Louder with Crowder - April 06, 2022


Oklahoma BANS Abortion! Is YOUR State Next? | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 12 minutes

Words per Minute

193.78564

Word Count

14,043

Sentence Count

1,263

Misogynist Sentences

45

Hate Speech Sentences

54


Summary

It's International Asexuality Day, and Bobby Womack is here to talk about it. He also talks about the new abortion law in Oklahoma and why he thinks it's a good thing it's not a real thing.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh Oh
00:00:04.000 Oh Oh
00:00:08.000 Oh All right
00:00:35.000 We're all going to Tulsa, Oklahoma to see Steven Crowder and Dave Lando on May 14th.
00:00:41.000 There's still a handful of tickets left because these two decided to perform at an ostentatious mega venue with 3,000 seats.
00:00:50.000 Sure, you can buy tickets at louderwithcrowder.com slash tour, but... Looking at most of you, I can say you won't make the f***ing trip.
00:00:59.000 Because Oklahoma only has room for real cowboys.
00:01:04.000 Not wannabe rednecks in affliction t-shirts and rhinestone f***ing woolly chaps with undertones of homosexuality.
00:01:13.000 There's no room for fakes.
00:01:17.000 I don't need any Garth Brooks attending any more than I need Hootie and or his f***ing Blowfish.
00:01:25.000 Now those of you who are lucky enough to make the trip may not make it through the whole performance because these shows get rough.
00:01:34.000 Jokes about race, gender, sexual orientation, and all matters of subjects deemed off-limits by today's society.
00:01:41.000 These shows are hard.
00:01:45.000 They can be cruel.
00:01:47.000 So if you think your man or woman enough to make the trip to Tulsa, Oklahoma on May 14th, by God, I've warned you.
00:01:54.000 And if you do manage to make it through the hour-and-a-half program of unacceptable, taboo, comedic body blows, The last thing I want to hear about is your hurt f***ing
00:02:08.000 feelings.
00:02:09.000 I'm sorry.
00:02:20.000 you're a stranger in hope, that's what I know. you're a stranger in hope, I got the ball. I'm just a beating disk.
00:02:45.000 I'm just a beating disk.
00:02:52.000 Mmm.
00:02:53.000 That's delicious.
00:02:54.000 Guys, get out of the map!
00:02:55.000 Tasty!
00:02:57.000 Minor attracted person.
00:02:58.000 So there's a lot to... Look, let me... One thing.
00:03:00.000 Lori, love ya.
00:03:01.000 God bless ya.
00:03:02.000 Friend.
00:03:02.000 Very, very close.
00:03:03.000 Basically family.
00:03:05.000 Just diagnosed with breast cancer this morning, but we got it early.
00:03:08.000 Good.
00:03:09.000 And I told her we're gonna, you know, we're gonna lay hands and pray.
00:03:12.000 And then... But we're not gonna be... No.
00:03:14.000 Shoulders.
00:03:14.000 Yes.
00:03:16.000 Head and shoulders, don't touch breasts.
00:03:17.000 So!
00:03:18.000 I don't think that's what the song says.
00:03:20.000 Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 14th, you all know.
00:03:22.000 Now, if you don't know, now you know.
00:03:24.000 Today's a silver lining day.
00:03:26.000 Yeah!
00:03:27.000 Aside from it's International or National Asexuality Day, which isn't a real thing, but they say that it is.
00:03:35.000 We're going to be talking about the Oklahoma abortion law.
00:03:37.000 Yeah.
00:03:38.000 And that's not the only place where there have been abortion restrictions, as leftists point to it, or as we say, you know, protections of life.
00:03:47.000 There's a trend in this country, and there's a trend also with, we just saw, Georgia and their new carry laws as it relates to the Second Amendment.
00:03:54.000 So there's a lot of doom and gloom out there, and I know a lot of people think the country's going the wrong direction in every, not in every facet.
00:04:01.000 There really is.
00:04:03.000 There's a lot to be happy about, and I used to believe that tomorrow is typically better than today, and today is better than yesterday, and of course the world has beat me up, and I don't know how much I always believe that, but I will say today is a celebration, aside of course from Asexuality Day.
00:04:18.000 Before I get to anything else, if this show is not on YouTube, you don't see it, and we don't let you know, that means Well, we've been suspended, so we are streaming live on Rumble or on MugClub, lotofcreditor.com slash MugClub, every Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
00:04:33.000 Eastern.
00:04:33.000 Don't let them force us to lose touch.
00:04:36.000 Nothing would make me happier than all of you to go over to MugClub, watch the additional hour show today.
00:04:40.000 We play Pokemon and Racial Slur.
00:04:42.000 I can't do that on YouTube for obvious reasons.
00:04:45.000 Or Rumble, if you want to watch the free show.
00:04:47.000 Nothing would make me happier than for you to chat the ass of Susan Wojcicki and everyone at YouTube for the rest of all time, but you guys have to do it first.
00:04:56.000 Okay.
00:04:58.000 I guess my question, how are you planning to celebrate International Asexuality Day?
00:05:03.000 Comment below.
00:05:04.000 You're just going to look in the mirror and say...
00:05:06.000 Not good enough?
00:05:07.000 Probably not touching yourself.
00:05:09.000 No, exactly.
00:05:10.000 Ew.
00:05:11.000 Not touching somebody else?
00:05:12.000 No.
00:05:13.000 I don't want anybody else.
00:05:16.000 When I think of anything, I don't touch myself.
00:05:19.000 That's right.
00:05:23.000 You got a little bit of Bobby Womack in there.
00:05:24.000 Asexuals on 110th Street.
00:05:32.000 No one looks good on 110th Street.
00:05:34.000 Not to me.
00:05:34.000 Street not to me All right.
00:05:42.000 Gerald A. is here.
00:05:43.000 How are you, sir?
00:05:43.000 I am well.
00:05:44.000 How are you?
00:05:45.000 I'm fine.
00:05:45.000 I woke up.
00:05:45.000 I couldn't feel my fingers because of the neck thing.
00:05:47.000 Really?
00:05:48.000 It has to get worse before it gets better.
00:05:49.000 Sometimes it just gets worse, and then you die.
00:05:52.000 Must have paralysis.
00:05:53.000 Yes.
00:05:54.000 Paralysis.
00:05:55.000 Well, I do have a paralegal on staff.
00:05:58.000 There you go.
00:05:58.000 Ooh.
00:05:59.000 So I just reached.
00:06:00.000 I realized I didn't have my security blanket and my pen.
00:06:03.000 I'm doing, I'm doing well, Gerald.
00:06:04.000 I'm really, I'm happy about international asexuality.
00:06:06.000 It's like Passover for, you know, delusional people.
00:06:09.000 And, uh, you know him, you love him.
00:06:10.000 He's actually going to be, uh, this weekend, April 8th, at Rialto Square Theater in Joliet, Indiana.
00:06:16.000 And then April 9th at the, what did I say?
00:06:18.000 Indiana.
00:06:19.000 Dammit.
00:06:19.000 Illinois.
00:06:20.000 Sorry.
00:06:20.000 We were just in Indiana.
00:06:22.000 And then April 9th, Genesee Theater in Waukegan, Illinois.
00:06:25.000 Go to livewithcarter.com slash tour.
00:06:27.000 Dave Landa, how are you?
00:06:28.000 I'm good.
00:06:28.000 Joliet's got a nice prison, I hear.
00:06:30.000 They do.
00:06:31.000 Yes.
00:06:31.000 Fine prison.
00:06:31.000 Are you playing the prison?
00:06:33.000 Uh, no.
00:06:34.000 Come on, Dave.
00:06:35.000 But, uh, Let's Go to Prison, that movie was filmed there, and they put out a pamphlet the movie was based on.
00:06:40.000 Hmm.
00:06:41.000 Uh, which was about, uh, prepare yourself for prison and how not to get violated.
00:06:45.000 Don't go to jail.
00:06:45.000 Yeah.
00:06:46.000 It's not really a funny pamphlet, but it is.
00:06:48.000 No, and even in the pamphlet it says, like, these are just precautionary measures, there's no guarantee of success.
00:06:52.000 Oh, there's zero guarantee of success.
00:06:54.000 In fact, there's 100% chance you will be violated, but maybe this will- Well, there's 100% guarantee of success for the perpetrator.
00:07:00.000 Oh yes, absolutely.
00:07:01.000 That one's underwritten.
00:07:02.000 Yes, this is just called Hope.
00:07:04.000 Yes, they need no templates.
00:07:05.000 They also had how to violate an inmate for everyone else.
00:07:09.000 It's a very rough read.
00:07:10.000 Because we will poison their soul!
00:07:12.000 With hope!
00:07:13.000 I read your book and now I only see darkness.
00:07:16.000 It's...
00:07:17.000 I didn't walk right for a week!
00:07:20.000 Uh...
00:07:21.000 The mask pain pills do nothing!
00:07:24.000 I couldn't wash out the taste of 50 men.
00:07:27.000 I was violated by your asshole, Al Gore!
00:07:34.000 So...
00:07:35.000 You merely became gay in these walls.
00:07:42.000 I was raised by it.
00:07:45.000 Molded in it.
00:07:47.000 Not one tooth remained.
00:07:50.000 Not one.
00:07:51.000 Yes!
00:07:53.000 Erection rises!
00:07:55.000 So Bane being
00:07:59.000 Molested in prison that's it happened in the movie all those guys dragged him back down into the hole right nobody
00:08:05.000 Noticed that yeah, exactly. It's prison. What do you think they did give him a high-five?
00:08:09.000 He said what do you think would happen if we all you know just got here?
00:08:13.000 It would be extremely painful!
00:08:16.000 For me!
00:08:18.000 Now, um, it's Slow News Day, but it's international, uh, is it International Tokenowin or National Asexuality Day?
00:08:25.000 International Asexuality Day.
00:08:27.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:27.000 So it's, uh, it's, you know, it crosses all continents.
00:08:30.000 Saudi Arabia celebrates it by murdering them.
00:08:32.000 Yes, exactly.
00:08:34.000 There's one guy there with a leather strope sharpening his sword.
00:08:38.000 They don't have to wear a shirt or a flag, we already know exactly who you are.
00:08:43.000 They just have like a helicopter pad where they're just gonna be tossing people from the roof.
00:08:48.000 5,000 tweets.
00:08:52.000 But it's at the top.
00:08:53.000 Elon Musk, get on that.
00:08:53.000 Thanks, Twitter.
00:08:55.000 We have Elon Musk on the show today, by the way.
00:08:56.000 Oh, boom.
00:08:57.000 So, okay, first off, lockdowns are going crazy right now, as you know, in China.
00:09:00.000 Yeah.
00:09:01.000 And that's sad.
00:09:04.000 But luckily, the brave healthcare workers, the real heroes, are out there risking it all.
00:09:09.000 Let's watch.
00:09:10.000 Oh no, I hope the wagon's okay.
00:09:23.000 The wagon was just carrying more vials of viruses.
00:09:26.000 It's a bunch of bat sandwiches all over the street.
00:09:29.000 This is what started the outbreak.
00:09:31.000 I guarantee you it was.
00:09:32.000 Hey, bring these to that lab in your red wagon.
00:09:35.000 You know, what we use to transport viral stuff.
00:09:38.000 And the Segway that no longer is used anywhere since the creator of Segway killed himself on a Segway.
00:09:44.000 Yeah, which is the greatest story ever.
00:09:46.000 He couldn't control his own contraption, which, you know, goes all of two miles an hour.
00:09:50.000 It went off a cliff!
00:09:51.000 Maybe don't ride so close to a cliff.
00:09:53.000 Well, it's almost like it was intentional.
00:09:56.000 Yeah.
00:09:57.000 That family's not collecting the life insurance money, put it that way.
00:09:59.000 No, they're like, he invented it?
00:10:00.000 No, we can't pay out.
00:10:01.000 Yeah, we cannot pay out.
00:10:05.000 I couldn't stop.
00:10:06.000 Are you serious?
00:10:07.000 Oh, China, China, China.
00:10:09.000 I don't know why we still allow them to be a world player.
00:10:12.000 Okay.
00:10:13.000 You know they have the largest outbreak right now since the beginning of the pandemic in China?
00:10:16.000 Yeah, it just happened.
00:10:17.000 Chinese?
00:10:17.000 We watched it happen.
00:10:18.000 No, I'm saying seriously.
00:10:21.000 16,000 cases yesterday.
00:10:22.000 That's the highest level they've had.
00:10:24.000 Actually, the highest level they've told us about since the beginning of the pandemic.
00:10:27.000 That's a little crazy.
00:10:28.000 How does that happen?
00:10:29.000 I have no idea.
00:10:31.000 I think numbers are just finally coming out.
00:10:32.000 They're going to need to, of course, they're going to need to set us back to code red and bring back the ticker on CNN because Ukraine-Russia's died down.
00:10:41.000 Don't just buy into the daily media narrative.
00:10:43.000 That's why we try and provide all of our references at lottowithcredit.com so you can go and do more research.
00:10:47.000 And on a slow news day like today, we'll actually sort of give you a briefing on a little bit of the macro wins that are taking place across this country.
00:10:54.000 Not everything is doom and gloom.
00:10:55.000 Not everything is bad.
00:10:58.000 Your parents that, you know, they can watch nightly news, they can watch the Fox News for a half hour, it's not something that you leave on 24-7 like a morphine drip.
00:11:06.000 It's a fair point.
00:11:08.000 Yeah.
00:11:09.000 It's true.
00:11:09.000 It's just like background noise.
00:11:11.000 Yeah.
00:11:11.000 They use it just as, you know, white noise for sleep.
00:11:14.000 Tired of hearing about war?
00:11:14.000 Yeah.
00:11:15.000 Let's talk about death from viruses.
00:11:17.000 Yes.
00:11:17.000 It's Silver from Bill Devane.
00:11:19.000 Yes, exactly.
00:11:20.000 Give Tom Selleck your house.
00:11:22.000 Now we're back to horror.
00:11:23.000 Hey, I wouldn't be here if I thought this was a scam.
00:11:26.000 That's exactly why you're here.
00:11:26.000 Oh, really?
00:11:27.000 Thanks, Tom.
00:11:28.000 We're paying you to tell people it's not a scam, but we do know it's a scam, Tom.
00:11:32.000 We had to get a trusted face to make people believe it.
00:11:34.000 Listen, Tom ad libbed that.
00:11:35.000 We didn't tell him it wasn't a scam.
00:11:37.000 Yeah, we didn't tell him.
00:11:37.000 He was pretty adamant about it.
00:11:38.000 As a matter of fact, he kept saying in every single line, this isn't a scam, or we said, Tom, you need to stop.
00:11:44.000 Because this is a scam.
00:11:46.000 It's in your contract.
00:11:47.000 Tom, are you taking that water to your avocado farm?
00:11:49.000 Yes.
00:11:50.000 No.
00:11:53.000 There's a shortage.
00:11:55.000 Not for me.
00:11:56.000 All right, so we're going to go to this week in Biden.
00:11:58.000 Yesterday, Barack Obama, former President Barack Obama, returned to the White House to help his old pal, former Vice President Joe Biden, expand health care.
00:12:08.000 Some depressing scenes from the event, which the left claims is a victorious moment.
00:12:12.000 I don't know that it really brings us to this week in Biden.
00:12:14.000 If you have a problem, figure it out whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black.
00:12:18.000 If you have a problem, figure it out whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black.
00:12:47.000 problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black.
00:12:51.000 Well, at least we're respected internationally again.
00:12:53.000 Happy Grandparents Day.
00:12:55.000 Most popular parent and president in U.S.
00:12:57.000 history, guys.
00:12:58.000 Remember that's what everyone said to me?
00:12:59.000 At least the one thing we can all agree upon is when Donald Trump is gone, we'll be more respected internationally.
00:13:04.000 Well, I'm really glad that those asexuals have put us up a notch in their Book.
00:13:10.000 He's not even respected in that room.
00:13:12.000 No, there's a room of people not even looking at him.
00:13:14.000 He's the President of the United States and he could wander off and no one cares.
00:13:17.000 Former Vice President of the United States.
00:13:19.000 Yes, former Vice President.
00:13:19.000 Give him the respect that's due.
00:13:20.000 Well, that's actually what Obama called him at that same, uh, whatever you want to, juncture?
00:13:27.000 Yeah, you know how much he was razzing him?
00:13:29.000 I bet if he just had a mic, I'm like, hey, Joe, are you still shitting your pants?
00:13:33.000 I'm just joshing.
00:13:34.000 No, he really does.
00:13:36.000 You should get on your knees every day and thank the Lord above.
00:13:39.000 I mean, this is a miracle.
00:13:41.000 It's like Chauncey Gardner but in real life.
00:13:45.000 Get on your knees like your son does for crack.
00:13:47.000 I'm just joking around.
00:13:49.000 I know about crack.
00:13:49.000 I did it with domestic terrorists back in college.
00:13:54.000 Sweep that under the rug.
00:13:55.000 Don't get all wee-wee'd up.
00:13:57.000 He actually puts his hand on Obama's shoulder trying to get his attention for an uncomfortable amount of time and Barack Obama doesn't even look at him.
00:14:04.000 Because he knows the soft, feel, bony hands of Grandpa Smellya.
00:14:09.000 It can only be one of two things.
00:14:11.000 It's either the angel of death or Joe Biden.
00:14:14.000 One or the other.
00:14:15.000 It's the same cold feeling you get.
00:14:18.000 You see Joe going, Barack!
00:14:20.000 Barack!
00:14:20.000 And he doesn't turn.
00:14:21.000 Everyone's like, hey, I don't know if you see.
00:14:24.000 If you just ignore him long enough, he'll forget about it.
00:14:26.000 He'll go away.
00:14:27.000 He's like a T-Rex.
00:14:28.000 His vision's based on movement.
00:14:31.000 And Kamala's just like, if I stand next to him and wave, do I seem blacker?
00:14:34.000 Yeah.
00:14:35.000 Am I more blacker?
00:14:36.000 She just immediately starts laying down.
00:14:38.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:14:39.000 Don't open your legs.
00:14:40.000 She doesn't know what to do.
00:14:42.000 There are cameras here.
00:14:45.000 Not now.
00:14:50.000 Not now.
00:14:52.000 Get off all fours.
00:14:53.000 Come on.
00:14:54.000 Allegedly.
00:14:55.000 Allegedly.
00:14:56.000 Figuratively.
00:14:57.000 Literally.
00:14:58.000 So, Oklahoma.
00:15:00.000 I have a lady man at home.
00:15:04.000 Me and my high school sweetheart, Michael.
00:15:09.000 You mean Michelle?
00:15:10.000 Whatever.
00:15:10.000 We'll do whatever you want to call her.
00:15:12.000 I call her Mikey for short.
00:15:13.000 Tomato, tomato.
00:15:15.000 Mikey Day, come on over here, Mike.
00:15:19.000 All right.
00:15:22.000 I want to spend some time on some good news.
00:15:24.000 A lot of people think that there isn't good news, so I know the left is losing their mind, which it's a good sign.
00:15:29.000 I don't want to just be partisan, but if the left is losing their mind, that's usually a good sign that something is happening here about which you should be thrilled.
00:15:37.000 So yesterday, the Oklahoma House, they passed a full ban on abortion.
00:15:43.000 Which now heads to the governor's desk.
00:15:46.000 It was passed 70 to 14.
00:15:49.000 Keep in mind, this is a state that has very lax marijuana laws too.
00:15:52.000 So it's not, when people think it's like this bastion of just Christian right-wing conservatism, it's a relatively sort of libertarian state.
00:15:59.000 Yeah, and 70 to 14, that's kind of a blowout.
00:16:01.000 Yeah, that is a blowout.
00:16:03.000 So, what does this do?
00:16:03.000 It makes a performing abortion in Oklahoma, the people who perform abortions, it makes it a felony.
00:16:10.000 And violators could face up to, I think, 10 years in prison, $100,000 fine, makes, of course, exceptions, and saving the life of the mother.
00:16:17.000 This is important for people to note, because we used to run into this a lot at Change My Mind.
00:16:21.000 People say, well, what are you saying?
00:16:21.000 You're saying you should jail all women?
00:16:23.000 No, no.
00:16:24.000 That's never been the argument.
00:16:26.000 It's never been the stance.
00:16:27.000 So just make sure you cut that off at the pass because that's a go-to from the left and this is also how you know that they're not really learning what the other side is saying.
00:16:34.000 They're trying to strawman you and say, you believe that women should be put in prison?
00:16:37.000 Never said that.
00:16:39.000 I think that women are often the victims of abortionists, not as much as the murdered child, but they don't know.
00:16:48.000 We had someone on Change My Mind who said that she'd had an abortion.
00:16:51.000 If you hadn't seen this, I said, well, okay, I don't know if you know this, but she believed she was a Christian.
00:16:57.000 You're going to meet that kid one day.
00:16:58.000 If you believe in heaven, you're going to meet him one day.
00:17:01.000 And she came back on the show a couple weeks later and said, I looked into the science and, uh, you know, you were right.
00:17:05.000 And she'd become a pro.
00:17:06.000 I think she might even be a, I don't know if she's a pro-life activist, but she certainly changed her stance because a lot of women who get abortions, who have them performed, they don't know.
00:17:15.000 They believe what they've been told that it's just a zygote.
00:17:17.000 They don't understand the science of DNA.
00:17:18.000 They haven't read a biology textbook.
00:17:20.000 And of course, this is what happens on the left.
00:17:21.000 And they try and say, are you a biologist?
00:17:24.000 No, I'm not.
00:17:24.000 Let's go to every biology book ever.
00:17:26.000 Oh, life begins at fertilization.
00:17:27.000 There we go.
00:17:29.000 Right.
00:17:29.000 Well, and Dave, you were talking about the, what was it, Colorado that just passed?
00:17:32.000 Well, that's the problem, is if you think this, exactly, if you think this is extremist, then that, I mean, it really is fighting fire with fire, because they just made it legal to kill a nine-month-old baby, which, that's just murdering a baby.
00:17:45.000 I don't care what way you look at it.
00:17:46.000 That's disgusting.
00:17:47.000 Well, when we were in Colorado, undercover at an abortion clinic, there was a woman going in, I think, 34 weeks pregnant, who was about to have an abortion.
00:17:53.000 This is back then.
00:17:55.000 I don't understand how that's legal.
00:17:58.000 Here's the issue is people try and throw out these red herrings.
00:18:01.000 They say, what about rape and incest?
00:18:03.000 Now, let me just clarify something here with Change My Mind, because we've done a lot of pro-life Change My Mind.
00:18:08.000 We have the fetal chart.
00:18:10.000 The goal of Change My Mind is not to score political points.
00:18:12.000 That's why it's a lot longer than a televised debate.
00:18:14.000 The goal is to sort of walk hand in hand with someone and you're pulling different directions and hopefully by the end of it, You're walking the same way, right?
00:18:20.000 So it requires a Socratic method.
00:18:21.000 It requires asking people questions that get them to rationalize their point of view.
00:18:26.000 Very different from a debate.
00:18:27.000 You'll notice the difference between how I handled a Rolling Stone reporter, journalist,
00:18:33.000 Monticelli, versus how I will discuss the issue with people on the street or with students
00:18:38.000 if I think it's an actual discussion in good faith.
00:18:40.000 There's something that I call, and I've never used this and changed my mind, fastest path
00:18:43.000 to victory, the most effective argument possible, in order to frame it in.
00:18:47.000 It's like cutting off the ring in a fight.
00:18:50.000 It's very simple with the abortion argument when they bring up rape and incest.
00:18:53.000 I say, well, what about rape and incest?
00:18:55.000 Now, I'm not saying that rape and incest makes abortion morally permissible.
00:18:59.000 But, just say, okay, let's say we make exceptions for rape and incest.
00:19:02.000 Would you ban all other abortions?
00:19:03.000 Well, no, then don't use that.
00:19:05.000 You don't care about rape and incest.
00:19:06.000 It's just like when they say, what about the kids who were born here from illegal immigrants to Dreamers?
00:19:10.000 Okay, if we make exceptions for them, can we get rid of sanctuary cities?
00:19:13.000 Can we deport violent felons who are overcrowding our prisons, who are here illegally?
00:19:18.000 Well, no, then don't say that it's about children.
00:19:20.000 Eliminate it. Don't let them corner you and say, what about rape and incest?
00:19:23.000 Just say, okay, let's say rape and incest. Take it off the table.
00:19:26.000 Everything else, that's not what it's about. And inevitably, you cannot find a national player in the Democratic
00:19:35.000 party who will specify where abortion should be limited.
00:19:39.000 No.
00:19:39.000 They can't do it.
00:19:40.000 It's up until and including birth period, taxpayer-funded, if they had their way.
00:19:45.000 So if you think this is extreme, again, keep in mind, we're talking about the people performing abortions.
00:19:53.000 The doctors, who know that they're ending a life.
00:19:55.000 These are the people who are being held accountable, not the woman.
00:20:00.000 Is that clear?
00:20:00.000 That sounds good.
00:20:01.000 I think that's a positive win.
00:20:02.000 And by the way, this all was on the back of Texas, and we'll get to Texas's law in a second, but they're saying because Texas's law was not struck down by the Supreme Court, that other states are now going, oh, we can actually do this.
00:20:13.000 We've wanted to do this for a long time.
00:20:15.000 We can actually do it.
00:20:16.000 Yeah, and the left says, what?
00:20:17.000 How do we know why you people are cruel?
00:20:19.000 Why aren't you speaking out against Colorado?
00:20:20.000 Nine months.
00:20:21.000 Well, that's just a woman's right to choose.
00:20:22.000 Really?
00:20:23.000 What happens in Colorado if you try to perform an abortion but the baby actually is born, which does happen by the way, and the doctor just says, well, we will actually end that life because we tried to end it in... You mean like the governor of Virginia?
00:20:35.000 Virginia as well.
00:20:35.000 That's the conversation they're having!
00:20:37.000 We'll just make the baby comfortable while we make a decision?
00:20:39.000 Or like we were talking about Barack Obama, look at the Infants Born Alive Act in Illinois.
00:20:42.000 I think he was the only senator to vote no, which was requiring hospitals to provide medical care to babies who survived abortions just like any other baby in the hospital.
00:20:53.000 Because, now people say, oh that wasn't an issue, it was happening enough that nurses and doctors were complaining because babies were alive and they were just being left to die.
00:21:01.000 And he said no.
00:21:03.000 That's the kind of evil that a supervillain from a Marvel movie doesn't even have a form for.
00:21:11.000 I just can't wrap my head around how you can get past the first trimester and it would be a conversation.
00:21:17.000 I mean, come on, ladies.
00:21:18.000 It's not picking a restaurant.
00:21:19.000 Make up your mind.
00:21:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:21:22.000 It's not Ponderosa.
00:21:23.000 Do you want to go to Bennigan's or Planned Parenthood?
00:21:26.000 Which one?
00:21:28.000 Either way, someone's getting hit with an orange.
00:21:30.000 Oh, blues busters.
00:21:31.000 So, let me give you a couple of examples here.
00:21:34.000 Well, first, this obviously comes as the country awaits a Supreme Court decision on Dobbs vs. Jackson women's health.
00:21:41.000 A lot of people believe that this could potentially overturn Roe v. Wade.
00:21:44.000 This is the complaint from the left.
00:21:45.000 This could overturn Roe v. Wade!
00:21:46.000 This could overturn Roe v. Wade!
00:21:47.000 Again, don't let them get you off track with this.
00:21:49.000 I think Roe v. Wade is quite what people think it is.
00:21:52.000 No, it's not.
00:21:52.000 Roe v. Wade is not actually about a woman's right to choose.
00:21:55.000 It really is a loophole regarding privacy laws, right?
00:21:59.000 Right to medical privacy.
00:22:01.000 That's really what the case was about, and that's why Ruth Bader Ginsburg said that she didn't think it was good law, and that she thought that it made abortion protections actually vulnerable to future litigation in the future.
00:22:10.000 And that's what we see right now.
00:22:12.000 It created this arbitrary trimester framework, which is one of those things I don't know why I think what is more accurate, and again, you can comment below.
00:22:20.000 I would love to hear your comments.
00:22:22.000 If you are not pro-life, let's say, you're pro-abortion, you're pro-choice to whatever degree you are, Where is it?
00:22:30.000 I've never heard a consistent line from people against it.
00:22:35.000 Is it viability?
00:22:36.000 Okay, well that changes.
00:22:37.000 And by the way, does that mean that a baby born in Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan, their life is worth more than a baby born in the hills of West Virginia because it's more viable due to modern medical equipment?
00:22:45.000 Is it geographically based?
00:22:47.000 Is it based on a period in time?
00:22:49.000 Because a baby who was born 60 years ago would not have lived, right, if they were born prematurely as opposed to today because of the medical attention that can be provided?
00:22:59.000 Is it a heart?
00:23:01.000 Whose heart are you stopping?
00:23:04.000 When people say, it's my body, my choice.
00:23:06.000 Do you have 20 fingers?
00:23:06.000 Do you have 20 toes?
00:23:07.000 If you're a woman, do you have a penis?
00:23:08.000 And I know that's a loaded question right now with a swim meet champion.
00:23:12.000 Used to be an easier argument.
00:23:13.000 The point is now they want to blur all of the lines.
00:23:16.000 Trust the science until the science says this is a new living being with an entirely different set of DNA.
00:23:23.000 It's autonomous from the mother and the father.
00:23:25.000 Everything has been determined from eye color, to hair color, to male pattern baldness, to height, to mental health issues.
00:23:31.000 That all exists when you end that Life.
00:23:34.000 But the left isn't even talking about that, because if you look at the states where the left have unfettered control, it is as extreme as it gets, like Dave just brought up.
00:23:41.000 Colorado.
00:23:42.000 Like Virginia.
00:23:43.000 By the way, even liberal countries in Europe think it's extreme.
00:23:48.000 Oh yeah.
00:23:49.000 And they're godless heathens!
00:23:51.000 No one's going to answer nine months is the cutoff.
00:23:54.000 Right.
00:23:55.000 Except Democrats!
00:23:56.000 Well yeah, the fact that anybody would vote on that is insane.
00:23:58.000 Yeah.
00:23:59.000 Yeah I'm not saying you may believe that it's worse when you're young when it's early you may believe it's all the same that's fine whatever you believe but the idea of killing a nine that's a baby right that is a brand new baby that is a you that's a crime six months but and well yes but any doctor who's looking at a brand new baby in his life that's not an abortion that's just murdering a baby right As a doctor, I would just go, oh, I'm done.
00:24:22.000 Right, yeah.
00:24:23.000 Like, sorry, this isn't my job.
00:24:26.000 No, absolutely.
00:24:27.000 And the one thing I would say is, yeah, I think it's important to look at the fact that, okay, when they have unfettered control, this is where they go.
00:24:34.000 Of course.
00:24:34.000 Nine months and including birth.
00:24:36.000 I would ask that you, given that new information, reevaluate what it is that you thought you knew about abortion.
00:24:43.000 The idea of safe, legal, and rare.
00:24:45.000 Because the left would say, well, it's not terminating a life.
00:24:48.000 They're now past that argument where they say, sure, but we don't care anyway because they're too far in.
00:24:54.000 So just look at the information.
00:24:56.000 Look at the extreme policies of pro-abortion states versus the most extreme policy of a place like Oklahoma and tell me who you think the fringe extremist is.
00:25:04.000 I would genuinely love to hear your comment below.
00:25:07.000 And that also helps with the YouTube algorithm, and it really chaps Susan Wojcicki's ass.
00:25:10.000 So there are some victories here with abortion.
00:25:14.000 A lot of states have passed some abortion measures here that restrict it.
00:25:17.000 So Texas, they restrict abortion now up to six weeks.
00:25:20.000 The Florida legislature, they passed a 15-week ban.
00:25:23.000 Idaho restricts abortions down to, I think it's six weeks if I'm not mistaken.
00:25:27.000 Arizona's 15-week ban is going to take effect if the Supreme Court upholds the The Mississippi law, which it seems like it may.
00:25:34.000 Wyoming's complete ban on abortion basically triggers if Roe v. Wade is overturned.
00:25:40.000 So these are things, you know, people talk about Roe v. Wade and it comes down to, do you understand the law?
00:25:44.000 Is Roe v. Wade the law?
00:25:46.000 And here's the thing.
00:25:46.000 The full ban keeps liberals out of their time.
00:25:49.000 I mean, a lot of it is that, if you want to be...
00:25:51.000 That's a silver lining.
00:25:51.000 Well there's a lot of silver lining here!
00:25:54.000 if you look at, they look at California, they look at New York, they don't want any of it.
00:25:58.000 You outlaw all abortions, liberals aren't coming to you.
00:26:01.000 Democrats aren't coming to you.
00:26:03.000 That's really what they're doing by pushing those laws.
00:26:05.000 That's the silver lining.
00:26:06.000 Well there's a lot of silver lining here.
00:26:09.000 But I don't know, that's collateral damage.
00:26:10.000 I think it's quite direct.
00:26:13.000 You can call me Yukon Cornelius because there's just a lot of silver!
00:26:17.000 I've always called you Yukon Cornelius.
00:26:19.000 I know, that's what he calls me.
00:26:20.000 Behind your back.
00:26:23.000 What an idiot, Yukon Cornelius.
00:26:25.000 It was weird that he switched in the middle of the special from gold to silver.
00:26:28.000 Yeah.
00:26:28.000 Like to the less precious metal.
00:26:30.000 He's like, I'm not into gold anymore, silver!
00:26:33.000 Silver's where it's at.
00:26:34.000 But Yukon, gold is worth a lot more than silver.
00:26:37.000 Oh, you're still thinking about the gold standard fiat currency!
00:26:41.000 Woooo!
00:26:42.000 Cobalt!
00:26:45.000 Nothing!
00:26:46.000 So!
00:26:48.000 Polling!
00:26:48.000 Here's the thing too, you see this reflected in policy.
00:26:50.000 Now, I don't usually like to go to polls as an argument, but this is important as sort of an addendum to reflect the public sentiment of policy.
00:26:57.000 Polling over the last decade, it shows us that the United States is becoming distinctly more pro-life, surprisingly among younger adults.
00:27:03.000 And I've always said this, the abortion argument, right, their territory recedes the more that science advances.
00:27:10.000 So they just have to deny science, like with COVID.
00:27:12.000 Yeah.
00:27:13.000 Like with biological males competing in women's sports.
00:27:16.000 You know, things like bone density, red blood cell count, testosterone, all that.
00:27:19.000 They just have to say, I don't know!
00:27:23.000 It's all about self.
00:27:24.000 It's all about selfishness and just complete love of self.
00:27:26.000 Yeah.
00:27:27.000 When you get to that nine month mark or really anything, you know, like you said, 34 weeks, 36 weeks.
00:27:33.000 I think it was 34 weeks or 32 weeks, this person in Colorado.
00:27:37.000 Yeah, you guys can go and watch.
00:27:39.000 It was 34, undercover and abortion.
00:27:40.000 It's 34.
00:27:40.000 It's the same as, look, competing in the female sports when you're a guy.
00:27:44.000 It's selfishness.
00:27:45.000 It's taking something away from somebody else.
00:27:47.000 That's the bottom line.
00:27:48.000 It's only giving a crap about you.
00:27:50.000 Right.
00:27:50.000 That's all it comes down to.
00:27:52.000 But that guy is going to be polished.
00:27:53.000 That lady is going to be polishing her trophy.
00:27:55.000 Yes, that woman is going to polish a trophy because we want to pretend that that's okay.
00:27:59.000 Yeah.
00:27:59.000 But it's not.
00:28:00.000 Here's one thing that's important that people need to understand is I get it.
00:28:05.000 I was just speaking with someone the other day who said, you know, I was kind of, I understood both sides of the argument and I wanted to be empathetic because, you know, what about women who are victims of rape and incest?
00:28:12.000 Look, we all get it.
00:28:13.000 We all understand rape is absolutely horrible.
00:28:15.000 If you look at, you look at how conservatives view sentencing.
00:28:22.000 We believe in harsher sentences.
00:28:23.000 We're the ones who believe that we should have law and order.
00:28:26.000 We're the ones who believe that we need to get rid of this catch-and-release program.
00:28:28.000 I don't think you would be able to hold a... There's not a tenable position to say that the left is harder on crime.
00:28:34.000 Certainly not now, after defund the police, after the surge in crime rates.
00:28:38.000 What?
00:28:38.000 Take your pick.
00:28:38.000 New York City, Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles, right?
00:28:41.000 Of course they're not tough on crime.
00:28:42.000 Just look at the mayor here in New York.
00:28:46.000 Um, that being said, I understand the empathy.
00:28:50.000 Of course, your heart goes out to women who are raped, women who are the victims of incest.
00:28:56.000 But it doesn't mean that the left has a corner on empathy.
00:28:59.000 And here's the thing.
00:29:01.000 If you stand on any principles, You just have to accept this.
00:29:05.000 And this is something that everyone out there, particularly a lot of young women, because women, as Jordan Peterson has discussed, they're more agreeable.
00:29:11.000 They want to be friendlier to people.
00:29:13.000 They want to be understanding.
00:29:15.000 If you stand on principle, there's always going to be someone left out in the cold.
00:29:19.000 If you ever set a line, someone's going to be on the other side of that line.
00:29:23.000 So, you see this with the change of mind and the biological males competing in women's sports.
00:29:28.000 If you set a line, and a lot of other people were saying, well, I don't think there should be a line, but they were setting a line, saying, OK, the line is how we've always categorized sports by biology, male, female.
00:29:38.000 And they would say, yeah, but then we're not affirming their gender, and then that's being really mean, and these people might, OK, sure.
00:29:43.000 So you're saying that we may leave out in the cold.
00:29:44.000 When you set that line, you feel bad for people on the other side of that line, the biological male transgender individuals who want to compete with women.
00:29:51.000 But what you don't understand is on the other side of that line, the people who are being victimized, through your worldview, and what you want to enact as policy, is all women.
00:30:00.000 All women who are competing for those spots.
00:30:02.000 Yes, you're saying that their feelings are more valid than every single woman that competes in sports.
00:30:07.000 Right.
00:30:07.000 And the same thing here with abortion, when you say rape and incest.
00:30:11.000 Okay.
00:30:12.000 I understand it.
00:30:12.000 You want to be empathetic.
00:30:13.000 But if you set the line and you say, because of rape and incest, all abortion has to be legal, okay, so the other side of that, who's being victimized?
00:30:20.000 All of the babies in all of these states where they have no doubt their life been terminated after they are a life.
00:30:27.000 There's no doubt as to whether it's a life scientifically, there's no doubt as to whether it's a life morally.
00:30:31.000 Now I draw my line saying, you just can't do it.
00:30:34.000 And they say, yeah, but what about, well, on the other side of that line is women who, you know, they're going to be inconvenienced or what about rape or incest?
00:30:39.000 You're talking about 0.1%.
00:30:41.000 And again, go back to the red herring.
00:30:42.000 It's not about that because they want abortion to be legal.
00:30:45.000 Up until and including birth period.
00:30:46.000 If you set a principle, if you set a principled line, there is going to be someone on the other side of that line.
00:30:52.000 And you have to then gauge, is that person being legitimately victimized by me?
00:30:59.000 Or, is that someone who disagrees?
00:31:02.000 Is that someone who just doesn't like the policy?
00:31:04.000 Who is being hurt the most?
00:31:05.000 And look at that dividing line.
00:31:07.000 Because everybody is setting a line.
00:31:07.000 It matters!
00:31:09.000 Now, here's another silver lining I was talking about.
00:31:12.000 Polling.
00:31:13.000 They're getting more pro-life.
00:31:15.000 54% of Americans say that abortion goes against their beliefs.
00:31:17.000 Okay, that seems pretty broad.
00:31:18.000 18- to 29-year-olds are now more likely to say that abortion should be illegal in all circumstances.
00:31:24.000 Wow.
00:31:25.000 They're more likely than before.
00:31:26.000 That's a big shift.
00:31:28.000 2021, there was polling by stu- and I get this as a more conservative-leaning organization, but there really are not a lot of polls out there, because I don't think that the left wants to- I don't think they're gonna like these results, hotshot!
00:31:40.000 Millennials and Generation Z, this is a 2021 poll, 7 out of 10 support limiting abortion, half supported banning abortion after a heartbeat, and 57% oppose Roe v. Wade.
00:31:50.000 And just to be clear, the Roe v. Wade argument that we're hearing right now, all it does is send the decision back to the states.
00:31:56.000 Right.
00:31:57.000 That's it.
00:31:58.000 You want to live in a state, like Dave, like you said, you want to live in a state that provides unlimited abortion on demand, whatever you want, go for it.
00:32:04.000 There are states out there that will keep that and think that they're righteous doing so.
00:32:08.000 But they're also allowed to not allow it.
00:32:10.000 So the thing that you're fighting for is actually going against your belief.
00:32:10.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:32:13.000 Well, they're fighting against this with marijuana.
00:32:15.000 They're saying, well, no, the state should have the right to say whether marijuana is legal or not.
00:32:19.000 And the federal government has had a law on the books that says it's not.
00:32:21.000 And they're like, oh, no, that's unbelievable.
00:32:23.000 But then when you get to this issue, they're like, no, no, no, no.
00:32:25.000 States can't be left to decide this.
00:32:27.000 How in the world could you possibly trust them with this?
00:32:30.000 Right, and I mean, really only the government has convinced us that those are one and the same.
00:32:34.000 Yeah, right.
00:32:35.000 You know, because pot was legal until, you know, the alcohol business.
00:32:40.000 Yeah.
00:32:42.000 You know, basically they had to outlaw heroin baby cough syrup.
00:32:46.000 I still have a few bottles I stuffed up in case of an emergency.
00:32:50.000 Never know.
00:32:50.000 I was thinking about that the other day.
00:32:51.000 I want to get this Bayer's opium.
00:32:53.000 The first guy to have withdrawals.
00:32:56.000 You don't have any of that cough syrup?
00:32:57.000 I'll do stuff for it.
00:32:58.000 Did I say it was two cents?
00:33:00.000 I meant five dollars.
00:33:01.000 Next thing you know, he's traveling with P.T.
00:33:02.000 Yeah, but yeah, they should take that off the book federally.
00:33:09.000 You know, they absolutely should take that off the book federally.
00:33:11.000 It's getting to...
00:33:12.000 I mean, I remember getting thrown against a car for a dime bag and being arrested and
00:33:16.000 you're like, really?
00:33:17.000 Like now you can just go into place and be like, hey, bud tender, I'd like some gummies.
00:33:21.000 Oh, clearly you are in here for medical attention.
00:33:24.000 Yes, obviously.
00:33:25.000 I have anxiety.
00:33:26.000 Can I interest you in our newest strain, granddaddy perp rapist?
00:33:30.000 Yes.
00:33:30.000 Oh yeah, well that sounds, can you put in a nice prescription bottle so I don't feel like an addict?
00:33:35.000 Yeah, nothing helps anxiety like paranoia.
00:33:38.000 Yes.
00:33:40.000 Yeah, no, except people are like, it helps with my social anxiety.
00:33:42.000 Really?
00:33:43.000 The 94% THC vape pen?
00:33:44.000 It does, huh?
00:33:45.000 It's like, am I no longer anxious, or am I at the gates of hell?
00:33:49.000 I don't know.
00:33:50.000 I loved pot, but I never thought it took my anxiety away.
00:33:54.000 It's, look, this is, ugh, we can get, I can tell you LSD for the same thing.
00:33:57.000 Oh, I just like to step into an acid trip of terror.
00:34:01.000 But, you know, it relaxes me.
00:34:02.000 It's calming.
00:34:02.000 Right, yeah.
00:34:03.000 It relaxes me.
00:34:04.000 That's my place.
00:34:04.000 Wait a second.
00:34:05.000 Wait a second.
00:34:06.000 Are there really gargoyles scratching at my taint?
00:34:09.000 Or is this just the old first acid dose in the morning side effect?
00:34:15.000 How's your head doing that?
00:34:16.000 Doing what?
00:34:16.000 Just that.
00:34:17.000 How's your head doing it?
00:34:22.000 And by the way, just to be clear, I think pretty much everyone here agrees that it should not be federally bannered on the scheduled substance list.
00:34:30.000 That being said, I'm just saying, don't claim that marijuana is medicine for everything that ails you.
00:34:34.000 That's it.
00:34:34.000 That's my only position.
00:34:35.000 Of course no one should be doing prison time.
00:34:40.000 It also cures AIDS, just like oil of oregano.
00:34:43.000 So here's another silver lining.
00:34:45.000 We could be going to a pro-life country.
00:34:48.000 Remember, a lot of people said that's done.
00:34:49.000 They said the moral side of conservatism is done.
00:34:51.000 It's all about libertarianism nowadays.
00:34:53.000 I can't tell you how many Christian-sympathizing atheists I've run into.
00:34:57.000 So many people who watch this program who are not Christians, who weren't raised in the church, but who say, I get it now.
00:35:02.000 I understand how it's foundational to Western society because even I look around and see this culture of degeneracy and understand that it's not the best place.
00:35:11.000 So, we are seeing wins.
00:35:13.000 Who would have thought, if you were to go back and listen to all the consultants in the Republican Party, that pro-life was a winning issue in a lot of states?
00:35:22.000 Another one?
00:35:23.000 No one would have told you this.
00:35:24.000 Georgia, this just happened this week, their General Assembly passed constitutional carry April 1st.
00:35:32.000 So, keep in mind, when that's signed into law, that means half of all states We'll now recognize the right to carry a concealed firearm, a constitutional carry or some kind of equivalent right to carry.
00:35:43.000 Well, and this actually kind of feeds into what we were talking about a second ago about rape and incest, right?
00:35:47.000 So really specifically rape and how we view women.
00:35:49.000 I want every single woman to have the greatest equalizer possible.
00:35:53.000 a gun. Yeah. Right? So that you aren't a victim of rape.
00:35:56.000 And I thought about it too with Planned Parenthood. Like if Planned Parenthood, all the funding
00:36:00.000 that we sent to Planned Parenthood went away because they're providing abortions, they stopped
00:36:04.000 providing abortions, all we actually had them do is do mammograms, which they don't even do, but
00:36:07.000 they'll start that service now, right? So let's assume that's the case.
00:36:10.000 It's just a guy in a cardboard box with a cutout.
00:36:12.000 He's like, alright, place him here.
00:36:13.000 I would spend every single dollar that we had on Planned Parenthood right now, I would spend every single dollar on making sure that people had contraceptives, to ending and strengthening provisions for, you know, getting rapists off the street, making sure they don't get back out into society.
00:36:29.000 I would absolutely spend all of that money on preventing the issues that you say caused this in the first place.
00:36:33.000 Yeah.
00:36:33.000 Solved.
00:36:34.000 Done.
00:36:34.000 Let's move on to the next thing.
00:36:35.000 Yeah, and this is something else, too, while we're talking about this.
00:36:38.000 And this, when I say half, I mean half of the country, constitutional carry.
00:36:40.000 I mean, you don't have to go through a whole concealed carry permit process, which people say, shouldn't you have to have training for a gun?
00:36:46.000 I have to get a license for my car.
00:36:47.000 Well, a car's not a constitutionally protected right.
00:36:50.000 You need to understand that there's a difference, and there's a difference for a reason.
00:36:53.000 But with women, look, I don't care how strong you are.
00:36:57.000 I don't care how capable you are.
00:36:58.000 The only equalizer with a man who's transgender is a firearm.
00:37:02.000 And this is one example.
00:37:03.000 It's really hard to get around when people talk about transgender athletes competing in
00:37:06.000 sports.
00:37:07.000 There's only one sport.
00:37:08.000 Well, there are several, but basically the only sports that exist where women can compete
00:37:12.000 on the same playing field as men, regardless of the hormones, regardless of the steroids
00:37:16.000 or when you say steroids, I say having lived with balls for 32 years.
00:37:22.000 Shooting sports.
00:37:24.000 Women can be just as good at shooting sports as men to the point where there were some
00:37:27.000 organizations in Europe where they decided to separate divisions because women were out-placing men.
00:37:32.000 How dare they?
00:37:33.000 Now, not on a huge scale because there still are far more male competitors, but it's something that you can't get around if you're a leftist because you have to look at all these sports and say, oh, there are no differences, of course, if you just go through hormone replacement therapy for a year and then the biological males are dominating women.
00:37:48.000 Well, what about shooting sports?
00:37:50.000 Why is it that women and men can compete in the same playing field?
00:37:54.000 Because it's a mechanical advantage.
00:37:56.000 It really is an equalizer.
00:37:57.000 It's not even close.
00:37:58.000 By the way, the same thing if you're a guy out there and you're small.
00:38:01.000 Even if you're a strong guy, guess what?
00:38:02.000 The only equalizer on a guy with PCP is to carry a firearm.
00:38:06.000 When people say, oh, if it only saves one life.
00:38:08.000 Well, first off, you support abortion up until nine months and including birth period.
00:38:11.000 Second, 500,000 to 3 million defensive uses of firearms each year.
00:38:16.000 When you're talking about low tens of thousands of homicide deaths in this country.
00:38:20.000 So, it is not even close as it relates to amounts of lives saved by firearms as opposed to those taken.
00:38:27.000 Now, when you also, of course, take into account that most of that crime occurs between gang-on-gang violence.
00:38:32.000 Yeah.
00:38:33.000 The likelihood of you being the victim of a gun crime in the United States is so low, and the likelihood of you requiring a firearm to protect your life limb, or your property, or your loved ones, is far higher.
00:38:45.000 And you also have a far higher chance of success.
00:38:47.000 Statistically, there's no doubt about it.
00:38:49.000 Like I say, the numbers are the numbers.
00:38:50.000 We can make inferences as to why.
00:38:52.000 We can make inferences as to, well, why, when you take away suicide, it's twenty to thirty thousand, uh, you know, firearm deaths each year in this country.
00:38:59.000 Why is that so low compared to the around two million defensive uses of firearms?
00:39:03.000 Good!
00:39:04.000 We can ask why.
00:39:06.000 But we can only ask why if you acknowledge that the numbers are the numbers are the numbers.
00:39:09.000 left doesn't want to talk about the numbers.
00:39:10.000 Were you about to say something there, Gerald?
00:39:11.000 Well, I was going to say that they don't want to talk about the numbers because they're
00:39:16.000 really bad.
00:39:17.000 Yes.
00:39:18.000 And honestly, the number you said, 20 to 30,000, is actually, that is for total suicides.
00:39:23.000 I think 40,000 was a peak year, including suicides.
00:39:25.000 Oh, okay, peak year.
00:39:26.000 And I think it was about 16,000 were suicides.
00:39:28.000 We'll have all the references available.
00:39:29.000 I was going to say, usually it's around that 15 to 25,000.
00:39:32.000 $15,000 to $25,000.
00:39:33.000 And a lot of that is gang violence as well.
00:39:35.000 You see a lot of those things.
00:39:37.000 I cannot imagine holding a position where you shouldn't have a firearm and then somebody breaks into my home and I'm like, well, hell.
00:39:44.000 Look, I'm a big guy.
00:39:45.000 I'm a strong guy.
00:39:46.000 But if two people come in, if three people come in, how am I going to defend against that?
00:39:51.000 I can't.
00:39:51.000 There's no way that I can do that.
00:39:53.000 So I want a firearm to make sure, because there's always going to be evil people in the world.
00:39:57.000 I don't care how many laws you make.
00:39:59.000 Criminals will have weapons and you won't.
00:40:01.000 That is the end result.
00:40:02.000 Period.
00:40:04.000 I just like having a gun to play Russian Roulette and win money.
00:40:07.000 Yeah, the problem is you shouldn't be doing it with a semi-automatic.
00:40:09.000 No.
00:40:10.000 That's just suicide.
00:40:11.000 Every single time there's a one-minute chamber.
00:40:12.000 Well, I think it's fully loaded.
00:40:13.000 There's only one chamber that's not.
00:40:15.000 Right.
00:40:16.000 Yeah.
00:40:16.000 And by not, he means it's also loaded.
00:40:18.000 Yep.
00:40:18.000 I just give the gun to everybody else first.
00:40:21.000 And he also has a noose just for safety.
00:40:24.000 Yep.
00:40:24.000 Well, he only plays it on his birthdays.
00:40:26.000 Yeah.
00:40:26.000 That's right.
00:40:27.000 He watched Life as a House.
00:40:28.000 Okay, Elon Musk.
00:40:29.000 This has been the hottest topic this week.
00:40:32.000 Elon Musk's foray into Twitter ownership.
00:40:35.000 And there's been a lot of speculation, of course, like what is Elon going to do?
00:40:39.000 Uh, and he's tweeted, you know, he's foreshadowed as to what he might do.
00:40:44.000 But we don't want to, uh, simply speculate.
00:40:46.000 So he's actually been nice enough to make time, uh, Mr. Elon Musk to, uh, especially actually after we did that segment with the Hodge twins on the Tesla.
00:40:53.000 Yeah.
00:40:53.000 Turns out he's a fan of the show.
00:40:54.000 And, uh, I don't know if we, if we have him, but he's agreed to call in and, uh, let us know what his, uh, his plans.
00:41:00.000 Hold on.
00:41:00.000 Is he calling in right now?
00:41:02.000 We've got it.
00:41:02.000 Oh, that's fantastic.
00:41:03.000 I can't believe he had time with all the board stuff.
00:41:05.000 Oh, okay.
00:41:06.000 Uh, Mr. Musk, are you there, sir?
00:41:09.000 Yeah.
00:41:10.000 Mm-hmm.
00:41:12.000 Great.
00:41:12.000 Elon, thank you for being here.
00:41:13.000 Really, we do appreciate it.
00:41:16.000 So, I want to make sure that I can confirm this.
00:41:18.000 It's true that you're a majority shareholder of Twitter.
00:41:21.000 You have 9.5% of the company stock now?
00:41:24.000 Okay.
00:41:28.000 And it was just announced yesterday that you've been appointed to the Twitter Board of Directors, right?
00:41:33.000 Very formal. Ha ha ha ha! Yes.
00:41:40.000 Interesting.
00:41:42.000 What kind of ideas do you have for the social media platform there, Mr. Musk?
00:41:51.000 An explosion of ideas.
00:41:53.000 Okay, explosion of ideas, like what?
00:41:57.000 Cat memes.
00:41:59.000 Implanted directly into the cerebral cortex.
00:42:03.000 Okay, I just, what would motivate you to Let's put that on the side.
00:42:10.000 What motivated you to pursue such a large ownership role in Twitter?
00:42:13.000 A lot of us were curious, Gerald, is it your passion for free speech, for example?
00:42:20.000 Not so much.
00:42:22.000 Did you say not so much?
00:42:22.000 Is that what you just said?
00:42:23.000 Not so much, okay.
00:42:24.000 I sent a tweet out about it.
00:42:25.000 Yeah, but you sent a tweet out about it.
00:42:26.000 That's crazy.
00:42:28.000 I just wanted what you humans call Friends?
00:42:33.000 Humans.
00:42:33.000 Yeah.
00:42:34.000 Well, Elon, I don't know if you know this, Twitter's probably not the best place to make friends.
00:42:39.000 Grimes?
00:42:41.000 Yes.
00:42:42.000 Are you saying grimes?
00:42:43.000 Grimes.
00:42:44.000 Are you saying grimes or times?
00:42:45.000 Grimes.
00:42:45.000 Grimes.
00:42:46.000 Oh, Elon.
00:42:47.000 Grimes.
00:42:47.000 Yes, that's your girlfriend.
00:42:49.000 Yes.
00:42:50.000 She is a K5 impromptu.
00:42:51.000 I don't know what that means.
00:42:53.000 So, did you... Wait, did you build your girlfriend?
00:42:56.000 I must go now.
00:42:59.000 Asperger's away!
00:43:03.000 There's a fine line between genius and insane.
00:43:07.000 Yeah, I think having a normal conversation with him is difficult.
00:43:10.000 Yeah, it is.
00:43:10.000 But he's still brilliant, and he still is kicking butt at Twitter already.
00:43:14.000 What a weird guy.
00:43:15.000 Yeah.
00:43:15.000 But I mean, he knows what he's doing.
00:43:17.000 You know?
00:43:17.000 He does.
00:43:18.000 Sounded just like him.
00:43:19.000 Yeah.
00:43:20.000 Look, can you... It's impossible to be that good at something and not be a little weird, okay?
00:43:25.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:43:26.000 Let's give him a break.
00:43:27.000 Yeah.
00:43:28.000 That's why there's all these pedophiles in Hollywood.
00:43:29.000 Because they're such good actors.
00:43:31.000 Ah, yeah, that's not at all where I was going.
00:43:35.000 It's the cross to bear of being a good director slash actor slash producer, casting director, or, um, you know, runner.
00:43:41.000 And not to take, you know, break the fourth wall or anything, but, you know, real answers from actual interviews.
00:43:47.000 Yeah.
00:43:48.000 We're very fortunate.
00:43:49.000 Very fortunate to have the guest list that we have.
00:43:52.000 Yes.
00:43:52.000 So here is another story that we wanted.
00:43:56.000 Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 14th.
00:43:58.000 Expect more of that.
00:43:59.000 lotofcreditor.com.
00:44:00.000 Matt Goetz.
00:44:02.000 And I know, look, before you guys go into the Matt Goetz sex crime stuff, I don't know if you've done your research on that.
00:44:09.000 It's not what you think it is.
00:44:10.000 Well, he's still not in jail.
00:44:12.000 Well, also, there's an extortion plot going on, and so we don't have all the details, but it should be pretty cut and dry based on how they presented it.
00:44:20.000 Why is Eric Swalwell still above ground?
00:44:23.000 He was banging a Chinese spy.
00:44:26.000 Knew she was a Chinese spy!
00:44:27.000 Well, listen, he was a part of the asexual group, and then he found love.
00:44:34.000 Love is love.
00:44:35.000 How did he not know, though?
00:44:36.000 She's always talking into an earpiece.
00:44:39.000 When they're making love, he's just like, she's aiming her digital pen at him.
00:44:45.000 He wanted to feel important.
00:44:47.000 That was all it was.
00:44:48.000 Can you possibly get someone worse than him?
00:44:52.000 Eric Swalwell, you tell me, tell me what is it you like in bed?
00:44:57.000 Just like, what is it you like in international defense policy?
00:45:00.000 What are the secrets you have in international defense?
00:45:04.000 He's probably, like, telling his friends, like, spies are trying to bang me to get information.
00:45:07.000 I've made it!
00:45:08.000 Yes!
00:45:08.000 Tell me your naughty secrets.
00:45:09.000 They think I know!
00:45:10.000 They think I'm in the know!
00:45:13.000 What was she, like, this was her, like, getting into spy school?
00:45:15.000 Like, she was the failure of it?
00:45:16.000 Tell me, when was the last time your country did ballistic missile tests?
00:45:19.000 Oh, talk dirty!
00:45:21.000 All we found out about him was he likes to fart on mic.
00:45:23.000 Yes!
00:45:24.000 That's all we got.
00:45:26.000 Great, great job.
00:45:27.000 That was an amazing... How's she above ground?
00:45:29.000 Sing it!
00:45:30.000 Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
00:45:33.000 Yeah.
00:45:34.000 The more you eat, please.
00:45:37.000 I feel shame.
00:45:39.000 If you're gonna do that on mic, you keep talking.
00:45:41.000 Do not pause.
00:45:42.000 No, you just claimed there was white noise.
00:45:45.000 You realize right now he's just with a Russian woman?
00:45:47.000 You're like, this isn't good.
00:45:48.000 Alright, sorry.
00:45:50.000 CNN right now is saying, breaking news, Justice Department.
00:45:52.000 Oh, okay, now they're bringing up some people again who look like... Can I ask a question?
00:45:57.000 Can I ask a question?
00:45:58.000 FBI had to target criminal Russian activity in a new crackdown.
00:46:00.000 Unless that is happening in the United States, what in the hell are you talking about?
00:46:05.000 Hey, can we crack down on Chinese spies banging representatives?
00:46:08.000 Maybe let's start there.
00:46:09.000 How about the Chinese spy crackdown?
00:46:11.000 I don't understand this.
00:46:12.000 Oh, you wanna crack me down?
00:46:14.000 Yeah!
00:46:14.000 Crack me down!
00:46:15.000 Oh, they just seized a Russian oligarch's yacht the other day, too, and I'm sure that has Putin on his knees.
00:46:20.000 Oh, please, don't take the yacht!
00:46:21.000 They torpedoed Dan Bilzerian's Sea Ray.
00:46:23.000 Oh, no!
00:46:24.000 Not in our seahouse.
00:46:26.000 They took it.
00:46:26.000 What are we doing?
00:46:27.000 Where will I throw parties on the water?
00:46:30.000 I guarantee you, if they just took out a Russian oligarch's yacht before the torpedo hit it, he was on his jetpack.
00:46:37.000 Go to next yacht!
00:46:40.000 That's true.
00:46:41.000 How many yachts they have?
00:46:45.000 You know what we need to do?
00:46:46.000 We need to seize long tables.
00:46:48.000 That would bring us- Yes, exactly.
00:46:49.000 Oh, we have no tables!
00:46:51.000 They wouldn't know what to do.
00:46:53.000 Running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
00:46:54.000 Oh, no, no!
00:46:55.000 Do I sit?
00:46:56.000 Do I stand?
00:46:56.000 What?
00:46:57.000 What is happening to this place?
00:46:59.000 Where do I have buttons?
00:47:00.000 Where is yacht I parked right there?
00:47:02.000 Yes.
00:47:03.000 All right, I give up.
00:47:04.000 You got yacht.
00:47:05.000 What can I say?
00:47:05.000 You have me.
00:47:06.000 Okay, hands are tied.
00:47:08.000 No, wait, I'm just kidding.
00:47:09.000 Get private jet.
00:47:10.000 I leave now.
00:47:11.000 Go to Luxembourg.
00:47:11.000 Time for more mass graves.
00:47:13.000 Yay!
00:47:14.000 Jeez.
00:47:15.000 Tell your congressman who banged Chinese pie to not wait up.
00:47:19.000 Yes.
00:47:20.000 So Matt Getz, he was in a heated exchange with Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin.
00:47:28.000 And this was on, you probably saw from the left there, trying to say, look, Matt Getz
00:47:32.000 just got served here.
00:47:33.000 Well, this is where you don't really see the whole context.
00:47:35.000 And I want to be clear, he's questioning the wokeness at the senior level in the military,
00:47:41.000 the social engineering, that's the term we should really use, the social engineering
00:47:44.000 that is taking place.
00:47:45.000 So we have Matt Getz with Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin.
00:47:48.000 I guess why did the National Defense University put out a statement?
00:47:52.000 Again, this is funded by U.S.
00:47:53.000 taxpayers, saying in this talk Mr. Piketty will argue that the right answer lies in ending Western arrogance and promoting a new emancipatory and egalitarian horizon on a global scale, a new form of democratic and participatory Ecological and post-colonial socialism.
00:48:11.000 So why would we invite people we don't agree with to evangelize views and values that we don't share at the National Defense University when we should be learning strategy about how to combat our enemies and make assessments that are accurate?
00:48:26.000 And we do learn a lot about strategy and about the military and about joint force development.
00:48:35.000 And so that is our focus in these No it's not.
00:48:46.000 Mr. Secretary, I've shared with you the context.
00:48:49.000 The context wasn't better understand socialism so we can defeat it.
00:48:53.000 The context wasn't learn about it so that we can offer countermeasures.
00:48:57.000 The concept was that it's time for socialism.
00:49:00.000 And the reason I know that's the context is because the lecture was pulled from a book written by Thomas Piketty entitled Time for Socialism.
00:49:09.000 It's the title of the book!
00:49:12.000 That's really bad.
00:49:13.000 When you put it that way.
00:49:15.000 Socialism time!
00:49:20.000 It's really not incognito with that.
00:49:21.000 No.
00:49:22.000 It's about time for socialism.
00:49:25.000 I don't know what that means.
00:49:26.000 I think you do.
00:49:28.000 Well, you do talk about military stuff.
00:49:30.000 I thought it was ironic.
00:49:32.000 Yeah.
00:49:33.000 Don't you see my mustache?
00:49:35.000 I also ride a bicycle where the front wheel is a lot bigger than the back wheel.
00:49:38.000 Yeah.
00:49:38.000 That's what I do.
00:49:39.000 Irony's my thing.
00:49:41.000 I'm only in the military ironically.
00:49:44.000 That's why I like to be called Mr. Secretary.
00:49:47.000 It's ironic.
00:49:48.000 Until that Rachel Levine had to go screw it up.
00:49:51.000 So let me give you some other examples of these social engineering initiatives under former Vice President Joe Biden that are taking place in the military.
00:50:00.000 Now let me preface this with my bias.
00:50:04.000 Just so that you don't think I'm, you know, painting this, presenting it through my lens, because I am.
00:50:11.000 I believe the primary role of the military should be to break shit and win fights.
00:50:22.000 That's why I believe it exists.
00:50:24.000 To protect us from threats and in doing so you win.
00:50:28.000 You go in and you beat people.
00:50:31.000 You cause harm and damage in order to secure peace for the world because there are bad people.
00:50:36.000 And this is obviously what the left believes because they're not asking us to send Noam Chomsky books to Ukrainian soldiers.
00:50:46.000 You mean every military in the history of the world?
00:50:48.000 Yes.
00:50:48.000 What they have based?
00:50:49.000 Okay, yeah.
00:50:49.000 Yeah, take your pick.
00:50:50.000 Take any.
00:50:51.000 Ottomans, the Mongols.
00:50:53.000 Well, the French are maybe the only exception.
00:50:54.000 Well, they're the only ones who go in.
00:50:55.000 They would surrender very quickly.
00:50:56.000 They go in with their own standard issue white flag.
00:50:58.000 Their gun is just an acme prop where it's just bang and a little white flag comes out.
00:51:03.000 Never fired, only dropped once.
00:51:04.000 Right, yeah.
00:51:06.000 And then they burn some lady at the stake.
00:51:08.000 Jonah, I don't know what happened.
00:51:09.000 Must be chauvinism.
00:51:10.000 So let me read you some examples of wokeism, of social engineering in the military.
00:51:15.000 They have lectures on white rage at West Point.
00:51:21.000 How about we have encouragement for rage?
00:51:25.000 Not white rage, but how about we encourage... Can we give all of these soldiers steroids and smelling salts and just be like, go that way!
00:51:33.000 Alright!
00:51:34.000 That's what I want to see them do.
00:51:35.000 No rage outside of combat, but when you get into combat, rage!
00:51:39.000 White rage is really gonna... Training's gonna help when you go into, I don't know, any other country we're fighting.
00:51:44.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:51:46.000 I mean, you know, unless we're going to war with Russia and even then you can tell because we're drunk.
00:51:50.000 It's a team jersey!
00:51:52.000 Alright guys, we're going into the Middle East.
00:51:54.000 Remember our white rage training.
00:51:57.000 Do not offend.
00:51:57.000 Make sure you do not offend.
00:51:59.000 We are going into the Middle East and in an act of good faith we've negotiated terms.
00:52:04.000 We will be shirts, they will be skins.
00:52:06.000 So, the Navy also encouraged sailors to read books on, quote, how to be anti-racist and sexual minorities in politics.
00:52:16.000 I can't think of anything less relevant to a successful fighting force than sexual minorities in politics.
00:52:22.000 I'm not even sure what it means.
00:52:23.000 I'm a little confused.
00:52:24.000 I don't know.
00:52:24.000 They're sitting there like, hey, what are you reading there?
00:52:26.000 Ah, I'm reading Art of War.
00:52:28.000 What are you reading?
00:52:29.000 I'm reading about some pansexual junior senator in Nebraska.
00:52:33.000 Fascinating stuff.
00:52:34.000 Wow.
00:52:35.000 Do you think that Muslim beheading that soldier is against us?
00:52:39.000 Look, I'm not here to assume that he's a Muslim.
00:52:42.000 I would have no idea.
00:52:43.000 How dare you?
00:52:44.000 And I don't know that he's murdering a woman.
00:52:46.000 No, it's definitely a woman.
00:52:48.000 She was driving without permission.
00:52:49.000 Check his pronouns.
00:52:51.000 Can you tell me your pronouns, combatant?
00:52:53.000 I would like to be able to address you properly prior to killing you.
00:52:57.000 Yes, my pronouns are Kaboom!
00:53:01.000 So the Army, by the way, too, another example, they've reduced physical fitness standards for women and old people.
00:53:08.000 Yeah, because there shouldn't be a standard.
00:53:11.000 Old people?
00:53:12.000 Yeah, I don't even know why they're in the military.
00:53:13.000 Just like we're creating maternity suits for women in flight.
00:53:17.000 Like, oh, these pregnant women, they're about ready to pop.
00:53:20.000 How are they going to?
00:53:21.000 They still need to get up there and withstand the G-force of fighter jets.
00:53:24.000 Let's get them stretchy pants.
00:53:25.000 Yes.
00:53:27.000 It's very hot out here.
00:53:29.000 Do you have a lighter gun?
00:53:30.000 Yeah.
00:53:31.000 Oh lord, is it hot.
00:53:33.000 Back in my day, we didn't have these... We used to have the M1.
00:53:37.000 It was smaller.
00:53:38.000 It was more of a... It was a carbine.
00:53:39.000 And now you have these large rifles.
00:53:41.000 And it's just... I won't be able to... I have... My hip won't walk right for weeks.
00:53:46.000 Do we have any more vitamin C?
00:53:47.000 Yeah.
00:53:48.000 Oh, I need some fish oil.
00:53:50.000 Oh boy, I hope you guys have stool thickener at the mess hall.
00:53:54.000 How am I cold now?
00:53:58.000 You just have a metamucil dispenser?
00:53:59.000 Yeah, that's all there is.
00:54:01.000 So, to give you an example... I'm plugged up!
00:54:03.000 The leg tuck was a test that was used, which is where, you know, you tuck your leg, you're hanging from a bar.
00:54:07.000 It was replaced with a plank in the military.
00:54:10.000 Not because it's more effective.
00:54:12.000 No?
00:54:12.000 Because women couldn't do it.
00:54:14.000 Hmm.
00:54:15.000 We talked about this.
00:54:15.000 Yeah, women couldn't do it.
00:54:17.000 And also soldiers with a doctor's note can swim, bike, or row instead of the run, the two mile run.
00:54:22.000 Okay.
00:54:22.000 Or they can now do a two and a half mile walk.
00:54:24.000 In other words, Michael Moore could qualify for the United States military.
00:54:27.000 Just time out, time out.
00:54:28.000 You're going to have to run, okay?
00:54:31.000 When the bullets start flying, you're not going to be able to hold up a doctor's note and say, can you please provide a bicycle or something for me to row in?
00:54:39.000 Well, this is a good example.
00:54:40.000 You know, we've talked about how affirmative action.
00:54:41.000 What ends up happening is when you have, for example, disproportionately represented black Americans going to universities for which they don't qualify.
00:54:48.000 They score lower than whites or Asians on test scores, right?
00:54:51.000 But there's a certain quota.
00:54:52.000 They have to meet it.
00:54:52.000 And so what ends up happening is you have black Americans in some of, particularly STEM fields, dropping out at a much, much higher rate than the people who qualified for it upon entry.
00:55:04.000 So that ends up hurting these kids because they could have actually gone into a program for which they would have been more qualified, they would have been more equipped, they would have been more successful.
00:55:10.000 So in the name of equity, what you end up doing is hurting people.
00:55:13.000 That's kind of like this, only people will actually physically die and those are the people who are supposed to be alive so they can stop you from dying.
00:55:21.000 So you say, well, you know what?
00:55:22.000 Let's just lower these standards.
00:55:24.000 You don't have to run.
00:55:26.000 You can just walk for two and a half miles.
00:55:28.000 For crying out loud, two and a half mile walk?
00:55:30.000 I do that with Joe Louis every day!
00:55:33.000 I love it.
00:55:34.000 I'm America's best!
00:55:37.000 They'll be picked off really quickly in combat.
00:55:41.000 Yeah, at least you know who to hide behind when the bullets are going.
00:55:43.000 Just get behind the Pepperidge Farms guy on a beach cruiser.
00:55:49.000 Just holding up Mr. French like a fish.
00:55:55.000 Yeah, Michael Moore could qualify, just get right behind him.
00:55:57.000 Yeah, just get right behind him.
00:55:58.000 It's just, this is the thing with the gender bend.
00:56:00.000 Get him open like Star Wars and get inside.
00:56:02.000 Silver dicks upon their chest.
00:56:05.000 These are these America's best.
00:56:08.000 So they are now going into the military less qualified and these people are more likely to die.
00:56:12.000 Guess what?
00:56:13.000 We should have high standards.
00:56:14.000 We should have standards that not only Make it somewhat difficult to enter the military, but also an aptitude test to see how they can be most effective.
00:56:25.000 We don't want civilized people.
00:56:27.000 This is the problem with being a civilized society in soft times.
00:56:30.000 It creates soft men, soft women, soft Zs.
00:56:32.000 It creates a soft society because you don't understand what war is like and what is required of people who go to war.
00:56:39.000 They come back with PTSD for a reason.
00:56:42.000 Because they were doing some hard stuff.
00:56:45.000 Think about this for a second.
00:56:48.000 The people who were coming back from World War II in Vietnam had PTSD.
00:56:52.000 What do you think is going to happen with someone who can't even do a two-mile run, going into the military, a pansexual 2.5-mile walkist, going over to the Middle East or going into Russia if, God forbid, World War III happens?
00:57:07.000 How do you think they're going to come back and be a functioning member of society when they weren't even that upon leaving?
00:57:13.000 No, they're not.
00:57:14.000 The thing is, they won't come back.
00:57:15.000 You're gonna train them to be just good enough to go over there and die.
00:57:18.000 Yeah, they're gonna be like the Segway guy on a cliff.
00:57:20.000 A 2.5 mile canoeist?
00:57:22.000 Yeah!
00:57:24.000 I'm serious, I mean, you're just gonna train them just to be good enough to go over there and get in the way of a bullet.
00:57:28.000 And that's not what this is for.
00:57:29.000 We're training people to go over there, win the war as fast as they can, and come home.
00:57:33.000 Right.
00:57:34.000 Period.
00:57:34.000 I'll be honest, it's exactly what it's for.
00:57:38.000 There's no other outcome.
00:57:39.000 No.
00:57:39.000 No!
00:57:40.000 You can't, like, that's absurd.
00:57:42.000 And also, you know, you mentioned Vietnam and a lot of other people.
00:57:45.000 We fight with a moral code.
00:57:47.000 A lot of the people we fight don't have one.
00:57:49.000 They fight naked, too.
00:57:51.000 Yeah.
00:57:52.000 They're on PCP, right?
00:57:54.000 They're on, you know, you look at the Nazis.
00:57:56.000 They were on actual, like, methamphetamine and opiates, and that's what they would have to do to get those guys crammed into the submarine for four-day trips, and they just didn't live.
00:58:03.000 They didn't even make it.
00:58:04.000 They're like, why are you not launching the missiles?
00:58:06.000 He's dead again.
00:58:07.000 How does that happen?
00:58:08.000 Blitzkrieg was like blitzed out of your mind, Krieg.
00:58:10.000 I'm not even kidding.
00:58:11.000 They would give you drugs every single day to keep up the pace.
00:58:13.000 It was the only way.
00:58:14.000 And they were very clean, too, which was weird.
00:58:16.000 And some kamikaze pilot still missed.
00:58:18.000 I don't know how they do that.
00:58:19.000 Need to get better drugs, Axis of Evil.
00:58:21.000 So, of course, this happened.
00:58:22.000 Speaking of Axis of Evil, well, China, you think they're focused on this?
00:58:24.000 For crying out loud.
00:58:25.000 China won't even allow Muslim shopkeepers to not sell cigarettes.
00:58:30.000 They're not going to allow woke military culture.
00:58:33.000 They're focused on expansion.
00:58:34.000 They're focused on becoming more effective, more violent.
00:58:36.000 And speaking of China, Getz pressed Austin on the issue, and this is important because this is the person who's supposed to be the head of household with the military.
00:58:47.000 Didn't seem to understand this when Getz pressed Austin on the issue of military technology.
00:58:52.000 Well, I mean, I've also seen that we're behind, Mr. Secretary.
00:58:56.000 We're behind in hypersonics.
00:58:57.000 We failed to deter Russia last year.
00:58:59.000 So what do you mean we're behind in hypersonics?
00:59:02.000 Who's ahead in hypersonics?
00:59:06.000 How do you make that assessment?
00:59:07.000 I don't know.
00:59:08.000 By the way, your own people brief us that we are behind and that China is winning.
00:59:10.000 Are you aware of the briefings we get on hypersonics?
00:59:11.000 systems and we are still developing them. I make that assessment because Russia actually
00:59:15.000 used one. By the way, your own people brief us that we are behind and that China is winning.
00:59:21.000 Are you aware of the briefings we get on hypersonics?
00:59:23.000 What do you mean my own people?
00:59:28.000 I just want to make sure I get this.
00:59:30.000 Can you guys comment below?
00:59:31.000 And by the way, smash that like button if you can.
00:59:33.000 It helps with the algorithm.
00:59:34.000 Did the United States Secretary of Defense just ask with a straight face, and I mean that figuratively, not literally, a straight gay face, what do you mean we're behind on hypersonics?
00:59:50.000 Did I just hear that correctly?
00:59:50.000 I think so.
00:59:51.000 Yeah, I also feel this isn't a conversation that should be televised.
00:59:54.000 No, that's a good point.
00:59:56.000 It's really terrifying.
00:59:57.000 They're just like, you know what, to answer the questions, let's go to Heraldo with the coordinates of all the Ukrainian bases.
01:00:04.000 He'll let you know what we'll be invading next on Heraldo.
01:00:08.000 Inhale Billy, going into Al Capone's doom.
01:00:10.000 I don't know why, he still wants to do it, it's in his contract.
01:00:13.000 So, let me ask, here's the thing, Matt Goetz asked him a question, this guy, he's the Secretary of Defense, said, whoa whoa whoa, what are you saying?
01:00:18.000 He was incredibly confused.
01:00:20.000 Oh, okay, well what would make Matt Goetz think that we're behind on hypersonics?
01:00:25.000 I've seen some really alarming things going on in China.
01:00:30.000 You know, alarming as well in Russia, but a little bit less so.
01:00:33.000 China's made no bones about it.
01:00:34.000 I mean, they've actually rolled out some hypersonic weapons at some of their military parades that kind of shone off their nose.
01:00:39.000 They even look faster.
01:00:40.000 We are behind.
01:00:41.000 We are behind the Chinese.
01:00:42.000 We are behind the Russians.
01:00:43.000 We took our foot off the gas.
01:00:45.000 We allowed other nations to kind of, in some cases, surge ahead by spending a lot of money and building on our work.
01:00:51.000 Can someone get the Secretary of Defense a Discovery Channel subscription?
01:00:55.000 Yes!
01:00:55.000 Yeah, maybe that's the issue.
01:00:57.000 Maybe he should take a look at the title of that guy that just said something.
01:01:01.000 There was a big sign behind him that said Raytheon.
01:01:03.000 Don't be confused by that.
01:01:04.000 He also had CEO of Raytheon.
01:01:06.000 What would he possibly know about this?
01:01:08.000 Well, I don't know.
01:01:09.000 I mean, I wouldn't be the source of information, right?
01:01:12.000 He's not a biologist, no.
01:01:13.000 Biologist, yeah.
01:01:15.000 So finally, so if you didn't already come to the conclusion that the Secretary of Defense is inept, this is one thing, if nothing else comes from, you know, these two, possibly four years, if former Vice President Biden makes it, I mean, if he doesn't keep walking into walls and shit.
01:01:31.000 Or be completely ignored by everyone in the room.
01:01:33.000 The Secret Service just like lets him walk off, like, just, guys, guys, stay back, stay back.
01:01:38.000 Now's the time.
01:01:39.000 If you've gotten nothing else out of this, it's that the people who you often think are more knowledgeable because they're in charge.
01:01:45.000 They're not.
01:01:45.000 They're just like you.
01:01:46.000 They often know less.
01:01:48.000 And a lot of you haven't had the experience, or haven't had the opportunity to get the experience like I had.
01:01:53.000 When I was, for example, at Fox News for four and a half years, and I would go up against senators, sitting senators.
01:01:58.000 They just lined me up, I was 22 years old, like, let's see what happens if this kid argues with a senator.
01:02:03.000 It dawned on me, oh, these people really don't know.
01:02:06.000 They don't know anything.
01:02:07.000 Now, don't underestimate your opponent.
01:02:10.000 But still, you should see that the people in power, the people who are the elite, it doesn't mean, this is just a term that's given to them, it's a title that's given to them.
01:02:18.000 For crying out loud, you want more proof?
01:02:20.000 Case in point, Pete Buttigieg is the Secretary of Transportation.
01:02:24.000 The former mayor?
01:02:25.000 You think he knows more about transportation than any of you?
01:02:30.000 But he's the authority and he gets to decide.
01:02:32.000 He's the final say on transportation policy as it relates to the United States.
01:02:36.000 These are just people who are given titles and positions.
01:02:39.000 They have no business holding.
01:02:40.000 So when someone tries to say to you, are you a biologist?
01:02:44.000 It's a totally irrelevant question.
01:02:45.000 It's an appeal to authority fallacy.
01:02:47.000 And by the way, they're appealing to authorities who can't even get their own story straight.
01:02:50.000 The Secretary of Defense doesn't know his thumb from his dick.
01:02:55.000 Pardon my language.
01:02:57.000 Went after Austin, Secretary of Defense Austin, for letting our enemies take advantage also of our lack of leadership, which of course, with a little bit of sting, a little bit of sting on that one toward Austin.
01:03:08.000 I am certainly aware of briefings that we provide to Congress.
01:03:11.000 But it's not just the hypersonic.
01:03:13.000 It's all over the world.
01:03:14.000 It's in Taiwan, where China last year flew more sorties than ever before.
01:03:17.000 It's North Korea, on pace to shatter prior records, the number of missiles that they are testing.
01:03:23.000 And so while everyone else in the world seems to be developing capabilities and being more strategic, we got time to embrace critical race theory at West Point, to embrace socialism at the National Defense University, to do mandatory pronoun training.
01:03:36.000 For now.
01:03:37.000 I'm sorry for that.
01:03:38.000 It's again, this is the most capable, the most combat-critical force in the world.
01:03:43.000 It has been, and it will be so going forward.
01:03:46.000 Not if we continue down this path.
01:03:48.000 Not if we embrace socialism.
01:03:49.000 The fact that you're embarrassed by your country.
01:03:51.000 Oh no, no, no.
01:03:52.000 I'm embarrassed by your leadership.
01:03:54.000 I am not embarrassed for my country.
01:03:55.000 I wish we were not losing to China.
01:03:58.000 You know what?
01:03:59.000 That is so disgraceful that you would sit here and conflate your failures with the failures
01:04:06.000 of the uniformed service members.
01:04:07.000 Now, really quickly, I have some points to make, but, uh, him saying, uh, disgraced in country, meaning disgraced, you know, feeling disappointment in the leadership, uh, questioning me, the leadership, Secretary of Defense Austin, that's questioning your country.
01:04:19.000 This is a very familiar attack.
01:04:21.000 We see it a lot from the left.
01:04:22.000 Where else have we seen it very recently?
01:04:24.000 It's very dangerous, Chuck, because a lot of what you're seeing as attacks on me, quite frankly, are attacks on science.
01:04:33.000 Okay, go with that.
01:04:34.000 Now where was the left when people would say, hey, I'm against the war, but I'm pro-America?
01:04:41.000 I didn't like it when you would have people say that, conservatives saying, if you don't
01:04:44.000 support the war, then get that.
01:04:45.000 No, there are plenty of libertarians who were against wars.
01:04:48.000 For example, Ron Paul was a non-interventionist.
01:04:50.000 I believe that he loves the United States of America.
01:04:52.000 You can go back from the founding fathers through all different presidents who support
01:04:56.000 our military, but try to use them in a limited capacity.
01:05:00.000 This is something that when the left, they were anti-war on everything.
01:05:02.000 Now granted it was a little bit tainted because they would try and accuse all of our leaders
01:05:05.000 of being war criminals at that point or saying war for oil, even though they don't understand
01:05:08.000 supply and demand.
01:05:09.000 But the point is, they used to be able to claim that I can be pro-America and I can
01:05:13.000 be pro-military without being pro-war.
01:05:15.000 Understood.
01:05:16.000 I actually think that that is completely true.
01:05:19.000 But where are they now when they say, and the fact that you don't have any faith in the United States of America?
01:05:25.000 That's not what he said.
01:05:26.000 You're saying, oh, you hate America.
01:05:28.000 No, he's saying you're a dick.
01:05:30.000 He's saying you're an unqualified, incapable rube who doesn't know how to lead a military or the purpose of a military.
01:05:39.000 It's not meant to be a social... Well, actually it is.
01:05:42.000 I should correct myself.
01:05:43.000 The military is meant to be a social experiment in that people become a number.
01:05:47.000 Well, that's cruel.
01:05:48.000 That absolutely is.
01:05:49.000 Because no one person is more important than the next person outside of the established hierarchy.
01:05:54.000 That's why we have titles.
01:05:55.000 That's why we have roles.
01:05:57.000 We have officers.
01:05:58.000 We have privates.
01:05:59.000 We have colonels.
01:05:59.000 That's why we have... That's what establishes your value In the realm of combat.
01:06:05.000 Not your pronouns.
01:06:07.000 Not how you feel.
01:06:08.000 The military was supposed to be a social experiment, and it always has been.
01:06:12.000 And you now become a faceless, nameless number as part of a unit.
01:06:17.000 And now, just like society at large, we think we'll improve the military by making it all about me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
01:06:24.000 Oh, my pronouns!
01:06:26.000 Oh, uh, anti-white, uh, racist, uh, anti-colonialist white sentiment as it relates to the officer's quarters.
01:06:32.000 Who gives a shit?
01:06:35.000 I couldn't care less.
01:06:36.000 It could not be less relevant.
01:06:37.000 You know who I want in the military?
01:06:39.000 I want some leather-necked, tobacco-chewing redneck who would have a rifle in his hand anyway because he would be killing something or poaching it that weekend to feed his family, only you switch the hunting rifle with an M16 and you switch the deer or elk out with a jihadi.
01:06:54.000 That's who I want in the military!
01:06:56.000 Well, and Secretary Austin makes one of the worst arguments I've ever heard from a Secretary of Defense and says, we have the most capable military in the world when talking about a budget proposal that they're putting forward that would leave us with fewer than one million people in our army for the first time in decades.
01:07:12.000 And the point Getz is making, if your policies are enacted, we will not have this kind of military in the future.
01:07:19.000 That's the problem.
01:07:21.000 That's what we're here to talk about.
01:07:22.000 Don't go back and say, well we have it right now!
01:07:24.000 Of course we do right now!
01:07:25.000 And again, you create a dividing line, right?
01:07:28.000 A principled line.
01:07:29.000 So if we're actually at the projections where it'll be under one million people, here's their argument, the left.
01:07:33.000 They say, well we have lower military enrollment so we want to expand this.
01:07:38.000 We want to be more inclusive.
01:07:39.000 Well guess what?
01:07:40.000 You're doing the opposite.
01:07:42.000 What happens is you're turning off the people who would want to join the military because they want to go there, they want to serve their country.
01:07:46.000 The people who used to join the military would be people from patriotic states, people who felt a duty to country, sometimes people who wanted to have their university paid for.
01:07:54.000 You're not having those people anymore because now you are catering to people who spent their entire life hating the military, they're going to take out student loans anyways for some gender studies course, and what you are doing is actually displacing the people who are more qualified, who can do a leg tuck, Michael, with people Who are now doing the plank, can't do pull-ups, and get their feelings hurt if you use the wrong pronouns.
01:08:17.000 So we've reduced the numbers and we've increased the percentage of those numbers in the military to those with, you know, mental afflictions while we're on YouTube.
01:08:28.000 There we go.
01:08:28.000 Afflictions, yeah.
01:08:30.000 Not the shirt.
01:08:30.000 Disturbances.
01:08:32.000 What's wrong with the shirt?
01:08:34.000 My Elvis was good-looking.
01:08:35.000 A lot.
01:08:36.000 No, no, he's talking about affliction shirts.
01:08:38.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:38.000 Not this gem.
01:08:39.000 It's just the people that wear them, not the shirt.
01:08:41.000 Just the stuff that I wear to Peacock at bars.
01:08:43.000 Hey, here's an idea.
01:08:44.000 Instead of spending money, like, hiring socialist scholars at the... The only reason we should be hiring any socialist scholars in the military is to, you know, just tune up our firing wall.
01:08:54.000 Yes, we need to study them so that we can defeat them.
01:08:56.000 Torture.
01:08:57.000 Learn what not to do.
01:08:58.000 Our firing squads need some practice.
01:09:00.000 Do we have any more of those socialist scholars, Flamer?
01:09:02.000 Just bring them in.
01:09:03.000 No?
01:09:04.000 How about United States representatives banging Chinese spies?
01:09:08.000 The old firing squad wall is looking a little too polished.
01:09:13.000 Pretty dry these days.
01:09:15.000 I want that looking like a Jackson Pollock by noon.
01:09:17.000 So, instead of spending tax dollars hiring socialist scholars, how about, I don't know, we build more ships?
01:09:27.000 So China has already surpassed the United States in fleet size, making it the world's largest navy.
01:09:32.000 China, they have 355 ships.
01:09:33.000 The United States has 294 ships.
01:09:34.000 By the 2030s, they're expected to have 460 ships.
01:09:40.000 This year's Navy budget plans to build nine new ships.
01:09:44.000 Great.
01:09:45.000 But decommissioned 24.
01:09:47.000 So that's a negative.
01:09:47.000 Yeah.
01:09:48.000 I'm not a mathematician.
01:09:49.000 Yeah, but ships might come in handy.
01:09:51.000 And if we ever did fight China, which I last checked, is across the ocean.
01:09:55.000 Across the ocean.
01:09:56.000 And something about China, Taiwan.
01:09:58.000 Do you think you'll need ships to get there?
01:09:59.000 I mean, I don't think so.
01:10:00.000 We're doing so well with hypersonics.
01:10:02.000 Somebody just stole all our yachts.
01:10:06.000 Oh, that's what we're doing for our Navy.
01:10:07.000 We're bringing in... So I just gave you the silver lining with guns, of course, with firearms, with the constitutional carry, and with the pro-life laws.
01:10:16.000 Here's something, I don't want to be a downer, but people talk about how the Roman Empire crumbled from within.
01:10:21.000 We had the world's most powerful military, it wasn't even close.
01:10:24.000 There's no reason that we ever should have lost that lead.
01:10:27.000 And I'm not saying that we've lost it now.
01:10:29.000 But other people, bad people, just, you know, if you believe in pronouns, how about not torturing and killing and committing genocide against, you know, Muslim Uyghurs in China?
01:10:39.000 How about, you know, not jailing people for, you know, claiming some gender oddity like you have in these Islamic countries?
01:10:45.000 But certainly China, if you care about human rights, you would certainly have to agree that China is pretty bad.
01:10:50.000 They're making up ground.
01:10:51.000 There is no reason for the United States to have conceded any ground as the world's only superpower.
01:10:58.000 We left the world's most powerful superpower of one century to become the only one the next century.
01:11:02.000 That's never happened throughout human history.
01:11:05.000 The only way we lose it is if we squander it, and we are.
01:11:09.000 And that's why you need some leadership to get us back in gear.
01:11:12.000 And it starts with a vision and a willing to draw a principled line.
01:11:15.000 No, sorry, you can't do push-ups, can't be in the military.
01:11:18.000 No, sorry, we're not going to switch it to a plank.
01:11:22.000 This isn't a yoga class, okay?
01:11:24.000 This isn't SoulCycle, this is where you shoot things and break shit!
01:11:29.000 Bye!
01:11:29.000 That's what we need to be doing.
01:11:31.000 Now, speaking of what's going on in the military, this is more important to our- Really?
01:11:37.000 Yeah, they celebrate this in the Marines with great vigor.
01:11:41.000 Yes.
01:11:41.000 Yes.
01:11:44.000 It's International Asexuality Day, and I'll be honest, I didn't fully get it, so here to explain what it's like to be sexually attracted to nothing, we have local asexual and official representative Lester Finley.
01:11:59.000 Thank you for joining us.
01:12:00.000 Thank you for joining us, Lester.
01:12:01.000 So, I don't understand this.
01:12:02.000 Why are you asexual?
01:12:05.000 Funny story, Steven.
01:12:08.000 It started after my fourth sexual arrest, where I was chemically castrated.
01:12:14.000 Get out.
01:12:14.000 Get out.
01:12:15.000 I don't want this.
01:12:16.000 Get out.
01:12:16.000 But wait, I came out this way for your John Hancock.
01:12:20.000 What's that?
01:12:21.000 You need me to sign this?
01:12:23.000 No, leave.
01:12:24.000 I don't want you around here.
01:12:25.000 Leave.
01:12:25.000 I'm going to hurt him.
01:12:27.000 You two piss off.