Louder with Crowder - May 26, 2022


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Episode Stats

Length

57 minutes

Words per Minute

174.40736

Word Count

10,104

Sentence Count

1,032

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

Beto O'Rourke is a bad guy. He's a bad politician. And he's a terrible husband. And he s a bad father. And a bad husband. And that s why he sucks. And why he s not a good husband.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All time. Northern California, far from the hypodermic needles and human fecal matter of San Francisco,
00:00:25.000 lies a majestic redwood forest, untouched by civilized man.
00:00:30.000 It is here that people travel the world over, hoping to catch a glimpse of the elusive Sasquatch.
00:00:38.000 Known by many names across the globe, Yeti, Wendigo.
00:00:43.000 Here, we know him simply as Bigfoot.
00:00:47.000 Why, that's a curious racket.
00:00:49.000 Perhaps he got into a beehive.
00:00:52.000 Maybe he got his hands on some of that methamphetamine on which the locals are so keen.
00:00:58.000 Who's that dapper man?
00:01:00.000 Is that General Eisenhower?
00:01:02.000 No, it's Bigfoot himself!
00:01:06.000 He found the Manscaped Lawnmower!
00:01:09.000 That's right, the Lawnmower Groomer from Manscaped.
00:01:12.000 It features a premium 7,000 RPM motor with QuietStroke technology.
00:01:18.000 It's also waterproof, from the future, and can take on your toughest, coarsest hair.
00:01:24.000 Especially where it matters most, like those sensitive, unmentionable areas.
00:01:31.000 Tell me, handsome friend, you think that contraption could shave one of those San Francisco beatnik grogs?
00:01:38.000 Well, it just shaved an entire Sasquatch, didn't it?
00:01:43.000 Ho ho, Bigfoot.
00:01:45.000 That's for another day, my friend.
00:01:48.000 For another day.
00:01:54.000 Look, I just... I just don't understand why you gave the money back after you shot the clerk.
00:01:59.000 for the funniest show on earth.
00:02:05.000 Look, I just...
00:02:07.000 I just don't understand why you gave the money back after you shot the clerk.
00:02:11.000 What was the point?
00:02:13.000 Look, I know this is new to you a little bit, and I appreciate that you're now more conscientious,
00:02:20.000 but this is a... I've been conservative my whole life, It's not conservative.
00:02:24.000 Yeah, it's about fiscal responsibility.
00:02:25.000 It's a spree kill.
00:02:26.000 You wouldn't understand.
00:02:27.000 It's a thrill kill.
00:02:28.000 You don't even have money.
00:02:29.000 You left the money there.
00:02:30.000 It's half thrill kill, half fiscal responsibility.
00:02:32.000 Let's just split the difference.
00:02:34.000 You yelled, I know you.
00:02:35.000 Well, that was just for show.
00:02:38.000 Thank you for coming out.
00:02:39.000 I appreciate it.
00:02:40.000 Have a great show.
00:02:41.000 Thank you.
00:02:42.000 Have a great show.
00:02:42.000 Thank you.
00:03:28.000 I Bye.
00:03:31.000 That's an I got something for ya sip.
00:03:34.000 Boy, it couldn't have come at a better time, could it?
00:03:37.000 Really?
00:03:38.000 We've been sitting on something.
00:03:41.000 Not like Satan with a tack.
00:03:42.000 No.
00:03:43.000 What is it with him and sitting on tacks?
00:03:45.000 You know, it's a fetish.
00:03:47.000 Does Satan have a Staples sponsorship?
00:03:49.000 He couldn't get to Belgium.
00:03:50.000 So, uh, I was just about to say a French word.
00:03:54.000 We used to have, like, bureau en gros, and I'm like, what's the English word?
00:03:56.000 What's the English store with it?
00:03:58.000 Anyway, the point is Beto O'Rourke sucks.
00:04:01.000 Beto Francis O'Rourke.
00:04:02.000 We've been sitting on something for a while.
00:04:04.000 We have an on-location package here with our team later in the program where we went down, I couldn't go because I have my face on a wanted poster, but Sent our team down there for one of his town halls, and we were saying, well, when should we release this?
00:04:17.000 You know, because I don't want to torpedo his political career, but... He'll do that himself.
00:04:23.000 Yeah, then that happened.
00:04:26.000 After the show yesterday.
00:04:28.000 Yeah.
00:04:28.000 And we were sitting, we were out there in the, I don't know what you call it, control room?
00:04:32.000 Main room?
00:04:32.000 I think it's an open floor plan.
00:04:33.000 And we were sitting there going, I can't believe this is happening.
00:04:37.000 I was like, that's perfect.
00:04:38.000 I think that's Beto O'Rourke.
00:04:40.000 It'll be like when we drop the Taking Back Sunday parody of Ilhan Omar, you know, banging her brother.
00:04:46.000 If, like, the marriage certificate makes its way into the public eye.
00:04:49.000 Like, this is the perfect time to release it.
00:04:51.000 We have things that we're sitting on that we haven't released yet.
00:04:53.000 Just gotta wait for your moment.
00:04:54.000 Yeah.
00:04:54.000 Hey, you wrote the show for us.
00:04:57.000 Thanks, Beto.
00:04:57.000 Thank you, Francisco.
00:05:00.000 Look, I'm Spanish-ifying his name.
00:05:04.000 It's more so.
00:05:05.000 It's just Francis.
00:05:06.000 Yeah.
00:05:07.000 Francis.
00:05:08.000 It is Francis O'Rourke.
00:05:09.000 It's Francis O'Rourke.
00:05:11.000 Don't call me Francis.
00:05:12.000 Have you tried the enchilada Francis-style?
00:05:15.000 Yeah, get a Francis-style.
00:05:17.000 What does that mean?
00:05:18.000 It's cheese with a not-spicy... Very bland.
00:05:22.000 So...
00:05:25.000 He's the kind of guy who shows up to a party and brings a piñata but it's empty.
00:05:31.000 Makes the kids all sad, man.
00:05:33.000 Oh, what a bummer.
00:05:35.000 So, my question to you is, do you think that Beto O'Rourke has ruined his political career?
00:05:43.000 I can't imagine this is going to reflect well on him.
00:05:45.000 And what is it that you remember most about Beto O'Rourke?
00:05:48.000 I say that as though, you know, we've already buried the proverbial, the figurative, political, the body of his political career.
00:05:57.000 And today, what are we going to be talking about?
00:05:58.000 Today's about leaks.
00:06:00.000 You already went to the restroom, right?
00:06:01.000 Uh, yes.
00:06:02.000 Okay, different leaks.
00:06:02.000 We're still leaking.
00:06:04.000 So remember all the Uyghur camps that we've talked about in China?
00:06:06.000 Yeah, that don't exist.
00:06:07.000 Kind of a reason for why you should own AR-15s?
00:06:10.000 They exist, and they're worse than we thought.
00:06:13.000 And then there's also more information on the Donald Trump fake, you know, the Russia probe.
00:06:17.000 I don't know when sedition applies, but I read up the definition of sedition, and I mean, it's this.
00:06:25.000 It's a good definition.
00:06:26.000 So, we have that.
00:06:27.000 The package with Mr. O'Rourke.
00:06:29.000 Before we get to that, oh, I should tell you guys, of course, Monday through Thursday, you can just go to Rumble or you can go to loudmouthcrowder.com.
00:06:36.000 If we are not here on YouTube, because God only knows how long we'll be here, and we are not doing a show on Memorial Day, just to let you know.
00:06:44.000 Gerald A., how are you, sir?
00:06:45.000 I'm better today.
00:06:46.000 Yeah.
00:06:46.000 A little bit better.
00:06:47.000 Got it off our chest a little bit.
00:06:49.000 Yeah.
00:06:49.000 Looked at Beto make a complete clown of himself again.
00:06:52.000 Yes.
00:06:53.000 How are you?
00:06:53.000 Well, I'm looking for... I didn't get to see the whole thing because I was working and you guys said don't watch it all because we want you to watch the show.
00:06:59.000 Yeah, we wanted to see your reaction.
00:07:01.000 So I'm hoping it lifts my spirits.
00:07:02.000 Listen to Ted Cruz's response to him.
00:07:04.000 Yeah.
00:07:04.000 Very dismissive.
00:07:05.000 When you're being a spirit like an Irish hand of O'Rourke.
00:07:08.000 Yes!
00:07:10.000 Like I've been kissed by an angel named Francis.
00:07:14.000 If the angel was super gay and annoying.
00:07:16.000 Look, if O'Rourke's not Spanish, I just don't know.
00:07:18.000 I have no idea.
00:07:19.000 I don't know what it is.
00:07:20.000 I don't know what's true anymore!
00:07:22.000 Up is down, down is up!
00:07:24.000 Go Irish!
00:07:25.000 It's almost like I buttoned only the bottom button on my shirt.
00:07:31.000 So what does that do?
00:07:32.000 Only the bottom.
00:07:35.000 I feel like I'm a big sale at that point.
00:07:37.000 I'm trying to make this a thing, bro!
00:07:38.000 It's not working!
00:07:40.000 Very drafty!
00:07:41.000 Keep trying, Beto.
00:07:42.000 So, you're here with me with Quickest Wit in the West, and I am going to be with him in Colorado Springs.
00:07:46.000 You can go to livewithquickestwit.com slash tour.
00:07:48.000 We have the daytime show.
00:07:49.000 There are still some tickets there.
00:07:50.000 The evening show is sold out.
00:07:51.000 June 18th in Colorado Springs.
00:07:53.000 Dave Landau, how are you, sir?
00:07:55.000 Ahoy, good.
00:07:55.000 How about you?
00:07:56.000 I'm, you know, good.
00:07:57.000 Yeah.
00:07:58.000 We'll see what happens with Beto.
00:07:59.000 You'll be better in a minute.
00:08:00.000 I think I'll be better, yeah.
00:08:01.000 Very soon.
00:08:02.000 Okay.
00:08:02.000 So, uh, well, this is the Watch and React here right off the top.
00:08:06.000 Um, we had the conference, uh, well, we, we, okay, we, Governor Greg Abbott had his conference.
00:08:12.000 I say we because, you know, it's, it's, there is a little bit of, I hate to do the us versus them, but when it's a Republican in a wheelchair, I take him on our team.
00:08:21.000 Take him under the wing.
00:08:21.000 Yeah.
00:08:23.000 Cause he fits.
00:08:27.000 Stop it.
00:08:28.000 Stop it.
00:08:29.000 He does.
00:08:30.000 There's nothing funny.
00:08:30.000 The man's half shopping cart.
00:08:31.000 Now.
00:08:34.000 That's why Beto picks on him.
00:08:36.000 And by the way, also I should preface this, the context, before you watch this clip, Beto crashes a press conference of Governor Abbott.
00:08:41.000 The worst part is you didn't see it, but he also stole his parking space.
00:08:47.000 He parked right up next to him, too, so he couldn't even open the van door.
00:08:49.000 Right.
00:08:50.000 And he double-parked it next to the expectant transgender mother's spot as well.
00:08:55.000 No respect.
00:08:56.000 He's a fraud.
00:08:57.000 Doesn't practice what he preaches.
00:08:59.000 So, Governor Greg Abbott was addressing the shooting that had taken place.
00:09:02.000 Tragedy, obviously.
00:09:03.000 We addressed this yesterday.
00:09:04.000 I recommend you go watch the show because we addressed some of the myths that were then perpetuated immediately after the show ad nauseam.
00:09:10.000 And he was there.
00:09:12.000 And it was confusing because CNN, the chyron said, protester shows up.
00:09:16.000 And then we said, wait, there's a Beto behind that protester.
00:09:19.000 Turns out the crazy person who's the protester was Beto O'Rourke crashing Governor Abbott's town hall.
00:09:26.000 Of course, something, something, something.
00:09:27.000 How many lives lost?
00:09:29.000 Let's watch.
00:09:30.000 Excuse me.
00:09:31.000 Excuse me.
00:09:33.000 This guy gets fiery.
00:09:34.000 There's one more guy that I love.
00:09:35.000 You're out of line.
00:09:37.000 Sit down and don't play this joke.
00:09:39.000 The next shooting is right now and you are doing nothing.
00:09:43.000 No, he needs to get his ass out of here.
00:09:45.000 This isn't a place to talk to the soldiers.
00:09:47.000 This guy gets fiery.
00:09:49.000 Sir, you're out of line.
00:09:55.000 I can't believe you're a sick son of a bitch that would come to a deal like this to make a political issue.
00:10:04.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:10:06.000 That's Texas, baby.
00:10:07.000 He's right, though.
00:10:09.000 Can't believe he was a sick zombie.
00:10:11.000 Remember when I said get ready for the political grandstanding?
00:10:14.000 Yeah.
00:10:14.000 Well, there you go.
00:10:15.000 And he did it!
00:10:16.000 He decided to pick on a guy who can't stand.
00:10:19.000 Less than 24 hours later in the most grandstandish way possible.
00:10:24.000 We want to find common ground.
00:10:25.000 Let me crash your press conference in a way that I know I can't be productive because I don't have a microphone just for a PR stunt because I've failed in every political bid pretty much ever.
00:10:35.000 Yeah, well, you know, this is the trifecta.
00:10:37.000 President, Senate, and now Governor.
00:10:39.000 Love it.
00:10:39.000 You're not doing anything.
00:10:41.000 I mean, I'm really not doing anything, but you're not either.
00:10:47.000 You're doing the job that I want to not do.
00:10:49.000 Yeah.
00:10:51.000 Oh my gosh.
00:10:52.000 I should have thought this out.
00:10:53.000 Yeah.
00:10:54.000 Ted Cruz goes, sit down.
00:10:55.000 Sit down.
00:10:56.000 It's so dismissive.
00:10:57.000 And Ted Cruz isn't necessarily the most authoritative.
00:11:00.000 I'm just talking as far as optics.
00:11:01.000 So when Ted Cruz makes you look like, I'm sorry, a bitch bro, that's really bad.
00:11:07.000 Well, I mean, this is a press conference where they're not necessarily discussing, like, how to solve this problem.
00:11:13.000 No, they're giving you information.
00:11:14.000 They're updating the public on what's going on, what happened, and they knew some more stuff.
00:11:17.000 Obviously, we didn't know this when we talked about it yesterday, that he did have a handgun, but they said the AR-15 was the only weapon that was used.
00:11:23.000 Only one of the rifles.
00:11:24.000 There was an interaction as he was going in.
00:11:26.000 I think there was somebody who was armed.
00:11:27.000 At the very least, somebody who wasn't armed.
00:11:29.000 One of the resource managers at the school confronted or saw him and didn't actually confront.
00:11:35.000 Didn't physically engage him.
00:11:36.000 Right, and then three people, uh, three officers kind of chased him and cornered him in that room, and that's when all of the things happened.
00:11:42.000 And, by the way, also, hero alert, he shot his grandmother in the face, who then went to the... after being shot in the face, went to the neighbors.
00:11:50.000 Yeah.
00:11:51.000 Right?
00:11:51.000 Asked for some sugar.
00:11:52.000 No, I'm just kidding.
00:11:55.000 Did that come from him?
00:11:59.000 I'm not a ventriloquist anymore.
00:12:03.000 No, seriously, that is a badass- I mean, 50 Cent, eat your heart out.
00:12:06.000 Yeah.
00:12:07.000 He was never face shot and still walked next door.
00:12:10.000 No, walked next door.
00:12:10.000 Called the cops.
00:12:11.000 Called the cops.
00:12:12.000 He stole my car.
00:12:13.000 Can I borrow your phone?
00:12:14.000 Yeah.
00:12:16.000 There was a lot more, you know, information going on, so it's good to get some updates on this.
00:12:19.000 To try to figure out, like, we need to figure out how this happened.
00:12:22.000 Right.
00:12:23.000 So that we can help prevent- No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:24.000 They don't want us to figure out how it happened, Beto O'Francis O'Rourke.
00:12:28.000 Just like one of the news outlets that was making the shooter look more white.
00:12:31.000 We're talking about that.
00:12:33.000 Casey was letting us know.
00:12:34.000 The point is, they don't want you to know how this happened, the who, what, when, where, why.
00:12:39.000 They want to immediately pivot to non-solutions, like we discussed yesterday, and then fact-checked in real time.
00:12:45.000 CNN, a Texas representative, went on and used the exact arguments that we had already addressed.
00:12:49.000 It is so predictable.
00:12:51.000 Assume that the left Is going to come at you with something new, so you need to educate yourself, but you will usually find yourself pleasantly surprised.
00:12:59.000 Okay.
00:13:00.000 Speaking of a complete lack of self-awareness, President Kamala Harris has a niece.
00:13:11.000 Vice.
00:13:12.000 President Kamala Harris, respect the office, has a niece who just sort of accidentally wrecked her aunt.
00:13:20.000 And the former Vice President Biden didn't really realize.
00:13:23.000 So, of course, after we had the tragic shooting, right?
00:13:26.000 Everything is under that context right now.
00:13:28.000 But then immediately after that, Mina Harris tweeted the niece, it's easier to get a gun than baby formula.
00:13:35.000 Okay, everyone pause.
00:13:39.000 That didn't go over how you think it went over.
00:13:44.000 Guns are hard to get.
00:13:46.000 Baby formula is harder.
00:13:51.000 Do you see what you did there?
00:13:52.000 I mean, we did have three, I don't count the last year of President Donald Trump.
00:13:57.000 I don't know about you, I don't remember a huge baby formula shortage.
00:14:00.000 No.
00:14:01.000 No, ever.
00:14:01.000 No.
00:14:02.000 Even when the world was shut down, we didn't have shortages.
00:14:04.000 No.
00:14:05.000 You know we had shortages when the entire planet closed?
00:14:05.000 You remember that?
00:14:08.000 Yeah.
00:14:09.000 So she thought she was saying like, ah, it's so easy to get a gun, but really she was just highlighting
00:14:13.000 that it's difficult to get baby formula.
00:14:16.000 A budding career ahead of you.
00:14:23.000 Yeah, you really do.
00:14:24.000 You may end up being President of the United States one day.
00:14:27.000 Yes, please.
00:14:28.000 Who, by the way, also, ironically, eats baby food and formula.
00:14:33.000 Yes, well, that's all he can keep down.
00:14:34.000 She.
00:14:36.000 I don't know which one, too.
00:14:37.000 I don't know which one.
00:14:37.000 Well, former Vice President Biden, when he's hungry, he just says, Biddy!
00:14:42.000 And someone comes in.
00:14:43.000 That's like LeBron James throwing up Similac now.
00:14:46.000 Yes, exactly.
00:14:47.000 That's what they're doing in the club.
00:14:48.000 They're just pouring new Trimogen.
00:14:51.000 Instead of cocaine, just throwing it all over abroad.
00:14:54.000 Guys, you're not making the point you think you are.
00:14:57.000 Why are you snorting Similac powder?
00:14:59.000 Because I can, bitch!
00:15:01.000 It's for sensitive stomachs.
00:15:03.000 Get that on your hip, man.
00:15:05.000 Well, and I know this sounds, but it's not too far from reality because this is now being parroted by several people on the left who also think this is a good point.
00:15:12.000 C. Underling to Mr. Kerr, who was also an ass yesterday, and not to be outdone with the Golden State Warriors, a player, Damian Lee, uses the same point as Auntie Harris' niece.
00:15:23.000 Guns shouldn't be as easily accessible.
00:15:25.000 It's easier to get a gun than baby formula right now.
00:15:29.000 That's unbelievable in this country that we live in.
00:15:34.000 You're right.
00:15:34.000 Because of Biden!
00:15:36.000 What are you missing?
00:15:37.000 This guy's a genius!
00:15:38.000 Put him on every billboard in America!
00:15:44.000 I think I understand what that future neurosurgeon was saying.
00:15:51.000 This is the dumbest people have the largest platforms.
00:15:54.000 Hold your comments, I know what you're about to say.
00:15:57.000 Hey, you can buy both illegally for a lot of money.
00:15:59.000 Yes, exactly.
00:16:01.000 Yes, you've created a criminal enterprise from baby formula.
00:16:04.000 Yeah, great job.
00:16:05.000 The war on Similac.
00:16:08.000 Alright, so is that about all we have to say about that?
00:16:10.000 It was never sold by the gram until now.
00:16:15.000 Baby formula dealers on every corner.
00:16:17.000 And they really think, like, think about this.
00:16:19.000 We've just, these are the first few minutes of the program today.
00:16:23.000 Beto really thinks he got the best of a guy in a wheelchair.
00:16:26.000 And then Kamala Harris's niece thinks that she was like, I think I made my point.
00:16:32.000 My work here is done.
00:16:33.000 And then also the Golden State Warriors guys are like, yeah, we've got them on the back foot.
00:16:39.000 You guys should team up and be an idiot.
00:16:41.000 Yeah.
00:16:41.000 That's a good one.
00:16:45.000 Power Rangers with a Megazord, only with a room temperature IQ.
00:16:48.000 Going through the city like, I don't know, this says you're legally retarded.
00:16:53.000 That's why I keep stepping on everything, okay.
00:16:57.000 Hey, what happened to the Empire State Building?
00:16:58.000 Son of a bitch.
00:16:59.000 So, let's go to this.
00:17:01.000 All right, China.
00:17:02.000 In another exhibit, 150,042.
00:17:04.000 I don't know what number that is.
00:17:06.000 I don't even know if I just said a real number.
00:17:08.000 150,042.
00:17:08.000 Reason 55.
00:17:09.000 Let's go with that.
00:17:09.000 I can't count that high.
00:17:10.000 I can't count to 20.
00:17:10.000 Is that a real number?
00:17:11.000 50,042.
00:17:12.000 To reason 55.
00:17:14.000 Let's go with that.
00:17:15.000 I can't count that high.
00:17:16.000 I can't count to 20.
00:17:18.000 I need to be wearing sandals.
00:17:21.000 If you needed another reason to own an AR-15 or another reason to understand the Second
00:17:26.000 Amendment, let's go to what's been going on here in China.
00:17:30.000 The Xinjiang Uyghur camps.
00:17:32.000 Now there have been files that were released, so let me be clear about this.
00:17:34.000 We've talked about this in the past.
00:17:35.000 What is new?
00:17:36.000 There's a massive leak of police files from Xinjiang and it showed an actual unprecedented amount of detail surrounding China's use of, you know, what they claimed were re-education camps for These are the faces China never intended us to see from inside its system of mass incarceration in Xinjiang.
00:18:07.000 The government has long denied its running detention camps for Uyghurs, insisting instead they are vocational schools for willing students.
00:18:20.000 The photos, almost 3,000 of them, show the reality of how whole swathes of Uyghur society have been swept up person by person.
00:18:28.000 The oldest was 73 at the time of her detention, the youngest just 15.
00:18:35.000 Swathes?
00:18:38.000 So, we have... That was your takeaway.
00:18:43.000 You ever heard that?
00:18:43.000 No.
00:18:44.000 I think he meant swathes.
00:18:46.000 Was it slaves with an L?
00:18:49.000 I have no idea.
00:18:49.000 I think he meant... Kind of like Uyghurs?
00:18:52.000 Yeah.
00:18:52.000 You know what they mean.
00:18:53.000 They pronounce everything weird.
00:18:54.000 Yeah, they do.
00:18:56.000 I don't know who they think they're fooling or getting away with.
00:18:59.000 So let me kind of give you some information here, okay?
00:19:01.000 Like we said, this was handed over.
00:19:02.000 There's a lot of new information.
00:19:04.000 BBC, it looks like they did their due diligence.
00:19:06.000 They authenticated a lot of these documents.
00:19:07.000 Okay.
00:19:09.000 What do we see here?
00:19:11.000 Well, they refute the claims from the Communist Chinese Party that the camps are just re-education centers.
00:19:16.000 It shows clearly an armed police presence.
00:19:19.000 Someone crying, trying to sit there.
00:19:21.000 I mean, this is like what Pol Pot did when he had everybody sit down for camp.
00:19:26.000 This was on the cover of Time Magazine when he did this, when you saw the thing poking into the back of their head.
00:19:30.000 It's that same energy.
00:19:32.000 Well, re-education sounds so friendly.
00:19:35.000 Yeah, I mean, the thing is, even when they're trying to hide it, they used a word that we all know is a word that doesn't mean what you think it means.
00:19:42.000 Yeah, re-education camps.
00:19:44.000 Oh, it's not that kind of camp, it's a re-education camp.
00:19:47.000 Like, that's exactly what we think it is.
00:19:49.000 That's what we were saying it was.
00:19:50.000 Wait, what do you say?
00:19:52.000 Yeah, but you're saying it in a bad way.
00:19:53.000 Is there another way to say it?
00:19:55.000 No.
00:19:55.000 No, it's just bad.
00:19:57.000 It must be lost in translation.
00:19:59.000 No, no, no, it was captured perfectly in translation.
00:20:02.000 So, um, the reasons for the re-education here, um, they were also included in the file.
00:20:06.000 So let me give you some examples.
00:20:08.000 Uh, a 35-year-old named Yusup Ismail, um, was detained for, quote, traveling to sensitive countries.
00:20:15.000 Yeah.
00:20:15.000 Detained means put in jail.
00:20:17.000 Mm-hmm.
00:20:17.000 Mm-hmm.
00:20:17.000 Right?
00:20:18.000 Yeah.
00:20:18.000 Okay.
00:20:18.000 Just making sure everybody understands that.
00:20:20.000 A 60-year-old, uh, is it Taigul Tair was, uh, detained just because her son had strong religious leanings, meaning he, uh, he didn't drink or smoke like all Chinese people ever.
00:20:32.000 I think she was put in jail for like 10 years.
00:20:34.000 Yeah.
00:20:35.000 And we have some more examples of that too.
00:20:35.000 Yeah, a lot.
00:20:36.000 Unbelievable.
00:20:38.000 And they've also, here's something else, they've been expanded too.
00:20:41.000 So the prisons have actually been expanded.
00:20:42.000 They've been growing as a means to control Uyghurs.
00:20:44.000 And for people who don't know, who hear the word, it means Chinese Muslims.
00:20:49.000 It's a group of Muslims in China.
00:20:51.000 So I think we have a set of leaked spreadsheets now that are showing a quarter million Uyghurs.
00:20:57.000 That's unbelievable.
00:20:58.000 And we also have some information as to why they were detained.
00:21:01.000 2017, one man was jailed for 10 years because he studied Islamic scripture in 2010.
00:21:06.000 Tursyn Kadir was jailed for 16 years and 11 months for quote, growing a beard under the influence of religious extremism.
00:21:14.000 So just to clarify this, what China did is they basically identified the Uyghurs as part of a problem group of citizens.
00:21:21.000 And so instead of trying to control the behavior of different people, there were a couple of different attacks that were attributed to this group.
00:21:27.000 They said Uyghurs in general are part of the problem.
00:21:30.000 So they classified an entire group of people as the problem and built camps and then started coming up with reasons to send them there and imprisoning them under the guise of terrorism.
00:21:42.000 Does that sound familiar to anybody right now?
00:21:44.000 Him with his lazy Holocaust comparisons.
00:21:46.000 No, no, no.
00:21:47.000 No, it's not a comparison to the Holocaust.
00:21:49.000 Your go-to.
00:21:49.000 In fairness, that beard was pretty extreme.
00:21:53.000 White supremacists are the problem in this country.
00:21:55.000 They are the most significant source of Domestic terrorism.
00:22:00.000 That's being used in the United States.
00:22:01.000 But here's something else that I think people need to understand.
00:22:04.000 There's a subtext here in the Chinese government completely wrong.
00:22:07.000 Let's be very, very clear here, and I'm going to get into more condemnation of the communist Chinese government.
00:22:11.000 But it also shows that they do recognize something that a lot of people in the West dare not speak.
00:22:16.000 That Islam, and it doesn't mean that these people were guilty of any of it, but Islam itself is as much of a political prescription as it is a religion.
00:22:22.000 And when you have a communist Chinese government, they of course cannot allow that.
00:22:27.000 No.
00:22:27.000 They recognize that because there is no—you know, we argue about melting pot versus a mosaic.
00:22:32.000 There, it's you fall in line, period.
00:22:34.000 And so they see Islam as a political threat, not just, you know, this idea of a sort of a theology.
00:22:39.000 But even then, you know, Bibles are a problem over there.
00:22:42.000 So my point is they get it all wrong.
00:22:43.000 Now, another thing, the leaked documents also show that the government were very clearly involved because they've been trying to play ignorant, kind of like with COVID.
00:22:51.000 Look, the lesson here is don't trust the Communist Chinese government, period.
00:22:55.000 If you care about Chinese people, the Chinese citizens, you really have to hope for the worst for the CCP.
00:23:02.000 So Secretary in Xinjiang, we have some quotes here, called for officials to shoot anyone attempting to escape.
00:23:10.000 They ordered increased capacity at the center.
00:23:12.000 So these, what they've been telling us that it's not That it's non-existent, and while we have been signing deals left and right that involve China as though they are some kind of trade partner on equal footing, they are committing gross atrocities of human rights.
00:23:25.000 Well, we bitch about atrocities of human rights committed here in America centuries ago.
00:23:29.000 Hey, look, the world is still an ugly place, leftists.
00:23:33.000 You can do something now.
00:23:35.000 Yeah.
00:23:36.000 Well, I know we're going to see Steve Kerr come out and say that we have to do something about this, right?
00:23:40.000 Yeah.
00:23:40.000 Like, he's going to have the same kind of, like, fervent behavior, like, angry, frustrated, because the NBA is not beholden to China for anything, right?
00:23:48.000 I know we're going to see movie studios come out now and stop making movies directly related to what China wants because of this, right?
00:23:55.000 I know that we're going to see Disney start pulling out, Apple start pulling out, Nike start pulling out of China, right, because of this?
00:24:00.000 Yeah.
00:24:01.000 If you can save one life, guys?
00:24:02.000 Right.
00:24:03.000 If you can save one life.
00:24:04.000 We're talking about a quarter million.
00:24:05.000 This is going on in China right now.
00:24:08.000 It's, uh, I mean, it's at best slavery.
00:24:13.000 Yeah.
00:24:14.000 At worst, who knows how far it goes, a modern Holocaust.
00:24:18.000 At best, it's forced indentured servitude, because these people are in work camps also, effectively.
00:24:23.000 And at worst, God only knows how many of these people have been killed.
00:24:26.000 We don't have the numbers.
00:24:27.000 And guess why we can't get them?
00:24:29.000 I don't know if you know this, the CCP's not necessarily known for transparency, folks.
00:24:33.000 Well, it's probably worse now.
00:24:35.000 So we got all this information from hacks conducted prior to 2018.
00:24:38.000 That's when they upgraded their security software.
00:24:40.000 And I don't know that we've been able to hack, not we, but whoever did it, has been able to hack and get any more information.
00:24:45.000 So this is somewhat old information.
00:24:47.000 It could be far, far worse now.
00:24:49.000 It could be far worse.
00:24:50.000 Yeah, I can't imagine it got better.
00:24:52.000 I can't imagine that in 2019 or 2020, you're like, oh my God, egg on my face, you're free.
00:24:57.000 Well, and one of the things that I read in there that said somebody wasn't using their phone enough.
00:25:02.000 So they were obviously trying to evade detection, and so they took him to jail for that.
00:25:06.000 Yeah.
00:25:06.000 Not even kidding.
00:25:07.000 Like, you can't even make this stuff up.
00:25:08.000 Well, they took him to jail for using cricket.
00:25:11.000 That's true.
00:25:12.000 It was Grindr.
00:25:13.000 He wasn't getting any reception.
00:25:15.000 It was Grindr.
00:25:16.000 It's a guy who's four cells away.
00:25:17.000 I'm over here.
00:25:19.000 You can just hear him at night, like, Hey!
00:25:24.000 Who wants to be part of it?
00:25:25.000 Don't matter, I don't fear it anyway.
00:25:27.000 I'm a mayor!
00:25:28.000 My soul is dead.
00:25:29.000 So, look, pray for the Uyghurs there in China, and not only them, but all the people who are under the thumb of Chinese oppression.
00:25:36.000 And by the way, don't you love it how the left claims that authoritarianism is something that's extreme right?
00:25:41.000 Look at it today, where does authoritarianism exist?
00:25:45.000 When we passed the assault weapons ban, mass shootings went down.
00:25:50.000 When the law expired, mass shootings tripled.
00:25:55.000 The idea that an 18-year-old kid can walk into a gun store and buy two assault weapons is just wrong.
00:26:03.000 Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
00:26:05.000 What in God's name do you need an assault weapon for except to kill someone?
00:26:09.000 Hold on a second.
00:26:09.000 Let's change one thing.
00:26:10.000 That 18-year-old boy is a Uyghur.
00:26:13.000 Yep.
00:26:13.000 And the government's rounding him up to put him in a work camp where he may or may not get out alive.
00:26:19.000 Hey, look, this is one thing that, again, we've always said, like, you know, it's the old, it's a lazy sort of trope, but correlation does not equal causation.
00:26:26.000 Okay, good.
00:26:26.000 I took humanities as well.
00:26:27.000 But in this case, every single dictator, authoritarian, has had to disarm their population.
00:26:35.000 It's not... I would prefer it if I'm an evil dictator.
00:26:39.000 It's a necessity.
00:26:42.000 That doesn't mean that that's always going to happen when you disarm your population, but you have to disarm them if you want to subjugate them.
00:26:49.000 So, let's just change that.
00:26:50.000 An 18-year-old does never need a... Here's a case.
00:26:53.000 Hey, do the 18-year-olds in Ukraine need rifles?
00:26:57.000 Because we just sent $40 billion to them to buy them.
00:27:02.000 I'm just a little murky on the rulebook.
00:27:04.000 Is that me?
00:27:06.000 Hey, but on the rulebook of grooming... No murky.
00:27:09.000 It's not murky at all.
00:27:10.000 I thought you were going to pull a Kevin Spacey.
00:27:12.000 Manscaped.
00:27:12.000 You saw that little Bigfoot.
00:27:13.000 Turns out Bigfoot's just a guy.
00:27:14.000 I know, right?
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00:27:16.000 So check out the Manscaped.
00:27:18.000 It's the lawnmower.
00:27:19.000 It's 4.0.
00:27:20.000 I don't know.
00:27:20.000 They have like 3.0.
00:27:20.000 There's always a number attached to it, but it just works.
00:27:24.000 You just shave yourself with it.
00:27:25.000 It does.
00:27:25.000 I told you with the surgery, I had to use the clippers.
00:27:27.000 Yeah.
00:27:28.000 And I used one of these, and it actually really works.
00:27:31.000 Here's what I will say.
00:27:31.000 They have things that they want me to say.
00:27:33.000 The light on this thing makes a big difference.
00:27:35.000 It does.
00:27:35.000 There's a light on the razor, and I have cut myself in many unsavory places without it.
00:27:41.000 It helps me reach areas that are a bit tainted?
00:27:45.000 Yep.
00:27:46.000 I would understand that.
00:27:47.000 Your soul.
00:27:48.000 So you get 20% off plus free shipping if you go to Xi Jinping.
00:27:52.000 You get 20% off this free shipping if you go to manscaped.com with the promo code CROWDER20.
00:27:56.000 And you know what, they have the balls to sponsor this show.
00:27:59.000 Yeah?
00:27:59.000 See?
00:28:00.000 That's true.
00:28:00.000 Now, let's go to Trump-Russia, because we have to get back to Beto O'Rourke, which I'm just really looking forward to.
00:28:06.000 Yeah, he's a great guy.
00:28:07.000 So this is one of those things where you hear about it and your eyes glaze over.
00:28:09.000 I feel this way too, okay?
00:28:12.000 So I'm going to try and make it so that that's not the case.
00:28:15.000 Forgive me if I fail.
00:28:16.000 We all know about Russiagate, this stuff that's been going on.
00:28:19.000 Donald Trump, Russia, Russia, Russia.
00:28:20.000 Okay.
00:28:22.000 It's lies.
00:28:22.000 It's all bullcrap.
00:28:23.000 We kind of all know that now.
00:28:24.000 Now what matters is the new information that we have.
00:28:28.000 The only thing that's really changed is how far along the trail Did those in positions of power in the institutions which you must trust know that it was bullshit?
00:28:40.000 Now we have answers.
00:28:42.000 It was immediately.
00:28:47.000 That's really kind of what's new, and then I'll give you a bit of a refresher, a little bit of a remedial.
00:28:52.000 So, you know, the former Hillary Clinton campaign lawyer, it's Michael Sussman, right?
00:28:56.000 The trial continued this week.
00:28:57.000 Now, here's the thing.
00:28:59.000 You may not all remember this, but Sussman lied, allegedly, about his official connection with the Clinton campaign to the FBI.
00:29:08.000 Aaron, Sussman is charged with a single count of making false statements to the FBI during a September 2016 meeting with the Bureau's General Counsel.
00:29:16.000 The meeting was about a theory, since disproven, suggesting ties between a Kremlin-linked bank and a computer server at the Trump Organization.
00:29:25.000 Sussman told FBI General Counsel James Baker he wasn't passing the material along at the behest of any client.
00:29:32.000 But prosecutors say that was a lie and that Sussman was in fact acting on behalf of a tech executive as well as Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.
00:29:41.000 In opening arguments today, Prosecutor Britton Shaw said Sussman was involved in what she called a plan to create an October surprise on the eve of the presidential election.
00:29:50.000 A plan that used and manipulated the FBI.
00:29:53.000 Okay, so here's the thing, the FBI admitted that the investigation into the allegations from Sussman, so Sussman's the one making these allegations about Trump and Russia, okay?
00:30:04.000 The FBI admitted that they knew it was bullcrap, that it was a waste of time, was their quote, but they went ahead anyway.
00:30:10.000 So let me be clear about this.
00:30:11.000 This means that, um, this is something we've known for a while.
00:30:15.000 So let me sort of string together the timeline, the claims that they made and the truth, all references available at LatterEarthCracker.com so that you can kind of make sense of it.
00:30:23.000 Because a lot of people understand, okay, Donald Trump, Russia, and this is what happens.
00:30:26.000 They bombard you for so long.
00:30:28.000 And I, this even happens to me where you get bored, you go, all right.
00:30:32.000 But then you forget that it's all based on a lie because you assume that maybe it's a half truth and a half truth.
00:30:37.000 And he said, she said, nope.
00:30:39.000 None of it's true.
00:30:40.000 Alright.
00:30:42.000 So, let's go back here.
00:30:43.000 Now that we know when it started, the FBI knew this.
00:30:47.000 The information that we already had is more illuminating.
00:30:50.000 A waste of time, but a fun exercise is the exact quote.
00:30:54.000 The FBI said it's a waste of time, but a fun exercise.
00:30:57.000 Really?
00:30:58.000 You're supposed to be having fun?
00:30:59.000 You guys too busy watching kiddie porn over there to actually do some real work?
00:31:03.000 Why do you doubt your institutions, Gerald?
00:31:06.000 They're there for your protection.
00:31:07.000 You're right.
00:31:07.000 I don't want to go to a camp.
00:31:09.000 I'm sorry.
00:31:09.000 Yes, exactly.
00:31:10.000 You're the best.
00:31:11.000 It's a fun camp.
00:31:12.000 It's re-education.
00:31:12.000 No, it's not.
00:31:13.000 Go face Mecca.
00:31:16.000 Um, the claim that they made, and again, I want to set the context, they made these claims knowing that it was false.
00:31:22.000 At the time!
00:31:23.000 That's huge!
00:31:24.000 As far as changing the understanding of it, so I thought if we revisited it, and you knowing, oh, they said this when they knew it was a lie.
00:31:29.000 Okay, so the first claim that they had, they said that the, uh, uh, Steele dossier, if you don't remember that, I'll get to it really quickly, that it was proof that Trump colluded with the Russians.
00:31:40.000 Okay, here is the truth.
00:31:43.000 The entire dossier was prepared by Christopher Steele.
00:31:45.000 You've heard that name.
00:31:46.000 Fusion GPS was the company he worked with.
00:31:48.000 It was financed by the Clinton campaign.
00:31:51.000 Just to be clear.
00:31:53.000 Now, something else that also adds some context that matters.
00:31:56.000 I want to make sure I get this name right.
00:31:57.000 Igor Denchenko, the main source for the Steele dossier, he was given this information.
00:32:04.000 So the Steele dossier was given this information from a PR executive for the Clinton campaign.
00:32:08.000 A trustworthy individual.
00:32:09.000 Yes.
00:32:10.000 So, basically, the bulk for all of these sources, these claims, this information, that the FBI knew was false, was coming from the Clinton campaign.
00:32:19.000 There's no doubt about that now.
00:32:21.000 The only thing that changes is the FBI knew it was, they were like, oh yeah, we know that, we know that.
00:32:25.000 That's awesome.
00:32:25.000 Like, you didn't need to depose me.
00:32:27.000 What are you asking me, is it bullshit?
00:32:28.000 Yeah, it's bullshit.
00:32:29.000 Can I go get lunch?
00:32:29.000 Good.
00:32:30.000 Well, and Sussman came out and actually said that Hillary Clinton knew.
00:32:33.000 Of course you did!
00:32:34.000 I mean, like, there's usually plausible deniability, right?
00:32:36.000 No, there's no plausible deniability.
00:32:37.000 There's layers that you can be like, oh, I had no idea when we all know you did.
00:32:40.000 But he actually testified like, yeah, Hillary Clinton knew exactly.
00:32:44.000 And then she tweeted out, oh my gosh, he's colluding with Russia, knowing that that was a lie.
00:32:48.000 Right.
00:32:49.000 Is that not a crime?
00:32:50.000 Well, actually, we're going to get to that sedition in a second.
00:32:53.000 But you're right.
00:32:54.000 You're right.
00:32:54.000 You're absolutely right.
00:32:55.000 He's got, like, probably a month left.
00:32:58.000 Who?
00:32:58.000 Gerald Sussman?
00:32:59.000 No, Sussman.
00:33:00.000 Oh, I thought you were saying Gerald.
00:33:02.000 Sussman's been looking real depressed lately.
00:33:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:06.000 He might accidentally hang himself in his cell.
00:33:08.000 He also does not look like the kind of man who's handy enough to fix his own brakes.
00:33:11.000 Looks like he might run terrified through the woods and shoot himself three times in the back.
00:33:15.000 Right, or a tree fall on him.
00:33:20.000 There's Clinton standing behind the tree.
00:33:22.000 I didn't yell timber.
00:33:24.000 So, here's another claim that they made.
00:33:27.000 All real things.
00:33:29.000 And it was a claim, but the media carried their claim without carrying Donald Trump's original claim.
00:33:32.000 Donald Trump said, hey, they're spying on me.
00:33:34.000 And the media fact-checked it and said there was no spying on Donald Trump or his campaign.
00:33:38.000 Right?
00:33:39.000 That's what they said.
00:33:39.000 They labeled it a conspiracy theory.
00:33:41.000 You can go to overlay.
00:33:42.000 I tried to make him sound crazy.
00:33:44.000 Yeah.
00:33:45.000 Well, here's the thing.
00:33:45.000 The truth that we now know, the FBI did spy on Donald Trump.
00:33:50.000 And, again, the warrants that they procured to spy on Donald Trump were based on the aforementioned lies that we just told you about.
00:33:57.000 And the FBI knew were lies!
00:33:59.000 It's just so much work.
00:34:01.000 Remember in every single cop movie or show, it used to be like, hey, can we come in?
00:34:04.000 You got a warrant?
00:34:05.000 Shit!
00:34:06.000 Mm-hmm.
00:34:07.000 Thwarted again.
00:34:08.000 You know?
00:34:08.000 Whereas now they're just like, we'll just make one up.
00:34:10.000 Why do we always keep coming to these places without a warrant?
00:34:13.000 Without a warrant.
00:34:14.000 We just say that and we leave.
00:34:15.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:34:15.000 We just get like a stock placeholder warrant that we can just bring to place to place.
00:34:19.000 It's like why every undercover thing here.
00:34:21.000 Are you a cop?
00:34:22.000 You have to tell me if you are.
00:34:23.000 Ah, I gotta blow my cover.
00:34:26.000 So Donnie Brosco then?
00:34:27.000 Yeah, I'm a cop.
00:34:28.000 And then he kills him, and you're like, oh, jeez.
00:34:30.000 They're probably going to kill you, so you might want to put all your jewelry back in that case and give us a good ending montage.
00:34:36.000 So here's another truth there.
00:34:38.000 The FBI, they weren't the only ones spying on Donald Trump.
00:34:41.000 We know this now.
00:34:42.000 The Clinton campaign spied on Donald Trump, even though they're still denying this.
00:34:46.000 And here's one of the quotes from them.
00:34:48.000 Trump and Fox are desperately spinning up a fake scandal to distract from his real ones.
00:34:52.000 So it's a day that ends in Y.
00:34:55.000 The more- That means like, hey, it's every day.
00:34:56.000 Oh, really?
00:34:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:59.000 She's clever.
00:34:59.000 They're clever like that.
00:35:01.000 The more his- Is your husband has sex with people that aren't her?
00:35:04.000 Yes, or somebody that had dirt on them died.
00:35:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:08.000 The more his misdeeds are exposed, the more they lie.
00:35:10.000 Now, it's not that the Clinton campaign is denying it.
00:35:14.000 Think about this.
00:35:15.000 Think of just the few steps that we are in now.
00:35:17.000 The FBI knew it was false, went ahead with warrants anyway.
00:35:20.000 The Clintons, verifiably, spied on Donald Trump.
00:35:24.000 But they knew the media was going to fact check Donald Trump.
00:35:27.000 It's the lack of any fearing of accountability.
00:35:31.000 It's just the lying so boldly in public.
00:35:33.000 Like, oh, that didn't happen.
00:35:35.000 He's corrupt.
00:35:36.000 And the media goes, oh, yeah, he said it didn't happen.
00:35:38.000 He's corrupt.
00:35:39.000 And Russia, oh, Russia.
00:35:41.000 And then Donald Trump comes out and they're spying on me.
00:35:44.000 Oh, he's crazy.
00:35:45.000 Come on, Donald Trump.
00:35:46.000 Nobody's spying on you.
00:35:48.000 We have a February 2022 filing stated that Sussman worked in conjunction with a tech executive to spy on Trump.
00:35:55.000 Oh, OK.
00:35:55.000 All right.
00:35:56.000 So we have overlay P here.
00:35:57.000 You can bring it up there, Kevin.
00:36:00.000 The internet data was exploited, and then we have an ellipsis here, I think, redacted.
00:36:04.000 Internet traffic pertaining to Trump Tower, Donald Trump's Central Park West apartment building, and the executive office of the President of the United States.
00:36:11.000 Whoa, what?
00:36:12.000 Yep, yep.
00:36:12.000 So while he was president, they were still spying on him.
00:36:14.000 Totally normal.
00:36:16.000 They have mics in the room already!
00:36:18.000 They just wanted to try and drive him nuts, and then gaslight him, where he'd pick up the phone, he'd hear scratching, like, Hello?
00:36:26.000 Someone spying?
00:36:26.000 No!
00:36:29.000 There you are!
00:36:30.000 Who's... No, I'm not!
00:36:31.000 Who said that?
00:36:32.000 Nobody!
00:36:33.000 You're not nobody.
00:36:35.000 I've met him.
00:36:38.000 You sound nothing like him.
00:36:41.000 So, look, we know this, it's verified, but again, the context is the FBI knew this from the beginning.
00:36:47.000 That, you know, I've always said don't attribute to malice what, you know, you can simply be chalked up to ignorance.
00:36:52.000 No, this is malice.
00:36:53.000 Yeah, definitely malice.
00:36:54.000 Yeah, malice of forethought here from an institution you must trust.
00:36:57.000 You're the villain if you don't trust the FBI.
00:37:00.000 By the way, the only people who should have guns should be the three-letter agencies and your local police.
00:37:04.000 By the way, defund the police.
00:37:06.000 So yeah, you know, the police are corrupt, but we'll tell you, but then you should trust them.
00:37:09.000 You should also just trust the police and the FBI and the CIA.
00:37:11.000 They should be the only ones with guns.
00:37:13.000 The point is, give us all your power.
00:37:16.000 Here's another claim that was made about Donald Trump and the Russia scandal.
00:37:19.000 Okay?
00:37:20.000 You guys remember this?
00:37:21.000 The infamous pee tape.
00:37:22.000 R. Kelly.
00:37:23.000 So stupid.
00:37:24.000 And this was as late as 2021.
00:37:26.000 Christopher Steele was still claiming that the pee tape, which was showing Donald Trump, they claimed, you know, with Russian prostitutes, they were still claiming that it existed.
00:37:34.000 That's in 2021.
00:37:35.000 Just to give you context, that's after the pandemic started.
00:37:41.000 Like, what is the reasoning behind doing that?
00:37:44.000 Like, hey guys, we'll do a p-tape.
00:37:46.000 That's the most outlandish thing.
00:37:48.000 It seems like that should be pretty easy to prove.
00:37:52.000 Yeah, it just takes a tape.
00:37:53.000 Yeah, it just takes the tape.
00:37:56.000 When you consider the amount of investigative work they do to try and disprove James O'Keefe, you would just think that, okay, they have some proof because they're going around saying, well, the truth is the p-tape It never happened.
00:38:09.000 There's been no proof of it whatsoever.
00:38:11.000 It's never been substantiated.
00:38:12.000 As a matter of fact, the source of the allegation...
00:38:16.000 That, again, Igor Denchenko was arrested and charged with making false statements to the FBI, who already have showed that they are okay with false statements.
00:38:24.000 Very strange.
00:38:25.000 As long as they're a fun exercise.
00:38:26.000 They're like, I'm sorry, sir, it's illegal to make false statements.
00:38:30.000 But I saw that guy make it.
00:38:31.000 Yeah, but those were fun.
00:38:32.000 Hey, I got an idea.
00:38:33.000 We can make those statements, sir.
00:38:36.000 We're the FBI.
00:38:37.000 Let's claim a germaphobe likes peeing prostitutes.
00:38:40.000 That's really going to fly.
00:38:43.000 Could have been more likely to douse them in sanitizer.
00:38:45.000 Yeah.
00:38:46.000 Ah, Anastasia grows.
00:38:52.000 You're better than that!
00:38:53.000 But it also seems like something you would want done to you if you were into S&M or shame and embarrassment.
00:39:00.000 He's not that kind of guy.
00:39:01.000 No, he's not.
00:39:02.000 No, he shames and embarrasses, of course, yes.
00:39:04.000 And also if you want proof that the tape doesn't exist, a Billy Bush one got leaked from a bus.
00:39:09.000 Right, yeah, remember they're like, and this is just the beginning, we have Donald Trump saying the N-word, we have a montage of him saying it like 50 times.
00:39:15.000 Yeah, never.
00:39:16.000 Never.
00:39:16.000 Seems to me you would have led with that.
00:39:18.000 Unbelievably.
00:39:18.000 Yeah.
00:39:19.000 Instead, he's just trying to do what anybody else does.
00:39:22.000 Impress Billy Bush.
00:39:23.000 Yes!
00:39:24.000 I mean, Billy Bush, you get in there, it's always one-upmanship.
00:39:28.000 I know, you know how it is around Billy.
00:39:29.000 Yeah, it's just, I mean, the guy has a presence.
00:39:34.000 I see him and then afterwards I'm always like, what spell did, man, that guy's a charmer.
00:39:37.000 I can't believe I did that around Billy Bush again.
00:39:39.000 What is it that he, what hold does he have on me?
00:39:40.000 I wouldn't talk to women like that, but I want Billy to think I do.
00:39:45.000 It's like Prince in his eyes.
00:39:49.000 Billy Bush leaves no stone left unturned.
00:39:53.000 So here's my question.
00:39:56.000 If people who basically walked across the lawn on January 6th are guilty of treason and insurrection and sedition, how about falsely I don't want to say false, I'm being redundant.
00:40:08.000 How about fabricating a story about the incoming and then sitting president continuing this story about him being corrupt and also being a foreign entity, accusing the sitting president of treason, by the way, when you know it's false?
00:40:23.000 How about doing that to get him impeached and trying to have a democratically elected leader of the free world removed from office several times, based entirely on falsehoods?
00:40:34.000 That actually is textbook sedition, not showing up in face paint.
00:40:38.000 Right.
00:40:39.000 Also, lying about something like this for political benefit, obviously in the past people were like, oh that's fine, you make up stories.
00:40:45.000 No, no, no, no.
00:40:46.000 You were trying to get somebody to not be the President of the United States and then you wasted public money investigating your false claims that you let run.
00:40:54.000 Right.
00:40:55.000 I don't understand how Hillary Clinton, she's so good at getting away with these things.
00:41:00.000 She's like a super villain and we don't know.
00:41:02.000 But we know.
00:41:03.000 Yeah, but we know.
00:41:05.000 It's a problem!
00:41:05.000 I mean, when you say we know, you mean we don't know.
00:41:08.000 But we know.
00:41:08.000 No!
00:41:09.000 That's what I... We don't know.
00:41:10.000 We don't know, but we know.
00:41:11.000 We don't know, now you know.
00:41:12.000 But you don't know.
00:41:13.000 But we don't know.
00:41:13.000 The more you know.
00:41:15.000 You act like you know, but you don't know.
00:41:15.000 You know?
00:41:19.000 I just don't want to... The point is, okay, look, we're all trying to balance telling you the truth with not wanting to die.
00:41:26.000 See what we're doing?
00:41:28.000 That seems fair.
00:41:28.000 Yeah.
00:41:29.000 We're stuck between a rock and a Clinton place.
00:41:31.000 We're stuck between Little Rock In a hard place.
00:41:36.000 I feel Bill's just trying not to be murdered.
00:41:38.000 Yeah.
00:41:40.000 Twice in the relationship, he's like, I'm really not doing this.
00:41:40.000 He's just keeping his head down.
00:41:43.000 Yeah.
00:41:44.000 Gosh, I have two minds about Bill Clinton sometimes, where I'm like, eh, he's a piece of crap.
00:41:49.000 Then I go, oh wait, he probably raped Juanita Broderick, so he's a piece of crap.
00:41:52.000 But I don't really consider him what he did with Hillary.
00:41:56.000 It's not the same as a husband lying to his wife and cheating on her, because that was the arrangement.
00:42:00.000 Or she was like, just don't get caught.
00:42:02.000 So, is it wrong?
00:42:04.000 But it was always a relationship based on a political power grab.
00:42:04.000 Sure.
00:42:07.000 They never actually were a marriage, so it's not the same as actual philandering.
00:42:12.000 Anyway.
00:42:12.000 She has tree trunk ankles.
00:42:14.000 Yes, she does.
00:42:15.000 Fell on a governor.
00:42:16.000 Yeah, so she can suicide people with her legs.
00:42:19.000 That's just like at night.
00:42:24.000 At night, when she asks if you'll rub her feet, someone has to yell timber for the bitch.
00:42:30.000 Her legs kept me in this jail.
00:42:35.000 You just go in a wheelchair.
00:42:36.000 I don't know what they call them.
00:42:37.000 Wheelies Anonymous?
00:42:38.000 What happened to you?
00:42:39.000 Hillary Clinton's calves!
00:42:41.000 Oh boy.
00:42:41.000 What about you guys?
00:42:42.000 Same?
00:42:43.000 Same.
00:42:43.000 Another one?
00:42:46.000 No, I know it's ad hominem, but you know what, she tried to unseat a democratically elected president and still denies the lies and had people killed, so I'm okay with, you know, flicking a jab out there a little bit.
00:42:56.000 I mean she has a thick skin, a very thick skin, and she should be able to take it. Now...
00:42:59.000 I'm very excited for this. This is something so on, you know...
00:43:08.000 These packages take a long time to put together.
00:43:09.000 We send people on location.
00:43:10.000 I used to do all of them, and now I can't because I just get kicked out.
00:43:14.000 Because I know who I am.
00:43:15.000 I go in, and I'm undercover.
00:43:17.000 They say, no, you're not.
00:43:18.000 I say, well, how did you recognize me?
00:43:19.000 And they point to the poster.
00:43:20.000 They go, is that you?
00:43:21.000 I'm like, shoot.
00:43:22.000 Dang it.
00:43:23.000 It doesn't really work.
00:43:24.000 No, it doesn't really work.
00:43:25.000 We don't necessarily have Jim Henson on the payroll, so it's tough for me to get the disguise.
00:43:29.000 But we did send- If you did, you'd be wasting money because he's dead.
00:43:34.000 Well, he has a son, something, I don't know.
00:43:36.000 Oh, he does have a son.
00:43:37.000 He does puppets.
00:43:37.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:43:38.000 Yeah, whoever, that pedophile who does the Elmo thing.
00:43:40.000 My point is, I can't afford the wardrobe and makeup.
00:43:45.000 Happy?
00:43:48.000 Does it make you feel- Does it make you- Do you feel good about yourself?
00:43:51.000 You feel good making me feel small, Dave?
00:43:53.000 I wasn't trying to make you feel small.
00:43:54.000 Okay, you did.
00:43:55.000 I was trying to get you to stop wasting your money writing checks to Jim Henson.
00:43:58.000 Right.
00:43:58.000 Well, it's not the alive Jim Henson, and there's a guy getting them and cashing them.
00:44:02.000 Well, Dave, shut up.
00:44:04.000 You're ruining my paycheck.
00:44:08.000 You go into the bank as just- You're all dressed in a felt.
00:44:10.000 I'm Jim.
00:44:11.000 Alright.
00:44:12.000 Yes, I'm Jim Henson.
00:44:19.000 Not that one.
00:44:21.000 I get that all the time.
00:44:22.000 Please cache this.
00:44:25.000 In a liquor store dressed as a puppet.
00:44:29.000 The dark Cristal.
00:44:30.000 Now, um, so let me just remind you in case you'd forgotten about this because now we went through the Uyghurs.
00:44:35.000 We covered a lot of ground on the FBI lying about Donald Trump and Russia.
00:44:39.000 So case you had forgotten, let me just refresh your memory of Beto O'Rourke being a really, really crappy representation of Francis's all over the country.
00:44:50.000 You're out of line and an embarrassment.
00:44:52.000 Sir, you're out of line.
00:44:53.000 Sir, you're out of line.
00:44:54.000 I like that guy.
00:44:55.000 Sir, you're out of line.
00:44:56.000 No, he needs to get his ass out of here. This isn't a place to talk to the soldiers.
00:45:01.000 Sir, you're out of line. Sir, you're out of line.
00:45:05.000 I like that guy.
00:45:06.000 Sir, you're out of line. Please leave this auditorium.
00:45:08.000 I don't know, but I'm voting for him.
00:45:10.000 I'm curious.
00:45:13.000 I can't believe you're a sick son of a bitch that would come to a deal like this to make a political issue.
00:45:17.000 We wish you.
00:45:18.000 Yeah.
00:45:19.000 Yeah, you know, it's like the left just can't not trip over themselves.
00:45:23.000 At this point, you would think they'd have as much sort of political clout, sympathy from people across the country, and they always push a little too far.
00:45:33.000 And so people just watch it going, well, I kind of was going to support you, but you're such a dick.
00:45:37.000 Yeah.
00:45:38.000 So it's pretty clear that Beto Francis is getting, he's getting really desperate.
00:45:42.000 Yeah.
00:45:43.000 And here's the thing.
00:45:44.000 I also want to see the world through the eyes of, you know, worthy adversaries, political opposition, people who see the world differently than I do.
00:45:53.000 I wanted to know more about his granted failing campaign.
00:45:57.000 I couldn't go, so...
00:45:59.000 My team went down, a team of wonderful people here, to Livingston, Texas to check out one of Beto's town halls.
00:46:06.000 Beto, your presidential run was nice while it lasted, and so was this one now, the governor run.
00:46:11.000 All your runs, but I'm pretty sure this one's going to come to an end.
00:46:13.000 Enjoy.
00:46:14.000 Another election season is upon us, and that can mean only one thing.
00:46:17.000 I'm running for governor, and I want to tell you why.
00:46:20.000 The return of the most radical skateboard dude in the known universe.
00:46:27.000 Beto Francis.
00:46:28.000 Now after a failed run at the Senate and the Presidency, Beto is now setting his sights on becoming the next Governor of Texas.
00:46:35.000 Hell yes!
00:46:36.000 We're gonna take your AR-15, your AK-47.
00:46:39.000 And what better way to gin up enthusiasm than to head to... Livingston.
00:46:44.000 Now here's where I should say I have nothing against Livingston.
00:46:50.000 It's a nice town filled with friendly and welcoming people.
00:46:53.000 I'm sorry.
00:46:54.000 I'm not racist.
00:46:56.000 Well...
00:46:58.000 But I couldn't help wonder why Beto chose to hold one of his town halls here, especially since Donald Trump won the county by 54 points in 2020.
00:47:10.000 Now, I would have loved to investigate this matter myself, but considering that these
00:47:16.000 organizations now have my poster up on a wall, in my stead I decided to send a team of my
00:47:22.000 finest to see what Beto and the town were all about.
00:47:26.000 Now, the first thing they noted about the whole charade was the venue.
00:47:52.000 It was not exactly huge.
00:47:55.000 I mean, if I were to give a generous estimate, a very generous estimate, I'd place it at maybe about 110 people.
00:48:01.000 Now what the event lacked in attendance, however, it more than made up for with the kind of enthusiasm
00:48:07.000 which can only be found in the most youthful among us.
00:48:10.000 So are you excited about Bedo?
00:48:24.000 There was also a lot of electric energy from other people.
00:48:27.000 One lovely local summed it up quite succinctly.
00:48:42.000 Uh-uh.
00:48:42.000 No.
00:48:43.000 Beto ain't right.
00:48:44.000 Of course, it's rude to show up to a party empty-handed, so my fine reporters decided to hand out some Beto-themed t-shirts to show support.
00:48:51.000 Just go into the building and give them the merchandise.
00:48:57.000 That's great.
00:48:58.000 Thank you.
00:48:58.000 Yeah, of course.
00:49:01.000 Appreciate it.
00:49:01.000 Thank you.
00:49:06.000 I think they were a hit!
00:49:16.000 Unfortunately, Beto's staffers weren't so keen on the shirts being free while they were trying to turn a profit with theirs.
00:49:24.000 We don't want to cause any problems.
00:49:26.000 See, they've been giving out free ones, and we're trying to do that.
00:49:28.000 Pollution is not going to go to them.
00:49:30.000 Some people can't afford shirts, though.
00:49:34.000 That's true. I know what you're saying.
00:49:36.000 I know.
00:49:38.000 Really, before we have things that are going on here, we're responsible.
00:49:42.000 So you're trying to do a little bit of capitalism up in here.
00:49:44.000 Down with capitalism!
00:49:46.000 Generally, Peter, they're beta males, you know.
00:49:51.000 Like, they're not good.
00:49:52.000 But we think that's stupid, so we're trying to, like, subvert it, turn it on its head, be like, nah.
00:49:57.000 Yeah.
00:49:57.000 Beto's cool.
00:49:58.000 And so we're Beto males.
00:50:04.000 She got very mad.
00:50:04.000 I don't know.
00:50:07.000 What did she say to you?
00:50:10.000 It's not a Beto shirt or something like that.
00:50:14.000 It's not official.
00:50:15.000 But the team wasn't just there to observe.
00:50:18.000 We wanted them to get to the meat of Beto's policies.
00:50:21.000 Really get to know the man.
00:50:23.000 Luckily for them, Beto couldn't resist the pheromonal allure of our Beto's Bears.
00:50:27.000 So it sounds like you have such a great plan for schools and the trajectory there.
00:50:42.000 So that all that good work doesn't go undone, You know, obviously I want to be as inclusive as possible.
00:50:49.000 But even last night when we were at dinner, somebody offered us drugs.
00:50:54.000 And so I'd like to just hear how do you thread that needle of inclusivity, being welcoming, while also stopping some fentanyl?
00:51:04.000 I don't know.
00:51:05.000 I'd like to hear if you have thoughts on that.
00:51:08.000 I really appreciate the question.
00:51:10.000 There's probably nothing more important than the safety and security of our communities, of our families, especially of our kids and our grandkids.
00:51:19.000 We see under Abbott's failed leadership, violent crime going up, drug trafficking going up.
00:51:25.000 When we're focused on pulling stunts.
00:51:26.000 I can't believe you're a sick son of a bitch that would come to a deal like this to make a political issue.
00:51:31.000 and score on political points, we take our eye off the ball and the real problem, where it is.
00:51:37.000 I'll give you some examples.
00:51:39.000 🎵 Remember when he said...
00:52:01.000 And he signed the abortion ban.
00:52:03.000 Where's this going?
00:52:04.000 Governor, you understand there's no exception for incest.
00:52:08.000 How did we get here?
00:52:09.000 And like a deer caught in the headlights, he said, we're going to eliminate rape.
00:52:12.000 When I'm governor, we're going to focus on that and public safety is going to improve
00:52:21.000 in the state of Texas.
00:52:22.000 Thanks for asking the question.
00:52:23.000 Appreciate it.
00:52:24.000 Oh, that was a lot of nothing.
00:52:27.000 Quite a bit of talking, a lot of nothing.
00:52:29.000 Let's give it one more shot.
00:52:30.000 Hello.
00:52:31.000 Hello.
00:52:31.000 How are you doing?
00:52:32.000 Very good.
00:52:32.000 How are you doing?
00:52:33.000 I'm good.
00:52:33.000 I'm Ruben Perez.
00:52:36.000 We're both Catholic, right?
00:52:39.000 Yes.
00:52:39.000 Okay.
00:52:39.000 I'm having an issue real fast with my family.
00:52:42.000 I think you're great.
00:52:43.000 I want them to vote for you, but they have the sticking point with the pro-choice thing.
00:52:47.000 You know, we're both pro-choice.
00:52:48.000 They're not.
00:52:49.000 What do you think I can tell them to maybe help persuade them to vote for you?
00:52:54.000 I don't know anyone who is pro-choice or pro-life who is happy with what we're doing in Texas right now.
00:53:02.000 Ah, s***!
00:53:02.000 Oh, sh**. Here we go again.
00:53:04.000 Maybe if he can bore his audience to actual death, he can guarantee their vote the next election.
00:53:16.000 Beto's playing 8-D chess.
00:53:19.000 Speaking of death, Beto, it should be noted that we aren't your biggest fans, no surprise, but we do want you to be safe, so maybe invest in a better security team that doesn't allow random passers-by and camera people to walk up directly behind you and follow you backstage.
00:53:40.000 Especially if the person in question is a grown man with pigtails and a t-shirt that simply reads, autism.
00:53:50.000 Alright, that's enough.
00:53:51.000 What do the good townspeople of Livingston, Texas think of all this?
00:53:54.000 Do you think the personality of the candidate matters pretty dramatically?
00:53:58.000 Definitely, more than any issue.
00:53:59.000 In my book, if you can answer the questions that are asked of you, and if you don't know the answer, at least say, you know, I'm not sure on it.
00:54:09.000 That's what impresses me about them.
00:54:11.000 That's how it works.
00:54:14.000 I had three Biden signs, big ones, stolen off my property.
00:54:20.000 And I was more than willing to sit around and wait for them to show back up.
00:54:26.000 And do what?
00:54:27.000 So, are you excited about Beto?
00:54:41.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:54:43.000 What do you think he can do for the state?
00:54:47.000 Well, we were just talking about her son, who is a lot younger.
00:54:55.000 I was talking about, well, where's this big money coming from?
00:54:59.000 They all get big money.
00:55:00.000 Right.
00:55:01.000 And I'm more concerned about where the heart of the person that's getting that money is to begin with.
00:55:13.000 That sign's f***ing amazing.
00:55:15.000 Did you get this sign?
00:55:16.000 What's more important to you?
00:55:18.000 The policy or the personality?
00:55:24.000 I would say policy.
00:55:26.000 I think, like, freedom of speech, pro-guns, pro-life, closed border.
00:55:37.000 Things that actually affect you.
00:55:40.000 We've been asking the same question to everybody we've interviewed, so I'm very curious what your opinion is.
00:55:45.000 When it comes to a political candidate, which is more important?
00:55:48.000 The personality or the policies of that candidate?
00:55:51.000 That's a good question.
00:55:52.000 I think they're both equally important.
00:55:55.000 You look at Trump, you know, look what he did in four years and they screwed with him the entire time.
00:56:01.000 Because of his personality and because of his policies.
00:56:05.000 You know, if they'd left him alone, we would have been a lot better off further along than we are right now.
00:56:10.000 So, I'd have to say both, honestly.
00:56:12.000 Hold on, so one group cares about policies, while the other cares about personality and feelings?
00:56:20.000 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
00:56:23.000 I have a question, though.
00:56:24.000 So, like, I know somebody that is here, maybe not...
00:56:32.000 procedure that's very difficult. Mr. Abbott has made it very difficult to do that.
00:56:37.000 How, what can happen? Like, I don't know how to ask the question. I don't want to use the words.
00:56:47.000 It's an, you'd be in very big trouble under Mr. Abbott if you were going to seek out that procedure.
00:56:52.000 Yeah. Listen, I'd be happy to take a picture with you.
00:56:56.000 And while Beto Francis was understandably hesitant to answer my team's questions,
00:57:02.000 credit where it's due, he was still gracious enough to take the time for a picture with his new Beto male bros.
00:57:11.000 That's right.
00:57:12.000 Look at this picture.
00:57:13.000 This happened.
00:57:15.000 So remember, when you think of Beto for governor, just think of this exact picture.
00:57:23.000 I'm sorry.
00:57:25.000 I'm not racist.
00:57:27.000 I'll take that back.
00:57:31.000 Yes, I am racist.
00:57:34.000 I like NASCAR more than I do Indianapolis cars.
00:57:38.000 That's funny.
00:57:39.000 Whoa!
00:57:40.000 Geez.
00:57:41.000 That was hilarious.
00:57:42.000 I really like that.
00:57:42.000 I love that.
00:57:43.000 Um, Steven had to go take an ample dumpling, gang.
00:57:47.000 Ample dumpling?
00:57:48.000 Drop the kids off at the pool?
00:57:49.000 Yes, that's what they say.
00:57:51.000 Drop them off at the public swimming pool.
00:57:54.000 Um, because we all share a bathroom.