Louder with Crowder - December 01, 2021


I'm PRO-GUN! Michigan School Shooting Proves Teachers SHOULD Be Armed | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 24 minutes

Words per Minute

180.07124

Word Count

15,165

Sentence Count

1,421

Misogynist Sentences

54

Hate Speech Sentences

42


Summary

Chris Cuomo and his co-hosts discuss the latest in the Rittenhouse and Cosby scandals. They also talk about NBC's handling of the Cosby trial and how they should have handled it differently. Plus, a special guest joins the show to talk about the Cosby scandal.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You You
00:00:52.000 My hair is blue, my skin is thin, white shirt My children, my deadly sin.
00:01:13.000 At 34, I'm uninsured.
00:01:15.000 My children won't, I told you.
00:01:19.000 They go, go, go, go.
00:01:25.000 Go, go, I told you, go, they go.
00:01:29.000 Go, go, they go, I'm the end.
00:01:35.000 Trigger warning!
00:01:38.000 We're not dangerous!
00:01:40.000 Hear us cry now!
00:01:42.000 That offend us!
00:01:43.000 We want control!
00:01:47.000 And seduction!
00:01:50.000 Hear us cry now!
00:01:52.000 That offend us!
00:01:54.000 Homophobia!
00:01:56.000 Patriarchy!
00:01:57.000 Hypocrisy!
00:01:59.000 And seduction!
00:02:00.000 Yeah!
00:02:01.000 Hey Hey
00:02:07.000 Can we all put this to rest?
00:02:22.000 Your love should make me feel the best.
00:02:26.000 You're one person, you're businessman.
00:02:30.000 My wife, my best, word is consent.
00:02:34.000 Rainbow, let's show that we're like no, no Shallow, oval and no, me, no
00:02:42.000 Porto, Beto, hello, Skid Row Tildo, oh, no, no
00:02:49.000 Trigger warning, what's our danger?
00:02:53.000 Kill us right now, that's dangerous We want control, that's dangerous, yeah
00:03:01.000 Can you cry now?
00:03:03.000 You're my grown man Trigger warning!
00:03:10.000 Words are dangerous!
00:03:19.000 Hear us right now!
00:03:25.000 That offend us!
00:03:30.000 We want control!
00:03:32.000 That's aggression!
00:03:34.000 Here is pride now!
00:03:36.000 Got a pendant!
00:03:38.000 Homophobia!
00:03:40.000 Patriarchy!
00:03:42.000 It's rape culture!
00:03:44.000 That's pedophics!
00:03:46.000 I'm offended!
00:04:08.000 Bratislava.com!
00:05:00.000 That's called the, uh, I was worried.
00:05:02.000 The ghost sound was acting weird.
00:05:04.000 Oh man.
00:05:05.000 That's called an I'm already winded.
00:05:08.000 Slurp, because we had some technical difficulties.
00:05:10.000 We did!
00:05:10.000 We cannot confirm nor deny that Chris Cuomo hacked our TriCaster.
00:05:15.000 I'm still investigating.
00:05:16.000 It's not impossible.
00:05:17.000 Wow.
00:05:17.000 With Naked Yoga.
00:05:18.000 He must know.
00:05:19.000 He did Downward Dog on our soundboard.
00:05:22.000 Is that her name?
00:05:24.000 Oh, is that my... Ah, it's sticky.
00:05:25.000 So, look, we have a lot to talk about today.
00:05:27.000 The shooting that happened yesterday, we have some updates on that.
00:05:29.000 Something that just happened yesterday, we caught it when it had about 42 views.
00:05:35.000 Oh, wow.
00:05:35.000 the jury video of NBC producers following the jury.
00:05:38.000 Oh, wow.
00:05:39.000 And of course, there's an update on Chris Cuomo.
00:05:41.000 Santa is black.
00:05:42.000 We're going to go through that.
00:05:43.000 We have a lot to get to, but let me just tell you, the theme today is lying.
00:05:49.000 And not only lying, but you'll see it with Chris Cuomo.
00:05:52.000 A lot of people are missing some details here, and we'll refresh your memory.
00:05:57.000 But same thing with the jury issue, NBC, MSNBC.
00:06:00.000 It's continually lying when you don't need to lie.
00:06:04.000 And lies that are so egregious, it's not about the lie, it's about the fact that these people fear no accountability whatsoever.
00:06:12.000 Sometimes you have to say, well, hold on a second.
00:06:15.000 Why did you have to lie?
00:06:15.000 It's a completely unnecessary lie.
00:06:18.000 It's because it's what they do.
00:06:20.000 And how many lies led up to that lie?
00:06:23.000 Same thing with Chris Cuomo.
00:06:25.000 Same thing that we're going to go through with following the jury in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.
00:06:29.000 And these are lies, by the way, that people say words are violence.
00:06:32.000 These are lies that are sometimes actual crimes, actual violence.
00:06:36.000 Like sexually assaulting women?
00:06:37.000 Yeah.
00:06:38.000 The brothers Cuomo?
00:06:40.000 That's what they are?
00:06:41.000 They're like the Van Helsing of sexual assault.
00:06:45.000 Like a tag team.
00:06:46.000 And then the lie with NBC.
00:06:48.000 Following a jury?
00:06:49.000 Trying to dox a jury?
00:06:51.000 These lies actually harm people.
00:06:52.000 What's that baggie there, Dave?
00:06:53.000 Don't show that on air.
00:06:55.000 Alright, well before we get to it...
00:06:57.000 It's a colostomy bag.
00:06:59.000 Something about the wagon.
00:07:01.000 It's migraine medicine.
00:07:03.000 When I get lights in my eye, I get migraine.
00:07:06.000 Medicine.
00:07:06.000 Well, let's just make sure it doesn't make you too groggy.
00:07:09.000 Okay, before we get to that, pass that around.
00:07:10.000 Gerald A.!
00:07:11.000 You want some?
00:07:11.000 How are you, sir?
00:07:12.000 I am doing well.
00:07:13.000 Still illegal to follow a jury bus, right?
00:07:16.000 I know it's illegal to intimidate a jury, and I'm not sure if being a national producer following them running red lights would qualify.
00:07:23.000 Okay, so fine line there.
00:07:24.000 It's all about, as the left would say, nuance.
00:07:27.000 And by the way, that often means gray area so I can lie.
00:07:30.000 So how are you, sir?
00:07:32.000 I'm all right.
00:07:32.000 I'm all right.
00:07:33.000 I'm glad we got the audio.
00:07:34.000 I'm glad we got the Chris Cuomo gremlins out of the technical side.
00:07:37.000 Well, we can neither confirm nor deny.
00:07:41.000 Allegedly.
00:07:41.000 Allegedly.
00:07:42.000 He allegedly, by the way, allegedly grabbed his executive producer's ass in front of her husband at a party.
00:07:50.000 Yeah, what's up with these CNN parties?
00:07:52.000 Wait, did I say allegedly?
00:07:54.000 No, absolutely.
00:07:55.000 Yeah, definitely.
00:07:55.000 Governor, sorry.
00:07:56.000 He admitted to it.
00:07:57.000 No, no, this was... Oh, Chris did that?
00:07:59.000 Yeah, Chris did it.
00:08:00.000 They both did it.
00:08:01.000 What's going on?
00:08:01.000 What do you mean, what's going on?
00:08:04.000 We know exactly what's going on.
00:08:05.000 Quarterback, how are you, sir?
00:08:06.000 I'm just being facetious.
00:08:07.000 How are you?
00:08:08.000 Good.
00:08:08.000 I'm doing good.
00:08:09.000 Are you wearing the hat?
00:08:10.000 Yeah.
00:08:10.000 Self-conscious?
00:08:11.000 No.
00:08:11.000 Did you get a perm?
00:08:12.000 Yeah.
00:08:13.000 And it takes a little while to set?
00:08:14.000 Okay.
00:08:14.000 I don't want to tell everybody.
00:08:15.000 If you go to his house at night, he looks like the granny in Bugs Bunny.
00:08:19.000 I got waves.
00:08:21.000 And he will be performing December 17th through 18th at the Funny Bone in Syracuse, New York.
00:08:25.000 Get your tickets.
00:08:26.000 Dave Landau.
00:08:27.000 Ahoy!
00:08:28.000 And I just found out Helium New Year's Eve in Buffalo.
00:08:31.000 Well, that sounds like absolute hell.
00:08:34.000 Before we move on, especially now with Twitter's policies, they just banned... By the way, Andy, no, he's done on Twitter.
00:08:40.000 Is he?
00:08:41.000 Well, I mean, how do you... You think that the Antifa rioters are gonna give consent?
00:08:45.000 Is he the gay Asian?
00:08:46.000 Yes, that's true.
00:08:48.000 White supremacist.
00:08:48.000 White supremacist gay Asian.
00:08:50.000 I just wanted to make sure.
00:08:50.000 No, no, no, synonyms.
00:08:51.000 The gay Asian... The reason the banjo player had to leave Mumford and Sons.
00:08:55.000 Yes, exactly.
00:08:57.000 I guess he'll have hooked it up this time.
00:09:02.000 And I, uh, there's like a few millennials who remember Mumford & Sons' one song.
00:09:08.000 I do!
00:09:08.000 They played it a million times.
00:09:10.000 I know.
00:09:10.000 It was the ultimate pub song.
00:09:11.000 Look, so I say this because of Twitter's policy, YouTube, if this show, if you don't see it streaming on YouTube, it is streaming Monday through Thursday every week at 10 a.m.
00:09:21.000 Eastern.
00:09:21.000 You can watch it on Mug Club.
00:09:23.000 You can watch it on Rumble.
00:09:24.000 We do another hour on Mug Club.
00:09:26.000 Today we'll be playing They Don't Make Them Like They Used To with PlayMisty for me.
00:09:30.000 Women get the crap beaten out of them.
00:09:31.000 They do.
00:09:32.000 That's justified.
00:09:32.000 In the show, rightfully so.
00:09:34.000 I will say, yeah.
00:09:35.000 Yeah.
00:09:36.000 Yeah.
00:09:36.000 And you'll understand when you watch it.
00:09:38.000 You think, oh, that's offensive.
00:09:39.000 No, no, no.
00:09:39.000 You'll see.
00:09:41.000 You'll see.
00:09:42.000 So before we get to that, a lot to get to today.
00:09:44.000 It's kind of a hodgepodge, and any breaking news Mission Control will let us know because we're getting new information about Michigan.
00:09:48.000 We're getting new information about Chris Cuomo's penis.
00:09:51.000 Yeah.
00:09:52.000 I hope not.
00:09:52.000 Before that, Lizzo.
00:09:53.000 And the same old.
00:09:55.000 And let me ask you, you guys comment below.
00:09:57.000 Have you ever been around someone who lies so often that it just becomes a part of who they are?
00:10:02.000 Okay, let me, can I go off the... This is... Do it!
00:10:05.000 This is, and by the way, if you have kids watching, this is a story, I'm not going to be profane, but it's a true story.
00:10:09.000 I had a friend in high school, and I've told this before.
00:10:12.000 It's been a couple of years.
00:10:13.000 I have a friend in high school who was a compulsive liar, and he lived next to another friend of mine.
00:10:18.000 And he said he came into the cafeteria one day, And I probably shouldn't use his name.
00:10:23.000 Calvin.
00:10:23.000 Calvin.
00:10:25.000 And he came in one day and he said, Hey guys, last, uh, this weekend I saw, uh, your friend, uh, let's call him Derek.
00:10:32.000 I saw Derek.
00:10:33.000 Uh, I could see him through his window, you know, playing with him, playing with himself for like an hour and a half.
00:10:38.000 He's like, Oh, what a loser.
00:10:40.000 And, uh, first off we didn't, I thought it was a lie because this guy said he could hard flip nose grind, right?
00:10:45.000 He's everything.
00:10:45.000 He had three motorcycles.
00:10:47.000 I thought it was a lie of an hour and a half.
00:10:48.000 Girlfriend from Canada.
00:10:51.000 That was what I said to him.
00:10:52.000 I said, look, Calvin, even if it's true, what Dustin did is normal.
00:10:56.000 It's natural.
00:10:57.000 What you did is not.
00:10:59.000 Derek, what did I say?
00:11:02.000 Well, now they know.
00:11:05.000 You're sitting there like it's Disturbio.
00:11:08.000 It's got binoculars.
00:11:09.000 This is a horrible lie!
00:11:13.000 But that's what happens with compulsive liars.
00:11:15.000 They don't even think through the lie, like Chris Cuomo.
00:11:17.000 I'll be honest, I would lie here and there because the cop would say, how much have you had to drink?
00:11:21.000 And I would say, two beers.
00:11:23.000 Right.
00:11:23.000 It's just a migraine medicine.
00:11:25.000 So there's 12 cans next to you.
00:11:27.000 I will let you read the label.
00:11:29.000 So Lizzo, before we get to any of that, Lizzo, Who is, by the way, a hugely successful music artist.
00:11:36.000 Massively.
00:11:37.000 Gigantic.
00:11:39.000 Rotundly successful.
00:11:42.000 I would say obesely successful.
00:11:45.000 Portly successful.
00:11:48.000 Morbidly successful.
00:11:51.000 Difficulty in walking level of success.
00:11:57.000 Hey y'all, it's your girl Lizzie Picasso here!
00:11:58.000 She's already decided to expand her, expand her, uh, already expanding horizons into painting.
00:12:05.000 Hey y'all, it's your girl Lizzie Picasso here. You already know who Diamond is. I'm coming to Art Basel.
00:12:13.000 Well at least she's clobed.
00:12:16.000 We're done with this part. Now it's time to turn up.
00:12:21.000 Ah AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
00:12:25.000 This is why you didn't show me the clip before!
00:12:27.000 Stop!
00:12:27.000 Oh!
00:12:31.000 No!
00:12:32.000 This is the first time I'm seeing it in a long time!
00:12:34.000 Oh!
00:12:36.000 How is this OK?
00:12:37.000 She's so happy about it!
00:12:38.000 I thought this was a wholesome video.
00:12:41.000 Lizzo, out!
00:12:42.000 Oh my gosh.
00:12:45.000 It was great up until that point.
00:12:47.000 I genuinely thought it was going to be like where you do your hand in a turkey and in her case it would look like veal.
00:12:57.000 So it's three globes she painted?
00:12:59.000 Yeah, I don't get it.
00:13:01.000 I mean, what was I looking at?
00:13:03.000 I'm looking at a small screen.
00:13:04.000 Was that a globe?
00:13:05.000 I don't, I don't, I don't know.
00:13:07.000 I don't really know why.
00:13:08.000 I just, compass won't help you.
00:13:10.000 What is this?
00:13:11.000 I mean, like, think about where we went from.
00:13:13.000 From Beatles, it was considered risque.
00:13:14.000 I wanna hold your hand.
00:13:16.000 I'ma paint with my ass!
00:13:17.000 I'm as good as Picasso!
00:13:19.000 Van Gogh ain't got nothing on me!
00:13:21.000 Yeah, Elvis shaking his hips.
00:13:23.000 It was like, burn the TV!
00:13:24.000 Right!
00:13:25.000 And now we're like, what a hero.
00:13:26.000 Yes!
00:13:28.000 How beautiful and brave.
00:13:30.000 I'll buy that painting.
00:13:31.000 I just watched it back.
00:13:31.000 I think it might have been lips that she painted.
00:13:33.000 And so then it's like someone's kissing her ass.
00:13:35.000 Ah, I think.
00:13:36.000 What is it?
00:13:36.000 Let's see the painting.
00:13:37.000 Do what you want to do.
00:13:39.000 I don't know.
00:13:39.000 Can we see it again?
00:13:40.000 No, why?
00:13:40.000 Well, you know exactly why.
00:13:42.000 Let's just add some happy trees.
00:13:44.000 Yes.
00:13:45.000 Those trees are desperate.
00:13:47.000 Oh, that part?
00:13:49.000 That's lips on the page there, I guess?
00:13:51.000 These are lips?
00:13:52.000 Maybe?
00:13:55.000 By the way, the paintbrush they have to use on her butt is commonly used for siding on houses.
00:14:01.000 It required painter's tape.
00:14:05.000 We're out of tape!
00:14:06.000 They had to pull a permit to do it.
00:14:10.000 They had to use coats.
00:14:11.000 Does anyone have primer?
00:14:12.000 Do you need a quart?
00:14:14.000 No, probably a gallon.
00:14:16.000 It's gonna take a little bit.
00:14:18.000 It's the bear in the big blue house!
00:14:21.000 Let's just buy bear paint, if that makes sense.
00:14:25.000 What are you, painting a bus?
00:14:28.000 How much blue paint do you need?
00:14:30.000 Are you doing an entire Smurfs movie?
00:14:33.000 If she were to do an accurate-to-scale Clifford, you would have to downsize.
00:14:38.000 Not a joke!
00:14:39.000 Now, are you making fun of her because of her weight?
00:14:42.000 No.
00:14:42.000 No.
00:14:43.000 Yes.
00:14:45.000 Why?
00:14:45.000 Because everyone has to praise this now.
00:14:47.000 We just talked about it yesterday, right?
00:14:48.000 Again, it's a lie.
00:14:49.000 It's, oh, there's anti-obesity.
00:14:50.000 That was on Mug Club for people who are confused.
00:14:52.000 Yeah.
00:14:52.000 Anti-obesity bias in the medical field.
00:14:55.000 Do you mean medicine?
00:14:58.000 To be the largest contributing factor to being healthy or not.
00:15:01.000 I mean, that's what medicine is.
00:15:03.000 Like, take two, call me in the morning.
00:15:04.000 Oh, Lizzo, take 19, call me in the morning.
00:15:07.000 I don't know.
00:15:07.000 Do we have an elephant blowgun?
00:15:08.000 Can we?
00:15:09.000 Good luck.
00:15:10.000 Can you imagine an art auction where it's like, this is a lost drawing from Rembrandt.
00:15:16.000 It is worth 1.5 billion dollars, found at a yard sale.
00:15:19.000 Yes.
00:15:20.000 And then next up we have Lizzo's Assprints.
00:15:23.000 Yes.
00:15:24.000 Followed by Hunter Biden's Cocaine Benders.
00:15:28.000 Yes.
00:15:28.000 Little-known story about Lizzo.
00:15:29.000 Later in her life, she cut off her ear, not because she was deaf to hear vibrations of the piano through the floor.
00:15:34.000 She crashed!
00:15:35.000 Yes.
00:15:35.000 In the Bermuda Triangle, they needed to feed the fleet for a week.
00:15:38.000 Also, the feet were gone from diabetes.
00:15:41.000 Yes.
00:15:42.000 Diabetes.
00:15:43.000 She just didn't mail them to anyone because they were a hazard.
00:15:46.000 And they were accidentally sold at a Chinese wet market as pork feet.
00:15:52.000 Easily mistaken.
00:15:53.000 Because we don't judge cultures here.
00:15:55.000 Shoot her with a tranquilizer.
00:15:57.000 I DON'T FEEL SHIT!
00:15:59.000 PICASSO DON'T WORK!
00:16:00.000 I'M PICASSO!
00:16:01.000 That's right away she compares herself to Picasso.
00:16:04.000 You got a dart in your neck, man.
00:16:05.000 Yeah, that's not... What is the Picasso even related to?
00:16:14.000 Have you seen a Picasso painting?
00:16:15.000 It's the only artist she could think of.
00:16:18.000 Picasso.
00:16:18.000 I don't know.
00:16:19.000 She's a Picasso.
00:16:20.000 Was she doing an ass face?
00:16:21.000 LIKE, I'M PICASSO!
00:16:22.000 ABSTRACT!
00:16:22.000 I GOT AN ASS WEARING FACE!
00:16:23.000 THERE'S A FACE WEARING ASS!
00:16:25.000 Can you imagine the turkey hand print though if she did do it?
00:16:28.000 It's just like two fingers and this before it runs out of canvas.
00:16:31.000 That's what she was painting.
00:16:33.000 A turkey.
00:16:33.000 Just a big ass turkey.
00:16:36.000 Gobble gobble, no thank you.
00:16:38.000 Why?
00:16:38.000 Why?
00:16:39.000 What segment of the population wants to see this?
00:16:42.000 Too many.
00:16:42.000 Too much.
00:16:43.000 This is a serious... Nevermind.
00:16:46.000 I was going to say, serious quandary.
00:16:47.000 You know how we always look back, right, on fossils?
00:16:50.000 Yeah.
00:16:50.000 And they say, this is sort of the transition fossil.
00:16:54.000 And you always wonder, like, what if they... OK.
00:16:57.000 So they will often tell you, because of biological evolution, that we have bigger heads now because we have a bigger brain, whereas they used to be bigger.
00:17:05.000 Our teeth used to be different, depending on whether we were an agrarian society or we were nomadic.
00:17:09.000 OK.
00:17:10.000 What do you think would happen in 200 years if they find a fossil of Lizzo?
00:17:15.000 Like, as you can see here, uh, you know, entirely different.
00:17:18.000 We believe that this, uh, large hump was to preserve water in arid regions.
00:17:21.000 Yes.
00:17:23.000 I think the way things are going, nobody's gonna be able to have any strength to dig.
00:17:27.000 No.
00:17:27.000 There'll be gigantic people sitting around going, I wish we still looked as thin.
00:17:33.000 Yes, I wish we still did.
00:17:36.000 If she does downward dog and walks, you could have Lawrence of Arabia riding like a camel, and no one would even be like, oh, yeah, that's a water hump.
00:17:42.000 Okay.
00:17:42.000 Makes sense.
00:17:44.000 So, I have another question for you before we get to it.
00:17:48.000 What do you think, because right now before the bodies are even called, what do you think we need to do about when people talk about mass shootings?
00:17:54.000 Genuinely, because I hear a lot of people proposing solutions that I don't think they believe would work.
00:18:00.000 Now, I'm not saying that more guns will reduce mass shootings.
00:18:03.000 That's not our argument.
00:18:05.000 People on the right are not saying, hey, you're going to eliminate all violence if you allow people the right to protect themselves.
00:18:09.000 We are saying that in the face of violence, Human beings have the right to protect themselves.
00:18:13.000 The solutions coming from the left after Michigan don't make any sense unless you believe that you can make all of America a gun-free zone.
00:18:21.000 And I'll get to that in a second, but first, Chris Cuomo, he was suspended indefinitely.
00:18:25.000 Oh no.
00:18:26.000 Oh no.
00:18:27.000 Think about this for a second.
00:18:28.000 Fredo.
00:18:29.000 Toobin is back!
00:18:31.000 I know.
00:18:32.000 Yeah, Tubin works.
00:18:32.000 Tubin is back and Chris Cuomo is gone.
00:18:36.000 So, if they still have Tubin on CNN, then what Chris did must be really bad.
00:18:40.000 Well, he could be coming back.
00:18:41.000 We'll see.
00:18:42.000 Well, Tubin only assaulted himself.
00:18:47.000 Everybody else was aggressive about it.
00:18:49.000 They're like, Tuba, we know you can masturbate on a Zoom call, but do you have to keep slamming your testicles in the drawer?
00:18:57.000 Everyone who works there is like, come on guys, we've all masturbated on these Zoom calls.
00:19:01.000 It's like, guys, this isn't the first time Tuba's done this.
00:19:04.000 Who among us?
00:19:05.000 Just hit the mute button.
00:19:06.000 Problem solved.
00:19:08.000 Pot calling the kettle master, baby.
00:19:11.000 Zoom.
00:19:12.000 Come on, Toobin, just at the end of the day, grab some cognac, relax, go on the subway with a trench coat.
00:19:18.000 Do it like the rest of us.
00:19:21.000 Like a good New Yorker.
00:19:23.000 Like a good New Yorker.
00:19:25.000 That's an Interpol song.
00:19:26.000 New Yorkers.
00:19:28.000 Subway, she is a Cuomo.
00:19:31.000 Oh jeez.
00:19:34.000 So he was suspended indefinitely for Chris Cuomo.
00:19:39.000 Here's the thing, everyone knew that he was helping his brother, but he was suspended because they found out that he was digging up dirt on the legitimate accusers of sexual assault from Andrew Cuomo.
00:19:46.000 So here's a statement, the New York Attorney General's Office released transcripts and exhibits Monday that shed new light on Chris Cuomo's involvement in his brother's defense.
00:19:54.000 We also appreciated the unique position he was in, this is from CNN, and his need to put family first and his job second, and then later they said, However, these documents point to a greater level of involvement in his brother's efforts than we previously knew.
00:20:07.000 As a result, we have suspended Chris indefinitely pending further evaluation.
00:20:13.000 I want to be clear about something here.
00:20:18.000 I get it.
00:20:19.000 I don't think this is the worst thing that Chris Cuomo has done.
00:20:21.000 Now, if my brother, for example, were in trouble and I had the ability to help him on the show, I can't really put myself in his shoes because I wouldn't help him dig dirt up on people that he allegedly raped, sexually assaulted.
00:20:33.000 But then again, I haven't also sexually assaulted people.
00:20:35.000 Both brothers have.
00:20:37.000 So that's something that I will not defend.
00:20:39.000 But I do understand and kind of respect being loyal to your brother to a degree.
00:20:45.000 The issue here is not only did Chris Cuomo lie about this, Chris Cuomo
00:20:50.000 lies about everything. Now what do I mean by this? So what did he lie about? He lied about the
00:20:55.000 lockdown. Remember he was out riding his bike.
00:20:58.000 Yeah. He lied about that. He lies about the weights that he lifts. He lied about Fredo
00:21:05.000 being a well-known slur against the Italian people.
00:21:08.000 Yeah, and as somebody who's part Italian, it's just not.
00:21:11.000 It's a slur against you.
00:21:12.000 Yes, exactly.
00:21:13.000 It's like the N-word.
00:21:14.000 It's not even a slur if it's appropriate because you are the brother of a criminal family and you're the worst one.
00:21:20.000 Yeah, you're Fredo.
00:21:21.000 It really does fit.
00:21:22.000 Yes, it really does.
00:21:24.000 Andrew would whack you in a boat.
00:21:25.000 Right?
00:21:26.000 If they were to remake The Godfather, the casting sheet would read, for Fredo, a Chris Cuomo type.
00:21:32.000 Yes.
00:21:33.000 Find us a Chris Cuomo type character.
00:21:35.000 I believe if you look at the original script, it does say that.
00:21:37.000 It doesn't say that?
00:21:38.000 Yeah.
00:21:39.000 There's a scratched out Chris.
00:21:40.000 Sorry, I mean Fredo.
00:21:42.000 And he lied about, he also lied about, this is something that seems inconsequential, but it's not.
00:21:46.000 He lied about his dunk.
00:21:48.000 And what do I mean by this?
00:21:50.000 And you can go back to the segment because we found the actual basketball hoop that he dunked in his backyard.
00:21:55.000 We thoroughly disproved this.
00:21:57.000 And we looked at the angle. So he went out of his way to tell people that he was dunking on a 10-foot rim,
00:22:03.000 uploaded it, and then argued with people as to its legitimacy in the comment section.
00:22:12.000 But I think the Fisher-Price logo is what gave it away.
00:22:16.000 It was a 4-in-1 tailor?
00:22:18.000 Yeah, and then look, air hockey!
00:22:20.000 It's that yellow plastic hoop.
00:22:23.000 He's got a hat trick.
00:22:24.000 Yes, here's the thing about this, though.
00:22:26.000 Think about it.
00:22:27.000 No one was saying, bet you can't dunk on a 10-foot rim.
00:22:29.000 Yeah, I can.
00:22:30.000 It was, he decided, his head popped off the pillow, oh, I'm gonna lie about this, and then defended.
00:22:36.000 He didn't need to lie.
00:22:38.000 He decided to go out and lie, and then defended the lie vigorously.
00:22:44.000 That is That is a pathology, and so sometimes people skim past it.
00:22:51.000 If he's lying about these things, there's no reason to lie.
00:22:54.000 What is he doing with the topics, with the subjects, when he hosts a news program and his brother's governor, how is he treating the issues that actually matter, where he stands to gain from that lie?
00:23:04.000 So, he did have a great run at CNN, and we're going to lose some material for segments, but of course, Chris Cuomo, the lesser Cuomo, it's time to close.
00:23:16.000 Just looking out of the window, watching the asphalt grow.
00:23:22.000 Thinking how it all looks handy.
00:23:25.000 How do you know the words to Good Time?
00:23:27.000 You know I'm black on the inside.
00:23:28.000 Time to close.
00:23:32.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning.
00:23:40.000 Chris, what are you doing?
00:23:41.000 Just getting a little pre-show pop.
00:23:44.000 What does it say?
00:23:45.000 Uh, Cuomo Prime Time.
00:23:47.000 I thought I did so well on that nasal test standing up there.
00:23:51.000 She did the swab.
00:23:52.000 I did not flinch.
00:23:53.000 I was a cool dude in a loose mood.
00:23:55.000 Punk-ass bitches from the right call me Fredo.
00:23:58.000 My name is Chris Cuomo.
00:23:59.000 But Fredo is from the Godfather.
00:24:01.000 He was our weak brother.
00:24:03.000 It's an insult to your f***ing people.
00:24:04.000 It's like the N-word for us.
00:24:09.000 Yes, it is like the n-word for Italians.
00:24:12.000 No one.
00:24:17.000 I can't wait to do Don Lemon's.
00:24:20.000 It's coming up.
00:24:20.000 Oh, it's gonna be a good closing time.
00:24:22.000 Well, by the way, did you notice?
00:24:24.000 Brian Stelter didn't defend Chris Cuomo at all.
00:24:26.000 No, he did read the statement this morning, but that was it.
00:24:29.000 Yesterday, I think.
00:24:30.000 Oh, he did it this morning, too.
00:24:31.000 Oh, did he?
00:24:31.000 Well, that's even worse.
00:24:32.000 He went back.
00:24:34.000 I'm gonna get the primetime slot!
00:24:37.000 I'm gonna love my pre-show pump.
00:24:39.000 Yes!
00:24:40.000 Get here, Toobin!
00:24:42.000 I would never sexually assault a woman.
00:24:44.000 No!
00:24:44.000 Not me.
00:24:45.000 Oh yeah, that's right.
00:24:48.000 This video has been wiped from the internet.
00:24:51.000 His wife was doing yoga and he just walked, he just strolled.
00:24:54.000 Now, let me be clear.
00:24:56.000 I have no problem with a guy being naked at his house, okay?
00:24:58.000 If anyone ever says, hey, this picture is of Steven Crowder naked at his house, probably me.
00:25:05.000 It's likely true.
00:25:07.000 We can look at the ass and see.
00:25:08.000 I would certainly hope so.
00:25:11.000 Oh, definitely.
00:25:12.000 Sorry.
00:25:13.000 Absolutely.
00:25:14.000 I mean, it could be anybody.
00:25:15.000 I don't know.
00:25:16.000 There's naked dudes in my house all the time.
00:25:19.000 It could be anybody with incision scars from titanium rods that replaced it.
00:25:23.000 It's a common procedure!
00:25:26.000 It's the fact that that was, again, the lack of accountability, that that was either streamed or uploaded.
00:25:32.000 And someone said, sure, yeah.
00:25:33.000 They didn't have a problem with it for like a day until someone said, that's a naked Cuomo.
00:25:38.000 There's a Cuomo in the back.
00:25:40.000 And I don't think that was an accident.
00:25:41.000 No.
00:25:42.000 That he went in front of the camera naked.
00:25:43.000 No, I don't think that.
00:25:44.000 He's trying to show off.
00:25:45.000 It wasn't a wide angle lens.
00:25:47.000 He had to pick his, but he had to hit a mark.
00:25:49.000 He probably fluffed it and was like, I hope it catches on camera.
00:25:55.000 Gotta be happy out here.
00:25:56.000 They're crying out loud.
00:25:57.000 Yes, but I am often naked at my house.
00:25:59.000 One time I was in the backyard and Betty, we had this bullfrog that would jump in the pool and it was dark.
00:26:05.000 It was at night.
00:26:07.000 So Betty jumps in the pool after this bullfrog, and she's... I realize she's... the bullfrog, sorry, is down at the bottom of the pool, and she is just swimming in a circle, and her head is going lower and lower and lower into the water.
00:26:18.000 She's like, I will not get out!
00:26:19.000 So I flip on the porch light.
00:26:20.000 At this point, I have my firearm and my keys, and I just go like, I can't... I just drop my pants and jump in to grab Betty, and my neighbor's like, hey, what's going on over there?
00:26:30.000 And I'm walking with a wet dog and my penis.
00:26:34.000 It's like, I had too much in my pockets.
00:26:36.000 And I still had socks!
00:26:38.000 I still had socks!
00:26:39.000 The funny thing is you turned around and stood there and said it.
00:26:41.000 You could have kept walking.
00:26:42.000 I waited for a good half hour for my neighbor to show up.
00:26:46.000 Yeah, you're just holding.
00:26:47.000 He's never gonna believe this!
00:26:49.000 Hey Art!
00:26:51.000 Come out!
00:26:51.000 It's funny, you're wet and just holding a jar of peanut butter.
00:26:55.000 Hey, neighbor.
00:26:57.000 Oh, what are you doing there?
00:26:59.000 Uh, training.
00:27:00.000 You never know.
00:27:01.000 Don't be judgmental.
00:27:02.000 It's generational.
00:27:02.000 Okay.
00:27:03.000 So now we're going to move on, speaking of lying, to NBC.
00:27:07.000 It's not just CNN.
00:27:09.000 Everyone here remember the story of NBC, MSNBC, WMSNBC following the bus, or the bus, the van of the Cal Rittenhouse jury?
00:27:18.000 Yes.
00:27:19.000 So we covered that.
00:27:20.000 We actually, I believe we were the, at least we broke it on air.
00:27:23.000 At this point, it wasn't widely disseminated.
00:27:25.000 I don't know if we were the people to find the producer, Irene Byan, the Asian lady.
00:27:32.000 It was pretty bad when you heard the story, but just last night the police camera footage was released, and here's what I want.
00:27:40.000 Again, I want you to watch this.
00:27:42.000 See if you can, in real time, spot the lie.
00:27:45.000 There's a lie.
00:27:46.000 First off, you can just hear in the voice that it's like a kid who got caught, or like the guy with the peanut butter.
00:27:55.000 At certain points you go, uh, nothing.
00:27:58.000 It's like a naked man holding a wet dog.
00:27:59.000 Yeah, like a naked man holding a wet dog with a bullfrog hanging from its teeth.
00:28:05.000 What?
00:28:05.000 What, it's not normal?
00:28:07.000 Everybody, come on.
00:28:09.000 Who among us?
00:28:10.000 Come on, Hanson.
00:28:11.000 Me, I have not.
00:28:12.000 I am the who among us.
00:28:14.000 Oh, well, you must be very proud of yourself.
00:28:16.000 I can't wait till we find out the real Jared.
00:28:20.000 Gerald!
00:28:20.000 Yeah, Roald, I don't go by that.
00:28:21.000 Have you not known his name this whole time?
00:28:23.000 I know his name, that's why I call him Jared.
00:28:26.000 Well, if we want a bullcrap story, we went to Jared.
00:28:30.000 Did you see that?
00:28:32.000 I lied.
00:28:32.000 That was a good one.
00:28:34.000 I know it's Gerald.
00:28:35.000 It's Gerald A. Nope, he's Gerald A. I say Jared because he reminds me of the subway guy.
00:28:40.000 Oh, well that's better.
00:28:42.000 It doesn't help that every morning you come in and hold up your pants.
00:28:46.000 Yeah, you show everybody, you're like, look Dave, look how thinner I am than you.
00:28:50.000 They gave it away.
00:28:52.000 And then you eat a 12-inch sub in two bites.
00:28:54.000 Yeah, I don't know how he does it.
00:28:55.000 It's a skill.
00:28:56.000 It's astonishing.
00:28:57.000 It's a skill like anything else.
00:28:58.000 Like Scooby-Doo or a good actress.
00:29:01.000 Dave, does this turn you on?
00:29:03.000 And why when you swallow the footlong meatball sub do you go... It's crazy.
00:29:08.000 You shuffle meatballs like a deck of cards.
00:29:10.000 Those things are tasty.
00:29:12.000 I ate a footlong pastrami on rye!
00:29:16.000 Maybe stop going through the fridge at the Haunted House, you stoner.
00:29:20.000 Get your shit together.
00:29:22.000 I apologize.
00:29:23.000 Okay, so the body cam footage from the police.
00:29:26.000 This is NBC, a producer, following the jury van.
00:29:30.000 I want you to see if you can spot the lie in real time.
00:29:34.000 Here we go.
00:29:34.000 What's the significance of you being here?
00:29:38.000 I work for NBC.
00:29:39.000 For NBC?
00:29:40.000 Yeah.
00:29:40.000 Okay, you're a reporter?
00:29:43.000 Producer.
00:29:43.000 Producer?
00:29:44.000 Yeah, they told me to do it.
00:29:46.000 New York told you to follow a vehicle?
00:29:50.000 What, your office is in New York, or what?
00:29:52.000 That's right.
00:29:52.000 How did they know about this vehicle?
00:29:57.000 I mean, it was discreet.
00:29:59.000 I wasn't, like, talking to anybody.
00:30:01.000 Just trying to find a location.
00:30:03.000 That's all.
00:30:04.000 Can you hear me?
00:30:06.000 I can hear you now.
00:30:08.000 Okay.
00:30:09.000 Hi, officer.
00:30:10.000 My name is Irene.
00:30:11.000 I'm a booking producer with NBC News.
00:30:16.000 We were just trying to respectfully just It's possible to find any leads about the case and so we were just keeping our distance just to see where people involved in the trial are positioned.
00:30:47.000 Any of the jury members or whoever's in the car, we just were trying to see like where, seeing where key players in the trial may be at.
00:31:01.000 Alright, so real quick, you advised him to follow like any vehicle?
00:31:08.000 Did you know which vehicle he was following?
00:31:11.000 Larry?
00:31:11.000 We just had our people positioned in different areas of the courthouse.
00:31:18.000 To see if anyone would be able to, in different areas.
00:31:30.000 And so we were just like, following.
00:31:34.000 We're gonna ask you guys to not do that.
00:31:43.000 Yeah.
00:31:45.000 Listen, I ask you this as a law enforcement professional, don't be an asshole.
00:31:51.000 Not your whole life.
00:31:52.000 She can't even make anything up though.
00:31:55.000 She's just stammering, lying, it's painfully obvious, and you're just admitting to putting people in danger.
00:32:03.000 And then she says she doesn't.
00:32:04.000 She says, we had them positioned to follow key players to see where they were.
00:32:07.000 And then she said, you know, we were just following anybody.
00:32:10.000 No, you just said that you knew they were key players, okay?
00:32:14.000 And now you say you didn't know.
00:32:15.000 And also, it's easy to fact check that lie.
00:32:18.000 Did they follow anyone else who was not the jurors?
00:32:21.000 Hey, where are the investigative journalists?
00:32:23.000 Oh, right, they're banned from Twitter!
00:32:25.000 Hey, so Mission Control actually just sent me a Snopes fact check.
00:32:28.000 Any guesses as to what they said?
00:32:29.000 Uh, let me guess.
00:32:30.000 That it's false that NBC followed a jury van?
00:32:32.000 So, not exactly.
00:32:33.000 They actually said, for the claim, in November 2021, an MSNBC producer intentionally followed a bus containing jurors in the murder trial of Kyle Rittenhouse.
00:32:39.000 Unproven.
00:32:43.000 What they said was, in a statement provided to CNN's Brian Stelter by MSNBC, they said, Stelter.
00:32:48.000 Reliable sources.
00:32:49.000 What?
00:32:49.000 Yeah, claim is a claim!
00:32:50.000 Last night a freelancer received a traffic citation.
00:32:52.000 While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted
00:32:55.000 or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations and never photographed or intended to photograph
00:32:59.000 them.
00:33:00.000 But that's not what the claim was about.
00:33:01.000 The claim was about them trying to follow a bus.
00:33:06.000 Smash the like button on YouTube to confirm that you are going to send a letter to Snopes.
00:33:11.000 Let's have Mission Control find a complaint or a tip line.
00:33:14.000 Smash the like button so I know how many thousands of you right now are going to put pressure on Snopes.
00:33:20.000 It's not only a lie, it's a lie with documentation now!
00:33:24.000 I hope they change it in the face of the... because what they just said, first off, wasn't addressing the claim.
00:33:29.000 And it's wrong, as you see on the police camera footage.
00:33:32.000 Yeah, well one of the things you need to look at there, they said it was key players, but then she also said jury members as well, so you know she was talking about jury members the whole time, but the thing that bothers me is they ask, okay, how did you know which bus to follow?
00:33:46.000 Like, how did you know how to do this?
00:33:48.000 How did they have the information?
00:33:48.000 There was one.
00:33:49.000 Did they just sit outside and watch the bus leave and they were following the entire time?
00:33:53.000 Right.
00:33:53.000 What are you... Okay, so fine.
00:33:54.000 You're following the bus with no intention to contact anybody or photograph anything.
00:33:59.000 Then why the hell are you following the bus?
00:33:59.000 Respectfully.
00:34:01.000 Here's... Well, only one of two reasons.
00:34:03.000 Well...
00:34:04.000 doxing. Well, it's obvious. Or, or because you're not allowed to interview anyone related, uh,
00:34:09.000 related to the case at all during that trial. Yeah. Right.
00:34:11.000 Or the juries, I should, uh, the jury members, I should say. I think Grosskritz was
00:34:15.000 everywhere with his lawyer. Just completely indicted himself. Pretty much. But look at that 10 million
00:34:21.000 gauge. But the thing here is, is, um, they, I guess we're trying to get their location so they
00:34:28.000 could try to immediately go after, but.
00:34:30.000 But here's the thing.
00:34:30.000 The judge, and it was well known on the record, that they were trying to get the jury out of town as quickly as possible.
00:34:36.000 So there is no excuse.
00:34:38.000 They knew that this was a safety risk.
00:34:40.000 They knew that the jury knew it was a safety risk.
00:34:43.000 And there's a lot more that we don't know.
00:34:45.000 Kind of like the Vegas shooting.
00:34:46.000 Who tipped off the cops?
00:34:47.000 Was it a juror in the van who was concerned?
00:34:50.000 How did they know?
00:34:50.000 Like you said, how did they know where that bus was going?
00:34:53.000 How did they know to follow that bus or that van?
00:34:56.000 Sorry, it's been reported two different ways.
00:34:58.000 And, by the way, this girl, Irene, social media is still entirely wiped.
00:35:02.000 What's her employment status with NBC?
00:35:05.000 Probably got a bonus.
00:35:06.000 Hey, you did find the bus, apparently.
00:35:07.000 Sorry, you were going to say something, Dave, but then I cut you off.
00:35:10.000 No, I was just saying that obviously the only reason they would be following them is to dox where they're at.
00:35:16.000 Or to gather information on that, which is extraordinarily dangerous.
00:35:20.000 And illegal!
00:35:21.000 It's illegal to intimidate a jury.
00:35:24.000 I'm not sure if following an unmarked anonymous car or where they are Yes, okay, you're right, it's illegal.
00:35:33.000 It is frowned upon.
00:35:35.000 Yes, it's generally frowned upon.
00:35:37.000 Listen, all they have to do is report you, right?
00:35:41.000 You're on the jury, knock, knock, knock, right after the trial.
00:35:44.000 Hey, why did you vote to acquit Kyle Rittenhouse?
00:35:47.000 Oh, I looked at a mountain of evidence.
00:35:49.000 Well, he's a known white supremacist who illegally shot people with a gun and carried it across state lines.
00:35:55.000 Care to comment?
00:35:56.000 That's all they have to do and all of a sudden your face is on the news and now the rage mob comes after you.
00:36:00.000 Yes, I would like to comment.
00:36:02.000 Irene, you're a horrible bitch and I disrespect you for this.
00:36:06.000 And for everyone who wants to contact Snopes, just go to Snopes.com slash contact.
00:36:10.000 Snopes.com slash contact.
00:36:12.000 Smash that like button on YouTube right now to let me know that you're doing it.
00:36:17.000 This is important because this is about our justice system here.
00:36:22.000 Think about the consequences.
00:36:25.000 Think about the tentacles of these lies.
00:36:28.000 You have a man on, thank God, the saving grace here is no one watches these networks anymore.
00:36:33.000 No one respects them.
00:36:34.000 But you have someone on prime time who If this country still believed it was an actual news network, was doing the bidding for his brother who was governor of New York with the single worst COVID response outside of Michigan, who actively tried to cover it up and both committed sexual assault and were covering up for each other.
00:36:52.000 And then here you have a producer at NBC and one of her lackeys going out to try and effectively sway the jury in one of the most important self-defense trials of our time.
00:37:05.000 Think of the consequences of these lies.
00:37:08.000 The media, everyone in Washington D.C., the entertainment industry.
00:37:14.000 And then people wonder, when Bernie Sanders says the system is rigged, it's not because of a guy who owns a few Chuck E. Cheeses and makes a couple million this year.
00:37:22.000 It's because the FBI, the DOJ, the President can go after Kyle Rittenhouse.
00:37:26.000 The media will make sure that they try and get the verdict through intimidation, coercion, or any tactic therein.
00:37:32.000 And then, of course, if you have people who you would criticize, like we have on this show, uh, your brother may be hosting a show.
00:37:38.000 Keep it... You know what?
00:37:39.000 We're not allowed to do this anymore on this channel, Tocanow, and you can confirm, Gerald, you can confirm.
00:37:43.000 We're not allowed to do What a Piece of Shit segments on YouTube.
00:37:45.000 Why not?
00:37:46.000 We were told... We're not allowed to do Piece of Shit segments on YouTube anymore.
00:37:51.000 Could it apply anymore?
00:37:54.000 No.
00:37:55.000 No.
00:37:55.000 They're mad about us!
00:37:56.000 But also with Cuomo and CNN going after them, what did they think was going to happen while they've pushed this agenda for the last three years?
00:38:05.000 Did they really think that we're one of the good ones was going to actually work out in their favor?
00:38:10.000 I wasn't photographing!
00:38:12.000 Right, that's what they're doing, though.
00:38:14.000 It's like, you're just pushing this agenda that completely goes against you and everything you are and everything that is America, and then it's like, oh, they just kicked me into the curb.
00:38:23.000 Yeah, that was the goal, you dumb bitch.
00:38:25.000 Yes!
00:38:26.000 Whoa!
00:38:27.000 Pardon my language.
00:38:28.000 Pardon my language.
00:38:29.000 It's okay.
00:38:29.000 To him, bitch, at least it's not like the N-word to Italians.
00:38:32.000 Oh, it is.
00:38:33.000 I don't mean to.
00:38:33.000 It is.
00:38:35.000 It really is.
00:38:35.000 Pardon me, Fredo.
00:38:38.000 I mean, Frey does.
00:38:40.000 Oh, I hope this weekend he has a meeting with a piano wire.
00:38:43.000 Okay.
00:38:43.000 Yesterday, former Vice President Joe Biden... He was begging cocktail waitresses to do it at that.
00:38:51.000 Yesterday, former Vice President Joe Biden...
00:38:54.000 Assured us that we can have total confidence.
00:38:57.000 Yes.
00:38:57.000 And his ability to carry out his presidential duties when he signed four bipartisan veteran bills, kind of, of consequence.
00:39:04.000 So it's time for This Week in Biden.
00:39:06.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:39:10.000 All right.
00:39:15.000 Here we go.
00:39:16.000 Men title, well I'm not going to read it all.
00:39:19.000 This time what are we doing? All right Alright.
00:39:27.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:39:30.000 The former vice president doesn't have time to read bills.
00:39:33.000 Why does he sign L.R.
00:39:35.000 Biden, by the way?
00:39:36.000 Has anybody noticed he doesn't know his name anymore?
00:39:40.000 J.R.
00:39:40.000 Biden.
00:39:41.000 His J's just look like L's.
00:39:42.000 That's not a J. That's a straight line.
00:39:45.000 Your J's look like L's.
00:39:47.000 I have a cold.
00:39:47.000 Therefore your J's look like L's?
00:39:49.000 I have a stutter.
00:39:50.000 Yes.
00:39:50.000 Stop it.
00:39:51.000 He signs like a pill mill doctor so he doesn't have to explain himself later.
00:39:55.000 Yeah, like David Dow.
00:39:56.000 I love how he goes to start reading and he's like, I'm not going to read the entire thing.
00:40:00.000 No, you're not going to read any of it.
00:40:01.000 Yeah, you're not going to read any of it.
00:40:02.000 You didn't read one word of it.
00:40:03.000 If it was the five-page Green New Deal, you would read less than one-fifth.
00:40:08.000 Yeah, you didn't read the title.
00:40:11.000 I stopped.
00:40:11.000 The title was, Bet She Won't Sign This, You Old Coot.
00:40:14.000 It was just a picture of Kamala Harris.
00:40:19.000 Tom Selleck comes in a second later and takes the White House.
00:40:22.000 What did I sign?
00:40:23.000 What?
00:40:25.000 Oh no!
00:40:25.000 You got a good price.
00:40:26.000 Just a photo booth reel of Kamala Harris with Biden's corpse, a skeleton in his wig.
00:40:32.000 25th Amendment?
00:40:33.000 I just resigned?
00:40:34.000 No!
00:40:36.000 Aw, she's a redhead!
00:40:38.000 Yoinks!
00:40:41.000 She hits a button and he falls through a trap door into a furnace.
00:40:46.000 He's just immediately put in a home.
00:40:49.000 That's for your own good, Joe!
00:40:52.000 For your own good.
00:40:53.000 Oh, that's sad.
00:40:54.000 Now I'm picturing him in a courtyard with, you know, no one visiting.
00:40:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:40:57.000 That's sad.
00:40:59.000 I was president.
00:41:00.000 Yeah, kind of.
00:41:01.000 Whatever.
00:41:02.000 We believe you.
00:41:02.000 Sure you were.
00:41:04.000 Sure you were.
00:41:04.000 Okay, here's your meds.
00:41:06.000 Come on, man!
00:41:08.000 Oh, like father, like piece of crap, son.
00:41:10.000 Okay.
00:41:11.000 Yes.
00:41:11.000 So, as I'm sure, by the way, you know, today is December 1st.
00:41:14.000 It is!
00:41:15.000 So, that marks the start of the National Safe Toys and Gifts Month.
00:41:21.000 Apparently, toys can be more dangerous than I realized.
00:41:22.000 According to the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission, 251,000 toy-related injuries were treated by hospital emergency rooms around the U.S.
00:41:32.000 in 2010.
00:41:33.000 I guess the number was so bad they just didn't keep trying after 2010.
00:41:37.000 We're not going to update this.
00:41:38.000 It's going to get so sinny I can't handle it.
00:41:39.000 It's not going to get better.
00:41:41.000 Let's be honest, 250,000 of them involved a man's rectum.
00:41:45.000 Yes!
00:41:46.000 You have a tonka truck!
00:41:50.000 Every time I've ever met a nurse, I'm like, what's the weirdest thing you've found inside an accident?
00:41:55.000 Oh yeah.
00:41:56.000 And they will tell you.
00:41:57.000 How much time do you have?
00:41:58.000 Yeah, I've had Barbie doll.
00:42:01.000 How did you get the dump truck in there?
00:42:02.000 Do you know what I have?
00:42:03.000 Amazing.
00:42:04.000 I don't know if I should tell this.
00:42:04.000 I feel like this show's... let's not be too dirty.
00:42:06.000 Let's be I don't think it's dirty.
00:42:07.000 I don't think it's dirty.
00:42:11.000 Do you know what she found?
00:42:13.000 If you have kids, they shouldn't listen to this.
00:42:14.000 I'm not gonna swear, but it's gross.
00:42:17.000 Fire hose that perforated the rectum.
00:42:20.000 Oh no!
00:42:22.000 Like a firetruck firehose?
00:42:25.000 Well, I don't know if it was a firetruck firehose or like civil rights with German Shepherds firehose.
00:42:28.000 But it was a firehose.
00:42:29.000 Yes.
00:42:30.000 What did they think would happen?
00:42:31.000 Yeah.
00:42:31.000 I don't know.
00:42:32.000 That thing's got blasting power that's unbelievable.
00:42:35.000 I know.
00:42:35.000 The PSI on that.
00:42:36.000 I called it a day with the Super Soaker 3000.
00:42:38.000 I know.
00:42:38.000 With the backpack.
00:42:39.000 Oh, believe me.
00:42:42.000 But then I was light as a feather.
00:42:43.000 So.
00:42:46.000 What are you doing?
00:42:47.000 Just playing with the dangerous?
00:42:50.000 It's time for my colonic.
00:42:54.000 It's just filled with vodka.
00:42:57.000 I'm gonna get so drunk.
00:43:01.000 All I knew was a kid who had... Someone can tell me, I think it was a Super Soaker 2000, Super Soaker 5000.
00:43:05.000 I know what you're talking about.
00:43:07.000 Whoever had it, you were like, their parents are rich.
00:43:09.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:43:10.000 I had the original Super Soaker, and then I had the one that added the ball on the end.
00:43:13.000 I had the ball on the end too, and I would just take it off and throw it at people because it sucked.
00:43:17.000 It didn't do anything.
00:43:18.000 No, it was supposed to be, like, extra.
00:43:20.000 It was all for looks.
00:43:21.000 There's no extra ammo in there.
00:43:22.000 If this was a real fight, I'd be dead.
00:43:23.000 Did you ever have the one that could go around corners?
00:43:25.000 No.
00:43:26.000 Oh, I did.
00:43:26.000 Yeah.
00:43:27.000 And the first thing I did... I had the Nerf gun that did that.
00:43:29.000 No, that wasn't rich.
00:43:30.000 That wasn't even that big.
00:43:32.000 Yeah, richer than me.
00:43:34.000 You could go around corners.
00:43:35.000 And me.
00:43:36.000 And basically, and it broke after two minutes.
00:43:38.000 And I remember the first thing I did was, like, I filled it up.
00:43:40.000 Yeah.
00:43:41.000 People out there, do you remember this?
00:43:43.000 So I filled it up and I was like, hey dad!
00:43:45.000 And I aimed it here and I went...
00:43:48.000 My dad's like, oh, I don't know, it looks like you're gonna shoot that tree there.
00:43:51.000 Oh no!
00:43:52.000 That was a great dad.
00:43:54.000 Then he beat me.
00:43:56.000 Yeah, no, I'm sure a super soaker got me a whoopin' once or twice in my day.
00:44:01.000 Got a fire hose up the... All those toys, even the slip and slide, and now I guess they don't have the hooks that they used to have.
00:44:10.000 They're basically the metal tent hooks that rip your flesh.
00:44:15.000 We actually set it up in our yard where we only had room for it to go into a pricker bush.
00:44:21.000 And no one cared.
00:44:22.000 We just did it.
00:44:23.000 We were just like, ouch!
00:44:24.000 It hurts so much!
00:44:25.000 Not with a beard.
00:44:26.000 That was so fun for two and a half seconds before I impaled myself.
00:44:31.000 Kids don't know anymore how dangerous these toys are.
00:44:34.000 My dad, he would use them to punish me.
00:44:36.000 If I acted up, he'd make me go play lawn darts in a thunderstorm.
00:44:39.000 It was like Squid Game.
00:44:40.000 Well, it's like that old SNL sketch with Dan Aykroyd when he's like, it's a bag of glass.
00:44:45.000 It's a bag of glass!
00:44:46.000 Kids like glass, they pick it up everywhere, now it's just a bag of glass.
00:44:50.000 Funny thing is, you actually do it better than Dan Aykroyd, so.
00:44:52.000 Thank you.
00:44:53.000 I do not like that.
00:44:55.000 No?
00:44:56.000 Have you met him?
00:44:57.000 No, I just mean he takes himself so seriously now.
00:44:59.000 Oh, I don't think he, I think he's so mentally gone.
00:45:02.000 Yeah.
00:45:03.000 Yeah, he's like alienated.
00:45:05.000 Anyway, okay.
00:45:05.000 So it's safe toy month, and one person who might want to pay special attention.
00:45:09.000 Speaking of lies, the lies now, what they go into the medical field.
00:45:13.000 So when people say it's a culture war, it's no, no, no, no.
00:45:15.000 It's a lie that is agreed upon, and you are now going to determine You are now going to determine what language we're allowed
00:45:22.000 to use.
00:45:23.000 And I know what you're saying, well, Stephen, you're going too far to make a point.
00:45:26.000 No.
00:45:27.000 Not internationally respected newspaper.
00:45:30.000 And what I'm going to read, all references available at ladderwithcutter.com.
00:45:32.000 This is not a Photoshop.
00:45:34.000 You wouldn't believe me.
00:45:35.000 If I could travel in time just to the first two years of Obama's presidency where he was against gay marriage, you would say, what?
00:45:42.000 This isn't a real story.
00:45:43.000 So, Chloe Thompson from Teesside, England.
00:45:50.000 Thompson was caught using a sex toy and servicing Thompson in public.
00:45:54.000 This is what the article reads.
00:45:57.000 She is charged with committing a public nuisance by indecently exposing her penis to other members of the public whilst wilts, masturbating from a property window.
00:46:08.000 I love how they're still using wilts.
00:46:11.000 Speaking of.
00:46:11.000 Speaking of right now on CNN.
00:46:13.000 Honestly, the word wilts is what bothers me most about that whole thing.
00:46:17.000 That man is charged with publicly masturbating on a Zoom call whilst eating a peanut butter sandwich!
00:46:24.000 And the worst part was it was crunchy!
00:46:28.000 Everyone knows to get in the mood you must eat smooth, Tuba!
00:46:31.000 Smooth!
00:46:34.000 Her penis was flapping betwixt her thighs.
00:46:38.000 Truly vexing me.
00:46:40.000 I found myself entranced by the movement of her member.
00:46:44.000 And swazzled.
00:46:46.000 As she revealed her John Thomas, I found myself warming to the sense of her touch.
00:46:54.000 Her motherly penis.
00:46:56.000 Yes.
00:46:59.000 As I gazed upon her matronly testicles, Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
00:47:07.000 I found myself turned off by the chewing gum on her pubis!
00:47:11.000 Gerald and I were looking at that for the show and just like, what? Why?
00:47:16.000 What in the world?
00:47:17.000 Like that's just a sentence and lots of people were like, yeah that's good.
00:47:21.000 Good.
00:47:22.000 It's from Gazette Live.
00:47:23.000 The two words, her and penis, should never be that close together in a sentence.
00:47:27.000 Totally normal.
00:47:28.000 It's like I'm just saying.
00:47:30.000 People say, oh, it's a culture.
00:47:31.000 Well, look, here's the problem is, what if it becomes hate speech?
00:47:34.000 And it is to say, no, there's no such thing as her penis.
00:47:39.000 I'm taking a risk saying it right now on YouTube, just to be clear.
00:47:43.000 That could be, depending on who's moderating that day, Could be a risk.
00:47:47.000 Could be considered deadnaming.
00:47:48.000 Oh no, there's no such thing as her penis.
00:47:49.000 What, what, what?
00:47:51.000 It was said we'd make it a line of clothing, her penis.
00:47:54.000 Yes.
00:47:54.000 Yes.
00:47:55.000 Penis.
00:47:55.000 Yes, this is a new trend.
00:47:57.000 I used to wear pants that were juicy upon my upper thighs, but now it's all about her penis couture, you see.
00:48:04.000 Her penis.
00:48:06.000 You know, we'll go with that.
00:48:07.000 Herpes-ness.
00:48:08.000 Herpes-ness, yes.
00:48:10.000 That is about the essence of the sauce.
00:48:13.000 Lord and lady, go, Dick.
00:48:18.000 Yes, yes, please.
00:48:21.000 I present to you Bishop Chick with Dick.
00:48:24.000 Yes.
00:48:25.000 Oh, hello.
00:48:26.000 Right.
00:48:26.000 Right, right, right.
00:48:28.000 All hail the quack... the thing.
00:48:31.000 Yes.
00:48:31.000 In her... all hail... in her... Serving in her royal majesty's secret service.
00:48:37.000 Ah, whatever that is.
00:48:38.000 Yes.
00:48:39.000 She fell off a horse and her right testicle was destroyed.
00:48:42.000 Bravely destroyed.
00:48:44.000 And beautifully!
00:48:46.000 Lest we forget!
00:48:48.000 Her beautiful, striking penis and taint.
00:48:51.000 So, does the glass condom fit her?
00:48:59.000 Better get home before midnight or your pumpkin will turn into a penis!
00:49:03.000 It is true love!
00:49:04.000 Yes, but she's left her glass scumbag because the legend says that only true love's Eskimo she-penis can save her.
00:49:19.000 Sword fight!
00:49:24.000 The thing is, I didn't think of that in five years coming from Disney.
00:49:26.000 Oh yeah, that's absolutely true.
00:49:28.000 Oh, that's for sure.
00:49:30.000 You don't turn into a pumpkin when you just come back.
00:49:32.000 Yeah, when we're watching Cinderfella.
00:49:34.000 Hey, they already had that.
00:49:37.000 What about sneakers?
00:49:38.000 The Aristococks!
00:49:43.000 There are no cats anymore, it's just gone!
00:49:45.000 Yes, there's no cats.
00:49:46.000 Well, what did you expect?
00:49:47.000 We put it in the title.
00:49:48.000 It's all roosters.
00:49:49.000 All the meaning to the family jewels.
00:49:50.000 Yes.
00:49:51.000 Aladdic.
00:49:56.000 The lion cock, I can just... Oh, no.
00:49:58.000 We can go all day.
00:49:59.000 Yes, yes.
00:50:01.000 The jungle penis.
00:50:02.000 Yes, the jungle penis.
00:50:04.000 That's not even creative.
00:50:06.000 The lion, the witch and the transition surgery doctor.
00:50:08.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:50:10.000 Blue is just bald.
00:50:15.000 I can't believe that this is... Big blue balls that live in a forest and sing, I've got the ball necessities, the simple ball necessities.
00:50:24.000 Did we tape that Baloo sketch?
00:50:26.000 Oh no we didn't.
00:50:27.000 I forgot about that.
00:50:28.000 I forgot about that.
00:50:29.000 I don't want to ruin it now.
00:50:30.000 Oh he was clearly a pedophile.
00:50:31.000 Oh yeah.
00:50:32.000 He was naked going, he was naked traveling down a river with a boy in a loincloth telling him he didn't need his parents.
00:50:38.000 He's like, why don't you sit on my stomach and use me as a boat?
00:50:43.000 Want to go for a ride?
00:50:45.000 Oh Baloo, what are the bare necessities?
00:50:48.000 Quaaludes and Astroglide.
00:50:52.000 Seems I need quite a bit more than that.
00:50:53.000 Maybe some flints?
00:50:55.000 Uh-huh.
00:50:56.000 Don't you bears like honey?
00:50:58.000 Yeah, yeah, I do.
00:51:00.000 Yeah.
00:51:01.000 Alright.
00:51:03.000 I do.
00:51:03.000 I bet this this lady slash man gets his or her toys delivered probably by Norwegian Santa.
00:51:09.000 That reminds me, today is also National AIDS Day.
00:51:12.000 So if she did get that toy from Norwegian Santa, she might want to schedule an appointment at the local clinic.
00:51:19.000 Also, because Norwegian Santa, you know, is a little bit down on his luck, you guys can go to craftershop.com.
00:51:26.000 Yeah.
00:51:27.000 Buy this wonderful Che Guevara shirt, because we weren't allowed to have the socialism for figs, so we just have Che Guevara in a dunce cap.
00:51:31.000 And also, just reminded me with the Dan Aykroyd talk, that gay Norwegian Santa looks just like Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places.
00:51:37.000 He does!
00:51:38.000 And I don't know how I missed that yesterday.
00:51:39.000 Yes!
00:51:40.000 You're right!
00:51:40.000 We're not even gonna have time for the Black Santa.
00:51:42.000 We'll talk about Black Santa tomorrow.
00:51:43.000 No, no, let's do it.
00:51:44.000 No, we'll talk about it.
00:51:45.000 Please!
00:51:45.000 We'll do it tomorrow.
00:51:46.000 All right.
00:51:48.000 Because we do have to get to this Michigan shooting.
00:51:50.000 Oh yeah, this is more serious.
00:51:51.000 And so yesterday, and obviously a tragedy, three students were killed, eight were shot.
00:51:56.000 I want to make sure.
00:51:57.000 So three students were killed, eight were shot at the time of this stream at Oxford High School in a suburb of Detroit, Michigan, for those who missed it.
00:52:05.000 So yeah, about 15 minutes outside of Pontiac.
00:52:07.000 Is that it?
00:52:08.000 Yeah.
00:52:08.000 Okay, here's the clip.
00:52:09.000 The deputies removed from the suspect a 9mm Sig Sauer SP2022 pistol.
00:52:18.000 It was loaded at the time and still contained 7 rounds of ammunition.
00:52:24.000 When they took it from him, he had a loaded firearm and he was coming down the hall.
00:52:29.000 Preliminary investigation revealed that the weapon used in the shooting was purchased on November 26th.
00:52:37.000 Four days ago.
00:52:39.000 By the boy's father.
00:52:41.000 The gun had 15 round magazines.
00:52:46.000 We found two of them.
00:52:48.000 Okay, so let me give you an update on what we know right now to make sure you're informed.
00:52:53.000 All references are available at ladderwithcreditor.com.
00:52:54.000 We try and keep this up to date as well.
00:52:56.000 There are other posts.
00:52:57.000 The alleged shooter right now from what we know is 15-year-old Ethan Crumbly, and there were plenty of warning signs before we get to the whole gun control situation, if you see the trends that are going on right now, before the bodies assume room temperature.
00:53:08.000 That's what's so criminal about it.
00:53:10.000 Warning signs like Crumbly allegedly posted a countdown to the return of the devil.
00:53:16.000 Uh, on his Instagram stories.
00:53:18.000 Uh, the bio, um, in a second, by the way, now removed Instagram account, that was suspected to be the shooter's, uh, it read, now I am become death, destroyer of worlds, see you tomorrow, Oxford.
00:53:31.000 Well, I wouldn't put the name of the school on that with the grammar.
00:53:33.000 That's, they're probably upset about that.
00:53:35.000 Yeah, the English teacher.
00:53:38.000 So, and here's something else, and I say this, when I say a YouTube account believed to be the shooters, let me tell you, I don't have this 100% confirmed.
00:53:46.000 Here's why we feel 90-something percent confident that it's from him.
00:53:51.000 The videos were on a channel that were named after him.
00:53:55.000 They have all been since taken down, and third-party sources have confirmed it.
00:54:00.000 So, feel pretty confident in saying that this is from the shooter on a YouTube channel where
00:54:04.000 he was posting videos involving Molotov cocktails and the like.
00:54:28.000 So again, rather than the firearms, we have warning signs from this person.
00:54:31.000 I'm guessing parents not paying attention.
00:54:34.000 Even more, his fellow students believed that something was going to happen before it did.
00:54:42.000 Something's wrong.
00:54:44.000 What was worrying everybody?
00:54:45.000 There have been some ominous threats posted in recent days, is that right?
00:54:49.000 Yeah, that is right.
00:54:50.000 I've been hearing the threats too.
00:54:52.000 Kids, they play around and say, oh we're going to shoot up the school.
00:54:55.000 You don't supposed to play around with that.
00:54:57.000 This is serious.
00:54:58.000 You can't do that.
00:55:00.000 It's a lot of stuff that's been going on.
00:55:02.000 This school, it's been tragic.
00:55:04.000 Now, we don't know if it came from the shooter, but there was a, probably didn't from what I understand, there was a severed deer head thrown into the school courtyard, and students were concerned.
00:55:13.000 So the school sent out an email that read, there is no present danger, sorry, no present threat of danger at Oxford High School, and then went on to say, before school began this morning, we identified graffiti on the cement outside our pool entrance doors.
00:55:26.000 A severed deer head is graffiti?
00:55:29.000 Well, they also, I think they said later it was thrown into an area that a severed deer head was, but I'm like, the graffiti's not the part that I'm worried about.
00:55:35.000 Yeah, the graffiti's, that's like a severed deer head.
00:55:38.000 Whoever it is, not Fredo, whoever wakes up with the horse head in his bed, he's like, ahhh!
00:55:42.000 Ah, that's an offer I can't refuse.
00:55:42.000 Graffiti!
00:55:44.000 It's just so sad, though, that you see like this kid on the news who's saying, you know, there was warnings of shooting at the school, but kids always play like that.
00:55:51.000 That's just sad that it's so common that you don't even consider it a threat.
00:55:56.000 Well, the thing is, exactly, someone threw a deer head Yeah.
00:55:59.000 At the school, severed deer head and they said, well, there's no threat of danger.
00:56:02.000 Yeah.
00:56:03.000 So in other words, this school doesn't seem like they have super tight security to begin
00:56:06.000 with.
00:56:07.000 And students were recognizing what administrators and parents failed to see.
00:56:13.000 By the way, some behavior, let's just be clear about the lie.
00:56:17.000 Like, her penis, if someone said, her penis, right?
00:56:21.000 That sort of, you know, wanting to wear someone's suit as a skin type behavior?
00:56:25.000 We used to be able to identify certain sets of behaviors and say, this might be disturbing, and now you can't.
00:56:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:30.000 Yeah.
00:56:31.000 Molotov cocktail, is that really disturbing?
00:56:31.000 Now you can't.
00:56:33.000 If Antifa, we see Antifa trending with it, they say these people are just, they're fighting back.
00:56:37.000 Her penis, well, hold on a second, this might be something indicative of someone's psyche being, no, no, no, no, it's beautiful and brave.
00:56:43.000 So, we also are We're self-censoring.
00:56:46.000 What's worse than this violation of the First Amendment, which takes place in Twitter, with which they're complicit, we talked about yesterday, is the culture of self-censorship because people are more afraid of offending protected groups and identifying truly, and the word's been hijacked, problematic, dangerous behavior.
00:57:03.000 They're more afraid to identify it than they are of the kind of behavior that we've always known could be dangerous.
00:57:11.000 That's a scary place to be.
00:57:12.000 And again, it all starts with a lie, and a lie, and a lie, and a lie, and a lie, and a lie, and a lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, Well, so many of the students knew about this, and there's probably some more that you're going to get to, but I've been trying to kind of skim through social media and piece together stuff.
00:57:40.000 So many people knew about this, and there's reports that students stayed home.
00:57:43.000 I didn't feel it.
00:57:46.000 We haven't been able to confirm it, but it does seem that it's very likely.
00:57:49.000 There are reports, yes, and that was even yesterday, almost immediately after.
00:57:53.000 Yeah, and there's also reports that a parent, maybe potentially several parents, reached out to the school to find out what was going on prior.
00:58:01.000 So we haven't confirmed any of that yet, I'm just saying that there are reports out there for that right now.
00:58:05.000 Absolutely, and I think you're right about the protected group things.
00:58:07.000 Everybody's worried about protecting these protected groups.
00:58:11.000 Which leads it to not protecting everyone else.
00:58:15.000 And that's the problem.
00:58:16.000 If you walk into a high school boy's room and see a lit pentagram and a strap-on and some weed, you have to say, oh, this all seems like these are equally valid choices as the alternative.
00:58:30.000 I'm not joking.
00:58:30.000 Yeah.
00:58:31.000 I mean, kind of, but not really.
00:58:31.000 That's not a joke.
00:58:33.000 Think about it.
00:58:34.000 We're not supposed to judge anything now.
00:58:35.000 This culture of not being judgmental forces us to put on the blinders, and the truth is we don't really put on blinders.
00:58:41.000 We see it.
00:58:42.000 We just put the tape over our mouths.
00:58:44.000 Just smoke cigarettes in the bathroom like you should.
00:58:47.000 Flip quarters.
00:58:48.000 That's what I did.
00:58:48.000 He's good at that game.
00:58:49.000 You don't need pills, just coffee and cigarettes.
00:58:52.000 Cigarettes and numbers.
00:58:53.000 If there's 30 of you doing it, I can stop you.
00:58:55.000 And by the way, catch you all.
00:58:57.000 Kids, when you smoke cigarettes, you look really cool.
00:59:00.000 No, that's not cool at all.
00:59:01.000 It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't.
00:59:04.000 It's a lot cooler than a severed deer head.
00:59:06.000 I will not admonish him!
00:59:08.000 If you want to be really cool, you do like a Señor Wences with a severed deer head and you put a couple of marbles in it.
00:59:12.000 Hey, what do you think?
00:59:13.000 Oh, he's nervous.
00:59:16.000 Lean back, smoke a cigarette, no seatbelt.
00:59:18.000 Be awesome, kids.
00:59:19.000 Yes, exactly.
00:59:21.000 Kidding.
00:59:22.000 It's way cooler to be lame.
00:59:22.000 Don't do that.
00:59:25.000 Take off your helmet, grab a few cigarettes, get on your Ducati, see what it can do.
00:59:29.000 Now, inside the classroom... Don't.
00:59:31.000 Don't do that either.
00:59:32.000 Don't.
00:59:33.000 I think that guy just says bullshit.
00:59:33.000 No.
00:59:35.000 Thank you!
00:59:35.000 Motorcycle.
00:59:36.000 Who are you going to trust, me?
00:59:38.000 Me or the soundboard?
00:59:38.000 Nine!
00:59:40.000 So this is disturbing.
00:59:41.000 There's nothing graphic.
00:59:42.000 But inside the classroom, again, this is a report.
00:59:45.000 Kids had to flee.
00:59:45.000 But what you'll see is the initial reports are that the shooter tried to impersonate an officer or someone other than a shooter.
00:59:53.000 And I think what you're seeing is the teacher sending him away.
00:59:56.000 And then the students had to flee out the window.
00:59:59.000 There you go.
01:00:00.000 Yes!
01:00:01.000 Sheriff's office.
01:00:02.000 It's safe to come out.
01:00:07.000 Yeah, he said it's safe to come out.
01:00:10.000 Now, we're not willing to take that risk right now.
01:00:12.000 I can't hear you.
01:00:14.000 We're not taking that risk right now.
01:00:16.000 Okay, well, come to the door and look at my bag, bro.
01:00:19.000 Yeah, bro.
01:00:19.000 No.
01:00:20.000 He said no.
01:00:21.000 He said bro.
01:00:22.000 He said bro.
01:00:23.000 Red flag.
01:00:25.000 Go.
01:00:33.000 Ladies first, guys.
01:00:38.000 Yeah, come on.
01:00:39.000 But you can't do that, that'd be judgmental.
01:00:41.000 Slow down, you're fine.
01:00:47.000 And I will say, they're very lucky that the shooter was really dumb.
01:00:51.000 Yeah.
01:00:51.000 Like, Land Shark!
01:00:53.000 Well, so I think the report is that that actually was a sheriff's deputy that was trying to get in.
01:00:59.000 Who may have said, bro, kind of to relate to what he thought was a kid.
01:01:02.000 Well then they're unfortunate that the sheriff was really dumb.
01:01:06.000 Yeah, that's not what the kids thought.
01:01:07.000 The kids thought that the shooter was trying to get into the room right there.
01:01:10.000 And they heard, bro, and they said, red flag.
01:01:12.000 Who are you?
01:01:12.000 Hey, I'm the county sheriff, S.A.
01:01:14.000 Alright, get out the window.
01:01:15.000 We're in Michigan.
01:01:16.000 That's not happening here.
01:01:17.000 A lot bothers me about that reaction, though.
01:01:20.000 That the kids were just kind of laughing and joking around and not letting the girls out first?
01:01:24.000 Well, I think they were kind of terrified.
01:01:27.000 But I think the sad part is when you hear the kid going, alright guys, that's a red flag.
01:01:32.000 They're so aware of this now, as kids.
01:01:35.000 I can't imagine ever being in that situation in high school.
01:01:38.000 I just think people were unaware of it.
01:01:40.000 I mean, my aunt got her GED because someone was shot in the face.
01:01:42.000 She went to school in Detroit.
01:01:44.000 It was very common.
01:01:45.000 I'm not sure where this correlates.
01:01:46.000 No, I'm saying they just weren't aware of it.
01:01:49.000 They didn't have drills.
01:01:50.000 There were still shootings all the time.
01:01:52.000 Oh yeah, there were shootings all the time, but I mean the point that there's these massive school shootings where kids now have a language for it is what's scary to me.
01:02:01.000 Yeah, I mean, I think it might have been helpful if you look at crime statistics, if people had that language back, I just think people weren't as aware of it.
01:02:07.000 Well, because Columbine happened when I was a junior in high school.
01:02:10.000 And the first thing they did was try to come up with this policy that if it happens you get under a desk.
01:02:10.000 Right.
01:02:16.000 But that was not the first.
01:02:16.000 First, we had three mass shootings in Montreal.
01:02:19.000 People don't understand, it doesn't happen outside the United States.
01:02:21.000 I don't remember, I think there was one at Concordia, there was one at École Polytechnique, where I believe, if I'm not mistaken, a guy walked in in execution style, killed something-teen women, somewhere between 12 and 15, I want to say 12.
01:02:38.000 Just shot behind the head?
01:02:39.000 Because he thought that he had lost his job because he was a man and they were hiring more women with quotas, I believe, and then there was a Concordia shooting and then my friends were in a school, Dawson College, when there was a shooting that went on.
01:02:51.000 So there were plenty of shootings that had taken place.
01:02:53.000 I think a big part of it is that it just wasn't They didn't have the timing and the capability of using it as a political tool, like Columbine.
01:03:01.000 And this is something I want to take a moment to recognize.
01:03:03.000 The Oxford High School football player Tate Meyer tried to save everyone, just to be clear.
01:03:11.000 So that's an actual hero.
01:03:13.000 Tried to disarm the shooter.
01:03:14.000 Tried to disarm the shooter.
01:03:15.000 Not Joseph, not Rosenbaum.
01:03:17.000 Not Jojo.
01:03:18.000 Not Rosenbaum.
01:03:18.000 Not Jojo.
01:03:19.000 Not Caitlyn Jenner.
01:03:21.000 Not Lizzo.
01:03:21.000 Someone who actively put his life in danger to try and save it.
01:03:24.000 And he shouldn't have to.
01:03:26.000 Now some people on the left will say, well he shouldn't have to so we need no guns.
01:03:29.000 Here's what I want to get to.
01:03:30.000 Did he, real quick, I'm sorry, did he live?
01:03:33.000 No, he's dead.
01:03:34.000 Yeah, he's dead.
01:03:35.000 Yeah, passed away trying to.
01:03:37.000 It's really, it's absolutely heartbreaking.
01:03:40.000 But you know what?
01:03:41.000 I hope his If his family is paying it, I hope you are proud.
01:03:47.000 I know it doesn't ease the pain of these wounds, I can't even imagine.
01:03:53.000 No, but that's a real hero, and I'm very, very sorry for your loss.
01:03:57.000 That's a genuine hero.
01:03:58.000 He saved lives.
01:03:59.000 Yeah, he saved a lot of people by putting his own at risk.
01:04:02.000 It's absolutely disgraceful.
01:04:05.000 And that actually brings me to a point.
01:04:07.000 We'll never know how many lives he saved.
01:04:09.000 What do I mean by that?
01:04:10.000 How much time did he buy?
01:04:12.000 How many people escaped out the back door?
01:04:14.000 How many people were able to get out of the window?
01:04:17.000 How many deputies and sheriffs and policemen were able to get there?
01:04:20.000 Who knows?
01:04:21.000 You're talking about a game of seconds.
01:04:23.000 My friend Chael talked about this in wrestling practice.
01:04:25.000 He had a coach who would say, you don't think two seconds is a long time?
01:04:28.000 You don't think half a second is a long time?
01:04:30.000 Okay, sit there right now, count two seconds, count half a second.
01:04:32.000 Now, take your stove at home, make it as hot as possible, put your cheek on that stove, count half a second.
01:04:38.000 Half a second can be a very, very long time.
01:04:41.000 In an active shooting scenario, that can be a very long time, just that struggle with this hero.
01:04:46.000 Tate Meyer is the name.
01:04:47.000 I want you to remember it.
01:04:49.000 Now, why does that matter?
01:04:51.000 We can't quantify the amount of lives saved.
01:04:55.000 Just like with firearms, when people are talking about gun control right now, if you look at the number of shootings, people who are killed by firearms in the United States, you take away suicides, it's anywhere between 12 to 20,000 a year.
01:05:04.000 Okay?
01:05:08.000 There are, on the low end, 500,000 to over 2 million defensive uses of firearms each year.
01:05:16.000 And the huge majority of them never require a shot fired.
01:05:20.000 You don't know how many lives are saved by someone bringing up their concealed carry saying, alright, cut it out.
01:05:27.000 You don't know how many people are—they stop rapes.
01:05:31.000 They stop muggings.
01:05:32.000 You don't know how many people get killed when there's a mugging.
01:05:34.000 You have no idea if someone says, go in the alley and get on your knees, if he plans to take your watch, or if he plans to kill you.
01:05:38.000 So what I am saying is we know that there are far, far more defensive uses of firearms than violent, certainly offensive violent uses of firearms, and you can't even quantify how that could be Exponentially more lives saved than just the simple defensive deployment of a firearm.
01:05:57.000 And these are statistics that are not even, these are not argued.
01:06:00.000 All references are available at ladderoffcounter.com.
01:06:01.000 So I want to, when people say, this is what bothers me, when people say, why don't you care about these kids?
01:06:05.000 No, no.
01:06:06.000 Why don't you want to do something that actually helps these kids?
01:06:10.000 So here's what I want to get to.
01:06:14.000 94% of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones.
01:06:14.000 94%.
01:06:18.000 There is no other more significant correlating statistic.
01:06:23.000 What I will say bothers me is when people come out and you'll have these people who say, hey, you know what?
01:06:28.000 These kids were on psychotropic drugs.
01:06:29.000 You'll hear some podcast hosts do that.
01:06:30.000 Like, look, I get that we overprescribe, but sometimes these kids Yes, a lot of them don't have dads.
01:06:35.000 People will say, well, a lot of them maybe were in poor areas.
01:06:37.000 Nope, you can't really say there's a correlation.
01:06:39.000 I'm not saying that all kids should be on it, but that's also lazy.
01:06:42.000 These same people will say correlation doesn't equal causation.
01:06:44.000 Why do you think he was on psychotropic drugs?
01:06:46.000 And it still is nowhere clear to 94% of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones.
01:06:51.000 Yes, a lot of them don't have dads.
01:06:53.000 People will say, well, a lot of them maybe were in poor areas.
01:06:55.000 Nope.
01:06:56.000 You can't really say there's a correlation.
01:06:58.000 The strongest, and it's undeniable, 94% of all mass shootings take place in gun-free
01:07:03.000 zones.
01:07:04.000 Okay?
01:07:05.000 Now, in this- A gun-free zone term is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
01:07:07.000 anyway.
01:07:08.000 Yeah.
01:07:09.000 What do you want to do, make the signs bigger?
01:07:11.000 You think that was the problem?
01:07:12.000 They were like, oh, I was going to do it, but gun-free zone.
01:07:15.000 Right.
01:07:16.000 Well, a gun-free zone, or as a mass shooter sees it, dumb.
01:07:20.000 Target practice!
01:07:20.000 Yeah, because everybody there doesn't have a gun.
01:07:23.000 I know.
01:07:24.000 And people say, whoa, whoa, what do you think?
01:07:25.000 You're going to be Rambo if you had a gun and fight that?
01:07:28.000 Oh, you know what?
01:07:29.000 It'd give you a fighting chance.
01:07:30.000 Here, let's change the scenario really quickly.
01:07:33.000 Why the extreme?
01:07:34.000 Yeah, why the extreme?
01:07:36.000 Let's change that scenario.
01:07:37.000 That was a teacher there in that classroom at the door.
01:07:39.000 Now apparently it actually was a sheriff or deputy law enforcement officer who used the word bro.
01:07:46.000 Ugh.
01:07:47.000 So anyway, let's say that was the shooter because that actually does happen.
01:07:52.000 Teacher has a gun.
01:07:53.000 Problem solved.
01:07:54.000 Do you honestly think?
01:07:55.000 Do you think it requires Rambo coming out of the river?
01:07:59.000 No.
01:07:59.000 Someone at the door saying, uh, Landshark, let me in.
01:08:02.000 Bang, bang, bang.
01:08:03.000 Now, People get offended at this idea of teachers being able to carry firearms.
01:08:08.000 I'm not saying that it will solve.
01:08:11.000 I'm not saying that we will no longer have mass shootings.
01:08:13.000 What I am saying is that, okay, let's look at the data.
01:08:16.000 Ninety-four percent of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones, and many schools are gun-free zones.
01:08:23.000 Nearly all public schools, depending on state law, but then it's also usually punted to the principal, and we all know that public education administrative officials are not necessarily—it's not necessarily a bastion of conservatism.
01:08:34.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:08:35.000 So what I am saying is it would give that teacher absolutely a fighting chance.
01:08:40.000 Contrast with the gun control proposals right now that you see from the left, and they do this under the guise of caring.
01:08:45.000 I've seen stats as low as 300 something million guns in the United States, and I've seen stats that show it's actually gotten over 400.
01:08:52.000 The only way that the gun control proposals, which you will see on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube right now, which they trend because of the algorithms, Unbiased, right?
01:09:02.000 Neutral algorithms.
01:09:03.000 Absolutely.
01:09:03.000 My CPU is a learning computer.
01:09:05.000 Right.
01:09:05.000 A neural net asshole.
01:09:07.000 So, when you look at those trends, I have no idea.
01:09:12.000 The only way for their proposals to work is if all of America is a gun-free zone.
01:09:18.000 If there are any guns, we have 400 million.
01:09:21.000 Let's say you reduce it down to 50 million.
01:09:25.000 That would not stop mass shooting.
01:09:27.000 That would not make a dent, and does anyone here actually think we could get rid of two-thirds of half the guns in the United States of America?
01:09:36.000 This is also what's funny when you hear people argue against the drug war, and they say, well, you know, it'll put drug dealers out of business.
01:09:41.000 Right!
01:09:41.000 They won't move to arms or underage sex trafficking.
01:09:44.000 Drug dealers, the cartel, they don't see themselves in the business of drugs, they see themselves in the business of not paying taxes, whatever they can sell illegally, to be clear.
01:09:52.000 So the only way that these current proposals coming from the left Could help is if the entire United States, if the entirety of the country was a gun-free zone and we all agreed, okay, that problem got away from us.
01:10:05.000 No more guns, guys.
01:10:06.000 And by the way, that's exactly what they want.
01:10:10.000 They're not arguing.
01:10:10.000 You think the difference here is the fact that the guy had a 15 round magazine and not a 10?
01:10:16.000 You think that that's the difference?
01:10:17.000 Do you have any idea how quickly you can reload a magazine?
01:10:22.000 That would make no difference.
01:10:23.000 Do you think whether it's a pistol grip or a rifle grip would have made a difference?
01:10:27.000 No, it absolutely would not.
01:10:29.000 Look at the assault weapons ban.
01:10:30.000 Look at these cosmetic differences.
01:10:32.000 Look at the gun control proposals.
01:10:34.000 Even a red flag law wouldn't have stopped it because the kid was 15, and I'm going on the information that we have.
01:10:39.000 Now let me ask you this.
01:10:41.000 If that shooter was at that door, and that teacher had a gun, do you think it would make a difference?
01:10:45.000 Of course you would.
01:10:47.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:10:48.000 I want my son to go to a school, and I want the first day of school, hey guys, just to make sure everybody's protected, we want you to know if anybody comes on campus, there are three armed people on this campus at all times, and you will not know who they are.
01:11:01.000 If something happens, we've got you covered.
01:11:03.000 One, it tells the kids they're safe.
01:11:05.000 Two, it tells anybody who wants to try to bring a gun to school, they're armed, and you won't know who they are.
01:11:10.000 Well, here's also the problem.
01:11:11.000 In Michigan, teachers are technically allowed to carry under certain circumstances.
01:11:17.000 This includes possession of a non-concealed firearm by an individual licensed to carry a concealed weapon, possession with the permission of the school's principal, or an agent of the school designated by the school's principal or the school board.
01:11:27.000 So, here's something.
01:11:28.000 The school, potentially, I don't know what happened with the principal, had the capacity To not make them sitting ducks.
01:11:35.000 But didn't do anything about it.
01:11:36.000 I don't understand those people who say, well, you think the solution is to arm all teachers?
01:11:39.000 No, I do not.
01:11:40.000 I do not want to thrust upon a teacher who will go, ooh, a gun!
01:11:43.000 I don't want that guy anywhere near a firearm.
01:11:45.000 I think he's a danger.
01:11:46.000 But I don't know why we... And they don't all have the capability to do that.
01:11:50.000 Right.
01:11:50.000 Of course.
01:11:50.000 I mean, it's just not in everybody.
01:11:52.000 It's not ingrained in people to do that.
01:11:53.000 It's absolutely not.
01:11:54.000 Some people can't even shoot a student if they know them.
01:11:56.000 You know, like, there's a lot of layers to it.
01:11:58.000 Right.
01:11:59.000 But there are people that are capable in that building.
01:12:02.000 And I don't know why we forbid them the right that we afford everybody else.
01:12:05.000 When someone says, so you think the solution is to arm all teachers?
01:12:07.000 No, I think it's to not forbid certain teachers the right to self-defense.
01:12:11.000 I don't know why you think it's more absurd for a teacher to have a locked, loaded, safe firearm in a classroom than a cashier to have one on his hip.
01:12:22.000 Then someone on the factory line to have one carrying appendix stuff.
01:12:25.000 I don't know why.
01:12:26.000 Can you comment?
01:12:27.000 Can people let me know?
01:12:28.000 What's the argument that it's more absurd?
01:12:29.000 Well, the kids will take it?
01:12:31.000 Okay, you have it locked.
01:12:32.000 You have it safe.
01:12:33.000 You can't have protocols in place?
01:12:34.000 Or if the teacher is carrying it himself, there are retention holsters that make it impossible?
01:12:38.000 Yeah, a loaded shotgun in a liquor store, there's a reason for it.
01:12:40.000 Yeah!
01:12:41.000 And I mean, even with schools, and I've always thought this, and people can disagree, but the reason why I think metal detectors are a good thing, it's not because the shooter's not just gonna run in.
01:12:50.000 It's just the fact that you see a deterrent every single day.
01:12:53.000 Yeah.
01:12:53.000 And if you had armed guards that were right there, it would detour you from doing that.
01:12:58.000 If you add that to the people inside that are willing to carry, that's fine.
01:13:02.000 And you can't look at this and go, well, you know, it really should just be a gun-free zone, gun-free school.
01:13:07.000 The reality is that we no longer live in that society.
01:13:09.000 We never did.
01:13:10.000 I wish I could send my kid to a school where I didn't have to worry about it getting shot up, but guess what?
01:13:16.000 No one in America with children right now have that luxury.
01:13:19.000 Yep.
01:13:19.000 So we can either do something about it, or we can keep this BS conversation going back and forth about how we can't arm teachers.
01:13:27.000 And I'm somebody who 10 years ago, and like I said, for us at least, when it hit home was Columbine, because that's what was glorified in the media.
01:13:37.000 These weren't kids.
01:13:39.000 Dylan Klebal and Eric Harris, these weren't losers.
01:13:41.000 These weren't unpopular kids.
01:13:42.000 One was a sociopath.
01:13:43.000 One was following the other.
01:13:45.000 It was a little bit different than what kids get now, which is endless streams of your worthless stuff being thrown at you, the news telling you that violence is the answer.
01:13:54.000 You're getting... I can't imagine being a kid right now, going through the most insecure part of your life, and being told that violence is virtue by every single news source, and not ending up acting like this.
01:14:06.000 Yeah.
01:14:07.000 We are poisoning our children with our media, and this is the result of it.
01:14:11.000 That's why you keep seeing these shootings happen over and over and over again.
01:14:17.000 It's not because it just all of a sudden occurred.
01:14:19.000 It's because they're being told to subliminally, and I firmly believe that.
01:14:23.000 And you know what?
01:14:23.000 I think that's well put.
01:14:24.000 And I'll add one wrinkle to that.
01:14:27.000 I hate to use the word layer.
01:14:28.000 That's like a word, like nuance.
01:14:30.000 Like Oprah and her book club should be like, what I like is layers, layers.
01:14:34.000 Yeah, if it's cake, Like clothing?
01:14:37.000 Well, I prefer if she's wearing layers.
01:14:39.000 I want her looking like a Hollister dummy in winter season.
01:14:42.000 So, the issue there, too, is kids aren't told they're worthless.
01:14:46.000 Kids feel worthless.
01:14:47.000 Now, let me tell you guys why.
01:14:49.000 We actually have a culture of participation trophies, and we have a culture that tells Lizzo that she's healthy, brave, and beautiful, that all kids are wonderful, brave, and beautiful.
01:14:57.000 But the reason kids feel more worthless and hopeless than ever is because—I was talking with my wife about this the other day—there's only one way, one way, to develop self-esteem.
01:15:10.000 Now there is in the moral sense, we talk about this as a Christian, is esteeming others first, serving others first.
01:15:14.000 You'll always feel better about yourself and you'll always be more purposeful if you help people.
01:15:19.000 But as far as feeling good about yourself as a teenager or an adult, it's not a participation trophy.
01:15:25.000 It's not lying to yourself, convincing yourself that you're brave and healthy.
01:15:29.000 Lizzo knows she's unhealthy.
01:15:31.000 If a kid is to have self-esteem, there's one way that I know to do it.
01:15:35.000 Get really, really good at something.
01:15:38.000 Get excellent at something.
01:15:40.000 We've vilified excellence, and we've told everyone that, you know what?
01:15:44.000 Excellence is just as good as mediocre.
01:15:46.000 You're all great.
01:15:47.000 You know what?
01:15:47.000 You can't tell that to a little boy.
01:15:49.000 Little boy doesn't believe it.
01:15:51.000 I'll tell you that when I was a kid, my dad, God bless him.
01:15:54.000 I know he's watching.
01:15:55.000 I love you, Dad.
01:15:56.000 I would get my ass kicked.
01:15:58.000 I was bullied a whole lot.
01:15:59.000 You know what?
01:15:59.000 He saw this new thing, UFC, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
01:16:01.000 He said, that's what we have to learn.
01:16:03.000 Because I'd taken karate and all the stuff that didn't work, and so he said, we're going to teach you jiu-jitsu, like Holy Scrazy, because he knew I was being bullied.
01:16:09.000 And I went down to the community center, and it was the same guy who taught the karate and the kung fu, it was Aikikai Jitsudo that he made up.
01:16:16.000 And here's the thing.
01:16:18.000 After that, my mom or my dad would say, do you know what you do to that bully?
01:16:23.000 You walk right up to him and you tell him that he better stop or else.
01:16:26.000 And guess what?
01:16:27.000 That doesn't work.
01:16:29.000 Because I knew if I said or else, I'd get my ass kicked.
01:16:33.000 When push comes to shove, I didn't believe in myself because I knew that I shouldn't believe in myself.
01:16:39.000 I had never learned how to defend myself.
01:16:40.000 I had never learned to fight.
01:16:41.000 So you can teach kids words, you can teach kids to feel good about themselves, but guess what?
01:16:46.000 They know it's a lie.
01:16:47.000 And so, when you convince people to lie to themselves, Like, hey, you're brave, beautiful, and healthy.
01:16:53.000 Like, oh, Tommy, you're actually a girl.
01:16:56.000 Like, hey, C-minus?
01:16:58.000 That's just as good as an A. Like, hey, you know what?
01:17:02.000 It's not your fault.
01:17:03.000 It's the fault of, insert privilege here, and you try and develop self-esteem that way, guess what?
01:17:09.000 It doesn't work because at the end of the day, that kid is lying to himself and he knows it.
01:17:16.000 And so kids feel worthless.
01:17:18.000 You wonder, same reason right now, look at COVID.
01:17:22.000 What are kids able to get good?
01:17:24.000 We have a higher depression rate in adolescents and teenagers than ever!
01:17:28.000 Because they can't do anything!
01:17:29.000 They can't accomplish anything!
01:17:31.000 You can't develop self-esteem unless you accomplish something.
01:17:35.000 It's that simple.
01:17:37.000 Look.
01:17:37.000 And you're being told to fight each other, and I'm sorry, but I just agree with you very much on that point, because when I was young, I was really good at drawing, but that didn't necessarily make you popular or cool, kind of a nerd.
01:17:48.000 My brother was an athlete, whatever.
01:17:50.000 So I learned that when I played sports with people, I just had to be worse and they'd like me because they were better than me.
01:17:56.000 And as I got older, that's what I learned is if I just sat back and people were better, they'd be my friend.
01:18:01.000 Right.
01:18:01.000 And then I got into high school and my dad was always like, you love making films you love, but then, you know, it wasn't like every kid wanted to make movies.
01:18:08.000 Right.
01:18:09.000 It was my brother calling me gay slurs, you know, every time I had the video camera.
01:18:13.000 But then I got into high school and I failed every class but one class I had was TV production.
01:18:17.000 Yep.
01:18:17.000 All of a sudden I was making movies and this teacher believed in me and I started going to that class and I was making all this stuff.
01:18:23.000 I was going on the assembly playing like Bennett Brower, you know, doing like the news every single day from school, you know, like as Chris Farley and it's like this guy and he made, and you may never know it, but he He's the only person that kept me in school and in many ways may have saved my life and my dad by telling me like no you You are funny.
01:18:42.000 You have talents.
01:18:43.000 Yeah, it's just not what you think It's not what you want them to think it is because I started drinking and partying to be popular and it and it works It worked real well!
01:18:53.000 Just like Smuggling Kids!
01:18:56.000 And now look where I am now, though.
01:18:58.000 I make sketches.
01:18:59.000 I'm on a show.
01:19:00.000 I wouldn't be anywhere in my life if that teacher didn't sit me aside and actually believe in me.
01:19:05.000 And I think a lot of these kids, you just skim over any talent that they have if it's not painfully obvious.
01:19:12.000 And I think that's the sad part is nobody said, and I remember this one teacher who ended up, sorry if I'm rambling, No, go.
01:19:19.000 But she was this one teacher who was in a class and she was substituting for a couple weeks and she was in improv.
01:19:26.000 She told me about Second City and my dad had talked about it.
01:19:28.000 Yeah.
01:19:28.000 Because she actually thought I was really funny even though I was just being the class clown dick.
01:19:32.000 Right.
01:19:32.000 And she goes, you should take these classes, you're actually funny.
01:19:36.000 She goes, you annoy the hell out of me, but I do it.
01:19:39.000 She's like, I do have to sometimes hold it in.
01:19:42.000 Well, years later, I'm doing a Motor City Improv Show, and my friend Adam goes, my wife's coming today.
01:19:49.000 It was her.
01:19:50.000 And I was doing improv with the teacher who told me that I actually had value.
01:19:54.000 But it was two people in all those years in school that saw something in me when everybody else called me a failure, brought me down to the office, told me I wasn't anything.
01:20:03.000 But here's the thing.
01:20:04.000 That started with truth.
01:20:06.000 In other words, if that teacher saw that you weren't very popular and said, hey, no, you're good at hockey, it wouldn't have helped you.
01:20:12.000 At all, no.
01:20:13.000 It helped you because she fostered something in you that was true, that she knew you could become good at.
01:20:19.000 The problem is now we have so many, in trying to be fair, we have teachers who spend more time trying to convince a kid who hasn't done anything Worthy of praise, that they are worthy of praise, rather than finding the kids who are either worthy of praise or trying to develop something worthy of praise.
01:20:36.000 That's the problem with the participation trophy, and I'm using that just as an emblem.
01:20:39.000 That's the problem with a society that says, hey, you know what?
01:20:43.000 It's not about equal opportunity, it's about equity.
01:20:47.000 Because guess what?
01:20:48.000 If you try and enforce equity, you have to discard This is why equity, by the way, the idea of insuring equity, and I'm going to leave on this, the idea of insuring equity comes from a Marxist, and when I say Marxist, godless ideology.
01:21:05.000 You're right.
01:21:06.000 When we come from, we're talking about guns here.
01:21:08.000 Look, Gun-Free Zone, you know, we've done so many segments.
01:21:11.000 Go watch I'm Pro-Gun, Change My Mind.
01:21:12.000 I think I've said all I need to say about that.
01:21:14.000 If you believe the bullshit they're peddling right now, there may be no hope for you.
01:21:16.000 Go watch those segments.
01:21:18.000 But we are talking about equity and this all stems from that.
01:21:22.000 Equity stems from Marxism.
01:21:24.000 Marxism is a distinctly godless ideology.
01:21:27.000 And what does that mean?
01:21:29.000 To ensure equity, You have to.
01:21:32.000 You have to discard the idea of equal opportunity.
01:21:35.000 You cannot have equality.
01:21:37.000 You cannot have equal opportunity and ensure equity.
01:21:42.000 One is about rigging the game.
01:21:44.000 One is about deciding the winners and losers.
01:21:47.000 And one is making sure that everyone understands they are fearfully, wonderfully created by their God.
01:21:54.000 And they have unalienable rights.
01:21:56.000 And they have the right to pursue whatever it is they want to pursue.
01:22:00.000 Go nuts and let the cards fall where they may.
01:22:02.000 When you say we're going to ensure equity, guess what?
01:22:06.000 You're trying to fit a square peg into a round hole and convince that square peg that he's just as right for that round hole as the next guy because you have to ensure equity.
01:22:17.000 And guess what?
01:22:18.000 It's a lie And it's a lie that people can't tell themselves and so they feel worthless.
01:22:24.000 And people who feel worthless become desperate and desperate people commit acts of gross evil.
01:22:31.000 And by the way liberals, leftists, I think that a lot of you, I know that it breaks your heart to see this too.
01:22:38.000 I'm not assuming that you guys Don't care?
01:22:41.000 So don't assume that we don't care.
01:22:43.000 What I'm not assuming, what I'm telling you, is that history, all of it, tells you that your solutions are wrong and will lead to more carnage.
01:22:53.000 And that's why I oppose it.
01:22:54.000 Alright, before we go to Mug Club right here, please smash that like button.
01:22:58.000 Sorry we went off the rails here today.
01:23:00.000 It's a little bit emotional.
01:23:01.000 Tired of the bullshit.
01:23:02.000 You can comment below.
01:23:04.000 If you want to see more of it, we are going to go to Mug Club in just one second.
01:23:08.000 We are going to play, to lighten it up, they don't make them like they used to, and today we're going to be playing it with PlayMisty for me.
01:23:17.000 Here's a teaser.
01:23:19.000 He's an all-night disc jockey.
01:23:21.000 What does this request really mean?
01:23:23.000 PlayMisty for me.
01:23:28.000 For Clint Eastwood, an invitation to terror.
01:23:33.000 Nobody asked you to wait for him!
01:23:34.000 You're not helping me, Buster Blue-Eye!
01:23:36.000 Get off my back, Evelyn!
01:23:38.000 I have to get you all nice for David.
01:23:41.000 I hope he likes what he sees when he walks in here.
01:23:44.000 Because that's what he's taking to hell with him.
01:23:48.000 Just hope we're lucky enough to grab her the next time she tries it.
01:23:52.000 Tries what?
01:23:54.000 To kill you.
01:23:55.000 The next scream you hear will be your own.
01:24:02.000 This is going to be fun.
01:24:03.000 It involves domestic abuse.
01:24:04.000 Well, not domestic abuse because you're not married.
01:24:05.000 The best kind.
01:24:06.000 That is the mom from Rusty Development.
01:24:08.000 YouTube, I'm sure I've said enough that you have to process right now with your school of shitty moderators.