Louder with Crowder - April 18, 2022


Hunter Biden is Stealing your tax dollars! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

54 minutes

Words per Minute

186.41216

Word Count

10,175

Sentence Count

1,045

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

51


Summary

AOC, Ilhan, Rashida, and Rashida have dedicated their lives to fighting America and the forces of freedom! The squad was born! Using their ultra-superpowers, AOC, ILhan, & Rashida has dedicated themselves to fighting for freedom. But Professor Chink accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction to make the perfect leftist: Progressivism. Thus, the squad is born!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵 Music 🎵 Socialism.
00:00:19.000 Sharia.
00:00:21.000 And everything bad.
00:00:23.000 These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect leftist.
00:00:27.000 But Professor Chink accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction.
00:00:31.000 Progressiveness.
00:00:36.000 Thus, the squad was born!
00:00:39.000 Using their ultra superpowers, AOC, Ilhan, and Rashida have dedicated their lives to fighting America
00:00:46.000 and the forces of freedom!
00:00:48.000 ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
00:02:04.000 Mmm!
00:02:06.000 Can't taste anything.
00:02:07.000 That must mean I have the vid.
00:02:11.000 Have the old co-video, the old blockbuster co-video.
00:02:14.000 No you don't.
00:02:15.000 No I don't.
00:02:15.000 I don't know.
00:02:16.000 I have a... I do have a slightly scratchy throat because we were doing a show.
00:02:20.000 So you have the vid.
00:02:22.000 And the what?
00:02:22.000 Vid.
00:02:23.000 Yeah.
00:02:23.000 Vid!
00:02:24.000 Quarantine him!
00:02:25.000 Alright everybody.
00:02:26.000 Sorry.
00:02:28.000 Okay.
00:02:28.000 So!
00:02:29.000 Vid.
00:02:32.000 We have a lot to get to today. My headphones are gonna be a little bit of weird. I think it could also just be my ears
00:02:36.000 are blocked.
00:02:36.000 I think it is, yeah.
00:02:37.000 Yeah, my ear- everything sounds like I'm in a wave pool right now.
00:02:39.000 We have a lot to get to. I don't know if you know this, Elizabeth Warren is now calling for an investigation into
00:02:43.000 Jared Kushner, who's the son-in-law of President Donald Trump and also a
00:02:50.000 Jew.
00:02:50.000 Oh my goodness.
00:02:51.000 Little bit of anti-Semitism going on there.
00:02:52.000 But I don't know if you know why, perfect timing, because right now we're finding out that Hunter Biden, remember he's not president, but it turns out he was funneling a lot of money to his dad, former Vice President Biden.
00:03:04.000 A lot.
00:03:04.000 We now have more texts, emails from the infamous laptop.
00:03:08.000 I don't know if it's number one, two, or three.
00:03:10.000 So we'll be talking about that.
00:03:11.000 There's no denying it anymore.
00:03:14.000 Criminal, former Vice President Biden.
00:03:16.000 We knew he was criminally insane, now he's just plain old criminal.
00:03:19.000 We'll also be talking about Florida banning some math books.
00:03:22.000 Not banning, just prohibiting them from being taught in a curriculum, and comparing it with, you know, banning, I don't know, To Kill a Mockingbird from the left, because this is what we're going to be talking about all day.
00:03:31.000 Before I move on to any of that, let me ask you this.
00:03:35.000 What song, question of the day, would scare you most to be heard at 30,000 feet above sea level, if you were on a plane?
00:03:43.000 I want to hear, yeah, I just want to hear, like, what is it that would maybe, you know, raise your cackles?
00:03:48.000 Free Fallin'?
00:03:50.000 That's a good one.
00:03:52.000 Or, uh, if they're playing the, uh, Ultimate Warrior.
00:03:54.000 I'm gonna take this blade into a nosedive!
00:03:54.000 I'm on fire.
00:03:57.000 HULK!
00:03:58.000 Like, why is Ultimate Warrior flying this?
00:04:00.000 I don't believe he's FAA certified.
00:04:02.000 Crash into me.
00:04:06.000 For two reasons.
00:04:07.000 One, it's terrible.
00:04:08.000 Right.
00:04:09.000 Just the pilot changing.
00:04:11.000 Can you take me lower?
00:04:14.000 No, no.
00:04:14.000 Don't go higher.
00:04:15.000 Is this a parody?
00:04:16.000 And we're gonna die?
00:04:18.000 That's a really weird way to tell us that he wants to kill himself.
00:04:21.000 Also, let me tell you this before anything else.
00:04:23.000 We did not do a show on Thursday.
00:04:24.000 We told you that we weren't doing a show on Thursday, but this was last Thursday.
00:04:28.000 Show's all this week.
00:04:29.000 If you don't see us on YouTube, we haven't let you know we're still streaming live Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:04:34.000 Just go to Rumble or go to Mug Club where we have an entire, basically double the show.
00:04:34.000 Eastern.
00:04:40.000 Doublemint Show!
00:04:41.000 Okay.
00:04:41.000 That's not Doublemint.
00:04:43.000 Oh, also, I should tell you that, well, before that, let me move to... Is that done?
00:04:46.000 Gerald A., how are you?
00:04:47.000 I'm well, how are you, sir?
00:04:48.000 I have a sore throat.
00:04:50.000 But we already know that.
00:04:51.000 Did you sleep well?
00:04:51.000 Yeah, I know.
00:04:52.000 I just want the... No, I didn't sleep that well.
00:04:55.000 It's hard when you can't sleep, when you feel like you, you know, you just performed services on the device from 7...
00:05:02.000 And you know him, you love him, at Landau Dave.
00:05:04.000 He's going to be this Saturday in Virginia Beach doing shows.
00:05:08.000 It's a funny bone.
00:05:10.000 And then him and I, of course, are June 18th at Pikes Peak Center in Colorado Springs.
00:05:13.000 There are a few tickets left.
00:05:14.000 Tulsa is sold out.
00:05:15.000 We apologize.
00:05:16.000 Dave, how are you?
00:05:16.000 Good.
00:05:17.000 Sorry about the services.
00:05:17.000 Ahoy.
00:05:20.000 Dave's a little out of focus.
00:05:21.000 Am I?
00:05:23.000 Well, you know what?
00:05:24.000 Saturday's shows went late.
00:05:25.000 He might be a little hazy.
00:05:28.000 He might be a little hazy from the Wyrmwood liquor.
00:05:31.000 Dave's a little hazy from the wormwood liquor, man!
00:05:34.000 Now.
00:05:35.000 That makes your throat feel better, I'm sure.
00:05:39.000 Well, they asked me at the show, they asked an encore to do Gilbert Godfrey.
00:05:43.000 Oh.
00:05:43.000 And, uh, honestly I was starting to tear up because I missed it, it was really hard, so I'm like, AND WHAT?
00:05:49.000 You're still gonna make me do this?
00:05:50.000 I'm just glad you did it, though.
00:05:52.000 I wanted you to do it.
00:05:53.000 They're like, yes, we paid for tickets, you must do this.
00:05:55.000 You must do Gilbert Godfrey.
00:05:56.000 Dance, joke, money, come out little symbols.
00:05:58.000 Yeah.
00:05:59.000 Okay.
00:06:01.000 Before any of this, this is just to show you, and again, none of us here are condoning the depravity of the world, but we do have to address it.
00:06:07.000 In case you guys don't know, we are all happy warriors here, but that's what you see.
00:06:11.000 That's after the processing in the morning.
00:06:14.000 Our morning, and mine starts like at 4am, is waking up, reading the news, and going, SON OF A BITCH!
00:06:19.000 I just cry.
00:06:20.000 And then we somehow have to turn it into something that, you know, you don't have to react that way.
00:06:26.000 So, Duke University, their Divinity Pride- The hell is that?
00:06:31.000 You'll see.
00:06:32.000 They held their first worship service where they worship God, the Great Queer One.
00:06:38.000 I'm not making it. Here we go. Let's watch.
00:06:40.000 Super.
00:06:42.000 Good morning, the Good morning, the-
00:06:47.000 The Holy and Queer One be with you!
00:06:51.000 We want to affirm everyone to be who they truly are, to step into the Holy One's fire that burns away all that says we are not good enough, and refines us by the Pentecostal fire to be who exactly the Great Queer One calls us to be.
00:07:09.000 She gonna start speaking in swollen tongues?
00:07:11.000 Strange one.
00:07:12.000 Yes.
00:07:12.000 Fabulous one.
00:07:14.000 Just swollen from a busy night.
00:07:15.000 Looks like you're out of it.
00:07:16.000 It's Elton John's biggest jacket.
00:07:17.000 us to make our ideas of you into an idol. You are as close to us as our own breath,
00:07:25.000 and yet your essence transcends all that we can imagine.
00:07:29.000 You are mother, father, and parent.
00:07:33.000 You are sister, brother, and sibling. You are drag queen and trans man and gender fluid,
00:07:41.000 incapable of limiting your vast expressions of beauty.
00:07:45.000 Ah, yes, the great drag queendom of the Lord.
00:07:48.000 Why do they know the words?
00:07:50.000 Why do they?
00:07:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:07:51.000 They've done this before.
00:07:52.000 It's like, drag queen?
00:07:53.000 You're commenting on the Lord's clothing?
00:07:56.000 Well, by the way, I thought you said he's genderless.
00:07:58.000 That means he's gendered and going the other direction.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, you can't be a drag queen if you're a female.
00:08:03.000 You're just a girl.
00:08:05.000 You're just, you know, the great asexual one, I guess.
00:08:08.000 I don't know.
00:08:08.000 Weird, he gets to heaven and it's just God doing the time warp?
00:08:11.000 Yes!
00:08:13.000 St.
00:08:13.000 This is bizarre.
00:08:14.000 Peter just walks up, time is fleeting.
00:08:17.000 What?
00:08:18.000 Strange.
00:08:19.000 Peter?
00:08:19.000 St.
00:08:19.000 You're riffraff?
00:08:21.000 Weird!
00:08:21.000 I have no idea!
00:08:22.000 I love how they say, let's not let our ideas of you create you into an idol.
00:08:27.000 And then you talk about his clothing.
00:08:29.000 Yeah.
00:08:30.000 Then you make an idol of him.
00:08:31.000 Yeah.
00:08:31.000 Completely an idol.
00:08:32.000 Completely an idol.
00:08:34.000 Complete with a Prada sponsorship.
00:08:36.000 I'm just kidding.
00:08:36.000 Whatever the big and tall shop is.
00:08:37.000 What is it?
00:08:37.000 Talbot's?
00:08:38.000 I don't know what they wear.
00:08:39.000 Can we kick them out of school now, please?
00:08:41.000 I don't want them getting any further education.
00:08:44.000 They're dangerous enough as is.
00:08:45.000 I know you don't believe that.
00:08:50.000 You're right.
00:08:51.000 Where's the Kool-Aid when you need it?
00:08:52.000 Yeah, I know, really.
00:08:54.000 Why aren't you guys all wearing the same black outfit and a pair of Nikes?
00:08:57.000 Yes, exactly!
00:09:00.000 I think your ship is above.
00:09:03.000 Just create your own religion.
00:09:04.000 There you go.
00:09:05.000 Just do that.
00:09:05.000 Just create your own religion.
00:09:07.000 If you want God to be a genderless queer drag queen, which is an oxymoron, just create your own religion and nobody will join.
00:09:14.000 Yeah, and he will smite thee appropriately.
00:09:16.000 Jim Jones had them.
00:09:16.000 Yeah, have beverages.
00:09:17.000 Yes, exactly.
00:09:19.000 I'm not saying those, obviously.
00:09:21.000 I'm just saying beverages you could have available.
00:09:23.000 Refreshments.
00:09:24.000 Yeah, refreshments.
00:09:25.000 Because this never ended poorly.
00:09:27.000 Gosh, okay.
00:09:30.000 I actually want to hear from you, if you're watching and you're an atheist, you don't have to write because it's hard to hear you over the screams of hell, so comment below.
00:09:40.000 I'm always curious what atheists think when they see this, because a lot of you watching are atheists who are sort of Christian sympathetic because you understand that it's foundational, Judeo-Christian principles to Western civilization.
00:09:51.000 Do you understand, like, when people talk about appropriation, it's like, oh yeah, I'm going to take your God, and hey, Joe Louis, come on, go back.
00:09:58.000 Alright, you know, hey, can someone come in and get Joe Louis?
00:09:59.000 He doesn't want to be in here today.
00:10:01.000 Even that, look, you see that clip upset him.
00:10:03.000 That quickly.
00:10:03.000 It's not his fault.
00:10:05.000 That clip upset him.
00:10:06.000 It's really not his fault.
00:10:07.000 There you go.
00:10:07.000 Alright, go ahead, Joe Louis.
00:10:09.000 Because it's only going to get worse.
00:10:12.000 So, on the same topic-ish, there's a pastor, Jack Jens Jr., and just to be clear, this might have been a private charter plane, but it's been making the rounds, and I want to discuss Ilhan Omar, who, by the way, married her brother.
00:10:23.000 All references available at lateralthecarder.com.
00:10:25.000 It's true.
00:10:25.000 100% true.
00:10:26.000 Pastor Jack Jens Jr.
00:10:28.000 made news, this organization, Kingdom Realm.
00:10:31.000 Okay.
00:10:32.000 So it was Kingdom Realm Ministries that were filmed.
00:10:34.000 Don't look at me.
00:10:35.000 I thought you would know.
00:10:35.000 I have no idea.
00:10:36.000 You're a donator, right, Sheriff?
00:10:37.000 Yeah.
00:10:38.000 I'm a charter member.
00:10:39.000 I thought you had cash just hidden in your wall and stuff.
00:10:42.000 Uh, pretty much, yeah.
00:10:43.000 Where do you think your 10% goes?
00:10:44.000 Yeah, don't you have a bathroom with 500 grand in it?
00:10:48.000 Yes!
00:10:49.000 Who doesn't, Dave?
00:10:50.000 Will the first one among us cast the stone?
00:10:52.000 So, Kingdom Realm Ministries, that's what it is.
00:10:54.000 They were filmed playing music on a flight to Germany.
00:10:57.000 So here's what first went viral and then I'll give you the response which is hysterical
00:11:01.000 You are the name of our Lord and Savior You are worthy of all praise
00:11:21.000 Now, before I go to, uh, there were some negative reactions from Ilhan Omar.
00:11:24.000 Let me remind you that she married her brother, uh, her ex-husband.
00:11:26.000 Brothers share the same name, birth date.
00:11:28.000 This is overlay A1.
00:11:30.000 Even Snopes called this claim unproven, and that's as good as they can give you.
00:11:35.000 By the way, it's your job to figure it out, detective.
00:11:38.000 Snopes, it's in the name.
00:11:39.000 Snopes, for crying out loud.
00:11:40.000 Come on.
00:11:41.000 Yeah, Columbo would look like, I don't know, it's not notch.
00:11:43.000 What, are you waiting for those kids to have hooves?
00:11:44.000 No, you're not Columbo anymore, then.
00:11:46.000 No.
00:11:46.000 You don't even have to wait.
00:11:47.000 How great would it be if Peter Falk worked at Snopes?
00:11:50.000 He's like, is she married her brother?
00:11:51.000 Yeah.
00:11:54.000 I looked.
00:11:57.000 It's real.
00:11:59.000 I tried not to look.
00:12:00.000 So Congresswoman saw that, nice Christian, she's playing music, whether you're a Christian or not seems fine, tweeted, I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I'm on a plane.
00:12:10.000 How do you think it will end?
00:12:11.000 The implication there is, of course, if you heard a Muslim call to prayer on a plane that, you know, Right, that people might be more nervous.
00:12:18.000 That one.
00:12:19.000 Yes!
00:12:20.000 Yeah, I think there's... I think there'd be two big problems with that.
00:12:24.000 Yes!
00:12:26.000 Something about precedent?
00:12:27.000 I don't know.
00:12:28.000 No, we all remember when Jars of Clay drove a postal truck into the World Trade Center, right?
00:12:33.000 Yes, of course.
00:12:33.000 Yeah, we all remember when, uh, what is it?
00:12:36.000 Credence Walk on Water?
00:12:38.000 Yes.
00:12:39.000 Revival?
00:12:39.000 Yes.
00:12:40.000 Hijacked a plane?
00:12:41.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:42.000 When Sandy Patty flew a 747 into a megachurch.
00:12:45.000 Right, we remember that.
00:12:46.000 Yes, Zach Sabbath would hijack planes.
00:12:48.000 Yes.
00:12:49.000 If you play Best of Hill song backwards, it says, blow up America.
00:12:54.000 That's weird.
00:12:55.000 Jesus Cougar Melon Christ.
00:12:57.000 I don't know Christian bands.
00:12:57.000 Yeah, absolutely not.
00:13:00.000 I know a couple.
00:13:01.000 DC Talk.
00:13:02.000 DC Talk.
00:13:03.000 I was on a flight one time in Indonesia, largest Islamic country in the world.
00:13:06.000 Jesus, freak him out!
00:13:07.000 People were wearing all the get up and garb and chanting the entire time and I looked at a friend of mine at the time and I was like, we're not getting off this plane.
00:13:13.000 No, you're not getting off this plane.
00:13:14.000 We're not making it.
00:13:15.000 Of course it would make you nervous!
00:13:16.000 Of course it would make you nervous because that's what people have done historically when they've blown up planes.
00:13:21.000 I know what you're saying, what about all the people who do the call to prayer who didn't blow up planes?
00:13:25.000 I get it, that's most of them.
00:13:26.000 Right.
00:13:27.000 At the very least, a plurality of them.
00:13:30.000 But those aren't the ones I'm primarily concerned with.
00:13:32.000 It's not a double standard, it's just setting a standard.
00:13:35.000 Yeah, and don't get me wrong, if Bluto Lutarski walked in, grabbed his guitar, bashed it against the wall, and handed him back the neck, I would find it funny.
00:13:42.000 Yes.
00:13:42.000 I mean, I'm just saying.
00:13:43.000 Well, it's a bit annoying.
00:13:45.000 One, if that's a charter flight, there was people in the seat, like, as they were panning, like, really, again, Jack?
00:13:50.000 Yeah, I'm sure there's plenty of people who are like, yes, I believe in God, too.
00:13:53.000 I bet you Jesus would like quiet on a plane.
00:13:57.000 I'm sure Jesus is like, not now, son.
00:13:59.000 He's in control of everything.
00:14:00.000 He put up the no smoking sign.
00:14:03.000 It looks like it might have been a private plane, too.
00:14:06.000 It looks like it might have been a, or a mega, like a megachurch, like a charter to fly.
00:14:09.000 I'm sure they knew him.
00:14:11.000 I doubt some guys are just grabbing the old guitar and gonna play.
00:14:14.000 Right, yeah.
00:14:17.000 I guarantee it wasn't JetBlue, because a flight attendant was like, no!
00:14:20.000 No!
00:14:20.000 Spirit Airlines.
00:14:21.000 That's not, not over!
00:14:23.000 But you say spirit, we're talking about spirit.
00:14:25.000 It wasn't spirit, because he would have used the guitar to hit somebody to get a big front seat.
00:14:29.000 I think it might have been no soul plane.
00:14:32.000 Full of redheads.
00:14:33.000 That's as much as it can possibly get.
00:14:36.000 Even the guitarist was offbeat.
00:14:38.000 But look, this is a perfect example.
00:14:40.000 I don't think that the left understands, they don't have any self-awareness at this point.
00:14:43.000 We'll get to Elizabeth Warren in a second, but this is just how lack How much of a lack of self-awareness they have?
00:14:49.000 They're making your point for them.
00:14:51.000 Take the worst Christians you can possibly imagine.
00:14:54.000 I mean, the Westboro Baptist Church, they're of course not Christians.
00:14:56.000 There are 12 members.
00:14:57.000 They're inbred.
00:14:57.000 Four of them have flippers, just to be clear.
00:14:59.000 They're a hate group.
00:14:59.000 Right.
00:15:00.000 But even then, if someone stood up with a bomb vest, a turban on a plane, and said, Hello Akbar!
00:15:07.000 And just stopped and just yelled, God hates fags.
00:15:09.000 And sat back down and was like, I got off easy!
00:15:13.000 And we're supposed to go like, mm, yes.
00:15:16.000 Well, what kind of prayer session is she going to have?
00:15:18.000 Diversity is our greatest strength.
00:15:19.000 If I had a prayer session, what, a grab hands and pray?
00:15:21.000 Yeah, if any Christian was praying, that'd be fine.
00:15:23.000 We're not talking about that.
00:15:24.000 We're talking about the chanting that you typically do before blowing things up.
00:15:27.000 I wish I may.
00:15:28.000 I wish I might.
00:15:29.000 Bring me a brother to bang tonight.
00:15:31.000 She already got that one.
00:15:32.000 She's got a wish for something else.
00:15:33.000 I want another.
00:15:34.000 Ah, no.
00:15:35.000 Gimme gimme.
00:15:35.000 I need.
00:15:36.000 Gimme gimme Allah.
00:15:37.000 I need.
00:15:37.000 I need.
00:15:39.000 I want kids that are gross.
00:15:42.000 Please.
00:15:42.000 I'm doing the work.
00:15:43.000 I'm not a slacker.
00:15:46.000 Name that movie line.
00:15:47.000 Comment below.
00:15:47.000 Always helps with the YouTube algorithm.
00:15:48.000 Here's something else.
00:15:49.000 While we're talking about all the holy stuff going on, right?
00:15:51.000 We just hit the lesbian queer one god.
00:15:53.000 We just hit the... Sorry.
00:15:57.000 Here's the thing.
00:15:59.000 Even if you're an LGBTQAAIP person, you don't want a lesbian god.
00:16:04.000 Because lesbians aren't fun.
00:16:06.000 You want a gay God.
00:16:07.000 You also don't like gays, yeah.
00:16:09.000 No, but gay God would be fine.
00:16:10.000 Gay God would be fine.
00:16:11.000 A little bit catty.
00:16:12.000 You would expect that some of your confessions would get around.
00:16:15.000 Yeah, like Buddy Cole.
00:16:16.000 Yeah.
00:16:17.000 But a lesbian God?
00:16:19.000 Mad.
00:16:20.000 Beat.
00:16:20.000 Yeah.
00:16:21.000 It would just be self-flagellation all the time and shopping at Orvis.
00:16:24.000 Now, during Holy Week... Easily triggered.
00:16:27.000 Yes.
00:16:29.000 A group of Muslim migrants from a local shelter, they pelted Christians with rocks at an Easter, this is the thing, it's an Easter procession in Spain and local migrants, I'm sure you can guess, hit them with rocks, dirt, just watch.
00:16:43.000 Who is it?
00:16:44.000 My goodness!
00:16:44.000 But who is it?
00:16:45.000 Hey, glad you're here.
00:16:47.000 Who is it?
00:16:49.000 It's Juan.
00:16:51.000 Oh my God.
00:16:53.000 What's going on?
00:16:55.000 Hey, look at him.
00:16:57.000 He's taking a picture of me.
00:16:59.000 But who is it?
00:17:01.000 It's your partner.
00:17:03.000 Hey! What's up?
00:17:05.000 What's up?
00:17:07.000 Hold on.
00:17:08.000 Alright, other than that lady saying that, did you guys happen to catch this guy walking through?
00:17:14.000 Which guy?
00:17:14.000 Do you see the pointy hat up there to the left maybe?
00:17:19.000 Oh!
00:17:20.000 Oh!
00:17:21.000 What in the?
00:17:22.000 Spain!
00:17:23.000 What in the?
00:17:23.000 That was in the clip?
00:17:24.000 Wow.
00:17:25.000 Yes, that was in the clip.
00:17:26.000 Play that clip.
00:17:26.000 That's like when... Yeah, just look in the top left of the clip as it pans left in just a second.
00:17:32.000 Not right there, it goes back.
00:17:35.000 Give it another second.
00:17:37.000 I didn't even notice this.
00:17:38.000 Walking up like, hey guys, what's up?
00:17:42.000 Oh, wrong meeting.
00:17:43.000 My bad.
00:17:46.000 Is it Tuesday?
00:17:47.000 Oh, it's Wednesday.
00:17:49.000 Maybe he was just wearing it to throw them off the scent so they'd throw the rock and hit the point.
00:17:55.000 Oh, I guess this Sunday we don't have the area?
00:17:57.000 Alright.
00:18:00.000 It's not the Lions Club.
00:18:03.000 It's a public prayer procession, which by the way is being attacked by Muslim migrants.
00:18:06.000 I could have sworn I got off the plane in Alabama.
00:18:08.000 Is this not Alabama?
00:18:10.000 Does it mean something else in Spain?
00:18:12.000 I hope so.
00:18:14.000 Is there a cultural gap here?
00:18:15.000 It actually does.
00:18:16.000 I've got some notes on it.
00:18:17.000 Is that like the national siesta mascot?
00:18:21.000 This is garb from an order of Catholic penitents who apparently were... The Order of Penitents was a religious order established by Bernard of Marseille about 1272 for the reception into the Roman Catholic Church of the Reformed Courtesans.
00:18:37.000 Guess what?
00:18:37.000 I don't care.
00:18:38.000 You don't get to wear that anymore.
00:18:40.000 Sorry, guys.
00:18:40.000 Laundry day.
00:18:41.000 This was old.
00:18:43.000 This was my great-grandfather's all I had.
00:18:45.000 Well, you didn't need to put on the hood.
00:18:47.000 It's separate.
00:18:48.000 Well, I mean, come on.
00:18:49.000 I don't want to not match.
00:18:51.000 Look how tall it is, too.
00:18:52.000 He's like, I have the tallest hood possible.
00:18:55.000 There's nothing discreet about it.
00:19:00.000 It's just... At a certain point, I mean, if Wendy's has to release a new sign, like, you guys just have to rebrand.
00:19:05.000 You don't get to keep Even as a Klan head, it makes no sense.
00:19:09.000 If you have to go in anywhere, you have to take the mask off and reveal yourself.
00:19:13.000 Dang it, I can't see with this mask!
00:19:15.000 Every time I walk in anywhere, it knocks off.
00:19:18.000 It's like if, I don't know, it's like Bill Burr showed up to a stand-up special in the Eddie Murphy raw leather suit, and he's like, I had it first!
00:19:24.000 It's like, doesn't matter.
00:19:25.000 Dude!
00:19:25.000 This is my leather suit!
00:19:28.000 What, just because some black guy stole it?
00:19:30.000 Come on!
00:19:30.000 Yeah, it's like having the toothbrush mustache.
00:19:33.000 You're like, no, it's mine first.
00:19:34.000 It's like, well, no, it's Hitler's now.
00:19:35.000 Yeah, you don't get to wear it anymore.
00:19:36.000 No, no, it's mine.
00:19:38.000 Sorry, Laurel.
00:19:38.000 Or Hardy, whatever one.
00:19:40.000 Probably Hardy.
00:19:40.000 That guy's really lucky the cops started beating someone, otherwise he was next.
00:19:44.000 Yeah, he probably was just waiting for a distraction, and he's like, now's my cue.
00:19:49.000 I can walk away.
00:19:50.000 Nothing to see here, guy in a big hood.
00:19:53.000 He just lights a cross.
00:19:59.000 Nobody saw me.
00:20:00.000 And also in Spain, not exactly a lot of the people that you hate there, I don't think.
00:20:04.000 Hey, how many times have we seen in America, like, people pelt Muslims with rocks?
00:20:09.000 Because Ilhan Omar was just talking about it.
00:20:11.000 Well, yeah, it's so terrible.
00:20:12.000 I mean, is this not a hate crime?
00:20:14.000 I would think so.
00:20:14.000 I mean, it's a crime, but, you know, I don't believe in hate crimes.
00:20:16.000 I'm saying by their standard.
00:20:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:18.000 Yes.
00:20:19.000 It's a hate, it's a crime born out of love, Stephen.
00:20:21.000 Yeah.
00:20:21.000 Well, that guy's love for hoods.
00:20:24.000 Can't get enough of them, apparently.
00:20:26.000 I don't even care about the incident at this point.
00:20:28.000 I just want to speak to this guy.
00:20:29.000 And be like, you know what that is.
00:20:31.000 Right?
00:20:31.000 Come on.
00:20:34.000 Okay.
00:20:34.000 Imagine having to explain what you're wearing to everyone you've ever met.
00:20:39.000 No, it's not what you think.
00:20:40.000 It's this.
00:20:43.000 No, Google it before you hit me.
00:20:44.000 Yeah, it's like some guy whose family crest is a swastika and he has it around his suit arm.
00:20:48.000 He's like, it's not, this is a Scottish, it's an arms coat.
00:20:51.000 It was way before.
00:20:52.000 See, this point's shorter.
00:20:54.000 Yeah.
00:20:55.000 And I have to put it, I only put it there because otherwise I can't move my arm if I put it where it's down too low, so I gotta just...
00:21:02.000 It's not Hawk Wings.
00:21:04.000 It's Hawk Wings, not Eagle.
00:21:05.000 Yeah, not Eagle.
00:21:06.000 It's a different bird of prey.
00:21:08.000 Yeah, we don't... I mean, I don't necessarily like them, but I don't hate them.
00:21:12.000 Yeah, no, exactly.
00:21:13.000 I mean, I'm... Oh, no, yeah, I dislike Jews, but that's not what this means.
00:21:16.000 Yeah, that's not what this is about.
00:21:17.000 Not enough to get a tattoo of it.
00:21:19.000 No, no, no, no.
00:21:20.000 And I don't have a tattoo of it.
00:21:21.000 That's why I go full body cloak.
00:21:25.000 So all right, let's move on to this.
00:21:26.000 This is something that the media is discussing and they're discussing very dishonestly.
00:21:30.000 Of course, you know, I repeat myself, but this is important because I think it also draws a contrast between When people try and say, oh, the right has cancel culture as well.
00:21:40.000 Look, I think cancel culture is overused.
00:21:42.000 I think what we mean to convey, and this is one of those issues where I don't think we want to be reductive.
00:21:47.000 I understand that soundbites work for people.
00:21:48.000 What we're really discussing with cancel culture is the ruining of someone's not only life, but the removal of their livelihood for opinions that you deem impermissible.
00:21:58.000 That's what we're talking about with cancel culture.
00:22:00.000 We're not talking about someone being fired because they're bad at their job.
00:22:02.000 We're not talking about someone who is removed from government because, I don't know, they do something illegal.
00:22:09.000 That's not cancel culture.
00:22:10.000 What we are talking about is the world in which we live, where you are often intimidated into silence because you know the leftist bully pulpit will try and remove your livelihood.
00:22:19.000 And we see that all the time.
00:22:21.000 It does not exist on both the left and the right.
00:22:23.000 They've tried to say, oh, right-wingers want to ban books.
00:22:25.000 Well, let me explain to you what is going on right now in the And then I'll contrast it, of course, with the books that
00:22:29.000 the left has banned from certain curriculum.
00:22:32.000 So the Florida Department of Education just rejected 41% of new math textbooks.
00:22:36.000 And the reason why, keep in mind, the key word here is math, as in mathematics.
00:22:45.000 They were including things like critical race theory.
00:22:48.000 They were including topics that had nothing to do with math.
00:22:50.000 It was social engineering.
00:22:52.000 So 41% of the books were no longer approved for the math curriculum.
00:22:58.000 I can't imagine what is in a math textbook that would indoctrinate a child.
00:23:04.000 Orange County Classroom Teachers Association President Wendy Dormel says she's baffled after learning the Florida Department of Education rejected 54 math textbooks submitted for the state's approved list.
00:23:16.000 The state says the publishers attempted to indoctrinate students.
00:23:20.000 I'd really love to see some of these rejected books and see what they highlighted and found disturbing in those books.
00:23:29.000 According to the state, 41% of the submitted textbooks included references to critical race theory, common core, and social-emotional learning.
00:23:37.000 Grades K-5 had the most materials rejected.
00:23:40.000 Governor Ron DeSantis saying in a statement the publishers were quote, indoctrinating concepts like race essentialism.
00:23:46.000 State Representative Carlos Guillermo Smith tweeted saying the governor has turned our classrooms into political battlefields.
00:23:53.000 Certainly, in a math book, I can't imagine what he's talking about.
00:23:57.000 What do you mean you can't imagine?
00:23:59.000 It says it, yeah.
00:23:59.000 I can't even imagine.
00:24:00.000 You're a big girl, a very big girl.
00:24:01.000 You should use your imagination.
00:24:03.000 It says it.
00:24:04.000 It says it.
00:24:05.000 Yeah.
00:24:06.000 I can't even imagine.
00:24:07.000 You're a big girl, a very big girl.
00:24:09.000 You should use your imagination.
00:24:11.000 Use your grown-up skills.
00:24:12.000 Right.
00:24:13.000 You remember the thing you read?
00:24:14.000 That.
00:24:15.000 Yes.
00:24:15.000 I don't know.
00:24:17.000 I can't imagine.
00:24:18.000 That you're being ableist because of my dyslexia.
00:24:20.000 You're a teacher and you can't read?
00:24:22.000 Problem?
00:24:23.000 It's not like all of this is new either.
00:24:25.000 It's like, listen, Common Core.
00:24:27.000 We said don't submit books with that.
00:24:28.000 And they're like, yeah, but what about this Common Core?
00:24:31.000 All right, so we'll submit Common Core.
00:24:32.000 No, no, no, no.
00:24:33.000 I'm telling you, don't submit Common Core.
00:24:35.000 Right.
00:24:35.000 Yeah.
00:24:35.000 Well, we'll submit Common Core.
00:24:37.000 So, she's so perplexed as to what kind of indoctrination material could be in there.
00:24:42.000 Now, this again shows you the lack of self-awareness on the left.
00:24:44.000 People on the right, right now you're watching, conservatives, you of course have heard the attack that conservatives want to ban books, right?
00:24:50.000 You of course have heard the attacks that conservatives believe in censorship.
00:24:54.000 You know these attacks.
00:24:55.000 You're well aware of them.
00:24:56.000 I know this because when I go on campus or when I just go out in public in a street corner and do Change My Mind, people who are conservative are more educated on the opposition's position.
00:25:04.000 This woman doesn't even know.
00:25:06.000 She's like, I can't even imagine what might be offensive.
00:25:09.000 Well, that means she's not aware of the fact that there is opposition to critical race theory.
00:25:14.000 There is opposition to social engineering.
00:25:16.000 There is opposition to common core in textbooks.
00:25:18.000 It means she doesn't even know that.
00:25:19.000 That tells you who lives in an echo chamber.
00:25:22.000 So how about, as an example, this entire program?
00:25:25.000 We've covered this before.
00:25:26.000 It was called A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction.
00:25:31.000 It's promoted by the Oregon Department of Education to teachers last year.
00:25:35.000 One part of it is called, it's titled, Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction.
00:25:41.000 I thought this was math.
00:25:42.000 Yeah, well, because you forgot to, I did think it was odd when I had to carry the hood.
00:25:45.000 It was from the Catholic order, Stephen.
00:25:50.000 A plus sign is a swastika that's not dancing.
00:25:52.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:25:54.000 It's a swastika with a flat tire.
00:25:55.000 Exactly, that's what I've always said.
00:25:59.000 What about California?
00:26:00.000 Their proposed math curriculum, their Department of Education, reading a quote, Mathematics education in the United States was initially structured for a narrow purpose, to prepare privileged young white men for entrance into elite colleges.
00:26:12.000 A particularly damaging assessment practice to avoid is the use of timed tests to assess speed of mathematical fact retention.
00:26:21.000 The narrow focus was to teach math!
00:26:23.000 Yes, the narrow focus was to teach Math.
00:26:26.000 And this is another thing I understand, that back in the day when you looked at IQ tests, they were not fair because often black children did not get the same amount of instruction or the same amount of time of instruction.
00:26:37.000 That is no longer the case.
00:26:40.000 And if you look at the outcomes, With people who are in underprivileged areas?
00:26:43.000 Well, look, you can't just say that there's a correlation between a lack of spending, because there's more spending often in these bad neighborhoods.
00:26:48.000 For example, Detroit.
00:26:49.000 For example, Washington, DC.
00:26:50.000 They don't have good performance metrics.
00:26:52.000 You can't complain about, well, the teachers are being paid more in many of these places.
00:26:55.000 These, as people now are getting further and further removed from what you would consider systemic racism, the results aren't improving.
00:27:02.000 You can't just keep throwing money at the problem.
00:27:05.000 This is the issue that they have in California.
00:27:07.000 It's because we're looking at results here, and affirmative action isn't enough, so we need to change.
00:27:12.000 We need to get rid of standardized testing.
00:27:14.000 We need to get rid of timed testing.
00:27:15.000 Hold on a second.
00:27:16.000 Maybe accept responsibility that you're bad at your job, but they can't do that, so they have to throw new bullshit into the mix.
00:27:23.000 So here's Critical Race Theory being referenced by Maine in Chapter 2.
00:27:27.000 Because the left says it's not a real thing, Critical Race Theory, in the California Math Framework.
00:27:32.000 It says, Rethinking Teaching and Learning Mathematics from a Critical Race Perspective.
00:27:38.000 Where could it be less relevant?
00:27:41.000 Racial theory.
00:27:42.000 Which, by the way, is entirely incorrect.
00:27:44.000 For people who claim that conservatives are reductive, there's nothing more reductive than critical race theory.
00:27:49.000 It just says, oh, look, correlation, causation.
00:27:52.000 Well, what about the fact that there were actually more people enslaved and taken to Africa than here in the United States?
00:27:56.000 What about the millions of people?
00:27:58.000 Or at least a million people who were enslaved in the Mediterranean?
00:28:03.000 What about the kind of results that you see in the UK, by the way, with underprivileged white people?
00:28:07.000 And by the way, the term cracker redneck existed before the United States was even created.
00:28:10.000 What about those people who see the same kind of performance metrics sometimes that you see as black Ameri- It certainly can't just be a race thing!
00:28:17.000 All references are available at latoscreditor.com.
00:28:18.000 I highly recommend that you read Thomas Sowell.
00:28:20.000 He talks about this in depth.
00:28:21.000 He's one of the best ever.
00:28:22.000 The point is, you could not be more misguided or simplistic in your approach, and then you create an entire curriculum based on a false premise, critical race theory, and you ruin a generation of Americans.
00:28:33.000 Here's another one.
00:28:33.000 A proposed textbook for an Arizona district says that conservatives are more racist than liberals.
00:28:40.000 And I don't think that right now we have any specific examples from Florida.
00:28:44.000 That's the issue.
00:28:47.000 I did get a hold of one right here.
00:28:49.000 Oh, did you?
00:28:49.000 Yep.
00:28:50.000 Yep.
00:28:50.000 It is a math problem.
00:28:51.000 You ready?
00:28:51.000 In Florida?
00:28:52.000 This is one that they were- This is one that they were teaching, yeah.
00:28:54.000 They were moved, yeah.
00:28:54.000 Okay.
00:28:55.000 But, see, maybe you can get it.
00:28:57.000 Well, yeah.
00:28:58.000 Okay.
00:28:58.000 Or we'll see why it's banned.
00:28:59.000 All right.
00:28:59.000 If a China man- That seems bad.
00:29:01.000 If a China man be on dat platform, and the A train comin', how much bail does my boy Rel get for kickin' his ass onto dem tracks?
00:29:13.000 This is from Section 2, Lesson 1.
00:29:15.000 Huh.
00:29:19.000 No bail?
00:29:20.000 That's right!
00:29:20.000 It's a brain teaser.
00:29:24.000 Yeah, you would have got 8 in school.
00:29:27.000 See, it's not that hard.
00:29:28.000 Call it my white privilege.
00:29:31.000 This is important because you look at what's happening here.
00:29:34.000 They want to teach critical race theory.
00:29:35.000 They want to teach math from a racially charged perspective because, again, their goal is to divide and conquer.
00:29:40.000 Great results, by the way.
00:29:42.000 Great results.
00:29:42.000 This is something you can also see if you look at, for example, the riots that took place in Watts or in our hometown of Detroit.
00:29:48.000 These riots took place, by the way, in cities where they didn't have the same kind of history of slavery.
00:29:55.000 Guess what?
00:29:56.000 The cities weren't destroyed in the southern United States, where they were more closely tied directly to the slave trade.
00:30:01.000 Those cities were destroyed.
00:30:02.000 Places like Detroit, places like Watts, they were destroyed.
00:30:05.000 Guess which parts?
00:30:05.000 The black parts of these cities.
00:30:07.000 It wasn't just white flight in Detroit.
00:30:09.000 It was all flight.
00:30:11.000 Because the left constantly wants to divide and conquer.
00:30:14.000 They want racially charged riots.
00:30:17.000 They want, like we see now, Black Lives Matter.
00:30:18.000 If that goes away, Al Sharpton, Kamala Harris are out of a job.
00:30:23.000 So, that's why they want to inject race.
00:30:25.000 And by that I mean racism.
00:30:27.000 They want to inject racism.
00:30:29.000 Critical race theory is racist.
00:30:31.000 Not only is it wrong, it's racist, they want to inject that into every curriculum.
00:30:34.000 So, while they want to inject that and they complain, when someone who's well within their authority as governor, and certainly people who work in the state legislature, say, well, you know what, this is not appropriate for math.
00:30:45.000 Is that how you want to ban books?
00:30:46.000 Well, guess what?
00:30:47.000 Democrats are busy banning books like To Kill a Mockingbird or Huckleberry Finn.
00:30:50.000 Why?
00:30:50.000 Because the N-word is mentioned in there, even though the ultimate story about Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn is an anti-racist story.
00:30:58.000 Who's being reductive?
00:31:00.000 Who's being reductive at this point?
00:31:02.000 Look, you can comment below.
00:31:04.000 I do not think that it's a hypocritical position to say, you know what, critical race theory should not be in math textbooks, and I also don't think that we should ban Not to Kill a Mockingbird.
00:31:12.000 I think that is entirely consistent.
00:31:14.000 I do believe it is inconsistent to want to ban books simply because their historical context is offensive to you today.
00:31:23.000 Well, and don't let the left get away with the lie that they'll tell you that the people on the right don't want you to hear about slavery, don't want you to hear about the bad choices that have been made in this country, the terrible things that have happened.
00:31:37.000 No, we want all of that taught.
00:31:38.000 Guess what?
00:31:39.000 It is taught right now.
00:31:40.000 What you're trying to do is to say all white people are bad.
00:31:43.000 All white people are privileged, and therefore you guys have to give to these other groups.
00:31:48.000 By the way, don't throw Asians in there, because they're a little pissed off at the Asians, too.
00:31:52.000 They just won't say it, necessarily.
00:31:53.000 It's not Asian privilege.
00:31:55.000 I wonder why they're targeting math, though, and making it more equitable.
00:31:59.000 I don't know, was that a rhetorical question?
00:32:01.000 I mean, I think it's a...
00:32:04.000 Oh, I get it!
00:32:05.000 Fairly clear.
00:32:05.000 Yeah, something about the Asians?
00:32:06.000 No.
00:32:07.000 No, definitely not.
00:32:07.000 I would never say that.
00:32:08.000 I don't believe that they understand math.
00:32:12.000 No, they do not excel in the STEM field.
00:32:15.000 That's true.
00:32:15.000 That is not why Brown and Harvard are like, No more!
00:32:18.000 No more!
00:32:18.000 Keep them out!
00:32:19.000 Yeah, they're not known for being highly intelligent.
00:32:22.000 Asians trying to get into Stanford are like Urkel in the intro, and they're like... Days go by...
00:32:31.000 Why do we want everything to be catered to stupidity?
00:32:33.000 And I don't mean that anybody's stupid, I mean they want to keep you at that point.
00:32:37.000 Because that's the only result they have so far.
00:32:41.000 Spending trillions of dollars over decades and decades and decades asking for more money and more money and better unions, and they have no result so they have to change the goalposts, they have to move the goalposts.
00:32:50.000 I want all of the topics in history taught, by the way.
00:32:52.000 Just to be clear when they say they'll write, no, I want slavery to be taught.
00:32:55.000 But I want it to be taught with who had the most slaves.
00:33:01.000 Where were they the most amount of slaves?
00:33:03.000 United States?
00:33:05.000 Europe?
00:33:07.000 Saudi Arabia?
00:33:08.000 The Middle East?
00:33:09.000 Africa?
00:33:10.000 Particularly West Africa?
00:33:11.000 Who had the most amount of slaves?
00:33:12.000 A lot of people don't even understand.
00:33:13.000 I want you to teach slavery, but I want you to teach that we had to end slavery uniquely because of our Constitution saying that all men were created equal.
00:33:22.000 Guess what?
00:33:23.000 They had slaves across South America and Brazil.
00:33:25.000 The rest of the world didn't see anything wrong with it.
00:33:28.000 So there is more of a history of racism in the United States.
00:33:31.000 It is true, of course, that slavery here, obviously if you look at the Civil War, of course was predicated on racism, but that's not why we had slaves in the first place.
00:33:41.000 It's how people in the South who wanted to keep slaves like the rest of the world found justification in the face of the unjustifiable.
00:33:50.000 We didn't bring them here under the guise of racism.
00:33:52.000 They were sold, they were traded, they existed everywhere else.
00:33:55.000 And then when we said, you know what, no more slaves here in the United States, there were some Southerners who said, uh, blacks are inferior.
00:34:00.000 It was to justify a practice that already existed.
00:34:03.000 It's not why slavery was created, because it existed before and it still exists today.
00:34:08.000 I want that taught if you're teaching slavery.
00:34:11.000 And I want you to teach long division, not what Elizabeth Warren demands you teach that day.
00:34:16.000 Oh, it's also an extremely wealthy class of people that has been put onto every single shade of white, which is very aggravating.
00:34:22.000 Right.
00:34:23.000 And that should also be taught.
00:34:25.000 Who was it?
00:34:26.000 Every single person in this country did not benefit or be hurt by the same thing.
00:34:32.000 That's the part that bothers me so much.
00:34:34.000 The Italians, the Irish, all kinds of people that came to this country were treated like garbage.
00:34:39.000 Asians?
00:34:40.000 I'm okay with the Italians.
00:34:44.000 Look, I'm part Italian and I just think if you could just be quiet in a restaurant, maybe it wouldn't be such a problem.
00:34:50.000 Stop knocking over glasses.
00:34:51.000 You don't always need to talk like this.
00:34:52.000 Hands to yourself.
00:34:52.000 No, I get it, yeah.
00:34:53.000 I get it.
00:34:54.000 You don't have to talk like this all the time.
00:34:55.000 And a little gropey.
00:34:57.000 Very well.
00:34:57.000 A little.
00:34:58.000 That's the Cuomo brothers.
00:35:00.000 The brothers Cuomo.
00:35:00.000 Not all Italians are like the Cuomos.
00:35:03.000 Well, like half.
00:35:06.000 Right.
00:35:06.000 All right, Fredo.
00:35:07.000 A plurality.
00:35:08.000 A large number.
00:35:09.000 Yes.
00:35:09.000 Okay.
00:35:10.000 Half my uncles.
00:35:11.000 So now we can move on to this.
00:35:13.000 By the way, smash that like button if you're watching right now.
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00:35:22.000 Smash the like button, comment, all that.
00:35:23.000 We appreciate it.
00:35:24.000 So now let's move on to Hunter Biden and former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:35:29.000 First, let's use this to jump off.
00:35:31.000 Elizabeth Warren.
00:35:33.000 It's still a thing.
00:35:33.000 Who, by the way, is less Native American than I am Sub-Saharan African.
00:35:37.000 That's true.
00:35:38.000 We actually have proof of that.
00:35:40.000 We actually have the genetic testing just to prove it.
00:35:42.000 Can you imagine if I- It's right here, actually.
00:35:44.000 Can you imagine?
00:35:46.000 I have like 1% Sub-Saharan African.
00:35:48.000 If I just came out- This is your 23 and me.
00:35:50.000 Yes.
00:35:50.000 That's the result.
00:35:51.000 Blank.
00:35:52.000 Without the lines.
00:35:53.000 It's just without the lines, yes.
00:35:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:55.000 Well, that's just because she likes those burfs.
00:35:57.000 Well, she's won 1,000 seats before.
00:35:58.000 And no one calls a left on it!
00:35:59.000 Pow wow chow.
00:36:00.000 They'll be like me coming out just doing Pryor's bits like, man, this shit, you know, makes people crazy.
00:36:04.000 Smoking crack and shit.
00:36:06.000 My new soul food book.
00:36:10.000 Davy's Greens.
00:36:11.000 Davy's got a great recipe for giblets.
00:36:13.000 Mmm, he loves a pig's feet.
00:36:15.000 Don't dwell on that shit too long, it'll mess you up, you know.
00:36:18.000 Curry and Dave.
00:36:19.000 Way better than Mike Epps.
00:36:20.000 He does a horrible Richard Pryor.
00:36:23.000 I wish I were black.
00:36:24.000 No.
00:36:25.000 He actually does.
00:36:25.000 Was black.
00:36:26.000 So, Elizabeth Warren.
00:36:30.000 I need to restart because every time I say her name I just want to take a pot shot.
00:36:33.000 I can't stand her.
00:36:34.000 She, to me, is just the most annoying.
00:36:36.000 She's not the most evil.
00:36:38.000 That's Governor Whitmer and then Nancy Pelosi.
00:36:40.000 But Elizabeth Warren now, today, and the timing is curious, said that the DOJ needs to investigate.
00:36:47.000 Jared Kushner.
00:36:51.000 So she wants the DOJ to investigate Jared Kushner because of maybe some investment from a Saudi prince.
00:36:56.000 Okay, Kushner, for those who don't remember.
00:36:58.000 I know last names can be confusing.
00:36:59.000 Donald Trump's son-in-law, and he's a Jew.
00:37:03.000 Is she anti-semitic?
00:37:04.000 That's what I'm wondering.
00:37:06.000 Not according to one of her cookbooks.
00:37:07.000 She said, I think this is a moment where Congress needs to do a lot more about corruption.
00:37:12.000 Okay, well thank you for giving us a segway.
00:37:15.000 That's what us pilgrims call a segway.
00:37:21.000 A segway, lying bear.
00:37:24.000 Bagels and lox.
00:37:26.000 So, now we all know how the liberal, the leftist media, right, they all wanted us to make sure that we understood.
00:37:31.000 Right, yeah.
00:37:32.000 That, because Hunter Biden, obviously, all of these scandals, they wanted to create distance between Hunter Biden and former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:37:38.000 The answer, right, their retort was always, well, Hunter Biden's not running for president, but don't take my word for it.
00:37:43.000 Absolutely.
00:37:44.000 We should note Hunter Biden isn't running for president.
00:37:46.000 That argument has been debunked, and I raised it because you mentioned the national security issue.
00:37:51.000 I'm very confused.
00:37:52.000 I'm very confused by the president's son's assertion that they're really on the up and up.
00:37:58.000 The Trump presidency has been the most corrupt administration in history, we would argue.
00:38:04.000 His children have offices in the West Wing.
00:38:08.000 Joe Biden is elected president?
00:38:10.000 Let me just tell you something.
00:38:11.000 His children will not occupy offices in the West Wing.
00:38:14.000 So I'm sorry to crush Junior's hopes and dreams.
00:38:18.000 You know that the people who want to make hay in Washington are going to try to use your adult son as a cudgel against
00:38:27.000 you.
00:38:28.000 How do you feel about that and what do you have to say to those people?
00:38:32.000 He's pooping.
00:38:32.000 Well, look, uh... Oh, yeah.
00:38:35.000 There it is.
00:38:37.000 I have great confidence in our son.
00:38:40.000 I am not concerned about any accusations made against him.
00:38:45.000 It's used to get to me.
00:38:47.000 I think it's kind of foul play, but... Very foul.
00:38:50.000 Look, it is what it is.
00:38:52.000 He's a grown man.
00:38:53.000 He is the smartest man I know.
00:38:55.000 Wrong.
00:38:55.000 I mean, for in a pure intellectual capacity.
00:38:58.000 And by the way, he's saying they're trying to get at him, you know, with the accusations.
00:39:02.000 No, no, these facts that we're about to deliver are aimed at you.
00:39:05.000 But that's how you know he was lying, because he went way too far.
00:39:08.000 Really?
00:39:09.000 Look, no, of course, it has nothing to do with me.
00:39:11.000 If that's all he said, like, hey, you know, it's my son.
00:39:13.000 I'm not in charge of my son.
00:39:14.000 It has nothing to do with me.
00:39:16.000 It's my son.
00:39:16.000 It's his own thing.
00:39:17.000 By the way, he's the smartest person who's ever lived.
00:39:24.000 He's a member of Mensa?
00:39:27.000 He makes Mother Teresa look like a child rapist.
00:39:30.000 It's like we should have then been like, hmm, is this connected to you?
00:39:35.000 I don't know.
00:39:36.000 I don't know about Princess Diana's breaks.
00:39:39.000 No idea.
00:39:40.000 But we know that Hunter Biden, obviously, we already knew that Hunter Biden's a crappy person.
00:39:43.000 Well, but he's super into crack.
00:39:45.000 Right, okay, yeah, of course he's into crack.
00:39:46.000 Well, he tried to smoke Parm.
00:39:48.000 Yeah, well, we already know that, the Parmesan cheese, yeah.
00:39:51.000 Yeah, but he's a big prostitute guy.
00:39:53.000 Yeah, he's also in bed with the Chai Comps.
00:39:55.000 Yeah, well, okay, I already know all of that, but I just... Oh, yeah, he even diddled his dead brother's wife.
00:39:59.000 Okay, shut up, shut up!
00:40:01.000 I'm trying to do a segment.
00:40:01.000 We all know that Hunter Biden is a horrible crack-slash-parmesan-cheese, prostitute-purchasing, brother's-widow-diddling bag of scum, but this is about former Vice President Joe Biden and what he's done.
00:40:16.000 And he can still be the smartest man that Joe Biden knows.
00:40:19.000 Yeah, plenty of smart people smoke parmesan cheese and drywall and bang their brother's wife.
00:40:24.000 It's not an IQ test!
00:40:26.000 Dead brother.
00:40:27.000 Throw guns and garbage cans as well.
00:40:29.000 Allegedly.
00:40:30.000 Unless you approve.
00:40:32.000 No, he's definitely dead.
00:40:33.000 So, here's what we have now.
00:40:34.000 The connections from Hunter Biden to former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:40:39.000 Sorry, it's just that it's real.
00:40:41.000 It's all real.
00:40:43.000 So text messages from Hunter to his daughter, Naomi, show that he's been funneling money to, you've heard, the big guy, right, for decades.
00:40:51.000 That was sort of the code phrase.
00:40:52.000 And we thought, well, that's all there is, is the big guy code phrase.
00:40:54.000 At least they're using code phrases like, you know, hawk wings, not eagle wings, to big guy, over, you know, that kind of thing.
00:41:01.000 So that's where people were speculating, well, maybe the big guy doesn't mean former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:41:04.000 Well, the problem is then there are other Receipts that are actually written at the attention of Joe Biden.
00:41:12.000 It's like a Jesse Smollett check.
00:41:13.000 Yeah.
00:41:15.000 So this is what he wrote.
00:41:16.000 These are some of the texts.
00:41:16.000 I'll kind of build the case here for you.
00:41:18.000 To his daughter Naomi from Hunter Biden.
00:41:20.000 I hope you all can do what I did and pay for everything for this entire family for 30 years.
00:41:25.000 Here's another one.
00:41:26.000 It's really hard, but don't worry.
00:41:28.000 Unlike Pop, that's his father, I won't make you give me half your salary.
00:41:33.000 Now let me start this off With some low-level expenses, and then we'll graduate to the more expensive stuff that's labeled for former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:41:44.000 So some emails to his business partner, a guy named, I think it was Eric Schwerin.
00:41:49.000 Just that name makes me think.
00:41:51.000 Schwerin.
00:41:52.000 Schwerin?
00:41:52.000 Schwerin.
00:41:53.000 Schwerin.
00:41:54.000 Schwany.
00:41:54.000 So, emails, and they were titled J.R.B.
00:41:58.000 Bills.
00:41:59.000 Now, I know you have the big guy, like, I could be anybody, and Hunter Biden's saying pops, you're like, I could be anybody.
00:42:04.000 And now you're like, Hunter Biden's sending emails to his business partner, J.R.B.
00:42:08.000 Bills, that could be any person.
00:42:10.000 It doesn't mean it's Joseph R. Biden.
00:42:11.000 Joseph Rubinowski.
00:42:13.000 Don't worry, it gets worse.
00:42:14.000 Junior Biden.
00:42:15.000 These are labeled J.R.B.
00:42:16.000 Bills.
00:42:17.000 And here's where some of the money was going, so air conditioner repair for Joseph R. Biden, $1,239.
00:42:24.000 That's actually a good deal for air conditioner repair.
00:42:26.000 That's not so bad.
00:42:27.000 I actually thought that would be more fiscally irresponsible.
00:42:29.000 I mean, it's illegal, but it's still, that's a good deal.
00:42:33.000 I'm gonna need to find his guy.
00:42:34.000 A painter for $1,475.
00:42:35.000 Fixing a stone wall, probably tried to smoke it, $2,600.
00:42:40.000 Now, Sherwin at the time was president of Rosemont Seneca Partners, and that was Hunter Biden's Chinese-linked investment firm.
00:42:49.000 They also had access to Joe Biden's finances and his tax return.
00:42:54.000 Oh no, that makes sense now.
00:42:55.000 What?
00:42:56.000 Well, we all thought that Hunter smoked the cheese because he was a dope-sick rock fiend, but it was really because he couldn't afford any decent crack after giving all of his money to Joe.
00:43:06.000 I don't know the going price for crack, but your theory seems sound.
00:43:09.000 Yeah.
00:43:09.000 Thousands of dollars could have been put to better use.
00:43:12.000 I mean, it's really not so much the going price of crack, it's just the amount you use.
00:43:15.000 Right.
00:43:15.000 Well, right.
00:43:16.000 Yeah.
00:43:17.000 The poison's in the dose.
00:43:18.000 Yeah.
00:43:19.000 Also, the poison's in the crack.
00:43:21.000 The fentanyl's in the dose.
00:43:22.000 So, let's go to some big ticket items.
00:43:24.000 You're like, ah, some AC, Stonewall, whatever.
00:43:27.000 It's still illegal, especially considering that Elizabeth Warren wants to investigate Kushner.
00:43:32.000 Right now, and this is something the media will try and keep suppressed, let's go to some other expenses where pop is connected.
00:43:38.000 Over the course of 11 years, Hunter Biden paid former Vice President Joe Biden's cell phone bill, totaling $25,000.
00:43:44.000 Also, by the way, Joe Biden, you actually qualify for the T-Mobile Senior Discount.
00:43:50.000 You should be using that.
00:43:51.000 Cricket Wireless.
00:43:52.000 Yeah, that only makes two calls.
00:43:54.000 Right.
00:43:55.000 Cellular One.
00:43:56.000 That's not the only $25,000 expense.
00:44:00.000 In 2018, Hunter accidentally transferred $25,000 to an escort named Golnura.
00:44:07.000 And that actually forced the Secret Service to show up at Hunter's hotel and a former agent sent him messages.
00:44:13.000 Again, this is all documented.
00:44:14.000 References available at lightofthecard.com.
00:44:15.000 Telling him, he said, you need to come out.
00:44:17.000 And he was reminding him that the hotel room was linked to, quote, Celtic's account.
00:44:22.000 Wait, Larry Bird is involved in this, too?
00:44:24.000 Well, we can't rule anything out, but I should have mentioned, in this case, Celtic was former Vice President Joe Biden's call sign.
00:44:30.000 That was his call sign.
00:44:31.000 So we have JRB bills, we have the Celtic account, $25,000.
00:44:35.000 By the way, that must be a fantastic hooker.
00:44:37.000 Well, but in the memo line, he wrote, not a call girl.
00:44:40.000 Right.
00:44:41.000 So I don't think we can hold it against him.
00:44:42.000 Yeah, unlike Jerry Springer, who wrote, a call girl.
00:44:45.000 Again, it's just the lying is too much.
00:44:47.000 It's like, he's the smartest person I ever know!
00:44:49.000 Hey, was that a hooker?
00:44:50.000 No, I specifically wrote on the check NOT one!
00:44:54.000 Why didn't you just write, you know, like, consultant?
00:45:00.000 Couldn't think of the word.
00:45:01.000 Also, you used a check with a hooker.
00:45:03.000 Is that bad?
00:45:05.000 You stayed in your dad's hotel room.
00:45:07.000 That's also bad.
00:45:08.000 Yeah.
00:45:09.000 Use cash.
00:45:10.000 Really?
00:45:10.000 I never thought about that.
00:45:11.000 I didn't know hookers carry square.
00:45:16.000 And again, it's funny, but here's the thing.
00:45:18.000 Their depravity knows no bounds.
00:45:20.000 They don't fear accountability at all.
00:45:21.000 Hunter didn't think twice of paying a hooker with a paper trail.
00:45:25.000 The media's not going to call him out on it.
00:45:27.000 Not only will the media not call him out on it, the media ran interference for him, right?
00:45:32.000 With the New York Post story.
00:45:33.000 Before the election.
00:45:34.000 And then said, by the way, this has nothing to do with former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:45:37.000 The story was true.
00:45:38.000 We know it was true.
00:45:39.000 That was absolutely election meddling.
00:45:41.000 And now we know that there is.
00:45:44.000 Tens of hundreds of thousands of dollars that have gone and been funneled from Hunter Biden to former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:45:49.000 There is a connection.
00:45:50.000 It's illegal.
00:45:51.000 And whistleblowers.
00:45:52.000 Yes.
00:45:53.000 And whistleblowers.
00:45:53.000 Well, they're alive for now.
00:45:55.000 Well, yeah, for now.
00:45:57.000 And also, by the way, it seems like he's doing pretty well today.
00:45:59.000 Hunter Biden.
00:46:00.000 I don't know where he makes his money.
00:46:01.000 Oh, that's right.
00:46:02.000 Illegal.
00:46:04.000 But that's how he affords his swanky Malibu mansion.
00:46:07.000 He's like Charlie Sheen in Three and a Half Men.
00:46:10.000 What?
00:46:11.000 In the boo?
00:46:11.000 Is that one of the broken lizards?
00:46:13.000 I'm being serious.
00:46:14.000 Is this?
00:46:14.000 that is hunter biden joe biden's son he's moved to malibu um rented a house
00:46:20.000 is that one of the broken lizards i'm being serious it's 20,000 a month is that's what
00:46:24.000 it was going for what yep 20,000 a month he moved we're told maybe four months ago
00:46:30.000 but it's been kept in the download the reason we know is Their job's to keep him in the house.
00:46:36.000 swarming that area. Oh no. That's I believe one of the Secret Service vehicles. There are
00:46:40.000 Secret Service all over the place. Their job is to keep him in the house. They're going up to neighbors now
00:46:44.000 and they're asking, would you rent your house to us for the next year so that we can do our thing?
00:46:51.000 They didn't say it was for hunters, but obviously it was right across the way and they want to
00:46:57.000 make sure they can keep an eye on things. But don't worry, that Secret Service detail is only costing
00:47:01.000 you, the taxpayer, $30,000 a month.
00:47:04.000 Wow.
00:47:05.000 That's a deal at twice the price.
00:47:06.000 Imagine thinking like, oh man, and Robert Downey Jr.
00:47:09.000 just got clean and lives in this neighborhood.
00:47:11.000 How many grown men are gonna sleep in my kid's race car bed?
00:47:16.000 So think about, all of this does seem a little, it does seem a little curious to me, right?
00:47:21.000 So we have, okay, Elizabeth Warren right now calling for an investigation into Kushner.
00:47:24.000 Yeah.
00:47:24.000 Okay.
00:47:25.000 Hunter uses his dad's political clout to secure like Scrooge McDuck size bags of cash from China and get himself board seats at Ukrainian energy companies.
00:47:37.000 In an insane house.
00:47:38.000 Yes.
00:47:38.000 An insane house in the most expensive area you can live in America, basically.
00:47:42.000 Right, and then he also takes some of that money, turns around, the money he made off of his father's name, and gives it right back to former Vice President Joe Biden, right?
00:47:51.000 So he takes money, using his name, and then gives kickbacks to former Vice President Joe Biden, receipts all, we're going to have them all at lateralsecretary.com.
00:47:58.000 So that would mean...
00:48:00.000 Joe Biden's a criminal.
00:48:10.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:48:11.000 He's a criminal, right?
00:48:11.000 You're right.
00:48:12.000 He'll be going to jail.
00:48:13.000 It's illegal.
00:48:15.000 For most people.
00:48:15.000 As in not legal.
00:48:17.000 Yeah.
00:48:18.000 I always thought illegal banking was completely legal.
00:48:20.000 I'm the most legal ever!
00:48:22.000 Again, Joe.
00:48:25.000 I wrote not illegal on the check.
00:48:27.000 Yes!
00:48:29.000 That's what I wrote on it, didn't you?
00:48:31.000 Can't you read?
00:48:33.000 Smartest guy I know.
00:48:35.000 By the way, some interesting news that I've heard right now is that WikiLeaks actually has access to all of the data on these hard drives, and will start to kind of throw that information out.
00:48:44.000 So I'm hoping that that is 100% true, and that we can verify that at some point in the near future, because if it is, like, everything's coming out from it.
00:48:51.000 Right.
00:48:52.000 And by the way, the FBI raided, remember, Giuliani's house.
00:48:56.000 He had it right there!
00:48:56.000 And that was the one thing they didn't want.
00:48:58.000 So think about this.
00:49:00.000 It's this amalgamation of pure evil and corruption.
00:49:05.000 You have somebody who's worked, suckled at the public teat for over 50 years, former Vice President Joe Biden, who hasn't worked in the private sector, hasn't earned an honest dollar for five decades of his life, a screw-up son who bangs his dead brother's widow, allegedly.
00:49:17.000 Definitely.
00:49:19.000 Uses his dad's name to funnel money back to former Vice President Joe Biden, then of course gets caught in these scandals, committing crime after crime, which of course not only is there a financial liability with former Vice President Joe Biden, there's of course a security liability because it can be used as leverage when someone's committing such awful crimes like pedophilia, as Hunter Biden was, like drug use, like throwing a gun into a trash bin, but instead the FBI, whose job is To root out corruption.
00:49:44.000 That's what you assumed at one point, right?
00:49:46.000 You assumed that the FBI were the good guys.
00:49:48.000 Go into Giuliani's apartment and take everything else because they're going to investigate him while leaving the laptop, which we now know is confirmed and was also suppressed during the election by big tech.
00:50:01.000 We have the former vice president of the United States.
00:50:04.000 We have his son and international relations with the Ukrainian, well, Ukrainian government by proxy.
00:50:10.000 Yeah.
00:50:11.000 The FBI involved doing their bidding for them, and then we have big tech ensuring that you never hear about it before the election, even though we know that that verifiably would have changed the vote in every single swing state that exists, and then they blame you!
00:50:24.000 They blame you for sowing mistrust in their institutions!
00:50:27.000 At a certain point, At a certain point, and I mean figuratively, you just gotta burn it all down and start from scratch.
00:50:33.000 I mean, I don't know if this is fixable, this ball of twine at this point.
00:50:38.000 If you think there's a way to fix it within the current system, let me know.
00:50:42.000 Comment below, it helps the algorithms.
00:50:43.000 We're going to play Bad Movie Lines, and apparently... Sorry, actually, this just came up.
00:50:49.000 The new... I was on a roll, this better be good.
00:50:50.000 He was!
00:50:51.000 It better!
00:50:51.000 A hot, buttery one.
00:50:52.000 The new Woke MCU movie.
00:50:54.000 Thor Love and Thunder trailer just dropped, and we have that trailer for you.
00:50:57.000 Wait, what?
00:50:57.000 What?
00:50:57.000 Wait, hold on a second.
00:50:58.000 Okay.
00:50:58.000 Because my mind is still on smoking Parmesan cheese, $25,000 for a hooker with a CHICK, MICHAEL!
00:51:05.000 Well, so instead of Bad Movie Lines, we want to show you Thor 4 Love and Thunder, where Thor becomes a woman.
00:51:12.000 Oh, on Mug Club?
00:51:12.000 Yeah.
00:51:12.000 Well, we could do it in front of the paywall, if you want.
00:51:15.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:16.000 Hold on a second.
00:51:17.000 That's a good idea.
00:51:17.000 You're right.
00:51:18.000 Wait, everyone pause.
00:51:20.000 How mad is this going to make me?
00:51:21.000 I haven't seen it yet.
00:51:22.000 This just came out.
00:51:23.000 Thor changes his name to Whore.
00:51:25.000 See, this is where the problem begins.
00:51:28.000 I think this should definitely be Spongebob.
00:51:29.000 Don't slut-shame the Marvel Universe.
00:51:31.000 I know, I'm kidding.
00:51:31.000 I would never.
00:51:32.000 You can't pick up that hammer.
00:51:33.000 Yes, I can pick up the hammer.
00:51:35.000 I don't know.
00:51:36.000 I'm worried.
00:51:37.000 Should we be doing this on YouTube or should we do it on Mug Club?
00:51:41.000 What if we showed it now, gave initial thoughts, and then we go into Mug Club?
00:51:45.000 There you go.
00:51:46.000 Okay, how about this?
00:51:47.000 Be ready to piss off YouTube at a moment's notice.
00:51:49.000 Okay, hold on a second.
00:51:50.000 Here's what I'm going to do.
00:51:51.000 I'm going to start watching this, but you have to follow my direction, because I do not want to get suspended on YouTube for a Thor trailer.
00:52:00.000 And I don't know, is it Thor or It Hurts?
00:52:05.000 And it's called Thor 4, is that right?
00:52:08.000 It's called My Ass Is Thor!
00:52:11.000 Love and Thunder.
00:52:12.000 Love and Thunder.
00:52:13.000 This sounds like an Australian male strip club!
00:52:16.000 So like, Love and Basketball?
00:52:22.000 So you have to follow my instruction.
00:52:25.000 And by the way, depending on how many likes we get right now on YouTube, maybe we'll do it.
00:52:29.000 We'll do it.
00:52:29.000 Let's say, let's say, what do we want to say?
00:52:31.000 Like 10?
00:52:33.000 Is 10 good?
00:52:33.000 No, let's just, let's just, just hit the like button if you want me to, but we're going to start playing this.
00:52:38.000 Okay.
00:52:39.000 And then if I can feel the rage, but when I'm trying to, yeah, I'll just say, stop it.
00:52:43.000 And then we'll do it on Mug Club because.
00:52:45.000 Remember, we got in trouble.
00:52:46.000 We got suspended on YouTube because the transgender individual who threw a hobo's lunchbox at me, we laughed at that person.
00:52:54.000 We laughed at that person committing felony battery against me, and we were the ones who got struck.
00:52:59.000 So I'm very, very... I don't know what's coming at me here.
00:53:02.000 I know it's gonna be bad, but let's start it, and then if I say stop, we stop, and we go to Mug Club.
00:53:07.000 If it's the little girl from Adventures in Babysitting, I'm cool with it.
00:53:10.000 Other than that, I think I'm gonna be confused.
00:53:11.000 Yeah.
00:53:12.000 Yeah.
00:53:12.000 Alright, let's... Let's see.
00:53:14.000 Let's start.
00:53:14.000 Alright, here we go.
00:53:20.000 And washing my new breasts.
00:53:21.000 Wait.
00:53:22.000 Wait.
00:53:25.000 This reveal is what... The Judah Freelander?
00:53:27.000 Yeah, is he Bubba Gump?
00:53:29.000 I need to figure out...
00:53:31.000 exactly who I am.
00:53:33.000 Wait.
00:53:35.000 Wait.
00:53:37.000 Oh boy.
00:53:39.000 This reveal is what...
00:53:41.000 Judah Friedlander?
00:53:43.000 Yeah, is he Bubba Gump?
00:53:45.000 I was running.
00:53:47.000 I'm gonna go get a drink.
00:53:52.000 No.
00:53:52.000 I mean, I already don't like it because it's not my style.
00:54:14.000 Did Marvel just buy the GNR catalog?
00:54:16.000 I think it's just look into the eyes of the people that you love
00:54:19.000 All right, not me What?
00:54:26.000 I was just listening.
00:54:29.000 No, guys, guys, let's just go to Buckbook.
00:54:31.000 This is only gonna... I'm just not gonna be happy.
00:54:33.000 I'm not gonna be happy with myself.
00:54:34.000 YouTube, piss off.
00:54:35.000 YouTube, piss off.