Louder with Crowder - October 25, 2022


MIDTERMS 2022: CAN REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY WIN THIS THING?


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 12 minutes

Words per Minute

202.98576

Word Count

14,730

Sentence Count

1,391

Misogynist Sentences

55

Hate Speech Sentences

32


Summary

Casey and Rhett are back in the office, and this time, they re joined by a special guest, Steven! Listen to find out who it is, and what he s up to. Also, guess who gets to sit back at the desk again?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵 Music 🎵 🎵 Music 🎵
00:00:21.000 🎵 Music 🎵 🎵 Phone ringing 🎵
00:00:39.000 Ahoy hoy!
00:00:40.000 You hung up on me?
00:00:41.000 Because you were being weird.
00:00:43.000 What's that noise?
00:00:45.000 Popcorn.
00:00:47.000 You're making popcorn?
00:00:49.000 Uh huh.
00:00:50.000 I only eat popcorn at the movies.
00:00:53.000 Well, I'm about to watch a video.
00:00:55.000 Really?
00:00:57.000 What?
00:00:58.000 Uh, some scary movie.
00:01:00.000 Do you like scary movies?
00:01:03.000 Uh huh.
00:01:07.000 Ooh, um, I guess... Oh, and Inconvenient Truth.
00:01:13.000 Mine's Money Playing with Kelsey Grammer.
00:01:16.000 Ooh, that is a good one.
00:01:17.000 True.
00:01:19.000 I'm getting off track.
00:01:21.000 What's your name?
00:01:22.000 Why do you want to know my name?
00:01:24.000 Because...
00:01:25.000 I want to know who I'm looking at.
00:01:28.000 Phone rings Listen, asshole.
00:01:35.000 No, you listen Casey, you little bitch.
00:01:38.000 If you hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish.
00:01:42.000 Understand?
00:01:43.000 How do you know my name?
00:01:45.000 I'm coming in.
00:02:00.000 Who's the bitch now?
00:02:02.000 Horror movies don't work with a Walther.
00:02:08.000 Your popcorn's burning, bitch.
00:02:10.000 ♪ You're a strange animal, that's what I know.
00:02:30.000 That's what I know.
00:02:33.000 You're a strange animal, I can't get far.
00:02:37.000 ♪ Alright ladies and gentlemen, guess who gets to sit back at
00:02:50.000 this desk again?
00:02:51.000 And I even have a sign!
00:02:52.000 Yeah, nice sign.
00:02:56.000 It's in rainbow colors!
00:02:57.000 That's a pretty kick-ass sign.
00:02:59.000 Stephen, did you use your voice back?
00:03:01.000 No, you bitch.
00:03:02.000 Oh, wow, that's violent.
00:03:05.000 Rhett's already at the start of the show.
00:03:07.000 Hey, you, look at me.
00:03:09.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at you.
00:03:10.000 You got this.
00:03:11.000 I do.
00:03:12.000 No, you have throat cancer.
00:03:15.000 I don't.
00:03:16.000 I'm fine.
00:03:17.000 I can speak.
00:03:18.000 Alright, guys.
00:03:22.000 Well, thanks for joining us.
00:03:23.000 We appreciate it.
00:03:24.000 Obviously, Steven is going to be sitting in third chair for us today.
00:03:28.000 Having a little bit of, you know, some stuff in your throat, making it a little bit more difficult for you.
00:03:34.000 I'm dying.
00:03:35.000 No, I don't think you're dying.
00:03:37.000 I mean, maybe one can hope.
00:03:43.000 I don't think it's monkey.
00:03:44.000 I don't think you want to declare that you have monkey pox.
00:03:46.000 That's not something that you would say.
00:03:48.000 Maybe the sign is more fitting for you.
00:03:49.000 You started it.
00:03:51.000 I did start this.
00:03:52.000 The show is off to a fantastic start, so thanks for joining us, guys.
00:03:52.000 That's true.
00:03:56.000 Obviously, Steven already.
00:03:57.000 He's going to be here.
00:03:58.000 He's going to be chiming in on a lot of stuff today.
00:03:59.000 He can still talk.
00:04:01.000 His voice is not gone.
00:04:03.000 But Dave, hi!
00:04:04.000 How are you?
00:04:05.000 Sitting over in my chair this time.
00:04:06.000 Ahoy!
00:04:07.000 I'm good.
00:04:08.000 How about you?
00:04:08.000 I am doing well.
00:04:09.000 So are you ready for a good show?
00:04:10.000 I'm trying to center myself.
00:04:11.000 Yeah, well, it's difficult.
00:04:13.000 You've got the fisheye lens there.
00:04:14.000 Welcome to my world.
00:04:15.000 Yeah, I gotta... Try not to look weird over there.
00:04:18.000 I won't.
00:04:19.000 I'm pretty.
00:04:19.000 Seat height adjusted accordingly?
00:04:22.000 Yes, I put the seat up as high as it could go and added a booster.
00:04:27.000 Ah, booster.
00:04:28.000 Yes. Phone books is what we actually put in there. This is gonna happen all show.
00:04:36.000 That's my grandfather's last words.
00:04:38.000 Yes.
00:04:38.000 There's more laughing at you than for you.
00:04:48.000 Stephen, how are you doing today?
00:04:49.000 I know you're... without that.
00:04:50.000 I mean, come on.
00:04:56.000 Oh, that's weird.
00:04:58.000 Alright, I'll do my best.
00:05:00.000 We got this for the Halloween Spooktacular for next week, which we should probably announce for one of the costumes, but I was like, you know what, we have it, we should use it.
00:05:07.000 Yeah, well, Monday, so everybody's going to be in costumes for Monday.
00:05:10.000 The Spooktacular, sometimes we've done those live in the past, we're not doing a live, but we're doing our normal live show here, but it's not going to be normal in that we'll have costumes on.
00:05:18.000 I fear costumes when it comes to this place because of things like that.
00:05:22.000 We don't tell you what we're going to do.
00:05:23.000 The sign that is all rainbow colors.
00:05:25.000 I'm sure you can guess.
00:05:26.000 It's a Christian reference, it just means that God promised he wouldn't destroy the world by water again, but it was hijacked, so whatever.
00:05:32.000 Yeah, that's what it's the amazing Technicolor... Anyway, that was the true meaning behind it.
00:05:40.000 Listen, I'm gonna go with the original meaning, okay?
00:05:42.000 Not the stolen one.
00:05:43.000 We're gonna get to some fun stories today, and, you know, first off, we're in San Francisco, they're spending a whole lot of money on a toilet that's probably just going to be crapped on the floor.
00:05:53.000 Yes, exactly.
00:05:53.000 I thought the toilet was called San Francisco.
00:05:55.000 It used to be Oakland.
00:05:56.000 That's a fair point.
00:05:57.000 It's easy to confuse.
00:05:59.000 They actually want you to do the defecation inside of a room now.
00:06:02.000 So we'll see how that works out.
00:06:02.000 Yeah.
00:06:03.000 Ted Cruz was on The View.
00:06:05.000 I think that probably got a little bit spicy.
00:06:06.000 I don't know why they would invite him.
00:06:08.000 They don't like him.
00:06:09.000 Hey, do you guys know this?
00:06:11.000 Dave, I don't know if you're aware, that Anna Navarro, she used to be a Republican.
00:06:15.000 What?
00:06:16.000 No.
00:06:17.000 No way.
00:06:18.000 How'd you find that out?
00:06:19.000 Well, she let us know.
00:06:20.000 Oh, every time she speaks.
00:06:21.000 Yeah, she has no choice.
00:06:22.000 She goes to McDonald's to order.
00:06:24.000 And I, uh, used to be a Republican.
00:06:26.000 Can I get a McGriddle?
00:06:27.000 No?
00:06:27.000 She has to.
00:06:28.000 She has to.
00:06:29.000 Contractually obligated.
00:06:30.000 To do that.
00:06:30.000 Yes.
00:06:30.000 Yes.
00:06:32.000 So that'll be fun.
00:06:32.000 She's like, asi, asi, because that's really the only Spanish she knows.
00:06:35.000 So-so.
00:06:36.000 Yeah.
00:06:37.000 Donde esta mi integrity?
00:06:41.000 Me nombre es... Adam?
00:06:44.000 No me gusta.
00:06:45.000 No, no me gusta.
00:06:45.000 El former Republican.
00:06:47.000 No.
00:06:50.000 I don't think that's how their language works.
00:06:54.000 We love you, people who speak Spanish.
00:06:56.000 Dave is not trying to insult you.
00:06:57.000 No.
00:06:58.000 One thing we haven't done, and we're getting pretty close to it, the midterm elections are coming up.
00:07:01.000 We're going to break that down and give you all of the information that you need to know there.
00:07:05.000 It's great.
00:07:06.000 Republicans are doing very well, despite what Democrats tried to do throughout the month of September and really leading up to the past couple of weeks.
00:07:13.000 And then Mug Club, we're going to get into the media ignoring And we've talked about this before.
00:07:18.000 There seems to be a bit of a double standard.
00:07:20.000 But before we get going, tell us, what is your prediction?
00:07:24.000 This is our question of the day.
00:07:26.000 What's your prediction for the midterms for 2022?
00:07:28.000 There's a lot of close races out there.
00:07:30.000 There are a lot of people saying that there was a bit of a blue wave or a blue resurgence coming.
00:07:35.000 The numbers are not bearing that out.
00:07:36.000 And maybe a little sub question for you, if that's possible.
00:07:40.000 Do you believe any of these polls anymore that tell you that Democrats are doing incredibly well?
00:07:44.000 How many times do the polls happen?
00:07:45.000 have to be wrong before we finally believe them to be false.
00:07:49.000 So I don't know.
00:07:50.000 Let me know what you think.
00:07:51.000 I do know this.
00:07:52.000 That's actually a good point, though.
00:07:53.000 That really is a good point.
00:07:54.000 If you're using a diagnostics tool and it's right 50% of the time, it's no longer useful.
00:08:00.000 It really is.
00:08:01.000 You have to say, is this tool of any use if it's designed to be a predictor and it can
00:08:06.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:08:06.000 It takes like 12 of them to screw in a lightbulb.
00:08:09.000 It does!
00:08:10.000 Holsters and little white boards that they hold up and they're wrong with the numbers.
00:08:15.000 Basically, you just made the case for weathermen not existing.
00:08:18.000 How many Anna Navarro's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
00:08:21.000 One and one to say it used to be Republican.
00:08:24.000 Well, thanks for doing that.
00:08:27.000 The only variance is I've had 14 other Anna Navarro's, but same thing.
00:08:32.000 They would all just say I'm a former Republican and never actually get to the lightbulb.
00:08:35.000 You think too much to like for me not to know where you were going with that.
00:08:38.000 Alright, so Rebels with a Cause Tour.
00:08:41.000 You guys are on tour.
00:08:42.000 And if you need tickets, go to loudmouthcrowder.com slash tour.
00:08:45.000 November 12th, Ryman Auditorium.
00:08:47.000 Just the second show at 9.30.
00:08:49.000 I think there might be, I think we might have released some, Dave, did we release comps in the first, there might be like 30 tickets in the first show, but they're singles.
00:08:55.000 I mean, if you're feeling lucky, try for the first show.
00:08:58.000 We released some comps, but there's not much left for the late either though, so I'd get on it if I were you.
00:09:04.000 It's going to be a fun time.
00:09:04.000 Make it happen.
00:09:05.000 November 12th.
00:09:06.000 It's coming up pretty quickly.
00:09:07.000 We can actually gloat because the election will be done.
00:09:10.000 Now in places like Georgia, they may not want to call it yet, maybe for a couple of weeks.
00:09:14.000 They enjoy the spotlight.
00:09:15.000 After Stacey Abrams ever.
00:09:17.000 Well, we'll get to that.
00:09:19.000 It's a little foreshadowing right now.
00:09:20.000 We also mentioned the costume contest.
00:09:22.000 Send us your costume pictures.
00:09:25.000 Post on Instagram and remember to include your mug if you have one.
00:09:28.000 If you don't have a mug, what in the world is wrong with you?
00:09:30.000 These things are fantastic and girthy and wonderful.
00:09:33.000 Tag your pic with LWC Spooktacular at Louder With Crowder.
00:09:37.000 You're going to soundbite that, right?
00:09:37.000 Do both.
00:09:41.000 What did I do?
00:09:42.000 You said fantastic, girthy, and wonderful.
00:09:44.000 Oh, son of a gun.
00:09:45.000 That's all we need.
00:09:46.000 Stephen said something that was soundbite-able early, but we can't say it.
00:09:49.000 That's not relevant.
00:09:50.000 He didn't say girthy, though.
00:09:52.000 No, he didn't say girthy.
00:09:54.000 You've said girthy!
00:09:55.000 How's a mug throbbing though, Gerald?
00:09:57.000 I didn't say that part.
00:09:58.000 And I'm not going to repeat it because that's a problem and he'll clip it.
00:10:01.000 Mugs can't be vascular, Gerald.
00:10:03.000 Not only do I have to do the show, I have to dodge the attacks from these fellows here.
00:10:03.000 Do you see what I have to do?
00:10:07.000 And also the sound.
00:10:08.000 I could literally get into an argument with myself.
00:10:10.000 He has so many sound bites.
00:10:12.000 Why do you want to have three mugs all over your face?
00:10:16.000 Gerald's the only guy who doesn't de-vein shrimp.
00:10:19.000 That's true.
00:10:20.000 That's a fair critique.
00:10:24.000 All right, look, we're going to get into something that is interesting.
00:10:28.000 I thought this was a bit.
00:10:29.000 Turns out it's not.
00:10:31.000 Katy Perry at a concert in Vegas this past Saturday night had a, I don't know, people are calling it the Pfizer eye.
00:10:39.000 you be the judge.
00:10:56.000 It fell again.
00:10:57.000 She looks like a droopy-eyed, armless child.
00:10:59.000 What do I do?
00:11:03.000 You hear the audience start kind of going, oh no.
00:11:07.000 I love how she has, did you see that Dave?
00:11:08.000 She has like a button on her temple.
00:11:09.000 She does.
00:11:10.000 Like it's Cyclops' visor.
00:11:11.000 She's like... I got it.
00:11:14.000 You can also wear sunglasses if your eyes been a twitchin' all day.
00:11:18.000 Yes.
00:11:19.000 It closed involuntarily.
00:11:21.000 The whole, and then she had to... Nobody's gonna notice this.
00:11:25.000 They're not all looking at me.
00:11:26.000 But the pose... She's the Ying to Justin Bieber's Stroke Face Yang.
00:11:32.000 They should go on tour together.
00:11:34.000 That's one hell of a face-off poster.
00:11:36.000 I'm gonna take your eyelid down.
00:11:44.000 That's not a good thing.
00:11:45.000 No, it's not, but look at the pose.
00:11:47.000 Look, I'm just gonna, just an example.
00:11:49.000 She's very sick.
00:11:50.000 Example right here.
00:11:51.000 Alright, I'm posing for the camera.
00:11:55.000 Eye starts to close uncontrollably.
00:11:56.000 I look away.
00:11:58.000 I turned the other way and play it off.
00:12:01.000 As soon as she grabbed the mic, which, by the way, was awkwardly placed.
00:12:04.000 I guess in the only place you can hold a mic like that, you got cans all over your dress.
00:12:08.000 There's nothing you can do there.
00:12:09.000 Right.
00:12:09.000 She got cans under her dress.
00:12:12.000 She starts to walk away and talk into the mic and it feels like the eye's back to normal at that point.
00:12:16.000 Why didn't you just do that?
00:12:17.000 Why did you stand there and let everybody take pictures and video of you?
00:12:19.000 That's why I thought it was a bit.
00:12:20.000 I'm sure there's delayed cognitive ability.
00:12:23.000 I'm sure it's not just the eye.
00:12:24.000 So it's easy to Monday morning quarterback it when you didn't have a stroke.
00:12:28.000 And I wasn't on stage at the time.
00:12:29.000 I get it.
00:12:31.000 If you can feel it, wouldn't you make the other eye do the same thing just to kind of cover it up?
00:12:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:36.000 As opposed to just keep the one open and be like, nobody notices that this wonky Forest Whitaker eye is weird out of nowhere.
00:12:43.000 She's gonna go into her panic room.
00:12:48.000 No, she dabs it.
00:12:50.000 Her one ear is just gushing blood.
00:12:52.000 She's like, it's fine.
00:12:53.000 Totally fine, guys.
00:12:54.000 By the way, I'm gonna put that ear towards the camera.
00:12:57.000 Her ear starts leaking like Westworld.
00:12:59.000 Yeah.
00:13:01.000 She plugs it up.
00:13:03.000 Actually, you know what, from Mug Club, let's pull the one of the funniest things I've ever seen. We did this
00:13:07.000 years ago.
00:13:07.000 Remember when she face plants into the fake cake that she thought was real? On stage?
00:13:11.000 Really? I don't know that I knew that.
00:13:13.000 I kissed a girl and I liked it.
00:13:15.000 And they clearly, like, didn't, she wasn't planning on jumping in the cake, or at least the stage handlers.
00:13:20.000 Yeah, and she jumps face first and her head just That's hilarious And then she can't get off the stage, she tries to stand up, but you know, she's on Queer Street, so she tries to stand up, she falls, and she's covered in frosting, and she tries to stand up again and she falls, so she's so defeated and she just crawled off stage.
00:13:36.000 It's like, it's a fake cake, why would it be a real cake?
00:13:40.000 We have to take it on tour.
00:13:43.000 Do you understand the logistics involved with a cake this size on a bus?
00:13:47.000 It doesn't work.
00:13:48.000 We're not all having cake.
00:13:50.000 It's awesome.
00:13:51.000 It's a prop.
00:13:53.000 Yeah, we definitely have to see that.
00:13:55.000 We can't all be bulimic, Katie.
00:13:57.000 Oh, that's true.
00:13:58.000 Well, guys, look, I've got some good news for you.
00:14:01.000 San Francisco is cleaning up its act.
00:14:03.000 They're actually going to build one toilet, a new one, right?
00:14:09.000 And there's an insane price tag.
00:14:11.000 You might say $100,000, $1.7 million for a toilet.
00:14:17.000 And to get this thing done, it's going to take a little bit of time and cutting some red tape.
00:14:21.000 And it is absolutely insane.
00:14:22.000 Here, watch them.
00:14:23.000 11 are questions being raised over the price tag of a public toilet in San Francisco.
00:14:28.000 Why is she so surprised?
00:14:28.000 They are.
00:14:29.000 Now according to the Chronicle, the single toilet costing the city 1.7 million dollars.
00:14:36.000 I love how they show the port-a-potty.
00:14:38.000 Is that the toilet?
00:14:40.000 Where you find this port-a-potty right now.
00:14:43.000 Supervisors say they got the funding from the state budget to build a restroom per request of family in the area.
00:14:49.000 In a joint statement issued to the paper, the Park and Rec's Department of Public Works says there are several reasons for the cost.
00:14:55.000 That includes the cost to build in the city and rising construction costs for materials.
00:15:01.000 The restroom won't be completed until 2025.
00:15:02.000 What?!
00:15:03.000 Wow, that is... These people want to convert us to a high-speed rail.
00:15:10.000 Yeah, that's just... You need two and a half years, call it, minus any construction delays, because we know this isn't going to be a smooth process in San Francisco to build a toilet.
00:15:21.000 Just to see what homeless person's gonna squat in it.
00:15:24.000 Oh my gosh.
00:15:24.000 They're gonna squat beside it, let's be honest.
00:15:26.000 They've made up their mind.
00:15:27.000 Yes, exactly.
00:15:28.000 By the way, just for comparison, the Empire State Building only took one year and 45 days to build.
00:15:34.000 The Empire State Building, which included more than one restroom in the building, just to be clear.
00:15:41.000 Also had like a casualty rate of 1,900 with guys with lunchboxes on beams.
00:15:45.000 But we got a lot of really cool pictures that we could put on the wall, like where guys are like sitting there, we're like, oh, that looks like a fun job.
00:15:49.000 It makes me dizzy when I see it.
00:15:50.000 It makes me dizzy when you're up there on the beam, yeah.
00:15:52.000 It doesn't make me dizzy, it just makes me like, that was stupid.
00:15:54.000 Yes.
00:15:55.000 I understand why our mortality rate was high.
00:15:57.000 Way less people died making the fire state building.
00:16:00.000 Yeah.
00:16:02.000 Oh yeah, but the toilets.
00:16:04.000 They have to send in a new construction worker, a new plumber, because the next one comes out looking like Hellraiser with just syringes in his head.
00:16:04.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:10.000 It's not going to be a good show.
00:16:11.000 I said that something again, just being here.
00:16:14.000 I'm good.
00:16:15.000 Got another syringe in my side.
00:16:17.000 What happened to the plumber?
00:16:18.000 He goes, I have so much to show you.
00:16:20.000 Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
00:16:22.000 Well, look, in Florida, you remember the bridge that got knocked out by the hurricane, Hurricane Ian?
00:16:27.000 They actually repaired that in just a matter of weeks, right?
00:16:30.000 So, repaired an entire bridge.
00:16:31.000 They were dumping stone and sand into the ocean.
00:16:33.000 They repaired a bridge.
00:16:34.000 You guys are going to build a toilet in about two and a half years and cost 1.7.
00:16:37.000 The Port of John looked like it was doing fine, okay?
00:16:41.000 I understand they'd like a nicer place to sit and squat, but I don't think that's really going to happen.
00:16:45.000 The entire city's a toilet.
00:16:47.000 There's feces everywhere.
00:16:48.000 Why would you build a toilet?
00:16:50.000 Well, I think what they were going for, Dave, and that's a fair point, is that they were trying to be a little bit more like Portland's toilets.
00:16:56.000 Yeah.
00:16:57.000 Okay!
00:16:58.000 It's communal.
00:16:59.000 That's for a single person.
00:17:01.000 Oh, right, right.
00:17:04.000 You can't underestimate the communal aspect of crapping in the streets and shooting up fentanyl.
00:17:09.000 Yes, that's true.
00:17:10.000 Is it just for one guy?
00:17:14.000 Only one guy can use the toilet?
00:17:15.000 That's why it's a single person?
00:17:16.000 I'm willing to bet that one guy will claim the toilet as his residence and not let anybody else use it.
00:17:21.000 He's gonna claim shit gun.
00:17:22.000 Oh no, he got a 1.7 million dollar house.
00:17:27.000 I think it's free Wi-Fi.
00:17:28.000 It's a public space.
00:17:29.000 So, squatters' rights do apply.
00:17:32.000 If you haven't noticed already, this is a live show.
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00:17:47.000 And by the way, hit the like button and show.
00:17:48.000 We got a lot of feedback, too, with you hosting.
00:17:50.000 You and Dave, you both do a great job.
00:17:52.000 Yeah, but you know, eventually I want to get to the point where we can help build some other shows here.
00:17:55.000 And show Gerald you love him.
00:17:55.000 Yeah.
00:17:58.000 I love it!
00:17:59.000 We had a lot of wonky stuff today, so I was like, this is probably a Gerald day.
00:18:02.000 It feels good.
00:18:03.000 Yeah.
00:18:03.000 I like covering some of the wonky stuff.
00:18:05.000 It's a good time.
00:18:06.000 I like making fun of San Francisco.
00:18:07.000 By the way, I used to love San Francisco.
00:18:09.000 I would travel there to go to Wine Country.
00:18:10.000 I'd always fly into the airport, SFO, get there at about 9 o'clock in the morning, go up to a couple of different spots, grab some sandwiches or something, go and sit and look at the Golden Gate Bridge, and now I'd just be dead.
00:18:19.000 By that point, I would be dead because somebody would have killed me at several of those stops.
00:18:23.000 Well now, thanks to Pfizer, thousands have left their heart in San Francisco.
00:18:26.000 Also, I don't like sitting on toilets of feces.
00:18:29.000 Pillows of poop throughout the lawn.
00:18:32.000 You just kind of pick your own pillow to sit on.
00:18:33.000 These people are worse than animals.
00:18:35.000 Animals use the corner.
00:18:36.000 They do.
00:18:37.000 These people just do it everywhere.
00:18:37.000 Yeah.
00:18:38.000 And by these people, I mean San Franciscans.
00:18:40.000 San Franciscans.
00:18:41.000 Anyone of all stripes and colors.
00:18:43.000 Yes, we do not discriminate here.
00:18:45.000 Dogs also don't shoot up into their last remaining vein in their paw inside of the bathrooms.
00:18:51.000 Right.
00:18:53.000 I used to love San Francisco.
00:18:56.000 I used to love that city.
00:18:57.000 You know when natural disasters are about to happen and the animals are the first to alert us?
00:19:01.000 We should have known with everything leaving San Francisco that it was about to go down.
00:19:05.000 But speaking of... I can't say speaking of going down because you'll take that the wrong way.
00:19:09.000 Anyway, Ted Cruz was on The View on Monday.
00:19:13.000 You can't speak when you do that.
00:19:17.000 I had to change directions there a little bit.
00:19:19.000 You must be awfully busy.
00:19:21.000 I don't know why they invite him on The View.
00:19:22.000 These cackling, hippie people just want to have somebody on that they disagree with so that they can yell at him.
00:19:28.000 And as is typically the case, Anna Navarro lets us know that she's a former Republican.
00:19:33.000 And it went just about like you would expect it to go.
00:19:37.000 I read the chapter and as someone who agreed with you most of your career, how do you reconcile your constitutional convictions with what happened on January 6th and trying to overturn the election when 60 court cases got knocked down?
00:19:47.000 There are a lot of folks in the media that try to, anytime a Republican is in front of a TV camera, try to say the election was fair and square and legitimate.
00:19:56.000 You know who y'all don't do that to?
00:19:58.000 You don't do it to Hillary Clinton who stood up and said Trump's Did I miss something?
00:20:02.000 Oh, you hated it.
00:20:02.000 The pygmy noose.
00:20:02.000 Mike Pence.
00:20:03.000 They didn't try to kill my father, but boss.
00:20:05.000 Who said that the election was stolen.
00:20:07.000 They sat here.
00:20:08.000 Did I miss something?
00:20:09.000 Mike Pence.
00:20:10.000 Yeah, the pygmy news.
00:20:11.000 Yeah.
00:20:12.000 Okay, so it's illegitimate when Republicans win, but not when Democrats win.
00:20:15.000 No, you know, here's the thing.
00:20:16.000 We may not like when Republicans win, but we don't go in and we don't storm.
00:20:19.000 Please tell us fat photo negative of Diane Keaton.
00:20:22.000 We'll go to court.
00:20:25.000 We don't do that.
00:20:26.000 Did I miss an entire year of Antifa riots where cities across this country were burning
00:20:31.000 Police cars are being fired at us.
00:20:33.000 Your position is the left doesn't engage in violence?
00:20:36.000 Really?
00:20:36.000 You said Hillary Clinton didn't say whatever she didn't say.
00:20:40.000 I'm saying to you, listen.
00:20:42.000 And she said it's a sin here, and you were fine with her saying it was illegitimate for Republicans to win.
00:20:47.000 She called Donald Trump the next morning and she conceded the election, Ted.
00:20:51.000 Hillary Clinton says Trump is an illegitimate president.
00:20:54.000 Hillary Clinton says the election is stolen from you.
00:20:56.000 Hillary Clinton in 2002.
00:20:58.000 George W. Bush was selected, not elected.
00:21:01.000 Oh, somebody came prepared to take on their idiotic arguments.
00:21:05.000 Yeah.
00:21:05.000 I think he did a pretty good job, actually.
00:21:07.000 Then Navarro's like, listen, I know you came here to yell and sell your book, but we're not going to do that.
00:21:11.000 It's like, oh gosh, just please just like push her down.
00:21:14.000 She called him the next morning.
00:21:16.000 Yes, but she spent the last however many years going everywhere that would take her and say that he was not elected legitimately.
00:21:23.000 Right.
00:21:23.000 So six years plus going.
00:21:25.000 Also she should have done it that night and she locked herself inside so the fact that they're acting like she had integrity about it is completely nonsense.
00:21:32.000 She didn't even go out and give her concession speech.
00:21:34.000 Remember that?
00:21:34.000 No.
00:21:36.000 The interns were crying and we were kind of laughing about all of this.
00:21:38.000 I remember doing a live stream and I'm like, I don't normally laugh at somebody else's misfortune but in this case I'm absolutely making an exception because you guys thought this was a coronation and it wasn't.
00:21:48.000 Make sure you hit the like button like Stephen said just a minute ago.
00:21:50.000 Hit the like button if you are having a good time with us.
00:21:53.000 It also pisses off YouTube and it for no other reason than that.
00:21:56.000 Do you need more?
00:21:57.000 He made a mistake.
00:21:57.000 You know what, though?
00:21:58.000 He said Antifa riots.
00:21:59.000 BLM.
00:21:59.000 He did.
00:22:00.000 When we did the, yeah, the Change My Mind, we did Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization.
00:22:03.000 I said, you know what?
00:22:04.000 I want to go with Black Lives Matter because people know that.
00:22:04.000 No.
00:22:07.000 They'll recognize it and you can make the case anyway.
00:22:09.000 It's not Yeah, absolutely.
00:22:10.000 It's not which points can you make, it's making the strongest point and letting it sit.
00:22:14.000 Because Whoopi Goldberg can't handle it.
00:22:15.000 You heard her, she's like, well, when you said what I said something about how that was something, but what I'm saying is... You're not, you're retarded.
00:22:24.000 Well, the argument, though, is always going to go back to him on race, though.
00:22:27.000 So you say BLM, it gives her an immediate trump card for that entire studio.
00:22:32.000 I think that's why he went with Antifa.
00:22:33.000 Well, no, but I agree, but I would say, please, I'll play Three or four moves down the road.
00:22:37.000 Please come back at me with BLM being a legitimate organization.
00:22:40.000 Oh, you mean BLM that's founder bought houses with the money instead of actually using it to help out the cause that she was supposed to be representing?
00:22:47.000 Like, I would have just been ready to hit that right in the face.
00:22:50.000 All the founders bought houses.
00:22:52.000 Well, look, they had a lot of money.
00:22:54.000 They're not going to have the toilets in San Francisco.
00:22:55.000 They're not going to have the Black Lives Matter subdivision.
00:22:57.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:22:58.000 Well, the left is always going to argue that Ted Cruz is wrong in bringing up the riots because they had nothing to do with the elections, right?
00:23:05.000 Of course the Antifa riots had nothing to do with the elections.
00:23:08.000 Rioting, burning cities down, threatening political retribution, having politicians threaten people and say they shouldn't be out of the streets.
00:23:16.000 That's not in any way, shape, or form trying to impact future elections or current people in the White House.
00:23:21.000 Oh yeah, that's right.
00:23:22.000 They actually did protest outside of the White House and they were doing stuff that looked very, very similar to January 6th.
00:23:27.000 Watch the end of this clip.
00:23:31.000 That seems peaceful enough so far.
00:23:33.000 Oh, whoops.
00:23:34.000 Remember the barricades that were torn down at the Capitol?
00:23:39.000 You mean that were open?
00:23:41.000 Well, in some cases torn down, but mostly open.
00:23:43.000 Yes, that's true.
00:23:45.000 That seems pretty similar.
00:23:46.000 Oh, they're going to keep that as a souvenir.
00:23:51.000 Well, they just don't like the fence.
00:23:53.000 Yes.
00:23:54.000 Or the church they burned down.
00:23:56.000 Right.
00:23:56.000 They are anti-fence?
00:23:57.000 Is that your... They hate that fence!
00:23:59.000 Boy!
00:24:00.000 That was the part... Steve Martin... There's a fence over there!
00:24:02.000 Get away from the fence!
00:24:04.000 Dave, it's a black fence!
00:24:05.000 Yeah, well... What are you saying about these guys?
00:24:08.000 That's why they don't think it should be there.
00:24:10.000 It should be a white fence.
00:24:11.000 Were they listening to Stained or Puddle of Mud?
00:24:14.000 What did I hear there?
00:24:15.000 I think that was Rage.
00:24:15.000 I thought it was Rage, Killing in the Name of.
00:24:17.000 Oh, okay.
00:24:17.000 Yeah.
00:24:18.000 Yeah, Killing in the Name of.
00:24:19.000 You can pick that album up at Walmart next to one of their shirts.
00:24:23.000 Yes.
00:24:23.000 There's the non-explicit version available.
00:24:27.000 Oh, so it's mostly bleeps.
00:24:28.000 Yes.
00:24:28.000 That's fantastic.
00:24:29.000 It's hard to kind of keep the rhythm going.
00:24:31.000 Really gives the F you to the man by completely selling yourself out.
00:24:34.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:24:35.000 You have lived long enough to become that which you hate.
00:24:37.000 You are the man.
00:24:38.000 Selling Hitler-lite t-shirts.
00:24:40.000 Yes.
00:24:40.000 Well, that's true.
00:24:41.000 No, it's absolutely true.
00:24:42.000 That's why we have the Che Guevara thing.
00:24:43.000 And by the way, the socialism is for fig shirts.
00:24:45.000 Of course, we can't sell.
00:24:47.000 Only in one place.
00:24:48.000 In live shows.
00:24:49.000 But socialism is for dunces.
00:24:51.000 People say, well, that's incendiary.
00:24:52.000 Do you know what Che Guevara did?
00:24:54.000 He was like Hitler, minus what some people would consider the charm.
00:24:57.000 And I don't mean Hitler was charming or he was right.
00:24:59.000 I mean, he was able to convince enough people.
00:25:02.000 And Che Guevara wasn't.
00:25:03.000 So he was just more violent.
00:25:04.000 And they found him like a bitch in Bolivia with an entirely loaded gun that had never been fired, saying, I'm worth more to you alive than dead.
00:25:10.000 And I'm pretty sure they killed him anyway.
00:25:11.000 Well, that's a fair point.
00:25:14.000 Whenever a guy like that gets taken out, I don't celebrate.
00:25:18.000 We talked about this.
00:25:19.000 But I am a little happy.
00:25:19.000 I do.
00:25:20.000 Well, he said, he was incredibly racist, too.
00:25:20.000 Yeah.
00:25:23.000 He hated black people.
00:25:24.000 He hated black people because there are a lot of black people in Cuba, right?
00:25:27.000 A lot of black people who speak Spanish.
00:25:29.000 And he wanted pure blood Europeans, Spanish Europeans.
00:25:33.000 And he executed, and he went before the UN and said, execute without trial.
00:25:36.000 Absolutely.
00:25:36.000 We will continue to execute without trial.
00:25:38.000 And he bragged about it.
00:25:39.000 And a huge portion of them were black people.
00:25:41.000 That's something people don't want to acknowledge.
00:25:42.000 And not to mention gay people.
00:25:44.000 Yeah, they never want to acknowledge that.
00:25:45.000 In fact, they were celebrating, I think, his birthday?
00:25:48.000 Like, his death birthday?
00:25:49.000 A few weeks ago?
00:25:50.000 His death day, right?
00:25:52.000 Be careful, we'll get in trouble on YouTube for being somewhat happy.
00:25:56.000 And I say somewhat because I don't revel, like, you know, God takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked, that's what I mean.
00:26:01.000 Not that this person wasn't evil and didn't deserve to die, he did, he was, right?
00:26:05.000 But just saying that, so nobody clips that.
00:26:06.000 But I take pleasure, yes.
00:26:08.000 Well, you take pleasure in a lot of different ways.
00:26:10.000 Any hole will do.
00:26:11.000 Typically...
00:26:13.000 Watering hole.
00:26:14.000 Watering hole.
00:26:15.000 Typically post-mortem pleasure, Dave, which is something you should seek counseling about.
00:26:18.000 Look, they don't fight it.
00:26:20.000 Yeah, rigor mortis makes it easy.
00:26:22.000 It does.
00:26:23.000 Alright, well look, we talked- Just a scratching post.
00:26:26.000 Trying to move on.
00:26:27.000 They move their chin and they're like, yes!
00:26:30.000 Yes!
00:26:34.000 It really is.
00:26:38.000 It was actually kind of fun for me because it kind of unleashes the comedy in both of you.
00:26:41.000 Neither one of you have to come back to the point at all.
00:26:43.000 You're just like, well, let's just keep going.
00:26:45.000 Don't worry too, Chet.
00:26:47.000 Chet says you're killing it.
00:26:48.000 Oh, well, thank you, Chet.
00:26:50.000 All of the monetary promises that I made to you will be paid quickly in Ethereum, so I'd cash it out quick.
00:26:56.000 It's nice you didn't read the other four.
00:27:01.000 Gerald is currently executing without trying.
00:27:03.000 Yeah, looking at that.
00:27:05.000 Alright, so midterms are coming up. We said off the top that we were going to give you some information that you
00:27:09.000 needed.
00:27:10.000 Obviously, a lot of people are talking about it. It's in the news right now. We had Ron DeSantis debating last night.
00:27:14.000 I think we have Dr. Oz debating tonight.
00:27:17.000 Herschel Walker debates every single night, but normally with himself.
00:27:20.000 It's very unfortunate.
00:27:22.000 I like the guy.
00:27:23.000 I want him to win because he's a Republican, but he's got some problems.
00:27:26.000 And we're going to talk about some of these candidates aren't necessarily the strongest people that we would say we would want to have.
00:27:32.000 But when it comes down to choosing between a Republican, even though a flawed candidate, and a Democrat who is going to push policies that the left loves, like abortion up to and including birth, sometimes you got to hold your nose and pull the lever for the Republican because at least they believe in your right to freedom.
00:27:46.000 Okay, so they're right around the corner and the Democrats are, I think, because every single show is talking about this and everyone is panicking, I think they're getting a little nervous.
00:27:56.000 How about this?
00:27:56.000 This is a New York Times poll, brand new here, asking voters, what's the top issue on your mind this election?
00:28:02.000 I haven't seen it this dramatic in a poll.
00:28:04.000 Add the economy and inflation together, that is 44%.
00:28:07.000 We're getting close to half of all respondents in this poll saying that's their top issue.
00:28:13.000 Nothing else even cracks 10% right now.
00:28:17.000 And we've talked about the Republicans, when it comes to the economy and inflation, having a pretty crazy poll.
00:28:22.000 And typically, this has been a pretty good indicator of where things end up in midterm elections.
00:28:26.000 They wear masks by themselves.
00:28:27.000 This is the average of the generic ballot right now, and you can see the Republicans with a lead here.
00:28:32.000 That is a 2.2 point lead for Republicans.
00:28:35.000 Now, that's close, generally speaking, but we were here a week ago, taking you through the generic ballot, and a week ago, this number was inside of one point.
00:28:43.000 You had that inflation news over the last week, certainly didn't help the Democrats, and it does seem that as the economy moves to center stage, Republicans are improving their chances here.
00:28:52.000 So one thing that I'm very happy about is that the Democrats have failed to make abortion the top priority, like we saw.
00:28:58.000 So one of our concerns, we wanted Roe v. Wade to be overturned.
00:29:00.000 We thought it should go back to the states, and we thought more reasonable rules and regulations for abortion, pretty much getting rid of it in most cases, was what was necessary, but we also knew that we may take a hit in the elections because of it.
00:29:12.000 So I'm glad to see that.
00:29:13.000 I'm also terrified to see that 8%—so if democracy really is a problem— The state of democracy.
00:29:19.000 Well, the state of democracy.
00:29:21.000 I want more than 8% of people caring about it.
00:29:24.000 They're like, well heck, as long as I can go buy stuff cheap and I have a good job, I really don't care where I live.
00:29:29.000 Yeah, if the state of the republic was actually like its demise was imminent, I would hope it's more than 8%.
00:29:34.000 8% of you guys care about this?
00:29:37.000 I just don't understand why we just watch some nerdy guy make madden circles about abortion.
00:29:42.000 He's like, as the economy comes back to the forefront, when did it go away?
00:29:46.000 You tried to make it go away.
00:29:47.000 It's always the economy, stupid.
00:29:49.000 Look what we got here.
00:29:49.000 I rolled up my sleeves.
00:29:51.000 That's the difference there.
00:29:52.000 It's like, what are you?
00:29:53.000 Yeah, I'm a working man, just like one of you guys.
00:29:56.000 Look, I wear Vans with khakis.
00:29:58.000 It's like, those are Payless Airwalks.
00:30:01.000 Not the same.
00:30:02.000 But when they went out of business, I stole 200 pairs.
00:30:06.000 Well look, inflation is really bad.
00:30:08.000 They're like, well the inflation news.
00:30:10.000 I'm like, it wasn't the inflation news last week, you moron.
00:30:13.000 It's been the inflation news for the last several months, okay?
00:30:17.000 And Nancy Pelosi thinks that inflation really isn't a problem and that all we need to do is change the subject.
00:30:23.000 And the fact is, is that when I hear people talk about inflation, as I heard them there, we have to change that subject.
00:30:30.000 Inflation is a global phenomenon.
00:30:33.000 It's what?
00:30:33.000 The EU, the European Union, the UK, the British, have a higher inflation rate than we do here.
00:30:40.000 It's not... Really?
00:30:41.000 The fight is not about inflation, it's about the cost of living.
00:30:47.000 Is that not inflation?
00:30:50.000 I'm not a math Asian, but I thought that inflation could impact the cost of living.
00:30:57.000 Is that no longer true?
00:30:59.000 Correlation doesn't equal causation, but in this case, absolutely.
00:31:02.000 I feel like she put her dentures in her highball.
00:31:08.000 She's just sitting there saying, I taste Gimlet!
00:31:11.000 Fix the dent and forget!
00:31:12.000 The UK!
00:31:14.000 She started to say words that didn't require her mouth to separate too much at that point.
00:31:17.000 She was like, the UK, I'm British.
00:31:20.000 She's running low on blood of the innocent.
00:31:22.000 But it's a really lazy argument.
00:31:23.000 We're talking about this in run through.
00:31:25.000 Always has higher inflation rates than the U.S.
00:31:27.000 So you can compare it now, but that ignores that they always do.
00:31:29.000 I was raised in Quebec, where gas was often too... It's more similar to Europe in a lot of ways.
00:31:33.000 If we were buying electronics, I remember as a kid, an N64 game would be $69.99.
00:31:36.000 That's right.
00:31:37.000 Much more expensive.
00:31:38.000 Yeah.
00:31:38.000 Gas would be two times the price.
00:31:39.000 I mean, food was way more expensive.
00:31:41.000 Sales tax was 14%.
00:31:42.000 It was actually 15% when I was being raised.
00:31:44.000 So it really is a weak argument, but I have heard from a lot of people saying, well, how do we debunk this?
00:31:48.000 It's always higher in Europe, and they've both gone up.
00:31:51.000 Yeah, those are the easy things to debunk and you can say right now too, well it's interesting that you chose to go with European Union and you chose Britain and you chose the UK.
00:31:59.000 Japan right now, so if we focus on kind of these East Asian democracies, Japan has 3%.
00:32:03.000 Taiwan 2.75, South Korea 5.6.
00:32:06.000 So it's not the entire world, Nancy and Joe and Kamala, that's having a problem with this.
00:32:11.000 And by the way, This isn't the easiest argument to make to win this argument.
00:32:15.000 It's lazy in that it's saying, well, it's bad everywhere.
00:32:18.000 It's not our fault.
00:32:19.000 No, your policies are contributing to this.
00:32:21.000 Maybe inflation would be a little bit higher right now, right?
00:32:24.000 Maybe supply chain things.
00:32:24.000 Maybe that is possible.
00:32:26.000 I'll grant you that for the sake of argument.
00:32:27.000 I'm not agreeing.
00:32:28.000 I'm not saying it is, but just for the sake of argument.
00:32:30.000 You're telling me that your energy policies have helped curb inflation by making gas prices higher, by making oil go up in price, by not tapping into natural resources that we currently have here.
00:32:39.000 You're telling me right now that it's okay to just throw more money on the fire to solve inflation?
00:32:45.000 Isn't that typically what leads to more inflation, is government spending?
00:32:48.000 You're forgetting something else.
00:32:49.000 Printing more money.
00:32:49.000 What's that?
00:32:51.000 We can just keep printing more and that won't lead to inflation?
00:32:53.000 No, no, no, no, because you'll have more of it.
00:32:56.000 You can just... You just keep doing that?
00:32:56.000 Exactly.
00:32:58.000 Yes.
00:32:59.000 Why tax any?
00:33:01.000 What are we even doing here?
00:33:02.000 Can we get this printer ourselves?
00:33:02.000 Just make it!
00:33:04.000 You make more money than you take it all back.
00:33:07.000 Yes.
00:33:07.000 ♪ Mhm.
00:33:09.000 ♪ ♪
00:33:10.000 ♪ ♪
00:33:11.000 ♪ I believe we solved it.
00:33:13.000 I think we've done our jobs here.
00:33:15.000 We're just going to end the show right now.
00:33:16.000 I'm kidding.
00:33:17.000 Just make more money.
00:33:20.000 Have we thoroughly taken care of that for you?
00:33:22.000 If anybody says inflation is high everywhere, you understand that in Europe it is almost always, if not always, higher.
00:33:28.000 In the Canada.
00:33:28.000 In the Canada.
00:33:29.000 Did I just do that?
00:33:30.000 In the Canadian areas that are north of here that for some reason we don't own, they always have higher prices as well.
00:33:30.000 That's fine.
00:33:35.000 And currently in other places and democracies around the world, they don't suck.
00:33:39.000 And they're facing war.
00:33:42.000 What?
00:33:42.000 What was that?
00:33:44.000 And they're facing wars, by the way.
00:33:45.000 Japan right now, I don't know if you've seen there, I'm sure Ginger Snap knows this, it's the biggest building up of an arsenal, really, since World War II.
00:33:52.000 Well, North Korea's flexing their muscle right now, China's flexing their muscle with Taiwan, and Japan is basically like, okay, we hope everybody comes to our aid, because if this happens, especially on both fronts, this is gonna be a major problem.
00:34:01.000 If we keep shooting nukes into the water, though, we're gonna make some monsters.
00:34:05.000 Yeah.
00:34:05.000 That's how we're gonna handle it.
00:34:06.000 I think that's what we do to get rid of them.
00:34:08.000 No.
00:34:08.000 Haven't you seen Project Monarch?
00:34:10.000 I know, but that's just nonsense.
00:34:11.000 That's Hollywood stuff.
00:34:12.000 Yeah, but I think it's real.
00:34:13.000 It's the nukes that are going to make them.
00:34:15.000 Well, Japan needs some help, so we should send them public school teachers.
00:34:15.000 I like it.
00:34:19.000 Godzilla.
00:34:20.000 We'll send you Godzilla.
00:34:21.000 Send them a true hero.
00:34:22.000 You told me that when a killer whale's living in your house.
00:34:26.000 Arguing over the clicker.
00:34:27.000 I like killer whales.
00:34:31.000 They're pretty fun.
00:34:31.000 Yeah, they are.
00:34:32.000 You know, when they got hands.
00:34:33.000 I'm not wrong.
00:34:36.000 Of course, Dave, not if they have hands.
00:34:38.000 Fine.
00:34:39.000 I'll never get the remote back.
00:34:40.000 That's a fair point.
00:34:42.000 Speaking of taking stuff back, a lot of states seemed like they were out of reach, even in 2020.
00:34:47.000 And they're not, suddenly, not so unattainable.
00:34:50.000 And there's a bunch of states that we're doing very well in.
00:34:52.000 Obviously, Florida is typically a Republican state, which is fantastic for us.
00:34:55.000 It's usually a pretty good stronghold.
00:34:57.000 The home of current governor Ron DeSantis, crushing his opponent, by the way, Charlie Crisp, by double digits.
00:35:05.000 Registered Republicans, percentage of voters, it's up several hundred thousand people.
00:35:10.000 In Florida?
00:35:10.000 Florida, yeah.
00:35:11.000 It's a very stark trend.
00:35:13.000 He's handled the school stuff well.
00:35:13.000 Absolutely.
00:35:14.000 He's handled COVID very well.
00:35:16.000 He probably, even more than Texas, had policies that benefited local business, kept everybody safe, schools.
00:35:22.000 By the way, he had some information on schools.
00:35:24.000 I think it's in the clip that we're going to play here.
00:35:25.000 He also disciplined Chris' dog in front of him.
00:35:27.000 He did.
00:35:28.000 Well, he was a bad boy and he put his nose in it and used a newspaper.
00:35:31.000 It was necessary.
00:35:32.000 After the debate, though, on Monday night last night, it's pretty easy to see why he's winning.
00:35:38.000 You're the only governor in the history of Florida that's ever shut down our schools.
00:35:42.000 You're the only governor in the history of Florida that shut down our businesses.
00:35:46.000 Layup!
00:35:47.000 I never did that as governor.
00:35:48.000 Did you have a global pandemic that you were dealing with, Charlie?
00:35:51.000 We need to have somebody who is at the helm... Did I miss something?
00:35:53.000 ...that understands it's important to listen to science.
00:35:56.000 To do what's right.
00:35:57.000 Utilize common sense.
00:35:59.000 You don't just shut down at the outset, and then when it's, you know, politically convenient for you, you want to open back up to score political points.
00:36:06.000 Somebody pack the audience, jeez.
00:36:08.000 I think they're cheering for DeSantis.
00:36:11.000 Listen to this.
00:36:12.000 Well, so he opposed having kids in school.
00:36:16.000 His supporters sued me to keep the kids out of school in 2020.
00:36:21.000 And how critical was that decision?
00:36:23.000 We just got the nation's report card, the results from all 50 states.
00:36:28.000 Florida number three in fourth grade reading and number four in the country in fourth grade
00:36:32.000 math.
00:36:33.000 And if you adjust that for demographics, we are number one in the country.
00:36:37.000 That would not have happened if we let Charlie Chris and his friends lock our kids out of
00:36:42.000 school like they did in California and like they did in New York.
00:36:46.000 That's how you do it.
00:36:46.000 Boom.
00:36:47.000 Right there.
00:36:48.000 You go straight to the numbers and say, our policies resulted in better outcomes for who?
00:36:53.000 Your children.
00:36:54.000 I would have added one thing.
00:36:56.000 I would have, when you start it, you just say, is anybody buying this?
00:36:59.000 Is anybody buying that the Democrat wanted more freedom?
00:37:01.000 That's a little bit more of Donald Trump in it.
00:37:02.000 But you should just say that.
00:37:03.000 Lead it with, is anyone actually buying this?
00:37:05.000 That's what they try.
00:37:06.000 Is anyone actually sitting there like... Yeah, see what this guy said?
00:37:07.000 Yeah, he was the shutdown guy, was DeSantis.
00:37:10.000 No, you were criticizing him when you were gearing up for your run to say he didn't shut down enough.
00:37:14.000 Yeah.
00:37:15.000 It's really a lazy argument for them to say, well, you know, I wasn't in power.
00:37:17.000 And he shut them down.
00:37:18.000 And by the way, a lot of people shut down for two weeks.
00:37:21.000 We didn't.
00:37:21.000 We did the mug club quarantine month.
00:37:23.000 Yeah.
00:37:24.000 But we understood.
00:37:24.000 We said, I understand why some businesses, cause we did, we didn't know.
00:37:27.000 After about two weeks, it was clear.
00:37:28.000 It was very clear after just a few weeks.
00:37:30.000 And so that's what he said.
00:37:31.000 You closed down at the outset.
00:37:32.000 He goes, you should have trusted the science.
00:37:33.000 You mean when he had doctors from some of the most well-respected institutions in
00:37:38.000 the world, and he was kicked off of YouTube when he was talking to them and
00:37:41.000 letting his constituents hear the conversation, you mean that kind of
00:37:44.000 trust the science, I don't really buy your argument.
00:37:46.000 Chris is basically throwing haymakers at this point, trying to see
00:37:49.000 if he can get something going.
00:37:50.000 But he also, he wrecked him on just about every single point.
00:37:54.000 And you will see some other clips that the media is trying to portray as
00:37:57.000 DeSantis getting owned by Chris.
00:37:59.000 It's a very, very big stretch.
00:38:00.000 But he kicked his butt on the issue of transitioning kids.
00:38:04.000 You're a 15-year-old.
00:38:05.000 You can't go get a tattoo in the state of Florida, yet we're saying you could get a double mastectomy.
00:38:10.000 Of course not.
00:38:11.000 It is inappropriate to do this for minors, and in Florida, we are not going to allow that to happen.
00:38:16.000 Boom.
00:38:16.000 Boom.
00:38:17.000 You can't go at 15.
00:38:17.000 Easy enough.
00:38:18.000 He chose 15.
00:38:19.000 I would have gone 12.
00:38:20.000 Yes.
00:38:22.000 12 and 10, 11, that sounds a little bit worse, but it's actually what's happening, and it's a middle point.
00:38:26.000 They want five-year-olds to be able to have some of these things start to take place, changing your pronouns, which we just heard from the NIH is a really bad thing to do, right?
00:38:35.000 Well, a five-year-old getting messed up.
00:38:36.000 I think it was the NHS.
00:38:37.000 Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:38.000 I get the letters.
00:38:39.000 All the acronyms, yeah.
00:38:40.000 On numbers, I'm fine with letters.
00:38:42.000 I'm just bad with letters.
00:38:42.000 It's silly.
00:38:43.000 I'm kind of retarded.
00:38:44.000 That's fair.
00:38:47.000 One thing that I did see, though, that I wanted our researchers to pull, and they did, was this clip has been going around, mostly from NBC News, because Chris was asking DeSantis if he was going to stick around for all four years.
00:38:58.000 And I just want to say something at the outset of this.
00:39:01.000 That is one of the most insane questions that I've ever heard.
00:39:03.000 Because, Chris, I guarantee you right now, if somebody came to you and said, hey, Joe Biden's not going to run, would you like to be the Democratic nominee for President of the United States and you were still in this race?
00:39:13.000 You'd be like, heck yeah, baby.
00:39:14.000 Sign me up.
00:39:17.000 Of course!
00:39:18.000 More power and something that I can't possibly do a good job with?
00:39:22.000 I'm your man, right?
00:39:23.000 So here's the NBC News clip and how they're portraying Ron DeSantis' answer.
00:39:28.000 And let me remind the viewers, he wouldn't even answer you if he would stay four years if you reelect him as your governor.
00:39:34.000 You're running for governor.
00:39:35.000 You're asking them to vote for you for governor.
00:39:37.000 At a minimum, you ought to be able to tell them if you get reelected, you'll serve as governor.
00:39:42.000 Governor?
00:39:42.000 Ron?
00:39:43.000 So we had the border that was in much better shape in January of 2021.
00:39:48.000 He pivots, right?
00:39:49.000 And so they're like, oh, see, he won't even answer the question if he's going to stay and run.
00:39:52.000 It doesn't matter.
00:39:53.000 But here, here's the full context of the answer he gave earlier in the debate.
00:39:57.000 I have a question for you.
00:39:58.000 You're running for governor.
00:39:59.000 Why don't you look in the eyes of the people of the state of Florida and say to them, if you're re-elected, you will serve a full four-year term as governor.
00:40:07.000 Yes or no?
00:40:12.000 Yes or no, Ron?
00:40:13.000 Will you serve a full four-year term if you're re-elected governor of Florida?
00:40:17.000 It's not a tough question.
00:40:19.000 It's a fair question.
00:40:20.000 He won't tell you.
00:40:22.000 We did not agree on the candidates asking each other questions.
00:40:25.000 Governor, it's your turn.
00:40:26.000 Well, listen, I know that Charlie's interested in talking about 2024 and Joe Biden, but I just want to make things very, very clear.
00:40:33.000 The only worn out old donkey I'm looking to put out to pasture is Charlie Criss.
00:40:40.000 In political terms, them's fighting words.
00:40:43.000 Listen, he was just being polite.
00:40:46.000 He was saying, is it my time?
00:40:47.000 He waited for that, but every single clip that you saw in the media cut when he was standing there and not answering in an awkward silence kind of moment.
00:40:55.000 And by the way, just in case you thought Charlie Curse was actually serious and genuine in saying that you should stay for the full term of governor when you're elected, he ran for the Senate while he was governor in 2009.
00:41:05.000 So that would have been a very helpful piece of information.
00:41:07.000 And that's because he believed he was going to lose, by the way.
00:41:09.000 He's like, I need to find my next gig so that I don't get out of government work.
00:41:09.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:41:13.000 It's like being down on a scorecard so you foul your opponent.
00:41:15.000 You're like, ah, I would have won if not for this damn ref.
00:41:17.000 Man, that's true.
00:41:18.000 That's what I do at the very beginning.
00:41:20.000 I kick him in the nuts and get disqualified so I don't get punched in the face.
00:41:22.000 It's a sound strategy.
00:41:23.000 He's the Beto O'Rourke of Florida.
00:41:25.000 He is!
00:41:28.000 I need another race to lose!
00:41:31.000 Where can I go next?
00:41:32.000 I hope I lose it.
00:41:33.000 I hope I lose it.
00:41:35.000 I think it's good that he didn't answer his question.
00:41:37.000 No, I think it was, too.
00:41:38.000 He pivoted to issues that people care about.
00:41:40.000 He didn't need to jump down there with him because, of course, that was just going to be distraction from what he really wanted to talk about.
00:41:45.000 And the moderator pointed it out.
00:41:47.000 And this is something, too, that I think a lot of people, they go, two-party system, and you really are, you do have to understand, especially in a place like Florida, you are voting the platform.
00:41:47.000 Yes.
00:41:55.000 It does matter.
00:41:56.000 Now, neither platform is perfect, but you don't want a parliamentary system, for example, like in Canada, where you can win the Prime Minister's office with only 30-something percent of the vote.
00:42:05.000 And the platform right now is Crist versus Ron DeSantis, the platform of abortion up until and including birth period, the platform of locking everything down, the platform of increased taxes, right?
00:42:14.000 The platform of civil unrest versus DeSantis.
00:42:17.000 And people, if they're electing him, look, if he is called up to run for president, people are electing his judgment and he will decide who will be filling in his spot.
00:42:26.000 No, I think, look, I think it's a good point.
00:42:28.000 I don't know how it works in Florida if the lieutenant governor becomes governor, if they have a special election or anything.
00:42:32.000 I have no idea.
00:42:33.000 Florida, I'm sorry, I don't know your ways.
00:42:35.000 But it's important to understand that Ron DeSantis is a presidential candidate, obviously.
00:42:39.000 He's one of the frontrunners to be able to take that position, if he chooses to.
00:42:43.000 He hasn't declared for that yet, so it's irrelevant.
00:42:45.000 Right now, he's running for governor and he's doing a damn good job and he's kicking your butt, Charlie.
00:42:49.000 So maybe focus on your own election and worry about where he's going to go.
00:42:52.000 Next, you, sir, are going to one of the many, many retirement homes that your state houses.
00:42:56.000 That's correct.
00:42:57.000 Hit the like button if that's what you would like to see for Charlie Crist, and make sure it's... We need, like, a more manly... I'd like it, but it needs to be, like, the... More manly?
00:43:06.000 A little bit more of a smash kind of thing.
00:43:07.000 Yeah, I think you're right.
00:43:08.000 But it's fun.
00:43:09.000 Let's go to one of the other races that we are excited about in Arizona with our very own Kerry Lake.
00:43:18.000 There's a good reason, Stephen.
00:43:19.000 Make sure you keep your legs crossed.
00:43:21.000 Carry Lake.
00:43:22.000 Put that traffic keeper on there and push down.
00:43:25.000 That's right, buddy.
00:43:27.000 You know the game.
00:43:27.000 Would you like some duct tape?
00:43:28.000 Does someone have a binder?
00:43:30.000 Hit it with a ruler.
00:43:32.000 That only makes it worse.
00:43:35.000 It gets angry.
00:43:37.000 538 now gives Carrie Lake a 58% chance to win against her Democratic opponent Katie Hobbs.
00:43:42.000 That's up from 38% just a month ago.
00:43:45.000 She's actually inside the margin now.
00:43:47.000 I think it's like a 1.8% lead or 1.8 point lead, I should say, not percent.
00:43:52.000 Remember the bumper stickers in 2016?
00:43:53.000 Trust Nate Silver. 538.
00:43:56.000 Now they don't like him anymore on the left.
00:43:57.000 They're like, oh, he's too moderate.
00:43:58.000 He's just a shill.
00:43:59.000 It's like, you guys had so many bumpers.
00:44:01.000 The bumper sticker, trust Nate Silver.
00:44:03.000 I remember it everywhere.
00:44:04.000 Yeah.
00:44:05.000 Well, it's not just that.
00:44:09.000 It's just when it's convenient.
00:44:10.000 Right.
00:44:10.000 Right.
00:44:11.000 It's not trust Nate Silver because Nate Silver is trustworthy.
00:44:14.000 It's trust Nate Silver because right now he's saying what we like.
00:44:17.000 Right.
00:44:17.000 Right.
00:44:17.000 And the mainstream media normally carries the water for people, but not right now.
00:44:21.000 Carrie Lake's opponent, Hobbs, has even faced criticism from them.
00:44:26.000 They're not going to look at their ballot and say, damn it, Katie Hobbs didn't debate her opponent.
00:44:30.000 She just came and sat down with me and answered my questions for a lot of minutes.
00:44:35.000 A lot of minutes.
00:44:37.000 More than one.
00:44:38.000 Counting on her hands.
00:44:39.000 And they're saying, you know, it's the wrong decision.
00:44:42.000 President Biden's former 2020 co-chair said, I would debate and I would want the people of Arizona to know what my platform is.
00:44:50.000 If you think she's as dangerous as you're saying to Democracy, is it your responsibility as a candidate who wants to run Arizona to show and explain who their alternative is?
00:45:01.000 That is exactly what I'm doing right now and there is a lot more ability to have a conversation with you without her interruptions and shouting to do that.
00:45:13.000 Um, I thought that when I came on this network that you were going to support me and say that everything that I did was fantastic, but you're asking me tough questions and I don't think I can handle that.
00:45:23.000 No, no, no.
00:45:24.000 Also, I think being meek is the best way to run a campaign.
00:45:27.000 Yes, yes.
00:45:28.000 Especially when combined with my abnormally small mouth.
00:45:34.000 And look, I don't know a whole lot about her other than she's a Democrat, which is basically all that I need to know about her when she's running for governor in Arizona.
00:45:40.000 But I like Carrie Lake.
00:45:42.000 I like what I've seen from Carrie Lake.
00:45:43.000 But I specifically love this from Carrie Lake because she's pointing out the media's hypocrisy about the election.
00:45:52.000 I thought you were going to say figure.
00:45:54.000 Here's 150 examples of Democrats denying election results.
00:45:59.000 Oh wow, look at this.
00:46:00.000 This is from Joe Biden's press secretary.
00:46:05.000 Reminder, Brian Kemp stole the gubernatorial election from Georgians and Stacey Abrams.
00:46:11.000 Democrats saying that.
00:46:12.000 Is that an election denier?
00:46:14.000 Oh, look at this.
00:46:16.000 Just heard Republican Ryan Costello said it would be difficult for Stacey Abrams to win because she lost her state bid, but yet she's still claiming she never lost.
00:46:26.000 Hillary Clinton, Trump is an illegitimate president.
00:46:26.000 To this day.
00:46:29.000 Is she an election denier?
00:46:31.000 If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.
00:46:35.000 And just to be fair, her husband, lovely, great, we're just joking.
00:46:35.000 That's fair.
00:46:39.000 But she is a very fetching candidate.
00:46:41.000 We respectfully think she's attractive.
00:46:42.000 Yes.
00:46:43.000 Absolutely.
00:46:43.000 Yes.
00:46:44.000 And she's also doing a fantastic job.
00:46:45.000 I will say this, Kerry.
00:46:47.000 I know your kids, her kids watch, I think, right?
00:46:49.000 I think so.
00:46:50.000 Okay, so your kids are watching right now.
00:46:52.000 I know that you are already planning to do that, but when I told you in the interview, make sure you point out that.
00:46:57.000 I'm just going to take like 0.0001% credit for that because that is what I've been waiting for.
00:47:03.000 Somebody to just come out and be like, oh, election deniers.
00:47:05.000 We talked about what is it, Kill Chain was the movie on a documentary on HBO in 2018, I believe, with all of the Democratic people saying that with Hillary Clinton denying the election that Ted Cruz They specifically said that Dominion voting machines are easily hackable.
00:47:17.000 And showed it live!
00:47:18.000 Yes, and showed it live.
00:47:19.000 They said Kemp didn't win the election because Dominion voting machines could have been hacked.
00:47:23.000 That was their argument.
00:47:24.000 And right now, we may actually have it down here so I don't want to hit it, but they're doing it again.
00:47:28.000 Democrats are actually kind of seeding the ground a little bit, telling you that this is going to be a problem.
00:47:32.000 But look, it's not just that Carrie Lake is doing well in the polls, it's not just that she is doing a fantastic job destroying the lives of the left.
00:47:41.000 The enthusiasm gap right now is something that is massive, right?
00:47:44.000 And so, just take a look, when you guys were introduced at the show, Stephen and Dave, when you guys were in, what was it, Phoenix, Arizona?
00:47:49.000 Yeah, it was like 5,000 people we mentioned.
00:47:51.000 Just look at the audience reaction to that.
00:47:52.000 We have Kerry Link, I think, here, future governor of Arizona!
00:47:55.000 What's your reaction to Kerry?
00:47:59.000 I could have just gone home.
00:47:59.000 Yeah.
00:48:06.000 He's done.
00:48:08.000 It seems they liked her.
00:48:09.000 Yeah.
00:48:09.000 Yeah.
00:48:10.000 It was a sustained applause.
00:48:11.000 Yeah.
00:48:11.000 And Carrie Lake had the balls to come out to a comedy show.
00:48:14.000 Yeah, I know.
00:48:15.000 Knowing that that was probably going to be used against her.
00:48:18.000 No, when we went to Phoenix, I don't know if Dave saw this, I was in the hotel room watching Casino for like the 15th time because it was an AMC, and I saw attack ads against Carrie Lake, and I was in them.
00:48:18.000 Sorry, Steven.
00:48:29.000 Are you serious?
00:48:29.000 Yeah, he was in them.
00:48:30.000 I said something about defunding the FBI.
00:48:33.000 She said, well yeah, I do think we have a problem with our intelligence communities.
00:48:35.000 And the attack ad said, Carey Lake, serious or seriously dangerous?
00:48:39.000 And I was like, oh my god!
00:48:41.000 Have we played that ad yet?
00:48:42.000 Can we find that?
00:48:43.000 Can we find the attack ad that has Steven Crowder on it?
00:48:45.000 There may be a lot of them by now.
00:48:48.000 Specifically the one with the FBI and Carey Lake.
00:48:51.000 Look, I know Kerry is doing a fantastic job, but she's also helping people down-ballot as well, especially in her state, right?
00:48:57.000 So you've got Blake Masters, who has surged recently in the polls against Democrat Mark Kelly.
00:49:03.000 They're doing a fantastic job with undecided voters, older voters, and women.
00:49:07.000 They've all moved towards Masters in the recent days.
00:49:10.000 And again, it's no wonder when you have somebody like that at the top of the ticket for your state, just kind of electrifying the base a little bit.
00:49:16.000 But look at the groups.
00:49:17.000 Undecided voters right now?
00:49:18.000 Independent voters?
00:49:20.000 That is the group that Republicans are doing incredibly well.
00:49:22.000 We didn't talk about that when we looked at the polling with what people were thinking right now.
00:49:26.000 Those voters are going overwhelmingly, it seems, right now towards Republicans.
00:49:30.000 So if we can keep that momentum, that's fantastic.
00:49:31.000 In particular with strong candidates.
00:49:32.000 It's a myth that you need to be a meek or a weak, really flat-out weak, moderate candidate.
00:49:37.000 It's people like the Kerry Lakes.
00:49:38.000 It's people who are actually willing to stand for their convictions.
00:49:42.000 I mean, and I will say this with Kerry Lake.
00:49:43.000 We spent some time with her there in Phoenix.
00:49:44.000 Like, Carrie Lake, when people say, oh, she was a Democrat, she was incredibly anti-war, and we were dealing with in the wake of George W. Bush.
00:49:51.000 And she said why.
00:49:52.000 Yeah, and she still is.
00:49:53.000 And she's answered for it.
00:49:54.000 But she is genuine, having spent time with, and by the way, fantastic family and even people surrounding her.
00:49:58.000 She's a blueprint for a lot of people out there as to how you win an election.
00:50:02.000 Don't back down.
00:50:03.000 Doesn't mean you have to be bombastic.
00:50:05.000 Doesn't mean that you're undisciplined.
00:50:06.000 She's disciplined, but she's also raw in the best of ways.
00:50:10.000 Yeah, she's very honest, right, and it's easy to just be honest and go out and speak to the media, but she has good media skills as well, which is, I mean, obviously, I mean, this is obvious.
00:50:19.000 It's incredibly important to have in this day and age, but Donald Trump had that too.
00:50:23.000 Donald Trump was so at ease with the media and just kind of pushing their lies, and if he didn't know how to do that, he would just make fun of them, which was also fun.
00:50:29.000 You know why, though?
00:50:30.000 Donald Trump worked in the media and entertainment industry, so he had experience with it.
00:50:30.000 Think about it.
00:50:33.000 Same thing with Carrie Lake, right?
00:50:34.000 She was a reporter.
00:50:35.000 A lot of conservatives, because they're rejected by media and entertainment industry, they don't get that kind of experience.
00:50:40.000 Yeah.
00:50:40.000 So these are examples of people who do, and you see when they know how to prepare, when they know the arguments from the left, from people in the media, but I repeat myself, before they're made, they're able to be effective.
00:50:49.000 It is a blueprint on how the Republican Party needs to move forward.
00:50:53.000 It's strong conservatives who stand by their convictions and will speak directly to the people.
00:50:57.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:50:57.000 Well, that skill alone is what took him from being kind of a joke candidate to becoming the president.
00:51:02.000 I made fun of him.
00:51:04.000 Yeah, not just him.
00:51:05.000 I made fun of his candidacy.
00:51:06.000 I didn't think it was legitimate at first.
00:51:08.000 I was like, I didn't think he was serious.
00:51:09.000 I thought it was just a publicity stunt and I made fun of that.
00:51:11.000 Not him, necessarily, but I was like, there's no way.
00:51:14.000 I even told you, I was like, he'll be gone by October.
00:51:17.000 I mean, September.
00:51:18.000 I don't even remember when we were talking about it.
00:51:19.000 He'll be gone.
00:51:20.000 And you were like, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:21.000 He's in it for the long run.
00:51:22.000 But apparently every election has been legitimate except for his.
00:51:26.000 Just that one.
00:51:27.000 Seems to be the point.
00:51:32.000 Let me put a finer point on it.
00:51:33.000 Every election the Democrats win is legitimate.
00:51:37.000 That's legit.
00:51:38.000 Every election that they don't, or every election that they think they might not, will be preemptively called illegitimate.
00:51:45.000 Just to make sure, just to cover all the bases.
00:51:45.000 That's right.
00:51:46.000 We should change the term from put a finer point on it to put a Carrie Lake point on it.
00:51:51.000 Even if it's a... because she's fine.
00:51:55.000 I think her husband is now getting on a plane.
00:51:59.000 All right, so during the debate, Masters was asked if Biden was the legitimate president.
00:52:04.000 Like we said, being direct, being ready to go, having a little bit of media training goes a long way.
00:52:09.000 Check out his response.
00:52:10.000 Is Joe Biden the legitimately elected president of the United States?
00:52:15.000 Joe Biden's absolutely the president.
00:52:17.000 I mean, my gosh, have you seen the gas prices lately?
00:52:20.000 I'm not trying to trick you.
00:52:20.000 Legitimately?
00:52:22.000 He's duly sworn and certified.
00:52:24.000 He's the legitimate president.
00:52:25.000 He's in the White House.
00:52:25.000 And unfortunately for all of us, I'm not trying to trick you.
00:52:30.000 And by the way, it's bad news.
00:52:32.000 That was pretty good.
00:52:33.000 Why did they have two signers, by the way?
00:52:35.000 Did you see that?
00:52:36.000 There were two signers there?
00:52:38.000 Was it one?
00:52:38.000 For sign language?
00:52:39.000 Was it for crosstalk maybe?
00:52:41.000 Like where the moderator was talking?
00:52:42.000 I'm looking at a small picture.
00:52:43.000 Multilingual signing?
00:52:45.000 In the gas prices lately?
00:52:47.000 Legitimately elected.
00:52:49.000 He's duly sworn and certified.
00:52:50.000 He's the legitimate president.
00:52:52.000 He's in the White House and unfortunately for all of us.
00:52:54.000 Did she just wave?
00:52:56.000 Was that like, hi mom?
00:52:58.000 Somebody's signing in Spanish.
00:53:00.000 Are they really?
00:53:01.000 I don't know.
00:53:02.000 Oh, okay.
00:53:04.000 I would have run with that and been like, whoop, yes, thank you, that sounds very good.
00:53:07.000 Yes, it is Arizona.
00:53:09.000 They do have a large Hispanic population, that makes sense.
00:53:11.000 Yeah, there's just no integrity anymore, so they have to have several signers for everybody interrupting each other.
00:53:18.000 Do the signers actually get into a fight if there's like a heated discussion?
00:53:21.000 Because you can only communicate that they're actually fighting with words if you use your fist, if you can't use words.
00:53:25.000 Yeah, they're trying to do it faster.
00:53:26.000 One of the signers gets a folding chair.
00:53:29.000 This turns into the WWE.
00:53:30.000 Yeah, the ref's looking away.
00:53:33.000 Exactly.
00:53:34.000 Well, look, in Georgia, we understand the...
00:53:38.000 The race here, you're going to want to look away from this person, Stacey Abrams, who's the President of Earth, by the way.
00:53:43.000 That is the highest honor.
00:53:45.000 I think we should call her Madam Earth President.
00:53:47.000 No, it's President of Dirt.
00:53:49.000 Of Dirt, yes.
00:53:51.000 I don't think that's true.
00:53:52.000 So the person that she still thinks is the illegitimate governor of Georgia is kicking the crap out of her.
00:53:59.000 Brian Kemp crushing her by 7.5 points in the RCP polling.
00:54:04.000 Abrams is actually already, preemptively, because she knows she's going to lose, refusing to concede her inevitable loss.
00:54:14.000 You refuse to concede and say that you lost.
00:54:18.000 Do you stand by that decision today?
00:54:19.000 Absolutely.
00:54:20.000 The election was not fair.
00:54:22.000 The process was not fair.
00:54:24.000 I'm actually, I'm sorry.
00:54:24.000 You know what?
00:54:25.000 That doesn't seem right.
00:54:27.000 Gerald, the label clearly says 2019.
00:54:30.000 You know what, guys?
00:54:31.000 Look, that's my bad.
00:54:32.000 I don't get to sit in this chair that often.
00:54:34.000 Sometimes I make mistakes.
00:54:35.000 That was when she didn't concede the election that she lost in 2018 and still has not conceded that election to this day.
00:54:42.000 Right, never.
00:54:43.000 Make sure, guys, hit the like button again.
00:54:45.000 It helps us out.
00:54:46.000 And you know you like hearing... And comment below other examples because we're going by the ones off the top of our head.
00:54:46.000 We love it.
00:54:51.000 I'm sure there are other examples.
00:54:52.000 Oh, there's plenty.
00:54:53.000 There's the Al Gore example.
00:54:54.000 Well, it's kind of a new, old trick that she's pulling.
00:54:58.000 She's saying that a Republican, by God, is racist.
00:55:02.000 I've never heard that argument before, but it's a new one that the left is using against Republicans, and that he has racist policies that are meant to keep her voters from being able to vote, and that he's suppressing all of the voters that would absolutely turn out and make her win, and it's unfair what he's doing.
00:55:17.000 It's terrible.
00:55:18.000 The current governor said it in his primary debate.
00:55:21.000 He said that the election was free and fair.
00:55:23.000 He also said he was frustrated by the results, and that's what led him to pass laws to make it more difficult to vote absentee, made it more difficult to use drop boxes.
00:55:32.000 For people who have on-call schedules, for folks who can't get somewhere from 9 to 5, they now have a much more difficult time.
00:55:39.000 1.9 million Georgians will be affected.
00:55:41.000 He said that that's why he cut off funding.
00:55:44.000 He won't allow the county elections officials to seek outside money to shore up the lack of money
00:55:49.000 they receive from the state.
00:55:51.000 That's why he made it illegal for people to get water and food and lines in the state of Georgia
00:55:56.000 have been up to eight hours long.
00:55:58.000 Okay, first off, we covered this.
00:55:58.000 Oh my gosh.
00:56:00.000 I'm sorry.
00:56:01.000 Every time it happens, I don't want to get distracted by it, but yes, you can get food.
00:56:04.000 Yes, you can get water.
00:56:05.000 You just can't get vote for Stacey Abrams water handed out in line.
00:56:10.000 It's called electioneering.
00:56:11.000 You're not supposed to do it.
00:56:12.000 And so that's what they were making sure didn't happen.
00:56:14.000 Plus she was handing out corn syrup.
00:56:17.000 You want to hand out Funyuns?
00:56:18.000 That's on you.
00:56:19.000 That's fine, right?
00:56:20.000 But in Georgia this year... Is this the Licked Donuts by... Why is this water so... Why is it so viscous from Precious's understudy?
00:56:31.000 Why are you...
00:56:33.000 They actually broke the record for first day early voting this year, and that's twice what they had in 2018.
00:56:39.000 So if Kemp is trying to suppress the vote, he's doing a very bad job at it.
00:56:44.000 He needs to do something else.
00:56:46.000 You can hand out Yoo-Hoos.
00:56:47.000 In fact, I'll take one if you've got it.
00:56:49.000 It's not chocolate milk.
00:56:50.000 It's not soda.
00:56:51.000 It's something in between.
00:56:53.000 I put liquor in it.
00:56:54.000 Was that not a real offer?
00:56:56.000 That sounded fantastic.
00:56:57.000 I know.
00:56:58.000 I wish I had a Yoo-Hoo now.
00:56:59.000 I hate you.
00:57:00.000 I've never had a Yoo-Hoo, ever.
00:57:01.000 Really?
00:57:01.000 We didn't have it in Canada.
00:57:03.000 Well, that's why Canada sucks.
00:57:04.000 I need to try it.
00:57:04.000 Is it good?
00:57:05.000 I mean, it's okay.
00:57:05.000 No.
00:57:08.000 As a kid, yes.
00:57:09.000 It's fantastic.
00:57:11.000 It's a ghetto chocolate milk.
00:57:12.000 It really is, yes.
00:57:14.000 When you grow up, it's called a Kahlua.
00:57:18.000 Mama wants some more of our Yoo-Hoo!
00:57:21.000 It's gonna drive Yoo-Hoo to school!
00:57:27.000 That's a really bad idea, moms.
00:57:28.000 Don't drink and drive your kids to school.
00:57:31.000 It's okay.
00:57:32.000 It gets mostly absorbed.
00:57:35.000 Oh, it takes me a lot to be legally over the limit.
00:57:39.000 It's just a mimosa in the morning.
00:57:41.000 Look, Kemp actually addressed the claims of voter suppression in his debate with Abrams and it didn't go well for Abrams.
00:57:48.000 The Miss Abrams is going to do a lot of attacking of my record tonight because she doesn't want to talk about her own record.
00:57:55.000 In 2018, in the governor's race, we had the largest African-American turnout in the country.
00:58:00.000 She said that Senate Bill 202, our recent Elections Integrity Act that we passed two years ago, would be suppressive in Jim Crow 2.0.
00:58:09.000 Just this past May in our primaries, we again had record turnout in the Republican primary and the Democratic primary.
00:58:16.000 In Georgia, It's easy to vote and hard to cheat.
00:58:19.000 There you go, that's how you do it.
00:58:20.000 And by the way, she had rested defeating face.
00:58:22.000 Yes, she did.
00:58:23.000 She was just in a defeated pose.
00:58:27.000 Yeah, inside her head she's going, oh shit!
00:58:29.000 Oh no!
00:58:30.000 I will say this though, at what point...
00:58:32.000 Democrats would always say, oh, if we increase turnout, we win.
00:58:34.000 Right.
00:58:34.000 Well, this is obviously the strategy right now for Republicans to increase turnout.
00:58:37.000 There's a lot more turnout.
00:58:38.000 What Democrats mean, what the left means is, if we increase turnout without any kind of verification, we win.
00:58:43.000 They mean people who aren't citizens.
00:58:44.000 They mean people who maybe aren't eligible to vote.
00:58:46.000 When you have a legitimate voting process, and I don't think that identification is an unreasonable qualification to vote.
00:58:54.000 Voting goes up, and it's also because there's value.
00:58:56.000 If something's just, oh, you can mail-in vote whenever... I still have health insurance mail that's on my office desk.
00:59:03.000 I think it's from 2017.
00:59:04.000 Well, I mean, we get so much stuff in the mail, and the mail is so easy to rely on to make sure things actually get delivered on time, right?
00:59:11.000 We don't have any problems with stuff getting lost in the mail.
00:59:13.000 They've done study after study on mail-in voting, and they show that it actually undercounts the vote, because there are so many that are done either late, they're done inappropriately, and so they're not counted as votes or they're lost in the mail one way or the
00:59:24.000 other going to them or actually coming back except in 2020 where every single
00:59:28.000 vote counted except for and look free and fair election guys right the results
00:59:33.000 in Georgia were 100% 110 the most inaccurate right it's the most accurate we've
00:59:39.000 ever seen Ever.
00:59:40.000 Except when we actually called into question George's vote and they did a recount, they found more votes?
00:59:45.000 Did you guys remember that they found literally thousands more votes that weren't included in the original tally?
00:59:50.000 And they're like, that's our fault, I'm so sorry about that.
00:59:53.000 There's so much freeness and fairness, I almost can't even.
00:59:57.000 Well, sometimes you have to bring in the votes later in a cooler.
01:00:00.000 Well, camera equipment, Dave.
01:00:00.000 Yes.
01:00:02.000 That's what I meant.
01:00:03.000 Let's make sure that we're clear on that.
01:00:04.000 Free and fair elections include camera equipment.
01:00:06.000 Cameras have a right to vote, too.
01:00:07.000 I meant voting brand camera equipment.
01:00:09.000 That's true, yes.
01:00:10.000 Look, in the Senate race, Herschel Walker is actually...
01:00:13.000 For all of his faults, Hershel Walker is actually statistically tied with Warnock, right?
01:00:18.000 And remember, Warnock's victory—and Donald Trump did a lot to make this happen.
01:00:23.000 I think he pushed so hard that people kind of went Democrat when maybe they wouldn't have.
01:00:28.000 His victory in the 2020 runoff election was what ended up giving the Democrats the Senate and gave them the opportunity to, you know, create hell all around you throughout the country.
01:00:38.000 But we're doing our best to take it back.
01:00:39.000 And in Pennsylvania, the latest Insider Advantage poll has Dr. Oz Tied with Jon Fetterman, and that's that's pretty significant because he was down by 13 points.
01:00:50.000 How many assholes can you fit in a room?
01:00:51.000 That's true.
01:00:52.000 I'm not a fan of Doctor Who.
01:00:54.000 No!
01:00:54.000 No.
01:00:54.000 No, that was a screw-up.
01:00:55.000 I don't know who anybody... I mean, he's had some... he's also been on the wrong side of transitioning, you know, young people to, like, he's... It's, you know, you are picking the lesser of two evils, but... You are.
01:01:03.000 I don't... I don't envy you guys.
01:01:05.000 No, I don't at all.
01:01:06.000 And again, this is one of those... It's like Oz, like the TV show.
01:01:08.000 Yes.
01:01:09.000 Some weird stuff going on there.
01:01:11.000 Welcome to Oz, bitch.
01:01:13.000 Oh jeez.
01:01:14.000 Making some toilet yoo-hoo?
01:01:18.000 Whether you want it or not.
01:01:20.000 I'm here to make you a lady.
01:01:21.000 Oh boy.
01:01:22.000 All right.
01:01:23.000 I think you should get down on your knees.
01:01:25.000 I'll start with you.
01:01:26.000 Is this just a skinhead rubbing him though?
01:01:33.000 Speaking of skinheads, his candidate—I'm just kidding.
01:01:37.000 No, I don't like him.
01:01:38.000 I'm surprised that he's doing as well as he is, as unlikable as he is.
01:01:41.000 But he's running against Federman.
01:01:43.000 And this guy, I know he has some current issues, but he has terrible policies in the past, and that is what we're attacking.
01:01:49.000 But he is talking a little bit weird right now and has some Joe Biden-esque moments.
01:01:57.000 Rights deserve to every woman regardless of where, state, excuse me, what state that you live.
01:02:06.000 And needles are so much better than needles!
01:02:12.000 Send me to Washington D.C.
01:02:13.000 Take on to make sure I can push back against work to work.
01:02:22.000 My name is John Fetter Woman!
01:02:27.000 Your dad hates you.
01:02:33.000 I love how somebody out in the audience said, it's Fetter Man in case you forgot!
01:02:37.000 Did you hear it?
01:02:39.000 Like one person, like just in case.
01:02:41.000 By the way, he had a stroke, right?
01:02:43.000 Yes.
01:02:44.000 Joe Biden, what's your excuse?
01:02:47.000 This guy's got a legitimate reason that he might have some difficulty talking and people just kind of nod and go along with him.
01:02:53.000 I know you're going to get some more important winning arguments because I will say this, as someone who's had several people in my close circle who've had strokes, I don't know that it's a winning argument to say he's unfit because of the stroke because he could have largely auditory processing issues.
01:03:09.000 I don't think he's completely out of it.
01:03:11.000 I don't necessarily know from what I see that he's brain damaged.
01:03:13.000 I know that he has a problem with that signaling from his brain to his mouth, but I've seen people who are stroke victims who actually— Come back.
01:03:19.000 Well, yeah, who've come back, and I've also seen people who weren't able to.
01:03:22.000 So, if you think it's a strong argument today, it could be taken off the table if he recovers in a couple of months.
01:03:27.000 It's relevant, but it shouldn't be the main argument.
01:03:29.000 Exactly, because when he isn't having a problem getting his thoughts to go to his brain to talk, which I know is a big issue, they're bad.
01:03:37.000 His policies are bad when they come out and make sense.
01:03:40.000 That's the problem that we have, right?
01:03:42.000 He advocated for eliminating cash bail and also for releasing murderers.
01:03:48.000 I think he's also the guy who went and vandalized, what was it, a restaurant or a store where he kicked down the sign or something like that?
01:03:55.000 He's a bit of a loose cannon.
01:03:56.000 Maybe that plays well in Pennsylvania?
01:03:58.000 The guy with the shaved head goatee and American Choppers hoodie is a vandal?
01:04:01.000 What?
01:04:02.000 Absolutely.
01:04:03.000 He was upset over a meal, is that what happened?
01:04:05.000 I think he's going to bring out your custom bike here in just a few minutes.
01:04:09.000 Look what I did to your car.
01:04:10.000 He's gonna leave his wife for date-avantees.
01:04:13.000 Well, and unlikable Dr. Oz addressed Fetterman's comments, soaked his record pretty well last week on crime.
01:04:21.000 The First Step Act had nothing to do with convicted murderers being released from prison, especially after they've been sentenced to life in prison.
01:04:28.000 It's a whole different game.
01:04:29.000 When John Fetterman is asked, if you could wave a magic wand, what's the one thing you would do?
01:04:34.000 The one thing.
01:04:35.000 World peace.
01:04:36.000 He says, well, I'd get rid of life in prison.
01:04:39.000 Well, I asked him that.
01:04:39.000 He actually said it would be codifying Roe v. Wade and abolishing the filibuster.
01:04:44.000 Well, he's actually the way I just described it in the past as well.
01:04:47.000 And too often, John Fetterman seems to pay more attention to the feelings of the criminals than the innocent who were hurt.
01:04:53.000 So he's changed his mind is what you're saying.
01:04:55.000 So basically, whatever direction the political winds are blowing is what his answer is going to be when you ask him, what is the one problem that you would solve?
01:05:03.000 That's essentially what she just said.
01:05:05.000 And by the way, abolishing the filibuster, you think that's a good idea?
01:05:09.000 You think codifying Roe v. Wade is a good idea against the wishes of people in states across the country?
01:05:14.000 You think it's okay to take that back even though the Supreme Court says, nope, we can't do it, this decision was inaccurate?
01:05:19.000 I don't think that's a good idea.
01:05:20.000 And I think the voters agree with me in places that you would be surprised, right?
01:05:25.000 Of all of the states, other than maybe New York and California, of all of the states that you think would be pretty solidly Democrat and not turn, this one is one of the biggest surprises, Oregon.
01:05:36.000 The news for Republicans in Oregon is fantastic and Christine Drazen has a real shot to become the next governor of Oregon.
01:05:45.000 And I know a lot of us don't pay attention to Oregon.
01:05:46.000 What do they have, like five electoral votes?
01:05:48.000 I mean, maybe three now because people are leaving.
01:05:50.000 Is she a Carrie Lake type?
01:05:54.000 I don't know if she's a Carrie Lake type.
01:05:55.000 Why wasn't Oz wearing scrubs?
01:05:57.000 Yes.
01:05:58.000 If I was a doctor, yes exactly, I would wear the white lab coat whether I deserved it or not.
01:06:04.000 Put some popsicle sticks in your pocket square or something.
01:06:07.000 Don't you have to have the heart thing?
01:06:11.000 The stethoscope thing?
01:06:13.000 Hopefully Christine Frazen is going to be... You could walk up to Fetterman and put it on his head and go...
01:06:18.000 Oh, no one's home.
01:06:19.000 Oh, geez.
01:06:20.000 Yeah, just echoes.
01:06:21.000 That's all I hear.
01:06:23.000 So hopefully Christine Drazen is going to become the next governor of Oregon.
01:06:25.000 And for those of you who don't care about Oregon politics or don't know Oregon politics, there hasn't been a Republican governor in 40 years.
01:06:33.000 I think a senator in like in about 20.
01:06:35.000 Yeah, senator in 20 years or state Senate.
01:06:37.000 Sorry, it's the state.
01:06:38.000 I think I don't know if it was a senator statewide.
01:06:40.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:06:41.000 But it's been 20 years since anything really significant for Republicans has happened in Oregon and Oregon's policies.
01:06:47.000 I don't remember exactly where Portland is, but yeah, it's in Oregon.
01:06:51.000 It's one of the crappy, like when we refer to cities that Democrat policies have destroyed, it's San Francisco and Portland.
01:06:57.000 Not usually Seattle, though sometimes that happens for obvious reasons, but Oregon is known, like I just hired a guy from Oregon and I can't say what his name is.
01:07:05.000 Oh no.
01:07:06.000 No, he's fantastic.
01:07:07.000 He's actually a mixed martial artist.
01:07:09.000 He fights.
01:07:09.000 You didn't hire my friend Chael, did you?
01:07:11.000 No!
01:07:11.000 I was gonna say, you'd be a horrible employee.
01:07:14.000 This guy's fantastic.
01:07:15.000 He moved down from Oregon and he's like, you would not believe it.
01:07:18.000 Chad Lee?
01:07:19.000 No, not Chad Lee.
01:07:22.000 Dave, in fact, that was strike three.
01:07:24.000 All right, I gotta go.
01:07:25.000 Yeah, you gotta go.
01:07:27.000 So, really quickly... Well, here's something important.
01:07:29.000 They always say, you know, the opposing party... Surf ninjas?
01:07:33.000 Was that with Rob Schneider?
01:07:34.000 I guess it was.
01:07:36.000 The opposing party, they say, well, they always do well in midterms.
01:07:38.000 And that's true.
01:07:39.000 Right.
01:07:39.000 But if it's even within striking distance in a place like Oregon, that is very atypical.
01:07:43.000 The story here is this is, first off, in strong red states, they're getting even stronger.
01:07:48.000 Florida, Texas, and then in reliably blue states for the first time in 40 years, they're looking at becoming a red state.
01:07:56.000 The story here is the rejection, absolute all out rejection of what happened with COVID and the Democrat policies.
01:08:03.000 I mean, these aren't anomalies.
01:08:05.000 This is a consistent through line.
01:08:07.000 And these are lived votes, right?
01:08:09.000 People lived through the policies of these parties and they're voting against it now.
01:08:13.000 We have other states and other cities that need to do that around the country with some of the water issues we've seen in Jackson, Mississippi, I know in Michigan and Flint having issues there.
01:08:21.000 These are Democrat-run strongholds that they need to go, oh, your policies suck and we end up paying the price every single time for it.
01:08:28.000 Somebody who won't, Nike founder Phil Knight, he donated a million dollars to Drazen earlier this month, and when he was questioned how he could support an anti-abortion candidate, as the founder of Nike, he said, Nike has good leadership.
01:08:41.000 They make choices, whatever they want, but I think I'm more conservative than Nike.
01:08:45.000 Okay, that's fantastic.
01:08:46.000 They have good leaders and they make choices.
01:08:48.000 You get to make your own choices, and Knight has made another choice.
01:08:52.000 He's like, look, what are the ways that I can help Republicans win?
01:08:54.000 So, support the Republican.
01:08:56.000 That sounds pretty nice.
01:08:57.000 I'm going to support the candidate who's independent that will pull Democrat votes away.
01:09:01.000 So he's given money to Betsy Johnson as well, just to make sure he's covered all of his bases.
01:09:06.000 And who can blame him for wanting to change when Oregon looks like this?
01:09:14.000 They have a campground.
01:09:16.000 Yeah.
01:09:16.000 It's just a nice little campground.
01:09:17.000 Oh.
01:09:19.000 Oops.
01:09:22.000 Oh, she's actually talking.
01:09:25.000 Huh.
01:09:25.000 Heat stroke.
01:09:27.000 Is she trying to help him or is she robbing him?
01:09:28.000 It's a birthday party.
01:09:29.000 Taking a dump?
01:09:29.000 both. It's a birthday party.
01:09:31.000 Yes. Taking a dump right here in front of everybody.
01:09:33.000 That's a shock.
01:09:36.000 God bless you, man.
01:09:38.000 You know what, it's almost unbelievable that the store that that person is taking a dump in has a sign that says, for lease, in front of it, and there's not an actual business.
01:09:46.000 It's because when Democrats rule these places, everybody who lives there suffers, they pay more in taxes, they have fewer protection from the police, because crime is rampant, and the police, no matter how well-funded you make them, unless you make them a military state, cannot possibly take care of every single problem that these people create, right?
01:10:03.000 And it's no wonder that Kate Brown Is the least popular governor in the country.
01:10:07.000 She's the incumbent that's running the incumbent governor in Oregon.
01:10:11.000 Well, we should have invested in tents.
01:10:13.000 Yeah, we really should have.
01:10:14.000 I thought they weren't like doing that well for a while and now they're like, guys, we're loaded.
01:10:18.000 I didn't know that you could just live wherever you wanted.
01:10:21.000 That guy who created that throw up tent in Congo, he's making a killing.
01:10:25.000 Oh my goodness.
01:10:26.000 But you would, if you want to live in Portland, you would also need the laser guns as well.
01:10:29.000 Yes.
01:10:32.000 And the Ron Perlman gorillas.
01:10:35.000 The run and jump through the thing just to test it for you.
01:10:37.000 Thanks, Ron.
01:10:37.000 Remember that tent in Congo where you fill it up and it just... I don't know where they are, if they still make them.
01:10:43.000 We should find some.
01:10:44.000 Bad movie.
01:10:49.000 Well, look, we hope you guys have had fun.
01:10:50.000 I hope this gives you some information on how Republicans are doing and the elections that are coming up.
01:10:55.000 Get out and vote.
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01:11:02.000 Even if they don't ask for it, just say, hey, I just want to make sure you know that I am who I say I am.
01:11:06.000 And here's my ID that I would need to rent or to check out a library book down the street, but not to vote.
01:11:12.000 But I'm just giving it to you just in case.
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01:11:18.000 Get this information out to all your friends.
01:11:22.000 It's a silver lining.
01:11:24.000 People want to go out and doom and gloom all the time.
01:11:27.000 What I'm hoping happens is you look at, for example, Cuban Americans.
01:11:29.000 They're the most reliably conservative voting bloc.
01:11:31.000 Why?
01:11:32.000 Because many of them are first generation or second generation.
01:11:34.000 fled communism, socialism. They lived it and they rejected it. I'm hoping that there's, you know,
01:11:38.000 to a lesser degree, the equivalent here with COVID. We all saw, you know, the mask was off
01:11:42.000 the Democratic Party and now you're seeing it even more with transitioning children. But I'm hoping
01:11:46.000 now that you have enough Americans who say, well, we lived it. Boy, was that a mistake. And I think
01:11:51.000 we might. Yeah, absolutely.
01:11:53.000 I think you're right.
01:11:54.000 And I think what we're seeing too, and this is the final point and we'll go out on this, Hillary Clinton's now out there saying that the elections are being stolen by Republican governors who are putting in place, because the Supreme Court is about to rule on something, saying that the governors of the state or the state legislatures, if there's a problem with their slate of electors, they can handle that at the state level.
01:12:13.000 They can remedy that problem themselves before they send the electors to Washington to vote, and she's saying that that is stealing the election.
01:12:22.000 So Hillary Clinton's out there saying that the election is going to be stolen before we actually have any elections, and she's talking about 2024.
01:12:30.000 So she's just setting the stage, but nobody can trust the election.