March 23, 2021


#GunReformNow? Not on Our Watch! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 14 minutes

Words per Minute

204.91095

Word Count

15,341

Sentence Count

1,360

Misogynist Sentences

62

Hate Speech Sentences

66


Summary

On today's show, we discuss the mass shooting in Las Vegas, gun control, maternity suits in the military, and the lies that go around on the internet after a mass shooting. Plus, we read your hate mail.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵You're a strange animal🎵 🎵That's what I know🎵 🎵You're a strange animal🎵 🎵I've got to follow🎵
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00:00:40.000 That's an angry fish.
00:00:41.000 Yum.
00:00:42.000 Yeah, the fish is... and the angry fish is... Oh, I see.
00:00:47.000 It's very similar.
00:00:48.000 It is an angry fish.
00:00:50.000 Next thing, I'm going to break out my nutty professor.
00:00:52.000 Hey, lady!
00:00:53.000 I'm going to drive Dave Landau nuts.
00:00:55.000 We have so much to talk about today.
00:00:55.000 No, don't do it.
00:00:57.000 Listen, first off, let me tell you this.
00:00:59.000 I wish I wish that I didn't have to talk about gun control, but when it's the first trending hashtag after a shooting about which we know nothing, you would think that the media had learned their lesson from accusing, or at least I should say covering, lying about the previous shooting as a hate crime when we found out that 33% of the people shot were white and that it was a guy who thought he had sex addiction.
00:01:25.000 You'd think they learned their lesson to not jump the gun, forgive the pun, but don't.
00:01:29.000 But now they're doing the exact same thing.
00:01:30.000 We know almost nothing.
00:01:32.000 At the time of this recording, very little aside from 10 dead, which is horrible.
00:01:35.000 It's a tragedy.
00:01:36.000 And I want to, before we talk about this, we'll also be talking about maternity suits in the military.
00:01:42.000 For pilots?
00:01:43.000 Yeah.
00:01:43.000 Here's the phrase.
00:01:45.000 To be more tolerant, we need to build maternity suits for female fighter pilots.
00:01:52.000 That won't turn your kid into a goofball.
00:01:54.000 No, not at all.
00:01:56.000 By the time you're done reenacting Tora Tora Tora, it's just GAK.
00:02:03.000 People who, you remember Nickelodeon?
00:02:04.000 Nickelodeon, yeah.
00:02:05.000 I get it.
00:02:05.000 And then you stick your thumb in and go, pfft.
00:02:05.000 Remember that?
00:02:07.000 Could be Flubber.
00:02:08.000 Could be Flubber!
00:02:09.000 Just so that we won't move as much.
00:02:11.000 Well, it could be, you know, Robin Williams post-Flubber.
00:02:11.000 Right.
00:02:14.000 Oh, this grape is cold.
00:02:16.000 I turned it into a horse.
00:02:17.000 Okay.
00:02:18.000 Jesus.
00:02:18.000 What the?
00:02:19.000 Anyway, this is a rough start, but...
00:02:22.000 No, that's not you, Dave.
00:02:22.000 This is on me.
00:02:23.000 We have to talk about gun control, and we have to talk about the lies right now that are circulating.
00:02:28.000 I wish that we were in a world where every single tragedy was not immediately politicized, but you cannot allow false information to go on unchecked, so we are going to do that, and of course I want to hear from you guys in the comments section.
00:02:42.000 Pretty soon we'll be reading your hate mail as well.
00:02:43.000 We'll have Mark Rippetoe in to do it.
00:02:45.000 Gerald A., how are you today?
00:02:46.000 Well, how are you?
00:02:47.000 I am terrible.
00:02:48.000 How are you, Court of Black?
00:02:50.000 It's a great morning.
00:02:50.000 I'm doing great.
00:02:51.000 Yeah, really?
00:02:51.000 Well, look, he's come to grips with the fact that he's accepted amongst no communities.
00:02:54.000 He's a man with no home!
00:02:55.000 Dave Landa, how are you?
00:02:56.000 Ahoy hoy.
00:02:57.000 I am good.
00:02:58.000 I'm excited to talk about gun control with you wearing a gun holster.
00:03:02.000 This is a good look for me.
00:03:04.000 It really is.
00:03:05.000 It's a good look for all of us.
00:03:05.000 I'm kidding.
00:03:07.000 Once you sit in the chair in this show, you have to stop worrying about optics.
00:03:12.000 I do.
00:03:12.000 I do.
00:03:14.000 Okay, first off though, before all this, let's talk about Kamala Harris yesterday was asked if she would visit the border and a lot of people, and we have the first clip and then we have obviously the edit, right?
00:03:25.000 No, we don't?
00:03:26.000 We don't, okay.
00:03:27.000 Well, Kamala Harris was asked if she was going to visit the border and she laughed and said, not today.
00:03:33.000 So we actually, we, and I warn you, it's a little disturbing, we have the clip.
00:03:36.000 Do you plan to visit the border?
00:03:39.000 Um, not today.
00:03:41.000 That's news.
00:03:49.000 News.
00:03:50.000 Oh, it's like Dr. Hibbert without the charm, isn't it?
00:03:52.000 Yes.
00:03:53.000 Well, you mean like new Dr. Hibbert from a white guy.
00:03:55.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:03:56.000 Right, yeah.
00:03:57.000 No, sorry, wait, no, from a non-white guy.
00:03:59.000 It's gonna be a black guy.
00:04:00.000 The point is, Dr. Hibbert, you can't... Why change perfection?
00:04:04.000 Why mess with perfection?
00:04:06.000 Black voice is a thing now?
00:04:08.000 Really?
00:04:09.000 It's about representation.
00:04:10.000 That's separation.
00:04:11.000 It's my issue with Family Guy with Cleveland.
00:04:15.000 They decided to make him a black guy.
00:04:18.000 You have so many racist jokes in every episode.
00:04:21.000 Was he not a black guy?
00:04:22.000 He was not a black guy.
00:04:25.000 I don't want to live in America anymore where a man cannot get a $40 million contract because of his race.
00:04:25.000 Really?
00:04:32.000 Precluded as Cleveland because of his race.
00:04:34.000 Well, if we're not going to let people play characters, it's not really acting, is it?
00:04:39.000 If the paraplegic guy is just paraplegic, you can't really win a trophy for acting paraplegic.
00:04:44.000 You would think not, but they do.
00:04:45.000 Well, they've done that with transgenders.
00:04:47.000 They're like, that's beautiful and brave.
00:04:48.000 Well, he just acted like himself!
00:04:50.000 He was just, she was distraught and unhappy and surly and spread surreptitious rumors without any substantiation.
00:04:56.000 That's not Academy Award worthy!
00:04:59.000 By the way, you guys can listen to the podcast.
00:05:01.000 Your audio only, like, last week.
00:05:03.000 Some of the stuff got removed, but it's still available on Apple, Android, Spotify.
00:05:06.000 And the best thing to do is just check into the show.
00:05:08.000 It's a live show Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
00:05:10.000 Eastern.
00:05:11.000 And look, comment.
00:05:12.000 Comment.
00:05:12.000 That's the best thing you can do.
00:05:13.000 Comment below.
00:05:15.000 What do you think is going to happen here with gun control?
00:05:16.000 And do you find it a little weird that, you know, listen, I don't... There weren't that many mass shootings under Donald Trump.
00:05:21.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:05:22.000 Not that we heard about.
00:05:23.000 COVID notwithstanding.
00:05:24.000 Of course, that's not including all the rioting.
00:05:28.000 And we'll get to that in a second, the false statistics where you maybe believe that most mass shooters are white.
00:05:32.000 No.
00:05:33.000 So, we'll talk about it, but first, Ron DeSantis, this is just, I think this is the guy who needs to probably run for president.
00:05:40.000 He's going to.
00:05:41.000 Especially after what happened with Kristi Noem, and I understand the legal issues there.
00:05:44.000 She's not pro-transgender men in sports.
00:05:47.000 That's not, yeah.
00:05:48.000 Conservatives need to stop abandoning someone because they don't wait for the details.
00:05:51.000 However, DeSantis, I don't need to wait for details.
00:05:54.000 It's black or white, simplistic, reductive.
00:05:56.000 I love the man.
00:05:58.000 Here he is addressing a reporter when asking about the Publix scandal for vaccines.
00:06:08.000 So first of all, what you're saying is wrong.
00:06:10.000 That's a fake narrative.
00:06:12.000 So, first of all, when we did the first pharmacies that had it were CVS and Walgreens, and they had a long-term care mission.
00:06:19.000 We've done almost 75% of the seniors in Palm Beach, and the reason is because you had the strong retail footprint.
00:06:26.000 And it's wrong, it's wrong, it's a fake narrative.
00:06:28.000 I just disabused you of the narrative, and you don't care about the facts, because obviously I laid it out for you in a way that is irrefutable.
00:06:36.000 And so it's clearly not.
00:06:38.000 No, no, no.
00:06:39.000 You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.
00:06:40.000 Yes, sir.
00:06:41.000 You got that? You mean it?
00:06:43.000 What you got?
00:06:44.000 Talking on my back, hitting it fistful of time.
00:06:46.000 I didn't know there was that much gang violence in Florida.
00:06:49.000 Yeah, man.
00:06:50.000 It must be rampant.
00:06:51.000 It's new.
00:06:52.000 Strange.
00:06:53.000 And you should listen to his whole answer, because he sets the context very well.
00:06:55.000 No, no, we rolled this out with CVS, with Walgreens.
00:06:59.000 They did it for a couple of weeks as part of their mission.
00:07:01.000 Then we wanted more retail positions.
00:07:02.000 This is what the left tries to do.
00:07:03.000 They go, oh, wait, hold on a second.
00:07:04.000 There's money from some conservative.
00:07:06.000 That must mean they're funding everything.
00:07:07.000 And I know what you're saying.
00:07:08.000 You're going to say, well, conservatives do that with George Soros.
00:07:11.000 That would apply if he didn't fund everything.
00:07:13.000 He literally didn't do it.
00:07:14.000 This is what we were talking about DeSantis.
00:07:15.000 This is how he is better in this one thing than Donald Trump was.
00:07:19.000 He is great at putting it right back in your face but also giving you really good detailed facts.
00:07:24.000 He's really good at tastefully checking people.
00:07:25.000 Donald Trump a lot of times would just be like, wrong, you're wrong, and move on to something, right?
00:07:29.000 He wouldn't actually tell you why you're wrong.
00:07:31.000 DeSantis goes the extra mile and is like, here's why you're wrong and here's why this is going to be run on every competing news agency I was talking with Quarterback Garrett about this.
00:07:38.000 This is what Donald Trump is like.
00:07:39.000 Donald Trump seems like the guy at first glance, right, who, if he were doing a sketch on Sesame Street, like a celebrity with a puppet, he'd, like, get mad at the puppet.
00:07:46.000 But then you realize he'd get mad at the puppeteer.
00:07:48.000 Like, stop!
00:07:48.000 All the actors are like, Shay, listen!
00:07:51.000 Listen, you're not fooling anyone with your stick, with your hand up its ass, stop!
00:07:56.000 That's what he does.
00:07:56.000 And he shows you, look, there's a puppeteer.
00:07:59.000 That's what he's showing you with this.
00:08:00.000 No, no, you're lying.
00:08:01.000 This is dishonest.
00:08:01.000 You cannot allow the left to set the narrative and then try and argue down that path.
00:08:06.000 And that's something that we've done with Change My Mind.
00:08:08.000 That's something we'll do in the future.
00:08:09.000 We'll be doing more Change My Minds.
00:08:11.000 It really is terms matter.
00:08:13.000 You need to have terms and conditions before you start.
00:08:16.000 And that is why today, Nope!
00:08:18.000 We're going to cut it off of the past as it relates to gun control.
00:08:21.000 I want to know what you think is the most egregious gun control measure.
00:08:23.000 We've covered it a few times in the past, but a lot of people need a bit of a refresher.
00:08:28.000 Let's look really quickly, before we move on to the Colorado shooting, let's look at CNN and see how they're covering it.
00:08:34.000 Even though Chuck Schumer, the majority leader of the Senate, just said on the Senate floor that he would try and that this Senate would address the issue of gun violence, but how exactly that is addressed remains to be seen.
00:08:46.000 One Senator, a Wyoming freshman, Cynthia Lummis, I just asked her whether or not her opposition to expanding background checks has changed in any way.
00:08:55.000 She said that her view is that expanding background checks would be, quote, an erosion, that it would chip away on Second Amendment rights.
00:09:02.000 And that is a view shared by many Republicans in the Senate.
00:09:07.000 So even though the Democrats plan to push ahead, even though they're pointing to this
00:09:10.000 massacre after another and saying that something needs to be done, now the maps...
00:09:15.000 Okay, two things.
00:09:16.000 Let's just...
00:09:17.000 I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
00:09:18.000 I don't want to be another statistic where I stick a gun in my mouth.
00:09:23.000 Okay?
00:09:24.000 That's why, if I watch CNN too much, if I take myself out, it'll be a bottle of pills, I'll hang myself razor blades, just so that I don't give Anderson Cooper the satisfaction.
00:09:32.000 I just don't want to make a mess.
00:09:34.000 Well, listen, at that point, I don't know, pills?
00:09:36.000 But you're probably going to vomit.
00:09:37.000 Oh, I've thought about it, though.
00:09:38.000 You ruin that hotel, then your family's got to pay for it.
00:09:41.000 Yeah.
00:09:41.000 You go just straight.
00:09:43.000 Pills are a mess, though.
00:09:44.000 Just take the pills and throw yourself off a rail in the Ozarks.
00:09:46.000 That's better.
00:09:47.000 That's probably the way to do it.
00:09:48.000 So, first thing, who here owns a firearm?
00:09:51.000 Okay?
00:09:51.000 Everyone here owns a firearm.
00:09:52.000 Let me ask, and you watching, do you own a firearm?
00:09:56.000 Okay, for those who are BlazeChat members.
00:09:59.000 When you bought a firearm, what'd they do?
00:10:01.000 They basically said, here, take it, run away.
00:10:03.000 No, I had a background check.
00:10:04.000 They tried to confirm who I was.
00:10:06.000 Show the ID, make sure everything's correct.
00:10:08.000 What about you?
00:10:08.000 Uh, I bought it off a paper bag off a guy named E-Ray.
00:10:11.000 Oh!
00:10:12.000 Which really, the paper bag was just for display purposes.
00:10:14.000 Right.
00:10:15.000 He seemed very legit.
00:10:17.000 Yes.
00:10:17.000 He was very, he was compassionate.
00:10:19.000 He was.
00:10:20.000 He's like the Dr. Kevorkian of selling Saturday Night Specials.
00:10:22.000 But when you purchased it.
00:10:23.000 Honestly, yeah.
00:10:25.000 Actually, they had to take my information and they called me a couple days later to pick it up.
00:10:29.000 This is in New York?
00:10:30.000 Detroit.
00:10:31.000 Really?
00:10:31.000 Michigan, yeah.
00:10:32.000 There's a waiting period.
00:10:33.000 There is a waiting period.
00:10:33.000 Well, that's ridiculous.
00:10:34.000 So when they say background checks, they say most Republicans support background checks.
00:10:37.000 Sure.
00:10:38.000 They already exist.
00:10:39.000 They already exist.
00:10:40.000 There isn't a loophole.
00:10:41.000 There are already background checks.
00:10:42.000 And that's why we started that gift a gun hashtag a while ago because All that is needed for someone to understand that CNN is full of bullshit, that they are lying to you, is to have ever purchased one firearm legally.
00:10:54.000 Whatever.
00:10:54.000 Now you can say there's an online loophole, meaning that some people buy firearms illegally.
00:10:58.000 That's not a loophole!
00:10:58.000 That's a little breaking the law!
00:11:00.000 Illegal.
00:11:02.000 And we'll get to what the HR 127 is proposing exactly so you understand what they mean by this.
00:11:07.000 And truth be told, they don't know what they mean.
00:11:09.000 They say military-style weapons and they don't even know what it means.
00:11:11.000 So we need to know what it means.
00:11:13.000 But every single person here has purchased firearms.
00:11:16.000 I have many firearms, always within reach.
00:11:18.000 And every single one.
00:11:20.000 Background check.
00:11:21.000 Yeah.
00:11:21.000 Yep.
00:11:22.000 There is no way to get one without- So here's what we know about the Colorado- Well, there are ways to get it.
00:11:27.000 Yes.
00:11:28.000 Legally.
00:11:28.000 Well, yes, but- Legally.
00:11:29.000 Oh.
00:11:30.000 No, illegally.
00:11:30.000 But I'm just saying, you can illegally obtain them.
00:11:33.000 Of course!
00:11:34.000 Yes, criminals are gonna criminal!
00:11:36.000 But I don't know how an expanded background check is gonna stop that.
00:11:39.000 Right.
00:11:41.000 If it starts where they go, hey, we should check some people out.
00:11:44.000 Like, damn, I was gonna get a gun and rob some people, but I can't.
00:11:47.000 Hold on, let me get my iPad, I swear it's not working today.
00:11:54.000 Welcome to the Crip Registry.
00:11:58.000 We will break a lot of laws.
00:11:59.000 Like the DMV.
00:12:01.000 Hey, I told y'all sorry white ass before, pull a ticket.
00:12:06.000 So what happened?
00:12:06.000 Here's exactly what we know.
00:12:07.000 Ten people were killed, including one police officer, 51-year-old Eric Talley.
00:12:12.000 Horrible.
00:12:12.000 It's a little tragic.
00:12:13.000 I want to be clear.
00:12:14.000 Let's roll some B-roll here.
00:12:15.000 The police escorted the suspect from the scene.
00:12:17.000 At the time of this show, we don't know his name, but of course he's white, and so the media is talking about mass shooters being white because they see everything through the prism of race.
00:12:26.000 The shooting occurred at King Super's supermarket at roughly 2.30.
00:12:30.000 I didn't even know King Super's 2.00 was a thing.
00:12:35.000 Yeah, I think the super supermarket didn't help.
00:12:37.000 Yeah.
00:12:38.000 I would just avoid shopping at shops that have names that are spelled wrong.
00:12:43.000 As a general rule.
00:12:44.000 Or use super twice, regardless of spelling.
00:12:46.000 That's true.
00:12:47.000 Or if it's like cool with a K. Yeah, I don't like that.
00:12:50.000 You're probably getting shot!
00:12:51.000 Unless it's cigarettes, because then it's pretty cool.
00:12:53.000 Am I right, guys?
00:12:54.000 Talk about branding!
00:12:56.000 We know that this Arsenio Hall audience won't be purchasing Chesterfields.
00:13:01.000 Cool with a K!
00:13:03.000 Ha ha!
00:13:03.000 That's my shit!
00:13:04.000 I smoked Newport's for many, many years.
00:13:06.000 Really?
00:13:07.000 Newport's?
00:13:07.000 I don't even know if they still make them.
00:13:09.000 Oh, they do.
00:13:09.000 Well, Chesterfield's were doctor-recommended number one, so that's what I'm going to call them.
00:13:12.000 They have a nice smooth pull.
00:13:14.000 Oh, very nice.
00:13:15.000 One out of nine, no, eight out of nine doctors recommend them.
00:13:19.000 I thank them from the bottom of my clawed heart.
00:13:22.000 So this is something now.
00:13:24.000 Now let's go through the claims that are being made.
00:13:25.000 This is really important that we get through these here.
00:13:29.000 One of the claims that is, I guess you would say, most consistent, and this happens with all shootings, but right now as they're saying, well, this happened in Colorado specifically because they didn't enforce what you've heard of.
00:13:39.000 And again, the terms matter because people go assault weapons.
00:13:42.000 Oh, that sounds scary.
00:13:43.000 Yeah.
00:13:43.000 I saw Cobra.
00:13:46.000 I know, that's bad, right?
00:13:48.000 That must be a bazooka.
00:13:49.000 Cobra is bad.
00:13:50.000 Cobra is bad, but it's wonderful.
00:13:51.000 But he didn't use the cell weapon.
00:13:53.000 He used a 1911.
00:13:54.000 So they say this shooting occurred because the assault weapons ban wasn't enforced.
00:13:59.000 Don't take my word for it.
00:14:00.000 Can you tell me about why you're here and why you're outside?
00:14:03.000 I got the call from my daughter that my grandchildren and my son-in-law walked into the pharmacy for him to get a COVID-19 shot.
00:14:12.000 And the shooter came in, shot the woman in front of them.
00:14:16.000 They had ran upstairs or hiding in a coat closet for the last hour.
00:14:21.000 And this put in a big pitch for gun control.
00:14:26.000 Well, you did get a shot.
00:14:28.000 Well, didn't you expect him to answer with... Did you expect him to answer with a... Well, listen, I'm just asking questions.
00:14:34.000 I want to know the facts about what's going on with the shooting.
00:14:37.000 I think that this is the result of fluoride in your tap!
00:14:41.000 He does definitely have Ventura hair.
00:14:43.000 He has Ventura, that riffraff hairdo.
00:14:44.000 A little wispy hair.
00:14:46.000 So here's the deal.
00:14:48.000 There is nothing to tell us that an AR- when people say assault weapons ban, they think AR-15.
00:14:53.000 AR-15 does not stand for assault rifle, by the way.
00:14:55.000 It stands for ArmaLite.
00:14:57.000 Would have had any impact on this.
00:14:58.000 So, let's be really clear about this.
00:15:00.000 Let's go through some statistics.
00:15:01.000 A lot of people think AR-15s, that's a scary black rifle.
00:15:04.000 That's the rifle that was used here.
00:15:05.000 Assault weapons ban is going to make a dent in mass shootings.
00:15:08.000 According to the New York Times, weapons used in mass shootings, 11 out of 19 didn't use any kind of a rifle at all.
00:15:15.000 Let alone an AR-15.
00:15:15.000 A rifle of any sort, we've talked about this, handguns are used 19 times.
00:15:22.000 As many.
00:15:22.000 As far as kills in this country.
00:15:24.000 As far as murders.
00:15:25.000 All rifles put together.
00:15:27.000 So 19 times more likely to be shot by a handgun than by a rifle.
00:15:31.000 11 out of 19 mass shootings didn't involve a rifle at all.
00:15:35.000 I can remind you of Virginia Tech.
00:15:36.000 That was all with handguns.
00:15:39.000 And then, by the way, according to FBI statistics, you're four times more likely to die from being knifed to death than by being shot by a rifle.
00:15:48.000 A little bit higher if you're in your city con's municipality.
00:15:51.000 Or in the UK.
00:15:52.000 Same thing.
00:15:53.000 He's the mayor of London.
00:15:55.000 Or if you piss off my friend Johnny Knife.
00:15:58.000 You know, it's almost not fair.
00:16:02.000 No.
00:16:03.000 But if you upset him, you're gonna die by knife.
00:16:06.000 That's my thing.
00:16:07.000 That's what I do.
00:16:08.000 Sometimes I'm like, you know what?
00:16:09.000 He's having his midlife crisis with a therapist.
00:16:11.000 I was thinking, maybe I could be like Johnny Knife and, you know, Sock Full of Quarters.
00:16:18.000 Or maybe Johnny Knife and Revolver.
00:16:20.000 Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:21.000 We've made some progress.
00:16:22.000 Some real headway here.
00:16:23.000 It's Johnny Knife and nothing else for you.
00:16:25.000 Okay, Doc.
00:16:26.000 Joey's sock in a lock.
00:16:30.000 Joey's sock in a lock.
00:16:31.000 Lock in a sock.
00:16:32.000 I have dyslexia today.
00:16:35.000 You punk.
00:16:36.000 I'm John Knife.
00:16:37.000 Guess what's gonna happen next.
00:16:38.000 You get knifed.
00:16:39.000 You're gonna meet Jesus from my knife.
00:16:42.000 Joey Swords.
00:16:45.000 He buys a lot of stuff off infomercials.
00:16:47.000 Joey Katana!
00:16:48.000 And over here, this is Tommy Reverse Mortgage.
00:16:51.000 We just keep him around for sound financial advice, okay?
00:16:54.000 You just wish you were dead.
00:16:56.000 This is Johnny who'll flatten one of your tires so you can't go nowhere.
00:17:00.000 Right, and then this guy's gonna wear you down about doing a reverse mortgage.
00:17:04.000 By the end of it, it's gonna make sense.
00:17:07.000 Hey!
00:17:08.000 You're done.
00:17:09.000 This is something else that they're claiming.
00:17:12.000 That this, of course, right now, they're running with this narrative because we saw the guy who looks like a fine upstanding citizen, but you notice there's a lack of melanin, or as Nick Cannon and Cardi B say, lack of soul.
00:17:22.000 They say melanin is soul.
00:17:24.000 It's all in the melanin.
00:17:26.000 They believe that black people have souls and white people don't.
00:17:29.000 Some of these black supremacists.
00:17:30.000 Nick Cannon, of course, is included.
00:17:31.000 Am I the only one who agrees?
00:17:33.000 Well, we're talking about soul as far as dancing.
00:17:36.000 It's not all Otis and the Knights or whatever that band was.
00:17:40.000 Lattice Knight and the Pips?
00:17:42.000 No, Animal House.
00:17:43.000 Oh, you're talking about Animal House.
00:17:44.000 Otis, mind if we dance with your dates?
00:17:47.000 Otis, my man!
00:17:48.000 My man!
00:17:49.000 Brought it for you!
00:17:50.000 So this is another myth that they are now parroting.
00:17:53.000 This is another example of white men disproportionately committing mass shootings.
00:17:58.000 Don't take my word for it.
00:18:00.000 Biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right.
00:18:07.000 Most of these shooters are young white men.
00:18:11.000 And these four young men have something in common.
00:18:13.000 They wanted to kill lots of people.
00:18:16.000 They wanted to commit mass murders.
00:18:18.000 And they were angry young white men.
00:18:21.000 Well, first of all, I just think it's very interesting that we're talking about racially profiling In the context of mass shootings, the vast majority of people who are doing the mass shootings in America are not Muslims at all.
00:18:32.000 Young white men.
00:18:33.000 So, exactly, young white men.
00:18:35.000 Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
00:18:37.000 So let me walk you through why.
00:18:38.000 And by the way, can we just be clear about something too?
00:18:40.000 When people say, hey, why is he being escorted and the other guy was shot?
00:18:44.000 That's because he's white.
00:18:45.000 No, no, look, look.
00:18:46.000 The purpose for a police officer to shoot somebody is to remove the threat.
00:18:50.000 Okay, so there's a huge difference, and most of these cases, including black and white, when they aren't shot on the spot, is because they are not waving their gun around.
00:18:57.000 They've surrendered their firearm.
00:18:58.000 Do you understand that regardless of race, there's a huge difference between a gang shooting melee, or a man saying, you'll never take me alive, and a guy behind a door with a cop saying, come up with your hands up, alright, here, I'm sliding out the weapon, I'm coming out with my hands up.
00:19:13.000 There's a huge difference.
00:19:14.000 To try and say it's exclusively due to race is dishonest, and again, it breeds more racism.
00:19:20.000 Those chickens have come home to roost right now with over 80% of all violent attacks on Asians being carried out by black Americans.
00:19:28.000 Because you've divided and conquered with affirmative action, with the idea of gun crime, with the idea of poverty rates, with the idea of people who are taking their jobs.
00:19:35.000 This is what the left has done.
00:19:37.000 You will breed more racism here if you convince young black And this is what the left does with statistics.
00:19:43.000 They basically give you kind of a sliver of something true, but it doesn't tell the story, it doesn't help explain what's going on, and it's not useful in solving the problem, and it's a lie.
00:19:52.000 You're being generous with a sliver.
00:19:52.000 That's not true.
00:19:53.000 That's not true.
00:19:54.000 And this is what the left does with statistics.
00:19:57.000 They basically give you kind of a sliver of something true.
00:20:00.000 But it doesn't tell the story.
00:20:01.000 It doesn't help explain what's going on.
00:20:02.000 And it's not useful in solving the problem.
00:20:05.000 And it's a lie.
00:20:06.000 You're being generous with a sliver.
00:20:07.000 They give you a crumb too small for a mouse.
00:20:10.000 That's true.
00:20:11.000 Okay.
00:20:12.000 Well, that's true.
00:20:13.000 Okay, honest question.
00:20:15.000 So let's say you have... There are a lot of angry white guys who shoot places up.
00:20:20.000 Let's just... And I would assume that there'll be more of it when you decide to destroy the economy and lock them in their house for months on end.
00:20:25.000 You're telling me!
00:20:26.000 Remove their jobs and their businesses.
00:20:28.000 But there certainly is an epidemic of that with a lot of people, whatever.
00:20:34.000 Why are they saying it's a mass shooting?
00:20:36.000 Is it just, are you saying that the, in black communities, you're saying those are mass shootings?
00:20:41.000 Is that the argument?
00:20:42.000 So here's what the statistics matter, because they will use one set of statistics when making one argument from the left.
00:20:48.000 And they'll use another statistic and another argument.
00:20:49.000 So let me give you an example.
00:20:50.000 Right now they will say, look, the vast majority of mass shootings are from white males, right?
00:20:55.000 But here's the thing.
00:20:56.000 What they do, and I actually have this right now from Mother Jones, this is the one that's been circulated, that includes that 60% of shooters are white males.
00:21:03.000 By the way, in 2015 it was 70-something percent.
00:21:05.000 So the Black Lives Matter riots have changed that statistic single-handedly.
00:21:08.000 That includes all Middle Eastern people, North Africans as white, and it completely excludes gang crimes.
00:21:14.000 Now, why does that matter?
00:21:15.000 Because mass shootings are defined as four people killed or more.
00:21:18.000 Now, when these same people say, we have more mass shootings than any other country, which is a lie, they include the totality, which is gang crimes, which make up the huge majority of mass shootings.
00:21:28.000 So they want one set of statistics, mostly white people, but you excluded gang crime
00:21:32.000 and you included Middle Eastern people as well as people from Egypt, Libya, Algeria,
00:21:38.000 Morocco. I've seen true romance.
00:21:42.000 Well, and Dave, it's not precise, right? So it's like, it's kind of like saying that I'm in the
00:21:46.000 top 1% of athletes in the United States. It's probably not too, too far off.
00:21:50.000 Hey, congratulations.
00:21:51.000 That's pretty good.
00:21:52.000 Here's the thing. You're trying to evaluate me to see if I can play in the NFL. That doesn't
00:21:55.000 really tell you anything. You need to go drill down. How about in college? Okay, now how about
00:21:59.000 compared to people in the NFL? The stat matters only if it's relevant and useful. And it's not
00:22:03.000 useful to say, well, white men are committing more of these crimes than anybody else. Okay,
00:22:07.000 well, what percentage of the population are they? What other factors are there so that we can kind
00:22:11.000 That's a horrible analogy, you boastful mick.
00:22:14.000 It is.
00:22:15.000 What a... Notre Dame, we get it.
00:22:17.000 So, Mother Jones, right, they follow the FBI definition for mass shootings.
00:22:21.000 It excludes gang violence or drug violence, right?
00:22:25.000 I wonder why.
00:22:26.000 And then, here's the thing.
00:22:27.000 Since 1982, there have been exactly 122 mass shootings, right?
00:22:33.000 That, again, excludes gang violence from other Jones.
00:22:35.000 It's the point though that the gang violence is more we get the idea of it, we know it's
00:22:41.000 involved and they're saying that the white shooter is sort of, you don't know the motivation.
00:22:46.000 They can say that but you don't necessarily know.
00:22:48.000 Because gang violence, unfortunately there's a lot of collateral damage and that's why
00:22:51.000 they decided to include those in mass shootings.
00:22:54.000 The idea that gang violence only affects those in the gangs is untrue.
00:22:57.000 It destroys integrity.
00:22:58.000 Despite what Killer Mike tries to say, even though I'm a fan of Run the Jewels, gang violence makes up 75% to 85% of homicides in inner cities like Chicago.
00:23:07.000 Nationally, 35% of gang members are black, 46% Latino.
00:23:12.000 Just to be clear, since the beginning of 2021, there have already been 527 shootings in Chicago.
00:23:18.000 527 shootings in Chicago.
00:23:20.000 That means that about 420 of those shootings were due to gangs.
00:23:24.000 Four times as many mass shootings.
00:23:26.000 I'm just happy to hear it's getting nicer.
00:23:29.000 By the way, let's lock everybody down, let's shut down their businesses, let's remove their ability to feed their families, let's create a mental health epidemic like we've never seen in this country, and then what we do is remove guns from people who need to protect themselves from all the other crazy people who've gone stir-crazy, who have cabin fever.
00:23:46.000 This is a powder keg, and you guys just want to remove firearms from people who can't afford security details.
00:23:52.000 Yeah, and it's worse than that.
00:23:54.000 You're vilifying or, you know, making the villain out of every single white person in the country right now, either because you're a Second Amendment advocate, right?
00:24:01.000 You own a firearm and you think people should be able to own firearms, or you're a racist just because you're white, right?
00:24:06.000 You have inherent racism in you, and so you're making these people out to be the bad guys.
00:24:10.000 And I think, Dave, the point that we're making here is that, yes, there are white people that end up doing very bad things, and we have to get a handle on why people do what they do so that we can stop it in the future, right?
00:24:20.000 But if you only focus on this one part of the problem that isn't making up the vast majority of the problem statistically, you're missing out on the Chicago's.
00:24:27.000 You're missing out on gang violence.
00:24:28.000 Here's the thing.
00:24:29.000 Let's even remove race from it, right?
00:24:31.000 Again, I hate that we have to do this.
00:24:32.000 That's because that's immediately the narrative that the media runs with.
00:24:35.000 Do you know what is the single most consistent, what congruent statistic with these mass shooters?
00:24:40.000 Like, what do you think they all have in common?
00:24:42.000 Bullets.
00:24:43.000 That as well.
00:24:44.000 Some.
00:24:45.000 Look, I'm just here for comedy.
00:24:47.000 I'm trying to ask honest questions and also make jokes.
00:24:51.000 But do you know what it is?
00:24:52.000 Most of them don't have a dad.
00:24:54.000 Before 2020, I think it was something like 38 of the 39, we had those statistics.
00:24:59.000 It's the vast, it's 90 something percent of them don't have a father, come from a broken household.
00:25:03.000 Go watch, my wife and I were watching, what is it, I Am a Murderer, or is it The Confessions of a Murderer, where it's each episode is a murderer confessing.
00:25:12.000 Every single one, Well, you know, I was jumping around foster families, and then I finally found my dad adopted me, but he raped me until I was 12, and so, you know, after that I had like four relatively good years.
00:25:24.000 And they're talking about this, and there's another guy saying, you know, my dad walked out on me, and I had to sell drugs to make a living.
00:25:30.000 And then, for some reason, the left thinks that adding, I don't know, two, three, let's add $4,000 per pupil spending and public schools will fix that problem.
00:25:38.000 Well, simultaneously, actively destroying the fiber of this country, the nuclear
00:25:45.000 family, a mother, a father, and children and incentivizing a mother and a father to stay
00:25:49.000 together.
00:25:50.000 They've actually incentivized people to not get married and get divorced.
00:25:53.000 And it is overwhelming.
00:25:54.000 If you're going to look for a correlation, it's not...
00:25:57.000 Race doesn't come out as strongly, right?
00:25:59.000 Socio-economic status doesn't correlate as strongly.
00:26:02.000 Not having a father is the single greatest statistic that we have.
00:26:06.000 It's also the single greatest indicator as to whether you finish school, whether you have behavioral problems, whether you go to college, whether you run a business, whether you get married, whether you're in an abusive relationship yourself.
00:26:16.000 This is, but we entirely ignore it.
00:26:18.000 Let's go really quickly to this on this, this, uh, this, uh, guy talking who, uh, Mr. Potato Head.
00:26:26.000 As he lost his life in the line of duty.
00:26:29.000 He was heroically trying to save others.
00:26:33.000 The state of Colorado has 35 people from the Colorado Bureau of Investigations and state troopers assisting the investigation since yesterday.
00:26:42.000 We've offered to help with victim services as well.
00:26:45.000 Alright, well guys, let's have the control room keep an eye on it and let me know if anything new happens.
00:26:49.000 Because again, we're broadcasting this live as information is coming out, so I do want to provide you with what we do have.
00:26:54.000 But doesn't this become about race?
00:26:56.000 Where, when you look at it immediately, if there is a shooter of color, all of a sudden it does break down to, okay, this is the reason why.
00:27:04.000 These are the reasons why.
00:27:05.000 This is why it's almost acceptable or forgiven or whatever it might be.
00:27:09.000 And then if the shooter's white, which, I don't know, that guy could be Arab.
00:27:13.000 And his leg was red.
00:27:14.000 I don't know if he was shot.
00:27:16.000 Could have been a little bit Nathan Phillips.
00:27:18.000 Yeah, but all of a sudden it just breaks down to, well, it's obviously homegrown terrorism, some level of racism.
00:27:24.000 That's the problem, is that we look through everything with this prism of race.
00:27:28.000 It should be mass shooting.
00:27:30.000 Did he specifically only shoot black people?
00:27:32.000 Do we know that?
00:27:33.000 No.
00:27:33.000 Okay, we don't know that.
00:27:34.000 And they also didn't specifically only shoot Asian people.
00:27:36.000 So we know that.
00:27:38.000 So I just want to be clear, when people say, yeah, race, here's the thing, and I think you're right.
00:27:42.000 Look, I think with gang violence, often the motive is pretty clear.
00:27:46.000 Now, when we say terrorism, for example, if it's a brown person, it's because they have a mission statement that says, I'm doing this to bring glory to Allah.
00:27:51.000 That is terrorism.
00:27:52.000 It's usually a manifesto.
00:27:53.000 Right.
00:27:53.000 When you read a written statement from a white guy who says, peanut butter on bread, and my phone is talking to me, like, well, maybe this guy isn't an international terrorist.
00:28:01.000 Maybe he's just a dummy.
00:28:02.000 It does motive, in that case, is what determines whether it's homegrown terrorism or not.
00:28:07.000 And right now, of course, they want to set the narrative that homegrown white terrorism is a greater threat than people who are burning down cities right now.
00:28:14.000 In the name of what is effectively a terrorist organization.
00:28:17.000 If you look at the Black Lives Matter charter, it is to destroy all systems in place that exist right now in American institutions.
00:28:24.000 That's in their charter.
00:28:24.000 It is the destruction of the nuclear family.
00:28:27.000 That's in the charter of Black Lives Matter.
00:28:29.000 If you had that from a white person, they'd read that and be like, oh my gosh, look at this guy.
00:28:33.000 Look at this homegrown terrorist, the destruction of the nuclear family.
00:28:36.000 This guy must hate anyone who's not white.
00:28:38.000 But for some reason we give it a pass with Black Lives Matter, we give it a pass with Antifa.
00:28:42.000 We don't know what's going on with this guy.
00:28:44.000 If this guy said, hey, I want to go out and kill as many black people as possible because I'm a racist, and he just held the map upside down so it didn't result in any kind of success for him because he didn't shoot only black people, I'll be the first person to say, hey, This guy's a racist terrorist.
00:28:58.000 But we don't know that yet, and statistically, we know that it's not the same kind of problem.
00:29:03.000 And it certainly is not the kind of problem that affects black Americans throughout this country in inner cities.
00:29:09.000 Black children right now are far more likely, and black adults, to be shot by other black Americans.
00:29:17.000 Not mass shooters who are white.
00:29:18.000 Well, I think we also have to look at the shutdown, too, where there's two different levels of that, where in a lot of black communities, everything's been taken from you.
00:29:26.000 Now you're turning to drugs.
00:29:27.000 Not that they weren't there before, but I think you're going to get more than before.
00:29:30.000 Now you also have this white area where a lot of people think they have to strive to be so successful.
00:29:35.000 Everything's taken away from them.
00:29:37.000 They feel useless, which then can either make you suicidal or a killer.
00:29:40.000 So I think a lot of this stuff does breed from over the last year.
00:29:43.000 Not that shootings are a new thing. No. But I do think that a lot of what's happened in the last
00:29:48.000 year has caused people to lose their mind and go in a direction that is sometimes more commonplace
00:29:53.000 per group. Well, that's the thing. The left only cares about mental health when they can use it
00:29:57.000 for a background check, because if you've ever taken his annex, you can't purchase a firearm.
00:30:00.000 You now lost your right to self-preservation. That's what the left does. Right now, we know,
00:30:04.000 statistically, we have the biggest mental health epidemic that has ever happened in this country
00:30:08.000 because we've locked people down and removed their... And by the way, for a lot of you,
00:30:12.000 you that's your own fault.
00:30:13.000 If you've stayed home and not actually hugged your family members, shame on you.
00:30:17.000 Shame on you.
00:30:18.000 Shame on you if you've quarantined your children and sequestered them away from you.
00:30:22.000 That's you living in fear and deciding that you're going to let your children pay the bill, okay?
00:30:26.000 This all has to stop now.
00:30:28.000 We know where it leads.
00:30:31.000 You're a mother.
00:30:32.000 You're a father.
00:30:33.000 You're a son.
00:30:33.000 You're a daughter.
00:30:34.000 You're a member of the community.
00:30:35.000 Stop locking yourself in your house and only going out double-masking so that you can go to super-super, whatever it is.
00:30:42.000 In which case, we know that this doesn't end well.
00:30:43.000 What were you going to say?
00:30:44.000 No, I was going to say Dave just did more analysis than CNN ever does with a shooting like this.
00:30:48.000 Because Dave is trying to get to the root of the problem so that Dave can help solve the problem.
00:30:51.000 CNN is trying to make sure that people push a narrative so that guns get taken away from the scary white man.
00:30:57.000 Yes.
00:30:57.000 Well, listen, you're tall, and you played at Notre Dame, so people are right to be fearful.
00:31:01.000 And I'm short.
00:31:02.000 Well, you know, shorter ones are crazier.
00:31:04.000 I posed for Notre Dame.
00:31:06.000 You're just like a little bull terrier.
00:31:07.000 That's what happens.
00:31:08.000 The shorter ones have to do crazier stuff.
00:31:10.000 It's like ironic name.
00:31:11.000 Like, ah, yeah, that's Big Davey.
00:31:14.000 Yeah, but he's small.
00:31:15.000 But he does big things!
00:31:17.000 That's what they always say about me.
00:31:18.000 More so than Johnny Knife.
00:31:20.000 Johnny Knife is terrified of Big Davey.
00:31:23.000 Johnny Knife will cut anybody but Big Dave.
00:31:25.000 He's huge.
00:31:26.000 Cause he knows that Big Davey's gonna come back hard.
00:31:29.000 Let's see what this guy is saying right now.
00:31:31.000 The guy who tries to fake talk like Obama on scene.
00:31:33.000 And this guy who sits there and he talks like this.
00:31:35.000 Watch, watch, watch.
00:31:35.000 He's faking it.
00:31:36.000 Pick up groceries.
00:31:38.000 To buy eggs.
00:31:40.000 Some of them to get a COVID vaccine.
00:31:43.000 And in a mere instant, Our community was upturned by a senseless act of violence.
00:31:51.000 This year as Coloradans, we've faced a lot of challenges.
00:31:56.000 Self-imposed.
00:31:57.000 Well, you imposed.
00:31:59.000 Due to COVID, of loss and of loneliness.
00:32:02.000 I saw him do the Carlton at a party once.
00:32:04.000 Yes.
00:32:05.000 And he always complained, Dad, you keep on treating me like I'm a little kid!
00:32:09.000 Routine activities.
00:32:12.000 That we've continued to engage in as Coloradans and as Americans.
00:32:16.000 It's hard to describe what it means for this safe place.
00:32:22.000 To see a horrible tragedy like this unfold.
00:32:24.000 Now, once upon a time in the United States of America, he would just talk about the tragedy and what we can do to help those members.
00:32:30.000 Let's see how long.
00:32:31.000 Can we put on a timer to see how long it takes before he gets to the gun control narrative?
00:32:34.000 I didn't plan on doing this today with this show, and I'm sure the previous guy did.
00:32:38.000 I'm willing to bet it's coming here in the next two minutes.
00:32:40.000 And how long has he been speaking?
00:32:41.000 So, everyone, you can watch along with me.
00:32:43.000 Place your bets.
00:32:43.000 Alright, let's see.
00:32:45.000 In our movie theaters, and in our communities, we need to see a change.
00:32:51.000 Because we have lost far too many lives.
00:32:52.000 You mean you need to let people leave their houses?
00:32:54.000 Is that what he's doing?
00:32:54.000 As I said, I've lived in Boulder County for many years.
00:32:57.000 And one thing I am sure of is this.
00:33:00.000 Our community is strong.
00:33:02.000 It is kind.
00:33:04.000 It is compassionate.
00:33:05.000 And it is resilient.
00:33:08.000 And we will get through this.
00:33:10.000 Together.
00:33:11.000 As we comfort each other.
00:33:13.000 And as we begin the process of healing.
00:33:16.000 In the coming days and weeks and tough months ahead.
00:33:20.000 I'd now like to turn it over to the Mayor of Boulder, Sam Weaver.
00:33:24.000 What was the girl that was killed in Boulder?
00:33:25.000 I just mentioned change.
00:33:26.000 Applause.
00:33:27.000 Good for him.
00:33:28.000 I'm actually glad to hear that.
00:33:29.000 And who is this right now?
00:33:30.000 This is the mayor?
00:33:31.000 Mayor, yeah.
00:33:32.000 Is that the guy who, no, you want to see me naked?
00:33:33.000 What?
00:33:34.000 I'm a way to make it.
00:33:35.000 You want to see me naked?
00:33:36.000 I'm a way to make it.
00:33:37.000 Okay, whatever.
00:33:38.000 What was the girl that was killed in Boulder?
00:33:40.000 The little pageant girl.
00:33:42.000 Oh, that was, yeah, I don't remember.
00:33:44.000 I know what you're talking about.
00:33:45.000 I don't know why, I lived in Boulder briefly, but whenever I, they were like, yeah, she lived too.
00:33:49.000 JonBenet Ramsey?
00:33:51.000 JonBenet Ramsey?
00:33:52.000 I think that might be it.
00:33:53.000 The pineapple!
00:33:54.000 Pineapple in her stomach, what was that?
00:33:56.000 I should have brought that up.
00:33:57.000 I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:33:58.000 So let's go to another argument here, which is what you will hear, because they try to point to the AR-15, that the Second Amendment was only intended for muskets and well-regulated militias.
00:34:06.000 By the way, we've talked about this at great length, the security of a free people.
00:34:10.000 There's a comma.
00:34:12.000 Yeah.
00:34:13.000 Militia being necessary.
00:34:14.000 There's a comma there.
00:34:15.000 State was a secure state of free people.
00:34:17.000 Militia being necessary for free people, comma, the right to bear and keep arms shall not be infringed.
00:34:23.000 There's a comma.
00:34:24.000 And then George Mason was asked, who is a militia?
00:34:26.000 Why it is the entire people, of course.
00:34:28.000 This is something that was clarified, not only when you read it quite literally in the Constitution, but the corroborating founding documents.
00:34:35.000 This needs to be understood.
00:34:36.000 So they have tried to say it was only for militias, it was only for muskets.
00:34:39.000 This is another one too.
00:34:40.000 What's the militia?
00:34:41.000 It's the whole people.
00:34:42.000 You can find quote after quote after quote from the Founding Fathers.
00:34:44.000 It was only for muskets, right?
00:34:46.000 We hear that a lot.
00:34:47.000 Well, okay, look.
00:34:48.000 That would make sense if the only weapon around at that time were a musket.
00:34:53.000 Yeah.
00:34:53.000 Or particularly if the other firearms that existed that were maybe higher capacity, more rapid firing, the Founding Fathers didn't know about.
00:34:59.000 They had zero forethought.
00:35:01.000 Right.
00:35:01.000 Not only do they know about it, They actually expressly permitted and encouraged people to use them.
00:35:06.000 So what did we have?
00:35:07.000 We had the Pepperbox revolver with a Girandoni air rifle, right?
00:35:12.000 And then there's a letter from James Madison in 1787.
00:35:16.000 He wrote a letter of mark and reprisal to a private ship saying, hey look, I know we have the Second Amendment, but we have these pirates.
00:35:23.000 I don't want to get in trouble.
00:35:24.000 Are we allowed to have cannons in Jefferson?
00:35:26.000 Why do you feel you need to ask?
00:35:28.000 I am not your king!
00:35:30.000 Of course you can have cannons!
00:35:32.000 Have someone send me a sketch.
00:35:33.000 I would like to see that.
00:35:35.000 A cannon is at least a bazooka.
00:35:38.000 Yeah.
00:35:38.000 So when you have the Founding Fathers saying, well yeah, of course, the Second Amendment, it's so that you can defend yourself.
00:35:44.000 You have pirates, they have cannons, you have cannons.
00:35:46.000 You were actually meant to have firearms, you were actually meant to have armaments as effective as what the military had at that time.
00:35:53.000 Yeah.
00:35:54.000 But they weren't anti-ideas, and they weren't anti-new technology, so why is it even a conversation?
00:36:00.000 It's just a stupid point.
00:36:01.000 I mean, I hate to say it, it's just as blunt as I can put it.
00:36:05.000 It's like them saying the First Amendment only applies to the printing press.
00:36:08.000 Yeah, when you look at these shooters that are all isolated, it's always been a common thread regardless of who they were forced to this year or not.
00:36:14.000 Isolation, loneliness, sadness, depression tends to trigger people.
00:36:19.000 Yeah.
00:36:20.000 Yeah, and when we talk about this, we're not talking about, you know, fully automatic, you know, military weapons that they're talking about.
00:36:25.000 Like, oh, the AR-15.
00:36:26.000 I don't know why the AR-15 is so scary to people.
00:36:29.000 It's probably because they've never fired the gun before.
00:36:32.000 Unless you're a New York Times reporter, in which case you fire it and you soil yourself.
00:36:35.000 Yeah, you have PTSD, right?
00:36:37.000 But the whole goal... That's an actual story.
00:36:42.000 It was like the compression that took place.
00:36:44.000 Really?
00:36:45.000 My mother-in-law, who looks like Sally Field, mind you, in the osteoporosis commercials, right?
00:36:50.000 Current Sally Field.
00:36:51.000 I love her.
00:36:51.000 Adorable.
00:36:51.000 But she's a very slight lady.
00:36:53.000 She hit a bullseye at 100 yards with an AR-15 on the first try.
00:36:57.000 You know why?
00:36:58.000 Because an AR-15 is not that heavy, there's not that much recoil, and it's very easy for women to understand and operate.
00:37:04.000 What are you saying?
00:37:05.000 That women don't know firearms?
00:37:06.000 Uh, most of them.
00:37:07.000 Yes.
00:37:08.000 So what I'm saying is you need something simple.
00:37:10.000 That's why I have a 9mm handgun and a 9mm carbine rifle.
00:37:14.000 Why?
00:37:14.000 Because my wife is like, what goes where?
00:37:16.000 And she's just dropping bullets into the gun.
00:37:18.000 I don't know.
00:37:20.000 So she can grab a bucket of ammo and put them in any firearm in the house.
00:37:23.000 In our lake cottage, because we have bears, it's .357.
00:37:26.000 It's a carbine rifle and revolver so that it goes into every firearm because I don't, I don't, when I talk about this here and I want to encourage everybody out there to purchase a firearm, purchase a firearm legally, right?
00:37:37.000 Yeah.
00:37:38.000 Of course, get proficient in using that firearm so that you will know and be able to educate other people on these myths.
00:37:44.000 You need to know how to use a firearm.
00:37:46.000 You need to exercise your right or you're going to lose it.
00:37:49.000 And I would rather have 50 people out there.
00:37:51.000 I'd rather have 5,000 people with one firearm than one person with 50.
00:37:56.000 We need to get this beyond the realm of hobbyists who collect guns and everybody seeing a firearm as a tool in their household just like a hammer or a reciprocating saw.
00:38:05.000 Yeah.
00:38:06.000 Well, and by the way, this ship has sailed so long ago, right?
00:38:10.000 No pun intended, right?
00:38:11.000 So with the second amendment, right?
00:38:12.000 You've got people out there- I'm pretty sure that was intended.
00:38:14.000 And I'm pretty sure it wasn't a pun.
00:38:17.000 Well, you've got people out there that are following the law.
00:38:19.000 Okay.
00:38:19.000 So if you took guns away from all law abiding citizens today, how long would it be until you got all of them away from criminals?
00:38:26.000 And could you ever fully guarantee the criminals would never have weapons?
00:38:29.000 No, the answer is absolutely not.
00:38:30.000 And if you could, that would be a country that I wouldn't want to live in.
00:38:33.000 That would be a country that takes away every freedom you have just to make sure you can't have a firearm and can't protect yourself.
00:38:39.000 Right.
00:38:40.000 And there are far more defensive uses of firearms each time in this era.
00:38:44.000 The numbers are hard to know because a lot of the time people don't use the firearms.
00:38:47.000 They simply branch the weapon and it stops the situation from escalating.
00:38:51.000 When it's a home invasion, of course, you shouldn't be running around like a 70s Sim.
00:38:55.000 I defend my gun rights!
00:38:57.000 That scum loves raping that cat!
00:39:00.000 He's a character!
00:39:02.000 So, but I do encourage you to go purchase firearms.
00:39:06.000 And you have a firearm, but you said you have a .22.
00:39:08.000 I do.
00:39:09.000 That's a bad idea.
00:39:10.000 Well, let's not tell the world what I have.
00:39:13.000 I'm sorry.
00:39:14.000 Well, I have, yeah, I have stuff.
00:39:17.000 Look, and I say this because I'm not a collector.
00:39:22.000 Every firearm I have has a purpose, right?
00:39:24.000 And we all have several firearms.
00:39:26.000 You're actually newer to this, but that's a good thing because I want you to learn how to be safer than what kind of firearm is important.
00:39:34.000 I never shot a gun until I was in my 30s.
00:39:36.000 Right.
00:39:36.000 I never shot a gun until I was in my 20s because I was Canadian and the only person we ever knew who had a handgun was my ex-girlfriend's dad who had the magical closet of mystery where it was illegal.
00:39:46.000 It was like an old replica.
00:39:47.000 Don't go in there.
00:39:47.000 I'm pretty sure that bullet would have hit you sideways.
00:39:50.000 Yeah, I have a lot of friends who have that.
00:39:52.000 You know, if you want just militias to have guns, good luck.
00:39:55.000 Right.
00:39:56.000 But a .22, this is something a lot of people don't understand.
00:39:57.000 This is how tainted your view is from films.
00:39:59.000 Like, shoot to kill.
00:40:00.000 We saw Batman.
00:40:02.000 The original Batman.
00:40:03.000 But I hold the gun sideways.
00:40:05.000 Right, yeah.
00:40:06.000 To make sure that it can't recoil properly to chamber the next round.
00:40:10.000 And it's like, oh, now I'm getting raped.
00:40:13.000 But I looked cool before it.
00:40:14.000 So this is what's important for a lot of people who don't realize.
00:40:17.000 You think, I'll go out and I'll get a .22.
00:40:20.000 There is no shoot-to-kill, there's shoot-to-stop.
00:40:22.000 Okay?
00:40:23.000 Shoot-to-stop.
00:40:23.000 If someone is attacking you, right?
00:40:25.000 If you have a home invasion, you are looking for a firearm that you can fire most effectively that will stop the assailant before they continue to do damage.
00:40:33.000 Doesn't matter if you... Sure, more people are killed by .22s than any other caliber.
00:40:37.000 But that's because people may die an hour and a half later.
00:40:41.000 Maybe the next day, right in the ICU from internal bleeding.
00:40:44.000 But the fact is, you kind of just I don't understand.
00:40:45.000 with a .22 and your only chance is if you basically do kill the guy because
00:40:49.000 there isn't enough central nervous system shock. So buy a larger caliber.
00:40:53.000 Again the idea is to stop where you get a hollow point.
00:40:56.000 Pull it. This is something they talk about in film. I was watching, was it Designated
00:40:59.000 Survivor? Because thanks for the recommendation, dad. And right away there's a scene
00:41:05.000 where some guy gets sniped and they go, I don't understand. I already make that shot from
00:41:09.000 600 yards away. And that comes in. Detective! We've recovered the firearm.
00:41:14.000 What?
00:41:15.000 It was an AR-15, sir.
00:41:16.000 My God!
00:41:18.000 It's not possible!
00:41:19.000 How did they get the firearm?
00:41:20.000 They just assume that you're an idiot!
00:41:22.000 The goal is to have a caliber that hits someone and causes enough central nervous system shock, regardless of whether it hits the heart, right?
00:41:29.000 Maybe it hits the spleen, that they stop.
00:41:31.000 Your goal is not to kill, your goal is to stop, and that's why people talk about getting a caliber that you can fire effectively.
00:41:37.000 So let's get into HR 127, because all of these things that people don't know, they want you to believe that there's no background check for firearms.
00:41:43.000 There are background checks for firearms.
00:41:45.000 They want you to believe that certain calibers are only designed to kill more effectively.
00:41:48.000 There are more people killed with .22s than any other caliber.
00:41:50.000 It doesn't mean that it's more effective to stop a home invasion.
00:41:52.000 These things are not true.
00:41:53.000 But just to be clear, you think I should file the serial number off of my gun and sell it to a teenager and then get something bigger?
00:42:01.000 Yes, and I think that you should only handle it with saran wrap around it.
00:42:03.000 Perfect.
00:42:04.000 I just want to make sure I heard it all right.
00:42:06.000 To be safe, you should burn your fingernail.
00:42:07.000 Oh, I already have.
00:42:10.000 I have sliced them off with a razor so I can do my bit.
00:42:12.000 You're ahead of the game.
00:42:13.000 You live in Detroit, you're not necessarily going to have to make a trip to Plymouth.
00:42:17.000 I could throw the gun out and a guy would catch it.
00:42:21.000 I'd be like, I got five of these, though.
00:42:23.000 And when you need a new one, you can just yell, Olly Olly Oxen Free!
00:42:26.000 Oh, wow, that was okay.
00:42:28.000 Leave a gun, take a gun.
00:42:29.000 It's called Free Enterprise.
00:42:31.000 You got competition.
00:42:32.000 There's actually a fishbowl of, like, business cards.
00:42:35.000 Just full of guns, yeah.
00:42:37.000 I'm done with this one for now.
00:42:38.000 So this is H.R.
00:42:39.000 127, which is the bill, of course, that will be, this would be a national bill.
00:42:42.000 What would it do?
00:42:43.000 Well, they want a national database of everyone who's licensed to own a gun and buy ammunition.
00:42:46.000 If you're unlicensed, firearm owners face fines ranging from $75,000 to $150,000 in lengthy jail sentences.
00:42:53.000 Which, by the way, they've just turned an entire class of people, law-abiding American citizens, into criminals.
00:43:00.000 Yeah.
00:43:01.000 Think about that.
00:43:02.000 Yeah.
00:43:03.000 We're supposed to have a right to privacy because we don't want Facebook tracking what kind of soap we're looking up at Etsy afterward when we're off-site, but you don't have a problem with having to register with the federal government if you have a firearm, which, by the way, can be posted publicly.
00:43:17.000 That's happened.
00:43:17.000 They want there to be a map where people can know.
00:43:20.000 It's not in this bill, but they propose a map where people can know exactly where all the firearm owners are in their neighborhood.
00:43:25.000 It's like a neighborhood watch, only you take out all the neighborhood watch.
00:43:29.000 I love Etsy.
00:43:29.000 I bought Salt-N-Pepa pepper shakers.
00:43:31.000 Really?
00:43:32.000 For reals.
00:43:33.000 Did you push it good?
00:43:33.000 Yeah.
00:43:34.000 I seriously did buy those.
00:43:35.000 And people are like, is that Salt-N-Pepa?
00:43:37.000 I'm like, yeah.
00:43:38.000 You said that's appropriation.
00:43:40.000 Salt-N-Pepa it is.
00:43:40.000 And you should be ashamed of yourself.
00:43:42.000 I should not be.
00:43:42.000 They want a mandatory psychological evaluation of the gun buyer, all family members, including ex-spouses.
00:43:50.000 You're gonna get a rave review from your ex-wife who's fighting over custody.
00:43:54.000 An annual $800 gun insurance fee is required.
00:43:57.000 And this is something else that people... It just shows how disingenuous the left is with this, right?
00:44:02.000 What does this do?
00:44:04.000 This disenfranchises the poor.
00:44:06.000 They want to say that poor people can't get voter ID, which is effectively free, right?
00:44:11.000 They just want to do that to disenfranchise poor people.
00:44:13.000 They want to make sure that black people and Latinos don't vote voter ID.
00:44:17.000 Which is kind of racist, by the way, because it's not assuming they're poor, it's assuming they're stupid.
00:44:21.000 I don't believe that to be the case.
00:44:22.000 But what do you think happens if you have to register or you face this fine?
00:44:25.000 Or you have to pay a minimum of $800 of firearm insurance per year, which is more expensive than the firearm in most cases.
00:44:31.000 Look, poor people in Detroit, poor people in Take Your City, right?
00:44:36.000 White people in trailer parks.
00:44:38.000 People in Koreatown, people right now who are being victimized, right?
00:44:41.000 Asian Americans from hate crimes.
00:44:43.000 They can't afford the luxury of a full-on security detail.
00:44:46.000 AOC, Nancy Pelosi, the best shot they have is being able to exercise their Second Amendment rights.
00:44:52.000 That's why it's a great equalizer.
00:44:54.000 It's the right to self-preservation.
00:44:55.000 This bill, gun control, just makes poor people, the people in neighborhoods who are more likely to be the victim of gun violence to begin with, less safe.
00:45:06.000 Let's be really clear about that.
00:45:07.000 You don't care about disenfranchising poor people.
00:45:09.000 How much does it cost to get some kind of a government... I know a driver's license is like 15 bucks, something like that.
00:45:13.000 I don't know what it costs.
00:45:14.000 You can get some other form of government ID that I think doesn't cost you anything.
00:45:18.000 I don't know.
00:45:18.000 I know it's less than a recurring $800 fee if you want to make sure that you don't come home and your wife's no longer there and it ends up like ransom.
00:45:27.000 As a law-abiding citizen, is there any other product that I have to be treated like this with?
00:45:31.000 Like, any other product that I'm guaranteed the right to be able to purchase in our rights?
00:45:36.000 The closest thing I can think of is if you're 12 years old, guaranteed free condoms from the Punch Bowl at the Student Activities Coordinator.
00:45:46.000 Flavored.
00:45:47.000 For her pleasure, but really it's still your pleasure.
00:45:50.000 Hope you make responsible decisions, 12-year-olds!
00:45:53.000 We can't give you an Advil, but here's a French tickler.
00:45:56.000 Here's a dental dam.
00:45:57.000 I hope you like cherry.
00:46:00.000 It doesn't really taste like cherry.
00:46:02.000 It's more that medicinal flavor.
00:46:03.000 But you know what?
00:46:05.000 You'll be glad you had it.
00:46:06.000 As long as it's not the Cherry Poppin' Daddies.
00:46:08.000 Am I right?
00:46:09.000 What a terrible band.
00:46:11.000 That's a ska band.
00:46:11.000 Yeah, they're terrible.
00:46:12.000 I mean, they're great.
00:46:13.000 No offense.
00:46:14.000 I don't want any... I can't imagine the mountain of hate mail I'm about to get for insulting the Cherry Poppin' Daddies.
00:46:19.000 What are your thoughts on Real Big Fish?
00:46:21.000 Yeah.
00:46:22.000 I think we know my thoughts on Real Big Fish.
00:46:24.000 As far as ska bands go at the time, they weren't the worst, but you know.
00:46:28.000 They could have been.
00:46:28.000 You heard it.
00:46:29.000 Dave Lando hates Real Big Fish.
00:46:30.000 Tweet him.
00:46:30.000 Look, I loved Bloodhound Gang a little bit.
00:46:32.000 It was the early 90s.
00:46:34.000 I even tolerated Sugar Ray for a summer.
00:46:37.000 Really?
00:46:38.000 Well, I didn't like it.
00:46:39.000 I'm not a fan of... You tolerated it.
00:46:41.000 I tolerated it.
00:46:41.000 He does one heck of a job on Access Hollywood, though.
00:46:43.000 He really transitioned.
00:46:44.000 Here's something else that's in the bill right here.
00:46:46.000 I don't know if we have this language.
00:46:46.000 Multi-talented.
00:46:47.000 There's an additional license to own and possess, this is the bill, a military-style weapon.
00:46:53.000 Ah.
00:46:53.000 What does that mean?
00:46:53.000 That's all it says.
00:46:57.000 Does that mean one of the most popular handguns being sold in America today, the Sig P320, because it just won, I believe it was the Army Trials, or I don't know if it was the Marine Trials.
00:47:05.000 They all have some variant to that.
00:47:06.000 That's a military-style weapon.
00:47:08.000 What about a Ka-Bar?
00:47:09.000 A knife?
00:47:10.000 I thought they were talking about the AR-15, since it's similar to the M16.
00:47:13.000 It's not the same gun.
00:47:14.000 Style!
00:47:15.000 Interesting that you bring that up.
00:47:16.000 You know what else is not a military-style weapon?
00:47:19.000 AR-15!
00:47:19.000 It is not used anywhere in the military.
00:47:22.000 That is an M16.
00:47:23.000 People go, oh, isn't it?
00:47:25.000 No, just because it looks the same doesn't mean it's the same at all.
00:47:27.000 An M16 is a rifle with burst fire.
00:47:29.000 One, three shots are fully automatic.
00:47:32.000 It, where is it, an AR-15 is a civilian version with semi-automatic fire.
00:47:36.000 And that sounds really scary to people.
00:47:37.000 Semi-automatic?
00:47:37.000 If you have any gun that isn't a bolt-action or pump shotgun, one trigger pull, one round.
00:47:41.000 The difference between your AR-15 and the military-style M16 is as significant, think of this, if you had to cock your handgun every single time.
00:47:51.000 Cock it every single time?
00:47:52.000 Okay, now you go to semi-automatic, that's an AR-15, the difference is about the same between the AR-15 and the military-style variant, where it has full automatic or burst fire.
00:48:01.000 It is not used in the military, and this is a problem, right?
00:48:06.000 When you have bills, Green New Deal notwithstanding, that was like, you know, four pages and a pop-up.
00:48:10.000 But if you have to get rid of military... It's military-grade weapons?
00:48:13.000 They say military-style weapons with no definition.
00:48:16.000 Military-style weapons?
00:48:17.000 Then what am I supposed to do with my hands?
00:48:20.000 You know what?
00:48:21.000 I would just say don't register them and just incur the $150,000 fine.
00:48:24.000 But they're already registered, Stephen, as lethal weapons.
00:48:27.000 They're gonna get you.
00:48:28.000 If you transition to David Levine, Uncle Sam's none the wiser.
00:48:33.000 All right, I'm gonna keep these bad boys.
00:48:35.000 But then you have to register your vagina.
00:48:39.000 I registered.
00:48:40.000 When we're talking about bills, again, AOC's Green New Deal, five pages, notwithstanding.
00:48:46.000 It's also lethal.
00:48:46.000 There are thousands of pages.
00:48:47.000 There are thousands of pages, right?
00:48:49.000 There are thousands.
00:48:50.000 How do you have it as vague as weapons that look like they could be used in an action movie?
00:48:55.000 How does that happen?
00:48:56.000 Because they want to be able to define it.
00:48:57.000 Whatever looks scary, whatever they happen to think they want off the streets to make themselves look good.
00:49:02.000 Like they're doing something to solve this problem.
00:49:04.000 It all goes back to them trying to do something for votes and not actually trying to solve the problem that we have.
00:49:09.000 Right.
00:49:09.000 Hey, didn't we have a Photoshop in here?
00:49:11.000 I don't remember.
00:49:11.000 Someone deleted it from the show, Matt, but I have no idea.
00:49:13.000 Oh, it might be later on.
00:49:16.000 Never mind.
00:49:16.000 I think it's later on.
00:49:17.000 We do have a news update.
00:49:19.000 We know the name of the person, 21 year old Ahmed Alissa.
00:49:26.000 Oh, so it doesn't...
00:49:28.000 Is he a transgender terrorist?
00:49:30.000 Maybe.
00:49:31.000 I was Ahmed, but I'm in transition.
00:49:35.000 Haven't done bottom, but I've done top.
00:49:36.000 I have a nice set.
00:49:37.000 Also, estrogen doesn't really agree with me, so I feel angry.
00:49:41.000 I'm gorilla mad.
00:49:43.000 Is this a white guy still, though?
00:49:45.000 Oh, no, wait, officers!
00:49:46.000 You must be looking for my brother!
00:49:49.000 I'm Alyssa, middle name Stacy!
00:49:57.000 He looked Arabic, I said that.
00:49:59.000 My nana was Arabic, so don't get all offended.
00:50:03.000 No, we're not saying all Arabs are bad.
00:50:06.000 They just said he was a white guy.
00:50:07.000 No, the media says for us what we say.
00:50:10.000 I didn't mean to cut you off there, Gerald.
00:50:12.000 Cut him off.
00:50:12.000 Yes, you did!
00:50:13.000 He needs to be taken down!
00:50:15.000 No, I was just saying that other people speak for us.
00:50:20.000 I'm not saying it's all... He looked Arabic.
00:50:22.000 That'll be included among white shooters.
00:50:24.000 Yeah.
00:50:25.000 I can say fresh off the boat because it was a sitcom.
00:50:29.000 Just to be clear, that's how you need to educate yourself so you can know when they're lying to you.
00:50:33.000 of Saudi Arabia or from North Africa, Egypt, he will still be labeled white according to
00:50:38.000 these statistics.
00:50:39.000 Just to be clear, that's how you need to educate yourself so you can know when they're lying
00:50:44.000 to you.
00:50:45.000 And again, we don't know.
00:50:46.000 We found an Instagram that might be this guy.
00:50:48.000 It's the same spelling of his name, Ahmed Alisa.
00:50:52.000 And this guy is from Colorado and he's young.
00:50:56.000 That guy had a bald spot.
00:50:57.000 Was it the Allman Brothers that sang Sweet Alisa?
00:51:01.000 I can't see this.
00:51:01.000 So we don't know if this is the guy.
00:51:02.000 He's from Colorado.
00:51:03.000 The guy is 21.
00:51:03.000 People listen to me in earnest worship Allah say your five daily prayers
00:51:06.000 So I'll fast during the month of Ramadan and give your wealth in
00:51:10.000 Zakat perform Hajj if you can afford to the last sermon of the Prophet Muhammad
00:51:14.000 So we don't know if this is the guy might not be him. He's from Colorado. The guy is 21
00:51:19.000 I don't know that what they showed on the news of the balding guy if that's a 21 year old
00:51:22.000 But you know what we know right now, but the suspect is this is his name. I love
00:51:27.000 I love how no known motive right now is what they're saying on CNN, whereas with massage parlors it was right away anti-Asian hate crime.
00:51:34.000 And Joe Biden and Kamala Harris said, hey I'm getting on a plane to go meet with the Asian community of Atlanta.
00:51:39.000 How do you do that?
00:51:41.000 Right.
00:51:41.000 And it's not even just as bad as jumping the gun when we know for a fact that there is no evidence that it was a hate crime.
00:51:48.000 It wasn't targeting Asian people.
00:51:49.000 They still run the stories that it is every single day.
00:51:52.000 Should always just wait for the facts.
00:51:53.000 Doesn't matter.
00:51:54.000 This is what happens when you have a media with no accountability and then when you have big tech trying to... Look, big media lost Legacy Media lost.
00:52:02.000 They lost to us.
00:52:03.000 They lost to Blaze.
00:52:04.000 They lost to Diddly Wire.
00:52:05.000 We beat them on election.
00:52:07.000 When the playing field is fair, their content cannot compete.
00:52:10.000 And so Legacy Media, in order to avoid any kind of accountability, has tried to get their claws into big tech so that it force-feeds you CNN.
00:52:19.000 And yes, Fox News is not exempt either, so that they never get called on their mistakes.
00:52:24.000 Look, this is happening in real time.
00:52:26.000 They said that day, when you were hosting the show, that was happening in real time.
00:52:30.000 Your joke about the Gremlin shotkeeper beard had me in tears in my hotel and my heart was hurting at Mayo Clinic, so you're gonna have to pay for some new stitches.
00:52:37.000 But that happened in real time, and they said, hate crime against Asians.
00:52:40.000 And I even admit, when I was watching, I was like, well, you know what, it looks that way at this point.
00:52:43.000 It did.
00:52:44.000 Because I didn't read... it takes a while to read.
00:52:46.000 Oh wait, 30% were not even Asian.
00:52:48.000 Oh wait, this guy didn't have any history.
00:52:49.000 Oh wait, these were at massage parlors where there was sex trapping, which by the way has been just swept under the rug.
00:52:54.000 And now in real time it's, we have no idea as to the motive of the shooter.
00:53:00.000 You can start with a med and take a guess.
00:53:04.000 If you're gonna take a guess, just because people who happen to be Asian, 70% of them at massage parlors, and you say this is a hate crime, take a guess here, right?
00:53:12.000 If you're going to do it, the point is, you shouldn't guess, but you already did!
00:53:15.000 Yeah.
00:53:16.000 Doesn't fit the narrative.
00:53:17.000 This guy we just showed, too, we're fairly sure that this is the guy.
00:53:20.000 I'm sorry, this is actually Facebook, not Instagram, but we're fairly sure it is the guy.
00:53:23.000 Get your shit together, Tokunawa!
00:53:25.000 So this other tweet from Aaron Katursky, the suspect in Boulder, Colorado, Ahmed Alyssa, 21, of Arvada, and this guy, it says he's from Arvada.
00:53:34.000 Alright, well let's have them comb through more stuff.
00:53:37.000 I'm sure we'll find uplifting little memes.
00:53:40.000 Nothing to see here, though.
00:53:42.000 How ironic would it be if he was also an Instagram ass model?
00:53:44.000 Look!
00:53:45.000 I also buy my fit tea!
00:53:48.000 Allahu Akbar!
00:53:50.000 When I bow to FaZe Mecca five times a day, I'm glad that I do it in Gymshark.
00:53:55.000 I have neighbors that do that in my dog's park.
00:54:00.000 You can hear the call to prayer in Hamtramck.
00:54:03.000 Hamtramck's got a lot of Polish, though, and boy, the pierogies you can get there.
00:54:07.000 And duck blood soup, you know who's had that?
00:54:09.000 Anthony Bourdain and me.
00:54:11.000 Is it any good?
00:54:11.000 It's actually really good, I love duck blood soup.
00:54:13.000 Duck blood?
00:54:14.000 Disgusting.
00:54:14.000 I know, it sounds terrible.
00:54:16.000 I never ate it until Anthony Bourdain did, and other than, you know, how it ended, I liked him.
00:54:22.000 I wanted to be like him.
00:54:23.000 Well, don't be like him.
00:54:24.000 Well, we'll see.
00:54:25.000 Let's not follow the same path.
00:54:26.000 Jurisdiction.
00:54:27.000 No.
00:54:27.000 We'll see.
00:54:27.000 And if you do, throw yourself over a rail in the Ozarks.
00:54:30.000 We've talked about this.
00:54:31.000 Yes.
00:54:32.000 We have a pact.
00:54:33.000 Oh, yes we do.
00:54:35.000 It's called Slender Man.
00:54:36.000 Just the day that Media Matters is banging down the door, it's like, you know what to do?
00:54:40.000 And we do our swan dive.
00:54:41.000 Yep, that's right.
00:54:42.000 Which is not going to be very pleasant because our office here is only two stories, but really, you know, we're going to hit ourselves first.
00:54:48.000 We're both going to be dressed as feathers.
00:54:50.000 This is like a bad thumb of Louise.
00:54:52.000 It's me and Dave Landau, and as we jump we're like, SISTERS!
00:54:56.000 SISTERS!
00:54:59.000 They were such suicidal sisters!
00:55:02.000 I'll be dressed like a penguin and they'll be like, see they can't fly.
00:55:08.000 Steven will go as a ground owl.
00:55:09.000 Yes.
00:55:10.000 It would be so funny.
00:55:16.000 I want to jump from a building and instead of that, like, that makeshift sort of trampoline, I want them to just have a giant box of ground owls.
00:55:22.000 Oh, wow.
00:55:24.000 You take them both out.
00:55:25.000 Just, you know, put some nice grass and dirt in there so they can burrow and, you know, they're not, they're not wise to what's going on.
00:55:32.000 I want to be saved by eight pigeons.
00:55:35.000 And they just grab my coat and pull me back.
00:55:39.000 And then one of them says, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
00:55:42.000 You deserve to live.
00:55:43.000 They're like, you won't die from that fall, we're pulling you higher to drop you.
00:55:46.000 It's like Tom and Jerry that I brought my son to see, the pigeons will be rappers.
00:55:52.000 Well, listen, Detroit, it could happen.
00:55:53.000 Stranger things have happened, like Detroit still being a city.
00:55:57.000 Let's move on.
00:55:59.000 While we're talking about people being allowed to do stuff, I don't know how Detroit is allowed to still be a thing.
00:56:04.000 I don't think technically... Is it still?
00:56:08.000 We have Dr. Choi, too.
00:56:10.000 Oh, we have Dr. Choi.
00:56:11.000 Okay, let's see if he can hold for a few minutes.
00:56:14.000 Do you think he can, or is he... Yeah, we'll ask him.
00:56:16.000 Okay, because we're gonna have to... We basically just talked about Gungnir, but we have a whole... Okay, let's rattle through this segment pretty quickly.
00:56:22.000 Let's talk about this one, and then we'll get to Dr. Choi.
00:56:24.000 We have a What's Up doc with Fat Pride, which...
00:56:28.000 So, Biden's military.
00:56:30.000 This is something that we need to talk about right now.
00:56:32.000 The military, and I will say this, look, thank you to everyone who has served.
00:56:35.000 I appreciate it.
00:56:36.000 But the military is not what we once thought.
00:56:38.000 The military has now become a patriotic social experiment.
00:56:40.000 It's not about having the most effective military in the world.
00:56:42.000 It's not about having the most prepared people in the world.
00:56:44.000 And of course, when you do that, when you turn it into a social justice experiment, you end up sending unqualified people, largely women, pregnant women now, to their deaths.
00:56:53.000 So don't say that this doesn't come from a place of empathy.
00:56:55.000 Just like you can't say when we're talking about people having the right to bear arms, no, it does come from a place of empathy because I don't want women to get raped.
00:57:00.000 I want to read more headlines that read, woman fights off rapist and attacker with firearm, then raped and left in a ditch.
00:57:05.000 Same thing here.
00:57:06.000 I don't want to read more headlines that say pregnant woman who couldn't do a knee tuck or push-ups ends up dead in the battlefield.
00:57:12.000 They shouldn't be on the battlefield.
00:57:13.000 You can call me sexist.
00:57:13.000 I don't give a rat's ass.
00:57:14.000 Cancel moment.
00:57:15.000 Hi, take this clip.
00:57:16.000 So last Friday at the International Summit in Alaska, Chinese diplomats mocked Biden's weak stance against China mercilessly.
00:57:26.000 And of course, I would never side with communist China, but it got some shots in.
00:57:31.000 I have to tell you, what I'm hearing is very different from what you described.
00:57:37.000 I'm hearing deep satisfaction that the United States is back.
00:57:41.000 Well, I think we thought too well of the United States.
00:57:44.000 We thought that the U.S.
00:57:44.000 I'm also hearing deep concerns about some of the actions your government is taking.
00:57:49.000 It's hard to take you seriously when you're sitting next to a cabbage patch.
00:57:53.000 Garbage patch, can mother...
00:57:56.000 Well, I think we thought too well of the United States.
00:58:00.000 We thought that the US side will follow the necessary diplomatic protocols.
00:58:05.000 So for China, it was necessary that we make our position clear.
00:58:13.000 So let me say here that in front of the Chinese side, the United States does not have the
00:58:28.000 qualification to say that it wants to speak to China from a position of strength.
00:58:32.000 Yeah, from a position of strength.
00:58:34.000 Strength.
00:58:35.000 That was the word, but we couldn't find the clip because it got cut off because it was
00:58:37.000 pretty embarrassing.
00:58:39.000 Just like the guy's balls.
00:58:42.000 You're saying we're not strong?
00:58:44.000 I'm saying pound for pound, you are a pussy bite.
00:58:48.000 We need not worry, though, because former Vice President Joe Biden, he knows that national security is not achieved through strength.
00:58:55.000 It's not what the military is about.
00:58:56.000 You guys are all concerned about power and strength and efficiency.
00:59:00.000 It's achieved through diversity.
00:59:02.000 They're using their voices and actively working to change policies in the military to make it easier and safer for more women, not just to join the military, but to stay in the military and to thrive.
00:59:18.000 I'm incredibly proud that in 2015, under the Obama-Biden administration, we took the final steps to open up all positions in the military to anyone qualified to serve in them.
00:59:29.000 The women who join today's military Aren't told no.
00:59:34.000 They should be told no. I don't know when the military became an all-inclusive...
00:59:39.000 This isn't sandals. They should be told no. They said more people who qualify.
00:59:45.000 What if they don't qualify? We'll reduce the qualifications.
00:59:47.000 What if they still don't qualify?
00:59:49.000 Then we'll just reduce all qualifications and the Chinese will laugh at us.
00:59:52.000 That's really what we're going to do.
00:59:55.000 So let's look at a couple of things here before we get to women.
00:59:57.000 Sorry, women.
00:59:57.000 Are you saying that women are weaker than men?
00:59:59.000 Physically, yes.
01:00:00.000 You're weaker than men.
01:00:00.000 Period.
01:00:01.000 Okay?
01:00:01.000 You shouldn't be in the military if you're pregnant.
01:00:02.000 I don't understand why we're talking about this.
01:00:03.000 But one of the executive orders that was issued by Joe Biden, former Vice President Joe Biden, free transgender surgery in the military, reversing an Obama era policy.
01:00:13.000 That's nice.
01:00:14.000 That's nice.
01:00:15.000 That's a priority right now.
01:00:16.000 Imagine that in Pearl Harbor when people were holed up there in their hospital beds.
01:00:22.000 How many people would have been able to run out to their fighter jet?
01:00:24.000 Well, back then they weren't jets.
01:00:26.000 It was between biplanes and fighter jets, but they couldn't lest they hurt the sutures in their groin.
01:00:33.000 Alright, hold on, I gotta waddle out there.
01:00:35.000 It's all that diddles!
01:00:37.000 Hold on, I'm bleeding from my crotch!
01:00:39.000 I gotta use my medical device, like a barbershop quartet, to reopen it as a wound!
01:00:45.000 Oh, stop it.
01:00:46.000 Well, the beginning of Saving Private Ryan actually is because of vagina suitors.
01:00:54.000 So this is what they're doing right now.
01:00:57.000 They want everybody, which explains by the way, Hollywood, yet another remake taking their chances with a redo of Missing in Action.
01:01:04.000 And that seems, yeah, well, you know what?
01:01:06.000 I don't know how else to expect.
01:01:07.000 That's missing.
01:01:09.000 And this is one thing, me saying this, and by the way, the best thing you can do right now while you're watching this show is just comment, comment, comment, just leave a comment, what you think about women in the military, and what you think not only about women in the military, because everyone agreed, well, women in the military, officers, women in the military, anything that involves intellectual capacity, because women are just as capable, organizational capacity, sure, and you know what, even pilots, provided they aren't with child, but I'm about to say a phrase, That you, on its face, would think is a sketch, would think it's a bit.
01:01:45.000 It's not.
01:01:47.000 Biden, let me just read this verbatim from this article.
01:01:50.000 Biden also announced the priority of special maternity fighter pilot suits for pregnant women.
01:02:00.000 We're making good progress designing body armor that fits women properly.
01:02:06.000 Tailoring combat uniforms for women.
01:02:10.000 Toss some spandex on their fatigues and call it a day.
01:02:20.000 This is remarkable to me.
01:02:21.000 Hey, look, when we're a society where the military is no longer about protecting women and children...
01:02:26.000 And do we really need another... How many G's can that baby take?
01:02:29.000 Do we really need another no-bid military contract for maternity suits?
01:02:33.000 Like, just have a bidding war between Talbots and whoever.
01:02:35.000 I don't know whatever else is Talbots.
01:02:36.000 But the point is, you know what women shouldn't be able to do when they're pregnant?
01:02:42.000 Fly!
01:02:42.000 Fly!
01:02:43.000 Okay?
01:02:43.000 It's not Peter Pan.
01:02:44.000 You think of happy thoughts, you can still die.
01:02:46.000 Just to be clear, it's safest for pregnant women to fly only between three and six months.
01:02:51.000 I know because I have a wife pregnant with twins and they said don't fly.
01:02:53.000 Not the first trimester, not the last trimester.
01:02:56.000 And unless you're with twins, guess what?
01:02:57.000 You probably don't need another suit.
01:03:00.000 You just need to leave a little bit of room for the belly.
01:03:02.000 Also, that baby is going to be mashed potatoes at that point.
01:03:07.000 It is disgusting.
01:03:08.000 We shouldn't be sending... Oh, you know what?
01:03:10.000 Women handle G-Force better.
01:03:11.000 Really?
01:03:12.000 What about the six-month-old?
01:03:13.000 Do you have any idea?
01:03:14.000 That's the scariest ride in the world while that woman's out there reenacting Torah, Torah, Torah.
01:03:19.000 I can't believe that we are now saying the military is not about being as effective as possible because at one point our goal was to protect women and children.
01:03:27.000 Why?
01:03:27.000 Because we love them.
01:03:28.000 Why?
01:03:29.000 Because they make babies.
01:03:30.000 Why?
01:03:30.000 Because men are fine being leather-necked, rough They'd be doing this out there, deer hunting on that weekend anyway.
01:03:37.000 They don't give a rat's ass.
01:03:39.000 Switch the deer out with a terrorist, and switch that hunting rifle with an M16.
01:03:43.000 Not an AR-15, lest you're an idiot.
01:03:44.000 Right?
01:03:45.000 That's what I want.
01:03:45.000 Those are the people that I want in the military.
01:03:47.000 Also, the people in the military who I want?
01:03:49.000 People who are able to do basic push-ups.
01:03:51.000 Not knee push-ups.
01:03:52.000 Non-bitch push-ups.
01:03:54.000 How about that, before we start talking about... Joe Biden just likes to spend money.
01:03:58.000 Oh yeah, maternity flight suits.
01:04:01.000 Are you out of your mind?
01:04:02.000 You know what happened to Goose.
01:04:03.000 What do you think is going to happen to Mother Goose?
01:04:06.000 Well, I think we are denying the super soldier, depending on her mood.
01:04:10.000 Yes!
01:04:11.000 I mean, we could really take out the trash.
01:04:14.000 They don't even give them methamphetamine like the Japanese kamikaze pilots.
01:04:16.000 No, they don't.
01:04:16.000 They're like, she killed everybody, even in her own platoon.
01:04:20.000 They get that extra mother adrenaline.
01:04:22.000 How did she do that?
01:04:23.000 Well, I called her through her headset and I said, remember those Cadbury eggs that I was saving for you?
01:04:28.000 I got hungry at night and ate them.
01:04:31.000 She said her ankles hurt and I suggested larger boots because they might be swelling.
01:04:36.000 She murdered nine Asian men.
01:04:38.000 And she's headed for the White House, so you guys might want to get him in those canals.
01:04:43.000 You know what else pregnant women can't do?
01:04:46.000 First off, the first thing they tell you when you're pregnant is, right, don't, now they even say, well, you can have a glass of wine.
01:04:50.000 You can have a cup of coffee, but stress.
01:04:52.000 Avoid stress.
01:04:53.000 Do you think a You know what else women can't do?
01:04:58.000 Pregnant women?
01:04:59.000 They can't ride roller coasters.
01:05:00.000 They can't get in hot tubs.
01:05:02.000 But we're going to put them in a fighter jet?
01:05:04.000 I'm sorry, it's not sexist to not want pregnant women to die in the military.
01:05:09.000 Here's something else, too.
01:05:12.000 of women have been failing the new, mind you, new equal gender neutral fitness test versus
01:05:17.000 just 10% of men. This is important to note. This is a new gender neutral fitness test.
01:05:21.000 What does that mean? We've made it easier because women weren't passing the other tests.
01:05:25.000 So now it's, you don't even have to do other things that were hard like pull-ups and stuff
01:05:29.000 like that. So we're going to make it really easy where, you know, you do like a knee tuck.
01:05:32.000 But guess what? Women are underperforming in the knee tuck.
01:05:37.000 1.9 women for every 8.3 men pass.
01:05:41.000 So the military provided another option.
01:05:43.000 Do you know what it is?
01:05:43.000 Do you know what it is?
01:05:44.000 What?
01:05:44.000 You know what it is?
01:05:45.000 It is the shameful...
01:05:48.000 Red-headed stepchild of the... planking!
01:05:52.000 Which is the stupidest thing in the world, again, because you should do push-ups.
01:05:56.000 When you're doing a push-up, guess what?
01:05:58.000 You're always planking.
01:06:00.000 But we're going to remove that from the equation and just sit there.
01:06:03.000 So now they allow women to, you know, because they have to get up in their maternity flight suits, So, otherwise, how could you eat your patriarchy?
01:06:10.000 So, let's make sure we lower the standards so that women with child can get up there in an F-16, F- I don't know what the plane is, F-16, F-15, I don't know, Apache, whatever it is, whatever the hell it is.
01:06:19.000 Let's make sure they can get up there.
01:06:21.000 So let's remove the knee tuck and let's just have them do That's not even as hard as the Ice Bucket Challenge.
01:06:30.000 So now women can go out into the front of combat with planking.
01:06:35.000 And that actually reminds us, I know we have to get going, we're running late today, so
01:06:38.000 hopefully Dr. Choi is still there and if he's not then I understand.
01:06:41.000 But we wanted to put this to the test ourselves, so it's time to bring in some interns.
01:06:45.000 All right, so we have a boy intern and a lady intern.
01:06:55.000 Hey, how you doing, Troy Jr.?
01:06:57.000 Good?
01:06:58.000 Not the victim of any hate crimes lately?
01:07:00.000 All right, you just let me know if that happens around this office, because there are things that I tolerate.
01:07:03.000 One thing I don't tolerate in this office?
01:07:05.000 Racially motivated hate crimes.
01:07:07.000 Oh, yeah.
01:07:07.000 Not the ones I see.
01:07:08.000 He'll give you what you need for an extra 50.
01:07:11.000 Whoa!
01:07:12.000 All right, so we are just going to, for the rest of the show, guys, get down, get into the plank, and we're going to see who wins the boy or...
01:07:19.000 Oh, those are maternity pants?
01:07:21.000 We have maternity flight suit pants.
01:07:22.000 Alright, both of you, plank.
01:07:24.000 I have to finish the show.
01:07:26.000 Stay there for the whole show.
01:07:27.000 I can't see them, so you guys let me know if one of them fails.
01:07:29.000 Hey, hey, no, no, no, you can't get, no, don't get rid of Joe Louis, that could be a terrorist out there with your platoon.
01:07:34.000 This is part of the deal.
01:07:35.000 Get down there, Austin, get on the ground!
01:07:38.000 I'm crying out loud.
01:07:39.000 We want you protecting our country and you can't do it with a few licks.
01:07:47.000 Hey, Troy Jr., don't be a bitch.
01:07:50.000 He's just telling you he loves you.
01:07:53.000 This is part of it.
01:07:55.000 When he mounts, you freeze.
01:07:57.000 It's best to let him finish.
01:07:59.000 Here's another thing.
01:08:00.000 Now the woke, be it the Navy, they're forcing all sailors to reswear their oaths to the Constitution in order to try and weed out extremism.
01:08:09.000 Here you go.
01:08:12.000 Extremist beliefs, behaviors, and conduct are not consistent with our core values.
01:08:17.000 They have no place within our Navy or our Navy culture.
01:08:22.000 Extremist organizations are those that promote supremacist causes and discriminate against others based solely on race, creed, color, sex, religion, sexual preference, or national origin, or those that advocate the use of violence against our government and elected leaders.
01:08:43.000 Beyond our core values, this kind of behavior is in direct conflict with the oath that we all swore Alright, that's enough.
01:08:52.000 I don't give a rat's ass what this guy has to say.
01:08:55.000 and extremism can include demonstrating, rallying, fundraising, recruiting, or conducting training
01:09:02.000 for or with an organization with those beliefs.
01:09:07.000 Just by posting, retweeting, or liking an offensive post, I'm so sure he has to say
01:09:12.000 it.
01:09:13.000 I got the same impression.
01:09:14.000 It's a far cry from MacArthur with a deep corncob.
01:09:16.000 Yeah.
01:09:17.000 I'm impressed with the planking.
01:09:18.000 I know.
01:09:19.000 I would have already...
01:09:20.000 Oh, listen.
01:09:21.000 Cheater.
01:09:22.000 I would have already...
01:09:23.000 One minute, 18 seconds.
01:09:24.000 18 seconds.
01:09:25.000 One minute, 18 seconds.
01:09:26.000 This is your Z in arms.
01:09:29.000 Shut up, maggot!
01:09:30.000 By the way, she was chasing me.
01:09:31.000 That's what they say in the military.
01:09:33.000 Troy Jr., get over here, because I'm as your employer.
01:09:35.000 Get over here and choke yourself.
01:09:37.000 Yes, you said maggot.
01:09:38.000 We heard you.
01:09:39.000 Choke yourself!
01:09:40.000 Were you about to call me in?
01:09:41.000 You can get out, thank you.
01:09:42.000 So here's something else that this Chief Naval Personnel Vice Admiral John Noel said.
01:09:48.000 He said, the stand downs will focus on the damaging effects of extremism and how to eliminate it after dozens of veterans and service members were arrested in connection with the January 6th riot at the U.S.
01:09:54.000 Capitol.
01:09:55.000 We will not tolerate those who participate in actions that go against the fundamental principles of the oath we share, particularly actions associated with extremist or dissident ideologies.
01:10:05.000 I thought we had a sketch.
01:10:09.000 And by the way, this is something that they also have said in the Navy.
01:10:12.000 This has become a social experiment.
01:10:13.000 It's not about, again, it's not about keeping our country safe.
01:10:17.000 That's the issue right now with the military.
01:10:19.000 Master Sergeant Ramon Colon Lopez, hopefully I get that right.
01:10:22.000 Probably didn't get it right.
01:10:23.000 Okay.
01:10:23.000 Attributed to racism.
01:10:25.000 Let's have him pronounce Crowder.
01:10:28.000 I think just saying Master Sergeant's gonna piss people off.
01:10:31.000 Yeah, maybe.
01:10:32.000 Well, you know what?
01:10:33.000 That's the rank.
01:10:35.000 Hopefully he earned it and it wasn't a slot.
01:10:38.000 So, the military needs to educate soldiers on the difference between Capitol riots and Black Lives Matter.
01:10:42.000 So they want to make it really clear that the 200 people out of all the folks on the Capitol, about 250...
01:10:49.000 400,000 depending on the estimates you use.
01:10:51.000 That that is a threat, but not the people who've done two billion dollars in damages and caused hundreds of officer casualties and dozens of deaths.
01:10:56.000 So it says, what I'm committed to do is make sure that our people understand right from wrong.
01:11:00.000 That our people are well educated to be able to carry on in an honorable fashion in their maternity suits.
01:11:05.000 And if they hear somebody saying the wrong things, that they're quick to go ahead and correct them without being
01:11:10.000 confrontational.
01:11:11.000 So they want to make sure that you educate your fellow members of the military, fellow service members,
01:11:17.000 if they happen to have a problem with their neighborhoods back home, they're getting a letter.
01:11:21.000 And it's not just a topless pic from their wife, but it's their wife being burned down in their house that he doesn't
01:11:26.000 hold a grudge.
01:11:26.000 Oh, great. Fair.
01:11:28.000 So they said you could just for demonstrating.
01:11:31.000 Just for marching in a peaceful protest?
01:11:33.000 Just for retweeting.
01:11:34.000 For liking.
01:11:36.000 In other words, some guy who's in the military, who's tasked with going out there and taking out, you know, making Gaddafi's little hut look like Kel-El's bachelor pad, right?
01:11:45.000 We need to make sure that he hasn't liked a tweet that happens to have something that could be considered Islamophobic, like this show.
01:11:51.000 Well, and yeah, and lest you think that we're being sarcastic here, the people that were marching in Michigan, the Second Amendment rally, were viewed as extremists for carrying rifles at a rally.
01:12:01.000 They did nothing wrong.
01:12:02.000 They didn't do any damage.
01:12:03.000 They didn't hurt anybody.
01:12:04.000 Extremists.
01:12:04.000 Are you going to kick that guy out of the military for that?
01:12:06.000 Hey, question, question.
01:12:07.000 I know we have to get going soon with Dr. Troy.
01:12:08.000 Dr. Troy, thank you so much.
01:12:09.000 I know you're a doctor.
01:12:09.000 I know you're very busy.
01:12:10.000 But if people always say that, well, Black Lives Matter, there were just a few people who co-opted these, most of them, the vast majority of them were peaceful, which is not true.
01:12:19.000 Well, why don't we say the same when there were only 200 or so people who were involved in the Capitol riot when there were hundreds of thousands of people there?
01:12:24.000 I have to call an insurrection.
01:12:27.000 Well, it doesn't fit the narrative.
01:12:28.000 Oh, Dave wins!
01:12:31.000 How do you have 90% peaceful anything with $2 billion in damage?
01:12:35.000 How does that ever happen?
01:12:39.000 It just becomes unpeaceful once it starts like that.
01:12:42.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:12:43.000 I don't know.
01:12:43.000 What else were they supposed to do?
01:12:47.000 All right.
01:12:48.000 And by the way, China would agree with some of these things because they called the United States Chinese media hypocrites for supporting Hong Kong and then denouncing the January 6th rioters.
01:13:01.000 Well, you know what?
01:13:03.000 I guess China, I guess they kind of, I see how they could see it that way.
01:13:06.000 Sure.
01:13:06.000 Jerks.
01:13:08.000 I hate that the Chinese are pulling one over on us.
01:13:10.000 I know, right?
01:13:10.000 I hate that the Chinese are actually able to just embarrass our president with, I know you are, but what am I?
01:13:18.000 And it works!
01:13:19.000 And it works!
01:13:20.000 It works right now.
01:13:21.000 Think about this.
01:13:22.000 Xi Jinping, however you pronounce it, is more of a man than former Vice President Joe Biden in some ways.
01:13:27.000 Not a fan of communist China, don't get me wrong.
01:13:29.000 And by the way, while the U.S.
01:13:30.000 military is concerned with diversity and inclusion, Xi Jinping, again, have him pronounce Landau.
01:13:36.000 Uh, has told the military to prepare for war.
01:13:38.000 So, uh, they're going, All right!
01:13:41.000 Prepare for war!
01:13:42.000 And they do a little march, a little goose step, where they're like, All right!
01:13:45.000 Make sure you have your, your gravel, anti-nausea medication, some snacks, You guys have the stretchy pants?
01:13:54.000 Okay, someone help her into the fighter jet.
01:13:56.000 Oh my gosh, there's 19 Chinese on us and we're already dead.
01:14:00.000 That's just remarkable to me.
01:14:02.000 They would never consider this, and you know why?
01:14:05.000 Well, first off, it's a horrible communist country, China, but we've always understood the military exists to protect our country and to protect our women and children.
01:14:13.000 We don't send children out into war.
01:14:15.000 We don't send pregnant women out into war.
01:14:16.000 It's not because we hate women.
01:14:18.000 Also, Uh, I don't know that we should be paying for transgender surgery because I think there are a lot of people right now who are going to join up in the Army National Guard.
01:14:25.000 You can chop.
01:14:26.000 And then they're going to be out.
01:14:27.000 Do one tour and out so they can get a free snip snip.
01:14:30.000 I have a problem with, I'm just, I'm just saying, read between the lines, nuance liberals.
01:14:34.000 So the best thing you can do right now is comment, comment, just let us know what you think about the military situation, what you think about the shooting, any information that you see about the shooting.
01:14:42.000 Or the shooter.
01:14:43.000 Please do leave in the comment section because we'll be scanning them to try and keep you updated as this unfolds.
01:14:47.000 We're gonna go to Mug Club.
01:14:48.000 We have Dr. Choi on a Fat Pride segment.
01:14:50.000 What's up, Doc?
01:14:51.000 YouTube, thank you.