This week, the boys discuss monkey pox, Joe Biden's mental retardation, and what it means to be gay in the 21st century. Plus, a new segment called "Would You Rather" and a special guest appearance from Gerald A. Landau.
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00:04:04.000First off, most of you right now don't really need to worry about it.
00:04:07.000What you need to worry about is the media lying, and you need to worry about the CDC lying, and you need to worry about former Vice President Joe Biden being retarded.
00:04:17.000But I will say this, if you haven't taken part in any, how should I say this, and if you have kids I should warn you that we're going to be discussing the realities of monkey pox today so it's probably not age appropriate, so three, two, if you haven't been attending Fetish gay orgies in Brussels where you're raw-dogging strange Somali pirates.
00:04:52.000So we're going to be talking about that.
00:04:54.000We're going to be talking about Taiwan, which is a big deal.
00:04:55.000You know, we've done, I recommend that you go watch this segment that we did a long time ago on what a war between China and Taiwan would look like and what the United States needs to do.
00:05:03.000Again, your primary concern here is that former Vice President Joe Biden has been saying things that don't match up with other things that don't match up with the State Department and none of it makes sense.
00:05:12.000And again, the concern is, you know, primarily mental retardation.
00:05:15.000So my question to you for the day is, would you rather get monkey pox Or spend a weekend with Kamala Harris.
00:06:35.000And then you know him, you see him, you love him, you can hear him, you can follow him on Twitter at LandauDave, the quickest wit in the West, the quickest man on his feet, and we're going to be on tour here in Colorado Springs.
00:07:19.000You know, and that's one of those things where we don't know if the CDC is lying or Biden is lying because they're not saying the same thing.
00:10:07.000Because you would think him committing that crime, it's so stupid that he would have to be on some mind-altering substance like PCP or something, that that would allow him to recover very quickly.
00:11:05.000But it's near and dear to Dave's heart.
00:11:07.000Now, again, we'll be in Colorado Springs June 18th.
00:11:09.000And Dave has some shows coming up this weekend.
00:11:10.000You can see all of them at livewithcreditor.com slash tour.
00:11:13.000We have a big fall tour we'll be announcing too.
00:11:15.000So, you know, comedians being attacked on stage is kind of a big thing physically.
00:11:19.000But even more than that, it's just comedians now, there's this constant fear of performing and fear of backlash and they have to take all these measures of making sure that people aren't taking video and taking pictures or, you know, shooting them.
00:11:33.000So John Mulaney, this has been happening and now he's under fire because his, and this is a quote from on Twitter, his trans fans felt ambushed.
00:11:45.000We're not talking about the Brussels Festival.
00:11:48.000When Dave Chappelle went on stage as one of the opening acts, now he did a drop-in set.
00:11:53.000Yes, he came in because he lives near Columbus, Ohio.
00:12:01.000And so people were mad about free comedy from one of the greatest comedians of all time because they claimed that, you know, he made jokes about trans people and they were like, if we'd have known it never would have come.
00:12:13.000We came to see John Mulaney not to be assaulted.
00:12:39.000I'm surprised that people are offended at that.
00:12:41.000In other words, if you can't joke about a gun identifying as a knife or a knife identifying as a gun, you can never make jokes about the trans community at all.
00:14:56.000We'll probably bring it back on Mug Club.
00:14:58.000There's a circulating clip of George Carlin, where people are saying, if you want to know what George Carlin would say, and it's him talking about Andrew Dice Clay, saying, you know, I feel like he's targeting the marginalized, immigrants, women, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:15:09.000Okay, far be it from me to defend Andrew Dice Clay.
00:15:19.000I think that all targets are within the limits, except for the helpless.
00:15:25.000So for example, someone who is literally mentally disabled, specifically, or unable to defend themselves, it just doesn't necessarily go over well, but I'm not going to complain if somebody does it.
00:15:33.000So everything is fair game except for the helpless.
00:15:35.000But if you want to talk about punching up, Look, look, are we actually going to act as though the LGBTQAAIP plus bully pulpit is not in a position of wielding disproportionate power?
00:15:49.000You want to know how we know that they are?
00:15:52.000Look at any other stand-up special or any Netflix show that exists, and it constantly bitches about patriarchy and the white male.
00:15:58.000And the very fact that That Dave Chappelle made a joke about a knife identifying as a gun and it becoming a controversy tells you that this isn't punching down.
00:16:08.000Well, yeah, about him almost being murdered.
00:16:10.000And what people fail to see is at the time, Dice was punching down to the marginalized.
00:17:17.000How much do you know about monkey pox?
00:17:19.000Obviously right now it's sort of circulating in the media, and I know that a lot of people are feeling as though it could be a repeat of the COVID.
00:17:27.000Right? Where people are saying, oh no, they're starting to stir up some kind of concern here
00:17:30.000as we go into an election because it doesn't seem like the riots really worked. They didn't
00:17:34.000last very long. Right. This is, you really notice a pattern of sowing division. This is what happens
00:17:39.000from the left as they go into an election. Whereas what happens is they blame the right
00:17:42.000of sowing division after an election. After they've sown division.
00:17:53.000They shouldn't stop rioting, as Kamala Harris said.
00:17:55.000And then you see the terrorists on the right who were saying, wait, hold on a second, you can't go against the state constitution and just allow mass unrequested mail-in ballots.
00:20:08.000There's the monkey-pocked gay horseman.
00:20:12.000Now, let me be clear about this, and it's not, and if you have kids they shouldn't watch this segment.
00:20:17.000So if you comment below too, I would really, did you know about the gay thing with monkeypox?
00:20:21.000Because it took me a long while, I was like, wasn't the monkeypox the gay thing?
00:20:24.000I looked all around on YouTube, I was like, I can't find the gay thing!
00:20:27.000And then I realized, okay, there's the gay thing.
00:20:29.000So the current outbreak, it's spreading in a new way from how monkeypox has before.
00:20:36.000The gay community, I want to be careful, just the G, seems to be at an elevated risk.
00:20:42.000So the UK Health Security Agency epidemiologist Matteo Prozacca said, the high proportion of cases in the current outbreak in England that are gay or bisexual is highly suggestive of spread in sexual networks.
00:21:47.000It's okay, because it's largely men, and men like having sex with things.
00:21:50.000Now, Dr. Susan Hopkins, the chief medical advisor, also for the same UKHSA, I'm just going to use that to abbreviate it, it's too long, wrote, the evidence suggests that there may be transmission of the monkeypox virus in the community spread by close contact.
00:23:25.000I'm glad you said spread and monkey pox.
00:23:27.000I raw-dogged nine Somali pirates at this festival, and all I got was this stupid pox.
00:23:34.000So here's a description of the festival.
00:23:36.000Camp Canine at Darklands is dedicated to pups and their handlers with a giant ball pit, mosh area, and plenty of puppy play equipment on hand.
00:23:44.000Just to be clear, there are no actual dogs.
00:25:47.000It's not even really a cup, it's more of a saucer with a hole in it.
00:25:50.000Yes, yeah, there's no cup to actually protect from anything.
00:25:53.000So look, here's the thing, they are tripping over themselves in the media right now to say, well it looks like it's spreading in the gay community, but without it, without saying it's spreading in the gay community, it's because it's very important, even though statistically, this is something that could be very easily solved as far as the spread right now.
00:26:09.000Because it's not just spread, it's not like the AIDS thing, it's not like, you know, or it's primarily spread through homosexual activity, which we know now.
00:26:17.000It's that right now it happened to be spread at an event where people were having a bunch of gay sex.
00:26:23.000So it could make its way out of that sort of incubated petri dish.
00:26:56.000And it's important to say that this is not a disease that's likely to be spread by sex, and it's likely to have nothing to do with sexuality.
00:29:43.000Which, by the way, I have to tell you, looking up this monkey pox stuff, I went down a really dark rabbit hole on the internet of all these gay blogs talking about monkey pox.
00:29:50.000So when they were talking about it and saying, like, with the PREV pill, it's been sex in New York City for a gay man, like, 1979, before the AIDS epidemic.
00:29:57.000But now I have to be worried about intestinal parasites and monkey pox, and we're just going, ugh.
00:31:53.000One came through Montreal, who allegedly also was at the Dark Lens Festival.
00:31:58.000Here's the thing, it's not necessarily gay sex, unlike AIDS, HIV, which is almost entirely gay sex, or intravenous drug use.
00:32:06.000It's that it seems to have spread where the gay behavior was prevalent.
00:32:10.000One person was at this festival who came from one of those countries where they, and by one of those countries I mean crap hole countries, where this actually still exists and is rampant, and then probably had sex with like, I don't know, 40 guys at the festival, and that's how it spread.
00:32:22.000Just taking a wild guess, I'm ballparking it.
00:32:25.000Well it's a three-day festival, you do the math, I mean that's likely.
00:34:00.000Now, at one point they were saying, this looks like it spread from a gay festival, but then they're saying, but it's not necessarily spread through that method of contact, because what we could be dealing with, to be clear, is we could be dealing with a mutated form of this virus.
00:34:12.000Now, that's why it's pretty hard to trust them, because if this is, perhaps, I don't know, like, in some hypothetical scenario, a weaponized mutation of the virus to make it more transmissible, To make it more deadly, then it's difficult to take anything that's being said right now at face value.
00:34:29.000The truth is, monkeypox is not aerosol.
00:34:33.000That's why they were saying that you shouldn't be nearly as worried.
00:34:35.000It's primarily transmitted from skin-to-skin contact, lesions, which again still begs the question, why is it still like, you know, skin lesions?
00:35:04.000So now we don't trust them, so if monkeypox was a true threat, you're screwed, because people are like, nah, you've been saying this guy is falling for too long now, and it's not.
00:35:50.000Now, this came from infected rodents from Ghana, and all of the confirmed cases back in 2003 were from contact with prairie dogs that were bought as pets.
00:36:28.000Just so you guys understand, as opposed to fear porn, There's been a push again now that you're seeing from people who are uninformed to what?
00:37:04.000Again, it's not aerosolized like COVID, even though they told us that it wasn't, and they said that it was, and they said it wasn't, and they said that it was.
00:37:10.000Why don't you trust your institutions?
00:37:12.000Bodily fluids, lesions, you know, touching the lesions, skin-on-skin contact, it's not nearly as contagious.
00:37:47.000What could have happened is this started in Belgium, this Puppy, mare, bear, stallion, weird gay sex orgy, okay, that took place for five days, quarantine all those people, all the people that could have possibly had sex with, case closed!
00:39:47.000This is not going to spread and get into the general population and cause an epidemic like coronavirus has.
00:39:57.000Now, just to be clear, just because he looks like his immune system is falling out of the rest of his body does not mean that he is not an authoritative source.
00:43:25.000Yeah, we haven't added one job since our peak in 2019, just to be clear.
00:43:28.000There's more part-time jobs, the wages aren't very good for these jobs, and they're worth even less because of inflation, and you have far fewer people in the labor force participation market.
00:43:37.000So this is how they lie about those numbers.
00:43:39.000And we've gone through this several times, but this is what happens.
00:43:43.000They blame us for sowing distrust, right?
00:43:45.000They blame you for sowing distrust when you say, hold on a second, I feel like, I don't know, I got a ballot to my old house that I didn't request and anyone could do anything they want with that.
00:43:55.000They say, wait a second, don't sow distrust in your institutions.
00:43:57.000When they say, hey, the economy is fine, you say, I don't feel like it's fine.
00:44:17.000If you're paying twice as much for your food, if you know friends who are unemployed, you know that people are having to tighten their belt buckles right now because they can't afford anything, you know what you're living through.
00:44:29.000Skyrocketing costs, inflation, you're looking at your 401k, you're looking at your retirement savings.
00:44:34.000It's worse than it's been in the last 10 years.
00:44:37.000And they're saying, so don't worry, the economy's actually doing well.
00:44:40.000They're so unaccountable, they don't even understand that it would just be better if they said, things aren't great, but here's how we think they can improve.
00:44:50.000But they're so confident that no one will call them on their lies, they say the economy's actually doing pretty well.
00:45:16.000First off, if you look at some of the economic indexes, the United States is doing worse than many other countries.
00:45:20.000Not all, but it's doing worse than a lot of other countries.
00:45:23.000Second, do you understand that being the world's only global superpower in 2022 is if we create the problem, it will affect the rest of the world?
00:45:32.000It's not a problem that originated in Sweden.
00:45:34.000In other words, of course, if we decide that we're going to create total upheaval with Russia and the Ukraine and send $40 billion here and make sure that some of these... Right now we're looking at a wheat, by the way, a wheat supply chain issue, just so you know.
00:45:49.000The United States should not be affected by that.
00:45:51.000But we will, because we'll export our wheat, even though we don't need to.
00:45:56.000The United States creates the problem.
00:45:57.000So just because it's happening elsewhere in the world does not mean that the most powerful man in the free world and the most powerful country who sets international policy for the free world is not responsible for it.
00:46:08.000You can't have it both ways and say, well, Donald Trump is not the reason that we had record low gas.
00:46:12.000Look, record low gas when adjusted for inflation versus record high.
00:46:15.000Record low unemployment and record high wage growth Period.
00:46:21.000When you look at average individual earnings versus the worst.
00:46:38.000We will never Probably in another generation or two have this kind of a clear contrast.
00:46:45.000And despite all the wokeness, despite what all the Democrats want to tell you, and they go out and protest Dave Chappelle, a lot of people, when they go into that voting booth, they say, you know what, my life is definitely worse off, and they pull that lever.
00:46:56.000The media is going to blame us, the media is going to blame you for sowing distrust, and never take accountability themselves.
00:47:03.000They're like the Amber Heard of the public sphere.
00:47:06.000Or the media and Joe Biden's gonna gin up the monkey pox fear and say, well, we should probably just send out ballots to everybody so that they don't have gay sex in line and get monkey pox while they're waiting to vote.
00:48:19.000Now, that being said, considering the importance of it, it would seem that a unified, consistent message that is simply decipherable to human beings would be important.
00:48:32.000So former Vice President Joe Biden, speaking in Tokyo next to the Prime Minister of Japan, Fumio Kishida, he addressed the question of how the U.S.
00:48:41.000would respond if China invaded Taiwan.
00:48:43.000He's the first president to say this, but part of what he says contradicts the second part of what he says.
00:48:49.000You didn't want to get involved in the Ukraine conflict militarily for obvious reasons.
00:48:55.000Are you willing to get involved militarily to defend Taiwan if it comes to that?
00:50:16.000The two cannot be, you can't reconcile the two together.
00:50:19.000And this is the beauty of just saying things that don't make sense, because then there's no accountability, and you can respond with, when they say, hey, you said that you would intervene militarily.
00:50:28.000No, I said I would recognize China's one-China policy.
00:50:32.000So yeah, you said that one phrase later, but which phrase, but that's the phrase that I meant more.
00:50:36.000And the next person says, hold on a second, are you actually recognizing China's one-China policy?
00:50:40.000It's like, well, no, we're going to defend Taiwan militarily.
00:50:43.000But you just said, yeah, but I said this before that.
00:50:46.000How do we call you on your bullshit, Joe?
00:51:16.000They removed the sections that read, the United States recognized the government of the People's Republic of China as the sole legal government of China.
00:52:32.000You recognize Taiwan's independence, that it's not China, that these people have a right to be free from the communist thumb of China, okay?
00:52:41.000Or you support China's one-China policy.
00:52:43.000You support this idea that Taiwan cannot be an independent state.
00:52:47.000It's one or the other, and he consistently says both things.
00:53:55.000And that's what Ginger Stamp and I are going to talk about.
00:53:57.000Yeah, because basically what it does is it tells China, like, okay, we're not encouraging Taiwan to separate from you guys, so it kind of placates them, lets them save face, and then Taiwan, it basically tells them, like, hey, we may or may not come to your aid, so don't go and declare independence thinking that you've got your big brother over here ready to come in and get your back.
00:54:13.000And so it keeps both parties kind of at bay for a while, but all it does is kick the can down the road.
00:54:17.000Eventually this is going to be a thing.
00:54:18.000Well, if you also understand the mission statement of China, and by the way, the Communist Chinese Party, it's very racist.
00:54:23.000They believe in basically one superior race of people, the Chinese race, and they believe in the sort of, you know, Pan-Pacific, and this is, by the way, this goes back a long, if you look at the wars and the battles between China and the Japanese, and also, hilariously enough, if you look at World War II, the Japanese believed that they were the superior race, and so did the Aryans, and they teamed up, and, I mean, one of them has to be wrong, would have been an awkward fight at the end of that war if they won.
00:55:41.000Which is actually more aggressive than what we've done with the Ukraine, which is, you know, we haven't intervened militarily, we've just butted billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars to aid.
00:55:49.000How could that possibly piss off Russia or them see it as the United States in an act of war?
00:55:54.000They were just asking if his diaper was full into his earpiece, and he replied, yes.
00:56:14.000Now they're trying to say, the White House is saying, he said this, but he also said this.
00:56:19.000What they're trying to say is, we want to be friends with China, we don't want to piss them off, and we also want to act like we'll protect Taiwan, but we probably won't.
00:56:27.000This is also important because here's another layer to this.
00:56:31.000Biden's, he just signed this new Indo-Pacific, it's a trade agreement.
00:56:36.000It's called the Indo-Pacific Economic Framework.
00:56:38.000Let's bring this up, it's from ABC News.
00:56:42.000Okay, let me read you some of the, let me read you the, Japan, South Korea, Thailand, I was about to say Vietnam, Vietnam, Thailand, Australia, New Zealand.
00:56:53.000So you see, this is like, by the way, it's very Asiatic.
00:57:09.000And Taiwan is obviously being excluded at the behest of China.
00:57:13.000Just to be clear, just like when the WHO was interviewed on a Skype call and they were asked about Taiwan and they refused to even acknowledge them.
00:57:20.000This is the difference between Donald Trump and this guy.
00:57:25.000This guy is beholden to China in a way that Donald Trump wasn't.
00:57:29.000He just said he spent more time with Winnie the Pooh than anybody else!
00:58:21.000There are certain things that come from Taiwan, you know, technological innovations that come out of there, certainly technological manufacturing that comes out of Taiwan, not China.
00:58:28.000And that's why China wants control of that.
00:58:31.000If China gets control of the chipsets, you know, Uh, that exist in Taiwan and they somehow managed to get control of Taiwan.
00:58:37.000We did a whole segment on this, you know, this is what this war would look like.
00:58:40.000It would have to take place during one of two months, uh, out of the entire year because of the, uh, the seas and how they act, how they would have to conquer the land, how they would have to be thwarted, what kind of, uh, of, of ship care of, uh, carriers they would need.
01:00:12.000We get to hear Sweden bitch about America and how you guys are warmongers, right?
01:00:16.000And then now they want to join NATO decades later because they realize the official policy line of being a perpetual pussy doesn't work in the real world.
01:00:36.000In other words, instead of that, we're not going to expect any help from you, whether it be militarily, whether it be in emergency services.
01:00:42.000We're just not going to give you our stuff when we need it.
01:00:47.000The problem with that, you have Stephen Colbert saying, I don't mind paying a few bucks more for gas.
01:01:07.000Just because we are more successful, just because we have more bounty, does not mean that we should be required to give it to the rest of the world.
01:01:14.000And so, I'm not a non-interventionist.
01:01:18.000I just don't believe that we should be in foreign conflicts unless it benefits us.
01:01:23.000And defending Taiwan is very important because if China gets control of Taiwan, boom, it's a skip and a hop and you look through the islands, Japan, and then of course they have this unholy alliance with North Korea.
01:01:31.000This is far more serious than Russia-Ukraine.
01:01:35.000That's why they don't want to be clear on it!
01:01:38.000Because of how much of a failure it's been with Russia-Ukraine.
01:01:43.000For crying out loud, how many billions of dollars, how many billions of dollars now with Ukraine?
01:01:58.000No, we've given so much money and so many people have made the point, like, we really don't have the money to give, guys.
01:02:03.000You're just printing money at this point and then wondering why inflation's happening.
01:02:08.000Seriously, asking those questions in the same sentence?
01:02:10.000It is absolutely this administration's policy to ask questions or make statements that contradict themselves or answer the question in the question.
01:02:18.000It's like, yeah, I just printed a bunch of money, but there's inflation.
01:04:48.000We should have never had anything to do with Ukraine and Russia.
01:04:50.000There's going to be foreign war fatigue.
01:04:52.000And like we always talked about, we should have kept our powder dry for Taiwan.
01:04:56.000And by the time it gets to something that actually affects us on a significant level, and someone who is a significant ally, Taiwan, who we've been dicking around for decades, by the way, and have not been clear.
01:05:16.000Holding the bag because this administration will only do what is politically expedient, not make the hard decisions.
01:05:21.000The hard decision should have been, sorry Ukraine, that's not our war.
01:05:26.000That would have been the hard decision.
01:05:28.000They said, oh, you know what, right now people feel bad, we need something to move on because COVID.
01:05:31.000Uh, Ukraine, people are not really happy about all this aid going over to the Ukraine, despite what the media tells you.
01:05:37.000Ukraine, sorry, I keep saying, I said the Ukraine, it's Ukraine now.
01:05:40.000There's going to be war fatigue when it comes to Taiwan and China, and that is an important one.
01:05:45.000That is one that I have said for a very long time the United States would need to be involved with if we want the world to remain as it is or to avoid World War III.
01:05:54.000But when you don't have principles, when you don't have any kind of a backbone, you cannot provide a consistent answer, you simply end up going whichever way the wind blows, and that's how you end up with this.