Louder with Crowder - June 26, 2020


LIVE FROM CHAZ! FOR REAL!! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 53 minutes

Words per Minute

180.14136

Word Count

20,389

Sentence Count

2,072

Misogynist Sentences

69

Hate Speech Sentences

94


Summary

On this week's episode of Crowder Live from Chaz, we have a special guest on the show, Chaz Chop! He's a half-Asian, half-Native American, and he's not only a good friend of the crew, but he also happens to be one of our good friends as well.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 This is the end of the video, thank you for watching!
00:01:02.000 I want everyone out there to use the hashtag CrowderLiveFromChazz.
00:01:05.000 That's a pound symbol, if you prefer, for boomers out there.
00:01:08.000 I'm not a boomer.
00:01:09.000 CrowderLiveFromChazz, and what you're about to see, we are going to actually have half of our crew live down in Chazz Chop, whatever it is now, as well as establish our own new Chazz.
00:01:18.000 So use the promo code CHAZCHAZ if you want to join up at Mug Club.
00:01:25.000 The $20 discount will actually be donated this time with this promo code to charities supporting police officers and their families.
00:01:32.000 That's promo code CHAZCHAZ to give $20 to local law enforcement and charities.
00:01:39.000 And the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
00:01:40.000 We don't know what's going to happen.
00:01:42.000 Could be the biggest bust in Loudmouth Crowder history.
00:01:44.000 Enjoy the show.
00:01:46.000 Music playing.
00:01:48.000 If you hear a sound in your neighborhood Who you gonna call?
00:02:17.000 Oh, you got a call.
00:02:19.000 Nobody!
00:02:21.000 If your Chevrolet ain't been gone for good, who you gonna call?
00:02:26.000 Who you gonna call?
00:02:26.000 Nobody!
00:02:27.000 Nobody!
00:02:28.000 I ain't calling nobody I ain't calling nobody
00:02:55.000 And you'll get a bang, right in your head We're gonna kill that dude.
00:03:05.000 Who the f*** is the cop then?
00:03:15.000 I ain't calling the police.
00:03:17.000 It ain't gonna stop.
00:03:21.000 Give it to us, Doc.
00:03:23.000 I love the blues.
00:03:36.000 ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
00:03:56.000 ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
00:04:16.000 ♪♪♪ It's June, which marks Lauda and Prouda's 5th annual
00:04:31.000 Cultural Appropriation Month, where we take you across the globe to learn about and
00:04:37.000 appreciate all the cultures this world has to offer.
00:04:41.000 This week, don't call it a secession, ladies and gentlemen, it's Chad!
00:04:48.000 Don't forget, to appropriate is to appreciate.
00:04:56.000 The last week of... By the way, Gerald A. is here.
00:04:59.000 He doesn't know how to socially distance properly.
00:05:02.000 There we go.
00:05:03.000 It's supposed to be up, right?
00:05:04.000 Yeah, you should pull it down.
00:05:05.000 It protects us all.
00:05:06.000 Everyone, look at his glasses.
00:05:07.000 This is absolutely a shame.
00:05:09.000 We don't have three fast facts about Chaz because there's not much to know.
00:05:13.000 That's true.
00:05:13.000 No, it's pretty simple.
00:05:14.000 We're going to show you tonight.
00:05:15.000 It's a young country.
00:05:16.000 Yes.
00:05:18.000 Audio Wade, my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richman, who apparently is the attorney of Chaz.
00:05:23.000 I'll be explaining all the legal liabilities of the city of Seattle for this monstrosity.
00:05:27.000 And by cities of Seattle, he means this program.
00:05:29.000 Considering what we're about to get to, you may be noticing that Tim from HR is doing the switching today because Court of Black Garrett is actually down live in Chaz.
00:05:38.000 And before we get to all the information, again, the promo code is CHAZ.
00:05:43.000 $20 of every single subscription this year will go to a police law enforcement charity and to support their families.
00:05:49.000 We also have some specific merch coming out for specific officers who fall in the line of duty, so stay tuned for that.
00:05:55.000 And of course, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromCHAZ.
00:05:57.000 I know you might be saying, I'm not in CHAZ.
00:05:59.000 I had a ticket And then we cancelled.
00:06:02.000 Because Chaz was cancelled, and then Chaz was uncancelled.
00:06:06.000 Thank God we had three of our crew members, the youngest, lowest level of our crew members, who had already driven 1,800 miles across the country.
00:06:15.000 And we said, well, let's just have you guys go down and see what happens.
00:06:19.000 One of them won't be coming back.
00:06:21.000 We haven't figured out what's going on.
00:06:22.000 So that's a development that we'll get to.
00:06:23.000 But first, apparently those in the LGBT, apparently those in the T community, really hate Andrea Mitchell.
00:06:33.000 Oh, yikes.
00:06:34.000 What the f*** are you doing?
00:06:41.000 I love how he's so surprised.
00:06:44.000 What the f*** are you doing?
00:06:45.000 It's pretty clear to me.
00:06:45.000 I mean, you're being held back.
00:06:47.000 It's pretty clear to me what he's doing.
00:06:48.000 It was obvious.
00:06:49.000 He's tackling, he's sacking you.
00:06:51.000 Yes.
00:06:51.000 But I do appreciate how quickly a white man in a bikini managed to rise to the top of the oppression totem pole.
00:06:58.000 That's all it takes is dressing up like Cher at the Grammys circa 2003, whatever the You Believe in Love thing, whatever that was.
00:07:06.000 We needed representation.
00:07:07.000 Was it the Off-Brand Segway he was standing on, which is why he's so tall?
00:07:13.000 That's how sure you guys know about the Off-Brand.
00:07:15.000 Yeah, we love the counterfeit.
00:07:16.000 We steal all of our IP.
00:07:17.000 Whenever we go to TechCon, we just have to keep the Chinese from taking pictures underneath the hood.
00:07:22.000 It's absolutely true.
00:07:25.000 Intellectual property?
00:07:27.000 I don't know.
00:07:28.000 By the way, I just ordered a cigar cutter this week for the office for Ash Wednesdays.
00:07:34.000 I found the exact same cigar cutter that I ordered that was $30 cheaper.
00:07:37.000 It just has a different name.
00:07:38.000 They're all from the same place in China.
00:07:40.000 What the hell kind of cigar cutters do you use?
00:07:41.000 They just sell like 50 different versions and they list these fake reviews with grammatical errors.
00:07:45.000 Is this like one of the big ones?
00:07:46.000 It's a real pandemic.
00:07:47.000 We've thrown around a pandemic so much it's lost all meaning.
00:07:50.000 But going back to Andrew Mitchell and the T, I think a lot of people don't appreciate what that security actually did there.
00:07:55.000 So let's walk through this so you can see.
00:07:56.000 So first off, we have the T right here.
00:08:00.000 There you go.
00:08:00.000 We have the T. Look, I believe the T probably stiff-armed before the shot began, but certainly did a pivot, peeked out.
00:08:07.000 Yeah.
00:08:08.000 The armed security or plainclothes officer.
00:08:09.000 We don't know, but thank you for your service, sir.
00:08:11.000 And then let's move to the moment of when the T actually approaches Andrea Mitchell.
00:08:15.000 Here we go.
00:08:15.000 Okay.
00:08:16.000 And then we can stop.
00:08:16.000 Yep.
00:08:17.000 Now you can see the T is trying to make contact with the person next to Andrea Mitchell.
00:08:20.000 Sure.
00:08:21.000 But unsurprisingly to the T, the contact is made with him, her, Z from the security detail right across the decorative veil.
00:08:31.000 From behind.
00:08:32.000 Hadn't even noticed.
00:08:33.000 Yes, but what's really impressive is what happens next, because you think, well he's sacking the T. Is he gonna do a 180, 360?
00:08:38.000 No, no.
00:08:39.000 He actually pulls a full 720 rotational sack on the T, causing the purse to go flying and the veil to be displaced.
00:08:48.000 Wow.
00:08:49.000 And you know, it really is because momentum is, you know, the centrifugal force.
00:08:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:54.000 Right.
00:08:54.000 Centrifugal?
00:08:55.000 And because, yeah.
00:08:57.000 I immediately, I mean it's Canadian, it's whatever.
00:09:00.000 Centrifugal!
00:09:01.000 He's very, very tight.
00:09:02.000 Faut chier, Gerald!
00:09:03.000 Oh, thank you.
00:09:04.000 Votre fard foudre!
00:09:05.000 I'm pretty sure you just insulted me.
00:09:06.000 Pis votre mère est une pute!
00:09:07.000 My wife is right there, be nice.
00:09:08.000 Thank you to my French Canadians.
00:09:09.000 I didn't say anything about your wife, it was your mother.
00:09:12.000 Thanks.
00:09:13.000 Um, but really that's amazing, because he could, if he went for the full 1080, 1080
00:09:18.000 all my N64 friends, you remember what I'm talking about?
00:09:20.000 Tony Hawk.
00:09:21.000 That would have been too much.
00:09:23.000 But you can do the 720 and avoid the, you know, especially if you're looking for a perfect concrete spike, 720 is the right way to go.
00:09:29.000 Yeah, and because the T was going clockwise, any pieces that break off will also be spinning clockwise.
00:09:34.000 Like the planets.
00:09:35.000 Except not all of them.
00:09:37.000 Yeah, that's true, some will go backwards.
00:09:40.000 They always steal the shows, the tees.
00:09:41.000 This is about Black Lives Matter!
00:09:44.000 And we are, by the way, hashtag is Crowder Live from Chaz.
00:09:47.000 We are going to check in really quickly, soon.
00:09:49.000 But first, Mel Gibson, we've been talking about this week.
00:09:52.000 Mel Gibson denied the claims from Winona Ryder.
00:09:54.000 She claimed that he called her an oven dodger, which is the worst thing that's ever occurred in my life.
00:09:59.000 Horrendous.
00:09:59.000 Yeah.
00:09:59.000 Absolutely horrendous.
00:10:00.000 Just like a horrible thing to say from a horrible person.
00:10:03.000 Are you laughing, Wade?
00:10:04.000 Are you laughing because he said it at a party?
00:10:06.000 It's so bad!
00:10:06.000 Don't defend him!
00:10:07.000 Dang it!
00:10:07.000 He said it at a party.
00:10:09.000 You're not one of those oven dodgers, are you?
00:10:11.000 That's how you introduce yourself?
00:10:11.000 Put her there.
00:10:14.000 Mel Gibson.
00:10:14.000 To someone you know is a Jew?
00:10:16.000 Yeah.
00:10:17.000 Promo code is crowdourlife from Chaz and we have a quarter black Garrett and Brendan down there but so here's the thing with Mel Gibson is you need to see both sides of the story and there have been more and more voicemails coming out Thank you for calling T-Mobile.
00:10:28.000 This is Brian.
00:10:29.000 that you need to see a more balanced approach.
00:10:29.000 How can I help you?
00:10:32.000 And we have it here first.
00:10:34.000 Here's the latest, and it might be disturbing, in Mel Gibson recorded.
00:10:38.000 And sometimes I should note, sometimes it's not Mel Gibson doing the recording
00:10:41.000 because all calls, you should know this, all calls are recorded for quality assurance purposes.
00:10:45.000 Wish Mel Gibson would have known that.
00:10:46.000 You do have to know.
00:10:47.000 Thank you for calling T-Mobile.
00:10:49.000 This is Brian, how can I help you?
00:10:51.000 Okay, now listen up.
00:10:54.000 This is the last time you telecom commie fucking screw me like this, you understand?
00:10:58.000 Bye.
00:10:59.000 No!
00:11:00.000 Listen to me!
00:11:03.000 I don't get any bars of 5G at any point despite the fact that I'm paying for a premium plan and hotspot that includes 5G!
00:11:10.000 I never get it!
00:11:12.000 Well, sir, I'm looking at your account now.
00:11:14.000 It doesn't look like you actually have the 5G.
00:11:17.000 It looks like you only have 4G LTE in your plan.
00:11:19.000 Would you like to upgrade that maybe?
00:11:21.000 That's bullshit and you know it!
00:11:21.000 That's bullshit!
00:11:23.000 I wouldn't have bought this phone if not for the commercial that says 5G!
00:11:28.000 That that is what I would have!
00:11:29.000 Faster, more reliable service!
00:11:31.000 And I don't have any bars!
00:11:32.000 I just have LTE, like, I don't know what the f*** that means!
00:11:35.000 Well, sir, I'm sorry that you feel that way, but, uh, otherwise, are you satisfied with your T-Mobile service?
00:11:41.000 Very much so.
00:11:43.000 I switched from Verizon, and their customer service was non-existent!
00:11:46.000 I had a Samsung with them, and I hated it!
00:11:48.000 I didn't want it!
00:11:49.000 I didn't love it!
00:11:50.000 I love it!
00:11:51.000 And this program at T-Mobile you have for people over 50 is a discount.
00:11:55.000 Our community is far overlooked, and I truly do recognize your appreciation.
00:11:59.000 And you'll have my business for years to come.
00:12:02.000 Thank you.
00:12:03.000 Well, thank you so much for calling T-Mobile.
00:12:05.000 What?!
00:12:06.000 So, he was looking for a fight.
00:12:10.000 Just looking for a bar fight.
00:12:12.000 And if there are more vowels in the name of his opponent, so much the better.
00:12:17.000 Uh, so, this is, of course, because it is live, hashtag CrowderLive from Chaz, and we are going to be taking your tweets later, requests that you have regarding what you would like to see from people on the ground in Chaz, because I want to check now, live, with Quarter Black Garrett.
00:12:30.000 Do we have him?
00:12:31.000 He is there, live, in Chaz.
00:12:32.000 Quarter Black, can you hear me, sir?
00:12:35.000 Hello, Steven and crew, back in your safe, safe studio.
00:12:38.000 We are here at CHOP.
00:12:40.000 No, it's Chaz.
00:12:41.000 We're here live.
00:12:42.000 I know they want you to call it Chop, but I want you, especially as you speak publicly, to still call it Chaz.
00:12:48.000 Well, I mean, I was saying Chaz when I first got here, but you know, I think a lot of the things, they're convincing me.
00:12:55.000 Really?
00:12:55.000 I feel pretty convinced.
00:12:56.000 I think it's Chop.
00:12:57.000 I think it's Chop.
00:12:57.000 Now, do you know if you're going to have anybody there who will be willing to provide an interview later?
00:13:01.000 Quarterback Gary?
00:13:02.000 We did have a guy, but he totally walked away.
00:13:04.000 Oh, really?
00:13:06.000 Yeah, we'll have to hunt them down, but that's okay.
00:13:07.000 But actually I got a couple things to look at.
00:13:09.000 We're in front of the Seattle Precinct here, the 12th Precinct we want to look at right there.
00:13:13.000 Yeah.
00:13:14.000 This space is now property of the Can't-See-The-Rest because it's covered in feces and taints.
00:13:19.000 Can we... and taints?
00:13:21.000 Did you say taints?
00:13:22.000 Well, I mean there's a good amount of those too.
00:13:24.000 Did people saw them off and leave them?
00:13:28.000 How are their taints?
00:13:28.000 It's lewd.
00:13:29.000 Yeah, we also have the BLMobile.
00:13:32.000 Now, do you think that's the BLM mobile?
00:13:35.000 Was that the BLM mobile, or was it a mobile that was simply vandalized by BLM?
00:13:40.000 The jury's out on that.
00:13:43.000 Now, you've been there all day.
00:13:45.000 You got in yesterday.
00:13:45.000 Continue, quarterback.
00:13:47.000 What are we seeing?
00:13:48.000 We've been here since last night.
00:13:50.000 We took part in a march through the streets.
00:13:54.000 We blocked off a highway.
00:13:57.000 I think it was pretty productive.
00:13:58.000 At first, you know, I was kind of questioning I don't know where these guys are coming from, but you know, the more I talk to more of these people, I'm really feeling a kindred spirit, you know?
00:14:08.000 What the hell do you mean, these people?
00:14:09.000 He's being converted!
00:14:12.000 I mean in general.
00:14:13.000 Grab that guy!
00:14:13.000 Grab that guy there!
00:14:14.000 See if he'll give you an interview.
00:14:15.000 Grab that guy, Corda Blackett.
00:14:16.000 Tell him you're doing a podcast for the Reminiscing on Chaz.
00:14:21.000 Sir?
00:14:23.000 Say, hey, that's what you do, walk away from a black man.
00:14:25.000 Alright, just walk away from a black man, that's fine.
00:14:27.000 You know, I thought there was like a brotherly love kind of thing.
00:14:33.000 No, he does not consider you amongst his... Yeah, the other guy said he could feel our energy, and like, we were like... You know, I'm feeling really good about it.
00:14:40.000 Like, I feel like, you know, it's like one love, summer of love, you know what I'm saying?
00:14:44.000 Right, yeah, I hate that I sent you out there.
00:14:47.000 You see all this?
00:14:48.000 I'm like really high, too.
00:14:49.000 I mean, it's kind of like a contact high.
00:14:51.000 People, they're everywhere.
00:14:53.000 Now, hold on.
00:14:54.000 We were told that it was closed down, right?
00:14:56.000 And this was a big deal.
00:14:57.000 So, I don't know.
00:14:58.000 Do we have the overlay of a plane ticket?
00:15:00.000 We had booked plane tickets.
00:15:01.000 Just so people out there know.
00:15:03.000 Hold on, Gary.
00:15:03.000 It was gonna be like...
00:15:04.000 like 15 at least thousand dollars just to get the whole team out there we're
00:15:07.000 gonna broadcast live from Chaz and then they said it was canceled so we canceled it but
00:15:12.000 you guys you guys how long of a drive was it for you for the black
00:15:15.000 it was like 20 2100 miles? yeah yeah 2100 miles
00:15:19.000 three days um long long nights 32 hours
00:15:24.000 32 hours.
00:15:25.000 Yeah.
00:15:26.000 They hear Bryce.
00:15:27.000 By the way, if anything goes down, don't be surprised if you just see Bryce's ass on the horizon.
00:15:35.000 He's not running away.
00:15:36.000 You just see me in the horizon!
00:15:40.000 Um, can you ask some of those people there, some white people, can you ask some of them for an interview?
00:15:44.000 I just saw a white lady.
00:15:45.000 Yeah, walk by.
00:15:47.000 Could I ask you, we're doing a live podcast on our Twitter, so would you guys be willing to take a couple questions about Chop?
00:15:56.000 Tell him, I guess your partner wears the pants there, huh?
00:15:58.000 My partner is over there in the white pants.
00:16:00.000 Tell him I guess your partner wears the pants there, huh?
00:16:03.000 I guess your partner wears the pants in the situation here?
00:16:07.000 Right now my partner is somebody who I feel more comfortable with.
00:16:11.000 Alright, that's right.
00:16:12.000 Give me some of that.
00:16:13.000 He didn't deny it, so you know, you don't want to be a bully.
00:16:15.000 Yeah, you know, I don't want to push it.
00:16:18.000 Again, the promo code is, uh, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
00:16:22.000 CrowderLiveFromChaz, uh, even though I'm, I'm more so the anchor here.
00:16:25.000 Is there, uh, is there passport control there?
00:16:28.000 Yeah, what is that, Corda Blackheart?
00:16:29.000 Uh, it doesn't appear to be.
00:16:31.000 It appears to be just, uh, random vagabonds.
00:16:34.000 Lookin' over here.
00:16:35.000 Yeah, let's go down here.
00:16:36.000 We're gonna come down here.
00:16:37.000 Yeah, well, thank you for letting me... This is, uh...
00:16:42.000 I just realized I probably should have had a mic.
00:16:46.000 This is the main hub.
00:16:47.000 I think over here they have their new demands.
00:16:49.000 I want to fill you in on these.
00:16:50.000 Oh yeah, so this is after they closed down, but it was really more of a rebranding for people who don't know.
00:16:54.000 We're only going to talk about Raz and their demands.
00:16:57.000 No, they took them down.
00:16:58.000 They took them down?
00:17:00.000 Oh gosh.
00:17:00.000 I mean, we just did a pre-test and they were up there like 35 minutes ago.
00:17:06.000 Yeah, they were right there.
00:17:07.000 Let me see.
00:17:09.000 George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Dante Parker.
00:17:12.000 Capitol Hill, Chop, here, yeah.
00:17:14.000 It seems to kind of be a little more... Stop talking, Bryce.
00:17:20.000 Yeah, Bryce, shut the hell up!
00:17:22.000 I appreciate it.
00:17:23.000 Bryce, do you want to be on camera?
00:17:24.000 Because you're going to be the one to have to ask white people to kneel.
00:17:30.000 Have any white people kneeled for you yet, Quarterback?
00:17:35.000 Not yet.
00:17:36.000 I've asked a few and they just kind of give me a weird, strange look and they keep looking.
00:17:40.000 I'll tell you what, I want to check back in with you, Quarterback Garrett, but right now we actually have to go to a word from our sponsor.
00:17:47.000 I'm going to check back with you after we check in with Even Brendan and his founding of New Chess.
00:17:53.000 But first, we actually need to let everyone know that we have a sponsor for this show that we're really happy about.
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00:18:49.000 Yes, and that actually is.
00:18:50.000 That URL actually is Raz Simone, the de facto leader of Chazz.
00:18:53.000 It is his Airbnb.
00:18:55.000 And we know because we rented out the Airbnb.
00:19:00.000 Again, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChazz.
00:19:02.000 And we're actually going to go now to the de facto president, I suppose, of New Chazz from Raz Simone's apartment.
00:19:14.000 Even Brendan, how are you, sir?
00:19:17.000 Hey!
00:19:18.000 Welcome to New Chaz!
00:19:20.000 Okay!
00:19:23.000 Yes, I'm fine in New Chaz.
00:19:26.000 We got refreshments.
00:19:28.000 Yeah?
00:19:30.000 Yeah.
00:19:30.000 And to be 100% clear, because I talked with half-Asian Bill Richmond, this is not AstroTurf, but we were legally in the clear of making sure that we did rent out Raz Simone's Airbnb.
00:19:43.000 Okay.
00:19:43.000 Buddy, I swear to you.
00:19:45.000 I swear to you.
00:19:47.000 Oh, you were talking to this happening.
00:19:48.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:49.000 The other one on the show, really?
00:19:50.000 No, I thought you asked someone else.
00:19:51.000 People trust you more.
00:19:53.000 That is Raz Simone's apartment.
00:19:54.000 Oh, it is.
00:19:55.000 It is 100% Raz Simone's apartment right now.
00:19:57.000 By the way, Raz, your central area, it should be going like this, but it goes...
00:20:04.000 Duck, duck, duck.
00:20:04.000 It's like a heart arrhythmia.
00:20:07.000 So we need you to fix that.
00:20:08.000 And all the reviews on Airbnb, very positive.
00:20:11.000 Glowing.
00:20:11.000 Not after this one.
00:20:12.000 Glowing.
00:20:12.000 Not at all.
00:20:13.000 If anyone's wondering, I did actually stash lots of bail money nearby.
00:20:19.000 What was that, even Brendan?
00:20:22.000 Well, he's got Chaz, and I mean, why wouldn't his Airbnbs be as good as Chaz?
00:20:26.000 Yeah, no, we appreciate it.
00:20:29.000 And you, to be clear, you've been handing out flyers all day.
00:20:32.000 We're gonna go to a montage for a house party at New Chaz, right?
00:20:36.000 You invited as many members as humanly possible to New Chaz.
00:20:42.000 Yes.
00:20:43.000 Party's gonna be so hard.
00:20:44.000 Oh wait, hold on a second. I guess we're gonna go to this now.
00:20:47.000 Oh yeah? Is that tonight? Yeah, yeah, tonight. Good party?
00:21:09.000 Good night.
00:21:13.000 Are you recording?
00:21:15.000 What time? What time does it start?
00:21:17.000 6?
00:21:19.000 Okay.
00:21:21.000 So, what...
00:21:23.000 We don't know all the details.
00:21:25.000 Are you recording?
00:21:27.000 Uh, no, I mean, no, it's off.
00:21:29.000 It's just for the rest.
00:21:31.000 Okay, what's happening?
00:21:33.000 We're having a party.
00:21:35.000 I'm gonna leave this with you.
00:21:37.000 We're having a party.
00:21:39.000 Follow the Instagram, you'll find it.
00:21:41.000 and you'll find it's the accordion.
00:21:43.000 Yeah.
00:21:45.000 It is not, just for the audience to be clear, again, the promo code is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
00:21:49.000 It is not lost on me that what we are doing tonight is an incredibly shitty thing to do.
00:21:54.000 Sure.
00:21:56.000 But, but it's fun.
00:21:58.000 We're actually being respectful.
00:22:00.000 You are.
00:22:01.000 In overtaking property that is not ours.
00:22:03.000 We're appropriating his apartment.
00:22:05.000 Yeah, by the way, even Brendan, can we get a full screen so we can see the decor there of New Chaz?
00:22:10.000 Let's do it, yeah.
00:22:11.000 New Chaz, there you go.
00:22:13.000 Some cardboard.
00:22:16.000 And what does that sign say behind that person?
00:22:18.000 It says, I still can't breathe.
00:22:20.000 I still can't breathe!
00:22:22.000 New Chaz, I still can't breathe.
00:22:23.000 Unique.
00:22:24.000 I think that's black mold, then.
00:22:25.000 Yeah, that looks like black mold that's tough to get rid of.
00:22:27.000 So, even Brendan, how many people did you invite, and you just have two people who showed up?
00:22:33.000 Oh, probably like 30 people.
00:22:37.000 Okay.
00:22:38.000 Wow.
00:22:38.000 And you're expecting they're gonna funnel in any time now?
00:22:40.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
00:22:41.000 I mean, we sent it out everywhere, we put flyers on people that were like, Sleeping and stuff so they wake up.
00:22:48.000 And you got snacks!
00:22:49.000 Right, and you got some snacks.
00:22:50.000 Well yeah, we got snacks.
00:22:51.000 I mean, everybody likes free food.
00:22:53.000 And what's the goal... That's one bag.
00:22:57.000 One bag is all I have.
00:22:58.000 What's the goal in establishing the colony of New Chaz?
00:23:03.000 Even Brendan, what do you hope to accomplish?
00:23:07.000 Well, since it seems like there's a lot of tension in Current Chaz, or Old Chaz, as we're calling it now.
00:23:15.000 Yeah, let's call it Old Chaz, yeah.
00:23:17.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:18.000 Well, I think we just gotta move on, and we gotta start taking over the place where the 1% lives, which is iRise Apartments, like studio apartments in Seattle.
00:23:30.000 Like Raz Simone, the de facto leader of Chaz's Airbnb.
00:23:33.000 Right, right.
00:23:33.000 Brendan, can I ask you a question?
00:23:35.000 Yeah.
00:23:35.000 How fluffy are the towels?
00:23:37.000 That's a good question.
00:23:38.000 Very good.
00:23:41.000 I guess that's the issue.
00:23:42.000 He's drinking on the job.
00:23:43.000 Was that a Trader Joe's Simpler Times lager?
00:23:46.000 No, it was just LaCroix.
00:23:48.000 It was just LaCroix.
00:23:49.000 Hey, can you do us a favor, Brendan?
00:23:50.000 Even Brendan, can you go to the window just so people, because people I think right now are doubting, again hashtag CrowderLiveFromChaz, they're doubting that you are actually in Raz Simone's apartment right now creating new chats.
00:24:02.000 There's real homeless people outside.
00:24:06.000 There's real homeless people inside, too.
00:24:10.000 Listen, even Brendan, we're gonna check back in with you, but I do want to be clear.
00:24:15.000 How long was the road trip for you guys?
00:24:19.000 The road trip was pretty long.
00:24:25.000 Definitely worth it, though.
00:24:28.000 Because now we're here and we're active.
00:24:33.000 We have a quick package of the road trip.
00:24:35.000 Alright, I'll check back in with you. We have a quick package of the road trip.
00:24:38.000 Let's go.
00:24:39.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:24:39.000 Yeah.
00:24:40.000 🎶 Music 🎶 Again, the promo code is CHAZ.
00:25:10.000 You get $20 goes to a local law enforcement charity.
00:25:13.000 I don't know exactly what it is specifically.
00:25:15.000 Something charitable.
00:25:16.000 It's law enforcement and their families.
00:25:18.000 And their families.
00:25:19.000 Thank you, Bill.
00:25:19.000 Thank you very much.
00:25:20.000 By the way, it's also the anniversary of the Vox Apocalypse.
00:25:23.000 Oh my goodness.
00:25:23.000 Unless we never forget.
00:25:24.000 Really?
00:25:24.000 Right.
00:25:25.000 Wow.
00:25:25.000 So we do appreciate you guys joining up.
00:25:26.000 And we might have some updates on what's been going on with us on YouTube, correct?
00:25:29.000 Yeah, we're going to have some fun stuff on that.
00:25:30.000 Should we kneel for that?
00:25:32.000 Fun stuff meaning there's a reason this seems very haphazard.
00:25:38.000 Our focus has been elsewhere, but these are going to be fun.
00:25:42.000 Hashtag Crowder Live from Chaz.
00:25:44.000 You guys were all going to go to Chaz, too, until we canceled the flights.
00:25:47.000 Yeah, right up until, you know, not.
00:25:49.000 Yeah, well, you didn't want to.
00:25:51.000 No, I just pushed it back.
00:25:52.000 Now I'm going to go on a vacation.
00:25:53.000 It's going to be amazing.
00:25:55.000 Are you going to rent the same thing?
00:25:56.000 Chaz's whatever?
00:25:58.000 Razz's Airbnb.
00:25:59.000 We're going to have a full dive in, by the way, later into who Razz Simone is and the truth about Chaz.
00:25:59.000 Razz Simone.
00:26:04.000 But first, before we go to a 7 Plus 1, do we have Quarter Black Garrett still there?
00:26:09.000 We do still have Quarter Black Garrett.
00:26:10.000 Quarter Black Garrett, are you there, sir?
00:26:12.000 Can you update us?
00:26:15.000 Hold on, hold on, I've got to wait.
00:26:22.000 Okay.
00:26:23.000 That brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1!
00:26:31.000 You forgot Stefan in the chamber!
00:26:33.000 So a lot of people wonder, you know, because there's Chaz, there's Chop, Hobopiss.
00:26:38.000 So a lot of people wonder what names lost out to Chaz and Chop.
00:26:42.000 That's good to know.
00:26:43.000 And there have actually been some suggestions.
00:26:44.000 You know, it's disorganized.
00:26:45.000 We don't want to look at Chaz as a monolith.
00:26:47.000 Again, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
00:26:50.000 And of course, you can send it to Raz Simone.
00:26:52.000 I know he's on Twitter.
00:26:54.000 Thank you so much for the lovely accommodations, buddy.
00:26:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:56.000 Hey, Raz!
00:26:59.000 You have a new friend over here, apparently.
00:27:01.000 In 32 hours, he's going to be here.
00:27:06.000 He's going to be really mad once he wakes up.
00:27:10.000 There are several factions in Shazam warring with each other.
00:27:14.000 Raz doesn't lead them all.
00:27:17.000 There's not one man bun to rule them all.
00:27:20.000 There are many a man bun to rule different platoons, if you will.
00:27:26.000 It's not a really great Colloquialism.
00:27:29.000 It's not a great idiom, but it's true.
00:27:31.000 There are many a manbun in Chaz to control multiple platoons.
00:27:35.000 I'm doing what I can with what I got.
00:27:35.000 You're doing what you can.
00:27:38.000 But there have been quite a few names suggested for Chaz.
00:27:41.000 So these are actually 7 plus 1 rejected names for Chaz.
00:27:45.000 These of course come from the Chaz Council.
00:27:49.000 Number 7, rejected name for Chaz, the non-contributor zone.
00:27:53.000 Yeah, as opposed to the autonomous zone there.
00:27:56.000 It's very descriptive.
00:27:57.000 Gerald, how about you read number six?
00:27:59.000 Number six in rejected names for Chaz.
00:28:01.000 Summer of Thugs.
00:28:03.000 Oh, I see.
00:28:04.000 It seems like someone there, they wanted to go with love.
00:28:08.000 No.
00:28:08.000 And someone got it wrong.
00:28:10.000 Someone was like, summer of love.
00:28:10.000 It's close.
00:28:11.000 And someone was like, how about you said thugs?
00:28:13.000 And they said, no, we said love.
00:28:15.000 I'm out.
00:28:16.000 Somebody already wrote it.
00:28:17.000 Call me when you say, call me when y'all have free cars.
00:28:19.000 OK.
00:28:22.000 Number five, of course we talked about Mel Gibson in the show.
00:28:24.000 Number five, rejected name for Chaz.
00:28:26.000 Chazwitz, which seems to make sense why it was rejected.
00:28:30.000 I don't even understand that one.
00:28:32.000 I do.
00:28:33.000 Mel Gibson actually phoned that one in.
00:28:35.000 I don't like it.
00:28:36.000 What?
00:28:39.000 Reductive name for Chaz.
00:28:40.000 Number four.
00:28:41.000 Half Asian built.
00:28:41.000 How about you give us number four?
00:28:43.000 Farmlessville.
00:28:44.000 Farmlessville.
00:28:45.000 Oh, it's a cardboard.
00:28:47.000 We have a recreation here.
00:28:49.000 The black and indigenous only.
00:28:52.000 And you're okay because of the land bridge theory.
00:28:54.000 Well, right, because Asians came across, we were indigenous.
00:28:58.000 I also subscribe to the idea that Pangea means we're all indigenous, which is why I held myself to everything in the garden.
00:29:06.000 Taking a dump in the garden does not count.
00:29:09.000 Really, you're just a greedy prick.
00:29:13.000 It's surprising because many of the indigenous, the Native Americans, I'm saying in terms I shouldn't, didn't have a concept of personal property.
00:29:21.000 That's what happened with Manhattan being purchased from the Canarsies for, I think, 62 guilders.
00:29:25.000 Half-Asian Bill is from a different tribe where they just take everything.
00:29:29.000 Right, right.
00:29:30.000 Jerks.
00:29:30.000 Call me Mao.
00:29:34.000 Rejected names for Chaz.
00:29:36.000 Number three, Woodstock but worse.
00:29:39.000 And that's including Woodstock 99.
00:29:40.000 Wow.
00:29:40.000 Yeah.
00:29:42.000 And that really, I don't know how much, because we can't get all the info, they get up very late.
00:29:46.000 Yeah.
00:29:47.000 In Chaz.
00:29:48.000 I don't know if that was just sort of the writing like on a movie poster.
00:29:52.000 Or if that was all an acronym.
00:29:52.000 Oh yeah.
00:29:54.000 That's tough.
00:29:55.000 The point is, Chaz, it's worse than Woodstock, and that includes the one that had Alanis Morissette.
00:30:02.000 That's a feat.
00:30:07.000 Just in case there are still people watching, remember Woodstock 99?
00:30:09.000 Remember that one?
00:30:15.000 That was your favorite one in pitch.
00:30:15.000 Shut up.
00:30:17.000 You told me that this list would be incomplete without Woodstock.
00:30:21.000 I wrote that one, yeah.
00:30:23.000 I love it.
00:30:24.000 I'd be signed off on it like Ben Affleck did with Good Will Hunting.
00:30:26.000 That's true.
00:30:27.000 When did our audio guy become the little girl Madeline in the French children books?
00:30:31.000 My god, it's terrible.
00:30:33.000 I was thinking Guile, but from the film with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
00:30:36.000 That's better.
00:30:37.000 I like that better.
00:30:38.000 Shea Guevara meets Madeline meets Guile meets a prick.
00:30:44.000 Well, you know, went in Chaz.
00:30:44.000 That's me.
00:30:46.000 Wow, you got two.
00:30:48.000 Top seven plus one rejected names for Chaz.
00:30:51.000 I don't know.
00:30:53.000 Number two, George Floyd who?
00:30:55.000 That's the title.
00:30:56.000 Yeah, they don't know.
00:30:57.000 Which I think was more someone just said it.
00:31:00.000 Yes.
00:31:00.000 At the meeting.
00:31:01.000 They were curious.
00:31:01.000 Like, George Floyd who?
00:31:03.000 And people said, that's not a good title.
00:31:05.000 They said, what?
00:31:06.000 Yeah, block partying.
00:31:07.000 Is that a suggestion?
00:31:08.000 I thought we were just, I thought we were stealing vans.
00:31:12.000 And burning stuff?
00:31:13.000 Number one, top seven plus one rejected titles for Chaz.
00:31:19.000 Number one, Homeless and Garden.
00:31:21.000 Yeah, so that's one that was Homeless and Garden, which is really more of a bi-monthly publication.
00:31:25.000 And of course, the plus one rejected title for Chaz, although really it wasn't rejected, Clothes.
00:31:30.000 That's this week's seven plus one.
00:31:35.000 Boom.
00:31:39.000 You forgot to burn in the chamber!
00:31:42.000 All right.
00:31:44.000 You know, I wonder, do you feel like they felt like the mayor was giving up on them?
00:31:49.000 Because I really feel like, you know, she went down there, she donated apparently her taint to the wall according to Quarter Black Garrett, gave it to them.
00:31:55.000 You know, we might be able to answer that question because Quarter Black has another person.
00:31:59.000 Oh really?
00:32:00.000 Quarter Black, are you there, sir?
00:32:03.000 Hello, studio crew and audience, what's going on?
00:32:06.000 Oh, I found somebody actually, they stuck around to answer my questions.
00:32:10.000 This is Nate.
00:32:11.000 He's a resident around here.
00:32:14.000 Okay, we need you to turn the camera a little more because, Bryce, keep in mind... There we go, we're good, we're good.
00:32:18.000 Alright, Nate.
00:32:20.000 Ask Nate how long he's been around Chaz.
00:32:22.000 So how long have you been around in Chaz?
00:32:25.000 Do you stay in Chaz?
00:32:27.000 No, I have an apartment like three blocks away.
00:32:29.000 Okay.
00:32:30.000 So I just come down every day a couple times.
00:32:32.000 Sometimes I have to come through it.
00:32:34.000 So he's just an out-of-work ally.
00:32:37.000 So you're an ally?
00:32:38.000 You're an out-of-work ally for the whole, you know, movement?
00:32:42.000 No, this is nonsense.
00:32:47.000 Wait.
00:32:48.000 Ask him to... Hold on a second.
00:32:50.000 Tell him he can't say... It's Special Needs Fest.
00:32:53.000 Yeah, it's a Special Needs Fest.
00:32:55.000 You can't say that.
00:32:58.000 What does he mean?
00:33:00.000 What do you mean by that?
00:33:03.000 About what?
00:33:04.000 LARP Fest.
00:33:05.000 Specifically.
00:33:06.000 Well, it's just... It's too funny to get mad at.
00:33:11.000 But it's also turned kind of tragic.
00:33:13.000 He looks pretty mad.
00:33:17.000 I don't know.
00:33:18.000 I guess if I'm furious, it's at the mayor.
00:33:21.000 Can you ask him a question for me?
00:33:23.000 Ask him, how hard was it to portray an alcoholic senator in House of Cards?
00:33:30.000 Stephen's sending me a question here.
00:33:31.000 He said, how hard was it to portray an out-of-work senator?
00:33:35.000 Alcoholic senator.
00:33:36.000 It's an alcoholic.
00:33:38.000 In House of Cards.
00:33:40.000 I don't give a shit.
00:33:48.000 Well no, I think he's actually, I think this man is actually very helpful.
00:33:51.000 Ask him if he'll kneel for his white privilege.
00:33:53.000 Let him know that you're black.
00:33:55.000 Show him the picture.
00:33:57.000 Don't bend the knee.
00:33:58.000 know this.
00:33:59.000 Show them the picture.
00:34:00.000 You're actually 1 eighth more black, so maybe you want to bend the knee.
00:34:03.000 Or just like a partial knee bend.
00:34:06.000 Don't bend the knee.
00:34:07.000 Bend the knee and you're fired.
00:34:10.000 He's telling me I can't bend the knee.
00:34:11.000 Are you going to do anything to me?
00:34:13.000 No, I forgot my bike lock.
00:34:16.000 OK, he didn't have a bike lock.
00:34:17.000 I think we're good.
00:34:17.000 Do you have the picture of your father?
00:34:20.000 Show him the picture and tell him to kneel.
00:34:23.000 Look, you got to kneel because this is proof.
00:34:25.000 Look, I got my dad here.
00:34:26.000 Yeah, that's a black man.
00:34:28.000 OK, that's for real.
00:34:30.000 So tell him to kneel.
00:34:32.000 You got to kneel.
00:34:33.000 I mean, I think I'm intersectionally superior in the sense that I'm So what you're saying is math is real racist.
00:34:45.000 It's, it's uh, fractional intersectionality.
00:34:50.000 Tell him he's talking down to a black man and it's offensive.
00:34:53.000 I mean, you are talking down to a black man and it's kind of offensive.
00:34:56.000 And you would rather be talking down to him on his knees.
00:35:00.000 I'd rather be talking down to you on your knees.
00:35:04.000 Well, I'm afraid that's not gonna happen.
00:35:06.000 Okay, thank you, Corner Black Gear. We'll check back in with you a little bit later.
00:35:10.000 But I appreciate it.
00:35:12.000 I love how the only person who's around is like, Man, fuck this.
00:35:17.000 I have to go through it?
00:35:20.000 Ugh.
00:35:21.000 Such a drag.
00:35:22.000 But he comes out, he says he comes out twice a day, right?
00:35:24.000 So he's like checking it out.
00:35:25.000 Maybe he's very hopeful, right?
00:35:27.000 He's like, oh, I'm gonna come down and... No, he's not hopeful, Bill.
00:35:31.000 He's motivated by hate.
00:35:33.000 He's watching a train wreck, okay?
00:35:35.000 Of course he's gonna come down for entertainment value alone.
00:35:38.000 He did have popcorn, you know.
00:35:40.000 Yes, he did have popcorn.
00:35:41.000 So, by the way, before we do this, let's, um, let's check out New Chaz, right?
00:35:46.000 Even Brendan.
00:35:47.000 Even Brendan, do you have anyone new there at Raz Simone's Airbnb New Chaz?
00:35:55.000 Okay, we'll check back in later.
00:35:57.000 Okay, even Brendan, is there anyone new there at New Chaz?
00:36:02.000 No.
00:36:03.000 Okay.
00:36:04.000 But I feel like it's more of about the statement than the people making the statement.
00:36:10.000 It's like bigger than themselves.
00:36:12.000 We're here to multiculturally, well eventually multiculturally show our Appreciation for other cultures.
00:36:23.000 Right.
00:36:24.000 Yeah.
00:36:25.000 Struggles.
00:36:25.000 Yeah.
00:36:26.000 This is absolutely terrible, but we are going to, he is going to call Raz Simone later to invite him to his own house.
00:36:33.000 That'd be great.
00:36:33.000 For the house party.
00:36:34.000 Come to your house.
00:36:34.000 Oh yeah, why not?
00:36:35.000 Yeah.
00:36:36.000 Hope you're watching.
00:36:38.000 Hi, Raz!
00:36:40.000 Hashtag Crowder Live from Chaz.
00:36:41.000 Thanks, Brendan.
00:36:44.000 Yeah, thank you very much, Brendan.
00:36:45.000 Really quickly, actually, we should let people—they did go—well, I guess we should move on first to the meat segment about Chaz.
00:36:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:51.000 And then we do have a game later, Robot or Raz.
00:36:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:56.000 Oh, wow.
00:36:56.000 And Tokunawa, do we have any tweets that we want to get to at all?
00:36:59.000 We don't have to yet, because I know people are just going nuts whether they think this is real or fake.
00:37:04.000 By the way, that shot of Audio Wade looks like where the Foot Clan hung out in the original Ninja Turtles film, or the Howie Mandel Little Monsters.
00:37:14.000 I like it.
00:37:17.000 I hope it stays.
00:37:19.000 It won't.
00:37:19.000 It absolutely will not.
00:37:22.000 We have some pretty serious warnings for the guys.
00:37:26.000 Don't die.
00:37:27.000 Oh, thank you, Dave.
00:37:28.000 Yeah, thanks, Dave.
00:37:30.000 Thank you.
00:37:31.000 Obvious news, Dave.
00:37:32.000 Also, some words of encouragement for even Brendan.
00:37:35.000 Well, at least you had more people show up for your party than show up for a Joe Biden rally.
00:37:40.000 Oh, thank you very much, Polly Tix, and I like the way you spelled it non-traditionally.
00:37:44.000 Oh, it's very nice.
00:37:45.000 Yeah.
00:37:45.000 I hate that.
00:37:47.000 By the way, hit the notification bell if you are subscribed on the YouTube because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.
00:37:52.000 I think we're going to have some updates on that soon.
00:37:54.000 Hit all notifications so that way you know when the show comes up.
00:37:58.000 This is going to be our last big live stream, by the way.
00:38:00.000 It is.
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00:38:15.000 Eastern.
00:38:16.000 We're going to be doing a lot of live streams going into election season, but this is our last live stream for the month of July.
00:38:22.000 We will have four or five episodes next week, but we won't be live because, well, you'll understand.
00:38:28.000 Much like Chez, we'll be disintegrating a little bit.
00:38:32.000 Yes, there are a lot of warring factions here.
00:38:35.000 You never know.
00:38:35.000 Primarily that half our crew decided to leave at noon.
00:38:40.000 They're getting used to their Chaz-ness, jet lag-ness.
00:38:45.000 They drove.
00:38:46.000 They did, they drove.
00:38:47.000 They don't get jet lag driving!
00:38:48.000 It's not a thing!
00:38:50.000 You get tired.
00:38:52.000 It's exhausting.
00:38:53.000 Time is a flat circle.
00:38:54.000 I love how this is the thing Gerald is most mad about.
00:38:56.000 I am!
00:38:57.000 He's like, I just want to let you know.
00:38:58.000 He hasn't had anything to say all day.
00:39:00.000 Yeah, I know.
00:39:00.000 This is the moment where he speaks up.
00:39:03.000 Traditional land travel.
00:39:07.000 Have you ever considered whale?
00:39:09.000 Once I figured out my thing here, I'm fine.
00:39:11.000 I'm better now.
00:39:12.000 I wouldn't hold my breath because I think it's gonna take a while to figure that one out.
00:39:15.000 That's true.
00:39:18.000 We'll just be flipping to him later and he'll be playing with it like a cat.
00:39:22.000 Am I doing it right?
00:39:23.000 That'd be cool.
00:39:24.000 No!
00:39:24.000 And now you have SARS.
00:39:26.000 Oh.
00:39:26.000 Hey, can I tell you?
00:39:27.000 Again?
00:39:27.000 About SARS?
00:39:28.000 Yeah.
00:39:30.000 It must be.
00:39:30.000 I must have the SARS because I lost two games in a row of ping pong to Gerald.
00:39:34.000 Oh, what?
00:39:34.000 What?
00:39:35.000 Literally, my grandmother came back from the grave and slapped me in the face.
00:39:39.000 A white boy beat an Asian in ping-pong.
00:39:42.000 How did this happen?
00:39:42.000 I don't like ping-pong because I feel like ping-pong is one of those games where there's such a discrepancy.
00:39:47.000 The chasm in talent.
00:39:48.000 Like either you're both playing to volley or just like you play with one person you're just like, dick and SWACK!
00:39:54.000 And you're like, well that game's done.
00:39:55.000 Well, he's really good though.
00:39:57.000 Is he?
00:39:57.000 He's really good.
00:39:57.000 No, no.
00:39:58.000 It gets in my head.
00:39:59.000 It's terrible.
00:39:59.000 How does it get in your head?
00:40:01.000 I tell him he's really good!
00:40:02.000 I complimented him and he goes, oh I think you're in my head now.
00:40:06.000 Is that all they have to do?
00:40:07.000 Is that all they have to do for my lawyer?
00:40:09.000 YouTube's gonna get everything!
00:40:11.000 They're gonna get it all.
00:40:11.000 You're totally screwed.
00:40:12.000 Bill, you got a nice tie today.
00:40:16.000 No corporate censorship!
00:40:20.000 Shit!
00:40:22.000 I know I should have gone with the person Mel Gibson chastised at the party.
00:40:28.000 Make good lawyers, that's all I'm saying.
00:40:30.000 Is that a generalization?
00:40:32.000 You know what it is.
00:40:34.000 We're going to check back in, of course, with Corridor Black Gear.
00:40:37.000 Let me know if any time you want to check in.
00:40:38.000 But let's go, for people who don't know, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
00:40:41.000 The promo code is Chaz.
00:40:42.000 Enter it at lotofcrowder.com slash MugClub.
00:40:44.000 But there's a lot that's gone wrong with Chaz.
00:40:46.000 So much.
00:40:47.000 And the media has totally misportrayed it at every turn to the point.
00:40:50.000 And the reason we wanted to do this, well, we were expecting Chaz to still be there.
00:40:54.000 We thought it was important that as Chas dies in a whimpering silence, we want you to remember this story because the media wants you to forget.
00:41:03.000 And that's a big mistake that I think Donald Trump made, by the way, in relation to Chas.
00:41:06.000 I think he should have sent in the military immediately after the first death.
00:41:09.000 Really?
00:41:09.000 Because people say, well, let it self-destruct.
00:41:12.000 Any strategy right now that is predicated on Americans having a long enough memory and that it won't be tainted by the news cycle If it's predicated on Americans remembering Chaz and the media being accountable to what happened with Chaz, I think it's a bad strategy.
00:41:29.000 Well, I think the funniest thing is how it's ending right now, is that it's just collapsing under its own weight.
00:41:33.000 But most people don't know right now, that's the problem.
00:41:34.000 I know.
00:41:34.000 We know because we're political junkies, but most Americans will just say, what happened with Chaz?
00:41:39.000 And so people would remember what happened with Chaz after someone gets shot in the park and Donald Trump rains down unholy hellfire on these thugs.
00:41:48.000 And Cretans!
00:41:49.000 I think so.
00:41:50.000 I talked to somebody today who had not even heard of it, and I started telling the story, and they were like, no, you're serious.
00:41:54.000 Like, somebody actually took over, like, a city?
00:41:57.000 Like, part of a city?
00:41:58.000 Like, a block?
00:41:59.000 And I'm like, no, like, six blocks!
00:42:00.000 But I bet you if you were to ask them about the Seattle Summer of Love, they would remember it, because the media, that's how the media portrayed it.
00:42:05.000 And so then, when it goes away, you know, they just, they don't talk about it.
00:42:09.000 You know, Jussie Smollett, if not for new media, you guys, it would have gone away.
00:42:12.000 The news thing, the only reason, they didn't want to talk about it in the media.
00:42:15.000 Right?
00:42:15.000 It's trendy because you guys are upset about it.
00:42:17.000 By the way, a good rule of thumb, just a little, you know, word to the wise, in 2020, if the story involves a noose—fake.
00:42:25.000 If it involves a noose, it's a fake hate crime.
00:42:28.000 Fake story.
00:42:29.000 Yeah, the noose, obviously, with Bubba Wallace.
00:42:31.000 The banana thing.
00:42:32.000 What he should have said was nothing.
00:42:33.000 He should have just been like, I'm sorry.
00:42:35.000 He might have been like, to me, it's a damn noose.
00:42:38.000 Oh, but it's not!
00:42:40.000 It doesn't matter!
00:42:40.000 No matter what you say, it's not a noose!
00:42:42.000 And then you see the video now in 2017 with multiple NASCAR garages in a row with the exact same pull-down.
00:42:48.000 So either they love nooses and use them for everything.
00:42:51.000 Well, that was fake, obviously.
00:42:51.000 Right.
00:42:53.000 Jussie Smollett was fake, obviously.
00:42:55.000 What I love about Jussie Smollett is the cop cam, the body cam.
00:42:59.000 I'm so glad they had the body cam footage running.
00:43:01.000 And they come in like an hour after the report has been filed and they're like, you know, you can take it off because he's still walking around with a noose.
00:43:08.000 Like it's Mardi Gras beads?
00:43:09.000 Exactly.
00:43:09.000 He's like, I just wanted to make sure that you saw it.
00:43:11.000 I'm like, sure, fine, okay, we get it.
00:43:14.000 Amazing.
00:43:15.000 It's a ripcord from an old Zodiac boat that you've... Yeah.
00:43:18.000 Did you write a check for that too?
00:43:20.000 Yeah.
00:43:23.000 And then there was the nooses in Oakland.
00:43:25.000 This is one most people here probably don't even remember.
00:43:26.000 What?
00:43:27.000 They were TRX bands from a black personal trainer.
00:43:30.000 Yeah, they weren't even TRX bands, it was just a guy who couldn't afford real TRX bands, and so he just made some slipknots!
00:43:35.000 And people were doing like, people were in there, you know, they were doing like, whatever they're called, they're like... Kickbacks or whatever, yeah.
00:43:42.000 Man, this hate crime is really, I'm feeling the burn, I get it.
00:43:45.000 Getting the glutes.
00:43:46.000 So that goes away.
00:43:47.000 So the general rule is there's a new, it's a fake hate crime.
00:43:50.000 It's a fake story.
00:43:51.000 Not always, but you know, it pays to make generalizations.
00:43:56.000 Let's go to Chaz, and we're going to check back in with our people.
00:43:59.000 Here's a couple of claims from Chaz that are false, and I want to know what you guys think about Chaz, and if you think it's going to go away completely, and what you think the ripple effect is.
00:44:06.000 Let me know.
00:44:06.000 I'd love to see you in the comments.
00:44:07.000 And also, let us know some questions you would like to have Quarterback Garrett ask residents of Chaz.
00:44:12.000 First claim they made is that the zone is autonomous, right?
00:44:14.000 That's what Chaz was.
00:44:15.000 All of a sudden.
00:44:16.000 But then it changed to CHOP, because I think they realized there could be legal ramifications if they said it's autonomous.
00:44:21.000 It's an occupational protest!
00:44:23.000 I mean, it was setting themselves up for failure in the first place, but my understanding is... As opposed to this!
00:44:28.000 Well, a whole different level of failure.
00:44:31.000 And what's interesting is that, you know, even from the very beginning, the idea that it was overtaken, you know, like let's say that it maybe started out as a George Floyd protest, but then within like the first night it was taken over by, you know, folks who were like, yeah, let's join Canada!
00:44:46.000 You know, I mean, it was just completely, completely different and overtaken from anything related to the core issues that are going on.
00:44:53.000 And would have doubled the population of Canada.
00:44:55.000 Also, their gun ownership rate.
00:44:59.000 So that's why Canada wouldn't take them.
00:45:01.000 Cherdeau was like, where's your makeup on your face?
00:45:05.000 And no guns, guys.
00:45:06.000 I need to see you in blackface.
00:45:07.000 He was a horrible choice for L'Oreal spokesperson.
00:45:11.000 Was it Matt?
00:45:12.000 It's very shallow, Tim Pool.
00:45:14.000 So they said it was autonomous.
00:45:15.000 Here's the truth.
00:45:16.000 Chaz only ever existed.
00:45:17.000 This is one of the funniest.
00:45:18.000 There are communes that exist.
00:45:19.000 Go out and buy yourself some cheap land.
00:45:21.000 It happens all the time.
00:45:22.000 That's how you can start a commune.
00:45:23.000 I think Tim Pool is doing it now.
00:45:27.000 And I've considered it.
00:45:28.000 Could be kind of fun.
00:45:29.000 I honestly have.
00:45:29.000 I've considered it.
00:45:31.000 And then I'm like, ah, reality.
00:45:32.000 So the problem is doing it on someone else's shit.
00:45:38.000 That's the problem.
00:45:39.000 And Chaz only ever existed because it was propped up by the goodwill and works from a capitalist, a free enterprise economy.
00:45:39.000 It's not a commune.
00:45:46.000 You have people who were actual contributors.
00:45:48.000 They were donating food, goods, services, and other valuable commodities.
00:45:53.000 Here.
00:45:53.000 Clearly, I work here now.
00:45:55.000 And there is a sign here that shows what supplies they want.
00:45:58.000 This, what you see here, was within 24 hours.
00:46:00.000 Name tags was on there.
00:46:01.000 This is called the No Cop Co-op.
00:46:02.000 Literally, I started because I forgot my sign up there after running for my life.
00:46:08.000 And I came back the next day because I wanted to get it and I saw this... Wait, why was she running for her life?
00:46:12.000 That seems like a better story.
00:46:14.000 Let's hear it out.
00:46:14.000 Yeah!
00:46:15.000 I asked on Twitter for a tent.
00:46:17.000 Ten minutes later someone's like, I have one.
00:46:19.000 We got cases upon cases of milk yesterday.
00:46:21.000 The local businesses are bringing pints of ice cream.
00:46:25.000 Oh, the milk.
00:46:26.000 I'm guessing that didn't come from your jazz farm.
00:46:29.000 What is it, Ben and Jerry's ice cream?
00:46:31.000 Of course.
00:46:31.000 Did she just say she was accepting the fruits of the corporate tree?
00:46:37.000 I'm glad that she made those glasses herself.
00:46:41.000 And the clothing.
00:46:43.000 Non-petroleum products.
00:46:45.000 Recycled shell of actual turtle.
00:46:49.000 Non-petroleum acrylics.
00:46:51.000 This place is such a terrible place.
00:46:53.000 I don't know why we didn't just drop a biochemical bomb.
00:46:56.000 Joking!
00:46:57.000 Oh no, there's already one, it's all over the street.
00:46:59.000 They're doing it to themselves, Steven.
00:47:01.000 That's the thing, right now, if you just sent this to ISIS, they'd be like, oh my god, the Moab!
00:47:06.000 Let me go to Quarter Black Garrett, if we have him really quickly, because speaking of corporate, they actually did, so Quarter Black Garrett, are you there, sir?
00:47:13.000 Yeah, we're in the recreational center here at the shop slash Chaz.
00:47:18.000 I guess I have to say Chaz, but you know, I don't believe in it.
00:47:22.000 I think they're having like a sit-in here.
00:47:24.000 That's very nice.
00:47:25.000 Passing around notes.
00:47:26.000 Can you go talk to them?
00:47:27.000 I heard that actually it took them like 30 minutes to pass around notes and get it all written down, you know.
00:47:31.000 They're trying to make like a constitution or something, I think.
00:47:34.000 Can you go ask them?
00:47:34.000 Whoa.
00:47:35.000 Do you think you can approach them and ask them?
00:47:37.000 Yeah, let me go ask.
00:47:40.000 I love how he's walking with purpose in his felt shirt in the middle of summer.
00:47:44.000 Find the Thomas Jefferson of Chaz.
00:47:47.000 Yeah, let's see what he has to say.
00:47:48.000 Ask them what they're doing, passing the notes.
00:47:50.000 I thought we sent them up there with JNCOs.
00:47:54.000 I'm very curious.
00:47:56.000 I'm watching as you are.
00:47:57.000 Promo code CrowderLab from Chaz.
00:47:58.000 Hey, so what's going on?
00:48:00.000 What is it?
00:48:02.000 It's like a sit-in?
00:48:08.000 Did he just say it's disgusting?
00:48:09.000 Is that what he just said?
00:48:10.000 No, it's a discussion.
00:48:10.000 A discussion.
00:48:12.000 Oh, it's a discussion.
00:48:13.000 What kind of discussion?
00:48:13.000 What are they discussing?
00:48:16.000 Are they trying to make a constitution or...
00:48:16.000 What are they discussing?
00:48:19.000 I'm going to go talk to them and ask them where they are in this game.
00:48:25.000 We can't hear what he's saying, Quarterback.
00:48:27.000 Can you repeat it for us?
00:48:31.000 It's whatever you feel It seems that they're kind of taking turns each telling
00:48:37.000 each other how they feel and Yeah questions and what they want to deal with and I guess
00:48:48.000 that's how they pass around Can you can you try to form something here? Can you ask
00:48:52.000 them how they feel about the three shootings?
00:48:54.000 Not quite sure They might be asking a question right now.
00:49:00.000 Okay.
00:49:01.000 Repeat us the question.
00:49:02.000 And when you hear it.
00:49:05.000 Who has the conch?
00:49:06.000 Does he know?
00:49:08.000 It seems to be this female right here with the orange shirt.
00:49:13.000 They're raising hands now.
00:49:13.000 Okay.
00:49:15.000 Okay.
00:49:15.000 Raising hands.
00:49:16.000 In worship?
00:49:18.000 I'm not quite sure.
00:49:19.000 Is this what early Jane Goodall was like?
00:49:25.000 Tell her to please stop getting in your space.
00:49:30.000 Can you ask them what's going on?
00:49:33.000 Um, is that a please stop?
00:49:37.000 Tell her to please stop getting in your space.
00:49:40.000 Alright, could you actually speak to me like, social distance?
00:49:43.000 A little too close to the, you know, social distance and whatnot.
00:49:46.000 I appreciate it.
00:49:48.000 So, can you ask them what's going on?
00:49:52.000 What is this?
00:49:54.000 Um, it's just about me.
00:49:56.000 Please don't be filming, don't be posting it right now.
00:49:58.000 We, I guess, might not feel comfortable speaking about things that are super important to our community.
00:50:01.000 If it's being recorded.
00:50:02.000 Tell her that you feel as though she's being aggressive with you a black
00:50:05.000 Tell her you'll turn it off if she kneels to you as a black man and show her the picture of your dad
00:50:25.000 Oh, really?
00:50:28.000 Oh, wait, are those Stephen Crowder?
00:50:29.000 They've been made!
00:50:30.000 Whoa!
00:50:30.000 Whoa, sweetheart!
00:50:31.000 so they don't really know oh wait are they they've been made we got a guy
00:50:39.000 saying we have a safe space whoa whoa sweetheart say hey who made you Queen B
00:50:46.000 Raz can't touch my property really and they just stand there for the answers and like...
00:50:54.000 That's definitely not even what was happening.
00:51:00.000 We talked to that guy over there.
00:51:01.000 He walked up to us and asked us a question.
00:51:06.000 How are we?
00:51:07.000 What have we done?
00:51:08.000 We've just asked questions.
00:51:11.000 How about you step back six feet, please?
00:51:12.000 I hear you.
00:51:16.000 Tell them we will leave.
00:51:17.000 We will leave this area.
00:51:22.000 I'm not in a safe space, am I right now?
00:51:24.000 Am I?
00:51:26.000 He's right here.
00:51:27.000 What are you talking about?
00:51:28.000 Why don't you step back so you can be sure?
00:51:30.000 We're not being able to talk to someone else.
00:51:32.000 That's a separate thing. I think it's more like these folks are asking for the respect.
00:51:34.000 I think...
00:51:36.000 Okay, tell them that you're fine leaving, but just...
00:51:38.000 Can I just say, can you please show me that your camera is not filming anymore right now?
00:51:42.000 It's not recording, look.
00:51:45.000 It's just got a camera.
00:51:46.000 Is that his ass?
00:51:46.000 I think it's his ass.
00:51:48.000 Look, that's him in the other studio.
00:51:52.000 Alright, Korda Blackbear, you can just leave that general area and we'll check back in with you.
00:51:57.000 Tell her that this is another example of them eliminating black people from white spaces.
00:52:04.000 Wow, what a bitch!
00:52:06.000 So, uh, we'll check back in with you, Quarter Black Garrett, in a little bit, uh, because, speaking of... I forgot where we were.
00:52:11.000 That was riveting, uh, television streaming.
00:52:13.000 You should be careful.
00:52:17.000 Good thing he's Quarter Black, so he has quarter wheels.
00:52:18.000 Well, I don't know that they'll believe him.
00:52:21.000 We never did.
00:52:21.000 They said something about him being with Steven.
00:52:23.000 Well, we'll check back in with him.
00:52:24.000 I think he got busted.
00:52:24.000 He got made.
00:52:25.000 We'll make sure that he goes to a safe area where there's lots of light.
00:52:28.000 Get to a safe place.
00:52:30.000 Yeah, uh, shut up, uh, Gerald.
00:52:33.000 Stop trying to direct this thing and ruin the show.
00:52:35.000 You said it!
00:52:36.000 You said you'd make sure... I said get out of there.
00:52:38.000 Don't keep reiterating it.
00:52:40.000 It's like, you know, he's not... What are you trying to... RUN!
00:52:43.000 Oh, listen.
00:52:43.000 Oh, there you go.
00:52:44.000 There you go.
00:52:45.000 Trying to make the black man jump for you.
00:52:46.000 Tell him where to go.
00:52:47.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:52:47.000 Isn't that right, Mr. Six-Foot-Four-Aryan?
00:52:50.000 Disgusting.
00:52:51.000 Did he do this with you?
00:52:52.000 Did he do the same thing with you?
00:52:53.000 You get in and he makes you make toy train sets and shit?
00:52:55.000 He does.
00:52:56.000 He does.
00:52:56.000 And you know what?
00:52:57.000 I make them really well.
00:52:58.000 They're actually like 1 16th scale.
00:53:01.000 You're getting better, but I would not say they're good.
00:53:03.000 You know what I really like?
00:53:04.000 Is a nice ship in a bottle.
00:53:07.000 A nice boat in a bottle.
00:53:08.000 I think you have to have the Scottish for that.
00:53:10.000 I don't know.
00:53:11.000 I don't know.
00:53:11.000 I want to learn how to do it.
00:53:12.000 So, like we were talking about, they've been backed up, of course, by their corporate overlords there at Chazz.
00:53:17.000 And a lot of irony is lost on them, because this support, you'd think they'd at least try and cover it up, and so our young men down there, Corda Black Garrett and even Brendan, did actually help them in checking their corporate privilege and correcting it this morning.
00:53:36.000 Join the march.
00:53:37.000 Hey, kids.
00:53:39.000 Hey!
00:53:40.000 Ho!
00:54:02.000 Change one for me, change one for the day.
00:54:05.000 Change one for me, change one for the day.
00:54:09.000 Change one for the day.
00:54:11.000 So like, what we're doing is we're covering up the capitalist f***ing logos and ideology and all that stuff so...
00:54:18.000 Any free advertising.
00:54:19.000 So like on the Gatorades and the water bottles, we're just marking off their f***ing logos.
00:54:26.000 I don't know how much of that I said.
00:54:28.000 Dirty capitalist right there.
00:54:31.000 F*** that s***.
00:54:33.000 I'm a vandal!
00:54:36.000 Done for Breeze.
00:54:36.000 F**k that sh**.
00:54:36.000 shit done for breeze.
00:54:38.000 This is the thing about getting rid of the capitalist logo and sound like food and stuff.
00:54:43.000 Yeah, we've been going around our shop, we're just getting rid of their commanding honor.
00:54:46.000 Look at the size of this.
00:54:48.000 Have you been like, sitting down in space?
00:54:49.000 Yeah.
00:54:50.000 Like, six more minutes.
00:54:52.000 It's like you never had it.
00:54:53.000 It's like peppered.
00:54:54.000 Got him cool.
00:55:06.000 Oh!
00:55:06.000 Sriracha can't catch a break!
00:55:09.000 That's the name of your sriracha!
00:55:10.000 They want him in the town, then they want to kick him out of the town because it smells like garlic, and then the logo... And the thing is that these Chazz people, they're just so easy to trick.
00:55:18.000 They're so stupid.
00:55:20.000 It's one of those things where people are like, no, it's not a slippery slope, it's cancelled culture, and then you're like, we're cancelling everything.
00:55:27.000 They're like, no, this is literally a slippery slope because it's covered in bum piss.
00:55:33.000 Even Red Bull fell under the marker.
00:55:37.000 They're animals!
00:55:38.000 Can you imagine living your life where you actually allow someone to guilt you into sharpieing a Red Bull, which by the way won't last because they don't understand the concept of condensation?
00:55:49.000 Yeah, and the Red Bull's pretty recognizable.
00:55:51.000 You're fine.
00:55:53.000 Man, what is that small cylinder?
00:55:54.000 I don't know.
00:55:56.000 It's got all the same colors as Red Bull.
00:55:57.000 Gives you wings?
00:55:58.000 I don't know.
00:55:59.000 Do you think they still think that it rains because angels are crying?
00:56:03.000 I love how he goes into somebody else's business and is like, nah, you gotta change that.
00:56:07.000 Can't have the logos.
00:56:08.000 And they're like, OK.
00:56:09.000 I haven't heard that yet, but probably.
00:56:10.000 Probably.
00:56:11.000 I was raised without a spine.
00:56:13.000 I'm really, my mom always used to say, oh, he's an invertebrate.
00:56:18.000 That's a mean mom.
00:56:19.000 That's a very mean mom.
00:56:22.000 Bill, is that your mom?
00:56:23.000 A child needs hearing and nurturing.
00:56:25.000 I am not half jellyfish.
00:56:26.000 I couldn't agree more.
00:56:28.000 No, he's all jellyfish!
00:56:32.000 Bet you didn't think you'd see the Muppet guys on the Hashtag Crowder Live from Chaz.
00:56:40.000 Can we check back, do you know, is Quarterback Garrett still on the move?
00:56:44.000 Oh, we're getting a call from him now, so yeah.
00:56:46.000 We lost him for a second.
00:56:47.000 We lost him for a second.
00:56:48.000 Alright, if he's calling in, because we have to get through this meat segment, but God knows where this is going.
00:56:52.000 I hope he's safe.
00:56:53.000 Yeah!
00:56:54.000 Looks like... Alright, Garrett, we have your audio, but there we go.
00:57:00.000 Alright, they're back in the car.
00:57:01.000 And by the way, this is not a... Okay, okay.
00:57:02.000 Okay, so can you tell us what happened?
00:57:04.000 It seems like they weren't exactly peaceful.
00:57:06.000 Okay, so a string bean white liberal walked up and said that you were a Uh, a wiener and that you were hiding in your safe space in LA.
00:57:17.000 So it shows how much he knows.
00:57:19.000 Um, so, but also he walked up and then like three other land wells, possibly like, I couldn't really tell out of my peripheral.
00:57:26.000 I was trying to keep straight.
00:57:28.000 Uh, but like three to five land wells, they were all kind of one big mass behind me.
00:57:32.000 I couldn't quite tell.
00:57:34.000 And, uh, they told us that, uh, we needed to turn the cameras off.
00:57:37.000 And then leave. So we did.
00:57:40.000 Do they mean leave the soccer field or leave all of chess?
00:57:42.000 You know, there was a lot of heads turning.
00:57:45.000 And, you know, some unsavory...
00:57:48.000 Okay, look.
00:57:49.000 There were some darker fellows looking at me.
00:57:52.000 Okay, that's it.
00:57:53.000 Well, listen, come on.
00:57:54.000 You're not giving up ground to anybody in that department.
00:57:57.000 I don't hold it up against them.
00:57:59.000 You know, it's their lane.
00:58:00.000 No, that'd be to hold it up against yourself.
00:58:03.000 You don't want to do that.
00:58:03.000 It's wrong to have any hatred toward yourself, quarterback Garrett.
00:58:07.000 Yeah, I know because I am one of them.
00:58:10.000 I know the aggression.
00:58:12.000 Garrett, which one were you more afraid of?
00:58:18.000 The guy in the polo or the girl in the jean shorts?
00:58:20.000 I couldn't tell.
00:58:22.000 You were shaking so much.
00:58:24.000 I nearly threw a punch at that guy that walked up with the mask.
00:58:28.000 All the other people told me to step back because I told him to step back, so.
00:58:31.000 Oh, okay.
00:58:32.000 Well, I tell you what, listen.
00:58:33.000 I know you guys are driving.
00:58:34.000 By the way, you do realize that Johnny Boy put a push bumper on the company vehicle?
00:58:38.000 Oh yeah, we know.
00:58:41.000 It's there for use.
00:58:42.000 And to be clear, it's not to run anybody over.
00:58:44.000 It's in case you actually reach a barricade or something, which has happened.
00:58:48.000 They've actually put up concrete barricades.
00:58:51.000 A barricade of... No, a barricade of barricades.
00:58:54.000 A barricade of... Here's what I would like you to do, Quarter Black Garrett, if you can.
00:59:00.000 See if you can, you know, obviously make sure the vehicle is safe.
00:59:05.000 Because I don't get that deposit back.
00:59:08.000 But if you can get the vehicle away, and then try and broadcast, like our original plan, remember we're going to set up the whole studio outside of Chaz, and just see if you can do some broadcasting from the front of the barricade, that might be something you guys could do.
00:59:23.000 And then hopefully the angry lesbians and jorts won't scare you off.
00:59:27.000 I don't think they have the card.
00:59:29.000 It's okay whenever there's one of them, but whenever there's like 50 of them, it's a whole different story.
00:59:33.000 There's a lot of Jords.
00:59:33.000 Hey Garrett, I know you're trying to cover it up right now, but I can tell in the reflection of your glasses that you
00:59:38.000 just pulled into the Taco Bell.
00:59:40.000 Wow.
00:59:41.000 Hey, Bill!
00:59:42.000 Can you focus?
00:59:43.000 Hang up the call. Hang up the call.
00:59:44.000 Alright, let's check back inside.
00:59:47.000 See if you can go in front of the barricades to broadcast a quarter.
00:59:50.000 Black Garrett, we'll check back in with you, but make sure you get the car away so you guys have a good getaway.
00:59:54.000 We'll check back in with you in a little bit, so don't entirely leave town.
00:59:59.000 All right, we'll check back in with you, but actually, right now, Well, actually, this is the perfect time before we check in with New Chaz.
01:00:04.000 Again, the promo code is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
01:00:06.000 You see this live as we speak.
01:00:09.000 The myth that we've been told about Chaz, and you just see this, and it's important because people might look at this and go, whoa, it was peaceful.
01:00:15.000 They just came up and told you you suck.
01:00:17.000 Okay, but what about the fact that in America, right, you can film yourself?
01:00:23.000 Or for example, when people say, hold on, you're fine, it's peaceful, unless you wear a MAGA hat.
01:00:28.000 But in America, you can wear a MAGA hat and people don't have the right to punch you in the face.
01:00:32.000 Right?
01:00:33.000 There are no ramifications there.
01:00:34.000 There's no recourse in chess.
01:00:35.000 So it's kind of peaceful during the day before the lights go out, if you agree with them entirely.
01:00:42.000 Otherwise, they invoke their own non-existent laws to harass people.
01:00:45.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:00:46.000 And that was a mob of people that, I mean, not quite a mob yet, but four or five people coming up.
01:00:50.000 Gerald's never seen a fucking mob.
01:00:51.000 I really haven't, yeah.
01:00:52.000 But I could have been very easily.
01:00:53.000 I saw a flash mob.
01:00:54.000 Yeah.
01:00:55.000 Where he was doing the Devil Went Down to Georgia Phantom Violin.
01:00:58.000 I thought that was Riverdance.
01:00:58.000 Oh, wow.
01:01:00.000 I thought that was Circle of Trust, Steve.
01:01:01.000 That sounds delightful.
01:01:02.000 And he did it on the New York subway.
01:01:03.000 And people were just like, get out.
01:01:03.000 Oh my gosh.
01:01:05.000 Not again.
01:01:06.000 No, but like there's five or six people that come up to him.
01:01:08.000 Bernie Bernard Getz showed up and was just like, you sure you want to keep doing your little flash mob thing?
01:01:12.000 Gerald, Gerald.
01:01:12.000 You're nothing!
01:01:13.000 Joe, when the pizza shows up at Youth Group, that's not a mob.
01:01:17.000 It's just dinner.
01:01:18.000 Then what is it?
01:01:20.000 No, go ahead, Joe.
01:01:21.000 It's a lost childhood.
01:01:22.000 I'm mad he beat me at ping pong.
01:01:23.000 Go ahead, Joe.
01:01:24.000 Fairly safe, but I did see the large lady on the ground look back, saw him, turned to her friend, started talking about it.
01:01:30.000 And that is power!
01:01:32.000 She was able to get a black man forcibly removed, and she never even got off her fat, disgusting rear.
01:01:38.000 She just directed it.
01:01:38.000 She didn't.
01:01:39.000 But seriously, when five or six people come up to you and start saying, you have to leave, you have to leave, you don't know what's about to happen.
01:01:44.000 Especially in a place like Chaz, crime is rampant.
01:01:47.000 People are getting beat up for nothing.
01:01:48.000 We're going to get to that in a second.
01:01:50.000 They have more violent crime there than El Salvador.
01:01:55.000 If you were to judge it as a nation, which of course we don't.
01:01:57.000 Hey, Donald Trump, if you're watching, send in the military!
01:02:02.000 In the Chazz National Guard!
01:02:05.000 Wipe them out, just get rid of them!
01:02:07.000 What if they have a national anthem yet?
01:02:08.000 Like penicillin on a sandwich, you just go snip snip here, snip snip there, couple of man buns.
01:02:15.000 Alright, so this is another myth of course that you've heard, that Chazz has been peaceful and this is important.
01:02:20.000 Let's just actually hear it from Chris Cuomo and the mayor.
01:02:24.000 I want to just get a clear sense of this though, Mayor.
01:02:28.000 Why do you believe the President chose to talk about domination in the face of what's happening, not just in your city, but in many instances when it comes to what the remedy is for the unrest in the country right now.
01:02:42.000 What do you think this is about for him?
01:02:45.000 I think it shows a complete lack of understanding of why people are in the streets.
01:02:50.000 They're in the street fighting a system of domination and he doesn't understand that.
01:02:55.000 And his response is always one that's bellicose and militaristic, but he doesn't honor the military in that way either.
01:03:03.000 As you've seen from the line of generals that have disputed him.
01:03:07.000 So I think he says dominate because he is totally does not understand what is happening in America and he is desperately trying to start the old fights in the old divisions that put him in power in the first place.
01:03:20.000 How long do you think Seattle in those few blocks looks like this?
01:03:24.000 I don't know, we could have the summer of love.
01:03:28.000 I don't like the fact that she's downing on the military response, because hers was a military response, but the French military.
01:03:34.000 I don't like the fact that she's in a position of leadership, and she's a woman.
01:03:39.000 You are really playing this Raz character very well.
01:03:44.000 It's like I put the douchey gear on, and I understand it.
01:03:47.000 It's like the ooze.
01:03:49.000 I want to make all of you kneel, and I want to be abusive.
01:03:53.000 Is that why you keep forwarding me Airbnbs right now?
01:03:56.000 Yeah, I do.
01:03:57.000 By the way, thank you so much to Raz Simone, the de facto leader of Chazz, for the accommodation.
01:04:01.000 It's fantastic, yeah.
01:04:02.000 Fix that ice maker, though, you son of a bitch.
01:04:02.000 Lovely.
01:04:04.000 It's giving us too much!
01:04:08.000 Too much ice!
01:04:09.000 Who needs it?
01:04:09.000 That's the thing about Raz.
01:04:11.000 He gives and he gives.
01:04:13.000 He keeps giving.
01:04:14.000 Please, it's enough with the giving, Raz.
01:04:18.000 Listen, you give so much of yourself, save some for you.
01:04:22.000 You've done enough, Raz.
01:04:23.000 The fluffiest towels.
01:04:25.000 This ring.
01:04:27.000 We never got an answer.
01:04:28.000 Four more violent crimes.
01:04:30.000 This jacket.
01:04:31.000 Five more shootings.
01:04:32.000 I could have done so much more!
01:04:34.000 Raz, you did enough.
01:04:35.000 So here's the follow-up tweet from the mayor, by the way, more recently.
01:04:39.000 This Capitol Hill autonomous zone is not a lawless wasteland.
01:04:41.000 It is a peaceful expression of our... No, that's the original tweet.
01:04:43.000 Do we have the follow-up tweet now?
01:04:44.000 Where she's saying that she needs to go in and get rid of the lawlessness.
01:04:48.000 You've heard this from the mayor now.
01:04:49.000 Let's bring that up.
01:04:51.000 That's a very specific thing.
01:04:52.000 She's like, I did not say it was a lawless wasteland of... Yeah, that's exactly what I said.
01:04:59.000 When people often say this, by the way, someone has X has blood on their hands.
01:05:02.000 Donald Trump has blood on his hands because he's following the outline to Barack Obama Muslim travel moratorium, right?
01:05:10.000 This lady, this mayor, M, as she's known for short, Is as close to a politician having actual blood on their hands as I can imagine in modern times.
01:05:19.000 She said, Razz is great!
01:05:21.000 Razz is a street fair!
01:05:23.000 It's the summer of love!
01:05:24.000 Go to Razz everybody!
01:05:26.000 Take your family to Razz!
01:05:29.000 It's fun for all!
01:05:30.000 At Raz!
01:05:31.000 It's like Candyland!
01:05:33.000 At Raz!
01:05:34.000 Then, four shootings, or sorry, three shootings, including one homicide later, we have to put an end to it.
01:05:40.000 Do we have her tweet there where she was demanding?
01:05:43.000 We're gonna pull it up for her.
01:05:44.000 I just want to make sure people know that I'm not, I think you know who the mayor obviously is now.
01:05:48.000 Decided to close down Chaz, but we didn't have that.
01:05:50.000 It's not like the people of Chaz were doing really well before this.
01:05:53.000 It's not like the businesses weren't closed down and people hadn't lost their jobs.
01:05:56.000 It's like, really?
01:05:57.000 You're going to add insult to injury by allowing this to become a foreign country, essentially?
01:06:01.000 No, but people are dead because of her.
01:06:02.000 Exactly.
01:06:02.000 It's not someone on top of that you disagree with.
01:06:05.000 You've told people to go into a zone that everyone else was saying, it's not safe.
01:06:08.000 It's not safe.
01:06:09.000 She goes, it's totally safe.
01:06:09.000 Stop this.
01:06:11.000 Come on down to Chaz.
01:06:13.000 And then people are like, oh shit, I got shot.
01:06:15.000 She's like, oh.
01:06:16.000 Leave Chaz now!
01:06:18.000 It's a different tune, you know.
01:06:20.000 I like this guy.
01:06:21.000 Oh shit, I got shot!
01:06:24.000 That's the normal response.
01:06:26.000 This wasn't his first shooting.
01:06:27.000 Oh, okay.
01:06:28.000 Was he high?
01:06:28.000 I don't know, but one person is dead, three people are shot.
01:06:32.000 So, let's compare this when people say it's summer of love and it's peaceful.
01:06:36.000 What does matter is context.
01:06:38.000 Something to compare it to.
01:06:39.000 So in the United States, there are 4.46 gun homicides per 100,000 people per year.
01:06:46.000 This comes from the CDC.
01:06:48.000 4.46 gun homicides per 100,000 people per year.
01:06:53.000 In CHAZ, they've already had multiple shootings, a firearm, putting their rate at 500.
01:06:58.000 Oh, so that's more.
01:06:59.000 Wow.
01:06:59.000 So that's more. Yeah, so that's I can't do the math but exponentially more. Wow. And if you just take into account
01:07:05.000 their actual Violent crime rate or firearm crime rate. Yeah, it's higher
01:07:09.000 than and I understand she has is a developing nation We'll give it time. I mean, yes when I say developing
01:07:15.000 nation, it's very generous because it assumes hope They are going quietly
01:07:22.000 But they have worse violent gun crime than other third world countries.
01:07:25.000 They do.
01:07:26.000 Are they a fourth world country?
01:07:28.000 Do we have that?
01:07:29.000 I have no idea what they are at this point.
01:07:31.000 We should have a new category.
01:07:31.000 I made it up.
01:07:32.000 Yeah, we should have a new category.
01:07:33.000 It's like the bargain.
01:07:34.000 What do you have next to the bargain bin?
01:07:36.000 It's just the trash.
01:07:37.000 It's like free.
01:07:38.000 I thought you were going to say Ross for Less.
01:07:43.000 No, that would be Macy's.
01:07:44.000 So it's at least Chaz's firearm rate.
01:07:46.000 It's at least a hundred times higher than the rest of the United States.
01:07:51.000 And here's that tweet from the mayor.
01:07:52.000 In the past two nights, three different people have been shot at the chop.
01:07:55.000 It sounds like a steakhouse.
01:07:56.000 At the chop house!
01:07:58.000 I'd go to the chop!
01:07:59.000 Take your tummy to the chop house!
01:08:01.000 Alright, let's go.
01:08:02.000 Two are injured and one has tragically died.
01:08:05.000 Any incidents of gun violence in our city... Well, that's what pissed her off.
01:08:07.000 That was a tip.
01:08:08.000 Gun violence are deeply concerning to me, Chief Carmen Best, our residents, businesses, and the greater community.
01:08:14.000 By the way, that chief hates you.
01:08:15.000 Yeah, as most cops do in Seattle.
01:08:17.000 And what tips it off is gun crime.
01:08:18.000 By the way, what do you think happened to the more silent crime?
01:08:21.000 Like beatings, rapes, theft, stabbings.
01:08:27.000 None of those are recorded because the cops can't get in there.
01:08:29.000 So the only crime we know about is the one that you can hear because there's a sonic boom.
01:08:34.000 It's just loud, yeah.
01:08:35.000 Like two rams going at it.
01:08:37.000 Yeah, we talked about that.
01:08:39.000 That was them butting heads, not some other thing.
01:08:43.000 I'm not privy to all animals.
01:08:45.000 Do you have any idea how much time it takes to stay up on politics and put together a show this shitty?
01:08:50.000 You also cannot be Snoop Dogg on animals, right?
01:08:53.000 Yeah, but he's really good at it.
01:08:55.000 A hundred times higher gun ownership.
01:08:57.000 I kind of like that part.
01:08:58.000 Yeah?
01:08:58.000 I'm OK with that part.
01:09:00.000 I think it's death from a firearm is a hundred times higher.
01:09:03.000 I'm not sure.
01:09:04.000 But speaking of which, you know what else is actually happening?
01:09:05.000 Because Raz Simone is actually, he's a big fan of firearms.
01:09:09.000 Oh, is he?
01:09:09.000 And we're going to get to Raz Simone, the de facto leader here, who provided us wonderful accommodations at Raz Simone's Airbnb.
01:09:15.000 Thank you so much, Raz.
01:09:15.000 You're invited to the house party at your house, by the way.
01:09:18.000 Of course, we would never be so rude as to not include you from the goings on at your property.
01:09:24.000 You would double the attendance.
01:09:26.000 Sign the guestbook, too.
01:09:28.000 He was picking up sushi from his favorite spot, New York Jazz, and then he was loading it in his Tesla.
01:09:33.000 And then he was gonna stop up, pick up some mixtape, USBs, or... Yes, along with his AR-15, which reminds me, even Brendan have the rubber doorstop.
01:09:43.000 Just have it ready.
01:09:45.000 Precautionary measure.
01:09:46.000 So Raz himself, by the way, speaking of firearms, he was caught illegally, mind you.
01:09:51.000 When people say a crime, so these are just ones that we've caught.
01:09:53.000 Illegally handing guns out to people, and including people who cannot, in the state of Washington, have guns.
01:09:59.000 Here he is, on camera, handing out an AR-15 from his Tesla to a man who says he's 18.
01:10:05.000 18.
01:10:06.000 Are you over there?
01:10:07.000 Is there anyone seeing anyone who uses a gun?
01:10:14.000 He got that fast food from the co-op.
01:10:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:10:17.000 The no-cut.
01:10:18.000 Thank you.
01:10:18.000 No-cut.
01:10:18.000 Thank you.
01:10:22.000 Now look how he grabs this firearm here.
01:10:25.000 He's like, what?
01:10:26.000 Oh, you mean like, I thought it was like a cap one.
01:10:26.000 A real?
01:10:30.000 Oh, hell nah.
01:10:30.000 Oh my gosh.
01:10:35.000 Hey, hey, keep that down.
01:10:38.000 What razz worry?
01:10:41.000 By the way, let's bring up the overlay just in case you were wondering, is that a crime in Washington?
01:10:45.000 Yes it is!
01:10:47.000 It's a crime.
01:10:48.000 You have to be 21.
01:10:51.000 I'm not sure if that's, depending on the state, if it's a felony or misdemeanor, depends on how many times you do it.
01:10:55.000 Certainly not legal.
01:10:56.000 Probably most of the time it's a felony.
01:10:58.000 It's not a great thing.
01:10:59.000 Now, would that be, like, in a court of law, video of Raz handing a firearm to a minor, would that count as evidence?
01:11:08.000 That would be evidence.
01:11:10.000 That's not even a cool rap boast.
01:11:12.000 It's like, I gave guns to a kid.
01:11:16.000 I gave guns to a kid, then he shot himself, and that's the end of the story.
01:11:22.000 I don't have anywhere to go from here.
01:11:25.000 Listen, it's sad.
01:11:30.000 It's a sad tale to tell on my b-sides, but this is part of my plea.
01:11:36.000 He should have screened his audience a little bit better.
01:11:38.000 What ever happened with that kid?
01:11:40.000 Well, he's probably dead.
01:11:43.000 I'm not saying that's a good thing.
01:11:45.000 No, it's a dark turn.
01:11:45.000 That guy, he had no idea how to handle a gun.
01:11:48.000 By the way, when I took those girls, just for contrast, when I took those girls from the Change My Mind to the Gun Range, when we did that video for the first time, I didn't, if they at all were, I was like, no, you can't touch the gun.
01:11:59.000 We took a fake firearm right away.
01:12:01.000 Then we took a firearm that was unloaded with a magazine.
01:12:03.000 Like, make sure that, because the important thing is you get a good purchase on that firearm.
01:12:07.000 You got to make sure that you know that you're holding it and control something.
01:12:07.000 Right?
01:12:11.000 Like it's a rag that you find in, like a needle you found in chess.
01:12:14.000 That's not how you hold a firearm.
01:12:17.000 That's how people die.
01:12:18.000 Looks clean.
01:12:20.000 By the way, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
01:12:23.000 Let's check in really quickly with Even Brendan.
01:12:27.000 Even Brendan, tell us what's going on in new Chaz!
01:12:32.000 Yeah, so no one's showed up yet, but we have developments.
01:12:36.000 We have a list of demands.
01:12:38.000 Oh, can I see what they are?
01:12:40.000 OK.
01:12:41.000 Read these out for us.
01:12:41.000 All right.
01:12:42.000 So first, equality.
01:12:45.000 OK, that's good.
01:12:46.000 Broad.
01:12:48.000 Justice.
01:12:49.000 Okay, good.
01:12:50.000 Sir.
01:12:51.000 Weed.
01:12:51.000 That would be, yeah, that should be on the list.
01:12:53.000 Court.
01:12:54.000 Fair wage.
01:12:55.000 Okay.
01:12:56.000 I buy weed.
01:12:56.000 Fifth.
01:12:58.000 Okay.
01:12:59.000 Reparations.
01:13:01.000 Sick.
01:13:01.000 Pot.
01:13:02.000 Okay.
01:13:03.000 Seven.
01:13:03.000 Fund police.
01:13:05.000 Wait, hold on a second.
01:13:06.000 Did you just say defund police or fun police?
01:13:08.000 Ooh, that would be great.
01:13:10.000 Yeah.
01:13:10.000 I'd love a good fun police.
01:13:12.000 Hey, you know what?
01:13:12.000 Even Brendan, scratch out defund police and change it to fun police.
01:13:15.000 Yeah.
01:13:15.000 Because I think that would be a good compromise.
01:13:17.000 If like some fun police showed up.
01:13:18.000 Yeah.
01:13:19.000 Well, and not like policing fun.
01:13:21.000 No, no.
01:13:21.000 If they showed up like fun police.
01:13:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:13:24.000 Hey!
01:13:24.000 There we go.
01:13:25.000 Hey!
01:13:26.000 I don't care.
01:13:26.000 I let my kids drink better in my house.
01:13:29.000 Party police.
01:13:31.000 There we go.
01:13:31.000 Better than drinking under my roof.
01:13:33.000 Right?
01:13:34.000 Better you drink under the law's roof!
01:13:36.000 But police!
01:13:39.000 I don't think the black community will be happy.
01:13:41.000 They're very upset about that.
01:13:42.000 I'm sorry.
01:13:43.000 I really don't appreciate your condensation.
01:13:47.000 Condescension.
01:13:48.000 You didn't get that right the third or fourth time.
01:13:52.000 What other demands do you have there even, Brendan?
01:13:55.000 We have end capitalism.
01:13:58.000 Okay.
01:13:58.000 Oh yeah.
01:14:00.000 And, uh, ganja, we don't know how to spell it.
01:14:03.000 By the way, Quarter Black Garrett might be heading your way, because I don't know if you know he was chased off by an angry mob of lesbians and jorts.
01:14:09.000 Yeah.
01:14:11.000 So, we'll check back in with you.
01:14:13.000 Can we check back in?
01:14:14.000 Do we have anything from Quarter Black Garrett?
01:14:16.000 We have him.
01:14:16.000 Oh, Quarter Black Garrett, where is Quarter Black Garrett?
01:14:18.000 Is he still in the car at the Taco Bell?
01:14:20.000 They're walking.
01:14:22.000 Oh, they're walking.
01:14:24.000 So, Quarter Black Garrett, where are you now?
01:14:27.000 Looks like Bel Air.
01:14:30.000 Trying to reposition.
01:14:31.000 Hey, change your... They're on our tail, man.
01:14:36.000 Whoa.
01:14:37.000 Are they actually on your tail?
01:14:40.000 What is this, Top Gun?
01:14:40.000 I mean, I don't physically have a tail, Steven.
01:14:42.000 Right.
01:14:44.000 I just hit a rifle.
01:14:46.000 Oops.
01:14:47.000 And I was criticizing Raz.
01:14:48.000 I have no leg to stand on.
01:14:53.000 Are you back in?
01:14:56.000 Yeah, we're back in, we're back in.
01:14:57.000 Okay, we're back in the Chazz.
01:14:59.000 So, alright, well listen, I want you to get settled, and we're gonna check back in with you in a little bit.
01:15:02.000 Just stay safe, get settled, and avoid the jorts.
01:15:06.000 The jorts is like, it's like shirts and skins, and jorts are always skins.
01:15:10.000 Yeah.
01:15:11.000 What?
01:15:12.000 It's not good.
01:15:13.000 I'm honestly speechless at the moment.
01:15:15.000 Fuck, there's somebody yelling.
01:15:17.000 Okay, all right, let's let him go for a little bit, let him get to safety.
01:15:19.000 Yeah, you guys go ahead.
01:15:21.000 And by the way, let's get to Raz.
01:15:22.000 A little more info, again, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
01:15:25.000 You guys just let me know that he's alive.
01:15:27.000 Oh, yeah, well, he's there.
01:15:29.000 Raz is, by the way, living the American capitalist dream, to be clear, people who are following this guy.
01:15:34.000 He's worth between one to five million dollars, and I know this is publicly available, and like, for some reason, I am on Black Celebrity Net Worth.
01:15:40.000 Oh, are you?
01:15:41.000 And it has me listed at, like, five million dollars net worth, and it says that I have oceanfront property in Dallas.
01:15:47.000 Well... Yeah, this is an actual thing that you can find right now.
01:15:49.000 It says... Wow.
01:15:50.000 That's interesting.
01:15:51.000 Yeah, it's written by someone from Bangladesh.
01:15:52.000 It's like, make much money from YouTube video and have waterfront property in Dallas.
01:15:57.000 And there's an old Instagram picture from my grandmother-in-law's lake house from like eight years ago.
01:16:02.000 Wow.
01:16:03.000 So the point is, I cannot entirely confirm this, but I can confirm that the City of Seattle awarded Raz Simone $83,000, a grant to help build his studios, which apparently became somewhat successful.
01:16:16.000 And that's where he got all of his luxury cars, a plethora of high-end luxury rental properties, he has local businesses, was it Black Umbrella, Inc.
01:16:25.000 is one, the Aurora Smoke Shop.
01:16:29.000 Commodity Properties, LLC, and of course he's a superhost there at Airbnb.
01:16:33.000 That takes effort.
01:16:34.000 Effort.
01:16:34.000 Commonly referred to as New Chaz.
01:16:38.000 Only because it's been taken over.
01:16:39.000 I like his support of capitalism.
01:16:41.000 Yes, I do too.
01:16:41.000 I appreciate it.
01:16:42.000 Did he just start hating the man?
01:16:43.000 Because the man's been pretty good to him, it seems.
01:16:45.000 Who?
01:16:46.000 Raz?
01:16:46.000 Yeah.
01:16:46.000 Well, Raz is the man.
01:16:47.000 Well, now he is.
01:16:48.000 Yeah, Raz is the man.
01:16:48.000 No, no, no.
01:16:49.000 He's always been the man.
01:16:50.000 Yeah, he's always been the man.
01:16:51.000 He's always been the man.
01:16:52.000 He's gamed the system.
01:16:53.000 He got an $83,000 grant.
01:16:54.000 How does that happen?
01:16:55.000 To build a studio.
01:16:56.000 I'm going to apply for one.
01:16:57.000 I mean, if you ever just wanted, if you were just in a strong desire to give money away that you were almost guaranteed you'd never see again.
01:17:06.000 The people of Seattle have to be happy.
01:17:08.000 The $83,000 for That's So Raz Studio.
01:17:13.000 I liked it.
01:17:14.000 I'd be like, I would take my money and just let it fly away.
01:17:19.000 Yeah, it's like you build a police precinct and then let the mob take it over.
01:17:23.000 Right, exactly.
01:17:24.000 Well, at least they're being consistent.
01:17:25.000 But if it was ever yours to begin with, you should let it go and it's covered in penises.
01:17:29.000 So it's just covered in penises.
01:17:31.000 Doesn't work with this saying.
01:17:32.000 It's gonna take a lot of paint.
01:17:33.000 So Raz, as said, Raz Simone, again the host of New Chaz, we appreciate him being so generous.
01:17:40.000 He's gone on record saying that all he wants is peace.
01:17:43.000 Let's see the clip.
01:17:45.000 Being on the ground, it's been A bunch of peaceful humans who are upset about all the injustices that they've been seeing and specifically towards black people right now.
01:17:59.000 Is Raz under that pile of laundry?
01:18:01.000 I think so.
01:18:05.000 It's like when we have warm clothes and Betty is in it.
01:18:08.000 You're like, Betty, you really love laundry!
01:18:11.000 Are you comparing him to a dog?
01:18:12.000 No, I'm not comparing him to a dog.
01:18:14.000 Stop with all the them and they.
01:18:15.000 By the way, do you think he's so polite?
01:18:16.000 Do you think he had to say humans because people offended somebody?
01:18:19.000 Probably so.
01:18:25.000 Mammals.
01:18:26.000 Peaceful.
01:18:27.000 Mammals who walk on two feet and have a conscience.
01:18:34.000 The sentient being.
01:18:35.000 Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:18:37.000 Because all beings are sentient.
01:18:39.000 I mean, like, have the ability to, like, I am a human, therefore I is.
01:18:46.000 That is so deep.
01:18:47.000 And I would like another grant.
01:18:49.000 More money, please.
01:18:51.000 Here he is, so he's talking about peaceful humans.
01:18:53.000 Well, here he is actually, his latest video features graffiti that says, a good cop is a dead cop.
01:18:57.000 So, seems like he's, it's not a literal.
01:19:00.000 When he said peaceful, he didn't mean literally.
01:19:02.000 Well, he doesn't consider cops to be humans, I think is the thing.
01:19:05.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:19:06.000 So, yeah.
01:19:07.000 That's, I don't know, he listened to the White Album one too many times.
01:19:10.000 So wait, what?
01:19:10.000 Wait, wait, wait.
01:19:12.000 Why did we send Brendan to New Chaz then?
01:19:15.000 It was Brendan's call.
01:19:17.000 He really was.
01:19:18.000 He thought it was the safer option.
01:19:20.000 Whoops!
01:19:22.000 Sorry!
01:19:23.000 No, you know, listen.
01:19:24.000 Raz, Raz is a sensible man.
01:19:26.000 He doesn't want to lose the Airbnb rating.
01:19:28.000 Which brings us to our next... Yeah, that's the beauty of the free market, the accountability.
01:19:33.000 Raz, Raz, Raz, if you touch one hair on even Brendan's head, I will one-star you, so help me God.
01:19:42.000 I really hope he's okay.
01:19:43.000 Find the ultimatum.
01:19:44.000 I will downvote all of your rap videos.
01:19:48.000 All of which, by the way, we get it.
01:19:49.000 You like doing the shot in a moving car.
01:19:52.000 All of his rap videos have him in a car with his jacket on.
01:19:55.000 Like, I'm driving.
01:19:57.000 We get it.
01:19:59.000 Because you know, it feels like it separates him from crappy... No, no, no.
01:20:01.000 That's a crappy YouTube video.
01:20:03.000 I want mine to be quality.
01:20:04.000 What do you mean?
01:20:04.000 Like, I want a lot of shots of me on the car.
01:20:08.000 And the car?
01:20:09.000 Gotta be moving.
01:20:10.000 Gotta be moving, driving at night time.
01:20:14.000 We got a jib and we got a cam on a track.
01:20:18.000 Just kidding, it's a guy with an iPhone.
01:20:22.000 It auto-stabilizes now.
01:20:23.000 It ain't even hard.
01:20:24.000 He just puts that shit in portrait mode.
01:20:25.000 Y'all don't know the difference.
01:20:27.000 MTV!
01:20:30.000 I don't know where this is going.
01:20:31.000 I'm just hoping the court of Blackart is safe.
01:20:33.000 We'll see.
01:20:33.000 Speaking of which as a sensible man, here's a video of Raz physically attacking someone while live streaming someone
01:20:39.000 was live streaming from Chaz Oh
01:21:10.000 That stream did not end up at the Taco Bell drive-thru.
01:21:12.000 No.
01:21:13.000 Very peaceful, though.
01:21:14.000 Very, very peaceful.
01:21:14.000 Speaking of, we can check in on Garrett if you want to.
01:21:19.000 You want to check in with Garrett?
01:21:20.000 Is that what's going on?
01:21:21.000 No, no.
01:21:21.000 No?
01:21:21.000 We don't want to check in with Garrett?
01:21:23.000 Never?
01:21:23.000 Gibbon's like, no.
01:21:25.000 They're actually getting burritos.
01:21:28.000 Let's go right now.
01:21:28.000 Let me see what they're doing there.
01:21:29.000 Are they totally fine?
01:21:30.000 Don't tell me no.
01:21:32.000 I'm the host of this show.
01:21:33.000 Son of a bitch.
01:21:35.000 I totally had to.
01:21:36.000 That better be a burrito in jazz.
01:21:38.000 Hey, I said don't come back to us.
01:21:39.000 I said don't come back.
01:21:42.000 Get rid of it.
01:21:42.000 Get rid of it.
01:21:43.000 We'll go back to them.
01:21:44.000 Hashtag cry or laugh in jazz.
01:21:46.000 Like I said, this cost us so much money and it could be great or it could be what you see.
01:21:51.000 Worth every penny.
01:21:52.000 It is worth no pennies.
01:21:54.000 I would rather throw them into a fountain.
01:21:56.000 Well, you have.
01:21:58.000 Essentially.
01:21:59.000 Three coins and a fountain.
01:22:00.000 This dream really sucks.
01:22:02.000 So, here's another one, too, that I think should really bother, because these things that we've said have bothered, you know, sensible people, our audience.
01:22:08.000 But his own audience, the lesbians in George, should be like, Punching other black guys who disagree!
01:22:17.000 That's a very long chant.
01:22:18.000 It's a mom mentality.
01:22:18.000 They're not good with chants.
01:22:19.000 Name me the last great lesbian lyricist.
01:22:24.000 Melissa Etheridge doesn't count.
01:22:25.000 I have no idea.
01:22:26.000 I mean even her!
01:22:28.000 Come to my window!
01:22:31.000 Okay, I'm here.
01:22:33.000 I didn't have a plan!
01:22:39.000 This is where we are!
01:22:42.000 Window!
01:22:43.000 I don't know where you go from there.
01:22:46.000 And she lost out to the other lesbian lyricists for those animal shelter commercials.
01:22:51.000 How crappy must that feel?
01:22:53.000 Every time she sees that little one-eyed dog on the screen she's like, that could have been me!
01:22:59.000 It's like coming in second to Stelter.
01:23:01.000 Why does it sound like Creed?
01:23:03.000 I don't know.
01:23:05.000 It all blends together eventually.
01:23:08.000 Scott Stewart.
01:23:10.000 It's all together.
01:23:11.000 Just one.
01:23:11.000 It's all the same person.
01:23:13.000 Yeah, to be on the radio in the 90s, you had to be real growly.
01:23:15.000 Yeah, you did.
01:23:18.000 Or Sinead O'Connor.
01:23:20.000 Anxiety.
01:23:21.000 Anxiety, yes.
01:23:22.000 And you know what?
01:23:23.000 The point is, they were all irritating, but none of them wore jorts.
01:23:29.000 So this is what will upset Raz's own audience, I think, is that they think of Raz as woke, right?
01:23:34.000 Black lives matter.
01:23:35.000 He's gotta be woke.
01:23:37.000 I don't think that we've ever even come close to broaching the level of homophobia that Raz has put out on public for all to see.
01:23:43.000 And by the way, of course, everything you're about to see, he'll claim he was hacked.
01:23:47.000 No, he was not hacked, we can confirm.
01:23:49.000 So this is actually, he's feuded with other, he's beefed with other rappers.
01:23:55.000 Which is funny, when I was doing research, something that was like a pro-rap set was like, he's beefed with other rappers like Macklemore.
01:24:00.000 It's like... Really?
01:24:02.000 It's like me right now being like, yo, Mike Tyson's a bitch!
01:24:05.000 He's ducking me!
01:24:09.000 Raz is feuding with Macklemore.
01:24:12.000 Macklemore is the Mike Tyson of rap.
01:24:14.000 I'm just saying.
01:24:16.000 It's like when people have like four subscribers and they're like, why did I cry in a debate?
01:24:20.000 It's like, because you're an egg.
01:24:23.000 You're an egg with an underscore in your call sign.
01:24:29.000 I don't do underscores.
01:24:32.000 That's not true.
01:24:32.000 I have had, I've copulated with an underscore in my day.
01:24:35.000 Oh no.
01:24:36.000 Oh my god.
01:24:37.000 Wow.
01:24:37.000 That's embarrassing.
01:24:38.000 Yep.
01:24:39.000 How do I resign?
01:24:39.000 How dare you call your wife that?
01:24:40.000 My wife is in the audience, and by the way, she's paralyzed.
01:24:46.000 I'm sitting there, he's making this joke about my wife, she's there with her cane.
01:24:50.000 She's doing better!
01:24:51.000 She's doing better!
01:24:52.000 Yeah, good, that's right.
01:24:53.000 Is it long enough to hit you?
01:24:54.000 I hope she just miracle on 34th Street your ass.
01:24:57.000 That's not true!
01:25:01.000 I'll take it.
01:25:03.000 You will take it.
01:25:04.000 Because I'll be the one administering the cane beating like you spit out gum in Singapore.
01:25:08.000 Well, that's true.
01:25:09.000 So, um, no one here, no one knows the chewing gum laws in Singapore?
01:25:12.000 I do, I said that's true.
01:25:13.000 I chewed gum in Singapore in protest.
01:25:15.000 You don't count.
01:25:16.000 Really?
01:25:16.000 I did, actually.
01:25:17.000 You rebel.
01:25:18.000 They said it was bad and I was like, why?
01:25:19.000 Oh yeah, that's not really a protest, that's called being a dumbass who doesn't understand the law.
01:25:23.000 Retroactively, I'm saying it was a protest.
01:25:25.000 Right, well I hope you enjoyed your meal at the Hard Rock.
01:25:27.000 So, Raz went on to say...
01:25:29.000 I just wanted to fit in a jab at...
01:25:31.000 He went on, he's been beaving with rappers, but this is the actual rapper who was at his level.
01:25:35.000 He actually, this is a Raz tweet, I was always leery of like,
01:25:39.000 does he mean what he's saying, talking about another rapper.
01:25:41.000 Is he culturally appropriating gay people?
01:25:43.000 Does he really care about the communities that he's speaking about?
01:25:47.000 And then he went on to say, Can I say this or are we going to get banned from YouTube?
01:25:51.000 Are you gonna get banned from the live?
01:25:52.000 I think you have to.
01:25:53.000 We can show it.
01:25:53.000 It's fine.
01:25:54.000 Okay, I'll show it to you, where he's talking about this other rapper, who I guess may or may not be gay, just filled with human fluid, queer ass, and then he wrote, you get to being a rapper is being the poster boy for the fig-it community, and bragging, there ain't no figs in my family, wouldn't give up the ass, Whole and wouldn't smash.
01:26:20.000 Now, what's most offensive to me is that's nonsensical.
01:26:23.000 It really is.
01:26:23.000 I'm not sure I follow.
01:26:24.000 If you're going to commit a hate crime, laser in.
01:26:28.000 Laser in, Raz.
01:26:29.000 People need to know who you hate.
01:26:31.000 You can't just dirty bomb your hatred.
01:26:33.000 Read some Strunk and White.
01:26:34.000 I mean, come on.
01:26:35.000 Get it together.
01:26:36.000 Elements of style.
01:26:37.000 You know what?
01:26:38.000 Chinese are lazy.
01:26:39.000 No one's gonna buy that.
01:26:41.000 laughter laughter
01:26:45.000 The hashtag is The promo code is CHAZ.
01:26:50.000 C-H-A-Z.
01:26:52.000 $20 from all MugClub signups at lotofcrowder.com slash MugClub.
01:26:55.000 We'll go to charities for police officers and their families.
01:27:00.000 Go ahead.
01:27:00.000 I was gonna say, by the way, I love that the first thing that these guys did was build a wall, arm people at the wall, and then selected Raz as their leader.
01:27:07.000 These are thinking people, right?
01:27:10.000 Or allowed him to take them over?
01:27:12.000 I think what really just happened is I think there was a black man in Chaz.
01:27:16.000 It's so close!
01:27:18.000 It's all so stupid!
01:27:19.000 They were made for each other!
01:27:20.000 Yeah, where I just think he's like, Chaz is mine now!
01:27:23.000 Your Chaz belongs to me!
01:27:26.000 Alright.
01:27:27.000 We saw the movie, you're right.
01:27:28.000 I guess.
01:27:29.000 Okay, this is how it's gonna be.
01:27:30.000 Alright, that's how it's gonna be.
01:27:32.000 And then when someone got shot and the mayor was like, well actually now it's not summer love, you have to leave.
01:27:35.000 They're like, okay, alright, we'll leave.
01:27:37.000 So I was like, no, stay!
01:27:38.000 They're like, make up your mind.
01:27:39.000 I guess they're gonna stay.
01:27:43.000 If ever you wanted to see the opposite of individual thinking, it was Chaz.
01:27:49.000 I mean, you'd think that one individual would know how to farm.
01:27:52.000 Like, garden.
01:27:53.000 Like, you can't find one person with a green thumb.
01:27:55.000 Just one person who's like, hey!
01:27:57.000 That pot that you put in your plant, it doesn't have any dirt in it.
01:28:01.000 And someone would be like, oh, we need dirt?
01:28:06.000 I thought it was cardboard.
01:28:07.000 And then someone could just be like, yeah, you should probably put some dirt in that and some water.
01:28:10.000 And then they wouldn't all have to die.
01:28:12.000 Right.
01:28:13.000 Yeah.
01:28:14.000 It would be easier.
01:28:15.000 You know, I do have a question about who's going to, once eventually the summer of love is over, which everyone knows in Seattle, summer really lasts like three days.
01:28:23.000 Right.
01:28:23.000 And so maybe, you know, kind of if you adjust for that climate.
01:28:27.000 But who's going to pay to clean up the East Precinct?
01:28:30.000 Who's going to pay to clean up the field where Quarter Black bitched out and left?
01:28:36.000 I feel like we're sending him mixed messages.
01:28:39.000 We are.
01:28:39.000 Yeah.
01:28:40.000 Because Gerald is cowardly and then you, you know, you want to, you want him to die.
01:28:45.000 No, no, but you know.
01:28:47.000 Somewhere in the middle.
01:28:48.000 There's a little bit of animosity between us.
01:28:51.000 I know.
01:28:51.000 Especially in this situation here.
01:28:58.000 That's not a racist term.
01:28:59.000 It's the slightly politically incorrect term for people who are a quarter of black.
01:29:04.000 If you really want to do the dog whistle, you know that guy is Yeah.
01:29:11.000 Well, it's harder to do that one.
01:29:12.000 We're going to hear the Malitha estimates.
01:29:13.000 I'm bothered.
01:29:14.000 I'm really bothered by that.
01:29:15.000 We're going to hear that the next commercial is going to be, Donate to Clean Up Chaz.
01:29:18.000 And if you don't, you're a white supremacist.
01:29:20.000 Yeah.
01:29:20.000 That's the next one.
01:29:21.000 I think we should donate just bombs.
01:29:25.000 Bombs?
01:29:26.000 Wow.
01:29:26.000 Like bombs that just sort of... Like cockroach bombs.
01:29:28.000 Yes.
01:29:28.000 Cockroach bombs.
01:29:28.000 Yeah.
01:29:29.000 They clean out bugs.
01:29:29.000 Foggers.
01:29:30.000 Yeah.
01:29:30.000 Foggers.
01:29:30.000 Foggers.
01:29:31.000 There we go.
01:29:31.000 Yeah.
01:29:31.000 Foggers.
01:29:32.000 You have to be specific.
01:29:33.000 We should donate just foggers, which really someone, just a good Samaritan down there with Home Depot.
01:29:37.000 Yeah.
01:29:37.000 Just start setting them off.
01:29:39.000 No, I really do have a problem that this has been allowed to take root in the United States of America.
01:29:43.000 What, do we have 50-something businesses now suing the city of Seattle?
01:29:49.000 I hope they win!
01:29:50.000 This is a direct effect of, and this is one thing too, like you can see, I've always said I will never run for office unless like maybe it would be like mayor, maybe governor, because you can have a direct effect.
01:29:59.000 It would be funny, but I would only ever do it if I thought I could improve a city, because you can actually, there can be a net effect directly attributable to your actions.
01:30:06.000 And in this case, we have a woman who said, Chaz is great, summer of love, go on down to Chaz, and we have businesses destroyed, and at least three people shot, God knows how many bodies are hidden there.
01:30:17.000 And we had a complicit media, and just, the reason this is so important is because it's a microcosm.
01:30:22.000 of exactly what will happen with the violent protests. Just like now they're trying to blame
01:30:26.000 the coronavirus cases on a rally. They tried to blame it the same day as the rally.
01:30:31.000 Yeah, exactly. I don't think we get tests that quickly.
01:30:33.000 They're not putting that on any of the violent protests where people are not wearing masks
01:30:37.000 and screaming at cops. Thank God they have sneeze shields.
01:30:39.000 I don't know where they get those shields now for cops.
01:30:43.000 It's like they get them at the top of the... They just got them when Ponderosa Steakhouse was having a fire sale.
01:30:49.000 Like a cop could... Oh, look at that!
01:30:51.000 Hey, that could be good for the precinct!
01:30:54.000 Just cut that out and we'll have a lot of them!
01:30:56.000 Just the Subway Sneeze Shield.
01:30:58.000 Yeah, the Subway Sneeze Shield.
01:30:59.000 That goes up and down.
01:31:00.000 Subway!
01:31:01.000 Eat fresh!
01:31:04.000 Really?
01:31:04.000 Mid-2000s John Lovett Subway commercial.
01:31:06.000 Oh, I didn't see that one.
01:31:08.000 Owned by Gremlin?
01:31:09.000 References!
01:31:10.000 Tried to bang my wife, John Lovett.
01:31:11.000 Whoa!
01:31:12.000 What?
01:31:13.000 Yikes!
01:31:14.000 How come I haven't heard of him?
01:31:14.000 Say, who's your husband?
01:31:17.000 Cause you're an asshole.
01:31:19.000 Started stand-up at 65.
01:31:23.000 Can you imagine me just now being like, I'm going to give Bubba Wallace a run for his money at NASCAR.
01:31:28.000 And I'm 32.
01:31:30.000 But at 65, you're just going to enter a new professional endeavor.
01:31:33.000 Are you going to point to a noose as well?
01:31:35.000 Well, sometimes they say, you know, it's never too late.
01:31:37.000 John Lovitz, it's too late.
01:31:40.000 Raz, it's not too late for you.
01:31:41.000 But they're going to, just like they moved on from Raz, they've tried to move on.
01:31:44.000 My man bun is going away here.
01:31:46.000 It is.
01:31:46.000 How can men have this and not kill themselves?
01:31:49.000 The Millennials watching are like, more Jon Lovitz content.
01:31:51.000 Yes, more Jon Lovitz content.
01:31:54.000 It's gonna be a huge spike.
01:31:55.000 It's like a 9,000% increase.
01:31:57.000 Who is Jon Lovitz?
01:31:58.000 That's the hashtag that trends.
01:32:01.000 Hashtag Jon Lovitz or Jiminy Glick.
01:32:01.000 F you Jon Lovitz.
01:32:03.000 That's an interesting question.
01:32:07.000 I do find it remarkable.
01:32:08.000 They've just completely forgotten about Chaz when it was closed.
01:32:10.000 They won't cover it.
01:32:12.000 And that's what's going to happen with the protests as they go away.
01:32:14.000 And the history books won't remember the billions of dollars in property damage.
01:32:19.000 The dozens of lives lost.
01:32:21.000 Hundreds of officers who were seriously injured.
01:32:24.000 This is important because Chas was the most extreme example of the experiment that is socialism in the United States, though really it wasn't.
01:32:32.000 But you see it never, ever, ever works.
01:32:34.000 And of course, what will they say about Chas?
01:32:37.000 Well, it just wasn't the right person.
01:32:38.000 Of course.
01:32:39.000 It wasn't the right person who did it.
01:32:40.000 Raz wasn't the right leader.
01:32:41.000 Let's toss him into the pile along with Stalin and Mao and Hitler and Che Guevara and Maduro and Chavez.
01:32:49.000 That's a lot of them.
01:32:50.000 Yeah.
01:32:51.000 Everyone who has ever tried socialism ever.
01:32:53.000 Yeah.
01:32:54.000 Let's just throw them in there.
01:32:55.000 That's what's going to happen.
01:32:57.000 And it's remarkable to me because our kids will probably be looking back on, just like people look back on Woodstock, fine?
01:33:01.000 I guarantee you.
01:33:02.000 Woodstock was just a bunch of people who were drugged out raping in the mud.
01:33:05.000 I'm sorry, you remember it as something that it wasn't.
01:33:08.000 We have video evidence that it was not.
01:33:10.000 If you actually knew what the evil and the violence and the unrest that the flower power era brought back then, that most people hated, you would want to see that daisy in the rifle going out the back of his hand.
01:33:26.000 No, it's not terrible.
01:33:27.000 Some people don't understand what happened back then.
01:33:29.000 Kids wanted to go to their schools, and they were being shouted down, and they were being attacked.
01:33:33.000 Woodstock.
01:33:34.000 There were all kinds of reported rapes that were never investigated.
01:33:36.000 In the original Woodstock, people think, well, that was only 99.
01:33:40.000 Crime was worse in that era than in the late 1990s.
01:33:40.000 No!
01:33:43.000 No, I guarantee you're right.
01:33:45.000 And people look back on Chaz and say, well, it was mostly peaceful.
01:33:47.000 How many people were shot?
01:33:49.000 Yeah, they'll just kind of... Five?
01:33:50.000 How many were shot in the rest of the country at that point, like per capita?
01:33:54.000 Eh, a hundred times less.
01:33:55.000 One one-hundredth, but you say tomato!
01:33:58.000 We fucked up, so...
01:34:01.000 I think you're right.
01:34:02.000 I think we will look back in history on this and it will be some kind of pared down version that says, oh this was an experiment.
01:34:08.000 This was something that people were trying to say that freedom matters again.
01:34:11.000 And it was this peaceful thing.
01:34:11.000 Right?
01:34:12.000 It was a summer love.
01:34:13.000 All those quotes but none of the bad stuff.
01:34:16.000 None of the deaths.
01:34:17.000 None of the beatings.
01:34:18.000 None of the people who couldn't live their life.
01:34:19.000 Can you imagine being a white guy that lives in the middle of Chaz and you have to leave to go to work?
01:34:23.000 Are you kidding me?
01:34:24.000 You walk out... Well, there's a lot of white people there.
01:34:26.000 Well, I know there's a lot of white people there, but at night, that guy was like, yeah, come down here and walk around sometimes, and I hate going through this place.
01:34:31.000 Like, there was an element of fear just to walk through there at night.
01:34:34.000 Well, it's not because he's a white guy.
01:34:35.000 Really?
01:34:35.000 It's because he's not a member of Chaz.
01:34:36.000 Yeah, Chaz is mostly white, but they make you kneel for black people.
01:34:39.000 That's my point.
01:34:40.000 Gerald is afraid for him.
01:34:46.000 Your whiteness is really a huge part of your identity.
01:34:49.000 It's all you have.
01:34:49.000 It really is.
01:34:50.000 Steven, I just want to make sure I'm okay.
01:34:52.000 It's white and wine.
01:34:53.000 And tall.
01:34:54.000 I have tall.
01:34:54.000 Yeah.
01:34:55.000 It's so sad.
01:34:57.000 But I do hate it when they say experiment.
01:34:58.000 No, no.
01:34:59.000 It's not experimenting if it's somebody else's stuff.
01:35:02.000 You know what was an experiment?
01:35:03.000 The United States of America.
01:35:05.000 People don't understand.
01:35:05.000 That was a great experiment.
01:35:06.000 When people say we need to return to European-style socialism, guess what?
01:35:10.000 That's why we left.
01:35:11.000 And I know they'll say, well, modern European socialism versus a monarchy.
01:35:13.000 No.
01:35:13.000 Centralized government, a Church of England, Any kind of state-enforced denomination, taxation without representation, over-taxation, no freedom of speech, which doesn't exist in Europe, people not having the right to bear arms to protect themselves from a tyrannical government, no fail-safes.
01:35:27.000 The United States was an experiment.
01:35:30.000 CHAZ is not.
01:35:32.000 It's not an experiment.
01:35:33.000 None of these things are experiments.
01:35:35.000 Woodstock, Chaz, flower power, it's theft.
01:35:39.000 It is theft, and it doesn't work.
01:35:41.000 And by the way, if you're conducting a scientific experiment, you start off with a hypothesis, and if it's proven verifiably false, you abandon it.
01:35:50.000 Every time socialism or some kind of a Chaz-like commune has been tried, it's been proven verifiably false, and I hate that probably our grandkids will learn that it was just something... By the way, If you ever want to have a counter-argument and some people try and say, oh, socialism has worked, what they try and point to is Catalina.
01:36:09.000 Catalonia, yeah.
01:36:10.000 Sorry, Catalonia before the Russians came in.
01:36:13.000 Was it 36?
01:36:14.000 It might have ended in 36.
01:36:15.000 It was the 1930s.
01:36:16.000 32 years.
01:36:17.000 I think it was for about two years.
01:36:19.000 It was Chazz.
01:36:21.000 It was a socialist anarcho-syndicate, I think is what they say.
01:36:26.000 And we were going to do a whole segment on it.
01:36:28.000 And they were like, no one cares about this.
01:36:31.000 Because no one should care about Chazz in a few years.
01:36:33.000 But when people try to point to some example that works, you look into it and they're all Chazz.
01:36:38.000 Chazz is just the newest in a long line of many Chazzes.
01:36:43.000 As a matter of fact, every time a Chazz-like situation has been tried, it's always ended up like Chazz.
01:36:48.000 It was inevitable, right?
01:36:49.000 And I love Donald Trump's response, like, please try it, Chaz, here.
01:36:52.000 We will beat it with incredible force.
01:36:54.000 Like, you won't be able to set this up here in D.C.
01:36:56.000 If they try that in Texas, I hope that they rubber bullet, like, Robert Redford's the last castle.
01:37:02.000 Are you pointing to me?
01:37:03.000 We want to go and see where Quarterback Garrett is?
01:37:04.000 Is he still out there?
01:37:05.000 Let's see.
01:37:05.000 Quarterback Garrett, hashtag CrowderLive from Chaz.
01:37:08.000 Quarterback Garrett, where are you, sir?
01:37:11.000 Look, Steven, you know, I'm not all like, ha ha ha.
01:37:14.000 This is not, you know, this ain't a joke, OK?
01:37:17.000 This is very serious.
01:37:19.000 Chop is for real.
01:37:21.000 I've come around.
01:37:22.000 Chop is for real.
01:37:26.000 It's a real thing, Stephen.
01:37:28.000 Hey, did you get that from the No Cop Co-op?
01:37:32.000 That sandwich?
01:37:32.000 This?
01:37:33.000 What are you talking about?
01:37:39.000 Well, he did get the weed from the co-op, apparently.
01:37:42.000 The munchies and the lack of... Well, you know what?
01:37:44.000 Get to the house party there in New Chaz.
01:37:46.000 New Chaz is safer.
01:37:48.000 And we're going to go check in with Eve and Brendan here pretty soon.
01:37:52.000 So again, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
01:37:56.000 We're going to be ending this show here really soon.
01:37:58.000 By the way, thank you so much.
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01:38:11.000 And so let's take some home on the 4th of July break.
01:38:15.000 Now, we're taking a break from being live, but we pre-taped some patriotic-themed episodes here that you'll be able to watch next week.
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01:38:30.000 Is that enough?
01:38:31.000 Is that fine?
01:38:32.000 Okay.
01:38:34.000 Mom's the word.
01:38:35.000 But it is the Vox Apocalypse anniversary, so hope you remember it, because we do.
01:38:41.000 We're checking in with Eve and Brendan.
01:38:42.000 Let's do it.
01:38:43.000 And we appreciate you guys so much.
01:38:44.000 Chaz Promo Code, Crowder Live from Chaz.
01:38:46.000 Let's see, Brendan, what is going on in New Chaz?
01:38:53.000 We're leaving New Chaz.
01:38:55.000 Some new developments are in place that are saying that Raz doesn't really want us in his apartment.
01:39:02.000 Well, hold on a second, why does he not want... can you call Raz for us? Can you get him on the phone?
01:39:07.000 Um, I might be able to call him if you check back with me in a couple minutes.
01:39:13.000 Okay, let's call him from the... we'll check back.
01:39:18.000 That is the face of death.
01:39:20.000 Oh boy.
01:39:21.000 Hey, Raz!
01:39:23.000 Raz, they're at your place!
01:39:24.000 What?
01:39:25.000 I think I heard a poop.
01:39:26.000 Was he in the basement?
01:39:30.000 I think he was in the basement.
01:39:31.000 Staircase or something.
01:39:32.000 He was definitely in like the servant's hallway in the back of that building.
01:39:36.000 Raz!
01:39:37.000 Raz!
01:39:37.000 Hope you like your one star, buddy!
01:39:39.000 Yep, it's Abdon.
01:39:40.000 No, no, he had all of his hairs.
01:39:41.000 Hold that threat.
01:39:41.000 Hold that threat.
01:39:44.000 He didn't even get to stay the night.
01:39:46.000 He didn't even get to stay the night.
01:39:48.000 Let me ask this.
01:39:49.000 Legally, are you not allowed to have guests when you have an Airbnb?
01:39:52.000 Man, I don't know.
01:39:54.000 Do I look like an Airbnb lawyer?
01:39:57.000 Right.
01:39:57.000 Is the occupancy limit three?
01:39:58.000 Well, I don't know.
01:39:59.000 He had three people.
01:40:00.000 I doubt it.
01:40:01.000 I'm just saying.
01:40:01.000 Is there a hobo clause?
01:40:03.000 You should file an action against Raz for kicking you out before your rental was up.
01:40:08.000 The max on the listing was six.
01:40:10.000 Oh, perfect!
01:40:11.000 Three people there!
01:40:12.000 So even if Price and Quarterback Garrett were still there, we would still be under the occupancy, and that son of a bitch still didn't fix the ice machine!
01:40:19.000 No!
01:40:20.000 Get your money back!
01:40:21.000 So much ice!
01:40:22.000 You should let people know!
01:40:23.000 Well, okay, here's the thing.
01:40:25.000 Okay, Raz, I don't want to besmirch Raz's reputation.
01:40:27.000 So, Raz Simone, the ice machine does work.
01:40:30.000 It does.
01:40:30.000 But it tastes funky.
01:40:32.000 It's the kind of ice where you have to put in the baking soda, and then you have to get rid of all the ice and purge it, and then it's 24 hours for you to get new ice, and God forbid you accidentally hit ice because then it cycles like auger.
01:40:43.000 Yeah, and you gotta get a tray in the meantime.
01:40:45.000 Right, exactly.
01:40:46.000 And so I understand that Raz, you might be worth $5 million, but having to live with that ice machine...
01:40:52.000 It's a struggle!
01:40:53.000 I'd rent the place out too.
01:40:54.000 I wouldn't live there anymore.
01:40:55.000 That's my point.
01:40:56.000 It's Raz and Simone.
01:40:59.000 He's a paper tiger.
01:41:01.000 He's just trying to pawn off his problems on unsuspecting tenants.
01:41:06.000 That's true.
01:41:07.000 And I tell you what, I'd have a good mind to Michael Keaton go Pacific Heights on your ass because I know squatters' rights in Washington, my friend.
01:41:14.000 Okay?
01:41:14.000 You'd be like Matthew Modine with the townhouse in San Francisco and I would be down twirling a razor blade between my fingers and putting up cockroaches.
01:41:21.000 Pacific Heights was a fantastic film.
01:41:23.000 Also, Michael Keaton was the one who created that.
01:41:25.000 You know that John Lovitz?
01:41:26.000 Get back to John Lovitz.
01:41:26.000 You know the John Lovitz?
01:41:28.000 Because we haven't had enough of John Lovitz.
01:41:29.000 You know the John Lovitz liar?
01:41:30.000 The, I was with my girlfriend.
01:41:32.000 Pamela Anderson.
01:41:32.000 Yeah, that's the ticket.
01:41:34.000 That was a rip-off of Michael Keaton's stand-up act.
01:41:37.000 He used to do a bit about James Cagney, like people he used to interrogate in the old film noirs, and he'd say, uh, yeah, actually, I was with my, uh, girlfriend, uh, Annette Bening, see?
01:41:48.000 And John Lovitz ripped it off entirely.
01:41:50.000 Oh my gosh.
01:41:50.000 So actually, if you go and listen to Norm Macdonald, he talks about it.
01:41:54.000 And, uh, Michael Keaton was a very underappreciated, uh, stand-up comedian.
01:41:59.000 I have to ask, are these guys getting, like, hazard pay?
01:42:01.000 Like, if any of them get beat up, is there, like, a bonus?
01:42:03.000 No, they're getting a pay freeze.
01:42:05.000 Oh, pay freeze.
01:42:06.000 Yeah.
01:42:06.000 Yeah, that's pretty good, actually.
01:42:07.000 Which I presented to them as a box of Mr. Freezes.
01:42:11.000 But they didn't know.
01:42:12.000 They signed on the dotted line because you did some good lawyering.
01:42:14.000 That is a contract they can't get out of.
01:42:17.000 I was going to say that there is no payroll laws in the Chess.
01:42:21.000 There isn't.
01:42:22.000 Oh, that's right.
01:42:23.000 What are they going to do?
01:42:24.000 Call Raz on us?
01:42:25.000 They're in a foreign country.
01:42:26.000 They can't do that from the basement.
01:42:28.000 There's no cell service.
01:42:29.000 Come on.
01:42:30.000 Do we know if even Brendan can make his phone call?
01:42:32.000 It looks like they're in the car.
01:42:36.000 Even Brendan, are you there, sir?
01:42:37.000 Are all of you back together?
01:42:40.000 Uh, yeah.
01:42:41.000 Yeah, I'm gonna, uh... Are you getting a ride?
01:42:44.000 Are you in a different car?
01:42:46.000 Are you in Raz's car?
01:42:47.000 Did Raz put you in the back of his car?
01:42:49.000 Blink if you need help!
01:42:52.000 I'm kinda frustrated with him.
01:42:53.000 I'm gonna see if I can either meet him in person and talk to him, or just... Meet Raz in person?
01:43:02.000 Yeah, I mean, if he wants to... Here, let me dial him.
01:43:05.000 Okay, alright.
01:43:07.000 Okay, good.
01:43:07.000 I was surprised that he said that.
01:43:09.000 I thought he was saying he was frustrated with us for wanting him to do his job.
01:43:14.000 Tell him you're in a Nirvana cover band.
01:43:18.000 It'll be fine.
01:43:19.000 The promo code is CROWDERLIVEFROMJAZZ.
01:43:22.000 We're doing this without a net, much like Chris O'Donnell in Batman 4.
01:43:28.000 General rule of thumb is, is Alicia Silverstone in it?
01:43:31.000 I know, right?
01:43:32.000 Hashtag 98.
01:43:33.000 Hashtag...
01:43:34.000 General rule of thumb, is Alicia Silverstone in it?
01:43:41.000 It's a dated reference.
01:43:42.000 It is, yeah, of course.
01:43:43.000 The phone call has been forwarded to an automated...
01:43:44.000 Oh, come on.
01:43:45.000 All right, well, this is ridiculous.
01:43:47.000 So that's Raz in his self...
01:43:48.000 You can't even get Raz?
01:43:50.000 So what happened?
01:43:51.000 Go straight to voice mail.
01:43:52.000 Tell us what happened.
01:43:53.000 How did you find out that Raz, who by the way we thought was being so generous with
01:43:56.000 the accommodations, apparently did an about face?
01:44:00.000 What happened?
01:44:01.000 Well, I don't know.
01:44:04.000 It just seemed like the AC really wasn't working very well, and I feel like you can't start
01:44:10.000 a new Chazz in that kind of environment.
01:44:12.000 That's true.
01:44:13.000 Yeah.
01:44:14.000 Wait, did you hear from Raz at all?
01:44:16.000 Uh, well, not yet.
01:44:19.000 He hasn't gotten back to me at all.
01:44:21.000 I tried to call him and he didn't pick up.
01:44:23.000 Did you send him, like, show him how you guys decorated the place or anything like that?
01:44:26.000 That's right.
01:44:27.000 Do we have that?
01:44:28.000 You know what?
01:44:30.000 We have a picture.
01:44:33.000 Let's send Raz, because a lot of people don't know this.
01:44:36.000 You guys have been Chazz sympathizers for a long time.
01:44:38.000 Can we show the audience that we actually did a nice mural in Chazz's apartment.
01:44:44.000 It's in line with the Chazz shop message.
01:44:49.000 It's a tribute.
01:44:50.000 I'm going to open another tab.
01:44:51.000 Let me send that to him.
01:44:53.000 Okay.
01:44:53.000 All right.
01:44:54.000 So open a tab and send it to him.
01:44:57.000 I don't know how much time we have here, but I really want to see how this concludes for us.
01:45:01.000 I want to see what happened.
01:45:02.000 Why did they leave?
01:45:03.000 Like, I want to know.
01:45:04.000 He seemed so scared.
01:45:05.000 I know.
01:45:05.000 I feel like we're not getting the whole story.
01:45:08.000 Hey, I think the homeless people kicked him out.
01:45:11.000 Oh, is that what happened?
01:45:12.000 He wasn't with the homeless people.
01:45:13.000 The homeless people weren't with him.
01:45:15.000 He was by himself, out in the hallway.
01:45:17.000 That could be what happened.
01:45:17.000 That's true.
01:45:17.000 Oh.
01:45:19.000 He's in a car.
01:45:20.000 I think, here's what, whatever happened, I think even, this is not, I think even Brennan is embarrassed.
01:45:25.000 Like, I think he might have been raped.
01:45:27.000 Oh my gosh.
01:45:27.000 Again?
01:45:28.000 No, he shit himself.
01:45:29.000 That's just his shit himself face.
01:45:31.000 It was an open invitation party.
01:45:33.000 He wouldn't let the cause be desecrated like that.
01:45:35.000 Wait, he's still on?
01:45:39.000 Who's producing this thing?
01:45:40.000 We're talking crap about him!
01:45:43.000 Don't let him respond!
01:45:47.000 It's going out, this is streaming.
01:45:51.000 He can see it, but I don't want him to have a direct line for a retort.
01:45:55.000 This is a one-sided argument, alright, Wade?
01:45:59.000 This is not an argument, it's bullying.
01:46:03.000 This is a boss grossly abusing his power and position of authority over a subordinate who I don't even know is old enough to drink.
01:46:12.000 HR, Tim, are we good?
01:46:13.000 We're still in the clear, right?
01:46:14.000 Okay, we're good.
01:46:15.000 Keep going.
01:46:16.000 Yeah, it looks like there were some folks trying to get to the Airbnb.
01:46:20.000 Oh, really?
01:46:21.000 So they realized... How do they know that?
01:46:23.000 Well, uh... I don't know.
01:46:25.000 It's like someone handed out flyers.
01:46:27.000 It's like flyers were almost handed out.
01:46:29.000 Audio Wade, back me up on this.
01:46:31.000 Did I not say include no information on the flyers except the one that you give to Raz?
01:46:36.000 I would love to back you up on this.
01:46:38.000 We also, though, did put the address and the link to the Airbnb on our show like 30 minutes earlier.
01:46:44.000 That is true!
01:46:46.000 Yes, but nobody watches our show.
01:46:48.000 That's a good point.
01:46:49.000 Hey guys, our bad.
01:46:51.000 How many people have been watching tonight?
01:46:52.000 What?
01:46:54.000 Do we know?
01:46:54.000 Does anyone know?
01:46:55.000 Is it like 50,000?
01:46:56.000 60,000 people?
01:46:57.000 Yeah, who gives a shit?
01:47:02.000 That's like a small town.
01:47:04.000 If you're using Rise, it's many, many small towns.
01:47:08.000 All the Bernie bros.
01:47:10.000 There's way more people on our show than in chat.
01:47:12.000 So, okay, how do we know this that they found out when we were finding chat on Twitter?
01:47:15.000 Oh, is this Reg the Beast?
01:47:17.000 Well, that makes sense.
01:47:18.000 It's Reg the Bandit.
01:47:19.000 He chimed in.
01:47:21.000 And that also makes sense, the milky way.
01:47:24.000 Well, yeah, it looks like it's not, yeah, I'm getting more that it's not people, but armed Antifa.
01:47:30.000 Oh my gosh!
01:47:31.000 Wow!
01:47:33.000 Could we film from afar?
01:47:36.000 Why does Audio Wade look so happy?
01:47:37.000 I would love to film from afar if we have a Zoom.
01:47:41.000 This is engaging programming.
01:47:43.000 I don't want them to die, but there are causes more important than your life.
01:47:49.000 And they're being smart.
01:47:50.000 Don't flee towards Chaz on accident.
01:47:52.000 They're being smart enough for us to get compelling content.
01:47:56.000 And that's what matters.
01:47:57.000 So I'm guessing NSA Reg found something, huh?
01:48:03.000 What's going on?
01:48:04.000 Did we get a call, Brendan?
01:48:05.000 I don't know.
01:48:06.000 Did we get a call?
01:48:08.000 Hey Garrett!
01:48:09.000 I hear scuffling.
01:48:10.000 Oh, they're talking to Garrett.
01:48:11.000 Yeah.
01:48:11.000 Okay, alright.
01:48:12.000 So you are safe.
01:48:13.000 You do have our mem—are you with Quarterback Garrett now or no?
01:48:16.000 You're getting to him.
01:48:18.000 No, we're going to meet him.
01:48:20.000 Okay.
01:48:20.000 So tell us, so you got word that RM Dantifa were going there?
01:48:27.000 Sorry, what was that?
01:48:27.000 That's what I'm gathering, Steven.
01:48:28.000 It seems like they don't like our decorating style.
01:48:30.000 I don't know why, because we're allies, and I don't understand what we're doing.
01:48:32.000 generously provided accommodations.
01:48:34.000 That's what I'm gathering, Steven.
01:48:37.000 It seems like they don't like our decorating style.
01:48:40.000 I don't know why, because we're allies, and I don't understand what we're doing.
01:48:43.000 Yeah, I don't think, well, you know what?
01:48:45.000 Some people just want to watch the world burn.
01:48:48.000 Right.
01:48:49.000 At least that was more contemporary.
01:48:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:48:51.000 Oh, wait.
01:48:52.000 We're getting there.
01:48:53.000 We're getting there.
01:48:55.000 Did you send the image of your wonderful mural to Ralph?
01:48:55.000 Yeah.
01:48:59.000 I sent it.
01:49:00.000 But considering he's worth so much money, I don't know if he actually looks at this himself.
01:49:04.000 OK.
01:49:04.000 So it might be like a manager, and then he's going to tell him, and then I don't know.
01:49:09.000 Well, you know what?
01:49:09.000 Yeah.
01:49:10.000 We'll see how it plays out.
01:49:10.000 Maybe it'll just be a nice surprise, like a mint on his pillow.
01:49:14.000 Yeah.
01:49:14.000 Yeah.
01:49:19.000 Hey Brendan, did you leave some peanuts?
01:49:22.000 Oh, that's right, isn't it?
01:49:23.000 For the next guest?
01:49:24.000 I thought, because Raz is allergic.
01:49:24.000 Oh, no.
01:49:26.000 Did you vaporize them?
01:49:26.000 Honey roasted.
01:49:26.000 Oh.
01:49:27.000 Did you atomize the peanuts like a fogger into the apartment?
01:49:31.000 Who called that?
01:49:33.000 I did have peanuts in there, yeah.
01:49:35.000 That was a joke.
01:49:35.000 You can't have peanuts.
01:49:36.000 We tried to fix the A.C.
01:49:37.000 with them, and it might have, like, got into the... You're just jamming peanuts into the A.C.?
01:49:42.000 It works every once in a while.
01:49:43.000 It's a real thing.
01:49:45.000 Like, if you just look it up, like, that's what I learned in the Chaz Garden, that, like, peanuts are, like, actually really, like, Yeah, I don't think you learned that anywhere.
01:49:52.000 Hey, did you guys know that Brendan doesn't write for this show?
01:49:54.000 Can you tell?
01:49:55.000 He does not write for this show.
01:49:57.000 Do you think, hey listen, when you meet up, could you guys try and tape from, could you guys try and like film from afar the Antifa people?
01:50:04.000 Maybe, if we spot them.
01:50:06.000 I don't see them yet.
01:50:07.000 That may not be wise.
01:50:09.000 Okay, alright.
01:50:11.000 Alright, listen guys.
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01:50:15.000 We will have some updates here in our relationship with with, well I can't talk about it because
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