Louder with Crowder - February 22, 2022


Trudeau ENDS 'Back the Blue!' Canadian Gestapo TURN on Own Citizens | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 35 minutes

Words per Minute

195.7834

Word Count

18,681

Sentence Count

1,693

Misogynist Sentences

74

Hate Speech Sentences

85


Summary

On this week's episode of The Mug Club, the boys are joined by a special guest, Timmy, a high school student from Minnesota, to talk about a police officer who gives him PCP, the Ukraine, and much more!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Outro music.
00:00:17.000 Outro music.
00:00:19.000 Nazi fags.
00:00:20.000 Jews unique.
00:00:25.000 Nigger.
00:00:26.000 Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
00:00:29.000 President Trump and the demagogues around the world.
00:00:33.000 But I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:00:38.000 We choose truth over facts.
00:00:42.000 I want to be clear.
00:00:43.000 I'm not going nuts.
00:00:44.000 Minnesota!
00:00:46.000 And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.
00:01:04.000 All right there now, Timmy.
00:01:06.000 I know you're a teenager, but if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
00:01:10.000 You can't park your vehicle faced into oncoming traffic.
00:01:13.000 Come on, let's move.
00:01:14.000 Well, gee, officer, I'm sure sorry.
00:01:17.000 Can I just go back to my car?
00:01:19.000 No, no, I want you to follow my instructions.
00:01:20.000 Either get down on the ground or follow me away from the vehicle.
00:01:23.000 But, officer, can't I just get my PCP?
00:01:27.000 No, well, you know, usually I'd say no, but you can make it quick.
00:01:31.000 Come on, get on out of here, you white rascal.
00:01:33.000 Oh, boy!
00:01:34.000 Oh, those boys!
00:01:35.000 What ticker will they find themselves in next?
00:01:39.000 Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
00:01:45.000 Browser.com!
00:01:48.000 ["Strange Animals"]
00:01:57.000 -"Strange Animals".
00:02:00.000 ["Strange Animals"]
00:02:24.000 Sorry, I was just clearing it out.
00:02:27.000 I had like a sinus infection thing.
00:02:30.000 Allergies that turn into a sinus infection.
00:02:31.000 And I just, I apologize for that.
00:02:34.000 Disgusting!
00:02:35.000 Look, it's smiling at me!
00:02:39.000 Really gross.
00:02:40.000 And also, I've been on this Pretnazone thing to help with it.
00:02:45.000 And so I haven't slept.
00:02:47.000 So I warn you if I show up looking like Michael Keaton.
00:02:53.000 We have a lot to get to today.
00:02:54.000 Look, obviously Russia invaded the Ukraine.
00:02:56.000 Don't know how much I care about that, but we will talk about it.
00:02:58.000 And we have a rebuttal, as we promised yesterday, to John Oliver, the critical race theory segment that he did.
00:03:05.000 Let me ask you something really quickly, before I even get to the question of the day.
00:03:08.000 How many slaves do you think there are on planet Earth today?
00:03:13.000 How many do you think that compares to early America?
00:03:19.000 Colonialism.
00:03:21.000 Look, I'm not saying that we shouldn't teach people about slavery.
00:03:23.000 I'm not saying that we shouldn't teach people that it's evil.
00:03:25.000 We're going to talk about critical race theory, I think, when it's appropriate.
00:03:25.000 We're going to get into that.
00:03:28.000 Probably not in long division class.
00:03:31.000 That's a class?
00:03:32.000 But we need to teach it alongside the fact.
00:03:35.000 But there are still slaves today.
00:03:36.000 We just give it different names.
00:03:37.000 It's human trafficking!
00:03:39.000 We soften it up a little bit.
00:03:40.000 It's not indentured servitude, it's indentured styling!
00:03:44.000 So we'll talk about that, and also my real question of the day is, do you trust the police?
00:03:50.000 We're going to be talking about the difference here in Canada, what's happening.
00:03:52.000 People on the left, the violence versus the police, versus people on the right.
00:03:56.000 I think there's a healthy mistrust of police.
00:03:58.000 I think there's a healthy mistrust of authority.
00:03:59.000 Comment below where you line up with the police because there is right now a record high as far as, I guess I should say, a record low as far as confidence in the police.
00:04:08.000 And look, there's something we should be able to find common ground on.
00:04:12.000 We've all talked about police reform.
00:04:14.000 Okay, but where do we find that common ground?
00:04:16.000 And this is a real problem as far as what's going on in Canada.
00:04:19.000 Also, Gerald is going to, well, Gerald doesn't know what he's going to have to do later.
00:04:23.000 Really?
00:04:23.000 So before we move on, look, I'm going to try and get myself banned from TikTok again today.
00:04:28.000 I was unsuccessful last time.
00:04:29.000 Trash TikTok as a hashtag.
00:04:31.000 So if it ends up just ironically getting me banned from YouTube and not TikTok, you can always watch the show, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:04:38.000 Eastern here on—I know it's 1030 today—10 a.m.
00:04:41.000 Eastern on Mug Club or Rumble, and today we have another full hour of show on Mug Club.
00:04:46.000 The best place to watch it is Mug Club.
00:04:48.000 You know the blaze.
00:04:48.000 Just lottocreditor.com slash Mug Club.
00:04:50.000 It's cheap, it's cheaper than your Netflix account, and you don't have to watch six-year-olds twerk.
00:04:57.000 Unless you like that, then keep it.
00:04:59.000 Well, no.
00:05:00.000 Don't?
00:05:01.000 Well, hold on a second.
00:05:02.000 Do it, and keep your browser cookies on.
00:05:05.000 Feds?
00:05:05.000 Oh no, wait, that's right, they're too busy imprisoning conservatives.
00:05:08.000 Sorry, insurrectionists!
00:05:10.000 Pretty sure they're the ones watching.
00:05:11.000 Oh, that's the CIA.
00:05:14.000 Don't mistrust your institutions now!
00:05:16.000 No, not at all.
00:05:17.000 Smash that like button as well before we move on.
00:05:21.000 Gerald A., how are you?
00:05:22.000 I am slightly better than you.
00:05:24.000 I slept for, I guess, a few more minutes than you did.
00:05:26.000 Oh, I don't need sleep!
00:05:27.000 How are you?
00:05:29.000 Yeah, you're that guy.
00:05:31.000 I'm just going to be sitting my Camaro flipping a razor blade.
00:05:35.000 Okay, can we cut to someone else?
00:05:38.000 No wonder Trump felt great with the COVID.
00:05:40.000 Apparently they had him on that and Regeneron was like, I feel the best I've ever felt!
00:05:49.000 And you know him, you love him.
00:05:51.000 He's actually, so we'll be on tour together.
00:05:52.000 You can go to lightoffcrowder.com slash tour to see our joint dates.
00:05:55.000 But March 18th and 19th, he's going to be there at the Funny Bone in Hartford, Connecticut.
00:05:59.000 I won't be there, but he will be there and he's worth it.
00:06:01.000 Dave, how are you?
00:06:02.000 Ahoy!
00:06:03.000 I'm good.
00:06:03.000 How about you, sir?
00:06:04.000 I slept about three hours.
00:06:04.000 You know.
00:06:05.000 Woke up to hail ruining my car.
00:06:07.000 Good night!
00:06:08.000 Yay!
00:06:09.000 Good old Texas.
00:06:10.000 Yes, you never know what you're gonna get.
00:06:12.000 They always say, oh, well, you can just fix that easily.
00:06:14.000 Just put blankets over your- put moving blankets over your car.
00:06:17.000 Yeah, I'll do that with my time machine.
00:06:17.000 Great!
00:06:18.000 Thank you.
00:06:19.000 Yes.
00:06:19.000 In the rain, as hailstones are denting metal.
00:06:22.000 I'll put my head in the way of the hailstones.
00:06:22.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:06:24.000 I'll put a moving blanket on it.
00:06:27.000 You're gonna run out and die?
00:06:28.000 Well, at least my car's fine.
00:06:29.000 My moving blanket ripped when my IKEA armoire, that turns into a bed by the way, very convenient, was being moved into my house.
00:06:36.000 I would rather my car get destroyed than me seen putting blankets on.
00:06:40.000 Looks like it's a Clydesdale in a Central Park ride.
00:06:44.000 Dave's already had issues with ice and head so far this week, so stay away from that.
00:06:48.000 Try to feed it a carrot.
00:06:50.000 Here you go.
00:06:52.000 You're an Irish horse whisperer.
00:06:55.000 Here you go, eat a carrot.
00:06:56.000 I'd give you potatoes, but... Tom Cruise in what was that terrible movie?
00:07:02.000 Was it an Irish horse whisperer with Nicole Kidman?
00:07:05.000 Oh, what is it?
00:07:06.000 Was it Tom Cruise?
00:07:07.000 I think it was Tom Cruise.
00:07:08.000 I know he was in an Irish something, but then there was a horse whisperer.
00:07:10.000 She was like, do you want to have sex?
00:07:12.000 And he was like, oh not right now, or today.
00:07:13.000 Tom Cruise did an Irish voice?
00:07:15.000 I don't remember.
00:07:16.000 I don't want to have sex with you, but not because you're a woman.
00:07:19.000 But because it's gross.
00:07:20.000 No, but she had to do it in an Irish voice now.
00:07:22.000 Well, Tom Cruise.
00:07:23.000 Did you see Valkyrie?
00:07:23.000 Is that even possible?
00:07:24.000 I, Tom Cruise, doesn't do acts.
00:07:26.000 I do my own stunts.
00:07:28.000 But listen, listen, listen.
00:07:30.000 See The Last Samurai?
00:07:31.000 I do not do my own voices.
00:07:34.000 You've not seen me do my own voices.
00:07:36.000 Your clip is one voice.
00:07:39.000 One voice.
00:07:39.000 That is true.
00:07:40.000 No matter what.
00:07:41.000 There with the SS.
00:07:42.000 Listen.
00:07:45.000 I miss my Jews, okay?
00:07:47.000 You had me.
00:07:48.000 You had me at Auschwitz.
00:07:50.000 All right.
00:07:51.000 Speaking of which, now I'm saying, did you see Valkyrie?
00:07:52.000 It wasn't included, but it couldn't do an accent.
00:07:54.000 Speaking of minorities, it is Black History Month and we celebrate it!
00:07:59.000 Here at Loud House Crowder, Dave hit us with the first fact.
00:08:01.000 Alice Guy, the world's first filmmaker, directed... Female filmmaker.
00:08:05.000 I said that.
00:08:07.000 First female filmmaker.
00:08:09.000 Directed over 1,000 short films throughout her lifetime, including one of the earliest films with an all-black cast.
00:08:15.000 Wow!
00:08:16.000 Wow, that's fantastic.
00:08:18.000 And somebody spelled it castic, so I'm not the only one making mistakes.
00:08:21.000 No, that's true.
00:08:22.000 I love it.
00:08:24.000 In 1916, just to let you know, African-American actor Noble Johnson and his brother George founded the Lincoln Motion Picture Company, a studio owned and operated entirely by black filmmakers.
00:08:34.000 That's what George Clooney was talking about.
00:08:35.000 Also, at a 1960 screening of Psycho, Calvin Watson of Peoria, Illinois, was the first man to yell, BITCH, HE GOT A KNIFE!
00:08:42.000 in a crowded movie theater.
00:08:44.000 That's been Black History Month.
00:08:45.000 We got your facts!
00:08:48.000 It's helpful information.
00:08:50.000 That is a real fact.
00:08:50.000 Yeah, it is a real fact.
00:08:51.000 You can look it up.
00:08:53.000 Yeah.
00:08:54.000 No, I'm saying... It's cultural.
00:08:55.000 It's helpful.
00:08:56.000 Yeah, it's a cultural thing.
00:08:57.000 It's warning... It's not a mouth... Oh, shoot.
00:08:59.000 What did you do?
00:09:00.000 Can someone get me another pen, guys?
00:09:00.000 Did you take your pen apart?
00:09:01.000 Whenever you bring in the... Oh, you have a pen?
00:09:04.000 Oh, he caught it!
00:09:04.000 Okay.
00:09:05.000 Oh my gosh!
00:09:06.000 I took my son to see a movie last weekend.
00:09:08.000 I enjoyed the gentleman two seats over saying the F word the entire film while explaining it.
00:09:12.000 Polish?
00:09:13.000 Yeah, Polish guy.
00:09:18.000 And a guy you never ask to be quiet because he's so aggressive.
00:09:21.000 No, exactly.
00:09:22.000 Sir, please continue to say whatever you would like.
00:09:24.000 Sir, could you please keep doing you?
00:09:26.000 No, you're right.
00:09:26.000 Keep it real.
00:09:27.000 He shouldn't effing go in there.
00:09:29.000 I'm next to a six-year-old.
00:09:30.000 Yes, no, exactly.
00:09:32.000 By the way, I appreciate your use of it as a transitive adverb, so that's very... Perhaps you can be a tutor.
00:09:42.000 All right.
00:09:43.000 And we have a lot to get to today.
00:09:45.000 It is, look, we'll talk about Russia, but I don't really want to, we'll talk about it on Mug Club, because it is one, I hate to use the word nuance, but you and Lane have disagreements.
00:09:54.000 That actually did really well last time.
00:09:55.000 People liked watching you argue.
00:09:57.000 Yeah.
00:09:57.000 And we'll argue about it today, considering the invasion that's taking place.
00:09:59.000 But before that, we have to get something that really matters.
00:10:01.000 This pastor in Tennessee, Greg Locke, you know it's good.
00:10:05.000 Yeah, right.
00:10:06.000 He went absolutely, he went full, you're not supposed to go full Salem.
00:10:09.000 No.
00:10:11.000 But he did on his congregation, claiming, he claimed, as a pastor, and hold on a second, let me just say this, as someone who is a, Gerald, you're a Christian, I'm a Christian, Dave, you know, he's kind of knocking at the door, but knock, knock, knocking, but they're like, not yet.
00:10:24.000 I have a God.
00:10:25.000 Yes.
00:10:26.000 I am a God.
00:10:27.000 Oh boy.
00:10:28.000 Here we go.
00:10:28.000 Oh boy.
00:10:29.000 Thanks, Prometheus.
00:10:30.000 You're welcome.
00:10:31.000 So, I want to say, and Gerald, this man does not represent Christians in any capacity.
00:10:37.000 Not if he's calling people things that we'll see.
00:10:40.000 Yeah, that we'll see.
00:10:41.000 And the point is, I don't like him.
00:10:43.000 Gerald doesn't like him.
00:10:45.000 And we call balls and strikes and psychopaths when we see them.
00:10:48.000 Here you go.
00:10:51.000 And last names of six witches that are in our church.
00:10:56.000 And you know what's strange?
00:10:57.000 Three of you are in this room right now.
00:10:59.000 Toxin' you.
00:11:00.000 Burnin' you.
00:11:03.000 Deaf pastor jam?
00:11:04.000 Oh, damn!
00:11:05.000 Three of you in the room right now.
00:11:06.000 Starts humping the stools.
00:11:08.000 You better look in my eyeballs.
00:11:09.000 We ain't afraid of you, you stinking witch!
00:11:11.000 Yeah, how'd you spot them?
00:11:12.000 By the pointy hats in the congregation?
00:11:14.000 He's under us!
00:11:15.000 In the name of Jesus Christ!
00:11:17.000 I ain't scared of you, mother-witches!
00:11:19.000 We break your curse!
00:11:20.000 We got your first name!
00:11:22.000 We got your last name!
00:11:24.000 We even got an address for one of you!
00:11:27.000 Dox them, witches!
00:11:28.000 Let's start some fires!
00:11:29.000 You so much as cough wrong and I'll expose you in front of everybody in this tent, you stinking witch!
00:11:34.000 Oh, really?
00:11:34.000 How many guitars do you need, sir?
00:11:36.000 Oh, really?
00:11:36.000 That's how it works?
00:11:37.000 You were sent to this church to lure us in.
00:11:39.000 You were sent to this church to cast a spell.
00:11:41.000 Listen, some of you been sick because you befriended that witch.
00:11:45.000 Oh really?
00:11:46.000 That's how it works.
00:11:47.000 Two of you are my wife's ladies Bible study and you know who you are and we gonna ask
00:11:50.000 you to get out or I'll expose you in front of everybody.
00:11:55.000 We got all six of their names.
00:11:57.000 Ooh.
00:11:58.000 All six of them.
00:12:00.000 I love how he's holding it back like, I will expose you if you cough.
00:12:06.000 Now, if y'all are willing to put $20 in the plate... Yes!
00:12:06.000 Wrong.
00:12:10.000 You might find... I NEED A NEW LEGIT WITCHES!
00:12:14.000 I WILL NOT FLY A DOUBLE PISTON PLANE!
00:12:17.000 NO CESSNAS UP IN THIS CONGREGATION!
00:12:20.000 I WANT A PILATES!
00:12:22.000 If I have $2,000,000 in the next 25 minutes, you witches will live.
00:12:26.000 Yes!
00:12:26.000 If not, you will burn in the eternal hellfire.
00:12:29.000 I SEE THAT NEWT IN YOUR POCKET!
00:12:30.000 I'm gonna do a one-legged hop.
00:12:33.000 Down the microphone!
00:12:37.000 I found a seventh, by the way.
00:12:39.000 Look at the video.
00:12:39.000 Did you?
00:12:41.000 Seventh was performing.
00:12:42.000 He's more of a wizard.
00:12:44.000 I would absolutely attend his mass.
00:12:46.000 No, no.
00:12:47.000 I would heckle him from the audience with zero fear.
00:12:49.000 Oh, I didn't say I wasn't going to heckle him, I just said I would attend it.
00:12:51.000 Right, yeah.
00:12:52.000 I'd be like, um, excuse me, if you've turned to, you know, any part of the Bible, it describes you here.
00:12:57.000 Right, what I would just do is hack his projection system and put it hocus pocus on a loop.
00:13:03.000 There is no white man that can skip like that.
00:13:05.000 That is an unnatural gift.
00:13:07.000 And this is a good example too, we'll get to John Oliver, what he does trying to say, you know, conservatives who oppose critical race theory, they just find someone who's crazy, like Jordan Klepper did yesterday, and they try and point to that as emblematic of Christianity.
00:13:16.000 Look, don't look to that guy, look to Christ.
00:13:18.000 That's why I have a problem with Islam, because I look to Muhammad and I go, Ooh, sex slavery!
00:13:22.000 So, the point is, we have differences.
00:13:24.000 Look to the founder of the feast, and this guy, it's fakery.
00:13:27.000 This is not the Christian faith.
00:13:29.000 It is fakery.
00:13:30.000 Just to prove to you, it's an act.
00:13:31.000 It's performative, which is, like you said, this is not what preaching should be.
00:13:35.000 It is not performance art.
00:13:38.000 Sam Kinison did an impression of this man before this man was born.
00:13:43.000 If your soul was riding on the line and you had to testify and you had to make a commitment,
00:13:50.000 if it was a final answer, what would you do?
00:13:54.000 That's a time-traveling witch!
00:13:57.000 People forget he was a pastor.
00:14:00.000 Southern preacher.
00:14:00.000 He was a preacher.
00:14:01.000 Oh, wow.
00:14:02.000 And he kind of exposed it.
00:14:02.000 And he was never anti-christian.
00:14:04.000 He was very rough and vulgar.
00:14:06.000 But he actually was disenchanted with the fakery of a lot of these sort of Southern churches.
00:14:11.000 And, you know, you see it.
00:14:12.000 It's just, it's fakery.
00:14:13.000 It's performance art.
00:14:14.000 Yeah, a lot of it's Tammy Faye Baker and her husband.
00:14:17.000 And he did a lot of bits on that.
00:14:18.000 Actually, if you look at him and Pastor, which we're going through this morning, there's a lot of bits on it.
00:14:24.000 All about these guys.
00:14:25.000 Jesus ate dinner with a guy that was actually being used by Satan.
00:14:28.000 He was like, I'm gonna walk around this table and I'm gonna put my hand on the witch!
00:14:33.000 Yeah, he didn't walk by at the Last Supper and go, WHAT ARE YOUS GONNA BETRAY ME?
00:14:37.000 AND I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHO, TAPPING ON EUDICE'S SHOULDER?
00:14:41.000 YOU TRY TO KISS ME LIKE A BITCH?
00:14:44.000 Don't ask no questions.
00:14:46.000 IS THAT HOW YOU BETRAY THE SON OF MAN?
00:14:48.000 BY KISSING LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL?
00:14:50.000 Just let it happen.
00:14:51.000 Give me your wife.
00:14:53.000 Paul's just like, he's doing it again!
00:14:56.000 Oh no!
00:14:56.000 Why does Jesus get so worked up?
00:14:58.000 He gets so worked up.
00:14:59.000 Guys, take an offering quick!
00:15:01.000 Wow.
00:15:03.000 I guess that wine didn't turn into his blood, it just... It's still wine!
00:15:07.000 Very much wine.
00:15:12.000 In the world!
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00:16:54.000 You go to prepwithcrowder.com.
00:16:55.000 I'm going to finish this.
00:16:56.000 Which was what?
00:16:57.000 I don't know.
00:16:58.000 I'm finishing this one.
00:17:00.000 The tangy one I like.
00:17:01.000 Is that the... Yeah.
00:17:02.000 That's the MyPatriotSupply one.
00:17:03.000 Alright, let's move on.
00:17:05.000 It tasted like the orange tang that the restaurant tasted.
00:17:07.000 We'll get the timing right for the next taste test.
00:17:08.000 Yeah, well, you know.
00:17:10.000 We have oatmeal and mac and cheese.
00:17:12.000 I don't want to lead the jury, but when I got my supply, I ate all the oatmeal.
00:17:24.000 Did you?
00:17:25.000 And the pudding.
00:17:26.000 The pudding?
00:17:27.000 The pudding and the oatmeal is better than store-bought oatmeal.
00:17:31.000 If there's a nuclear holocaust, I won't have any pudding.
00:17:33.000 No, or oatmeal, quite the quandary.
00:17:36.000 I can really have a lot of fun with no pudding during your fallout.
00:17:39.000 Right, yes, exactly.
00:17:41.000 When the shit hits the fan, what are you gonna do?
00:17:43.000 That's the phrase they always use, like, hey, I don't know if you know, I'm gonna know when the shit hits the fan.
00:17:48.000 Like, oh, that guy knows what's going on.
00:17:50.000 When you make it to the truck and the alien eats you while you're trying to get away from John Goodman.
00:17:54.000 Right.
00:17:56.000 All right, so yesterday, we'll just hit this really quickly, Vladimir Putin recognized the independence of Donetsk and Luhansk, two separatist regions.
00:18:06.000 So just when I say recognize their independence, what I mean is he, right, he wants to Yeah, so that's a little bit misworded pretext for him.
00:18:14.000 He wants to take them over?
00:18:17.000 Pretty much.
00:18:17.000 No, he wants to welcome them with open arms.
00:18:19.000 He recognizes that they are independent countries now.
00:18:21.000 It's kind of like Canada saying, you know what, we recognize Maine and New York are independent countries.
00:18:25.000 We would like to welcome them to hell.
00:18:27.000 And usually when you welcome someone, you go into the territory.
00:18:29.000 Well, he is.
00:18:30.000 He's going in right now with what you would think would be like, you know, flowers and parades.
00:18:34.000 Tanks.
00:18:35.000 It's an invasive welcoming.
00:18:36.000 Tanks.
00:18:36.000 But it is a welcoming nonetheless.
00:18:38.000 Listen to Putin tell you himself.
00:18:39.000 The situation in Donbass is becoming critical.
00:18:42.000 Did he say dumbass?
00:18:44.000 And today I'm addressing you directly, not only to talk about what's happening, but also to inform you about the decisions we're making about possible steps in this regard.
00:18:57.000 Once again, I would like to underscore that Ukraine is not just a neighboring country to us.
00:19:03.000 It is an inherent part of our own history, culture, spiritual space.
00:19:09.000 They are our comrades, relatives, not only colleagues, friends, but also Our family.
00:19:19.000 People we have blood and family ties with.
00:19:22.000 Yeah, I usually show up to poker night at my friend's with tanks.
00:19:25.000 I bet every one of those phones hurt someone when they're picked up.
00:19:30.000 He doesn't even say anything.
00:19:31.000 They're just the scariest looking landlines you would only see in Russia.
00:19:35.000 He's just throwing them like Russell Crowe.
00:19:37.000 No, no, no, they sent peace.
00:19:39.000 I told you, Beluga!
00:19:41.000 Dead again, click.
00:19:43.000 Ukraine is ours!
00:19:44.000 And by that I mean we are friends, yes?
00:19:46.000 Bring me poison tip umbrella, it's raining.
00:19:48.000 Bring me poison tip umbrella.
00:19:50.000 If not, gun just as good.
00:19:52.000 It's fine, whatever gets me to the car.
00:19:54.000 Whatever, nobody cares.
00:19:55.000 Nobody questions.
00:19:56.000 Bring me... You saw what happened to Pussy Riot.
00:19:59.000 Yes, bring me Clydesdale to stop my way to car.
00:20:01.000 Yes, exactly.
00:20:02.000 Yes.
00:20:03.000 Hey Canada!
00:20:04.000 Trudeau!
00:20:04.000 I'm taking notes.
00:20:05.000 So we'll talk about this on Mug Club because there's a lot to get into as far as numbers, what's going on, the geopolitics.
00:20:10.000 It is a big deal.
00:20:10.000 It's a big deal.
00:20:12.000 And not a Putin fan, just to be clear.
00:20:13.000 Just to be clear for all the leftists watching.
00:20:15.000 Like, oh, is he supporting Putin?
00:20:16.000 Nope!
00:20:19.000 He seemed a bit more afraid of Trump, though.
00:20:21.000 He was a little bit.
00:20:21.000 He did.
00:20:22.000 I'm just putting it out there.
00:20:23.000 I saw people tweeting yesterday saying, like, oh, if this were Donald Trump, he would congratulate Putin.
00:20:26.000 You know what?
00:20:27.000 Okay, let's say we can what-if all we want, but that never happened.
00:20:30.000 Yeah.
00:20:31.000 It happened under Obama.
00:20:32.000 A similar situation happened under Obama.
00:20:34.000 It's now happening again under former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:20:37.000 Nothing under Donald Trump.
00:20:38.000 Nothing with North Korea of significance.
00:20:41.000 Nothing with Russia.
00:20:43.000 Actions matter more than words or mean tweets.
00:20:43.000 Yeah.
00:20:48.000 Are you starting to get the picture?
00:20:49.000 Now.
00:20:49.000 He flew over and out-crazed him.
00:20:52.000 Yeah.
00:20:52.000 I know.
00:20:53.000 If it was Trump, he wouldn't be doing it.
00:20:56.000 Sorry, that's the reality.
00:20:57.000 I don't care what side you're on.
00:20:59.000 You saw with your own eyes for, you know, I'd say three years before you wrecked the presidency.
00:20:59.000 No, you might have dropped the bomb.
00:21:04.000 Yeah, before, yeah.
00:21:04.000 Unless then it was an international... Fantastic.
00:21:06.000 It's a pandemic, Dave.
00:21:08.000 I'm sorry, the pandemic.
00:21:09.000 Pandemic, Dave.
00:21:10.000 Yes.
00:21:10.000 That means around the world.
00:21:11.000 Don't bring up what the Queen's taking.
00:21:12.000 It's international.
00:21:14.000 OK, let's move on here.
00:21:15.000 So last night, the House in Canada voted to extend Trudeau's emergency.
00:21:19.000 Unbelievable.
00:21:20.000 The Emergencies Act, which is absolutely terrifying for people who don't know that was supposed to be seven days.
00:21:23.000 This means he can you know, we've talked about the freeze bank accounts.
00:21:27.000 Effectively, there's no due process.
00:21:28.000 And we just saw the police chief saying that they're going to pursue people who've taken part in these protests indefinitely.
00:21:33.000 So by the way, so to truckers in Canada, just so you know, it's not There's no upside to leaving now.
00:21:43.000 Stay back.
00:21:44.000 Run, truckers, run!
00:21:45.000 Getting closer to spring, actually.
00:21:48.000 Yeah, I mean, just stay.
00:21:49.000 Really?
00:21:50.000 Just stick around.
00:21:51.000 More of an upside to stay.
00:21:52.000 See what happens.
00:21:53.000 Just Pacific Heights, that shit.
00:21:55.000 Squatter's rights, huh?
00:21:55.000 Don't leave.
00:21:56.000 Squatter's rights.
00:21:58.000 Now, here's something else, a story, though, to give you an idea, and I want to talk about the difference between The approach to police because we've talked about this and sometimes we catch flack as people who are more conservative.
00:22:08.000 Look, especially when Black Lives Matter was happening and they were simply targeting police officers.
00:22:13.000 I think that's obviously wrong.
00:22:13.000 I think there are a lot of good cops, but I do think there's a difference between that and a healthy mistrust of authority.
00:22:19.000 And when you see the left, what they do is they say, And I do mean, why are you doing left and right?
00:22:23.000 Because there's a fundamental difference.
00:22:24.000 Okay, substitute left with the entire DNC.
00:22:27.000 Happy now?
00:22:28.000 Where they say, hey, let's support these rioters need space to protest.
00:22:31.000 It's the summer of love.
00:22:32.000 They should not stop and they should continue.
00:22:34.000 President Harris said that.
00:22:36.000 And these are acts of violence committed against police officers, which they've supported.
00:22:41.000 And then when people on the right say, hey, look, this is an abuse of power.
00:22:46.000 They say, well, why are you sowing mistrust in institutions when they want to jail you?
00:22:49.000 So, let me show you exactly how this, how we go on down the trail to tyranny.
00:22:54.000 Canada's just a little bit further than the United States.
00:22:57.000 Kyle Cardinal, he's in Ottawa.
00:23:00.000 He live reported a police intimidating, so this is a reporter in Ottawa.
00:23:03.000 I hope, Kyle, if you want, I hope I have your name right.
00:23:05.000 We have all the references available at lottowithcardinal.com.
00:23:07.000 It'll be in the pinned comment on YouTube.
00:23:09.000 The police were intimidating an owner, and I'll give you more info in context, of a cafe.
00:23:14.000 Here you go.
00:23:15.000 You can actually see what's about to happen here.
00:23:17.000 So now they're surrounding the building.
00:23:27.000 That's not cool.
00:23:29.000 Taking pictures of lawful people.
00:23:34.000 Look at, look at this.
00:23:36.000 They're here for an inspection.
00:23:39.000 It's just a cafe that serves truckers.
00:23:42.000 Yeah, and everybody else too.
00:23:44.000 I don't trust you!
00:23:47.000 You just, you just, you, you just told me that you're gonna break that wall, so I don't like to hear it.
00:23:53.000 In the name of Jesus, I command you to go.
00:23:53.000 We all do respect.
00:23:56.000 In the name of Jesus, I command you to go.
00:23:59.000 It's the same preacher.
00:24:00.000 It is, it's the same guy, yeah.
00:24:02.000 It's a witch, a witch cop.
00:24:03.000 Take away your lessons, boy, take it away!
00:24:05.000 I, I can't wait to take it away though.
00:24:06.000 No, no, take it away, we don't care, we got nothing left anyway!
00:24:10.000 They're gonna break the building, they know they can't.
00:24:13.000 That's called stubbornness.
00:24:14.000 Stand up for your rights.
00:24:16.000 Do these cops surround the Walgreens to protect it?
00:24:19.000 Or the Jean Coutu?
00:24:20.000 Come back for Canadians watching.
00:24:21.000 I'm sorry that he has to come this way, but now you see what the police is up to.
00:24:27.000 If they want to come in, they have to break the window.
00:24:30.000 The building, I lease.
00:24:31.000 The window, they're not mine.
00:24:35.000 Number two, they have no warning.
00:24:35.000 I don't know.
00:24:37.000 Number three, they want to inspect.
00:24:39.000 Inspect what?
00:24:40.000 That was an excuse.
00:24:41.000 This is the tactic of warning and scaring and whatever, but when you have the Lord Jesus in you, you're not afraid.
00:24:46.000 You look Him straight in the eyes, and they're already upset because you don't comply.
00:24:51.000 Good for this guy.
00:24:52.000 I don't care.
00:24:52.000 I'll break down the window.
00:24:53.000 I'll come in.
00:24:54.000 Where is she now?
00:24:56.000 And by the way, that guy seems totally reasonable.
00:24:58.000 Of course, some people are like, oh, he's saying in the name of Jesus.
00:25:00.000 So when you understand the full context, we actually reached out to the police officer in question, and he did offer an official reply.
00:25:10.000 Oh wow, that was weird.
00:25:11.000 Now it makes sense.
00:25:12.000 I see what happened.
00:25:13.000 He's like an older Stipe Miocic lookalike, so let me just... Didn't care for the soup.
00:25:17.000 No, that's what happened.
00:25:20.000 No more of this soup!
00:25:21.000 So, this cafe owner, let me give you a recap.
00:25:24.000 What you just watched and why it should be horrifying.
00:25:26.000 Or why it is to me.
00:25:27.000 I don't want to tell you what it should be for you, but this isn't too far off from what can happen in the United States of America if All it takes is one executive order, unfortunately.
00:25:36.000 That's what's happening here in this country.
00:25:37.000 We used to have a process, and you know, remember Schoolhouse Rock, three branches of government?
00:25:41.000 We've seen a lot just get rammed through executive orders.
00:25:41.000 Yeah.
00:25:43.000 And yes, Republicans and Democrats have both done it.
00:25:45.000 We see that with the Emergency Act in Canada.
00:25:48.000 Unfortunately, it passed the House now, it passed their, I believe, Parliament.
00:25:51.000 Parliament, yeah.
00:25:53.000 This is why I say there are no Conservatives in Canada.
00:25:55.000 It was across party lines.
00:25:57.000 Really?
00:25:59.000 If no one in office in Canada is willing to stand up to a Prime Minister who's done blackface more times than we can count, freezing people's bank accounts, and arresting people, and fining them $100,000 simply for a peaceful protest in a truck... You know what, Sonny Gamora?
00:26:18.000 Ten good men?
00:26:20.000 I just hope, you know what, if you look back at Canada, you'll turn into a pillar of salt, because I don't know if that country is redeemable at this point, and I would love to see Canadians come to the United States.
00:26:27.000 We could use people like these truckers here in the United States, and we could use a movement like the Freedom Convoy here in the United States.
00:26:33.000 I've said it ad nauseum.
00:26:35.000 I want to see it here.
00:26:36.000 This cafe owner supported the truckers.
00:26:38.000 Yeah.
00:26:39.000 He fed the truckers.
00:26:39.000 He fed everybody, to be clear.
00:26:40.000 Yeah.
00:26:41.000 Including police officers, before this.
00:26:43.000 And then the police suddenly showed up for an inspection.
00:26:46.000 Here's the rub.
00:26:47.000 They showed up for an inspection on Saturday.
00:26:50.000 Those inspections are not conducted over the weekend, right?
00:26:52.000 This is what happens when... It's not, do you have laws?
00:26:56.000 Are laws applied equally?
00:26:58.000 And just think about the power... What?
00:27:00.000 The police are the health inspectors now?
00:27:02.000 Yeah.
00:27:03.000 Were they in masks?
00:27:04.000 Did they have their clipboard out to check to make sure the oil is at the right temperature, you know, the floors are clean, the bathroom's clean, like everybody's good here?
00:27:11.000 Yeah.
00:27:12.000 No, they surrounded the place with police officers and threatened to break down the window.
00:27:16.000 Right.
00:27:16.000 I think breaking a window would cause a health problem.
00:27:19.000 Well, you know, yes.
00:27:19.000 Yeah.
00:27:20.000 It could let in mice.
00:27:21.000 Yeah, it could let in mice.
00:27:23.000 Especially if a guy starts walking through that broken window with a flute.
00:27:25.000 You never know.
00:27:26.000 Follow him in.
00:27:28.000 Canada should go back to the good place that it was, you know?
00:27:31.000 Full nude strip clubs where teenagers can drink and gamble.
00:27:34.000 Oh, well.
00:27:34.000 Yes.
00:27:35.000 I'd take it over this.
00:27:36.000 Well, let's be honest.
00:27:37.000 It was fun.
00:27:38.000 To be fair, one of the trucks is you go in the back of that Mack truck and you're like, oh, it is a strip club and gambling joint.
00:27:43.000 And it's still good.
00:27:46.000 Yeah.
00:27:46.000 Also in Canada, think about this.
00:27:48.000 Those police are the only people with guns.
00:27:50.000 Yeah.
00:27:51.000 That's terrifying.
00:27:52.000 They're the only people with guns.
00:27:53.000 What do you think happens if they break down the window?
00:27:55.000 And by the way, the police, allegedly, I couldn't hear it but it did sound like, threatened to suspend this man's business license forever.
00:28:03.000 So the police can come in and say, you have the wrong opinion, you support the wrong people.
00:28:07.000 And by the way, this is not an inference that needs to be, this is not a stretch because we just heard the police chief say, there will be no quarter.
00:28:13.000 We will basically hunt you down.
00:28:15.000 We showed that yesterday.
00:28:16.000 The police chief said, There will be long-term consequences to anyone who took part in these protests.
00:28:22.000 Here's what you need to read between those lines.
00:28:25.000 That's not a person who wants you to leave and disperse.
00:28:28.000 No.
00:28:28.000 That's a person who wants you to get unruly and violent because they're not giving you an out.
00:28:34.000 They're saying it doesn't matter what happens.
00:28:35.000 You peacefully protested?
00:28:36.000 If you peacefully protest, pack up and leave, we're still going to harm you.
00:28:39.000 Yeah.
00:28:40.000 And right now you see the police, they're jackboot thugs going out and saying, you know what?
00:28:43.000 We might shut down your business forever.
00:28:45.000 You know what she said?
00:28:45.000 Did you hear her when he said that?
00:28:47.000 She goes, fine, take away our license.
00:28:50.000 We don't have anything left anyway.
00:28:52.000 And then he's like, no, no, no, no, just take the windows.
00:28:54.000 Yeah, no, but her point is incredibly valid.
00:28:57.000 They're backed into a corner.
00:28:58.000 They have nothing left.
00:28:59.000 Their business depends on customers coming in.
00:29:02.000 They have made that impossible, and now they've essentially blacklisted them and said, look, we're going to come back and harass you and make sure that you guys have to pay the penalty.
00:29:10.000 But neither do the cops, though.
00:29:11.000 That's the thing.
00:29:12.000 In America, I think the police would kind of stand up at this point.
00:29:17.000 But I think they're all backed into a corner.
00:29:19.000 That's the problem.
00:29:20.000 Everybody is so desperate that these police are trying to do this to save their own asses, while these people are trying to save their cafe, and all they're trying to do is feed people that are hungry?
00:29:30.000 How does this happen in such a short amount of time?
00:29:33.000 This is how it happens always.
00:29:35.000 It's disgusting.
00:29:36.000 It happens step by step.
00:29:36.000 A march toward tyranny.
00:29:38.000 I'll have a story a little bit later about a friend of mine whose grandmother was from Poland under Nazi occupation.
00:29:45.000 And in her experience, she had to deal with an SS officer who himself was anti-Nazi.
00:29:50.000 But he didn't have a choice.
00:29:51.000 It's a goal... I'm not saying that Trudeau is a Nazi.
00:29:54.000 I'm just saying he's a blackface tyrant.
00:30:00.000 And I think this is important, too, because we need to recognize the difference between the left and the right in their approach to police officers.
00:30:13.000 Now, I am not saying that you should go out and treat police officers as, when you look at the mass protests from the left, We saw this.
00:30:21.000 Mostly peaceful.
00:30:22.000 Fiery.
00:30:23.000 $2, $3, $4 billion in damages.
00:30:24.000 It's a rounding error at that point.
00:30:28.000 It's like Mike Tyson's account with Don King.
00:30:30.000 He stole, I don't know, $200 million.
00:30:33.000 I don't know how that... I owe $53 million to the IRS.
00:30:36.000 I started doing some math.
00:30:38.000 I bought a few tigers and three mansions, but that's not $200 million.
00:30:42.000 Doing that to a man that can kill you with one punch?
00:30:46.000 I can when you have thugs who enforce this.
00:30:48.000 That's the problem with Don King.
00:30:49.000 Don King is no different than the Prime Minister of Canada.
00:30:52.000 So let's look at how these protesters from the left have treated police officers amidst their protests.
00:31:00.000 An officer smashed on the head with a fire extinguisher.
00:31:03.000 Another blatantly run over.
00:31:05.000 Images clearly difficult to watch as peaceful protests have turned violent
00:31:09.000 Them to you like this one from Flatbush when NYPD says Attacked officers and their vehicle. They're looking for
00:31:23.000 the men They say we're throwing rocks bottles and you see a cone
00:31:26.000 thrown and other items in the vehicle Striking those officers an SUV drove through a line of
00:31:32.000 police officers in Buffalo We want to warn you this is hard to watch and the officers
00:31:37.000 are going to be okay the driver hit two officers before speeding around an
00:31:43.000 armored vehicle and taking off Also, let alone fact, a police precinct was burned down.
00:31:49.000 I can't remember if that was Minneapolis or if that was Seattle.
00:31:54.000 Could have been a few.
00:31:55.000 There were a few in Detroit over the last couple decades.
00:31:58.000 They just sort of bleed together at a certain point.
00:32:01.000 To be clear, I condemn all of that.
00:32:04.000 We always have.
00:32:05.000 But that is not at all inconsistent with... Here's what is inconsistent.
00:32:09.000 Saying that's justifiable, or saying, well, it's the language of the unheard, and then saying, hey, police officers, come shut down this cafe.
00:32:16.000 Hey, police officers, come take their guns away.
00:32:18.000 That's inconsistent.
00:32:19.000 It's not inconsistent for all of us to say we condemn that, and people on the right, here's what you do, just like that cafe owner.
00:32:25.000 You know your rights, you stand up for your rights, and you make sure that officers know and understand the oath they swore.
00:32:31.000 See if you can spot the difference with right-wing extremist protesters.
00:32:37.000 I just want to get a coffee, okay?
00:32:38.000 Can I get a coffee?
00:32:39.000 Why is the camera in my face right now?
00:32:41.000 Are you here partaking?
00:32:42.000 Because he's allowed to.
00:32:43.000 Now you're in the red zone?
00:32:45.000 I'm scared.
00:32:45.000 I want to go for a coffee down there.
00:32:49.000 Can I go for a coffee?
00:32:50.000 Where's your residence, ma'am?
00:32:51.000 Do you live in this?
00:32:52.000 You are not excluded from that.
00:32:54.000 Where do you live?
00:32:56.000 Alberta.
00:32:57.000 Time for you to leave.
00:32:59.000 Leave!
00:33:00.000 What did I tell you?
00:33:01.000 Take your camera and get out of here.
00:33:03.000 Do you understand that?
00:33:06.000 Did you ever consider burning down his precinct?
00:33:09.000 I just wanted a coffee.
00:33:14.000 You know no one here means anyone any harm.
00:33:17.000 You have been lied to.
00:33:18.000 You've been brought in because you haven't been around us.
00:33:21.000 You have been brainwashed.
00:33:22.000 Stand with the people and don't conduct these orders.
00:33:24.000 Children will look back and say, what did you do for freedom?
00:33:28.000 You're embarrassing.
00:33:30.000 You are trying to make a point.
00:33:32.000 She has done nothing illegal.
00:33:34.000 Stop it!
00:33:35.000 She has her son with her!
00:33:37.000 You're embarrassing!
00:33:38.000 Leave her alone!
00:33:41.000 Can you please not get so close to me?
00:33:44.000 You have come within a meter and a half of me.
00:33:46.000 Take your hands off of her.
00:33:47.000 She's with her kid.
00:33:48.000 Keep away from me!
00:33:50.000 She has her child with her!
00:33:51.000 And you know what's really unfortunate?
00:34:01.000 The reason you see that is because cops know they're not at risk with right-wing protesters.
00:34:06.000 They're not at risk of a Molotov cocktail hitting them in the head.
00:34:09.000 They're not at risk of some guy coming out and throwing a brick at him, taking it from the pallet that was suspiciously dropped off.
00:34:15.000 They know that they're just going to be met with words.
00:34:17.000 Here's what you do need to do.
00:34:17.000 But here's how you do it.
00:34:20.000 Recognize your rights.
00:34:22.000 And don't think that police officers recognize your rights.
00:34:26.000 It is your job to inform police officers if they are infringing upon your rights.
00:34:30.000 That's at least how you start.
00:34:31.000 And if enough of you do that, maybe some officers in Canada might start feeling some accountability.
00:34:36.000 And I know there are a lot here in the United States, but we certainly don't blindly support the police officers.
00:34:41.000 We just support them being able to go out and do their job and not be shot, not be harmed, not be maimed.
00:34:45.000 There's nothing wrong with telling them that they're breaking their oath.
00:34:49.000 Yeah, and every single officer out there right now, I don't care what country you are in, I was just doing my job has never been a good excuse.
00:34:56.000 No.
00:34:56.000 In history.
00:34:57.000 That's the line of every villain lackey in the second to final scene before the last one.
00:35:01.000 I was just doing my job!
00:35:03.000 So am I. Blam!
00:35:05.000 Ya witch!
00:35:07.000 I have got your names!
00:35:10.000 I mean, it's easy to say this is what right-wing protesters do, but how long until it's not?
00:35:15.000 Well, that's the thing.
00:35:16.000 I mean, how many times are you going to take somebody's business, ruin their life, hurt people, take away in front of their children, until it becomes the exact same thing?
00:35:24.000 Yeah.
00:35:25.000 Until it becomes us versus authority and it's just all-out war and chaos.
00:35:28.000 Well, I think what you will see is, before that happens with anyone on the right, They will be defending their own property.
00:35:35.000 They're not going to go out into the streets and haunt police officers as the Black Lives Matter people have done, as Antifa have done, which of course should be condemned entirely.
00:35:44.000 But I do think at a certain point, for example, go through the timeline... Well, you don't own that apartment.
00:35:47.000 No, exactly.
00:35:48.000 I don't.
00:35:48.000 That's a lease.
00:35:49.000 That's a lease.
00:35:50.000 I don't own that deal.
00:35:51.000 No, no, wait, wait, wait!
00:35:53.000 The security deposit!
00:35:54.000 Okay, just stay in this area in Walkthrough Kitchen.
00:35:57.000 Please, don't wreck the walls.
00:35:59.000 Have you seen my armor?
00:36:00.000 It folds into bookcase.
00:36:01.000 You can take that.
00:36:03.000 So, let's go through the timeline.
00:36:05.000 Okay.
00:36:05.000 Prime Minister comes in, shuts down the economy in Canada.
00:36:09.000 3 million jobs lost in a country that has about 35 million people.
00:36:14.000 200,000 more jobs lost in January.
00:36:16.000 And of course you have to have a passport and you have to be treated as a second-class citizen if you don't opt to take this mRNA injection into your body.
00:36:24.000 Protestors peacefully show up to simply say stop with the mandates and stop with the lockdowns and then you have officers threatening to close those businesses down.
00:36:34.000 So they're already unemployed and the people who are not unemployed are actually going out and protesting for the unemployed and then you decide that you're going to intimidate them.
00:36:41.000 Do I have that about right?
00:36:43.000 At what point do you think, and that's why I'm saying, I don't think the Canadian police right now, when they say we're going to pursue you even after this protest is done, they want to be given a reason.
00:36:53.000 You don't understand what you're asking.
00:36:54.000 When you talked about the vote that happened in Parliament, fortunately I think there was 141 people who voted against it.
00:36:59.000 It was like 175 or 180 that voted for it.
00:37:02.000 Roughly.
00:37:03.000 I'm doing the numbers in my head.
00:37:04.000 One of the guys who voted for it said two things.
00:37:07.000 One, this is all based on disinformation.
00:37:09.000 And two, this isn't just truckers wanting to end the mandate.
00:37:12.000 This is foreign people coming in and doing it.
00:37:15.000 That's the only caveat in the Emergencies Act that says you can implement this because it's for... They've shown no proof of that, by the way.
00:37:24.000 Why don't foreign people come here?
00:37:25.000 They can vote.
00:37:26.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:37:27.000 These are the same people who go, no, we have a problem with foreign protesters.
00:37:30.000 How about foreign people voting?
00:37:31.000 Or what about sanctuary cities?
00:37:32.000 Do you want to just at least, I don't know, evict serial felons who are occupying our prisons and we know that they're not citizens?
00:37:38.000 No, no, no, that would be unreasonable.
00:37:40.000 Let's just make sure we go out in tear gas and Clydesdale stomp the truckers.
00:37:44.000 Right.
00:37:44.000 And they're also not all truckers.
00:37:46.000 No, they're not.
00:37:47.000 That's really what it breaks down to.
00:37:48.000 No, they're cafe owners.
00:37:50.000 Listen, every single government right now needs to understand you rule at the will of the people.
00:37:55.000 That's it.
00:37:56.000 You only get to be in power because we give you the power to do it.
00:38:00.000 You know what?
00:38:00.000 I'm sorry, guys.
00:38:02.000 Guys, smash the like button if you want.
00:38:03.000 Today's show is just going to go late.
00:38:05.000 I didn't plan on spending this much time on this topic.
00:38:07.000 I was raised in Canada.
00:38:08.000 If you're okay with it, smash that like button.
00:38:11.000 Otherwise, we'll try and end it on time, but we have the whole John Oliver rebuttal, which I know is going to take us a half hour.
00:38:15.000 I was raised in Canada.
00:38:17.000 And here's something, too.
00:38:17.000 I was just talking with someone recently who they've traveled the world, and I have immense respect for them.
00:38:21.000 They were asking me, do you really want to travel?
00:38:22.000 I said, no, not that much.
00:38:24.000 And they said, why?
00:38:25.000 Here's why.
00:38:25.000 I was raised in Montreal.
00:38:27.000 I was raised in Montreal, which is far more European than it is American in a lot of ways, and I was raised to... My mother's side is French-Canadian, and I was surrounded by a French-Canadian family.
00:38:35.000 We didn't speak English on any holidays.
00:38:37.000 I went to French-speaking schools for half my life.
00:38:42.000 And all I wanted...
00:38:45.000 All I wanted, all I can remember, was wanting to come to the United States.
00:38:49.000 My dad was American.
00:38:49.000 I was born in Detroit.
00:38:50.000 I moved to Canada when I was three.
00:38:52.000 When I was 18, the second I could move here, I did.
00:38:56.000 Because I saw what was happening.
00:38:58.000 And now I don't really have that... I don't really have that much of an interest going elsewhere.
00:39:01.000 You know, you'll visit every now and then, but I visit... You visit Europe.
00:39:04.000 You visit a lot of Canada as an older country.
00:39:06.000 You visit these places to see the beautiful things that were.
00:39:10.000 And you come to America to be a part of the beautiful thing that is...
00:39:14.000 And I just want it to still be the is 10, 20 years from now.
00:39:19.000 Canada is no longer beautiful.
00:39:20.000 That is an ugly, ugly place.
00:39:24.000 Yeah.
00:39:24.000 Well, and it all started with, you can't tell these kind of jokes.
00:39:27.000 Yes.
00:39:28.000 Right?
00:39:28.000 It really did.
00:39:29.000 You can't misgender- No, remember Mike Ward?
00:39:31.000 Yeah.
00:39:32.000 Yeah, of course.
00:39:32.000 They literally fined and put comedians through human rights tribunals and people said, well, that's a mean joke.
00:39:37.000 He ended up winning after a year.
00:39:38.000 After a year of a- And legal fees and battles.
00:39:41.000 Jordan Peterson basically- And comedians cheered it.
00:39:43.000 Yeah, Jordan Peterson is basically the devil for saying, if I can't tell the difference between male and female, I'm gonna say it one way or the other, and I might offend you.
00:39:51.000 He basically said, I'll respect what you say, but I can't teach something that's actually not scientific proof.
00:39:57.000 Right!
00:39:57.000 Guarantee you, if Jordan Peterson was running a cafe, that would be shut down and the windows broken.
00:40:01.000 Yeah.
00:40:01.000 Oh, I'm surprised he hasn't been crucified, to be honest.
00:40:04.000 Yeah, well, it's in the plans.
00:40:05.000 Oh, well.
00:40:07.000 There's a rumor going around yeah, and I just have to word it like this.
00:40:08.000 say there's a witch personality test for witches.
00:40:12.000 Let's say there's there's a rumor going around.
00:40:15.000 Yeah.
00:40:16.000 And I just have to word it like this.
00:40:17.000 There's a rumor.
00:40:18.000 OK.
00:40:19.000 Rumor that the queen is being treated with a certain drug that may be inexpensive.
00:40:25.000 So the rumor... Which is obviously a big deal for the Queen because they can afford what they... They can afford anything, really.
00:40:34.000 And if somebody was, I don't know, 114 years old, you would assume it could work on somebody who's, I don't know, 30.
00:40:41.000 Part of that is, let's say the entire world was collapsed based on the fact that an industry based on human health was all just to make money off of this entire thing.
00:40:53.000 Shouldn't people be a little bit more angry than this?
00:40:57.000 On the side of the truckers and a little less on the side of the authority?
00:41:01.000 Yeah, you would think so.
00:41:02.000 And the rich prick in office there?
00:41:04.000 Right.
00:41:05.000 The spoiled brat?
00:41:06.000 What, 17% of the people got him into office or something?
00:41:09.000 Something like that, yeah.
00:41:10.000 That's a problem when people say, oh, two-party system, man.
00:41:13.000 Okay, go to a parliamentary system and see someone who could be elected with a minority of the vote.
00:41:17.000 It's not perfect.
00:41:18.000 But it's like a 10-round must system, right, in combat sports.
00:41:22.000 It's as close to perfect as we have.
00:41:24.000 It's the rich kid who hung out at parties that you didn't really like, but his parents would go on vacation.
00:41:28.000 You're like, oh, we can steal their Ferrari.
00:41:30.000 You know what I mean?
00:41:32.000 There's nothing likable about him.
00:41:34.000 Yeah, when his dad Fidel's gone, he's like, let's break into a liquor company.
00:41:38.000 He summed it up perfectly in a speech that he gave, actually.
00:41:41.000 He said, That if you voted against the Emergencies Act being implemented for the full length of time that he asked for, then you don't trust in government to handle these situations.
00:41:50.000 And I was like, no, no kidding, Justin!
00:41:53.000 That's the whole point!
00:41:53.000 And you'll see this with the John Oliver Critical Race Theory segment we're about to do.
00:41:57.000 I find this consistently, and maybe it's a blind spot.
00:42:00.000 Maybe they've got floaters, cataracts, I have no idea.
00:42:03.000 When they try and characterize conservatives as really bad, I hear what they say and I go, is it though?
00:42:11.000 It's like, that means that you don't trust the government.
00:42:13.000 Well, hold on a second.
00:42:14.000 You did force the unemployment of 3 million people.
00:42:18.000 200,000 just this month.
00:42:19.000 I mean, in the United States, we have record high unemployment.
00:42:21.000 Yeah, you know what?
00:42:22.000 I don't really know.
00:42:23.000 I wouldn't even say that's a strawman.
00:42:26.000 The government's people.
00:42:28.000 It's not a fucking machine.
00:42:30.000 It's people.
00:42:31.000 People are flawed.
00:42:36.000 But people are flawed.
00:42:38.000 It's going to be a flawed system.
00:42:40.000 Why would you trust it?
00:42:41.000 People aren't trustworthy.
00:42:42.000 Mostly the people that we elect.
00:42:44.000 Have you seen them?
00:42:45.000 Why would you trust that ever?
00:42:48.000 Picture the broad who annoys you at the DMV, now put her in charge of your speech right.
00:42:52.000 Make her Nancy Pelosi.
00:42:53.000 Talk to Nancy Pelosi about getting a driver's license and tell me you don't want it.
00:42:57.000 It's going to be quiet for a report.
00:42:58.000 Last time I went to the DMV, they said, you need two pieces of ID.
00:43:01.000 Great.
00:43:01.000 And like your birth certificate.
00:43:02.000 Okay, fine.
00:43:03.000 And then they say, you need your social security number or a document that has your social security number.
00:43:07.000 So I brought a tax return.
00:43:08.000 And they sent me home because they said, this is a true story, they said, that's not your social security number, that's your tax ID number.
00:43:15.000 I said, you guys labeled it tax!
00:43:17.000 It's clearly my social security number!
00:43:18.000 They're like, well, no, we can't tell.
00:43:20.000 We have no way of knowing.
00:43:20.000 I'm like, don't you have a computer?
00:43:21.000 Just punch it, put it in, put it in the machine that you have right there.
00:43:24.000 That same number of numbers.
00:43:25.000 I'm telling you, it's my, it's just, you wrote tax ID number.
00:43:28.000 And you know who helped me?
00:43:29.000 There was a very nice black gentleman at the DMV.
00:43:31.000 Yeah.
00:43:31.000 He said, man, that's some bullshit.
00:43:33.000 Come back, I'll get you the front line.
00:43:35.000 So, I had one of my producers run over my social security card, which they used to tell you tear up sometimes, because you don't want someone finding it, and I had to bring it to the DMV to get my license renewed.
00:43:45.000 My point is, take them and put them in charge of health care and wounds, and your right to speak freely, and the economy, and you've got the DNC and the Liberal Party of Canada.
00:43:55.000 Okay, and it's not too far off from the next topic that we're going to cover, TikTok.
00:43:59.000 I hate TikTok.
00:44:01.000 I know what's wrong to hate.
00:44:03.000 But I do.
00:44:03.000 Sometimes.
00:44:04.000 You're talking about a person.
00:44:05.000 You're talking about a god-awful... If there ever was a time to hate.
00:44:11.000 Hate witches!
00:44:13.000 It's run by Chinese witches!
00:44:16.000 Channel witches are here, I know all six.
00:44:19.000 I want you to do the dance, he's like... I believe I made my point!
00:44:27.000 Don't cough!
00:44:28.000 Seriously, he watched Leap of Faith with Steve Martin in Salem's Lot and woke up and was like... I can do that.
00:44:34.000 I got an idea.
00:44:37.000 I wonder if he talks that way.
00:44:38.000 He wants you to think he talks that way at home.
00:44:39.000 Like, I told you I don't want the Cinnamon Toaster Cruncher!
00:44:42.000 I want Golden Grahams!
00:44:44.000 Just like it was bad.
00:44:45.000 And now I caught AIDS because it's airborne on the cereals!
00:44:48.000 Don't give me none of that Captain Cruncher whoops all witches that's in the congregation.
00:44:54.000 Don't you bring me those apple jacks, they don't taste like apples!
00:45:00.000 Honey!
00:45:00.000 His wife's just like, who cares, we eat what we like!
00:45:04.000 I'm a witch!
00:45:06.000 All right.
00:45:08.000 Count Chocula.
00:45:10.000 He's on the oldies station, just witchy woman starts playing, he's like... Starts smoking in the car.
00:45:19.000 All right, so as you know, here's the thing, last week And it's crazy to think about this for a second.
00:45:24.000 We tried!
00:45:25.000 No, no, no, seriously.
00:45:26.000 Communist China, when you look at what... It's not... There's not enough of a contrast between them and Australia and Canada at this point.
00:45:35.000 There is not enough of a contrast.
00:45:37.000 There really isn't.
00:45:38.000 Think of what happens to protesters in these countries.
00:45:42.000 Think of what the police do.
00:45:44.000 And think of what happens in Canada.
00:45:45.000 Think about the quarantine camps that you see in Australia.
00:45:47.000 It's not a... Look, if Communist China, if there's not enough of a stark contrast between that and the free world, the free world is screwed up!
00:45:57.000 You have screwed up royally.
00:46:00.000 We are at that point.
00:46:01.000 We are at that point.
00:46:02.000 Okay.
00:46:03.000 So as you know, last week we tried to get the, well, the trend actually started trending, the hashtag Trash TikTok.
00:46:08.000 Yeah.
00:46:09.000 So, um, we started this movement, and in no uncertain terms, I did my level best to try and get yours truly banned from TikTok.
00:46:19.000 I was going to manually delete TikTok, was the plan, like on my phone, go look, and then I realized, wait a second, I don't need to do that!
00:46:25.000 I can just say, I can just say true things!
00:46:28.000 Yeah, we'll give you the floor and let you, let you get it off your chest.
00:46:31.000 Yes.
00:46:32.000 I am going to close my TikTok.
00:46:37.000 The nine dash line isn't real.
00:46:41.000 Mao's great leap forward led to the death of 45 million Chinese citizens.
00:46:45.000 On June 4th, 1989, the CCP murdered thousands of protesters at the Tiananmen Square.
00:46:52.000 Taiwan is in fact a real country and not a part of Communist China.
00:46:57.000 Now, here's the thing, like, I had been banned from TikTok four times before that, I believe.
00:47:02.000 What was that?
00:47:03.000 You can smash the like button.
00:47:03.000 Yeah, we like that video.
00:47:05.000 Not TikTok, though.
00:47:05.000 Not TikTok.
00:47:06.000 No, no, no.
00:47:06.000 Don't smash like for TikTok.
00:47:07.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:08.000 There's one communist spy like, I hold!
00:47:09.000 one communist by like I hold I will hold so I had been banned from tic-tac for far less
00:47:18.000 Yeah.
00:47:19.000 What was the token amount?
00:47:20.000 Was it three times banned from TikTok?
00:47:21.000 At least two.
00:47:21.000 I think so.
00:47:22.000 I think it was three.
00:47:23.000 I think it was three times.
00:47:24.000 So we were sure that that would get banned.
00:47:26.000 Yeah.
00:47:26.000 Okay, here's what happened.
00:47:29.000 I failed.
00:47:30.000 Miserably, you know.
00:47:31.000 The original upload to TikTok got 4.3 million views on TikTok.
00:47:36.000 That's a lot of TikToks!
00:47:37.000 I think that's our largest viewer number for TikTok.
00:47:40.000 Then it was removed for hate speech, okay?
00:47:43.000 Or facts.
00:47:44.000 And then, and we did nothing.
00:47:46.000 Winnie the Pooh.
00:47:47.000 We did nothing.
00:47:50.000 What?
00:47:50.000 I just love the Winnie the Pooh in the background.
00:47:52.000 Look at it.
00:47:53.000 It's just the extra insult in the photo that I love.
00:47:57.000 And we didn't do anything.
00:47:58.000 Like with YouTube, right, we send in a half-Asian Craig and we make sure, like, hey, this is the photo.
00:48:01.000 With TikTok, we're like, mission accomplished, good, banned, done.
00:48:04.000 Then it got reinstated.
00:48:07.000 For some reason, unbeknownst to us, and it got 6.2 million views!
00:48:11.000 No fault of our own!
00:48:12.000 We didn't even protest!
00:48:14.000 6.2 million views!
00:48:15.000 So it's 10 million views?
00:48:18.000 No, no, no, it's 6.2 million.
00:48:19.000 Oh, so when they reinstated it, it started at zero.
00:48:22.000 Now, here's the thing.
00:48:22.000 I really, I absolutely do want to, you know, hashtag trash TikTok.
00:48:26.000 I don't want to be a part of that platform.
00:48:27.000 Try it again.
00:48:28.000 But I'm not going to remove myself.
00:48:29.000 Right.
00:48:30.000 No.
00:48:31.000 Because that would be abandoning territory.
00:48:33.000 So, um, I'm gonna have to try a little bit harder this time.
00:48:36.000 And this is, are we ready?
00:48:37.000 We're gonna get this right.
00:48:38.000 You do.
00:48:38.000 Yep.
00:48:39.000 Laser beam.
00:48:40.000 Tractor beam.
00:48:40.000 Suck me right in.
00:48:41.000 Right to TikTok.
00:48:43.000 Uh, okay, TikTok.
00:48:44.000 And I think the problem, too, is they're like, there are too many eyeballs!
00:48:47.000 Debbie, if you, if you remove, there'll be Bette Midler effect!
00:48:50.000 Streisand, you asshole!
00:48:51.000 So, same!
00:48:53.000 Blonde Jew, sing Bette!
00:48:55.000 TikTok.
00:48:57.000 Alright.
00:48:57.000 Hope you have your mouth guard on.
00:48:58.000 Don't let this tin can I'm about to kick hit you in the teeth.
00:49:02.000 1979, China tried to invade Vietnam and proceeded to get your ass kicked.
00:49:09.000 China, Chinese officials, you guys silenced and disappeareded Dr. A. Nguyen when she tried to blow the whistle on COVID.
00:49:17.000 You also, China, I'm talking, I'm talking to you, not him, China, you, you lied about the WHO that there was no human-to-human transmission when there in fact was.
00:49:27.000 Wolf Warrior 2 sucks ass.
00:49:30.000 Seven Years in Tibet is the greatest film of all time.
00:49:34.000 And Richard Gere's the best actor alive.
00:49:36.000 And the Dalai Lama's a pretty cool guy.
00:49:40.000 Also, to you, former Vice Premier Zhang Guoli, you sexually assaulted tennis star Peng Shuai.
00:49:45.000 If I'm pronouncing that correctly, I don't care.
00:49:47.000 You're the rapist.
00:49:48.000 Thousands of North Korean women have been abducted by you and sold into slacks safely in your wonderful country of China.
00:49:55.000 And Xi Jinping plagiarized your doctoral thesis.
00:49:59.000 You know that, Xi Jinping.
00:50:00.000 And, and, most of all, I've also heard, and by heard rumor, I mean stop sending me pictures of your micropenis, Xi Jinping.
00:50:11.000 Let's see if that works.
00:50:12.000 Let's see what happens.
00:50:14.000 I think that's fair.
00:50:15.000 I don't know, the Richard Gere one might have put him over.
00:50:18.000 Misinformation!
00:50:19.000 Misinformation!
00:50:20.000 He wrong!
00:50:21.000 I'm a Sam Elliott man!
00:50:23.000 I know three gerbils that disagree.
00:50:27.000 Oh, don't need to break tiddlywinks into this.
00:50:28.000 Oh, man.
00:50:29.000 Okay, for him.
00:50:30.000 He's like, why?
00:50:31.000 Why this?
00:50:31.000 Why?
00:50:32.000 Why?
00:50:32.000 I'm a peaceful man.
00:50:33.000 I can't even get mad about the rumor.
00:50:35.000 This is just so I hope tick tock.
00:50:35.000 Right?
00:50:37.000 I hope you know what tick tock you do what you do.
00:50:39.000 And by hope.
00:50:40.000 I mean, please just end it for me.
00:50:43.000 Mercy.
00:50:43.000 Come on.
00:50:44.000 Ban me.
00:50:46.000 I don't want to have to upload stuff to your platform anymore.
00:50:49.000 But I'm not going to do it myself.
00:50:52.000 Mercy.
00:50:53.000 Right now there's a guy with a sword just pointing it at him.
00:50:55.000 Yes!
00:50:56.000 You're mixing up Asian now.
00:50:58.000 I don't care.
00:50:58.000 They're like, that's misinformation!
00:51:00.000 That's Japanese!
00:51:01.000 We believe they're inferior because we're racist!
00:51:03.000 Well, I'm trying to get off TikTok, right?
00:51:04.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:51:05.000 So I'm juggling it all wrong.
00:51:06.000 Yeah, you Chinese kamikazes!
00:51:08.000 Totally did it on purpose, because I'm aware of all Asian culture.
00:51:11.000 It's like, what are you going to do?
00:51:12.000 We're going to ban me?
00:51:14.000 Send you Sherry's berries, son of a bitch!
00:51:14.000 No!
00:51:18.000 I didn't know they did international.
00:51:19.000 What do I gotta do?
00:51:20.000 Send him to Ukraine.
00:51:23.000 We're gonna send you bowling branch bed sheets!
00:51:24.000 Oh no!
00:51:25.000 Son of a crap!
00:51:26.000 Winnie the Who.
00:51:28.000 Alright, it's time for another taste test with Patriot Supply before we do the John Oliver segment.
00:51:40.000 Thank you.
00:51:41.000 Oh, we're doing... What happened?
00:51:42.000 Did we burn the oatmeal?
00:51:43.000 Is that what happened?
00:51:44.000 No, it's coming last.
00:51:45.000 Oh, that's my favorite one.
00:51:46.000 Okay, so we have mac and cheese.
00:51:48.000 It's prepwithcrowder.com.
00:51:49.000 You get $50 off a four-week emergency food supply.
00:51:51.000 Now, here's the thing.
00:51:52.000 You don't have to be a prepper.
00:51:53.000 You don't have to be a doomsday theorist.
00:51:55.000 You just need to understand that stores can be completely barren for a while.
00:51:59.000 Truckers do go on strike, and governments do freeze bank accounts.
00:52:01.000 Oh yeah, this would be way better.
00:52:02.000 Okay, so one of these is the Patriot Supply, prepwithcrowder.com.
00:52:06.000 One is Kraft.
00:52:07.000 One is Kraft.
00:52:08.000 And we have to decide which we would rather have if stuck in Cloverfield Lane.
00:52:14.000 Okay.
00:52:15.000 Tastes like mac and cheese.
00:52:15.000 Yep.
00:52:16.000 I'm not the biggest mac and cheese fan, just to let you know.
00:52:18.000 I like mac and cheese.
00:52:21.000 What?
00:52:22.000 Now, look.
00:52:23.000 I'm not just saying this.
00:52:25.000 I know which one is which.
00:52:27.000 This one is absolutely better.
00:52:28.000 This one right here.
00:52:29.000 The one with the thicker noodle.
00:52:30.000 Yeah.
00:52:31.000 It's better.
00:52:31.000 It's absolutely better.
00:52:32.000 And I've never thought that anything was much better than Kraft, and it is actually better.
00:52:36.000 Which one is this?
00:52:37.000 What does it say on the bowl?
00:52:39.000 Oh, it's my Patriot Supply!
00:52:41.000 Wow!
00:52:43.000 It actually is better.
00:52:44.000 This one was the one I thought would be the hardest to be better.
00:52:46.000 Yeah, just because the shit hits the fan doesn't mean that you can't eat like a king and queen.
00:52:49.000 I'm gonna lie, I thought I was gonna have to fake it.
00:52:51.000 I'm kind of hungry.
00:52:52.000 And I don't.
00:52:52.000 No, it actually is significantly better.
00:52:55.000 I'm actually happy I don't have to lie.
00:52:57.000 Alright, so there you go.
00:52:57.000 You go to prepwithcrowder.com.
00:52:59.000 Tom, this has been another Patriot Supply Taste Test.
00:53:01.000 Yeah.
00:53:02.000 Wow.
00:53:03.000 Wow.
00:53:03.000 I would.
00:53:04.000 Wow.
00:53:05.000 Wow.
00:53:06.000 I would.
00:53:07.000 Wow.
00:53:08.000 Wow.
00:53:08.000 I would.
00:53:09.000 Wow. Wow. I would.
00:53:12.000 They earned 48,000 4 and 5 star ratings at South Patriot's Play.
00:53:16.000 That's fantastic.
00:53:17.000 I would seriously eat that any day.
00:53:19.000 I would eat that any day.
00:53:20.000 The oatmeal is good.
00:53:21.000 And the pudding!
00:53:23.000 Oh, the pudding!
00:53:24.000 You're not getting the pudding, Steven.
00:53:26.000 I don't think we had... I think you ate all the pudding.
00:53:28.000 We were gonna do it for the taste test.
00:53:31.000 But it was gone.
00:53:32.000 Can we get that in there?
00:53:34.000 It's in.
00:53:34.000 What are you talking about?
00:53:36.000 Well, I don't know.
00:53:37.000 I just messed everything up.
00:53:38.000 You could take that fish in, too, in case you get lost at sea.
00:53:40.000 I like the package it comes in.
00:53:42.000 Also, it makes a nice humidor.
00:53:43.000 It does.
00:53:43.000 But then the problem is, I've prioritized cigars, and now I don't have any more pudding.
00:53:47.000 And you starve.
00:53:48.000 Also, you can kill a baby seal with it and make a coat if you need.
00:53:51.000 Yes, if you're Inuit, because we have allowances.
00:53:54.000 We have Inuit viewers, and I'd just like to say, we get it.
00:53:56.000 It's your culture.
00:53:57.000 I would also like to say, Indeed.
00:54:00.000 Eskimo pies.
00:54:01.000 One of them's like, don't talk about my mom!
00:54:03.000 Oh, jeez.
00:54:03.000 Oh, Eskimo's a bad word, right?
00:54:05.000 With that accent, yeah.
00:54:06.000 It's the land bridge theory, you son of a bitch.
00:54:08.000 Yeah, that's what it is.
00:54:09.000 It's a land bridge.
00:54:10.000 I've only heard of water bridge crossing.
00:54:12.000 Okay, so here we're gonna get into John Oliver.
00:54:13.000 I know, like I said, the show is going late, but we have to do a rebuttal here to John Oliver, the critical race theory that, uh...
00:54:19.000 The segment that he did.
00:54:20.000 In John Oliver I will say sometimes he's funny.
00:54:22.000 He's becoming less and less funny.
00:54:23.000 Yeah.
00:54:24.000 And he's becoming less and less funny because he's really focusing more on Claptor.
00:54:28.000 And I watched this segment and there was very little to find funny.
00:54:31.000 A couple of digs at Ted Cruz that were kind of funny.
00:54:35.000 And it's just a total misrepresentation.
00:54:37.000 This is another example of most Americans, including by the way, I'll get to this, black Americans, minority Americans of all colors and sizes and shapes, are not big supporters of critical race theory.
00:54:51.000 Okay, because they don't want their children being indoctrinated, they don't want to sow division in this country.
00:54:56.000 There really is a clear dividing line right now between Americans who want to unify, and you hear this all the time, common ground, but you can't find common ground and unify if the elites in power don't want it and won't allow it.
00:55:08.000 So, John Oliver did this segment yesterday, and it always gets thrust into my YouTube timeline.
00:55:12.000 When's he going to be banned from TikTok?
00:55:14.000 Seth Meyers and John Oliver.
00:55:15.000 Yes.
00:55:16.000 So his first show back in 2022, he tried to make every parent who's concerned about critical race theory, he tried to make them out to look like crazy conspiracy theorists.
00:55:25.000 And I don't know, gaslighting is thrown around a lot.
00:55:28.000 I think this is almost a masterclass in gaslighting.
00:55:31.000 Let's start.
00:55:32.000 It is true.
00:55:33.000 You have probably heard people yelling about critical race theory on TV for more than a year now.
00:55:38.000 And people have been listening to that noise.
00:55:41.000 Especially judging by what's been happening at school board meetings across the country.
00:55:48.000 It doesn't look that bad to me.
00:55:48.000 Are these the highlights?
00:55:49.000 Yeah.
00:55:49.000 Western culture and values that brought forth Christianity in the founding documents are
00:55:53.000 being called evil and racist.
00:55:55.000 I'm not co-parenting with the government.
00:55:57.000 It is not your job to force these ideas onto my child.
00:56:00.000 Are these the highlights?
00:56:01.000 Yeah.
00:56:02.000 We're all inherently racist and I'm about sick of it.
00:56:04.000 It's a Marxist ideology and we all know it.
00:56:08.000 Indiscernible from Gestapo.
00:56:09.000 All these people have the intent to make our children feel disgust towards our nation.
00:56:12.000 This country isn't even a racist country.
00:56:15.000 We elected Obama for two terms.
00:56:18.000 Wait, hold on.
00:56:19.000 Hold on.
00:56:20.000 America can't be racist because of Obama?
00:56:22.000 I don't know if you remember the 2008 election, but things got pretty racist back then.
00:56:27.000 People kept saying he was born in Kenya, people said he was a secret Muslim, and then a few years later, we elected that people president.
00:56:34.000 So, let's just agree to disagree on that one, shall we?
00:56:37.000 Okay, really quickly, first off, just notice the straw man right away.
00:56:42.000 In other words, he's pulling the worst examples of radical conservatives that you can think of, right?
00:56:46.000 We just showed you people knocking police unconscious and running them over in the streets, and he shows somebody at a school board using a legal term saying, we do not want to co-parent with the government.
00:56:57.000 And then we're supposed to believe that, look, I get it, Obama was not born in Kenya, I understand it, but the idea that Obama was a secret Muslim This isn't based on race, it was based on his own writings!
00:57:07.000 What, you can't say?
00:57:08.000 Well, hold on a second, this guy claims that he converted to Christianity, but then he described the Islamic call to prayer when he was in Indonesia as, quote, one of the prettiest sounds on earth at sunset.
00:57:18.000 The Islamic call to prayer at sunset?
00:57:20.000 I don't think it's pretty when I hear it, it's scary!
00:57:23.000 No, if you're in Hamtramck, Michigan trying to eat pierogies and you start hearing that coming from the mosque?
00:57:27.000 Oh my gosh!
00:57:27.000 It's terrifying.
00:57:28.000 It ruins the meal, I'm not gonna lie.
00:57:32.000 Allah Akbar!
00:57:32.000 I'm like, okay, something's blown up.
00:57:34.000 Sorry.
00:57:34.000 I am legend with headdresses.
00:57:36.000 That's a terrifying sound.
00:57:39.000 By the way, the Kenya thing was just if you were allowed to run for president.
00:57:42.000 It wasn't like, oh, he's born in Kenya, nobody from Kenya, we don't like that country.
00:57:45.000 Is it racist against Latinos that people say Ted Cruz was born in Canada?
00:57:48.000 Right, exactly.
00:57:49.000 My point is it's trying to score political points.
00:57:51.000 It's not racism.
00:57:52.000 I'm not saying there was no racism aimed at Barack Obama, but it was not mainstream.
00:57:56.000 And by the way, you're saying, this man was elected president.
00:57:59.000 Really?
00:57:59.000 How about the guy who said they want to put y'all back in chains?
00:58:01.000 How about the guy who said the N-word repeatedly to Clarence Thomas' face?
00:58:04.000 How about the guy who said, if you don't vote for me, you're not black?
00:58:07.000 And then that guy was voted former vice president.
00:58:09.000 How about a clean and well-spoken word that I can't say?
00:58:12.000 He said the first... No, we can say it because... Well, yeah, he said it, too.
00:58:15.000 You know, you've got the first clean and articulate Negro.
00:58:20.000 Yeah, articulate.
00:58:20.000 You know who's not articulate?
00:58:22.000 Biden.
00:58:22.000 You're right.
00:58:23.000 Here's what I hate, though.
00:58:25.000 He's like, 2008.
00:58:25.000 Here's what I hate though, he's like, 2008, stop calling it back then.
00:58:29.000 Yeah.
00:58:30.000 It's been the same damn...
00:58:33.000 Everything's, nothing's changed in 20 years.
00:58:35.000 You got former Vice President Biden, he doesn't even deserve, he shouldn't even be relegated to a cabinet position, he shouldn't be relegated to a cabinet.
00:58:41.000 If I open, if that's the Indian in my cupboard and it's Biden, I'm just squashing him.
00:58:45.000 I wouldn't let him watch my kid for eight minutes while I ran to the store.
00:58:49.000 No.
00:58:49.000 And he's in charge of the country.
00:58:51.000 If it's a Biden in my cupboard, I'm calling toy soldiers.
00:58:53.000 Yes.
00:58:54.000 Yeah.
00:58:56.000 Gorgonauts.
00:58:59.000 I wouldn't trust him riding in the back of my car.
00:59:01.000 I'd be like, put a towel down.
00:59:02.000 There's gonna be shit.
00:59:03.000 Yes.
00:59:04.000 Also, put a towel in front of the front seats because there's gonna be a six-year-old.
00:59:08.000 Yeah.
00:59:09.000 Also, if you have an extra towel, we might pass a mosque.
00:59:11.000 Right.
00:59:14.000 Stop it!
00:59:15.000 We just got pulled out of YouTube?
00:59:16.000 No, we didn't.
00:59:16.000 I'm kidding, that was a joke.
00:59:18.000 I live near there.
00:59:19.000 Hey, you know what, YouTube?
00:59:21.000 There aren't enough asses in the world for you to kiss.
00:59:24.000 How about that?
00:59:25.000 I was saying kiss my ass.
00:59:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:59:27.000 Okay, so here we go.
00:59:28.000 Let's move on to the claims that John Oliver makes.
00:59:31.000 These are not correct.
00:59:32.000 And all references are available at lodderwithcrowder.com if you're watching on Mug Club or on Rumble, which I would love!
00:59:36.000 I would love more of you to switch from YouTube to Rumble, right?
00:59:39.000 The choice is yours.
00:59:40.000 I would love to be able to tell YouTube to go screw themselves.
00:59:45.000 We have all the references available on the pinned comment for those of you who are on YouTube.
00:59:49.000 And for those of you who aren't, you can just go to loudacrowd.com.
00:59:51.000 I get so many emails asking where the references are.
00:59:53.000 They're always publicly available for every single show.
00:59:56.000 And I don't do that to brag.
00:59:58.000 I do it because we're not that confident in always being right!
01:00:02.000 So we want to make it publicly available because more minds actually create better ideas.
01:00:07.000 Hey, there's a thought!
01:00:08.000 Now, he claims that critical race theory is only a graduate-level legal theory, and that it is, and he says this, we're going to use his own words and his own examples throughout this rebuttal, that it's not taught to children.
01:00:23.000 And to be clear, CRT is graduate-level legal theory, so unless your five-year-old is currently pursuing a law degree, they're not reading Kimberley Crenshaw.
01:00:34.000 Okay, so he uses Kimberlé Crenshaw as an example.
01:00:37.000 Glad he did.
01:00:38.000 One of the founders, one of the main thrusters of critical race theory.
01:00:42.000 It began as a graduate level theory, that's true, but it's taken on a bigger scope, including kindergarten through 12 and K-12 education.
01:00:50.000 Whenever I see K-12, I think, is that the mountain that's harder to climb than Everest but not as high?
01:00:54.000 It's K-2.
01:00:56.000 K-12, no, that's the vitamin that drives the, you need it with vitamin D, otherwise you can't drive it into your cells, something like that.
01:01:02.000 I don't know.
01:01:02.000 I have a subscription to Alex Jones' box.
01:01:06.000 It's a monthly box with a surprise.
01:01:07.000 It's like, I wonder if this month it's oregano oil.
01:01:10.000 It's a gay frog.
01:01:13.000 Ribbit.
01:01:15.000 This is obscene, Alex.
01:01:19.000 Let's take this from, is it taught from K-12?
01:01:21.000 Who would say that?
01:01:22.000 Who wanted to expand the scope?
01:01:23.000 Oh wait, you're Kimberly Crenshaw.
01:01:27.000 So while in reality, critical race theory traditionally is a law school class, the truth of the matter is some of the basic inspiration, some of the things that we're all trying to do is the same.
01:01:41.000 We're trying to create a more A more inclusive democracy.
01:01:45.000 And we know, as Brown versus Board of Education said, inequality in education undermines our democracy.
01:01:53.000 Well, some of that inequality is lack of access to the stories that make us.
01:01:59.000 Stories that are core to understanding what America is.
01:02:03.000 What America is is partly made up of what America has been.
01:02:08.000 So critical race theory is simply now the huge container for anti-racist work, anti-racist education.
01:02:18.000 And what they're telling us is Oh, I thought I was going to hear what they're talking about.
01:02:23.000 How did they get my statue?
01:02:23.000 Yeah.
01:02:26.000 I wonder if she goes to the same hair stylist as Chuck Liddell.
01:02:29.000 Art that I used to go to.
01:02:30.000 So, this also, Kimberlé Crenshaw, just to be clear, has been espousing these same critical race theory views for 20 years.
01:02:38.000 Let me read you a quote.
01:02:39.000 So the name Critical Race Theory, now used as interchangeably for race scholarship as Kleenex is used for tissue, was basically made up, fused together, to mark a possibility.
01:02:48.000 Well, what kind of a possibility might that be?
01:02:50.000 Let's look to Critical Race Theory scholars Richard Delgado and John Stefankinick That's a tough one.
01:02:58.000 I don't know if I'm pronouncing it properly and I don't care because I don't like this person.
01:03:02.000 Although CRT began as a movement in the law, it has rapidly spread beyond that discipline.
01:03:09.000 And this guy who, by the way, John Oliver just tries to dismiss as silly, Chris Rufo, he's done a bunch of work and compiled extensive evidence on critical race theory and its founders and the documents that they write themselves, you know, using this kind of witchcraft trickery like their own words.
01:03:27.000 What was that a clip of, by the way?
01:03:29.000 Would Tucker Carlson just look like it was the first time he saw tits?
01:03:32.000 Well, that was her taking a screenshot.
01:03:34.000 Oh, okay.
01:03:34.000 I didn't understand what that clip was.
01:03:35.000 No, he looked like for the first time he saw her tits.
01:03:37.000 But with her... He wasn't crying.
01:03:40.000 Did you have to put a mohawk down the middle?
01:03:42.000 Oh, dear lord.
01:03:44.000 But Brown vs. Board of Education, I believe that was about equality, not teaching students that one race was far more valuable than the other, correct?
01:03:52.000 White people suck.
01:03:52.000 Right, yeah.
01:03:53.000 You know nothing about this, Dave.
01:03:54.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:03:55.000 My bad.
01:03:56.000 I thought it was supposed to be about people were equal.
01:03:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:59.000 No, no, no.
01:03:59.000 You're silly.
01:04:00.000 Oh, I'm gonna... You're a silly person.
01:04:02.000 I'm gonna go flog myself in the restroom.
01:04:03.000 Yes, exactly.
01:04:04.000 Well, you can use the tits.
01:04:06.000 Do they not understand that this has been, like, as a kid who grew up in the United States, sorry that you didn't.
01:04:11.000 It's not our fault.
01:04:12.000 You moved at three.
01:04:12.000 You should have come back.
01:04:13.000 Oh, I didn't move.
01:04:14.000 Well, you did.
01:04:15.000 I didn't have... You had agency!
01:04:17.000 I didn't have a rider for the U-Haul at three.
01:04:20.000 You probably could have gotten back.
01:04:22.000 Yeah, you could have sledded back over, right?
01:04:25.000 No, but seriously, I knew about the Brown vs. Board of Education, I knew about slavery, I knew about white people owning slaves and being a horrific thing, and I knew about all of the terrible stories about slavery before this CRT thing was being... So you're making an argument here that's like, oh, you don't want us to teach about the stories we already were.
01:04:43.000 Name me one American born after 1960 who was not taught that slavery was bad.
01:04:53.000 My dad was a history buff.
01:04:54.000 We would go to Gettysburg for family vacations and stuff, which is, you know, it's great when you're six.
01:04:59.000 Yeah, we're going to Disneyland.
01:05:01.000 I'm gonna go, you know, learn about freeing my friend Phil.
01:05:07.000 Oh, you're going to Six Flags?
01:05:08.000 I went to Bunker Hill.
01:05:09.000 No, it wasn't about slavery, right?
01:05:11.000 The most people that we've ever lost in a war were not lost because of slavery.
01:05:15.000 Not to mention the amount of slaves who exist today, which is another thing we just skim over.
01:05:19.000 You knew who Martin Luther King was.
01:05:20.000 You knew about Frederick Douglass.
01:05:22.000 You knew about Rosa Parks.
01:05:24.000 Mike Illich was funding Rosa Parks' entire life in Detroit.
01:05:29.000 It's a matter of, of course we cared.
01:05:32.000 Why would anybody think that we didn't?
01:05:33.000 When did all of a sudden this happen where we weren't?
01:05:35.000 No, and that's the issue.
01:05:36.000 The right thing.
01:05:37.000 It's a Trojan horse where they go, no, no, it's not about slavery.
01:05:39.000 It's that it wasn't, you're not guilted enough because now we need to make sure that that is copy pasted to all forms of inequity today.
01:05:47.000 Not inequality, inequity, right?
01:05:48.000 They've moved those terms.
01:05:49.000 Inequity wasn't used as the term.
01:05:51.000 It's now inequity.
01:05:53.000 It's no longer about equality.
01:05:54.000 So look, let me continue.
01:05:55.000 He's with stupid accents.
01:05:57.000 I don't feel guilty.
01:05:59.000 2015, going down this trail, the Virginia Department of Education told schools to, quote, embrace critical race theory.
01:06:03.000 That's almost a word for word, the problem that we have with it.
01:06:07.000 And, quote, to re-engineer attitudes and belief systems.
01:06:11.000 Detroit school superintendent Nikolai Vitti had this.
01:06:15.000 Because Detroit, if it's Detroit schools, you know it's good.
01:06:18.000 He had this to say about critical race theory.
01:06:20.000 Our curriculum is deeply using critical race theory, especially in social studies, but you'll find it in English language arts and the other disciplines.
01:06:31.000 We were very intentional about creating a curriculum, infusing materials, and embedding critical race theory within.
01:06:40.000 Now here's the thing, I'm going to continue going back to this.
01:06:44.000 The English arts, he said.
01:06:46.000 It's about, particularly, injecting race where it needn't be.
01:06:51.000 No one is saying that you shouldn't teach the discrepancy in race, of course, that occurred during the slave trade, right?
01:06:56.000 Just as we should teach the inequity between races with the Mediterranean who were enslaved by the North Africans.
01:07:02.000 Upwards of a million!
01:07:04.000 Yeah, depending on whether you look at the estimates.
01:07:05.000 And again, this is why I say slavery wasn't really about race, it was about people enslaving other people, because you can find people from every race enslaving people from every other race, including their own race.
01:07:14.000 So to see it solely through the prism of race is to misinterpret what the slave trade was.
01:07:19.000 Not saying, like Whoopi did, the Holocaust was not about race!
01:07:21.000 No, they said we're doing this because of race.
01:07:23.000 Slavery, they just said, well these are the ones who are being sold.
01:07:27.000 And it wasn't exclusive to one race of people.
01:07:29.000 But this is the issue.
01:07:31.000 And they want to gaslight Americans saying, you don't want this to be taught.
01:07:34.000 No one is saying that American history shouldn't be taught.
01:07:36.000 It's whether it is appropriate to inject it into, say, I don't know, English studies.
01:07:41.000 To inject it into, say, I don't know, math.
01:07:44.000 And you can comment below, especially anyone who's been in public school in the last 10 years.
01:07:50.000 I want to know if any of you Either we're not taught about slavery, or not taught that slavery is bad.
01:07:58.000 Or, if you did attend a school where CRT was incorporated, I want to know what your experience was, because I have no idea.
01:08:03.000 I don't know what kids do in school.
01:08:04.000 Do they still have to buy textbooks?
01:08:05.000 So, Seattle Public Schools, I'm just going to rapid fire through this, they push critical race theory as a part of the racial equity and black studies programs.
01:08:12.000 Universities, here's something else, universities are actually preparing teachers on how to teach social justice to children using Critical race theory scholarships.
01:08:22.000 Now, let me make sure that you understand this.
01:08:25.000 You're gonna say, well, they're teaching at universities?
01:08:26.000 No.
01:08:26.000 What I'm saying is they have critical race theory scholarships for people who learn how to teach it to children.
01:08:34.000 That's several layers of systemic bullshit.
01:08:39.000 Can I get a Pell Grant to lie?
01:08:41.000 Sure!
01:08:42.000 Well, how good at it are you?
01:08:43.000 Wait, hold on a second.
01:08:44.000 You Asian?
01:08:45.000 Uh, no.
01:08:46.000 Sure!
01:08:47.000 Man, I could have got a scholarship for teaching black culture.
01:08:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:08:52.000 You also could have gotten a seat on the Detroit Public School Board.
01:08:54.000 There you go.
01:08:55.000 Is that the guy that cashed the giant check from Allen and bought shoes?
01:08:58.000 Yes.
01:09:00.000 And by the way, for a thousand more examples, you can go to Chris Ruffo's Twitter, because John Oliver tried to tar and feather him, and he, of course, provides original sources, so we have the references all available.
01:09:08.000 Okay, here's another point that John Oliver makes.
01:09:10.000 He tries to say that Chris Ruffo pointing to CRT and government is, and this is what John Oliver does, of course, we know that he cherry-picks.
01:09:19.000 If the side accuses you of doing something, they're often accusing you of what they're doing, if it doesn't really make sense.
01:09:23.000 He's accusing There's Chris Rufo, a man who studies critical race theory and is critical of it, of cherry picking.
01:09:30.000 But in the wake of the George Floyd protests, just as America was beginning to grapple with systemic racism, Fox News began featuring Rufo a lot as part of their efforts to swing that pendulum back hard.
01:09:42.000 And in one appearance, he pointed to diversity trainings in government as evidence of CRT's influence.
01:09:48.000 And he spoke directly to President Trump through the camera about what he wanted to see happen.
01:09:53.000 And with that, CRT, or crucially, Rufo's definition of it, was suddenly absolutely everywhere.
01:10:01.000 Fox News kept pushing it, mentioning the term critical race theory nearly 5,000 times last year alone.
01:10:08.000 And the network zeroed in on its supposed use in schools, with Rufo telling Fox's audience that CRT has really become the default ideology of the public education system.
01:10:18.000 Absolutely.
01:10:18.000 Okay.
01:10:18.000 What Rufo has been cleverly doing is cherry picking the worst examples that he can find
01:10:23.000 of lessons in classrooms or training materials for teachers and saying, that is CRT.
01:10:29.000 Okay.
01:10:30.000 So, we just showed you examples from, well, we used his examples to show you what they
01:10:38.000 We've just showed you examples of what they're teaching in some school, public school boards, and what they want to teach.
01:10:43.000 And now he's saying that this man is cherry-picking, particularly he seems to have an issue with Chris Ruffo, I guess, misrepresenting government-affiliated organizations.
01:10:53.000 So let's go to one government-affiliated organization like Lockheed Martin's.
01:10:57.000 They have white privilege statements that you can read.
01:11:01.000 I think this is concerning.
01:11:02.000 Let me read some quotes.
01:11:03.000 I can dismiss another's voice with little or no consequence.
01:11:06.000 When I am told about our national heritage, I am shown people of my race made it what it is.
01:11:10.000 This is, you know, a checklist to make sure that you feel guilty about any of these statements.
01:11:14.000 Well, I thought it was like, I could kick your ass privilege.
01:11:16.000 Like, where I just don't care if you don't like what I say.
01:11:18.000 Right.
01:11:19.000 This is Lockheed Martin, this is a government-affiliated organization.
01:11:21.000 I didn't think that was white or black or anything else.
01:11:22.000 And they unironically use white privilege.
01:11:24.000 Look, I don't care if you're left or you're right, okay, at this point.
01:11:27.000 I think we can, can we all find common ground and agree that if you hear someone unironically use the term white privilege in day-to-day life, they're an asshole you don't want to be friends with?
01:11:34.000 Yeah, 100%.
01:11:34.000 Agreed, yes.
01:11:35.000 Especially when they're like a Karen.
01:11:37.000 Yes.
01:11:38.000 And it's like, you're the embodiment of white privilege.
01:11:40.000 Right, yeah.
01:11:41.000 You don't use it.
01:11:42.000 Not only white privilege, The only reason I'm not hitting you is because you're a woman.
01:11:47.000 Right.
01:11:48.000 You're Franzia privilege.
01:11:49.000 You just poked your finger in my chest.
01:11:52.000 I mean, I give you at least one Casablanca.
01:11:54.000 I mean, just so you know, like, it's just, but you got a mohawk and, you know, you got the law on your side.
01:11:59.000 My point is, men treat men very differently than we do women.
01:12:02.000 Women benefit from privilege in many, many ways.
01:12:06.000 Yeah.
01:12:07.000 How many times have you with a woman not treated her the exact way you would treat a man justifiably?
01:12:13.000 Justifiably!
01:12:14.000 Of course.
01:12:14.000 Under the eyes of the law, right?
01:12:16.000 If a man, if one of your friends gets in your face and shoves you, right?
01:12:20.000 What are you gonna do?
01:12:20.000 It's gonna be go to blows.
01:12:21.000 How many times has that happened to anyone out there with a woman and you don't do anything?
01:12:26.000 Right.
01:12:27.000 I also don't ask a man to bring me a sandwich.
01:12:29.000 Well, that's true.
01:12:30.000 Well, you shouldn't, at least.
01:12:31.000 Not if you want a good sandwich.
01:12:32.000 No, but you do it.
01:12:33.000 Yeah, sometimes.
01:12:34.000 It's a power move.
01:12:36.000 John Oliver's point there, he was basically saying, see, he tries to pick the... Cherry picks the worst examples.
01:12:41.000 I'm like, okay, so let's just assume that you're right.
01:12:43.000 Those are the worst.
01:12:44.000 This is where it goes!
01:12:46.000 That's the point, John, is that the worst examples are actually being taught.
01:12:51.000 Right, the worst examples are being taught.
01:12:53.000 Unlike your worst examples of radical conservatives saying, we don't want the government co-parenting with us, we should be able to teach our children right from wrong.
01:13:01.000 Which, by the way, I know is considered a ra- They consider that a more radical theory than the idea that the world is layered entirely through prisms of race, right?
01:13:12.000 See everything through the lens of race.
01:13:13.000 They think it's more radical for a parent to say, I should be able to raise my own kid.
01:13:16.000 Oh, lock him up!
01:13:17.000 Treat them like the truckers or the cafe owners!
01:13:19.000 So, he's a witch!
01:13:21.000 Kids!
01:13:21.000 They were both used, and this is by going to a public school, and this is paying attention up to 10th grade.
01:13:26.000 Right.
01:13:28.000 Both sides were used, and when you looked at it, it was black and white, especially when you talked about slavery, the different people that were involved in it and how they helped each other.
01:13:35.000 How they helped each other out of it, the people that influenced the other people to change their ways, looking through a different spectrum, and that's the way that it was taught.
01:13:42.000 It was not taught that there was a white savior in any way whatsoever.
01:13:46.000 In many ways it was taught as a black savior.
01:13:48.000 Harriet Tubman, people like that, people that were very, very brave, that's what was taught to us.
01:13:52.000 And where we were, and of course we knew that there's always going to be room to grow, there's always going to be things to change, but we were always taught that.
01:13:59.000 It was always taught as what unified us, now it's what divides us.
01:14:03.000 Let me ask you something, okay?
01:14:04.000 And I went to public school as well, in Canada though, so it's very silly.
01:14:08.000 We spent an entire semester on how they burned down the White House.
01:14:10.000 It's just silly.
01:14:10.000 It's like, okay, you're one win.
01:14:12.000 Yeah, that wasn't even a win.
01:14:13.000 You lost the overall award, guys.
01:14:15.000 You're one and 159.
01:14:16.000 You got an A plus in syrup class?
01:14:19.000 I know how to tap a tree.
01:14:21.000 So let me ask you this, because school is supposed to equip children History only serves a purpose if it equips you for the world of today, right?
01:14:29.000 To learn from history's lessons.
01:14:31.000 You don't simply learn history for history's sake.
01:14:33.000 Okay, so it's meant to equip you for the world of today, hopefully to create better upstanding citizens who can improve the world and make them a better place.
01:14:40.000 Let me ask you this.
01:14:43.000 Were you ever taught about slavery going on in the world today in school?
01:14:45.000 Um I wasn't.
01:14:51.000 Somewhat, yeah.
01:14:52.000 I never was.
01:14:53.000 I was taught, not really, but I was taught that it still existed in the world, yeah.
01:14:57.000 Did they teach you that there are more slaves right now?
01:15:00.000 No.
01:15:00.000 Today than ever in recorded history on Earth?
01:15:02.000 And I'll get to that in closing.
01:15:04.000 Did you know that?
01:15:04.000 No.
01:15:05.000 No, no, we just, we blanket it in terms like, uh, human trafficking.
01:15:08.000 Yeah, we give it to—that's slavery.
01:15:10.000 Let me ask you, I had to—when you talk about schools, public schools, being propaganda arms of a bastion of right-wing extremism, I had to unlearn things that I learned in school, like, my God, there was a Native American genocide.
01:15:24.000 I didn't realize that we have more people who are 1 16th Cherokee or Apache Algonquin than ever before because they were encouraged to intermarry.
01:15:31.000 I didn't learn that.
01:15:32.000 I learned that we gave them smallpox blankets and took them out with diseases sent with years, I think over a century before germ theory.
01:15:40.000 I learned in school of this wonderful horse culture, right?
01:15:43.000 Horseback culture with Native Americans.
01:15:45.000 I didn't know that they had domesticated horses.
01:15:47.000 I never learned any of those things.
01:15:48.000 I had to learn these things after.
01:15:50.000 I didn't learn in school that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican.
01:15:53.000 Did you?
01:15:55.000 I also like when, you know, anybody who's white says they're 118th Cherokee because then I know not to talk to them anymore.
01:16:01.000 Especially if they co-author Pow Wow Chow.
01:16:03.000 Yeah, I'm like, that's really interesting.
01:16:05.000 I'm gonna go.
01:16:05.000 I just want to promote my book.
01:16:06.000 And cheekbones.
01:16:07.000 So here's the thing.
01:16:08.000 No, but sex slavery of all things, too, should be taught in school.
01:16:11.000 Yes, because it's a danger today!
01:16:13.000 Yes, and when you're taught, when you're young, it's just you can be kidnapped, this and that, whatever, they obviously can't get into it with certain children, I understand that.
01:16:19.000 Right.
01:16:20.000 But if you're talking about teens and you're talking about sex education, which I believe that should be taught, I certainly think that human trafficking should be a part of that.
01:16:27.000 You're talking about the most vulnerable age of the most vulnerable people on the planet, I mean other than babies and everything, but you're talking about easily manipulated people.
01:16:35.000 Here's the thing, I will tell you this, you've just sort of bought an adult...
01:16:38.000 A lot of people hear human trafficking and they equate it with sex slavery.
01:16:41.000 There is human trafficking... But it's for work!
01:16:44.000 Yeah, most human trafficking is not sex slavery.
01:16:46.000 So that's where they go, oh, human trafficking, and people think, oh, it's a pimp, it's like the deuce.
01:16:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:16:51.000 More slaves right now than ever in the world.
01:16:54.000 And I know, adjusted for population, maybe it's a lower percentage, but I'll get to the numbers, they might shock you.
01:16:58.000 Wish I would have learned this in school.
01:17:00.000 So, kids should be learning about these sensitive issues.
01:17:04.000 From parents.
01:17:05.000 That's what I think.
01:17:06.000 Certainly issues as far as, well, you know, the term nuance.
01:17:08.000 We should learn about slavery.
01:17:09.000 Yeah.
01:17:10.000 We should learn that slavery was bad.
01:17:12.000 We should also learn that slavery still goes on.
01:17:13.000 However, John Oliver believes that your children, and you can watch it, you can watch it get more drastic, and I encourage you to go watch the full clip, should learn all of it, including the opinions, taught as fact, from schools, not their parents.
01:17:25.000 Educators are working very hard to find age-appropriate ways to talk about race and racism in the classroom, and if you do it right, you don't stop at the civil rights movement.
01:17:36.000 You tell the story all the way to the present day, which kids want and need.
01:17:40.000 They have questions about what they can see with their own eyes, and they deserve good answers.
01:17:46.000 And it is, frankly, far better for them to have these discussions in a supportive, How do you answer a black kid asking why his neighborhood's been burned down?
01:17:57.000 He's not wrong, he just has the wrong answers.
01:18:04.000 Well look, so he's making this satirical ardor in the San Francisco Chronicle look a lot less satirical.
01:18:10.000 It says, the left's introduction of anti-racism and gender identity in schools face a bitter backlash from parents.
01:18:16.000 Ending parenthood would end the backlash, helping dismantle white supremacy and outdated gender norms.
01:18:21.000 My proposal would merely make mandatory handovers of babies to the state.
01:18:24.000 Now, this is meant to be satirical, but that's not what he's saying.
01:18:28.000 Look, what do you think is going to happen?
01:18:29.000 He's just assuming that he has the right answer.
01:18:31.000 Yeah.
01:18:32.000 Especially, if anything, right now, who's been most negatively impacted by, and you said this, the lockdowns, by the protests, the riots, people in those communities.
01:18:46.000 So, what should be the answer from a teacher if they go, why did my dad's business get burned down?
01:18:51.000 By the way, if they're fortunate enough to have a father, and that's a big... because statistically, that matters.
01:18:55.000 Hey, there's another question.
01:18:56.000 Why don't I have a dad?
01:18:58.000 Yeah.
01:18:58.000 What's the answer, John Oliver?
01:19:00.000 Could it be, well, you know what, because of the Model Cities program, because of the modern welfare state, because of, if you look at Lyndon Johnson, this is why we actually encourage single-parent households, or, well, you know what, your father's franchise, the Walgreens, was burned down because of people who were looking to commit violence, and your father committed no wrong, and you know what?
01:19:15.000 No, the answer is going to be systemic racism, and that is taught to your kids, and parents right now are saying, we don't want that taught to our kids.
01:19:25.000 Not that the slave trade existed.
01:19:26.000 Right.
01:19:26.000 Yeah, and the questions that'll come up that I'm sure they're going to answer correctly, too, are, why did that police officer shoot that girl with a knife?
01:19:32.000 Well, because she was going to stab somebody else, so I saved her life.
01:19:34.000 Right.
01:19:35.000 That won't ever come up.
01:19:36.000 Who was she going to stab?
01:19:37.000 A black girl.
01:19:38.000 Right.
01:19:39.000 No, no, no.
01:19:39.000 Racist cop.
01:19:40.000 Hey, why was Jacob Blake shot?
01:19:43.000 I bet you would be hard-pressed to find a single teacher.
01:19:47.000 Let's say, the Eastern Seaboard.
01:19:51.000 I'm being somewhat facetious, but not really.
01:19:53.000 Statistically less than 1%.
01:19:54.000 You know, like a heterosexual male chance of getting AIDS in North America.
01:19:57.000 You're more right than you want to be.
01:19:58.000 There are a few stragglers, but it's statistically less than 1%.
01:20:02.000 I bet you would find less than 1% of teachers on the Eastern Seaboard addressing high school students when teaching the Jacob Blake situation.
01:20:08.000 I don't think you'll find a single teacher teaching that.
01:20:10.000 I guarantee you you'll find at least half saying that there's systemic racism from police shooting black men.
01:20:14.000 sexually assaulted, who called the cops to enforce the restraining order, then reached
01:20:18.000 for a knife under the floorboard of his car to try and stab cops before they shot him.
01:20:22.000 I don't think you'll find a single teacher teaching that.
01:20:24.000 I guarantee you you'll find at least half saying that there's systemic racism from police
01:20:29.000 shooting black men.
01:20:30.000 So my point is, it's not that it's not leftist.
01:20:32.000 Do we really think that public school teachers are mostly conservative?
01:20:38.000 For crying out... It's that it's not liberal enough!
01:20:41.000 Let's just move that over to the window.
01:20:41.000 Well, but bringing up Lyndon B. Johnson and everything else, it is systemic.
01:20:44.000 You're just not explaining what that means at all.
01:20:46.000 Exactly.
01:20:47.000 That's the problem.
01:20:47.000 It's the exact same answer without any explanation.
01:20:50.000 Right.
01:20:50.000 It's just white people bad, and by the way, let's make sure that some kids in this class feel shame for something that is no fault of their own.
01:20:57.000 Exactly.
01:20:57.000 So what is systemic racism?
01:20:59.000 Oh, it's not important.
01:21:00.000 But GoFundMe bought the guy a nice wheelchair.
01:21:02.000 Yes, yeah, exactly.
01:21:04.000 Also, they bought some nice K-Bars for the other catch-and-release felons over there in New York, so we're really proud about that.
01:21:09.000 We have a revolving door.
01:21:10.000 You don't even have to post bail.
01:21:10.000 Literally.
01:21:12.000 By the way, freeze the trucker funds, please.
01:21:13.000 Okay, sorry, I have to go back to curriculum.
01:21:16.000 The anti-critical race theory movement.
01:21:18.000 This is what John Oliver wants to do.
01:21:19.000 It's nothing but straw man, straw man, straw man, straw man, straw man, straw man.
01:21:21.000 I would love if he provided his references publicly, but he doesn't.
01:21:23.000 None of these shows do because they don't want a light.
01:21:26.000 It burns!
01:21:28.000 He wants you to believe that the anti-critical race theory movement is being driven Exclusively by white parents.
01:21:35.000 Even a manufactured panic is a panic.
01:21:39.000 Those parents at school board meetings are genuinely angry.
01:21:42.000 And as any little league coach knows, once you reach a critical mass of angry white parents, there will be consequences.
01:21:51.000 Okay, so here's the thing.
01:21:52.000 45%- it's true- 45% of whites in America think that critical race theory will make race relations worse.
01:21:59.000 Okay.
01:21:59.000 Yeah.
01:22:00.000 Do you know what percentage of all other minorities think it will make race relations worse?
01:22:05.000 Exactly 45%.
01:22:06.000 Really?
01:22:07.000 Weird, it's like we're the same.
01:22:07.000 Yeah, exactly 45%.
01:22:09.000 It's almost like we're the same.
01:22:10.000 Now, to be fair, only 32% of blacks think it will make it worse, but the point is, when you include all of the minorities, because you know, I think it matters, it can't, oh no wait, it's just, depending on the day, right, is it, oh, anti-race, anti-Asian hate crimes, until, okay, then it's, it's, it's the oppression Olympics, right?
01:22:25.000 Okay, so it's only the black, only the black statistic matters?
01:22:28.000 It's still a lot.
01:22:29.000 A third of black people think this, and what are they, the black face of white supremacy, John Oliver?
01:22:33.000 Yes.
01:22:33.000 It's just a white parent problem?
01:22:35.000 Yes.
01:22:36.000 And that's the empirical from Rasmussen.
01:22:39.000 Here's the anecdotal, just so you can see it for yourself.
01:22:42.000 See, I don't want to do the John Oliver where it's just anecdotal.
01:22:45.000 That's why I try to show you the empirical, but I also think it's nice to see.
01:22:45.000 Right.
01:22:48.000 By the way, I think, hey, thanks for Lane in the control room.
01:22:51.000 He exclusively pulled clips of good-looking black men.
01:22:53.000 Like, we don't know what he's up to!
01:22:55.000 Have you tried talking down to your audience more?
01:22:57.000 Yes, yes!
01:22:58.000 He's pretty good at it now.
01:23:00.000 These parents are definitely not just white.
01:23:02.000 But we're taking the wheel back from Washington all the way to Raleigh and into our local school board and from Jesus
01:23:08.000 CRT all of that the parents don't want it. It's a big fat lie
01:23:13.000 There's not one if there if you believe in see I'm looking dude
01:23:16.000 I'll tell you you're a liar Because that means you look at your black way to say that
01:23:19.000 they're oppressed and you look at your white neighbor and say that they're
01:23:22.000 Evil regardless of the experience that you've had with them and we're not gonna do that
01:23:31.000 I'm now directing over folks that look just like not many white men physically could
01:23:35.000 Let express a man off the streets to where I am right now You will see there and tell me this lot a critical race
01:23:43.000 theory of this This is reason why black folks can't get ahead because of
01:23:46.000 white folks. Are you kidding me?
01:23:48.000 This is what we come to not able to even talk about this right now
01:23:51.000 We can do all of this because we live in an incredible country
01:23:55.000 America that offers us limitless You won't be shown in the media.
01:24:03.000 and work hard. That is why I love this country. And that is why I oppose critical race theory and anything that
01:24:12.000 resembles it.
01:24:13.000 Ah, he won't be shown in the media. I should have tried some shitty slam poetry.
01:24:18.000 So, last week also, San Francisco voters led by Asian Americans, you know, the ones who were being pushed on
01:24:25.000 subway tracks, who we cared about four weeks ago until they were no longer
01:24:27.000 convenient.
01:24:28.000 Correct.
01:24:29.000 They voted to recall three school board members who abolished merit-based admissions.
01:24:34.000 Yeah.
01:24:35.000 Now why did they abolish merit-based admissions?
01:24:37.000 Look, okay, just go to the reference.
01:24:39.000 I think you can guess.
01:24:42.000 So here's another claim that John Oliver makes, that Critical Race Theory is not actually like a revolutionary program that would do away with our societal foundations.
01:24:52.000 And by the way, this is something also that's pretty important.
01:24:55.000 Conservatives, people on the right, okay?
01:24:57.000 We're concerned with the destruction of, not institutions like Reliable Sources with Brian Stelter, not Nancy Pelosi's house, right?
01:25:08.000 This is what they say, and I'm like, oh, they're trying to- Do you know that guy's 36?
01:25:11.000 I'm sorry to interrupt.
01:25:12.000 I found that out yesterday.
01:25:14.000 What a nightmare.
01:25:15.000 What?
01:25:16.000 He's 36?
01:25:16.000 36, Brian Stelter.
01:25:17.000 Oh my word.
01:25:18.000 Right?
01:25:20.000 Not enough podlings in the world.
01:25:22.000 I think it's why I didn't sleep.
01:25:25.000 This dude's younger than me?
01:25:26.000 It's a tragedy.
01:25:28.000 Yeah, well...
01:25:30.000 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.
01:25:31.000 We all have our black stains in history.
01:25:35.000 Slavery, the railroads, internment camps.
01:25:39.000 He's Delta.
01:25:39.000 God doesn't like you.
01:25:43.000 I think this is important to notice.
01:25:44.000 Conservatives are actually concerned with doing away with the foundations of our country, of what created this country.
01:25:51.000 So I mean, namely, this is why you see, and you see this is very different, right?
01:25:54.000 You see the left, they talk about things like, well, okay, There's mistrust in our institutions.
01:25:58.000 Well, hold on, you don't really trust the institutions because you want to add seats to the Supreme Court.
01:26:03.000 Well, there's sowing mistrust in our institutions.
01:26:05.000 Yeah, but you guys want to do away with the filibuster.
01:26:07.000 There's sowing mistrust in our institutions.
01:26:09.000 Yeah, but you actually want the government to be able to censor other platforms on which speech is elected.
01:26:13.000 So really, yeah.
01:26:14.000 What you're complaining about is Americans sowing mistrust, and by sowing mistrust what you mean is not trusting media, not trusting their House of Representatives, not trusting this current former Vice President, and you say that's a problem because these institutions that currently exist are what make America, America.
01:26:31.000 Okay, now you have people on, I'm doing it for you, your right my left, but you have people on the right and what they have a problem with Is sowing distrust and sowing, uh, creating cracks in the institutions that made our country what it is.
01:26:46.000 Not current media, not current Supreme Court, not current person in office, but our founding documents.
01:26:53.000 The Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the foundations, the principles that made this country not only what it was, but also ultimately led to the quickest abolishment of slavery It's unprecedented.
01:27:05.000 Leaving a world superpower one century to become the only world superpower the next while ending a centuries, millennia-long practice, at least in this portion of the world.
01:27:16.000 It still exists across the globe, which we'll get to.
01:27:17.000 So, John Oliver tells you that conservatives are just concerned that CRT is a revolutionary program that might overturn constitutional principles.
01:27:27.000 Wouldn't that be silly?
01:27:28.000 Here's his argument.
01:27:28.000 But critics of it argue that the ideas behind CRT are being taught in schools and often present a hyperbolically distorted version of what those ideas are.
01:27:38.000 And a key person here is this man, a conservative activist named Christopher Rufo.
01:27:43.000 He claims CRT is actually a revolutionary program that would overturn the principles of the Declaration and destroy the remaining structure of the Constitution.
01:27:52.000 Which it just isn't.
01:27:54.000 It isn't that.
01:27:56.000 I don't really like to hear about what we should do with our Constitution from a guy who comes from a country that was so shitty we left and drafted it!
01:28:04.000 So... It's true.
01:28:06.000 CRT.
01:28:07.000 Critical Race Theory.
01:28:07.000 I'm using the abbreviations.
01:28:08.000 Yeah, it's fine.
01:28:10.000 Kids like that.
01:28:11.000 Curta.
01:28:12.000 What did O.J.
01:28:13.000 CRT?
01:28:13.000 have?
01:28:14.000 Here's the definition of CRT.
01:28:16.000 From who?
01:28:18.000 From the founders of the thesis.
01:28:19.000 It is antithetical to the United States of America.
01:28:21.000 The two cannot coexist.
01:28:22.000 Just like, by the way, that bumper sticker.
01:28:24.000 A lot of those little symbols can't coexist because the C wants to eat all the other letters.
01:28:29.000 So this is the definition of CRT from the founders.
01:28:32.000 They wrote, critical race theory questions the very foundations of the liberal order including equality, theory, legal reasoning, enlightenment, rationalism, and neutral principles of constitutional law.
01:28:46.000 I think we even have a clip.
01:28:49.000 Discussing race in a classroom is easy or even always done well.
01:28:53.000 Experts in this field will readily admit that.
01:28:57.000 Oh, sorry.
01:28:57.000 You know what?
01:28:58.000 I was expecting a different clip, but we'll pull that later.
01:29:00.000 We'll get it up on my clip.
01:29:02.000 Play that clip again.
01:29:03.000 I think people might have missed it.
01:29:04.000 I want people to listen to that clip again.
01:29:06.000 Discussing race in a classroom is easy or even always done well.
01:29:11.000 Experts in this field will readily admit that.
01:29:14.000 OK, so this is how he tries to frame it.
01:29:16.000 He says, right, I'm not saying it's going to be easy.
01:29:18.000 I'm not saying that...
01:29:20.000 That's not the problem.
01:29:22.000 That's not the problem that people in this room have with critical race theory.
01:29:27.000 It's not that we think, oh, no, it should be easy to teach histories.
01:29:30.000 No, none of us are saying it should be easy to teach the history of slavery.
01:29:34.000 None of us are saying it should be an easy conversation to teach the history of the Holocaust.
01:29:37.000 For crying out loud, Whoopi Goldberg needs remedial.
01:29:40.000 But what we're saying is, Not whether it will be comfortable, whether it's appropriate.
01:29:49.000 That's the problem that Americans have.
01:29:51.000 And by the way, Americans of all colors have with critical race theory.
01:29:55.000 They have a problem with race being injected into math.
01:29:59.000 into science, into English as you just heard from that language.
01:30:03.000 The question here isn't whether discussing race will be easier, whether it be through CRT, Black Liberation Theology.
01:30:10.000 The question that matters is when is it appropriate, is it appropriate at all, and is it accurate?
01:30:17.000 And by the way, while we're talking about this and the gross misrepresentation of people who oppose Critical Race Theory, namely, by the way, parents, that's also very telling when you look at who the left opposes.
01:30:26.000 Truckers, working class people, the people who oppose Critical Race Theory, if you look at the demographics, mostly parents.
01:30:32.000 Screw them, right?
01:30:32.000 We want the single white females with the mohawk.
01:30:34.000 We want them to be in charge of what our government does because it's worked so well for us recently as we've been just, not even slowly, now we're racing down the path to serfdom.
01:30:45.000 So, you know what?
01:30:46.000 Let me tell you this.
01:30:46.000 How about this?
01:30:48.000 I'm fine.
01:30:49.000 I'm fine with teaching critical race theory.
01:30:53.000 Under a condition.
01:30:53.000 This is a deal that I would take tomorrow.
01:30:56.000 So that was a leading question I asked you earlier, Dave, because...
01:31:03.000 Yes.
01:31:05.000 Fine.
01:31:05.000 You know what?
01:31:06.000 Okay.
01:31:06.000 We can teach critical race theory in schools.
01:31:09.000 If, if, there has to be a 50-50 percentage at least, so equal time given to the fact that there are more slaves today on earth than ever in recorded history.
01:31:22.000 Where do I get that?
01:31:22.000 Well that's a 40 million number right now worldwide.
01:31:26.000 If you look at the 15th to 19th century, 13 million total.
01:31:30.000 Now I know you're saying adjusted for population, doesn't matter, that should still be a shocking number.
01:31:35.000 And unlike slavery in the past, it's something that we can We can change today!
01:31:43.000 We can change today.
01:31:44.000 Hey, do all minorities matter?
01:31:47.000 This is why when people say, oh, all lives matter, that's racist.
01:31:50.000 Hold on a second.
01:31:51.000 40 million slaves today.
01:31:54.000 And by the way, you have to teach where that takes place today.
01:31:56.000 It doesn't take place in the United States.
01:31:57.000 Almost entirely where?
01:31:59.000 Africa, Asia, and the Middle East.
01:32:04.000 And by the way, that number is probably an undercount, because there are things like indentured servitude.
01:32:09.000 Well, what's that, indentured servitude?
01:32:11.000 Slavery.
01:32:11.000 Well, it's basically, you have to work off a debt, and then you won't be paid, and then you won't have to work for me anymore.
01:32:17.000 Oh, when's the debt paid off?
01:32:18.000 I'll just keep extending the debt.
01:32:19.000 Never.
01:32:20.000 That's some of the most beautiful structures in these modern, blazing saddles town, like Dubai, Abu Dhabi.
01:32:27.000 Indentured servants.
01:32:28.000 Qatar, where Clock Boy went.
01:32:31.000 Sex slavery is going on today across the country.
01:32:34.000 It's going on in this country, by the way.
01:32:36.000 Sex slavery in this country, not by the government, but it actually is going on across the globe.
01:32:41.000 In some cases, sanctioned by governments.
01:32:44.000 So why?
01:32:45.000 Why if our goal is to improve?
01:32:47.000 I thought the goal to education was to make the world a better place.
01:32:51.000 Well, there are 40 million people right now who could use some fucking help.
01:32:55.000 And you want to say, what, you want to talk about reparations?
01:32:56.000 Let me tell you a little story about reparations.
01:32:58.000 Okay.
01:32:58.000 I've got a friend, I hope she doesn't mind me telling this story.
01:33:01.000 This, uh, this girl, grandmother was from Poland.
01:33:05.000 And by the way, while we're talking about reparations, we're talking about, right, reparations, we've sort of seen a little bit of that, haven't we, in the pandemic, where we've had checks to everybody, right?
01:33:13.000 Everybody got a check.
01:33:13.000 I'm not saying it's a race thing, but everybody got a check, right?
01:33:15.000 At this point, of course, we had the moratorium rent, we had catch and release, you could steal what you wanted as long as it was under $999.
01:33:23.000 How's that been working out?
01:33:24.000 When you give people free stuff, does that make a society better?
01:33:27.000 So I'm just saying, take that, amplify it, you got reparations.
01:33:30.000 But while we're talking about reparations, because you're so Obtuse that you see it exclusively through the prism of race.
01:33:36.000 Okay, I've got a friend, her grandmother from Poland.
01:33:40.000 Was in Poland during World War II, Nazi-occupied Germany.
01:33:43.000 They came in, and they sifted through the people, and it turns out that she was Aryan enough.
01:33:48.000 Ooh, lucky her!
01:33:49.000 So she became one of the SS's breeding bitches to perpetuate the Aryan race.
01:33:58.000 And then fled later to America.
01:33:59.000 There's more to the story, I can probably let this person tell it sometime.
01:34:03.000 Is there anything you can think of more terrifying?
01:34:04.000 Imagine, when we're talking- slavery's horrible!
01:34:07.000 But this is a person who wasn't- g-g-g-g-grandfather wasn't- or g-g-g-g-grandmother didn't have someone come into their town and forcibly rape them to carry Aryan children.
01:34:18.000 This happened in her lifetime.
01:34:22.000 And then she fled to America.
01:34:24.000 Does her daughter get to go back, say, hey Germany, you owe me reparations?
01:34:27.000 Why aren't we talking about that?
01:34:28.000 If we're talking about reparations, there's certainly a lot that we could bitch about in recent history.
01:34:33.000 Hey, not only that, there's certainly a lot that we could bitch about today.
01:34:36.000 But you know what?
01:34:37.000 Instead of, how about, how about this?
01:34:39.000 Instead of just bitching about things that happened that we all agree were wrong, and none of your solutions would do anything, How about we focus on issues that we can do something about today?
01:34:51.000 40 million slaves today.
01:34:55.000 40 million slaves.
01:34:56.000 You're gonna wait for the celebrities to do your job for you?
01:34:58.000 To start some charity?
01:35:00.000 The job of schooling is to equip people in this country to make the world a better place.
01:35:05.000 You think you're making the world a better place by putting them through the public schooling system, then offering them a critical race theory scholarship so they can go back and tell white kids what a piece of shit they are?
01:35:15.000 No, we can teach critical race theory if it's taught alongside more slaves than ever in recorded history today.
01:35:23.000 50-50 equal time.
01:35:24.000 YouTube, you have to piss off.