Louder with Crowder - September 20, 2021


The TRUTH about Chris Rock and COVID! China Communists CANCEL Shang-Chi? | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 29 minutes

Words per Minute

196.33308

Word Count

17,526

Sentence Count

1,527

Misogynist Sentences

68

Hate Speech Sentences

78


Summary

On this week's episode of The Nod, the crew is joined by comedian Gerald A. A. Wright ( ) to talk about falconry, the FBI sting in Washington, D.C., and how woke the media is.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm gonna be the greatest man of all time.
00:00:08.000 I'm gonna be the greatest man of all time.
00:00:15.000 You will be the greatest man of all time.
00:00:25.000 I'm gonna be the greatest man of all time.
00:00:47.000 But...
00:00:49.000 But...
00:00:50.000 you you
00:00:54.000 Federal law prohibits filming of endangered falcons, except for educational purposes.
00:00:59.000 To avoid federal crimes and maximum penalty of up to five years in prison, the following comedy sketch has been edited in post-production to be educational.
00:01:08.000 Viewer discretion is advised.
00:01:13.000 Oh, pretty bird.
00:01:14.000 Pretty.
00:01:14.000 Oh.
00:01:15.000 Shh.
00:01:15.000 Oh.
00:01:15.000 Shh.
00:01:16.000 It's okay.
00:01:17.000 It's okay, pretty bird.
00:01:19.000 Shh.
00:01:21.000 What the hell are you doing?
00:01:24.000 This is our falcon, our CrowderShop.com mascot.
00:01:27.000 I'm going to teach her how to hunt.
00:01:30.000 You don't even think about falconing?
00:01:34.000 Actually, it's falconry, which historically was a popular sport and status symbol among the nobles of medieval Europe and Japan, where it's called takaguri.
00:01:43.000 Falconry has been around forever and may have even been started in Mesopotamia.
00:01:51.000 He's got a hysterical little helmet with a spear.
00:01:57.000 Good question, Steven.
00:01:58.000 The Falcon's hood, used during the phase of its acclimating to humans, which is referred to as the manning process, is used to keep the Raptor in a calm state, both in early parts of its training and throughout its life.
00:02:15.000 You think we can get her to attack Brendan?
00:02:17.000 Do you want to attack Brendan?
00:02:26.000 Yes.
00:02:28.000 Falcons aren't naturally human-aggressive.
00:02:30.000 A kestrel will do well starting with chicken hearts, livers, then switching to other meats like sparrows, other small birds, ducks, ducks and pigeons, and then move on to mice and insects.
00:02:47.000 So remember, if you see a falcon in the wild, it's more afraid of you than you are of him.
00:02:54.000 It's a her, but yeah.
00:02:55.000 This one's on here?
00:02:56.000 F**k!
00:02:57.000 I can't keep my decent falcons on me!
00:03:00.000 If you don't do that I'm gonna quit!
00:03:02.000 Falcons may be badass, but not as badass as merchandise.
00:03:06.000 Which you can get at CrowderShop.com www.crowdershop.com
00:03:15.000 www.crowdershop.com www.crowdershop.com
00:03:49.000 Mmm!
00:03:50.000 That is a delicious COVID-free sip!
00:03:53.000 Nice!
00:03:54.000 Tested negative again yesterday for the COVID, which really sucks because I'm actually sick.
00:04:03.000 Everyone in my family.
00:04:04.000 Everyone in my family got the COVID.
00:04:05.000 They're all fine.
00:04:06.000 I repeat myself.
00:04:07.000 And I just have a sinus infection, so I apologize for the sound.
00:04:11.000 Some people have actually been sending me emails saying, don't sniff in the microphone.
00:04:17.000 Well, I'll consider it.
00:04:19.000 No, you won't.
00:04:20.000 There's nothing I can do about it.
00:04:23.000 We have a lot to get to today.
00:04:24.000 There's a lot going on.
00:04:26.000 Not a lot that's really important.
00:04:27.000 This is one of those days when you look in the media and you see them trying to make them, you know, some people have used the term mountain out of a molehill.
00:04:33.000 Yeah.
00:04:34.000 Because mountains are typically, they're much larger than molehills.
00:04:37.000 What's a molehill?
00:04:38.000 I've never seen a mole hill.
00:04:40.000 It's a hill made by moles, I believe.
00:04:41.000 I could have just been inaccurate as far as, I don't know, do we have a scale mole hill?
00:04:45.000 I'm not sure.
00:04:45.000 We'll look into it.
00:04:46.000 I have some prairie dogs.
00:04:47.000 Do you have some prairie dogs?
00:04:49.000 Well, you did just drink to two rock stars, so.
00:04:52.000 We're going to be talking about the military, we're going to be talking about the Canadian Prime Minister who loves blackface.
00:04:56.000 Loves it.
00:04:57.000 Loves it.
00:04:57.000 I wish I loved anything as much as he loves blackface.
00:04:59.000 Blackface.
00:05:00.000 And how woke the military is, as well as the FBI sting operation, the glow stick operation that happened in...
00:05:07.000 Washington D.C.
00:05:08.000 this weekend.
00:05:08.000 We're going to cover how the media covered it versus what actually happened.
00:05:12.000 Unbelievable.
00:05:13.000 And it's amazing if you watch CNN this morning, the way they tried to cover this with a straight face.
00:05:17.000 You could see that these people were like, just give me my retainer and send me on my way.
00:05:20.000 Alright, we have Gerald A. is here.
00:05:23.000 How are you, sir?
00:05:23.000 I'm well, how are you?
00:05:24.000 I'm doing well.
00:05:25.000 Alright.
00:05:25.000 I'm doing okay.
00:05:26.000 You're the kind of sick we don't care about anymore, I'm sorry.
00:05:28.000 Yeah, no one cares about this.
00:05:29.000 Not really.
00:05:29.000 No.
00:05:29.000 You don't have COVID.
00:05:30.000 All right, next!
00:05:31.000 No, no, no.
00:05:32.000 And I was talking about this.
00:05:33.000 I'll talk about it afterwards.
00:05:34.000 It's, you know, bridging the racial divide with black people.
00:05:37.000 How are you speaking of which?
00:05:38.000 I'm doing good.
00:05:38.000 Yeah?
00:05:39.000 Yeah.
00:05:39.000 Good and Morgan.
00:05:40.000 Yeah?
00:05:41.000 Just playing to the bass.
00:05:42.000 I don't know what that means.
00:05:43.000 No sickle cell?
00:05:44.000 No, not anymore.
00:05:45.000 Nah, some people got rid of it.
00:05:47.000 And Dave Landa, how are you?
00:05:48.000 Ahoy!
00:05:50.000 I'm delicious.
00:05:50.000 That was a little bit of a delay.
00:05:51.000 He hurt his neck, just so you know.
00:05:53.000 I did.
00:05:54.000 What did you do?
00:05:55.000 I sat in a plane.
00:05:57.000 Oh, well that'll do it.
00:05:58.000 That'll do it.
00:05:59.000 I'm at that age where I dozed off on a plane improperly in a neck pillow and I woke up like I'd been wrestling.
00:06:07.000 Maybe they weren't wrestling you.
00:06:08.000 You blacked out again, Dave.
00:06:10.000 No, I wish.
00:06:11.000 I wish I could explain it like that.
00:06:13.000 I don't know, woke up in my driveway, neck hurts.
00:06:16.000 You were missing your pants as well.
00:06:18.000 Come on, be honest.
00:06:18.000 Well, I wasn't missing them.
00:06:20.000 I just wasn't wearing them.
00:06:22.000 You didn't yearn for them.
00:06:23.000 I'm not a pants guy.
00:06:25.000 No one's a pants guy.
00:06:26.000 I like to Daffy Duck or Donald Duck when I'm on an airplane.
00:06:30.000 What, wear a shirt and nothing else?
00:06:32.000 Exactly.
00:06:33.000 I'm a real Winnie the Pooh when it comes to flying.
00:06:37.000 Speaking of honeypots... Oh, thank you.
00:06:40.000 Oh, bother.
00:06:43.000 Is your neighbor on the plane, Kevin Smith, taking up two seats?
00:06:47.000 Yes.
00:06:48.000 Dave Lando, not wearing pants!
00:06:50.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:06:52.000 He's a fat son of a bitch.
00:06:54.000 Is he dead? No.
00:06:56.000 He lost a ton of weight.
00:06:58.000 He lost a ton of weight.
00:07:00.000 He looks like someone stuffed a bag of Kevin Smith
00:07:04.000 with someone to resemble Kevin Smith.
00:07:06.000 with someone to resemble Kevin's.
00:07:08.000 He looks like a guy who should be fat.
00:07:10.000 Yes.
00:07:11.000 And I don't like when people who should be fat lose weight because you're like, well now you just look weird.
00:07:15.000 Right, yeah, like Star Jones.
00:07:17.000 It's like, come on, you know, you were, you know, you were Star Jones, now you look like a ladybug who sneezed.
00:07:22.000 Also, you're a millionaire, maybe get jerseys that fit.
00:07:25.000 Yes!
00:07:27.000 I think you could.
00:07:29.000 Or maybe just don't wear jerseys, I don't know.
00:07:31.000 So we do have a lot, and we'll also be talking about the Marvel movie, which I don't care about, Shang-Chi, is that what it's called?
00:07:35.000 Shang-Chi.
00:07:35.000 Shang-Chi, okay.
00:07:36.000 Oh, wow.
00:07:37.000 Shang-Chi.
00:07:38.000 But first, the left on TikTok, now this is the new thing, and Gerald will be happy to hear about this, they've been claiming that Jesus, the Son of God, we can get in the whole Trinity thing, I don't want to get theological because this is TikTok, that Jesus Christ is non-binary.
00:07:55.000 Here you go.
00:07:56.000 This is an easy one.
00:07:58.000 If you espouse to the idea that Jesus was born of a virgin birth, then Jesus could not have had male chromosomes.
00:08:05.000 Therefore, Jesus had only female chromosomes.
00:08:07.000 Tough to argue with that logic.
00:08:08.000 And presented as masculine.
00:08:10.000 So, Jesus was non-binary.
00:08:13.000 And in terms of male and female, in the Hebrew, the word that was used for and describes a spectrum.
00:08:20.000 Male and female and everything in between.
00:08:24.000 Man and woman is a biological concept.
00:08:26.000 Science currently identifies 13 combinations and permutations of XY chromosomes.
00:08:32.000 Masculine and feminine is a sociological construct that is dependent upon the society with which you are talking about.
00:08:40.000 Gay!
00:08:45.000 Wrong!
00:08:47.000 First off, if you're talking about God, man.
00:08:50.000 But, if we're talking about Jesus Christ, certainly a man.
00:08:53.000 Yeah.
00:08:54.000 And I don't know what that was.
00:08:56.000 Which permutation are you?
00:08:59.000 One that we need to get rid of, sorry.
00:09:00.000 Not physically, but just, you know.
00:09:02.000 The one that creates jerry curls and a king tut beard?
00:09:07.000 That's what you meet in hell.
00:09:09.000 They're like, you can have a conversation with this guy or you're getting raped by a spider.
00:09:14.000 I'll talk to the spider for a minute and see.
00:09:19.000 I'll talk to the one who looks like a Yule Brenner prosthetic by the River Styx.
00:09:23.000 What were you about to say there, Gerald?
00:09:24.000 I was about to say that, look, this does get into a little bit of theology, but if you presuppose a virgin birth, why would you limit anything that happens after that?
00:09:34.000 Of course he could have had male chromosomes.
00:09:36.000 God could have been like, boom, male chromosomes, done.
00:09:39.000 Why would you think that that is the best place to jump off from in this conversation?
00:09:43.000 That's idiotic.
00:09:44.000 Well, the thing is, too, here, this is something that a lot—they do LGBTQAIP, and they talk about permutations.
00:09:50.000 These are incredibly rare.
00:09:51.000 Let's also be really clear.
00:09:52.000 Like, if you're talking about someone who's intersex or Kleinfelders, they usually identify as a significant—they have a significant amount of secondary sex characteristics that make it clear as to what they actually are.
00:10:03.000 And these people want to act like, because, you know, they started taking estrogen artificially, that, oh, I'm part of that intersex.
00:10:08.000 They don't want to be associated with you.
00:10:10.000 And nor, by the way, does the son of man.
00:10:15.000 Sun.
00:10:16.000 Or children at the pool.
00:10:17.000 I don't know.
00:10:17.000 Maybe it's in the name.
00:10:19.000 By the way, you're wrong on the Hebrew, too.
00:10:21.000 Man and female means both.
00:10:23.000 It means the human species.
00:10:25.000 That's what it's trying to talk about.
00:10:26.000 It's not trying to talk about man or woman.
00:10:28.000 It's talking about both.
00:10:29.000 What's the Hebrew word for Gamora.
00:10:36.000 Also the synonym for pillar of salt.
00:10:38.000 Yeah, I don't think Jesus was big into estrogen.
00:10:42.000 No, I'm not.
00:10:44.000 I don't remember.
00:10:44.000 He was like, you know what I need up in that cross?
00:10:46.000 Some fake tits.
00:10:50.000 That'll make it easier.
00:10:51.000 I'm just trying to be... Let his blood be on the descendants of our Z's Z's Z's.
00:10:58.000 And the X and the Y. Wait, wait, wait.
00:11:01.000 There's Z's after that?
00:11:02.000 Oh, no, we're on the wrong side.
00:11:03.000 We're on the wrong team.
00:11:04.000 He's the son of whatever.
00:11:07.000 This is where we are.
00:11:08.000 This is the issue, is the subversion of language.
00:11:10.000 And look, people will talk, we're going to get into the vaccination.
00:11:13.000 Chris Rock is vaccinated and just got COVID and the statistics there.
00:11:17.000 Just so you know, this is something we don't need to worry about anymore on YouTube, because if we'd have said this three weeks ago, be in trouble.
00:11:23.000 If you're vaccinated, there's still a good chance you can get COVID.
00:11:26.000 Just so you know.
00:11:26.000 Now it's okay.
00:11:27.000 We used to say there are no breakthrough cases.
00:11:29.000 Right.
00:11:30.000 No, it's actually, it's the rule now.
00:11:31.000 It's not the exception.
00:11:32.000 The science has changed.
00:11:33.000 Maybe you won't be hospitalized.
00:11:34.000 Maybe there's protective effects.
00:11:36.000 Sure.
00:11:37.000 But if you think the vaccine protected you, that's not true.
00:11:40.000 But back to godless heathens.
00:11:42.000 Culturally, this matters more at a certain point where they are really, they will call evil good and good evil.
00:11:48.000 I mean, I just noticed this with my wife.
00:11:49.000 Every time we watch something on Netflix or Amazon, whatever it is, it's gross people having sex.
00:11:56.000 The last erotic scene that I saw in the film was, and I fell asleep at the movie, Spectre, James Bond with Monica Bellucci.
00:12:03.000 But I mean this, it was actually erotic, sexual, they were attracted to each other, she was dressed nicely, he was in a tux, and you're sitting there going, oh, this is appealing, it's supposed to be.
00:12:13.000 Look, all art is based on the beauty of the human form, of course.
00:12:17.000 Early Christians had no problem with nudity, just to be clear.
00:12:20.000 And now you tune in and it's two big fat, you know, angry lesbians pegging.
00:12:25.000 And you're going, what is happening?
00:12:27.000 They don't want to show you the things that you want to see.
00:12:29.000 They want to force upon you things that you don't want to see.
00:12:32.000 I don't know what that was at the Hard Rock Pool.
00:12:34.000 No one told you to look at my phone.
00:12:37.000 We really are at that point where there is a social engineering taking place.
00:12:42.000 Well, that's just an insane thing, because does he really look like a guy who knows the Bible?
00:12:49.000 That was a very loaded statement.
00:12:50.000 Does he really look like a guy who knows the Bible?
00:12:53.000 I don't know if any part of that is correct.
00:12:55.000 Oh, that's true.
00:12:57.000 Everything you just said was wrong.
00:13:00.000 Can't dig yourself out of that one.
00:13:02.000 I don't know what you do.
00:13:03.000 You're right, I've made quite a hole.
00:13:07.000 And we don't know where the holes are!
00:13:09.000 Could be new ones they made.
00:13:11.000 I didn't know where else to go with this.
00:13:16.000 None of us know where to go with this.
00:13:17.000 So speaking of not knowing where to go, San Francisco, the mayor of San Francisco, now
00:13:22.000 many of you may know this, and this is going to, let me tie all this in here because there
00:13:25.000 is the fear mongering that's been going on, of course.
00:13:28.000 I think we're at the point where enough Americans are saying, okay, this is enough.
00:13:33.000 When you have Bill Maher and Jimmy Kimmel not, Jimmy Kimmel didn't know how to respond
00:13:36.000 to Bill Maher, we'll get to that in a second.
00:13:37.000 When you have people out there saying, this is enough, we need to start reopening the
00:13:39.000 country, we are being absurd now when children are being double massed and we're not letting
00:13:43.000 them go to schools, and more important than the hypocrisy that we've seen from the left,
00:13:47.000 and this is what I've always talked about, whether it's Nancy Pelosi in her particle
00:13:51.000 vortex.
00:13:52.000 By the way, tomorrow we'll have Jordan Peterson on the show, long form.
00:13:54.000 Whether it is Governor Whitmer going out and getting pizza, it's not that they're hypocritical.
00:13:59.000 Everyone is a hypocrite, okay?
00:14:01.000 It's that they are not scared in the way they want you to be scared.
00:14:06.000 Nancy Pelosi does not fear this virus as the deadly pandemic she claims if she's going into a blow dryer.
00:14:13.000 Governor Whitmer does not fear it if she's pushing tables together in the McDonald's ballpen.
00:14:18.000 These people are not afraid of it.
00:14:20.000 It's that it's very clear now, transparently, it's about control.
00:14:24.000 Case in point, another one, the San Francisco mayor was caught breaking her own mask mandate at what I, again, words matter, but I can only describe as a party.
00:14:35.000 Watch for yourself.
00:14:38.000 Is that a black person singing?
00:14:40.000 I can't tell.
00:14:41.000 I don't know.
00:14:42.000 I wouldn't have believed that.
00:14:44.000 Is this a poetry jam?
00:14:47.000 Yes!
00:14:47.000 Is that a black person singing?
00:14:49.000 I can't tell.
00:14:50.000 I don't know.
00:14:51.000 I wouldn't have believed that.
00:14:55.000 Is this a poetry jam?
00:14:58.000 Yes!
00:15:00.000 That's, uh...
00:15:04.000 Okay.
00:15:07.000 That's called, I wish I were deaf comedy jam.
00:15:10.000 That was just awful.
00:15:15.000 That was not the best.
00:15:17.000 And you know that if a white person did that, black people would be making fun of how he had no rhythm, and rightfully so.
00:15:21.000 Yeah, of course.
00:15:22.000 And she was also there with the Black Lives Matter co-founder Alicia Garza, just to be clear.
00:15:26.000 And of course, this goes directly against the San Francisco mask mandate.
00:15:29.000 It's not that it's hypocritical.
00:15:30.000 It's that those people aren't actually scared.
00:15:33.000 Yeah, they don't believe it.
00:15:34.000 They will tell you, you don't care?
00:15:37.000 Why don't you care about lives?
00:15:38.000 We're all in this together.
00:15:39.000 They're not.
00:15:40.000 It's not the hypocrisy.
00:15:41.000 And I hate it when I tune into Fox, well, I don't really tune in, but when I see Fox News, when I see these conservatives out there going, these hypocrites, no, no, no, look, look, look, that's not the argument.
00:15:50.000 It's that they are clearly lying to you when they tell you you need to be scared.
00:15:55.000 Do you have any idea the particles that are coming out of that?
00:16:00.000 That person wasn't singing with their diaphragm.
00:16:03.000 That was all throat spit.
00:16:04.000 Let's get down, let's get down, let's get down.
00:16:08.000 They got an upright bass.
00:16:12.000 We were told early on that you couldn't sing in church too in California because it was going to spray particles throughout the place and people were gonna get sick.
00:16:19.000 Did you hear her response basically?
00:16:21.000 I don't know if you had her response in there.
00:16:22.000 She's had several.
00:16:23.000 So one was, I'm not gonna like take my mask off and sip and then put it up and take it off.
00:16:28.000 It's like, well you weren't drinking for like a minute straight or eating anything.
00:16:31.000 And then the other one was, well the spirit moved me and Yeah.
00:16:33.000 And so I just had to.
00:16:34.000 And the other one was, I can't believe I actually saw this this morning.
00:16:37.000 She said, what's getting lost in this and it's tragic is that Tony, Tony, Tony got back together after like 20 years or 30 years.
00:16:44.000 That's the group that was singing.
00:16:45.000 Tony spelled three different ways, mind you.
00:16:47.000 They got back together and were missing the tragedy.
00:16:49.000 That's the tragedy.
00:16:50.000 She literally said this on CNN.
00:16:52.000 Like it's the Beatles reuniting on a rooftop?
00:16:54.000 Nobody knows who that is.
00:16:56.000 I can't believe this is making this a thing.
00:16:58.000 Everybody was vaccinated.
00:17:00.000 They were reuniting?
00:17:01.000 That was their reuniting tour.
00:17:03.000 All of 12 people.
00:17:05.000 How do we forcibly and federally fracture them again?
00:17:10.000 That wasn't just an open mic night?
00:17:12.000 I thought it was just like a jam session, people came together.
00:17:15.000 It was like, hey, there's jazz in a basement, you can leave a dollar if you want.
00:17:19.000 No, someone called someone up and said, hey, it's time to get the band back together!
00:17:24.000 Good idea!
00:17:26.000 Tony?
00:17:27.000 Yeah, Tony?
00:17:27.000 Yeah, Tony!
00:17:28.000 Oh, it's the Tonys!
00:17:29.000 So Cold in the D is a better song.
00:17:31.000 Yes, it is.
00:17:32.000 Someone's gonna Google that, it's gonna get three million plays after this episode.
00:17:35.000 It's so cold in the D.
00:17:40.000 It's from Detroit.
00:17:41.000 Everyone from Detroit knows it.
00:17:43.000 I love that she's just rapping in a random graveyard.
00:17:47.000 Let's have that in the control room.
00:17:49.000 Bring it up.
00:17:49.000 We'll show it later in the show for Mug Club members.
00:17:52.000 It's the worst song ever.
00:17:53.000 Well, second.
00:17:56.000 We'll talk about that then, because I want to know what the first worst song ever is.
00:17:59.000 So here's Bill Maher.
00:18:02.000 I love in this interview, he was talking with Jimmy Kimmel, and he was asked about Norm Macdonald, who hated Bill Maher.
00:18:07.000 Yes.
00:18:08.000 And he had to sort of act as though they had mutual respect.
00:18:11.000 Whereas every time, you know, Norm was interviewed about Bill Maher, he'd say, you know, you have these comedians.
00:18:15.000 I always think that a comedian's job, you know, primarily is to be funny, you know.
00:18:22.000 And then you have some like Bill Maher who think it's to be, you know, intellectual.
00:18:26.000 Like he's on there with George Will, you know, and then he thinks that's his job there, you know.
00:18:31.000 I think it's to be funny.
00:18:34.000 That's all he would say about Bill Maher.
00:18:36.000 But Bill Maher was talking with Jimmy Kimmel about, and this is him trying to line his pockets because now he's mad that of course people aren't coming out to the shows, but I want you to see the dynamic here in that Jimmy Kimmel doesn't really know how to respond, where Bill Maher does bring up a recent poll that shows just how out of touch All, not some, all Democrats, as a statistical population, Democrats, liberals are, with the statistical reality of COVID hospitalization rates, and watch Jimmy Kimmel laugh more uncomfortably than if he was at, what's that band?
00:19:07.000 Tony, Tony.
00:19:08.000 Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony.
00:19:09.000 Tony, Tony.
00:19:10.000 Yeah.
00:19:10.000 I have to cite a survey that was in the New York Times, which is a liberal paper, so they weren't looking for this answer.
00:19:16.000 But they were talking about, the question was, what do you think the chances are that you would have to go to the hospital if you got COVID?
00:19:25.000 And Democrats thought that was way higher than Republicans.
00:19:30.000 41% of Democrats, and the answer is between 1 and 5%.
00:19:32.000 Okay.
00:19:32.000 41% of Democrats thought it was over 50%.
00:19:39.000 Another 28% thought it was 20 to 49%.
00:19:42.000 So 70% of Democrats thought it was way, way, way higher than it really was.
00:19:47.000 Liberal media has to take a little responsibility for that.
00:19:51.000 For scaring the s*** out of people.
00:19:53.000 And the reason why I'm bringing this up is because it's much harder for every touring act to sell tickets in blue states.
00:20:00.000 They're afraid to go out of the house.
00:20:03.000 Oh, interesting.
00:20:04.000 I don't know how to deal with this.
00:20:05.000 Is there an audience?
00:20:06.000 Are you talking about me?
00:20:07.000 I guess there is.
00:20:08.000 But neither one of them are interested in making them laugh.
00:20:10.000 Yeah, they don't know what to do.
00:20:11.000 No, they talked about pot for like the first seven minutes of the interview and the audience was totally into that.
00:20:16.000 Of course.
00:20:17.000 They wanted to show how cool they are.
00:20:18.000 Well, the thing is, you know, folks, I used to smoke pot.
00:20:23.000 People say, you know me.
00:20:25.000 That's the Bill Maher thing.
00:20:25.000 It's always an inside joke.
00:20:27.000 Well, you know, you know me.
00:20:28.000 I like, well, I like drugs.
00:20:32.000 That's a miracle I've not been me too'd.
00:20:34.000 Yeah, it's a miracle.
00:20:35.000 He talked about hiding pot behind his balls while traveling on air.
00:20:39.000 Yeah.
00:20:40.000 Who hasn't?
00:20:41.000 I am surprised he hasn't been metooed, honestly.
00:20:43.000 No, I am too, because he's always... Do you remember this every TMZ thing?
00:20:46.000 It's like him in 11 blondes.
00:20:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:49.000 No, he likes black women, too.
00:20:50.000 Does he?
00:20:51.000 Yeah, he likes black women.
00:20:52.000 He tastes exclusively like Playboy models.
00:20:54.000 Also, speaking of black people, we're going to talk about Trudeau in a little bit.
00:20:58.000 What a great guy.
00:20:59.000 Yeah, Bill Maher.
00:21:00.000 I mean, he's willing to date a black Playboy model?
00:21:05.000 He will never have me on his show.
00:21:07.000 No.
00:21:07.000 I didn't make it through the screener because I'm not as sharp as the Republicans I have on that show.
00:21:11.000 But I spoke with the screener and then they were like, Oh, let's not do this.
00:21:15.000 We'll call you.
00:21:16.000 Yeah, we'll call you.
00:21:18.000 So the poll he's talking about from New York Times, 41% of Democrats believe the risk for hospitalization was 50% or more.
00:21:23.000 Wow.
00:21:24.000 That's so insane.
00:21:25.000 Compared to only 28% of Republicans, only 10% of Democrats got it right.
00:21:30.000 Unbelievable.
00:21:30.000 And that it was a 1-5% hospitalization rate.
00:21:33.000 Now, keep in mind... Did you notice if every other person was in the hospital?
00:21:37.000 I know.
00:21:38.000 It really is remarkable.
00:21:38.000 It really is insane.
00:21:40.000 Well, here's the thing, too, that they don't understand is this also includes anyone who's admitted to the hospital who tests positive for COVID, incidentally.
00:21:48.000 So if I go in, for example, for the surgery, and I test positive for COVID, that's a hospitalization.
00:21:54.000 So even with that number, it's one to five percent.
00:21:57.000 We need to start putting this in context.
00:21:59.000 At what point can we say, all right, Okay.
00:22:02.000 Overreaction.
00:22:02.000 I think the tides are turning.
00:22:04.000 Yeah.
00:22:04.000 Did you see how bad those numbers were?
00:22:05.000 Bring that, if you can bring the overlay back up, then Republicans and Independents.
00:22:09.000 It is permeated throughout.
00:22:10.000 It's not just... That's pretty high.
00:22:11.000 It's worse than Democrats.
00:22:12.000 Way worse.
00:22:13.000 But you can see those other, the bottom two categories, over 20% and up to 50% and more.
00:22:18.000 Like, so many people believe that you're going to the hospital if you get COVID.
00:22:21.000 Period.
00:22:22.000 You're done.
00:22:22.000 You're going to the hospital.
00:22:23.000 It's going to be a severe case.
00:22:24.000 The statistical chance of you going to the hospital if you have COVID is very, very low, and the statistical chance of you having COVID if you get sick right now is very low.
00:22:31.000 There's a much stronger likelihood that you have something else.
00:22:34.000 Another flu, cold, allergies, sinus infection.
00:22:37.000 This is a statistical reality, and my doctor made it very, very clear.
00:22:41.000 He said, you probably have something else.
00:22:44.000 It's a 10, maybe 15% chance that you have COVID, and you'd probably be asymptomatic.
00:22:48.000 You probably have something else, and we're not keeping this in context.
00:22:52.000 Right.
00:22:53.000 All the other bugs didn't just decide to take a day off because COVID was on the block.
00:22:57.000 It's like, ah, I guess we don't have to kill people this year.
00:22:58.000 Yeah.
00:23:00.000 My last physical had everything.
00:23:04.000 My last physical was just Tony, Tony, Tony.
00:23:05.000 He's getting a finger test and he's like, it ate my glove.
00:23:13.000 Oh, by the way, the best thing you can do on this show is comment.
00:23:16.000 I want to ask you, why do you think the left in Canada may forgive this guy Trudeau with blackface?
00:23:22.000 We're going to go through all the times he's done blackface.
00:23:24.000 He might win the Prime Minister.
00:23:25.000 Do we have enough time?
00:23:26.000 I have no idea.
00:23:27.000 Well, because his different costumes make up 13% of the black people in Canada.
00:23:34.000 And the remainder is just one Haitian immigrant who's like, stop doing that!
00:23:37.000 That's enough!
00:23:39.000 They keep thinking I'm you, but I'm not you!
00:23:42.000 They're like, which one's which?
00:23:43.000 Don't shoot any of us!
00:23:46.000 Don't confuse us!
00:23:48.000 So Chris Rock, being a black guy, he just announced that he has COVID.
00:23:52.000 Now here's the thing, of course no one's happy about the fact that he had COVID.
00:23:54.000 He said, no.
00:23:55.000 He said, hey guys, just found I have COVID!
00:23:58.000 Trust me, you don't want this!
00:24:00.000 Get vaccinated!
00:24:02.000 Except Chris Rock is vaccinated.
00:24:03.000 Is he?
00:24:04.000 Yeah, he is vaccinated.
00:24:05.000 What?
00:24:05.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:24:06.000 Despite being fully vaccinated.
00:24:09.000 It's weird to call him Mr. Rock, as they did in that quote.
00:24:12.000 Is that what they called him, Mr. Rock?
00:24:13.000 Yeah, pull it back up, Angelo.
00:24:15.000 Mr. Rock to Mr. Rock.
00:24:17.000 Mr. Rock.
00:24:17.000 I mean, he is technically Mr. Rock.
00:24:21.000 He was Rock before Rock.
00:24:23.000 Well, that's true.
00:24:24.000 Or The Rock.
00:24:25.000 I know Tony.
00:24:27.000 Which one, though?
00:24:28.000 I'm only familiar with Tony Jaa.
00:24:31.000 So this is something that is important.
00:24:32.000 A lot of people don't realize this.
00:24:34.000 This is the most likely scenario at this point because there's a significant portion of the population who are vaccinated.
00:24:39.000 And so a lot of people say, well, the reason that the majority of people in Israeli hospitals are vaccinated is because the majority of the population.
00:24:45.000 Sure, absolutely.
00:24:46.000 That's true.
00:24:47.000 However, we were all sold a bill of goods that once you were vaccinated, you wouldn't end up in the hospital.
00:24:52.000 We were initially sold that you were protected.
00:24:54.000 Remember the term?
00:24:55.000 I don't know if you remember this term.
00:24:57.000 We used to fill out sheets, right?
00:24:59.000 Dave?
00:24:59.000 Yes.
00:25:00.000 He's... Come on, Dave.
00:25:01.000 What?
00:25:02.000 His eyes, he's suddenly like a... It's the Novocaine, he's taking them out.
00:25:05.000 Did you say Novocaine?
00:25:07.000 Not Novocaine.
00:25:07.000 Oh, what, huh?
00:25:08.000 We used to be... I'll get my teeth drilled later.
00:25:10.000 Do you remember when you had to fill out forms as a kid?
00:25:12.000 Do you know when it used to say immunizations?
00:25:14.000 Yeah.
00:25:15.000 Yes.
00:25:15.000 Well, that's not a thing anymore.
00:25:16.000 Why?
00:25:17.000 Because we're not immunizing people.
00:25:20.000 We're protecting now.
00:25:22.000 It's not an immunization.
00:25:23.000 This is important for people to know.
00:25:24.000 People thought they were being immunized against COVID.
00:25:27.000 Well, you weren't.
00:25:29.000 Now, it doesn't mean that the vaccine is not helpful.
00:25:30.000 It doesn't mean that it doesn't reduce hospitalizations.
00:25:33.000 However, that's not why many of you got vaccinated, right?
00:25:36.000 It was the same reason that you all said, and this is an argument that was making the rounds again on
00:25:40.000 Twitter this weekend, saying, oh, well, Republicans are dumb. They're just going to kill
00:25:44.000 off their base if they don't get vaccinated. If that's true, then let Republicans die and
00:25:47.000 decrease the surplus population.
00:25:49.000 You don't believe it. You don't believe it because the statistics show us right now
00:25:53.000 that the majority of people who are hospitalized, the majority of people who are going into
00:25:57.000 emergency rooms or getting COVID are vaccinated. Yeah.
00:26:01.000 And this comes out from Israel.
00:26:02.000 This is at Washington Post.
00:26:04.000 I think we have the overlay.
00:26:05.000 It was a 700,000 person study, and they found that people who had been naturally infected were 27 times less likely to have a second symptomatic COVID infection than vaccinated people.
00:26:15.000 Now, how did I stumble across this?
00:26:17.000 DeSantis said it, the media said that he was crazy, then PolitiFact and Snopes said it was mostly correct.
00:26:24.000 Now actually, if we bring that up, DeSantis, PolitiFact and Snopes, they said DeSantis was mostly correct.
00:26:29.000 No, he's entirely correct.
00:26:31.000 27 times correct, with a very large sample study.
00:26:34.000 By the way, the reason this is very important, the data coming from Israel, just so you know, is because they do have a massive sort of socialized healthcare system where everyone avails all of their personal information.
00:26:43.000 I don't want that here, but they're taking advantage of it there while they have it.
00:26:46.000 Huge sample size, huge portion of the population who's vaccinated, and it is undoubted right now that it's not working the way that people thought it was working.
00:26:57.000 And natural immunity is 27 times less likely, I can't say 27 times, more likely to not get COVID again.
00:27:04.000 Here's the thing.
00:27:05.000 They changed the name?
00:27:06.000 Or they changed the definition of vaccine?
00:27:09.000 Well, they changed the definition of the protection of the vaccine.
00:27:12.000 It used to be immunized, now it's protection.
00:27:14.000 And it's protection against hospitalization.
00:27:17.000 But what we're dealing with here when we're talking about the Israeli study, and the fact check is DeSantis said this and it was mostly correct, however that study may not necessarily be super accurate because in Israel we don't know people, the severity, how many vaccines they've had, we don't have all this information.
00:27:32.000 And then they say, by the way, that study did show that the most effective is natural immunity plus vaccine.
00:27:37.000 Okay, how do you know that's definitive?
00:27:39.000 How can you say the initial statement of 27 times less likely to recontract COVID if you have natural immunity is not definitive, but then a subset of data saying that natural immunity plus a vaccine is more effective?
00:27:52.000 How can you make one statement definitive and the other general?
00:27:56.000 And this is also important.
00:27:58.000 Can we agree at a certain point?
00:28:00.000 You guys comment, anyone who's vaccinated, people who are not vaccinated, because I know we have liberals out there.
00:28:04.000 I know we have leftists who watch the show.
00:28:06.000 Can we agree if natural immunity makes us 27 times less likely to recontract COVID than the vaccine?
00:28:12.000 It's more effective.
00:28:12.000 Yeah.
00:28:13.000 Let's say natural immunity plus, and I haven't been able to find this number, plus the vaccine makes you 28 times less likely.
00:28:20.000 Can I weigh the risk and reward of myocarditis that the CDC had to host an emergency meeting about?
00:28:24.000 At a certain point, can I say, you know what?
00:28:25.000 Natural immunity is enough.
00:28:27.000 When can I make a decision for my own health?
00:28:29.000 Well, people are losing their jobs if they don't.
00:28:31.000 Well, nobody is taking into account the natural immunity, right?
00:28:34.000 So people that have had COVID before, you still have to get a shot and have a vaccine passport.
00:28:38.000 But let me bring this up, because you said they don't believe it.
00:28:40.000 That's a strong claim, right?
00:28:41.000 That they don't believe that these vaccines are working because they're having to do booster shots.
00:28:46.000 And you know who doesn't believe that vaccines are going to protect you completely from getting COVID?
00:28:51.000 Joe Biden.
00:28:51.000 He said it in his mandate.
00:28:53.000 When he said companies that had 100 employees or more had to get vaccinated, he said, I'm going to protect the vaccinated from the unvaccinated.
00:29:01.000 How do you do that, Joe?
00:29:02.000 What are you protecting them from?
00:29:03.000 They're vaccinated already.
00:29:05.000 Are you saying that they can get COVID?
00:29:07.000 At a high rate, and that's why we have to protect them?
00:29:09.000 They don't believe any of this stuff.
00:29:10.000 You know all of a sudden, Fauci, he cited the Israel study and said, oh, well, it's more, you know, it's definitely there, but we don't know how long it's going to last.
00:29:17.000 You know what he didn't say?
00:29:18.000 It's 27 times more likely to keep you from having another COVID case by having it.
00:29:22.000 He didn't say that number.
00:29:23.000 I haven't heard that from anybody else.
00:29:24.000 No, I haven't heard that number from him either, because he's been trying to argue with the FDA over the boosters.
00:29:30.000 Which, they're like, actually, we don't really think they should be giving boosters to, you know, teenagers.
00:29:30.000 Yeah.
00:29:34.000 He's like, are you sure?
00:29:36.000 I have sock advisor!
00:29:38.000 Do it now!
00:29:39.000 It just makes common sense.
00:29:41.000 Do it while they're not looking!
00:29:42.000 By that point, it's a pinprick!
00:29:43.000 They don't know the difference!
00:29:45.000 I'm a plush toy now.
00:29:48.000 So Israel, 80% of their adult population vaccinated.
00:29:51.000 10,000 new cases were reported on September 13th.
00:29:55.000 60% of gravely ill COVID patients in Israel were among people fully vaccinated as of August 31st.
00:30:00.000 And they've approved a third booster shot.
00:30:03.000 Look, this is one thing.
00:30:05.000 Let me just speak to this.
00:30:06.000 This is not medical advice whatsoever.
00:30:09.000 I'm just going to explain what I just went through, okay?
00:30:11.000 And the problem with YouTube and the problem with social media is they'll try and hold what I'm about to say, which is entirely anecdotal, to the standard of medical advice.
00:30:20.000 It's not.
00:30:22.000 My parents had COVID.
00:30:23.000 They're fine.
00:30:24.000 My wife had COVID.
00:30:25.000 The only reason my wife went in and got tested was because I was feeling sick.
00:30:25.000 Tested positive.
00:30:29.000 Yeah.
00:30:30.000 I have now tested negative five times over the span of eight or nine days.
00:30:30.000 I tested negative.
00:30:36.000 Eight or nine days.
00:30:36.000 Yeah.
00:30:37.000 My wife and I have been hanging out, sharing drinks, you know, swapping, you know.
00:30:44.000 So I asked my doctor, how does this happen?
00:30:45.000 And he said, well, you either had natural immunity or, uh, I don't know.
00:30:50.000 That's pretty much it.
00:30:51.000 You had natural immunity or we don't know.
00:30:53.000 So here's the thing.
00:30:54.000 This is what I have been doing, and I've had people in this office doing it, and this is at the advice of my doctor.
00:31:00.000 This has been my protocol, just so you know.
00:31:01.000 I've been taking zinc and quercetin every day.
00:31:05.000 NAC, the N-acetylcysteine, which we've talked about, which is Been used as an expectorant for a long time, and it increases glutathione in your lungs and in your liver, and then doing a xylitol saline nasal rinse.
00:31:15.000 Okay?
00:31:16.000 None of these things are sponsors.
00:31:17.000 Just want to be clear, but the whole idea behind it was to reduce a viral load.
00:31:21.000 This was done based on all the clinical evidence that I found before me, and I will say, either worked in the sense that I was asymptomatic and already had it, or it worked in that I never got it.
00:31:32.000 But I have been surrounded by people who've had COVID.
00:31:35.000 Maybe I have a natural immunity because of my blood type.
00:31:38.000 I don't know.
00:31:39.000 All I'm saying is that I tried to take health into my own hands.
00:31:42.000 I tried to stay as healthy as I could.
00:31:43.000 And it worked!
00:31:44.000 And we can't even talk about this right now.
00:31:46.000 No one can talk about health, diet, exercise, supplements, for fear of being banned.
00:31:52.000 And now we're all reliant on a leaky vaccine where people are still being put on ventilators.
00:31:56.000 Yeah, and we can't talk about therapeutics, which that used to be the main line of defense, and you and I have talked about why that probably is, and we'll get into that.
00:32:03.000 I'm not going to say it here because it could possibly get us banned from the channel that we are on, even though it's within the FDA's guidelines.
00:32:10.000 It won't get banned when they come out with the new, time-released, Nivermfectin drug.
00:32:17.000 Oh, so what they're going to do is pull it off the market and then make it a prescription only and raise the price?
00:32:22.000 That's never happening.
00:32:23.000 Well, here's something else, too, by the way.
00:32:25.000 My family and my wife got antibodies, the Regeneron treatment.
00:32:28.000 Now Joe Biden has to ration it.
00:32:31.000 Let's be clear, the reason this is being rationed and the rules are changing is because there's not enough for the people who are vaccinated.
00:32:37.000 Let's just be clear, people who are going in and getting the antibody treatment, it's about the same percentage of people who make up the population who are vaccinated.
00:32:44.000 In other words, it's not only unvaccinated people who need antibodies at this point, because vaccinated people are getting sick!
00:32:51.000 This is something that is actually happening across the country right now, and people point to Florida.
00:32:57.000 They try to say DeSantis got money from the company that created Regeneron.
00:33:00.000 Well, Florida had the earliest rollout and one of the most effective rollouts and one of the highest vaccination rates, and they made Regeneron available.
00:33:06.000 They made monoclonal antibody treatments available to everybody.
00:33:09.000 When family members went in, they were in rooms.
00:33:11.000 You're in rooms with four, five, six people, and a majority of them were vaccinated.
00:33:15.000 Just to be clear, when I went into a clinic, just to give you an idea as to how far gone we've gone as a country, when I went into the clinic, my wife left a positive test.
00:33:23.000 I told them, look, I have a negative home test, so I go in for the more accurate test.
00:33:27.000 They test me.
00:33:27.000 They say it's negative.
00:33:28.000 And this nurse, this snooty, snotty nurse says, well, it's negative, but you know, you just treat it like a positive 10-day quarantine.
00:33:37.000 Don't go to work.
00:33:38.000 I'm like, oh, you must be a liberal.
00:33:38.000 Don't see your kids.
00:33:40.000 You think I can just end my life for 10 days?
00:33:44.000 Because it's the only thing they take into account.
00:33:46.000 It can't always be only safety if you're 27 times less likely to get it when you've had it, naturally.
00:33:53.000 Do we shut down the economy for 28 times less likely?
00:33:56.000 Well, an honest question, how is that a vaccine?
00:34:00.000 Yeah.
00:34:00.000 It just doesn't make any sense.
00:34:02.000 It's really a therapeutic.
00:34:03.000 It does a great job of hospitalizations and severe cases.
00:34:06.000 It lowers death rates.
00:34:07.000 Those are all fantastic things, but that's not how it was sold to us.
00:34:11.000 No.
00:34:11.000 And now the goalposts keep moving.
00:34:12.000 By the way, Pfizer, the company that we can absolutely 100% trust, they're always right, never any drugs coming back off the market.
00:34:18.000 No.
00:34:19.000 They said that the vaccine is now, this happened this morning, that it's fine for 5 to 11.
00:34:24.000 Oh!
00:34:24.000 So the FDA is going to have to approve that.
00:34:25.000 Like Parker Brothers.
00:34:26.000 Yes.
00:34:27.000 They studied 2,500 kids, it must be fine!
00:34:30.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:31.000 So, 5 to 11 year olds, and people are like, oh thank god, it's about time, and I'm like, you mean the age group?
00:34:36.000 Just look it up.
00:34:36.000 I'm not even gonna say it.
00:34:37.000 Go to CDC's website, look that age group up, and you tell me that that's necessary right now.
00:34:43.000 It could be.
00:34:44.000 I don't know.
00:34:44.000 I'm just saying, go look it up.
00:34:45.000 It's a good question.
00:34:46.000 It's a scary time.
00:34:47.000 No, it's disgusting.
00:34:48.000 Whatever.
00:34:50.000 Maybe get a vaccine that works.
00:34:53.000 I don't know let's throw that out there. Can we change the name please? It's not even
00:34:57.000 to be pulled off of this or worried about being pulled off a platform by simply stating facts
00:35:02.000 is absurd. I think we're allowed to ask hey how come you still get COVID after the vaccine
00:35:07.000 if everybody was still getting smallpox and stuff.
00:35:09.000 You had the thing and you still got the pox. Look at these rickets. Yeah exactly but why
00:35:16.000 is that guy walking like Brooks from Shawshank? Oh the rickets.
00:35:19.000 I thought we got rid of that.
00:35:20.000 Well, we did. We said we did, but you know, it's leaky.
00:35:24.000 Not so much.
00:35:25.000 Yeah.
00:35:26.000 We have no idea how it really works.
00:35:27.000 And let me tell you one thing too.
00:35:28.000 The list of side effects for monoclonal antibodies, do I have the sheet?
00:35:31.000 Yeah.
00:35:32.000 I've never seen a shorter list of side effects.
00:35:34.000 Oh.
00:35:34.000 My Zyrtec, my daily allergy medicine has a higher list of side effects.
00:35:38.000 And they told family members, they said, hey, by the way, once you get these antibodies, don't get a vaccine for 90 days because it'll undo the natural antibodies.
00:35:45.000 That was interesting.
00:35:45.000 And I'm going, hold on a second.
00:35:48.000 90 days?
00:35:49.000 What about a surge?
00:35:50.000 We're talking about flattening the curve?
00:35:52.000 And I said, is there any way?
00:35:53.000 Is there any way?
00:35:54.000 When I asked these people, doctors, I said, is there any way, for example, to maybe use these preventatively?
00:35:58.000 Have we looked at that?
00:35:58.000 If it lasts for 90 days, you're warning people to not take a vaccine for 90 days because the antibodies are still active.
00:36:03.000 This is what they told us.
00:36:05.000 They said, well, we haven't been able to study that because our study has been right now on treatment.
00:36:10.000 First off, that's bullshit.
00:36:11.000 They haven't been studying treatment.
00:36:12.000 We all know that right now.
00:36:13.000 They're not studying available treatments.
00:36:14.000 Second, I'm going, if you give this to 2 million people, you mean to tell me that you can't study giving an antibody treatment with effectively zero side effects to 5-10,000 to see if it reduces their chances of symptomatic COVID?
00:36:26.000 You can't possibly include that as an arrow in your quiver of studies?
00:36:29.000 They have no interest in it!
00:36:31.000 It's remarkable right now, it's vaccine or bust, and unfortunately, the vaccine is a bust!
00:36:36.000 Okay, talking about China.
00:36:39.000 Oh, do we have to?
00:36:40.000 With Luke.
00:36:41.000 Shang-Chi, is that the name of this?
00:36:42.000 I don't follow the Marvel.
00:36:43.000 Is there even a real Marvel thing?
00:36:44.000 It seems like an invention.
00:36:45.000 Shang-Chi?
00:36:46.000 Shang-Chi.
00:36:47.000 I love it.
00:36:48.000 Did you see it?
00:36:48.000 Do you watch these?
00:36:49.000 Because I know it's your son.
00:36:49.000 I like it with plum sauce.
00:36:53.000 No, I didn't watch it with my son because why?
00:36:56.000 Yeah, it looked like trash.
00:36:58.000 You watched Cruella.
00:36:58.000 I figured you need to wash the palate with something masculine.
00:37:01.000 Well.
00:37:02.000 Nah, I just watch America's Next Top Model and turn them on to RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:37:07.000 Well, we were discussing him earlier.
00:37:09.000 Her.
00:37:10.000 Her whatever.
00:37:12.000 320 million dollars this film's amassed, but what is kind of remarkable is China won't let it play.
00:37:17.000 Oh, why?
00:37:18.000 They claim that the character is racist.
00:37:20.000 Oh.
00:37:20.000 But really their problem is with Simu Liu, the actor, his previous comments about China where he basically said that it was a third world country, that people were starving.
00:37:29.000 Oh.
00:37:30.000 You know, telling the truth.
00:37:31.000 Yeah.
00:37:31.000 Yes.
00:37:31.000 There's a couple actors in there that China does not like because of things that they've said in the past.
00:37:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:37:35.000 If you go to a movie in China, is it all the same?
00:37:38.000 Like you get the same popcorn and the same, it's all equal?
00:37:41.000 I have no idea.
00:37:41.000 One size?
00:37:42.000 Chicken feet.
00:37:42.000 One size.
00:37:43.000 You really can't be like, I get a large.
00:37:44.000 They're like, that's not how this works.
00:37:46.000 That's not how this works here.
00:37:46.000 You get this bucket.
00:37:48.000 You get small.
00:37:49.000 You get a small one.
00:37:49.000 And it's empty.
00:37:50.000 Yeah.
00:37:51.000 You get an empty bucket, go sit, watch a movie, and make no sound.
00:37:56.000 You want butter on your bucket?
00:37:58.000 The second, by the way, most popular movie this weekend was Candyman, and since China, they have a problem with black people too, they made changes to the Chinese cut we found.
00:38:04.000 Yeah, it's a little bit different.
00:38:06.000 The full face replacement.
00:38:08.000 Also, Black Panther 2!
00:38:12.000 I just put the mask on.
00:38:13.000 The interview, though, with this actor is no longer available on the CBC website, just to be clear, where he criticized China.
00:38:17.000 My concern is not with communist China.
00:38:20.000 My concern is with CBC removing this interview that criticizes communist China.
00:38:24.000 My concern is always with big tech and big media organizations who work together to remove criticism of China.
00:38:30.000 I mean, this is sort of an exaggerated version of what we saw with Red Dawn.
00:38:33.000 Remember they switched it to North Korea?
00:38:35.000 We can't offend the Chinese market.
00:38:37.000 Here's the thing, if we're interested in our freedom as a nation and remaining in the United States, we should seek to offend the Communist Chinese government.
00:38:44.000 I think at every point possible.
00:38:46.000 Is that Canadian Broadcasting Company?
00:38:48.000 Is that what you're saying?
00:38:49.000 Is it CBC?
00:38:50.000 Yeah, CBC was where the interview was.
00:38:52.000 Simu Liu is Canadian.
00:38:53.000 Yeah, he's Canadian.
00:38:55.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:38:56.000 So he's Chinese, Canadian, who's not able to have a film in China.
00:39:00.000 Right.
00:39:00.000 Got it.
00:39:00.000 And he also got in trouble because he praised one of his favorite beverage companies, VitaSoy, which I guess is based in Hong Kong.
00:39:07.000 Of course, they don't play very nice with Hong Kong, China.
00:39:09.000 I think we have a clip, right?
00:39:10.000 That's all.
00:39:10.000 What's up, GQ?
00:39:11.000 I'm Simu Liu, and these are my essentials.
00:39:13.000 First, we gotta talk about Asian snacks.
00:39:15.000 So many Asian kids, like myself, when we brought these snacks to school, we used to get made fun of, right?
00:39:20.000 Because the kids wouldn't know what they were.
00:39:21.000 So now, we're here to demystify them.
00:39:23.000 Lemon tea drink from Vita.
00:39:24.000 Lunchbox staple.
00:39:26.000 Look, I don't want to vilify an entire nation of people, so I want to be clear.
00:39:30.000 China's a horrible place.
00:39:31.000 Donald Trump, don't trust China!
00:39:33.000 China is an asshole!
00:39:34.000 We're talking about the communist Chinese government right now.
00:39:37.000 Correct.
00:39:38.000 I know.
00:39:38.000 I love that guy.
00:39:40.000 This is the government that allowed Mulan to film there, which basically shoved Muslim Uyghurs out of the way to film it.
00:39:49.000 We need a concentration camp to film it, so you guys are going to have to go on vacation for a minute and cut rocks with your toes.
00:39:56.000 It's difficult.
00:39:58.000 Skilled labor.
00:39:59.000 And this forced us to do a little bit of left, a little bit of reading.
00:40:02.000 Apparently this guy, you were telling me, this guy from Xinjiang.
00:40:06.000 Yeah, Xinjiang.
00:40:08.000 He's a little based.
00:40:09.000 He might be more right-leaning.
00:40:11.000 There was a Reddit post that we found, and I guess he wrote, I'm all about gender equality, however girls are just not as good as boys at sports, and whenever I play volleyball He wrote this on Reddit?
00:40:22.000 Yeah.
00:40:23.000 A while ago.
00:40:24.000 Verified account.
00:40:25.000 It was him.
00:40:26.000 He said it makes him frustrated.
00:40:27.000 He said, whenever I play volleyball with a girl on the team, I always get frustrated.
00:40:31.000 There's some other comments, too, so maybe not all based.
00:40:34.000 Maybe they're getting frustrated with you being a boy on their volleyball team.
00:40:39.000 That could be it, too.
00:40:40.000 Or it could just be, you know, maybe not a boy.
00:40:41.000 It could be a Jesus on the volleyball team.
00:40:43.000 That's true.
00:40:43.000 Spike!
00:40:44.000 Are you Zach Morris and the gang?
00:40:48.000 So hold on, let me make sure that I have this clear.
00:40:49.000 Marvel panders to China by making a movie about Chinese culture with an all-Chinese cast.
00:40:56.000 They're speaking Mandarin in the movie, if I have this correct, but China cancels the movie anyway.
00:41:01.000 Why I have no interest in watching the movie, so it doesn't matter.
00:41:12.000 No.
00:41:12.000 Oh, well, then you're good.
00:41:13.000 Yeah, you're good.
00:41:14.000 Oh, you're fine.
00:41:15.000 Are you serious?
00:41:16.000 That's a Marvel thing?
00:41:17.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:41:17.000 I didn't see any cards.
00:41:18.000 I had the sets.
00:41:19.000 I didn't see Chang Ji or whatever the hell it is.
00:41:21.000 Well, he's based on Bruce Lee, his father's... Whatever.
00:41:24.000 That's not real.
00:41:24.000 So, based on Bruce Lee, or is it just... You just kind of think that.
00:41:29.000 No, it's based on Bruce Lee, but I mean, it's not his name.
00:41:31.000 While we're talking about this also, Aquafina has gotten in trouble because apparently she
00:41:36.000 has her black scent.
00:41:38.000 Using the name Aquafina?
00:41:40.000 Yeah.
00:41:41.000 I put a W in it.
00:41:42.000 I put a W in it and ripped off a song called My Penis but just turned it to My Vagina and I got a career because they needed a moderately entertaining Asian girl on YouTube and now I have a career that is completely unwarranted.
00:41:55.000 I picked the worst water, too.
00:41:56.000 Worse than Dasani.
00:41:58.000 I'm gonna pick the water that tastes like wet pennies.
00:42:03.000 Well, I mean, if you look at her, you're not gonna pick the most upscale one.
00:42:07.000 No, you're not gonna, she's not gonna be selling, uh, she's no Ozarka.
00:42:11.000 A guy asked for sparkling water next to me on my plane today, and I was just like, yeah, go to hell, man.
00:42:18.000 Yeah, come on.
00:42:19.000 You don't like sparkling water?
00:42:21.000 You don't like the bubbles, Dave?
00:42:22.000 No, it's obnoxious, though, to be like, I'll take sparkling water.
00:42:27.000 Thank you.
00:42:28.000 I'm better than all of you.
00:42:29.000 You were on Spirit Airlines, though, Dave.
00:42:31.000 No, I was not.
00:42:33.000 What happened to stop the Asian hate crimes?
00:42:35.000 Remember that?
00:42:36.000 It used to be a thing.
00:42:37.000 It used to be a thing.
00:42:38.000 Hey, is it considered an Asian hate crime when you actually have people who are being imprisoned in China, and you have people there who are public conscientious objectors, or people who are actually being banned from the country?
00:42:38.000 I guess now we forgot.
00:42:49.000 I'm a little bit confused.
00:42:51.000 Not to mention, of course, the anti-Asian hate crimes that are by and large committed by people of African-American persuasions here in the United States.
00:42:58.000 We don't talk about that.
00:43:00.000 So basically, this is a movie.
00:43:02.000 For rich white people.
00:43:04.000 This is a movie for white feminists in masks to feel like they understand Asian culture, and China bans it.
00:43:10.000 Just like you feel as though you're eating Chinese food with your General Tso chicken, but really their street food is scorpion fried and rat shit.
00:43:18.000 Don't forget about the bats.
00:43:20.000 It's true.
00:43:20.000 Don't forget the bats.
00:43:21.000 My friend said they eat a lot of chicken feet.
00:43:23.000 By the way, the best thing you can do is tune into the show Monday through Thursday.
00:43:26.000 It's a live show, 10 a.m.
00:43:27.000 Eastern.
00:43:27.000 That's the best thing you can do.
00:43:29.000 You can follow us, of course, on Apple iTunes.
00:43:30.000 Where were you hitting?
00:43:31.000 Hit the trigger.
00:43:32.000 Boom!
00:43:33.000 Oh, it was TikTok and Instagram.
00:43:35.000 And we have a big-ass interview with Jordan Peterson tomorrow.
00:43:40.000 So Justin Trudeau, there's a new photo now.
00:43:44.000 Prime Minister, for people who don't know.
00:43:46.000 From Canada.
00:43:46.000 They're still a thing?
00:43:48.000 Yes.
00:43:49.000 He has a recall election.
00:43:50.000 They asked me to be on Megyn Kelly this week.
00:43:52.000 I don't know if I'll be doing it, but they wanted me to be on as their Canadian correspondent.
00:43:58.000 I said, I don't have any interest in... I don't follow it anymore.
00:44:01.000 It's such a silly place.
00:44:02.000 It's irrelevant.
00:44:03.000 I would like it.
00:44:04.000 I'd follow it if it were a state.
00:44:07.000 Blackface.
00:44:08.000 We should just make it a state.
00:44:09.000 We've got a lot of resources.
00:44:10.000 We can be like, alright, Canada, you're a state.
00:44:12.000 The fact that Canada is allowed to exist is proof that we are the only nation that has not been... Can you imagine the Ottomans?
00:44:20.000 With Canada to the north, it's like, wait a second, they have no defense whatsoever?
00:44:23.000 None.
00:44:24.000 Mounties.
00:44:24.000 How many resources?
00:44:25.000 All the natural resources?
00:44:27.000 All of them.
00:44:28.000 Population is a tenth of our population?
00:44:31.000 What?
00:44:31.000 They just walk up there and take it.
00:44:32.000 Their Air Force is a guy in an old Cessna propeller plane with a shotgun?
00:44:37.000 And we're letting them have it?
00:44:39.000 How do they pronounce about?
00:44:41.000 Yeah.
00:44:42.000 Well, that's enough.
00:44:43.000 That's just, that's the clincher.
00:44:45.000 So there's another picture that's come out.
00:44:47.000 Justin Trudeau in blackface from the 2001 Arabian Nights party.
00:44:53.000 It was just discovered this past weekend.
00:44:55.000 Here's the thing.
00:44:59.000 Here's what people are missing with this.
00:45:00.000 He is deliberately showing his tongue to contrast that he's in blackface.
00:45:05.000 That's true.
00:45:05.000 He wants you to know.
00:45:06.000 In other words, if that picture, if he were just sort of walking and he would button up, you wouldn't be like, oh, I don't know, maybe that's a darker guy.
00:45:11.000 But he's going like, look, I'm racist!
00:45:14.000 When he doesn't go just like a little brown, he goes like dark, like Western Snipes.
00:45:18.000 I thought he was going like, Wazzah!
00:45:20.000 Are you sure he's not just dressed as Kazam?
00:45:25.000 Maybe it's his favorite movie.
00:45:26.000 Yeah.
00:45:27.000 By the way, last time he was asked about this, he couldn't recall how many times he had done Blackface.
00:45:32.000 Just to be clear, he's like, I don't know.
00:45:35.000 I don't have so many times.
00:45:36.000 40, 50.
00:45:36.000 This guy has a, I didn't know, there must be a name for it.
00:45:39.000 He must have a fetish for Blackface.
00:45:41.000 Yeah.
00:45:41.000 Yes.
00:45:42.000 I mean, this guy has done it, I think we have a bunch of, is this the one where he's asked, is this the clip, the one that has me in tears laughing?
00:45:49.000 Is that the next one or is it the one after that?
00:45:51.000 It's gotta be this one, yeah.
00:45:52.000 Is it this one?
00:45:52.000 Okay, so this is one that actually, remember this clip in 2019 where he was asked about blackface?
00:45:57.000 Yeah.
00:45:57.000 And then they asked if there were any other instances of him doing blackface.
00:46:01.000 And, uh, I about, I think I was on air and I almost lost I think I almost died laughing so hard.
00:46:08.000 Here we go.
00:46:09.000 I want to begin by saying a few words directly to racialized Canadians who face discrimination every single day in their lives, even in a country like Canada.
00:46:22.000 What I did hurt them.
00:46:26.000 Not even in a country like Canada?
00:46:28.000 You're the only one!
00:46:28.000 It's just you!
00:46:29.000 Blackface.
00:46:29.000 tolerance and discrimination because of their identity.
00:46:32.000 This is something that I deeply, deeply regret. Darkening your face regardless of the
00:46:42.000 context or the circumstances is always That's not true.
00:46:47.000 Because of the racist history of blackface.
00:46:50.000 I'll tell you what.
00:46:52.000 Oh, this is it.
00:46:53.000 In 2001, when I was a teacher out in Vancouver.
00:46:57.000 I attended an end-of-year gala where the theme was Arabian Nights.
00:47:01.000 And I dressed up in an Aladdin costume and put makeup on.
00:47:08.000 Blackface.
00:47:08.000 Is that the only time in your life you've ever done something like that?
00:47:11.000 When I was in high school, I dressed up at a talent show and sang Dale.
00:47:23.000 He thought he was done with it!
00:47:25.000 He's like, uh, thank you.
00:47:26.000 Oh wait, sir!
00:47:27.000 Dang it!
00:47:29.000 Is that the only time you've ever done it?
00:47:31.000 You know, potentially the most racist song that's ever existed?
00:47:34.000 Yeah, I did that while doing a very racist thing as well.
00:47:37.000 Okay, thanks, can I move on?
00:47:38.000 To my credit, it was a very catchy song.
00:47:40.000 We watched you wash off blackface before the interview.
00:47:45.000 No other times you've worn it.
00:47:46.000 That's the follow-up question.
00:47:47.000 Sir, are there any more times?
00:47:49.000 Yeah, so, uh, in middle school.
00:47:51.000 Yeah, he's just like putting it on.
00:47:54.000 He's like, well, yes.
00:47:56.000 Don't we have a collage here of all the other times?
00:47:57.000 I mean, look at that!
00:47:59.000 He's prolific!
00:47:59.000 Look, and he's always, he knows the camera is there and he's smiling like, ah!
00:48:04.000 Everyone get me on camera!
00:48:06.000 He's like, you know, he's like a fruitcake in sequence who just wants to be seen.
00:48:12.000 Why the hat?
00:48:14.000 I mean it's Arabian Nights, you gotta have the hat.
00:48:16.000 Who doesn't wear blackface to an Arabian Nights party though?
00:48:20.000 He went out of his way.
00:48:21.000 He went out of his way.
00:48:22.000 He could have done something different.
00:48:24.000 And by the way, you could wear an Aladdin costume and not paint yourself It's almost as though people would be confused, like, if you just put on the Aladdin costume, like, oh, you're Aladdin, but once you have blackface, like, what are you supposed to be?
00:48:36.000 No, I'm Black Aladdin!
00:48:37.000 Well, that's a weird stretch.
00:48:38.000 Go Blue Aladdin.
00:48:39.000 He could have been just fine.
00:48:41.000 He just didn't want blue.
00:48:42.000 And by the way, I said you could do blackface anytime.
00:48:44.000 If you're a Navy SEAL about to go and take down a village at night, blackface is totally acceptable.
00:48:48.000 Bodybuilding, you can do that there?
00:48:50.000 Especially if it's Baltimore.
00:48:54.000 Or if you're making a movie, Robert Downey Jr.
00:48:57.000 Do we have another montage?
00:48:58.000 Yeah, we do have another one.
00:48:59.000 So he has had to apologize for this repeatedly.
00:49:01.000 Look, it's hilarious.
00:49:02.000 The point is, he's probably going to win re-election in Canada.
00:49:05.000 The argument when people try and go after... Keep in mind, Megyn Kelly was canceled because she said, you know, when we were young, you had girls dress up like Diana Ross.
00:49:12.000 They weren't thinking that they loved the Supremes.
00:49:16.000 They weren't trying to be racist.
00:49:17.000 She goes, I don't think that's the same as a minstrel show in blackface.
00:49:20.000 Was fired for that statement.
00:49:23.000 And this man, who is the darling of the media, the leftist media, this has been his raison d'être.
00:49:29.000 He is a blackface connoisseur.
00:49:31.000 It's what he does.
00:49:34.000 The outrage is fake.
00:49:35.000 No one actually cares.
00:49:37.000 And I honestly, I am surprised this guy has just not gotten the shit kicked out of him by a black guy.
00:49:42.000 Well, there's not many up there.
00:49:43.000 There aren't many, but the other one, Haitian guy, like, stop!
00:49:47.000 I'm at the end of my rope!
00:49:47.000 I'll get you!
00:49:49.000 So, let's, uh, here's a montage of him having to apologize.
00:49:52.000 Non-stop!
00:49:53.000 This has been going on for years!
00:49:55.000 Have a look, it's pretty grainy.
00:49:57.000 Uh, we wanted to be very sure that this wasn't Fox and Liberal.
00:49:59.000 It's like Bigfoot!
00:50:01.000 We are looking at Justin Trudeau in this video.
00:50:06.000 You can see that he has black face makeup on.
00:50:09.000 It's covering his face, neck, his arms and hands, and you can see between the tears in his jeans there that he also has the makeup down his legs as well.
00:50:17.000 This, as you mentioned, is the third image of him within about 12 hours that has come out and initially broken by Time magazine.
00:50:28.000 What an ass.
00:50:30.000 I'm not as bothered by him as I am by the fact that the media tries to.
00:50:34.000 It's just the selective outrage is unbelievable.
00:50:37.000 And I don't think that you should be going around.
00:50:38.000 I'm not offended by it, but it's getting close.
00:50:42.000 He went all the way.
00:50:43.000 He did his entire body.
00:50:44.000 His legs, his arms.
00:50:45.000 His entire body.
00:50:46.000 He's a fetishist.
00:50:47.000 This is the truth.
00:50:48.000 No one wants to acknowledge it.
00:50:49.000 He's like Hoover walking around dressed up like a dame.
00:50:51.000 This guy, he likes looking at himself in the mirror.
00:50:56.000 There's a weird sexual thing.
00:50:57.000 He's much cooler as a black man, I'll be honest.
00:50:59.000 I'd walk up and hang out with that guy.
00:51:00.000 All right, Dave, wake up.
00:51:01.000 What?
00:51:02.000 You're literally falling asleep.
00:51:03.000 I see his eyes actually going to you.
00:51:04.000 I told you I'm not asleep.
00:51:05.000 Blackface.
00:51:06.000 Where's my blackface?
00:51:07.000 This is something else that happened this weekend.
00:51:11.000 Have you guys been following the... now they've tried to be quiet about it at CNN, but they
00:51:15.000 covered it this morning quite a bit.
00:51:17.000 The J6, remember the rally?
00:51:19.000 That was supposed to happen this weekend that we talked about last week, saying this is not a real thing, we don't know anyone who's actually going.
00:51:25.000 Ted Lieu claimed that anyone who was going to show up to this... So I want to cover, I want to explain to you exactly how the media covered it, what they said you should believe, versus what actually happened.
00:51:37.000 And let me just, spoiler alert, there was one arrest.
00:51:41.000 Undercover agent, and it wasn't really an arrest.
00:51:42.000 So I just wanted to lead with that so you know before you think like, oh, maybe this is worse than I thought.
00:51:47.000 No, no, no.
00:51:48.000 It's absolute nothing, but the media still wants you to believe it's something that you need to be concerned about.
00:51:52.000 Ted Lieu claimed that anyone who showed up was a traitor.
00:51:54.000 Here's Ted Lieu looking like he's in the interview.
00:51:59.000 The rally near the Capitol supporting the hundreds of people that have been arrested and charged in the January 6th insurrection.
00:52:05.000 What do you think's behind these people calling for justice?
00:52:11.000 If Republicans want to prevent the risk of further political violence, all they have to do is say one simple, truthful sentence, the election was not stolen.
00:52:22.000 The refusal to do that and to keep promoting the big lie is harmful to our democracy and it's going to result in further political violence.
00:52:28.000 How about middle parts?
00:52:29.000 The people who showed up on January 6th and assaulted our Capitol, they're not heroes, they're traitors, insurrectionists.
00:52:36.000 And anyone showing up today to support those people also are of the same mindset and it's highly disturbing that you still have people in America who want to take our democracy and destroy it.
00:52:47.000 So, they tried to make January 6th out to be, obviously, almost as big as, let's say, the Summer of Love and the riots and the billions of dollars in damages and thousands of casualties to officers.
00:52:57.000 So, they tried to make this out to be January 6th, Part 2.
00:52:59.000 We talked about it last week.
00:53:00.000 No one who we knew was going.
00:53:02.000 We said it wouldn't be.
00:53:04.000 Shouldn't be going.
00:53:05.000 So what did they do?
00:53:06.000 They installed new fence and motion tracking, right?
00:53:08.000 A watchtower outside the Capitol.
00:53:11.000 They had all the security.
00:53:13.000 A wall?
00:53:13.000 A wall.
00:53:14.000 Yeah, a wall.
00:53:15.000 You can believe it.
00:53:16.000 They had riot police show up in full-on battalion gear.
00:53:21.000 And then what happened was no one showed up.
00:53:24.000 And so they built this up and now they had to pivot.
00:53:26.000 And Ted Lieu said that, well, no one showed up.
00:53:28.000 So the media said no one showed up because this is now indicative of Trump's waning influence.
00:53:32.000 Right, you can bring that up there.
00:53:33.000 That's what Ted Lieu tweeted, and this was echoed by Newsweek.
00:53:36.000 They tried to say the very small crowd size of the Justice for Six traitorous rally shows the waning influence of
00:53:41.000 former President Trump.
00:53:42.000 Trump actually warned, just to be clear, he warned people not to go.
00:53:48.000 He said, this is ridiculous, this is his actual quote, on Saturday, that's a setup.
00:53:54.000 If people don't show up, they'll say, oh, it's a lack of spirit, and if people show up, they'll be harassed.
00:54:00.000 Don't go!
00:54:01.000 And then Ted Lieu says, so this is what they tried to do.
00:54:03.000 If it was big enough, they would say Donald Trump is fomenting hatred, and if it's small enough, they go, see, Trump doesn't have influence.
00:54:09.000 The truth, maybe Trump did have influence telling people not to go.
00:54:13.000 He was spot on with all three of those statements.
00:54:15.000 The left has been claiming that this is the party of Donald Trump and that he is the guy behind the scenes pulling the strings.
00:54:20.000 You can't have it both ways, Ted.
00:54:22.000 He's one or the other.
00:54:24.000 He is this evil genius that is taking over the country, or he's a guy that can't get more than 300 people to a rally.
00:54:29.000 Which, by the way, his history with rallies?
00:54:31.000 It's pretty good.
00:54:32.000 It's pretty good.
00:54:32.000 That's kind of his thing.
00:54:34.000 He's a big deal, you know?
00:54:35.000 It's like, well look, thrice married and I was impeached, no longer president, but...
00:54:42.000 Listen to that chair!
00:54:43.000 Look at him!
00:54:44.000 They could never take that away from me!
00:54:46.000 And it's true!
00:54:46.000 That's his thing.
00:54:47.000 His people love him.
00:54:48.000 So it's not an argument that they would want to make.
00:54:50.000 No.
00:54:50.000 Now, how did the media try and frame this event?
00:54:53.000 They said four arrests were made, right?
00:54:55.000 Again, this is available, you can see it at NBC Newsweek.
00:54:59.000 What happened?
00:54:59.000 Well, okay, there was, from what I've seen, and it's really hard to get any information because, of course, they don't want you to get information, one person was detained, and this person, I think we have the video, The one person with a firearm who showed up for who was armed.
00:55:12.000 undercover cop.
00:55:14.000 White shirt what?
00:55:16.000 Are you undercover?
00:55:18.000 I'm not part of the event.
00:55:20.000 I'm just here.
00:55:22.000 I'm just here.
00:55:24.000 Are you undercover?
00:55:25.000 Don't blow it man.
00:55:26.000 I'm not blowing my cover.
00:55:27.000 Don't blow it in front of my four colleagues.
00:55:31.000 Who made you undercover?
00:55:33.000 I did.
00:55:34.000 It was me.
00:55:35.000 Then they pull out his badge and he leaves without being arrested.
00:55:38.000 That's so funny.
00:55:38.000 But you can find the screen grabs, right?
00:55:41.000 What's so funny is when you watch this footage, you just see reporters going through with their stabilizing cameras and they're trying to get all these shots.
00:55:47.000 There was no one there.
00:55:48.000 These were the guys who showed up, just to be clear.
00:55:50.000 Look, these glow sticks were the other attendees who showed up.
00:55:55.000 Look at that FBI stare.
00:55:56.000 Let's dress like douchebags and go to this thing.
00:55:59.000 They won't see us coming.
00:56:00.000 I don't know if that's douchebags.
00:56:01.000 Those are Christmas glow worms.
00:56:03.000 They are.
00:56:05.000 Do we have any video of the other three that they say were arrested?
00:56:08.000 No!
00:56:09.000 Oh no!
00:56:09.000 Or records!
00:56:10.000 At least at the time of this segment.
00:56:13.000 It's only one confirmed almost arrest.
00:56:16.000 So let me go through this again for people who missed it.
00:56:18.000 We'll have a link in the description.
00:56:19.000 All the references are available at loudearthcrowder.com.
00:56:21.000 But last week we talked about the FBI.
00:56:22.000 And we talked about how they have been doing this for a very long time.
00:56:26.000 There's a huge difference between infiltrating an organization and happening to find or intercept some violent criminal activity taking place and actually trying to stage an event or inspire a violent event so that you can capture people.
00:56:38.000 One is doing your job, the other is effectively entrapment.
00:56:40.000 So, what do we have there?
00:56:43.000 The FBI, of course, they interviewed the Parkland shooter well before the shooting happened.
00:56:47.000 Pulse nightclub shooter, the Boston bomber, they didn't report Michele Amoroni's abuse.
00:56:51.000 This happened last week by Larry Nassar for 17 months.
00:56:53.000 Over 40 more women were raped, sexually assaulted, sexually harassed.
00:56:58.000 Of course, the militia Whitmer plot.
00:56:59.000 We went through all this last week.
00:57:01.000 About half of the people involved with the plot and almost all of the people who actually encouraged violence were members of the FBI or senior intelligence agencies.
00:57:10.000 And of course, there was the The FBI has done this non-stop.
00:57:15.000 Liberty 7?
00:57:15.000 We did the whole thing last week.
00:57:17.000 This is what they attempted to do this time, but just on a smaller scale.
00:57:20.000 And they had the media ready.
00:57:21.000 No one showed up.
00:57:22.000 And you could argue no one showed up.
00:57:23.000 Why?
00:57:24.000 Because Donald Trump said, don't show up.
00:57:26.000 Yeah.
00:57:26.000 Well, and people like us, too, are like, what are you talking about?
00:57:29.000 A rally?
00:57:30.000 I heard about it last time.
00:57:30.000 I knew there was going to be a rally last time.
00:57:32.000 Millions of people went to it this time.
00:57:34.000 We're like, what are you doing?
00:57:34.000 This is totally a setup.
00:57:36.000 Don't say nobody showed up.
00:57:37.000 FBI agents showed up.
00:57:38.000 That's true.
00:57:38.000 FBI agents showed up.
00:57:40.000 In force.
00:57:41.000 A couple of U.S.
00:57:41.000 Marshals.
00:57:42.000 They almost arrested each other.
00:57:45.000 So many.
00:57:45.000 Packed in there.
00:57:46.000 Just some guy being interviewed by Stephanopoulos.
00:57:48.000 He has a MAGA hat on.
00:57:49.000 Like, oh, he looks credible.
00:57:51.000 What are you there with the January 6th number two?
00:57:53.000 I'm here to search every outhouse, townhouse, penthouse, penthouse.
00:57:58.000 I want a three-mile cord upriver, downriver.
00:58:00.000 Huh.
00:58:01.000 You're just, you're a Trump supporter.
00:58:03.000 Correct.
00:58:04.000 I think it's like that Spider-Man meme, they're like pointing at each other.
00:58:07.000 Yeah, they're all just, you, FBI!
00:58:09.000 Did anyone out there actually go?
00:58:11.000 Has anyone out there actually gone to this?
00:58:13.000 Was anyone attending?
00:58:14.000 To an insurrection?
00:58:16.000 Yeah, exactly, to a fake insurrection.
00:58:19.000 Who hasn't?
00:58:20.000 Oh, look, Pfizer right now on CNN, low-dose vaccine safe for children ages 5 to 10.
00:58:24.000 5 to 11.
00:58:24.000 Oh, 5 to 11, I'm sorry.
00:58:25.000 They extended the cut-off one.
00:58:26.000 That's true.
00:58:26.000 Oh, 5 to 11, I'm sorry.
00:58:28.000 Two ones there.
00:58:29.000 They extended the cutoff one.
00:58:30.000 That's true.
00:58:31.000 If Papi Harlow says so.
00:58:32.000 Hey, you know what else is safe for kids ages 5 to 11?
00:58:36.000 COVID.
00:58:40.000 Relatively speaking, I'm just saying.
00:58:43.000 As long as they're not huge.
00:58:44.000 You're talking about the vaccine.
00:58:45.000 I'm just saying.
00:58:46.000 Oh, God.
00:58:49.000 That is not medical advice.
00:58:50.000 That is of course not medical advice.
00:58:52.000 I just, I don't know, we're at this point, when do we get over talking about COVID?
00:58:57.000 I'm so exhausted with it at this point.
00:58:59.000 My wife just went, she said, this is the reason there was a toilet paper shortage?
00:59:04.000 I've not met one person who's had it that hasn't been like, this is why we shut down the country for two years?
00:59:09.000 Yeah, I haven't met a single person.
00:59:11.000 It's anecdotal, but statistically, it's also the reality.
00:59:16.000 And then you have people like Michael Buble.
00:59:17.000 Michael Buble canceled the show.
00:59:18.000 My parents were going to go see him in Texas.
00:59:20.000 In Austin he said, they are not following my protocols strongly enough and I will not perform unless there's not a single person in danger.
00:59:29.000 You mean a person with an ear shot?
00:59:35.000 That's the excuse for the rest of your career.
00:59:37.000 So, uh, I'm moving on.
00:59:38.000 Amy Schumer, uh, she had her, uh, she just had her uterus removed.
00:59:42.000 Let's go!
00:59:43.000 What's going on?
00:59:43.000 Uh, what is happening?
00:59:46.000 What the heck was that?
00:59:49.000 So she had her, uh, uterus removed as part of a procedure, uh, that, um, just... What the heck?
01:00:01.000 Hey guys, Whistleblower here.
01:00:03.000 Recently, Steven Crowder took a long hiatus from his show because of some bad complications from surgery.
01:00:08.000 Apparently his lung collapsed or something.
01:00:11.000 But don't feel too bad for him yet, because I'm here to tell you that everything went according to plan.
01:00:16.000 Buckle up, because this one gets crazy.
01:00:19.000 Steven Crowder is actually...
01:00:21.000 Amy Schumer.
01:00:24.000 I got into this rabbit hole after noticing Amy Schumer was taping her new TV series
01:00:33.000 around the same time Crowder was going into surgery.
01:00:39.000 This proves that Chowder is surgically augmenting himself every time he goes on vacation to live his second life as Amy Schumer.
01:00:47.000 Think about it.
01:00:48.000 They use their rivalries with each other to make themselves more famous, playing both sides so they always win.
01:00:55.000 And I already know what you're thinking.
01:00:56.000 What about the time they were both on Fox News?
01:00:59.000 I'm already two steps ahead of you.
01:01:01.000 It's a classic Hollywood split-frame trick.
01:01:05.000 So now, the only question that remains is which came first?
01:01:09.000 The Chowder?
01:01:11.000 Or the Schumer?
01:01:13.000 Or are they something different altogether?
01:01:16.000 That's all for now.
01:01:17.000 I'll see you guys in the next one.
01:01:18.000 Whistleblower out.
01:01:19.000 I'm sorry about that.
01:01:22.000 We need to tighten up security.
01:01:24.000 Yeah, I apologize for that.
01:01:26.000 Need to tighten up the security on the slow news days.
01:01:29.000 I wanted to talk about, this is just sort of, since there's nothing really super topical right now, this is something that's been bothering me for a while.
01:01:36.000 Can we glaze over that?
01:01:36.000 We don't want to talk about it.
01:01:37.000 Yeah, I don't want other people, I don't want any copycats.
01:01:39.000 Alright, I'm just... I didn't know we had sex.
01:01:47.000 I think we need to talk about the military right now going on here in the United States.
01:01:51.000 This is a fundamental change.
01:01:52.000 Someone asked me a question the other day on the show saying, would you encourage your kid to go into the military?
01:01:58.000 My answer now would be no.
01:02:00.000 Not this one.
01:02:00.000 And that doesn't mean that I don't honor and respect, of course, everyone who's fought and died for our country, but I do think that the goal of our military has changed so dramatically recently, and I mean very quickly, in the last two years' time.
01:02:12.000 The goal of the military should be to destroy things, break stuff, win wars, and stop.
01:02:17.000 Win wars, come back home, take the spoils.
01:02:19.000 That's the only reason you should have a military.
01:02:22.000 Now, I don't think that a lot of Americans have the stomach for that anymore.
01:02:24.000 No.
01:02:25.000 Americans don't have the stomach for what winning a war would actually look like.
01:02:28.000 See Afghanistan.
01:02:30.000 And I want to know, people out there who served, again, the best thing you could just comment below if you served, what your view is when you were in the military versus now.
01:02:37.000 And we have a lot of people who don't send me, by the way, like your Navy crosses, stuff like that.
01:02:42.000 I appreciate it.
01:02:43.000 But any of your medals, please, I'll get them mailed to me.
01:02:45.000 I really appreciate it.
01:02:46.000 But I think you should keep it and pass it down to your kids.
01:02:49.000 I appreciate how much the show means to you.
01:02:50.000 But I just, I don't have enough room on the shelf space.
01:02:53.000 And I feel like everything has to go.
01:02:54.000 I can't go in a drawer.
01:02:55.000 So please, I appreciate it.
01:02:57.000 Don't send them.
01:02:58.000 Give it to your kid.
01:03:01.000 A lot of people have been resigning from the military recently, or they've been discharged from the military for ridiculous reasons, which I think you need to look at both.
01:03:09.000 Why are members of the military, people who are a year or two away from their pension, and this has been happening in huge numbers, why are they leaving?
01:03:17.000 People who signed up for the military, and then why are people being discharged from the military?
01:03:22.000 Why are people being given the boot?
01:03:24.000 And which people are not being given the boot?
01:03:27.000 Because that's what's most concerning when you look at what is supposed to be an apolitical petri dish, the military, by its very design.
01:03:35.000 And I'm using this term broadly, of course, including all branches.
01:03:38.000 Now it's meant to be a woke diversity experiment.
01:03:42.000 And I don't mean diversity in that being representative of the American cultural fabric.
01:03:46.000 I mean, you know, Jesus non binary year goes right.
01:03:50.000 Your guests that that seal is your guess is as good as mine.
01:03:54.000 Type diversity quota.
01:03:56.000 So this actually was a something that started this off and inspired it was Lieutenant Colonel Stuart Scheller posted this video criticizing if you guys don't remember, this was sort of the first one the catalyst criticizing the Afghanistan response.
01:04:07.000 I've got battalion commander friends right now.
01:04:10.000 They're posting similar things.
01:04:11.000 And they're saying, You know, wondering if all the lives were lost and if it was in vain, all those people that we've lost over the last 20 years.
01:04:23.000 And he goes on to say that we're all part of a chain, while every link may not be tested, the strength of the chain is only as strong as each link, and you've got to be a good link, something like that.
01:04:34.000 And what I'll say is, from my position, Potentially all those people did die in vain if we don't have senior leaders that own up and raise their hand and say, we did not do this well in the end.
01:04:52.000 Without that, we just keep repeating the same mistakes.
01:04:54.000 This amalgamation of the economic slash corporate slash political slash higher military ranks are not holding up their end of the bargain.
01:05:10.000 I want to say this very strongly.
01:05:15.000 I have been fighting for 17 years.
01:05:17.000 I am willing to throw it all away to say to my senior leaders, I demand accountability.
01:05:24.000 Now, after posting this, he was relieved of duty.
01:05:28.000 Of course.
01:05:28.000 So that was worth being relieved of duty, saying, look, there needs to be some accountability for the higher-ups.
01:05:34.000 Can you not request that when you have 13 Americans dead?
01:05:37.000 At what point are you allowed to say, hey, is someone responsible?
01:05:40.000 Yeah.
01:05:41.000 Especially when these people are in charge of sending you.
01:05:43.000 Yeah, when Trump's in office.
01:05:47.000 Relieved of duty.
01:05:48.000 And I want to contrast that with people who have not been relieved of duty.
01:05:51.000 Last week, Lieutenant Colonel Paul Douglas, Paul Douglas Haig, I guess he tendered his resignation over what he, this is a letter that's been making the rounds, he called a Marxist takeover of the military and the vaccine mandate.
01:06:01.000 This is part of his letter, I want to read it to you.
01:06:03.000 It says, I am incapable of subjecting myself to the unlawful, unethical, immoral, and tyrannical order to sit still and allow a serum to be injected in my flesh against my will and better judgment.
01:06:12.000 The values that our nation was founded on, has lived by, and thrived under, have Really?
01:06:16.000 been utterly decimated by the current presidential administration and the leadership of the military.
01:06:22.000 This guy left, I think he was a year away from pension?
01:06:24.000 Really?
01:06:25.000 Two years, if I'm not mistaken.
01:06:28.000 That takes balls.
01:06:30.000 It really does take balls to work this hard in something you believe in and then accept
01:06:34.000 that it is no longer what you signed up for and throw away all of the compounding interest.
01:06:39.000 Yeah, well and those are the two kind of people specifically that we want to stay in the military.
01:06:44.000 Exactly!
01:06:44.000 Those are the characteristics of leaders that we want leading men and women into battle.
01:06:49.000 Those are the people that we want.
01:06:51.000 Why, if you're going to say as a leader, and as a leader in the military you have to understand this, You're a part of that chain.
01:06:57.000 If you say that not all the pieces of the chain are tested, you were being tested.
01:07:01.000 You failed, leader.
01:07:03.000 You have to be the first person to put your hand in the air, take responsibility, so that the people behind you will still follow you.
01:07:09.000 How can they otherwise?
01:07:10.000 That was his point.
01:07:11.000 We will not be able to follow you well and be an effective military if you don't take responsibility.
01:07:16.000 And someone like that, who we would argue is, these are the kind of people we would want to stay in the military, discharged, they're no longer allowed to take part in it, but here are some people who are superstars in today's military.
01:07:27.000 Remember Army Staff Sergeant Bronson, this broad?
01:07:33.000 I mean, I'm no expert, but that sounded like a terroristic threat.
01:07:36.000 Because not you talking about a bunch of gun on her, going out and starting a bloodbath.
01:07:40.000 Like, have you never heard of the Insurrection Act?
01:07:42.000 There's reasons why the military doesn't deploy within the U.S.
01:07:45.000 And if they did, your little good ol' boy system is not going to fare well for you.
01:07:49.000 I understand that if that weapon and military actually get deployed within the United States, that weapon is not just pointed at other people, other countries.
01:07:57.000 It's pointed at you.
01:07:59.000 If you do not get in your house when I tell you to, you become the enemy.
01:08:02.000 Martial law.
01:08:03.000 You know, where your rights get curtailed.
01:08:06.000 You don't have all those same freedoms that the Constitution guarantees at that point.
01:08:10.000 And to be clear, people were trying to say, oh actually, you need to take that into context, she was responding to somebody.
01:08:14.000 No, no, contextually, we'll have all the references available, it's really bad.
01:08:18.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:08:18.000 In other words, you had someone saying, hey, I can no longer in clear conscience serve in the military that would force me to be vaccinated.
01:08:26.000 Yeah.
01:08:26.000 And you have a woman here who's going, I want to be in the military so I can help force other people to be backstated.
01:08:30.000 Look, first off, she's talking about the gun being aimed at you.
01:08:33.000 Without a gun, you'd be thrown over my shoulder and in a waste paper basket.
01:08:36.000 Let's be really clear here.
01:08:37.000 Talking tough.
01:08:39.000 This is one thing, and she does it quite a bit.
01:08:42.000 This person, as far as I know, has not been relieved of duty.
01:08:45.000 This person has actually become somewhat of a star online, unless it's changed since we last did the research yesterday.
01:08:52.000 She has all kinds of crazy TikTok clips.
01:08:54.000 Look, she does them under the name, I don't know where this comes from, Lord Daddy Nugget.
01:08:58.000 Here's some of her... Lord Daddy Nugget, the Pugsley Addams haircut, and she's talking tough like a lot of angry... I mean... Angry.
01:09:07.000 Just angry.
01:09:08.000 Yeah, angry.
01:09:09.000 Angry balls.
01:09:13.000 Balls of little anger.
01:09:15.000 Balls of higher body fat percentage.
01:09:19.000 Here's a montage of this brave and beautiful, thank you for serving in our military, Lord Daddy Nugget on TikTok.
01:09:27.000 So first and foremost, women's role in white supremacy began long before America.
01:09:32.000 Women had no political power, couldn't vote, but one thing they could do is own slaves.
01:09:36.000 The term stud was created by black people for black people because they were not included in the LGBT community.
01:09:42.000 It was then, and still is now, a term associated with masculine of center black lesbian women.
01:09:48.000 I'm really starting to believe that white men who wear glasses think that they're smart and on to some f***ing Like, I really hope for your sake that you're self-employed.
01:09:56.000 Because I guess then the worst that could happen is you're gonna get some really bad Yelp reviews.
01:09:59.000 I'm gonna take a big red guy 40 and wipe it with this red guy 40's mom.
01:10:04.000 Staff Sergeant Siebert, I know you lying.
01:10:06.000 I know you're not a whole soldier in the United States Army flying this flag.
01:10:09.000 I know you're not a whole staff sergeant in the United States Army talking about military suicide.
01:10:13.000 And you as a non-commissioned officer should know your place.
01:10:16.000 Furthermore, you serve the people of the United States.
01:10:19.000 How about he comes and meets you and folds you up like a pup tent?
01:10:29.000 Also, ironic that she's saying wear a helmet because here is a picture of this broad riding a Harley, so she's not fiscally responsible, with a Biden flag and no helmet.
01:10:41.000 And by the way, that's not allowed on base, off base, if you are active military.
01:10:45.000 That is a reason for being reprimanded in today's military.
01:10:47.000 Nothing!
01:10:47.000 Why do you think that this broad has not been reprimanded?
01:10:50.000 Sorry, this wonderful, beautiful, brave Z?
01:10:53.000 I don't know.
01:10:53.000 Do we know what this person is?
01:10:55.000 This person is out there who is campaigning and consistently, publicly attacking other service members.
01:11:02.000 Nothing.
01:11:02.000 A guy who simply made a statement, in general I think we need some accountability from the higher-ups.
01:11:07.000 Gone.
01:11:08.000 That tells you what the goal is.
01:11:10.000 Does that tell you that the military, their goal right now is to have the most effective soldiers who go out and kill people and break stuff?
01:11:15.000 Because if not, we shouldn't have a military.
01:11:17.000 It's somebody who spends way too much time making cuts on TikTok.
01:11:20.000 Did you notice that?
01:11:21.000 It's like every other word, man.
01:11:22.000 What is going on?
01:11:23.000 Well, they also, by the way, the army banned TikTok from government phones in 2019 because of its rampant security issues.
01:11:28.000 She's probably taking her TikTok from her helmetless Harley.
01:11:34.000 I just hate it.
01:11:35.000 That's the kind of person that makes me want to slap somebody.
01:11:37.000 And I mean, I know she's, she would be fine with it because she wants equal rights.
01:11:42.000 Yeah, she was challenging.
01:11:43.000 She was like, why don't you come over here and talk to me?
01:11:46.000 I wouldn't want to, but she's the kind of person that makes me do it.
01:11:49.000 Here's the truth.
01:11:49.000 Women don't want accountability that men have with other men.
01:11:52.000 I was talking with my wife about this the other day.
01:11:53.000 A lot of what women would consider abuse is the way men interact with each other.
01:11:57.000 Yeah.
01:11:57.000 In the sense that, you know, we roughhouse with each other.
01:11:59.000 I was just talking with my wife about this.
01:12:01.000 I remember I had a friend, a relative, who was kind of drunk and unruly.
01:12:05.000 Yeah.
01:12:05.000 And I said, you got to go.
01:12:07.000 And I grabbed him and took him out from there.
01:12:09.000 I was like, you got to go.
01:12:10.000 Me and a buddy grabbed him and took him out and got him into a car.
01:12:12.000 Yeah.
01:12:13.000 I realize that's how men interact with men, right?
01:12:15.000 If we were to do that to a woman, that's abuse.
01:12:17.000 Well, and we know there's a...
01:12:18.000 Women don't want us to treat them the way that we treat men.
01:12:20.000 I'm not saying that you should, but I'm saying we consistently behave with each other in a way
01:12:24.000 that would be considered abuse if it were toward a woman, because men are the stronger biological sex, absolutely,
01:12:29.000 and I don't think that we should be as physical with women, of course.
01:12:31.000 But the point is, when a woman wants it both ways and says, why don't you come over here and...
01:12:35.000 Do you really want to hear that knock on your door?
01:12:37.000 I don't think so.
01:12:40.000 My wife and I actually talked about this with the YouTube girl that they think they found her body in the park.
01:12:45.000 And there was a police report saying that they had both been physically violent against each other.
01:12:50.000 And I was like, honey, if we have a girl, that's one of the things we have to tell her.
01:12:53.000 Never act like you have this safe place to hit a man from and that there won't be a response.
01:12:58.000 Now obviously the man doesn't need to respond.
01:13:00.000 Like you said, stronger sex, like, you have to have some restraint.
01:13:03.000 But at the same time, you can't just hit a guy and think he's not going to react.
01:13:07.000 Right.
01:13:08.000 Like, and that's what this girl is doing.
01:13:09.000 She's operating from this safe place.
01:13:10.000 Now, she could probably take most, you know, frumpy, you know, Antifa guys that are walking around, but not somebody who's trained in any kind of, like, martial art at all.
01:13:18.000 Even karate!
01:13:19.000 Picture the wimpiest, unable-to-do-female-pushups-only-planking-as-part-of-his-PT-requirement Antifa guy would mop the floor with her.
01:13:27.000 It would be absolutely embarrassing.
01:13:28.000 People will understand the difference.
01:13:31.000 You know, other than that.
01:13:32.000 I can do push-ups three at a time.
01:13:36.000 That's two.
01:13:37.000 Alright, one more.
01:13:38.000 It's really, and from what I understand, this person hasn't been relieved of anything.
01:13:40.000 Now, here are some more examples.
01:13:42.000 Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Lohmer.
01:13:44.000 He was fired from appearing on the conservative show.
01:13:46.000 Steve Gruber.
01:13:48.000 Discussed his book on how Marxism was in vain in the United States military.
01:13:50.000 There have been quite a few examples of people who've been banned, people who've been punished, simply for speaking out.
01:13:56.000 Look, do we have to act as though, at least throughout history, people in the military aren't more inherently conservative?
01:14:04.000 Aren't inherently more freedom-loving Republicans who joined the military?
01:14:08.000 And this is something else too, when we're talking about the military, I don't know when it had to become inclusive.
01:14:15.000 I really don't know when it happened.
01:14:16.000 I think that this went wrong with women getting the right to vote.
01:14:18.000 What do I mean?
01:14:19.000 Let me explain.
01:14:19.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:14:21.000 Men didn't have the right to vote unless they were a part of mandatory draft.
01:14:26.000 Yeah.
01:14:26.000 Draft.
01:14:26.000 They had to pay taxes.
01:14:28.000 Mandatory bucket duty meant you had to show up if there was a fire.
01:14:31.000 If you didn't do these things, you weren't allowed to vote.
01:14:34.000 Voting was a privilege for men.
01:14:36.000 And then women said, well, we want the right to vote.
01:14:37.000 And they said, okay, so part of the draft.
01:14:39.000 And they said, no.
01:14:42.000 I want everybody who can do the job, right?
01:14:44.000 So this is not like a G.I.
01:14:45.000 Jane where there's a box and she can do something differently.
01:14:47.000 point here is look I don't know when we we got to this point where we have to
01:14:51.000 include everybody in the military yeah I don't know why women aren't technically
01:14:54.000 included in the draft still at this point I want everybody who can do the
01:14:58.000 job right so this is not like a GI Jane where there's a box and she can do
01:15:02.000 something differently like literally if you can do the exact same job fine but
01:15:06.000 that has to be the standard because we're about winning wars because
01:15:09.000 eventually another beach is probably gonna have to be stormed and it's not
01:15:12.000 going to be the transgender person necessarily that we're looking
01:15:16.000 I don't care!
01:15:16.000 If they can fight, and if they can do the job, that's fine.
01:15:20.000 But that can't be what you build this on, and that's what they seem to be doing right now, going, oh, this is more important than being strong.
01:15:26.000 It's having this Marxist ideology.
01:15:28.000 We need to worry about that.
01:15:29.000 We need to worry about leftists getting mad at us, because we're picking somebody out.
01:15:32.000 Labeling Jesus non-binary.
01:15:35.000 Yes, exactly.
01:15:36.000 There's nothing you're contributing.
01:15:38.000 That's my problem.
01:15:39.000 It's meaningless.
01:15:40.000 If you want to fight, fight.
01:15:42.000 And here's the issue, too.
01:15:43.000 The reason the United States military existed, at least the reason is, was to protect the values that make the United States of America, America, right?
01:15:51.000 The American military went forward, when you look at a lot of them, to fart!
01:15:55.000 To fart.
01:15:56.000 To fight!
01:15:57.000 Marxist!
01:15:59.000 In your face!
01:16:01.000 That's how they got caught by Charlie.
01:16:03.000 Hey, quiet!
01:16:06.000 No seriously, we went forward to fight Marxist ideology.
01:16:15.000 We went forward to fight socialist ideology.
01:16:17.000 We went forward because we believe in the great experiment that was the United States of America, which was based on this idea of federalism, the idea of federal government, the idea of autonomy before federal government, a state government, a municipal government, and before Before that, the central building block that was the family that had their own rights to make their own decisions and build their communities.
01:16:34.000 And now we are trying to break that away.
01:16:37.000 We are trying to pull at that thread and create a petri dish in the military instead to foster and create an environment where Marxist ideals can thrive.
01:16:49.000 I'll tell you what, if you look at this lady, this sergeant, the enemy is within.
01:16:52.000 Who do I want in the military?
01:16:54.000 I'll tell you exactly who I want in the military.
01:16:56.000 Not everybody who will show up and wants to meet a diversity quota and get their college paid for?
01:17:00.000 No, not in the Army National Guard, your pan.
01:17:03.000 Not all of those people.
01:17:04.000 What I do want in the military is a guy who believes in the United States of America, who loves his country, who's proud of his forefathers who also served, and who would be out there on the weekend with a gun, leather-necked, fighting God knows who in a barn, going out and killing deer anyway, only replaced his deer rifle with an AR-15 and the right to kill terrorists and Marxist scum.
01:17:26.000 That's the person I want in the military, and by the way, he should be able to do a few pull-ups.
01:17:30.000 How about that?
01:17:30.000 Just have a minimum requirement.
01:17:32.000 We wanted people in the military.
01:17:34.000 We looked up to people in the military for the same reason we looked up to people in college at one point in this country.
01:17:38.000 Do you realize at college, university, at one point, like, if your grandmother or grandfather went?
01:17:43.000 Big deal.
01:17:43.000 It was difficult!
01:17:45.000 Because they actually had to learn shit that mattered!
01:17:48.000 They would learn stuff that you... They weren't doing classes on gender studies, and on underwater basket weaving, or on the corrosive nature of the patriarchy through social media and tech.
01:18:00.000 No, they weren't doing that.
01:18:01.000 They were learning things.
01:18:02.000 They were learning how to do the math for the space launch.
01:18:05.000 They were learning how to become nurses.
01:18:07.000 They were learning how to actually teach children.
01:18:09.000 You know what they were doing in the military?
01:18:10.000 They were actually learning how to destroy shit.
01:18:13.000 Because that's the only reason a military exists.
01:18:16.000 Is to destroy shit.
01:18:18.000 It's not to nation-build.
01:18:20.000 It's not to try and build another democ... It's not to go forward and make ourselves...
01:18:23.000 Friends with everyone in the world, and it's certainly not to make sure that every single demographic and gender and whatever else is there, I don't know, gender, sex, whatever you want to use, depending on what we're including in the driver's license that day, get a seat at the table.
01:18:36.000 It is to have the most effective force at breaking shit and taking the stuff.
01:18:42.000 That's it!
01:18:43.000 We should not go to war unless we break stuff and take what's left.
01:18:46.000 And we shouldn't put anyone in harm's way or in the military who cannot break stuff and take what's left.
01:18:51.000 So this is just to give you an idea as to how far we've gone.
01:18:54.000 I would not want my kids to go in the military.
01:18:56.000 For the same reason I wouldn't want my kids to go to an Ivy League school anymore because I'm afraid they're going to be indoctrinated the same way.
01:19:02.000 I don't want them sitting under that drill sergeant.
01:19:05.000 We'll skip that next montage here really quickly.
01:19:07.000 Let's show what our recruitment looked like here in this country during World War II and the 90s.
01:19:13.000 This is how we viewed and this is how we wanted the world to view the United States military.
01:19:17.000 No, this is not the interior of a birdcage.
01:19:27.000 And the man you see obviously is not a bird.
01:19:30.000 Nobody thought it was.
01:19:33.000 But he does lay eggs.
01:19:36.000 He's training to become a bombardier, the boy who drops these beauties where they do the most good.
01:19:41.000 Do the most good!
01:19:43.000 We do more before 9 a.m.
01:19:45.000 than most people do all day.
01:19:47.000 That's 80s.
01:19:48.000 Oh yeah, when they're like, have a bug life.
01:19:51.000 Casey Kasem!
01:19:53.000 Join the army.
01:19:56.000 It's a party, look at my mustache.
01:19:58.000 That's a porn star mustache.
01:20:01.000 But just look at what they actually tried to present there.
01:20:05.000 You know what the military was.
01:20:06.000 So now we can react to the most recent recruitment ad from the military.
01:20:12.000 Let's just roll it.
01:20:13.000 All of us can watch this again so you see how far we've fallen.
01:20:16.000 It begins in California with a little girl raised by two moms.
01:20:25.000 On the Santa Monica Pier.
01:20:31.000 Although I had a fairly typical childhood.
01:20:33.000 No you didn't.
01:20:34.000 Took ballet.
01:20:35.000 Played violin.
01:20:37.000 I also marched for equality.
01:20:40.000 I like to think I've been defending freedom from an early age.
01:20:43.000 Myla, you're wrong.
01:20:44.000 My mom ruined my Saturdays.
01:20:45.000 When I was six years old, one of my moms had an accident that left her paralyzed.
01:20:50.000 Doctors said she might never walk again.
01:20:53.000 But she tapped into my family's pride to get back on her feet.
01:20:57.000 Eventually standing at the altar to marry my other mom.
01:21:01.000 With such powerful role models, I finished high school at the top of my class.
01:21:06.000 And then attended UC Davis, where I joined a sorority full of other strong women.
01:21:12.000 As graduation approached, I began feeling like I'd been handed so much in life.
01:21:18.000 A sorority girl stereotype.
01:21:20.000 Sure, I'd spent my life around inspiring women.
01:21:24.000 But what had I really achieved on my own?
01:21:27.000 One of my sorority sisters was studying around Native.
01:21:30.000 Another was climbing Mount Everest.
01:21:33.000 I needed my own adventures.
01:21:35.000 my own challenge. All throughout this there could have been some guy who's hunting, fishing,
01:21:40.000 and dreaming of killing jihadis because his dad went to war.
01:21:44.000 Yeah. Maybe shatter some stereotypes along the way.
01:21:44.000 That's the guy I want.
01:21:47.000 This is them not listening to me. I'm U.S. Army Corporal Emma Malone, Lord, and I answered my
01:21:55.000 calling. Well, you answered something. What if we do this and this and they're like, shut up, Sharon.
01:22:05.000 We get it.
01:22:06.000 Your moms are lesbians.
01:22:07.000 You couldn't pass the plank tests.
01:22:09.000 Why is that the relevant fact in this?
01:22:11.000 Like, if she can go and fight, or she has this strategic mind that is incredibly valuable, like, those are the things that I care about in the military.
01:22:17.000 Why is the rest of the story- How long was that at?
01:22:19.000 That was 1 minute 40 seconds.
01:22:21.000 It was 1 minute 40 seconds, and less than 8 seconds, I counted, were spent on her actually doing military things.
01:22:27.000 Yeah.
01:22:27.000 But she was- the mom was in an accident, then at the end of the commercial she's climbing Mount Everest.
01:22:33.000 She didn't just be like, and my mom died on Mount Everest.
01:22:37.000 Because she couldn't climb down.
01:22:39.000 My mom actually, she did fine on Mount Everest, but then she slipped down, rolled down, went back up, and she died on K-12.
01:22:43.000 Oh, well, your mom should have learned her lesson in the first accident.
01:22:47.000 This time she didn't really get back on the treadmill.
01:22:50.000 She sort of rolled around on it.
01:22:52.000 Didn't tap into that pride.
01:22:53.000 Notice the fat wedding picture.
01:22:55.000 She was ready to be graced.
01:22:57.000 How?
01:22:57.000 None of that is relevant.
01:22:58.000 No.
01:22:59.000 None of that is relevant to the ability to kill people.
01:23:03.000 Or the ability to make sure that you develop a, and I obviously understand that not everyone in the military is a grunt, you have commanding officers, people who do great work, but developing strategies that ultimately result in the killing of people, ultimately result in the elimination of threats.
01:23:16.000 None of that is included there!
01:23:18.000 It's like these new commercials where you sit there and you watch a commercial and there's like a parody of some song like, oh, oh, it's Chantix, you know, and you're sitting there like, what the hell is that commercial for?
01:23:28.000 I have no idea!
01:23:29.000 That's bad.
01:23:30.000 Is that Ozantik?
01:23:31.000 Ozantik, yeah.
01:23:32.000 Is it a drug?
01:23:33.000 Yeah, I guess.
01:23:34.000 I don't know what it does.
01:23:35.000 But the point is, you simply go, I have no idea what this commercial was about.
01:23:37.000 That's the United States Military Recruitment Act!
01:23:40.000 Or you watch one where there's like a white dad, a black mom, and an Asian kid, and you're like, so do you two make Asian?
01:23:47.000 So which one of you cheats?
01:23:51.000 Well, it's not that diverse anywhere.
01:23:54.000 Well, that's the other argument, too, that we get brought into with this.
01:23:57.000 And people are going to say this to you, like, oh, it's just you're the kind of person who would only want white men in the military.
01:24:02.000 No, that is not the same thing at all.
01:24:04.000 Who's going to protect them?
01:24:05.000 Exactly.
01:24:06.000 You've got to send in minorities first, then the white man.
01:24:10.000 No, I realized I was agreeing with David.
01:24:12.000 It turns out he was being racist, so I'm pulling that back.
01:24:16.000 What do you mean racist?
01:24:18.000 You put in the lessers!
01:24:19.000 That's not how this works.
01:24:21.000 You put in people who can fight.
01:24:24.000 I'm just gonna keep going as though Dave is not speaking.
01:24:28.000 Black people and white people, that wasn't the... No, I know.
01:24:30.000 But that wasn't the differentiator.
01:24:32.000 It was all about, oh, these people can fight.
01:24:33.000 Everybody can go.
01:24:34.000 I don't care what color you are.
01:24:36.000 Honestly, I don't care who you choose to have sex with.
01:24:38.000 Though, if you think that's the most interesting thing about you and you have to tell everybody, that's a bit of a problem.
01:24:42.000 I want people who can fight.
01:24:44.000 Period.
01:24:45.000 If that means you have two moms or two dads, I really don't care.
01:24:48.000 I don't think those are great decisions, but hey, we're talking about winning wars now.
01:24:51.000 Yeah, I don't mind if you go and fight the Afghans, uh, who you have sex with, considering, you know, they like kids and sheep.
01:25:01.000 And not in that order.
01:25:02.000 No, usually it's the... And this is where we are now.
01:25:05.000 They wipe it off on the sheep.
01:25:06.000 This is how out of touch, this is how out of touch the American...
01:25:12.000 The American military is right now, where our leadership is upset that the Taliban doesn't have a diverse enough and inclusive enough government.
01:25:22.000 They just banned girls from high school.
01:25:24.000 What do you think they were doing while you were creating, while you had Pixar on the payroll to do your lesbian army recruitment ads?
01:25:31.000 I haven't been able to sleep properly since we watched that video where a guy goes, I believe it's Taliban.
01:25:38.000 Taliban.
01:25:39.000 Taliban.
01:25:40.000 Did you just make sure that the Taliban wasn't offended by the pronunciation of their name?
01:25:46.000 That's when I gave up.
01:25:47.000 What are you, a woman in Kabul?
01:25:49.000 Yeah, no, what are you?
01:25:49.000 I went to Duke U, but I wasn't a strong enough woman.
01:25:56.000 Well, hey, what if we go in and we scissor him?
01:26:00.000 Just shut up, Shannon.
01:26:01.000 You don't know anything.
01:26:04.000 You know who did a good job of making a tough woman?
01:26:07.000 That was James Cameron in Terminator 2.
01:26:09.000 Sarah Connor was better.
01:26:10.000 She used guns!
01:26:12.000 That wasn't somebody trying to be woke and saying, don't hold my hand while we run.
01:26:17.000 That's what it evolved into.
01:26:18.000 That was a better job.
01:26:19.000 They gave her a Karen haircut for the new one and ruined the whole thing.
01:26:24.000 It was the haircut.
01:26:25.000 The whole movie.
01:26:26.000 You're like, why did she have it?
01:26:27.000 She made her hate being a mother, which is ridiculous.
01:26:29.000 It's her whole character.
01:26:30.000 Well, look, come on.
01:26:31.000 She has the scars to get over.
01:26:32.000 It was a difficult life.
01:26:34.000 Let's be honest.
01:26:35.000 They're kind of coming with a little bit of baggage.
01:26:36.000 I'm gonna ruin the movie real quick, too.
01:26:39.000 The Terminator comes back and shoots John Connor, like, immediately, and it's like- In the new one?
01:26:44.000 In the new one, yes!
01:26:45.000 The newest one.
01:26:46.000 Like, it's the first- and you're like, so, what, the whole T2 is for nothing?
01:26:51.000 Yeah.
01:26:51.000 All he had to do was show up at a wet bar in Barbados- What about the foot crushing the skull?
01:26:57.000 And the future falling?
01:26:58.000 None of that matters?
01:26:59.000 No, he's literally hitting on a girl in Cancun and Arnold walks up and kills him and you're like, well, that was wasteful.
01:27:08.000 I love how Dave thinks, he's like, oh, I don't want to ruin the movie.
01:27:10.000 I'm like, no, they did that to themselves.
01:27:13.000 You're right, you are right.
01:27:14.000 And it was in the first ten minutes.
01:27:16.000 Like, I'm done, that's it!
01:27:17.000 I don't know which one was the last one before that, but it's where they had to decide that they were either going to, it would be required to inject Arnold with so many synthetic hormones that it was just easier to CGI him.
01:27:27.000 It was bad.
01:27:28.000 Genesis.
01:27:29.000 And he starts going, well, we age just like people.
01:27:33.000 It's like, no, no, they worked that in.
01:27:35.000 Yeah, they worked that in.
01:27:36.000 Genesis was actually kind of fun in that they remade that opening scene to the first part.
01:27:40.000 Yeah, you should go outside.
01:27:44.000 I liked it.
01:27:45.000 I liked the tie-in.
01:27:45.000 I was like, oh, that's cool.
01:27:46.000 All right.
01:27:47.000 The rest of it's fine.
01:27:48.000 You liked Transformers 4.
01:27:49.000 All right.
01:27:49.000 I did not.
01:27:50.000 Transformers 1.
01:27:51.000 The point is this.
01:27:52.000 We have to go to Mug Club.
01:27:52.000 We'll be taking your chat because it's one of those days.
01:27:55.000 Our military, look, it's ceasing to be a military.
01:28:01.000 Okay?
01:28:03.000 It's ceasing to be what a military is designed to do.
01:28:07.000 And I don't think that Americans have the stomach for what winning a war would look like in Afghanistan.
01:28:12.000 It's a 20-year war because we thought that we could prop up a democracy, right?
01:28:16.000 And that same kind of idea is what permeates now this inclusivity bullshit in the military, placing priorities on things and values that do not matter, that could not be less relevant as it relates to military engagement and combat.
01:28:32.000 If your parents are lesbians, who cares?
01:28:35.000 One of them got into a Fender Bender and climbed Mount Everest.
01:28:38.000 Nobody gives a rat's ass.
01:28:42.000 Nobody cares about any of these things.
01:28:43.000 Your race, your gender, your ethnicity, what you do on TikTok.
01:28:46.000 None of those things should matter.
01:28:47.000 It's how effective are you at killing, destroying, pillaring, plundering, ending the confrontation as swiftly and brutally as possible so that everyone around says, we better not even think of trying them.
01:29:03.000 That is the only reason for a military.
01:29:05.000 It should be the only reason we go to war.
01:29:07.000 And it should be the only, it should be the criteria for the only kind of people That's just one man's opinion.
01:29:15.000 You can let me know what you think.