Louder with Crowder - April 27, 2023


PLOT THICKENS: TUCKER CARLSON FINALLY SPEAKS OUT! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 11 minutes

Words per Minute

205.23077

Word Count

14,674

Sentence Count

1,365

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

On this episode of Thick & Thin, Gerald and Joe discuss Tucker Carlson's new book, "The Devil Next Door." They also discuss the new evidence in the case against him. And they take a look at the strange coincidence of Tucker's statements before the election.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Oh boy, I almost didn't make it here to air.
00:00:03.000 Joe Louis is in rare form this morning, and he just hit me in the nards with his tail.
00:00:08.000 So, I love him, but he'll be placed in a closet for weeks and beaten without mercy.
00:00:13.000 Hey, look, major announcement here.
00:00:16.000 Well, major announcement coming Monday.
00:00:19.000 And we'll be talking about Tucker Carlson today, and I hear a lot of similarities.
00:00:23.000 So in navigating all of these minefields, look, I hear your complaints, and I've heard this a lot from people.
00:00:29.000 I had someone who was actually just a kid who would do valet at this restaurant relatively close to my house who came up and said, you know, he signed up for Mug Club a while ago last year.
00:00:40.000 You know, money is tight.
00:00:43.000 Look, I hear where you're coming from.
00:00:43.000 I understand it.
00:00:46.000 We tried to give you guys, anyone who had signed up for Mug Club, write mugclubforever.com, a promo code initially through email.
00:00:52.000 Some of you missed it.
00:00:53.000 Alex Jones called me yesterday saying, Crowder, I had some guy come up to me at Bucky's telling me he wants to sign up again, but he already signed up and didn't get a mug.
00:01:00.000 So look, starting on Monday, with as broad a stroke as I can possibly make here, wanting to do right by you, understanding that the economy is tough.
00:01:09.000 It's growing, but slowly, they say on CNN.
00:01:12.000 And through no fault of your own, sometimes it's tough to subscribe to multiple different platforms, especially when you already have.
00:01:18.000 Starting Monday, we are going to set up an email address where you can provide proof.
00:01:24.000 Through a screenshot of a subscription, purchase, membership to any right-leaning streaming service, any major conservative right-leaning streaming service, and we'll give you three months free of Mug Club.
00:01:38.000 So send in proof of purchase, your subscription from any time in the last, I think it's last year, last six months that you've signed up, particularly if it was Mug Club.
00:01:47.000 Three months free.
00:01:47.000 We're going to have someone manually actually going through and ensuring that you get to try this for free.
00:01:53.000 And by the way, for three months, you get to try it.
00:01:55.000 And if you don't like it, you can bounce.
00:01:57.000 Hopefully you see what it is that you're missing.
00:02:00.000 We want to give you the best value for your money.
00:02:02.000 And look, sometimes in this world, there's things out of your control.
00:02:04.000 And I get it.
00:02:05.000 The economy's tough.
00:02:06.000 Three months free.
00:02:07.000 If you are a member anywhere else, Monday, look for the email.
00:02:11.000 On with the show.
00:02:23.000 It's not healthy.
00:02:24.000 The hell would you know about health, Ms.
00:02:26.000 Forklift with teeth?
00:02:28.000 Just a stupid show, Colton.
00:02:31.000 They don't care about you.
00:02:33.000 Jimmy, what was that?
00:02:34.000 I don't even know you!
00:02:36.000 That's a lie straight from the pit of hell, and you know it!
00:02:39.000 Take a look right there!
00:02:40.000 Boom!
00:02:40.000 Don't want to hear any more of your bullshit lies!
00:02:43.000 You know he's not a real sound guy.
00:02:45.000 It's just a character he plays.
00:02:48.000 I've had it with your lies, Josephine!
00:02:50.000 In back of me, Satan!
00:02:51.000 Satan?
00:02:55.000 Woman, I'm quoting scripture from our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ!
00:02:58.000 Maybe if you put down your soap bags every once in a while for a hot minute, you'd know better!
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00:03:11.000 Thank you for watching.
00:03:31.000 Glad to be with you.
00:03:49.000 Hey, before, well, I'm going to ask Third Chair if he wants to, you know, we need to take a poll.
00:03:53.000 Do people want the sip to continue?
00:03:54.000 Is it like one of those, almost like the HBO white noise?
00:03:57.000 That doesn't sound like white noise.
00:04:00.000 Or is it just annoying?
00:04:04.000 Which is how I feel.
00:04:04.000 By the way, this is a grip trainer.
00:04:06.000 I don't know why I have that on my desk.
00:04:07.000 Hey, a lot to get to today.
00:04:09.000 We talked about Tucker Carlson.
00:04:10.000 Was it Tuesday, Gerald?
00:04:13.000 I think we did it live on, was it, I thought it was Monday.
00:04:15.000 Monday.
00:04:15.000 Monday, that's right, where we scooped CNN.
00:04:17.000 Monday.
00:04:17.000 And then talked about the curious coincidences of, you know, you have Tucker Carlson, you have James O'Keefe, you have, obviously Dan Bongino was a little bit of a different situation, but this has been going on across the board and we said that these seemed like curious coincidences.
00:04:29.000 And it would appear that there's a culture of shaking people down right now, specifically to cull voices before the election.
00:04:36.000 And there's new evidence that's emerged today with Tucker Carlson that really seems like that's the case.
00:04:41.000 We've seen his first statement, but we've also seen some statements from attorneys and people who seem to be the shaker downers.
00:04:47.000 So we'll talk about that.
00:04:48.000 We're going to be talking about it.
00:04:49.000 Everyone's really excited because I know a lot of you said, hey, you know, I really like Westerns, good old American Westerns, but they need more sodomy.
00:04:56.000 So you have that now.
00:04:58.000 Xi Jinping called Zelensky.
00:05:00.000 This is a big deal.
00:05:01.000 I know a lot of you saying, why do I care?
00:05:03.000 Well, it affects you.
00:05:03.000 And more importantly, I really wanted to get into the ESG.
00:05:06.000 You know, you guys have heard of the ESG scores and bankings, but there have been some recent interviews where this is going to be taking place at hyperspeed with BlackRock Vanguard.
00:05:16.000 And it will affect you directly in your day-to-day lives.
00:05:18.000 Not only what you can do with your banks, what kind of loans you can get if you run a business, how you have to run this business.
00:05:24.000 This is one of those weeks where everything seems to be kind of fallen from the same tree that's been shaken and it all affects you.
00:05:32.000 So let me ask you a question of the day before we move on.
00:05:34.000 Who do you think is really behind the firing or departure or mutual amicable split?
00:05:43.000 With Tucker Carlson.
00:05:45.000 We'll kind of give you some of our perspective.
00:05:48.000 I saw you writing notes already, Jill.
00:05:49.000 Did I mess something up?
00:05:50.000 No, I mean, I have an answer for you very quickly.
00:05:53.000 Chet would like the sip.
00:05:56.000 Hold on.
00:05:59.000 My heart's not in it.
00:06:02.000 There you go.
00:06:02.000 No, no, no.
00:06:03.000 It's so tiny.
00:06:05.000 It's so tiny.
00:06:08.000 That is all you get.
00:06:09.000 You earn it.
00:06:12.000 Earn this.
00:06:13.000 Earn this.
00:06:17.000 Alright, number two, CEO and one of my all-time favorite people, nicest man alive, unfortunately.
00:06:22.000 Joe Morgan, how are you?
00:06:23.000 I am doing well.
00:06:23.000 Why is that unfortunate?
00:06:25.000 It's unfortunate because sometimes I need you to be, you know, you need to be my bulldog.
00:06:29.000 Yeah, sometimes.
00:06:30.000 I don't want to get tuckered!
00:06:31.000 Well, you know, putting me back in the chair last Thursday, I was.
00:06:34.000 That's true.
00:06:34.000 I was a little pissy.
00:06:35.000 You were pissy.
00:06:36.000 You do get, but you get more bitchy.
00:06:38.000 Every once in a while, people push me just a little too far.
00:06:40.000 I'm doing really well.
00:06:41.000 Yes, that's true, and then it's falling down.
00:06:43.000 Can of Coke, 39 cent!
00:06:45.000 So, I'm doing well.
00:06:46.000 Yeah, you know, it's the end of the week, so tired, but I'm really glad to have in third chair, we said mystery third chair, but it's not really a mystery if you follow his social media.
00:06:52.000 He is going to be That's his theme song.
00:06:55.000 Comedy Zone, Port Charlotte, Florida, May 5th and 6th.
00:06:58.000 You can go and check out all of his other dates.
00:07:00.000 Oh, Stress Factory.
00:07:01.000 That's a fun one in New Brunswick, New Jersey, May 11th and 13th.
00:07:03.000 BrianCallin.com.
00:07:05.000 Mr. Callin, how are you?
00:07:06.000 I'm good.
00:07:07.000 I'm good and I appreciate that music.
00:07:09.000 That's the music that I ride a horse to, as you know.
00:07:12.000 Yes.
00:07:14.000 And side saddle.
00:07:15.000 Side saddle.
00:07:16.000 He's never ridden a horse.
00:07:17.000 Equestrian or Western style, neither.
00:07:18.000 That's ridiculous.
00:07:20.000 Ask me if I ride horses.
00:07:21.000 Visage.
00:07:21.000 I don't like where this is going.
00:07:22.000 It's okay, just ask me the question.
00:07:23.000 That's how I answer it.
00:07:24.000 Because I know people are going to ask me on the street.
00:07:28.000 Let me answer it for you so I don't have to deal with this question.
00:07:30.000 The street is fulsome.
00:07:31.000 Go ahead.
00:07:32.000 Do you ride horses?
00:07:34.000 I can break a horse, Stephen.
00:07:37.000 I believe it now.
00:07:38.000 I could have sworn you were going to say horses ride me.
00:07:40.000 I don't know.
00:07:42.000 Well, the night is still young.
00:07:44.000 Stop it, Big and Rich.
00:07:45.000 Why is Stephen wearing a horse tail?
00:07:49.000 No, no, I had it docked.
00:07:50.000 That's why PETA was out there protesting.
00:07:54.000 I kept crapping in the shed and it got caught.
00:07:58.000 Haven't you seen my Japanese?
00:07:59.000 I've seen it, I lived it.
00:08:01.000 And you guys can count.
00:08:02.000 We're going to get into all of the story.
00:08:04.000 It's a Monday through Friday show, 10 a.m.
00:08:06.000 Eastern, okay?
00:08:06.000 10 a.m.
00:08:07.000 Eastern.
00:08:07.000 Just watch on Rumble.
00:08:08.000 You have the audio podcast tomorrow exclusively on audio.
00:08:11.000 If you are not a member, The Lost Tapes.
00:08:12.000 It's another 45 minutes of old sketches.
00:08:14.000 And of course we have the Friday show here on Mug Club exclusively.
00:08:17.000 But, uh, I was just about to say something and I completely forgot what I was about to say.
00:08:20.000 You said, have you seen the Japanese something?
00:08:23.000 Oh, toilet.
00:08:24.000 When they built out the office, they built out this office, right?
00:08:24.000 So you know this.
00:08:28.000 And I now actually have an office and I actually have a bathroom.
00:08:31.000 It's because I live here from like 4am, right?
00:08:33.000 So we need to shower here sometimes, especially after.
00:08:35.000 And, uh, very nice man, Joe, who does, but sometimes he gets, he gets overzealous with the technology.
00:08:41.000 Yeah, well.
00:08:42.000 I have a safe here for a gun that I cannot open.
00:08:46.000 The batteries are dead.
00:08:47.000 So he builds, he puts in, I'm just like, yeah, just a toilet.
00:08:50.000 And he's like, what kind of toilet do you want?
00:08:52.000 I'm like, just, you know, one that I can defile.
00:08:54.000 Yes.
00:08:55.000 And, uh, he got this like thing with, it's like, it has like the, the, the heated seat.
00:08:59.000 The automatic slushie.
00:08:59.000 It does!
00:09:01.000 And Nick DiPaolo, I come off the show, he goes, he goes, yeah, I tried to take a dump in your office.
00:09:06.000 It turns out I need a pilot's license to operate that.
00:09:10.000 First off, you shouldn't be using my office.
00:09:12.000 There are plenty of bathrooms.
00:09:13.000 I know.
00:09:13.000 I'm going to come into your office and just drop a deuce.
00:09:16.000 But you know what?
00:09:17.000 When I look at you, I think to myself... I'm the Chuck Yeager of taking a shit, I guess.
00:09:20.000 But at least my whistle's clean.
00:09:22.000 Huh?
00:09:22.000 Hi, everybody.
00:09:23.000 You can eat off my whistle.
00:09:24.000 You can eat off my whistle.
00:09:25.000 Not after you ride a horse.
00:09:26.000 So here's a clip before we get to the Tucker issue.
00:09:28.000 We're going to go through the Tucker situation just kind of point by point.
00:09:32.000 It'll be a little bit raw today because we couldn't segment it into 90 clips.
00:09:36.000 But before that, Uh, because we always want to clear the palate, and this really clears the palate.
00:09:41.000 It's like Sorbet.
00:09:42.000 If Sorbet was a really unattractive, self-important fat chick, uh, she wants to take up space!
00:09:48.000 No lie, this summer.
00:09:49.000 My body is everything to me.
00:09:51.000 She has constantly looked the world straight in the eye and said, I disagree.
00:09:56.000 You're wrong.
00:09:57.000 And I'm going to show up every day and show you why.
00:09:59.000 I deserve the best.
00:10:00.000 This summer, I want you to embrace your body.
00:10:02.000 And I want you to constantly tell the world, you're wrong.
00:10:05.000 And I'm going to show up and take up the space my body deserves.
00:10:08.000 A lot of space.
00:10:10.000 She's got a pretty face.
00:10:12.000 Remember the man, remember they complained about man-spreading?
00:10:15.000 What do you do with that?
00:10:15.000 Yes.
00:10:17.000 What do you do with that?
00:10:18.000 What do you do with that orbit on us?
00:10:19.000 And by the way, here's the thing, no one would have a problem, no one would have a problem if you weren't demanding that everyone declare you beautiful.
00:10:25.000 My body disagrees.
00:10:26.000 With what?
00:10:27.000 Your BMI?
00:10:27.000 Your LDL?
00:10:28.000 Your body probably, it's probably constantly at war with itself.
00:10:32.000 Your heart one day is going to go And check out diabetes and here's something else to you the big issue is I deserve the best I'm not just talking about this woman This is by the way, you get a lot of guys this way a lot of you Why do you deserve the best?
00:10:47.000 This is actually an existential issue.
00:10:47.000 This is a question of the day.
00:10:50.000 You just say that Why do you deserve the best?
00:10:53.000 Why does everyone think they deserve the best?
00:10:55.000 Do you know that some of us deserve hell?
00:10:58.000 You know, it's funny You guys talking about horses again?
00:11:04.000 But my thing is that every time you see a woman like that, she conforms to a certain beauty standard.
00:11:15.000 God made a mold for all of us, okay everyone?
00:11:18.000 Her mold he used more batter for that mold and that's all there is to it
00:11:22.000 But bunt cake but but that like her face is very pretty and it conforms to a sort of the standard
00:11:28.000 Classic beauty cut but full mouth and all right, they always kind of fit into this thing
00:11:34.000 But the other part is like done. They're like it's okay for slightly chubby. So long as you have perfect skin
00:11:39.000 Yes, exactly like you're a little Meanwhile, there's a fitness athlete some cross-fitting
00:11:44.000 female with folliculitis She's like, what do I do?
00:11:49.000 You didn't use Dove?
00:11:50.000 No, I didn't use Dove.
00:11:51.000 It's just detergent.
00:11:52.000 Or that Japanese toilet.
00:11:54.000 I need a pilot's license.
00:11:54.000 Yes, exactly.
00:11:55.000 Gerald, anything?
00:11:56.000 No?
00:11:57.000 The hair is what bothered me the most.
00:12:01.000 What?
00:12:01.000 Let me see it again.
00:12:02.000 Is it the Lloyd Christmas cut?
00:12:03.000 Let me see it.
00:12:04.000 Let's play this again.
00:12:06.000 Tomboy.
00:12:06.000 Let me see.
00:12:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:09.000 That's not a pretty face, Brian.
00:12:11.000 I think her face is pretty.
00:12:14.000 My body was meant to be shemp.
00:12:15.000 If that broad came as a guy, I'd believe it.
00:12:18.000 You know what I mean?
00:12:19.000 To be fair, I looked at her face, then I saw mine on the monitor here, and that's just... I'll take her face all day long.
00:12:26.000 I mean, I'll keep my ridiculously shredded body.
00:12:29.000 Look, we've never once in this show, just people, never once, ever, ever made fun of someone just for being fat, who doesn't go out there and demand or declare or act as an ambassador of health.
00:12:37.000 The problem is, I just heard someone on CNN today, maybe we can even pull this clip, it probably was, what are we, 924, so it probably was taking place, I'm trying to think, Central, probably about 740 Central, if we can pull it.
00:12:48.000 I think it was Rainn Wilson talking about we have a mental health crisis in this country, and we have a climate change crisis, we have a fascism crisis.
00:12:56.000 People talk about a mental health crisis, people talk about a physical health crisis, but then they advocate for the exact same issues that create these crises.
00:13:04.000 You cannot start, you cannot start from a position of empathy based on a lie.
00:13:10.000 To say that that is healthy, and to say that everyone else should accept it, and we should If you advocate that to your children, you're a bad parent and you're lying to them.
00:13:19.000 That's why it matters.
00:13:20.000 Also, I think it's kind of gross, but that's just me.
00:13:22.000 Let's move on to Tucker Carlson.
00:13:26.000 They should not make thongs in that size, okay?
00:13:28.000 Can we just say that?
00:13:29.000 Should not make thongs in that size.
00:13:30.000 Well, I don't think they do.
00:13:32.000 I think everything becomes a thong in that size.
00:13:34.000 There are men that like that.
00:13:36.000 There are?
00:13:37.000 There is a fetish.
00:13:39.000 It's called black guys, Brian.
00:13:43.000 Steven!
00:13:43.000 I watched Fury Springer.
00:13:45.000 People are like, oh, what?
00:13:46.000 Lithuanian?
00:13:47.000 Yeah, no, come on.
00:13:48.000 Eastern European?
00:13:50.000 Polish.
00:13:50.000 We knew someone who, remember, she was a little bit bigger, and she would always get hit on by black guys.
00:13:56.000 She was like, why do... And she would always go, she goes, why do... Like, I just... By the way, she would date black guys.
00:13:56.000 Yeah.
00:14:01.000 She's like, but why do I only have black guys hit on me?
00:14:03.000 And we were like, I don't know.
00:14:04.000 That's weird.
00:14:05.000 I don't have no idea.
00:14:07.000 It's cultural.
00:14:08.000 Yes.
00:14:09.000 It's a mystery.
00:14:09.000 Yeah.
00:14:10.000 It's a disgusting habit.
00:14:12.000 So speaking of mystery, and hit the like button if you're watching on YouTube, but head on over to Rumble.
00:14:18.000 As a matter of fact, if you are watching on YouTube and at any point today, which I guarantee you will, see or hear this.
00:14:27.000 We'll just head on over to Rumble because we're not going to self-censor for YouTube and we'll probably be suspended anyway.
00:14:32.000 So yesterday, Tucker Carlson released his first statement.
00:14:35.000 Now there's some insight here that I think, unfortunately, it's hard to disseminate sometimes from our standpoint and it's hard for you to sort of differentiate when you're reading stories out there and get the truth.
00:14:47.000 Was he fired?
00:14:48.000 Did he quit?
00:14:49.000 What's happening behind the scenes?
00:14:52.000 In watching his statement and full disclosure.
00:14:54.000 I've spent some time with Tucker not a lot of time with Tucker They've always been pretty pleasant interactions cordial, right?
00:14:59.000 We're not it's not like we were ever friends or anything But we were both at Fox News at the same time before he had a show we were contributors so I want you to know that in case you think that I'm biased probably because I Think he's generally a nice guy from what I've encountered and what I've heard.
00:15:12.000 Okay, so just to be clear I think we've gotten that out of the way.
00:15:15.000 There you go disclaimer in watching his statement I really understand what it is that he's trying to say.
00:15:15.000 It's covered.
00:15:24.000 He's limited from things that he can say.
00:15:26.000 He has a lawsuit.
00:15:28.000 So when that happens, your lawyers say, you cannot say anything.
00:15:31.000 So Tucker is right now in a position, we don't know everything.
00:15:34.000 What we do know is he would not be able to clear his name if that were the case.
00:15:40.000 If everything that you read out there is a lie, there's nothing he can say about it until it goes to the proper legal channels.
00:15:45.000 And, depending on how he left Fox News, whether they fired him or he left, he can't actually clarify that to you either because of the terms of employment.
00:15:54.000 Now, this is standard practice across the board.
00:15:56.000 Sometimes it's worse than others.
00:15:58.000 So, in watching Tucker Carlson's statement, let's just watch it, pause and play it, and kind of read between the lines.
00:16:05.000 I think there's a lot here.
00:16:07.000 Good evening, it's Tucker Carlson.
00:16:09.000 One of the first things you realize when you step outside the noise for a few days is how many genuinely nice people there are in this country.
00:16:16.000 Kind and decent people.
00:16:18.000 People who really care about what's true.
00:16:20.000 And a bunch of hilarious people, also.
00:16:23.000 A lot of those.
00:16:24.000 It's gotta be the majority of the population.
00:16:25.000 So pause real quickly.
00:16:27.000 Here's what he's saying there.
00:16:29.000 He's had to work amongst elites for a very long time in this industry.
00:16:33.000 What he's trying to say is they are disconnected from you.
00:16:36.000 This is why you've heard us say here, you watching, listening, you are what matters.
00:16:40.000 A lot of sponsors out there, a lot of networks out there, right?
00:16:43.000 You are a means to an end.
00:16:45.000 And there are a lot of hosts.
00:16:45.000 Dollars.
00:16:46.000 And by the way, a lot of producers, a lot of people who work at these companies who don't feel that way.
00:16:51.000 What he is saying there is that he cares and is grateful for you.
00:16:51.000 You are what matter.
00:16:55.000 And then kind of a passive way saying, not these.
00:16:58.000 So that's heartening.
00:17:02.000 The other thing you notice when you take a little time off is how unbelievably stupid most of the debates you see on television are.
00:17:10.000 They're completely irrelevant.
00:17:12.000 They mean nothing.
00:17:13.000 In five years we won't even remember that we had them.
00:17:16.000 Trust me, as someone who's participated.
00:17:18.000 Pause.
00:17:20.000 What do you think that means?
00:17:22.000 Hmm.
00:17:23.000 Do you think that suggests that Tucker liked doing the sort of clickbait debates?
00:17:28.000 No.
00:17:29.000 That means that sometimes when you work for a big company, there are orders that come from the top down.
00:17:33.000 And by the way... Ratings, ratings.
00:17:34.000 This is the same place, just to be clear, this is the same place, Fox News, when I was there, that said, absolutely not, change my mind, would never work.
00:17:41.000 Yeah, and it was before Fox Nation where I said they had Studio B. I said, well, let's just do it online and see what happens.
00:17:41.000 Really?
00:17:45.000 Like, no, no, no, it's got to be in a quadrant view.
00:17:48.000 It's got to be snappy.
00:17:49.000 You each have to have just a minute and get your points in.
00:17:52.000 I said, okay, well, look, this is what I would like to do.
00:17:55.000 It would never be permissible.
00:17:55.000 No way.
00:17:57.000 Not just at Fox News, but at other news outlets as well.
00:17:59.000 And by the way, a lot of online outlets as well.
00:18:02.000 That is him saying, I have done this, and it's silly.
00:18:06.000 It's useless.
00:18:07.000 It's almost a professional wrestler breaking kayfabe.
00:18:13.000 Is that to satisfy your demographic though?
00:18:16.000 Because there are certain demographic that watches Fox.
00:18:19.000 So if you grade against what they want to see, They have time constraints with sponsors, right?
00:18:24.000 They have time constraints, and so they don't want to have a conversation.
00:18:27.000 They want to have a beginning, middle, and end before every single spot that breaks to commercial, and that doesn't lend itself to long-form conversations.
00:18:34.000 There's a huge difference between having conversations, like Tucker said, with average everyday Americans, both right and left, and people who are paid to go on, score points, and then raise money for their non-profit.
00:18:45.000 It's a show!
00:18:46.000 Yeah, no, and his most effective part of his show is his monologue.
00:18:49.000 That was it.
00:18:49.000 After the monologue, I really didn't want to listen to anything else, because I'm like, I want to hear a long form, maybe five, ten minutes long of a comment or something that he's talking about, because the rest of it, I know, is going to be that format.
00:19:00.000 And by the way, his monologues really were different from a lot of it.
00:19:02.000 Look, whether you like him or not, he was taking risks with those, and that was where he had fifteen minutes unfettered.
00:19:07.000 I bet you that's what he really loved to do, because if you look at his response here, He never even alludes to being unsatisfied with that.
00:19:17.000 He's letting you know the things, this is just, again, my speculation, but having been through this industry and been through similar circumstances, he's letting you know the things that might have been outside of his control that he wasn't a huge fan of, in which he had to take part.
00:19:33.000 And in not mentioning the things that he was dissatisfied with, you can kind of glean, oh, I think this is what he's about and what he liked.
00:19:39.000 Let's continue.
00:19:40.000 At the same time, and this is the amazing thing, the undeniably big topics, the ones that will define our future, get virtually no discussion at all.
00:19:49.000 War, civil liberties, emerging science, demographic change, corporate power, natural resources.
00:19:57.000 Pause.
00:19:59.000 Come on, you know what that science he's talking about, COVID.
00:20:01.000 Of course, everyone in the media, we know we were suspended, right?
00:20:04.000 If we were suspended because we're independent at Fox News, there was pressure coming from the government to make sure that he did not discuss new sciences.
00:20:11.000 Civil liberties, that also would tie back to COVID.
00:20:12.000 When he talks about issues of our time, January 6th, we all know the kind of flack that he got and he thought it was important to correct that record.
00:20:19.000 I understand it.
00:20:20.000 I know the kind of heat that they probably were bringing down on him and God bless him for doing it anyway.
00:20:26.000 I can only tell you how many times when I was there for four and a half years, just as a contributor, being called into the second floor like, you can't talk about that.
00:20:34.000 Why?
00:20:34.000 Because it's just too much.
00:20:36.000 It's truth.
00:20:37.000 It's just too much.
00:20:38.000 It's too much truth.
00:20:38.000 People can't handle that.
00:20:40.000 So I think this is very illuminating.
00:20:41.000 And you guys can jump in where you want, but I think there are a couple more points here that, if you read between the lines, are pretty telling.
00:20:49.000 When's the last time you heard a legitimate debate about any of those issues?
00:20:53.000 It's been a long time.
00:20:55.000 Debates like that are not permitted in American media.
00:20:58.000 Both political parties and their donors have reached consensus on what benefits them, and they actively collude to shut down any conversation about it.
00:21:08.000 Suddenly, the United States looks very much like a one-party state.
00:21:12.000 That's a depressing way to put it.
00:21:14.000 It's very clear.
00:21:15.000 Both sides collude.
00:21:17.000 It's very similar to what you've heard me talk.
00:21:19.000 Look, let's say there's only two companies in town, and one is supposed to be black hat, one's supposed to be white hat.
00:21:24.000 And they both have a conversation and say, look, these are the issues that we have with Tucker, so if you want him, we're going to do this with him.
00:21:30.000 It's illegal in sports, by the way, to let another team know, or at least in certain sports, what you're offering them, what the contract is like, what the terms are on the way out.
00:21:38.000 This happens in our industry all the time.
00:21:40.000 Tucker just told you, he just reiterated something that we talked about in December.
00:21:46.000 There are people who are more powerful than you and they're very concerned if they think
00:21:50.000 that Tucker is more powerful than Fox News in and of itself, and that's something that
00:21:53.000 they have to eliminate as a threat.
00:21:55.000 He did not just say CNN.
00:21:56.000 CNN's not a threat.
00:21:57.000 Read between the lines.
00:21:58.000 CNN is not a threat.
00:21:59.000 MSNBC is not a threat.
00:22:02.000 He cannot say Fox News.
00:22:04.000 And I'm not saying this is right or wrong.
00:22:05.000 I'm telling you what it seems he's trying to say that I know he's precluded from saying.
00:22:09.000 He made sure to say both sides, powerful corporate entities, collude to eliminate these conversations.
00:22:16.000 That is very, very specific.
00:22:19.000 And that's not by accident.
00:22:20.000 Let's keep going.
00:22:21.000 ...realization, but it's not permanent.
00:22:24.000 Our current orthodoxies won't last.
00:22:27.000 They're brain dead.
00:22:28.000 Nobody actually believes them.
00:22:30.000 Hardly anyone's life is improved by them.
00:22:34.000 This moment is too inherently ridiculous to continue, and so it won't.
00:22:39.000 The people in charge know this.
00:22:40.000 That's why they're hysterical and aggressive.
00:22:42.000 They're afraid.
00:22:43.000 They've given up persuasion.
00:22:45.000 They're resorting to force.
00:22:47.000 But it won't work.
00:22:48.000 When honest people say what's true, calmly and without embarrassment, they become powerful.
00:22:55.000 Pause.
00:22:58.000 Without embarrassment.
00:23:01.000 Why would he say that?
00:23:02.000 He doesn't need to say that.
00:23:03.000 That'll bring us to the shakedown elements later.
00:23:05.000 This is something that's very common, right?
00:23:06.000 There's going to be discovery with this lawsuit, every single text he's ever sent, every single message that he's ever sent.
00:23:11.000 With no context.
00:23:12.000 With no context.
00:23:13.000 When you read a text, you have no, you can't tell if it's a joke, it sounds serious.
00:23:16.000 Exactly.
00:23:17.000 And they'll read into that, and they'll read it that way.
00:23:19.000 And this is what happens a lot with people in positions of a high profile, like Tucker Carlson.
00:23:24.000 Hey, I bet you don't want everyone to read every single joke or text you've ever said, even though I've never met you and you've never done anything wrong.
00:23:30.000 This is something that's going to go into public discovery.
00:23:33.000 He did not need to say that when honest people speak the truth calmly and without embarrassment, one of these things is not like the other.
00:23:43.000 He is letting you know.
00:23:44.000 And he could tell me that everything I'm saying is wrong and I'm doing him a gross disservice, in which case I apologize.
00:23:50.000 Trying to help out what I think is being said here, and we'll get into the lawsuit without embarrassment.
00:23:55.000 That's key, and hopefully Tucker Carlson understands, and you guys can comment below, that he, barring some kind of a crime, if there are some jokes out there, this is probably what's going to come down the pike, nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:24:07.000 Let's stop with the pearl clutching, acting like we all, in our own quiet time with friends, don't say things that, out of context, could be used against you.
00:24:14.000 Every single one of you, right now, right now, would you want the entire world The entire world will see everything you've sent in the last five years to anybody you've ever talked to.
00:24:25.000 That's what he's probably facing with these bogus lawsuits.
00:24:27.000 And they're bogus!
00:24:28.000 My entire life on this show has lived out of context with the soundboard.
00:24:31.000 That's true!
00:24:34.000 So case in point!
00:24:35.000 But no, I want to go back to a word that he said, and I was going to make this point a second ago, but he actually highlighted it when he said these orthodoxies can't last, so they won't.
00:24:44.000 As somebody who, in Tucker's case, has worked at MSNBC, at CNN, and now at Fox News, I think he's referring to them.
00:24:52.000 He's referring to the legacy media.
00:24:53.000 Yes, these legacy media outlets can't last.
00:24:56.000 Look at the shake-up that you're seeing at CNN, the shake-up to some degree at MSNBC, now the shake-up at Fox.
00:25:03.000 This is the death throes of an industry right now, is what you're saying.
00:25:07.000 And he's referring to it and saying, they're on the way out.
00:25:10.000 And he's one of the only people who is not on the way out.
00:25:12.000 Yeah.
00:25:12.000 And that should tell you something.
00:25:13.000 Look, you don't get rid of your star player when they are at their peak.
00:25:18.000 There's something going on here, and, you know, I understand Tucker probably looking out for the best interests of his family, of covering himself legally as their ongoing suits.
00:25:27.000 Has to be very, very careful, but that's a good point, Joe.
00:25:29.000 Let's keep watching.
00:25:31.000 In time, the liars who've been trying to silence them shrink, and they become weaker.
00:25:36.000 That's the iron law of the universe.
00:25:38.000 True things prevail.
00:25:41.000 Where can you still find Americans saying true things?
00:25:44.000 There aren't many places left, but there are some, and that's enough.
00:25:48.000 As long as you can hear the words, there is hope.
00:25:51.000 See you soon.
00:25:52.000 There you go.
00:25:53.000 There are some and that's enough.
00:25:54.000 He's alluding to.
00:25:55.000 Now I really, really hope that Tucker has a very good lawyer and is very careful because
00:25:59.000 sometimes you see people who go from legacy media online and they assume that online means
00:26:02.000 free the wild west.
00:26:04.000 It does not.
00:26:05.000 And by the way, that's on absolutely both sides.
00:26:07.000 So there are some places where you can speak freely.
00:26:09.000 Rumble is one of them.
00:26:10.000 It's not the only one, but it certainly is one of them and the one making the most amount of progress.
00:26:13.000 So it seems to me like Tucker is saying, I need to get to a point where I am free to speak what I actually believe.
00:26:18.000 And just to be clear here, I want to, in defense of him, because you'll see this a lot, and I have had the luxury of not having anyone dictate what I say.
00:26:27.000 That is a luxury for which I am supremely grateful.
00:26:29.000 Many have tried.
00:26:31.000 Yeah.
00:26:32.000 You know what?
00:26:32.000 I will say the things that I'm most grateful for in my life is that I get to come to work with you, Johnny Boy, my best friends for the better part of, well, Johnny Boy three decades, but two decades, and that, win, lose, or draw, I get to say what it is that I mean.
00:26:46.000 I also see people maybe saying, well then why did Tucker do this if he didn't believe this, which we don't know what's been said.
00:26:51.000 Again, there's a lot of speculation.
00:26:53.000 It does not mean that someone is controlled opposition if they speak the truth, but they are for, they're not allowed, they're barred from speaking the whole truth they want to communicate.
00:27:02.000 I'm willing to bet that that is a situation with Tucker.
00:27:06.000 I do not believe that Tucker Carlson has ever said anything that he does not believe.
00:27:09.000 I don't think that he would do that.
00:27:11.000 But I do believe that there were instances where he was not allowed to communicate the entirety of the truth that he wanted to convey.
00:27:17.000 That's very different.
00:27:18.000 That's what happens a lot is, well, look, look, we're not going to tell you what to say, but if you say this, you know, you might just, uh...
00:27:24.000 It's worse when you're a contributor, which she was for a long time.
00:27:27.000 If you say it this way, then you might just not get your regular Wednesday spot.
00:27:32.000 That's what happens.
00:27:33.000 It's the things that you're not permitted to say.
00:27:35.000 But information is becoming decorporatized.
00:27:38.000 The marketplace wants you to not be beholden to a corporation.
00:27:43.000 What would have made that video even more powerful is if that, a paper mache hat, and if Don Lemon had walked by in just an apron.
00:27:52.000 Nothing but, and just said, Amen.
00:27:54.000 Or, you know what I mean?
00:27:56.000 Or, tell him, honey.
00:27:57.000 That would have been cool, too.
00:27:58.000 And we would have been like, Tucker and Sassy.
00:28:01.000 Do you want fish or pasta?
00:28:02.000 You were going to say, what would actually make that video?
00:28:05.000 Just Don Lemon walking by with nothing but an apron.
00:28:07.000 I was about to say, he's describing a fantasy.
00:28:09.000 Or in the g-string that that woman was wearing.
00:28:12.000 It doesn't matter.
00:28:13.000 The point is... Well, you'd have to have Don Lemon and one other person.
00:28:15.000 Look, the point is that I didn't really read into it that way, but I do think that the marketplace is creating space for objective news and information, and he's going to do it.
00:28:28.000 He should team up with Don Lemon, and they should have a point-counterpoint.
00:28:32.000 It'd be kind of interesting.
00:28:33.000 I bet you Don Lemon is a lot more conservative than you think.
00:28:36.000 What do you think?
00:28:39.000 No.
00:28:39.000 He used to be.
00:28:39.000 They used to ask me.
00:28:40.000 I couldn't because I was on Fox.
00:28:42.000 He had to toe that line, too.
00:28:44.000 You're going to start seeing a lot of people like that who are like, I'm actually a lot more in the middle.
00:28:47.000 No, I think you're just going to be seeing him starring in the off-Broadway version of Birdcage.
00:28:47.000 Yeah.
00:28:51.000 That's what I think.
00:28:52.000 Very, very quickly.
00:28:53.000 Yes!
00:28:54.000 Well, look, we do have some breaking news.
00:28:56.000 We mentioned him a minute ago when we talked about large white women and people.
00:29:00.000 And I said, yeah, I've watched Jerry Springer.
00:29:02.000 Well, he's dead.
00:29:04.000 Oh no!
00:29:04.000 Jerry Springer, dead.
00:29:06.000 79 years old.
00:29:07.000 He was also, was he mayor of Cincinnati?
00:29:09.000 Yes.
00:29:09.000 Yeah, I mentioned him and 30 seconds later, he's dead.
00:29:12.000 I'm sorry.
00:29:13.000 I mean, I'm not a Jerry Springer fan, but I mean, I didn't watch his show is what I mean.
00:29:17.000 I don't really know a whole lot about him personally, but that's sad.
00:29:19.000 79 is kind of young.
00:29:21.000 Well, wait, what?
00:29:23.000 79 is pretty, I mean... Well, you're 6'5", so you'd be lucky to make it that far.
00:29:27.000 Great Danes don't live very long.
00:29:30.000 Also, the lady in that first clip.
00:29:32.000 You don't see a lot of 80-year-old thems.
00:29:33.000 No.
00:29:35.000 She was cozy.
00:29:37.000 Like, that'd be fun to sleep next to her on.
00:29:39.000 Okay, but we can move on from there.
00:29:40.000 We can move on from the disgusting.
00:29:41.000 I'm just saying.
00:29:42.000 We can move on from the middle stage, from the middle act of Slither, which is what we just witnessed.
00:29:47.000 Something's wrong with me!
00:29:49.000 I can't.
00:29:51.000 I gotta leave.
00:29:52.000 After the show.
00:29:53.000 Yes, after the show.
00:29:55.000 But that's it with Tucker, and you know what, hey look, we always offer, uh, extend a hand if Tucker wants to tell a story, whatever it is that he can tell, and of course he doesn't owe anyone anything.
00:30:03.000 Everyone is, we always try and balance, people are reaching out for a scoop.
00:30:06.000 Right.
00:30:06.000 So, look, if you need someone to be a helping hand, uh, or help navigate what's going on, we're here, and if not, I understand, Tucker's gotta do what he's gotta do, and I'd love to see you comment below if you, what you think, before we get into some new information.
00:30:20.000 This might end up being the whole show, we have so much, uh, that we've discussed.
00:30:22.000 I know, this is a lot.
00:30:23.000 Does he get bigger from this?
00:30:25.000 Well, I mean, you know, you tend to stress eat.
00:30:27.000 No.
00:30:28.000 Well, that's not what I mean!
00:30:30.000 Why does everything have to be physical?
00:30:32.000 You've got food on the brain.
00:30:33.000 I do.
00:30:33.000 No, you made a really good point about this.
00:30:36.000 When you transitioned, like, um... Ah, jeez, I'm forgetting his name.
00:30:39.000 But anyway, the former Fox guy, who was really, really big, went there right before Bill O'Reilly.
00:30:43.000 Bill O'Reilly, thank you.
00:30:44.000 I can't believe it.
00:30:45.000 Well do it live!
00:30:46.000 Fuck it!
00:30:46.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:30:47.000 When a guy like that goes on to stream, it's not like filling a spot on a network.
00:30:52.000 Right, now the big difference is Bill O'Reilly did it.
00:30:55.000 When he got in trouble for all the hype.
00:30:55.000 Right.
00:30:57.000 No, that's true.
00:30:58.000 Yes, very different.
00:31:00.000 But Bill O'Reilly did just think that he could go online and do a podcast, and of course nobody, and I don't say, I don't revel in this.
00:31:06.000 Look, when you don't have other people marketing you, when you don't have other people telling you what it is that you need to listen to and having a built-in base, right?
00:31:12.000 Fox has a basement, and then Tucker did a lot better than the base level and the other hosts.
00:31:16.000 But so did Bill O'Reilly, and then people realized when he has to write his own content, it wasn't interesting enough in a sea of far greater competition.
00:31:24.000 I think Tucker would do a lot better than Bill O'Reilly.
00:31:26.000 I think he would get neutered if he goes to the wrong place.
00:31:29.000 I think right now is pivotal.
00:31:30.000 If he goes to the wrong place, if he does not stage... He has his own studio at his place, right?
00:31:34.000 He might have to change it a little bit because Fox might say that they technically own some imagery or something like that.
00:31:39.000 He has his own place.
00:31:41.000 He has the money to float this for a while like we did for a while to ensure that he creates the kind of show that he wants to.
00:31:46.000 There are people like Rumble.
00:31:47.000 There are other people, but Rumble is the most capable right now that could help him do his own thing.
00:31:52.000 This is pivotal.
00:31:53.000 I know he's having meetings with people.
00:31:56.000 Tucker, just take your time and don't do anything that would lock you down from, that would have anything even remotely close to the shackles that you've just, uh, you've just sort of, uh, escaped.
00:32:08.000 That's, that's what I would say.
00:32:09.000 Yeah, and he's got to make a big splash coming out of doing something different.
00:32:12.000 He can't just talk to the camera and expect every single person to follow him.
00:32:15.000 Like you said, in this environment, there's too many options.
00:32:18.000 He's got his writer, he's got his head writer with him.
00:32:21.000 Yeah, well, no, that's helpful, but it's not Fox at 7, right?
00:32:25.000 That time slot carries weight with it, like Stephen said, the basement.
00:32:27.000 Older people, too.
00:32:29.000 If he has his head writer, hey Tucker, can I borrow him?
00:32:33.000 What?
00:32:35.000 How dare you?
00:32:36.000 How dare you?
00:32:37.000 No, we have brilliant researchers who help with this a lot.
00:32:40.000 We just had Brian Callen's comedy that is...
00:32:43.000 What?
00:32:44.000 Hey, that's not nice.
00:32:45.000 Guys, it's the morning.
00:32:46.000 I'm just warming up in my lilac... Nobody say anything about my lilac sweatshirt.
00:32:50.000 I love you, Brian.
00:32:51.000 That is not lilac.
00:32:52.000 I love you!
00:32:53.000 What are you, colored?
00:32:53.000 By the way, Gerald's colorblind.
00:32:55.000 He wouldn't know.
00:32:55.000 I know.
00:32:56.000 Oh, you are?
00:32:56.000 Yeah, he's colorblind.
00:32:57.000 This kind of calms the masculine edge.
00:32:59.000 There you go.
00:32:59.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:33:00.000 It was too much.
00:33:01.000 Now I'm like, oh, he's just like me.
00:33:03.000 Otherwise, I'm too dangerous.
00:33:04.000 My jawline cuts too much of an image.
00:33:04.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:33:07.000 All right, so here's the other info on Tucker.
00:33:08.000 I don't know if you've been following this, Brian.
00:33:09.000 Yes.
00:33:11.000 This is from the New York Times.
00:33:12.000 They suggested that Tucker's firing had to do with a lawsuit by his booking producer, Abby Grossberg.
00:33:18.000 Okay, so let me read you a quote from the New York Times, and then let me give you some context.
00:33:22.000 Ms.
00:33:22.000 Grossberg said in the lawsuit naming Mr. Carlson that male producers regularly use vulgarities to describe women and frequently made anti-Semitic jokes.
00:33:33.000 Grossberg addressed the lawsuit and then, okay, First off, here's the thing.
00:33:37.000 You're going to see this clip, okay?
00:33:38.000 And you're going to read this on New York Times.
00:33:41.000 Let me be clear.
00:33:42.000 Grosberg's lawyer admitted that Grosberg never met Tucker, okay?
00:33:45.000 What?
00:33:46.000 Never met Tucker!
00:33:47.000 So, think about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, right?
00:33:50.000 That guy even lost in the UK until we found out that she broke his finger with a bottle and took a shit on the bed multiple times and blamed a human-sized shit On a Pomeranian, Yorkshire Terrier, I don't care, you can fact check me on that.
00:34:03.000 But my point here is, this woman never met Tucker according to her lawyer.
00:34:09.000 Keep that in mind while you watch this clip on MSNBC, okay?
00:34:09.000 What?
00:34:13.000 There were feelings at first, like, yes!
00:34:16.000 And then also the reality that you don't want anything bad to happen to anybody, but at the same time, Tucker and his executive producer, Justin Wells, who was also fired, really were responsible for breaking me and making my life a living hell.
00:34:33.000 So there is a feeling of justice, but it's only partial.
00:34:36.000 Okay, so you never met him, and he's responsible for breaking you.
00:34:39.000 First off, let me let you in on a little secret.
00:34:41.000 If vulgarities, and by the way, if Tucker had called, like, a black intern the N-word, it would say that, just to be clear.
00:34:48.000 He probably called someone a pussy, right?
00:34:51.000 Clarence Thomas made a joke about a pubic hair on a Diet Coke can, and that made me like him more!
00:34:56.000 I wanna party with Thomas!
00:34:58.000 She got mad because they had pictures of Nancy Pelosi in a bikini everywhere.
00:35:03.000 Oh no!
00:35:05.000 And someone threw some holy water on her and she's like... You're breaking me!
00:35:13.000 She's got that... looks like she dresses like an Amish woman.
00:35:17.000 She looks like Orphan.
00:35:17.000 With those eyes.
00:35:18.000 She's a booking producer.
00:35:20.000 She's got great white shark eyes.
00:35:21.000 She's not writing content and working intimately with Tucker Carlson and having to work through how to write in somebody else.
00:35:27.000 She's saying, do you want to be on our show?
00:35:29.000 Yeah, by the way... Is that what she does?
00:35:31.000 Don't do anything intimately with her with anything you want back.
00:35:35.000 I know, but I find her strangely attractive.
00:35:36.000 You're disgusting.
00:35:37.000 I just want to have arguments with her.
00:35:38.000 Hold on, guys.
00:35:39.000 This is important.
00:35:39.000 This is a shakedown.
00:35:40.000 No, no, it's okay, but this is a shakedown.
00:35:42.000 And Brian, you've been through this, right?
00:35:44.000 Something similar, I hope.
00:35:46.000 And you tell me.
00:35:46.000 I don't mean to be out of line, but this is something we talked about.
00:35:48.000 You came on our show.
00:35:49.000 Remember that conversation, right, Brian?
00:35:51.000 You're going to come on the show and you're going to tell me exactly what you told me off air.
00:35:53.000 It's because you're telling me the truth.
00:35:55.000 That's right.
00:35:55.000 And that's how you have to get out in front of these, because right now, you have The Daily Show, you have Kimmel, you have Seth Meyers, they're all talking about, and this is the threat, right?
00:36:05.000 This is the threat, the public threat of, oh, I know something about Tucker you don't know.
00:36:11.000 He may be called a booking producer, he never met a pussy, the one who's stuck in a vase next to holy water and sacraments.
00:36:18.000 All of these late night hosts have a secret dossier, or they're alluding to it, full of dirt, that they may have procured from Fox News on Tucker.
00:36:25.000 Here you go.
00:36:26.000 Fox News executives reportedly have a dossier of dirt on him.
00:36:32.000 Yeah, to keep him from attacking the network.
00:36:36.000 Fox News reportedly has a dossier of alleged dirt, aka an oppo file, on Tucker Carlson amid
00:36:42.000 their messy separation from the recently ousted host, as speculation runs rampant about what
00:36:47.000 exactly led to Carlson's abrupt exit.
00:36:49.000 Meanwhile, Fox itself is basically acting like Carlson.
00:36:52.000 Rolling Stone and a number of other sources say Fox News has been keeping a file of dirt
00:36:57.000 on Tucker and they're prepared to release it in the event he goes after the network.
00:37:02.000 This is apparently something they do over there.
00:37:04.000 They collect compromising information about their employees in case they need to use it.
00:37:09.000 But what could they have on Tucker Carlson?
00:37:11.000 That would embarrass him.
00:37:12.000 Did he once try to buy a fuel efficient car?
00:37:14.000 I mean, does he have a collection of paintings that weren't by Hitler?
00:37:19.000 I don't know.
00:37:20.000 Now here's the thing, right, he's, look, he's in there, okay, that's a funny bit, but what they're doing right now, and notice this, they say this preemptively to prevent him from attacking the network.
00:37:29.000 Let me ask you this, question, anyone out there see Tucker Carlson attack a network?
00:37:33.000 So what's going to happen is, they've now attacked him.
00:37:33.000 No.
00:37:36.000 And then if Tucker Carlson defends himself, they'll say, he attacked us, and try and nail him for defamation.
00:37:41.000 That right there, that you just saw, that was the opening salvo.
00:37:44.000 And here's the important part.
00:37:46.000 There could be zero truth to this.
00:37:48.000 And when you search this for years to come, this is what you will find.
00:37:52.000 This is what they want to threaten.
00:37:54.000 In case you've forgotten, they did the same thing with President Trump, claiming, and then it disappeared, that he had repeatedly said the N-word on the set of The Apprentice, and the clip was incoming.
00:38:05.000 But all the talk has been about the one tape that we haven't heard.
00:38:10.000 Tonight, as we come on the air, the explosive allegations.
00:38:13.000 Omarosa, she's now claiming she's heard a recording of the president using the n-word.
00:38:19.000 Magician Penn Jillette says he knows for a fact there are tapes of President Trump saying racist remarks.
00:38:24.000 He says he knows such recordings exist because he was in the room when at least one incident happened.
00:38:29.000 If you stand at the podium and guarantee the American people they'll never hear Donald Trump utter the N-word on a recording in any context?
00:38:37.000 I can't guarantee anything, but I can tell you that the president addressed this question directly.
00:38:44.000 I can tell you that I've never heard it.
00:38:46.000 You can't guarantee it?
00:38:49.000 It was a bad mistake.
00:38:50.000 How about we guarantee you first, Trevor Noah?
00:38:52.000 Isn't that wonderful?
00:38:53.000 Hey, by the way, if that existed, you think you'd know about it?
00:38:56.000 Yeah.
00:38:57.000 That was a media frenzy forever.
00:38:58.000 We're doing the same thing right now with Tucker Carlson.
00:39:01.000 Could Tucker Carlson guarantee you that there is nothing in his private communications that you might find offensive at some point in time?
00:39:07.000 I can't guarantee you that about the first 15 minutes of this show!
00:39:10.000 That's right.
00:39:12.000 What astonishes me is the lateral cooperation.
00:39:15.000 Yes.
00:39:15.000 The coordinated cooperation.
00:39:17.000 It's unbelievable.
00:39:18.000 Oh, it gets worse.
00:39:19.000 It gets worse because you have Fox News, right?
00:39:19.000 Wow.
00:39:21.000 Hey, Fox News.
00:39:22.000 Oh, you thought Fox News was your ally?
00:39:25.000 What?
00:39:26.000 You thought, uh... You thought Bill Devine was your friend?
00:39:29.000 So, I have a... Well, can I, can I, because this, Fox News and ABC, or sorry, Seth Meyers, I don't know the networks.
00:39:37.000 They all suck, okay?
00:39:39.000 They're getting this from Fox News.
00:39:41.000 Alright, so now you have the entertainment industry.
00:39:42.000 But you've heard me use the term the entertainment media big tech industrial complex.
00:39:47.000 That's by design, because guess who else is happy about it?
00:39:51.000 Senior DOD officials at the Pentagon.
00:39:54.000 This is what they said.
00:39:55.000 According to Politico, we're a better country without him bagging on our military every night in front of hundreds of thousands of people.
00:40:03.000 Good riddance.
00:40:04.000 But no, look, I'm sure the deep state had nothing to do with any of this at all.
00:40:13.000 What the hell?
00:40:14.000 I don't... I mean, I guess.
00:40:16.000 It's the Deep State.
00:40:18.000 But here's the thing.
00:40:19.000 Think about the Pentagon, right?
00:40:21.000 He talked about federal agents, which we now know, right?
00:40:23.000 Well, we now know this.
00:40:24.000 We now know federal agents.
00:40:25.000 There might have been, of course, even military members.
00:40:27.000 January 6th, he shined a light on it.
00:40:29.000 They don't like that.
00:40:30.000 Fox News says, ooh, you know what?
00:40:32.000 We understand.
00:40:32.000 Hey, please, please, please, please kill us less.
00:40:35.000 Figuratively, And then they leak info to ABC, NBC, CBS, Comedy Central.
00:40:39.000 They're thinking that the cumulative effect of all these people who are nowhere near as popular as Tucker Carlson, if they all gun for him at once, that they can cut this off at the pass and set a narrative.
00:40:49.000 And it is ugly, and I hope you're aware of it as it's happening.
00:40:52.000 The Pentagon, by the way, they're probably happy that Tucker is gone, not just January 6th, but they're probably happy that he's gone because he would regularly call out directly, which should be the job of the media, by the way, their woke recruiting practices.
00:41:05.000 Pregnant women are going to fight our wars.
00:41:07.000 It's a mockery of the U.S.
00:41:09.000 military.
00:41:10.000 While China's military becomes more masculine as it's assembled the world's largest navy, our military needs to become, as Joe Biden says, more feminine.
00:41:18.000 Whatever feminine means anymore, since men and women no longer exist.
00:41:22.000 Yeah, because there's nothing more feminine than Rachel Levine either.
00:41:26.000 The point is, none of this makes any sense at this point.
00:41:29.000 You can't follow it.
00:41:29.000 You missed that overlay there.
00:41:30.000 It's a moving target all the time.
00:41:32.000 There you go!
00:41:32.000 Oh, I thought it was going to be a picture of the Mitch McConnell look-alike.
00:41:35.000 I have two things.
00:41:36.000 One, I think we scooped CNN by about ten minutes again.
00:41:38.000 Fantastic job researchers on the Jerry Springsteen thing.
00:41:40.000 They finally got to it, right?
00:41:42.000 That was something that was on the air.
00:41:43.000 They're too busy taking calls from Fox News and the Pentagon.
00:41:47.000 Look, I understand if you have a guy who's going rogue and not doing his job, and you're kind of bookmarking things for the future, but that doesn't seem like what Fox News is doing.
00:41:56.000 It seems like Fox is like, hey, we're going to fire this guy, and we just want to make up as much stuff as possible out of context, so let's just gather some dirt, quote-unquote, on this guy to make sure that he never speaks out against us again.
00:42:07.000 That's what it sounds like right now.
00:42:08.000 Here's why.
00:42:09.000 Maybe that's not right.
00:42:09.000 If these were infractions.
00:42:10.000 Maybe that's not true.
00:42:11.000 Let's say if Tucker Carlson didn't show up to work, and they wrote that, that's an infraction, right?
00:42:14.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:42:15.000 Carlson was coming in drunk.
00:42:17.000 That's an infraction.
00:42:17.000 And I wouldn't care if they wrote that down and at some point the talker lied about them and they said, look, this is what we had to do.
00:42:21.000 Right, but my point is this is how you read between the lines.
00:42:23.000 If he came in and he was drunk, okay, they would say that's a problem.
00:42:25.000 If he came in and he didn't do his work, okay, they would say that's a problem.
00:42:27.000 If he came in and he lied deliberately and he didn't run up by them and they knew that it was a false story but he wanted it, that would be an infraction.
00:42:33.000 They would say that.
00:42:34.000 They wouldn't say vulgar terms that he may have used, pejoratives.
00:42:38.000 That's not what's happening.
00:42:40.000 No one has a problem with actual workplace misdeeds.
00:42:45.000 They're not even claiming that.
00:42:46.000 No, and look, it's not lost on us, too, that these late-night hosts have no love for Fox and would love to do everything that they can to take down both Tucker Carlson and Fox News at the same time, and so I'm not trying to carry water for them, but the fact that they would have a dirt file on Tucker Carlson scares me, unless it's just like you said, well, these are just infractions.
00:43:04.000 Yeah.
00:43:04.000 That's different.
00:43:05.000 They probably would have said that.
00:43:07.000 Because you have access to my computers and stuff.
00:43:09.000 Don't read the file labeled, uh, Gerald's Dirt.
00:43:15.000 I just... I have to.
00:43:17.000 I understand.
00:43:17.000 Yes, you do.
00:43:18.000 We have to keep him in line!
00:43:20.000 I deleted it.
00:43:20.000 But you see what's going on right now, right?
00:43:22.000 I mean, this is... You know, you like to think, because you're obviously more out of the closet, more recently as a conservative.
00:43:27.000 I mean, you've always been more conservative, right?
00:43:28.000 But you're more aggressive, is that a fair way to... Yes.
00:43:30.000 Okay.
00:43:30.000 They push me over.
00:43:31.000 Yes, I don't want to misrepresent you, but you know this happens in Hollywood.
00:43:35.000 Yeah.
00:43:36.000 But I think a part of you likes to think that it didn't happen on this side, and I think maybe you're getting a little bit of a rude awakening.
00:43:41.000 Unfortunately, this is very common on this side.
00:43:43.000 Well, what I worry about is the money, the big money, somehow seems to be aligning.
00:43:50.000 There is lateral cooperation.
00:43:52.000 Government and big tech and corporate corporations.
00:43:56.000 I don't know why it's going on.
00:43:57.000 As opposed to non-corporate corporations?
00:43:59.000 Well, yes.
00:43:59.000 Corporate corporations.
00:44:01.000 You're usually so articulate.
00:44:02.000 Corporate corporations.
00:44:04.000 Corporate corporations with corporate interests.
00:44:06.000 That's what I meant.
00:44:07.000 Yes.
00:44:08.000 Gerald?
00:44:09.000 Corporates.
00:44:10.000 Many of them are incorporated.
00:44:12.000 Incorporated.
00:44:14.000 Some are LLCs or past their entities, but the point remains.
00:44:16.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:44:20.000 But this has been the thing in Hollywood forever.
00:44:22.000 Yeah, but it happens on our side.
00:44:23.000 If you want to work on a movie set or a TV set, you don't bring your politics if you're conservative.
00:44:28.000 Right.
00:44:28.000 You won't work again.
00:44:29.000 But here's the thing, in the conservative sphere, you don't bring the wrong conservative politics.
00:44:33.000 That's correct.
00:44:34.000 That's the issue, right?
00:44:35.000 Well, you come in and there are certain things that are permissible, and here's the thing.
00:44:35.000 That's correct.
00:44:37.000 Look, let me give you an example.
00:44:39.000 Do you know how much on which I disagree with Alex Jones?
00:44:42.000 Yeah.
00:44:42.000 For crying out loud?
00:44:43.000 Yeah.
00:44:44.000 The guy's a blast to have in!
00:44:45.000 We can sit here and talk together.
00:44:46.000 I would never... Now, if you ask me, do you agree with him on... Insert whatever it is here that I... No!
00:44:51.000 But he's a sweet... And he's right about a lot of things.
00:44:53.000 Brian and I disagree on things.
00:44:55.000 Gerald and I... At no point are you saying... Oh, you can't... You can't say that because Alex, of course, you're advocating for a crime, which you do all the time.
00:45:00.000 But again, don't check out the Dirk file on my computer.
00:45:03.000 You don't advocate them so much as commit them.
00:45:05.000 Slavery was okay.
00:45:06.000 No, you know... What the heck?
00:45:08.000 That's where I... Baby kicking and slavery are the two things that I... Well, see, this is out of context.
00:45:13.000 Yeah.
00:45:13.000 Alright.
00:45:14.000 No one cares, Gerald.
00:45:16.000 I'm not sure what the context would be that makes that okay, but hey.
00:45:20.000 If you're bad in the office, Gerald just grabs you in his arms and squeezes until you say, uncle.
00:45:24.000 Yes.
00:45:25.000 Yes.
00:45:26.000 If you've been naughty.
00:45:27.000 Do you have an idea of the Mexican standoff that would take place if it was you, me, Gerald, all of you guys, by the way, you're not getting out of here unscathed if anyone saw you in run through, uh, Nick DiPaolo and said, Hey, we're gonna, we're gonna release your, uh, your jokes that you wrote that didn't make air or text.
00:45:44.000 My texts right now!
00:45:46.000 It's mutually assured destruction, you know?
00:45:48.000 I know, and everyone likes to act like they're above it.
00:45:49.000 Well, I have nothing to hide!
00:45:51.000 Bullshit!
00:45:52.000 It doesn't mean that you're committing a crime.
00:45:54.000 It doesn't mean that, you know, no one's... They would already tell you.
00:45:56.000 If he was cheating on his wife, if he was out there banging broads and snorting blow, you would know about it.
00:46:02.000 For crying out loud, they said that Donald Trump yelled the n-word repeatedly on camera and they never provided evidence.
00:46:07.000 If it existed, You wouldn't know.
00:46:09.000 Instead, we have to deal with someone who says that Tucker Carlson said mean things even though she's never met him, and Fox News understands that Tucker is more powerful than their network in a lot of ways.
00:46:21.000 People don't want to follow corporations.
00:46:23.000 People want to support people.
00:46:24.000 And you know what?
00:46:25.000 Tucker Carlson, love him or hate him, does need your support if you support the idea of being free and enough of these shakedowns.
00:46:32.000 Yeah, so just a quick stat.
00:46:34.000 It's not going so well for that time slot.
00:46:36.000 I guess we're finding out what the basement is because Kilmeade guest hosted for Tucker Carlson and had a 47% drop in viewership.
00:46:44.000 He's getting better.
00:46:47.000 Look, I understand.
00:46:48.000 It's tough to fill.
00:46:49.000 It's tough to do that.
00:46:50.000 But $1.7 million instead.
00:46:52.000 But I want to go back to a point.
00:46:53.000 If that existed, you would have heard about it.
00:46:55.000 That guy right there knew how to play it, right?
00:46:58.000 If there's a tape, what was it?
00:46:59.000 He offered $100,000.
00:46:59.000 Andrew Breitbart.
00:47:00.000 $100,000 to the United Negro College Fund.
00:47:03.000 Andrew Breitbart.
00:47:04.000 Andrew Breitbart.
00:47:05.000 $100,000 to the United Negro College Fund.
00:47:08.000 If they could...
00:47:09.000 And I didn't even use the Negro...
00:47:10.000 That's the name of the fund, dumbass.
00:47:12.000 So people said that he used the N-word, I believe.
00:47:16.000 They accused him of racism.
00:47:17.000 He said, anyone who has any proof or evidence, provide the tape.
00:47:21.000 No, no, it wasn't him.
00:47:22.000 It was Congressman Clyburn and they were walking up to Congress, right?
00:47:25.000 Remember, they were walking up to the steps and they claimed that people were shouting, the Tea Partiers were screaming the n-word at them.
00:47:32.000 And the thing is, we had many, this was kind of at the advent of iPhones, I believe it was 2009 or sort of when they became ubiquitous.
00:47:38.000 There was so much footage from all these different angles, it's almost like how we were promised DVDs would be.
00:47:43.000 Remember when they used to tell you, with a DVD you'll be able to have 360, and then we just got like, oh it's just a slightly clearer cassette tape.
00:47:48.000 So, they said, they yelled the N-word and were spitting on us.
00:47:48.000 The point remains.
00:47:54.000 And Andrew Breitbart had so much footage, he said $100,000 to the United Negro College Fund for anyone who provides proof of that happening.
00:48:03.000 Because that was used as a catalyst, what they're doing right now, Tucker Carlson, to label the entire Tea Party movement as racist.
00:48:11.000 And every one of the media ran with, they were yelling the n-word according to, right?
00:48:15.000 They just ran with it.
00:48:16.000 Yeah, you know what else they ran with?
00:48:17.000 You have to, unfortunately at some point, you have to make it so clear that it's undeniable.
00:48:24.000 Anthony Weiner!
00:48:25.000 We all know now that it's true.
00:48:26.000 The only reason you know that, you don't remember this, they were saying that Andrew Breitbart hacked, had someone hack Anthony Weiner, and that images were fabricated.
00:48:35.000 And he was planning on coming out and saying this is all false, and they were talking about, Alec Baldwin said, this has a whiff of Breitbart, to try and make it seem illegitimate until Andrew Breitbart, that man, the man, by the way, who is the reason that I am sitting here today, for God's sakes.
00:48:50.000 He took a set that I did at the Improv in 2011 and put it on his website and said, you know what?
00:48:56.000 You might want to try this.
00:48:57.000 You might want to try letting your freak flag fly.
00:49:00.000 He spoke with me for 45 minutes.
00:49:01.000 He took control of Anthony Wiener's podium.
00:49:04.000 I believe it was at the Omni Hotel when he was about to go out and say, Andrew Breitbart's a liar.
00:49:08.000 I did nothing wrong until Andrew said, I have the pictures and for the sake of the family, I didn't want to release them.
00:49:15.000 They got leaked eventually, but before that, Andrew was playing by rules to try and do the decent thing and instead, Wiener
00:49:21.000 came out and on the fly had to apologize and resign.
00:49:25.000 People will tell you, they were screaming through the hallway, Anthony Wiener's about
00:49:28.000 to go to the podium, Andrew Breitbart goes instead and you heard, Andrew Breitbart's
00:49:32.000 in the building!
00:49:33.000 Like a fucking specter that came through and everyone went, oh no.
00:49:38.000 We've been messing with this guy for a long time and he has the receipts and you hope
00:49:43.000 and you pray it doesn't come to that, but we just talked about, I don't even, James
00:49:46.000 O'Keefe, who were the other people we were discussing earlier this week?
00:49:49.000 Dan Bongino was one of them.
00:49:50.000 He left but Matt Walsh got hacked, which is absolutely horrible.
00:49:54.000 This is not happenstance.
00:49:56.000 Now with Tucker, I just, you know, I pray for the guy and hey, maybe there's some damning
00:50:01.000 I don't think so.
00:50:02.000 I don't buy it.
00:50:03.000 You can come back and tell me I'm wrong if that's what it comes down to.
00:50:05.000 What bums me out is that we live in a time when if you take control of the narrative first, and you have a catchy narrative, you win the day.
00:50:14.000 At least in the short term.
00:50:16.000 You'll win the battle.
00:50:16.000 But I think the war is one which is sticking to the truth.
00:50:19.000 Yeah, but with a guy like that, I mean, they used to say you never pick a fight with a guy who buys ink by the barrel.
00:50:24.000 Meaning, like, if somebody has a platform, like a newspaper, that's where the comment came from, you don't pick a fight with them if you're not right.
00:50:32.000 He has a platform still.
00:50:33.000 He's still Tucker Carlson.
00:50:35.000 He still has a lot of followers, obviously.
00:50:36.000 Are you saying they shouldn't pick a fight with him?
00:50:38.000 Fox should not pick a fight with him.
00:50:38.000 Exactly.
00:50:40.000 Yeah, I disagree.
00:50:41.000 I'm not saying they shouldn't.
00:50:42.000 It's morally reprehensible, but they have a leg up.
00:50:44.000 Why do you think these guys want to make sure that YouTube, that Facebook are controlled?
00:50:49.000 Why do you think Fox spends so much on advertising?
00:50:51.000 Let me tell you, when I was at Fox News, I would upload clips from my own interviews on Fox.
00:50:55.000 I had two segments that I would do every week, and then I would appear intermittently.
00:50:58.000 And I would upload them to YouTube because, you know, I think I might have had 100,000 subscribers back then.
00:51:03.000 The Fox lawyers would get them removed from YouTube because they said it was a fad.
00:51:06.000 You didn't want it there.
00:51:07.000 Then they said, ooh, we can get a ton of traffic.
00:51:09.000 And then they start spending more.
00:51:11.000 And not just Fox.
00:51:12.000 They spend so much money on advertising.
00:51:12.000 NBC.
00:51:14.000 They dictate the terms of all of big tech.
00:51:17.000 And Tucker does not have his own platform set up yet.
00:51:19.000 Unless you're right, is what I was saying.
00:51:21.000 Because here's the thing.
00:51:22.000 Because if they're wrong... Sorry, I'm fired.
00:51:23.000 No, no, no.
00:51:24.000 You're fine.
00:51:24.000 But if they're wrong, Tucker still has plenty of options to be able to tell his story.
00:51:29.000 So here's what he has in his back pocket.
00:51:30.000 But he has a limited window.
00:51:31.000 He does.
00:51:31.000 He has a limited window to do it, but I guarantee you CNN and MSNBC guys would have him on in a second if it meant telling them that Fox News was wrong.
00:51:40.000 He doesn't need to do that.
00:51:41.000 He's got other options.
00:51:42.000 I don't know that they would.
00:51:43.000 I think they're covering this story like crazy right now.
00:51:45.000 I don't know that they would have Tucker.
00:51:46.000 Yeah, but they want to slander him.
00:51:47.000 They want to slander him.
00:51:48.000 I don't know that they would have him on.
00:51:49.000 The bigger fish is Fox.
00:51:50.000 I'm guaranteeing you, the bigger fish is Fox News.
00:51:53.000 They want to take down Fox News.
00:51:54.000 And I'm not saying they should or should be able to.
00:51:56.000 I'm just saying they're playing with fire.
00:51:58.000 They're playing with fire.
00:51:59.000 They'd get some serious backlash, though, if they had Tucker Carlson.
00:52:01.000 You're saying hiring Tucker Carlson?
00:52:03.000 No, no, no.
00:52:03.000 Hey, Tucker, why don't you come on and tell us about the lies of Fox News?
00:52:07.000 Because they're threatening to release dirt on you right now.
00:52:09.000 Or they do release dirt, and Tucker has to respond.
00:52:11.000 I don't think he should do that, but these guys would be foaming at the mouth to take down Fox.
00:52:15.000 Yeah, maybe.
00:52:17.000 I don't know.
00:52:18.000 If he did a show like this or a show like your friend Joe Rogan, that would be a lot smarter for him to do.
00:52:23.000 I wouldn't be surprised if he does.
00:52:24.000 Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he does, Joe Rogan.
00:52:26.000 I call him.
00:52:28.000 Don't give it to him.
00:52:30.000 Don't hand out personal numbers, Brian.
00:52:32.000 I'm just saying.
00:52:33.000 I pick up the phone, I change everything.
00:52:35.000 Don't give it to MSNBC or CNN.
00:52:37.000 Don't give them that.
00:52:38.000 Do it with somebody else.
00:52:39.000 Yes.
00:52:39.000 I just want to stick it to the corporate corporations.
00:52:42.000 No, I know.
00:52:42.000 Yes.
00:52:43.000 They deserve it.
00:52:43.000 They've been so corporate.
00:52:44.000 They've been far too corporate for far too long.
00:52:46.000 I hate the corporate corporatists.
00:52:48.000 The problem is corporate corporations.
00:52:50.000 You know what's coming to an end?
00:52:51.000 What?
00:52:52.000 Their corporate reign.
00:52:54.000 That's right.
00:52:55.000 And I'll tell you something, this show, The Corporation Meter, it doesn't hit red hot, does it, guys?
00:52:59.000 No, it does not.
00:53:01.000 I just had a conversation with Rumble yesterday, and they're great.
00:53:05.000 They're great guys.
00:53:06.000 That's all I can say.
00:53:07.000 Speaking of which, right now, they're on CNN.
00:53:09.000 Talking about Fox News.
00:53:10.000 Oh, I thought it was a clip from earlier.
00:53:12.000 Crude text messages.
00:53:12.000 Okay, CNN.
00:53:13.000 Crude text messages.
00:53:18.000 Sorry, Nick DePaulo's not here.
00:53:19.000 Ah, fuck off, you dump- You channeled him.
00:53:24.000 You know what's crude?
00:53:25.000 Is the Tangs clinging on for dear life on your zipper.
00:53:29.000 He gave a harsh critique of the state of television news, calling on-air debates unbelievably stupid.
00:53:36.000 That's not quite what he said.
00:53:37.000 What he's really calling, sweetheart, what he's really calling unbelievably stupid is you.
00:53:42.000 Is all of you.
00:53:43.000 You're irrelevant!
00:53:44.000 Yes, he's pointing at you.
00:53:46.000 Well, not to a scale.
00:53:47.000 Okay, next!
00:53:47.000 But that outfit's amazing.
00:53:48.000 That outfit's so spring 2023.
00:53:51.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:53:52.000 Springtime for CNN.
00:53:54.000 That's it.
00:53:56.000 We've got, actually, so I know we've gone kind of long on this segment.
00:53:59.000 I'm sorry.
00:53:59.000 Hopefully you guys... No, no, we should.
00:54:01.000 Because that's important.
00:54:02.000 So let's just do the funny and then we'll push the ERC to next week.
00:54:05.000 It'll live.
00:54:06.000 Which one?
00:54:07.000 The ESG?
00:54:07.000 The last one.
00:54:08.000 ESG, sorry.
00:54:09.000 Okay.
00:54:10.000 We'll do that one next week.
00:54:10.000 Alright!
00:54:11.000 And by the way, let's just be anti-Semitic.
00:54:13.000 I'm sorry, you Jew writer who helped me with the ESG thing, that we're moving it to next week.
00:54:20.000 Don't get all Jew-y on me!
00:54:22.000 It's Jew-ish!
00:54:23.000 My God!
00:54:24.000 No.
00:54:25.000 You know what?
00:54:26.000 You're correct.
00:54:27.000 But you'll always be Jew-y to me, Sam.
00:54:30.000 In a wonderful way.
00:54:31.000 You and your unleavened bread bullshit.
00:54:34.000 It's just focaccia bread.
00:54:35.000 No, actually, Sam actually, because we've done the ESG segment and yeah, that's all it is.
00:54:39.000 He just gets focaccia.
00:54:40.000 He does this all the time, but he's like, I can't do leavened bread.
00:54:41.000 And I'm like, so what are you?
00:54:42.000 He's just like, it's just like a focaccia or like a brioche or whatever the hell it is.
00:54:45.000 I'm like, that's just typical.
00:54:45.000 That's just like, that's one of the choices.
00:54:47.000 What a sacrifice.
00:54:48.000 What a sacrifice.
00:54:49.000 I don't have enough air in my bread.
00:54:50.000 That's how I show I love God.
00:54:54.000 I'll take no air in my bread.
00:54:55.000 And we'll complain about it for 30 years.
00:54:55.000 Yes.
00:54:57.000 I'm not going to hell.
00:54:58.000 Yeah.
00:55:00.000 What's this, Lord?
00:55:02.000 What's this, Lord?
00:55:03.000 What's this, manna?
00:55:04.000 Oh, you mean it's everything that we need to sustain life as we escape slavery?
00:55:09.000 But could it have some fig jam?
00:55:15.000 We love you, Sam.
00:55:16.000 No, we love you, Sam.
00:55:17.000 I'm so tired of picking it.
00:55:18.000 Well, gluten-free has made it a lot easier for the Jews, so let's move on to... Pedro Pascal.
00:55:25.000 Pedro!
00:55:26.000 He's having to fast for... Is it still Passover?
00:55:26.000 Think about it!
00:55:30.000 No.
00:55:30.000 No, but why is he fasting?
00:55:32.000 He's not fasting, is he?
00:55:33.000 I don't know.
00:55:33.000 Israel turned 75 yesterday.
00:55:37.000 Yeah, that's why he's fasting.
00:55:40.000 The point is, he could be in the middle of the most religious fast that exists and still eat at California Pizza Kitchen with no problems.
00:55:46.000 There you go.
00:55:48.000 We have lives that it's so much easier, but then the problem that you didn't have to deal with is back in the day people shaking you down on a national platform for potentially using something offensive that I guarantee you your grandfather said every single time you went for a visit.
00:55:58.000 Let's move on now to talk about Pedro Pascal and this gay western.
00:56:02.000 We have a 7 plus, which we're going to do, but there's going to be a new gay western, which is a big thing in case you wondered whether they have to inject it into everything.
00:56:09.000 Should I tell people to hit the rumble button?
00:56:10.000 Does it matter?
00:56:11.000 Yeah, just do it.
00:56:11.000 Smash the rumble button!
00:56:12.000 Do it!
00:56:13.000 Because we went late today.
00:56:14.000 Oh!
00:56:16.000 What?
00:56:16.000 Guess who's going to drop his first gun video tomorrow?
00:56:19.000 Oh, Mr. Guns and Gear?
00:56:20.000 Oh, there you go.
00:56:20.000 Yeah!
00:56:21.000 Mr. Guns and Gear is going to drop his first... Guns and Gear?
00:56:21.000 That'll be here on Mug Club.
00:56:24.000 That sounds like a gay Western.
00:56:25.000 It's fantastic.
00:56:26.000 Guns and Gear.
00:56:27.000 He normally does like a 20 or 30 minute video.
00:56:29.000 That's his kind of normal stuff.
00:56:30.000 And he goes, hey, Gerald, I went a little long.
00:56:30.000 Right.
00:56:32.000 I'm like, well, what do you mean?
00:56:33.000 I'm thinking like 30 minutes.
00:56:34.000 And he's like, I went an hour and a half.
00:56:36.000 Great.
00:56:37.000 That's two pieces of content, so he's cutting it up a little bit.
00:56:39.000 So he's gonna release it tomorrow around noon.
00:56:41.000 And some will be on YouTube and then the full version on Mug Club because he has been throttled, by the way, he's been throttled horribly.
00:56:47.000 Shadowbanned on YouTube, even more than other gun channels.
00:56:50.000 I think because he's so likable and effective.
00:56:52.000 Yeah, he's gonna do a video that he's been wanting to do for a very long time, but there's no way and it's absolutely stunning that it wouldn't be allowed.
00:56:59.000 Go watch it and you'll see why it wouldn't be allowed, but you will have no idea.
00:57:01.000 Is he gonna come out of like a cocoon like, I am born!
00:57:05.000 I don't think he's that artistic.
00:57:07.000 I know you're confused because it's not a black turtleneck.
00:57:07.000 Why?
00:57:09.000 If it was a black turtleneck, it would all make sense.
00:57:13.000 I am bored!
00:57:16.000 Alright, so that brings us, Gay Western, to this week's Entertainment Minute.
00:57:19.000 That's like a... Yeah, Callan said something and we couldn't hear him.
00:57:31.000 Doesn't matter.
00:57:35.000 I want to do this show all the time.
00:57:35.000 All right.
00:57:37.000 I know, right?
00:57:38.000 It's been chaos the last two days.
00:57:39.000 It's fun!
00:57:40.000 Gay William yesterday, you weren't there.
00:57:41.000 Gay William and Nick DiPaolo was magic.
00:57:43.000 Oh my god.
00:57:44.000 I hurt laughing.
00:57:44.000 Was magic.
00:57:45.000 I was hiding the last time.
00:57:46.000 Did he have a bag on his head?
00:57:48.000 No, now he has a luchadorian mask.
00:57:50.000 A bedazzled luchadorian mask.
00:57:54.000 The very first thing he says as he looks in the camera, he goes, I look Mexican.
00:57:57.000 That's an amazing William impersonation.
00:58:02.000 I look Mexican.
00:58:02.000 All right.
00:58:04.000 I know this is a little bit crazy, but we all hear our heart goes out to Tucker Carlson, and I don't even know the guy, but I, you know, you just always hate to see people bullied.
00:58:11.000 And the good news is that power dynamic is shifting.
00:58:12.000 Okay, moving on from it.
00:58:13.000 So, Tuesday, the first trailer for the film that you were really, is with Pedro Pascal, who by the way I like, unfortunately he's a communist, and Ethan Hawke, The Black Phone was a good film, but the point is, Two things can be true or three things can be true.
00:58:26.000 Good actor, good film, really bad looking trailer.
00:58:31.000 So it's for a new queer western, which I guess we can say now because it's 2023.
00:58:36.000 And it's called The Strange Way of Life.
00:58:38.000 Here is the trailer.
00:58:40.000 And I know what you're thinking.
00:58:41.000 It's not a parody.
00:58:43.000 ♪♪ She was a whore, father.
00:58:53.000 ♪♪ A woman was found killed in town.
00:59:00.000 ♪♪ No!
00:59:06.000 ♪♪ I don't know the plot.
00:59:13.000 That's real.
00:59:15.000 They're even shooting gay Music doesn't make sense either
00:59:26.000 You never loved anyone in your life.
00:59:26.000 You never loved me.
00:59:31.000 Yes!
00:59:33.000 So I shot you.
00:59:34.000 The working title was Dusty Butthole.
00:59:37.000 Living together on a ranch.
00:59:41.000 Look out the window.
00:59:42.000 There it is!
00:59:45.000 Please, someone cover his face in a pillow.
00:59:49.000 That was the worst.
00:59:50.000 That's so dicks and dust.
00:59:53.000 That's what I look for in a Western.
00:59:56.000 Well, that's what you always want in a Western.
00:59:58.000 You think of The Searchers or Unforgiven.
00:59:59.000 More gay sex.
01:00:02.000 I couldn't put my finger in it.
01:00:02.000 That's what it was missing.
01:00:04.000 Don't shoot him, kiss him!
01:00:06.000 And by the way, just so you know, too, a lot of people don't know this, because everything is metaverse now, you know, with Marvel.
01:00:10.000 It was originally slated to actually be included in the Alec Baldwin western metaverse, and it was tentatively titled Rusty Trombone, so that's what they were going to release, and then they decided, you know what?
01:00:20.000 That was the penguin in Santa Claus's cover.
01:00:26.000 Oh, I'll call you Tapper!
01:00:30.000 I was doing the theme music, dude.
01:00:34.000 Someone and five bucks to whoever gets me that clip of Santa Claus is Coming to Town with Mickey Rooney and his little penguin topper.
01:00:40.000 That's exactly what you sounded like.
01:00:41.000 And they kidnapped the bastard to ransom Santa Claus.
01:00:44.000 Well, you know, two things can be true at the same time.
01:00:47.000 Does no one remember this?
01:00:48.000 No, I don't.
01:00:49.000 Do you remember it?
01:00:50.000 Yeah.
01:00:52.000 Alright, fine.
01:00:53.000 Thanks.
01:00:54.000 Leave me hanging on this limb of a wasted childhood.
01:00:57.000 It was still funny!
01:00:59.000 Some things can be funny even though you don't get the context.
01:01:02.000 That's all I'm trying to say.
01:01:04.000 That looks like a heck of a movie.
01:01:05.000 That was the worst trailer I've ever seen in my life.
01:01:07.000 Well, he's wearing that fantastic... What is that color?
01:01:10.000 Is that a fuchsia?
01:01:11.000 You know, when you're in a Western, you wear a fuchsia.
01:01:15.000 Six shooters.
01:01:15.000 And by the way, I read the synopsis.
01:01:17.000 He plays... I think Pedro Pascal plays the sheriff and Ethan Hawke plays a bad guy?
01:01:24.000 I thought you were going to say bottom.
01:01:26.000 Well, he does.
01:01:26.000 I don't know who's... The movie could be called Who's on Top?
01:01:30.000 Yes.
01:01:30.000 Because they're both very masculine.
01:01:32.000 Right.
01:01:33.000 So they kind of hit dicks, you know?
01:01:36.000 What happened?
01:01:36.000 No, they hit him with the, you know, they hit him with the... It's a pistol whip.
01:01:36.000 Too much?
01:01:39.000 That's what I meant.
01:01:40.000 I thought it was... Pistol whip's a good name.
01:01:42.000 I thought the sheriff robber was just... It's not!
01:01:43.000 ...a good roleplay.
01:01:44.000 Dueling pistols!
01:01:46.000 Dueling pistols is fantastic.
01:01:47.000 Low noon!
01:01:48.000 No, dos pistolas.
01:01:50.000 Dos pistolas.
01:01:52.000 Why Spanish?
01:01:53.000 I'm so turned on right now.
01:01:54.000 Hang him low.
01:01:55.000 Hang him low.
01:01:57.000 I thought I was straight.
01:01:58.000 Yes.
01:02:01.000 There are a lot of different great titles.
01:02:02.000 Unforgiven because it's an abomination.
01:02:05.000 Well, that's also true.
01:02:06.000 It's just too long.
01:02:07.000 What are you, a Christian?
01:02:08.000 Tombstone because of AIDS.
01:02:10.000 Yes.
01:02:12.000 You didn't hit the West in the 80s.
01:02:15.000 I'll be your monkey pox.
01:02:16.000 I will say this, if you're wearing a cowboy hat, and you're not from Texas, and you're not a real cowboy, you're gay.
01:02:27.000 That's the rule!
01:02:29.000 It's not official, it's a bylaw.
01:02:31.000 It's a bylaw.
01:02:32.000 It's a bylaw!
01:02:33.000 Get your words right.
01:02:34.000 Okay, sorry, it's a bylaw.
01:02:35.000 It's not a rule, it's a bylaw.
01:02:36.000 You don't want to get tuckered.
01:02:39.000 So the film is directo, uh, director, directo.
01:02:41.000 Whatever, I don't care.
01:02:43.000 Directo, no caro.
01:02:45.000 Directo is Spanish for director.
01:02:47.000 Yes, because the film will make no dinero.
01:02:49.000 So, the director, Pedro Almodóvar.
01:02:53.000 Almodóvar.
01:02:53.000 He's a great director, actually.
01:02:55.000 I don't care.
01:02:55.000 I've seen all his movies.
01:02:56.000 He pushed back on the comparisons to Brokeback Mountain, saying, it, meaning Brokeback Mountain, is animalistic.
01:03:02.000 And for me, it was impossible to have that in the movie, because it was a Hollywood movie.
01:03:06.000 You could not have these two guys effing all the time.
01:03:13.000 I mean, that seems self-explanatory.
01:03:16.000 I don't know about the parental advisory, but you just can't have two cowboys having sex all movie.
01:03:21.000 Not close-up on sodomy there.
01:03:23.000 Right, you would think so.
01:03:24.000 Well, also, I just don't necessarily think that most people would want it.
01:03:27.000 But I don't know.
01:03:28.000 I'm not a focus group.
01:03:29.000 Can we get Frank Luntz in here with his shitty sneakers and toupee?
01:03:33.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:03:34.000 All right, how many hands want to see gay cowboy sex, okay?
01:03:36.000 Okay, no hands.
01:03:38.000 None.
01:03:39.000 No, not at all.
01:03:39.000 No hands went up.
01:03:40.000 My hand went halfway up because I'm repressed.
01:03:43.000 Yes.
01:03:45.000 All right, so speaking of all of the homosexual intercourse and the cowboy... By the way, before I do this, did you want this?
01:03:52.000 Comment below and you can hit the like button, you can share if you're on Rumble, all this stuff, whatever, you know, the thing to help with the algorithm.
01:03:57.000 Did you want this?
01:03:59.000 Are you sure about that gay sex?
01:04:01.000 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT GAY SEX?!
01:04:03.000 So, since this film is all about sodomy, it's time for this week's 7 Plus 1.
01:04:07.000 You forgot Sivan in the chamber!
01:04:14.000 Oh my gosh, we have so much stuff that we didn't get to today.
01:04:17.000 We did.
01:04:17.000 Hopefully you guys understand.
01:04:18.000 We had to go through the tuckers.
01:04:19.000 We have a special guest still coming later, so I'm excited about that.
01:04:23.000 You told me not to.
01:04:23.000 Anyways.
01:04:24.000 We have to do that.
01:04:25.000 This is this week's 7 plus 1 things progressives say before and possibly during sex.
01:04:25.000 7 plus 1.
01:04:36.000 Number 7, Brian Callan, let's kick this off.
01:04:39.000 Be gentle, I haven't decided if this is rape yet.
01:04:42.000 Oh yeah, that's a... I think we need a little more volume on the 7 plus 1 there.
01:04:45.000 7 plus 1 things progressives say before, during, potentially after sex.
01:04:50.000 Number 6, get ready to do some reparations because I'm about to check your privilege.
01:04:56.000 7 plus 1 things progressives say during sex.
01:04:59.000 Okay, the safe word has to be something we'd never use in normal life.
01:04:59.000 Number 5.
01:05:02.000 Let's go with quarterly earnings.
01:05:05.000 Or Fauci.
01:05:09.000 7 plus 1 things progressives say during sex.
01:05:11.000 Gerald, number 4.
01:05:12.000 My apologies.
01:05:13.000 Well, that just seems something you say in general.
01:05:15.000 7 plus 1 things that progressives say during sex.
01:05:21.000 Number 3, Brian.
01:05:22.000 Don't worry, it happens to a lot of zis.
01:05:25.000 Z's!
01:05:26.000 Z's, sorry.
01:05:27.000 Oh my word!
01:05:28.000 I'm sorry I'm not up on all this gender terminology, liberals.
01:05:32.000 Go yell into your cowboy hat.
01:05:34.000 Echo, echo, echo.
01:05:39.000 Don't worry, it happens to lots of Z's.
01:05:41.000 Number two!
01:05:42.000 Screw that.
01:05:43.000 Number two, say my name, brand of FDA approved medical dilator.
01:05:47.000 That's just something, it's really more of a precautionary step.
01:05:50.000 Wow.
01:05:51.000 Yeah, I use poppers.
01:05:52.000 I use poppers.
01:05:53.000 Alright, sorry.
01:05:54.000 And the seven plus with the number one thing that progressives say during, before, potentially after sex.
01:06:01.000 Number one, Brian Callan.
01:06:03.000 Is that a prosthetic?
01:06:05.000 Non-functioning, surgically attached phallus in your pocket?
01:06:08.000 Are you just happy to see me?
01:06:10.000 Yeah, see, I just... I wrote that one and I wanted to see how you... Thank you for that tongue twister.
01:06:14.000 It's very tough to... On the fly, yeah.
01:06:16.000 I knew that was one that probably I should have done.
01:06:18.000 Doesn't roll off the tongue.
01:06:19.000 But I wanted to see you... Yeah.
01:06:20.000 You wanted to see me screw it up again?
01:06:22.000 No, no, I wanted to see how her, you know, and I, um, you know...
01:06:28.000 I always say, do you mind keeping your mask on?
01:06:31.000 Yes, yes, exactly.
01:06:33.000 And then I use a pillow.
01:06:35.000 The thing about your mask is it's my pillow.
01:06:38.000 And then I one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
01:06:39.000 I haven't been vaccinated.
01:06:40.000 Yes, that's what I always say right before.
01:06:43.000 Into your hat and it says vaccinated, vaccinated, vaccinated.
01:06:45.000 And the plus one thing that progressives say during sex, nothing.
01:06:48.000 They just speak the language of sweet tears and regret.
01:06:51.000 That has been this week's 7 Plus 1.
01:06:53.000 You forgot Sivan in the chamber!
01:07:00.000 Oh, I completely forgot about this.
01:07:02.000 We're going to be taking your chat.
01:07:03.000 It's Chat Thursday.
01:07:05.000 We had so much to get to on China, Zelensky, but hey, you know what?
01:07:07.000 Look, do me a favor.
01:07:08.000 If you are okay sometimes when we dive into one topic more, when it's very topical and we have a lot to say, comment.
01:07:15.000 Comment below.
01:07:15.000 Let us know because we always try and hit what is the news of the day, but sometimes, you know, we want to make sure that we do a little bit more of the ins and outs.
01:07:22.000 But I have not forgotten, by the way, about the Dalai Lama and that whole tongue thing.
01:07:26.000 It's been on my mind all week.
01:07:28.000 Another thing that I noticed, though, most importantly with the Dalai Lama, is that he didn't even shave right.
01:07:33.000 Look at this.
01:07:37.000 Wow.
01:07:38.000 Look at all of that stubble, but we took care of it, so let's get the Dalai Lama in here.
01:07:47.000 Alright, so Mr. Lama, thank you for coming in.
01:07:50.000 For starters, keep the tongue in your mouth.
01:07:52.000 Hello, Steven.
01:07:53.000 I see that you had a little trouble with your stubble there before, but now it's completely clean-shaven.
01:07:59.000 How'd you take it off?
01:08:01.000 Ancient Tibetan proverb says that a shorn scrotum brings enlightened growth.
01:08:10.000 Yeah, but I was talking about your head, though.
01:08:13.000 I shorn that too, but there's no proverb for that.
01:08:16.000 No.
01:08:18.000 Manscaped!
01:08:19.000 Oh, he's got the Lawnmower 4.0!
01:08:22.000 It really does get the job done.
01:08:23.000 And by the way, it's a good time to get it with the hefty tax refund that's headed your way.
01:08:27.000 You get 20% off, free shipping with the code CROWDER20 at manscaped.com.
01:08:32.000 Taxes?
01:08:32.000 Get out of here you bald tongue sucking freak!
01:08:34.000 Oh my gosh.
01:08:40.000 Hold on a second.
01:08:40.000 Yeah, do you have the weed whacker?
01:08:43.000 What is this?
01:08:43.000 Yeah.
01:08:44.000 I need to... Do you do the nose hair?
01:08:46.000 I do.
01:08:47.000 I never did it before until someone said, that's gross.
01:08:49.000 I don't even know.
01:08:50.000 Jill, I don't want all your stupid electronics.
01:08:51.000 That's good stuff though.
01:08:54.000 That's why I use Manscaped.
01:08:56.000 So if you were to cover me in oil, I'd slip right out of your hands.
01:08:59.000 That's cheating and grappling competition, by the way.
01:08:59.000 Really?
01:09:01.000 I know.
01:09:02.000 I can't get you in an inverted heel hook when you're all oily.
01:09:05.000 I know.
01:09:06.000 And I wrestle with no clothes on.
01:09:09.000 It's an advantage.
01:09:10.000 If I get in a fight, I take my clothes off.
01:09:11.000 It's like Turkish oil wrestling.
01:09:13.000 I know all about it.
01:09:14.000 It's an actual sport.
01:09:15.000 I know it.
01:09:16.000 I know it.
01:09:17.000 I lived it.
01:09:19.000 That's how I got myself through college.
01:09:22.000 Turkish oil wrestling.
01:09:23.000 No, it's an actual sport.
01:09:24.000 Like, oh yes, we see the Greco-Roman.
01:09:26.000 It's about, okay, no leg attacks.
01:09:27.000 We need to add greased up nipples.
01:09:29.000 That's right.
01:09:30.000 Big guys.
01:09:31.000 Big oil and mustaches.
01:09:33.000 That's all I see.
01:09:34.000 Oil and mustaches.
01:09:34.000 But you know what?
01:09:35.000 They trim their nose hair.
01:09:36.000 Yeah.
01:09:37.000 I didn't realize how hairy this was until I started trimming it.
01:09:40.000 Oh, it's called the Weed Whacker 2.0, but the trimmer is the 4.0.
01:09:43.000 And by the way, they have the balls to sponsor this show.
01:09:45.000 Manscaped.com.
01:09:46.000 You get 20% off.
01:09:47.000 You know what?
01:09:47.000 I will say this.
01:09:50.000 I had a really expensive barbershop trimmer.
01:09:54.000 And I will say, the battery lasts longer because it's big.
01:09:59.000 But the one thing about the Manscaped beard trimmer now is you can actually wash it under running water, which is so much more convenient.
01:10:05.000 Well, it's got the light, so that's pretty cool.
01:10:07.000 I don't know what trimmer is better than the next one.
01:10:09.000 Does it trim the beard?
01:10:10.000 Great.
01:10:10.000 Can I rinse it off quickly?
01:10:11.000 It works.
01:10:12.000 I don't think we're going to be covering any of the stories today, are we?
01:10:14.000 No.
01:10:14.000 Because we do have that exclusive call between Sheesh and Bank.
01:10:17.000 We do, but we'll cover that next week.
01:10:19.000 And Zelinsky.
01:10:19.000 Okay, we have a lot to cover next week, including the ESG.
01:10:22.000 Go to briancallin.com.
01:10:23.000 What's your upcoming show, Brian?
01:10:24.000 I'm going to be at Port Charlotte, right outside of Fort Myers.
01:10:29.000 Great.
01:10:29.000 Right in the middle of my promo.
01:10:32.000 Unbelievable.
01:10:34.000 My comedy's too dangerous.
01:10:35.000 Go to Rumble.
01:10:35.000 Go to Rumble.
01:10:36.000 He's the most dangerous man in comedy.
01:10:38.000 Most dangerous man in comedy.
01:10:40.000 And then I got this... His file's a mile long.
01:10:44.000 That sounds like... It's the green file.
01:10:45.000 It's the guy from Jaws.
01:10:47.000 His file's so long it needs a last meal.
01:10:51.000 I don't know.
01:10:51.000 I don't know.
01:10:52.000 Listen, it's great.
01:10:53.000 We've all been traveling a lot.
01:10:54.000 A lot.
01:10:55.000 A lot.
01:10:56.000 All right, so bryancallum.com.
01:10:58.000 I'll see you there, bryancallum.com.
01:10:59.000 Port Charlotte, Florida, May 5th, May 6th.
01:11:01.000 And you know what?
01:11:01.000 We are going to be talking.
01:11:02.000 You know what?
01:11:02.000 Here, let's talk about the Zelinsky and Xi Jinping call.
01:11:05.000 We're going to continue this because we have the exclusive audio of the phone call, but exclusively.
01:11:09.000 And by the way, if you are not a member, If you're on Rumble right now, you go right down there, click that button, and you get to watch another 45 minutes to hour of show, depending on how exhausted Brian Callan is.
01:11:19.000 This man doesn't sleep.
01:11:20.000 He lives a very full life.
01:11:22.000 Right now, thank you Rumble.
01:11:24.000 YouTube, you can piss off.
01:11:25.000 Wait, wait, wait!
01:11:26.000 We also have a Friday show tomorrow, of course, so people need to know.
01:11:29.000 Friday show, Nick DiPaolo show, Brian Callan special.