Louder with Crowder - Jen Psaki: Everything Wrong With Biden's Press Secretary

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00:00:53.000 Hey, we went back to the old intro there.

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00:01:13.000 We have so much to get... You know what I just realized?

00:01:15.000 Before we get... We're gonna be talking about Jen Psaki today.

00:01:17.000 Did I pronounce that correctly?

00:01:19.000 Jen Pisacki.

00:01:21.000 And I'm not going to say that she's Satan incarnate, but here's the thing.

00:01:26.000 There's a lot that you don't know about her, and we are at a point right now, listen, the lines have been drawn.

00:01:31.000 Really, the line.

00:01:33.000 You have this incestuous relationship of the media, the press, who fawned over Barack Obama for eight years, who now are in charge of corralling the press.

00:01:42.000 And I know you were saying, well, who else would you pick to be press secretary if not someone... I want someone who has an incredible amount of contempt for the press as sort of a check and balance.

00:01:52.000 But before I get to that, your facial hair grows in white trashy like that naturally, doesn't it, Dave Landau?

00:01:57.000 That comes in... that's part of Detroit.

00:02:00.000 If you grow up on the east side of Detroit, it just kind of grows in where it's like this mustache and this, they don't connect.

00:02:07.000 I have the facial hair of a 15 year old busboy.

00:02:11.000 Very nice.

00:02:12.000 Also, you know Eminem was a busboy at the restaurant where my aunt worked in Detroit.

00:02:16.000 I know because it's Gilbert's Lodge and I was once almost stabbed for breaking into cars across the street from there.

00:02:22.000 All right then.

00:02:24.000 Dave Landa, you can follow him at Compound Media.

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00:02:40.000 Hey, Gerald!

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00:02:51.000 Gerald A., how are you, sir?

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00:03:23.000 So we are going to be getting into Jen Psaki and the stimulus bill and why Republicans haven't supported it.

00:03:28.000 They shouldn't support it at all.

00:03:30.000 But before that, look, before we get to Jen... Was that Sugar U?

00:03:32.000 I'm sorry.

00:03:33.000 What was that?

00:03:33.000 I was wondering if it was Sugar University.

00:03:36.000 That is correct, yes.

00:03:37.000 It was Sugar University.

00:03:38.000 I thought it was Sugar.

00:03:38.000 It was right next to Mo apostrophe Neek Grammar School.

00:03:42.000 That's right.

00:03:44.000 That's Ebonics School.

00:03:47.000 I want to set the stage here before we get to Jen Psaki because it's really easy for people to go, I don't like her, you know, because it's a recessive gene.

00:03:54.000 She looks like Chucky, but there's more.

00:03:55.000 That's not fair.

00:03:57.000 Because this is laying the foundation for something.

00:03:59.000 I heard this on Brian Williams last night and it was bone chillingly scary.

00:04:03.000 Look, this impeachment with Donald Trump.

00:04:06.000 If you didn't know before, it is so clear that they are trying to use it just as a foothold to get themselves in the door to remove your ability to exercise your First Amendment because Donald Trump has defended himself.

00:04:18.000 He released his official statement saying that, hey, he obviously has the right to question the integrity of elections under the First Amendment, especially now as a private citizen who generally Aren't impeachable.

00:04:31.000 Details, normally.

00:04:34.000 But they were talking about this on Brian Williams and then I want to segue into this sort of macro that you're seeing as a threat across all of media and it makes my balls retract into my body cavity.

00:04:46.000 It's that scary.

00:04:46.000 Let's go.

00:04:47.000 There is a broader question of whether the First Amendment is indeed a defense for a government official facing accountability for his actions while in office.

00:04:56.000 Irrelevant to that, though, is the broader question of what are limits on the First Amendment.

00:05:01.000 And it's very clear that the First Amendment is not a defense for speech that incites violence.

00:05:07.000 And so, arguably, that is what we have here.

00:05:09.000 It's not arguable.

00:05:11.000 Halle Berry circa Flintstones era.

00:05:13.000 That's a good Halle Berry though.

00:05:15.000 That's a bad Halle Berry.

00:05:16.000 It's the lesser Halle Berry.

00:05:17.000 It's the visual.

00:05:18.000 It's to Halle Berry what Dave Landau's facial hair is to real mustaches.

00:05:23.000 Oh man.

00:05:24.000 So it's great?

00:05:25.000 It's unbelievably sexy?

00:05:27.000 It's delusional.

00:05:29.000 I think she looks like the nerdy kid flexing in the mirror in Little Giants.

00:05:36.000 Little Rick Moranis.

00:05:39.000 With the pectus excavatum.

00:05:40.000 No, here's the thing, she says, it's not a defense, you know, of speech that incites violence.

00:05:45.000 So this is the step, these are the steps they're trying to take.

00:05:47.000 Okay, Donald Trump used First Amendment under the guise of free speech.

00:05:52.000 Free speech is just an illusion.

00:05:54.000 By the way, free speech doesn't apply to inciting violence.

00:05:57.000 Donald Trump incited violence.

00:05:59.000 Also, here are the guidelines for all of social media speech that incites violence.

00:06:03.000 That could include any speech that is unpopular or someone else who may be crazy takes as an inspiration to commit violence, as you saw against Scalise.

00:06:13.000 Is Bernie Sanders responsible?

00:06:16.000 What about Karl Marx, for crying out loud?

00:06:21.000 And by the way, those people actually did call for violence, so there's a big difference here.

00:06:24.000 Not Bernie Sanders, but Karl Marx, right?

00:06:25.000 But when Donald Trump says, make your voices heard peacefully, keep in mind what they are saying is Donald Trump ceases to maintain his First Amendment rights when he says you need to fight like hell for your country, meaning election regularities.

00:06:40.000 That is no longer free speech, and they want to apply that.

00:06:44.000 They want to put that all under an umbrella to all of you, and here is where we bring in completely straight, nuisance-money Brian Stelter and everyone else in the media.

00:06:54.000 This is their threat of arguing.

00:06:55.000 And second, we have to turn down the capability of these conservative influencers to reach these huge audiences.

00:07:01.000 So the first thing to remember, Brian, is that the First Amendment is a restraint on government from imposing on the rights of private citizens.

00:07:08.000 So there is a broader question of whether the First Amendment is indeed a defense for a government official facing accountability for his actions while in office.

00:07:17.000 But while some cry cancel culture, let me suggest a different way to think about this.

00:07:21.000 A harm reduction model.

00:07:25.000 You mean having your kitchen stapled?

00:07:29.000 I can't even believe that they're talking about this stuff like that with a straight face saying, this is fine.

00:07:34.000 Let's just limit the speech of people that we disagree with because we disagree with them.

00:07:37.000 Well, here's what's so worrisome about it now.

00:07:39.000 And like I always said, when Donald Trump was president, it was kind of the last check and balance.

00:07:43.000 He doesn't even have the self-awareness to understand that everyone sees this as self-serving.

00:07:48.000 Yeah.

00:07:49.000 We need harm reduction.

00:07:50.000 Well, what does that mean?

00:07:51.000 What would you like to see?

00:07:53.000 I would like to see shows that do better than me on a fraction of a budget be shut down.

00:07:58.000 What shows would they be?

00:07:59.000 All of them!

00:08:01.000 Literally every show Does better than mine.

00:08:05.000 And so I think they should be labeled, hate speech, more nuisance money, please.

00:08:09.000 They want to shut down.

00:08:11.000 This is what we were talking about for a very long time.

00:08:13.000 It's not just about legacy media.

00:08:15.000 It's not that Brian Stelter really matters.

00:08:16.000 Nobody watches his show.

00:08:18.000 It's that Turner.

00:08:18.000 It's that CNN, ABC, Disney, NBC Universal.

00:08:22.000 They have the dollars to get their claws into YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, and make sure that you don't have a voice.

00:08:28.000 And now they're not even trying to hide it.

00:08:32.000 And you have Jen Psaki, I can't get it correct, who also supports these kinds of policies, which is why we're going to do a deep dive is the term now.

00:08:40.000 I'm really confused.

00:08:42.000 Do none of these people have any understanding of history at all?

00:08:45.000 Have none of them realized that this is how it always goes?

00:08:48.000 Oh, it's for the common good.

00:08:49.000 Oh, we have to do this to make sure that violence doesn't come from all of these media voices.

00:08:53.000 Have you not seen movies before where this is the beginning of the end for a country?

00:08:58.000 Where all of a sudden people are rounded up and killed or put in prison because they have a certain opinion.

00:09:03.000 Every single post-apocalyptic movie I've seen.

00:09:05.000 That's a little extreme.

00:09:06.000 Oh yeah, how could that happen?

00:09:07.000 That never could possibly happen, right?

00:09:09.000 It's only happened, you know, dozens of times.

00:09:10.000 I love how we always think we're beyond the realm of human nature.

00:09:13.000 Yeah, exactly!

00:09:13.000 It's like, we figured it out now!

00:09:15.000 Humans write the movies, it's just the sicker ones that are like, let's act on this.

00:09:19.000 Right, yeah, the Polanskis and the Weinsteins.

00:09:22.000 And really, let's go back to the... Speaking of Polanski, Pisaki, huh?

00:09:26.000 If she cuts her hair, looks like she's gonna spit out Satan's babies.

00:09:32.000 Why does she need the haircut for that?

00:09:34.000 Well, because in Rosemary's Baby, she cuts her hair shorter.

00:09:38.000 Oh, that's true.

00:09:39.000 Cassavetes is an overrated piece of crap.

00:09:41.000 By the way, there's other news to get to, too, though.

00:09:44.000 Of course.

00:09:45.000 At least there's some good.

00:09:46.000 There's a silver lining.

00:09:47.000 for example, former Vice President Joe Biden. He's done more for women in sports

00:09:52.000 than any president in the last six weeks.

00:09:55.000 There you go.

00:09:58.000 Mm hmm. Oh, well, that's powerful, powerful, powerful.

00:10:03.000 Progress.

00:10:05.000 If you zoom in on her, it's Keith David.

00:10:10.000 I'm telling you if you do, she's just gonna go, how'd you get the beans above the frank?

00:10:17.000 Go back to this show in 2015, before Donald Trump was president, while Barack Obama was still president, and we were just sort of at the cusp of the transgender thing when people were like, well, I mean, the transgender thing is kind of a thing, people like dressing up as women, but you know, we're not going to restructure society around it.

00:10:33.000 And I said, if you think If you actually think that there are not men out there who will simply claim to be women in order to win gold medals, you're a fool.

00:10:44.000 Charles Sonner was on the show, and he said, I know current UFC fighters who will never get a whiff of a championship belt, who, if they knew that legally they could switch their gender to win a UFC championship, would do it right now.

00:10:59.000 Here you go!

00:11:00.000 So the point is, women, look, there is a message.

00:11:04.000 Give up.

00:11:04.000 Don't compete.

00:11:05.000 There's no hope for you.

00:11:08.000 Well, I think it shows that a little girl can grow up to do anything she wants as long as she was born a man.

00:11:18.000 Anything you can do, men can do better!

00:11:20.000 Here's the other... That's wrong.

00:11:25.000 Athletically.

00:11:26.000 I remember when I was a kid, we were on a field trip and there was this feminist who looked a lot like the Halle Berry, the little giants look like.

00:11:32.000 I remember her specifically.

00:11:33.000 She was one of the chaperones.

00:11:34.000 We were at the Sugar Shack in Quebec.

00:11:36.000 And she said, you know, boys can do anything girls can do and girls can do anything boys can do.

00:11:42.000 And as a kid I was ignorant.

00:11:43.000 Your hand shot out.

00:11:43.000 I said, well that's not true.

00:11:44.000 And she said, like what?

00:11:45.000 I said, giving birth.

00:11:46.000 And she reported me.

00:11:48.000 But now there's a change where it should just be, boys can do anything girls can do.

00:11:55.000 Period.

00:11:55.000 Yeah.

00:11:56.000 I have a solution, Steven.

00:11:58.000 Let's get rid of women's sports, let's get rid of men's sports, and let's just have sports.

00:12:02.000 Let's have tryouts.

00:12:04.000 Why did we have Title IX?

00:12:06.000 Why did we have Title IX?

00:12:07.000 Because we wanted to make sure that women had the same opportunities in sports, that female sports got the same kind of funding.

00:12:12.000 Title IX is a little bit more convoluted than that, but basically Title IX guaranteed that there would still be scholarships, that there would be women's sports, because women needed to be able to have access to these spots and academia, and nobody watched their sports, so we let them have it, kind of like Quebec.

00:12:27.000 We let little French have their enclave in Canada, even though nobody really needed them there at that point.

00:12:32.000 We had our own country.

00:12:33.000 They weren't filling up stadiums or arenas with women's sports, but we said, sure, we'll let you have women's sports.

00:12:38.000 By the way, Title IX only needed to exist because women could compete in men's sports.

00:12:44.000 Yeah.

00:12:45.000 I mean, figuratively, right?

00:12:46.000 They can.

00:12:47.000 They can, but they couldn't.

00:12:49.000 But now, we have Title IX to guarantee that we have women's sports, so there's an enclave so that women can have a fair playing field, and by the way, throw in all the men.

00:12:57.000 Well, and if it was always like that, you wouldn't have named your dog Joe Louis, you would have named him Ike Turner.

00:13:02.000 Just undefeated in boxing.

00:13:06.000 Isn't that right, Laila Ali?

00:13:09.000 Also, this is something else that is making the rounds before we get to Jen Psaki, which is the bulk of today.

00:13:15.000 Do you pronounce the P?

00:13:16.000 I don't know, but if it's going to be there, I'm going to pronounce it.

00:13:22.000 Sorry.

00:13:22.000 This went viral yesterday, and of course we run the risk of maybe even being banned by simply showing this clip, but you know what?

00:13:27.000 I think that people should be allowed to do journalism.

00:13:31.000 My pillow, burlap sack stuffed with packing peanuts.

00:13:36.000 I own 25, so do the math.

00:13:40.000 Mike Lindell was on with Newsmax, and this is what happened yesterday.

00:13:46.000 What happened with your Twitter account and the company page?

00:13:51.000 Well, first mine was taken down because we have all the election fraud with these Dominion machines.

00:13:56.000 We have 100% proof.

00:13:58.000 And then when they took it down about three weeks ago, and then when I put it back up, my personal... Mike, thank you very much.

00:14:08.000 Mike, you're talking about machines that we at Newsmax have not been able to verify any of.

00:14:15.000 Those kinds of allegations.

00:14:17.000 We just want to let people know that there's nothing substantive that we've seen and let me read you something there.

00:14:23.000 While there were some clear evidence of some cases of both fraud and election irregularities, the election results in every state were certified and Newsmax accepts the results as legal and final.

00:14:36.000 The courts have also supported that view.

00:14:38.000 You know what?

00:14:39.000 They did this because I'm revealing all the evidence on Friday of all the election fraud with these machines.

00:14:46.000 So I'm sorry if you think it's not real.

00:14:47.000 Mike, hold on one second.

00:14:48.000 Can I ask our producers, can we get out of here please?

00:14:52.000 Mike, hold on one second.

00:14:54.000 Let's talk a little bit about...

00:14:56.000 That's just like in Boom Goats the dynamite kid.

00:14:58.000 Yeah.

00:14:59.000 He's like...

00:14:59.000 He just wants to be out.

00:15:01.000 He mentally wants to check out of that interview.

00:15:05.000 Good thing he did it in 520p, though.

00:15:06.000 Here's the thing.

00:15:07.000 What did you expect?

00:15:09.000 What did you expect would happen with Mike Lindell on the show?

00:15:13.000 You asked him to be on the show.

00:15:15.000 You asked him why he was banned.

00:15:17.000 He starts talking about this.

00:15:18.000 That being said, I do want to be responsible here, okay?

00:15:23.000 We haven't focused on the Dominion stuff.

00:15:25.000 We didn't do that because We didn't have any way to verify that.

00:15:27.000 Now, we did go through thousands of voter rolls and people who voted from addresses that didn't exist, people who had moved out of state.

00:15:32.000 Those are things that we can verify.

00:15:33.000 We stand by, come after us for it.

00:15:35.000 I w-w-w-w-welcome it, you p-p-p-pussies.

00:15:39.000 But, as it relates to the Dominion stuff, here's what I would say.

00:15:43.000 Mike Lindell, because he has no platform anymore, and that sucks.

00:15:46.000 He's been deplatformed because it's not protected under First Amendment.

00:15:48.000 Saying that there might be election irregularities is inciting violence.

00:15:51.000 Therefore, Brian Williams and Jen Psaki in this Awful cabal of people who want to ban wrong think will kick you out.

00:15:58.000 But we do have a platform.

00:15:59.000 So Mike Lindell, if you're out there, look, if we can access those machines, the Dominion machines, if someone can get us access to these and we can verify beyond any shadow of a doubt the claims that are being made, Sidney Powell, look, we still have the platform here and I will take that hit.

00:16:12.000 I will take that hit for you, but you've got to give us the ability to confirm this because we have to do our due diligence.

00:16:18.000 If not, Then it's a PR stunt.

00:16:20.000 Don't want to be played by you guys.

00:16:22.000 I think they should have invited Mike Lindell on.

00:16:24.000 I think they should have expected what happened.

00:16:25.000 Well, I don't want to say they shouldn't have invited him on.

00:16:27.000 They shouldn't have invited him on only to kick him off if they knew that's what he was going to say, and I think if you are going to make these claims, they need to be correct.

00:16:37.000 No one should be played anymore.

00:16:39.000 We are an open source.

00:16:41.000 We have the biggest platform available right now, and we will verify all of this information, and I'll deliver it to you guys.

00:16:48.000 Open invitation!

00:16:49.000 Open invitation.

00:16:50.000 Let me know what you guys think.

00:16:51.000 You can just comment below what you want to see, but open invitation.

00:16:55.000 The man had an intervention from his crack dealers to get him to stop smoking it, which shows that it is hard to get him to stop once he starts.

00:17:06.000 And I say that.

00:17:06.000 I've met Mike.

00:17:08.000 He's a big, giant dude.

00:17:08.000 He's a nice guy.

00:17:10.000 He sounds like Jesse Ventura a little bit, too.

00:17:13.000 Listen, I'm trying to verify the machines.

00:17:15.000 I've got the facts.

00:17:17.000 I'm Dominion.

00:17:18.000 And listen, we employ Americans with Egyptian cotton.

00:17:22.000 And listen, I am a multimillionaire, Stephen.

00:17:25.000 I just stuck a pack of peanuts into a burlap sack.

00:17:29.000 Your fans are going to wish they were never born, brother.

00:17:33.000 Well, I mean, you invite a guy, and if that's the state of news, where you're like, hold on, he's saying something disagreeable, I've got to say this legal statement.

00:17:39.000 They don't want to get sued.

00:17:41.000 They're a news organization that brought somebody on.

00:17:43.000 They can say, before he comes on, we don't necessarily agree with what's about to be said, but we want you to know what happened, and we're going to give him the floor to say what happened.

00:17:50.000 That doesn't mean we agree with it, but to stop him mid-sentence, and to get up and walk off like a baby?

00:17:54.000 And they specifically asked him, why were you deplatformed?

00:17:57.000 Yeah, he saw the ride!

00:17:58.000 It's like, what do you expect him to say?

00:18:01.000 Why were you deplatformed?

00:18:02.000 Well, I was deplatformed because I...

00:18:08.000 Well, I think it was a clerical error.

00:18:09.000 It's just crap all around, and Newsmax wanted to funnel the viewers in from Fox News and tell you that they're your friends, and guess what?

00:18:16.000 They're not all your friends, so what am I willing to take a hit for right here?

00:18:19.000 We're willing to take a hit for the truth, and if there is truth to that, great.

00:18:23.000 I haven't seen it yet because we haven't had access to those machines.

00:18:26.000 But to say that there weren't thousands of people who voted from addresses that don't even exist, come on.

00:18:31.000 That's a given.

00:18:31.000 We had that.

00:18:32.000 What are you, special needs?

00:18:34.000 Also, if you want to support us, we're suing Facebook.

00:18:38.000 You can just support us by going to the merch store, ladlescrattershop.com.

00:18:44.000 MugClub will be taking your chat a little bit later on.

00:18:47.000 We'll also be doing a roast of Greta Thunberg here later today because she's 18.

00:18:51.000 So we are no longer in gross violations of YouTube or Facebook guidelines.

00:18:56.000 We were specifically told you cannot criticize Greta Thunberg because she's 17, even though she looks like she's 11, but now she's 18.

00:19:07.000 Hang on!

00:19:08.000 Has that really ever mattered before, though, their terms of service?

00:19:10.000 I don't think they really care.

00:19:11.000 I think they're going to be mad at you either way.

00:19:12.000 They're going to be mad.

00:19:14.000 Yeah.

00:19:14.000 You're not making it easy this time, though.

00:19:16.000 Also, by the way, I guess my question of the day is, what your opinion is, what do you think the most radical point of view is from Jen Psaki?

00:19:23.000 You know what, tell me, do you guys think that I should be appearing on... I've been getting some requests because of Facebook to appear on cable news, like Fox News and those places.

00:19:31.000 I don't really know if I want to do it, but let me know what you think.

00:19:34.000 Let me know what you think.

00:19:35.000 If I should be appearing on Fox News and the CNN and that stuff.

00:19:37.000 It'll take some time away from the show, but a lot of you want to know what's going on with Facebook, and we are going to win.

00:19:42.000 Okay, let's go on to... Is it Jen Psaki?

00:19:46.000 No, I think it's Psaki, for real.

00:19:49.000 Is it Saki or Saki?

00:19:50.000 What is it with letters that don't actually have a purpose?

00:19:52.000 I don't know.

00:19:53.000 I'm sorry!

00:19:53.000 Usually it's a P. Yeah, she has a P in there for purpose.

00:19:58.000 That was really weak.

00:19:58.000 Much like her, her purpose is silent.

00:20:04.000 You saved it.

00:20:04.000 You redeemed it.

00:20:05.000 Okay.

00:20:05.000 I know.

00:20:06.000 I knew where I was going, son.

00:20:08.000 Laying down that track.

00:20:10.000 So this is what people are most mad about right away.

00:20:13.000 Let's lead with kind of her first blunder.

00:20:15.000 Yesterday, she mocked an actual branch of our armed forces in a briefing.

00:20:21.000 Lest you think that Democrats are elitist assholes, here is her addressing Space Force.

00:20:27.000 Wow, Space Force.

00:20:30.000 It's the plane of today.

00:20:33.000 It is an interesting question.

00:20:35.000 I am happy to check with our Space Force point of contact.

00:20:39.000 Am I sure who that is?

00:20:40.000 I will find out and see if we have any update on that.

00:20:43.000 Yeah, so some would say a little tone-deaf, some would say a little elitist, some would say a little dispassionate.

00:20:48.000 Not to mention how she threw, of course, the Chicago... if you saw our treatment of the Chicago Teachers Union under the bus.

00:20:58.000 You've been very naughty, Miss Kenwell.

00:21:05.000 Get back to work!

00:21:05.000 It's just a virus!

00:21:08.000 Space Force, by the way, it is a subsidiary, I guess you would say, a subdivision of the Air Force.

00:21:13.000 It's a part of the Air Force.

00:21:14.000 And people like to make fun, because Donald Trump's Space Force, look, the whole idea is to increase our capacity to defend our country.

00:21:22.000 People used to make fun of the missile defense system.

00:21:24.000 They call it the Star Wars defense system, is how they labeled it under Ronald Reagan.

00:21:27.000 That's the Iron Dome, basically, the technology that they use in Israel.

00:21:30.000 Space Force was just a way to develop newer technologies so that we aren't left behind and 20 years from now go like, oh, there's another Sputnik.

00:21:37.000 We should have been ahead of that.

00:21:38.000 Yeah, I feel like this is the... Internet video?

00:21:40.000 That's never gonna be a thing.

00:21:43.000 The space?

00:21:43.000 It's so stupid, right?

00:21:45.000 She has no idea.

00:21:46.000 She has no idea what Space Force is.

00:21:48.000 She has no idea who the people are.

00:21:50.000 She had to get sarcastic, too.

00:21:51.000 That wasn't a good look for her.

00:21:52.000 She knows how to fill out a suit.

00:21:56.000 What?

00:21:57.000 The outfit.

00:21:57.000 Was it a suit?

00:21:58.000 I couldn't tell.

00:21:59.000 It looked like a Rodham Clinton.

00:22:00.000 She looked like kids playing a ghost in Scooby-Doo who were just under a sheet.

00:22:04.000 It's a recessive gene, and I have twins on the way.

00:22:06.000 If one of them's a ginger, I have one kid on the way.

00:22:10.000 This is not China, Steven.

00:22:12.000 You can't just do that.

00:22:14.000 Send it down the Ginger River.

00:22:16.000 That's where they put them all.

00:22:20.000 That's after Moses touches it with his staff.

00:22:22.000 Is that a burning bush?

00:22:26.000 No.

00:22:28.000 Now I'm thinking of 300.

00:22:31.000 So she began her very first week talking about, this is her claim, right?

00:22:35.000 How do you know it's untrue?

00:22:36.000 Because if they claim it.

00:22:38.000 She said that she wants to return transparency to the government.

00:22:42.000 This is Jen Psaki.

00:22:44.000 When the president asked me to serve in this role, we talked about the importance of bringing truth and transparency back to the briefing room.

00:22:52.000 And rebuilding trust with the American people will be central to our focus in the press office and in the White House every single day.

00:23:01.000 Incorrect!

00:23:03.000 So, allow me to substantiate, there are a few, so she made a few claims here, and let me just kind of walk you through why they are verifiably false.

00:23:11.000 Again, we only really want to give you information that you can confirm yourself.

00:23:15.000 All of the sources are available at lotterworthcrowder.com, and like I said, I own 25 of my pillows.

00:23:20.000 It's good to admit that.

00:23:22.000 It's a good pillow!

00:23:23.000 She claimed that Trump's travel ban, right, this is one thing, she claimed that it was a travel ban, it was a moratorium on travel from countries.

00:23:30.000 Joe Louis, get back to your place, buddy.

00:23:32.000 Get back to your place.

00:23:33.000 He doesn't even like her.

00:23:34.000 He's walking out.

00:23:35.000 She claimed it is his moratorium on travel from countries with high levels of terrorism.

00:23:38.000 This is Jen Psaki.

00:23:40.000 She said that it was rooted in xenophobia.

00:23:43.000 So here you go.

00:23:44.000 The president also put an end to the Muslim ban of policy rooted in religious animus and xenophobia.

00:23:51.000 I'm doing this because you guys are sitting there.

00:23:52.000 You guys look like, are you coughing?

00:23:54.000 Are you sneezing?

00:23:54.000 Let me, let me give you, you look like you were about to, Gerald was doing this though.

00:23:59.000 Like he was a seven dwarf.

00:24:01.000 So here's the truth, right?

00:24:02.000 She's saying it's rooted in xenophobia.

00:24:04.000 It's not actually rooted in xenophobia.

00:24:05.000 If you look at Donald Trump's policy, it was actually rooted in, um, the policy of your guy, the guy for whom you weren't.

00:24:13.000 Barack Obama, the seven countries were identified by the Barack Hussein Obama administration.

00:24:20.000 Let me read you this.

00:24:21.000 This is from the Department of Homeland Security.

00:24:22.000 The Department of Homeland Security announced that it is continuing its implementation of the Visa Waiver Program Improvement and Terrorist Travel Protection Act with the addition of Libya, Somalia, and Yemen as three countries of concern.

00:24:33.000 And they added it to some other countries from that sphincter of the world.

00:24:36.000 I think that's a reasonable thing to do, right?

00:24:38.000 Those are countries that want to kill us.

00:24:39.000 I think it's reasonable, but the point is she goes out there to the press and says it's rooted in xenophobia.

00:24:43.000 No, it's rooted in the guy you worked for!

00:24:48.000 Well, she literally calls it the Muslim ban to convince people that's what it's called.

00:24:53.000 That's what bothers me.

00:24:55.000 They're better at naming things than we are.

00:24:57.000 Dang it!

00:24:58.000 It's just, look, come on, we're saying we're banning travel from these countries where they are hotbeds of terrorism.

00:25:03.000 And Barack Obama was so concerned about optics that he didn't want to say Muslim.

00:25:08.000 He said, well, hold on a second, okay, these are hotbeds of terrorism.

00:25:11.000 Yes.

00:25:11.000 Why?

00:25:13.000 Your guess is as good as mine.

00:25:14.000 No, no, no, no, no!

00:25:16.000 Is there a common thread?

00:25:18.000 Mormonism?

00:25:19.000 Why couldn't we have thrown in, like, Norway to throw him off the scent and be like, name all these Muslim countries and Norway.

00:25:24.000 But there's white people there.

00:25:24.000 Give it eight years, Norway will be on the list.

00:25:26.000 We didn't see it coming!

00:25:28.000 We're not dangerous.

00:25:32.000 Is Norway German?

00:25:33.000 We thought they just wanted a few wives!

00:25:35.000 We didn't know we were going to hit them!

00:25:37.000 We were too busy playing Strongman!

00:25:40.000 Do you like Roald Dahl?

00:25:41.000 We do!

00:25:43.000 Peach!

00:25:43.000 Very big!

00:25:44.000 What a dish!

00:25:45.000 So!

00:25:45.000 A giant!

00:25:46.000 Big friendly!

00:25:47.000 Um...

00:25:48.000 This is something else.

00:25:49.000 She claimed, speaking of xenophobic, this is what's so funny, she claimed that that was xenophobic and it came from Barack Obama, but then she claimed that former Vice President Joe Biden did not accuse Donald Trump of being xenophobic, that he never called Donald Trump's travel ban xenophobic because that's exactly what Joe Biden is doing right now.

00:26:08.000 Here is her answering in the name of transparency.

00:26:10.000 Translucent.

00:26:11.000 She's ginger.

00:26:12.000 When President Trump was imposing travel restrictions in March specifically on China, then candidate Biden called it xenophobic and fear-mongering.

00:26:21.000 He did?

00:26:22.000 So now President Biden is putting travel restrictions on people coming in from other countries.

00:26:28.000 What word do we use to describe that?

00:26:30.000 Well, I don't think that's quite a fair articulation.

00:26:33.000 The president has been clear that the Muslim ban was xenophobic.

00:26:37.000 He overturned the Muslim ban.

00:26:40.000 He also, though, has supported, and he himself, even before, or we did, I should say, even before he was inaugurated, steps, travel restrictions in order to keep the American people safe.

00:26:51.000 First off, how useless is your asshole that he is overturning what was being enforced by the previous guy that was set in motion from your aforementioned asshole?

00:27:05.000 How do you overturn something that you started in the first place?

00:27:09.000 And by the way, how do you go against videotape evidence of what, or not videotape, you got the post from Twitter.

00:27:13.000 She said, I think that was a, what did you say, a misarticulation?

00:27:16.000 Well, okay, I don't think it's fair.

00:27:18.000 In her defense, everything from former Vice President Joe Biden is a misarticulation.

00:27:22.000 But I think this one was pretty, let me read you his exact tweet.

00:27:27.000 Unless we be banned.

00:27:27.000 Just in case, yeah.

00:27:29.000 This is from Joe Biden.

00:27:29.000 We are in the midst of a crisis with the coronavirus.

00:27:32.000 We need to lead the way with science, not Donald Trump's record of hysteria, xenophobia,

00:27:38.000 and fear-mongering.

00:27:39.000 He is the worst possible person to lead our country through a global health emergency.

00:27:44.000 He tweeted this the day after in response to the emergency travel ban.

00:27:50.000 Well his friend tweeted it while he made Cheerio necklaces.

00:27:54.000 He just approved it and said, yeah, sure.

00:27:55.000 He was at scout camp experimenting with gimp.

00:28:00.000 I mean, I don't understand how you can go in there and say transparency the first couple of days and then put something out like this that is absolutely, verifiably false.

00:28:08.000 This is the same kind of thing that they accused Donald Trump of doing, saying, I had the biggest crowd ever for an inauguration.

00:28:13.000 And they're like, well, we have pictures of bigger crowds before live crowds, so maybe that's not the best thing to say day one.

00:28:19.000 This is what's so scary, right?

00:28:20.000 Everyone's going, well, it's a little bit quieter now.

00:28:22.000 It's not necessary.

00:28:23.000 At least we're not going to be divided.

00:28:25.000 Silence based on a lie is not a good thing.

00:28:28.000 Right?

00:28:29.000 There had to be transparency to some degree with Donald Trump because they were grilling him all the time.

00:28:34.000 They were grilling him unfairly, asking unfair questions, asking leading questions, but right now you have someone who was fed the questions from this press with people she used to work with.

00:28:43.000 She used to work with these members of the press.

00:28:44.000 She was a contributor to CNN.

00:28:45.000 We'll get to that in a second.

00:28:46.000 She has never, ever, ever worked in the private sector, nor her husband.

00:28:50.000 They are swamp creatures of the highest order.

00:28:53.000 Right.

00:28:54.000 And do you think they're going to follow this up?

00:28:55.000 Do you think there's going to be news reports tomorrow on CNN talking about this and all the other networks saying, well, they're lying about this.

00:29:01.000 The president clearly called the former President Trump xenophobic and she lied.

00:29:06.000 No, nobody is going to bring that up.

00:29:07.000 That's the concern right now.

00:29:08.000 There are no checks and balances between the media and this administration.

00:29:12.000 And I say this as someone who comes from Canada, where we have the CBC, which is entirely government funded.

00:29:16.000 And actually the person who won the office was the person who promised to give them the greatest grant, Trudeau.

00:29:21.000 It was, I think, the NDP said, we're going to give $100 million to the CBC if we win.

00:29:24.000 And then Trudeau said, ah, $150 million.

00:29:26.000 Guess who won?

00:29:27.000 Guess who got the most positive feedback?

00:29:29.000 Until they found out that he was a blackface connoisseur.

00:29:33.000 Working out for him.

00:29:34.000 She also has a history of lying to the American people.

00:29:39.000 A long history.

00:29:40.000 This is something.

00:29:40.000 So it would be one thing if she had a history of standing up against the establishment, if she had a history of pushing back, of pushing for media transparency.

00:29:48.000 She's never pushed for media transparency, and now she's still pushing against any media transparency because she wants them to feed the questions beforehand.

00:29:55.000 Here's an example in 2013.

00:29:56.000 The State Department spokeswoman, that was her job, right?

00:30:02.000 Spokesperson.

00:30:03.000 Spokesperson.

00:30:04.000 People have spoke.

00:30:04.000 No women or men anymore. People have spoke. Sooner or later, Aziz clearing a hurdle.

00:30:11.000 She was a State Department spokesperson.

00:30:14.000 Spokeswoman.

00:30:14.000 Sorry, I have to make sure.

00:30:16.000 I don't use prompter.

00:30:17.000 It's not like the fine fellows over there at Newsmax.

00:30:21.000 Spokeswoman.

00:30:22.000 And she was at the center of this scandal that involves manipulation of press briefing footage.

00:30:29.000 Here I think we have it from 2013.

00:30:31.000 It began in February 2013.

00:30:32.000 U.S.

00:30:34.000 officials were secretly meeting with Iranians about possible nuclear talks.

00:30:38.000 The State Department spokeswoman at the time, Victoria Nuland, denied direct talks were taking place.

00:30:44.000 When the covert talks were revealed months later, Nuland's successor, Jen Psaki, faced tough questions about whether the State Department was lying.

00:30:52.000 There are times where diplomacy needs privacy in order to progress.

00:30:57.000 This is a good example of that.

00:30:59.000 But when a reporter tried to refer back to the exchange from the video archived online,

00:31:05.000 he discovered that a critical section of the tape had been edited out.

00:31:08.000 Saki, who's now the White House communications director, denied involvement on Twitter, saying

00:31:13.000 I had no knowledge of, nor would I have approved of, any form of editing or cutting my briefing

00:31:19.000 transcript.

00:31:20.000 Lies!

00:31:21.000 And I'll tell you why I think it's lies, because I have other examples of lies, and I don't mean... I do not mean inaccuracies.

00:31:27.000 Let me be really clear.

00:31:27.000 When I'm on this show, I usually try and say, that's not true.

00:31:29.000 Why do you keep looking at yourself in the monitor like you're Oprah?

00:31:31.000 No, I'm looking at you.

00:31:32.000 Dave keeps looking at me like he's like, he literally, I was looking and he was going like, yeah.

00:31:35.000 Johnny Depp stache.

00:31:37.000 No, believe me, when... Amber Heard's gonna throw an empty bottle at me sooner or later.

00:31:41.000 Trust me, when it goes to me, I just think about ways I can end it.

00:31:47.000 Is it the mustache?

00:31:48.000 No, it's just an overall self-esteem.

00:31:51.000 I feel the same way about Dave.

00:31:54.000 Thank you.

00:31:57.000 How do I know it's a lie?

00:31:59.000 Okay, and I'm going out on a limb here because I know that I risk being banned.

00:32:03.000 There are half-truths, there are misspeakings, there are inaccuracies, and there are lies.

00:32:10.000 She just said she would never be involved in editing, she would never be involved in misleading.

00:32:16.000 Okay, that is the lie.

00:32:18.000 I don't know if she was involved with the editing of that or not.

00:32:21.000 Maybe someone else was doing the bidding for her.

00:32:23.000 But I do know that when she says she would never be involved with misleading anybody, That is a lie, because we have another clip here where, remember Benghazi?

00:32:33.000 A lot of people don't remember, but Benghazi, before we found out what it actually was, before John Krasinski came along and did a couple of pushups, people believed for a period in time that it was due to a YouTube video.

00:32:45.000 You would be forgiven to believe that if you were part of the American public, because why would they lie to you about that?

00:32:50.000 However, if you were at the highest levels of government, you of course knew that it had nothing to do with a YouTube video whose production value was about on par with Newsmax.

00:32:59.000 However, if you go back to Jen Psaki, this is her blaming.

00:33:03.000 Blaming!

00:33:04.000 Benghazi on a YouTube video.

00:33:06.000 So she's claiming that the CIA blamed Benghazi on YouTube.

00:33:08.000 Benghazi.

00:33:09.000 These were CIA points of the intel assessment at the time.

00:33:12.000 They made the decision about what the final points were going to include.

00:33:17.000 They did include information at the end that we later learned was inaccurate.

00:33:21.000 So they were reviewing just a few days after the attacks what our best assessment was at

00:33:26.000 the time.

00:33:27.000 So she's claiming that the CIA blamed Benghazi on YouTube.

00:33:31.000 CIA says no.

00:33:33.000 No, no, no, no.

00:33:35.000 Not me.

00:33:36.000 And here's something else.

00:33:37.000 It would help if we had receipts.

00:33:41.000 So glad you asked.

00:33:42.000 Do we have receipts?

00:33:44.000 Here are the email exchanges that actually show the talking points were made by the State Department.

00:33:49.000 Right here, the emails confirm the ABC News report that the so-called talking points written by the CIA on the attack underwent extensive revisions.

00:33:58.000 Twelve versions, and that substantial changes were made after the State Department expressed concerns.

00:34:05.000 In other words, the CIA said, hey, this is what happened with Benghazi, this is terrible, we've got terrorists, and then the State Department said, so, YouTube video?

00:34:12.000 And they said, no, no, no, no, no, no, this, we're gonna give you the right, they said, so, YouTube video?

00:34:16.000 And they said, this went back twelve times, and then Chackie tried, Chackie tried to, Chackie, Chackie, Chackie, Chackie, I don't care.

00:34:22.000 Listen, it's gonna be hard.

00:34:23.000 Chuckie.

00:34:24.000 She tried to blame the CIA.

00:34:27.000 For throwing our people under the bus.

00:34:29.000 She tried to throw the CIA under the bus.

00:34:30.000 She knew that that was incorrect, and only, and this is what's so scary, only because at that point in time, new media, before traditional media got their claws in, people like us, people on YouTube, people on Twitter and Facebook, back before they were banned from the town square, were able to say, no, no, hold on, we did some digging.

00:34:48.000 Benghazi had nothing to do with a YouTube video.

00:34:51.000 You wouldn't be able to do that today.

00:34:52.000 No, no, absolutely not.

00:34:53.000 Because that would be considered inciting violence against an administration, right?

00:34:56.000 Because that's a pretty big scandal because American troops died, right?

00:35:00.000 And if you say they died because of negligence and then you were lied to and that they tried to tell you it was a YouTube video from some crazy person who went on to found Newsmax, then they would say you're inciting violence against the current administration.

00:35:12.000 That's what's scary right now.

00:35:14.000 Finding out the truth about Benghazi wouldn't be able to happen in today's climate.

00:35:20.000 That's terrifying.

00:35:21.000 Yeah, absolutely. You'd be de-platformed right away or even worse, Dave and I, I think we were talking about this,

00:35:26.000 the easiest thing to do is to make sure that people know you're lying before you speak, right?

00:35:30.000 It takes care of whatever you're going to say because they're like, oh, I know this person's lying,

00:35:33.000 even if they're telling the truth, right? So you have Mike Lindell come on and say something very reasonable.

00:35:38.000 People that voted in Nevada voted from vacant lots.

00:35:40.000 I don't know that what he said was very reasonable.

00:35:42.000 No, no, no, I'm saying have him say that. Have him say that in Nevada, something you can verify, right?

00:35:46.000 And no one would believe him because he said something about the Dominion voting machines, right?

00:35:51.000 Because it's like, okay, I know he's lying before he speaks.

00:35:54.000 Now you have the State Department.

00:35:55.000 That's what you're saying some people would think.

00:35:56.000 That's exactly what they would think.

00:35:57.000 So I think it's a great strategy.

00:35:59.000 Yeah, it's a great strategy that they're employing right now is to say

00:36:03.000 everyone who says anything about the election.

00:36:05.000 They're either crazy or lying, and if they're lying, they're inciting violence.

00:36:09.000 Now I'm equating all these things to a crime.

00:36:11.000 Look, let me be very clear as to where I line up.

00:36:14.000 Big tech right now and this administration and everyone in legacy media, they want you

00:36:18.000 to believe that if you see, and this is up to 50 million Americans, right?

00:36:22.000 I think it's 30 something percent believe that there are irregularities with the election.

00:36:25.000 They want tens of millions of Americans, you out there, if you believe that there were

00:36:29.000 some kind of irregularities that warrant just some kind of second look or investigation

00:36:34.000 that you are either crazy or lying.

00:36:37.000 What I will say very clearly in no uncertain terms is if you believe there were no irregularities

00:36:42.000 with this election, you're stupid.

00:36:47.000 And I don't mean, you know, like, you know, you're stupid.

00:36:50.000 You're very, very stupid.

00:36:52.000 But I don't mean you're ignorant.

00:36:53.000 I don't mean, you know, you need to do a little more homework.

00:36:56.000 You're a stupid person.

00:36:58.000 And I don't want you in the gene pool.

00:37:01.000 What's wrong with just asking to count those?

00:37:05.000 I just don't understand that.

00:37:05.000 I know.

00:37:07.000 For three years, we had to deal with the Putin thing.

00:37:10.000 So just count.

00:37:11.000 It might not even be enough to win.

00:37:13.000 Just to see if it was there.

00:37:14.000 What's the problem?

00:37:15.000 Well, there's nothing there.

00:37:16.000 Yeah.

00:37:17.000 Haven't you heard?

00:37:18.000 Oh, right.

00:37:19.000 Sorry.

00:37:19.000 Is that your hate speech?

00:37:21.000 I have trouble with that.

00:37:21.000 I know.

00:37:23.000 You and your little Latin Kings goatee.

00:37:26.000 Hey, listen.

00:37:27.000 Are you going to draw a face on a volleyball to have a friend?

00:37:31.000 That's been done.

00:37:32.000 Use a tennis ball.

00:37:33.000 And let's go back through her history.

00:37:35.000 These are the people who work in this administration, right?

00:37:38.000 I will say this.

00:37:38.000 For all the criticism against Donald Trump, a lot of it was disorganized because a lot of people weren't part of the well-oiled machine.

00:37:44.000 However, the well-oiled machine is well-oiled to ream you.

00:37:49.000 That's the issue.

00:37:50.000 That's the problem.

00:37:51.000 If it's a well-oiled raping machine, well, you know what?

00:37:55.000 I'd like it to maybe have a few creaky nuts and bolts so it gives me a running start.

00:38:01.000 Mine doesn't.

00:38:03.000 It works perfect.

00:38:04.000 You get screwed every time.

00:38:06.000 It's like a show horse.

00:38:09.000 You keep it in perfect operating condition.

00:38:12.000 I also lock the door and I don't know the comm.

00:38:17.000 So here's her background.

00:38:19.000 She was a press secretary for John Kerry in 2004, when he is now the current climate czar.

00:38:25.000 So not only did she start working in public office, she also made very bad choices in whom she worked for.

00:38:33.000 You know how people have talked about how the Democrats don't really have a great bench?

00:38:37.000 John Kerry's always been on that patch.

00:38:41.000 John Kerry is that old bowl of cereal that might as well not exist in your cupboard.

00:38:46.000 Like, do we have anyone who can run for office?

00:38:49.000 Kind of like your old green, jolly green giant beans that you have in case some nuclear holocaust takes place.

00:38:54.000 That's John Kerry, and she said, I want an internship there.

00:38:58.000 She was a State Department spokeswoman, press secretary for Barack Obama.

00:39:05.000 She briefly left, here's what she did, she briefly left the Obama administration I think

00:39:08.000 in 2011 to become a senior vice president and this is what's so concerning too, managing

00:39:13.000 director at Global Strategy Group.

00:39:15.000 This is a research firm.

00:39:17.000 They include clients, you can bring up this overlay there, Gibbon, Google, Facebook, Twitter,

00:39:22.000 General Motors, Microsoft.

00:39:24.000 I mean it's almost like you're trying to create a wet dream for Alex Jones.

00:39:28.000 They all come together.

00:39:31.000 They really did set it up.

00:39:32.000 Throw in some Redwoods and David Gergen and you've got Bohemian Grove.

00:39:37.000 She worked for WestExec, a consulting firm founded by four ex-Obama officials that increased the current Secretary of State, Anthony Blinken, they increased his current bank account by $1.2 million.

00:39:48.000 So she's worked in public office her entire life.

00:39:55.000 She's married to a guy who's been chief executive of staff for local politicians since college.

00:40:06.000 So she has been in public office since college.

00:40:09.000 She has been married to someone who has been in public office since college.

00:40:12.000 She has never worked in the private sector.

00:40:15.000 Her husband has never worked in the private sector in any capacity.

00:40:19.000 And during the brief little... you'd think, okay, Barack Obama, now, you know, Joe Biden, there's some job security, probably Hillary Clinton down the line, Kamala Harris, well, I don't know what's going to...

00:40:29.000 But she'll always have a job.

00:40:30.000 But there was a little brief moment in time where there was a blip where she may have

00:40:34.000 to go and find work by actually providing some kind of a marketable commodity goods

00:40:39.000 or services.

00:40:40.000 No, while Donald Trump was president, she was a CNN contributor writing op-eds.

00:40:44.000 What kind of crap would she write? Here you go, here's one of her articles and I'll do some more research and find

00:40:50.000 The African American community is not going to simply forget that this is the same guy, Donald Trump, who has

00:40:50.000 more for you.

00:40:56.000 embraced and validated white supremacists just because he decided to take credit for the African American

00:41:02.000 unemployment rate continuing to go down.

00:41:04.000 So, that's the strategy.

00:41:07.000 African-American unemployment rates went up under your guy.

00:41:11.000 I mean, your guy, Barack Obama, who you worked for, and now your new guy, former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:41:15.000 So you try and cut it off at the pass and say, just because the one public figure who I haven't worked for in the last 19 years did more for black Americans than any other president doesn't mean that he's a white supremacist signed byline on CNN And now she's the one in charge of corralling CNN, who feed her questions before she answers them publicly, and she still has to circle back like a Greta.

00:41:41.000 I'm just saying, that takes some big balls to write that.

00:41:45.000 That's the most hilarious thing I've seen.

00:41:46.000 I know it looks like he likes you.

00:41:48.000 I really know it looks like he likes you and he's doing a great job.

00:41:51.000 But he's still a white supremacist, I promise.

00:41:53.000 He's still a white supremacist.

00:41:54.000 Seriously.

00:41:55.000 It's not that she's just a lip.

00:41:57.000 This is the worst.

00:41:58.000 She's the worst combination in that she is a career politician.

00:42:02.000 Take everything that you can't stand about Joe Biden.

00:42:05.000 She's just younger.

00:42:06.000 But take everything you can to someone who went to school to plan to suckle at the government teat.

00:42:11.000 And then add the radical social justice warrior Vox Vice Young Turks Stephen Colbert Trevor Noah rhetoric and you've got your Press Secretary!

00:42:21.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:22.000 Well, let me just say something, too.

00:42:23.000 Her tweet about not taking responsibility for it and saying that she didn't edit the video, it couldn't have come from somebody below her, right?

00:42:29.000 It would have had to be above her head.

00:42:30.000 Who does she work for?

00:42:31.000 I don't think she's very large in stature.

00:42:33.000 Everything's above her head.

00:42:34.000 Yeah, but at the time, she worked for John Kerry.

00:42:37.000 John Kerry was the head of the State Department, right?

00:42:43.000 So if the order came down from somebody else, it had to come from above her.

00:42:51.000 She wasn't involved with it.

00:42:52.000 That doesn't leave very many people for you to now be accusing of going and scrubbing the State Department YouTube channel.

00:42:59.000 Which is what she's saying happened.

00:43:00.000 She's a lying ginger swamp rat.

00:43:02.000 I think that's what you're getting at.

00:43:03.000 Or it's even worse than we thought.

00:43:05.000 You dirty run, you ginger run, you killed my country.

00:43:09.000 Well a lot of these career politicians are just realizing that the internet exists.

00:43:15.000 It holds all their information and you can just go back and look at it.

00:43:21.000 That's why they want to make sure that the only people who have access to them and the only people who can speak to the public now are legacy media channels that they can corral, who by the way are their former employers.

00:43:29.000 Think about this.

00:43:30.000 She probably got her CNN gig with a letter of recommendation from the Barack Obama White House and then probably got a letter of recommendation from CNN for her to deal with the press members of CNN with this White House!

00:43:41.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:42.000 And Dave, I don't think they care anymore what you can find on the internet because these are the people that said Donald Trump said that there were good people down in Charlottesville when right before that there's video evidence all over the place that says the context mattered in this case.

00:43:55.000 They didn't care.

00:43:55.000 Yeah, it's the same group that says peaceful protesting equals let's go.

00:44:00.000 Let's go start an insurrection.

00:44:02.000 He said it with fires raging over his shoulder!

00:44:04.000 The fact is, the self-censoring is not something we're going to do.

00:44:07.000 Because I find myself doing this every now and then, right?

00:44:10.000 When you see the President of the United States banned from Twitter, and the premise of it is he incited violence by saying you're going to have to fight like hell or you won't have a country.

00:44:22.000 You have to fight like hell against lies, disinformation, and people in positions of power who do not have your best interests at heart or you will lose your personal freedoms.

00:44:31.000 That is absolutely true.

00:44:33.000 But when they actually let that shot be heard around the world that we removed a sitting president while leaving the president of Iran, while leaving Maduro, members of Hamas, Hamas PR spokespeople, I get their newsletters.

00:44:48.000 Which, by the way, stop faxing, okay?

00:44:51.000 We don't use the fax anymore, Hamas.

00:44:54.000 When they do that, they want all of us to be afraid.

00:44:57.000 Oh, wait, hold on a second.

00:44:57.000 If I say, you've got to fight like hell, or if I say, ooh, there's dishonesty, if I say that, could that be considered inciting violence?

00:45:03.000 No, no.

00:45:04.000 The standard for inciting violence, right?

00:45:06.000 The standard for speech that incites violence is, does this speech directly call people to violence?

00:45:12.000 That's it.

00:45:13.000 You do need to fight like hell for your country right now.

00:45:15.000 I feel like that's like, you know, they use the analogy that you can't say fire in a crowded theater, you can't yell fire.

00:45:19.000 Well, basically what Donald Trump did is said, hey, it's really warm in this theater.

00:45:23.000 It's really warm.

00:45:24.000 A verifiable fact, right?

00:45:25.000 He said that there was irregularities.

00:45:27.000 You're gonna have to fight like hell.

00:45:28.000 All these things are true, right?

00:45:29.000 You have to fight like hell for your freedom.

00:45:31.000 Every generation.

00:45:31.000 That's something that is always true.

00:45:32.000 Some would say it was almost an understatement.

00:45:34.000 He said it's really warm in this theater and we were like the broads in the tanning bed in Final Destination 4.

00:45:40.000 It always locks.

00:45:41.000 It's always the tanning bed that locks.

00:45:43.000 Can you yell fire in a not-so-crowded theater?

00:45:46.000 With one person in the theater?

00:45:48.000 Yeah, like an Amy Schumer movie.

00:45:51.000 Nobody's there to hear it.

00:45:53.000 What if it's Tess Holliday in the theater?

00:45:54.000 Just scream it into I'm So Pretty and no one hears.

00:45:58.000 Except for Pee Wee Herman.

00:45:59.000 He's the only one yelling it in a crowded theater.

00:46:01.000 You said fire!

00:46:02.000 The word of the day!

00:46:05.000 Uh, my friend has the best joke about that, which is, uh, all his furniture has eyes.

00:46:09.000 He was being discreet.

00:46:13.000 So, uh, I know you think I might have been just excited.

00:46:15.000 She actually does get the questions in advance of the press briefings.

00:46:17.000 I think we have an overlay right here.

00:46:19.000 She gets the questions from the press briefings in advance, which I know you would think I'm lying.

00:46:23.000 Well, that doesn't make any sense, because if that were the case, why would she constantly have to say things, uh, like this, that she's going to circle back?

00:46:31.000 Here you go.

00:46:32.000 There's more I can share with you.

00:46:33.000 But I'll circle back with you if there's more to convey.

00:46:35.000 I'll have to just circle back with you.

00:46:37.000 We can circle back with you.

00:46:38.000 I'm happy to circle back with you.

00:46:39.000 I can circle back.

00:46:41.000 I will have to circle back on that one.

00:46:43.000 That's an excellent question.

00:46:44.000 She's like an autistic person who won't make right turns.

00:46:47.000 She paused on that last one.

00:46:48.000 She was looking for another word to say.

00:46:50.000 She's like, I'll circle back.

00:46:51.000 Crap, I can't do it.

00:46:52.000 She's almost playing 9-D chess.

00:46:53.000 Okay, that's so round.

00:46:56.000 She's almost playing 9-D chess where she's like, well if I just keep saying that I'll circle back.

00:47:00.000 Yeah.

00:47:00.000 No one would ever believe that I'm so stupid that I would need to circle back if they were handing me the questions beforehand, so they'll assume some transparency here.

00:47:09.000 No, she gets the questions beforehand because these people are people she's worked with her entire life, and her husband has worked with her entire life, and she still needs to circle back.

00:47:18.000 But all these clips should be available.

00:47:20.000 I mean, she's been there for 10 business days.

00:47:25.000 Should be easy to come by.

00:47:27.000 I don't even know if business days are busy, because wasn't business days more of a shipping measurement used?

00:47:32.000 I think so.

00:47:33.000 And now with the United States, with the Postal Service, business days are just, we'll get to it.

00:47:38.000 Sometimes I get mail on Sunday.

00:47:40.000 Good luck.

00:47:41.000 Really?

00:47:41.000 Yeah, I'll get mail on Sunday from Amazon.

00:47:44.000 Well, from Amazon, yeah.

00:47:46.000 Not from the postal service.

00:47:47.000 You shouldn't, at least.

00:47:48.000 But if the devil wants me to get mail, that comes on a Sunday.

00:47:51.000 That's true.

00:47:52.000 He does not respect the Sabbath.

00:47:54.000 No.

00:47:54.000 No, he's like, stamp it and send it.

00:47:56.000 It's the Lord's Day.

00:47:58.000 He's no Chick-fil-A.

00:47:59.000 Also, what's the price for stamps?

00:48:01.000 Who has stamps anymore?

00:48:03.000 I just spy forevers.

00:48:05.000 Satan in Hamas.

00:48:07.000 What else does she... well, she's also just talking about how radical... she believes the Russia thing, or at least she went out there and propagated that Russia stole the election.

00:48:15.000 What else does she believe?

00:48:15.000 Conspiracy theorists.

00:48:16.000 Conspiracy theorists.

00:48:16.000 Yeah, this is another thing.

00:48:17.000 She said that the Hunter Biden story was misinformation, which again, Russian disinformation.

00:48:22.000 So it starts with the Russia hoax, which we know was a hoax, and then they tried to use this, oh, it's Russian disinformation.

00:48:29.000 No, the guy was banging underage people and maybe smoking crack with his niece.

00:48:33.000 Okay, look, That's one of those things.

00:48:34.000 And they knew, and keep in mind, why is this so dangerous?

00:48:37.000 Because Twitter removed that story going into the election from, I believe it was the New York Post, if I'm not correct, from the New York Post saying that it was disinformation.

00:48:47.000 So this lady, who worked with Barack Obama, who was biding her time, who now works with former Vice President Joe Biden, went out and said, this is Russian disinformation.

00:48:54.000 Jack Dorsey said, good enough for me!

00:48:56.000 Wilson!

00:48:57.000 And then it's gone.

00:48:58.000 Exactly.

00:48:59.000 Now let me put it another way.

00:49:00.000 One of the top ten circulated news organizations in the country got removed.

00:49:05.000 Not just saying the New York Post, because you may not like them, but just say, okay, fine, it's somebody else that you do like.

00:49:09.000 They got removed because the story wasn't copacetic.

00:49:12.000 And you guys were mad because Kayleigh McEnany gave you some rough answers.

00:49:17.000 I miss Kayleigh.

00:49:18.000 She was fun.

00:49:19.000 Well, we're all straight.

00:49:20.000 Come on, the eye candy.

00:49:22.000 I didn't mean it that way.

00:49:23.000 I prefer straight-ish.

00:49:27.000 What do you like to leave options open?

00:49:29.000 I think gay men feel the same way.

00:49:31.000 You're at a buffet, you're not going to have some dessert?

00:49:36.000 You're going to try, maybe I'll put a little bit of this on this.

00:49:39.000 Maybe a little bit of that.

00:49:40.000 You know it's true, Jen Psaki does look like flan.

00:49:45.000 And she's pretty radical if you look at her views on abortion.

00:49:48.000 She supports abortion up until and including birth, right?

00:49:51.000 This is the viewpoint that she supports.

00:49:53.000 If you look at her views on climate, if you look at her views on men beating up women

00:49:55.000 in sports, she even actually retweeted an article.

00:49:58.000 Her sister, Stephanie Psaki, is a senior associate and director for the Population Council's

00:50:04.000 Girl Research, right?

00:50:05.000 So these people, they're sisters, and she's retweeted this stuff coming out from her sister.

00:50:09.000 Keep in mind that the Population Council was founded by one of the Rockefellers.

00:50:14.000 The second president was, I think, Frederick Henry Os, was it Henry Osborne?

00:50:18.000 Which one's the Green Goblin?

00:50:20.000 Which one's the Population Council?

00:50:22.000 Anyway, one of the Osbournes, which was one of the founding members of the American Eugenics Society.

00:50:28.000 So just to be clear, she supports abortion, not only abortion for pragmatic purposes, but in eugenics principle.

00:50:37.000 Oh, that's so nice and cuddly.

00:50:38.000 Black History Month!

00:50:40.000 They hated all of y'all, unfortunately.

00:50:42.000 So I don't know where this leaves you, but this is one of those situations that to me is terrible.

00:50:49.000 This is what I was scared most about.

00:50:50.000 People were scared about Joe Biden becoming president.

00:50:52.000 Look, Joe Biden is the closest thing to a puppet candidate.

00:50:56.000 People could just stow him away off Broadway on Avenue Q and no one would know the difference.

00:51:00.000 Uncle Sam would be none the wiser.

00:51:02.000 Especially when they sing everybody's little bit right.

00:51:07.000 But instead, the scariest thing to me is we have people in this administration who not only aren't transparent, they have no interest in checks and balances with the media.

00:51:16.000 They have no interest in you receiving any information critical of this administration.

00:51:20.000 None whatsoever.

00:51:21.000 They will forbid it.

00:51:23.000 And then you have the lackeys in big tech, the quizlings for the higher-ups in this administration who want to play ball and want to get legislative protection.

00:51:30.000 This lady has more control over your choices as a consumer of information.

00:51:37.000 than possibly anyone, certainly anyone in the previous administration.

00:51:42.000 Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kayleigh McEnany, they couldn't have any control over the information that you would receive because they were constantly fighting an uphill battle.

00:51:48.000 They were fighting uphill and this lady is king of the hill just sending barrels down like Donkey Kong.

00:51:54.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:51:54.000 And look, she should have some power in that, but the journalists in that room should always be pressing for truth because that's what they said they're supposed to do, but also because that's what we need them to do.

00:52:03.000 We need to make sure that if somebody is up there just saying, you're going to take whatever I give you for information, somebody's got to push back.

00:52:09.000 Yeah.

00:52:09.000 Nobody's doing that yet.

00:52:10.000 And I don't know.

00:52:11.000 I don't know if that is going to happen.

00:52:12.000 I don't know if there's going to be a tipping point.

00:52:14.000 I highly doubt it.

00:52:15.000 I don't think they're going to let anybody critical of the administration in that room to begin with because of COVID.

00:52:19.000 Can I get press credentials for the White House?

00:52:21.000 You should!

00:52:22.000 Can I do that?

00:52:23.000 Can we crowdsource this?

00:52:25.000 Any of you out there?

00:52:25.000 Can you get me press credentials?

00:52:26.000 You know what?

00:52:27.000 As a matter of fact, comment right now.

00:52:28.000 That's the best Comment, comment!

00:52:29.000 To fight back.

00:52:30.000 Comment, comment, comment, comment.

00:52:31.000 If you're watching, this helps us with the YouTube algorithms.

00:52:33.000 Let me know if you know any way for me to get the press credentials.

00:52:36.000 And we don't do live chat right now if you're watching this second, but once it's archived.

00:52:40.000 And that's because we don't want to get sued for some of the crazy stuff that people say there on YouTube.

00:52:44.000 I would love to have White House press credentials.

00:52:46.000 You should!

00:52:47.000 That would be a lot of fun.

00:52:48.000 That would be great.

00:52:48.000 We need somebody who's going to ask the questions and be funny at the same time.

00:52:51.000 Send Dave in?

00:52:52.000 I'll do it.

00:52:53.000 Send him in.

00:52:54.000 They may send him right back out.

00:52:55.000 Send him in with a couple of phone books.

00:52:57.000 I'll shave.

00:53:00.000 You'll be wearing a mask so they won't know.

00:53:01.000 You do you, Dave.

00:53:03.000 Don't change yourself to fit their mold.

00:53:06.000 Come on, be your own man.

00:53:07.000 Oh, speaking of which, we're going to go on to the stimulus bill really quickly.

00:53:11.000 But before that, actually, I think it's time to check in.

00:53:14.000 We have a lot of people who work here, the heroes who make this show happen.

00:53:17.000 Time to check in with the team if they're hard at work.

00:53:20.000 Hello, my little nose miners.

00:53:31.000 Alright, Bryce, what have we got, uh... Oh, hey, Steven.

00:53:34.000 No, it's all good, I'm using, uh, ExpressVPN.

00:53:37.000 Yeah, yeah, ExpressVPN, but what's... Well, look, everything you search, click, or watch online can be tracked by Big Tech.

00:53:44.000 But when I switch ExpressVPN on my computer or phone, my IP address is masked by a secure VPN server and encrypts my network data.

00:53:53.000 Yeah, I know, we used it for the YouTube Tulsi Gabbard, and, okay, that is...

00:54:00.000 Roll the stinger!

00:54:01.000 Roll the stinger!

00:54:04.000 Wow!

00:54:06.000 Wow.

00:54:10.000 Man.

00:54:11.000 We're going to have to fire him.

00:54:12.000 Yeah.

00:54:13.000 It's more protective.

00:54:14.000 And you know what?

00:54:14.000 The funny thing is, we use this ExpressVPN, and we have a few sponsors.

00:54:17.000 Sponsors who have the balls to support the show.

00:54:19.000 We use ExpressVPN.

00:54:20.000 Speaking of big tech, with the Tulsi Gabbard stuff, long before... We did, yeah.

00:54:24.000 ...it happened, just changing our VPNs and actually seeing the kind of search algorithms that were manipulated.

00:54:29.000 And we're glad to have them as a sponsor.

00:54:30.000 Go to expressvpn.com slash Crowder.

00:54:32.000 And what is it?

00:54:34.000 They get an extra... You get an extra three months free.

00:54:35.000 Three months free!

00:54:36.000 That's a great deal.

00:54:37.000 And there have been no data breaches like other VPNs out there who advertise on a lot of podcasts, which is funny because it almost defeats the purpose of VPN.

00:54:46.000 Kind of like someone who was a member of the press being a press secretary defeats the purpose of an open and fair press.

00:54:51.000 Just a little bit.

00:54:53.000 Okay.

00:54:53.000 What are they talking about here on CNN?

00:54:55.000 They're talking about community vaccination sites on the way to more states.

00:55:00.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:00.000 Hey, look, Fauci.

00:55:02.000 I wish I loved anything as much as Fauci loves looking into a camera.

00:55:07.000 By the way, you know what I saw this morning that was trending on Twitter?

00:55:11.000 Double Masks.

00:55:12.000 It's back again.

00:55:13.000 They're saying that Double Masks, there's scientific evidence that Double Masks actually could be good for you.

00:55:17.000 It's like a Backstreet Boys comeback album.

00:55:20.000 It never goes away.

00:55:21.000 I thought my phone just hadn't refreshed from maybe like a week ago or two weeks ago when this started.

00:55:25.000 I was just like, no, this is new.

00:55:26.000 It's the new download.

00:55:27.000 It's really more like herpes.

00:55:30.000 It just keeps coming back.

00:55:32.000 It's just weird.

00:55:33.000 Oh, the memories, the pustules.

00:55:35.000 And it's always being advertised on cable news.

00:55:38.000 Reverse mortgages, herpes medication, head-on roll-on, headache cream, and masks.

00:55:43.000 I wonder what they do now, because they were advertising for neck gaiters on CNN, right?

00:55:46.000 They were like, very comfortable, not nearly as uncomfortable as the masks that you are now required to wear, and by law, we can't advertise this on the network that no one is watching outside of the Schenectady Airport.

00:55:56.000 They do say old folks homes, though, are just, you know, really orgy-rific.

00:56:01.000 It is.

00:56:02.000 Yeah.

00:56:02.000 STD rates are crazy.

00:56:03.000 Those old birds get around.

00:56:04.000 I mean, slowly, but it happens.

00:56:05.000 Yeah.

00:56:06.000 That's why I think so many of them got the COVID.

00:56:08.000 Slow and slutty wins the race.

00:56:10.000 Hey, good on them.

00:56:10.000 You think they got COVID from sex?

00:56:13.000 Maybe.

00:56:13.000 I think they did.

00:56:14.000 They walk in there.

00:56:15.000 Hey.

00:56:16.000 Granted, they also got it because of an evil governor in Michigan who sent in members of the Crips.

00:56:21.000 And old folks homes.

00:56:22.000 Also, old ladies are relatively sly.

00:56:24.000 Well, and Cuomo.

00:56:25.000 So, you know, he did the same thing.

00:56:27.000 In fairness, the one guy was simply trying to beat COVID out of that old man.

00:56:31.000 Yes, he was.

00:56:34.000 That's the old Red Fox bit.

00:56:36.000 I beat the COVID out of you!

00:56:38.000 This is hurting me more than it's hurting you.

00:56:41.000 It's not.

00:56:42.000 Are you my grandson?

00:56:43.000 Now I'm just here to hit you.

00:56:46.000 you I'm a nurse you have a violence record You should work here.

00:56:56.000 Okay, let's go to the COVID bill.

00:56:58.000 So right now, this is what you're hearing, the COVID bill, right?

00:57:00.000 The $1.9 trillion.

00:57:02.000 That word stung.

00:57:04.000 That stung coming out of my mouth.

00:57:05.000 $1.9 trillion COVID relief bill.

00:57:10.000 The Senate voted 50 to 49, and this is this lady.

00:57:13.000 I'm very surprised, because I've only listened to Pod Save America, so you don't have to.

00:57:21.000 I don't watch it, and I won't again.

00:57:26.000 Never make that mistake.

00:57:27.000 This is Congresswoman Katie Porter on Pod Save America talking about that.

00:57:33.000 You haven't seen these clips yet, have you?

00:57:34.000 I have not.

00:57:36.000 Okay, everyone right now, picture a congresswoman in your head.

00:57:39.000 Okay.

00:57:40.000 Gotcha.

00:57:40.000 All right?

00:57:41.000 Okay.

00:57:43.000 Roll clip.

00:57:45.000 That $600 billion will only cause more economic harm in this country and create a deeper recession with the kinds of cuts that they're making to state and local funding, including to some of the support for working families.

00:58:03.000 This is fiscally irresponsible.

00:58:06.000 The $1.9 trillion plan that meets the scope and need of what COVID has done to our economy is fiscally responsible.

00:58:15.000 Scope?

00:58:16.000 How about a wider lens?

00:58:18.000 Would you get into a fight with a muumuu clearance closet?

00:58:23.000 Lost.

00:58:24.000 Oh my God.

00:58:25.000 She looks like she has a lot of cats.

00:58:30.000 Wow.

00:58:30.000 This is what's remarkable to me.

00:58:31.000 She is saying that $600 billion, right?

00:58:34.000 You're talking about the Republican, the counter offer.

00:58:38.000 I'm a lawyer that they were talking about.

00:58:41.000 $600 billion is fiscally irresponsible, but $1.9 trillion is responsible.

00:58:43.000 Totally fine.

00:58:48.000 It's hard to take it seriously from a lady who looks like the character in every sitcom who shows up in the middle of the night with curlies in her hair saying, KEEP IT DOWN!

00:58:57.000 What is she doing?

00:58:58.000 Like, going for like, I'm one of you?

00:58:59.000 Like, I'm one of the people?

00:59:01.000 She overshots.

00:59:02.000 Yeah, a little bit.

00:59:03.000 I think she's looking for when Louis Anderson played that woman on that FX show.

00:59:09.000 Oh man, that's stark.

00:59:11.000 Yeah, she looks like she should have a rolling pin and chasing Tom and Jerry around the house.

00:59:17.000 Wow, what a... Oh my gosh.

00:59:19.000 I can't look at that.

00:59:20.000 And it's not like it's accidental.

00:59:21.000 No, she knew she was gonna be on a screen.

00:59:24.000 Which is what makes me appreciate Erin Andrews so much, because she didn't know that she was being secretly recorded naked in a hotel room.

00:59:31.000 It's wrong.

00:59:32.000 Morally reprehensible.

00:59:33.000 But she's always on her game.

00:59:35.000 And watchable.

00:59:36.000 That is so terrible.

00:59:36.000 Yes.

00:59:38.000 By the way, did she show her work on why 600 was not good, but 1.9 trillion, which is more last time I checked, is good?

00:59:44.000 I don't know.

00:59:45.000 She had to rummage her way through the skin marks of burned cats on her desk.

00:59:51.000 Burned cats?

00:59:53.000 It's just a fossil!

00:59:56.000 Yeah, we want to take fiscal advice from a lady who just pulled out the rollers, watched The Young and the Restless, and was featured on an episode of Hoarders.

01:00:05.000 And I know, immutable characteristics, but mute some of it!

01:00:09.000 Yeah, and thinks billions larger than trillion, apparently.

01:00:11.000 And here's something else, she starts talking about, so I will get to why we should not, this bill is bad, this bill is horrible, and by the way, you thinking that you're getting a little bit of a stimulus check where they lock you out from individual investing and they raise taxes on businesses and most businesses have been shut down, they've been irreparably damaged and they can't actually reopen, but you think you get $600, look at it, yang chang gang, good, everybody Andrew Yang tonight, understand, but it doesn't even make sense to listen to the Moo Moo Congresswoman when you hear her talking about, just listen to this clip about deficit and tax cut, it doesn't make sense.

01:00:41.000 The only disagreement on this really is coming from a handful of politically motivated people who, as we know, have no problem running up the deficit with tax cuts for their corporate donors.

01:00:55.000 What?

01:00:56.000 How do you run up a deficit with a tax cut?

01:00:58.000 I think she's saying we would have less money coming in because we gave them a tax cut?

01:00:58.000 What is she talking about?

01:01:03.000 Oh, okay.

01:01:04.000 I don't trust she knows anything about money with those appliances.

01:01:04.000 Maybe.

01:01:09.000 It looks like this was shot in the late 80s.

01:01:11.000 Yeah.

01:01:12.000 Well, she also doesn't understand that when you give people a tax cut, especially in business, you tend to create more business, which creates more tax revenue.

01:01:18.000 It looks like the second the camera stopped, she started yelling at her husband like, Get the nutrients out of the food!

01:01:25.000 I read it!

01:01:27.000 You need your nutrients, Harold.

01:01:29.000 I need my polyphenols and the microwave's absent!

01:01:33.000 Ouch!

01:01:34.000 I haven't been touched in years.

01:01:36.000 Look at me!

01:01:37.000 This is me off of polyphenols!

01:01:39.000 At least the guys at the gym know how to please a man.

01:01:41.000 What?

01:01:42.000 If you weren't so busy with your mesothelioma, I told you we should have gotten a double wide!

01:01:48.000 Wouldn't have had to worry about insulation then!

01:01:53.000 Hold on, I gotta go do congressperson shit!

01:01:56.000 I'm on the interwebs!

01:02:00.000 And this is a prime example of how Democrats...

01:02:04.000 Democrats think about money because she's talking about the investment that's required to reopen schools and businesses, but they never go like, okay, look, of course, I understand investment, right?

01:02:12.000 I understand it's a business.

01:02:14.000 They don't.

01:02:16.000 Because to them, investment is just more money, please, more money, please.

01:02:19.000 Hold on a second, hold on a second, before we go to this.

01:02:21.000 Fauci is, what is Fauci saying again?

01:02:23.000 What is he saying?

01:02:24.000 We have to be concerned about the mutants.

01:02:26.000 Viruses will not mutate well if you don't give them the opportunity to replicate in a very large way.

01:02:34.000 And when Fauci turns his head and those eyes roll wide...

01:02:39.000 When he says mutant, is he referring to the virus or the new Secretary of Health?

01:02:45.000 He looks like he just came from a lab where they deposited the virus into his eye.

01:02:50.000 His nose is growing.

01:02:53.000 He's becoming a bird.

01:02:56.000 Right in front of us.

01:02:57.000 Just an old bird.

01:02:59.000 This is a congresswoman.

01:03:01.000 I forgot her name.

01:03:01.000 What's her name?

01:03:02.000 Is it Porter?

01:03:03.000 This is her talking about showing no understanding of business whatsoever, and they want you to simply believe Republicans bad because they don't want to give everybody money, Democrats good because they want to give people your money.

01:03:18.000 By the way, you're welcome.

01:03:20.000 You're welcome for the money.

01:03:20.000 You're welcome.

01:03:22.000 Because this is one thing, I don't think there's been one, by the way, one other show, I don't want to toot my own horn here, but there wasn't one other conservative show that never shut down and never changed their studio.

01:03:34.000 Fox News, look at anywhere else, any other networks, this show never, we, I never did it from a webcam, we always broadcast here, And that's one thing.

01:03:43.000 I don't know how many people out there put their money where their mouth is because I was going, well, hold on a second, but you say that we should continue with the economy, but you're broadcasting from your basement and you're doing everything from separate hotel rooms.

01:03:54.000 I think this is the only show where we have 15 people here at any given time and we never, ever shut down.

01:04:01.000 And that's something that I'm proud of.

01:04:03.000 I thank you from the bottom of my blackened lungs.

01:04:05.000 Sneezing all over each other.

01:04:06.000 But here she is.

01:04:06.000 It was great.

01:04:07.000 Let's go to this really quickly.

01:04:07.000 Katie Porter, Moomoo in Chief, talking about investment and school and why we need to do this, showing no understanding of basic finance skills.

01:04:15.000 If we don't find a way to, for example, invest in child care, invest in getting schools open, make sure there aren't deeper cuts in state and local government and funding, then all we're going to see is more women stay out of the workforce for longer.

01:04:31.000 If you have that four-hour Viagra side effect they just show you this video, you are softer than ice cream.

01:04:40.000 Also, by the way, it's really hard for you to make the argument about more women being out of the workforce when you, as a representative and congresswoman, make it very difficult for us to tell the difference between a woman outside of the workforce or inside of the workforce.

01:04:56.000 Are you workforce pro?

01:05:01.000 Are you workforce contributory?

01:05:03.000 I don't know.

01:05:04.000 It was tough for me to tell by your 1992 bottom-of-the-line Kenmore.

01:05:11.000 And hummingbird feeder in the back of your cranium.

01:05:14.000 Is there ever going to come a point in time in history when we get tired of hearing that we need more money for schools, that we continue to pour down the drain for decades?

01:05:22.000 Has anyone been following what's going on in Chicago?

01:05:24.000 Yes.

01:05:25.000 Let's give more money to schools in Chicago.

01:05:28.000 The teachers, they're not showing up!

01:05:29.000 No!

01:05:30.000 They're not even showing up!

01:05:31.000 What do you do?

01:05:32.000 This is a perfect example, like with a business, for example.

01:05:34.000 If you sign up, lotterthecrowder.com slash mug club, right now, okay?

01:05:37.000 Do it.

01:05:37.000 You can use the promo code, CrowderReturns, you get $30 off.

01:05:40.000 Fantastic.

01:05:41.000 I go, hmm, what am I going to do with that money?

01:05:42.000 Well, you know what?

01:05:43.000 We need to pay for some travel so we can go do some super videos.

01:05:46.000 We need to pay for, we need to work on a lawsuit because we're suing Facebook.

01:05:49.000 That's kind of a big deal.

01:05:50.000 Who can I hire?

01:05:51.000 What can we do?

01:05:52.000 What's the profit margin?

01:05:53.000 Gerald, you're fired.

01:05:54.000 No.

01:05:55.000 If you just say 1.3 trillion to teachers who, what do the teachers do?

01:05:59.000 I don't know, they're not answering their calls.

01:06:01.000 Ah, what's another 1.3 trillion?

01:06:03.000 How about we just, I was going to say kill all the teachers, but I mean figuratively, kill the public schooling system as a whole, and maybe the teachers aren't seen for a while.

01:06:18.000 And by the way, you know where the school is?

01:06:23.000 Fire the teachers right now!

01:06:26.000 We won't show up.

01:06:27.000 It's not based on science.

01:06:29.000 It's not based on science.

01:06:30.000 As a matter of fact, COVID is less gross than the crap you have to deal with those kids at school on a regular basis.

01:06:39.000 Get rid of the teachers.

01:06:42.000 How are those young boys going to get laid?

01:06:44.000 That's a great question.

01:06:46.000 That is a fair point.

01:06:48.000 Join the altar.

01:06:51.000 Put two masks on and go to work.

01:06:52.000 Do you understand the irreparable harm that is being done to kids right now?

01:06:55.000 If you teachers unions out there, if you say you have one ounce of care for kids, you are trying to get the school open as fast as humanly possible.

01:07:03.000 Kids are hurting so bad right now.

01:07:05.000 It's very simple.

01:07:06.000 Republicans, conservatives, at least, if we're going- and I said this before, okay?

01:07:10.000 I'm not a big fan of stimulus bills.

01:07:12.000 However, when we had 15 days to flatten the curve- anniversary coming up really soon- I said if you shut down businesses, if the government steps in and shuts down your business and says you cannot operate, it is on the government at that point to offer you some kind of restitution.

01:07:26.000 Right.

01:07:26.000 That is different because they stepped in and precluded you from making a living.

01:07:29.000 That's not where we are right now.

01:07:31.000 Not at all.

01:07:32.000 Well, the Democrats want us to continue to be there.

01:07:34.000 However, that being said, Republicans, Conservatives, we were saying, okay, if this is a shutdown, this is what's reasonable, this is what needs to be paid back, let's look at the ledgers, let's look at the sheets, let's just have someone go through TurboTax, for crying out loud.

01:07:46.000 The Democrats right now simply want to give an open-ended blank check.

01:07:50.000 Like the kid in Blank Check, he was eating ice cream out of a trash can!

01:07:54.000 Poor kid.

01:07:56.000 By the way, I want to see how much of that money... I wonder how much of that money that she's saying needs to be invested in the school districts goes towards teacher compensation.

01:08:02.000 Because they probably need to get paid more so they feel safer going back during COVID.

01:08:04.000 I think that's how it works.

01:08:05.000 I don't know.

01:08:05.000 the conversation that we were having but I lost it. What?

01:08:07.000 You lost it? I'm just kidding. I wonder how much of that money that she's saying needs to be

01:08:10.000 invested in the school districts goes towards teacher compensation because they probably need to get paid

01:08:15.000 more so they feel safer going back during COVID. Yeah. I think that's how it works. I don't

01:08:20.000 know. Chicago teachers are never safe.

01:08:21.000 COVID is the least of their worries.

01:08:25.000 This is real life, Chicago.

01:08:27.000 It ain't no Family Matters.

01:08:30.000 Reginald Vale.

01:08:31.000 It was a great show.

01:08:32.000 What do you think we should do with teachers who refuse to show up?

01:08:35.000 Just comment.

01:08:35.000 That's the best thing you can do right now.

01:08:37.000 That's what helps the YouTube out.

01:08:38.000 Just leave a comment or you can leave Nutella on baguette.

01:08:44.000 Just write that.

01:08:45.000 That's good.

01:08:46.000 I like it.

01:08:47.000 Alright, Joe Louis.

01:08:48.000 Joe Louis wants attention right now.

01:08:49.000 He gets bored during the show.

01:08:51.000 We have to adjust the Joe Louis cam.

01:08:53.000 Look at this.

01:08:54.000 This is going to be the highlight of the show.

01:08:57.000 Let's just let him tucker himself out.

01:09:00.000 He's rolling in his own feces is what they don't know.

01:09:02.000 Even he is bored with Porter.

01:09:05.000 All right, here are just a couple of quick reasons that we shouldn't support this bill.

01:09:08.000 All right, Joe Louis, place, buddy.

01:09:10.000 That's enough.

01:09:11.000 That's enough.

01:09:11.000 He's a performer.

01:09:12.000 He knows when the camera's on him.

01:09:13.000 Or you can, Dave Landau, go to place.

01:09:15.000 I'll pet him.

01:09:16.000 I pet Joe all day.

01:09:17.000 You're being a distraction, Joe Louis.

01:09:18.000 Usually you're so well-behaved.

01:09:20.000 What are you doing?

01:09:21.000 Joe Louis, go to your bed.

01:09:23.000 Hey, place.

01:09:23.000 He doesn't care.

01:09:27.000 Now, place.

01:09:30.000 Everyone be quiet.

01:09:33.000 Make like we're watching CNN.

01:09:36.000 Quarter black carrot.

01:09:36.000 What was that?

01:09:37.000 All right, hold on.

01:09:38.000 Look, he's going to circle.

01:09:39.000 He's going to circle.

01:09:39.000 Look at this.

01:09:40.000 Look, he's circling.

01:09:40.000 Come on.

01:09:40.000 Get it.

01:09:41.000 He's going to get it.

01:09:42.000 He's going to get it.

01:09:43.000 He's got to soften his bed.

01:09:44.000 There we go.

01:09:45.000 There he is.

01:09:46.000 And then he'll wake up and murder something smaller than him.

01:09:46.000 Look at him.

01:09:48.000 Yeah.

01:09:49.000 Let me give a couple of reasons that Republicans should not support this, and that doesn't mean that you're a money-grubbing billionaire like the people who work in this administration.

01:09:57.000 This is one of the things that they have in this bill that you may not know.

01:10:00.000 I think they refer to this as earmarks or pork or porter.

01:10:06.000 Is an education campaign to address vaccine hesitancy?

01:10:11.000 We also know there's a vaccination hesitancy in many communities, especially Black, Latino, Native American communities.

01:10:18.000 That's why we will launch a massive public education campaign to increase vaccine acceptance.

01:10:25.000 We'll do everything we can to show Vaccines are safe.

01:10:30.000 The hesitancy is because of you!

01:10:32.000 You and Cuomo and Harris, you said you wouldn't take the vaccine because it was fast-tracked under Donald Trump.

01:10:38.000 Does anyone remember this?

01:10:39.000 You guys were the anti-vaxxers.

01:10:41.000 And by the way, it's African-American, Latinx, and First Nations.

01:10:45.000 You racist piece of shit!

01:10:46.000 We like to show African-Americans that it's safe by killing Hank Aaron.

01:10:51.000 Yeah, that was not a good way to start the program.

01:10:55.000 What was it, two days later?

01:10:56.000 Yeah, it was two days later.

01:10:58.000 She was like, I don't feel good.

01:10:59.000 Do you know what their plan is, too?

01:11:01.000 And this will only cost a few billion dollars and the bill buried in there.

01:11:04.000 What?

01:11:05.000 They're going to deploy Kamala Harris to minority communities.

01:11:08.000 That's going to work.

01:11:09.000 That'll convince them.

01:11:10.000 Is she a weapon, the deployment?

01:11:12.000 Well, she's like, I'm going to put you in jail.

01:11:14.000 She pretends to be each of them, so that should work out.

01:11:18.000 She's just going in with syringes doing the Carlton.

01:11:21.000 Hey!

01:11:21.000 Time for your second dose.

01:11:23.000 Look at my Chuck Taylors.

01:11:24.000 I hope you didn't smoke weed or I'll lock you up and you'll never see your kids again.

01:11:27.000 She's doing catchphrases from shows she doesn't remember.

01:11:30.000 Did I do that?

01:11:31.000 I used to listen to Biggie back in the 60s.

01:11:34.000 Got me, Bree!

01:11:39.000 Also, by the way, this little bill includes a mandatory $15 minimum wage.

01:11:45.000 That's kind of a big deal.

01:11:47.000 The Congressional Budget Office itself said that a $15 minimum wage would lose 3.7 million jobs.

01:11:54.000 And this is something that's also really important.

01:11:56.000 I don't have the percentage in front of me.

01:11:57.000 It goes from state to state.

01:11:58.000 Michigan leads most states.

01:12:00.000 I've seen some states as high as 60% of restaurants.

01:12:03.000 Anywhere from 20% to 60%.

01:12:06.000 Average is somewhere around 30% of a lot of these businesses are never going to reopen.

01:12:10.000 And you want to burden them.

01:12:12.000 OK, let me give you a scenario.

01:12:13.000 Let's say you run a bar, and you've been shut down.

01:12:15.000 And you finally, despite it being the most deadly month in COVID history, and liberal states are for some reason lifting restrictions, let's just go with it.

01:12:21.000 Who knows?

01:12:22.000 You're trying to reopen.

01:12:24.000 And you go, all right, well, I guess I'll bring AOC back to stock the ice.

01:12:28.000 And she's like, it's got to be 15 because of the bill.

01:12:31.000 You board up your business and call it a day.

01:12:33.000 You'd never do it.

01:12:35.000 And by the way, wages have gone up.

01:12:38.000 The average earnings went up more under three years of Donald Trump than eight years of Barack Obama.

01:12:44.000 I think it was $5,000 for the average family went up in three years versus $1,000 in eight years.

01:12:53.000 So you can talk about the minimum wage, you can talk about $15,000, but that's not designed to be something that sustains an entire family.

01:12:59.000 People who are actually working jobs have been making more money than ever.

01:13:03.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:03.000 And how do you think kids who aren't really worth $15 an hour when they're young getting a job, how do you think they become trained and able to make something that's more than $15 an hour and get out of poverty?

01:13:10.000 They get a job that pays them $8 or $10 an hour because that's all they're worth at the time.

01:13:14.000 can not reopen.

01:13:15.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:16.000 And how do you think kids who aren't really worth $15 an hour when they're young getting

01:13:20.000 a job, how do you think they become trained and able to make something that's more than

01:13:24.000 $15 an hour and get out of poverty?

01:13:26.000 They get a job that pays them $8 or $10 an hour because that's all they're worth at the

01:13:30.000 time.

01:13:31.000 They're useless sometimes and they need to be trained.

01:13:32.000 You're telling all of them...

01:13:33.000 Sometimes they remain useless.

01:13:34.000 Yeah, well, that's true.

01:13:37.000 Now you're telling all of them, like, hey, sorry, you're not going to be able to get that entry-level job that was going to end up leading to you being the McDonald's shift manager and then having your own store, which we've seen over and over and over in our society.

01:13:47.000 Now you're going to say, hey, $15.

01:13:49.000 Why not $1,500?

01:13:49.000 If $15 is good, why not more?

01:13:52.000 If you can't place the layer of American symmetrically on my filet of fish, You're worth zero an hour.

01:13:59.000 If it's more on the wrapper than on my burger.

01:14:04.000 The job I had, I wasn't worth three an hour.

01:14:07.000 I was a waste of time there.

01:14:08.000 I was fired and deserved to be fired.

01:14:10.000 Yes!

01:14:11.000 They were like, Dave, you're drunk.

01:14:13.000 And I was like, alright.

01:14:15.000 You got me like, yeah!

01:14:17.000 You're drunk!

01:14:18.000 No, you are.

01:14:20.000 No, seriously, this is a liability.

01:14:21.000 Dave, it's 9am.

01:14:24.000 And here's another one, in this bill, it sounds really great, right?

01:14:29.000 It sounds great, just a bill, $1.3 trillion to go to Americans until you realize $15 minimum wage, until you realize that we just give money to teachers who don't plan on showing up, and by the way, people in this administration are totally fine with teachers not showing up, let's just give them more money.

01:14:41.000 It also was going to award, well it is, awarding public universities and private, quote, minority-serving institutions $35 billion, commonly referred to as the backbone of our society, small businesses So if you want to spur the economy, underwater, afro-lesbian, basket-weaving-centric studies is the place to start.

01:15:04.000 That's what built the country.

01:15:05.000 By the way, I read the article on that $35 billion.

01:15:07.000 The biggest concern they had was that maybe illegal immigrant students who are not in this country legally would not be able to benefit from those grants.

01:15:15.000 That was the main concern, the main thrust.

01:15:17.000 I don't understand.

01:15:18.000 They're so concerned about illegal immigrants.

01:15:20.000 How about this?

01:15:24.000 I will support this bill.

01:15:26.000 I'll draft this bill tomorrow, where we grant citizenship to every single illegal alien in this country immediately, provided they're allowed to cross the Chicago Teachers Union picket lines and teach those kids.

01:15:40.000 Amen.

01:15:41.000 Yeah.

01:15:41.000 You want a citizenship?

01:15:42.000 Go in there.

01:15:42.000 Do it.

01:15:42.000 I want to see a bunch of El Salvadorians in Chicago's South Side teaching grammar for generations to come.

01:15:48.000 They do that.

01:15:50.000 No one else talks about this.

01:15:51.000 Oh, good union paying jobs.

01:15:53.000 By the way, let's bring in people who work for $1.50 a month and grant them citizenship who cost taxpayers $116 billion a year on average, despite the fact that Americans are struggling because we've shut down the economy.

01:16:05.000 More money, please.

01:16:06.000 More money, please.

01:16:07.000 It's a shell game, folks.

01:16:09.000 The game is rigged, and the scariest part right now is there are no checks and balances.

01:16:13.000 And we used to think of it as three branches, right?

01:16:15.000 Everyone who wants to schoolhouse shrunk.

01:16:17.000 You have the executive, you have the legislative, you have the judicial.

01:16:19.000 But now we have another branch that is just as powerful and is just as incestuous, and that is big tech, because they are doing the bidding.

01:16:26.000 Figuratively, yeah.

01:16:27.000 branches. They are doing the bidding for this administration and then they get

01:16:31.000 some kickbacks just like Nancy Pelosi with tech stocks before John Kerry

01:16:35.000 signs a new green bill into law who by the way should be destitute under a

01:16:39.000 bridge in Los Angeles fighting off homeless people with a stick somewhere

01:16:43.000 before he becomes pit bull meat. That's about how useful John Kerry... figuratively

01:16:47.000 figuratively of course I would never want to punish a pit bull in that way. Comment comment comment

01:16:52.000 We are going to, we were going to do this here on YouTube, but right now I think we're actually running a little bit late.

01:16:57.000 We're going to do our Greta Roast.

01:16:59.000 Ooh.

01:17:00.000 Exclusively for Muck Club members.

01:17:02.000 It's a roast.

01:17:02.000 Spicy.

01:17:02.000 Because thank God she is 18.

01:17:05.000 Like the Olsen twins ticker.

01:17:06.000 Only gross.

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