Louder with Crowder - August 04, 2022


HUGE Announcement Incoming: DeSantis Prepares Libs for MELTDOWN!!! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 2 minutes

Words per Minute

184.67905

Word Count

11,604

Sentence Count

1,141

Misogynist Sentences

29

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary

On this episode of the podcast, the boys are joined by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis to talk about the upcoming primary election and much more. They also talk about how to deal with a hangover and how to get over it.


Transcript

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00:02:25.000 I realized that this shirt was unbuttoned.
00:02:28.000 Because usually I leave the top button unbuttoned, but I don't usually wear a fat guy Hawaiian shirt.
00:02:32.000 Nice shirt.
00:02:32.000 Yeah, but it's worth it.
00:02:33.000 Thank you for that, Gerald.
00:02:35.000 Thank you.
00:02:35.000 We'll circle back to that.
00:02:39.000 On shirts.
00:02:40.000 So glad to be with you guys today.
00:02:42.000 I am.
00:02:42.000 I'm feeling better.
00:02:43.000 The only thing is it's gone to my ears.
00:02:45.000 Gone to my ears, so I can't hear very well.
00:02:47.000 So today I'm going, what?
00:02:48.000 Do you have an old horn?
00:02:53.000 Golden horns from Warner Brothers?
00:02:55.000 Yeah, like Grandpa Kong playing his old radio crank.
00:03:01.000 Look, Florida.
00:03:02.000 There's a lot going on in Florida.
00:03:03.000 I don't know if you know this.
00:03:04.000 There might be some monkeypox.
00:03:05.000 Surprise, Miami.
00:03:06.000 But DeSantis is kicking ass and taking names.
00:03:09.000 So we have a few clips there that we want to not only show you because he's making a major announcement.
00:03:13.000 He says it's a major award here today.
00:03:15.000 And then Sweden and Finland.
00:03:17.000 I talked about this a few weeks ago that I don't think they should join NATO or be allowed to join NATO.
00:03:23.000 Now they are.
00:03:24.000 Yeah.
00:03:25.000 I'll give you five reasons why that's some bullshit.
00:03:30.000 Am I allowed to say this?
00:03:33.000 I hate Sweden.
00:03:35.000 I hate Sweden.
00:03:37.000 I always say the Chinese government because I love the Chinese people.
00:03:40.000 With Sweden, I hate all of it.
00:03:42.000 I hate the people.
00:03:44.000 I hate the country, I hate what they stand for, I hate the history, and I would like to see you be, uh, whatever the equivalent to the 51st state of Russia would be for you guys.
00:03:53.000 I've never seen their assembled furniture.
00:03:55.000 Yeah.
00:03:56.000 I fought over it.
00:03:57.000 Right.
00:03:58.000 It's just over that mountain, Shadow.
00:04:06.000 Name that movie reference.
00:04:07.000 That's a theme song that, by the way, was similar to Jurassic Park.
00:04:10.000 Okay.
00:04:12.000 So my question for you two, we took this a while back.
00:04:16.000 I want to see if it's changed.
00:04:17.000 Would you like to see DeSantis be the nominee in 2024?
00:04:21.000 Or Donald Trump?
00:04:22.000 Because it does seem like it's going to come to blows.
00:04:25.000 And I just hope that neither one of them has to limp into the general, considering how rough these primaries can be.
00:04:31.000 So, before we get into that and more, Gerald, how are you?
00:04:34.000 I'm well, how are you, sir?
00:04:35.000 I'm okay, just can't hear very well.
00:04:37.000 And you know him, you love him, we're going to be on tour, loudearthcrider.com slash tour, big fall tour, the Rebels With a Cause tour, big theaters, Phoenix, Arizona, September 16th, Houston on September 17th.
00:04:47.000 Ahoy and ahoy.
00:04:48.000 And then we have a bunch of other dates after that.
00:04:50.000 A triple ahoy.
00:04:51.000 Yes.
00:04:51.000 How are you?
00:04:52.000 Good?
00:04:52.000 I'm good, man.
00:04:53.000 I can hear.
00:04:53.000 Are you feeling better?
00:04:54.000 I feel better.
00:04:55.000 I do, yeah.
00:04:56.000 Thank God.
00:04:57.000 Well... I'm not the best, but I'm getting there.
00:04:59.000 I'm glad you're feeling better because I've got an anti-cure for all that ails you.
00:05:02.000 Ooh!
00:05:03.000 Right now, we're about to watch a true, I should say, true hero.
00:05:10.000 Do you know what that means?
00:05:11.000 You guys know what that means, right?
00:05:12.000 Yes.
00:05:12.000 Yeah.
00:05:13.000 It means someone we could do without.
00:05:15.000 So a teacher is, what would we do without public school teachers?
00:05:19.000 What we did since always?
00:05:24.000 You think the Hutu tribesmen have public school teachers?
00:05:28.000 They'd be stringing them up with sinew.
00:05:30.000 The Inuit would be stringing them up with musk ox horns.
00:05:33.000 Okay, so... I've been watching a lot of Alone.
00:05:36.000 That's why I know the musk ox horns.
00:05:39.000 A lot of Alone, or have you just been alone?
00:05:42.000 Both.
00:05:46.000 This is the outfit of a man with very little left to live.
00:05:48.000 And heart disease.
00:05:51.000 I feel fatter just wearing this shirt.
00:05:54.000 But you look comfy.
00:05:56.000 I am comfy.
00:05:56.000 Oh my god.
00:05:57.000 I get it.
00:05:58.000 You look relaxed.
00:05:59.000 I'm buying.
00:06:00.000 I feel relaxed.
00:06:01.000 It's a slow news day but oh my god.
00:06:02.000 Nobody wears that and is angry.
00:06:04.000 It's true.
00:06:05.000 It feels good.
00:06:06.000 I mean if I saw someone angry in this shirt...
00:06:09.000 I'd have some follow-ups.
00:06:10.000 It'd be like if somebody spilled something on it.
00:06:12.000 Right, yeah, exactly.
00:06:13.000 That's the only reason.
00:06:14.000 And you know it would be that person themselves, because people are aware these are lazy slobs.
00:06:17.000 Blaming the waitress on the daiquiri that they ordered.
00:06:19.000 Hey, you went to dinner with Guy Fieri too?
00:06:21.000 Now, teachers are pushing more wokeness on students.
00:06:28.000 My flame shirt!
00:06:30.000 My flame shirt has bacon on it!
00:06:37.000 Why do you have restaurants, Guy Fieri?
00:06:39.000 The worst thing is, here's the worst thing about Guy Fieri.
00:06:41.000 He knows his stuff.
00:06:42.000 He knows his stuff.
00:06:44.000 He just sells crap.
00:06:45.000 Yeah, he knows it.
00:06:46.000 He's like, but I'll go with hot dogs.
00:06:50.000 I'll make millions of dollars.
00:06:51.000 He's a Michelin chef and he's selling Eggos and Pogos.
00:06:55.000 What is wrong with you?
00:06:56.000 or a hot dog eggo sandwich.
00:06:58.000 You know what this hot dog eggo sandwich needs?
00:07:06.000 FIDDLE CAKE!
00:07:09.000 Alright.
00:07:10.000 So this teacher... You can comment below whatever you want.
00:07:14.000 Hit like if you're okay with this.
00:07:15.000 If not, I don't care.
00:07:16.000 It's one of those days.
00:07:17.000 It's gonna be a fun one.
00:07:19.000 This teacher, without a hint of irony, I don't know... I'm hoping that the outcome is what she suspects here.
00:07:28.000 So this teacher has a student.
00:07:30.000 I guess a middle schooler.
00:07:31.000 who schooled her on pronouns. And of course, this teacher, have you seen these ads now? TikTok taught
00:07:37.000 me. All over TV. TikTok taught me that these are the new commercials. That's a scary thought.
00:07:42.000 So she goes to TikTok to ask you for the answer because she's not quite clear on whether her
00:07:48.000 student is smarter than her dumb, woke, sorry, useless ass.
00:07:53.000 Okay, TikTok, I really need your help here on this one.
00:07:58.000 I'm a teacher.
00:07:58.000 I teach 5th and 6th grade, and this morning, I don't know, somehow... A teacher announcing it?
00:08:03.000 ...the concept of pronouns came up.
00:08:06.000 And one of my students said, well, Ms.
00:08:09.000 O'Dell, did you even ask me my pronouns?
00:08:12.000 And I was like, whoa.
00:08:13.000 I hadn't actually asked him his pronouns, and I had called him again, and I said, oh, I'm so sorry.
00:08:20.000 I haven't actually called you, I mean, asked you what your pronouns are.
00:08:24.000 What are they?
00:08:25.000 He said.
00:08:26.000 I'm sorry, Banana said.
00:08:28.000 Banana and Rock.
00:08:29.000 And I was like, no, like, don't mess around.
00:08:33.000 I was, I was actually really upset because... You're a woman?
00:08:36.000 I thought he was making fun of it.
00:08:37.000 And in fact, I'm still pretty sure he was making fun of it.
00:08:41.000 And, uh, but they all agreed.
00:08:42.000 No, like, you can choose anything.
00:08:45.000 Banana, Rock.
00:08:46.000 If you want Banana and Rock to be a pronoun, Banana and Rock's your pronoun.
00:08:50.000 Is it?
00:08:50.000 TikTok, tell me.
00:08:52.000 I love how all it took was a conclave of students and the teacher is convinced that she's dumber than them and she's right.
00:08:58.000 She's like, well, can't argue with that.
00:09:00.000 They all agree.
00:09:01.000 Who wants to play rock, banana, pronoun?
00:09:06.000 Yeah.
00:09:06.000 I'd be like, alright, I'll tell you what, define pronoun and then I'll call you whatever you want.
00:09:11.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:09:12.000 Yeah, sit down.
00:09:12.000 It'd be like that film with Kevin Kline, what was it, with all boys school?
00:09:16.000 I can't remember what it was called.
00:09:17.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:17.000 Dead Presidents Society?
00:09:19.000 Dead Poets Society?
00:09:19.000 Dead Poets Society, yeah.
00:09:20.000 Except instead of all dropping a book, it's just dildos.
00:09:23.000 Oh, geez.
00:09:24.000 Oh, Captain, my Captain.
00:09:25.000 Oh, sir, my sir.
00:09:26.000 Oh, former Captain.
00:09:27.000 Oh, thee, my thee.
00:09:28.000 Oh, banana, my rock.
00:09:29.000 I love how she's like, I don't know if he was joking or, dear God, I hope that kid came
00:09:36.000 home and spoke with his dad and he said, all right, look, here's what you do.
00:09:39.000 And he said, no, I'm going to get in trouble.
00:09:42.000 He's like, your teacher's too dumb for that.
00:09:43.000 You're not gonna get in trouble, son.
00:09:44.000 I have your back.
00:09:45.000 Can you imagine looking at a teacher and going, look, call me Banana Rock.
00:09:48.000 Yeah.
00:09:49.000 And they're like, okay, I hope you're not kidding.
00:09:51.000 Yeah.
00:09:52.000 And you're like, absolutely not.
00:09:54.000 Yeah.
00:09:55.000 100% banana.
00:09:56.000 You should go, yeah, you need to sit down, Mr. Whatever.
00:09:58.000 Yeah.
00:09:59.000 You should know me.
00:10:00.000 Like, how was she convinced?
00:10:01.000 Was her student Denzel?
00:10:03.000 Yeah, you call me Banana Rock.
00:10:05.000 Okay.
00:10:06.000 But you don't want to call me Banana Rock.
00:10:07.000 You don't want to call me Banana Rock?
00:10:10.000 My friends call me Banana Rock, but you're not a friend.
00:10:12.000 You're not a friend.
00:10:13.000 You're not a friend.
00:10:13.000 No, you are not a friend!
00:10:16.000 I am Banana Rock T!
00:10:17.000 Alright.
00:10:18.000 And then I took to TikTok to lose my job.
00:10:20.000 Yes!
00:10:23.000 Prove that I'm an idiot, removing all doubt.
00:10:24.000 Sorry, you mispronounced tenure.
00:10:26.000 Hey, really quickly, so the Ron DeSantis thing, I don't know if it's still going on, Tocanawan, I don't know if you have anything on that, but his announcement is concerning, I believe, law enforcement, so do we have anything on that?
00:10:37.000 Yeah, he just gave the mic over to a sheriff in Tampa, and that's live right now.
00:10:41.000 It's live right now.
00:10:42.000 Okay, well, you know what, we have a story set up for it, but let's go right now live to, and by the way, hit the like button, share if you like the fact that this is live, and sometimes we go off book.
00:10:50.000 We're really curious to see what it is that Ron DeSantis is doing.
00:10:53.000 Major announcement!
00:10:54.000 Let's see.
00:10:54.000 The decisions for the courts or a jury of our peers.
00:10:58.000 One of the more egregious examples occurred in September and involved a suspect who, after shooting someone, and then opened fires on a residence where that victim sought refuge and protection.
00:11:11.000 Inside of that house was the victim, his mother, other children, and extended family members who were forced to take cover and hide.
00:11:21.000 To make things even worse, nearby was another mother and her twin infant children in a vehicle.
00:11:30.000 One of the shooters, our suspect, was identified and arrested just a short few days later.
00:11:36.000 After being released from jail, he was caught and arrested for committing another burglary.
00:11:42.000 And while in jail, the state attorney's office no-files charges on the shooting and the separate burglary charge.
00:11:49.000 Right, so bring that down because this guy's nervous.
00:11:51.000 By the way, I love, this is the thing, Rhonda Santis actually works with real people.
00:11:53.000 You can hear how dry his mouth is.
00:11:55.000 Yeah.
00:11:55.000 You can hear how nervous he is.
00:11:56.000 Guy, guy can't be blamed for that.
00:11:58.000 No.
00:11:58.000 It's just a guy stepping up doing the right thing.
00:12:00.000 So, uh, okay.
00:12:01.000 So basically what's going on right now is progressive prosecutors that are supposed to be backed by George Soros that are not enforcing the law, that's what Ron DeSantis is addressing, basically saying it's a dereliction of his duty and one of the reasons that crime is surging and that's why they're removing him from office.
00:12:18.000 Forcibly removing this person.
00:12:20.000 So I guess state attorney Andrew Warren can derelict my boss.
00:12:27.000 That really hurt when he told me to do it.
00:12:32.000 Well, no, but that's fantastic.
00:12:33.000 I mean, you see that happening everywhere in these bigger democratic cities.
00:12:38.000 The mayor of New York was actually talking about it.
00:12:40.000 Ten guys, like there were 500 crimes committed by ten people that just kept getting released.
00:12:44.000 Let's go back to more of it.
00:12:45.000 You guys get me more on it.
00:12:46.000 It's Andrew Warren, right?
00:12:47.000 Andrew Warren.
00:12:48.000 Andrew Warren.
00:12:48.000 Let's see what he has.
00:12:49.000 Because we have the preface to this, which took place yesterday.
00:12:52.000 So we'll kind of be doing this a little bit sort of DeLorean style, going back and forth.
00:12:56.000 I really want to hear what this guy has to say.
00:12:57.000 I'm liking this guy even though he's nervous.
00:12:59.000 ...turned to that home.
00:13:01.000 Even in the face of this adversity, law enforcement continues to report for duty
00:13:05.000 and uphold their obligation.
00:13:07.000 As your sheriff, I continue to work with my law enforcement counterparts
00:13:13.000 who privately are frustrated with the state attorney.
00:13:18.000 Who seems intently focused on empathy for criminals and less interested in pursuing justice for crime victims.
00:13:28.000 As most everyone knows, I'm a tremendous proponent of reducing recidivism.
00:13:33.000 I've created several diversion programs and continue to provide resources, education, and training opportunities for individuals to rehabilitate and improve themselves.
00:13:43.000 While still holding offenders responsible for their actions.
00:13:48.000 These efforts do not involve a blatant refusal to uphold the laws of our state.
00:13:54.000 As the governor just outlined and as Tampa law enforcement has seen over the years, empowering criminals through a lack of prosecution jeopardizes the safety of our Tampa Bay community and makes them even more brazen to commit additional crimes and continue to victimize the innocent.
00:14:14.000 Real quick, I want to say a couple of things here.
00:14:17.000 I don't have this sheriff's name.
00:14:18.000 I would love to get his name, like the guy.
00:14:21.000 From what I'm seeing thus far, I don't know everything about him.
00:14:22.000 Compare what he is saying right now.
00:14:24.000 I guarantee you.
00:14:26.000 Call me to the mat on this.
00:14:27.000 Sheriff Chad Chronister, by the way.
00:14:28.000 His name is Chad, perfect.
00:14:30.000 So, call me to the mat on this if I am wrong.
00:14:32.000 I'm making a prediction here.
00:14:33.000 The left is going to say, just like with the Disney situation in Florida and Ron DeSantis, this is fascism.
00:14:38.000 The right doesn't care when they're using the law as their own political arm.
00:14:41.000 Here's the difference.
00:14:42.000 Sorry, DeSantis has come back up.
00:14:43.000 Okay, let's see DeSantis.
00:14:46.000 Another one of our great sheriffs that many of you know, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.
00:14:52.000 We just did a van-a-wife.
00:14:58.000 Thank you very much, Governor.
00:14:59.000 It looks a little bit like Mr. Mackey with hair, but I won't hold that against him.
00:15:02.000 And I can tell you, I've done this job my entire adult life.
00:15:07.000 I remember, Governor, when the felons owned Florida.
00:15:11.000 It was in the 70s and 80s.
00:15:12.000 I thought you were going to say it was called Detroit.
00:15:14.000 I was one of the cops on the street.
00:15:16.000 Well, they built Miami, so kind of thank you.
00:15:20.000 We couldn't keep the criminals locked up, and they preyed on the community.
00:15:24.000 And Governor, they didn't prey on the ones behind the gated communities in the million and half million dollar homes.
00:15:31.000 They preyed on what I call the real working people.
00:15:35.000 And then a magic thing happened.
00:15:37.000 We changed the laws.
00:15:38.000 We decided to hold them accountable.
00:15:40.000 And Governor, it was a Democrat Governor that signed the legislation that started us down the path originally to make a positive difference.
00:15:51.000 Now I look around the country today.
00:15:53.000 I've seen a few things.
00:15:56.000 I was recently the President of the Major County Sheriffs of America.
00:16:00.000 I talked to and counseled with the sheriffs from the largest
00:16:06.000 jurisdictions in the entire nation to include the Los Angeles Sheriff's Office.
00:16:11.000 In fact, the sheriff there was my vice president of the association at one time.
00:16:18.000 And you know what they tell me?
00:16:19.000 They tell me we got a dumpster fire going on in this nation.
00:16:23.000 And you know who's getting burned by this dumpster fire?
00:16:26.000 The working people.
00:16:29.000 You know, it's not safe for people to walk the streets.
00:16:32.000 The homeless aren't being looked out for.
00:16:35.000 The mentally ill aren't being looked out for.
00:16:38.000 And it's by the major people.
00:16:40.000 Now, Governor, I know you'd be disappointed if you didn't see some cards.
00:16:45.000 So let me give you a snapshot of the people that join Prosecutor Warren in not enforcing the law.
00:16:53.000 Racist jokes about Sammy by the way shouldn't you refer to him as former state prosecutor Warren?
00:16:58.000 Make it sting That would have been Donald Trump.
00:17:03.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:05.000 Farber!
00:17:06.000 It looks photoshopped.
00:17:12.000 Because they weren't holding criminals accountable.
00:17:16.000 Chicago.
00:17:16.000 I think that speaks for itself.
00:17:18.000 Los Angeles.
00:17:21.000 Where the sheriff told me I've got 60,000 homeless.
00:17:26.000 Wow.
00:17:26.000 We have criminals running wild.
00:17:30.000 We have innocent people being victimized.
00:17:33.000 And who's responsible there?
00:17:36.000 The prosecutor.
00:17:38.000 The chief prosecutor who's allowing it to occur.
00:17:41.000 He has the law.
00:17:43.000 He has the tools.
00:17:44.000 Baltimore, Maryland.
00:17:47.000 But that's not all.
00:17:49.000 And there's one of our favorite places, Portland, Oregon.
00:17:54.000 You can set up a chop zone there.
00:17:55.000 Did you hear the audience?
00:17:56.000 Not let the cops come in.
00:17:59.000 You got a crowd animator off to the right.
00:18:03.000 He's a hype man.
00:18:04.000 As long as it takes me to drive back there from here.
00:18:06.000 They got the guy from Def Comedy Jam.
00:18:09.000 Yeah.
00:18:09.000 He's like, come on.
00:18:10.000 New York.
00:18:10.000 Yeah.
00:18:12.000 Where they're not holding people accountable.
00:18:13.000 The Sandman comes out with the hook.
00:18:14.000 Seattle, Washington.
00:18:17.000 And Washington, D.C.
00:18:18.000 So what's the commonality here?
00:18:21.000 Democrats.
00:18:22.000 Just go look for yourself.
00:18:24.000 Look at the data.
00:18:25.000 The murders are up.
00:18:27.000 Innocent people are being murdered where prosecutors don't do their job.
00:18:33.000 My friend Chad Chronister just gave you an example.
00:18:37.000 We don't have time to stand here all day.
00:18:39.000 But listen.
00:18:41.000 Prosecutor Warren Like the rest of us who ran for public office, we ask for your precious vote in order to enforce the law and do what was right.
00:18:54.000 Then we took an oath to tell the truth, to uphold the Constitution, and to support the laws in the government.
00:19:03.000 And we do that.
00:19:05.000 And we're led by the greatest governor in the United States of America.
00:19:07.000 The kind of language that you could not hear at a Democrat rally right now.
00:19:12.000 It wouldn't land.
00:19:12.000 You can't say law.
00:19:13.000 You can't say rule of law, constitution.
00:19:16.000 It's not something that is permissible.
00:19:19.000 A city of people not being gunned down?
00:19:22.000 Couldn't really... I mean, sad.
00:19:25.000 They said they wouldn't prosecute.
00:19:27.000 Not we'll evaluate it case by case.
00:19:30.000 We won't prosecute.
00:19:32.000 You know, they're not God.
00:19:35.000 They're not the legislature.
00:19:38.000 So at the end of the day, ladies and gentlemen, this is about protecting the community we serve.
00:19:44.000 This is about keeping people safe.
00:19:47.000 And when you look at the highest murder rates, when you look where the quality of life is lowest, you look at the prosecutor who does not support law enforcement, who does not do what's right.
00:20:01.000 Our governor does what's right.
00:20:04.000 And Governor, I appreciate, from the bottom of my heart, you setting the example, and doing the right thing, and keeping the people safe.
00:20:14.000 And the exciting thing is, you not only protect the people behind the gated communities, you protect the people who clean the gates on those communities.
00:20:25.000 Thank you.
00:20:26.000 God bless you.
00:20:27.000 Pretty strong.
00:20:28.000 Also, this shows you that conservatives understand the importance of municipal government.
00:20:32.000 Yeah.
00:20:32.000 Using cities as examples.
00:20:33.000 The left always says, look at the poorest states.
00:20:35.000 Most of them are red.
00:20:36.000 Sure.
00:20:37.000 They don't have the same kind of crime infestations that you're talking... So, this is a problem.
00:20:41.000 The left always says poverty is a problem.
00:20:42.000 Poverty isn't the problem.
00:20:44.000 Poverty itself isn't the problem, and certainly not the wealth gap.
00:20:47.000 The problem is the ramifications of certain poverty-stricken neighborhoods, largely run by Democrat mayors.
00:20:53.000 Places like Detroit.
00:20:55.000 Sure, some of them have drug problems.
00:20:56.000 They don't have the violent crime problem.
00:20:58.000 He just pointed to cities.
00:21:00.000 You have states that are petri dishes, and then you have cities, which are also little experiments, and he was just pointing to Tampa in Florida.
00:21:06.000 He was an outlier.
00:21:08.000 So, let's go back to Governor Ron DeSantis.
00:21:12.000 Oh, it's not?
00:21:12.000 No.
00:21:12.000 agencies to protect our community and then to turn around and find out those
00:21:16.000 cases got no filed. To find out that they have to go back to a victim
00:21:20.000 and say sorry this won't be prosecuted. Those are very difficult days.
00:21:25.000 I can't believe he just had three white guys speak.
00:21:27.000 Is that against some kind of law?
00:21:28.000 It is.
00:21:29.000 Must be why CNN isn't covering it.
00:21:31.000 Oh yeah, no.
00:21:32.000 When we were talking about this, it was like, there's no way they're going to cover this, so we need to make sure we have a backup of this.
00:21:37.000 They'll cover it later when they have the angle.
00:21:39.000 Oh, they'll basically just call Ron DeSantis a bully.
00:21:42.000 Yeah.
00:21:42.000 They'll call him a fascist.
00:21:43.000 Just bring in the quiet girl who gets loud from Police Academy.
00:21:46.000 Yes.
00:21:48.000 That'll be totally fine.
00:21:49.000 I've got a couple of stats on Warren if you want them.
00:21:52.000 So some of the reasons that he has been kicked out, or basically being removed from office.
00:21:52.000 Sure, let's do that.
00:21:56.000 Suspended.
00:21:57.000 Kicked out sounds better.
00:21:57.000 Suspended.
00:21:58.000 It just sounds less ceremonious.
00:22:00.000 Yeah.
00:22:00.000 So basically he said that there were 7,000, one of his crowning achievements is 7,000 people that had, I think they were driving without an ID or driving without identification, is one of those things that he just said, we aren't going to do anything with that, right?
00:22:13.000 And so there were some ramifications to that.
00:22:14.000 That wasn't the major thing though.
00:22:16.000 His recent comment that I think really sent it over the edge was, he's not going to prosecute doctors or anybody else who gets an abortion.
00:22:22.000 Right?
00:22:23.000 Under the new laws that they're saying.
00:22:24.000 saying he's just basically a man who performs an abortion.
00:22:27.000 He's saying I am not going to enforce the laws of the state of Florida.
00:22:30.000 I'm going to kind of do whatever I want to do and DeSantis just fired a shot across the
00:22:33.000 bow for every single prosecutor in that state.
00:22:37.000 You enforce the rules that we the people signed by electing representatives who put forward
00:22:42.000 bills that came across my desk and I signed them.
00:22:45.000 Otherwise you don't have a job.
00:22:47.000 Yeah.
00:22:47.000 No, I think that's a good point.
00:22:48.000 You know what?
00:22:48.000 Instead of going to the clips of Ron DeSantis, we're gonna mix it up a little bit.
00:22:52.000 We'll go to this week in Biden after I make this point.
00:22:54.000 Because I think it's an important contrast.
00:22:56.000 Here's what the left is going to do.
00:22:57.000 This is what I'm saying.
00:22:58.000 You can call me on this.
00:22:59.000 They are going to try and point to this.
00:23:02.000 Just like it did with Disney.
00:23:04.000 And say Ron DeSantis is using the law as a fascist.
00:23:07.000 You guys don't have a problem when they do it?
00:23:09.000 And then you accuse Biden, insert whatever it is here, actual fascist action that was undertaken by the president, you know, like locking down economies, like punishing, like saying that he would override states' rights on certain issues, right?
00:23:21.000 This is something that they will do.
00:23:22.000 They will try and make it seem as though Ron DeSantis is a fascist.
00:23:25.000 Let's be really clear here.
00:23:26.000 What Ron DeSantis is doing, and what I like about Ron DeSantis, Governor Ron DeSantis, Don't get me wrong, very much like and appreciate Donald Trump, but vote for any one of them if they are in the general.
00:23:37.000 Governor Ron DeSantis has been working on this for a while.
00:23:39.000 He made the announcement once he aimed, and aimed correctly.
00:23:44.000 One shot, boom.
00:23:45.000 That's what he does.
00:23:46.000 He does it well.
00:23:47.000 He still makes sure to put the media on their heels, and we have clips from what he did yesterday, he still makes sure to keep fighting the front as, fighting on the fronts that are occurring right now, but he is working behind the scenes, and when he comes out with something, whether it's the Disney, um, the Disney, was it a bill exactly, or was it just, we're just gonna revoke your tax benefits?
00:24:03.000 Yeah, just revoking the tax.
00:24:04.000 Revoke your tax benefits.
00:24:05.000 So it didn't even, at that point I don't even think it needed to be a bill.
00:24:07.000 Not renewing, I think, technically.
00:24:08.000 Yeah, not renewing.
00:24:08.000 There you go.
00:24:10.000 He did it behind the scenes, made sure that he was right, made sure that he had the authority to do so, did it.
00:24:16.000 And then the left says that he was a fascist.
00:24:18.000 So, let's compare what Governor DeSantis is doing, and I guarantee you they will try and say this is a man using government as a hammer, is what they're going to try and say.
00:24:28.000 He's simply demanding that people who are elected represent the people who elect them, and the laws of that state If you're going to ask me, I think that that state prosecutor, that state attorney, Andrew Murray, think he's a fascist.
00:24:46.000 If he says, wait a second, there's a law here in Florida that we have, was passed by the state legislature, and we have a system of checks and balances, I'm not going to enforce it.
00:24:55.000 Andrew Warren.
00:24:55.000 Warren.
00:24:56.000 What did I say?
00:24:57.000 Oh, Murray.
00:24:57.000 Murray.
00:24:58.000 Not Andrew Murray.
00:24:59.000 Who's Andrew Murray?
00:24:59.000 I don't know.
00:25:01.000 I know Douglas Murray is, you know, a very wonderful friend.
00:25:03.000 I gotta be honest, I'm just still stuck on the driver's license part.
00:25:07.000 Isn't that the first red flag to continue the procedure?
00:25:10.000 Right.
00:25:11.000 Just don't go, oh, no license.
00:25:13.000 Yeah.
00:25:14.000 Guess we can't hold you to anything.
00:25:14.000 My bad.
00:25:16.000 Yeah, I guess so.
00:25:17.000 I don't know who you are.
00:25:19.000 Voting booth's over there.
00:25:20.000 He basically came in and said, hey, I cleared out like 30% of our backlog.
00:25:24.000 Oh, that's fantastic work for a self-owned job.
00:25:26.000 We just didn't prosecute anything.
00:25:26.000 How'd you do that?
00:25:28.000 Because we all know how Democrats love clearing up red tape.
00:25:33.000 So, no, to me it's far more fascist to not enforce the laws that were decided upon either by your actual constituents, the voters, or your state legislature, depending on what kind of a bill, depending on the bill that we're looking at.
00:25:44.000 Let's go now to, speaking of abortion and rape and gross overreach of the federal government, let's go to This Week in Biden.
00:25:51.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:25:55.000 All right. Uh, let me make sure I have this here. Uh, what is this is? Oh, another executive order.
00:26:02.000 Yeah, this is an executive order from Joe Biden. Okay.
00:26:04.000 Tuesday. Sorry. I'm mixing and mixing everything up here today because this stuff is going live
00:26:10.000 and it secures funding for interstate abortion tourism. A tragic case of rape survivors,
00:26:17.000 including a 10 year old girl forced to travel to and other state for care, you know, wiping out the right to.
00:26:24.000 choose on whether you have incest, abortion, I mean, excuse me, incest, or having a rape.
00:26:31.000 Stuttered because it runs in the family.
00:26:32.000 This is just extreme.
00:26:35.000 You know, even the life of the mother is a big question in some cases.
00:26:38.000 I'll stop there and turn this over to the Vice President.
00:26:41.000 There's so much more to say, but I'm anxious to hear from all of you.
00:26:44.000 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:26:46.000 Do I sign this order now?
00:26:48.000 I'm going to sign this executive order right now, okay?
00:26:51.000 Ah, bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh.
00:26:53.000 That's a menu, sir.
00:26:55.000 This is Dennis So, okay
00:27:05.000 Yes, it's hysterical, but... And yes, it's hysterical.
00:27:10.000 Now, think of this for a second.
00:27:11.000 There are a couple things that are wrong with that.
00:27:14.000 You talk about a ten-year-old having to travel for abortion?
00:27:18.000 Both states he was talking about have rape exceptions.
00:27:21.000 Yeah, they do.
00:27:24.000 So, okay, what's the reason for this executive order?
00:27:27.000 Both states have an exemption, or exceptions, for rape.
00:27:31.000 So what he's talking about now is Medicaid will be used to reimburse travel for abortions.
00:27:37.000 Remember safe, legal, and rare?
00:27:39.000 I talked about this yesterday.
00:27:41.000 I said it's not only no longer safe, legal, and rare, it's not only just shout your abortion, it's taxpayers, you need to be on the hook to fund the Uber!
00:27:50.000 For people to cross state lines and get abortions.
00:27:53.000 Come on now.
00:27:54.000 We're way beyond common ground.
00:27:55.000 Tell me that that isn't fascist.
00:27:57.000 Ron DeSantis wants to get rid of a corrupt prosecutor for not, I don't know, prosecuting crimes, as they listed.
00:28:04.000 Joe Biden wants to make sure That even though, of course, the judicial branch is supposed to be entirely separate and states have the right to decide their own abortion laws, that he is going to override it and force you, the taxpayer, at a federal level to fund abortion tourism predicated on a lie because that 10 year old
00:28:26.000 Would have already been able to get the care that she needed in that situation, right?
00:28:31.000 I understand it, but why don't we talk about... I don't understand it!
00:28:33.000 I'm not entirely sure that it's a true story.
00:28:36.000 I know, there was a whole lot of speculation about it, but really what they didn't cover was, okay, well, yes, that is a terrible situation.
00:28:43.000 She could have gotten the care that she wanted in either state.
00:28:46.000 Who raped her?
00:28:48.000 Why are we talking about the rapists there?
00:28:50.000 Oh, you mean like the kids who had monkey pox in the household?
00:28:54.000 They arrested a guy.
00:28:55.000 They did.
00:28:56.000 They arrested a guy for doing it.
00:28:57.000 I believe he was here illegally in the country.
00:29:00.000 Somewhere in Ohio.
00:29:02.000 He was pulled over, but he didn't have ID, so they let him go.
00:29:04.000 Keep going.
00:29:06.000 That's the thing.
00:29:09.000 You made the point just a second ago, right, that we were talking about symptoms and we're not treating the root cause.
00:29:13.000 The root cause of what happened here is that somebody did something illegal that will forever change this girl's life from 10 years old.
00:29:21.000 I cannot imagine, if I was that father, I would not want to see a justice system that didn't involve me and a shotgun at the very end of it, right?
00:29:29.000 I can't imagine.
00:29:30.000 Because we don't enforce our laws.
00:29:33.000 That's what happened.
00:29:35.000 The person should never have been here in the first place.
00:29:37.000 Look, catch and release is the exact same problem as not having a wall, not having the border.
00:29:42.000 It's the exact same problem.
00:29:44.000 Why release?
00:29:45.000 Well, because they could hurt somebody.
00:29:47.000 That's why I'm against releasing these hardened criminals.
00:29:50.000 Well, why do you want a wall?
00:29:51.000 Because they can hurt people.
00:29:53.000 And there'd be no way of tracking it.
00:29:55.000 One guy in New York that was released robbed the same store, I think, 27 times.
00:30:00.000 Let me ask you this.
00:30:01.000 Let me walk through a logic exercise here.
00:30:03.000 My Uncle Fred?
00:30:05.000 Everything that you say here can be admitted into court.
00:30:07.000 Fred is screwed.
00:30:07.000 Oh, sorry.
00:30:08.000 Fred is screwed.
00:30:09.000 How many people did this Andrew Warren, this prosecutor, how many did he brag about letting
00:30:15.000 go without ID, drivers?
00:30:16.000 7,000.
00:30:18.000 7,000.
00:30:18.000 Okay, 7,000.
00:30:18.000 We said that's not the big deal, but it actually is a big deal.
00:30:21.000 Let me ask you this.
00:30:21.000 Let's go through this question.
00:30:23.000 This is serious.
00:30:23.000 Think about this.
00:30:24.000 If someone doesn't have an identification at all, no form of identification, okay?
00:30:29.000 Ask yourself this.
00:30:30.000 They're driving with no form of identification, and keep in mind, police are often, even if you don't have a driver's license, they don't stop.
00:30:36.000 They're like, well, okay.
00:30:37.000 They'll ask for any form of identification, and then, of course, they'll usually cite you for driving without a license.
00:30:43.000 Um, if someone is driving and doesn't have a driver's license, do you think that that makes them significantly more or even just a little less likely to be committing a crime?
00:30:54.000 Now, put that in your back pocket.
00:30:57.000 Let's continue.
00:30:58.000 Okay?
00:30:59.000 Let's say that they are more likely to commit a crime.
00:31:02.000 Let's say that they're just as likely, the same likelihood of committing a crime, as somebody who doesn't have any form of ID, like most citizens.
00:31:09.000 Do you think that they are more or less likely to be caught and to be held accountable?
00:31:15.000 There's a reason for it.
00:31:17.000 There's a reason that you need a driver's license.
00:31:21.000 And I understand, Libertarians, I understand that cops can't just ask you willy-nilly for ID, but they can if you are breaking the law in a car and you are driving without a license, if you're driving with a suspended license.
00:31:31.000 One time, I was down the street and I didn't have my license on me.
00:31:35.000 I said, well, here you go, and I think I had my I don't know.
00:31:38.000 I think I had a digital copy.
00:31:40.000 I don't know exactly what it was.
00:31:41.000 Oh, that's right.
00:31:41.000 I had a picture on my phone.
00:31:42.000 But even then he was like, you know, this really shouldn't count.
00:31:44.000 But I'll give you a warning.
00:31:45.000 The point is, I would have accepted the ticket and say, I screwed up.
00:31:50.000 So think about it.
00:31:51.000 More less likely to commit a crime if they don't have identification.
00:31:54.000 And let's assume that you don't believe people who are likely here illegally if they have no form of identification.
00:31:59.000 Let's assume that you don't believe, I don't know, every statistic that we've seen in relation to illegal immigrants and their increased likelihood for crime.
00:32:05.000 Not immigrants.
00:32:06.000 Illegal immigrants.
00:32:07.000 Undocumented immigrants.
00:32:08.000 Let's assume you don't believe that.
00:32:10.000 You still have to accept that there would be no way to enforce the law.
00:32:15.000 Do you think?
00:32:15.000 Do you think?
00:32:16.000 If you go through those 7,000 people in Florida, You think you might find a rapist?
00:32:22.000 And by the way, Warren called it his proudest achievement.
00:32:25.000 Yeah.
00:32:27.000 And he can pee standing up.
00:32:30.000 No way.
00:32:31.000 You must be so proud of yourself.
00:32:32.000 I mean, I'm exaggerating.
00:32:33.000 He maybe does a squat.
00:32:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:32:37.000 Forward squat.
00:32:37.000 We're seeing it right now.
00:32:38.000 We're seeing this exact thing.
00:32:39.000 The left goes, this is horrible.
00:32:41.000 We want to look.
00:32:42.000 We need to.
00:32:43.000 We need to usurp your rights here by signing an executive order because you're in danger.
00:32:48.000 Okay, what are you doing to stop the danger, Biden?
00:32:52.000 New York, Portland, Seattle, Los Angeles, they just mentioned Tampa.
00:32:57.000 They are right now taking steps in Florida to prevent more extreme examples that you use to make your case, like 10-year-olds being raped because of prosecutors not upholding the law.
00:33:08.000 How many people do you think were raped?
00:33:10.000 How many people do you think were murdered?
00:33:11.000 How many people do you think were mugged?
00:33:13.000 How many BNEs do you think there were?
00:33:15.000 How many acts of arson from people who were released?
00:33:19.000 Because of leftist prosecutors, or defunding the police, or catch-and-release, as we've covered in graphic detail in places like New York City.
00:33:26.000 All references available at latterthecutter.com.
00:33:28.000 This is where they try and gaslight you and say that you're being conspiratorial when you see that it's by design.
00:33:33.000 Of course the left wants there to be more crime.
00:33:37.000 Of course the left wants there to be more pandemics, because that's the only way that they can control you.
00:33:44.000 I'm not saying that they're secretly committing crimes themselves, although this prosecutor probably.
00:33:49.000 I'm not saying that they're secretly engineering diseases, but what I am saying is they have a vested interest in keeping you afraid and keeping you poor.
00:33:57.000 I've talked about this repeatedly.
00:33:59.000 The only way that Governor Ron DeSantis does well in an election And if you want to disagree with me, comment below.
00:34:05.000 I would love to hear an argument against this.
00:34:08.000 I can't imagine one.
00:34:09.000 The only way Governor Ron DeSantis wins is if people are optimistic.
00:34:15.000 If people believe that they have the potential to be better off.
00:34:18.000 If people believe that there will be less crime.
00:34:20.000 If people believe that there will be less at-risk for diseases.
00:34:23.000 That's the only way he wins.
00:34:26.000 The only way he wins is by making you more successful.
00:34:31.000 He couldn't possibly win.
00:34:32.000 That's his platform.
00:34:33.000 The only way a Democrat wins is by telling you that you need them because you need to be afraid, and they need to come in and ensure that they can protect you from the skyrocketing crime, that they can protect you from the scary diseases.
00:34:44.000 They need you to be afraid.
00:34:46.000 If they are the party of the poor, they need you to be poor.
00:34:51.000 You need to understand.
00:34:52.000 Just look at what is required for Governor DeSantis to win.
00:34:56.000 Versus, is it, uh, Nikki Fried?
00:34:58.000 Oh, wow.
00:34:59.000 Spelled fried.
00:35:01.000 I don't care.
00:35:01.000 He should just call the race.
00:35:02.000 Totally over.
00:35:04.000 Spelled fried, I hate that.
00:35:05.000 Anyway, that's been This Week in Biden.
00:35:07.000 If you have a problem, figure it out, whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black.
00:35:11.000 Really quickly, speaking of this, speaking of voting, Robert Hughes, 58, a man in Ohio, was arrested, I don't know if you saw this, Tuesday, after threatening to shoot a voting machine.
00:35:23.000 Oh wow.
00:35:23.000 Which I would say is extreme.
00:35:24.000 He was charged with inducing panic, threatening violence, which is a second degree felony, and now lawyers are saying he could actually be facing additional charges for a hate crime, as the voting machine was black.
00:35:37.000 Do we want to show any of the Ron DeSantis clips?
00:35:45.000 It seems like they're kind of irrelevant at this point.
00:35:47.000 Well, I mean, he was talking about some different stuff and he's, you know, he kind of dovetails into what he's doing here.
00:35:51.000 He's taking the steps that governors across the country need to be taking.
00:35:54.000 He's basically standing up and saying, okay, that's enough.
00:35:57.000 Enough of this liberalism, enough progressivism here.
00:36:00.000 Just enforce the laws.
00:36:01.000 Just make sure that, you know, we're getting students.
00:36:04.000 Well, imagine being a person who thinks it's a good thing to not enforce identification laws in drivers.
00:36:12.000 It's happening everywhere in these Democrat cities, like not enforcing the laws in San Francisco.
00:36:16.000 This is good, I feel good about this decision.
00:36:18.000 You know, it just doesn't make any sense to pull somebody over and go, well, I guess we can't go anywhere from here.
00:36:23.000 I don't know who the heck you are.
00:36:25.000 No ID?
00:36:26.000 Nah, have a good night, sir.
00:36:27.000 That'd be a horrible film noir.
00:36:29.000 Is there an ID for the girl tied up in the back?
00:36:32.000 No.
00:36:33.000 Rats.
00:36:33.000 Sorry, sweetheart!
00:36:35.000 Hands are tied.
00:36:36.000 Good luck.
00:36:36.000 Yours, too.
00:36:37.000 I just think it's disgusting, too, to just, like, use this ten-year-old girl, which should be a completely private situation, and can be taken care of.
00:36:45.000 It's just, it's gross.
00:36:49.000 Everything about it, yeah, and then he's like, ah, so now we all get to pay for, uh...
00:36:53.000 We all get to pay for... What's the other Uber one?
00:36:56.000 What's the other one not Uber?
00:36:57.000 What's the other one?
00:36:57.000 Lifts.
00:36:58.000 We all get to pay for the lifts.
00:37:00.000 The lifts for ladies straight into the stirrups.
00:37:02.000 No.
00:37:03.000 There's a new one called Cradle.
00:37:05.000 Yeah.
00:37:06.000 If it's possible.
00:37:07.000 There's also another one called Cat's End.
00:37:08.000 If it's possible.
00:37:11.000 It just plays that the whole way.
00:37:13.000 Little boy blew in the man on the moon.
00:37:15.000 What is it?
00:37:16.000 Talks you out of... I can't make it to the state line.
00:37:19.000 I'm too sad to get an abortion.
00:37:21.000 Oh man, I'll just phrase it wrong.
00:37:25.000 I want to see DeSantis and I want to see other state lawmakers standing up and doing this, other governors, if they're going to sign an executive order that basically says no matter what the state of Texas decides, no matter what its citizens come together and decide about abortion, which is now not a federal issue but a state issue, We're not giving you money for that.
00:37:44.000 If you guys use our money in a way that we are not in agreement with, and it's not just saying I pick and choose what you pay taxes on, I'm not saying that.
00:37:51.000 You're deliberately going against what the Supreme Court has said is now a state issue by trying to find a loophole for it.
00:37:59.000 So legislatures, you guys need to stand up and say this.
00:38:02.000 And then in Washington, people like Ted Cruz, if he's going to do this, you guys need to pass some bills that say, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:08.000 You can't use federal money that comes from states that have abortion laws in place to fund abortions for
00:38:15.000 their citizens to travel out of state and basically just find a loophole for it. You can't do
00:38:19.000 that. They did it with Planned Parenthood where they're like, oh, we're providing service money, not
00:38:23.000 abortion money. Do you think that at a certain point the left is trying to goad people into
00:38:27.000 some kind of a civil conflict?
00:38:29.000 Think about it. At a certain point where it's like, okay, look, Roe v. Wade was bad law,
00:38:33.000 okay, then the court, which is supposed to be separate, said this is going to go back to the
00:38:37.000 states. The states said, okay, we're going to create, this is what we're going to create as
00:38:39.000 the law in our state and then the...
00:38:42.000 Commander-in-Chief says, no, instead I'm going to override it, along with locking down states.
00:38:49.000 Think about it, at a certain point, people in their state who have the right to make decisions for their state feel absolutely powerless, where they can no longer say, well, you know what, that's the beauty of states' rights.
00:38:59.000 This government is ensuring that you know your state doesn't have Right.
00:39:04.000 Yeah, it looks like DeSantis is back up speaking and not just introducing people.
00:39:08.000 Okay, all right, let's see what he has to say.
00:39:10.000 ...attorney, uh, is to apply the law and enforce the law, not pick and choose which laws you like and which laws you don't like.
00:39:19.000 Okay, judge, come on up.
00:39:20.000 What judge is this?
00:39:24.000 Oh, is this the new, like, uh, while the other judge is suspended?
00:39:26.000 No, the state attorney, not the judge.
00:39:28.000 This is a judge, but... Oh, it's a judge, okay.
00:39:29.000 ...the state attorney was suspended.
00:39:30.000 Keep in mind, I'm looking on a small screen here, so... Okay.
00:39:36.000 Thank you, thank you.
00:39:38.000 Good morning, and thank you for being here today.
00:39:42.000 I want to first thank Governor DeSantis for placing his trust in me to execute the duties of State Attorney of the 13th Judicial Circuit.
00:39:51.000 And by the way, here's your replacement.
00:39:53.000 I told you!
00:39:53.000 I'm sorry, I thought you said he was a judge as well.
00:39:56.000 Well, that's State Attorney, yes.
00:39:57.000 Yeah.
00:39:58.000 Now she's the State Attorney.
00:39:59.000 Yeah.
00:40:00.000 My judge can be a state attorney, just like an attorney can become a judge.
00:40:04.000 A woman?
00:40:08.000 I'm not wild about it either.
00:40:12.000 I hold the utmost respect for our state laws, and I understand the important role that the state attorney plays in ensuring the safety of our community.
00:40:22.000 Can you imagine the mourning that Andrew Ward is having right now?
00:40:25.000 I'm sorry, he said what?
00:40:26.000 I'm suspended?
00:40:26.000 Oh, we'll fight that, don't worry.
00:40:28.000 He's at a replacement already?
00:40:30.000 Sitting on a smart toilet chair.
00:40:32.000 They're like sawing the name off of his... They didn't tell him?
00:40:37.000 They just had this news conference?
00:40:38.000 Exactly, yeah.
00:40:39.000 Don't tell him, don't tell him.
00:40:40.000 They push his name card out of the office like a Scrabble board.
00:40:43.000 Governor DeSantis, it's best to do this on Friday at 5.
00:40:45.000 Nope!
00:40:46.000 Thursday, 9am sharp.
00:40:48.000 Actually, make it 9.10, that way he's already in his seat when it happens.
00:40:51.000 I knew I should have let 7,001 people go.
00:40:56.000 Kept my job.
00:40:56.000 Oh, I love it.
00:40:57.000 The state attorney has his gavel and it's just pulled out of his hand like a candy cane from the Grinch.
00:41:01.000 Just, ahhh.
00:41:04.000 Guess what, guys?
00:41:06.000 And to rub salt in the wound, replaced him with a woman.
00:41:09.000 Deserves.
00:41:10.000 Now... Bring in a Miami 3.
00:41:18.000 You, judge, are now a state attorney.
00:41:21.000 Wait, wear a one-piece.
00:41:22.000 You're in Florida.
00:41:25.000 All right, so let's go to some of the things that he said yesterday so you can now see some foreshadowing.
00:41:30.000 He started throwing haymakers yesterday, Ron DeSantis, and it was kind of a teaser of what was to come.
00:41:35.000 Love it.
00:41:35.000 His first target was, again, true heroes.
00:41:40.000 True.
00:41:41.000 Not teachers at this point.
00:41:42.000 The other true heroes.
00:41:43.000 Public health officials.
00:41:44.000 This was yesterday, Governor Ron DeSantis.
00:41:45.000 They would shame people for even leaving their house in April, May 2020.
00:41:53.000 And you can't do it.
00:41:54.000 Some people wanted to bury loved ones.
00:41:56.000 They wanted to do this.
00:41:57.000 And the argument people were making is, well, wait a minute, I can look at the risk of COVID and it's something that I'm willing to accept because these things mean more to me to be able to bury a loved one or to be able to do things with my family.
00:42:08.000 And the public health establishment, oh, no, no, you can't make that kind of cost-benefit analysis.
00:42:14.000 When the George Floyd riots were happening, they actually wrote a letter with thousands of these people signing it saying, we do not believe that rioting and protesting is bad for COVID.
00:42:30.000 That you can do it.
00:42:30.000 Go ahead.
00:42:31.000 Because we think it's so important that you have to do it.
00:42:34.000 And then they said, but this doesn't mean we support all protests.
00:42:37.000 Of course not.
00:42:37.000 If you're protesting lockdown policies or other things, then you can't do that.
00:42:42.000 And that's when I knew these people are a bunch of frauds.
00:42:46.000 I mean, how ridiculous.
00:42:48.000 He's right.
00:42:49.000 It's put pretty well.
00:42:50.000 Not a whole lot to disagree with there.
00:42:52.000 No, that was fantastic.
00:42:53.000 I couldn't believe it when it was actually happening.
00:42:55.000 I'm like, they're gonna, this, this is fine and that's not?
00:42:57.000 Yeah, we were covering it live.
00:42:58.000 Huh.
00:42:58.000 Well, you risk all kinds of things doing anything.
00:43:01.000 If that's the risk you're willing to take to go bury a loved one or be part of something, that's the deal.
00:43:05.000 Not as risky to burn a cop car, though.
00:43:07.000 No.
00:43:07.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:09.000 Fire keeps COVID away.
00:43:10.000 Loot a Lucky Brand store.
00:43:11.000 Now, uh, sorry.
00:43:14.000 Sneakers.
00:43:14.000 I got so many great jeans.
00:43:17.000 I got some new kicks.
00:43:18.000 You like these?
00:43:19.000 George Floyd would have wanted it this way.
00:43:20.000 Now.
00:43:22.000 Saint.
00:43:23.000 His next step.
00:43:23.000 That's true.
00:43:25.000 Gender-affirming doctors.
00:43:27.000 Governor DeSantis.
00:43:28.000 That was his next target.
00:43:29.000 Let's play it.
00:43:30.000 involved in just protecting children in this state across a wide variety of things and one of the things that they're trying to do is they talk about these very young kids getting gender affirming care but they don't tell you what that is is they're actually giving very young girls double mastectomies they want to castrate these young boys that's wrong and so we've stood up and said both from the health and children well-being perspective you know you don't disfigure 10, 12, 13-year-old kids based on gender dysphoria.
00:44:03.000 By the way, he just said something that would have gotten us banned on YouTube not long ago.
00:44:07.000 So why would you be doing this?
00:44:08.000 I think these doctors need to get sued for what's happening.
00:44:11.000 I'm sorry.
00:44:13.000 Yeah.
00:44:14.000 Good!
00:44:17.000 I love it!
00:44:17.000 Alright, I guess right now he's taking questions?
00:44:20.000 Yeah.
00:44:20.000 Governor DeSantis?
00:44:21.000 Okay, this is happening live, and by the way, hit the like button if you want more of this as we cover events live as they unfold.
00:44:26.000 This just sort of fell in our lap here this morning.
00:44:29.000 That's called a veto!
00:44:30.000 those types of declarations. He was the only one signing his name to letters that basically
00:44:36.000 said to hell with the people of Florida. I'm going to do what I want. You know, we take
00:44:40.000 care that the laws are faithfully executed. Not every law on the books in Florida do I
00:44:44.000 agree with. I mean, it is what it is. And yes, there's sometimes the legislature will
00:44:49.000 put laws on my desk that I veto and then it doesn't become law.
00:44:52.000 That's called a veto.
00:44:53.000 They have the ability to override. They haven't done that yet. And so, but that's just the
00:44:57.000 way the system works.
00:44:58.000 I'll never get my fake dick now!
00:45:01.000 I'm in committee!
00:45:03.000 ...legislation and the legislature overrode it.
00:45:06.000 I don't think that'll happen, but if it did, then I would be duty-bound to enforce that law.
00:45:11.000 I can't just say, you know what, and throw a hissy fit and say, oh, I don't think it's good and I'm not going to enforce.
00:45:16.000 That's not the way the law works.
00:45:18.000 And so that, if you look around the country, the root of a lot of the problems is that this idea has taken hold.
00:45:26.000 That you can be a law unto yourself as a prosecutor.
00:45:29.000 That it doesn't really matter what the legislature does.
00:45:33.000 If you believe that that law conflicts with your idiosyncratic vision of, quote, social justice, then that gives you veto authority.
00:45:42.000 And that is not how a constitutional system can operate.
00:45:46.000 That is not how a rule of law can operate.
00:45:48.000 And ultimately, you cannot have safe and strong communities if we're not having enforcement of the law.
00:45:56.000 There's been criticism of Andrew Warren for a while from law enforcement officials.
00:46:00.000 But what was it that led you to ultimately make this decision?
00:46:03.000 Was it his signing that letter regarding the gun?
00:46:05.000 Thank you for the question.
00:46:06.000 He's a piece of shit next.
00:46:08.000 As I said, as problems around the country were coming to a head, I asked my office earlier this year to do a survey of what's going on in Florida.
00:46:19.000 How do you do a survey when people don't have IDs?
00:46:23.000 I'm not going to write on a sheet of paper.
00:46:24.000 I'm not prosecuting.
00:46:26.000 I'm going to ignore.
00:46:27.000 I mean, that's a very egregious thing to do.
00:46:30.000 But you will have sometimes policies which are de facto Nullifications of the law.
00:46:35.000 So they will say, well, you may be able to prosecute, but in circumstances that would never happen.
00:46:40.000 So it required them to go and do a lot, a lot of different things.
00:46:42.000 But yes, when you have the 2021 letter saying no matter what the state of, no matter what a state declares about protecting child welfare with respect, I mean, you know, they use these euphemisms, but what it is, is they're literally chopping off the private parts of young kids.
00:46:59.000 And that's wrong.
00:47:00.000 And you know, we're doing stuff administratively and with medical licenses.
00:47:03.000 It's only half right.
00:47:05.000 Some instances, they sew up your vagina with stitches like a Helena Bonham Carter character.
00:47:12.000 That's better.
00:47:14.000 And then after Dobbs comes down, where the Supreme Court said, this is return to the states to say that the laws that we have, you're just not going to enforce any of them.
00:47:22.000 And he drew no distinction.
00:47:24.000 I mean, we've always had prohibition on third trimester abortion.
00:47:27.000 We've always had prohibition, or at least for a while, on partial birth.
00:47:30.000 And now the three and a half months, It's okay.
00:47:33.000 That was a legislative debate.
00:47:35.000 There were some people that had different views on it.
00:47:37.000 The legislature passed it.
00:47:38.000 I signed it.
00:47:39.000 So that's what you have to do.
00:47:40.000 So those are really, I think, egregious.
00:47:43.000 And again, it's beyond just exercising discretion, whereas discretion would be I may get an individual case and make a determination that we're not going to go with prosecution because you have limited resources, what have you.
00:47:55.000 Where it goes across the line is where that ends up being used to effectively- You guys can comment below.
00:48:02.000 I think you're watching the makings of the next president.
00:48:07.000 That's what it feels like to me.
00:48:11.000 I've liked him for years, I'm being honest.
00:48:14.000 I've always liked him for years, but I think that if you do your part, We do our part, you know, and by the way, I'm not in the business of endorsing candidates.
00:48:23.000 What I can do is show you what it is that they are saying, and you can make up your mind.
00:48:27.000 can endorse your local candidates, but if we do our part and make sure that you know
00:48:30.000 what the active politicians who are actually fighting for you, what they're saying, and
00:48:36.000 you go out and make sure that people you know, you know, you pay it forward in a way that
00:48:41.000 pisses off all the right people, I think this can be his coming out party for a lot of people.
00:48:47.000 I think most people know, I think Republicans know, but I think this is something that,
00:48:51.000 you know what, I'm trying to think, trying to see this through the eyes of, let's say,
00:48:55.000 the Latino voters who are becoming more conservative, the black voters on the trans issues who are
00:48:59.000 incredibly conservative, everyone but suburban white bitches.
00:49:03.000 This is something no one can disagree with.
00:49:07.000 That's why they're not covering it on CNN.
00:49:09.000 See, it's the 19th AARP commercial.
00:49:11.000 Yeah, they've been on long commercials.
00:49:13.000 Yeah, they've been on long commercials talking about Reiner in Russia.
00:49:16.000 Griner.
00:49:17.000 Griner.
00:49:18.000 Oh, sorry.
00:49:19.000 Teddy Reiner is the French Judoka, who's a monster, by the way.
00:49:22.000 But yeah, Griner.
00:49:23.000 Rob Reiner.
00:49:24.000 Grimy, as she liked to be called.
00:49:25.000 Let's, uh... Grimy?
00:49:27.000 Let's go to the Santas again.
00:49:29.000 Wait a second.
00:49:30.000 but wherever they're putting in a ballot needs to be monitored by an election
00:49:36.000 official all the whole time. And God forbid we have secure elections.
00:49:39.000 Sitting there with no monitoring, you know, that obviously isn't consistent
00:49:43.000 with the law. So we have in place the ability to investigate this stuff that is being done.
00:49:48.000 You mean to say that people driving vehicles should have driver's licenses and voting
00:49:53.000 voting stations should have monitoring?
00:49:56.000 What?
00:49:57.000 Oh my gosh.
00:49:58.000 You.
00:49:58.000 It's the Third Reich!
00:49:59.000 So you're saying they should take some kind of test to drive this automobile and have proof of it?
00:50:05.000 I don't think so.
00:50:07.000 7,000, friend.
00:50:08.000 Well, you're an outside-the-box thinker, I'll give you that, but that's not for us.
00:50:11.000 Is this your car?
00:50:13.000 I can't ask.
00:50:13.000 It might be.
00:50:14.000 We believe you count the votes and you declare a winner on election night.
00:50:17.000 That's not that difficult to do.
00:50:19.000 We're one of the biggest states in the world.
00:50:20.000 We're one of the largest states in the world.
00:50:21.000 None of these other states do it.
00:50:22.000 So we're...
00:50:23.000 Did you hear what he said?
00:50:26.000 He's like, we just, I think, you know, you cast the vote, you count the votes, you declare a winner on election night.
00:50:30.000 We're one of the biggest states.
00:50:31.000 We can do it.
00:50:32.000 Well, you know, not exactly.
00:50:34.000 Florida's had some, uh, well, they had the hanging.
00:50:37.000 They had some missteps.
00:50:38.000 Well, that was a long time ago.
00:50:40.000 They're talking about now.
00:50:41.000 I know.
00:50:41.000 Let's go back time.
00:50:42.000 I mean, yes, you can get elected to county-wide office, but when you take office, you swear to uphold the laws and constitution of the state of Florida.
00:50:51.000 And so if you're not doing that, well, then that's something we need to have accountability and recourse for.
00:50:56.000 So, okay.
00:50:57.000 Well, thanks everybody.
00:50:58.000 We appreciate seeing you.
00:51:01.000 I got some more butts to kick.
00:51:02.000 I'll be back.
00:51:03.000 It's a very jolly ending.
00:51:05.000 Hey, thanks y'all.
00:51:06.000 Appreciate seeing you.
00:51:08.000 How much you want to bet there's someone in that lineup whose hand he shook and he told them to go screw themselves?
00:51:15.000 I think that's... so he has the same kind of He's got a little bit like of a prick in him and he's gonna go after people he really just doesn't care yeah but he's more polished in some ways meaning he's been in the political system a little bit longer it doesn't mean he's gonna do a better job Trump was absolutely the guy we needed at the time and I'm not saying he would be a bad candidate I just think DeSantis has less baggage right now
00:51:36.000 I think it's just going to be too much blowback with Trump, if you want me to be honest.
00:51:42.000 And I think this guy's a little bit more poised.
00:51:46.000 Here's the only thing that I will say.
00:51:47.000 I will be very pissed if this happens.
00:51:51.000 If it's Ron DeSantis, if it's Donald Trump, I will vote for this person.
00:51:55.000 If it's someone else who's a decent Republican, I will vote for that person.
00:51:58.000 It's not my job to try and tell you who to vote for in the primary.
00:52:02.000 You know where I line up in a general election.
00:52:04.000 If you're a person of principle, you are today precluded from voting for a Democrat.
00:52:09.000 That being said, and by the way, both Governor DeSantis, former President Donald Trump, you are welcome to come on the show.
00:52:19.000 And we've had Donald Trump Jr.
00:52:20.000 in the show.
00:52:20.000 Friend of the show.
00:52:22.000 Has always been a great guy.
00:52:23.000 So, I just don't want to see Donald Trump go dirty on Ron DeSantis because if Donald Trump is losing the primary, we don't know.
00:52:33.000 He may win the primary.
00:52:35.000 Don't try and kneecap him and ruin it for the rest of us and burn this whole thing down.
00:52:38.000 If Donald Trump does that, Then we're going to have some problems, and I just don't want to see the people who are the cultists of Donald Trump burn the rest of it down.
00:52:49.000 I get it, Ron DeSantis isn't perfect, neither is Donald Trump.
00:52:52.000 We can go back and forth on that.
00:52:54.000 Either one of them not only would be better than Biden, that's a very, very low bar to clear, it would be entirely suitable presidents.
00:53:01.000 Yeah.
00:53:02.000 Well, and think about this.
00:53:02.000 It's a four-year term, right?
00:53:04.000 So he's already had one.
00:53:05.000 He can only do one more.
00:53:06.000 He would have four years.
00:53:07.000 So if he does end up beating DeSantis, we need DeSantis strong and ready to come out by being 28, right?
00:53:13.000 So you don't want to put him in a position, I mean, assuming he wants to, and I'm assuming he would, And let's be honest, we're all more concerned about Donald Trump taking a steaming crap on the Santas.
00:53:22.000 That's unwarranted than the Santas doing it with Donald Trump.
00:53:24.000 So I just really hope that doesn't happen.
00:53:25.000 I'm also concerned by the monkey wrench that Donald Trump was into a system that I didn't even realize was this corrupt.
00:53:31.000 And that's not anything against Donald Trump, it's just they've already showed their hand in how bad they're willing to make it.
00:53:38.000 And I don't think they can pull the same crap with the Santas as they can with Trump.
00:53:41.000 That's why if Trump attacks them, it's extremely negative.
00:53:44.000 They will pull the same, but they have to start from scratch.
00:53:46.000 Absolutely.
00:53:47.000 With Donald Trump, they said, well, we've already had two impeachments.
00:53:50.000 Yeah, but with Ron DeSantis, they'll try and... Look, they did it with George W. Bush.
00:53:55.000 They did it with Ronald Reagan to a degree.
00:53:56.000 It was a little more civil, but not really.
00:54:00.000 You can kind of say that George Bush Sr.
00:54:02.000 and Clinton, because they were both pretty much centrists at best, That being said, they're going to do this to anybody.
00:54:11.000 We don't need to do their job for them.
00:54:14.000 And I just hope that President Trump doesn't let ego get in the way if he sees that this is slipping away from him and DeSantis is winning.
00:54:21.000 I'm not saying that that is what's going to happen.
00:54:23.000 Donald Trump could win a poll by a landslide and could be the nominee tomorrow, and I would vote for him with a smile.
00:54:30.000 I just don't want us to be like, actually, he sucks, like he did with, you know, Everyone.
00:54:36.000 Sometimes it's warranted.
00:54:38.000 20 people at the beginning and you're like, well there's no way he's gonna win.
00:54:42.000 And then you're like, oh my goodness.
00:54:43.000 You're getting so far, you're gonna fall off the stage.
00:54:46.000 You're so far to the left now.
00:54:49.000 Low energy Jeb.
00:54:50.000 That'll never catch on.
00:54:51.000 Please clap.
00:54:55.000 He's the male MacGuffin I've ever seen in politics.
00:55:01.000 You guys let me know what you think below because last time it was 50-50 DeSantis-Trump when we asked this question.
00:55:06.000 We're already about an hour in.
00:55:09.000 Can we do Sweden?
00:55:11.000 Swedish!
00:55:14.000 Yeah, I mean, we could probably go through that pretty quickly.
00:55:16.000 I don't think that'll take too long.
00:55:18.000 By the way, Brittany Greiner has been convicted of doing it with a criminal intent.
00:55:25.000 She committed a crime deliberately.
00:55:26.000 Drug smuggling.
00:55:27.000 I think it was a vape pen.
00:55:29.000 Maybe it was a little bit more.
00:55:30.000 Well, you know what, though?
00:55:30.000 The truth is, for those of you out there who don't necessarily know this, you do have to be careful.
00:55:34.000 You know, vape pens are concentrates, so they don't do that by the same laws as, you know, they say a certain amount ounces or grams of loose flour.
00:55:41.000 A vape pen is basically the equivalent to a metric ton, as far as how some states measure it.
00:55:46.000 And in Russia, it doesn't matter.
00:55:48.000 No, I wonder if this is a negotiation ploy, though, because I know right now they're trying to get back some arms traffickers, you know, people who are responsible for the deaths of thousands of people around the world, I'm assuming.
00:55:57.000 All of whom had ID.
00:55:59.000 Also, Brittany Griner, like, sentence her to some, you know, real gaudy sentence, like, 50 years or something like that, so that they can increase the number of people that they get.
00:56:08.000 Because we're holding people they want, and I don't know that we really want Brittany Griner back.
00:56:12.000 I'm not saying this like Fiat Jericho, just like, ah.
00:56:15.000 You don't speak for the three members of her fan club.
00:56:18.000 I don't.
00:56:18.000 You're right.
00:56:19.000 I'm not saying she's a bad person, I'm just saying, I mean, like, I don't know.
00:56:22.000 She has fewer fans than the Washington Wizards.
00:56:27.000 That's just not true.
00:56:29.000 Wizards was a bad name.
00:56:30.000 Except you know it absolutely is.
00:56:32.000 I guarantee you there is.
00:56:35.000 For those of you who are going, what?
00:56:36.000 For those of the women who are watching, I don't know what he's referencing.
00:56:38.000 The team that exclusively lose to the Harlem Globetrotters.
00:56:41.000 They have more fans than Brittany Griner.
00:56:42.000 But of course, I really do hope that she comes back and she gets it.
00:56:44.000 I do.
00:56:45.000 But, look, this is also really, really, really dumb.
00:56:48.000 I'm sorry, this goes to the entitlement mindset of someone who thinks, well, I have the right to do this.
00:56:53.000 No you don't!
00:56:54.000 You don't have the right!
00:56:56.000 You didn't know that hash oil Was gonna be a problem in Russia.
00:57:00.000 And by the way, he didn't think they were gonna pat you down as a black American.
00:57:04.000 I'm telling you, it's terrible.
00:57:06.000 I can't stand that Russia did it.
00:57:07.000 Don't like Russia!
00:57:08.000 What was she doing there anyway, do we know?
00:57:10.000 I know she wasn't beating their basketball teams.
00:57:13.000 I really don't have an idea.
00:57:14.000 I think she was playing like freelance in Russia.
00:57:16.000 Because they pay more for female athletes in Russia.
00:57:22.000 Can't pay the bills on her WNBA stuff.
00:57:24.000 I know it's a mistake and it's a crime, but I don't think she should be in jail for that.
00:57:29.000 No, I mean, she should come home, but it's going to be a prisoner swap kind of thing.
00:57:32.000 And they're just, I don't know.
00:57:33.000 It's a hell of a swap for a vape pen.
00:57:36.000 Yeah.
00:57:36.000 This guy who sold, you know, I don't know, Kalishnikovs to Africa for 20 years.
00:57:41.000 And what'd she do?
00:57:43.000 Well, she brought a vape pen.
00:57:45.000 And a short table.
00:57:48.000 No long table.
00:57:49.000 I don't know, I'd maybe swap Yakov Smirnov.
00:57:51.000 I'd consider it.
00:57:52.000 Well, yeah.
00:57:52.000 I mean, there's people we... I mean, can we pick the swap?
00:57:55.000 Yeah, we pick the swap.
00:57:56.000 Let's say, hey, I think we have a new... I think we have a new state attorney who's going to be available.
00:58:00.000 Yeah, we could... You guys want this guy?
00:58:02.000 Just have him walk out in the cool hand Luke Shackles.
00:58:05.000 Take him.
00:58:05.000 He loves sodomy.
00:58:07.000 A couple of future second round picks.
00:58:09.000 We'll throw those in.
00:58:10.000 Spread that rumor.
00:58:10.000 Tell everybody.
00:58:12.000 Uh, hey, speaking of which, by the way.
00:58:14.000 Yes.
00:58:14.000 There is a little bit of a problem with monkeypox in Miami.
00:58:16.000 There is.
00:58:16.000 Is there?
00:58:17.000 Now, um... That's a shock.
00:58:20.000 That's a segue.
00:58:21.000 So, uh, we actually, we've talked about this on air, and some people have gotten mad at us, uh, saying that you're misrepresenting monkeypox, and so we actually, uh, there's a PSA that we've put together to help you so that this doesn't reach the levels of the next pandemic.
00:58:34.000 We're in a pandemic, you know.
00:58:36.000 And that's what I heard.
00:58:36.000 Yeah, it's a pandemic.
00:58:38.000 Uh, here's how you can protect yourself from monkeypox.
00:58:44.000 Hey there, Billy!
00:58:47.000 What's wrong, Billy boy?
00:58:49.000 Say, you're not worried about that monkeypox virus going around now, are you?
00:58:56.000 Oh, Billy.
00:58:58.000 While monkeypox is serious and sometimes can be fatal, the good news is that you can take simple steps to protect yourself against this silly disease.
00:59:06.000 Here are the first steps to take to protect you.
00:59:09.000 Step one.
00:59:11.000 Avoid engaging in unprotected sodomy with strange men.
00:59:17.000 Congratulations, Billy.
00:59:19.000 You are now fully protected against monkeypox.
00:59:22.000 It's as easy as one.
00:59:25.000 Now you know all the ways to avoid monkeypox.
00:59:28.000 Looking good, Billy.
00:59:30.000 Looking good.
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01:00:08.000 You know, I don't really do a whole lot of live reads.
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01:00:29.000 PPQ review.
01:00:30.000 Type in Walther PPS review.
01:00:31.000 Any Walther gun, type in review, and you'll see that it's the best-kept secret in the firearm industry.
01:00:36.000 And they have the balls to sponsor this show.
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01:00:40.000 What do we need to tell people?
01:00:41.000 Share the show?
01:00:42.000 I don't know.
01:00:42.000 Dave's gonna be in the Funny Bone in... A Funny Bone date in Ohio this weekend.
01:00:46.000 I almost said Columbus.
01:00:48.000 Again?
01:00:48.000 I know, well, I was just there.
01:00:49.000 I was thinking of the Knights of.
01:00:51.000 Yes.
01:00:52.000 Tickets just went on sale for October 1st in Michigan.
01:00:56.000 You can check it out at DaveLanda.com.
01:00:57.000 But yeah, I'm going to be in Dayton, Columbus.
01:01:00.000 Don't go to Columbus.
01:01:00.000 Oh, wait, hold on a second.
01:01:01.000 Before we leave.
01:01:02.000 Before we leave.
01:01:03.000 Yes.
01:01:04.000 You noticed Gerald's little quip earlier.
01:01:07.000 Uh-oh.
01:01:07.000 What'd he say?
01:01:08.000 Was it about my mustache?
01:01:09.000 No, no, no.
01:01:10.000 When we first came into the show.
01:01:11.000 Yeah, you got a douchebag shirt on.
01:01:13.000 What do you want me to say?
01:01:14.000 Man, I do.
01:01:14.000 Whoa.
01:01:14.000 It's so interesting that you should say that.
01:01:17.000 Do we have?
01:01:18.000 We actually have.
01:01:18.000 Uh-oh.
01:01:19.000 And just so people, in case, and you can comment below if you want to make sure, because Gerald does this stuff all the time.
01:01:25.000 And it grinds my gears.
01:01:26.000 This whole nice guy, it's an act.
01:01:28.000 It's absolutely an act.
01:01:29.000 Really?
01:01:30.000 Yeah.
01:01:31.000 Don't act surprised.
01:01:32.000 It's 50 shades of asshole, okay, with you.
01:01:34.000 It's just constant.
01:01:35.000 It's constant.
01:01:36.000 The second we stop this show, you can't look him in the face.
01:01:40.000 No.
01:01:41.000 He humps furniture.
01:01:42.000 I know.
01:01:43.000 Well, that was a trend.
01:01:43.000 It wanted it.
01:01:44.000 It's true.
01:01:44.000 We did ask.
01:01:45.000 Like, torn Levi's for you.
01:01:48.000 Football for you.
01:01:49.000 Well, they don't start torn.
01:01:50.000 Now, Gerald, my show, crapping on my shirt.
01:01:57.000 We have security camera footage of the shirt that you wore when you came in here today.
01:02:00.000 Let's show this shirt.
01:02:02.000 Do we have the footage?
01:02:03.000 Yeah, bring it up.
01:02:04.000 Bring it up.
01:02:05.000 Oh, come on!
01:02:19.000 What's the matter with the shirt?
01:02:21.000 It's the trans flag.
01:02:23.000 It's not.
01:02:23.000 Guys, I'm gay.
01:02:24.000 It's not the trans flag.
01:02:25.000 That is the trans flag.
01:02:26.000 And this is your shirt.
01:02:28.000 This is your shirt.
01:02:30.000 How dare you assault a magnum.
01:02:30.000 You make sure you don't look at me when the show's over.
01:02:33.000 Magnum P.I.?
01:02:34.000 Yeah.
01:02:34.000 Magnum P.I.?
01:02:35.000 That's a great shirt.
01:02:36.000 Great shirt.
01:02:38.000 I disagree.
01:02:39.000 Magnum PI?
01:02:40.000 Chaz Bono.
01:02:41.000 Feel that shirt though.
01:02:43.000 That shirt says... It is nice, it's soft.
01:02:45.000 I get it.
01:02:45.000 I do get it.
01:02:46.000 I'd suture up my snatch if I got to wear one of those.
01:02:49.000 Alright!