On this week's episode of "The Dark Side Of," we discuss the Tupac Shakur murder, the Joe Biden laptop, and the refugee crisis. Plus, comedian Dave Landau joins us to talk about his new stand-up comedy show, "Dave's Beard."
00:02:34.000And, look, really quickly, before I move on with anything else, if this show is not on YouTube, if we do not tell you that we are not doing a show, it means the show is going on all weekdays.
00:05:43.000Just like we'll be talking about lawyers, these scenarios right now.
00:05:46.000We're talking about a Supreme Court Justice.
00:05:48.000These people right now who are today's fat studies professors.
00:05:51.000The students are going to be building your planes.
00:05:54.000The students are going to be teaching your children.
00:05:56.000Today, when you have lawyers like at Georgetown, right, who are upset over the Supreme Court.
00:06:01.000Actually, I should say upset over the fact that their professor did not support the Supreme Court nominees solely based on the premise of race.
00:06:09.000These are the people who are going to be on your future Supreme Courts.
00:06:12.000These are the people who are going to be your public defenders.
00:06:14.000Think about that for a second, and it is terrifying.
00:06:18.000Imagine a world where kids who are going to these colleges are building your roads, building your planes, and then when one goes down and there's a lawsuit, no one can handle anything.
00:07:00.000Two people I've ever referred to as evil.
00:07:02.000Two people I've ever referred to as evil, Nancy Pelosi and Governor Whitmer.
00:07:06.000Those are the only two people who have said, I genuinely think they would, you know, they would chop up their spouse's body to sell the body parts to China for medical experiments.
00:07:18.000I don't just think they're politicians, I think they're people with a lack of empathy.
00:07:22.000That being said, I thought that Nancy Pelosi was relatively sharp.
00:09:35.000He made more sense in the stroke moment.
00:09:37.000For crying out loud, Frankie Muniz, when he had his 19 mini-strokes in his NASCAR, I was still talking to the helmet like nothing happened.
00:09:46.000Can we get Mini-Stroke Munez to be Speaker of the House?
00:11:00.000Speaking of not making sense, this is when it's bad, is you want to go in and defend your own, right, Americans.
00:11:05.000He was like, we can make fun of her, but you don't want the rest of the world to make fun of her.
00:11:08.000It's like protecting your little brother.
00:11:09.000But even Australian News commentators.
00:11:12.000This is Sky News, by the way, which isn't necessarily a bastion of conservatism.
00:11:15.000I know they're leaning a little more right now, not when I used to do it.
00:11:20.000The rest of the world is laughing at you.
00:11:22.000Look what they said about the previous administration.
00:11:25.000They said that Trump was horrible and that he was crazy and that he was racist and that he was a terrible leader and he said all of these awful things and they peddled just complete fake news and fake stories about him.
00:11:36.000They promised that they would do better and they would be the adults in the room and everything would be just normal and lovely when they got into power and now they've got into power and rather than improving on Trump you've got A president who is completely off with the pixies.
00:11:50.000You've got a vice president who the very best thing about her is that she can do a bad French accent.
00:11:56.000And given that clip of Nancy Pelosi, you have a Speaker of the House who apparently doesn't know her Arthur from her Martha.
00:12:04.000I like the whole 50s look that she has going on.
00:12:13.000I think it's a good look, and I didn't really hear what she was saying, but I assume it was pretty bad.
00:12:17.000By the way, if you hear me saying no, it's because Joe Louis is in the studio, and he's not supposed to be chewing his paw right now, and he's chewing it, so... It's because I was licking myself.
00:12:36.000He does candle wax and then rips it off.
00:12:41.000Okay, we'll move on to this, because we're going to be talking about media corruption here with the Biden laptop story and Ukrainian refugee issue.
00:12:46.000It's just, look, if you want to know public enemy number one, it's not only traditional media, it's traditional media and, of course, big tech.
00:12:54.000And they are one and the same now because of the advertising dollars.
00:12:56.000unfortunately now they're in an unholy relationship with the lady you just saw.
00:13:00.000Not attractive 50s Australian, I mean Nancy Pelosi and the White House.
00:13:04.000So Babylon Bee for people who don't, you know, they're a satire website.
00:13:18.000And here's what's so confusing about this, because it's not really satire, but it technically is satire, and wherever you line up on this, either way, according to Twitter, it's hate speech.
00:13:29.000So, their tweet read, The Babylon Bee's Man of the Year is Rachel Levine.
00:13:38.000And that violated Twitter's hateful conduct.
00:13:43.000Which is, look, USA Today, this is the one thing too, we all know these titles don't we?
00:13:46.000USA Today's, you know, their Women of the Year used to be a figurative dick measuring contest and now it is a literal dick measuring contest.
00:14:39.000It's like the seat cushion on an airplane, only, you know, more fun.
00:14:42.000The thing is, with Leah Thomas, the coach, I don't know if you could hear, the coach was yelling, you know, they always encourage you, the coach was yelling, slow down!
00:14:52.000Because the preliminaries just lapped them.
00:14:54.000We know that this guy, man, by the way, I'm not saying male, female, and that's another thing.
00:14:58.000People talk about the term sex versus gender.
00:15:02.000Rachel Levine was referred to as female four-star admiral by this administration.
00:15:28.000So even if you want to argue women of the year with USA Today, you can't argue the NCAA swimming titles.
00:15:34.000My point is, they're just going to keep on going down the trail to the point where you can't forbid your six-year-old son from puberty blockers, unless they take your child away from you.
00:15:43.000It was never about taking a dump in a Target with a fake mustache.
00:15:48.000So really, if Chris Brown had just put a bow in his hair, he'd just be an excellent boxer.
00:15:53.000He just needed the Minnie Mouse dress.
00:15:56.000Everybody would have been clapping for his bravery.
00:18:27.000So, uh, the Supreme Court hearings are starting.
00:18:29.000But, uh, last month, uh, Georgetown... This is a story that happened last month.
00:18:33.000Georgetown professor, uh, Ilya Shapiro was put on administrative leave.
00:18:39.000Specifically for criticizing Biden's, now to be clear, saying that Biden shouldn't be picking, former Vice President Biden, shouldn't be picking a Supreme Court nominee based on race and sex.
00:19:18.000So, this professor, Georgetown, put on administrative leave for criticizing Biden, making that a priority, the racial preference with the nominee, and then specifically, some of the students were really upset about some tweets.
00:19:34.000Shri... Shri... Shrini... Okay, I want to make sure I get this name.
00:19:39.000He wrote, objectively, best pick for Biden is Shri Shrinivasan.
00:19:45.000Shri Shrinivasan, I think, is the term he said.
00:19:47.000But, alas, doesn't fit into the latest intersectionality hierarchy, so we'll get lesser black women.
00:19:54.000Then he also wrote, because Biden said he's only considering black women for Supreme Court, his nominee will always have an asterisk attached, fitting that the court takes up affirmative action next term.
00:20:08.000Now, at the very end of that first quote, we'll always get a lesser, or we'll get a lesser, like, I mean, his point is true, that's the lesser candidate, right?
00:20:16.000But it sounds, I can see how it sounds a little bad.
00:20:19.000Well, here's the thing, the students lost their minds.
00:20:21.000Oh, it's not lost your mind territory, it's just like... They lost their minds.
00:20:26.000And by the way, he's right about always having an asterisk next to it.
00:20:28.000If you go back to a change my mind that I did at UT Austin, and I said that affirmative action is racist, this one girl, it's one of the most heartbreaking change my minds I've ever done.
00:20:35.000She sat down, she was black, and she said, well, you know, for me, I think that I needed it, you know, what about people like me?
00:20:43.000And I said, well, what about a person like you?
00:21:09.000So I said I look at you, and I hear what you're telling me, and I think that you're a perfect student.
00:21:14.000I think you should be able to punch your ticket and go to any university you want to, and I don't think that it should have anything to do with your race.
00:23:02.000We don't even want a professor to be able to say that a judge to the highest court in the land should not be picked exclusively based on race and gender.
00:23:11.000That is not even an opinion that's allowed.
00:23:14.000We need a room to go cry and break down.
00:23:16.000These are going to be the people running your country.
00:23:19.000Yes, to the future court-appointed attorneys.
00:23:44.000I was at Notre Dame and I was in one of the common areas and there was a room that said safe space for students of color and I was like... Why?
00:25:34.000It's actually not a great thing to cry.
00:25:37.000There's nothing wrong with men crying when appropriate, but encouraging men to cry where they wouldn't otherwise cry, and it's incredibly inappropriate, is definitely not good for our society.
00:25:48.000Well listen, Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled wouldn't cry at that tweet.
00:26:51.000This is a little bit different, though, when we are talking about a new generation of people who don't believe that men and women are a thing.
00:26:58.000Who don't believe that there are differences between men and women.
00:27:00.000Who don't believe that there's an appropriate time.
00:27:03.000Who've actually been taught that the idea of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is an archaic ideology.
00:27:12.000That they shouldn't have to live their life hearing any opinions with which they disagree.
00:27:17.000And these are the people who are also, by the way, being proclaimed intellectuals because they happen to be the only ones able to tolerate, pardon me, the bullshit in higher education.
00:27:28.000You're going to see a divide where intelligent people, people with common sense, people with likely higher IQs are not going to want to go to Ivy League universities.
00:27:37.000They're not going to want to go to public universities.
00:27:39.000They're not going to want to have to deal with it.
00:27:42.000And that's why they want to make a college degree, the new high school degree, where everyone has to have one to be employed.
00:27:49.000I really just want us to go to performance-based pay across the board.
00:27:53.000That's the only way we pull ourselves out of this rut, is the market slaps some reality into these kids.
00:27:58.000Because if you show up as some gender-bending, blue-haired feminist who doesn't like to hear that your boss says, that's not the way you clean the cappuccino machine, they're going to drown you in it.
00:30:44.000I know the Hunter Biden laptop story is true because we had Mayor Giuliani on the show and he showed the laptop for the very first time on the show.
00:32:00.000Those emails were obtained by the New York Times from a cache of files that appear to have come from a laptop abandoned by Mr. Biden in a Delaware repair shop.
00:32:08.000I know you guys are all saying, yeah, yeah, we know.
00:32:11.000No, the point is, most of the country did not know.
00:32:44.000Right, so he left one at a repair shop, one was seized by the feds, so that's two, and then we just found out there's a third one that it may or may not have been stolen by Russian drug dealers because he was taping himself having sex with a Russian woman, who I'm sure was just into him personally.
00:33:33.000We know about House in Malibu and all the escorts.
00:33:37.000Is there any more homemade porn than we already know about?
00:33:41.000There's one more where I was using the webcam to film myself engaging in intercourse with a Russian prostitute and the Russian drug dealers may or may not be using it to blackmail me.
00:33:49.000Okay, Hunter, this is information that would have been useful to me yesterday!
00:33:54.000What is their new strategy to flood the market with Hunter Biden laptops?
00:33:57.000It's like, oh, we hear a story about a laptop every week now.
00:34:00.000Just desensitize them to Hunter Biden child pornography.
00:34:13.000Former Vice President Joe Biden, and I want to sort of run through this with you.
00:34:16.000You have the White House, you have the FBI, you have the media, you have big tech.
00:34:20.000But first, let's go to former Vice President Joe Biden when he was asked about the Hunter Biden scandals.
00:34:25.000And it gets better than the initial part of the clip.
00:34:28.000As much as you don't want it to happen, you know that the people who want to make hay in Washington are going to try to use your adult son as a cudgel against you.
00:34:43.000How do you feel about that, and what do you have to say to those people?
00:34:46.000Well, look, uh... I have... We have great confidence in our son.
00:35:33.000He can at least get one or two... one of the three back!
00:35:37.000Well look, in all fairness, Joe Biden has spent the last, you know, 700 years in politics, and there aren't that many bright people apparently in politics, so it is the smartest person he knows.
00:35:45.000There are fewer bright people in politics than there are child pornographers.
00:35:50.000There are fewer bright people in politics than there are child pornographers who lose three laptops.
00:37:32.000Before we get to any of that, burying a significant story which happened from the president, the entire government, our intelligence officials, the FBI, Oh, big tech?
00:37:46.000That's enough to have changed this election.
00:37:49.000So, in case you've forgotten, you remember that media did not want to report on this story when it broke prior to the election, and of course tried to dismiss it as, what, something Russian disinformation, which was the actual lie.
00:38:01.000For all we know, these emails are made up, or maybe some are real and others are fakes.
00:38:08.000But we do know that this is a classic example of the right-wing media machine.
00:38:12.000A tip from Bannon and a hard drive dump from Rudy led a former producer for Sean Hannity's show to write a story for the New York Post that gets splashed on the front page that Rudy then used to trash the Bidens all over Fox, and they're doing it almost every hour of the day, and Trump has been hyping the drama for days on end, and this is how it goes on and on.
00:38:29.000Now let's pull up Don Jr.' 's tweet from just a little while ago.
00:38:32.000How, he says, how will the media attempt to sweep this one under the rug?
00:39:33.000Just like when we here infiltrated Antifa and someone got arrested with the weapon that they handed to my producer that day!
00:39:41.000They had no interest in verifying it whatsoever, nor did the FBI, who we later found out, one of the members of the FBI who we were working with as it related to infiltrating Antifa, part of the sting who plotted the Whitmer murder.
00:39:52.000They were trying to honeypot us and it didn't work because it turns out there were just decent people here so they moved on down the trail.
00:39:57.000My point is this, the media says we don't know.
00:40:12.000And Brian Stelter there, you could very, very clearly see all he was doing.
00:40:18.000All he was doing was carrying water for the Biden administration, or the previous guy trying to get elected to become the administration.
00:40:24.000He was basically just carrying water for the guy.
00:40:26.000And it was so obvious to us at the time, if you want to cover that story and you don't know that it's real, you can say, big if true, something along those lines and say, this is breaking, we cannot confirm it yet.
00:41:07.000They say, we're intelligence officials, so you know you can trust us.
00:41:11.000Well now that, I'm not saying this, the New York Times is saying that obviously the story is confirmed, so those officials, are they going to be brought up on charges?
00:41:19.000Is anyone going to face any... First off, they should face charges for election meddling.
00:41:24.000They should face charges for at least being... I don't know if you can be an accessory, but anyone who didn't verify or had access to this laptop, child pornography!
00:41:34.000Just to be clear, I don't think there's a charge for incestuous pornography, but there should be, because it's gross, and if you do that, Ilan Omar loses office.
00:42:09.000That if people had known about this story, if people had known about this scandal, there was a poll that showed 9.4% of swing state voters would have changed their votes.
00:42:19.0009.4% doesn't sound like a lot, but in swing states, that's enough!
00:42:23.000That means that Trump, Donald Trump, would have won Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona, Nevada!
00:43:09.000We have the most powerful companies that have ever existed in Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter.
00:43:14.000All of them decided, you're not going to know about this story because we can't verify it.
00:43:19.000No one in this chain of command said, hey, you know what?
00:43:22.000Let's verify this is true because we are on laptop number three.
00:43:26.000So rather than Russian meddling, which is what the intelligence officials tried to sell you, we now know that if this had not been throttled by big tech and their lackeys in media and government, we would not only have President Trump.
00:44:30.000When they came back and said, you know, we actually made a mistake.
00:44:33.000mistake are bad right? Are bad. Now they can't it's like well they can just
00:44:37.000repost the article. What about the millions of people potentially that had
00:44:41.000seen that? Certainly hundreds of thousands at the time that it got put out.
00:44:44.000No many many many many millions. You don't get those views back.
00:44:46.000Let alone how the algorithm favors it. You have to pause and then just say oops
00:44:50.000we're sorry. Right. That's it. And then at that point by the way the media just
00:44:54.000And Twitter had to ban it because it's not a true story.
00:44:56.000And then months later, well, over a year later after the election, the New York Times is like, well, you know, actually, it turns out it was true.
00:45:02.000Well, wait, hold on, hold on a second, because your paper should be burned to the ground if that's the case.
00:45:35.000She likes books that are multilayered because she gets to say multilayered.
00:45:42.000By the way, really quickly, before we move on to the Ukrainian refugee crisis, we actually tried opening a crotter shop in a gentrified, quarter-black neighborhood, and it did not go well.
00:48:09.000Poland, by the way, has accepted more Ukrainian refugees than any country in the world right now.
00:48:12.000And they've been excoriated for not doing enough.
00:48:15.000And the real issue here is that, of course, Americans want to support women and children who are fleeing a country at war, as opposed to military-aged men who are fleeing non-persecution because they're Muslim in the Middle East, and it's been going on since forever.
00:48:28.000So we're going to talk about it tomorrow.
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