Louder with Crowder - April 13, 2022


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Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 20 minutes

Words per Minute

173.04185

Word Count

13,852

Sentence Count

1,572

Misogynist Sentences

51

Hate Speech Sentences

46


Summary

The boys are back with a brand new episode of Rumble! This week, the boys are joined by their good friend and long time co-host Gerald A. Adams to talk about the new season of the show, the upcoming tour dates, and much, much more.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Do you understand why I called you here tonight?
00:00:20.000 Look.
00:00:22.000 I thought we were good.
00:00:23.000 It's all in the contract.
00:00:25.000 No.
00:00:26.000 You're never good with the Devil Walrus.
00:00:29.000 He's supposed to aim the gun first and then you say the walrus line after.
00:00:41.000 Steven, you can't direct!
00:00:43.000 You're in quarantine!
00:00:44.000 Yeah, f*** you, Stevie!
00:00:46.000 Yeah!
00:00:48.000 F*** you!
00:00:52.000 Bye.
00:00:53.000 He's got the whole truck.
00:01:00.000 He's got the whole truck.
00:01:07.000 I'm going to go get some food.
00:01:36.000 Mmm.
00:01:52.000 I hope that's not a sponsor.
00:01:54.000 Ahoy!
00:01:56.000 Wow.
00:01:57.000 That's terrible.
00:01:58.000 Luna, did you teabag that?
00:02:02.000 Tasted like...
00:02:05.000 Ode to Luna?
00:02:06.000 Balls south of the border.
00:02:07.000 Anyway, good to be here.
00:02:10.000 Ahoy everybody, welcome to the show.
00:02:12.000 It is a live show Monday through Thursday at 10am-ish Eastern.
00:02:15.000 You can check us out on Rumble, anywhere where you find podcasts, as well as of course Mug Club.
00:02:20.000 And, you know, feel free to go over to Rumble.
00:02:23.000 That way.
00:02:27.000 Or, more importantly, lottowithrowder.com slash myclub.
00:02:33.000 Question of the day!
00:02:34.000 What do you think a boss bitch is?
00:02:37.000 I think it's J-Lo, but I don't know.
00:02:39.000 So go ahead, comment.
00:02:40.000 What is a boss bitch?
00:02:41.000 Is it me?
00:02:42.000 Is it you?
00:02:42.000 I don't know.
00:02:43.000 Let us know in the comments section.
00:02:45.000 We need a little help with that question.
00:02:47.000 We do, because I don't know what a boss bitch is.
00:02:50.000 Beyonce?
00:02:51.000 Ooh, maybe.
00:02:52.000 You know where you might be able to find out is when you and Steven do some shows.
00:02:56.000 We got some dates coming up.
00:02:58.000 Almost everything is completely sold out.
00:03:00.000 I think, didn't we release like a handful of additional tickets in Detroit?
00:03:04.000 We did for this weekend.
00:03:06.000 We pulled a handful of comps if somebody wants to go.
00:03:08.000 Royal Oak, Michigan.
00:03:11.000 That's why I'm wearing this shirt.
00:03:12.000 It's a wolf shirt.
00:03:14.000 So we have actually Pike's Peak Colorado, I think it's Colorado Springs area, roughly in June 18th.
00:03:21.000 The early show still has some tickets left but that's going to sell out.
00:03:23.000 I know it's June and you're like, oh it's June, I've got time.
00:03:25.000 You don't have time.
00:03:27.000 No.
00:03:27.000 Get on top of it.
00:03:29.000 No time.
00:03:29.000 Buy the power for world peace, right?
00:03:31.000 And Dave, you've got some dates coming up as well, right?
00:03:33.000 I do!
00:03:33.000 I got May 6th in Gillioz Theater in Springfield, Missouri.
00:03:37.000 There's no way I pronounced that right.
00:03:39.000 May 7th, I'll be in Lincoln, Nebraska.
00:03:41.000 But more importantly, May 27th, 28th, the Big L's.
00:03:44.000 Emily, Minnesota.
00:03:45.000 Big L's awesome.
00:03:46.000 Huge fan of the show.
00:03:47.000 Really good dude.
00:03:48.000 Really great food at the place, too.
00:03:51.000 Fantastic.
00:03:51.000 Either buy a ticket to one of these shows or maybe get welded into your house.
00:03:54.000 Your choice.
00:03:55.000 Yeah, your choice.
00:03:56.000 It's cool.
00:03:57.000 Maybe you're a communist, which is an easy thing to do when you're free and full and stupid.
00:04:02.000 Anyway, so...
00:04:05.000 Good to be here.
00:04:06.000 I'd like to introduce everybody.
00:04:07.000 Gerald A., good morning.
00:04:09.000 Ahoy.
00:04:09.000 How are you, sir?
00:04:10.000 I'm good.
00:04:11.000 I'm living.
00:04:11.000 You're living?
00:04:12.000 Yeah, barely.
00:04:13.000 Good.
00:04:14.000 You can go out and get food and basic necessities of life?
00:04:17.000 I can.
00:04:17.000 At a much higher price, obviously, with inflation, but hey, nonetheless.
00:04:21.000 Yes, gas is higher, so is bread.
00:04:22.000 I love it.
00:04:23.000 We don't count that, though.
00:04:24.000 No.
00:04:24.000 I only eat bread.
00:04:26.000 Togan Owen, ahoy.
00:04:27.000 Ahoy.
00:04:28.000 Keegan-Michael Keybump.
00:04:29.000 Howdy.
00:04:30.000 Tim the Toolman.
00:04:32.000 I'm happy to see in third chair, Quarterback Garrett.
00:04:35.000 Hey!
00:04:36.000 Two days in a row, guys!
00:04:37.000 Wow.
00:04:37.000 Hey!
00:04:38.000 Two days in a row!
00:04:39.000 No!
00:04:41.000 It's not even on me.
00:04:42.000 I feel like I should just call him Garrett now.
00:04:44.000 This is just racist.
00:04:45.000 Alright.
00:04:45.000 Stop.
00:04:47.000 What's up, G?
00:04:47.000 What's up, man?
00:04:48.000 I'm glad to be here.
00:04:49.000 I'm glad you're here.
00:04:49.000 It's on a show with you hosting.
00:04:51.000 I'm excited.
00:04:51.000 I know, it's been too long.
00:04:52.000 I know, too long.
00:04:54.000 And of course, fourth chair, Crawdaddy himself.
00:04:57.000 Is it fourth?
00:04:58.000 I'm gradually moving out the door.
00:04:59.000 I don't know, I'm guessing.
00:05:01.000 It's still fun.
00:05:03.000 It's 33 and a third, like Naked Gun.
00:05:05.000 Second, third chair, I guess we'll call it.
00:05:07.000 Yes.
00:05:08.000 Please welcome Darren Crowder, Papa Crowder.
00:05:10.000 Yeah, thank you.
00:05:12.000 Springfield, Missouri, isn't that where they filmed The Simpsons?
00:05:14.000 I don't know, I think it's supposed to be, it could be Ohio though.
00:05:17.000 Live in Springfield.
00:05:18.000 We never know.
00:05:19.000 It's one of the Midwestern Springfields.
00:05:21.000 One of the Springfields.
00:05:22.000 We know this for sure.
00:05:23.000 Marge's hair always obscured the map when they were pointing out which Springfield they were.
00:05:26.000 That was always the gag.
00:05:29.000 They shouldn't be in the air.
00:05:31.000 High top fade.
00:05:31.000 That was good.
00:05:32.000 That was a good show until, like, 15 years ago.
00:05:35.000 Yeah, until, yeah.
00:05:37.000 We jumped the shark 15 years ago.
00:05:38.000 Is that when Conan left?
00:05:40.000 Yes, yeah.
00:05:41.000 I love the first 17 seasons.
00:05:43.000 Yeah, it's great.
00:05:45.000 You couldn't end it there, guys?
00:05:46.000 Really?
00:05:46.000 Yeah, this show is almost as old as me.
00:05:49.000 Alright, so!
00:05:51.000 Uh, this is actually an exciting thing.
00:05:53.000 I got all peppy about it, but a guy who I have met who was one of the nicest people I've ever met and one of the funniest people.
00:05:59.000 Yesterday, the legendary, and I do mean legendary, Gilbert Gottfried passed away at the age of 67 due to complications from myotonic... Why would you put this in the map like I can read?
00:06:11.000 Dystrophy.
00:06:12.000 Dystrophy?
00:06:14.000 I know it's a rare muscle disease.
00:06:16.000 It's a bit like MS.
00:06:19.000 I should have said rare muscle disease.
00:06:22.000 But Gilbert was hilarious when I was on The Anthony Comey Show.
00:06:25.000 We got to work with him a couple times.
00:06:27.000 He's just one of the funniest people ever.
00:06:29.000 Legend.
00:06:30.000 Amazing.
00:06:32.000 And you guys honor him on this show constantly.
00:06:34.000 Well, Stephen does probably the best Gilbert impression in the history of mankind.
00:06:41.000 Oh yeah, it's really good.
00:06:42.000 Yeah, so we wanted to take a second and just talk about what, you know, obviously what a talented guy he was, but let's also look at him on The Apprentice.
00:06:50.000 What did you think of Geraldo Gilbert as your project manager?
00:06:54.000 I thought he did a great job, unless you thought he did a bad job, in which case he was terrible.
00:07:02.000 He's principled.
00:07:03.000 I'm not sure how I felt about his Puerto Rican side, but his Jew side I was with 100%.
00:07:11.000 How did you find Gilbert?
00:07:12.000 He was a different kind of a guy.
00:07:14.000 I thought at first he was going to be like Mr. Magoo, kind of like blindly bumping into walls and, you know, going in, phasing in and out of character.
00:07:22.000 But I must say, when push came to shove, Gilbert Gottfried really stuck up to the play.
00:07:27.000 He really did.
00:07:28.000 He got celebrities there.
00:07:30.000 No one likes him.
00:07:30.000 Stuck up?
00:07:31.000 No.
00:07:32.000 He's a surprising and easily underestimated person.
00:07:34.000 Here's where our troops are, by the way.
00:07:37.000 I have to give out military secrets.
00:07:41.000 You are here.
00:07:42.000 We are there.
00:07:43.000 Please don't bomb us here.
00:07:46.000 One of my favorite ever appearances of Gilbert was actually in the roast of Hugh Hefner when he had to go up after iced tea.
00:07:52.000 Gilbert Godfrey.
00:07:54.000 Oh, this evening went by so quick!
00:08:00.000 Oh, this evening went by so quick!
00:08:04.000 I'm not gonna do it.
00:08:06.000 And it just seemed like it started 50 hours ago, and here I am!
00:08:11.000 You know, everyone else, it's so bad coming on after this, because everyone else did my act already.
00:08:18.000 It's like Ice-T did my whole act right now, so I'll do it anyway!
00:08:24.000 I'm gonna follow you white motherfuckers home!
00:08:28.000 And right you f***ing white b******!
00:08:32.000 Wow!
00:08:33.000 You see, it's such a strong bit, it still works!
00:08:39.000 He's just the funniest dude ever.
00:08:46.000 It turned into more of an iced tea roast.
00:08:48.000 And if you're at home and the kids aren't around, read or watch Gilbert Godfrey reads WAP.
00:08:55.000 It's the greatest video ever.
00:08:56.000 It is so funny, isn't it?
00:08:58.000 It's so good.
00:08:58.000 So yeah, rest in peace, Gilbert.
00:09:00.000 That's just absolute shame.
00:09:02.000 And just another person who's joined the just tons of comics.
00:09:06.000 We've lost a lot in the last few years.
00:09:08.000 Yeah, Norm Macdonald, Saget, Louie Anderson, just like recently.
00:09:12.000 Yeah.
00:09:12.000 Well, there was a post, and I don't know if I saw you like it or not, but like retweet it, not like, you know what I mean, but where I think Gottfried said that, you know, these two people being in the picture, Saget and Louis dying, and said it's sad.
00:09:26.000 And then somebody actually posted, like, this is really sad now because all three people in the picture, because Gilbert was in the picture with those two guys and saying, oh, it's sad that I lost my friends, and that wasn't that long ago.
00:09:34.000 No, it was a couple months.
00:09:36.000 No, it's just a shame, man.
00:09:37.000 A lot of OGs.
00:09:39.000 Yeah, rest in peace, Gilbert.
00:09:41.000 Yeah.
00:09:44.000 The tweet that they sent out, by the way, was really good.
00:09:45.000 The family was like, look, laugh, because that's what he wanted people to do.
00:09:49.000 Not laugh at this, but just laugh and enjoy what he did and what he provided to the world.
00:09:53.000 So we're not trying to be a downer, man.
00:09:55.000 He was one of the few guys that could... Part of his whole persona was laughing at himself and having so much fun all the time.
00:10:02.000 He was infectious.
00:10:03.000 I mean, you just get drawn in by it.
00:10:05.000 Well, it was such a great...
00:10:07.000 Great character.
00:10:08.000 Yeah.
00:10:08.000 That he could be anything and like one of the best bits ever is on the Norm MacDonald Show when he's talking about what he would do to Angelina or not.
00:10:15.000 What's her name?
00:10:16.000 Catherine Zeta-Jones.
00:10:17.000 Catherine Zeta-Jones.
00:10:18.000 For what disease?
00:10:19.000 And it's not his fault.
00:10:20.000 Michael Douglas opened up that can of worms.
00:10:22.000 He did, he started it.
00:10:23.000 Yeah, he said it's how he got throat cancer and then he's like I would get spina bifida.
00:10:27.000 Spina bifida!
00:10:28.000 Spina bifida!
00:10:30.000 MS!
00:10:31.000 He would just shout out diseases.
00:10:33.000 Anything!
00:10:33.000 Yes, just so brilliant.
00:10:35.000 And he was very, uh, off-camera he was very kind of very meek and not the vocal guy, but the character that he had was just so brilliant.
00:10:43.000 Yeah.
00:10:44.000 And just so angry, but not really.
00:10:46.000 Yeah.
00:10:47.000 That's why I think it works so well in Steven's impression of, uh, oh now I'm forgetting.
00:10:52.000 Why am I forgetting?
00:10:53.000 Bernie Sanders.
00:10:53.000 Bernie Sanders, jeez.
00:10:55.000 This is a good idea, right?
00:10:56.000 I'm hoping Steven's not watching.
00:10:58.000 No, Bernie Sanders.
00:10:59.000 He's not.
00:11:00.000 It's hilarious because Bernie is like this angry sounding guy and what he's saying a lot of times and it just it works but it yeah it was such a great character.
00:11:08.000 Honestly, I didn't know that that was a character.
00:11:11.000 I didn't follow like comedy like you guys followed comedy.
00:11:14.000 I just thought that's how the guy sounded most of the time.
00:11:16.000 Right?
00:11:16.000 Oh yeah.
00:11:16.000 And it's like, oh no, that's something a little different.
00:11:18.000 Like, you obviously would have been able to see that if you had done any paying attention, which I didn't, but I was like, oh my gosh, that makes it even better for me.
00:11:24.000 How do you keep your voice doing that all the time?
00:11:27.000 And he was just the filthiest comic imaginable.
00:11:30.000 That's probably why I didn't watch him as much.
00:11:32.000 You loved it, I was like, I'll go back and watch Bill Cosby because he's moral.
00:11:36.000 He's one of those characters that, like, I knew him because I was a kid at the time from, like, Aladdin.
00:11:40.000 That was the only thing I knew him from.
00:11:41.000 And then Affleck commercials.
00:11:44.000 And then later on I was like, oh, this guy is raunchy.
00:11:46.000 Like, I love this.
00:11:47.000 This is hilarious.
00:11:48.000 Yeah, and they kicked him off the Affleck commercials for making some joke about... He was like, do you know who I was?
00:11:53.000 He was cancelled early on, yeah.
00:11:55.000 Yeah, we got cancelled on a roast because it was right after 9-11 and he said, I'm sorry I'm late, I had a layover at the Empire State Building.
00:12:03.000 And it was like, the day after?
00:12:06.000 I realize a lot of people at home aren't laughing.
00:12:08.000 I don't care.
00:12:09.000 It's funny.
00:12:11.000 You find light in the darkness.
00:12:14.000 That one podcast episode with Artie Lang.
00:12:17.000 He's in tears the entire time.
00:12:19.000 And a lot of it is just them laughing.
00:12:21.000 It's not even this.
00:12:22.000 They're just having a good time.
00:12:24.000 Artie and him would go back and forth.
00:12:27.000 Probably harder and funnier than anybody I've ever seen two people do.
00:12:30.000 It was brilliant.
00:12:32.000 Just brilliant.
00:12:34.000 And yeah, it's just tragic and yeah, rest in peace, man.
00:12:38.000 On a happier note, Cam Newton was still getting mobbed on Twitter yesterday after his appearance on the podcast Million Dollars Worth of Game.
00:12:49.000 My parents have been together for 36, 37 years now.
00:12:52.000 Oh look, it's Snoop Dogg if he had white parents.
00:12:55.000 I grew up in a three-parent household.
00:12:57.000 My mom, my father, and my grandmother.
00:13:00.000 It's Crocodile Dundee!
00:13:00.000 And they all beat me.
00:13:02.000 And I knew what a woman was.
00:13:03.000 Not a bad bitch.
00:13:05.000 Okay, what's the difference?
00:13:06.000 A woman.
00:13:07.000 A bad bitch is... Careful.
00:13:07.000 Okay.
00:13:09.000 A person who's just... Careful.
00:13:12.000 You know.
00:13:13.000 Girl, I'm a bad bitch.
00:13:14.000 You know, I'm doing this, I'm doing that.
00:13:16.000 Clack, clack, clack, clack.
00:13:17.000 Is he doing the nails?
00:13:17.000 I looked up on the nails.
00:13:18.000 Yeah.
00:13:19.000 But I don't act apart.
00:13:20.000 Okay.
00:13:20.000 You know, and it's a lot of... Danger.
00:13:22.000 ...women who are bad bitches, and I say bitches in a way not to degrade a woman, but just to go off the aesthetic of what they deem is a boss chick.
00:13:35.000 Now, a woman for me is...
00:13:39.000 Handling your own but knowing how to cater to a man's needs.
00:13:46.000 Oral.
00:13:47.000 Right?
00:13:48.000 And I think a lot of times when you get that...
00:13:50.000 Just making that clear.
00:13:51.000 You know what I mean.
00:13:52.000 It's not a need.
00:13:53.000 No, baby.
00:13:54.000 But you can't cook.
00:13:55.000 Okay?
00:13:56.000 You don't know how to cook.
00:13:56.000 Okay.
00:13:58.000 You don't know how to allow a man to lead.
00:14:02.000 Oh my gosh.
00:14:04.000 I mean, look, he's right.
00:14:05.000 It's definition.
00:14:07.000 It's definition.
00:14:08.000 I'm very confused about his whole getup, though.
00:14:09.000 He's got like the Crocodile Dundee hat, but then like a Superman shirt from like 98.
00:14:13.000 Yep.
00:14:15.000 And then the white shirt on the outside.
00:14:16.000 Like, what's he doing?
00:14:19.000 He's fashion forward.
00:14:20.000 He does it to distract from the awful things he says.
00:14:25.000 Distract!
00:14:27.000 Not work.
00:14:29.000 This of course caused an uptick in worldwide virtue signaling.
00:14:32.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:14:36.000 There it is.
00:14:37.000 Oh, the blue check marks.
00:14:39.000 I'll just read them.
00:14:39.000 Yeah.
00:14:40.000 I'm trying like hell to not give oxygen to Cam Newton and his comments because they're so blatantly ridiculous.
00:14:47.000 But I keep coming back to the fact that they're so, or that they're also dangerous because they contribute to a culture that believe it's okay to demean and devalue women.
00:14:57.000 Gotta do better, Cam, said reporter Jim Trotter.
00:15:00.000 Do better.
00:15:01.000 Shut up, Jim, you pussy.
00:15:03.000 All right.
00:15:04.000 What is cooking skills?
00:15:05.000 That's not a demeaning thing.
00:15:07.000 No.
00:15:07.000 Being able to cook is great.
00:15:09.000 I mean, cook better.
00:15:10.000 Yeah.
00:15:11.000 Unless they're on television.
00:15:12.000 I mean, cook better.
00:15:12.000 Unless they're on TV.
00:15:13.000 Do better.
00:15:13.000 Yeah.
00:15:14.000 Then Manor TV better cooks.
00:15:17.000 Anyway.
00:15:20.000 Disgusting!
00:15:20.000 And then who else talked? Oh, patriarchy blues author Frederick Joseph said, again, many men such as Cam Newton
00:15:27.000 need to read more and speak less. The level of misogyny and sexism on these podcasts is disgusting.
00:15:33.000 Disgusting! Disgusting!
00:15:35.000 He then logged onto YouPorn.
00:15:37.000 So, five, no, three minutes after tweeting this.
00:15:43.000 It's like, this is disgraceful.
00:15:45.000 Disgusting.
00:15:46.000 Where's my napkins?
00:15:50.000 Does anyone watch the Million Dollas podcast?
00:15:53.000 Yeah, a lot of people do.
00:15:56.000 There's a Z in it.
00:15:57.000 Okay.
00:15:58.000 No R. No.
00:16:00.000 No, Dollas.
00:16:02.000 Dollas.
00:16:03.000 Whoever came up with the term Dollas did have a lot of them.
00:16:06.000 Or not.
00:16:07.000 Well, it may have, the IRS could have took them.
00:16:11.000 Like that guy who was on the MTV show where they show off their mansions.
00:16:18.000 Oh yeah, Cribs.
00:16:19.000 Yeah, Cribs.
00:16:19.000 Like, I got this, this, and this.
00:16:20.000 And the IRS is like, you claimed $30,000 last year.
00:16:23.000 You have nine Bentleys.
00:16:24.000 I'll put it all on Snapple.
00:16:26.000 My fridge?
00:16:26.000 Look at this.
00:16:27.000 I got a lot of snapples.
00:16:30.000 That was all a setup.
00:16:31.000 That was the best sting operation ever.
00:16:33.000 Yeah, that's what it should have been called.
00:16:35.000 Just, UMTV Stingin' Cribs.
00:16:37.000 What's up with all these?
00:16:38.000 You got a lot of PAs here.
00:16:39.000 They're all wearing FBI shirts.
00:16:41.000 What's up with that?
00:16:41.000 It's crazy.
00:16:42.000 Padlocking cribs.
00:16:44.000 How much did you pay for that again?
00:16:45.000 Oh, really?
00:16:46.000 Oh, that's interesting.
00:16:47.000 I'll make a note.
00:16:48.000 Cash?
00:16:50.000 This is for the VO later.
00:16:54.000 The Twitter mob, though, in this case, of course, failed to mention that Cam critiqued men within the same episode.
00:17:00.000 I'm not just about to sit up there and beat up my queens.
00:17:03.000 That's right.
00:17:05.000 But I'm also going to tell the men to start being men, bro.
00:17:10.000 Absolutely.
00:17:12.000 That sucker s*** should not be rewarded.
00:17:15.000 That's on point though.
00:17:16.000 That is really on point.
00:17:18.000 Yes.
00:17:18.000 He's saying hey be men and women be women and be able to support each other.
00:17:24.000 What is so wrong with that?
00:17:25.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:17:26.000 It's a great statement.
00:17:27.000 I mean it's very confusing.
00:17:28.000 I'll tell you what's wrong with it.
00:17:29.000 But it makes a lot of sense.
00:17:30.000 This guy is completely unaware of what he's putting out there.
00:17:33.000 Or he's fully aware.
00:17:35.000 He says he has a great example of his father being, first of all, being in the home.
00:17:39.000 Big win.
00:17:39.000 Yeah, it was great.
00:17:41.000 He fathered four kids out of wedlock, never married the gal.
00:17:45.000 What kind of leadership is that?
00:17:47.000 Is it the same?
00:17:47.000 The gal he's with left him because he fathered a fifth kid with some Instagram model.
00:17:54.000 I mean, come on.
00:17:55.000 Practice what you preach.
00:17:57.000 That's not leadership.
00:17:57.000 I'm looking around here and I know every guy in here, great example, great father.
00:18:02.000 Come on, he can't churn that out and think anyone's going to buy it.
00:18:05.000 All you have to do is a little search on Cam and he is...
00:18:11.000 He's way off base.
00:18:12.000 He's saying the right thing, but you first, Cam.
00:18:15.000 You first.
00:18:16.000 How about that?
00:18:17.000 I think that's a fair point.
00:18:19.000 It's a very fair point.
00:18:20.000 He's got five children, he's not married, and he's not being the example he says he was given.
00:18:26.000 If you're going to impregnate an Instagram model, You're thinking more TikTok would be appropriate.
00:18:35.000 I'm just glad that he says to don't beat women because it's following in the stellar lineup.
00:18:39.000 Well, he doesn't know who he works for.
00:18:41.000 He doesn't know that the league is much more apt to be okay with a Colin Kaepernick than they would with comments like that.
00:18:49.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:18:51.000 They're better with the race stuff than they are with some guy who they view as misogynist.
00:18:56.000 Of course.
00:18:57.000 Well, they have the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
00:18:59.000 He'll never work again.
00:18:59.000 No.
00:19:02.000 But... And a great talent.
00:19:04.000 Right, Ray Rice?
00:19:05.000 That's right.
00:19:06.000 But a great talent.
00:19:07.000 I mean, Rarel knows this.
00:19:09.000 Yeah, we'll just keep naming names.
00:19:11.000 Yeah.
00:19:12.000 O.J.
00:19:12.000 Simpson, Del Bryant, Brian Thomas, Chad Johnson.
00:19:15.000 Alright!
00:19:15.000 Anybody else?
00:19:16.000 Did I put a damper on things?
00:19:18.000 No!
00:19:18.000 I'm sorry.
00:19:19.000 No, I think you're right.
00:19:20.000 I was just trying to cheer it up by naming wife beaters.
00:19:22.000 Hey gals, follow my lead.
00:19:24.000 It's almost like a league of wife beaters.
00:19:26.000 Adam Jones?
00:19:27.000 They're putting together a team.
00:19:28.000 Just keep going.
00:19:29.000 Yeah.
00:19:30.000 The National Female Hittin' League.
00:19:33.000 Oh, jeez.
00:19:33.000 Yeah, they do like to beat women, but that's okay.
00:19:36.000 Not okay to do.
00:19:37.000 No, but they say apparently that it's okay because they can sign another contract right after that.
00:19:41.000 I always say as long as you can cook.
00:19:43.000 That's right.
00:19:44.000 Yeah.
00:19:44.000 You can cook the steak on your... Alright.
00:19:51.000 I'm hungry, start cooking it now.
00:19:52.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:19:53.000 It's not gonna work.
00:19:54.000 It's not gonna go well.
00:19:55.000 Alright, but maybe he's struggling to articulate something important.
00:19:59.000 The loss of meaning that comes from role fulfillment in modernity?
00:20:05.000 I think so.
00:20:06.000 We talk about this all the time.
00:20:06.000 That was my point, I didn't just read it.
00:20:10.000 Yeah, but you wrote it for yourself.
00:20:12.000 Yeah, yeah, I wrote that.
00:20:13.000 Surprised yourself.
00:20:13.000 Yeah, I was like, what?
00:20:14.000 Wow, for God's sake.
00:20:16.000 I know what that means.
00:20:17.000 Yeah, how did I do that?
00:20:19.000 We talk about the roll thing all the time here, just to kind of tie a bow on this.
00:20:21.000 Like, that's what we see going away.
00:20:23.000 I like a buttery roll.
00:20:24.000 Not like that.
00:20:25.000 Oh, cinnamon?
00:20:27.000 It's falling in tune.
00:20:28.000 Oh, hello.
00:20:30.000 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
00:20:32.000 I'm on a diet, I can't help it.
00:20:33.000 You said cinnamon rolls.
00:20:34.000 Cinnabon.
00:20:35.000 That's too much.
00:20:36.000 Cinnabon.
00:20:37.000 No, I think we lose that because there are complementary roles and we talk about men and women as being interchangeable now.
00:20:43.000 Like that there's no difference between them and that's not, that's never true in these situations.
00:20:47.000 It doesn't mean that you don't have the same dignity, it doesn't mean that you don't have in some cases the same abilities, but it does mean that you're going to be better at certain things than the other role, the other gender is.
00:20:57.000 What's like the tweet?
00:20:59.000 Implying that having a certain role in supporting your spouse is demeaning in some way.
00:21:04.000 It's not demeaning.
00:21:05.000 It's fulfilling.
00:21:06.000 It's fulfilling, and in fact, it's the opposite.
00:21:09.000 It's empowering to have a role and be able to complete that role.
00:21:14.000 That's right.
00:21:14.000 And you have that for both men and women, and to demean that is gross to me.
00:21:21.000 Yeah.
00:21:22.000 Reporter, blue checkmark, whoever you are.
00:21:24.000 Blue checkmark, yeah.
00:21:25.000 And he was struggling to articulate with the misuse of aesthetic three times.
00:21:28.000 It's very hard to follow what he was saying.
00:21:30.000 Right.
00:21:30.000 Yes.
00:21:31.000 I don't think aesthetic means what you think it means, Cam.
00:21:34.000 He's talking about ladies that are walking around, you know, doing this and doing that.
00:21:37.000 You said clacking over there.
00:21:38.000 Yeah, clack clack, clack clack.
00:21:39.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:21:39.000 Squid hands.
00:21:40.000 Who is going to be attracted to that?
00:21:42.000 Ladies?
00:21:42.000 Like, I think that's one of Cam's points is like, look, don't walk around acting like that's the thing to aspire to.
00:21:48.000 It's not.
00:21:48.000 And men, be followable.
00:21:51.000 That's what we need.
00:21:52.000 We need men who are worthy of being followed.
00:21:55.000 Both are true.
00:21:56.000 Women in those relationships are willing to do that to say, you know what?
00:21:59.000 This works really well if I have somebody as a partner that I can follow.
00:22:04.000 If you're not followable men, don't expect it.
00:22:06.000 I love when guys go home and they're like, my wife doesn't listen to me.
00:22:09.000 I'm like, I wouldn't either.
00:22:12.000 You're an idiot.
00:22:12.000 Yes.
00:22:13.000 But I ask you this.
00:22:16.000 How many straight men can pull off a neckerchief?
00:22:18.000 Go.
00:22:20.000 Yeah, only Paul Lind and him have ever won one on television.
00:22:24.000 And the guy from Scooby-Doo who was always banging Selma.
00:22:29.000 That's an ascot.
00:22:32.000 Yeah, was that an ascot for him?
00:22:33.000 I think so.
00:22:34.000 I think it was too young for an ascot.
00:22:35.000 That's true.
00:22:36.000 He doesn't have a boat.
00:22:37.000 No, he's just a kid.
00:22:39.000 He's got a van.
00:22:44.000 My dog solves mysteries you want to get in Part of a show kid triple-decker sandwiches in here Disney he folded his sandwich like a deck of cards and then molested all right Said it was a mystery.
00:23:02.000 He said, figure out who done it.
00:23:03.000 I said, you, I'm watching.
00:23:09.000 So it's him, Cam Newton, and Paul Lind are the three people that have worn a neckerchief.
00:23:13.000 One of them is a fictional character, we'll let you guess who.
00:23:15.000 Yes, it's Ham Newton.
00:23:17.000 No, I get what everybody's saying and that's how we move on.
00:23:26.000 That's called a segue.
00:23:28.000 I used to live in a great place called New York, and I don't know if you guys have heard, it's not very nice right now.
00:23:36.000 That's the part I know.
00:23:45.000 I think you typically don't make it past too many lyrics.
00:23:48.000 No.
00:23:49.000 Yeah, it's just get beat up.
00:23:50.000 And this is Dave saying it's a bad place to live.
00:23:52.000 He's from Detroit.
00:23:53.000 Yes.
00:23:53.000 Yeah.
00:23:54.000 I'd rather walk anywhere in Detroit than New York.
00:23:55.000 There's no subway in Detroit.
00:23:57.000 That's right.
00:23:58.000 There's a sandwich subway.
00:23:59.000 It's the Motor Cities.
00:24:01.000 But you can't get on no subway.
00:24:02.000 You know, maybe people would die if there was a subway in Detroit.
00:24:05.000 When I was a kid in Detroit, if you drove a foreign car, they were waiting in the overpass with either a bowling ball or a piece of concrete to time to go right through your window.
00:24:13.000 Yeah, now they're just doing it to any car.
00:24:15.000 Every single car.
00:24:17.000 There's no moral behind it.
00:24:18.000 Do you breathe?
00:24:20.000 Did we have a stinger?
00:24:21.000 Your head then they had a moral stop. Yeah, we only do Japanese cars. Yes now
00:24:26.000 It's just well they didn't throw at their own because they're all Mexican made
00:24:30.000 I'm kidding the f-150 is built there. I think still yeah American me we have a stinger. I was waiting on that and it
00:24:37.000 just didn't happen Oh
00:24:40.000 Particularly love that guy who's walking into like the deli seeing somebody get beat up is like yeah, whatever I
00:25:02.000 I gotta get my it's New York.
00:25:03.000 I'm hungry.
00:25:03.000 I gotta get a drink.
00:25:05.000 I absolutely would have done that.
00:25:07.000 I'm not even gonna lie.
00:25:08.000 This is walk past like somebody getting their head bashed against a car.
00:25:12.000 I'd be like gentlemen.
00:25:15.000 Good morning as you were this deli for a Cuban sandwich made of old meats.
00:25:20.000 I could be out here in a minute with you.
00:25:22.000 Yes.
00:25:22.000 Bang my head into the ground.
00:25:23.000 I'll see you in five.
00:25:24.000 Please don't hurt me, I don't carry cash.
00:25:27.000 We just have a shirt on.
00:25:29.000 No cash on board.
00:25:30.000 I don't have change.
00:25:33.000 Oh, they do like their change there.
00:25:34.000 Oh, they do.
00:25:36.000 Coins, sexes.
00:25:38.000 So anyway, in New York, surprising to no one, New York is still an absolute cesspool.
00:25:43.000 Yesterday, ten Brooklyn subway commuters were shot by a deranged man dressed in a construction vest and gas mask.
00:25:50.000 Oh, that's how he got past security?
00:25:52.000 Yeah.
00:25:53.000 I'm on the construction crew.
00:25:54.000 That's easy.
00:25:56.000 That doesn't, there's nobody who cares, nobody's watching anything.
00:25:59.000 Why do you have a gas mask on, sir?
00:26:01.000 They're more effective than the surgical masks.
00:26:03.000 Oh, I, you know, it's just... I'm in construction.
00:26:07.000 Have you seen my vest that I was wearing?
00:26:09.000 Don't ask me questions, okay?
00:26:11.000 Oh, you're a gas man, constructioner.
00:26:13.000 By the way, I have a giant bag of guns.
00:26:15.000 Pay attention to that.
00:26:17.000 Sorry to question you.
00:26:18.000 And this smoke grenade.
00:26:19.000 Go on.
00:26:21.000 13 additional people were injured during the attack.
00:26:24.000 This is a video of the aftermath.
00:26:26.000 You might want to get the kids out of the room there.
00:26:28.000 Don't look at it.
00:26:32.000 Oh, you know what it is?
00:26:33.000 It's the 36th Street.
00:26:34.000 I bet you that's a train that goes right through Times Square.
00:26:38.000 Glad they're all wearing masks, though.
00:26:43.000 It's a good thing.
00:26:45.000 It's protective.
00:26:46.000 Well, it's probably more effective against that.
00:26:52.000 They stopped bullets?
00:26:52.000 This is just so disgusting.
00:26:54.000 Oh, that guy's limping.
00:26:58.000 He's shot.
00:26:58.000 Oh, man.
00:26:59.000 I think he's the one that survived.
00:27:01.000 This is unbelievable.
00:27:06.000 Jeez.
00:27:06.000 Aw, man.
00:27:09.000 All defenseless.
00:27:11.000 Yeah, question.
00:27:12.000 Subway.
00:27:13.000 Gun-free zone?
00:27:15.000 Yeah.
00:27:15.000 The entire city of New York.
00:27:18.000 Well, hmm.
00:27:19.000 Well, he didn't see the sign.
00:27:21.000 If he saw the sign, we need to make bigger signs.
00:27:25.000 That's the problem.
00:27:25.000 That's the problem.
00:27:26.000 He's on the construction crew, though, guys.
00:27:28.000 I mean, was it in his language, though, the sign?
00:27:30.000 Well.
00:27:31.000 Oh, that's a good point.
00:27:32.000 Yo dawg, no guns here, bro.
00:27:34.000 Yeah.
00:27:35.000 Oh, man.
00:27:35.000 No guns.
00:27:36.000 I can't shoot people here.
00:27:37.000 Mm-hmm.
00:27:38.000 It's the man.
00:27:39.000 That's how criminals work.
00:27:39.000 They follow the rules.
00:27:40.000 They do.
00:27:41.000 They do.
00:27:41.000 It turned out to be 60-year-old Frank James, and he's been the suspect identified right here.
00:27:48.000 He was identified by a credit card found at the scene, which was used to rent a U-Haul that was found nearby.
00:27:54.000 Wow.
00:27:55.000 Yep.
00:27:55.000 James had apparently been on the FBI's terror watch list until 2019.
00:27:59.000 They took him off.
00:28:02.000 Guys!
00:28:03.000 I don't mean to laugh, but do your job once.
00:28:05.000 How many times is this going to happen?
00:28:07.000 He dropped his credit card, by the way.
00:28:10.000 Yeah, what were you doing?
00:28:11.000 Swiping while shooting people?
00:28:13.000 Guys, I'm hungry.
00:28:15.000 Uber Eats.
00:28:16.000 Dropped your wallet in the kitchen.
00:28:17.000 What?
00:28:18.000 I was ordering a sandwich.
00:28:22.000 The deli at the next stop.
00:28:25.000 It's unbelievable.
00:28:26.000 The motive is still being reported as unknown.
00:28:29.000 I wonder if we can guess.
00:28:30.000 There are a couple of options, I think.
00:28:33.000 Are there?
00:28:33.000 We'll see.
00:28:34.000 I don't know.
00:28:35.000 Social media believed it was linked to some stuff.
00:28:39.000 Like he had a particular worldview.
00:28:41.000 Oh.
00:28:42.000 Oh, well.
00:28:43.000 Is he a Trump supporter?
00:28:44.000 No.
00:28:45.000 I don't think that's support words.
00:28:47.000 Is that Jussie?
00:28:51.000 That one in the middle there.
00:28:52.000 Fan of the Hodge twins?
00:28:53.000 Yeah.
00:28:53.000 Nice art.
00:28:54.000 He loves bleach, apparently.
00:28:56.000 I guess that's four people that wore a neck.
00:28:59.000 Never mind.
00:29:00.000 And his last YouTube video uploaded on April 11th, 2022, makes his position explicit.
00:29:06.000 These white motherfuckers, this is what they do.
00:29:09.000 Ultimately, through the day, they kill and commit genocide against each other.
00:29:12.000 What do you think they can?
00:29:15.000 What do you think they're going to do to your black ass?
00:29:18.000 That's your friend.
00:29:20.000 You got a white friend, really?
00:29:23.000 They're gonna kill you, n***a. They're gonna kill you.
00:29:27.000 No, they're gonna torture you first.
00:29:28.000 They're gonna f*** you up first.
00:29:30.000 Real good.
00:29:30.000 What?
00:29:30.000 What kind of white friends do you have?
00:29:33.000 They're doing this right now in Ukraine.
00:29:34.000 Torturing and binding and killing and stabbing and raping women and cutting their throat.
00:29:38.000 What do you think they're gonna do to you if they can get a hold of you?
00:29:41.000 There need to be a lot more motherf***ers hit with straight bullets.
00:29:45.000 A lot more motherf***ers need to die by straight bullets.
00:29:47.000 F*** that.
00:29:49.000 He needs to work on his setup.
00:29:51.000 He better light it.
00:29:52.000 My grandma said the same on her deathbed.
00:29:55.000 Wow.
00:29:55.000 Wow.
00:29:55.000 Yeah, you better light it.
00:29:57.000 My grandma said the same on her deathbed.
00:29:59.000 ...and so called black people.
00:30:01.000 There's gonna be reversal of all your fortunes.
00:30:04.000 No.
00:30:06.000 You're not a man and a brother.
00:30:08.000 You're a slave and a n****r.
00:30:10.000 Wow.
00:30:12.000 Wow.
00:30:13.000 The more you know.
00:30:15.000 Where's that rainbow?
00:30:17.000 Dave, motive still unknown.
00:30:19.000 Yeah, I'm not sure what it was.
00:30:21.000 I do think stepping onto a train mostly filled with Asians, though, will fix the problem.
00:30:25.000 Yeah, yeah, that's probably going to destroy the narrative.
00:30:28.000 Yeah, that'll do it.
00:30:30.000 Riding along a track they built.
00:30:32.000 I'm a little confused.
00:30:33.000 He's talking about a war going on between people that are white saying that this is what's going to happen To you.
00:30:40.000 He's like, that's what they do to the white people.
00:30:41.000 What are they going to do to you?
00:30:42.000 Well, hold on.
00:30:43.000 I'm a little confused.
00:30:44.000 Is Russia and or Ukraine going to invade the United States?
00:30:50.000 Are they like, God, next stop USA, you know, like what?
00:30:53.000 I don't understand the point here.
00:30:54.000 It doesn't make, yeah, that's a scholar.
00:30:58.000 It's allegorical.
00:30:59.000 Ah, thank you.
00:31:00.000 You know what, Garrett, do me a favor.
00:31:01.000 Will you please translate what we just heard?
00:31:03.000 I just did.
00:31:04.000 I told you.
00:31:05.000 If this is what white people do to white people, what are they going to do to you?
00:31:09.000 That's basically what you're saying.
00:31:11.000 Yeah.
00:31:11.000 Yeah, because Russia... I can hear it.
00:31:12.000 I guess he never went to Detroit.
00:31:14.000 Ukraine.
00:31:15.000 I deciphered Cam Newton.
00:31:16.000 I can decipher him too.
00:31:17.000 I got it.
00:31:18.000 I kind of see why you're on the show today.
00:31:21.000 I think the internet needs to be taken and put on a shelf like your teacher used to do.
00:31:25.000 It's like a break.
00:31:26.000 You can have it back when you all learn how to behave.
00:31:29.000 Yeah.
00:31:30.000 Because this isn't for you guys.
00:31:32.000 This is ridiculous.
00:31:33.000 Take a break.
00:31:34.000 That video was shot the day before?
00:31:36.000 Yeah.
00:31:36.000 The day before he went on the subway?
00:31:38.000 I believe so.
00:31:38.000 I saw the date on it, April 11th, so if that's the actual date it was actually put up, I don't know.
00:31:43.000 But that's insane.
00:31:45.000 He got real mad at the viewership.
00:31:47.000 Well... I gotta tell you though, the Ninja Turtles?
00:31:50.000 Lazy pieces of shit.
00:31:51.000 Yeah, they're not doing their job.
00:31:53.000 Like, the subway, that is your stop and ground.
00:31:56.000 We just do nothing now?
00:31:57.000 Yeah.
00:31:58.000 We just get a hockey stick-wielding guy to go up there?
00:32:00.000 At this point, I think they're like 40-year-old Ninja Turtles.
00:32:03.000 That's what I mean.
00:32:03.000 They peed in their teens.
00:32:04.000 They probably don't want to go up there.
00:32:06.000 They're like, we're mutants.
00:32:06.000 We ate a lot of pizza.
00:32:08.000 Slow.
00:32:09.000 I've been eating only pizza since 1985.
00:32:12.000 Yeah.
00:32:14.000 I see a rat that can talk.
00:32:19.000 Yeah, who's been dead for a while and we don't know where to put him.
00:32:23.000 Just put him in the corner over there.
00:32:25.000 Splinter died in 98.
00:32:25.000 It's been a long time.
00:32:29.000 He still speaks to me though.
00:32:30.000 It's weird.
00:32:31.000 Yeah, he does karate in his cage.
00:32:32.000 Got a lot of knee injuries from all the skateboarding.
00:32:35.000 Yeah, a lot of that.
00:32:36.000 And other stuff to make money.
00:32:38.000 That's why we have the pads.
00:32:40.000 And that is New York State of Mind.
00:32:43.000 Yeah.
00:33:00.000 What's up, babies?
00:33:01.000 Thanks for tuning in.
00:33:03.000 How you doing?
00:33:04.000 I'm good.
00:33:04.000 I'm good.
00:33:05.000 Yeah, we're doing good.
00:33:06.000 How you doing?
00:33:06.000 We're doing good.
00:33:07.000 We're doing real good.
00:33:07.000 How you hanging in?
00:33:08.000 I'm hanging in.
00:33:09.000 Yeah?
00:33:10.000 I'm excited.
00:33:10.000 I love it when a Detroit guy says, well, that's really a hellhole.
00:33:14.000 Yeah, man.
00:33:16.000 It went from the nice, like it went, I shouldn't say nice, it went from a decent area though to where I would have to play like feces hopscotch to walk to the train.
00:33:25.000 Because there was just crap everywhere.
00:33:26.000 It was human beings too.
00:33:28.000 It wasn't dog.
00:33:29.000 You know, and it was like, then you do that to get to the train.
00:33:32.000 And then on the train, it's like, you're either getting some guy who's screaming, it's what he thinks is the Bible at you in a different language, next to a guy who's like playing keytar with his dick out.
00:33:44.000 I think I'm gonna Uber.
00:33:46.000 You know, when Giuliani ran that town, the streets sparkled.
00:33:49.000 It was beautiful.
00:33:50.000 I mean sparkled.
00:33:51.000 He asked the shop owners to pressure wash just the area in front of their business.
00:33:56.000 It was unbelievable.
00:33:58.000 Do you know what he did wrong, though?
00:33:59.000 And I would say this to him.
00:34:00.000 He ran the homeless out of town.
00:34:02.000 No, he ran the mob out of town.
00:34:04.000 They would not take this guff for a second.
00:34:07.000 You're gonna put, what, 20 crackheads in front of a nightclub that a mobster owns?
00:34:11.000 Can't have this.
00:34:12.000 They're like, hey, what do you think we should do about this?
00:34:14.000 They're like, they'll be gone tonight.
00:34:16.000 Don't worry about it.
00:34:17.000 Don't worry about it.
00:34:17.000 Where are they gonna go?
00:34:18.000 Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:34:18.000 No, don't ask questions.
00:34:19.000 Ah, we got a truck to put them in.
00:34:21.000 To the suburbs.
00:34:22.000 Yeah.
00:34:23.000 Somewhere.
00:34:23.000 Yeah, somewhere nice.
00:34:24.000 Take them out on the island.
00:34:26.000 You know what I mean?
00:34:26.000 Like a garbage bag of cats, but it's bums.
00:34:31.000 Nobody's gonna miss them.
00:34:34.000 What, you never hit a bum at a club?
00:34:36.000 You gotta learn them, they don't even try to dodge it.
00:34:38.000 Can you imagine the guy gets on a train with a gun and there's just six gangsters on there?
00:34:43.000 They're like, oh.
00:34:44.000 I'll turn around.
00:34:45.000 You sure you really want to do this?
00:34:47.000 Oh look, there's a guy in a mask, isn't that cute?
00:34:49.000 Yeah, ain't nobody comes on a hot train, calling us nofredo.
00:34:53.000 Go over there and slap him.
00:34:57.000 I don't know if you guys heard this, the Disney heir is trans.
00:35:00.000 What?
00:35:00.000 Yeah.
00:35:01.000 An heiress to Disney?
00:35:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:03.000 What heir?
00:35:04.000 I don't even know what to do here.
00:35:05.000 I'm not sure.
00:35:05.000 Pull the Kevin Spacey.
00:35:06.000 That's a gendered term.
00:35:08.000 What happened with that?
00:35:09.000 Well, you know, whenever Kevin Spacey, all the allegations came out, all of a sudden he was gay.
00:35:13.000 So now, there's a little heat on Disney.
00:35:13.000 Oh, that's right.
00:35:16.000 Oh, we have a trans though.
00:35:18.000 Look at our trans.
00:35:19.000 That did not work.
00:35:20.000 I didn't know.
00:35:21.000 Yeah, because he's like, you sexually assaulted a 14 year old and Kevin Spacey's like, I'm gay.
00:35:26.000 It's like, what?
00:35:28.000 I'm gay though.
00:35:28.000 Why could you take that into account here?
00:35:30.000 I think it would have been better if you were like, I'm completely heterosexual.
00:35:34.000 Why would I do that to you?
00:35:35.000 Why would I do that?
00:35:35.000 That's absurd.
00:35:36.000 That's insane.
00:35:36.000 But instead he was like, I like men!
00:35:38.000 And you're like, okay, tracks.
00:35:39.000 He's like, well, do I need to go further?
00:35:41.000 I hear this one person killed someone and then they changed and you let that one go.
00:35:46.000 Do I need to go that far?
00:35:47.000 Yeah.
00:35:47.000 Is that cool?
00:35:48.000 Can I try to fit my hand into a glove?
00:35:49.000 Well, it gets people off.
00:35:50.000 Time to make eerie Christmas videos for the rest of time.
00:35:55.000 He has done that consistently.
00:35:57.000 He didn't stop.
00:35:58.000 No, he reminds people that he might be guilty every Christmas.
00:36:01.000 Every single time.
00:36:02.000 If he just stopped it, it would be fine.
00:36:04.000 We'd go like, we kind of want Kevin.
00:36:06.000 I'm not sure I've seen this.
00:36:07.000 What are we talking about?
00:36:09.000 You've never seen Kevin's face?
00:36:10.000 He has a meltdown every Christmas on video.
00:36:13.000 Does he really?
00:36:13.000 Yeah, he puts them out himself.
00:36:14.000 Can we see it on Mug Club?
00:36:16.000 Can we bring that up?
00:36:16.000 Yes, please.
00:36:18.000 I don't think I've seen this yet.
00:36:19.000 That's awesome.
00:36:19.000 Oh yeah, he's a psycho.
00:36:20.000 He lost his mind.
00:36:21.000 I don't blame him.
00:36:23.000 He is John Doe now.
00:36:24.000 He's still a rich person.
00:36:26.000 He could just move somewhere.
00:36:29.000 Can money really buy your reputation to be clean?
00:36:32.000 Wait, I'm sorry.
00:36:33.000 It doesn't buy you sanity for sure.
00:36:35.000 Do you think he was like really caring so much about his reputation when he was sexually assaulting the people?
00:36:40.000 No, because it was 1985.
00:36:41.000 Well, yeah, that was way before his reputation.
00:36:43.000 Then he built it up.
00:36:45.000 Ah, so he didn't have it then.
00:36:46.000 Yeah.
00:36:46.000 Great minds.
00:36:47.000 Hey.
00:36:48.000 Okay.
00:36:48.000 You, not so much.
00:36:49.000 Not over there.
00:36:50.000 Over here though.
00:36:51.000 Do you know in Under the Sea he did most of the singing?
00:36:53.000 That's all I have.
00:36:54.000 Oh, as Bobby Darin?
00:36:55.000 Yeah.
00:36:56.000 Did you know Bobby Darin threw his wife through a coffee table so he could play for the NFL?
00:37:01.000 Brain fart.
00:37:01.000 FULL CIRCLE.
00:37:02.000 FULL CIRCLE.
00:37:04.000 If that was in the draft, that would be very interesting.
00:37:07.000 It's like, alright, now look at the form here.
00:37:09.000 Did you know the original name of Mack the Knife was Smack the Wife?
00:37:13.000 That makes sense.
00:37:14.000 In that era.
00:37:15.000 What a good joke that just fell flat.
00:37:18.000 I felt it when I was drinking.
00:37:21.000 I don't know.
00:37:23.000 Could have been a spit take.
00:37:24.000 I was put on the app for not knowing about the Spacey videos.
00:37:26.000 You didn't know Mac the Knife?
00:37:27.000 Oh, I'm not telling you that you're bad for not knowing Spacey's Crazy Christmas videos.
00:37:31.000 I'm saying I'm happy that I can introduce them to you.
00:37:34.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:37:35.000 Let's not pretend that's a bad thing.
00:37:37.000 It's a good thing.
00:37:37.000 It's great fun.
00:37:38.000 It's not Christmas without Crazy Spacey.
00:37:40.000 Oh, no.
00:37:41.000 Just didn't feel the same way.
00:37:42.000 Are you familiar, Darren?
00:37:43.000 I am.
00:37:44.000 Yeah, they're great, aren't they?
00:37:45.000 And I love how you spun that rhyme right off of a classic Thank you.
00:37:49.000 To Bobby Darin, so I think I could have been named after Bobby Darin and just because of the spelling.
00:37:54.000 Really?
00:37:54.000 Usually people are R-E-N or two R's E-N minus two R's I-N.
00:37:58.000 Parents would have maybe, would have been their era.
00:38:01.000 Maybe a fan.
00:38:01.000 Yeah, well he died in his 30s too.
00:38:04.000 He had some like heart condition.
00:38:06.000 I think it's called being a musician.
00:38:11.000 Yes, the heir of Disney, Charlie Cora, so that clears that up, has publicly come out as a transgender person.
00:38:19.000 Cora's stepfather is the grandson of Disney co-founder Roy O'Disney.
00:38:23.000 Oh my goodness, how removed.
00:38:25.000 I'm Roy O'Disney!
00:38:28.000 Make a wish on my crimes!
00:38:30.000 Come to my lucky Disney.
00:38:33.000 You were expecting Walt, but you got me.
00:38:35.000 It's unlucky for you, Johnny.
00:38:37.000 Oh, Royal Disney, I'll go on my racist ride.
00:38:41.000 It's a small world isn't here anymore.
00:38:43.000 It's one ride, it's potato famine.
00:38:47.000 Very sad time.
00:38:48.000 Very sad time.
00:38:49.000 Look at the babies.
00:38:50.000 Alright.
00:38:51.000 It's called the wee lad.
00:38:53.000 The wee lad's world.
00:38:55.000 It's a paddy wagon filled with blacks.
00:38:57.000 Oh, Royal Disney.
00:38:59.000 That's the second part.
00:39:04.000 This was V1, he changed it all up to go to what we see now.
00:39:09.000 It's just this completely ghetto Disney.
00:39:12.000 It's all run down.
00:39:13.000 They only sell like fully loaded potatoes to eat.
00:39:16.000 That's it.
00:39:17.000 That's all they have.
00:39:17.000 Sorry sir, we're closed.
00:39:18.000 Fully loaded potatoes, mashed potatoes, and alcohol.
00:39:21.000 Baked potatoes.
00:39:23.000 How come the only ride is say bye to my father whose liver is failing?
00:39:29.000 Going to get a pack of cigarettes.
00:39:31.000 It's just Amazing Grace and bagpipes on a loop.
00:39:37.000 Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling me.
00:39:41.000 I mean, how removed is this gal though from the line?
00:39:44.000 I mean, her stepfather's grandson of the co-founder.
00:39:49.000 Not even Wally directly.
00:39:50.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:39:51.000 It's a trophy.
00:39:53.000 It's a token.
00:39:54.000 They go, oh look, we also have a trans.
00:39:56.000 So don't get mad at us.
00:39:58.000 Either financially or... Yeah, they did the Kevin Spacey.
00:40:00.000 She probably got a phone call and was like, I'm related to who?
00:40:05.000 How much money you want to throw at me?
00:40:07.000 I'll go up on stage.
00:40:08.000 No, hey, yeah, I'm trans and I'm a millionaire apparently.
00:40:13.000 It's a Hail Mary, because after all this controversy with Disney, one of their CEOs came out and said that two of their kids are gender non-conforming.
00:40:22.000 Who knew?
00:40:23.000 And then another CEO that's running the MCU came out and we're at the GLAAD Awards saying, oh we need more representation in kids films, more representation.
00:40:33.000 And now they're doing, we're gonna roll our trains out, look at them.
00:40:37.000 See?
00:40:38.000 We are accepting.
00:40:39.000 We're allies.
00:40:40.000 And then they had Bob Chapek, the CEO of Disney, come out and do a big apology tour going, I'm so sorry I wasn't a good enough ally to you.
00:40:49.000 I'm so sorry.
00:40:49.000 It's all fake.
00:40:50.000 It's all fake.
00:40:51.000 It's just to try to make you forget that they don't actually care about you.
00:40:55.000 Let's remember this as we get to the next segment about Disney and speaking up for those oppressed classes at Disney.
00:41:02.000 We'll see how we can do that.
00:41:04.000 Thanking the camps in China.
00:41:07.000 I'm literally thanking the leaders of the camps in China.
00:41:12.000 It's horrible.
00:41:14.000 They're day camps.
00:41:16.000 Yeah.
00:41:16.000 It's a fun camp.
00:41:17.000 They do activities, you know, like not eat.
00:41:21.000 That's it.
00:41:22.000 That's all they do.
00:41:24.000 About Rhonda Santa's awesome parental rights bill and its effect on LGBTQ plus youth.
00:41:32.000 Oh man.
00:41:33.000 Too many letters to remember.
00:41:34.000 It's a lot.
00:41:34.000 Then to put something like this law on top of that.
00:41:38.000 They can't learn about their community and their history at school.
00:41:41.000 Or play sports or use the bathroom they want to use.
00:41:44.000 Yes they can.
00:41:44.000 That's not true.
00:41:45.000 They can play sports and they can use the bathroom.
00:41:47.000 They can use any bathroom you like.
00:41:48.000 So.
00:41:49.000 It's bathroom of my choice.
00:41:51.000 Yeah.
00:41:53.000 That's the name of my new album.
00:41:54.000 Brave Dave Bathroom of My Choice.
00:41:56.000 Brave Dave.
00:41:56.000 Brave Dave.
00:41:57.000 Yeah.
00:41:58.000 Anyway, the whole article is incredibly complicated to read.
00:42:01.000 Take this paragraph, for example.
00:42:02.000 Oh, boy.
00:42:03.000 Cora, who told the Times that they don't have much experience with public speaking or advocacy, lamented that they don't do very much to help.
00:42:13.000 Yeah, because using plural words... There's nothing that works.
00:42:17.000 We understand all the words individually, but in the syntax there, it just doesn't fit.
00:42:22.000 No, it makes no sense.
00:42:23.000 That was used, a translator was used down there.
00:42:25.000 I believe so.
00:42:26.000 Word-for-word translation or something.
00:42:27.000 Maybe it was talked in text.
00:42:28.000 I'm not gonna judge, you know.
00:42:31.000 I feel it.
00:42:31.000 You definitely should.
00:42:32.000 Yes.
00:42:33.000 It's not just Korra that's doing some transitioning, though.
00:42:35.000 After such a huge financial loss, Disney is doing a little rebranding of their own.
00:42:40.000 That brings us to today's 7 plus 1 renamed Disney attractions.
00:42:44.000 You'll forgot Stefan in the chamber!
00:42:54.000 Every time.
00:42:54.000 You were on a hot mic just then.
00:42:56.000 I always forget it.
00:42:56.000 I did say that.
00:42:58.000 Number 7, Gerald.
00:42:59.000 101.
00:43:01.000 Peter Pansexual's Flight.
00:43:04.000 Great ride.
00:43:06.000 Number six, QB.
00:43:08.000 Splash Mount Him.
00:43:11.000 Number five, Epcock Center.
00:43:18.000 Oh, of course.
00:43:19.000 It's a rocket ship.
00:43:20.000 Did Elon make this?
00:43:20.000 Yeah.
00:43:21.000 Number four, Darren.
00:43:23.000 Cherry poppin'.
00:43:27.000 Put some flavor on that one.
00:43:31.000 Number three, The Little Spermaid.
00:43:33.000 Oh, come on.
00:43:36.000 A whole new world.
00:43:37.000 No photoshop needed on that one.
00:43:39.000 A whole new ovary.
00:43:40.000 Kiss nigga.
00:43:42.000 Number two, Gerald.
00:43:43.000 How dare you.
00:43:45.000 Poke a hot ass.
00:43:46.000 There you go.
00:43:48.000 Tell that to your god.
00:43:50.000 Number one, QB.
00:43:52.000 Snow White and the seven year olds.
00:43:54.000 It's on brand.
00:43:56.000 Oh man.
00:43:56.000 It's on brand.
00:43:57.000 Oh, it's cause it's real.
00:43:59.000 And then plus one.
00:44:01.000 We got one more.
00:44:01.000 Here we go.
00:44:03.000 The many adventures of Winnie's pooper.
00:44:05.000 He's got hair on his chest.
00:44:09.000 Look at that.
00:44:09.000 He's a bear after all.
00:44:13.000 Go ahead and brim around in there.
00:44:16.000 And that's 7 plus 1.
00:44:18.000 More employees.
00:44:27.000 Always one in the chamber.
00:44:27.000 We're always trying to remind you not to, but you always forget.
00:44:31.000 Every time there's always one in the chamber.
00:44:32.000 I'm done reminding.
00:44:33.000 I'm done.
00:44:33.000 Well, I'm sorry.
00:44:34.000 I didn't know.
00:44:35.000 It's been years, but next time I'm going to check for Winnie's pooper.
00:44:41.000 That's where they keep the extra.
00:44:42.000 That's where the extra chamber.
00:44:44.000 It's that one in the chamber that's thinned the herd of a lot of celebrities.
00:44:47.000 That's true.
00:44:49.000 Sometimes on purpose.
00:44:50.000 Quite a few.
00:44:52.000 That's why I play Russian roulette with all the bullets.
00:44:56.000 I have a two-headed coin.
00:44:58.000 I don't go first.
00:45:00.000 No.
00:45:03.000 So terrible.
00:45:05.000 Anywho, speaking of security, there's some exciting news in airport security.
00:45:11.000 The Dallas Lufffield Airport has a robot named Scott who watches passengers to ensure they're wearing masks and not loitering in their cars.
00:45:19.000 Let's have a look.
00:45:21.000 Welcome to Dallas Love Field Airport.
00:45:24.000 All Ubers, Lyfts, taxis, and rental car shuttles are located on the lower level.
00:45:30.000 To access the lower level, please use an escalator or elevator to proceed downstairs.
00:45:38.000 Did I mention he sounds a tad effeminate?
00:45:40.000 That shocked- I did not see that video before.
00:45:44.000 Almost cartoonish.
00:45:47.000 You can find your flights in Terminal D. When did Brian Stelter start doing voiceovers?
00:45:55.000 Well, it's funny. He actually did short circuit and it caused this to happen.
00:45:59.000 Hey, I want to dance with somebody.
00:46:03.000 You saw a cry so many times when I'm lying in bed.
00:46:06.000 To get it all out was in my head.
00:46:10.000 And I, I, I feel it, feel it, feel it.
00:46:13.000 I need a little help, help, help, help.
00:46:16.000 Oh, what a zesty nightmare.
00:46:18.000 Oh, that must have really pissed off a lot of people.
00:46:21.000 Yeah, it did, actually.
00:46:22.000 It really did.
00:46:23.000 And I'll tell you who really got upset.
00:46:24.000 His Android parents.
00:46:26.000 They sent him off to gay Christian robot conversion camp.
00:46:29.000 He just finished the program and here's him now.
00:46:32.000 What will people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
00:46:37.000 What will people do when they find out it's true?
00:46:41.000 I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak.
00:46:46.000 I mean, I think I'm glad to see that he's reformed.
00:46:49.000 Probably the ones and zeros away.
00:46:53.000 I guess he just got busted buying Ecstasy off an undercover Roomba.
00:46:56.000 He had a bunch of condoms on him.
00:46:59.000 It's high on E. Yeah, it's a shame.
00:47:01.000 So Shanghai!
00:47:03.000 China!
00:47:04.000 Shaolin!
00:47:05.000 What's happening in the old Eastern countries?
00:47:09.000 Are they in the news, Dave?
00:47:10.000 No.
00:47:10.000 They are.
00:47:10.000 I don't know if you heard.
00:47:11.000 They have massive lockdowns.
00:47:13.000 Yesterday, the U.S.
00:47:14.000 consulate in Shanghai ordered the departure of all non-emergency staff and family members.
00:47:20.000 Wow.
00:47:20.000 That's pretty groovy.
00:47:21.000 Okay.
00:47:21.000 Chinese foreign ministry spokesperson, hold on, Zhao Lijian.
00:47:29.000 That's close.
00:47:29.000 Yeah, because that's how you pronounce it.
00:47:30.000 No, it is.
00:47:31.000 I made sure I was right.
00:47:33.000 I wrote it down on my separate paper.
00:47:35.000 Separate paper.
00:47:35.000 Zhao Lijian.
00:47:36.000 Separate but equal paper.
00:47:38.000 Because it's spelled all stupid.
00:47:40.000 Terrible rule.
00:47:41.000 Don't do it, Dexter.
00:47:42.000 It's spelled all stupid!
00:47:45.000 It is, though!
00:47:46.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:47:46.000 That doesn't say Zhao.
00:47:48.000 That says Zahio.
00:47:49.000 There's like a Z-H-A-O.
00:47:50.000 What's going on?
00:47:51.000 They threw some silverware in the air and whatever sound it made when it came down you.
00:47:57.000 Hold on, hold on, time out.
00:47:58.000 Can we just bring up CNN real quick?
00:47:59.000 Look, this is Frank.
00:48:00.000 Ah, they just moved on from it, but this is Frank.
00:48:02.000 They were talking.
00:48:03.000 He posted a video, here's what they said, about people who he thinks or have presumably hurt him.
00:48:09.000 Didn't say he was talking about white people.
00:48:12.000 So they didn't roll the clip that we did?
00:48:14.000 It was very targeted.
00:48:16.000 Nobody in that booth went like, ah, he said white people are going to do this to you as well.
00:48:21.000 Sorry, I don't want to sidetrack us.
00:48:22.000 I know we have to, we have a guest.
00:48:23.000 This guy looks like The Rock if he sold his muscles.
00:48:27.000 Deflated.
00:48:29.000 I'm the pebble.
00:48:30.000 What is he?
00:48:31.000 Do you smell what I'm cooking?
00:48:34.000 No?
00:48:34.000 No?
00:48:34.000 No then?
00:48:35.000 Alright.
00:48:36.000 Not enough spices I guess.
00:48:41.000 No emotional damage!
00:48:42.000 I'm gonna go sit in the car.
00:48:44.000 Walking small So Joe Joe Macau said Chinese strongly dissatisfied and
00:48:53.000 firmly opposed the u.s. Is 's, you know, why don't you read that, Gerald?
00:48:59.000 Politicization of the evacuation.
00:49:03.000 He also asked the U.S.
00:49:04.000 to stop attacking China's COVID prevention policies and using the virus as an excuse to smear the country.
00:49:10.000 Yeah, because that's the excuse we need.
00:49:12.000 China's largest city reported just over 23,000 cases on Tuesday.
00:49:17.000 The footage out of China showing the mental and physical damage these lockdowns are causing is heartbreaking.
00:49:23.000 This really is sad.
00:49:24.000 If you have kids, get them out of the room.
00:49:26.000 It's very sad.
00:49:27.000 They're screaming because they can't leave the apartment.
00:49:34.000 They're yelling out of their balconies.
00:49:37.000 Well, they've been taped into their apartments.
00:49:39.000 Yes.
00:49:39.000 If they're lucky.
00:49:41.000 And they're starving.
00:49:47.000 It's for your protection, sir.
00:49:48.000 They were beating the crap out of this kid before this, by the way.
00:49:52.000 I think that's what you get into science for.
00:49:54.000 Just beating the crap out of this kid.
00:49:55.000 Yeah.
00:49:55.000 Just beating the crap out of a grown man next to a playground.
00:49:58.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:49:59.000 That's gonna be on the bag of cats.
00:50:02.000 That's the hottest new Christmas gift this year, Dan.
00:50:05.000 Bag o' cats.
00:50:06.000 He was catching dinner, guys.
00:50:12.000 Is that a bus?
00:50:15.000 I'm sorry, you don't know that they eat pets sometimes?
00:50:17.000 Garrett?
00:50:18.000 I'm sorry, the tape's breakable.
00:50:22.000 This is disgusting.
00:50:25.000 Can't they rise up to do something?
00:50:28.000 There are a billion of them, so at some point... You think they have to?
00:50:33.000 Yeah, but they don't have sticks like that.
00:50:35.000 The bigger the government, the smaller the man.
00:50:37.000 They have small sticks, yeah.
00:50:40.000 That's why we all have to keep our head in a swivel.
00:50:44.000 This is the communism people want, it's great.
00:50:47.000 Really good for the country.
00:50:48.000 At least this guy's got balls to stand up to you.
00:50:54.000 Stand up to his government.
00:50:55.000 What happened to that perfect form Khada?
00:50:59.000 Doesn't work that way and under stress.
00:51:01.000 They need to work on that.
00:51:02.000 Yeah, you're really into karate until you need it.
00:51:06.000 Yeah, they kind of stopped in the 90s.
00:51:08.000 Yeah, it just, it sucks.
00:51:09.000 Like, I feel so bad for them.
00:51:10.000 Like there's another video.
00:51:12.000 Well, here's another video that we can't, well, we can't play here.
00:51:15.000 Shows a man in... Tianjin.
00:51:18.000 Thank you.
00:51:19.000 Forcefully holding his wife and jumping out of the window.
00:51:23.000 There's an overlay.
00:51:28.000 There's a ton of those videos of people jumping out of their balconies.
00:51:31.000 It's horrible, man.
00:51:32.000 And I wasn't sure, Dave, you and I were talking about it before.
00:51:34.000 I don't know if all of these are videos that are current or if it's somebody splicing the videos over time from years ago or whatever.
00:51:41.000 I have no idea, but one.
00:51:43.000 One is all you have to look at and go, this is just horrific.
00:51:46.000 And I'm just waiting right now for the NBA, maybe Apple, maybe some of these other companies that are over there right now, Disney, to speak out against this and to say, hey, this is a humanitarian crisis, right?
00:51:57.000 Well, then they just made Dumbledore straight, right?
00:52:00.000 So they didn't get everything wrong.
00:52:01.000 They kind of moved because we needed a gay Dumbledore character in our next movie.
00:52:05.000 What the Fantastic Beasts franchise.
00:52:07.000 But I just, I don't understand the NBA stance on stuff like this, where they can be so woke here.
00:52:12.000 And absolutely just try and toe the line for everybody.
00:52:16.000 Apple, Disney, everybody here can be woke.
00:52:19.000 And then something like this happens in China.
00:52:21.000 It's because they don't care.
00:52:22.000 You don't speak out.
00:52:23.000 Oh, they can speak out about Ukraine.
00:52:24.000 Hey, we support the Ukrainian citizens.
00:52:26.000 What about what's going on in China right now?
00:52:28.000 Do you know how many people, when we started covering this story, they had already locked down the cities.
00:52:32.000 Do you know how many people had died from COVID in the entire country of China since the beginning?
00:52:40.000 One.
00:52:41.000 Reported by China.
00:52:42.000 One.
00:52:43.000 One person.
00:52:44.000 They have a zero COVID policy, which obviously works because they just had 23,000 cases yesterday in that city, right?
00:52:52.000 But so, you know, that's apparently a great policy that it's going to work.
00:52:56.000 And so they basically seal you in because if they kill you, they also kill the virus, right?
00:53:00.000 So that's the bonus.
00:53:01.000 Yeah, if someone welds you in your house, it's not because they're going to open the door again.
00:53:05.000 I don't think they're going to come back around and swing around.
00:53:08.000 Yeah, that's a very final move, so you might want to get out.
00:53:11.000 They don't have a lot of torches to come and cut you out.
00:53:14.000 They've got a deal on welders, though.
00:53:16.000 Yeah, you might want to break off a leg of a chair or something, whittle it down, make a spear.
00:53:20.000 How broken can you be, like such a Stepford wife, by your own government, too, that you'd be willing to do that to another human being, no questions asked?
00:53:27.000 And you're right about the NBA and everything else, but it's like, of course, they go where the money is.
00:53:31.000 I mean, there's no doubt that it's just a soulless, heartless org.
00:53:34.000 Absolutely.
00:53:35.000 And it's amazing that it's not even like they did this in the 1920s and they did this now.
00:53:40.000 This is the same world we're all living in with the information readily available and people still support it blindly with no problem.
00:53:46.000 How about having some balls, Mark Cuban?
00:53:48.000 How about any of these guys who own these franchises standing up and saying, you know what?
00:53:52.000 That's wrong.
00:53:53.000 I don't care if we don't sell a jersey in that country ever again or if none of their billions of people ever watch another game again.
00:54:01.000 I don't care.
00:54:03.000 How about having some balls?
00:54:04.000 How about having some morals?
00:54:05.000 How about that?
00:54:06.000 Instead of making people wear masks to Dallas Mavericks games and to Lakers home games and to the Nets not letting Kyrie Irving play because he wasn't vaccinated in the city.
00:54:15.000 How about standing up for something that actually matters where people are dying, you assholes?
00:54:19.000 Pardon my language.
00:54:20.000 No, you're right.
00:54:21.000 We don't pardon it.
00:54:23.000 You know, these people have a problem, though, because in this day and age, everything can be filmed, right?
00:54:28.000 And this stuff behind the curtain years ago never got out, but now we know how they treat people in real time.
00:54:34.000 I don't know how it gets out of there, but this stuff is coming out daily.
00:54:38.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:54:39.000 Well, that's why they're trying to constantly You can't lock everything down.
00:54:43.000 You can't go to certain websites in China.
00:54:45.000 You can't get information from where you are outside into the real world.
00:54:51.000 That's why they keep on locking it down.
00:54:53.000 And that's why we get so mad about it here, is because down the road, that could be us.
00:54:58.000 Exactly.
00:54:58.000 Yeah.
00:54:58.000 Because we are all humans.
00:55:00.000 We all have the same tendencies.
00:55:02.000 Those bad people can be over here easily.
00:55:05.000 And that's why people get so mad.
00:55:07.000 Right.
00:55:07.000 When they shut down cell service and the internet pretty soon, you're going to know they're When I swore a minute ago, I was actually quoting one of my favorite people because he knows how Donald Trump feels about China.
00:55:18.000 Yeah.
00:55:19.000 Alec Baldwin?
00:55:20.000 No.
00:55:21.000 Oh, he's one of our favorites.
00:55:22.000 You don't want to catch AIDS?
00:55:24.000 No.
00:55:25.000 That's definitely not the right button.
00:55:28.000 Oh my gosh.
00:55:29.000 Thank you for getting the right one.
00:55:30.000 He killed me.
00:55:30.000 And in a less serious but still creepy video, CNN Shanghai reporter David Culver explains how authorities are keeping people in their homes.
00:55:41.000 David, before I let you go, just clarify.
00:55:43.000 You're shut in?
00:55:43.000 There's like a paper barrier keeping you from exiting, going to the food market where you are right now?
00:55:48.000 It's called a seal, you dummy.
00:55:50.000 It's a piece of paper, yeah.
00:55:51.000 Well, for one, the food market's not even open.
00:55:53.000 The folks who work at the food market are also locked out, but yeah.
00:55:56.000 I can't go outside that door.
00:55:57.000 There's a seal.
00:55:58.000 If I do, physically I could do it, but I would break the seal, and there's repercussions for that.
00:56:02.000 You have to have a community worker escort you to pick up food deliveries, if you're lucky enough to get them, and to get the government distributions if they happen to come.
00:56:11.000 It's bizarre.
00:56:13.000 Wow, if they happen to come.
00:56:15.000 Yeah, if the government decides you can eat today.
00:56:19.000 Right.
00:56:20.000 He looks like Winona Ryder at the end of Beetlejuice.
00:56:23.000 A little bit.
00:56:24.000 Yeah, with the, like, scaly dead eyes.
00:56:26.000 Anyway, I'm not condoning this, but I think taping CNN reporters into their homes in China isn't the worst thing China's ever done.
00:56:34.000 It's a little based, just a little bit.
00:56:36.000 At least they can finally give some honest reporting of, I'm hungry!
00:56:39.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:56:40.000 I'm scared.
00:56:42.000 Good thing it's not just Stelter there.
00:56:45.000 He's like, I'm fine.
00:56:46.000 I'm okay.
00:56:48.000 Might help the host of Reliable Sources shed a few libbies.
00:56:51.000 Yeah.
00:56:51.000 Why did you send me to China?
00:56:53.000 Seal him into his apartment.
00:56:54.000 I'm so hungry!
00:56:55.000 Great.
00:56:56.000 It's like that robot.
00:56:56.000 I'm just surrounded by camera boys.
00:56:59.000 So hungry.
00:57:00.000 The robot that holds its S's.
00:57:03.000 I'm not a robot.
00:57:04.000 More of a kiosk.
00:57:04.000 Can I get some dumplings in here, please?
00:57:07.000 What do you mean there's no DoorDash?
00:57:09.000 I guess my body will just eat itself for six months.
00:57:12.000 I'll be fine.
00:57:13.000 Oh, he's got a good 12 on there.
00:57:14.000 That's what it do.
00:57:15.000 Oh yeah.
00:57:15.000 He's got a good 12.
00:57:16.000 Brian's deltas are like the before and afters, don't look any different.
00:57:18.000 It's like, hi, you haven't had food in six months and you, wow, you look the same.
00:57:22.000 The end of seven.
00:57:22.000 Got a lot of stored food.
00:57:24.000 It's like the guy in seven who just like eats the bottomless food.
00:57:29.000 An emaciated Brian Stelter is a scary thought though.
00:57:31.000 He's 36.
00:57:32.000 He looks better now.
00:57:33.000 Jackson look hot look John. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh He's 36. Yeah, he would look he looks better now
00:57:40.000 Yeah, when you get all that loose skin, it's like just just be you. Yeah
00:57:45.000 Do we go are we gonna go right to the we have something we got a couple of them
00:57:51.000 Oh, good.
00:57:51.000 Do you want to go to the guest or do you want to keep going?
00:57:53.000 I don't know.
00:57:53.000 What do you guys think?
00:57:54.000 Because it's, you know, the signals were confusing.
00:57:57.000 They were.
00:57:58.000 It's a real problem with communication.
00:58:00.000 Do we go to the guest now?
00:58:01.000 And signals.
00:58:02.000 Are we good now or do we have a minute?
00:58:04.000 We probably have a couple of minutes.
00:58:05.000 Oh, good.
00:58:06.000 Okay.
00:58:06.000 So let's talk about this.
00:58:07.000 Because it only gets better from here.
00:58:10.000 Yeah, it only gets better.
00:58:11.000 So in Guangzhou, all 18 million citizens were mandatorily tested.
00:58:16.000 Oh my gosh.
00:58:18.000 Yeah, because that's working out really well.
00:58:20.000 Is it the back-end test?
00:58:24.000 No, that was the Pete Buttigieg test, as they like to call it.
00:58:27.000 The Charles Schwab and his brother Aidan Schwab?
00:58:30.000 Yeah.
00:58:32.000 I hear that's the most accurate one.
00:58:34.000 Yeah, that's the best way to get it.
00:58:35.000 That's what China told me.
00:58:37.000 That's the way we like to test.
00:58:38.000 That's what Garrett has as a request.
00:58:40.000 Put it in my mouth.
00:58:43.000 Can we do this the other way?
00:58:44.000 Are you a scientist?
00:58:45.000 It's an ass to mouth test?
00:58:47.000 Yeah.
00:58:49.000 Alright, now just open up. Can we do this the other way?
00:58:54.000 No.
00:58:55.000 You've already done it that way too many times.
00:58:57.000 There's a limit to being accurate.
00:58:58.000 Are you a scientist?
00:58:59.000 Don't argue with the science.
00:59:00.000 Do you want nine guys wearing paint suits to beat you up in the park?
00:59:04.000 We'll get it.
00:59:05.000 They're scientists.
00:59:06.000 You're on the other side of the wall right now.
00:59:07.000 Take your ATM swab and shut it.
00:59:09.000 Well, you know, you remember when we had issues in Texas when Texas kind of froze over pretty much the entire state and everybody was panic buying?
00:59:16.000 No, I don't remember that.
00:59:17.000 Yeah, you definitely remember that.
00:59:19.000 When Alex Jones came to visit us in a helicopter.
00:59:21.000 That was great.
00:59:22.000 Still thinking about it.
00:59:23.000 He's still there.
00:59:26.000 No, but you saw all the panic buying, so that's what's happening in the rest of the Chinese cities right now, especially those who are starting to get a few cases, because I think what triggered this was something like under a thousand cases that they saw, and they automatically started closing stuff down, while other cities are actually going through panic buying, where stores are starting to be looted, stores are running out of stuff, because they're like, oh, our city could be next.
00:59:46.000 Right.
00:59:46.000 So obviously if you're in a major Chinese city that thinks it could be next, what would
00:59:51.000 you do?
00:59:52.000 You would of course go and buy everything that you could get your hands on so that you
00:59:55.000 don't die and so that your family—I mean imagine having a baby right now.
00:59:59.000 I'd be terrified, especially there.
01:00:00.000 The one that you kept now that their one-child policy is a little bit different, a little
01:00:05.000 bit more— It's been lifted.
01:00:07.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:00:08.000 What if it's a female?
01:00:09.000 Imagine not having enough baby food.
01:00:11.000 And mom doesn't have enough food to be able to produce the kind of milk that she needs to to be able to nourish the baby, so breastfeeding is probably out.
01:00:18.000 Imagine being in that case.
01:00:19.000 What would you do?
01:00:21.000 It's hate.
01:00:21.000 In a government that has disarmed you and told every one of its citizens that conformity is the goal, what would you do?
01:00:28.000 They have to revolt.
01:00:29.000 I mean, you're starving people out.
01:00:32.000 Because of Omicron.
01:00:34.000 We don't want you to get sick, so we're going to starve you and kill you.
01:00:39.000 Right.
01:00:39.000 And we're going to make you so depressed that you're going to be more willing to jump out of a window than try to make it another day.
01:00:45.000 That's the best example of the government just using this situation to go, well, we're going to turn up our power meter.
01:00:53.000 You can't say anything because we're going to lock you in your house and we're not going to feed you.
01:00:59.000 You're literally going to the point where you're jumping out of your balcony because you have no other option.
01:01:05.000 Yeah, it's either a slow, painful death or a quick, sudden one.
01:01:10.000 And the government just goes, well, we're the government.
01:01:13.000 You gave us all the power.
01:01:14.000 We're just going to keep gaining more and more.
01:01:15.000 And that control is always easier when you herd people into cities.
01:01:19.000 And all cities are run by one party.
01:01:20.000 All major cities are run by one party in this country.
01:01:23.000 So that's the kind of thing that you have to really be aware of.
01:01:26.000 You know, look what happened in the subway.
01:01:28.000 You put people on mass transit.
01:01:29.000 You put people on a dependency of being in a condensate.
01:01:32.000 New York City's a great example.
01:01:34.000 There's no getting out if they were to dial up the power.
01:01:38.000 Well, it was, I mean, New York in a lot of ways was, you know, it's sort of the opposite here in the sense of they removed all the authority from the people that needed the authority over them.
01:01:47.000 You know, it's like we gotta let criminals go and do an open door policy, and then we need to attack people that have masks on, that don't have masks on.
01:01:55.000 Same.
01:01:57.000 Coming to a theater near you.
01:01:58.000 This is stuff we talk about all the time.
01:02:01.000 No, it's 21 days later, except it's been two and a half years.
01:02:05.000 And zombies would be way easier to figure out.
01:02:08.000 It would be!
01:02:09.000 We could figure that out.
01:02:10.000 You shoot them in the head, take care of them, get them out.
01:02:13.000 She'll take care of it all.
01:02:15.000 Just sucks.
01:02:17.000 And as much as news reports or social media can help, first-hand story accounts really matter.
01:02:22.000 They do.
01:02:23.000 That's right.
01:02:24.000 Absolutely.
01:02:24.000 Story lives matter.
01:02:25.000 The problem is the CCP does everything it can to limit the dissemination of information, including creepy-ass warning signs.
01:02:35.000 Do not post pandemic related messages online.
01:02:39.000 Do not enter or leave Beijing without permission.
01:02:42.000 Spies are among us.
01:02:43.000 Leaks may happen in an instant.
01:02:45.000 Watch your own mouth or face punishment.
01:02:48.000 Wow.
01:02:49.000 That's very nice, right?
01:02:50.000 Watch your mouth.
01:02:52.000 Dude, it's disgusting.
01:02:53.000 And so we are extremely lucky to have on our guest, calling in from Shanghai, who for obvious reasons can't be named.
01:03:00.000 Do we have the Mug Club member from Shanghai joining us now?
01:03:10.000 I Hello?
01:03:14.000 Hello!
01:03:15.000 How are you doing?
01:03:16.000 I'm good, how about you?
01:03:19.000 I'm doing fantastic.
01:03:21.000 I would imagine.
01:03:22.000 Yeah, I figured you didn't have anywhere to be.
01:03:24.000 A little bit.
01:03:27.000 So, can you give us a picture of what it's like in Shanghai right now?
01:03:32.000 Like, is it better or worse than the media is showing?
01:03:36.000 Well, okay, so I'm fairly privileged, you know, and I'm in a neighborhood with a lot of expats, so we're kind of doing a lot better than a lot of the lower socioeconomic Chinese at the moment.
01:03:57.000 So we're able to get a little bit of food delivered every few days.
01:04:02.000 A little bit of fruit, a little bit of vegetables.
01:04:07.000 We can hunt online to find out who has some food and find someone who's able to deliver,
01:04:17.000 who has the very special pass, who's allowed to be on the road
01:04:22.000 and pay them an exorbitant amount of money to actually get the food delivered.
01:04:27.000 But it's just what is actually available is very, very sporadic, yeah.
01:04:34.000 I mean, were you, I guess if you're getting little bit of food you probably weren't that prepared.
01:04:38.000 Like, was there any notice given to even want to prepare for anything?
01:04:43.000 It was really, really quick.
01:04:46.000 The total lockdown was really quick.
01:04:48.000 It was kind of announced that it was going to be happening in like a day and it was supposed to be for four days.
01:04:57.000 So we got together enough for about six days and now we're, I think, we're two and a half weeks in.
01:05:06.000 Well, the good news is 14 days only turned into two and a half years, so we have that going for us.
01:05:14.000 Absolutely.
01:05:16.000 When they announced that, did you see everybody running out to panic buy, or were people by and large believing that the government was going to take care of them through whatever period of time that this was going to be?
01:05:27.000 So everyone started buying as much as they could but most of the the shops had already kind of closed down because in our neighborhood we'd already been told, we'd already before the lockdown, we had already kind of been in a stay at home, don't go to work phase.
01:05:49.000 So we'd already been, work had been shut down but we hadn't been locked in our apartment.
01:05:55.000 So the local neighborhood shops were already and restaurants were already closed so we couldn't get deliveries.
01:06:02.000 Most of us here don't have cars and so we rely on deliveries.
01:06:08.000 I mean I've got an electric scooter and we go to the shop and we shop for you know a couple of bags of groceries at a time and so that's it.
01:06:18.000 So you get delivery but now you know it's Yeah, it's whatever you can scrounge around.
01:06:25.000 Gosh.
01:06:26.000 It's what you eat, really.
01:06:28.000 Yeah, I didn't know that the stores had been closed down prior to that, so that makes it even worse.
01:06:32.000 I mean, it sounds, like, you know, horrifically bad.
01:06:35.000 I know you're in a little bit better part of town.
01:06:36.000 How do you think people, or do you have any information on how people are faring in maybe areas that are a little bit tougher, maybe a little less... Yeah, are the videos we've seen kind of accurate, that you know of with the suicides and that sort of thing, to be blunt?
01:06:51.000 Yeah, it's tough.
01:06:54.000 It's really bad.
01:06:58.000 I can just pray for them and pray that the lockdowns are lifted soon.
01:07:05.000 We're hearing that some neighbourhoods that have got no cases in the last five days are starting to be lifted, that they can actually go out for essentials from their neighbourhoods.
01:07:17.000 And the neighbourhoods are very small, by the way.
01:07:20.000 To the closed stores?
01:07:23.000 Exactly, that's the problem.
01:07:24.000 The stores are all closed and the ones that even are allowed to be open have no stock because there haven't been any deliveries from trucks and things like that.
01:07:32.000 We were able to, just before the big lockdown happened, we were, a group of friends of mine, able to order a delivery from Costco.
01:07:41.000 There is a Costco here now and there was very limited deliveries available Yeah, well, if you guys had bought something other than ketchup and mustard, that would have been a great idea.
01:07:55.000 But you have a lot of that.
01:07:57.000 Well, that's all that matters.
01:07:59.000 They have toilet paper.
01:08:00.000 Works with everything.
01:08:00.000 Condiments.
01:08:01.000 Do you have, uh, do you think there's, like, an end in sight?
01:08:03.000 Do you actually see this as coming to an end?
01:08:06.000 Do you have a little bit of hope?
01:08:08.000 Maybe that's an odd question.
01:08:10.000 It has to, right?
01:08:12.000 Because, I mean, they've closed the Shanghai port.
01:08:12.000 It has to.
01:08:15.000 They've closed the Shanghai Stock Exchange.
01:08:18.000 I mean, everything's closed.
01:08:19.000 They are losing billions of dollars a day.
01:08:22.000 And at this stage, it's just saving face, which is a very Chinese thing to do.
01:08:28.000 They have to save face.
01:08:30.000 And it's they put there this is their policy zero covered So and they can't be seen to back down from that because
01:08:38.000 that would be losing face, but they are losing so much Money and also saving a losing face in the world that they
01:08:47.000 can't deliver on on all the products that everyone needing the world
01:08:53.000 But it's just I mean, they've done everything that we've been doing to cover tests a day
01:08:59.000 for most of this week you know
01:09:02.000 having to And it's just you know, people are literally starving. I
01:09:08.000 mean we got a we got a delivery of Bacon and and sausages the other day and eggs and so we've
01:09:15.000 pretty much been eating eggs and bacon and sausages for most meals
01:09:20.000 And then I've got a half a jar of peanut butter and some old
01:09:23.000 Soggy graham crackers that were found at the back of the pantry and so we've been eating that for a while
01:09:29.000 but I've got to I've got two kids as well and Oh man, man.
01:09:35.000 We have to do online school as well, you know, doing that at the same time.
01:09:40.000 And it's fun and games.
01:09:42.000 Are you worried about your kids with the policies?
01:09:44.000 I mean, obviously you are, but I mean, what is the scariest aspect of that?
01:09:48.000 I mean, and I don't mean to ask that personally, but you mentioned having them.
01:09:52.000 Yes, so the biggest worry, especially in the early days, were if a kid turned up positive and the parents weren't, the child was taken from the parents and put into these quarantine camps and without the parents and without an advocate and no one in these camps, these quarantine facilities, whatever you night-black want to call them, it
01:10:20.000 speaks English.
01:10:22.000 And I mean, to be perfectly honest, my kids speak Chinese better than I do, but still
01:10:28.000 nowhere near fluently.
01:10:31.000 And that's just not going to happen.
01:10:35.000 That's the time when we get the guys to go down to the square and get tamed.
01:10:39.000 Yeah.
01:10:42.000 So you don't you don't take my kids from me.
01:10:46.000 And that's that's when things are going to get, you know, that's the line.
01:10:50.000 It's just it's so brutally just dehumanizing to do that to people.
01:10:54.000 Like I a lot of what I'm seeing, I just can't even believe like it's disgusting what they're doing to cats, let alone human beings.
01:11:00.000 Yeah.
01:11:00.000 Yeah.
01:11:01.000 And I guess being being from Australia, like how would you compare your situation now to what was going on earlier in the pandemic?
01:11:09.000 Well, that's just disgusting as well, what was happening in Australia, especially the state of Victoria.
01:11:16.000 But even at the height of the pandemic in Australia, in Victoria, you were allowed within five kilometres of your home, and you were allowed to go to the shopping centres and get groceries, and there were groceries at the shopping centres.
01:11:31.000 You were just, you know, shot with rubber bullets if you tried to peacefully, you know, march and protest against the lockdowns.
01:11:37.000 Those were the days.
01:11:39.000 Yeah, here it's you can't leave your apartment. Shanghai is a city of 26 million people. So,
01:11:58.000 unless you are a multi-millionaire, you've got a small apartment. And so, we've got four of us
01:12:05.000 living in this small apartment. And my son's 11 and he loves to play soccer and basketball and
01:12:12.000 run around and he's jumping out of his skin. Yeah, I can imagine. So, we're
01:12:18.000 The reports that we get talk about the cases that are happening right now, but they don't necessarily give us, like, death totals, because we know that with Omicron, thankfully, it was much, much, much less deadly, and the symptoms, I was reading that most people won't even know that they're sick, and this was from an article, I think, on CNN, so lest we get in trouble from this.
01:12:37.000 They were saying that most people are asymptomatic, and that they wouldn't even know that they were sick, in China specifically talking about this.
01:12:42.000 This is the Omicron variant going around right now, and a lot of people may be getting sick, but do you see any numbers on people dying?
01:12:50.000 Like, was there this mad run-up to, like, people are dying everywhere, we have to lock this thing down?
01:12:54.000 No!
01:12:55.000 Not at all.
01:12:56.000 When the school got shut down with my kids, I think there was 96 cases in Shanghai at that time.
01:13:04.000 And it's just, it's really confusing because they want to scare the absolute crap out of the population about the virus.
01:13:15.000 By you know to keep them everyone in there in their apartments.
01:13:20.000 They've got megaphones on drones They've got megaphones on robotic dogs Very creepy and You couldn't have partnered with Bose to build a speaker in like I had to tape a megaphone onto it geez Yeah, well doesn't look dystopian that way gonna make it look terrifying Oh Yeah, they don't shoot them when you get tested positive for Omicron.
01:13:55.000 But, you know, it's, it's, where were we?
01:13:59.000 Oh, yeah.
01:14:00.000 Well, the death rates or anything like that.
01:14:02.000 It's so they're trying to get they're trying to scare the crap out of everyone.
01:14:06.000 But at the same time, they're saying that no one has died from it.
01:14:09.000 So I don't know.
01:14:10.000 I don't don't understand the mixed messages officially that there is no one died in Shanghai from this wave.
01:14:18.000 Right.
01:14:19.000 Zero.
01:14:19.000 None.
01:14:20.000 Do you believe that?
01:14:21.000 None.
01:14:24.000 You know.
01:14:25.000 I don't know.
01:14:26.000 I will not have the Pfizer mRNA vaccine because of what I've heard with the mRNA technology, but I have, and I've kind of had to, but I've had the Chinese vaccine because it's pretty much like just saline solution anyway.
01:14:46.000 They took the placebo?
01:14:47.000 The placebo, yeah.
01:14:50.000 It's basically, it's based on the dead virus vaccine, just like chickenpox vaccine, like all the other vaccines we've had.
01:14:58.000 And so I didn't feel bad about that, because it's not new technology, it's old technology.
01:15:04.000 And so it's not as effective, but it seems to have been, you know, not working, as in not killing people from the virus.
01:15:15.000 It's just strange to me that they're saying nobody has died from this.
01:15:18.000 I mean, it's hard for us to believe.
01:15:20.000 Yeah, because jumping at a high rise is like 100%.
01:15:23.000 Yeah, that doesn't count.
01:15:24.000 That's dying with COVID, not because of COVID.
01:15:27.000 Right, that's right.
01:15:27.000 So there's a different way to count that.
01:15:28.000 A lot of people have died with COVID, sure.
01:15:30.000 In the first wave, people absolutely died.
01:15:32.000 I mean, you know, there were pictures of the morgues being overrun and all of that.
01:15:37.000 I mean, allegedly, of course, apparently.
01:15:41.000 Some might have said, maybe.
01:15:45.000 Those were shots, actually.
01:15:46.000 You don't die from COVID if you're shot, so... Of course, yes.
01:15:51.000 One might say.
01:15:51.000 Different.
01:15:53.000 But apparently, I mean, I haven't heard of anyone dying from this wave, but I mean, as you know, the information here is so filtered.
01:16:04.000 Our main method of communication over here is an app called WeChat, and that is 100% monitored and edited and scrutinized by the CCP at all times.
01:16:20.000 Yeah, we used to chat.
01:16:23.000 Yeah.
01:16:23.000 Not so much anymore.
01:16:27.000 Well, I wish you a lot of luck.
01:16:28.000 We really appreciate you calling in.
01:16:30.000 I hope it lives for you very soon.
01:16:32.000 I can't thank you enough for taking the time to share your story with us and thoughts and prayers.
01:16:38.000 It sounds just pathetic.
01:16:39.000 That's all we can offer.
01:16:40.000 But yeah, prayers to you and your family.
01:16:43.000 Not a problem at all.
01:16:44.000 I'm happy to chat to the team.
01:16:48.000 Yeah, well, and once you get out of there, give us a shout and maybe we can actually have you on if you're... We'll get a follow-up.
01:16:56.000 Yes.
01:16:57.000 We can get a little bit more information.
01:16:59.000 I'll be back in Australia, I think, and for good, I'm getting out of this place early June.
01:17:05.000 There you go.
01:17:06.000 All right, man.
01:17:08.000 All right, have a good one.
01:17:09.000 Take it easy.
01:17:10.000 Thank you so much.
01:17:11.000 All right.
01:17:12.000 Yeah.
01:17:13.000 Not a bit.
01:17:17.000 No, that was not a bit.
01:17:18.000 That was scary as hell.
01:17:19.000 100% real.
01:17:20.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:17:21.000 Scary as hell.
01:17:21.000 It's a real guy in Shanghai.
01:17:23.000 I think it's important to mention, this is what happens when you hear people say, well, I'm a communist.
01:17:28.000 This is what you give up when you give up your rights.
01:17:30.000 This is what happens.
01:17:31.000 This is what the government does when they cause this sort of mass confusion.
01:17:35.000 Any government does.
01:17:36.000 You have nobody dying from this disease.
01:17:37.000 They're starving their people.
01:17:39.000 They're killing their people.
01:17:41.000 To save face.
01:17:43.000 Yeah.
01:17:43.000 Like you said, to save face is part of that culture.
01:17:47.000 Even if you're in the wrong, you save the face.
01:17:51.000 Pull up CNN real quick.
01:17:52.000 Apparently, we're going back to covering.
01:17:55.000 Oh.
01:17:56.000 Get him off of there.
01:17:57.000 Get that guy out of here.
01:17:59.000 New data, guys.
01:18:00.000 Ooh, new data.
01:18:02.000 I was having such a nice day, and then you brought Fauci up.
01:18:05.000 He's back.
01:18:06.000 I think I should feed a beagle's face to flies.
01:18:11.000 What's he saying there?
01:18:12.000 We put all the cats in the bags.
01:18:14.000 We're following the science.
01:18:15.000 The CDC is issuing new guidance for masks on public trains and planes for the next two weeks.
01:18:21.000 They're going to keep the mask mandate for that.
01:18:23.000 That's fine.
01:18:24.000 That's it.
01:18:25.000 So apparently getting to almost 70% fully vaccinated and having Omicron come through and basically After people getting that, you know, getting some kind of ability to fight this thing off a little bit, that's not enough.
01:18:38.000 We gotta do more.
01:18:39.000 I don't know where it came from.
01:18:41.000 Was it the lab in Wuhan?
01:18:43.000 No!
01:18:43.000 Ah, no!
01:18:44.000 Don't discover that for two years even though you said it before it hit.
01:18:50.000 I'm a scientist, not a doctor!
01:18:52.000 You're a pretty blonde thing.
01:18:53.000 Have you ever seen a soft man with a one inch?
01:18:58.000 How about a sand fly?
01:19:01.000 Oh, you ever seen Snoopy lose his head?
01:19:03.000 I got a whole lab.
01:19:05.000 It's for science.
01:19:06.000 I'm a monster.
01:19:08.000 I made AIDS worse.
01:19:09.000 Alright, well anyway, thank you all for tuning in today.
01:19:12.000 We're gonna get off this platform because obviously we're talking about real issues and that's no good here.
01:19:17.000 Not allowed You can see me in Virginia Beach at the funny
01:19:21.000 But anyway, please comment comment comment. We love to hear your thoughts and we're gonna head off to Detroit
01:19:27.000 We're gonna be back. We have Monday. Yeah. Yeah, is that right? Or is there something tomorrow? No, no show tomorrow
01:19:32.000 Yeah, we're heading off to Mon off. Yeah. Yeah, but don't worry. We're gonna be back. Don't get all
01:19:38.000 You don't go to Detroit you're sent there. Well, yeah, that's true. There's that they'll be taking a train anywhere
01:19:45.000 We're from we love our Detroit fans. I do they need a hearty spoke
01:19:49.000 They are a hardy folk.
01:19:51.000 They have overcome.
01:19:52.000 A lot of them are thick.
01:19:53.000 A lot of them are thinking of moving to Shanghai for better conditions.
01:19:58.000 That's true.
01:19:59.000 Less fear.
01:20:01.000 Anyway, piss off YouTube.