Louder with Crowder - HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: THE FUTURE OF MUG CLUB & LOUDER WITH CROWDER

00:00:01.000 Oh, to MugClubForever.com.

00:00:03.000 Enter in your email.

00:00:04.000 You can bring that up on full screen, tool man.

00:00:07.000 Just so you... Nope.

00:00:08.000 Just so you know, this is a horrible start.

00:00:10.000 MugClubForever.com.

00:00:11.000 Look, yesterday and the day before when we put this up, the servers crashed.

00:00:15.000 We had DDoS attacks.

00:00:17.000 I want to make sure that you know, it now 100% works.

00:00:20.000 If you signed up before you're hearing this right now, I ask that you sign up again.

00:00:24.000 The email list may not actually work because of what happened with the servers.

00:00:29.000 So some announcements that we have to make.

00:00:33.000 I, Mug Club, am leaving The Blaze.

00:00:38.000 This is a long time coming, obviously, and I had been hoping that this would be, of course, a joint statement.

00:00:45.000 I've lost sleep over this for months because I knew that I wouldn't be renewing, and of course The Blaze knew that I wouldn't be renewing, but I have no way of reaching you.

00:00:57.000 I'm precluded from being able to reach you.

00:00:59.000 And that's why, if you go in and enter your email so we don't lose touch with you at MugClubForever.com, we can enter that in there.

00:01:05.000 And every time I mention it to a man, just bring it up.

00:01:08.000 Good.

00:01:08.000 Every time.

00:01:08.000 You got it?

00:01:09.000 That's why.

00:01:11.000 I'll be mentioning it ad nauseum here because it's the only way that I can get in touch with you.

00:01:16.000 I don't know how many of you there are.

00:01:18.000 I only know that there are well over 300,000 of you who have paid to sign up and watch that hundreds of thousands of you watch on Mug Club every day in addition to the two million or so plays and downloads individual screens for each individual show.

00:01:35.000 I haven't talked about that in the past, that's not including clips.

00:01:38.000 Two million of your screens, your phones, your devices, every single show.

00:01:43.000 And I only know there's over 300,000 of you out there.

00:01:46.000 So please, here's what I ask you, as Mug Club finds a new home, don't lose touch with us.

00:01:50.000 Sign up, just enter in your email there at MugClubForever.com.

00:01:53.000 I want to, I'm promising you, you will never receive an email from me, aside from if, when, and where Mug Club's new home is going to exist.

00:02:02.000 With the exception that some of you may receive an immediate email just to confirm that you signed up so that it doesn't go to spam.

00:02:08.000 And I ask that you check your spam because due to issues outside of my control, it's going to take some time before I figure out exactly where Mug Club lands.

00:02:17.000 So, all I ask really right now is that if you want Mug Club to continue, enter in your email so we can make that happen.

00:02:25.000 I knew that my partnership, which for a long time was obviously very happy with, lots of great people there, my partnership with The Blaze would be ending for a long time.

00:02:38.000 They know that.

00:02:39.000 They've known that.

00:02:41.000 And it's always weighed really heavy on my heart for the people who sign up, and don't get your full year's worth of content.

00:02:47.000 Shows, chats, fun.

00:02:49.000 And I've been really trying.

00:02:51.000 Really hoping for a simple resolution.

00:02:53.000 Look, this should be really easy.

00:02:55.000 You signed up to support and watch this show.

00:02:58.000 I obviously believe the right thing to do would be to make it easy for you to follow the show you signed up for and to continue watching it.

00:03:04.000 I really hope that that's exactly what transpires with The Blaze.

00:03:10.000 This, again, was supposed to be a joint statement.

00:03:13.000 Considering that you well know, comment below if you remember that this was always promoted as being my last show of the year.

00:03:20.000 So that was kind of a deadline, right?

00:03:22.000 And now, actually, we will be broadcasting next week, Monday, Tuesday, largely on Mug Club.

00:03:26.000 And we have a Christmas special on Wednesday, where we give back and donate to families in need.

00:03:31.000 So I don't have your emails.

00:03:33.000 I don't have your sign-ups.

00:03:34.000 So as of this moment, the only thing that I can do is tell you to enter in your email at MugClubForever.com so that I don't lose touch with you.

00:03:42.000 And of course, you know, follow me on social media.

00:03:44.000 Rumble's probably the best place to subscribe right now, because YouTube notifications don't necessarily work.

00:03:49.000 But this does bring me to something important, which is not lost on me, and frankly has really made me so nervous, almost to the point of being sick to my stomach.

00:04:00.000 Tokunawa, if you can bring up that chat.

00:04:04.000 One of you asked yesterday, I literally just subbed to The Blaze last week for Mug Club.

00:04:08.000 Are they canning you?

00:04:08.000 No.

00:04:09.000 Should I ask for a refund?

00:04:10.000 No, I'm not saying that you should ask for a refund.

00:04:13.000 Some people have asked if there will be some kind of a partial reimbursement or some kind of a bridging.

00:04:19.000 I would hope that the answer there would be yes.

00:04:25.000 I can't speak for all partners involved.

00:04:27.000 All I can say is that since it is somewhat outside of my control, whatever decision is made, I will make it right.

00:04:35.000 If that means honoring your time left on your membership, wherever Mug Club may be, if it means I have to take out a business loan, if it means I have to show up at your house as a telegram in a stupid outfit, which you know I'll do, I will make it right.

00:04:48.000 Now, I know that if that's what's required of me, it's going to be very expensive.

00:04:53.000 And of course, that would never make sense as it relates to good business.

00:04:58.000 I'm sure everyone understands this.

00:05:00.000 I've never been very good at good business.

00:05:02.000 You've seen the things I've said.

00:05:06.000 And sure, look, everyone needs to make a living.

00:05:08.000 Business is important.

00:05:09.000 But Mug Club has never been about the altar of good business.

00:05:14.000 It's about you.

00:05:15.000 It's about the viewer.

00:05:15.000 It's about the listener.

00:05:16.000 It's about the member.

00:05:17.000 And I understand that you are not a rich Republican donor.

00:05:20.000 I understand that it means a lot to you to part with your hard-earned dollars.

00:05:24.000 And that is not a responsibility and a vote of trust that I take lightly.

00:05:30.000 But I can't honor it.

00:05:32.000 If you don't ensure that we don't lose touch.

00:05:35.000 In order to serve you, I need you to just enter your email at MugClubForever.com, follow the rest of my social media for updates, and again, because of issues outside of my control, the logistical aspect, financial aspect of doing right by you is going to take some time.

00:05:52.000 Now, yeah, of course, look, there's been speculation, there have been plenty of tire kickers, there have been offers, opportunities.

00:05:58.000 Whatever and wherever we build next, one thing is for sure, I know that I need to build it correctly.

00:06:05.000 That's going to take some time.

00:06:08.000 This show is genuinely funded by viewers like you.

00:06:11.000 You, Mug Club.

00:06:12.000 Not a foreign caliphate.

00:06:15.000 And that's a real thing, some of these networks out there.

00:06:17.000 It is actually funded, not by federal tax dollars like PBS.

00:06:21.000 It's actually entirely funded by viewers like you.

00:06:24.000 And it's why I have promised you, I'm trying to do right by you with this show that I would only ever do, at most, one sponsorship spot per show.

00:06:32.000 And I will always keep it.

00:06:35.000 And if it gets to the point, by the way, where there are not enough of you out there who want this show, who want Mug Club, who want us to even produce and create more content, water's warm, folks.

00:06:45.000 We're becoming a production house.

00:06:48.000 Love to hear from you.

00:06:50.000 If we get to the point where there's not enough of you out there, look, I will leave and I will pass that torch.

00:06:55.000 There is nothing worse than seeing someone whose race is run, refusing to pass the mantle.

00:06:59.000 That's not what I want to do.

00:07:01.000 But that's not our problem right now.

00:07:04.000 The truth is, there are too many of you.

00:07:08.000 That's our problem.

00:07:09.000 To the point that people in this industry, in many cases across, don't believe it.

00:07:16.000 And to the point that I need to build something or partner with someone who can build the house on a foundation that can handle it.

00:07:23.000 Again, to be clear, there are many great people, of course, at The Blaze.

00:07:27.000 Many of them have been on this show.

00:07:29.000 And I've always aimed for the transition to be as seamless for you as possible, to be as private as possible.

00:07:36.000 I've exhausted all options, avoided any kind of public discussion at all costs for as long as I could, and I was hoping for a jointly released statement before my final broadcast, which, comment below, everyone well knew was today.

00:07:50.000 Because of the crash of the servers, we'll be broadcasting next week, doing episodes of You Can't Say That on YouTube, which should be a lot of fun to end out the year, and we'll be doing the Crowd or Gives Back.

00:07:59.000 I get to dress up as Santa Claus and give to families in need and charities.

00:08:03.000 But today was supposed to be the last show.

00:08:04.000 Now, at this point, I'm still hoping for a transition of all of you Mug Club subscribers seamlessly, and that everyone involved in this partnership places the trust Into the viewers, you, paying with your hard-earned dollars that, with the same trust, you've placed in me.

00:08:23.000 You've placed in us to fight big tech and genuinely to try and win back the soul of our country, despite the wiener jokes.

00:08:31.000 So I do hope for your support.

00:08:34.000 I hope for support across the board with all of this undertaking, but if required, I will undertake the burden for all of it.

00:08:42.000 And doing right by you and making sure that none of you feel as though you haven't gotten what you've paid for.

00:08:49.000 What you have built is too important.

00:08:54.000 To everyone right now watching, listening, downloading.

00:08:59.000 To the point that this industry doesn't believe you exist.

00:09:03.000 To the point that the venues don't believe that you will fill them.

00:09:07.000 It's one of those things.

00:09:09.000 It honestly has been an incredible ride and really, gosh, the best is yet to come.

00:09:14.000 We just have to be ready to handle it.

00:09:15.000 You have my word that I want to place the trust in you that you have placed in us.

00:09:21.000 We are not betting on... I'm not betting on me.

00:09:24.000 I'm betting on you.

00:09:26.000 Go to MugClubForever.com, enter in your email.

00:09:26.000 You have my word.

00:09:30.000 Again, you will receive no emails, no spam, no selling of your list, aside from one email regarding when, where, and if MugClub returns and how it will make it right for you depending on when you signed up and if there's more content to which you are entitled.

00:09:49.000 I want to remove all doubt or any trepidation that Your trust in everyone here, everyone here at Light Earth Crowder, was misplaced in any way.

00:10:02.000 We always have your back.

00:10:04.000 I can't tell you how much it means throughout these years that you have had my back.

00:10:10.000 And outside of that, you will all probably receive one video update.

00:10:15.000 Not receive, you can check YouTube, you can check Again, check Rumble, Instagram, all those places.

00:10:19.000 There will be one video update from me in early January, as I understand logistically what we'll be doing and how we'll be building this.

00:10:27.000 So an update in January.

00:10:29.000 Early, mid-January.

00:10:30.000 Stay tuned for that.

00:10:31.000 Until then, let's all get ready.

00:10:34.000 Let's all do the right thing.

00:10:36.000 Fill your hands.

00:10:38.000 Fight like hell.

00:10:40.000 MugClubForever.com.

00:10:41.000 Let's go watch Sam Old Lang sing.

00:10:43.000 ♪ So my one lover in the grocery store

00:11:06.000 On a snowy Christmas Eve I ran into her in the frozen fields

00:11:14.000 And I could not quite believe I didn't recognize the face at first

00:11:24.000 But then my eyes flew open wild She went to hug me in the clouds this Wednesday My old girlfriend was now a guy I could tell the woman fell at ease

00:11:59.000 She's working wonders in degree.

00:12:02.000 I wondered if she had gone all the way with the bottom surgery.

00:12:13.000 It's like I just grew old in days, and then I chose to now.

00:12:20.000 It's like a race beyond the obvious, neither one knew how.

00:12:32.000 When she climbed into her suit, I couldn't look her in the eye.

00:12:44.000 Cause I knew about the increased risk of repenting suicide Music Playing

00:13:21.000 Music Playing Music Playing

00:13:54.000 Music Playing Oh oh oh oh shut up shut up shut up

00:13:57.000 Shut up, Zayn!

00:13:58.000 Slurp it!

00:13:58.000 Hi!

00:14:04.000 David and I were just professing our undying love.

00:14:06.000 I was like, hey man, yeah, I love you.

00:14:08.000 You know, it's just a stressful time.

00:14:09.000 And I just made a Seinfeld joke.

00:14:09.000 He's like, I know, I get it.

00:14:10.000 I said, oh, I'm stressed.

00:14:12.000 He's like, no, I'm like, shut up!

00:14:17.000 Don't talk about the hammock!

00:14:19.000 No.

00:14:20.000 Secret!

00:14:20.000 All right.

00:14:21.000 We have so much to get to here today, obviously.

00:14:25.000 And please, look, this is probably the most important time that I ask this of you.

00:14:30.000 Comment, like, hit the rumble button, share, everything you can.

00:14:34.000 Just please do not let us lose touch with you.

00:14:37.000 MugClubForever.com.

00:14:40.000 No spam.

00:14:41.000 I know what you're thinking, man.

00:14:42.000 No spam.

00:14:43.000 Maybe some spam?

00:14:44.000 No, none of that.

00:14:46.000 You're gonna see about it.

00:14:49.000 It's in my head because I listened to my mom argue with Alexa this morning.

00:14:52.000 Alexa, close the light!

00:14:55.000 Turning up the lights.

00:14:56.000 No, I said close the light!

00:14:58.000 Because in French it translates to film.

00:15:03.000 Okay, hold on.

00:15:03.000 Close.

00:15:04.000 We're going to be talking about a lot today.

00:15:05.000 I don't know if you know this, but the NHL believes that non-binary identity is real.

00:15:11.000 It's out there.

00:15:14.000 And, uh, we have, uh, former female Twitter employees.

00:15:17.000 I don't know, I think that's the... Is that the X-Files theme?

00:15:19.000 Ah, I have no idea.

00:15:19.000 I have no idea.

00:15:21.000 I was in a film with David Duchovny.

00:15:22.000 Were you really?

00:15:23.000 He hated the movie Crash.

00:15:24.000 I know that.

00:15:25.000 Well, I did too.

00:15:26.000 Yeah, I know, but I didn't really care what he thought.

00:15:28.000 It's like a mundane detail.

00:15:29.000 Yes.

00:15:30.000 As Crash had come out.

00:15:32.000 And I was working on the film and he was like, this movie was terrible.

00:15:36.000 I guess it's a good thing you weren't cast.

00:15:38.000 Yeah, I should have got that part.

00:15:39.000 You still want to believe it's good?

00:15:41.000 Yeah, that's sour.

00:15:42.000 Sour grapes.

00:15:42.000 So we have the NHL, we have former female Twitter employees that are now suing Elon Musk, so that's going to be fun.

00:15:48.000 I don't know if you know this, New York City has an arson problem.

00:15:51.000 No.

00:15:52.000 And they have a hamburglar.

00:15:53.000 A real one?

00:15:54.000 A real one.

00:15:55.000 Wow!

00:15:55.000 That's doubly bad.

00:15:58.000 It's a McDoubly bad.

00:16:00.000 It's a double Mac bad.

00:16:01.000 No, it's not a double Mac bad.

00:16:02.000 It's a quarter pounder with bad.

00:16:04.000 Hey, you know what?

00:16:05.000 Comment below.

00:16:06.000 Has it ever been a thing in the States?

00:16:07.000 A Big Mac with four patties?

00:16:09.000 No.

00:16:10.000 In Canada, that's what I used to get in Canada when I was trying to gain weight, you know, in judo when I was young, there was a double Big Mac.

00:16:15.000 It was and I would go in to the States I'd say, give me a double Big Mac.

00:16:19.000 So you want, like, one of them to have two patties?

00:16:21.000 I'm like, no, I want double on both.

00:16:23.000 There's two patties, double would be four.

00:16:25.000 Like, I don't know, wouldn't you have, like, a heart attack?

00:16:27.000 I'm like, that's what we did for years!

00:16:28.000 Yes!

00:16:29.000 Where do you put the middle bread?

00:16:31.000 I mean at that point it's pretty much just smooshed.

00:16:33.000 We had him here, I do remember.

00:16:35.000 Do we have him?

00:16:35.000 I do remember, in 2020, yeah.

00:16:38.000 Oh, there it is!

00:16:39.000 Oh, there's still only one middle bread.

00:16:41.000 I thank you from the bottom of my clogged, Pfizer-enlarged heart.

00:16:45.000 Just kidding, I'm a pureblood.

00:16:47.000 I can't believe I'm the one in the room that didn't know that existed.

00:16:50.000 Also, Oreos are different.

00:16:52.000 Hey, I don't know if you know this, Pelosi and Schumer also, by the way, claim that the low birth rates we have mean that we need more immigrants.

00:16:59.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:17:00.000 When people use the term white replacement theory, right, that's a racist term.

00:17:03.000 White is the problem there, replacement theory.

00:17:05.000 But the idea of replacing a population is not something that's a figment of your imagination.

00:17:11.000 It's intentional.

00:17:13.000 And it doesn't have anything to do with race.

00:17:14.000 I mean, race is a component of it, I guess, just because you're talking about changing demographics.

00:17:18.000 It is about a voting base.

00:17:20.000 It is about taxes.

00:17:21.000 It is about ensuring the security of one party at the expense of the American worker.

00:17:25.000 And of course, Mug Club, it's Super Chat Thursday.

00:17:28.000 Should be a wild and woolly one.

00:17:33.000 Have you watched Scrooge yet this year?

00:17:35.000 Not yet, I'm going to though.

00:17:36.000 We got one that's wild and woolly.

00:17:38.000 My dad and I have used that term forever and no one else.

00:17:41.000 I love that big black lady in that film.

00:17:43.000 She appeared a lot in 80s and 90s films.

00:17:45.000 She did.

00:17:45.000 Until all of a sudden she was...

00:17:50.000 So, look, let me ask you this.

00:17:52.000 Are you looking to join Mug Club here in the new year?

00:17:55.000 And if you're a current member, have you entered in your email at MugClubForever.com?

00:17:59.000 If you entered it in yesterday, please, please re-enter it in.

00:18:02.000 There was a problem, the servers crashed.

00:18:04.000 Again, because we went with the strongest, biggest servers, I said, oh no, this should handle it.

00:18:07.000 I said, are you sure you're ready to handle it?

00:18:11.000 I don't think so!

00:18:12.000 And they said, yes we are, and it crashed immediately.

00:18:16.000 And special thanks, by the way, to Jeremy of The Quartering.

00:18:19.000 He stepped in and helped us last night.

00:18:19.000 Huge help.

00:18:21.000 All night.

00:18:22.000 Literally, all night.

00:18:23.000 It's not a sponsor to this show.

00:18:24.000 I will tell you, though, we all use Coffee Brand Coffee here.

00:18:27.000 It's great.

00:18:28.000 I actually prefer some of their teas than the coffee, but just look.

00:18:32.000 The guy stepped in is a saint, and he refuses to charge me anything.

00:18:38.000 Is he a wine guy?

00:18:39.000 I'll send him some wine.

00:18:40.000 Nah, I don't know.

00:18:41.000 I'm sure he's a drunk.

00:18:44.000 He's straight, from my understanding.

00:18:46.000 Oh no, Jeremy McCoring?

00:18:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:49.000 No, he is.

00:18:49.000 He really is.

00:18:49.000 No, he is.

00:18:50.000 I think you're thinking of someone else.

00:18:51.000 Yeah.

00:18:52.000 Okay.

00:18:53.000 I just don't think he wants wine.

00:18:54.000 Gerald!

00:18:56.000 Here's the thing.

00:18:56.000 Oh!

00:18:57.000 I thought you were thinking of another person.

00:18:58.000 Yes.

00:18:59.000 And I thought you were implying another person was straight.

00:19:01.000 Of course, meaning they're not.

00:19:02.000 And I was like, no, this isn't him.

00:19:02.000 Right.

00:19:03.000 But then I realized it was a wine joke.

00:19:05.000 Yes.

00:19:06.000 I'm gay.

00:19:06.000 A little bit stressed.

00:19:06.000 Yeah.

00:19:08.000 No, no, it's fine.

00:19:10.000 I think it's the cortisol effect.

00:19:11.000 It was just a knock.

00:19:12.000 It's because Gerald says that he's gay all the time.

00:19:15.000 No, he doesn't.

00:19:15.000 Every day.

00:19:16.000 He denies it.

00:19:17.000 Almost every day.

00:19:19.000 Gerald A., how are you?

00:19:22.000 I'm great!

00:19:24.000 How are you?

00:19:25.000 And his stocking was hung by the chimney with cock.

00:19:27.000 There it is.

00:19:28.000 Oh, come on!

00:19:29.000 It's been behind me this whole time?

00:19:31.000 I came in yesterday.

00:19:34.000 I came in yesterday and Dave, you don't even know, I started going to bat for you.

00:19:37.000 I came in and I said, hey, hold on a second.

00:19:39.000 I know you guys don't give me this stuff, but why doesn't Dave have a stocking?

00:19:43.000 Oh.

00:19:45.000 And then it hit me, why his stocking?

00:19:47.000 Oh, thank you guys.

00:19:49.000 But he didn't know, we should have not said, because he's colorblind.

00:19:52.000 Oh, that's true.

00:19:53.000 He would have just thought he had a totally heterosexual stocking!

00:19:56.000 And there's a light shining on it, so it makes it even harder.

00:19:58.000 Does it really?

00:19:59.000 I looked back and almost didn't realize it.

00:19:59.000 It really does.

00:20:01.000 We have a T-rex!

00:20:02.000 Will you and Joe Louis see the same thing?

00:20:03.000 Yes.

00:20:04.000 Oh, pretty much.

00:20:05.000 But he can kill all of it, I can't.

00:20:07.000 Yes.

00:20:08.000 Alright.

00:20:10.000 So, let's move on to the show as usual.

00:20:12.000 Look, we're about to show you a clip and I want you to play along at home and guess what happens next.

00:20:20.000 It's like a choose your own crappy path book.

00:20:22.000 Alright, let's start it.

00:20:23.000 Okay, you see what's happening here.

00:20:35.000 So what do you think happens next?

00:20:37.000 Is it either A, Both parties come to their senses to resolve the situation peacefully.

00:20:43.000 And by the way, there's no senses, it just says sense, but this was done last minute.

00:20:48.000 B. Either way, it's not A, so who cares?

00:20:55.000 Wait, hold on a second.

00:20:56.000 Let's get to the fun.

00:20:57.000 I realize I didn't introduce, I'm gonna introduce you, but we have to finish this then I'll introduce you.

00:21:00.000 B. The officer checks his privilege and they both go on their merry way.

00:21:00.000 No, you're good.

00:21:04.000 That would be seasonal.

00:21:04.000 That's good, yeah.

00:21:06.000 or C this what's all over the ground

00:21:21.000 Is she a piñata?

00:21:23.000 Boy, there's some candy in there.

00:21:25.000 Hold on, did you see when she fell the first time the pole falls and then slides?

00:21:30.000 Oh, I didn't see that.

00:21:32.000 It was like, no!

00:21:37.000 I'm not, now look, I think the woman is just fine or this is just, you know, mess around with cops and don't follow orders and you get tasted.

00:21:45.000 Yeah, look, look, there are a lot of bad cops out there who are too quick to reach to their belt.

00:21:49.000 Absolutely.

00:21:49.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:50.000 I don't need, like, you know, I'm just being pulled over for a speeding ticket.

00:21:52.000 I don't need you to grab your shark repellent.

00:21:56.000 It is one of those situations where it was pretty clear she was given quite a few- Let me ask you this.

00:22:00.000 Do you guys think as white cis males- We explained through that yesterday, cis.

00:22:04.000 I know, it's so confusing.

00:22:05.000 I learned a lot yesterday.

00:22:08.000 If only you could unlearn.

00:22:09.000 I know, I'm still upset about it.

00:22:11.000 If you could be like in Existenz, where you could just travel back before you knew it.

00:22:15.000 Turns out I'm a cis.

00:22:18.000 I'm an ovarian cyst. Now, um, does anyone here white white cyst male? If do you, would you expect

00:22:28.000 anything other than that to happen if you were to completely disobey a police officer's orders?

00:22:33.000 Yeah, don't you expect it? Like, I'd expect a baton.

00:22:37.000 I'd expect worse.

00:22:39.000 I guess that's pretty bad.

00:22:40.000 Even when I get pulled over, one time I had a cop pull, and his hand just probably was in his pocket, I was like, ah, 10 and 2!

00:22:47.000 Here's my credit card, here's my business account information, just leave me alone!

00:22:51.000 I mean, I don't know, you think we just walk up and slap cops in the face like native tribesmen challenging the bears, a test of manhood?

00:22:58.000 What do you think we do?

00:23:00.000 I've had cops pull guns on me several times.

00:23:02.000 Well, yeah.

00:23:03.000 It was warranted, though.

00:23:04.000 It was warranted.

00:23:05.000 I'm not saying it wasn't.

00:23:06.000 But I'm saying, like, look, if they shot me with a rubber bullet and I lived, there'd be a video people laughed at.

00:23:11.000 Yes, it'd be the last castle.

00:23:15.000 I'm just saying, everybody has to, like, kind of walk on eggshells, like, well, we're not laughing at, like, it's a video online because you are.

00:23:22.000 Yeah.

00:23:22.000 Every human being, not we are, but other horrible people.

00:23:25.000 She eats eggshells.

00:23:26.000 Yes.

00:23:27.000 She just eats eggshells.

00:23:28.000 Just the shells.

00:23:29.000 Yummy.

00:23:29.000 By the Golden Corral Shore.

00:23:31.000 By the way, you know him, you love him.

00:23:32.000 Fastest man on his feet.

00:23:34.000 He is going to be in Syracuse this weekend.

00:23:36.000 I don't know if we have an overlay, but you guys can go and follow him on social.

00:23:39.000 Oh, there you go.

00:23:40.000 Syracuse at the Funny Bone.

00:23:41.000 Then he's doing a New Year's series there at Toledo, in Toledo, Ohio.

00:23:47.000 Are you going to have some Skyline?

00:23:49.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:23:51.000 DaveLandau.com.

00:23:52.000 And by the way, we've talked about how... I'm sorry, this is a weird day.

00:23:55.000 You're fine.

00:23:57.000 MugClubForever.com.

00:23:58.000 I don't know how much time this is going to take.

00:24:02.000 There are issues out of my control.

00:24:04.000 So you can always go to loudwithcreditor.com slash tour.

00:24:07.000 I will let you know for sure that I'll be doing some dates, January, February, at the very least.

00:24:12.000 At the very least, I will be doing that and don't let me lose touch with you.

00:24:16.000 Everything else, look, I wish, I wish I may, I wish I might, but there's always, you know, my hands are tied, legally tied.

00:24:24.000 But you're going to be in Syracuse.

00:24:26.000 Yes.

00:24:27.000 Just this weekend.

00:24:28.000 It'll be snowy, so you have no excuse to come out.

00:24:32.000 Help me!

00:24:33.000 Let's get to trends.

00:24:34.000 Female hot.

00:24:35.000 You good, Joe?

00:24:36.000 I got good updates.

00:24:37.000 Oh, you got good updates?

00:24:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:39.000 Oh, as far as people signing up?

00:24:40.000 Yeah.

00:24:41.000 Is it working?

00:24:42.000 Thank God the server is working.

00:24:43.000 Hey, Jeremy at the Quartering.

00:24:45.000 Do we have an overlay for him?

00:24:46.000 People, go out and support.

00:24:48.000 This is the only reason you are able to sign up, is Jeremy at the Quartering.

00:24:51.000 Hit some kind of celebratory music.

00:24:52.000 Oh, is that all I have?

00:24:53.000 Celebrate good time or something?

00:24:54.000 All I have is Gerald's stocking confetti.

00:24:57.000 Yay!

00:24:59.000 By the way, you want to know where I get it from?

00:25:01.000 Crawdaddy's not here, but we were listening with the twins, we had a Christmas playlist, and then, last Christmas I gave- and it was playing, and my dad's bouncing, bouncing, and he hands it over to my mom and he goes, is this a song about him banging the guy in Los Angeles stall?

00:25:17.000 Like, oh, that's why I am who I am!

00:25:22.000 Thank you!

00:25:23.000 Some of us learned trades.

00:25:27.000 It is, yes.

00:25:28.000 So thank you so much to Jeremy.

00:25:29.000 Do we have an overlay frame or no?

00:25:31.000 No?

00:25:31.000 Just Jeremy, I think his channel is The Quartering.

00:25:33.000 Thank you so much.

00:25:33.000 It's a really great show.

00:25:34.000 Our server would not be working if not he really did.

00:25:38.000 He stepped in.

00:25:39.000 He nailed it.

00:25:39.000 He's actually doing it on his website.

00:25:40.000 Thank you so much.

00:25:41.000 Okay.

00:25:42.000 So, this is a funny one, and by funny one I mean confusing, and I mean confusing to the point that I don't fully understand it, yet.

00:25:48.000 It's rare that I come to you and say, I'm about to deliver a story to you, and I don't get it.

00:25:51.000 So there was a tournament organized by a transgender team, is it actually called Team Trans?

00:25:58.000 You know, I think it's by Team Trans.

00:26:00.000 Their team is Team Trans, it's a terrible name.

00:26:03.000 Oh, I thought it was called Blood on the Ice.

00:26:05.000 It's definitely descriptive.

00:26:07.000 Well, it's hockey, Dave.

00:26:08.000 They're gonna, you know, there's fighting.

00:26:09.000 There's fighting.

00:26:09.000 That's what I mean.

00:26:10.000 That's what he used to call it in the 90s.

00:26:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:12.000 Yes.

00:26:13.000 It's just a different texture.

00:26:14.000 So, it's an all-transgender, I guess, and it's a not... Anyway, here's what happened.

00:26:20.000 It's a hockey team based out of Boston, and a man A biological man slammed into a biological woman.

00:26:29.000 I believe there was a concussion.

00:26:30.000 This is... And by the way, if you've played hockey, or if you don't like, obviously, violence against women, which I do not, I would warn you not to watch this clip, but I'm not really sure if it qualifies because I don't know what this story means.

00:26:42.000 A biological man, hockey-checked a biological woman.

00:26:46.000 This is what happened.

00:26:50.000 Barely ran into the person.

00:26:52.000 They were down for 17 minutes.

00:27:02.000 Now here's something I don't understand here.

00:27:05.000 Was that a biological man?

00:27:08.000 Or was it a woman-to-man?

00:27:11.000 Yes.

00:27:12.000 Woman-to-man, yes.

00:27:14.000 It was woman-to-man?

00:27:15.000 No, man-to-woman slammed into the woman-to-man.

00:27:20.000 Yes.

00:27:21.000 So that's a win, right?

00:27:23.000 Yeah.

00:27:23.000 Well, no.

00:27:24.000 Equality.

00:27:25.000 Yeah.

00:27:25.000 So it's all people playing.

00:27:27.000 It's all trans.

00:27:28.000 It's all trans, no matter what.

00:27:29.000 Yes, it's all trans.

00:27:29.000 Here's the problem.

00:27:30.000 I've said we should maybe have a trans league for a while.

00:27:33.000 What I didn't foresee...

00:27:37.000 It wouldn't make it girls first place.

00:27:38.000 Yes, I thought, because you still end up with the same problem once you add in steroids.

00:27:42.000 Yeah, once you toss that in there, it's still an issue.

00:27:45.000 There's no USADA testing, I don't believe.

00:27:47.000 Yeah.

00:27:49.000 Although I'm still for it.

00:27:51.000 Yes.

00:27:51.000 I just think it's, look, if this is the game you wanted to play, I think it's fine.

00:27:55.000 Yeah, sure, I guess.

00:27:57.000 I'm not saying, I'm just saying, it's good that it's progress.

00:28:01.000 I think they followed the letter of the law.

00:28:04.000 But I think they missed the spirit of the law, which is biological women shouldn't be having the crap kicked out of them by men.

00:28:10.000 Yeah, there should be... Hold on, you mean bumped?

00:28:14.000 Come on, that person was skating on the ice and he accidentally got hit by a larger person.

00:28:18.000 He or she got hit.

00:28:19.000 That person... I said that person, I think?

00:28:22.000 I don't know.

00:28:23.000 You don't even know the answer, do you?

00:28:26.000 A smaller person skates onto the ice and gets hit by a bigger person.

00:28:29.000 Well, that could be a Swedish person fighting a Russian.

00:28:32.000 Well, that's... It should be women's league still, though.

00:28:36.000 And a men's league.

00:28:37.000 It's just the women's league will be the... Trans.

00:28:39.000 The larger, more barbaric player.

00:28:43.000 Let's just let... Is that right?

00:28:43.000 You know what?

00:28:46.000 Here's the thing, whether you're biological male to female, or female to male, if the league is kind, they'll take you in as one of their own.

00:28:53.000 Isn't that right?

00:28:54.000 I'm watching a tribe somewhere in Minnetonka right now.

00:28:57.000 So, one of the spectators named that movie line, by the way.

00:29:01.000 Phil Hartman saved that movie.

00:29:03.000 Comment below.

00:29:04.000 Toolman.

00:29:05.000 What are you on, bath salts?

00:29:08.000 A little bit.

00:29:10.000 That's some extra.

00:29:12.000 That's why you were wearing the goalie mask.

00:29:14.000 One of the spectators actually, I thought it was a hockey theme, had this to say.

00:29:19.000 You got knocked the f**k out, man!

00:29:21.000 Oh, well come on.

00:29:22.000 There's no way he was at a hockey game.

00:29:24.000 Can't say ma'am.

00:29:26.000 We don't know that.

00:29:26.000 There's a lot of different things at that league.

00:29:29.000 Ma'am?

00:29:29.000 The thing is with Chris Tucker, I'll go back to it.

00:29:32.000 By the way, meanwhile, in the Russian Hockey League, in case you wondered that they thought maybe they had an upper

00:29:36.000 hand culturally in the United States, this is what's been going on there.

00:29:39.000 Ow!

00:29:42.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:29:50.000 Nice.

00:29:51.000 You're not supposed to punch a ref!

00:29:52.000 Yeah, but so they're still playing awesome hockey?

00:29:54.000 Yes, exactly.

00:29:56.000 Well, I'm sorry, Russians.

00:29:57.000 I know a lot of people hate them, but that's how hockey should be played.

00:30:00.000 They really do know their hockey.

00:30:02.000 Here's what I don't know.

00:30:03.000 What Chris Tucker is saying almost ever.

00:30:06.000 I only know what Chris Tucker is saying at the end of his phrase.

00:30:09.000 Everything else is like, Hey!

00:30:11.000 I'm gonna have to stomp on you!

00:30:16.000 I got the last part.

00:30:17.000 There you go.

00:30:18.000 See, I love him in Friday, and then that's it.

00:30:21.000 But it's hard for me to understand.

00:30:22.000 Uh, no.

00:30:23.000 No.

00:30:24.000 I didn't ask you to speak, Yakuza.

00:30:26.000 I don't dislike it, but I still like, he's amazing in Friday.

00:30:31.000 Yes.

00:30:31.000 And then when he got, like, when Friday 2 came around, it's like, what, you're too good now?

00:30:35.000 How did this happen?

00:30:36.000 Because you're in rush hour?

00:30:37.000 Okay, look, here, let's just move on with the story.

00:30:38.000 The two players involved were Lexi Seaton and Danny Maki.

00:30:43.000 Oh my god.

00:30:45.000 See if you can guess which is which.

00:30:48.000 Who was on the ice for 17 minutes?

00:30:50.000 Can I just see that again?

00:30:51.000 Please don't.

00:30:53.000 Okay, so the woman on the right knocked out somebody on the left?

00:30:56.000 It's science.

00:30:57.000 The woman on the right knocked out that lumberjack on the left.

00:31:02.000 Knocked out in the man in the pink or the blue?

00:31:05.000 We could be wrong about all of this.

00:31:07.000 I don't know which one.

00:31:07.000 I'm being serious.

00:31:08.000 No, that's the problem.

00:31:09.000 So am I. Here's the thing.

00:31:11.000 I did such due diligence on the, and everyone here, on the demographic issue.

00:31:15.000 Hold on, sorry.

00:31:16.000 It's the one on the left.

00:31:17.000 The one on the left knocked out the one on the right.

00:31:19.000 Really?

00:31:20.000 What?

00:31:20.000 Chaz Bono got sent to Neverland?

00:31:24.000 Oh, the one with the beard got knocked out?

00:31:27.000 Correct.

00:31:28.000 Awesome.

00:31:30.000 Good for her.

00:31:31.000 I mean, him.

00:31:33.000 Sent to the shadow realm.

00:31:34.000 Wow, that's a good player though.

00:31:36.000 One Twitter user replied that men playing on women's team, they don't understand.

00:31:42.000 But here's the thing, the NHL is really clear on it.

00:31:44.000 The NHL, they kind of avoided the wokeness for a while, but it's like a sick, it's like, remember the never ending story?

00:31:49.000 The nothing.

00:31:51.000 It hits everything.

00:31:52.000 The NHL responded, Trans women are women.

00:31:55.000 Trans men are men.

00:31:57.000 Non-binary identity is real.

00:32:00.000 Okay, hold on.

00:32:01.000 MugClubForever.com, please go and enter in your email because, you know, look, not only do we have a war, of course, against big tech, you never know what you can say and what you can't say.

00:32:09.000 And please do head on over to Rumble if you're watching on YouTube.

00:32:11.000 Nothing will make me happier than to see all the subscriptions go from YouTube to Rumble.

00:32:15.000 I'd love to see those numbers change.

00:32:17.000 But the reason I say all that is because Non-binary identity is not real.

00:32:22.000 It's not a thing.

00:32:24.000 It was never a thing until a year and a half ago.

00:32:28.000 If you want to say transvestite, sure.

00:32:30.000 Transsexual, sure.

00:32:31.000 The non-binary thing, it can't work.

00:32:34.000 Remember I told you this can't work in a society?

00:32:36.000 The non-binary thing can't work.

00:32:37.000 There was a podcast I listened to.

00:32:39.000 I don't remember how long ago this was.

00:32:41.000 It was during this podcast.

00:32:43.000 It was a woman slash non-binary who would switch mid-interview to being a man or a woman and was offended if you didn't use the proper gender.

00:32:53.000 Yes.

00:32:53.000 Oh, Sybil.

00:32:54.000 Well that's just confusing.

00:32:57.000 How are you supposed to keep up?

00:32:57.000 How are you supposed to?

00:32:58.000 Non-binary identity is real.

00:33:00.000 Do we have non-binary?

00:33:01.000 Can someone fact check this?

00:33:02.000 Do we have non-binary on our licenses?

00:33:06.000 Do we have non-binary?

00:33:07.000 No, we don't.

00:33:09.000 So you can't just switch it every day.

00:33:11.000 Let's stop trying to act as though that's hate speech.

00:33:13.000 You're gay?

00:33:15.000 Fine.

00:33:16.000 No one cares.

00:33:17.000 What, you're trans?

00:33:18.000 Go do your thing and you just can't demand that everyone Declares you a woman if you are what you call a barely passable.

00:33:25.000 Blaire White, friend of the show.

00:33:27.000 It would be impossible for me to say, that guy there, because Blaire White, you would say that lady there, because Blaire White clearly looks like a lady.

00:33:35.000 If it's a mental mind trick, if it's a Jedi mind trick, where you, I am a woman.

00:33:40.000 I'm not going along with it, and I don't even have a chip for, I am non-binary.

00:33:45.000 That wouldn't work!

00:33:46.000 It doesn't work on anybody, despite what the NHL is saying.

00:33:50.000 If the NHL believes that non-binary identity is real, put women in the NHL.

00:33:54.000 There you go.

00:33:55.000 Why is there a separate league?

00:33:56.000 Put them in the NHL.

00:33:57.000 Equal.

00:33:58.000 Equal rights, baby.

00:33:58.000 Put Brittany Griner on skates!

00:34:01.000 She's been in Russia a little while.

00:34:01.000 I agree.

00:34:03.000 I'm sure she skated.

00:34:04.000 She had to pick up some of it by osmosis.

00:34:05.000 Right.

00:34:06.000 It's all over the place.

00:34:08.000 I don't understand the world anymore.

00:34:09.000 I don't either.

00:34:11.000 I don't know.

00:34:12.000 I've lost the gift.

00:34:13.000 Hit the like button.

00:34:14.000 Please no.

00:34:15.000 Please no.

00:34:15.000 Anything.

00:34:18.000 Marklofherry.com is a gift.

00:34:20.000 That is a gift.

00:34:21.000 Marklof has always been a gift.

00:34:21.000 It's a gift.

00:34:22.000 But I've lost the gift.

00:34:25.000 Unless Toolman brings the overlay.

00:34:27.000 I've lost the gift.

00:34:28.000 And there it is.

00:34:28.000 I can't.

00:34:30.000 Gift.

00:34:31.000 I see flashes of the gift.

00:34:33.000 Gift.

00:34:35.000 I hate all of you.

00:34:37.000 This is for people who've been watching for the last year and a half.

00:34:39.000 It makes sense to the rest of you.

00:34:41.000 I apologize, but I don't.

00:34:42.000 So here are women.

00:34:43.000 And demon babies will attack you.

00:34:44.000 The server.

00:34:45.000 They attack the servers.

00:34:46.000 I'll tell you, the server was ready at mugclubforever.com.

00:34:50.000 And then, I'll tell you, the problem is demon baby know how to use a keyboard.

00:34:55.000 I came and they took the letter A off my computer and I'm like, oh man, nobody's gonna know what I think.

00:35:04.000 The thing with the demon baby, the way you identify a demon baby, they will always use caps lock.

00:35:09.000 They can't eat chocolate or that's dogs.

00:35:11.000 That's a telltale sign of the demon baby with caps lock.

00:35:13.000 So, women, and I mean women, And I mean, I don't know, are suing Elon Musk now.

00:35:22.000 So let's set this up.

00:35:24.000 Of course you knew this was going to happen.

00:35:25.000 Everyone is so litigious out there.

00:35:27.000 Like, look, if you were fired, just move on your merry way.

00:35:30.000 If it's a business partnership that doesn't work, just, just, just stop.

00:35:35.000 Just go on with your life.

00:35:37.000 But former... Or just steal stuff from the office like a normal person.

00:35:41.000 Exactly.

00:35:42.000 By the way, I know that you stole the coffee machine because when you invited me over for movie night, I saw it proudly displayed on your island.

00:35:50.000 It was good coffee.

00:35:51.000 Thank you, Cordray.

00:35:52.000 You know what, I'll be getting you for Christmas gift.

00:35:56.000 So these former female employees, and by the way, this is really poorly worded, because they're never going to say formerly female.

00:36:01.000 No.

00:36:02.000 Perhaps formerly female as well.

00:36:04.000 But these are former female, umbrella female term employees at Twitter.

00:36:09.000 They are now suing Elon Musk for what they are calling discriminatory layoffs.

00:36:15.000 Fifty-seven percent of women were laid off, while forty-seven percent of men were laid off, and the statistical significance of those numbers is through the roof.

00:36:25.000 This can't be explained by the fact that Musk said that he wanted to keep more engineering-type positions, because we analyzed it based on engineering-type positions, and the disparities between women and men were even more stark.

00:36:38.000 It changed overnight.

00:36:39.000 I've been through other acquisitions.

00:36:41.000 I've never seen anything like this.

00:36:43.000 Will she recover from the hockey game?

00:36:44.000 We just want them to live up to the commitments that they made to us.

00:36:47.000 They gave us comfort in staying with the company through the acquisition process.

00:36:52.000 It's very important for Elon Musk to realize that he may be the richest man, but he is not above the law, and the law in this case is... Okay, hold on.

00:37:00.000 Everyone shut up.

00:37:00.000 Remember, the rule is before we come back from the eclipse, just let me hit it first because...

00:37:05.000 Do we have this?

00:37:06.000 Pull that back up.

00:37:07.000 I had no idea that Henry Cejudo worked at Twitter.

00:37:09.000 I never knew that.

00:37:11.000 Oh wow.

00:37:11.000 Come on.

00:37:14.000 And by the way, you guys can clip this and send this to Henry because I know he has a sense of humor.

00:37:18.000 I'm not saying, Henry Cejudo, that you look like... I'm saying that this person clearly copied your haircut and I respect the balls that you've never changed it despite how silly it looks.

00:37:28.000 I do want to know which haircut...

00:37:30.000 Which haircut was left on the cutting room floor when you opted for that?

00:37:34.000 What was the second choice?

00:37:35.000 When she goes in and goes, just use the balloon.

00:37:37.000 Yes!

00:37:41.000 Done.

00:37:42.000 Rubber over one of those static plasma balls.

00:37:46.000 I like how you cleaned up the sides.

00:37:47.000 It's a Flobie haircut.

00:37:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:48.000 That's a Flobie for sure.

00:37:50.000 That's a good call.

00:37:51.000 And I think we've also noticed, not the epitome of health, CNN actually has live footage from Twitter HQ right now.

00:37:51.000 Good pull.

00:37:59.000 And she's only got one leg!

00:38:04.000 He's very cruel to them.

00:38:05.000 Yes he is.

00:38:07.000 It's hard to be fast with one leg.

00:38:08.000 Goldberg was a national treasure.

00:38:10.000 He was.

00:38:11.000 Not the wrestler.

00:38:12.000 Goldberg from Mighty Ducks.

00:38:12.000 No.

00:38:13.000 You know what else is a national treasure?

00:38:15.000 MugClubForever.com.

00:38:16.000 Do not let us lose touch with you.

00:38:17.000 Isn't it wonderful to know that you'll never get any spam, you'll never get any crap, your email list will never be sold.

00:38:21.000 You will just know when, if, and where MugClub returns.

00:38:24.000 And hey, everyone likes free stuff.

00:38:27.000 I don't like paying for it.

00:38:30.000 So, New York City, of course, you know, has had rising crime rates.

00:38:34.000 No.

00:38:34.000 What?

00:38:35.000 Yeah, and they've had falling recruitment numbers with police officers.

00:38:38.000 And I, look, Humanities 101, I have a correlation causation.

00:38:38.000 Sad.

00:38:42.000 I'd have to see the proof, I'm sorry.

00:38:43.000 No, exactly.

00:38:44.000 I'm just speaking in a general term, and I'm probably lying, okay?

00:38:50.000 New York is doing superbly.

00:38:52.000 Go visit it!

00:38:53.000 Yeah.

00:38:54.000 It's a great place to go.

00:38:54.000 You'll see.

00:38:55.000 Yes.

00:38:56.000 Go visit New York.

00:38:56.000 You can check all the references.

00:38:58.000 Go for a stroll at night.

00:38:59.000 Leave your valuables somewhere we can find them, though.

00:38:59.000 Yes.

00:39:02.000 Like a hotel, not in a safe.

00:39:04.000 Yeah.

00:39:06.000 You can check the references at loudearthcrowder.com.

00:39:07.000 But there have been some new crimes that have been committed which brings us to our latest installment of

00:39:10.000 Empire State of Crime Oh

00:39:28.000 So there was a massive fire in a Brooklyn evidence facility, which, you know, there's nothing else to say, just here it is.

00:39:36.000 Jim Smith is live in Chopper 2 over the area right now with more.

00:39:39.000 Jim?

00:39:41.000 And, Mary, yeah, we can tell you that smoke is blowing in a general south-southwest direction.

00:39:46.000 Yeah, just so you know, that facility held, facility, held, uh, seized vehicles, property, DNA evidence from unresolved burglaries or murders, and police cars that were involved in, uh, murdered officer cases.

00:39:57.000 So, this has the fingerprints of the FBI all over it!

00:40:01.000 How many people are watching that just like, yes!

00:40:04.000 Christmas came early, son!

00:40:04.000 I'm getting off!

00:40:06.000 There's a guy walking in and he's like, sweetie, I got another parking ticket.

00:40:09.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:10.000 Oh, good news.

00:40:11.000 You don't have to do that.

00:40:12.000 I'm sorry, I must have been lost in the fire.

00:40:14.000 People just start punching meter maids in the face.

00:40:16.000 Yeah, I love the intrepid reporting.

00:40:18.000 As you can see, there is smoke blowing that way.

00:40:21.000 Is that north or south?

00:40:24.000 Well, I guess you should hire a compass for scale, Susie.

00:40:27.000 You dirty whore.

00:40:30.000 We're going down.

00:40:32.000 There will be more fire soon.

00:40:33.000 Yes!

00:40:34.000 Losing control of the copter.

00:40:35.000 Yep!

00:40:37.000 That's not even the weirdest crime that has taken place, of course, in New York.

00:40:41.000 And, you know, they've had record crime rates and, of course, they've had problems with their police.

00:40:44.000 Look, I can do all the fact-checking, but you can just go back.

00:40:47.000 It's remedial.

00:40:47.000 We know about the bail, the catch-and-release bail that happens.

00:40:53.000 We know about the defunding of the police.

00:40:54.000 We know about the rhetoric from their mayor.

00:40:56.000 It's no surprise that this is happening.

00:40:57.000 But what is a surprise?

00:40:58.000 Some of the crimes, the nature of them.

00:41:00.000 On Wednesday, we had a perp in New York caught on tape robbing.

00:41:05.000 And here's what I know.

00:41:05.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:41:07.000 It's not what you're thinking.

00:41:08.000 So it was a McDonald's, but it's not the type of you would think cash register.

00:41:11.000 Right, right, right.

00:41:12.000 This is the perp robbing the McDonald's in the Bronx.

00:41:14.000 Police are searching for a suspect who stole food from McDonald's in the Bronx.

00:41:19.000 It happened at the fast food restaurant on East 170th Street in the Mount Eden section last week.

00:41:25.000 Now investigators say the suspect, you can see him here, threatened workers with a knife before going behind that counter.

00:41:33.000 By the way, we actually, we had the mask, but now we have an exclusive photo of the suspect in question. Um, we of

00:41:37.000 course- LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING!

00:41:39.000 So, let's be clear.

00:41:41.000 So, let's be clear.

00:41:43.000 You think, okay, knocked over a McDonald's, they probably have a lot of cash on hand, New York City.

00:41:47.000 No.

00:41:48.000 He used a butter knife and stole McDonald's food.

00:41:53.000 He was trying to stuff cheeseburgers into his pants pockets.

00:41:56.000 That's never going to work out well.

00:41:58.000 Before the Biden administration, that was dollar menu stuff.

00:42:01.000 Yeah, that really was.

00:42:02.000 Aim higher, love.

00:42:04.000 The cash register, what are you doing?

00:42:06.000 Chicken nuggets don't fold.

00:42:07.000 You got some of those apple pies?

00:42:09.000 Those are good.

00:42:11.000 I left money, your line's long.

00:42:17.000 The scalper up front sold me these!

00:42:18.000 That's actually the one time I was apprehended by the cops.

00:42:20.000 They almost arrested me.

00:42:21.000 Really?

00:42:22.000 It was in Montreal, the Metro turnstile.

00:42:25.000 I could hear the last subway, and it was a person on the phone who refused to just hit the button to open it.

00:42:29.000 I'm like, I put my ticket in, I put my ticket in, and I jumped.

00:42:31.000 And then I heard, like, you can't jump a turnstile.

00:42:34.000 I'm like, I left the ticket!

00:42:35.000 I've done that, and then they're like, I have to ring you up, and I'm like, I was standing there for five minutes, I'm leaving with this, and I left you extra money.

00:42:42.000 Yeah.

00:42:43.000 Didn't help that I had a pocket full of fentanyl, though.

00:42:44.000 No.

00:42:45.000 Well, they didn't care about that so much.

00:42:47.000 So he sold two double cheeseburgers, two dozen Chicken McNuggets.

00:42:51.000 Those are good.

00:42:52.000 And, uh, I mean, you know, look, I guess we talked about it, I think it's kind of, I don't like the fact, I think it's a little racist that the new Hamburger is, Hamburglar is black.

00:43:00.000 I agree.

00:43:01.000 And there's a better chance he's going to end up in jail, and those Fry Kids are going to grow up without a father.

00:43:05.000 Right.

00:43:06.000 And create, potentially, more Hamburglars.

00:43:08.000 And a lot of pregnant teen grimaces.

00:43:10.000 Yes.

00:43:11.000 Pregnant teen Stacey Abrams.

00:43:12.000 This has been Empire State of Crime.

00:43:30.000 You know, Kanye's... He's a... Why?

00:43:34.000 It's almost like a Street Fighter character.

00:43:36.000 That boy good.

00:43:41.000 Yeah, now about to do a stab.

00:43:43.000 I call this one the Zagat.

00:43:45.000 Okay.

00:43:48.000 I guess if that's what you want to do.

00:43:49.000 If that's what you want to do.

00:43:49.000 There's an award.

00:43:51.000 Bone Thugs had it right.

00:43:52.000 They just had backup.

00:43:54.000 Yep.

00:43:56.000 And Wu-Tang ain't nothing to mess with.

00:43:57.000 No, Wu-Tang's awesome.

00:43:58.000 Brings the ruckus.

00:43:59.000 Okay, by the way, we're going to be taking your chat, of course, today, and we will be broadcasting Monday and Tuesday.

00:44:03.000 Very short on YouTube, just to let you know, because we're doing You Can't Say That on YouTube segments for the end of the year.

00:44:08.000 All the stuff that we can't.

00:44:10.000 Which, if you watched us when we were on Rumble, a band from YouTube, it's not that different from the show, except, you know, You have anything to say about elections, or if you have anything to say about the most... Let's just not say anything.

00:44:20.000 CC, maybe?

00:44:21.000 Stuff like that?

00:44:22.000 I just said the name, that's it.

00:44:22.000 You stop.

00:44:23.000 Go stick your head in the stocking, and then put it in that oven right there.

00:44:26.000 Now!

00:44:27.000 No!

00:44:28.000 Okay.

00:44:29.000 I tried.

00:44:32.000 Let me ask you this, because we've talked about this in the past.

00:44:34.000 They've tried to coin this term, the Great Replacement Theory, as though it's something entirely racist.

00:44:40.000 And that's, the term has been used by racists, sure.

00:44:43.000 But what they try and do, we've talked about language this week, right?

00:44:45.000 For example, woman was changed by Cambridge, the definition.

00:44:48.000 Woman no longer means what woman has always meant.

00:44:50.000 Donald Trump, it came down to, he was removed from Twitter For saying 75 million patriots.

00:44:57.000 They said that patriots.

00:44:58.000 That was coded language for terrorists.

00:45:02.000 When we're talking about this right here.

00:45:03.000 Hey, Toolman, I have a question.

00:45:05.000 Why is your drink so far away from you?

00:45:06.000 You have to reach across half a football field.

00:45:09.000 Show people how you have to reach.

00:45:10.000 I always think he's going to put out a fire.

00:45:14.000 Can we get you a cup holder?

00:45:16.000 Okay.

00:45:17.000 That's a good Christmas present.

00:45:18.000 Yeah.

00:45:18.000 Do you ever see it?

00:45:19.000 It's like, I just, I don't know why I see.

00:45:22.000 You gotta get something cool, though.

00:45:23.000 Tim's techy.

00:45:24.000 Like a gun medal, maybe?

00:45:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:27.000 That'd be nice.

00:45:28.000 For the side of his desk.

00:45:29.000 I'll throw in on it.

00:45:30.000 Yeah, okay.

00:45:30.000 Alright, we'll do that.

00:45:31.000 I always think there's something wrong.

00:45:33.000 Like he's about to hit a panic button.

00:45:37.000 There's actually a panic button.

00:45:38.000 Is there a panic button?

00:45:39.000 Yes, yeah.

00:45:40.000 I have one.

00:45:40.000 I just hit it all the time.

00:45:41.000 It's just I'm sitting here and half the time...

00:45:43.000 I have one in case I fall.

00:45:46.000 Yes.

00:45:48.000 And can't get up.

00:45:49.000 Oh, I got mine from G. Gordon Liddy.

00:45:50.000 Oh, nice.

00:45:51.000 Yeah, me too.

00:45:52.000 In case I have a heavy hamper.

00:45:54.000 Yeah.

00:45:55.000 It comes in handy when my tub door doesn't open correctly.

00:45:57.000 Have you seen those commercials for the grandmas like on the ground in the black and white commercial?

00:46:02.000 And it's just like, is this happening?

00:46:03.000 She's just dying.

00:46:04.000 She's starving to death in her basement.

00:46:06.000 about that? No. Oh my gosh. He goes, they show me, they don't even show me the fun part.

00:46:06.000 No!

00:46:11.000 Like show me the part where she falls down the stairs, breaks her hip. You show me her

00:46:15.000 already like, nah, I fell down.

00:46:20.000 There's a whole thing of white people doing stupid things in infomercials.

00:46:24.000 It's like, you can't open a can.

00:46:24.000 It's hysterical.

00:46:27.000 That's me though.

00:46:28.000 I don't have the can opener still.

00:46:30.000 Dave does.

00:46:30.000 White people are like, I don't know how to put food in a dog dish.

00:46:33.000 What is this?

00:46:34.000 How would I do that?

00:46:35.000 They're like, buy the food disher.

00:46:37.000 I don't understand the concept of density.

00:46:39.000 It just goes through.

00:46:41.000 Weird, I'm white and dumb.

00:46:42.000 So language, speaking of white and dumb, language has been changed.

00:46:45.000 Patriot means terrorist.

00:46:47.000 Woman doesn't mean woman.

00:46:48.000 And if you discuss fertility rates and if you discuss changing demographics because

00:46:52.000 of that and you discuss different voting bases, the left wants to silence you by using the

00:46:58.000 accusations of racism, right?

00:47:00.000 It's silencing you out of fear of being accused of being a racist.

00:47:04.000 So, we're not talking about the term, as it's been coined and co-opted, Great Replacement Theory.

00:47:09.000 I do, however, want to walk you through the idea that people are not having babies, that people, of course, and this is not only a problem in China, but particularly in the West, That we do have a population problem.

00:47:22.000 And I know that the neo-environmentalists want to tell you that we're overpopulated on this planet.

00:47:26.000 Elon Musk has also dispelled that, and I did it, I think, in 2010 at the Cancun Climate Summit.

00:47:31.000 But even just discussing your country, again, this is a global, right?

00:47:34.000 It's a global approach.

00:47:35.000 Oh, we need fewer people on Earth.

00:47:36.000 But guess what?

00:47:37.000 You need more people in your country to keep the economy working.

00:47:41.000 So it doesn't necessarily always have to be this global cabal of people peeing on redwoods at Bohemian Grove.

00:47:47.000 All you need is people approaching the world from a mindset of Mother Earth is most important.

00:47:52.000 We need fewer people.

00:47:53.000 And guess what?

00:47:54.000 That hurts your nation because you need a workforce.

00:47:56.000 So authorities in the UK now, they've outlined a plan that would send migrants to rural areas.

00:48:03.000 And this is according to their Migratory Advisory Committee.

00:48:06.000 These are the recommendations.

00:48:08.000 We believe it is in the best interest of the UK government to pilot and evaluate a rural visa targeted at areas facing depopulation, and that such a pilot would align with the government's commitment to level up all parts of the UK.

00:48:26.000 And France can suck me arsehole!

00:48:28.000 That sounds like a great plan.

00:48:32.000 This place is so bad, nobody voluntarily wants to be there, but let's send the immigrants there.

00:48:38.000 No one wants to... That's because that place is a right proper... Oh, jeez.

00:48:43.000 I'm muted!

00:48:44.000 No, I know, but I still heard it.

00:48:45.000 Did you hear it through your microphone?

00:48:46.000 No.

00:48:47.000 Okay, good.

00:48:47.000 No, no.

00:48:49.000 It just missed it through you, though.

00:48:50.000 Aye!

00:48:52.000 You're right proper...

00:48:55.000 You gotta have a mute button!

00:48:56.000 That's so much more fun!

00:48:57.000 It's such a jovial word over there, though.

00:48:59.000 It's not harsh like it is here.

00:49:01.000 Oh, we have a girl, by the way, hi Sarah, who works for us, a girl, lady from the UK, because she's on a different time zone, so sometimes she'll send news updates because we're asleep.

00:49:09.000 One time she was on Skype, and she, I swear to you, 20 times used the C word.

00:49:12.000 Yeah.

00:49:13.000 But in a way like, oh, oh, sorry, pardon me if you have kids, she's like, oh, oh, Stephen, oh, you cheeky!

00:49:17.000 And I'm just like, oh, stop!

00:49:18.000 She's like, what?

00:49:19.000 Oh, oh, it's just like saying, it's just like saying bastard.

00:49:26.000 My friend from Ireland, he was a comic who did Fallon, and I'm like, I've not heard his act without the C word.

00:49:32.000 And it's not on purpose!

00:49:33.000 No, to them it's not!

00:49:34.000 It's just how they talk.

00:49:35.000 This is the issue with language, and this is why the left wants to control and change language.

00:49:39.000 So, this is what they're saying in the UK, right?

00:49:41.000 Let me actually, just because the accent might have thrown you off, they're saying that of course they're facing depopulation, and so they want to bring in people on visas.

00:49:48.000 right? So they know deep, they've accepted depopulation is a problem, birth rates are a

00:49:52.000 problem, the way they solve it is with work visas bringing people in from largely third world

00:49:56.000 countries. By the way, you don't need to take my word for it, all references are available,

00:50:00.000 ladderwithcrowder.com. This is exactly, or I should say very similarly echoes

00:50:04.000 what Chuck Schumer said just last month. Now more than ever, we're short of workers.

00:50:12.000 We have a population that is not reproducing it on its own with the same level that it used to.

00:50:19.000 The only way we're going to have a great future in America is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the dreamers, and all of them.

00:50:26.000 Because our ultimate goal is to help the dreamers but get a path to citizenship for all 11 million or however many undocumented there are here.

00:50:35.000 Hey, how about the ultimate goal is to better the situation for the American people?

00:50:40.000 I don't know, crazy idea.

00:50:41.000 That'd be a good idea.

00:50:41.000 That'd be racist.

00:50:42.000 No, come on.

00:50:43.000 So, is any of this true, the idea of fertility, the idea of you being replaced?

00:50:48.000 And by you, I mean, by the way, American citizens, white, black, brown, white, red, yellow in his sight, whatever the point is.

00:50:55.000 My point is, you know, like, I'm using the Jesus loves all the children, but I think I might have gotten some colors wrong.

00:51:02.000 So why do Western leaders, now that we know they say this, why do they want to bring in so many immigrants from countries that don't, more specifically, don't share our values?

00:51:12.000 As a matter of fact, come from countries where if you look at their laws are antithetical to our values.

00:51:16.000 Comment why you believe that's the case below, but it is undeniable that that is the case.

00:51:20.000 So let me get to some of the numbers here.

00:51:23.000 Let's get to fertility rates.

00:51:25.000 The minimum fertility rate to replace a population is 2.1, alright?

00:51:29.000 And low fertility rates are a big problem in most places in the Western world, or as I refer to it, good world.

00:51:36.000 Including the United States.

00:51:38.000 Our fertility rate is 1.64, Canada's 1.5, Germany's 1.53, UK is 1.56, France is 1.8, probably a little bit of wine-induced.

00:51:42.000 Germany is 1.53, UK is 1.56, France is 1.8, probably a little bit of wine induced.

00:51:50.000 The only Western nation above this rate, if we're using this term, is Israel at 2.9.

00:51:57.000 So we're all well below replacing the actual workforce, replacing the actual population

00:52:02.000 that we need to sustain our country, regardless of race.

00:52:06.000 So when the replacement rate, of course, the population is going to start to shrink, right?

00:52:09.000 Are you guys all following the math?

00:52:11.000 So what happens with that, it's not just the population, it's not just the economy, but the culture starts to change.

00:52:16.000 So the cultural values and norms of any place, I'm not just saying one good, other bad, I'm just saying period, whatever that culture is, if you bring in people from outside that have their own culture, which sometimes can be good, they can add to it, but not always.

00:52:28.000 There's a lot of people that don't really add much to what's going on right now in some of these countries.

00:52:32.000 They bring in that and it dilutes that culture.

00:52:34.000 And by the way, just to be clear, when you're trying to say it's a race thing, I would take 50 Cubans over one Swedish socialist.

00:52:42.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:52:43.000 It's not a race thing at all.

00:52:44.000 I don't want the Swedes.

00:52:46.000 They're cowardly hockey players.

00:52:47.000 And I don't want Mars attacks.

00:52:50.000 Nope.

00:52:50.000 Think about that.

00:52:51.000 It was Tom Jones' best work.

00:52:54.000 Agreed.

00:52:54.000 Yes.

00:52:55.000 So here's another fact that you guys need to understand, and we need to look at this realistically.

00:53:00.000 Demographics, overall.

00:53:01.000 So let's look at the percentages of American families.

00:53:04.000 American families who have children, that has dramatically declined over time.

00:53:11.000 Right?

00:53:11.000 So in the 1950s, 48%.

00:53:13.000 of American families, you know, had children. By the 2010s, it's been about 31%.

00:53:19.000 Golly.

00:53:19.000 And now, today, the most recent poll, I believe it's the most recent, one of the most recent,

00:53:24.000 44% of adults in the United States don't ever expect to have children.

00:53:28.000 Now, that's a little different because it means they don't expect to, and how many times have

00:53:32.000 we heard, like, young women saying, I don't need children, I don't want them, and all of a sudden

00:53:35.000 they're 35, like, MY WINDOW!

00:53:37.000 Yeah.

00:53:38.000 By the way, really interesting point here, when we were looking to get a comparison of a survey like that, right, we showed you the people with children, and that number dropped precipitously, right, percentage, it was so expected, there's no data from the 1950s.

00:53:51.000 Like, people would be like, why are you asking me if I plan to have, yes.

00:53:56.000 Of course!

00:53:56.000 Well, yeah, it was also, yeah, if you were a Catholic, you were like, yes, I'm going to stop, I guess, whenever my body stops.

00:54:03.000 I mean, I guess 38?

00:54:04.000 I think we're gonna plan on 38.

00:54:07.000 The uterus will give the answer.

00:54:07.000 Yeah, 38.

00:54:09.000 Yes.

00:54:11.000 I will start at 19, of course, three years after I marry.

00:54:14.000 Yes.

00:54:15.000 And then have 57 children.

00:54:17.000 It will probably end when I find what's happened down there too gross to continue.

00:54:22.000 Right.

00:54:23.000 When it becomes too easy for childbirth, I will stop.

00:54:27.000 It looks like I put a cherry bob in the pet hamster.

00:54:30.000 When either businessman alcoholism stops my husband's erection permanently.

00:54:35.000 Yes.

00:54:36.000 Or my womb just says goodbye.

00:54:38.000 Yes.

00:54:39.000 They usually both tend to intersect.

00:54:41.000 About the same time.

00:54:43.000 Now, of course, this is also perpetuated because of the media who says, you don't need children to be... Look, that's not true.

00:54:43.000 44%.

00:54:48.000 Most women are more fulfilled and more happy when they have children, when they have families.

00:54:53.000 If you are a woman watching right now, let the world know that you exist.

00:54:56.000 Hit the like button because YouTube says you do not exist.

00:54:59.000 They say that every woman is a third wave feminist.

00:55:02.000 I can't Hell you, how many women I meet who disagree with that.

00:55:05.000 And by the way, women always become more conservative.

00:55:07.000 They get married, they're more conservative.

00:55:08.000 They have children, they're way more conservative.

00:55:10.000 If their children are involved with sports, way more conservative, particularly if they're a girl.

00:55:15.000 Now, in 2021, here's some more data.

00:55:17.000 Pew Research looked into some of the reasons that people were not having kids.

00:55:20.000 Now, I know what you're going to say.

00:55:21.000 We talked about this with divorce.

00:55:23.000 80% of divorces are filed by women, okay, nowadays.

00:55:26.000 It's actually like 90% for couples with college degrees.

00:55:28.000 And I went through these, the top five reasons.

00:55:31.000 Domestic abuse is lower than before.

00:55:33.000 Infidelity is lower than before.

00:55:35.000 Didn't even make the top five.

00:55:36.000 It was that they weren't happy, or they felt that their partner wasn't doing enough.

00:55:39.000 So I know what you're thinking here.

00:55:41.000 Research would show that there are people not having kids, and we have some top reasons.

00:55:44.000 You would think there's some kind of... and we are not discussing these people.

00:55:48.000 People have biological issues.

00:55:49.000 People have difficulty, you know, conceiving.

00:55:51.000 Of course we're not talking about... and I think that you know that, but we always have to put that disclaimer in case it gets taken out of context.

00:55:56.000 You can go screw yourself, media matters.

00:55:58.000 Now, When you look at these answers, 5% answered they didn't want to have kids because of the climate.

00:56:05.000 Wow.

00:56:07.000 9% said the, quote, state of the world.

00:56:09.000 Okay.

00:56:10.000 That's fair.

00:56:11.000 That's a guy who doesn't want to have kids, son.

00:56:13.000 She's like, really?

00:56:14.000 Come on, don't you think I'd make a good mom?

00:56:16.000 It's not you, Sandra!

00:56:18.000 It's the state of the world!

00:56:22.000 I'm gonna go out again with the boys tonight.

00:56:24.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:56:25.000 Help the state of the world improve so we can have kids.

00:56:27.000 And you're going out for the sixth night in a row for- I've already- State of the world, that's right, you did tell me.

00:56:32.000 State of the world.

00:56:33.000 How come I've never met any of your guy friends?

00:56:35.000 Shut up.

00:56:36.000 Well, you just don't understand.

00:56:38.000 The state of the world.

00:56:39.000 As the 9% of us do.

00:56:40.000 Yes.

00:56:41.000 As the 9% of us do.

00:56:42.000 5% said they won't have kids because of the climate, 9% state of the world, and 56% said

00:56:47.000 they just don't want to.

00:56:52.000 So here's the silver lining, those don't sound like a speciali- well of course if it's a

00:56:55.000 child they shouldn't bear a child.

00:56:57.000 He sounded like the dinosaur sitcom.

00:57:01.000 I mean, they all kind of sound like it.

00:57:04.000 Gotta be honest, anybody between 18 and 40 kind of sounds like that.

00:57:08.000 Right, if you're the head of Twitter Trust and Safety between the ages of 8 and 80.

00:57:14.000 I just don't wanna.

00:57:16.000 Ah, good, great.

00:57:17.000 Well, at least I have a child.

00:57:20.000 I mean, I know we want people to, you know, have families and stuff like that, but with the people that answered, I don't know if I want them to.

00:57:25.000 Right.

00:57:26.000 That's what I mean.

00:57:27.000 That's a silver lining.

00:57:28.000 These don't sound like very conservative answers, which brings us to another point.

00:57:31.000 Conservatives have more children.

00:57:34.000 Significantly.

00:57:35.000 So, for example, pro-Trump counties had a 25 higher percent of At a 25% higher fertility rate than the pro-Biden counties.

00:57:43.000 And I know what some people are going to say, well that's because they're dumb.

00:57:45.000 That's because they're not at Ivy League.

00:57:47.000 Okay, well you know what?

00:57:49.000 If you believe that, you believe Florida was dumb and California did it right.

00:57:52.000 Okay, you believe Florida did it wrong, New York did it right.

00:57:55.000 The myth of the intellectual, you really think, it's the intellectuals who say that what you just saw in that hockey game Makes sense.

00:58:03.000 No, I think that working class Americans, and by the way, many of them have college degrees or trades.

00:58:08.000 No, I don't think they're having children because they're unintelligent.

00:58:11.000 Let's just, let's use this argument for a second.

00:58:13.000 Let's go with it.

00:58:14.000 Oh, so they're so unintelligent, they're so uneducated, that they're having children?

00:58:19.000 Guess what?

00:58:20.000 They're happier, and they end up raising more successful families.

00:58:25.000 Hey!

00:58:26.000 What did your degree do for you?

00:58:28.000 What did your masters in German poetry do for you?

00:58:30.000 So, voting for Donald Trump, voting Republican, directly correlates with having higher fertility rates.

00:58:37.000 And you know what?

00:58:38.000 I know.

00:58:39.000 I know this is a fact.

00:58:40.000 We've known this for a long time.

00:58:42.000 Because there's at least one documented case that showed exactly how that worked.

00:58:50.000 So, how can I help you?

00:58:52.000 Doctor, my husband and I have tried everything to try and get pregnant.

00:58:56.000 Do you have any suggestions?

00:58:59.000 I do have something that's worked in the past.

00:59:03.000 Oh.

00:59:04.000 Oh.

00:59:04.000 Okay.

00:59:08.000 Oh!

00:59:09.000 I think I feel something!

00:59:13.000 Wow!

00:59:14.000 Thank you, Doctor!

00:59:15.000 You're very welcome.

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00:59:20.000 Paid for by the greatest president in the history of the world.

00:59:24.000 Side effects, frankly, may include being fantastic.

00:59:32.000 Hey, by the way, by the way, MugClubForever.com, I don't want to say I lied to you.

00:59:39.000 I was wrong.

00:59:41.000 There's way more than 300,000 of you out there.

00:59:42.000 Way, way more.

00:59:45.000 And if the numbers that we're seeing right now continue here as we, you know, have to please pardon our dust, there's nothing that can ever compare to what you can accomplish, what we can all accomplish.

00:59:55.000 If you sign up, and you make sure to check your spam, because obviously you have Google, right?

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01:00:13.000 There's a lot of good to come out of this, and you know what?

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01:00:32.000 What we may do in the future is make it, because of the way spam filters work, you'll get an immediate email saying, hey, did you mean to sign up for this email?

01:00:38.000 I promise, you're not getting anything from Marco Rubio's shop.

01:00:41.000 I still can't unsubscribe from that shit!

01:00:44.000 And you don't even hate Marco Rubio!

01:00:46.000 It's just a show!

01:00:46.000 No, I don't hate Marco Rubio.

01:00:47.000 He's been on the show.

01:00:49.000 There should be a discount.

01:00:50.000 Do you get emails from the Marco Rubio shop?

01:00:52.000 I have, and I've never even signed up.

01:00:54.000 Neither did I. But I have unsigned!

01:00:56.000 And I get more!

01:00:57.000 He did it for me.

01:00:58.000 I want to see what he's got in his shop.

01:01:00.000 What in the world could he possibly have?

01:01:02.000 Small hands?

01:01:03.000 Mostly dick pics.

01:01:04.000 It's like the opposite of a foam mascot hand.

01:01:06.000 No, it's a little creepy hand.

01:01:08.000 It's a nuclear baby fist.

01:01:10.000 That you put on your fingers.

01:01:11.000 It's a number one, but it's very tiny.

01:01:12.000 Yes.

01:01:14.000 If you visit the site, they automatically subscribe you, so... Oh, it's the Deadpool hand!

01:01:18.000 That's what he has.

01:01:19.000 Yes.

01:01:19.000 We're talking about Rubio, not us.

01:01:21.000 Chris Elliott's hand in Scary Movie 2.

01:01:24.000 Just this...

01:01:28.000 Or Elliot Page's hand.

01:01:30.000 No, I just mean small hands.

01:01:32.000 Very, very small hands.

01:01:33.000 Tiny, tiny fists.

01:01:36.000 Which in some cases are advantageous.

01:01:37.000 So here's another fact.

01:01:39.000 Democrats need immigrants, and I'm not saying need brown people, need black people, need yellow people.

01:01:44.000 What I'm saying is they need immigrants, specifically immigrants from third world countries, in order to ensure their stranglehold on power.

01:01:51.000 Here's why that matters.

01:01:52.000 That is diametrically opposed to what is in the best interest of you.

01:01:58.000 The American citizen.

01:01:59.000 And when I say you, I'm speaking to, by the way, Gay William, our Cuban-American agent.

01:02:05.000 I'm saying you to Mariela, a lady who works at Cleaning Lady, who we work with, who's a nanny, who's Bolivian, who's so excited to undergo the naturalization of the Green Card and then is actually getting the citizenship.

01:02:16.000 I'm saying you, mom, who I love, French-Canadian.

01:02:20.000 Who came here and loved this country dearly.

01:02:23.000 So, bringing in third-world country immigrants to ensure a voting base is opposed to what you, of all stripes here in the United States, tax-paying citizens, actually need in order to maintain the country that you flocked to.

01:02:38.000 Don't take my word for it.

01:02:40.000 Let's LaVar Burton this crap.

01:02:41.000 Just listen to Democrats.

01:02:42.000 In a few years we're going to be a majority brown country.

01:02:45.000 White people will not be the majority in the country anymore.

01:02:47.000 This will be the first generation ever in American history in which whites will be a minority of the generation at some point.

01:02:55.000 As of 2007, every year babies being born in this country, whites now are the minority.

01:03:01.000 Bad suit and background for him.

01:03:02.000 Everyone is going to be a minority.

01:03:04.000 The whitest man I've ever seen?

01:03:08.000 I know.

01:03:08.000 Demographics is destiny.

01:03:10.000 Demographics is destiny.

01:03:11.000 Demographics is destiny, right?

01:03:13.000 The country is changing.

01:03:15.000 Now the reason I say that is that if you say demographics is destiny, shouldn't it be demographics are destiny?

01:03:20.000 I don't know.

01:03:21.000 Demographics is, let me ask you a question.

01:03:24.000 Is it demographics is destiny?

01:03:25.000 Did you ask me a question?

01:03:27.000 I asked you a question.

01:03:28.000 I believe it's demographics are destiny.

01:03:32.000 Someone can correct us, and you can admonish us.

01:03:33.000 I don't know, it could go either way.

01:03:34.000 There's a lot of white people on TV for such a lack of them.

01:03:37.000 Yes, I know.

01:03:37.000 Demographics!

01:03:38.000 So they tell you it's a race thing.

01:03:40.000 Why?

01:03:41.000 Because if you then address immigration, it makes you a racist.

01:03:44.000 Don't fall into that trap.

01:03:45.000 Like I've talked about, you know, when people say there are higher standards of living, for example, I've used something that changed my mind.

01:03:50.000 There's some stats that just stick with you forever.

01:03:53.000 Swedish citizens, yes, they have a higher standard of living than

01:03:56.000 American citizens, that's true.

01:03:58.000 But Swedish Americans have a 50% higher quality of life than Swedes in Sweden.

01:04:04.000 Same thing for Danish Americans.

01:04:05.000 So when you are taking people from a country which is largely homogenous and they have

01:04:09.000 a culture that values labor, that values industriousness, that shares sort of traditional more Western

01:04:15.000 values, guess what?

01:04:16.000 You transplant them to the United States, they do better.

01:04:20.000 You don't have that same issue with people who come from third world countries who will

01:04:23.000 of course, yeah, lower and some people, they took our jobs, I get that you watch South

01:04:28.000 Park, but statistically it is economically true that the left wants immigrants to come

01:04:33.000 into this country, not in order to better the country, but because they believe that

01:04:38.000 these immigrants will do cheap labor, be happy to do it and vote for them.

01:04:42.000 Here they are saying we need them to do cheap labor.

01:04:44.000 We have a shortage of workers in our country and you see even in Florida, some of the farmers

01:04:49.000 and the growers saying, why are you shipping these?

01:04:54.000 Immigrants up north, we need them to pick the crops down here.

01:05:00.000 Go put on your Kwanzaa scarf, bitch.

01:05:02.000 Nope, no, I'm sorry.

01:05:04.000 Not immigrants.

01:05:04.000 We're not talking about immigrants.

01:05:06.000 We're talking about people who come into the country illegally.

01:05:08.000 That's the people that were being sent up north so that you can handle the problem that you guess is not really happening down on the southern border.

01:05:14.000 They just wanted to show you this is real, it's hard to deal with, and until you guys fix the problem, we're just gonna let you see what the problem is like.

01:05:20.000 How about we just talk about the fact that she used the term shipping?

01:05:23.000 Yes!

01:05:25.000 We've been looking for an American manufacturer for the mug for years.

01:05:29.000 here.

01:05:47.000 We've even been looking for a Taiwan manual.

01:05:50.000 Can't find them.

01:05:51.000 Here's a problem that also ends up being created by the left, is they're so strong and pro-union, and I mean corrupt union, talking about like SEIU, talking about like the UAW, To the point where the average salary is well over $140,000 for a factory worker at the UAW, and include benefits, time off, LASIK, right?

01:06:08.000 So, they make it unaffordable to manufacture in the United States, therefore necessary to bring it, or to ship manufacturing overseas, or to bring in people on H-1 visas to say, hey, we don't have Americans who can do this, we need to reduce the cost of goods and services.

01:06:23.000 Get rid of the corrupt unions!

01:06:25.000 And, let's close up our border and make sure that we are not just bringing in cheap labor.

01:06:30.000 It's not a difficult solution.

01:06:31.000 This is one of those issues that is not a hard solution, and that's how you know it's by design.

01:06:35.000 If it seems relatively simple, and you examine it from all angles, and it still seems simple, then you have to ask yourself, why is the simple solution, or really three simple solutions, why are they not being implemented?

01:06:46.000 Here's another fact that's pretty important.

01:06:48.000 Immigrants, overall, they actually have higher fertility rates than native-born Americans.

01:06:52.000 So, we talked about the United States, it's somewhere around 1.6.

01:06:55.000 It's fertility rate immigrants, it's over two. Now what about the immigrants who Chuck Schumer

01:07:00.000 wants to grant citizenship? According to a 2013 Pew survey, the Hispanic immigrants who were not

01:07:07.000 citizens identified themselves 33%.

01:07:11.000 33% is independent, 31% is Democrat, 4% is Republican.

01:07:15.000 Hey, if you're not a citizen, and we don't believe that they vote according to the left, right?

01:07:20.000 That's why we believe in voter ID, because some of us suspect they do vote.

01:07:23.000 Why do I give a shit how you identify?

01:07:27.000 I'm not a socialist.

01:07:28.000 I don't plan on being.

01:07:29.000 I'm not European.

01:07:30.000 I don't plan on being European.

01:07:31.000 So who gives a crap if they're socialists?

01:07:33.000 I thought this was a really good sting operation.

01:07:35.000 Yeah, only non-citizens can participate in our poll and then immediately you're driven right back across the border.

01:07:40.000 Right.

01:07:40.000 I thought that's how laws were supposed to be enforced.

01:07:42.000 Yes.

01:07:43.000 But here's a silver lining.

01:07:44.000 Mm-hmm.

01:07:45.000 Okay?

01:07:45.000 I bring you tidings of great joy.

01:07:47.000 Thank you.

01:07:47.000 It is Christmas.

01:07:48.000 And their cigars shall be assigned on to you.

01:07:48.000 Yep.

01:07:52.000 Spoiler, right?

01:07:52.000 You understand?

01:07:53.000 Okay.

01:07:54.000 When it comes to immigrants, and we have a really good gay one.

01:07:57.000 Mm-hmm.

01:07:57.000 We do.

01:07:58.000 There's one exception.

01:07:59.000 Not only one exception, but there's one that is unbelievable, is Cubans.

01:08:03.000 Yeah.

01:08:03.000 Cuban Americans.

01:08:05.000 And by the way, I know what you're saying, oh, so actually the Cubans started going to, well, everyone shifted toward Barack Obama.

01:08:09.000 In more recent years, it's not just that Cubans are incredibly conservative, but young Cubans are incredibly conservative.

01:08:15.000 Far more than young white Americans, and far more, by the way, than even older Hispanics in other demographics.

01:08:23.000 Young Cubans have rejected what they have seen if they are here in this country.

01:08:26.000 That is important.

01:08:28.000 We would think, right?

01:08:29.000 They just said white people are not going to be the majority.

01:08:31.000 I just told you I would take 50 Cubans over one Swede.

01:08:34.000 Swede is really, really white!

01:08:36.000 Why?

01:08:37.000 Because Cubans come here and they desperately want to be a part of America.

01:08:40.000 They appreciate it.

01:08:41.000 They're hard workers.

01:08:42.000 They're industrious.

01:08:43.000 They pay taxes.

01:08:44.000 I have never met a Cuban-American who, first off, couldn't make a fantastic sandwich, and I didn't just very much enjoy their company.

01:08:52.000 And I know we'll get some of the identitarians who get mad at me.

01:08:55.000 Look, just listen to some of these statistics.

01:08:57.000 And this is also why you see that Cubans are treated Differently from other brown people!

01:09:01.000 So last year, Biden's Homeland Security Chief Alejandro Mayorkas said this about Cuban refugees.

01:09:09.000 Hey, hold on a second.

01:09:14.000 So we grant asylum to people who are leaving places like Mexico, El Salvador, Honduras, and by the way, They're not seeking asylum.

01:09:21.000 They're just leaving crappy countries.

01:09:22.000 You know if you're shipped back to Mexico, pretty much nothing happens.

01:09:24.000 You know what happens if you get shipped back to Cuba?

01:09:27.000 It depends on the day and it depends who catches you.

01:09:29.000 These people are actually fleeing a persecutive government.

01:09:33.000 They have a claim for asylum and that's why we had different policies regarding Cubans for a very long time.

01:09:39.000 So, you have Nancy Pelosi, you have Chuck Schumer, you have Mayorkas saying, Hey, whites are going to be a minority, right?

01:09:44.000 We're going to be a majority brown country.

01:09:46.000 Come on over, dreamers.

01:09:47.000 Hey, come on over.

01:09:49.000 We're not in a country that's cruel.

01:09:51.000 We're a country that's, hey, Syrian refugees that are all military-aged men and entirely Islamic coming from countries where they're burning Christians alive even though they make up less than 1% of the refugees.

01:10:01.000 Yeah, come on over.

01:10:02.000 Cubans, wait.

01:10:02.000 Not so fast.

01:10:04.000 Yeah.

01:10:04.000 Was it Ilian Gonzalez who came over here in the 90s?

01:10:07.000 He was like a little boy.

01:10:07.000 Do you remember?

01:10:08.000 I was thinking of that.

01:10:11.000 Maybe I'm completely wrong on the name.

01:10:12.000 It could be.

01:10:13.000 It was his cousin.

01:10:14.000 He also has a cousin called Slowpoke.

01:10:16.000 But it was a huge issue because yeah, sending him back is such a catastrophic issue.

01:10:23.000 Yes.

01:10:24.000 As opposed to sending somebody back to Mexico.

01:10:26.000 And by the way, I don't know if you noticed, this is actually, I just talked with William about this, the economic conditions right now in communist rule combined with COVID.

01:10:33.000 Globalist policies, right?

01:10:35.000 Let's be honest, COVID was a globalist approach.

01:10:39.000 It's created the largest exodus from Cuba since Castro rose to power.

01:10:43.000 So yeah, there's a guy named Roger Garcia-Ordaz who has tried to flee Cuba 11 times.

01:10:47.000 There's a story out there and he said, of course I'm going to keep on throwing myself into the sea until I get to the U.S.

01:10:53.000 or if the sea wants to take my life, so be it.

01:10:56.000 So here's my question to you.

01:10:58.000 Why do you think... I'm sorry, slowpoke Rodriguez.

01:11:01.000 I just didn't mean to interrupt you.

01:11:02.000 I was thinking Gonzalez.

01:11:03.000 Okay.

01:11:04.000 My bad.

01:11:05.000 That was his cousin.

01:11:06.000 We're both children.

01:11:07.000 Go on.

01:11:08.000 I just want to be called out on this.

01:11:10.000 It's okay, I know.

01:11:11.000 White privilege, like Gonzales, Rodriguez, you know what, I don't know.

01:11:15.000 Either way, you put a baseball in their hand, they're going to throw it a quarter mile.

01:11:18.000 Now, I have a question for you.

01:11:19.000 Why do you think the Democrats don't want to support, that's Puerto Ricans, oh my god, I'm way off, or Dominicans, oh gosh, ugh.

01:11:27.000 Any 12-year-old in the Dominican Republic is better than Babe Ruth.

01:11:30.000 Yes, exactly.

01:11:31.000 It's not even close.

01:11:33.000 So why do you think, comment below, they don't want to support Cubans, Democrats.

01:11:36.000 Okay, let me give you some pretty clear numbers here.

01:11:40.000 In 2022, Ron DeSantis won 68% of the Cuban vote.

01:11:45.000 And by the way, young Cubans, meaning ages 18 to 39.

01:11:47.000 Hey, that's our demo.

01:11:50.000 They drastically favor Republicans.

01:11:53.000 Republicans, as far as favoring a Republican candidate, 61%.

01:11:56.000 Young Cubans favoring a Democrat candidate, 27%.

01:11:59.000 You don't find that kind of spread anywhere else.

01:12:01.000 Anywhere else.

01:12:02.000 You will not find that kind of a reliable, conservative, Republican voter base anywhere else, including in the rural South.

01:12:10.000 So, I want to be crystal, crystal clear.

01:12:12.000 When the left says demographics is destiny, I'm still not sure if they're right, if it's not our destiny.

01:12:18.000 You're clairvoyant.

01:12:19.000 Oh, I'm clairvoyant?

01:12:20.000 Oh, look what's happening on CNN right now.

01:12:23.000 Oh, they're just, hey, walk across here.

01:12:23.000 Oh, they're not Cubans.

01:12:25.000 Yeah, let's bring this up on CNN.

01:12:28.000 What is looming over all of this, John, is the prospect of Title 42 being suspended next week.

01:12:35.000 This is a surge different from all of that, but the Biden administration is preparing for as many as 9,000 to 14,000 people crossing I sure hope you're preparing with an upright trampoline.

01:12:48.000 Daily.

01:12:49.000 Preparing for that number every single day.

01:12:52.000 Right.

01:12:53.000 Yeah.

01:12:53.000 Just think about that.

01:12:57.000 Now, again, see what they're saying, they're preparing for them daily.

01:13:00.000 That's a little bit different from the rhetoric.

01:13:01.000 Isn't it nice when we get to fact check things on air?

01:13:03.000 At least rebut things on air, I should say, in this case.

01:13:05.000 When you're talking about Biden's Homeland Security Chief Alejandro Mayorkas said about Cubans, allow me to be clear.

01:13:13.000 If you take to the sea, you will not come to the United States.

01:13:17.000 Right now they're preparing for all of these people.

01:13:19.000 We are rolling out the welcome mat.

01:13:22.000 Hey, they're both brown!

01:13:24.000 They're both coming from countries that have been economically devastated.

01:13:27.000 I would argue the difference is that you're actually persecuted in Cuba since it's a communist regime and you're not allowed to speak out.

01:13:32.000 You actually do have political prisoners on a regular basis despite the fact that, you know, Michael Moore actually went to Cuba in sicko and said that they have better health care than us.

01:13:40.000 I missed him when he was fat.

01:13:42.000 Is he thin now?

01:13:43.000 He looks like in transition Walter White.

01:13:43.000 I don't know.

01:13:48.000 At the end of the series, or?

01:13:49.000 I don't know why, no, I pictured it.

01:13:51.000 Any part of the series.

01:13:52.000 Okay, yeah.

01:13:53.000 So, Cubans, Cuban-Americans, this is, hey, why don't we look at, why don't we look at changing that palette?

01:13:59.000 They are furious as to what happened in Florida.

01:14:01.000 And by the way, Hispanics are migrating more, and I mean this sort of politically, more and more toward the right.

01:14:07.000 Cubans have always been on the right.

01:14:08.000 Slight exception under Obama, but that's because it was the worst candidate of all time with Romney.

01:14:12.000 On his left.

01:14:13.000 Oh, sorry, I always forget my right, their left.

01:14:15.000 Followed closely by John McCain.

01:14:17.000 Romney-McCain, horrible candidates.

01:14:18.000 The whole country went kind of toward Obama.

01:14:20.000 They shifted back, and Cubans shifted back in a really, really big way, and young Cubans.

01:14:24.000 What does that tell you?

01:14:25.000 This is what that tells you.

01:14:27.000 People who have seen communism or socialism, they reject it so outright.

01:14:33.000 I mean, you should hear our agent there, Gay William, talk about it.

01:14:37.000 He hates communists, along with Puerto Ricans, but that's a story for another day.

01:14:42.000 I've talked about my friend though who came from Russia.

01:14:44.000 Yeah.

01:14:45.000 And just, I mean, even when you talk about like Fedorov and people that got to a store and were like, I don't understand, you can buy anything?

01:14:51.000 People that stood in bread lines who came here and were millionaires.

01:14:51.000 Right.

01:14:54.000 Can you understand, like, I don't think a human being can understand the concept of, you know, having seriously nothing.

01:15:01.000 Right.

01:15:01.000 And then the chance for pretty much anything you want.

01:15:04.000 Right.

01:15:04.000 Absolutely.

01:15:04.000 And they're willing to take a risk.

01:15:06.000 They're not just walking through An open fence, a wall that doesn't exist.

01:15:11.000 I saw actually the float graveyard when I was doing some shows for the troops in Guantanamo Bay.

01:15:17.000 These makeshift rafts, these people, there is some buy-in.

01:15:21.000 There is some buy-in because they want to be Americans.

01:15:24.000 They're not just saying, hey, I want to go be a day worker and then send some money back to Cuba.

01:15:28.000 So let's kind of recap this.

01:15:29.000 And again, please go to MugClubForever.com.

01:15:31.000 Don't let us lose touch with you.

01:15:34.000 If you want to be a part of Mug Club, you want this to continue, we pardon our dust.

01:15:39.000 It's gonna take a little bit of time here.

01:15:41.000 We will do right by you.

01:15:42.000 Enter in your email.

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01:15:46.000 Where?

01:15:46.000 It is back up and running.

01:15:48.000 We have to build this house.

01:15:50.000 Have to be the little piggy who built his house out of brick.

01:15:53.000 I don't know how the other piggies thought a house would work with straw when they knew that the wolf had a penchant for blowing houses down.

01:15:59.000 But!

01:16:00.000 Done it before.

01:16:00.000 It's a story for another day.

01:16:01.000 Now!

01:16:03.000 Before we go, we'll take your chats.

01:16:04.000 We will be here Monday, Tuesday, Christmas special on Wednesday.

01:16:06.000 Democrats, immigration, while we're talking about you being replaced.

01:16:09.000 Okay.

01:16:10.000 They don't want you, meaning they, the Democratic Party, does not want you to have big families.

01:16:13.000 Why?

01:16:13.000 Well, a couple of reasons.

01:16:14.000 First off, if you have families, mom, dad, and kids, guess what?

01:16:16.000 You are now statistically conservative.

01:16:19.000 Also, you are now statistically as inoculated as you can be against going to prison.

01:16:25.000 against poverty, against divorce, against mental illness.

01:16:29.000 If you have mom and dad and they are currently in your life, you are less likely to rely on big government. Also, people

01:16:36.000 who have big families, guess what happens?

01:16:38.000 They tend to move out of major cities where leftists want you, dependent on public transportation.

01:16:43.000 They want you dependent on the infrastructure that they have as opposed to being autonomous.

01:16:47.000 And of course, Democrats want to increase their voter base and bring in cheap labor so they can take your jobs.

01:16:53.000 jobs just not cubans just not cubans

01:16:57.000 Comment if that seems like it's a little bit of a shell game.

01:17:00.000 Hey, how about everyone out there says Cubans over Swedes.

01:17:04.000 How about that?

01:17:05.000 Let's see if that gets struck as racism.

01:17:07.000 Cubans over Swedes.

01:17:09.000 Comment that below and see what YouTube does.

01:17:11.000 I would take a million Cuban refugees and actual refugees over a single Finnish socialist.

01:17:18.000 By the way, Finland is boring as hell and at least the Cubans have I mean, there's a lot of fun.

01:17:22.000 They're a fun people.

01:17:23.000 They got cigars.

01:17:24.000 You ever had a Cuban sandwich?

01:17:25.000 There's nothing like it.

01:17:26.000 You ever had Cuban coffee?

01:17:27.000 A little too much sugar, but it's unbelievable.

01:17:30.000 And we are going to continue being happy warriors joyously with, well, it's the Christmas season in our hearts.

01:17:35.000 We will see you Monday and Tuesday.

01:17:36.000 Thank you again so much to Jeremy at the Quartering.

01:17:39.000 Please let everyone you know, and if you signed up yesterday or the day before, just do it again.

01:17:45.000 The servers have been fixed because of Jeremy.

01:17:47.000 I cannot thank him enough.

01:17:49.000 MugClubForever.com.

01:17:51.000 Oh, that's not necessarily the most flattering mugshot, but it might be hard to come by.

01:17:55.000 Sorry, Jeremy!

01:17:56.000 You have inner beauty!

01:17:58.000 MugClubForever.com.

01:17:59.000 YouTube right now.

Louder with Crowder - December 15, 2022

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: THE FUTURE OF MUG CLUB & LOUDER WITH CROWDER

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