Louder with Crowder - August 19, 2020


NEW PHOTOS: The Clinton-Epstein Saga Deepens! | HodgeTwins Guest! | Good Morning #MugClub


Episode Stats

Length

42 minutes

Words per Minute

195.58835

Word Count

8,394

Sentence Count

742

Misogynist Sentences

42

Hate Speech Sentences

38


Summary

On this episode of Crowder Bits, the Hodge twins discuss the Joe Biden rape allegation, the Democratic National Convention, the Harvey Weinstein scandal, and much, much more! Crowder Bites is a podcast about the intersection of politics and pop culture. Hosted by John Rocha ( ) and Matt Knott ( ), and produced by Rachel Goodman ( )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Joe Biden, I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.
00:00:10.000 I was a Democratic caucus.
00:00:12.000 Remember caucus?
00:00:13.000 No you haven't.
00:00:15.000 You're a line dog face pony soldier.
00:00:16.000 Senators who built their reputations and career on segregation.
00:00:21.000 You also worked with them to oppose busing.
00:00:24.000 You're a damn liar, man.
00:00:25.000 That's not true.
00:00:26.000 If I were serving in the United States Senate 40 years ago, when Joe Biden was serving there, we would have been on opposite sides.
00:00:36.000 It was jokey.
00:00:37.000 That was a joke.
00:00:37.000 Okay That's a good one
00:01:05.000 Like radio.
00:01:06.000 You guys probably are fans.
00:01:07.000 Cuba Gooding Jr., right?
00:01:07.000 We have the Hodge twins in the studio with us.
00:01:10.000 Conservative twins on YouTube, and then Hodge twins on Facebook.
00:01:13.000 How you guys doing?
00:01:14.000 We are doing amazing.
00:01:16.000 Now you just saw yourself on the monitor?
00:01:18.000 Yeah.
00:01:19.000 Okay.
00:01:19.000 Oprah 2.0.
00:01:20.000 She's always watching herself on the monitor, Oprah.
00:01:22.000 She's always interviewing you guys going, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:01:25.000 Yes, Tyler Perry, riveting.
00:01:26.000 Quarterback Garrett is here.
00:01:27.000 Audio Wade is here.
00:01:28.000 Good morning.
00:01:29.000 My half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here.
00:01:30.000 Hello.
00:01:31.000 How are you, sir?
00:01:32.000 I'm so glad to be sitting in Gerald's seat.
00:01:34.000 Really?
00:01:34.000 Are you?
00:01:35.000 Yeah.
00:01:35.000 Take it over.
00:01:36.000 Rape is going to be the topic of discussion today quite a bit.
00:01:38.000 And I know it's like, I just want to, you know, sometimes you need a laser in.
00:01:42.000 Yeah.
00:01:42.000 Because you got to jump at it, you know, it's like a surprise attack.
00:01:45.000 It's the Democratic Convention.
00:01:46.000 And I realize I was sitting there watching it going, wait a second, hold on a second.
00:01:50.000 Joe Biden, by the way, let me be really clear.
00:01:52.000 Allegedly.
00:01:53.000 All of these.
00:01:54.000 Alleged.
00:01:55.000 Joe Biden.
00:01:56.000 Bill Clinton and then Michelle Obama, who really praised Harvey Weinstein, like, win in horror.
00:02:01.000 Like, this is only possible because of Harvey Weinstein.
00:02:04.000 Michelle Obama, woman, she really was, she went all in on the Harvey Weinstein thing, supporting him.
00:02:10.000 She was basically acting like those people from Smallville and the sex cult who were recruiting.
00:02:14.000 Yeah.
00:02:15.000 You thought you'd hedge a little bit, but no.
00:02:17.000 The Democratic Convention, it's just the casting convention.
00:02:21.000 The creep show.
00:02:22.000 It's just one big couch.
00:02:23.000 So the question for you today, I guess question of the day is, it's all allegedly.
00:02:31.000 Everything is allegedly.
00:02:32.000 Half-Asian lawyers looking, he's fine.
00:02:34.000 There's smoke, there's fire.
00:02:36.000 No, no, no.
00:02:36.000 Sometimes it's just electrical.
00:02:38.000 Yeah, you never know.
00:02:40.000 It's just communications.
00:02:41.000 Sometimes it's just cake on the oven.
00:02:42.000 Sometimes it's just a smoke bomb.
00:02:44.000 Sometimes you just put the oven on self-clean.
00:02:46.000 Right?
00:02:47.000 Yeah.
00:02:47.000 Yeah.
00:02:48.000 I don't know, yeah.
00:02:49.000 Um, and uh, it's all allegedly.
00:02:52.000 But, since we're opining, who do you think did it?
00:02:56.000 Do you think Bill Clinton?
00:02:57.000 Do you think he's guilty?
00:02:58.000 Do you think that Joe Biden?
00:03:00.000 Is he just really an enthusiastic sniffer?
00:03:04.000 Did Michelle Obama, who has the access to the FBI DOJ?
00:03:08.000 All of the intel throughout the criminal world had no idea that Harvey Weinstein was shopping every single Woman and, uh, girl who he was casting?
00:03:17.000 I don't know, I mean, I don't know how she lost it.
00:03:19.000 Yeah, and it was an open secret, so I mean... Yeah, I mean, when Seth MacFarlane is joking about it, Michelle Obama's like, I had no idea.
00:03:25.000 Aren't you the first lady?
00:03:27.000 Shouldn't you know first?
00:03:30.000 That's what it means, of course, yeah.
00:03:31.000 Also, in other news, no one else agreed with me on this.
00:03:34.000 We're going to be taking your chat, I should say, a little later on.
00:03:37.000 Please do subscribe to Crowder Bits.
00:03:38.000 That's another channel on YouTube, since we don't know if monetization is going to last you a long time.
00:03:43.000 And we always talk about the Apple podcast and Spotify, but please do consider joining.
00:03:48.000 Shoot.
00:03:50.000 I got water all over my mouse pad.
00:03:53.000 I've ruined everything.
00:03:54.000 When you drink coffee, does your pee smell like Honey Nut Cheerios?
00:03:57.000 Is that just me?
00:03:59.000 There are only two things that make my urine, and it's asparagus, we all know that.
00:04:07.000 Get off your high horse and your tower.
00:04:09.000 Asparagus we all know, but coffee, but it doesn't smell like coffee, it smells like Honey Nut Cheerios.
00:04:13.000 Yeah, again, I've noticed a difference, but I haven't made the connection to the breakfast cereal.
00:04:18.000 That's a good point.
00:04:19.000 When I eat sugar smacks, I can smell the sugar smacks coming out.
00:04:22.000 You ever notice that?
00:04:23.000 You ever drink pineapple?
00:04:24.000 Hold on a second, do you pee together?
00:04:26.000 What?
00:04:27.000 You ever drink pineapple and hit your girl?
00:04:28.000 Shut up!
00:04:29.000 Come on now, that's the beginning.
00:04:32.000 This is life.
00:04:33.000 This is life.
00:04:35.000 Why did you ask him if he noticed your pee smelling?
00:04:38.000 Do you two do everything?
00:04:39.000 Are you like Timmy and Tommy Tibble, you pee together?
00:04:41.000 No, I thought it was a twin thing, because he'd come up to me and say, man, how did that chicken, the way that I can't see that spice, oh, it came out like fire.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, me too, man, it's a twin thing.
00:04:50.000 Is it really?
00:04:51.000 So I was just asking him, yeah.
00:04:52.000 Everything that happens to me happens to him.
00:04:53.000 You have the connection like Elliot and E.T., where when one of you feels bad, the sunflower dies?
00:04:59.000 Yeah.
00:05:01.000 That's a classic!
00:05:02.000 I don't know.
00:05:03.000 They're not into sci-fi unless Billy Dee Williams is in it.
00:05:07.000 So, Conservative Twins, Hodge Twins, so we'll be talking, and also, by the way, I should let you know, we called Mashable about the remonetization.
00:05:15.000 You know, they made some claims that we were selling these shirts that we had never sold in our lives.
00:05:19.000 They made some false claims.
00:05:20.000 So, you know what?
00:05:20.000 We called them to do the journalism thing, and you'll be able to see it.
00:05:26.000 And Mashable, hi!
00:05:27.000 Hi!
00:05:28.000 Hope all is well, so you'll be able to enjoy that call a little bit later on.
00:05:30.000 Good morning, Mashable.
00:05:31.000 But first, we have to get to the DNC, the International Rape Federation meeting.
00:05:38.000 Allegedly.
00:05:40.000 The International Alleged Rape Federation meeting, which is really weird because it seems like you wouldn't have a federation if it's alleged.
00:05:47.000 Like, why make it official?
00:05:49.000 It almost sounds like you're claiming it.
00:05:52.000 I don't know, I wouldn't advise it, but I'm not a political adviser.
00:05:54.000 I'm not a Karl Rove.
00:05:57.000 Donna Brazile doesn't have me on speed dial, but don't call it Rapist Federation, allegedly.
00:06:02.000 But this week, and you guys talked about this on YouTube, Cardi B interviewed Joe Biden, so let's start with that.
00:06:08.000 I, of course, want free Medicare.
00:06:10.000 We need a free college education.
00:06:12.000 You know what?
00:06:13.000 If I kill somebody, I gotta go to jail.
00:06:18.000 That's all I want.
00:06:25.000 I'm so confused with the WAP thing.
00:06:27.000 Are you?
00:06:27.000 No, not confused.
00:06:28.000 I know exactly what it is, but it used to be a derogatory term for Italian.
00:06:32.000 Yeah.
00:06:32.000 Really?
00:06:32.000 Yeah.
00:06:33.000 Next thing, am I gonna call my boner at Dago?
00:06:36.000 Is that Guinea?
00:06:38.000 I thought it was a different vowel.
00:06:40.000 My nipples are Guinea!
00:06:42.000 A different vowel in the middle there.
00:06:43.000 I don't know.
00:06:45.000 I don't care!
00:06:45.000 This is not a serious show.
00:06:48.000 So, last night, first off, let's check in with CNN, because you guys, you know, you wake up later today.
00:06:53.000 Let's see what they're talking about.
00:06:55.000 Oh, they're talking about Donald Trump.
00:06:57.000 Really?
00:06:57.000 What?
00:06:57.000 Who knew?
00:06:59.000 And why is Adam Scott a pundit?
00:07:02.000 He was the mayor, I think.
00:07:04.000 Barack Obama looks to rally party and young voters in speech tonight.
00:07:08.000 Well, that needs 24-hour coverage.
00:07:11.000 The Democrats are hoping for the youth vote.
00:07:15.000 The dumb vote.
00:07:18.000 Did you see Biden's face?
00:07:19.000 It's like, oh my god, this is my base now?
00:07:21.000 I'm so disappointed.
00:07:26.000 I thought I was a moderate.
00:07:28.000 No, I think that was just all the blood rushing to his member.
00:07:32.000 So, last night, the Democratic National, whatever, they, I don't need to give them the, because they rate federations, so why do I need to give them the pomp and circumstance?
00:07:44.000 They nominated an alleged sex offender, Joe Biden, while of course providing a marquee time slot to a, not alleged, known sex offender apologist, Hillary Clinton.
00:07:55.000 Donald Trump says we're leading the world.
00:07:58.000 Well, we are the only major industrial economy to have its unemployment rate tripled.
00:08:04.000 At a time like this, the Oval Office should be a command center.
00:08:08.000 Instead, it's a storm center.
00:08:10.000 There's only chaos.
00:08:12.000 Just one thing never changes.
00:08:14.000 His determination to deny responsibility and shift the blame.
00:08:18.000 The buck never stops there.
00:08:21.000 That nose, it's like he went to Fantasy Island.
00:08:24.000 Do we have a picture of Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers?
00:08:27.000 We can pull it up.
00:08:27.000 That's what it looks like.
00:08:28.000 It just keeps going, that nose of Bill Clinton.
00:08:31.000 It says the White House is supposed to be a command center.
00:08:34.000 Like when I commanded that lady to, you know, that whole thing.
00:08:38.000 You remember the story.
00:08:42.000 Blow me.
00:08:44.000 Drop down to your knees.
00:08:45.000 I need the youth vote.
00:08:46.000 I understand you have to be very straightforward.
00:08:51.000 I realized I was doing more of a George W. Yeah, I don't know.
00:08:53.000 It was my fault.
00:08:54.000 Oh my God, he does look like that.
00:08:56.000 Yeah, bring it back up.
00:08:57.000 And you know what?
00:08:58.000 They also hang around children's merry-go-rounds.
00:09:03.000 And I know, allegedly, bring up the pictures of this guy with Jeffrey Epstein's masseuse.
00:09:08.000 This just dropped yesterday.
00:09:10.000 Bill Clinton with, hey by the way, she's cute.
00:09:15.000 She's cute.
00:09:18.000 What I am saying is, there is allegedly no foul play between those two.
00:09:22.000 I want to be clear.
00:09:23.000 And he was just saying, hey can you crack my neck.
00:09:26.000 But, she was sexually abused.
00:09:27.000 Look, go back there.
00:09:28.000 That is the lady.
00:09:29.000 Look at this lady.
00:09:30.000 We're in the land of maple leaf.
00:09:34.000 I mean, they have the same cheeks.
00:09:36.000 It's exactly the same.
00:09:38.000 Disgusting!
00:09:42.000 So we had pictures of this lady who was sexually abused by, or claims to be sexually abused by Jeffrey Epstein.
00:09:47.000 Do we have to say allegedly with Jeffrey Epstein at this point with all that half-Asian bill?
00:09:51.000 For the dead guy?
00:09:54.000 You're right!
00:09:54.000 Screw him!
00:09:55.000 Rapist!
00:09:56.000 Jeffrey Epstein!
00:09:57.000 Guy who had a... I guess you would call it a pagan altar sauna?
00:10:02.000 I mean, did you see that guy shower?
00:10:03.000 The guy had the sex ranch!
00:10:05.000 Yeah, that's where he relaxes, is that pagan altar.
00:10:08.000 And you know what really bothered me most?
00:10:09.000 He would get mad when the ladies would steal the little shampoos.
00:10:12.000 It's like, you know what?
00:10:13.000 That's your party favor.
00:10:15.000 That's for the guests.
00:10:17.000 So, Bill Clinton claimed, just to be clear, we're talking about Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, you know, we know about Bill Clinton and Juanita Broderick, we know about Bill Clinton and Monica Winsky, we know about Bill Clinton and a lot of people.
00:10:26.000 Now, Bill Clinton said, as it related to Jeffrey Epstein, that he only flew on the Lolita Express, the rapist plane, the rape plane.
00:10:33.000 That's a new Snoop Dogg film.
00:10:34.000 Rape plane!
00:10:38.000 The Lolita Express, he said four times.
00:10:40.000 Okay, well the call logs, and I don't know why I showed five.
00:10:43.000 Four, and I went like, four this many!
00:10:46.000 And I hit my leather helmet.
00:10:48.000 So, um, four times.
00:10:49.000 He flew at least 25.
00:10:50.000 We have the call logs.
00:10:51.000 Okay, now some people say, well, that may not be a big deal.
00:10:53.000 And he also spent time on the Rapist Island.
00:10:56.000 Here's my question to you.
00:10:56.000 Most Americans, right, if they don't work, if you're not a road warrior, most Americans travel on average like a handful of times per year.
00:11:03.000 Okay.
00:11:03.000 Sure.
00:11:03.000 So the argument that must have slipped his mind 25 or 27 times, depending on which call log you use, to Americans out there, provided that you don't work on the road, you know, up in the air, need not apply to this.
00:11:15.000 Can you think of any airline in the last few years that you've flown on 26 times?
00:11:23.000 But why would he want to minimize his association with Jeffrey Epstein?
00:11:26.000 He's just trying to build up those log hours.
00:11:29.000 That would be like three free flights with Delta.
00:11:32.000 Or think about it, American, Delta, United, Southwest, or like Vince Young.
00:11:37.000 That's like Vince Young when he bought every single seat on Southwest.
00:11:39.000 He didn't realize he could have flown private.
00:11:42.000 Vince Young scored less than statistical random on the quarterback intelligence test.
00:11:47.000 Yeah, he was dumb.
00:11:49.000 He was a great athlete, but boy, no quarterback IQ.
00:11:52.000 Honestly, to put it in context, Bill, you travel quite a bit, half-Asian Bill.
00:11:57.000 Have you flown 26 times on any airline in the last few years?
00:12:01.000 On one airline?
00:12:02.000 I have, but I have to travel a lot.
00:12:04.000 Do you use the same airline all the time?
00:12:06.000 No, I don't use the same airline every single time.
00:12:08.000 So, a lot of the times I do fly one airline because of the proximity in that particular region.
00:12:12.000 But, you know, when you look at the Road Warrior, you know, kind of question, even if you're on the road all the time, I mean... You'd remember it.
00:12:20.000 Look at it.
00:12:20.000 You'd have a punch card.
00:12:21.000 Right.
00:12:22.000 And you know what?
00:12:23.000 Let's bring this up.
00:12:24.000 You look a little bit like the Alaska Airlines mascot.
00:12:26.000 Thank you.
00:12:27.000 That's why I thought you might be flying Alaska Airlines.
00:12:30.000 What, you know Land Bridge Theory of the Inuit?
00:12:31.000 Yes.
00:12:33.000 We're all Asian.
00:12:33.000 Let me know when you get the Alaska Airlines, the little stencil there.
00:12:38.000 Do we have it?
00:12:39.000 You type in Alaska Airlines mascot and the first thing is just Eskimo.
00:12:45.000 They try to scrub it, they cannot.
00:12:47.000 Yeah, like you asked what the answer to a math problem is, but it just says Eskimo.
00:12:54.000 Google is racist, I just want to say.
00:12:56.000 Do we have this?
00:12:57.000 Yeah, we do have the mascot.
00:12:58.000 Okay, let's bring up Alaska Airlines really quickly because that's who Bill looks like.
00:13:01.000 We haven't?
00:13:02.000 Yeah, we haven't.
00:13:03.000 All right, we'll go back to it.
00:13:04.000 Yeah.
00:13:05.000 We'll go back to it.
00:13:06.000 So a few weeks ago, speaking of Bill Clinton, the alleged rapist, court documents, they
00:13:08.000 were unsealed where this lady, Virginia Grif, however you call it in English, testified Clinton
00:13:13.000 was at Epstein's Pedophile Island with two young girls, something that Clinton always,
00:13:18.000 he's denied, right?
00:13:19.000 But it's like, you denied that you were on Lolita Express 26 times.
00:13:22.000 Well, I guess 26 minus four, 22 times you denied it.
00:13:25.000 That's 22 denials, I guess.
00:13:27.000 Don't forget the four times he admitted it.
00:13:29.000 Yes.
00:13:30.000 and four, justice.
00:13:33.000 Four justices.
00:13:34.000 Don't forget about Monica.
00:13:38.000 I don't think she made it on the plane.
00:13:41.000 You don't need those old spinsters.
00:13:43.000 Bringing up the median age there at Pedophile Island.
00:13:46.000 What is this, a nursing home?
00:13:48.000 Let's take Bill Clinton's word on this one, on the sexual assault thing.
00:13:51.000 Yeah, I think that's probably the best plan.
00:13:52.000 I mean, that's what I'm saying.
00:13:53.000 It's like, if you take the word of anyone there at the DNC, it's like a Mexican standoff of rape.
00:13:59.000 It's a hoot.
00:14:00.000 It's like, no, I didn't do it.
00:14:01.000 How can you prove it?
00:14:02.000 Well, Bill Clinton vouched for me.
00:14:03.000 He's like, yeah, well, Joe Biden vouched for me.
00:14:05.000 And he's just like, where, what is the thing?
00:14:09.000 He just got two guns aimed at him.
00:14:10.000 He's like, this is what we're doing.
00:14:11.000 I'm like, no, Joe, just, okay, aim, good.
00:14:15.000 And his is just a super-soaker.
00:14:16.000 It really is.
00:14:16.000 Like, who vouches for you there?
00:14:18.000 Hillary Clinton?
00:14:19.000 No.
00:14:19.000 Joe Biden?
00:14:20.000 No.
00:14:20.000 Bill Clinton?
00:14:21.000 No.
00:14:22.000 Michelle Obama, who is effectively recruiting for Harvey Weinstein, if you look at the speeches that she gave?
00:14:25.000 No.
00:14:26.000 I don't know anything about Gretchen Whitmer, but, you know, I'm pretty sure.
00:14:29.000 It's awkward.
00:14:32.000 Man, I wonder what went down on that island, man.
00:14:36.000 If he's getting sucked off into Oval Office, could you imagine the stuff he was doing down there?
00:14:41.000 That's a good point.
00:14:41.000 I mean, he's in the Oval Office.
00:14:43.000 The intern.
00:14:44.000 And he had to go further.
00:14:46.000 What do you think he's doing when it's a lady who's salaried?
00:14:51.000 She was paid to organize his envelopes.
00:14:53.000 Those people were paid to do whatever Bill Clinton wants in the pagan shower sauna.
00:14:58.000 That's a good point.
00:14:59.000 God knows what he was doing.
00:15:00.000 I mean, I can guess.
00:15:02.000 I wonder what he sounds like.
00:15:04.000 No, no, let's not wonder what he sounds like.
00:15:11.000 Well, you know what, that was broad enough that it was just slightly revolting.
00:15:15.000 Do we have the Alaska Airlines mascot?
00:15:19.000 Come on!
00:15:20.000 That's like, fast forward 30 years, Bill Richmond.
00:15:22.000 That is the most racist thing I've ever seen.
00:15:24.000 With the shading, I think, yeah.
00:15:25.000 Hey, hey, hey, that's my uncle.
00:15:27.000 I'll better back up.
00:15:28.000 An Eskimo with an afro.
00:15:31.000 I know, that's always what it looks like.
00:15:32.000 It's because they're putting the shading, and I don't know why they did that.
00:15:34.000 That's a nice afro, though.
00:15:35.000 It just looks groovy, man.
00:15:36.000 Yeah, looks like an Eskimo at a 70s roller skating rink.
00:15:39.000 That's it. I'm growing an afro.
00:15:40.000 Okay, by the way, hit the notification bell if you haven't yet because subscriptions don't mean a
00:15:49.000 You guys know that now, right?
00:15:50.000 Subscriptions don't really go in people's subscription boxes.
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00:15:54.000 We have this show every weekday morning here at 10 Eastern.
00:15:58.000 I always want to say 9 because we're in Central.
00:16:00.000 Tomorrow evening, we are closing out the DNC with 80s theme night, so tune in, we're going to have a hashtag, we're going to have a party, we're going to have drinking games, and we're going to be fact-checking Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and whoever else.
00:16:11.000 I don't think we have anything prepped for Tammy Duxworth, but it'll be fun.
00:16:15.000 We'll probably just cut to the truth according to Smooth Manny at that point.
00:16:18.000 We have some other stuff, because who gives a rat's ass about Tammy Duxworth?
00:16:22.000 I'm a senator!
00:16:23.000 Okay.
00:16:24.000 So, here's another thing.
00:16:26.000 They defended Bill Clinton's inclusion, right, at the convention.
00:16:31.000 And this was something I saw on CNN.
00:16:33.000 Which I just thought was so telling.
00:16:36.000 They basically ended up cutting the interview short, where someone was making a very valid point, kind of the point that half the country would be thinking.
00:16:41.000 And I said, well, you know what?
00:16:42.000 I mean, I just think if you're saying, hey, character matters, look how terrible Donald Trump is.
00:16:46.000 And then you're introducing Bill Clinton, like that's a part of his open, that's a problem.
00:16:51.000 And they believe that the Bill Clinton issue has been settled.
00:16:55.000 This is what they do a lot, right?
00:16:56.000 Science, it's settled.
00:16:58.000 Well, what about the data on black?
00:16:59.000 It's settled.
00:17:00.000 What about the Bill Clinton... it's settled.
00:17:02.000 What about the pictures that came out today?
00:17:03.000 Nothingness!
00:17:05.000 Wait, why isn't the Bill Clinton thing settled?
00:17:07.000 I thought we all agreed that he did it.
00:17:09.000 That's a good point.
00:17:10.000 And that's also just code for shut up.
00:17:14.000 I don't like what you're saying, young man!
00:17:15.000 You keep that up, you won't be in a fourth quadrant for us anytime soon next to Adam Scott.
00:17:19.000 This is CNN, we take our business very seriously.
00:17:21.000 Stelter, back to you, rubbing balls.
00:17:23.000 So, let's go to, allegedly, let's go to this clip from CNN so you can see how they have to handle Bill Clinton when it arises live.
00:17:31.000 So you're going to say that in one breath and then say...
00:17:34.000 Character matters.
00:17:35.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Clinton.
00:17:37.000 I mean, does this make sense to anyone?
00:17:39.000 It's true.
00:17:39.000 If you want Republicans to vote for Joe Biden, having Bill Clinton talk about character and not having drama in the Oval Office, is that the right answer?
00:17:46.000 How far back are we going to relitigate it?
00:17:47.000 This morning.
00:17:47.000 Okay, this has already been asked and answered decades ago.
00:17:52.000 He's a horrible person.
00:17:53.000 Decades ago.
00:17:54.000 Decades ago.
00:17:56.000 By the way, not everyone talks in Michigan that way.
00:17:58.000 Just the asshole governors.
00:18:00.000 I don't know what it is.
00:18:00.000 Like, you walk around Michigan, they have a little bit, you know, they might say roof instead of roof, but then you have a governor, Whitmer, and her, or the former Michigan governor, Graham, and they're like, well, you know, back in Michigan, as a matter of fact, what are you just, are you getting dialect lessons from Michael Moore?
00:18:15.000 Playing to that rural base, right?
00:18:17.000 Who, by the way, I'm not convinced is not in transition right now, Michael Moore.
00:18:20.000 Have you seen him?
00:18:21.000 Oh my god, he looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
00:18:24.000 Hey, hey, hey, don't insult Rosie O'Donnell.
00:18:27.000 He looks like Walter White on testosterone blockers.
00:18:31.000 Jesus Christ!
00:18:35.000 So, they say it's settled decades ago.
00:18:37.000 Well, it really wasn't settled decades ago.
00:18:39.000 We have new pictures and I would think it's relevant, considering that if you watch the Epstein files on Netflix, they show that picture with Donald Trump like three, four, five times.
00:18:47.000 Donald Trump didn't travel on the Elite Express.
00:18:49.000 He's not in the call log.
00:18:50.000 Donald Trump did host Jeffrey Epstein in Mar-a-Lago, and then kicked him out because he thought he was creepy.
00:18:54.000 Very quickly.
00:18:55.000 It's a good reason.
00:18:56.000 It's a pretty good reason.
00:18:57.000 In other words, the story, rather than just a picture of Donald Trump at a party, right, I'm sure you could find a picture of Donald Trump at a party with all kinds of unsavory characters.
00:19:05.000 You know, probably you have Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, Lina Dunham, they all show up at these Met Gala's.
00:19:10.000 The point is that's not the same as traveling on his plane and going to his sex island repeatedly and denying it.
00:19:16.000 Donald Trump booed at Epstein for Mar-a-Lago.
00:19:18.000 That guy, that guy does something I don't like, namely that he does kids.
00:19:23.000 That's what I think Donald Trump said.
00:19:25.000 Not a good guy.
00:19:26.000 And how does Bill Clinton not get me too'd when Aziz Ansari has a bad date?
00:19:31.000 I don't like the DSSR's politics at all.
00:19:33.000 That's a bad date when you look at it.
00:19:35.000 How does he not get me too'd when at the very least, at the very least, what we know, what he denied under oath and then admitted to, abusing his power as the President of the United States on an intern, even if she was willing, right?
00:19:48.000 This idea, regretful PNV is what's taught, is rape.
00:19:51.000 Well what about the President of the United States exerting his power over you to get a BJ underneath the White House desk?
00:20:00.000 Yeah, and that's just what we know about all this other... We also know he just dropped his pants and walked up to... I mean, you can search Jennifer Flowers, you can search Juanita Braddock.
00:20:07.000 We know that he made uncomfortable advances, and we know that he had extramarital affairs with people who worked for him, and we know that he denied it under oath.
00:20:14.000 We know all those things!
00:20:15.000 We just don't know... We just don't know what the bedpost notches would read in regards to pedophile...
00:20:21.000 I think he'd be target number one for me too.
00:20:23.000 It's strange that he's not just... You think he would?
00:20:25.000 That'd be number one!
00:20:26.000 Prime example!
00:20:27.000 They give him a wide berth because of that bayonet on his nose.
00:20:31.000 Hey, he's got a black kid too.
00:20:34.000 Yeah, he's got a black kid.
00:20:36.000 Bill Clinton?
00:20:36.000 Yeah, he did this.
00:20:37.000 Just like him, but he's light-skinned.
00:20:39.000 Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
00:20:41.000 Yeah, well, that's all allegedly.
00:20:42.000 Oh, it's alleged, huh?
00:20:45.000 You can switch it up and just say purported.
00:20:48.000 Purported.
00:20:48.000 Purported.
00:20:49.000 The purported child.
00:20:50.000 Well, it's been reported he's got a black son.
00:20:54.000 Others have said.
00:20:55.000 I hear people say.
00:20:57.000 And here's the thing, when people say it's settled, well Bill Clinton has refused to apologize for anything.
00:21:03.000 I think we have this link up here from CNBC.
00:21:06.000 NBC, CNBC, MSNBC.
00:21:07.000 So many NBC's and all of them are useless.
00:21:11.000 Well, can I fact check you real quick?
00:21:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:13.000 Bill Clinton hasn't apologized for that, but he did apologize for the racist policies that he put into place that set back black communities for decades that he put into place when he was president.
00:21:22.000 Did he actually apologize?
00:21:23.000 He did.
00:21:23.000 Just a couple years ago he came out and he admitted that he screwed over the black community for decades because of the policies he put into place.
00:21:30.000 You know what?
00:21:31.000 That makes me respect him less.
00:21:32.000 But I thought he was the first black president.
00:21:34.000 At least just double down.
00:21:35.000 It's like, if you're a racist, Bill Clinton, by God, be the best racist you can be.
00:21:41.000 He also apologized, I remember, because he used to really like fast food and then he became a vegan.
00:21:45.000 Oh, yeah, I didn't know he was a vegan.
00:21:46.000 Really?
00:21:46.000 That's what weighs on you at night?
00:21:49.000 I wondered why he was willowing away.
00:21:51.000 No wonder he looks horrible.
00:21:53.000 That's what weighs on you?
00:21:54.000 It's like, ah, not the sexual assault, not the abusive power, not the alleged purported rape, but Burger King!
00:22:01.000 His name is just Whopper Jr.
00:22:03.000 He's going, how could I?
00:22:04.000 You know how sometimes I get wince?
00:22:05.000 One too many orders of chicken fries.
00:22:06.000 Yeah, one too many orders.
00:22:08.000 You know you wince and you're like, oh, I said what?
00:22:10.000 And I do this a lot.
00:22:11.000 I'm like, oh, I can't believe I did that.
00:22:12.000 I'm going to sleep and my wife goes, what's wrong?
00:22:14.000 Because I realize that I go like this.
00:22:18.000 Audibly.
00:22:20.000 And Bill Clinton's doing that with a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.
00:22:23.000 Not the rape victims.
00:22:25.000 Maybe it's just a codename.
00:22:26.000 You know what?
00:22:27.000 Different strokes!
00:22:28.000 Chicken Fries?
00:22:28.000 They wanted it.
00:22:30.000 Some people count sheep.
00:22:31.000 She wanted it.
00:22:32.000 When I'm worried I can't sleep, I count my rape victims instead of sheep.
00:22:39.000 And you'll fall asleep hearing their screams.
00:22:43.000 They wanted it.
00:22:45.000 White Christmas, eh?
00:22:49.000 What has my life become?
00:22:50.000 There'll be a lot of ffff tonight.
00:22:53.000 I'll be haunted by the ghost of Bing Crosby.
00:22:56.000 Just show up with his golf swing.
00:22:57.000 Hey, Steven, what the ffff?
00:22:59.000 All right.
00:23:00.000 So this, we obviously see the coverage, but it does bother me when you see people who just say, oh, the media's biased.
00:23:04.000 So this is a new segment we're going to be introducing.
00:23:05.000 I wanted to actually go to another story where you see the difference in coverage, not just Bill Clinton and the rapist convention known as the DNC.
00:23:14.000 But something just recently happened with a man being beaten within an inch of his life.
00:23:18.000 Was this in... I keep losing track.
00:23:20.000 Was it Portland?
00:23:21.000 Yeah, what was the location?
00:23:22.000 Portland.
00:23:23.000 We'll get to it in a second, but we're going to compare it with another story that everybody remembers in a new segment we call Then and Now.
00:23:35.000 That's my local band, by the way.
00:23:37.000 Is it a local band?
00:23:37.000 I'll check them out.
00:23:39.000 Seems like a local cover band.
00:23:41.000 See, they're the kind of band that would show up and do their covers and then Megadeth would say, you can't use your skeleton guy.
00:23:49.000 That's Iron Maiden.
00:23:50.000 Oh, Iron Maiden.
00:23:51.000 That's right, Iron Maiden.
00:23:52.000 What's the name of the skeleton guy in Iron Maiden?
00:23:53.000 I don't know.
00:23:53.000 Skeletor?
00:23:54.000 Something like that.
00:23:55.000 Skeletor.
00:23:56.000 I don't know.
00:23:57.000 I'm not saying I don't like Iron Maiden to people out there.
00:24:01.000 I'm just saying, if your music requires a gimmick, eh.
00:24:05.000 You know, same thing with Grateful Dead.
00:24:06.000 They do the same skeleton little guy.
00:24:08.000 One Mr. Saturday Night.
00:24:10.000 What's a Grateful Dead song?
00:24:11.000 Uncle Tom's Band.
00:24:12.000 Nah.
00:24:13.000 Uncle Tom's Band?
00:24:14.000 Uncle John's Band.
00:24:16.000 How do you guys feel about that?
00:24:17.000 Uncle John's Band, it's my fault.
00:24:19.000 Was it?
00:24:20.000 Seriously, I was like, oh, Uncle John's Band.
00:24:24.000 Sorry.
00:24:24.000 We've got the Hodge twins in the studio.
00:24:25.000 He set the vibe here.
00:24:26.000 The whitest guy in the room.
00:24:29.000 Just dropping end bombs.
00:24:30.000 Wow.
00:24:32.000 Wow.
00:24:33.000 That's me.
00:24:34.000 By the way, I want to continue this with then and now, but I was just talking about this.
00:24:38.000 You know, Joe Louis, which by the way is really surprising because you guys used to be afraid of dogs and you're petting Joe Louis.
00:24:43.000 The correction word for Joe Louis is no, right?
00:24:45.000 So like, say you hear if I say, hey, I'm going to take him for a walk, you have to say W because he recognizes the word.
00:24:49.000 And when he does something you don't like, you say no, so you correct him.
00:24:52.000 But I realized that the uninitiated people who hear me and my wife talking to the dog will say, hey, no, if he doesn't listen, say the N word.
00:25:01.000 So someone here, say the n-word to the dog named Joe Louis.
00:25:05.000 In context, my favorite boxer ever, and he came to us with some scar tissue, looked a little bit like Joe Louis, and said, you know that's a good name for a dog, Joe Louis, and we're saying n-word meaning no, but that is something that definitely could be, you know, a cancelable offense.
00:25:17.000 We know it's not rape.
00:25:19.000 Oh, of course.
00:25:20.000 That was a callback.
00:25:21.000 That was.
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00:25:25.000 By the way, BlackRifleCoffee.com slash Crowder.
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00:25:29.000 That's true.
00:25:30.000 And they are really doing well right now.
00:25:33.000 Black Rifle.
00:25:34.000 We're waiting on some of this.
00:25:35.000 This is a prop coffee.
00:25:36.000 This is prop.
00:25:37.000 This has been around.
00:25:38.000 I don't even know how.
00:25:38.000 I filled that full of beans.
00:25:40.000 Join the coffee club.
00:25:41.000 Listen to that.
00:25:42.000 It's telling me it needs a friend.
00:25:45.000 Send it!
00:25:46.000 You remember Sandman and the Covington Kids, who by the way I think just got $80 million from CNN?
00:25:52.000 Was that reported?
00:25:53.000 Someone had reported that.
00:25:55.000 It's supposed to be confidential.
00:25:57.000 Was it just the one kid or did all the kids get that split up?
00:26:04.000 If that's the case it's going to be like Lord of the Flies.
00:26:06.000 They're going to be fighting each other like crazy.
00:26:10.000 He's the highest paid journalist at CNN.
00:26:16.000 You didn't have to write that one article!
00:26:18.000 Watch, next thing you know, Brian Stelter's gonna try and sleep with him for a primetime slot.
00:26:24.000 So let's remember what the media reaction was immediately following the Covington kids.
00:26:31.000 This matters.
00:26:33.000 At least some of the students were from Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky.
00:26:37.000 The Catholic Diocese of Covington, which oversees the school, said... We condemn the actions of Covington Catholic school students towards Nathan Phillips, specifically, and Native Americans in general.
00:26:48.000 We extend our deepest apologies to Mr. Phillips.
00:26:50.000 This behavior is opposed to the church's teachings on the dignity and respect of the human race.
00:26:57.000 He's also said the matter is under investigation and that some students could be expelled.
00:27:01.000 What?
00:27:01.000 I don't understand anymore.
00:27:03.000 Dignity and respect.
00:27:05.000 It's tough to have dignity and respect for a guy who's a serial liar and has no gumline.
00:27:09.000 Yeah.
00:27:10.000 He's losing all his teeth.
00:27:11.000 What do you expect him to do?
00:27:13.000 It's been, what, two years?
00:27:13.000 I still don't understand how this story just took off.
00:27:16.000 Who knew it was a white kid who smiled?
00:27:18.000 Ah, yes.
00:27:20.000 His greatest sin was having a punchable face.
00:27:22.000 Let's give the left that.
00:27:23.000 He had a little bit of a face where you see... He's a child!
00:27:27.000 Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I have that face.
00:27:29.000 I have a face that has a lot of punch appeal, right?
00:27:32.000 You just wanna, you know, paint a target?
00:27:34.000 Yeah, I get it.
00:27:35.000 That kid got all that chin action.
00:27:37.000 It's all, man, I just want to punch that kid in the face.
00:27:39.000 Alright, well that could be taken out of context.
00:27:41.000 We congratulate your win, Nick Sandman.
00:27:43.000 Good for you!
00:27:45.000 And by the way, hashtag not all black people, okay?
00:27:49.000 They don't all want to punch you in the face.
00:27:51.000 What's wrong with you?
00:27:52.000 I love him.
00:27:52.000 Nick Sandman, big fan here, buddy.
00:27:56.000 Big fan.
00:27:56.000 Your life matters, Nick.
00:28:03.000 All right.
00:28:05.000 Let's compare that to what happened, was this yesterday or two days ago?
00:28:08.000 Several days ago.
00:28:09.000 I think it was two days ago now with Black Lives Matter.
00:28:10.000 They tried to rob someone in Portland.
00:28:13.000 Then a man and his partner, they defended the victim.
00:28:15.000 I want to make sure I get this right so people don't get upset with me.
00:28:18.000 Then Black Lives Matter chased them.
00:28:20.000 They got into their truck, the mob tried to chase them down to their truck, and then the driver crashed the truck, and then there was a Black Lives Matter activist.
00:28:26.000 And this is why, by the way, I think a lot of conservatives are cowardly out there when they say Antifa.
00:28:31.000 Like, listen, that's why we switched the sign from Antifa to Black Lives Matter, because they're one and the same as far as tactics, but people are afraid of calling out Black Lives Matter for fear of being called racist.
00:28:39.000 I'm not saying black people.
00:28:41.000 Black Lives Matter, the organization and people who subscribe to that philosophy, that worldview, I believe that they are part of or supporting a domestic terror organization by definition because of the violence that is often encouraged and used and at the very least Not actively condemned in these cities across the country.
00:29:00.000 Sometimes, but not at the heads of the organizations.
00:29:02.000 And that is a problem that I have.
00:29:04.000 So let's compare that to a Black Lives Matter activist.
00:29:06.000 I'm warning you, this is graphic, okay?
00:29:08.000 So not a trigger warning, an actual warning if you have kids around.
00:29:11.000 This is what happened in Portland this week.
00:29:14.000 Get away!
00:29:15.000 What the f*** is he talking about?
00:29:18.000 What the f*** is he talking about?
00:29:20.000 You're f***ing racist, bro!
00:29:22.000 You're a f***ing loser!
00:29:23.000 By the way, the irony in calling him the n-word and then calling him a racist.
00:29:29.000 Don't get any dumber than that.
00:29:33.000 Get him out of the street!
00:29:36.000 Get him out of the f***ing street!
00:29:42.000 So, again, now to be clear, White Kid Smiling Covington was covered from 7 to start everywhere, right?
00:29:50.000 That's all you saw.
00:29:51.000 Everyone remembers that, and they were totally wrong.
00:29:53.000 They have egg on their face, and so, of course, they never really issued a full correction or traction, except, well, I guess you could consider $80 million one hell of an addendum.
00:30:01.000 No one covered it yesterday.
00:30:02.000 We've been trying to search, so we'll show you some overlays from when we were searching for this yesterday.
00:30:04.000 Washington Post did run a headline, man seriously injured in attack after crashing his tuck
00:30:09.000 truck during Black Lives Matter protest in Portland.
00:30:13.000 Well, seems a little, a little vague.
00:30:15.000 It seems a little bit vague.
00:30:16.000 How about, uh, the man was beaten within an inch of his life.
00:30:19.000 When you consider that Mashable made up stories, or The Verge, uh, regarding us that didn't even, basically stories with quotes that we never made, and, uh, stories that never even actually happened from places that we've never been, you would think that they could get this right.
00:30:32.000 Like, how about including a quote where he said, yeah, take it, racist, and then immediately called him the N-word.
00:30:37.000 That's a quote that I think would interest people.
00:30:41.000 So he kicked the guy who said the N-word?
00:30:44.000 He said the N-word, I'm so confused.
00:30:46.000 Did Bill Clinton rape anybody?
00:30:48.000 I don't know how to read a newspaper.
00:30:50.000 It's been settled, Steven.
00:30:51.000 He did.
00:30:52.000 It's been settled.
00:30:53.000 This has been answered minutes ago.
00:30:56.000 And the way the headline reads, it's not really clear if he was one of the demonstrators or if... The demonstrators were the ones who were committing the violent acts.
00:31:03.000 Yeah, of course.
00:31:04.000 It's not clear in the headline, of course.
00:31:05.000 No, of course it's not clear.
00:31:06.000 He's wearing a shirt with security on it, too, right?
00:31:09.000 I don't know, did you see that shirt?
00:31:10.000 Is that what he wears?
00:31:11.000 I think it was a Transformers shirt.
00:31:13.000 He knows, he's a nerd.
00:31:14.000 I know, I'm a nerd.
00:31:19.000 And we love him for it!
00:31:21.000 I accept it.
00:31:21.000 We do.
00:31:23.000 If nature's kind, the black community will accept him like one of their own.
00:31:27.000 Maybe one day.
00:31:30.000 One day.
00:31:31.000 So let's go back to then with the Sandman story of the Covington kids.
00:31:34.000 When the truth did come out with the full footage, and again, this is important because what matters is not only when they get a story wrong, but what do they do to correct it.
00:31:41.000 And we'll be showing that call to Mashable we made yesterday in a little bit, so I hope you enjoy that.
00:31:46.000 Love that.
00:31:46.000 Instead of admitting they were wrong, they tried to turn it into a whole he said, she said, right?
00:31:50.000 It was nothing more than conjecture.
00:31:52.000 And they were airing after this more interviews with noted ambassador for methamphetamine, Nathan Phillips.
00:32:00.000 So not forgiven.
00:32:05.000 He didn't think he owed an apology but he does wish that he had walked away.
00:32:10.000 Was that enough for you or do you think he should have apologized?
00:32:15.000 Well, if there's an apology, there'd be an apology for his own behavior to a lot of other people beside me.
00:32:25.000 I'd be, like, way down on the list of his people he needs to apologize to.
00:32:29.000 You could just end the phrase that I'd be way down the list and we could apply it to anything.
00:32:34.000 Way down the list of people to apologize to, people whose picture would be up for dental records, people to watch your children.
00:32:42.000 Way, way down there, yeah.
00:32:44.000 Short of being a mule through an airport, you'd be right at the top.
00:32:47.000 Everywhere else, you're at least bottom, you know, 94th percentile.
00:32:52.000 And even mule, they'd probably pass him up because he kind of looks like a mule.
00:32:55.000 Yeah, you know, that's true.
00:32:56.000 He does look like Don Quixote.
00:32:56.000 Right away.
00:32:59.000 You look just like, what's that, uh, Freck the donkey?
00:33:02.000 There we go.
00:33:04.000 You guys can say it.
00:33:06.000 And here's, just to be clear for people who haven't followed up on the story, those kids did nothing.
00:33:09.000 It was black Hebrew Israelites who were accosted, who basically say that white people cannot go to hell.
00:33:14.000 All white people are going to hell.
00:33:15.000 I had to deal with these people when I was in Michigan, by the way.
00:33:18.000 And then the kids did, and then Nathan Phillips came up, living off the land while he made sure that someone taped with his iPhone.
00:33:25.000 Hi-ya-ya-ya.
00:33:26.000 Hi-ya-ya-ya.
00:33:27.000 Do you have it in portrait mode?
00:33:29.000 Hi-ya-ya-ya.
00:33:30.000 Hi-ya-ya-ya.
00:33:32.000 No galaxies.
00:33:33.000 It doesn't have the 12 megapixel camera.
00:33:35.000 Hi-ya-ya-ya.
00:33:37.000 Hi-ya-ya-ya.
00:33:38.000 The white man makes me live like this.
00:33:40.000 Hi-ya-ya-ya.
00:33:45.000 Today's show, here I come.
00:33:47.000 You Levi's wearing fake First Nations prick.
00:33:51.000 Sup?
00:33:53.000 Um, Washington Post, after they knew all this, they went with a story, well, it's more complicated, that was their headline, more complicated than we initially thought, which really means, like, we screwed up, you trusted us!
00:34:03.000 USA Today, Covington Catholic videos show life is complicated, but we still saw what we saw.
00:34:09.000 What?
00:34:09.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you didn't see anything!
00:34:13.000 But did you see what led up to it?
00:34:15.000 Did you see that they were basically saying all white people go to hell?
00:34:18.000 When you look at black Hebrew Israelites and you look into their theology, much like Black Lives Matter, the organization, this is a black supremacist organization.
00:34:24.000 It's entirely predicated on the idea that Jesus was black, therefore white people is the devil.
00:34:31.000 The tables will turn.
00:34:32.000 Which is still a leap.
00:34:33.000 Yeah, which is still kind of a leap.
00:34:36.000 I don't think I've ever met anyone who cares about Jesus' race more than black Hebrew Israelites.
00:34:40.000 I mean, it's predicated.
00:34:41.000 It's like, I don't think white people care.
00:34:43.000 Like, people are like, oh, you think Jesus was white with blue eyes?
00:34:45.000 Like, nah, that was a thing that the church did because it looked good on stained glass.
00:34:48.000 We know he probably looked like a terrorist.
00:34:51.000 That's what Jesus most likely looked like!
00:34:54.000 He looks like Saddam Hussein.
00:34:57.000 Yeah!
00:34:57.000 I'm just saying if Jesus were alive today yelling at a fig tree, I'd probably pat him down.
00:35:03.000 Make him take his shoes off.
00:35:04.000 That's Jesus.
00:35:05.000 Check him.
00:35:05.000 And that says more about you.
00:35:08.000 That says more about me, and that's the wonder of Christ.
00:35:11.000 It is.
00:35:13.000 He's holding up a mirror to my soul.
00:35:15.000 I'm like, oh, Messiah?
00:35:16.000 I didn't know.
00:35:16.000 I thought you were a hijacker.
00:35:18.000 But that's the whole thing, is that you are nondescript visually.
00:35:21.000 That's what the Bible says.
00:35:22.000 You wouldn't have noticed him.
00:35:23.000 He didn't have an incredible presence.
00:35:25.000 And then a black Hebrew Israelite's like, no!
00:35:27.000 That's some bullshit!
00:35:28.000 He was black!
00:35:29.000 End of story!
00:35:30.000 White people cannot I love your black men voice.
00:35:43.000 I had that when I was in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
00:35:45.000 There's a sign right there.
00:35:47.000 People know it.
00:35:47.000 It was on the corner of a place called Hopcat.
00:35:50.000 And these black Hebrew Israelites were always out there.
00:35:51.000 And they have this sign, and it has a picture of just You know, it kind of looks like the Alaska Airlines thing, because it looks like an Afro.
00:35:57.000 They have a sign that looks like a black gentleman.
00:36:00.000 At this point, it was kind of, not quite house party, not quite Afro, but it was a little higher on the top than the signs.
00:36:06.000 I don't know what you call that.
00:36:07.000 It's like the microphone look.
00:36:08.000 No!
00:36:08.000 It's a George Jefferson look.
00:36:11.000 I'm describing Christ!
00:36:14.000 No, it says on the sign, it says, Jesus.
00:36:18.000 Like with an arrow pointing.
00:36:21.000 Like it's a turn off.
00:36:21.000 It's Jesus.
00:36:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:23.000 And I'm like, what?
00:36:23.000 They go, hey, they go, hey, have you made peace with your Lord?
00:36:26.000 Have you made peace?
00:36:26.000 Do you know what's going to happen if you die today?
00:36:28.000 That's what they said to me, and I'm like, wait.
00:36:30.000 Why would they care?
00:36:31.000 And I was like, oh, OK.
00:36:32.000 I said, well, I don't know, are you a Christian?
00:36:33.000 They go, yes, sir.
00:36:34.000 I said, OK.
00:36:35.000 Actually, they didn't say, sir.
00:36:36.000 They probably said, like, yes, bitch.
00:36:37.000 They were not very respectful.
00:36:38.000 Yes, eat a mite.
00:36:39.000 I can't remember.
00:36:40.000 This isn't all word for word.
00:36:42.000 But I said, well, yeah, you know, listen, as a Christian, I personally accept that Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
00:36:45.000 I believe he is who he said he is.
00:36:46.000 He's God in the flesh, and that the only way to heaven is through him.
00:36:47.000 They go, no!
00:36:50.000 No!
00:36:51.000 Are you aware that the only true God's people are black Hebrew Israelites?
00:36:56.000 And they were going, and I was like, OK, sure.
00:36:58.000 Yeah, I don't care.
00:36:59.000 Like, I don't know.
00:37:00.000 I don't know what all of them look like.
00:37:02.000 Who knows?
00:37:02.000 If that's the case, I don't want to go to heaven.
00:37:05.000 I want to go to hell with two white people.
00:37:10.000 It's safer there.
00:37:13.000 I take my chances with you white supremacists.
00:37:17.000 I ain't going with them!
00:37:18.000 Can you imagine dying and going to heaven, and you see the black Israelites there?
00:37:22.000 I'd say, hell no, I'm going to hell!
00:37:24.000 I'm a coon!
00:37:25.000 I'm going to white people!
00:37:27.000 Uh, well, effectively, at the end of the day, they basically told me, uh, you can't go to heaven.
00:37:32.000 I was at a hall, and they go, and you white people are so obsessed with the color of Jesus' skin, do you think Jesus was a white man?
00:37:37.000 And I said, you know what?
00:37:38.000 I don't care.
00:37:38.000 Let's say he looks like your, uh, like your roller rink guy there on your poster.
00:37:44.000 I'm fine, I can still follow Jesus, right?
00:37:45.000 They go, NO!
00:37:46.000 Wait, then why did you waste my time?
00:37:48.000 I go, wait, hold on a second, how do I get to heaven?
00:37:50.000 And they're like, WE'D ASK FOR YOU TO FIND OUT!
00:37:53.000 Why don't you tell me?
00:37:54.000 And I'm like, let me ask you this, in your opinion, is there any way for me to get to heaven?
00:38:00.000 That's up in the air!
00:38:02.000 You know what?
00:38:03.000 I'm pretty sure that you aren't reading the same book.
00:38:05.000 I like how they're lawyering it, right?
00:38:07.000 They're keeping their options open.
00:38:10.000 This didn't go the way we thought it was going to go, because he seems very accepting about a Jesus that doesn't look like a white guy.
00:38:16.000 And now, uh... Did it look anything like this right here?
00:38:20.000 The black Jesus?
00:38:21.000 Yeah!
00:38:21.000 Oh man!
00:38:22.000 It's a white guy like one of us!
00:38:27.000 At least they didn't make you kiss their feet.
00:38:36.000 Did you see those videos?
00:38:39.000 It's funny too, whenever you see them reading verses out of the Bible and then they interpret what it means, I'm like, that's totally not what it means.
00:38:46.000 Now kiss my feet.
00:38:48.000 Get down there you evil white man.
00:38:53.000 Are you Mary Magdalene or not?
00:38:55.000 I guess not.
00:39:00.000 What do we do?
00:39:01.000 Go to hell!
00:39:01.000 You already told me I'm going there, so I don't know.
00:39:05.000 I tell you white people, you evil, but you tricky.
00:39:10.000 That's like a terrible choose-your-own-adventure.
00:39:12.000 It's like, wait a minute, now what?
00:39:14.000 It's like one of those goosebumps choose-your-own-paths, only it ends with racism, no matter what.
00:39:20.000 Every time.
00:39:20.000 And why can't we?
00:39:21.000 These are black supremacists.
00:39:23.000 Black Hebrew Israelites, that is a black supremacy group.
00:39:26.000 Same thing with Black Lives Matter.
00:39:27.000 When you say, when Nick Cannon says that white people have no soul, or don't have soul, meaning the ability, I guess, to sing, dance, I don't know, because of melanin, that is actual racism.
00:39:37.000 And I want to be clear, I don't think that Joe Biden is a racist, I don't think that Donald Trump
00:39:41.000 is a racist, because people on the right, they're trying to say Joe Biden is a racist, they're
00:39:43.000 trying to paint both sides.
00:39:44.000 Listen, I don't think that any of them actually harbor ill will toward black people. I don't
00:39:48.000 think that they believe that they are inferior. I think that Joe Biden, the DNC panders a whole
00:39:52.000 lot more, but there are actual racists out there.
00:39:55.000 Of course, for the few remaining, you can count on one hand, Klans members, and Spike Lee will make a film about them?
00:40:01.000 Yes!
00:40:02.000 Actual racists!
00:40:03.000 And so are people who say that Jesus was black exclusively and white people have no path to heaven.
00:40:08.000 That is racism, but call me old-fashioned.
00:40:11.000 So, back to Black Lives Matter Portland, they actually ID'd the suspect, okay?
00:40:14.000 Marquise Love is the name.
00:40:17.000 Sounds like a reality show host.
00:40:20.000 Find a shot at love!
00:40:21.000 Only it kicks you in the head.
00:40:22.000 Yeah.
00:40:23.000 I was looking for a date.
00:40:25.000 Oh, I thought it was Curbstomp Show on VH1.
00:40:27.000 Curbstomp of love.
00:40:29.000 Curbstomp of love.
00:40:31.000 That's a follow-up show.
00:40:33.000 He's still on the loose.
00:40:33.000 This is why this matters.
00:40:34.000 When we're talking about the job of reporters, they're like, well, we take journalism very seriously.
00:40:38.000 Brian Stelter.
00:40:39.000 And we get it.
00:40:39.000 You want to bitch about Trump.
00:40:40.000 I understand you don't like him, and you have your panties in a bunch.
00:40:42.000 Right now, the guy who just beat someone within an inch of their life, and you know his motivation.
00:40:47.000 Right?
00:40:47.000 You know the motivation.
00:40:49.000 Black Lives Matter, the domestic terrorist organization.
00:40:51.000 There's no guesswork here as to why he did it.
00:40:53.000 He was saying, you racist, calling him the N-word.
00:40:55.000 I can't say it, but you guys can say it.
00:40:56.000 That's the rules.
00:40:57.000 You can say it if it's a white guy who's bleeding out, I guess.
00:41:00.000 I don't understand the rules here, and I don't understand why the media doesn't feel that it's their responsibility.
00:41:04.000 We used to have America's Most Wanted.
00:41:05.000 Get John Walsh's white ass on it, for crying out loud.
00:41:08.000 The whole point is, if the media cannot be used to protect more innocent lives from being harmed by a violent criminal on the loose right now, what purpose do you serve?
00:41:22.000 The whole point is the news that's fit to print, the news that people should know, the news that can impact people's lives.
00:41:28.000 Well this is someone who beat the crap out of somebody who's in the ICU as far as we know right now, has been ID'd, not by you of course in the media, and you could save, you could protect other American lives, black and white alike.
00:41:41.000 Why doesn't that fall under the purview of the media's responsibility?
00:41:46.000 If he was white and he was kicking a black guy.
00:41:52.000 They just don't care.
00:41:54.000 They just honestly don't care.
00:41:55.000 I think we have it here, CNN, MSNBC, if we brought that up because we ran some searches to try and You don't see it.
00:42:01.000 You don't find this being written about, and you certainly don't find it being written about accurately.
00:42:05.000 There you go.
00:42:05.000 We searched MSNBC, and we searched CNN, and it wasn't there.
00:42:08.000 There's apparently some lady, Marilyn Manson, with some kind of a turquoise ring.
00:42:11.000 She's trying to sell an eye in jewelry.
00:42:13.000 I have no idea.
00:42:14.000 Apparently, it's more important than finding out, oh my gosh, there's someone on the loose in my town who's kicking people's asses in the street.
00:42:20.000 Italian jewelry, don't you say?
00:42:22.000 Oh, wait, wait.
00:42:22.000 Fat Oprah crying on a treadmill.
00:42:24.000 Let me click this.
00:42:25.000 Stars who are dead?
00:42:26.000 Wayne, hold on a second, Corey Feldman's still alive!
00:42:28.000 Ha ha ha ha, you got me with your slideshow!
00:42:30.000 Um, so... The media.
00:42:32.000 The media.
00:42:34.000 The legitimate media.
00:42:35.000 Or as YouTube calls them, authoritative sources.
00:42:38.000 Exactly.
00:42:38.000 And as Mashable calls them.
00:42:40.000 Okay, so that leads us into the next segment here.
00:42:44.000 It is going to be time to tell YouTube.
00:42:46.000 We are really quickly going to go to the Mashable call that we made yesterday, because there's a lot of referencing authoritative sources that also reference authoritative sources, and there's no actual original source.