Louder with Crowder - I'M BACK, YOUTUBE! Fact-Checking the Fact-Checkers on Lockdown DECEPTION!

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00:00:35.000 I'm Madison and I decided to join Mug Club after watching Ladder with Crowd or Change

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00:04:08.000 Just may not be here We have no idea how long it'll go when you start quoting to see they start they start banning us for quoting the CDC stuff By the way, we broke up with you last week, YouTube.

00:04:20.000 How does it feel?

00:04:21.000 We could have been back.

00:04:23.000 I'm sure they're losing sleep over it.

00:04:25.000 It's like the princess and the pea, only it's a $1,000 bill underneath her mattresses of other $1,000 bills.

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00:04:42.000 We're going to be talking about a lot today.

00:04:43.000 Look, right off the bat, figured we would Going to paint.

00:04:47.000 Lockdowns!

00:04:49.000 No good.

00:04:50.000 No work.

00:04:51.000 We're going to do a segment on lockdowns, though, but also give you the data, the actual research that has been conducted.

00:04:59.000 And there's been a lot, right?

00:05:00.000 We have a good data set now.

00:05:03.000 And I want to sort of point out the risk-reward and ask you if you think that it was worth the risk.

00:05:07.000 But more importantly, we are going to also fact check the fact checkers who have said that actually these claims are untrue.

00:05:15.000 Lockdowns, you know, they don't say work.

00:05:18.000 They say, but lockdowns, you know.

00:05:20.000 No, we don't, Snopes, PolitiFact, Washington Post, and Reuters.

00:05:24.000 What do you mean?

00:05:25.000 Well, do I really need to say it?

00:05:29.000 I'd prefer it.

00:05:30.000 It would help.

00:05:31.000 If you could.

00:05:32.000 So we'll get to that, but first, Gerald A., how are you?

00:05:34.000 I am well, sir, how are you?

00:05:35.000 Doing fine.

00:05:35.000 How does it feel to be back on YouTube?

00:05:37.000 Eh, it's a mixed bag.

00:05:38.000 It really is.

00:05:39.000 It's a mixed bag, just because I can't say things, you know, like... CDC things.

00:05:44.000 Right.

00:05:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:45.000 WHO things as well, can't say that.

00:05:47.000 Right, right.

00:05:48.000 Hunter Biden, New York Post things, at one point couldn't say that.

00:05:51.000 Yeah, and we can't say the T word.

00:05:54.000 Well, to be fair, I was working on my tranny this weekend on an old Taurus, and they're known to go out.

00:05:59.000 They are, yes.

00:06:01.000 Ford Taurus.

00:06:02.000 Especially on the Fords.

00:06:03.000 Yeah.

00:06:03.000 The old ones.

00:06:04.000 The old.

00:06:05.000 The new ones are great.

00:06:07.000 The old Ford tranny.

00:06:08.000 It's a problem.

00:06:09.000 Quarter Black!

00:06:10.000 Lipstick on that one.

00:06:10.000 How are you, Quarter Black?

00:06:11.000 Doing good.

00:06:12.000 Happy Halloween, everybody.

00:06:14.000 Late Halloween.

00:06:15.000 This is the scariest thing to happen to.

00:06:16.000 It makes sense you would be saying it today.

00:06:18.000 Yesterday.

00:06:18.000 Did your people celebrate it on the first?

00:06:22.000 And Dave Landau is here.

00:06:24.000 He will be in Philadelphia.

00:06:25.000 They come to neighborhoods and trick-or-treat at God knows what hour.

00:06:29.000 It never stops.

00:06:30.000 It's really more of a stick-up.

00:06:31.000 What are you, 30?

00:06:32.000 Oh, dressed as a robber?

00:06:33.000 It's November 1st.

00:06:33.000 It's the morning.

00:06:34.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:06:35.000 That's all I'm saying.

00:06:36.000 It's unexpected as shit.

00:06:37.000 Candy don't stop.

00:06:38.000 Candy don't stop.

00:06:39.000 Dressed as a robber again, huh?

00:06:42.000 Why are you in my house?

00:06:43.000 I'm just trick-or-treating.

00:06:45.000 I got all the pieces to accomplish.

00:06:46.000 Yeah, I got a UNICEF box.

00:06:48.000 It's this duffle bag, bitch.

00:06:52.000 Is UNICEF an American thing, too?

00:06:54.000 Do you guys have that?

00:06:55.000 Where you collect money?

00:06:56.000 It has little pictures of the kids, the one kid in his arm, like he was at a Civil War candle.

00:07:01.000 I don't even know what the money went to.

00:07:03.000 I'm not sure.

00:07:04.000 I know when I get the invite to donate, I throw it in the trash.

00:07:08.000 I'm joking.

00:07:09.000 Of course I donate.

00:07:10.000 Actually, I donate.

00:07:11.000 Well, I donate.

00:07:12.000 I donate a ton, but I don't donate when I go to CVS.

00:07:14.000 Like, would you like to donate $1 to... You know what?

00:07:18.000 I know you're going to sit here and judge me, but I have no idea as to whether it's going to go, let's say, to a local church, or to a Salvation Army, where it's going to help rebuild a roof, or put food on some kid's back, you know, sorry, food on some clothes back, whatever happens.

00:07:29.000 Well, something like that.

00:07:30.000 Yeah, like your former vice president.

00:07:32.000 Uh, put food on some kid's table or clothes on his back or if it's gonna be like Bono's One Foundation who ironically gave less than 1% of all proceeds to actual charity.

00:07:43.000 I do the roundup unless it's like 98 cents and then I'm like, no.

00:07:49.000 What am I, Rockefeller?

00:07:50.000 Yeah, but either way, someone's getting a receipt printed at CVS that rivals Circuit City and can circle the equator four times while they talk about their new green policy.

00:08:00.000 I toilet-papered my neighbor's house with it on Devil's Night.

00:08:03.000 Right, yes!

00:08:04.000 Get a little moist, it becomes papier-mâché.

00:08:06.000 Oh, shoot!

00:08:08.000 Two dollars off Adele Sassoon!

00:08:09.000 I wanted that one!

00:08:11.000 November 5th through 6th, Dave Landau's going to be at Helium in Philadelphia.

00:08:16.000 Don't get sexually assaulted on any trains because people won't do anything in Philly, we know that now.

00:08:19.000 Tell me what to do.

00:08:20.000 How are you, Dave?

00:08:22.000 Good, I'm going to wear something low-cut onto the trains in Philadelphia.

00:08:25.000 He was looking for a fun Saturday night.

00:08:28.000 Good, I can't complain.

00:08:29.000 Got home, went a little trick-or-treating last night.

00:08:32.000 Went as a pile of dead beagles.

00:08:36.000 Was it like a Lady Gaga meat suit?

00:08:38.000 Was it like a Lady Gaga meat suit?

00:08:40.000 Were you just wearing a...

00:08:41.000 Yes.

00:08:42.000 You were wearing a suit?

00:08:43.000 A dress?

00:08:44.000 Total meat, so my son was a sand fly.

00:08:47.000 Yeah, it was great.

00:08:49.000 I was Snoopy, he was chasing me.

00:08:51.000 Right.

00:08:51.000 And you're trying to bark but can't because you don't have vocal cords?

00:08:54.000 Well, no, you don't want to hear the duck cry.

00:08:55.000 That's a little annoying.

00:09:00.000 Take the tear ducts out of a puppy?

00:09:01.000 What a gentleman.

00:09:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:03.000 So I, uh, no, we went as... Don't question the truth.

00:09:06.000 No, truth is stupid.

00:09:08.000 No, we went as Ghostbusters.

00:09:09.000 It was awesome.

00:09:10.000 Oh, good.

00:09:11.000 None of that remake crap.

00:09:12.000 No.

00:09:13.000 No, no, no, no.

00:09:13.000 Yes, we won a Ghostbusters.

00:09:15.000 Yeah, I was Melissa McCarthy.

00:09:17.000 Right, right.

00:09:17.000 And he was transgender blackface.

00:09:19.000 Yes.

00:09:20.000 I'm sure that that... What do you want us to do?

00:09:23.000 You want us to be like, why are you dressing up like... How can you dress up as a new Ghostbusters?

00:09:27.000 I don't know.

00:09:27.000 You can't.

00:09:28.000 It's blackface.

00:09:29.000 It's transgender face, which you're saying now is a thing, which is just a bad face.

00:09:33.000 Right.

00:09:33.000 The new Ghostbusters 2 looked really awesome until they started showing the, like, ghosts.

00:09:39.000 Yeah, the ghosts look a little bit too stupid.

00:09:41.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:09:42.000 Dave, by the way, if I may add, you have a very nice shirt on.

00:09:45.000 I like your taste.

00:09:46.000 Thank you.

00:09:47.000 Well, thank you.

00:09:48.000 It was contractual.

00:09:50.000 Ah, yes, that's true.

00:09:51.000 No, I'm kidding.

00:09:51.000 I actually like them.

00:09:52.000 They're super soft.

00:09:53.000 Well, yeah, they're very nice.

00:09:54.000 They're available at CrowderShop.com.

00:09:56.000 All the better to race you with on a Philly train.

00:09:58.000 Totally believable, guys.

00:10:00.000 It's a Target.

00:10:01.000 I tell you, though, for a guy with, how can I put this, perky nipples, There's certain shirts that you wear that you just, you don't feel comfortable in?

00:10:10.000 Yeah, no.

00:10:10.000 This is the right amount of softness where I can get away with my silver dollars.

00:10:14.000 Without taping them like you're running a marathon.

00:10:16.000 Yeah, like I do everywhere I go.

00:10:18.000 Without having to lie to people telling them that you're running a half marathon.

00:10:20.000 Exactly, like I'm just training, it's why I am.

00:10:23.000 Dave, you don't look like a typical marathon runner.

00:10:25.000 Notice the new balance and the tape.

00:10:28.000 Notice the New Bounds with Planters fasciitis.

00:10:32.000 I'm getting ready for my big marathon.

00:10:34.000 Yeah, then after the diabetes kicks in, you can be another Terry Fox.

00:10:38.000 Oh, then I'll raise money for my UNICEF break yourself, bitch.

00:10:42.000 So we have speaking of Halloween, and a little bit of a hangover of a candy hangover.

00:10:49.000 Yeah.

00:10:50.000 We have Lizzo, who had an interesting Halloween costume.

00:10:54.000 As The thing is, if I describe this, you're going to think that I'm lying to you.

00:11:01.000 So this is Lizzo.

00:11:03.000 Mm-hmm.

00:11:03.000 Yeah.

00:11:04.000 As, from what I understand, Baby...

00:11:06.000 Yoda.

00:11:07.000 Mm-hmm.

00:11:07.000 Oh Yeah, well Baby Yoda always shows his tits.

00:11:17.000 Oh Remember that?

00:11:19.000 Part of his charm.

00:11:21.000 Twerk I missed!

00:11:23.000 Dr. Cake Too Much says...

00:11:29.000 See what?

00:11:31.000 What?

00:11:32.000 Going through that crosswalk?

00:11:34.000 I'm rolling here!

00:11:40.000 Alright, what character out of the Star Wars everything do you think she dresses up as first?

00:11:44.000 Jabba.

00:11:45.000 Never, ever, ever would you say baby anything.

00:11:48.000 No.

00:11:48.000 Okay?

00:11:49.000 Small, adult, minor version?

00:11:51.000 No, not gonna happen.

00:11:52.000 Why was it baby Yoda in a trench coat?

00:11:54.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:11:55.000 Either baby Yoda's a flasher or selling watches.

00:11:58.000 Yeah, that's... He's got a little trench coat.

00:11:59.000 Hey, you both.

00:12:00.000 Rolex, do you think it is?

00:12:01.000 Lightsaber, you will?

00:12:03.000 Who can tell?

00:12:05.000 Is it moving?

00:12:06.000 I'm shaking it.

00:12:07.000 Maybe Mel Brooks's yogurt?

00:12:09.000 I have no idea.

00:12:11.000 That was supposed to be Baby Yoda?

00:12:14.000 Baby Yoda.

00:12:15.000 As opposed to DaBaby Yoda where he just beat up a guy in roller skates for no reason.

00:12:19.000 Different Yoda.

00:12:20.000 Beat up a Mandalorian, who knew?

00:12:23.000 It seems like grown-ass Yoda.

00:12:27.000 Like grown.

00:12:28.000 That's Yoda who's been on a planet without a gravitational force for a while so he's been allowed to grow beyond their normal parameters.

00:12:35.000 That was also in a thong and showing his tits.

00:12:38.000 That's hard to fit as a description.

00:12:40.000 It's really long.

00:12:41.000 That's Jabba the Hutt had sex with Baby Yoda.

00:12:44.000 That's what happens.

00:12:45.000 That's what happens.

00:12:46.000 Soup attacker!

00:12:47.000 Mmm.

00:12:48.000 Let's get it on.

00:12:49.000 Rawr baby!

00:12:50.000 Boom choco why do I exist choco why?

00:12:57.000 Jackal walk.

00:12:58.000 I...

00:13:00.000 I'm so in love with you.

00:13:03.000 Broke peloton I did.

00:13:07.000 Mmm, scale lies.

00:13:12.000 Oh, fuck.

00:13:13.000 Dr. Angry?

00:13:15.000 Late for meeting with Schumer, I am.

00:13:18.000 Okay.

00:13:21.000 Twins.

00:13:21.000 So, how much, what do you think, she went to Home Depot and was like, give me a gallon of bear paint?

00:13:27.000 And he said, no, no, no, here's the five gallon bucket.

00:13:30.000 You're gonna need this.

00:13:32.000 She asked for bear spray.

00:13:33.000 She didn't ask for it.

00:13:35.000 They just bear sprayed her with it.

00:13:37.000 It's Lizzo again!

00:13:39.000 Put the repellent in the doorway.

00:13:44.000 The power of Christ compels you.

00:13:46.000 I think she looks hot, so you guys are wrong.

00:13:48.000 Yeah, you know, listen.

00:13:49.000 Different strokes.

00:13:50.000 Okay.

00:13:51.000 I have a couple of questions today.

00:13:52.000 That'd definitely be a stroke.

00:13:54.000 Here's a question for you.

00:13:56.000 And then, you know, she'll have the cherry fox leg in due time.

00:14:01.000 Did former Vice President Joe Biden actually, do you believe he actually soiled his pants?

00:14:05.000 This is my first question to you.

00:14:06.000 I'm going to ask you about lockdowns later.

00:14:07.000 This is a serious question.

00:14:08.000 But this is a serious question because there's a rumor circulating and we do have some footage that I want to, in totality, It is a pandemic.

00:14:15.000 Take the information in tandem.

00:14:17.000 I think there's a strong case to be made.

00:14:20.000 Before that, though, over the weekend, Jen Psaki was, in our thoughts and prayers, diagnosed

00:14:25.000 with COVID-19.

00:14:26.000 It's a pandemic, Dave.

00:14:28.000 It is a pandemic.

00:14:29.000 Did you know that?

00:14:30.000 The breakthrough cases are very rare.

00:14:33.000 Well, they're very rare, and for some reason, sometimes people are vaccinated, but I don't think it's very often.

00:14:38.000 The breakthrough cases are incredibly rare.

00:14:40.000 So Jen Psaki had one of the incredibly rare breakthrough cases, and we actually have an exclusive interview with her on the subject.

00:14:50.000 Oh, well, she seems angry.

00:14:52.000 Well, you know what, looks like she must have a high viral load.

00:14:55.000 Yeah.

00:14:56.000 It's coming out of her nose.

00:14:56.000 She's definitely got a nicer tan.

00:14:58.000 Yeah.

00:14:59.000 Usually she freckles more.

00:15:01.000 Yeah, she freckles more.

00:15:02.000 You would think so.

00:15:02.000 Just burns.

00:15:03.000 Yeah, good for her.

00:15:04.000 That's more of a sunlight burn thing.

00:15:07.000 She starts actually smoking.

00:15:09.000 Yeah, she does better at night.

00:15:11.000 If you open those White House drapes... Midnight Sacky.

00:15:16.000 Okay.

00:15:16.000 I bet you she sleeps in a coffin.

00:15:18.000 She rises out of it.

00:15:23.000 It's not like there's not a choice of eight just laying around.

00:15:26.000 No, no, no, no.

00:15:28.000 I have no doubt.

00:15:29.000 She sleeps and I go, I need to keep one near.

00:15:32.000 That's what happens before.

00:15:32.000 She just gets out and just the media just acts like it's normal.

00:15:34.000 She just gets out before every single cover.

00:15:37.000 It's time.

00:15:38.000 All right.

00:15:39.000 Jim Acosta, I'm going to go too.

00:15:40.000 Yeah.

00:15:41.000 So here's another thing.

00:15:42.000 This is why we need the patriarchy.

00:15:44.000 And what do I mean?

00:15:45.000 Look, a lot of people don't understand.

00:15:46.000 And I'm going to show you a video.

00:15:47.000 I warn you, it's disturbing.

00:15:48.000 It happened on a New York subway.

00:15:50.000 I'm not joking. There was a story that happened two weeks ago in Philly. Someone was raped on

00:15:54.000 the train. Nobody did anything. And this happened on a New York subway. And keep in mind that this

00:16:00.000 did not happen in... I know a lot of people who are minorities and have definitely, absolutely

00:16:07.000 have legitimate grievances with the way things were done.

00:16:09.000 But women who have grievances with patriarchy, in a lot of ways, don't understand that men

00:16:14.000 were humiliated and punished severely if there was any kind of abuse of a woman that was

00:16:20.000 discovered in private or in public.

00:16:22.000 This idea that there was a culture where men were free to beat up women, no, that's actually not the case.

00:16:27.000 You've heard the term whipping post?

00:16:28.000 It was primarily used for domestic abusers, and then if your wife beat you, You were also dragged through the street and humiliated because you were a giant pussy.

00:16:36.000 So this is how culture used to be.

00:16:39.000 And they say chivalry is dead.

00:16:42.000 But I think it's quite more substantial than that.

00:16:45.000 This happened this last week on a New York subway.

00:16:48.000 Here you go.

00:16:54.000 So he's accusing her of being a racist.

00:16:56.000 She said take a chill pill.

00:16:59.000 Oh!

00:17:00.000 Miss!

00:17:00.000 Yo, you violent!

00:17:03.000 She a female!

00:17:04.000 What?

00:17:05.000 That's OD!

00:17:05.000 Oh, Miss, you're violent.

00:17:12.000 She's a female.

00:17:15.000 What?

00:17:16.000 Mind your business.

00:17:17.000 Mind your business.

00:17:18.000 That's OD.

00:17:19.000 That's OD.

00:17:20.000 Now, there's so much wrong with that clip.

00:17:24.000 Yeah, that's the least surprising thing I've ever seen on a New York subway.

00:17:28.000 No, I know.

00:17:29.000 I was gonna say, I think this is just typical.

00:17:30.000 Now, a part of me thinks, probably got what they voted for.

00:17:35.000 You know, you think of pink hair, it's just an estimate.

00:17:37.000 Doesn't matter.

00:17:38.000 Just a guess.

00:17:38.000 I don't know, some rumors have been circling that that guy there is a boyfriend.

00:17:42.000 Whether he is or not, Someone needs to get their ass kicked.

00:17:47.000 Now the problem is, when you're on a New York subway, look, here's the option.

00:17:50.000 If it wasn't being recorded, guy steps in, beats the guy's ass, guess what?

00:17:54.000 You're guilty of a hate crime, you lose your Second Amendment rights, and this guy can go out on cashless bail because, as you see, he was trying to set the narrative that she was racist, that she was racist for asking him to take a chill pill.

00:18:04.000 The other option is, you do something, and you have a group of black Americans on the subway who kick the crap out of you despite having seen him hit a woman.

00:18:12.000 This is a very tough situation, but this is the problem.

00:18:15.000 This is the problem with right now in this country, going, uh, uh, I'm a white guy, black guy, man hits woman in the face, by the way, like a bitch, she stays up like a champ, like Jake LaMotta, never got me down!

00:18:27.000 You never got me down, you colored subway, uh, subway fella, never got me down!

00:18:32.000 That's what she said, so I will say kudos to her.

00:18:34.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 This is one of those situations where it should be, oh, someone hits a woman, gets his ass kicked.

00:18:40.000 Of course.

00:18:41.000 Regardless of race.

00:18:42.000 I thought this was an absolute known thing that was going to happen.

00:18:48.000 Look at that video.

00:18:48.000 Not one guy steps in.

00:18:51.000 Not one.

00:18:51.000 The guy looks up, he goes like, where's Bernard Getz when you need him?

00:18:54.000 I know!

00:18:54.000 And by the way, this guy...

00:18:56.000 This guy did it in front of his kids.

00:18:59.000 Did you see his son standing right there watching him hit the other one in the face?

00:19:02.000 I would kick his ass in front of his kids.

00:19:03.000 It's not the first time his kids saw that.

00:19:06.000 No, it's not the first time.

00:19:07.000 Of course not.

00:19:07.000 But it should have been one of the times where he saw his dad get his ass kicked for doing something stupid.

00:19:11.000 And you know what, let's even say this.

00:19:12.000 Let's people say, oh tough guy.

00:19:14.000 Okay, let's say the guy kicks my ass.

00:19:16.000 Let's say the guy, you know, he was just, he pulled that punch.

00:19:19.000 Doesn't matter, you're gonna make him wish he didn't do it in public.

00:19:21.000 You're gonna take his ear, his lip, something.

00:19:24.000 You gotta make it sting and make him wish that he didn't act that way in public.

00:19:28.000 And nobody on that train does anything.

00:19:30.000 Back in the day, you could duel the son of a bitch.

00:19:33.000 Think of that for a second.

00:19:34.000 Slap him across the face with a glove.

00:19:35.000 I'm guessing you'd win in a fight judging by how she took the punch.

00:19:39.000 Yeah, I mean she took it like a champ.

00:19:40.000 Yeah she did, honestly.

00:19:41.000 The guy next to her still has his back turned to the guy and he's doing this with her.

00:19:44.000 If you go back to that video, the guy next to her still has his back turned to the guy

00:19:47.000 and he's doing this with her like...

00:19:49.000 To her?

00:19:49.000 You go back...

00:19:50.000 Yeah, he brings up his hand to her like, you stay back, you stay...

00:19:55.000 That does nothing and also exposes himself to this guy.

00:19:59.000 Here's the thing, everyone would like to say, I would have knocked that fool out.

00:20:01.000 Look, you're not going to react that quickly when this happens, right?

00:20:04.000 A girl gets hit.

00:20:04.000 Well, it's shocking.

00:20:05.000 You'll be like, what?

00:20:06.000 Did that guy just hit a woman?

00:20:08.000 So it's going to take a process, but you know what you should do?

00:20:11.000 Ma'am, are you recording?

00:20:13.000 Okay, please continue recording.

00:20:15.000 Everyone step back.

00:20:17.000 This man's about to learn a lesson.

00:20:19.000 He's about to fight.

00:20:19.000 And it should have happened by 5, 6, 7, 10 guys should have stepped up and said, that's not going to happen on the train.

00:20:26.000 Well, thank God we don't have that toxic masculinity anymore.

00:20:29.000 And this is the problem with teaching young men that all violence is bad.

00:20:32.000 I was raised in Montreal, okay?

00:20:33.000 I went to Centennial Regional High School in Greenfield Park.

00:20:35.000 You guys can look it up.

00:20:36.000 We had a zero-tolerance policy, which meant if you were turtling and a guy was wailing on you and you pushed him away, you both got suspended.

00:20:44.000 Because it was all violence.

00:20:45.000 It was all the same.

00:20:46.000 And we've conditioned a generation of men to not stand up for themselves.

00:20:51.000 We've conditioned a young generation of men to see everything through the prism of race.

00:20:55.000 And we've conditioned a young generation of men to believe that any of their natural masculine urges, including, by the way, that of protecting our women, has been vilified.

00:21:04.000 And so do you know what happens?

00:21:07.000 The evil run free. Yeah, absolutely. All evil needs is for good men to do nothing, right?

00:21:11.000 That's a famous quote and my dad did a great job when I was a kid. He said,

00:21:14.000 you better, I was huge, I was much bigger than all the other kids. He goes, you better not ever

00:21:18.000 start a fight. He goes, but if it gets started, you better finish it. And by the way, if the

00:21:22.000 school does something to you and you're just defending yourself, we will go out for cake.

00:21:26.000 Yeah.

00:21:27.000 Right?

00:21:27.000 I don't care if they suspend you.

00:21:29.000 They are wrong.

00:21:30.000 You are right.

00:21:30.000 You can defend yourself.

00:21:31.000 My dad used to tell me to defend myself.

00:21:33.000 He was like Bill Hader in, what was it, Wonderland?

00:21:35.000 What was that summer where he was working at the water park?

00:21:37.000 Yeah, Wonderland.

00:21:38.000 Yeah, Wonderland.

00:21:39.000 My dad was like, my dad was saying, you know, if they call me down in the yard, he was like, give me a reason!

00:21:42.000 He wanted to go down.

00:21:44.000 Come on!

00:21:45.000 And I swear to you, the one time I stood up to a bully and I was too big of a pansy to punch him in the face because I figured that was, so I just got on top of him and I went Ralphie but kept punching him in the ribs.

00:21:52.000 Ow!

00:21:53.000 And he was laughing until he was like, ah!

00:21:54.000 Yeah.

00:21:56.000 And then I got called to the office and I said, well, if you have a problem with my behavior, you can call my father.

00:22:01.000 And the number back then was 6726810.

00:22:02.000 There you go.

00:22:05.000 My son had a bully.

00:22:07.000 She said, you're being rude to Mrs. Mescher in the third person.

00:22:11.000 I said, well, that's something you need to discuss with my father.

00:22:13.000 And I zipped my lips.

00:22:15.000 And he took me out for ice cream.

00:22:17.000 Yeah, you should have.

00:22:18.000 Yeah.

00:22:18.000 You were going to stay in the news.

00:22:19.000 No, my son cracked a kid in the face with a book that was on camera who was four years older than him, way bigger, bullying him.

00:22:26.000 And they had a bunch of cameras and that's just how it is because nobody wants to get sued.

00:22:30.000 Right.

00:22:30.000 And they said to talk to him about that.

00:22:32.000 And I was like, all right.

00:22:34.000 So I'm like, just make sure there's no cameras.

00:22:37.000 And I was dead serious.

00:22:40.000 You mean congratulate him for that?

00:22:42.000 I would have bought him a trophy.

00:22:45.000 Stand up for yourself.

00:22:46.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:22:47.000 That is the problem.

00:22:48.000 I lived in New York and Harlem.

00:22:50.000 There were women getting sexually assaulted on the subway while people stood around and recorded it and nobody did anything.

00:22:56.000 This is a constant issue in that city.

00:22:59.000 It's absolutely a constant issue and it was not a constant issue at the time of what you refer to as patriarchy.

00:23:05.000 when chivalry actually existed. This idea that it was never acceptable to abuse a

00:23:10.000 woman in this society. Did it happen because women were quieter and they

00:23:13.000 stayed at home? I'm sure it did in the 1950s, but this idea that in society it was

00:23:17.000 acceptable, it was absolutely reprehensible. Certainly in the early 1900s. Look up

00:23:23.000 Whipping Post, look up a previous interview with Karen Strachan.

00:23:25.000 You know what? This is a perfect example of when people talk about

00:23:27.000 other economies and other countries in the world.

00:23:31.000 If we can find this, we'll use it for Mug Club.

00:23:33.000 There's a video in Russia where these two gypsies are in the park and a guy is walking by with his wife or girlfriend.

00:23:39.000 He's in like an old jogging suit.

00:23:42.000 And the one gypsy turns around and backhands his wife.

00:23:45.000 And he beats the hell out of both of them.

00:23:48.000 You can tell he's a boxer.

00:23:49.000 He knocks one out, other one gets up, knocks him out, to the point where his wife starts yelling like, Yuri!

00:23:53.000 No!

00:23:54.000 It's always Yuri.

00:23:55.000 Yeah.

00:23:56.000 So anyway, look.

00:23:57.000 That's an awful name for an awful person.

00:23:59.000 Well, yes, of course.

00:24:00.000 But try that in a red state.

00:24:01.000 Really, seriously.

00:24:02.000 Something like this happens.

00:24:03.000 The only way is to avoid this.

00:24:04.000 Look, they want you in big cities?

00:24:06.000 No.

00:24:06.000 They want you on mass transit?

00:24:08.000 No.

00:24:08.000 They don't want you to have the right to defend yourself?

00:24:09.000 No.

00:24:10.000 You know what you do, too, with that guy?

00:24:11.000 What you do is you say, this is what you should be able to do.

00:24:14.000 Hey, sir, hold on.

00:24:15.000 Are you recording?

00:24:15.000 Sure.

00:24:16.000 Are you recording?

00:24:16.000 Good.

00:24:17.000 Everyone's like, hey, sir, I'm sorry.

00:24:18.000 Are you armed?

00:24:19.000 And if the answer is yes, boom.

00:24:22.000 That's it.

00:24:23.000 Are you armed?

00:24:23.000 No?

00:24:24.000 All right.

00:24:24.000 It's just hands.

00:24:26.000 Yeah.

00:24:26.000 But if the guy hits a woman and he's armed, okay.

00:24:30.000 Then you call the cops and you wait.

00:24:31.000 That's where it's entirely appropriate for your right to self-defense.

00:24:35.000 Yeah, she could have shot him.

00:24:37.000 She should have.

00:24:37.000 Yeah.

00:24:38.000 Well, not should have, but could have.

00:24:39.000 Could have.

00:24:40.000 Should have!

00:24:40.000 But you can't even carry a taser there.

00:24:43.000 No, you can't.

00:24:44.000 You can't do anything.

00:24:45.000 No, I mean, you can only carry bear spray.

00:24:46.000 That's only good when Lizzo gets on the C-train every now and then.

00:24:48.000 Well, yeah, that's true.

00:24:48.000 Especially if you want to take baby Yoda out.

00:24:52.000 That's how they built the new Green Line, you know, in the Upper East Side, was they just had her walk through the tunnel.

00:24:56.000 Got a new subway, mother!

00:25:00.000 Gotta work.

00:25:01.000 Banners the Hulk again.

00:25:03.000 That's the whole thing that we see as men.

00:25:04.000 Always angry.

00:25:06.000 We know where the line is because other men tell us when we've crossed it, like, ah, you've crossed the line.

00:25:09.000 I called one of my friends' sister, didn't know it was his sister, the B-word.

00:25:13.000 He's like, ah, crap.

00:25:14.000 And then he had to, like, punch me in the stomach and I didn't know what was going on, right?

00:25:17.000 He let me know I crossed the line.

00:25:18.000 Nobody has ever told that guy, that's the line.

00:25:21.000 So I'm not, I don't want this guy to get his butt kicked just For retribution, I want him to know where the line is so that he doesn't do something even worse.

00:25:28.000 Like, I really do.

00:25:29.000 Like, I don't know.

00:25:30.000 This guy could have been having a really bad day.

00:25:31.000 He did something reprehensible.

00:25:32.000 It doesn't excuse it.

00:25:33.000 He could have been just in a really terrible moment.

00:25:36.000 I don't care.

00:25:37.000 He needs to know where the line is.

00:25:38.000 And nobody has ever showed him that.

00:25:39.000 He should be sentenced to riding the Philly train nonstop until something happens.

00:25:43.000 Yeah.

00:25:44.000 Well, nothing happened today.

00:25:45.000 Okay, get back on.

00:25:46.000 By the way, you can, you know, we don't need a plug.

00:25:48.000 People know I'm on Instagram and TikTok, but it's a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:25:51.000 Eastern.

00:25:52.000 If you do not see it here on YouTube, tune in at Rumble or on Mug Club.

00:25:56.000 Okay, Elon Musk.

00:25:57.000 Did you guys know this?

00:25:57.000 Here's a story.

00:25:58.000 The Musk.

00:25:59.000 Before we get to lockdowns didn't work.

00:26:01.000 And if there's anything, by the way, specifically, if you guys are watching right now that you think we need to hit right off the bat, we'll be doing a whole Rittenhouse livestream.

00:26:08.000 Once they're done with the jury selection, they actually go to trial.

00:26:11.000 According to Elon, his new school in Texas will be called the Texas Institute of Technology and Science.

00:26:19.000 Nice.

00:26:20.000 The acronym of course spells T.I.T.S.

00:26:22.000 and unfortunately Elon's school has become a very unsafe place already for feminists.

00:26:28.000 This Week in Feminism.

00:26:34.000 So you know I was just walking to class and OH MY GOD!

00:26:37.000 A PENIS!

00:26:38.000 SOMEONE WITH A PENIS!

00:26:40.000 GET IT AWAY!

00:26:42.000 🎵 Did Joe Biden poop himself?

00:26:47.000 Is the next story.

00:26:50.000 I'm betting yes.

00:26:51.000 How did- Elon didn't miss that.

00:26:53.000 Tits?

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:54.000 No!

00:26:55.000 There's no way.

00:26:55.000 Of course, he did it on purpose.

00:26:56.000 I feel like he did it as a joke.

00:26:57.000 Yeah.

00:26:58.000 But then it's like a several billion dollar joke.

00:27:01.000 Well, I mean, he can afford to make those kinds of jokes.

00:27:03.000 He went into the camera and was like, yes, I want it to be a school for engineering, and it will be called the Texas Institute of Technology and Science.

00:27:11.000 I got my PhD in tits.

00:27:16.000 Their shirts would sell out, I guarantee you.

00:27:18.000 Of course, and their white hats in the 90s.

00:27:20.000 Yes!

00:27:23.000 It's just such a bad, stupid old joke, though.

00:27:26.000 It's like, come on... But it's perfect!

00:27:30.000 He did it!

00:27:31.000 It's such a college thing, though, that you're trying to get rid of, you know?

00:27:34.000 It's like, ah, it's a good, like, it's like a Duke Lacrosse joke.

00:27:37.000 Right.

00:27:38.000 Even though they were innocent, which I had no idea until I watched a documentary on a plane and I was like, I've been making guilty jokes.

00:27:45.000 We knew that the whole time.

00:27:46.000 I remember Duke Lacrosse, Mattress Girl, UVA.

00:27:50.000 These were all the rape cases.

00:27:52.000 The major ones in public were largely fake.

00:27:56.000 Not to be confused with Bill Clinton and Juanita Broderick.

00:27:58.000 He raped a brother.

00:27:59.000 That was actually true.

00:28:00.000 And most of the race crimes.

00:28:02.000 The poop swastika.

00:28:04.000 The banana nudity.

00:28:05.000 The banana.

00:28:06.000 Jussie Smollett.

00:28:08.000 I don't think Biden did a poop swastika.

00:28:11.000 Uh, well, who knows?

00:28:11.000 I mean, he was touring.

00:28:13.000 He wasn't in office at the time, was he?

00:28:15.000 I don't know.

00:28:15.000 I am not saying his brown star versus a cookie cutter.

00:28:18.000 Yeah, I think one of the popes would have made a swastika.

00:28:21.000 Yeah, that German fella.

00:28:23.000 Yeah, that German one.

00:28:24.000 That rat singer.

00:28:25.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:28:26.000 I have no idea.

00:28:27.000 I don't know what they were thinking.

00:28:28.000 That smoke came out black and red.

00:28:30.000 There's two things that old Germans love.

00:28:33.000 It's poop and swastikas.

00:28:34.000 Yes, it's absolutely true.

00:28:36.000 I've always said that.

00:28:37.000 It's not really a love, it's more of an appreciation.

00:28:39.000 Some paint with watercolors.

00:28:41.000 That's true.

00:28:42.000 And some make a poop lick.

00:28:43.000 Some paint in fecal matter.

00:28:45.000 A poo-casso.

00:28:46.000 Oh, jeez.

00:28:48.000 You're like, tits is a bad joke.

00:28:50.000 Poo-casso!

00:28:51.000 I'm thinking of poop puns.

00:28:53.000 It's a Jason Poop-ic.

00:28:54.000 Well, somebody took out my acronyms.

00:28:59.000 All right.

00:29:00.000 We've joked for a long time that Joe Biden has been soiling himself.

00:29:03.000 And it's funny, and I make no apologies.

00:29:05.000 I mean, you know, because he's older than time.

00:29:08.000 So the suspicions, they rose further.

00:29:11.000 This happened last week, this bizarre moment where he was, it looked very much Here's the thing, if you're 97 and you know that people think you're pooping yourself, there are just certain body positions you don't take.

00:29:24.000 And hold for a long time.

00:29:26.000 Someone should have him watching tape like an NFL team with a laser, only it's a Modium commercial.

00:29:31.000 It's like, see this right here?

00:29:32.000 You don't want to do that!

00:29:34.000 This is a no.

00:29:35.000 So here he was trying really hard not to crap himself.

00:29:39.000 That's a long prayer.

00:29:40.000 I got a clip for you too that shows in the past he was probably trying to give like a call for help.

00:29:45.000 Oh yeah?

00:29:46.000 Yeah.

00:29:46.000 All right, let's see.

00:29:47.000 Oh, there it is.

00:29:47.000 and the Wall Street Journal recently talked to like 67 financial experts who said that

00:29:53.000 they- That's a long prayer.

00:29:55.000 Wow.

00:29:56.000 I got a clip for you too that shows in the past he was probably trying to give like a

00:29:59.000 call for help.

00:30:00.000 Oh yeah?

00:30:01.000 Yeah.

00:30:02.000 All right, let's see.

00:30:03.000 Oh, there it is.

00:30:04.000 We should have seen the signs.

00:30:05.000 Should have known.

00:30:06.000 Oh, there it is.

00:30:07.000 No.

00:30:07.000 That's a long prayer.

00:30:08.000 All I can think is, it looks like Beavis.

00:30:10.000 Yeah.

00:30:11.000 I am Cornelio!

00:30:12.000 No, that's not a Barry Pepper kisses cross and say a couple verses.

00:30:15.000 He's praying to every god he can think of to avoid soiling himself on a national stage.

00:30:20.000 He's like, please Vishnu, use all your hands.

00:30:23.000 Push up against my butt!

00:30:25.000 Because Anderson Cooper will identify that scent right away.

00:30:28.000 He's like a T-Rex with movement, only he poops.

00:30:32.000 You see Cooper, like, head down.

00:30:33.000 He's like, if I look at him, I gotta go, what the hell are you doing?

00:30:36.000 He's like, I'm reading the question, I'm reading the question.

00:30:39.000 He just thinks it smells like lunch.

00:30:41.000 Look, look, guys, guys.

00:30:45.000 That's not what I meant.

00:30:46.000 That's not what I meant.

00:30:47.000 He doesn't like good food.

00:30:49.000 No.

00:30:49.000 Moon pies.

00:30:50.000 Not that he eats them.

00:30:51.000 Same thing with Don Lemon.

00:30:53.000 They're notoriously pedestrian eaters.

00:30:55.000 Good point.

00:30:55.000 Yeah, they are.

00:30:56.000 That's true.

00:30:56.000 They're just their regular Joes.

00:30:58.000 That's what I meant.

00:30:59.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:00.000 Uh, over the weekend though, reporter Amy Tarkanian tweeted, uh, I don't know what that, Tarkanian, is that her name?

00:31:05.000 I don't know.

00:31:06.000 So she reported that, uh, the suspected reason for Biden's Vatican visit going too long, which seems surprising considering, you know, the guy's meeting with the Pope and he's the most, uh, radically pro-abortion president that we've had, really, him and Obama.

00:31:19.000 The word around Rome, she wrote, is that Biden's meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of a bathroom accident at the Vatican, and it had to be addressed prior to him leaving.

00:31:30.000 I know we often joke about this, but this is the actual rumor going around Rome right now.

00:31:37.000 And by the way, the Pope was angriest when the Pope found out that Biden took the Popemobile for a joyride.

00:31:42.000 So that's one of those.

00:31:43.000 Gotta hose that down now.

00:31:45.000 I thought that was poop.

00:31:47.000 See that on here?

00:31:47.000 That shit's alpaca!

00:31:50.000 Tell the altar boys to take their shirts off and clean it up.

00:31:54.000 Yes.

00:31:54.000 Immediately.

00:31:55.000 Real soapy-like.

00:31:56.000 That's probably what he assumed at first, it was the altar boys.

00:31:59.000 Yeah.

00:31:59.000 Put on Uptown Girl and let them dance and clean it.

00:32:02.000 Yes.

00:32:05.000 Anyone have the single for Only the Good Die Young?

00:32:09.000 Any Billy Joel?

00:32:10.000 Yeah.

00:32:10.000 We'll just switch the word from girls to boys.

00:32:13.000 Uptown Boys.

00:32:15.000 The Catholic boys start way too late.

00:32:19.000 Sooner or later we'll go on a date.

00:32:22.000 You know, dating me much more fun.

00:32:26.000 Cause you know the Pope likes him young.

00:32:29.000 Don't tell the police even one.

00:32:31.000 Right.

00:32:33.000 I don't know what the police are in the Vatican, but here's the deal, I think he pooped.

00:32:37.000 Here's what bothers me too, and by the way this is entirely conjecture, we're going to get to the Virginia race, we're going to get to the lockdowns not working, but what bothers me is the quote is, a bathroom accident.

00:32:49.000 Well there's no accident in the bathroom.

00:32:51.000 You're there.

00:32:52.000 It's not an accident.

00:32:56.000 It might be feet away.

00:32:58.000 Did he fall down in the bathroom?

00:32:59.000 Is that what they're saying?

00:33:00.000 Well, yeah, that's true.

00:33:01.000 It's a separate incident.

00:33:03.000 I think they refer to his double-breasted as the bathroom.

00:33:07.000 I think we're splitting hairs here.

00:33:09.000 They were running in with a pair of brown pants.

00:33:11.000 Yes, exactly.

00:33:12.000 Just to make sure.

00:33:13.000 What a headline.

00:33:14.000 What a trash world we live in now.

00:33:16.000 All of a sudden he asks to wear a deacon's shawl.

00:33:19.000 I think I look good in a bishop cloak.

00:33:22.000 Put one of those on me.

00:33:25.000 Tarp-like.

00:33:25.000 Or the friar thing with the rope around the waist.

00:33:27.000 It's brown, right?

00:33:28.000 Where do I get the red shoes?

00:33:29.000 What can brown do for you?

00:33:30.000 I think I need to do penance.

00:33:31.000 Do you have any burlap?

00:33:34.000 Something that Uncle Phil would wear.

00:33:35.000 Like a tshiki.

00:33:37.000 I'm a huge fan of Febreze, too.

00:33:38.000 Just bring it all.

00:33:39.000 Hooper Eve, and I don't care.

00:33:41.000 Yeah, doesn't matter.

00:33:42.000 You got any of that, uh, frankincense?

00:33:46.000 Murr.

00:33:46.000 I need some murr.

00:33:47.000 You must have some murr here, even a salve.

00:33:51.000 I see you have an unusual amount of gold.

00:33:53.000 Oh, it's weird.

00:33:55.000 Oh, it's gold.

00:33:57.000 Frankincense.

00:33:58.000 Slippery gold.

00:33:58.000 Come on.

00:34:00.000 Come on.

00:34:01.000 So, Colin Kaepernick also, here's another one, compared the NFL to slavery in his new Netflix special.

00:34:07.000 We used to have so much to cover because our first day back on YouTube here.

00:34:10.000 He suggested that the NFL combine is... You know what, I can't even describe it to you.

00:34:15.000 I could tell you that he compared it to slavery.

00:34:17.000 It's worse.

00:34:17.000 But it's not that he... He didn't say in some way, you know, it's comparable to slavery in the sense that we're locked down in these contracts.

00:34:26.000 No, it's an episode of... It's roots It's Roots with a naked gun afro.

00:34:32.000 That's what this is.

00:34:33.000 And Frederick Douglass got a great deal from Reebok.

00:34:36.000 Right, yes.

00:34:40.000 Emmett Till was an Adidas man.

00:34:42.000 Alright, here you go.

00:34:43.000 Here's the Netflix clip.

00:34:45.000 Before they put you on the field, teams poke, pride, and examine you.

00:34:52.000 Searching for any defect that might affect your performance.

00:34:56.000 No boundary respected.

00:34:58.000 No dignity left intact.

00:35:00.000 Whatever.

00:35:02.000 Oh, maybe you can cry about your dignity into your $126 million contract, you rube.

00:35:09.000 By the way, those guys look good.

00:35:10.000 That's the kind of body I'm going for.

00:35:11.000 for.

00:35:12.000 Look at that.

00:35:13.000 It's so insulting to actual slaves.

00:35:15.000 Mr. Farmer, I got your bid.

00:35:16.000 30, Jay, 30 to you.

00:35:17.000 100 sold.

00:35:18.000 Next one coming up, best one we got.

00:35:19.000 500, 500.

00:35:20.000 Yeah, that's what's going on.

00:35:29.000 Just think about that for a second.

00:35:32.000 What's your name, boy?

00:35:33.000 What's your signing bonus we're about to offer you?

00:35:36.000 $10 million?

00:35:39.000 $15 million?

00:35:41.000 Damn it, fullback!

00:35:42.000 Just go down to $12!

00:35:43.000 You're starting too high on the deal!

00:35:48.000 13 million, no boy!

00:35:50.000 Be a good... Crazy.

00:35:51.000 Vince Young, sorry, we missed one.

00:35:53.000 Right?

00:35:53.000 And then, they give you all the physical exam... One?

00:35:56.000 Listen, how many bitches have to be beaten in an elevator for you to seed some territory?

00:36:01.000 Actually, no, no, no, no.

00:36:02.000 You want them like that, you just want them to do that on the field.

00:36:05.000 Right.

00:36:05.000 You just don't want them to do it out... You don't want them to do it at the auctions?

00:36:08.000 No, no, no, no.

00:36:08.000 It's just... Oh no, my slave Colin Kaepernick got his ass kicked!

00:36:13.000 By who?

00:36:14.000 Anyone else in the league!

00:36:17.000 I think he got replaced by Blaine Gabbert.

00:36:20.000 And if you know anything about football, which you don't.

00:36:22.000 I don't.

00:36:23.000 You should.

00:36:24.000 You've guessed all those questions correctly.

00:36:25.000 I think you might be lying.

00:36:27.000 Blaine Gabbert is not a good quarterback.

00:36:28.000 Well his name's Blaine Gabbert.

00:36:30.000 Doesn't sound like a good anything.

00:36:32.000 It sounds like he should be freaked out by something David Blaine does.

00:36:35.000 OH DAMN!

00:36:35.000 That's how you get him to run down the field.

00:36:39.000 That's what I would do.

00:36:41.000 If I were playing against a team, because let's be honest.

00:36:44.000 Mostly African-American.

00:36:45.000 I would put David Blaine in my end zone.

00:36:47.000 In sports?

00:36:48.000 And I would just put him behind my line, my running line.

00:36:50.000 He'd be like, ah, shit!

00:36:51.000 And they would run all the way.

00:36:52.000 There'd be touchdown every time.

00:36:53.000 And he would make the end zone disappear, or what?

00:36:55.000 No, no, they terrified of magic.

00:36:57.000 Black people are terrified of magic?

00:36:59.000 Yeah!

00:37:00.000 I'd have him do like a trick, like, alright.

00:37:01.000 That's actually true.

00:37:02.000 This is your card.

00:37:03.000 Ow!

00:37:04.000 I'm open!

00:37:05.000 I'm open!

00:37:06.000 Yeah, they do not like magic tricks.

00:37:08.000 Really?

00:37:09.000 Well, they love them, but they get scared by them.

00:37:10.000 Yeah, they love them.

00:37:11.000 Maybe they know something they don't.

00:37:13.000 It's like whites in haunted houses.

00:37:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:15.000 A black dude walks through a haunted house, he's like, this ain't nothing.

00:37:18.000 He'll punch somewhere in the face.

00:37:20.000 They don't care.

00:37:21.000 What kind of haunted house do you have to have in Detroit to make an impression?

00:37:24.000 Exactly.

00:37:24.000 Well, you basically just take the bombed out houses.

00:37:26.000 Well, yeah.

00:37:27.000 It's where arsonry, if that's a term, is very useful in Detroit.

00:37:31.000 Yes.

00:37:31.000 What, do you just make it, like, really nice?

00:37:33.000 Yeah, but how do you go lower?

00:37:34.000 You just clear out the antifreeze bucket of nails, and you're like, alright, haunted house.

00:37:38.000 Yeah, if you want to ruin a neighborhood, you just put up a nice house.

00:37:42.000 And they're like, what?

00:37:42.000 We're just trying to sell dope.

00:37:44.000 What's the name of the guy who replaced Colin Kaepernick?

00:37:45.000 I think it's Blaine Gabbert.

00:37:46.000 Blaine Gabbert.

00:37:47.000 Alright, come on up here, boy!

00:37:48.000 Blaine Gabbert!

00:37:49.000 He's white.

00:37:49.000 Who here wants to bi- Oh, really?

00:37:53.000 Oops.

00:37:54.000 Is he white?

00:37:54.000 I don't know.

00:37:55.000 Well, there goes the slave theory!

00:37:56.000 Uh-oh.

00:37:57.000 No, I'm just saying he was replaced.

00:37:58.000 I figured he's white.

00:37:59.000 His name's Blaine.

00:38:00.000 Yeah.

00:38:00.000 Yeah, it's not a black name.

00:38:02.000 Now, who here wants to bid on Mr. Tebow?

00:38:05.000 They call him Mr. Tebow.

00:38:09.000 All right, yeah, we're gonna sell him to the highest bidder with pieces on the back end, and of course a signing bonus of a few million dollars.

00:38:16.000 But he's kneeling.

00:38:17.000 That's prayer.

00:38:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:20.000 He didn't start kneeling until he started sucking, all right?

00:38:26.000 His career was over.

00:38:27.000 Hey, by the way, I don't know if you know this, Colin Kaepernick with the OJ naked gun fro, and not all fros, just his fro is silly, His current Nike deal is worth millions of dollars.

00:38:37.000 Keep in mind, Nike lobbied against a bill that was targeting forced labor in Xinjiang.

00:38:43.000 So he supports actual slavery.

00:38:46.000 Wait a minute.

00:38:47.000 Nike shoes aren't all made in America by gentleman hands?

00:38:51.000 They're not all made by Blaine... what's his name?

00:38:51.000 You wouldn't think.

00:38:53.000 Garrett?

00:38:54.000 Gabbert.

00:38:56.000 Oh, that's right.

00:38:56.000 They're made by kids.

00:38:57.000 Yes, they're made by kids.

00:38:59.000 Preferably Muslim Uyghur kids.

00:39:01.000 Yes.

00:39:03.000 I'm just glad that... So Uyghurs can buy them here.

00:39:05.000 Right.

00:39:08.000 It's a FUBU genre.

00:39:08.000 It really is.

00:39:09.000 What?

00:39:09.000 What happened?

00:39:11.000 M&M?

00:39:12.000 By the way, also a quarter of the NFL is white.

00:39:14.000 ICP?

00:39:14.000 Is it really?

00:39:15.000 But you know what?

00:39:16.000 African slave traders, they sold some white people too.

00:39:19.000 And there's even a cornerback, I think.

00:39:20.000 What's a cornerback?

00:39:21.000 An actual white cornerback.

00:39:22.000 Do we have a white cornerback?

00:39:23.000 Is that an actual position?

00:39:24.000 I've never heard that in my life.

00:39:25.000 Is there still a white cornerback in the NFL?

00:39:28.000 It's true.

00:39:28.000 Who?

00:39:29.000 I don't know.

00:39:30.000 Gotta be somebody.

00:39:31.000 No, come on.

00:39:32.000 Try somebody or other.

00:39:34.000 He'll be out by the end of the year.

00:39:35.000 There's no way.

00:39:36.000 In two years, they're going to be extinct.

00:39:37.000 Yeah, well, I'm just saying that looks like an episode of Roots.

00:39:41.000 I may know not a lot about your American football.

00:39:43.000 Looks like roots to me.

00:39:44.000 12 years a slave.

00:39:45.000 Maybe a little moonlight in there.

00:39:47.000 Stephen, the NFL field is the new plantation.

00:39:49.000 Hashtag NFL so white.

00:39:51.000 Let's start it.

00:39:52.000 It's a problem.

00:39:53.000 Get rid of it.

00:39:54.000 I prefer the help.

00:39:55.000 I like white savior complex movies.

00:39:59.000 Actually, you know what's funny?

00:40:00.000 That movie came on and my wife had read the book.

00:40:02.000 Yeah.

00:40:02.000 And we went and we saw it in a theater in Michigan, in a liberal town.

00:40:06.000 And what's his name?

00:40:07.000 The Professor Snipe, Mr. Potter.

00:40:10.000 Alan Rickman.

00:40:11.000 He played Ronald Reagan in it.

00:40:13.000 And my wife had read the book, and the truth is, like, Lyndon Johnson was just awful.

00:40:16.000 And Ronald Reagan treated the help really, really well.

00:40:19.000 And she knew that going in, and so right away when Ronald Reagan appears, this lady in the theater goes, Boo!

00:40:24.000 And my wife goes, I didn't know we had racists in the theater?

00:40:28.000 And she's like, what?

00:40:29.000 And my wife goes, you'll see.

00:40:32.000 And then he's the only president who treats them like a human being.

00:40:37.000 So that was an awkward walk out of the parking lot.

00:40:38.000 I love that you've rubbed off on your wife so much that she feels compelled to say something in a theater.

00:40:43.000 But she said it, she announced it, she's like, I didn't know we had racists in the theater?

00:40:47.000 What?

00:40:47.000 You'll see.

00:40:48.000 And I was like, I guess it pays to read the book.

00:40:51.000 All this time I've been like, why would I read the book?

00:40:52.000 The film's gonna tell me everything I want to know!

00:40:54.000 It's just so I can chastise and insult other people in the theatre.

00:40:58.000 For being racist.

00:40:59.000 It would step up my movie heckling game.

00:41:00.000 Yes it would.

00:41:01.000 So, now listen, to close this, we're not fans of Kaepernick here, but I think there's one thing that we can all agree on.

00:41:07.000 Yeah.

00:41:08.000 And that's that water, in the realm of sports, is the best hydration method there is.

00:41:13.000 Which is why here at Lighter with Crowder we're very proud to announce, we have very few sponsors per show, but our current sponsorship agreement with water.

00:41:21.000 Did you know Earth is made of 71% water?

00:41:24.000 Doctors recommend we drink at least 1.2 liters of water a day, just to be on the safe side.

00:41:29.000 That's a lot of water!

00:41:31.000 Water is key to our survival.

00:41:33.000 But we don't just drink it.

00:41:34.000 We have fun playing in it too.

00:41:37.000 We wash ourselves in it, and sometimes we even get stuck in a storm of it.

00:41:41.000 An adult's brain is 65% water, and the other 35% is gin.

00:41:46.000 But maybe that's just me.

00:41:48.000 My wife left me, and she has full custody of the children.

00:41:52.000 That there, that's Jeff.

00:41:55.000 My kids call him dad now.

00:41:57.000 He's a lawyer.

00:41:59.000 In fact, he's her lawyer.

00:42:01.000 I remember when my wife used to brag about being married to a big-time commercial voiceover guy.

00:42:06.000 That was a long time ago when she used to wear her ring.

00:42:11.000 We used to actually have a house on the water, but now it belongs to the bank.

00:42:15.000 Luckily it was only in my name, so only my credit got ruined.

00:42:19.000 Thank goodness I'm still able to afford this studio apartment.

00:42:22.000 It has this pot I'm currently filling with water.

00:42:25.000 This pot is the only thing my wife left behind.

00:42:27.000 Besides pain.

00:42:29.000 I'm gonna use it to make some macaroni and cheese.

00:42:31.000 Go to lotto.com.com slash water to get yours free at your house today.

00:42:52.000 Unless you're in Flint, deal not applicable.

00:42:54.000 Yes, no.

00:42:55.000 Well, for legal liability purposes, don't do it.

00:42:57.000 That just fell out of the news, but still very much a problem.

00:43:00.000 Yeah, it is.

00:43:01.000 Well, you know what?

00:43:02.000 Good old Michigan Democrats doing a bang up job.

00:43:05.000 H2O.

00:43:06.000 Hey, by the way, that's actually where they would have been right.

00:43:09.000 Where they would have been saying in Flint, water sucks, Gatorade's better.

00:43:13.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:43:15.000 We're going to get to this pornography, by the way, showing your children in Virginia in a little bit because it ties into the Virginia race.

00:43:26.000 But first, look, this is something we talked about this early on in the pandemic, and I want you to comment below if what your view is on lockdowns, if you thought they were going to work beforehand.

00:43:39.000 We believe the two weeks initially made sense, but we didn't lock down.

00:43:44.000 Right.

00:43:44.000 We believe that it made sense for, you know, businesses to be able to do that and to get some kind of support for two weeks because we believe they were trying to flatten the curve, but we didn't shut down, just to be clear.

00:43:53.000 That being said, I don't know if that makes any sense at all now, looking back even the two weeks, and I think we have enough data to definitively say lockdowns absolutely did not work whatsoever.

00:44:06.000 This is definitive.

00:44:07.000 But let's go back to when they were telling us that the lockdowns would work and why they would work.

00:44:12.000 Put out an executive order today.

00:44:15.000 New York State on pause.

00:44:17.000 Policies that assure uniform safety for everyone.

00:44:22.000 This moment that we direct a statewide order for people to stay at home.

00:44:28.000 We are confident that the people of the state of California will abide by it.

00:44:32.000 They'll do the right thing, they'll meet this moment, they'll step up over the course of the last number of weeks to protect themselves, to protect their families.

00:44:43.000 We're asking for three weeks.

00:44:44.000 Oh, it's Mimi from Drew Carey.

00:44:46.000 It's a sacrifice everyone is struggling with.

00:44:50.000 By the way, you can't see, but her signer is a big black guy from Chippendales.

00:44:53.000 Oh, wow.

00:44:53.000 by observing this order. I also want to thank those of you who are staying at home, thereby

00:44:59.000 helping to protect the vulnerable and sparing many families the pain already felt by those

00:45:06.000 who have lost loved ones. And the only pearl necklace I've ever worn. By the way, you can't

00:45:10.000 see but her signer is a big black guy from Chippendales. Oh, wow. Hmm. It's how I prefer

00:45:16.000 it this way.

00:45:17.000 He doesn't even use his hands.

00:45:19.000 Of course we don't let him taint the royal gene pool, that would be silly.

00:45:24.000 I wave like this.

00:45:26.000 Not all you commoners have a hundred thousand square foot home to stay in like I do at Buckingham Palace.

00:45:30.000 And you can't all say that your father is in fact your uncle.

00:45:34.000 Oh yes.

00:45:35.000 My nephew's dating a what?

00:45:38.000 Oh no!

00:45:40.000 What's the proper pejorative I'm supposed to use these days?

00:45:44.000 I have no idea.

00:45:45.000 Pussy.

00:45:45.000 We're supposed to all be cousins.

00:45:47.000 Could we have some paparazzi follow her 24-7?

00:45:50.000 Particularly while she's driving.

00:45:52.000 In an express way.

00:45:53.000 Maybe in a tunnel.

00:45:55.000 Love?

00:45:56.000 Oh, very fast.

00:45:58.000 So here's some seatbelts in the limousine.

00:46:01.000 No seatbelts!

00:46:02.000 Not in a row!

00:46:03.000 We mustn't argue with tradition.

00:46:07.000 Those wheels need to have no tread.

00:46:10.000 Also, you'll find your booster seat there.

00:46:14.000 I'm an adult.

00:46:15.000 We mustn't.

00:46:16.000 It's tradition.

00:46:18.000 Very pomp and circumstance, you know.

00:46:20.000 So this is going back to the lockdowns, to be clear.

00:46:23.000 They all told us this is what we need to do, the lockdowns, and then they tried to extend the lockdowns.

00:46:27.000 Of course you look at Whitmer, of course you look at Cuomo.

00:46:29.000 In other words, this wasn't two weeks.

00:46:30.000 But I just wanted to take you back in time through your DeLorean here.

00:46:34.000 Let me give you some info.

00:46:35.000 All references are available at lateralcredit.com.

00:46:37.000 Christian Bjornsiv holds a PhD in economics at the Center of Economics.

00:46:44.000 Also the chef from the Muppets.

00:46:47.000 I couldn't read the study.

00:46:47.000 study I had to put up through Google Translate. It's also really weird when he's doing his

00:46:59.000 medical read when he's doing his you know he comes out he's like I have a PhD

00:47:02.000 and I still have a butcher's knife.

00:47:03.000 I have a Ph.D.

00:47:04.000 in economics!

00:47:06.000 So, Ph.D.

00:47:09.000 in economics, Center of Economic Studies, and they looked at many countries, I think it was like 20-something countries.

00:47:14.000 The evidence presented here suggests that lockdowns have not significantly affected the development of mortality in Europe, They have nevertheless wreaked economic havoc in most societies and may lead to a substantial number of additional deaths for other reasons.

00:47:25.000 The European Journal of Clinical Investigation found, while small benefits cannot be excluded, we do not find

00:47:30.000 significant benefits on case growth of more restrictive non-pharmaceutical interventions.

00:47:35.000 Similar reductions in case growth may be achievable with less restrictive interventions.

00:47:38.000 A University of Chicago study showed the virus spread more in homes than actual workplaces.

00:47:43.000 Per capita transmission rates on-site fell dramatically, usually to levels below household transmission.

00:47:50.000 Now, this is something that we know.

00:47:51.000 This is something that is definitive.

00:47:53.000 Again, the left wants to say, hey, follow the science.

00:47:56.000 But then they cite, for example, Fauci one study saying that you're 57 times more likely to die from COVID if you are unvaccinated, which comes from one small scale.

00:48:04.000 We did that on Rumble, one small scale study in one county.

00:48:08.000 So here's what is most troublesome, is the fact checkers.

00:48:12.000 Because if you run a search right now, were lockdowns unsuccessful?

00:48:16.000 Did lockdowns work?

00:48:18.000 You're going to find the fact checkers, who by the way, we don't know, because it's not transparent.

00:48:22.000 It's all very opaque.

00:48:24.000 Our authoritative sources to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, right?

00:48:27.000 This study, when you're talking about University of Chicago, when you're talking about someone with a PhD who's done an international meta-analysis, may be fact-checked with misinformation, but then you may have Snopes and you may have Reuters and PolitiFact, and they're not being fact-checked.

00:48:41.000 Let me show you the level of quality.

00:48:44.000 This is why I wanted to do this, so you can see the argument that lockdowns have not worked, And I want to show you the authoritative left sources arguing that lockdowns have worked.

00:48:55.000 I want you to see their fact check so that you have both sides of this issue.

00:49:01.000 And I would only present this to you if I believed that one was substantially stronger because I don't like doing straw men.

00:49:06.000 So this is actually fact checking fact checkers, right?

00:49:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:10.000 I don't know if we do.

00:49:11.000 We used to have that as a set.

00:49:12.000 Oh, well, there we go.

00:49:14.000 So health feedback is one of the authoritative sources for some reason.

00:49:19.000 The science editor Sophie Faisal wrote, lockdowns lead to a significant reduction, saying the claim is not really true, a significant reduction in physical interactions between people, which reduce the transmission of COVID-19 and save lives.

00:49:32.000 Well, that's pretty broad.

00:49:33.000 Although lockdowns have also contributed to economic recession and high unemployment rates, they can pay off in the long run.

00:49:38.000 And that's because it's saying of how many people who would die had they not been implemented.

00:49:41.000 Keep in mind, when this person And we'll get to Reuters and I think PolitiFact in a second.

00:49:47.000 When this person wrote this, these other published studies had already been available, but she goes, this authoritative source, she's rebutting studies using data from WalletHub.

00:50:00.000 This is what they do.

00:50:01.000 They go, well, actually, that sounds made up.

00:50:03.000 It's misleading.

00:50:03.000 If you look at it, it's misleading.

00:50:06.000 These studies, you know, you're citing WalletHub.

00:50:10.000 As opposed to Swedish Chef over there from Denver.

00:50:12.000 I don't know about that website.

00:50:13.000 That sounds like porn.

00:50:15.000 Fact check!

00:50:16.000 This is my question.

00:50:18.000 Why, when they said these claims are misleading, didn't they fact check the legitimate sources?

00:50:22.000 The published research?

00:50:23.000 This is the issue, right?

00:50:25.000 Look, I'm not saying that there's no objective truth.

00:50:28.000 What I am saying, though, at this point, and this is why it is more important than ever for you to be informed and for you to look at both sides of the issue here, I'm not saying there is no objective truth.

00:50:36.000 I'm not a postmodernist.

00:50:37.000 What I am saying is, It is very easy for anyone to claim that anything is the truth right now.

00:50:45.000 So this idea that we're following the science?

00:50:48.000 No, they're not.

00:50:48.000 These fact-checkers are not.

00:50:50.000 If they wanted to follow the science, they would say... Robust debate.

00:50:54.000 People use that term a lot.

00:50:55.000 We need robust debate.

00:50:56.000 What does that mean?

00:50:57.000 The strongest arguments presented from both sides.

00:50:59.000 But the authoritative sources are more interested in strawmanning you, going, well, people, it's a misleading study from WalletHub.

00:51:07.000 That's not the argument.

00:51:08.000 That's not the robust presented argument from the right.

00:51:12.000 Yeah, and just look, this is not the first time we've had to deal with this either.

00:51:16.000 This is not like they were like, oh, we've never tried lockdowns before.

00:51:19.000 We've never tried to figure this out with a global pandemic.

00:51:21.000 Yes, we did.

00:51:21.000 1918.

00:51:21.000 Right.

00:51:23.000 We tried the very same thing.

00:51:24.000 And I've quoted this before, and it was in a book that I was reading that was really compelling.

00:51:28.000 The United States Army during a time of war tried locking troops down.

00:51:32.000 People that have to run and could basically be shot eventually if they didn't listen to orders, right?

00:51:38.000 Those people.

00:51:39.000 They tried locking them down and they didn't find any statistical significance between... Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about the NFL Combining.

00:51:45.000 No, no, we're going back there, yeah.

00:51:46.000 GO WRONG, BOY!

00:51:49.000 No, the United States Army.

00:51:50.000 We've known this for over a hundred years, and basically the conclusion from those studies that they did was that a general public lockdown would not be effective.

00:51:58.000 Well, and I know that, but what I'm saying is now we have data that is definitive, just to be clear.

00:52:01.000 No, I'm saying that they knew it was already there.

00:52:02.000 Well, they knew it was, but my point now is they're lying and they're fact-checking.

00:52:05.000 Again?

00:52:05.000 Yeah.

00:52:06.000 This is the issue here is they go, oh, WalletHub.

00:52:08.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:52:09.000 Let's look at the timeline here.

00:52:10.000 Well, I think if you look at any shut-in who never goes out, we can admit they're always very healthy and balanced.

00:52:17.000 Yes.

00:52:18.000 There's no mental strain being locked in your home would be a problem.

00:52:21.000 Like that AP reporter who was on the plane when the Southwest pilot said, let's go Brandon.

00:52:25.000 She's like, let me in the cockpit.

00:52:27.000 Let me, let me in the cockpit.

00:52:28.000 Did you hear that story?

00:52:29.000 She's like, let me into that cockpit.

00:52:30.000 Like, yes, yes, yes.

00:52:32.000 I as well enjoy committing federal felonies on airlines when someone, someone ends their speech with a light quip.

00:52:39.000 Yeah.

00:52:41.000 Yes.

00:52:41.000 Yeah.

00:52:42.000 What airline was it?

00:52:42.000 Southwest.

00:52:43.000 Oh, of course.

00:52:44.000 But aren't the stewardesses supposed to be hilarious?

00:52:47.000 That's kind of part of it, right?

00:52:48.000 Yeah, right, isn't it?

00:52:49.000 Every now and then one of them gets a little too lippy.

00:52:51.000 You gotta put her back in her place.

00:52:52.000 Yeah, it gets a little bit too roasty.

00:52:54.000 You're like, listen, bitch, I want a Coke.

00:52:56.000 A fat lip is a sign of a bad previous set slash flight.

00:53:00.000 I always just punch him on a train.

00:53:02.000 Yeah, well, you know, no one does anything.

00:53:05.000 Choo-choo.

00:53:05.000 We are living in the golden era.

00:53:07.000 People always look back to the good old days.

00:53:10.000 You're in the good old days.

00:53:11.000 So, Sophie Fessel from Health Feedback.

00:53:13.000 This was May 10th.

00:53:15.000 Okay.

00:53:15.000 The Casey Mulligan from University of Chicago, that was already in April.

00:53:18.000 The Christian Bonjorski Center for Economic Studies, that was March 29th.

00:53:22.000 January 5th was Aaron Benedivid from the European Journal of Clinical Investigation.

00:53:27.000 So the point is, these were available at the point that this rebuttal was made.

00:53:31.000 And again, keep in mind, the entire purpose of the lockdown was to stop hospitals from being overwhelmed, and that never happened.

00:53:38.000 The hospitals did not become overwhelmed.

00:53:40.000 No.

00:53:41.000 They had 77 total patients at Mercy in Los Angeles, 182 total patients in the Comfort in New York.

00:53:47.000 There was $155 million spent on tents at Stony Brook University.

00:53:50.000 Zero patients.

00:53:51.000 So a lot of people use this, you know, they tried to say, oh, we need to flatten the curve, and they pointed to hospitals being at capacity.

00:53:56.000 They always operate at capacity.

00:53:58.000 I'm starting to have zero patients for this pandemic.

00:54:01.000 Right.

00:54:02.000 I know.

00:54:02.000 Well, look, Fauci will be happy to hear it.

00:54:04.000 It's over.

00:54:05.000 That's pretty good.

00:54:05.000 Thank you.

00:54:06.000 It's over.

00:54:07.000 Yeah, it's over now.

00:54:08.000 Why?

00:54:08.000 Because they found out he's a monster?

00:54:10.000 Yeah, that's exactly it.

00:54:11.000 Can we say that on here?

00:54:12.000 Yes, I think we can say it.

00:54:13.000 Because the Beagle thing is out.

00:54:15.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:54:16.000 Everybody should know.

00:54:16.000 It should be out.

00:54:17.000 I mean, I mentioned it on YouTube a long time ago.

00:54:18.000 Allegedly, he has Beagle's faces eaten by sand flies.

00:54:22.000 Are we done?

00:54:22.000 Yeah, I think.

00:54:24.000 Can we go back to normal life?

00:54:25.000 Can we get past the Fauci chapter here?

00:54:27.000 Yeah, let's stop the, well, it's science.

00:54:29.000 It's a Beagle's face.

00:54:31.000 Yeah.

00:54:32.000 So let's just call it quits.

00:54:33.000 I thought that we would have had that after the AIDS fiasco with Fauci, but it's just... The never-ending stormy.

00:54:42.000 I will never leave you away.

00:54:45.000 Is there an AIDS vaccine?

00:54:46.000 No.

00:54:47.000 Oh.

00:54:48.000 Still.

00:54:49.000 Ah, well.

00:54:49.000 Therapeutics.

00:54:50.000 But a condom?

00:54:53.000 And some good advice.

00:54:54.000 So here's some other things.

00:54:54.000 Reuters got in on the action.

00:54:56.000 PolitiFact, while they're talking, they all say that no, it's not really true.

00:54:59.000 Lockdowns did help.

00:55:01.000 Okay, let me read you from Reuters and PolitiFact here.

00:55:03.000 Another study concluded the effectiveness of these orders depends critically on the cooperation of the public.

00:55:07.000 They even admit this.

00:55:08.000 For example, although California's first-in-the-nation shelter-in-place order carries threats of fines and incarcerations, its effectiveness fundamentally relies On social pressure.

00:55:18.000 So there you go.

00:55:19.000 That's about creating this society where you have a bunch of Karens running around telling people to wear a mask.

00:55:23.000 But here's the thing.

00:55:24.000 Lockdowns, even by the admission... So in other words, we have all these peer-reviewed journals, all of these published research papers that are available.

00:55:32.000 All research is available.

00:55:33.000 All references at louderwithcrowder.com.

00:55:35.000 I'll have a link in the description.

00:55:36.000 It's available.

00:55:37.000 They say, well, the claims are mostly false.

00:55:39.000 And what do they bring up?

00:55:39.000 Some random tweet.

00:55:40.000 And it's not even a blue checkmark.

00:55:43.000 They don't refute the authoritative sources, as they would call them, and they even admit in their own fact check.

00:55:51.000 So people just see misleading and they go, all right, okay, I'm going to move on.

00:55:53.000 Four Pinocchios.

00:55:55.000 Lee Riley, professor of infectious diseases and vaccinology at UC Berkeley, that's always a good phrase, said the confusion over whether shutdowns work is understandable considering states with some of the toughest mandates are also experiencing the biggest spikes!

00:56:09.000 Oh, what?

00:56:10.000 But correlation does not equal causation, so I'm sure Riley, who supports the lockdowns at UC Berkeley, despite not actually doing any kind of in-depth research or analysis, has a strong opinion.

00:56:21.000 He says, the problem is when these restrictions are erased, or eased, sorry, or lifted, that's when they see the resurgence, Riley explained.

00:56:29.000 This is what people are looking at and saying the restrictions don't work.

00:56:33.000 Self check. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Like no no no no. Hold on a second. They're saying lockdowns don't work.

00:56:42.000 First off, I'm not even going to address the data because I am the science.

00:56:48.000 Second, they just think that they don't work because once the lockdowns stop, they don't work.

00:56:54.000 So this is insane.

00:56:55.000 I rest my case, your honor.

00:56:57.000 You were.

00:56:58.000 Brilliant.

00:57:00.000 That's PhD level.

00:57:03.000 This is what people are looking at and saying the restrictions don't work.

00:57:07.000 Yup!

00:57:08.000 Yes, we looked at it and it says they don't.

00:57:11.000 That's why they do.

00:57:12.000 Thank you.

00:57:13.000 You said it!

00:57:14.000 The problem is when these restrictions are eased or lifted, that's when we see the resurgence.

00:57:18.000 So the problem is once we stop the lockdowns and then, you know, we get more than ever, that's what these fake news people are trying to use to say that the lockdowns don't work.

00:57:28.000 That's where they get confused.

00:57:29.000 No, I'm not confused.

00:57:31.000 You're a piece of shit.

00:57:34.000 By the way, we can just look at some of the Scandinavian Nordic countries that didn't do severe lockdowns and their curves look pretty similar to the rest of Europe.

00:57:45.000 Florida went from worst at one point to best and Florida also had one of the highest vaccination rates.

00:57:49.000 Look, I used to say this, we definitively cannot say that lockdowns make things worse.

00:57:54.000 But we can absolutely say that they have had a horrible impact on the economy.

00:58:00.000 They've had a horrible impact on auxiliary deaths, from people being depressed, from substance abuse, from people being isolated, and we certainly can't say That they are more effective than places that didn't lock down.

00:58:13.000 We now can say definitively that they did not work at all in their intended purpose and they have had many catastrophic effects.

00:58:20.000 Let me list off a few for you so you have the actual numbers.

00:58:23.000 More money for Jeff Bezos.

00:58:24.000 Yes.

00:58:26.000 And Fauci!

00:58:28.000 Yeah, buy my doll!

00:58:30.000 Look at my field of white flags!

00:58:33.000 Because that's not just put there so you see it and get used to it and worship it.

00:58:37.000 It's for profit.

00:58:39.000 So one of the greatest wealth transfers in history is a result of these lockdowns.

00:58:43.000 Oh, shocking.

00:58:43.000 The top 5 billionaires, 5 billionaires saw their wealth grow by a total of $101.7 billion.

00:58:50.000 That's odd that I just guessed that.

00:58:53.000 70% billionaires overall in this country saw their wealth increase.

00:58:56.000 Good for them.

00:58:56.000 I don't know why a company that brings stuff right to your door would have increased during a lockdown.

00:59:01.000 No idea.

00:59:02.000 Makes no sense.

00:59:03.000 Especially when they move to drones.

00:59:04.000 No idea.

00:59:05.000 Yeah, why use people?

00:59:07.000 Increased suicide, depression, depressive symptoms were three times higher during lockdown.

00:59:11.000 There was a 31% increase in emergency room mental health visits for children who are aged 12 to 17.

00:59:16.000 Wow.

00:59:16.000 to 17. There's a 300% increase in self-harm doctors visits age 13 to 18.

00:59:24.000 I don't understand why one would go 12 to 17, the other's 13 to 18.

00:59:28.000 I feel like there are two people arguing about age brackets.

00:59:30.000 Like, I think what really matters here when looking at adolescence is, uh, 12 to 13.

00:59:34.000 Bullshit!

00:59:35.000 No, no, no!

00:59:35.000 It's all about the 13 to 18 year olds now.

00:59:38.000 You're living in the Stone Age with your 12 to 17 demographic studies.

00:59:42.000 Oh, screw you, Carl!

00:59:43.000 You and your 13 to 18!

00:59:45.000 Hey, Carl, I had a full bush when I was 12.

00:59:50.000 Yes!

00:59:51.000 And a mustache!

00:59:54.000 But you're Chaldean!

00:59:56.000 It doesn't matter!

00:59:58.000 You're Armenian and you still couldn't grow one!

01:00:02.000 Maybe you can go cry into your 13-18 papers, the toxicity of your studies, of your studies!

01:00:09.000 Right?

01:00:10.000 You know what I'm talking about, System of a Down?

01:00:12.000 Fuck off, you and your 13-18.

01:00:14.000 Your sister had a full one.

01:00:17.000 This meeting's over.

01:00:18.000 Yeah, a full one of This guy.

01:00:23.000 12 to 17!

01:00:23.000 My point is it's weird.

01:00:25.000 She was 18, that's my point.

01:00:26.000 That's my point.

01:00:28.000 I swear.

01:00:29.000 I don't know, I just find it odd, again, because we do these deep dives into numbers.

01:00:33.000 Why did they go 12 to 17 and these people go 13 to 18?

01:00:38.000 It's just stupid.

01:00:39.000 Why not just standardize it?

01:00:40.000 I don't know, because it's science?

01:00:43.000 I mean, honestly, the 13 to 18 makes more sense, because teenager to adult, the 12 to 17 seems odd.

01:00:50.000 I don't know why.

01:00:51.000 It's like pre-pubescent or like pubescent-ish to almost?

01:00:55.000 Depends on, you know, depends on whether you're Middle Eastern or not.

01:00:58.000 Yeah, it really does break down to back hair.

01:01:00.000 It really does.

01:01:00.000 When you look at a gal and you're like, you're gonna have to wax that or boys aren't gonna...

01:01:06.000 Somewhere in the prenup is Nair.

01:01:08.000 So, increased global poverty, by the way.

01:01:12.000 U.S.

01:01:12.000 monthly poverty increased by almost 2%.

01:01:15.000 U.K.

01:01:16.000 700,000 people were driven into poverty.

01:01:18.000 India, 75 million people driven into poverty.

01:01:21.000 What?

01:01:22.000 And in India, that's really poor.

01:01:23.000 Well, yeah, that's going from poverty to really, really poor.

01:01:26.000 That's very, very different.

01:01:27.000 I mean, they go from pooping in the streets to pooping in less nice streets.

01:01:32.000 Yes, dirtier poop-covered streets.

01:01:35.000 I used to do this on a brick road!

01:01:38.000 Now it's just red dirt!

01:01:43.000 This squatty potty does nothing!

01:01:47.000 Oh, I can't feel my legs!

01:01:49.000 I wish we had a bunch of things to eat.

01:01:51.000 There's a cow right there.

01:01:52.000 Don't be crazy!

01:01:56.000 Look at Dave being crazy!

01:01:58.000 He's saying eat cow!

01:02:00.000 Watch me twist my penis around this rod like a pretzel!

01:02:03.000 I'm the Penis Yogi!

01:02:07.000 By the way, if you don't know that, that's an actual thing.

01:02:08.000 That's impressive.

01:02:09.000 That's an actual thing.

01:02:11.000 Where they roll their balls around a boat staff like a lampshade.

01:02:14.000 That is not impressive.

01:02:16.000 I don't know if it's impressive.

01:02:18.000 No, it's not.

01:02:18.000 You can't do it, can you?

01:02:19.000 Millionaire.

01:02:20.000 I don't care.

01:02:21.000 I didn't used to have to do this, but after COVID we all had to find a way to put Chutney on the table!

01:02:30.000 What's the point?

01:02:30.000 Look at that!

01:02:31.000 Look!

01:02:32.000 He's like a lampshade with my testicles!

01:02:34.000 Okay!

01:02:35.000 Look at it!

01:02:36.000 Why do they do that?

01:02:38.000 That's my point.

01:02:38.000 I don't know.

01:02:39.000 I don't care.

01:02:39.000 To impress?

01:02:40.000 I don't know.

01:02:41.000 I have no idea.

01:02:41.000 Is it a magic trick?

01:02:42.000 But there's some dumb broad who's on her eat, pray, love journey who decides to go through this.

01:02:47.000 Oh my god, I really found myself.

01:02:49.000 You know what you can find?

01:02:50.000 My glans penis tied around this bow and arrow!

01:02:53.000 Look, I shoot and my glans penis arrow comes back to me!

01:02:58.000 Oh, the culture here.

01:02:59.000 I ate the native food.

01:03:02.000 I was brutally raped on a train and a bus.

01:03:05.000 I love part of my journey.

01:03:07.000 I went to India and it's super spiritual.

01:03:09.000 These people, and by the way, I say this because I feel incredibly empathetic to the people of India.

01:03:14.000 My brother went to India on a mission trip.

01:03:16.000 I think you've been to India.

01:03:17.000 No, no, no.

01:03:18.000 Cambodia.

01:03:18.000 That's way off.

01:03:19.000 Shut up, Gerald.

01:03:20.000 Oh, it's unbelievable.

01:03:20.000 through India. That must have been one of my brother's friends but he went through India and

01:03:24.000 he was like look at the amazing... Shut up Gerald. When people talk about the chasm of the middle

01:03:28.000 class. Oh it's it's it's unbelievable. The poverty is unreal but people here love to say oh it's so

01:03:33.000 spiritual. Yes. Someone like oh my gosh I'm on my spiritual journey. Yes I hope that spiritual

01:03:38.000 journey is going very well for you.

01:03:39.000 Um, okay.

01:03:41.000 Here's something that in our holy texts is very important custom.

01:03:47.000 And that is, you will notice I brought a very large suitcase.

01:03:52.000 You're going to check your bag.

01:03:53.000 I am going to yogi myself into this bag.

01:03:59.000 And you can eat, pray, love me all the way through custom.

01:04:04.000 I love it.

01:04:05.000 By the way, with all the new people in poverty, capitalism has its work cut out for it, because that's the only thing that's going to lift them back out of poverty.

01:04:11.000 Yeah.

01:04:11.000 Right?

01:04:12.000 Government's trying to take control of everything and screwing it up.

01:04:15.000 In India?

01:04:16.000 Have I heard that story before?

01:04:16.000 I don't think so.

01:04:17.000 All right, we've got to move on.

01:04:19.000 So anyways, forced lockdowns not only didn't work, this is the issue too.

01:04:23.000 There's a reason, a lot of people think there's this disconnect, like, you know, Arnold Schwarzenegger, you screw your freedoms.

01:04:28.000 Your freedoms come with responsibilities, like fucking the maid.

01:04:33.000 Yeah.

01:04:34.000 Yeah, your marriage comes with responsibilities, dummy.

01:04:38.000 You also didn't have to have sex with the ugliest thing that's ever walked the face of the earth.

01:04:41.000 Well, yeah, and then you have your Frankenstein kid and you're like, he doesn't look anything.

01:04:45.000 He doesn't look anything.

01:04:47.000 Yeah, they show up like, look, come on, look at him at 16 now.

01:04:49.000 Can't you see?

01:04:50.000 What?

01:04:51.000 What are you looking at?

01:04:53.000 You mean Brown Terminator over there?

01:04:55.000 I don't know him.

01:04:56.000 The guy looks like he should be stuck on wall.

01:04:59.000 I don't know.

01:05:01.000 Okay, I'll be back!

01:05:03.000 You just see him go into his Hummer.

01:05:06.000 Yeah, this is the guy who, yeah, he cares so much about the environment that he invented driving the military recreational vehicle.

01:05:13.000 Right, yeah, six miles to the gallon.

01:05:16.000 Yeah, great work, Arnold.

01:05:17.000 How do you ride the carpool lane?

01:05:18.000 Look at that kid!

01:05:20.000 Look at him!

01:05:20.000 My point here is, people try to separate... He has goats in his kitchen, let's just point that out real quick.

01:05:24.000 People try and separate freedoms, right?

01:05:27.000 You screw your freedoms, It's because we also understand that long-term, it's like the stock market.

01:05:33.000 I don't know if you've seen this, but the monkey walk, monkey throwing, I think it was they had several competitions they've had where they've had these expert stockbrokers, hedge fund managers, and then they just had one where a cat walked across, I believe it was a board, they had one where like a monkey something with a walk or throwing darts, random.

01:05:49.000 Statistical random did better long-term than these experts.

01:05:53.000 Right?

01:05:53.000 Long-term.

01:05:54.000 You double your money every 10 years, the market ultimately wins out.

01:05:56.000 Okay.

01:05:57.000 Everyone's been predicting the collapse of it.

01:05:58.000 The point is... I'm getting off in the weeds.

01:06:00.000 The point is this here.

01:06:02.000 Long-term freedom wins out.

01:06:05.000 Long-term, if you're stuck with freedom, it's not something in this nebulous sort of, oh, I don't know, freedom kind of... No!

01:06:12.000 It's written down in plain English.

01:06:15.000 By the way, with commas in specific portions when you're talking about the Second Amendment, when you're talking about the Bill of Rights.

01:06:24.000 It's very clear now, we see statistically, from the data, that if we'd have just stuck with freedom, it might have been a little bit painful there, and you got In the early going.

01:06:32.000 But long term, we would be better off.

01:06:35.000 And the left tries to separate, oh, at what point do your freedoms and then interfere with X?

01:06:42.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:06:43.000 Removing the freedoms creates a never-ending cycle of X. And we need to understand this from the get-go the next time this rolls around.

01:06:52.000 The Delta Plus variant, the Delta Plus Plus Plus variant.

01:06:55.000 I don't give a rat's ass.

01:06:56.000 We now know that the removal of freedoms Hasn't worked.

01:06:59.000 Okay, now let's move on.

01:07:00.000 Speaking of removal of freedoms, Virginia, we warn your kids to leave for this segment.

01:07:06.000 Yeah.

01:07:06.000 Because we're going to be reading what they actually have available in their Virginia libraries.

01:07:11.000 Yeah, we wouldn't want you to see the information that's publicly available there.

01:07:14.000 So tomorrow there's a race.

01:07:16.000 It's Republican Glenn Youngkin.

01:07:18.000 Youngkin!

01:07:19.000 And he could actually beat Democratic challenger Terry McAuliffe, right?

01:07:23.000 And so last week we actually, not last week, sorry, on October 13th we covered the Loudoun County sexual assault case.

01:07:27.000 You remember that?

01:07:28.000 Yeah, boy in a skirt, raped two girls.

01:07:30.000 Yep, we've covered that and we've talked about it.

01:07:32.000 Just so you know, Youngkin trailed McAuliffe by just over... See, I said boy in a skirt, YouTube!

01:07:37.000 Now what are you gonna do?

01:07:39.000 You just quoted them, right?

01:07:40.000 Yeah.

01:07:40.000 By the way, when we did that... Where's your guidelines now?

01:07:44.000 Youngkin trailed McAuliffe by just over three points.

01:07:48.000 He got it.

01:07:49.000 I got it.

01:07:49.000 You need to know this.

01:07:50.000 We just looked this up prior.

01:07:51.000 When we did our show, trailed him by three points.

01:07:53.000 Right after we did our show, McAuliffe, the Democratic challenger, peaked and started falling and now that gap is five points.

01:08:00.000 I can't say it was our show that did it, but it happened.

01:08:03.000 Probably not ours because it got removed.

01:08:05.000 Well, no, we had it up for a little while, right?

01:08:06.000 That's true.

01:08:06.000 It was making a lot of news.

01:08:08.000 And it began falling.

01:08:08.000 So one of the things that we're doing this for is because you guys may say, why do I care about Virginia?

01:08:13.000 We have the highest interaction with people in Virginia for our show.

01:08:16.000 So a lot of people watch our main show and then go to CrowderBitch channel and kind of do that.

01:08:19.000 But usually it's a fraction of that.

01:08:21.000 Virginia, everybody, you guys are going to do both.

01:08:23.000 So if you're watching right now in Virginia, go out and vote.

01:08:26.000 Make sure you do not let McAuliffe become the And a really important thing, too, is that there's a kind of a conflict going on in Virginia about the educational system and how they've handled not only the rape case, but there have been a lot of controversies that have appeared recently.

01:08:39.000 Yeah, multiple have popped up recently.

01:08:41.000 And we're going to read some of this, so we'll just show you... I don't want to, but we are.

01:08:44.000 We are, but we'll just show you the reaction now because parents, or as the FBI categorizes them, domestic terrorists at local meetings in the county of Fairfax are pissed.

01:08:54.000 Do not interrupt my time!

01:08:56.000 Do not interrupt my time!

01:08:59.000 I would like to remind everybody that we have a speaker.

01:09:01.000 I will stand here until my time is restored and my time is finished.

01:09:06.000 These books are in stock and available in the libraries of Robinson, Langley, and Annandale.

01:09:14.000 When I saw a teacher express an opinion and suspended for expressing his religious beliefs, I could no longer stay silent.

01:09:20.000 When did it become acceptable to be tolerant only when someone expresses a view that we agree with?

01:09:26.000 When did it become appropriate to silence those that hold Christian, biblical views just because you don't?

01:09:33.000 Excuse me, can you look this way?

01:09:35.000 Excuse me, hello, school board?

01:09:38.000 You're looking down.

01:09:39.000 This is the respect that you show the people who you work for.

01:09:42.000 You work for us.

01:09:44.000 Hell yeah.

01:09:45.000 By the way, when someone says, I'm going to finish my time, if I were, for example, if I were in the Senate or if I were there and one of those there was like, I yield my time, I would have at the ready, no time left for you.

01:09:54.000 They'd be like, I'm going to use my, I got.

01:09:57.000 No time!

01:09:58.000 I thought you were going to go with closing time or something.

01:10:00.000 I just think, can I finish?

01:10:01.000 That's the last track.

01:10:02.000 Can I finish?

01:10:04.000 I'm not finished, so let me give you some examples of stuff that are being found.

01:10:07.000 Big warning if you have kids, because they can get this at school in fair minutes.

01:10:10.000 Who would you like me to play?

01:10:12.000 No, let's not use the word play.

01:10:17.000 So, uh, this is about, uh, sexual stuff.

01:10:20.000 Very.

01:10:21.000 To kids.

01:10:22.000 Um, when I finally got old enough to not be embarrassed talking about this stuff with my sister, we didn't, by the way, blur the fellatio.

01:10:28.000 This isn't West Virginia?

01:10:29.000 It really never occurred to you to put something into your vagina, not even a finger?

01:10:34.000 It really didn't.

01:10:36.000 So you've never tasted yourself?

01:10:38.000 What?

01:10:38.000 No?

01:10:40.000 Wait, you have?

01:10:40.000 Ew!

01:10:41.000 Haha, of course you should try!

01:10:45.000 And then this guy has vagina slime.

01:10:48.000 Imagine that in Dilbert.

01:10:50.000 That is two sisters is what they're saying.

01:10:52.000 One looks like a girl, one looks like a guy.

01:10:55.000 So the guy has a vagina?

01:10:56.000 There's supposed to be two sisters.

01:10:59.000 Oh my god!

01:11:00.000 That's a far away from Rosemary Clooney and that other one who died of anorexia.

01:11:04.000 I don't want to throw feminism under the bus, but do you think you've worked when they call it vagina slime?

01:11:12.000 When basically it's that you can't do that on television.

01:11:15.000 There were never such slimy vaginal sisters.

01:11:19.000 Lord help the mister who touches the slime of my sister!

01:11:28.000 And here is my lady.

01:11:31.000 This is the most ridiculous.

01:11:33.000 This is the most ridiculous.

01:11:35.000 Look, so this is the visual I've been picturing.

01:11:38.000 So now you have a boy.

01:11:40.000 Middle picture here.

01:11:41.000 Middle picture, a boy performing filet.

01:11:43.000 Blowing a woman with a strap on.

01:11:46.000 And the woman, the girl, who looks like a boy, is saying, but I can't feel anything.

01:11:51.000 This was much hotter when it was only in my imagination.

01:11:54.000 Yes, because you mean it's an inanimate piece of polymer?

01:11:59.000 What were you expecting?

01:12:00.000 You don't have a penis, that's not how this works.

01:12:03.000 Oh my gosh.

01:12:04.000 If this were heterosexual couples showing it to kids...

01:12:08.000 This is just so... At what point do you say they're trying to turn your kids into degenerates?

01:12:12.000 And I know... Oh, lifestyles!

01:12:14.000 No, hold on a second, hold on a second, hold on a second.

01:12:16.000 It's not a lifestyle.

01:12:17.000 If you think you can feel a... feel a fake penis getting blown, how did you make it to high school?

01:12:24.000 That's just a power move at that point.

01:12:26.000 Yeah, that's not... I thought I would feel it.

01:12:28.000 Well, then you're the dumbest person I've ever met.

01:12:30.000 Right, yes, you're the dumbest person.

01:12:31.000 I've heard about that phantom limb.

01:12:34.000 I just thought if I really wanted to feel it...

01:12:36.000 For crying out loud.

01:12:37.000 Look, let's think of this.

01:12:38.000 Like, why are you saying that that isn't as legitimate as teaching kids about heterosexual sex?

01:12:44.000 First off, because I think they should learn sex regular first.

01:12:46.000 Second, we're talking about someone who... I don't know if it's the same person talking about vagina slime.

01:12:52.000 It looks like it.

01:12:53.000 But this is someone who desperately wants to be a man, and so they're wearing a plastic device.

01:12:59.000 Also, they will never be able to reproduce, but that's not a glitch.

01:13:03.000 That's a feature, right?

01:13:04.000 According to the left.

01:13:05.000 And if they go through with the bottom surgery, it'll effectively be a fleshy version of this where they also may

01:13:11.000 not be able to experience any sensation.

01:13:14.000 So it's bad for society at large, it's bad for the children, it's bad for the relationship with their parents who have

01:13:20.000 the right to teach their children about sexual interactions at a young age, and it's bad for those in the LGBTQPAI plus

01:13:26.000 community.

01:13:28.000 She has a treasure trail.

01:13:30.000 Oh my gosh.

01:13:32.000 Oh no.

01:13:33.000 No, look, for real though.

01:13:34.000 I'd rather not.

01:13:36.000 She has a treasure trove.

01:13:38.000 No, I think that's a treasure trove.

01:13:39.000 Well, and the last one is basically an ad for a vibrator.

01:13:42.000 An ad for a vibrator.

01:13:44.000 I guess I should get one of these and try it.

01:13:47.000 Seriously?

01:13:48.000 Okay, okay.

01:13:49.000 I thought that was a mouse.

01:13:50.000 Nope, not a mouse.

01:13:51.000 It's not a matter of speaking at an empty toilet paper roll.

01:13:54.000 So that person basically said, this is available in high school.

01:13:57.000 You want your 14-year-old daughter reading that?

01:14:02.000 Do you really want your 14-year-old daughter?

01:14:04.000 Hell no.

01:14:04.000 Because it's high school, it's totally fine!

01:14:07.000 But you have kids.

01:14:08.000 They can have siblings.

01:14:10.000 Like I'm just saying, the more stuff you... It's already bad enough with the internet.

01:14:13.000 Anyway, you guys do your thing.

01:14:15.000 I'll be over here.

01:14:17.000 Wishing I was born in 1950.

01:14:20.000 Look, we said the parents in Fairfax.

01:14:22.000 Back then it'd be like, hey boys, you might notice that Susie over there is wearing a very nice dress.

01:14:27.000 And you may feel something you've never felt before.

01:14:30.000 Whereas right now it's like, put on your fake strap on!

01:14:33.000 Susie's wearing nothing because it's racist if she wears anything else to school.

01:14:37.000 Absolutely.

01:14:38.000 Watch her truck and then use her strap-on.

01:14:41.000 Yes, notice how she's an idiot.

01:14:43.000 No feeling.

01:14:44.000 None whatsoever.

01:14:45.000 Everyone hears a dunce.

01:14:46.000 Now, young Jimmy, let your old man tell you about vagina slime.

01:14:51.000 Have you talked to your sister about sex?

01:14:53.000 Used to be brother.

01:14:55.000 I don't know.

01:14:56.000 I lose track.

01:14:57.000 Alright, so the parents were pissed, right?

01:14:58.000 That's Kate's pitch, Jimmy.

01:15:00.000 Don't tell your sister what I's done to you.

01:15:04.000 So the parents were pissed, right?

01:15:05.000 But another thing that they're pissed about is that the Democratic guy running for governor, McAuliffe, said parents shouldn't make decisions about their children's education.

01:15:13.000 Yeah, no, you shouldn't have any say in whether your kids read ads for bullet vibrators and strap-on fellatio.

01:15:20.000 Let's hear McAuliffe.

01:15:21.000 Trigonometry is one thing, but it's another thing where you're like, oh, just the blowing strap-on class feels unnecessary.

01:15:27.000 Well, we'll do that next year.

01:15:28.000 This year, it's nothing but deconometry!

01:15:30.000 Let's see if you can... Let's see if you can figure out the Coke sign to my tangent!

01:15:34.000 Alright, let's go.

01:15:35.000 I'm not gonna let parents come into schools and actually take books out and make their own decisions.

01:15:41.000 Wow, not gonna let parents make their own decisions.

01:15:43.000 Yeah, I've stopped the bill that I don't think parents should be telling schools what they should teach.

01:15:48.000 You know, I get really tired of every...

01:15:51.000 Right.

01:15:51.000 Well, and the bill that he was talking about, McAuliffe vetoing, required schools to provide alternative material to this.

01:15:57.000 Okay?

01:15:58.000 Just alternative material to this.

01:15:59.000 That's all we're saying.

01:16:00.000 And desperate to help McAuliffe... What would it be?

01:16:02.000 Penthouse letters?

01:16:03.000 How about just not this material?

01:16:05.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:16:08.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger was stopped at the border for muscle magazines with women in bikinis.

01:16:12.000 They said it was pornography.

01:16:14.000 Can you imagine if it came over and they pulled us in?

01:16:16.000 Oh, let's see, Mr. Schwarzenegger, if that is your real name.

01:16:21.000 What is this?

01:16:22.000 That's a bodybuilding magazine.

01:16:24.000 What?

01:16:24.000 You don't do bench press?

01:16:26.000 You don't do push-ups?

01:16:27.000 Or blow a girl with a fake dildo strapped on at a treasure trail?

01:16:31.000 Come on!

01:16:32.000 I drew it on the plane.

01:16:34.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:16:35.000 With colors and stuff.

01:16:36.000 How do you teach your kids about sex cupcake?

01:16:41.000 I had sex with an ugly stewardess.

01:16:43.000 That's it.

01:16:45.000 But then the pilot said, let's go Brandon.

01:16:47.000 I was furious.

01:16:48.000 Very, very angry about that.

01:16:50.000 Look, it used to, you had this in your suitcase.

01:16:52.000 The FBI was looking into you.

01:16:54.000 No, it used to be if you handed this to a child, you were a convicted sex offender.

01:16:57.000 Done.

01:16:57.000 If I hand to a child, bring this up again, if I were to hand to a child, Ten years ago, a picture.

01:17:03.000 Middle section there.

01:17:04.000 That middle section.

01:17:05.000 An actual picture.

01:17:07.000 For those who have kids, again I'm telling you.

01:17:08.000 We told you.

01:17:09.000 Kids should not be watching right now.

01:17:10.000 That beautiful young mixed race girl there at the beginning.

01:17:13.000 I hope she's not watching this right now.

01:17:15.000 We say mixed race?

01:17:16.000 We'll go mulatto.

01:17:17.000 Because I know they don't care.

01:17:18.000 I have no idea.

01:17:18.000 It's a good one.

01:17:19.000 If I show a child a penis entering a mouth.

01:17:23.000 By the way, a minor.

01:17:25.000 Don't know if it's a 13-12-17 situation or 13-18.

01:17:26.000 It depends.

01:17:31.000 I think 18's pretty fair.

01:17:32.000 18's pretty fair.

01:17:33.000 And up.

01:17:33.000 And it's just gross.

01:17:35.000 But seriously, this would be, you would be arrested.

01:17:37.000 Yeah.

01:17:38.000 For soliciting pornography to a child.

01:17:40.000 And by the way, we didn't blur this on purpose.

01:17:42.000 Absolutely.

01:17:43.000 We're not trying to be titillating or salacious or anything like that.

01:17:46.000 We're basically trying to show you what they think is acceptable.

01:17:48.000 We're not?

01:17:49.000 No, no, not in this case.

01:17:51.000 In this mission, failure.

01:17:52.000 Good thing I'm sitting.

01:17:53.000 Dave's going to need a debrief.

01:17:55.000 Dave's out there trying to buy a strap-on right now to not experience sexual pleasure.

01:17:58.000 I'm going to need a new zipper.

01:18:00.000 Well, she's not experiencing sexual pleasure, so there's that.

01:18:02.000 Well, don't worry, guys.

01:18:03.000 So the media was ready to step in to help McAuliffe, and actually we have NBC reported on a group carrying, and this is the stupidest thing I've seen all weekend, a group carrying tiki torches in support of Youngkin, they say, in Charlottesville.

01:18:17.000 right? I mean because Charlottesville we all know where Donald Trump was raised.

01:18:21.000 And the communication director Jen Goodman tweeted, even tweeted, McAuliffe's

01:18:24.000 communication director, this is disgusting and disqualifying.

01:18:28.000 But wait for it, it turns out they were actually sent by the peto

01:18:32.000 Lincoln Project.

01:18:33.000 Yeah, the Lincoln Project. Just so you know, the Lincoln Project.

01:18:36.000 Yeah, the Lincoln Project where it's uh...

01:18:38.000 Nambla?

01:18:39.000 Yeah.

01:18:40.000 We also...

01:18:41.000 Internet...

01:18:42.000 We changed the name.

01:18:44.000 I speak all the time.

01:18:45.000 Ana Navarro used to be a Republican.

01:18:47.000 It is no longer the Nambla because today we call it the Lincoln Project.

01:18:53.000 Get your facts straight.

01:18:56.000 Joe.

01:18:57.000 No.

01:18:57.000 Joe.

01:18:57.000 No.

01:18:58.000 He.

01:18:58.000 What he say?

01:18:59.000 Get your facts straight.

01:19:03.000 Just stop.

01:19:04.000 What he say?

01:19:05.000 Say it again.

01:19:06.000 Say it again.

01:19:07.000 Mr. Nambla.

01:19:09.000 I used to be a Republican!

01:19:12.000 I can't believe I'm still sober.

01:19:16.000 And Internet Sleuths identified the Tiki Torch carriers as Democratic operatives.

01:19:20.000 They connected the dots for us here.

01:19:23.000 And if we look at the picture one more time, we can actually even see Clayton Bigsby.

01:19:28.000 Right there, making an appearance.

01:19:31.000 And this got picked up by the media until they were embarrassed.

01:19:35.000 The correction did not get picked up.

01:19:37.000 No.

01:19:38.000 The Lincoln Project operatives, you found that out by Twitter and other people saying, hey, wait a minute, hold on, these guys aren't real.

01:19:43.000 And then the media's like, well, they say it's fake, there's no way it's fake.

01:19:46.000 I mean, come on.

01:19:46.000 What is it with the leftist activists?

01:19:49.000 Look, I'm going to say something here, and people might get mad at me saying this.

01:19:52.000 Of course they will.

01:19:53.000 Whether it's deliberate, no, I mean this.

01:19:55.000 That's okay, they're fine with everything you've said so far.

01:19:59.000 Joe, stop!

01:19:59.000 What'd he say?

01:20:01.000 So I, uh, that's like a technique.

01:20:03.000 She's like, no, just stop.

01:20:04.000 I'm going to use my time.

01:20:06.000 And I'm like, got no time left for you.

01:20:09.000 So, um, no, I'm going to use my time.

01:20:11.000 You got, got, got, got no time.

01:20:14.000 Hey, just stop.

01:20:15.000 So.

01:20:17.000 I'm going to say this, whether deliberate or not deliberate.

01:20:20.000 I'm not saying there's some secret cabal of people who are planning this.

01:20:23.000 The hyper-sexualization of children and the blurring of the lines between adulthood and between children.

01:20:29.000 We are entering, remember people used to say, what's next, pedophilia?

01:20:32.000 Don't compare gay people to pedophiles.

01:20:34.000 No one was comparing it.

01:20:36.000 We're saying, where is a line?

01:20:38.000 Because everyone has a line as far as what is determined to be sexually moral, and not what you do in your own bedroom, but what is determined to be acceptable in society at large.

01:20:50.000 And when we are talking about right now, for example, this being given to your kids.

01:20:56.000 And let me just, this right here, look, this is something that is available in Fairfax County, okay?

01:21:01.000 Hardcore pornography, and not even softcore.

01:21:05.000 That's a penis going into a child's mouth, to be clear.

01:21:08.000 They want to give this to your kids.

01:21:10.000 And then you think about the fact that the Lincoln Project was found grooming children.

01:21:13.000 Then you think about the fact that one of our first viral columns at LotteryWorthCredit.com was Salon had an article, I'm a pedophile but I'm not a monster.

01:21:21.000 We did some background work, found that this person was actively grooming a child and wrote, no, you're a pedophile and you are a monster.

01:21:26.000 When you then look at Kyle Rittenhouse, can't be chased by someone and shoot them without hitting serial pedophiles.

01:21:36.000 You do have to say that the hyper-sexualization and normalization of sexualization of children Cuties!

01:21:44.000 I can go on forever, baby!

01:21:47.000 I don't know that anyone is doing it deliberately, but it truly is sick, it's twisted, and we are in the middle, right now, of pedophilic relations.

01:22:00.000 Let's call it that.

01:22:01.000 Pedophilia being normalized, to a degree at least, that it never has.

01:22:09.000 In our lifetime, or your parents' lifetime, or their parents' lifetime.

01:22:13.000 We're not talking about people getting married when they were teenagers.

01:22:15.000 That's very different.

01:22:17.000 Right now, this is the time where the desensitizing... You want to tell me, you're a 15-year-old today.

01:22:23.000 You're a 12-year-old today.

01:22:25.000 You follow Lizzo and Megan Thee Stallion on Instagram.

01:22:31.000 You go to school, and this is what you read.

01:22:33.000 And your teachers, that's what they tell you, and you tune into news on Pride Month, this is what you're seeing.

01:22:38.000 You're going to tell me that these kids are not going to have a fundamentally different worldview, sexually, than you or your parents?

01:22:49.000 And it's why, parents, you've got to get to your kids young.

01:22:51.000 You've got to get to your kids and have that talk with them young so that they understand at least whatever it is that you believe the confines should be sexually with your kids.

01:23:00.000 Because you know what?

01:23:00.000 I remember I was taught, and we have to teach our son and twins, if someone shows you good pictures and bad pictures, right?

01:23:07.000 Because that's a common theme with pedophiles who groom kids.

01:23:12.000 They start desensitizing them, show them a little bit of porn.

01:23:15.000 That's how it starts, right?

01:23:16.000 So we have to have that conversation.

01:23:19.000 My dad, I was talking with him about the conversation that, you know, kinda he had with me when I learned it as a kid.

01:23:23.000 Hold on a second, I'm gonna tell my son, tell my daughter, when they grow up to know what are good pictures and bad pictures of a stranger gives them, what if they were handed this?

01:23:34.000 Okay, I rest my case.

01:23:35.000 We are going to go talk Mike Ward's Supreme Court case.

01:23:38.000 Big win for free speech in Canada.

01:23:40.000 This is a huge deal and of course we cannot cover this at all because of the offensive joke and its nature on YouTube.

01:23:48.000 So smash that like button one more time right now before I leave.

01:23:52.000 And if you miss us tomorrow, we're still here.

01:23:55.000 Rumble 10 a.m.

01:23:56.000 Eastern or Mug Club.

01:23:58.000 YouTube, thank you.

01:24:00.000 Uh, well, how about you, um, oh, page number four on the little girl's face.

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