Louder with Crowder - January 18, 2022


Why Chaos in Liberal Cities Is a Warning to EVERYONE! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 18 minutes

Words per Minute

178.36209

Word Count

13,939

Sentence Count

1,439

Misogynist Sentences

49

Hate Speech Sentences

38


Summary

A wholesome street fair for kids and grown-ups! Enjoy the wholesome, street fair type of thing. Do the Stranger Walk, do the Stranger walk, I got the ball, I m the speedy disco, I ve the stranger walk, that s called a shut up zip.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm going to go to the beach.
00:00:42.000 Um... Kenneth.
00:00:46.000 Kenneth?
00:00:46.000 How old are you?
00:00:48.000 I'm... I'm this many.
00:00:50.000 Oh, wow.
00:00:51.000 Would you like some candy?
00:00:53.000 Yeah.
00:00:53.000 Good boy.
00:00:55.000 Bratstop.com Do the Stranger Walk
00:01:03.000 Do the Stranger Walk That's what I know
00:01:10.000 Do the Stranger Walk I got the ball
00:01:16.000 I'm the speedy disco Do the Stranger Walk
00:01:35.000 That's called a shut up zip.
00:01:37.000 Tocanellan, what's going on?
00:01:38.000 We just heard you- the first voice we hear on this show!
00:01:40.000 I don't- I don't think we're on YouTube.
00:01:42.000 You don't think we're on YouTube?
00:01:43.000 Oh no!
00:01:43.000 Well, okay, so this is just on Mug Club right now?
00:01:45.000 Well, we'll see.
00:01:46.000 So Mug Club, you understand the complications here is we love you, we're gonna be taking your chat, but YouTube's an asshole.
00:01:52.000 One giant.
00:01:53.000 Are we banned?
00:01:54.000 No, I don't think it's bad.
00:01:55.000 I don't think we're banned.
00:01:55.000 I think it's a technical difficulty.
00:01:57.000 All right, so we're going to pause this, and then we are going to start it from the top.
00:02:01.000 Sorry, Michael.
00:02:02.000 We'll be right back once we get the YouTube stuff working, and we'll re-intro and all that.
00:02:06.000 So enjoy the wholesome street fair again.
00:02:08.000 We'll be right back.
00:02:10.000 Welcome back.
00:02:16.000 so oh, i'm good at gotha, getting on the floor oh, i'm good at
00:02:59.000 gotha, getting on the floor oh, i'm good at gotha, getting on the floor oh, i'm good at gotha, getting on the floor
00:03:00.000 oh, i'm good at gotha, getting on the floor oh, i'm good at gotha, getting on the floor oh, i'm good at gotha, getting
00:03:13.000 on the floor oh, i'm good at gotha, getting on the floor when your life falls out of the window you'll begin to overthink
00:03:29.000 what is new?
00:03:31.000 good that your heart was formed so if you keep on thinking Back to mid-challenge
00:03:44.000 so i
00:04:06.000 And some more!
00:04:07.000 Oh, baby, you're a real man, and we can't live without you.
00:04:15.000 You're all I need, whether you're my professor or not.
00:04:21.000 You're making me feel so damn overbeating.
00:04:26.000 My dear, goodbye.
00:04:28.000 Your heart was formed, if you keep on dreaming. Your heart, ready your life of love. Where do you begin to turn? Oh,
00:04:45.000 find me there, I'm here.
00:04:48.000 Your heart was formed, if you keep on dreaming.
00:04:59.000 Perhaps the moon knows the secret of the new sound.
00:05:13.000 Open your mind.
00:05:14.000 So bright.
00:05:15.000 Pull on this.
00:05:17.000 So bright.
00:05:20.000 Open your mind.
00:05:26.000 Let us begin our quest to find it.
00:05:29.000 A new sound.
00:05:31.000 I've got new.
00:05:36.000 I've got price.
00:05:40.000 Everything I need.
00:05:44.000 I've got new.
00:05:45.000 Okay, let's have fun.
00:05:50.000 I've got new.
00:05:54.000 I see.
00:05:56.000 I've got new.
00:05:59.000 I've got new.
00:06:03.000 I see.
00:06:05.000 I see.
00:06:05.000 I've got new.
00:06:07.000 So bright.
00:06:10.000 Pull on this.
00:06:13.000 So bright.
00:06:15.000 So bright.
00:06:19.000 Pull on this.
00:06:21.000 So bright.
00:06:24.000 You can have my face.
00:06:26.000 I've got new.
00:06:30.000 So.
00:06:35.000 You must choose.
00:06:36.000 My name is Mr. Susan.
00:06:37.000 You must choose.
00:06:38.000 And now it is time for you to do the choosing.
00:06:40.000 I see, I see zoos I've got new
00:06:44.000 child You must choose
00:06:48.000 Bimbo, bimbo My name is Mr. Susan, you must choose
00:06:52.000 Now it is time for you to do the choosing I am Mr. Cable
00:06:56.000 I've got new You must choose
00:07:00.000 I've got I am Mr. Cable
00:07:04.000 I've got You must choose
00:07:08.000 You must choose I've got
00:07:12.000 Captain Cabinets, Captain Cabinets Can I get out? Will I get out?
00:07:16.000 Cos he will You're like a tingle dime, vince, vince, you're here
00:07:20.000 Tingle dime You're like a tingle dime
00:07:24.000 You're rocking up with vice You're like a tingle dime, vince, vince, you're here
00:07:28.000 Tingle dime You're like a tingle dime
00:07:32.000 You're rocking up with vice I did a rhyme
00:07:36.000 I see, I see zoos I've got new zoos
00:07:40.000 I see, I see zoos You, you're my name
00:07:44.000 I've got vice I see, I see zoos
00:07:48.000 I've got new zoos I see, I see zoos
00:07:52.000 I've got new, I've got new I see, I see zoos
00:07:56.000 I've got new zoos I see, I see zoos
00:08:00.000 You, you're my name I've got vice
00:08:04.000 I see, I see zoos I've got new zoos
00:08:08.000 I see, I see zoos I've got new
00:08:12.000 I'm not saying anything. Just enjoy the video.
00:08:14.000 If you like the video, please subscribe to my channel.
00:08:16.000 I'm not saying anything. Just enjoy the video.
00:08:29.000 Hey, young man, what's your name?
00:08:32.000 Um... Kenneth.
00:08:35.000 Kenneth?
00:08:36.000 How old are you?
00:08:38.000 I'm... I'm this many.
00:08:40.000 Oh, wow.
00:08:41.000 Would you like some candy?
00:08:43.000 Yeah.
00:08:43.000 Good boy.
00:08:44.000 DroneStop.com DroneStop.com
00:08:49.000 Music Playing...
00:09:03.000 Music Playing...
00:09:27.000 That's a double check.
00:09:28.000 Yeah.
00:09:29.000 Because we had some technical difficulties.
00:09:31.000 We were not streaming to YouTube, just on the Mug Club, so if you're on YouTube, you missed it.
00:09:35.000 Yeah, you're never gonna get that moment.
00:09:36.000 You're never gonna get that back.
00:09:38.000 It's the kind of gold that, I mean, I can't even, we can't even describe it.
00:09:41.000 That's the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life.
00:09:43.000 I just, it was great.
00:09:44.000 Well, don't spoil it.
00:09:46.000 Your life.
00:09:46.000 Yeah.
00:09:48.000 Glad to be with you.
00:09:49.000 It's a slow news day.
00:09:51.000 I say that when North Korea's firing off rockets, Israel just said the COVID booster isn't everything it's cracked up to be, New York is in a state of disrepair, but it's still relatively slow.
00:10:02.000 And a meteor is sadly missing us.
00:10:04.000 Yes.
00:10:05.000 No, you mean comet.
00:10:06.000 Whatever it is.
00:10:07.000 Meteor would only cause minimal damage.
00:10:08.000 We're praying for a comet.
00:10:10.000 Right.
00:10:10.000 Something large.
00:10:11.000 Planet collide.
00:10:12.000 I don't know what an asteroid is.
00:10:14.000 All I know is they're flat.
00:10:17.000 I know what a hemorrhoid is.
00:10:17.000 You get hit with a disc.
00:10:18.000 Not true at all.
00:10:20.000 Okay, it's more of a firmament.
00:10:21.000 So, we're going to be talking about a lot here today, but first, let me let you know, if ever we are not here on YouTube, this was not YouTube's fault today.
00:10:27.000 Full disclosure, we had technical difficulties here with the TriCaster, all this stuff.
00:10:31.000 Show is Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:10:32.000 Eastern.
00:10:33.000 You can tune in and watch us on Rumble.
00:10:35.000 You can tune in and watch us on Mug Club.
00:10:36.000 If we are not on YouTube, we will let you know.
00:10:39.000 But every now and then we get suspended.
00:10:41.000 Hit the notification bell still if you're there, because that's the best way to stay tuned.
00:10:45.000 And I do have a question, before I move on.
00:10:48.000 Which state do you guys believe is the most degenerate?
00:10:52.000 Of all the crappy states right now, which one?
00:10:54.000 You comment below.
00:10:55.000 That's a big screw you to the YouTube gods, by the way.
00:10:57.000 Yeah.
00:10:58.000 Is it the state they're in?
00:11:00.000 Yeah.
00:11:01.000 And are you in one of those states?
00:11:02.000 Our biggest audience shares are in California and New York.
00:11:05.000 Really?
00:11:05.000 Yeah.
00:11:06.000 People are looking for freedom.
00:11:08.000 Also, our audience has an uncharacteristically high suicide rate.
00:11:11.000 Ah, that's not good at all.
00:11:12.000 Very high.
00:11:13.000 Wow.
00:11:14.000 Really unreal.
00:11:15.000 Should we stop broadcasting?
00:11:18.000 Good work.
00:11:18.000 You guys keep it up.
00:11:20.000 Setting an example.
00:11:21.000 Well, the states, it's losing population.
00:11:23.000 So, you know, a couple more of you, you know.
00:11:26.000 No!
00:11:26.000 Look, take one for the team.
00:11:27.000 We need some more electoral votes.
00:11:28.000 Oh my gosh.
00:11:29.000 Get yourself a plane.
00:11:30.000 So before we move on, we'll be talking about the states.
00:11:32.000 We'll be talking about Wisconsin right now.
00:11:34.000 Ballot boxes.
00:11:34.000 Guess what?
00:11:35.000 That's no longer a thing.
00:11:36.000 Not going to be allowed.
00:11:36.000 No!
00:11:37.000 We're going to be talking about the booster.
00:11:38.000 And I know, look, one thing, too, is I know there's been a lot of defeatism out there.
00:11:42.000 So the theme here today is really What does not quitting look like?
00:11:48.000 Because sometimes people say, oh, I never quit.
00:11:50.000 Look, you don't just continue doing something for the rest of your life.
00:11:52.000 Did Michael Jordan quit?
00:11:54.000 No, of course not.
00:11:54.000 Did Wayne Gretzky quit?
00:11:55.000 No, of course not.
00:11:56.000 When Winston Churchill was ousted because he didn't want socialized health care, does that mean that he quit?
00:12:00.000 No, of course not.
00:12:01.000 But we do need to define what it means to not quit.
00:12:05.000 Some of it's hopefully positive for you, but some of it is a little bit, might be a blast of cold water to the face.
00:12:11.000 Not everyone who Failed to quit.
00:12:14.000 Everyone who continued is successful.
00:12:15.000 However, there is nobody who's ever been successful.
00:12:17.000 There's never been a country that's ever been successful without the quality of never quitting.
00:12:23.000 Yeah.
00:12:23.000 So it's a requirement, but it's not a guarantee.
00:12:26.000 And we're going to go through what that looks like, just like we did yesterday.
00:12:29.000 You're lying in the sand.
00:12:30.000 We were talking about the vaccination mandates.
00:12:32.000 We were talking about the recent polls.
00:12:33.000 This is a time in our country, even though it's a slow news day, there'll be a lot of penis jokes.
00:12:38.000 Is that because— I get that people feel defeated.
00:12:40.000 I get that people out there think, what can we do?
00:12:42.000 There's a lot we can do.
00:12:43.000 And there's a huge silver lining right now in this country.
00:12:45.000 Before we move on, Gerald A. Gerald C. was deflated.
00:12:48.000 How are you?
00:12:49.000 I am well.
00:12:50.000 Don't ever bring that person up again.
00:12:51.000 We have an agreement.
00:12:52.000 Never met him.
00:12:54.000 Z. Never met Z. Never met Z. You have no idea who's using him.
00:12:56.000 But I'm glad that you're doing well.
00:12:58.000 How are you, though?
00:12:59.000 Uh, you know.
00:13:00.000 Perseverance?
00:13:01.000 Yes.
00:13:01.000 Perseverance.
00:13:02.000 Grit, I've heard some people refer to it.
00:13:04.000 Intestinal fortitude.
00:13:05.000 True grit, which is where Jeff Bridges is the exact same character he's done for the last 19 years, and we've all acted like he deserves an Academy Award.
00:13:10.000 I celebrate all of them.
00:13:11.000 His entire catalog.
00:13:12.000 Hey, Jeff Bridges, we need you to play a cowboy.
00:13:14.000 You need me to play a cowboy?
00:13:17.000 Hey Jeff Gillis, we need you to play a country music singer.
00:13:21.000 Hey, we need you to play a college basketball coach.
00:13:23.000 Hey, come on, blue trip!
00:13:25.000 We need you to play the dude where you talk to a cowboy.
00:13:29.000 Oh, listen, cowboy, I don't know who you think you are, but I'm not a cowboy.
00:13:32.000 Look at your cowboy!
00:13:34.000 I was in White Squall!
00:13:35.000 Or was it my brother?
00:13:36.000 I don't know.
00:13:37.000 We have.
00:13:38.000 You just heard him.
00:13:39.000 He is here right now, and he's going to be doing a Mission of Love fundraiser this Friday in Mount Clemens, Michigan.
00:13:45.000 Dave Landau, how are you, sir?
00:13:47.000 Ahoy!
00:13:47.000 I'm good, man.
00:13:48.000 Can't complain.
00:13:49.000 Now, does any of that fundraiser... you still take a fee?
00:13:51.000 I take none.
00:13:52.000 None?
00:13:52.000 I give 100% back.
00:13:53.000 That's awesome.
00:13:53.000 Well, that's silly.
00:13:56.000 It's because, let's be clear, I'm a great person.
00:13:58.000 Those St.
00:13:59.000 Jude's charlatans worked you.
00:14:01.000 Yes, they did.
00:14:01.000 They worked me over good.
00:14:02.000 Yes, they did.
00:14:04.000 They beat me about my face.
00:14:05.000 Oh, Dave's coming here.
00:14:06.000 He has a gill complex.
00:14:07.000 Better get the clippers.
00:14:08.000 Please, Dave!
00:14:09.000 They're like, do you want this money?
00:14:11.000 And they have a bald kid try to hand it to me.
00:14:13.000 I'm like, this is really not a nice guy.
00:14:16.000 Almost as bad as when they had Ricky Gervais do the Jerry Lewis telethon.
00:14:20.000 On Next Presente looks like Charlie Brown.
00:14:22.000 I don't care!
00:14:23.000 It was much worse to have Jerry Lewis do the Jerry Lewis telethon.
00:14:28.000 All right, before we move on to everything else, like I said, there's a silver lining, but there still is some reason for despair.
00:14:35.000 Our army.
00:14:38.000 Army of one.
00:14:39.000 No.
00:14:39.000 Well, that's really, that's the Canadian Army slogan.
00:14:45.000 Our soldiers showcase their beautiful and brave ability to fend off foreign threats.
00:14:50.000 the ladies of our army on TikTok.
00:15:05.000 By the way, go back and play that.
00:15:06.000 I love the white chick in the middle who's clearly dancing to her own rhythm.
00:15:10.000 She doesn't even know this song.
00:15:11.000 Let's play this again.
00:15:12.000 This is the most offensive part.
00:15:13.000 Right in the middle.
00:15:16.000 Right in the middle.
00:15:17.000 Now watch.
00:15:17.000 When they all do her spin, I think she goes the wrong way.
00:15:21.000 Well, hold on, here she comes.
00:15:24.000 But in her defense, she might have joined the army to be in the army.
00:15:27.000 She might have, yeah.
00:15:28.000 And they're like, we gotta go to a TikTok dance video.
00:15:30.000 And it's like, I'm sorry, what?
00:15:31.000 Are we killing people there?
00:15:32.000 Is that code?
00:15:33.000 What they do is they send them in first.
00:15:36.000 Yes.
00:15:37.000 They're really more throw them in first.
00:15:39.000 You waste your ammunition?
00:15:41.000 Yeah, you make sure they get all their bullets out and then we go in and send in the real soldiers.
00:15:45.000 Yes.
00:15:45.000 It's like, hey, are we okay to do tick-tocking here in the barracks?
00:15:48.000 Yeah, sure, you guys can do that.
00:15:49.000 Why?
00:15:49.000 Because we need human trenches too.
00:15:50.000 This is the pawn division.
00:15:52.000 Yes, exactly.
00:15:53.000 You go first.
00:15:54.000 I mean, look, they're not even good at dancing.
00:15:58.000 Which is concerning.
00:15:59.000 Yeah.
00:16:00.000 Because, you know, that's a sign of coordination.
00:16:02.000 It is.
00:16:02.000 Being in concert.
00:16:03.000 You should be able to do that as one.
00:16:04.000 Teamwork.
00:16:06.000 So I could see how it would translate, sort of like ballroom dancing, some wrestlers would take it, or judo guys would take it, because it sort of translates to footwork, or boxers would do it.
00:16:13.000 Yeah.
00:16:14.000 So I get it, but they're not even good at it, which, um... It is ballsy of the government to think that nine women will agree on something.
00:16:22.000 That is true, yes.
00:16:23.000 And their cycles will align.
00:16:26.000 Yes, only if they take the bait.
00:16:28.000 They will attract bears?
00:16:29.000 Yes, they will attract bears.
00:16:30.000 That's what we're hoping for.
00:16:31.000 Free bear soldiers.
00:16:32.000 So if they get into a conflict with, let's say, I don't know, a potential threat, China, and it's settled by a dance-off, we're still screwed.
00:16:43.000 I guess I'll look Chinese.
00:16:48.000 That's hard to tell with the goggles.
00:16:58.000 They would have them doing that, but their sisters were killed at birth.
00:17:01.000 Yes.
00:17:02.000 Well, listen, they don't have enough.
00:17:04.000 Even more impressive though, Kevin told us that's high altitude training.
00:17:07.000 1700 feet.
00:17:08.000 17,000.
00:17:08.000 17,000 feet.
00:17:08.000 Can you imagine?
00:17:12.000 Our fat pride activist at 17,000.
00:17:14.000 You have Lizzo up there carrying her CPAP.
00:17:17.000 Iron lung.
00:17:20.000 Your body starts trying to kill you, which is Lizzo at sea level.
00:17:24.000 So we're always worried about chemical warfare and now we're just having dance-offs?
00:17:28.000 Yes, exactly.
00:17:30.000 That's the better way to solve it.
00:17:31.000 It's really not that bad of an idea.
00:17:33.000 It's the bring it on way.
00:17:34.000 No, no, no.
00:17:35.000 No more need chemical.
00:17:37.000 Watch Step Up 4.
00:17:37.000 No need chemical.
00:17:39.000 What you do?
00:17:39.000 American military.
00:17:40.000 No need chemical.
00:17:41.000 Sing the rash dance.
00:17:43.000 Yeah, you're brave and beautiful.
00:17:45.000 Get fat!
00:17:46.000 Get fat, come fight!
00:17:49.000 Yeah, they sent us TikTok just to get us all not paying attention.
00:17:52.000 Yes, exactly.
00:17:53.000 They're like, now we're gonna learn, Compton team.
00:17:55.000 Yes!
00:17:56.000 Where the one white guy goes down and all the black people are like, well, I don't like him, but he's got game, so I respect him.
00:18:01.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:18:02.000 Let's put him in a public school, let him be the teacher.
00:18:07.000 Why not?
00:18:07.000 By the way, before we go on to Israel, they're wising up here a little bit as it relates to COVID.
00:18:12.000 Yesterday, this is news, ex-FBI agent Vince Pancocchi made new discoveries regarding the famous betrayer of Anne Frank who handed her over to the Nazis.
00:18:21.000 So up until recently the betrayer in question was suspected to be George Soros until only recently when it was confirmed to be George Soros.
00:18:31.000 It might have been him.
00:18:32.000 I thought it was the electric guitar they got her.
00:18:38.000 She played Hendrix.
00:18:38.000 I suspect her fiercely competitive, also journaling, uh, attic roommate.
00:18:44.000 Just stomping.
00:18:51.000 We're up here!
00:18:51.000 Up here!
00:18:52.000 There's her journal!
00:18:54.000 There's her journal!
00:18:55.000 It's not even grammatically correct!
00:18:56.000 By the way, here's mine, Penguin Publishing House!
00:18:59.000 Look, let me get to chapter 14 first.
00:19:03.000 Dip my finger in the porridge.
00:19:04.000 Yeah, she doesn't have a monopoly on that.
00:19:06.000 I did that too.
00:19:09.000 The Diary of Sandra Frank?
00:19:11.000 Yes, the Diary of Sandra Frank!
00:19:14.000 Outlaw?
00:19:15.000 That's stage name.
00:19:15.000 It was Sandra Frankenmuth, but I figured... It's a little piggyback.
00:19:20.000 It's a little piggyback.
00:19:21.000 It is surprising how they hid that well in an attic.
00:19:25.000 Yeah.
00:19:25.000 Like, I figure if a Nazi went in anywhere, they're like, look, there's only a couple places we can look.
00:19:29.000 Yes, exactly.
00:19:30.000 The fact that they would just leave places without checking is strange.
00:19:33.000 And the Jews thought they had magical powers, like, How did you know?
00:19:36.000 It's like when I was outside and I saw three stories.
00:19:42.000 They're not stupid.
00:19:43.000 They're Aryans.
00:19:44.000 That's kind of the whole thing.
00:19:46.000 We saw the flashlights.
00:19:47.000 Yes, we saw the flashlights.
00:19:50.000 Disco ball.
00:19:51.000 It was ill-advised.
00:19:54.000 So Israel, a new study has found that, and this is not me saying this, that the fourth COVID shot, the booster, is only partially effective and not effective enough for them to really consider it as part of a national strategy against Omicron.
00:20:11.000 But don't take my word for it.
00:20:13.000 Listen to the Jews!
00:20:14.000 Moving on, Israel was one of the first countries to offer a fourth dose of the COVID-19 vaccine to people, or a second booster.
00:20:20.000 And now, a latest Israeli study has revealed that the fourth dose of the Pfizer and Moderna vaccine against COVID-19 is only partially effective against the latest Omicron variant of the virus.
00:20:31.000 and declaring the preliminary results of the hospital's findings sustained.
00:20:33.000 That's about doing it to anything.
00:20:34.000 It said, and I quote, the trials have shown that the vaccines are safe
00:20:38.000 and have shown to produce substantial antibodies.
00:20:41.000 It further said, and I quote again, the vaccines are only partially effective
00:20:44.000 in defending against the Omicron variant.
00:20:46.000 Reiterating on the findings...
00:20:49.000 I am a voice that Jews can trust.
00:20:51.000 Yes!
00:20:52.000 Who has been leading the study has said that there has been an increase in antibodies after
00:20:57.000 administering a fourth dose, but it only offers a partial defense against the Omicron variant.
00:21:02.000 And here to convince you is Donald Sutherland in a mask.
00:21:06.000 Our country of guinea pigs.
00:21:08.000 Yes, exactly.
00:21:09.000 Reporting back to us.
00:21:10.000 Yes.
00:21:11.000 They just said, like, it's not effective, but let me inject it into your arm.
00:21:15.000 Yeah, I love how they led that off with, like, it increases your antibodies and it's safe.
00:21:19.000 And then she paused.
00:21:20.000 I love the pause.
00:21:21.000 And she's like, yes, but it doesn't offer a lot of protection.
00:21:23.000 It's only partially effective.
00:21:25.000 Also, in other news, condoms do nothing.
00:21:28.000 Yes, but wears them.
00:21:30.000 Yes.
00:21:31.000 There are pork holes in them.
00:21:32.000 They work better.
00:21:33.000 Yes, but that's because you were all buying Trojans and you're a little ambitious.
00:21:37.000 So this is actually what the British Medical Journal tweeted out. Just to be clear, all
00:21:42.000 sources references available at lateralcoder.com. You can click the link in the description below.
00:21:45.000 If you're on YouTube, giving repeated booster doses of existing COVID-19 vaccines in developed
00:21:50.000 countries is not a sustainable global strategy, says the WHO. Instead, the focus should shift
00:21:57.000 toward producing new vaccines that work better against transmission of emerging variants. And
00:22:03.000 it should be noted that when I said better, I mispronounced work. Yes.
00:22:10.000 Produce new vaccines that work.
00:22:12.000 You got stopped right there.
00:22:13.000 You're saving tons of letters.
00:22:14.000 For crying out loud.
00:22:16.000 Think about this.
00:22:16.000 And you know what?
00:22:17.000 When we started, we said, how many boosters?
00:22:19.000 Yeah.
00:22:19.000 How many boosters is enough?
00:22:20.000 Jokingly.
00:22:20.000 We said, like, what is it?
00:22:21.000 Four?
00:22:22.000 Five?
00:22:22.000 Ha ha.
00:22:22.000 Like, they're never going to get to that.
00:22:24.000 They'll go, oh yeah, you're doing a slippery slope.
00:22:25.000 Logical fallacy.
00:22:26.000 Okay.
00:22:26.000 I went to college too.
00:22:27.000 I get that.
00:22:28.000 Let's go through the intellectual fallacies.
00:22:29.000 It's not a slippery slope if you're slipping down a slope!
00:22:34.000 You're talking about the dance-off again?
00:22:36.000 Yeah, well.
00:22:37.000 Well, they're at altitude.
00:22:38.000 It's icy.
00:22:38.000 Whee!
00:22:41.000 Five shots.
00:22:42.000 Five shots.
00:22:42.000 Is that the magic number?
00:22:43.000 Four shots.
00:22:44.000 Five shots.
00:22:45.000 Six shots.
00:22:45.000 How many variants?
00:22:46.000 We don't know.
00:22:47.000 And I get it now.
00:22:48.000 They've shifted to say, well, it's more like a flu shot because there are variants.
00:22:51.000 Yeah, but that's not what you said.
00:22:53.000 You didn't say flu shot.
00:22:54.000 You said vaccine.
00:22:56.000 Can you take any responsibility?
00:22:58.000 Can the left today take any responsibility just for bad messaging?
00:23:02.000 Can we, are we going to change the rules now to where if you're unvaccinated we treat you like if you don't have a flu shot?
00:23:08.000 Which is like, nothing?
00:23:10.000 I think the only people that have to deal with that are maybe nurses that are in contact with patients that have a flu shot a lot of times.
00:23:16.000 Can we go back to the world being not flu shot and flu shot?
00:23:19.000 I agree with the British Medical Journal and the WHO in that we should treat the unvaccinated exactly the same as people who've had four boosters.
00:23:27.000 That's true because that's how they said yeah just this is like oh it's only but shouldn't be a part of a strategy because it's only partially effective uh and by partially we mean not um so yeah treat them the same you know are we done now is that argument done can we can we unite as everyone wants to say let's find common ground really let's find common ground yeah but by the way uh third fourth booster can't be a part of a national strategy because it doesn't really work and if you don't take it we're going to take away your kids and put you in a quarantine camp 50 of democrats that's what they support think about How about that for a second?
00:23:53.000 Where are you going to find common ground with that?
00:23:55.000 I think we can find common ground with this.
00:23:57.000 Hey, certain people want to be vaccinated.
00:23:59.000 Certain people should get vaccinated.
00:24:01.000 Some people don't want to be vaccinated.
00:24:03.000 That's it.
00:24:04.000 Conversation done.
00:24:05.000 We leave you the choice.
00:24:06.000 That's where you find common... You can only find common ground where freedom exists.
00:24:10.000 You can't find common ground with totalitarianism.
00:24:13.000 It's that simple.
00:24:14.000 This false illusion where people say, oh, we're so divided now.
00:24:18.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:19.000 We're not so divided now.
00:24:21.000 You have divided yourself from the United States of America by supporting mandatory experimental mRNA technology being injected into every citizen lest they lose their rights.
00:24:32.000 You decided to part from the pack.
00:24:35.000 Exactly.
00:24:36.000 Our position hasn't changed.
00:24:37.000 Our position is what the founders wanted for us.
00:24:39.000 It was the freedom to govern ourselves and to not be ruled by a king or a monarchy at the time.
00:24:46.000 We don't want to tell you what to do.
00:24:49.000 We want you to have more of your money to spend.
00:24:50.000 We want to have more freedom.
00:24:51.000 We want you to be able to protect yourself and say whatever the hell you want to say and not be banned for it on anything.
00:24:56.000 You're the one making rules.
00:24:57.000 Hey, by the way, before I can already see the retort, you know, you want to tell me what I can do in my bedroom, I don't care if you have a ball gag and a MLK Jr.
00:25:05.000 orgy.
00:25:05.000 Couldn't care less.
00:25:06.000 If you're talking about abortion, I just have a problem when it involves killing somebody else.
00:25:09.000 It's so remarkably consistent.
00:25:12.000 It is.
00:25:12.000 I don't care what car you drive.
00:25:13.000 That's gotta be weird to get pried in from an orgy, though.
00:25:16.000 It's like, oh, I gotta go talk to nine guys.
00:25:17.000 Well, from what I understand is, if they didn't enjoy it, they can't conceive.
00:25:21.000 Oh, is that true?
00:25:22.000 Yeah, that used to be the law.
00:25:23.000 It was Kentucky, I think.
00:25:26.000 What?
00:25:26.000 I don't think Kentucky had anything to do with it.
00:25:27.000 No, I don't think Kentucky had any rape laws.
00:25:29.000 They were like, you mean the sex regular?
00:25:32.000 They were like, as long as you're at least kinda, sorta, not cousins.
00:25:35.000 Okay, you can be cousins.
00:25:36.000 Okay, you can be cousins.
00:25:38.000 It's fine.
00:25:38.000 Third cousins, look!
00:25:40.000 Just don't do your sister.
00:25:41.000 It's not a law, it's just generally frowned upon.
00:25:45.000 Yes.
00:25:46.000 I think my opinion on it is once you have four boosters and you say the unvaccinated are harming the vaccinated, you failed.
00:25:55.000 Just my opinion.
00:25:56.000 I thought it was an A booster.
00:25:58.000 I kind of thought was a failure based on their thing like hey two shots and you're good to go now all of you that have passes right now to be able to you know live life and work and provide for your family you got to get a booster because those passes aren't going well now you got to get another booster because those passes but but now we've got to get another booster because those it's a bad printing here's my document that you took medicine that doesn't work yes please this is a silly term too people always talk about performance enhancing drugs uh every drug that a doctor gives you should be performance enhancing or They should be disbarred from malpractice.
00:26:28.000 That's what medicine is supposed to be.
00:26:30.000 Genuinely, look, I want you, and again, this helps with the YouTube algorithm, but the beauty is we get to have these conversations here in the comment section before YouTube bans them since they've gotten rid of the dislike button.
00:26:39.000 Comment below, people out there who have been vaccinated.
00:26:42.000 Okay, if now the WHO...
00:26:44.000 The British Medical Journal says, okay, the fourth is, it's not a strategy.
00:26:47.000 Right.
00:26:48.000 For those of you who said, look, I'll go along with this because I want to do what's best, and I actually appreciate the idea of wanting to help your community.
00:26:54.000 Yeah.
00:26:55.000 What's the number?
00:26:56.000 How many?
00:26:57.000 Now we're at four?
00:26:57.000 That's not enough.
00:26:58.000 At what point do you say, all right, this is a failed experiment?
00:27:01.000 Is it five?
00:27:02.000 Is it six?
00:27:03.000 Is it seven?
00:27:04.000 Or, and I would wager that this is the case, for the people who've gotten Double vaccine, obviously the first two doses and a booster.
00:27:10.000 There's no number that's too much.
00:27:11.000 They would be glad to take it for the rest of their lives and create a second-class citizenry of people who didn't get it at all.
00:27:17.000 I just think that's most of these people because otherwise it's absurd.
00:27:20.000 Four shots?
00:27:21.000 No.
00:27:21.000 Don't work.
00:27:22.000 Name another situation where we would be okay with something like this, right?
00:27:24.000 You take your car to a shop and it's like, ah, I think it's this problem.
00:27:27.000 It's gonna take us two weeks to fix it.
00:27:28.000 You get it back, ah, it wasn't this.
00:27:30.000 Ah, well now we think it's this, it wasn't this.
00:27:32.000 And you just keep paying every time?
00:27:33.000 No, that's not how this works.
00:27:34.000 You go in and a guy's like, hey, here's your problem.
00:27:36.000 You have a flat tire.
00:27:38.000 Oh, we didn't fix the flat tire, but you're going to have to pay again for us to try to.
00:27:41.000 Well, the antibiotics didn't even make money!
00:27:43.000 I didn't say get rid of all the crabs!
00:27:45.000 Well, even if it's free, it's this massive inconvenience of something.
00:27:48.000 Well, it's not even free, though!
00:27:49.000 It's taxpayer dollars, so they're still getting paid!
00:27:52.000 Oh, I know, yeah.
00:27:53.000 You know, at the moment.
00:27:55.000 I say for you, though, even if it's what is out of your pocket.
00:27:57.000 I don't want to get in.
00:27:58.000 No, you're right, because you're paying through your taxes, which we'll get to with California.
00:28:01.000 They want to double taxes.
00:28:02.000 We'll get to that in a second.
00:28:03.000 I think a vaccine should be a lot like food.
00:28:07.000 Three times a day.
00:28:08.000 Three boosts.
00:28:10.000 If you're fasting, okay, fine.
00:28:12.000 You can take your three shots in a four-hour window.
00:28:14.000 Intermittent shots.
00:28:15.000 Intermittent mRNA technology.
00:28:19.000 Intermittent boosting.
00:28:20.000 You know, people talk about a race to the bottom.
00:28:22.000 I mean, there's Okay, so while we're talking about the race to the bottom, as we all know, the 2020 election, just to be clear, was the safest, most secure election ever in history.
00:28:34.000 I don't know why there's laughter.
00:28:35.000 It goes in order of wonderful creations and execution.
00:28:39.000 It goes Adam and Eve, Great Wall of China, and the 2020 election.
00:28:44.000 Yep, that's fair.
00:28:46.000 It's the Garden of Eden of elections.
00:28:48.000 Don't say 9-11 of elections!
00:28:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:53.000 Yesterday, a Wisconsin judge, Michael Boren, ruled that absentee drop boxes are illegal.
00:28:59.000 Really?
00:29:00.000 Wow, yeah.
00:29:01.000 Do you have the quote here from Judge Boren?
00:29:04.000 It's all good and nice, but there's no authority to do it.
00:29:08.000 Yeah, he said that the guidance should have gone through the state legislature, not the elections commission, so almost exactly like what happened in Pennsylvania.
00:29:14.000 And I know, remember, you guys have been gaslit where there was nothing that happened, there could have been no foul play, the issue was in Pennsylvania that conservatives argued, it went against the state constitution, which by the way was not even refuted, they just said, well the point is moot.
00:29:25.000 Now in Wisconsin when they have Time to do something about it before the next election.
00:29:29.000 They're saying, yeah, it can't be done this way.
00:29:31.000 Right.
00:29:32.000 And this isn't the first, like, we have legislatures for this reason.
00:29:35.000 You pass laws and then you say, here's how we are going to do things.
00:29:35.000 Right.
00:29:38.000 You don't let courts say, well, we're just going to change it and go around our constitution.
00:29:42.000 Right.
00:29:42.000 The state constitution.
00:29:43.000 Now, keep in mind, in 2020, more than 500 Dropboxes were used in Wisconsin.
00:29:46.000 Really?
00:29:47.000 Is that a lot?
00:29:47.000 It's almost like you can't put that non-voter fraud back in the bottle.
00:29:51.000 Was it like a shoebox on a park bench?
00:29:53.000 Could have been.
00:29:54.000 It was.
00:29:55.000 Technically, if you read the article for this, that's the example that was used.
00:29:58.000 He said, by the laws, they're so broad, I could put a shoebox on a park bench.
00:30:02.000 One of them was just Dave sitting on a bench with a popcorn bucket.
00:30:04.000 It was.
00:30:05.000 People just kept dropping stuff in it.
00:30:06.000 They're like, stop!
00:30:08.000 I'm eating!
00:30:09.000 Well, you got free popcorn if you voted.
00:30:11.000 Yes.
00:30:12.000 Now let me just give you some examples.
00:30:13.000 We're not talking about 2020 and that the ghost of Chavez came back and rigged the machines unless the MyPillow came in to fix it.
00:30:22.000 But what we can point to in 2021, Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffsenberger confirmed an investigation into Fulton County for allegedly violating ballot drop box form rules.
00:30:31.000 Let me read it.
00:30:32.000 New revelations that Fulton County is unable to produce all ballot drop box transfer documents will be investigated thoroughly as we have with other counties that failed to follow Georgia rules and regulations regarding drop boxes.
00:30:42.000 This cannot continue.
00:30:44.000 In 2019, there was the North Carolina 9th District election that was held, and due to abnormalities in the absentee voting totals, they had to make some changes.
00:30:54.000 They had to do a new election.
00:30:55.000 Yes.
00:30:56.000 A brand new one.
00:30:57.000 I was trying to soften it to not get banned, but yes.
00:30:59.000 Well, that's what they had to do.
00:31:00.000 Yes, it is.
00:31:01.000 I mean, that's facts.
00:31:02.000 I know that's what usually gets us banned, and it's usually coming from me, so maybe I should shut up.
00:31:05.000 I wanted to continue.
00:31:06.000 Tradition is important to Western civilization.
00:31:08.000 It really is.
00:31:09.000 It was all legitimate.
00:31:10.000 California presidential election, the primary, more than 100,000 mail-in ballots were rejected.
00:31:15.000 Six weeks after a June 2020 election in New York, two congressional seats still hadn't been decided because of the mail-ins.
00:31:20.000 About 50,000 Ohio voters received the wrong absentee ballots in October 2020.
00:31:25.000 The point is this, you don't have to believe in some grand conspiracy to understand the reason that other countries laugh at our lax absentee voting laws.
00:31:34.000 Yeah.
00:31:35.000 Countries that are far more liberal because there are problems with it.
00:31:38.000 You don't even have to get down the trail to voter fraud.
00:31:40.000 There are already documented cases to the tunes of millions of votes that were problems just because of human error.
00:31:47.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:31:48.000 And people not being able to fill out their ballots, the mail not getting the ballots to them on time.
00:31:52.000 Have you ever lost anything in the mail?
00:31:53.000 I know they're 100%.
00:31:54.000 They're on time.
00:31:55.000 and they will never lose one of your packages ever, right?
00:31:58.000 That's the worst way to do it.
00:32:00.000 We had data on that until 2020.
00:32:02.000 People were like, oh yeah, let's just do mail-in ballots and let's do Dropboxes
00:32:04.000 because we can totally trust what happens there.
00:32:06.000 For crying out loud, I had to get a ring doorbell because of porch thieves
00:32:10.000 who were stealing my Amazon Prime shower curtains.
00:32:13.000 Well, why were you...
00:32:14.000 What do you think is going to happen when they see the ballots?
00:32:16.000 They were gold curtains, Steven.
00:32:18.000 Everything they took from me, they bring back.
00:32:20.000 Really?
00:32:20.000 Trust me.
00:32:21.000 They don't want it.
00:32:23.000 You're one of the lucky ones.
00:32:24.000 I'm like, yeah, go ahead, take that.
00:32:25.000 Wait till you open the box.
00:32:26.000 Yeah.
00:32:26.000 Dave, it's...
00:32:28.000 Snakes?!
00:32:30.000 I thought about doing that, just putting poisonous snakes in a box and just being like, here you go.
00:32:34.000 That would be... Enjoy, just open up a cobra.
00:32:36.000 Yeah, interesting.
00:32:38.000 But the guy thwarts you because he has an oboe?
00:32:39.000 Boo!
00:32:44.000 Is that what they use, the oboe with the Cobra?
00:32:48.000 Can someone comment and let me know?
00:32:49.000 What's the instrument they use?
00:32:50.000 Is it the oboe?
00:32:51.000 With the Cobra?
00:32:51.000 I don't know.
00:32:52.000 It sounds like it.
00:32:53.000 Why does it work?
00:32:54.000 Like, could you use a clarinet?
00:32:55.000 There's probably a guy who kept getting bit by his Cobra and was like, I gotta invent an instrument.
00:33:00.000 It was probably a family lineage that kept getting bitten by Cobras and they used the wrong ones like, Recorder?
00:33:05.000 No!
00:33:06.000 Get the drums!
00:33:06.000 It's not working!
00:33:07.000 Only making it better!
00:33:08.000 Oboe!
00:33:10.000 There we go.
00:33:11.000 Doodly-doo.
00:33:12.000 It's fine now.
00:33:14.000 Shouldn't Choysaws know this?
00:33:15.000 Friendly little cobra.
00:33:17.000 He should know this.
00:33:17.000 He's musically gifted.
00:33:19.000 Oh, the cobra don't like you.
00:33:23.000 I don't know how they figured that out.
00:33:24.000 I also don't know who figured out how the first person who ate a pineapple.
00:33:28.000 There must have been a lot of trial and error.
00:33:30.000 You know koalas have syphilis.
00:33:31.000 Who figured that out?
00:33:32.000 Really?
00:33:33.000 Yeah, probably a guy who was like, my pee burns.
00:33:35.000 That's why they wear the wigs.
00:33:35.000 Yes.
00:33:37.000 Some guy was trying to make an excuse.
00:33:38.000 No, actually, you know what, that's medical misinformation.
00:33:40.000 It was a guy making an excuse to his wife.
00:33:42.000 Like, ah, it's just that I was a... No, I was just, I was doing, studying koalas.
00:33:46.000 I wasn't at Jiggles.
00:33:47.000 No, I was just handling the koalas.
00:33:50.000 One of them spit in my mouth for extra money.
00:33:50.000 Yeah.
00:33:52.000 What's that, crabs?
00:33:54.000 Oh, sloth!
00:33:55.000 I was in a sloth exhibit!
00:33:56.000 Took a while.
00:33:59.000 Oh, these iguanas.
00:34:01.000 They all have herpes.
00:34:02.000 Yeah, for crying out loud.
00:34:03.000 You can't stop them from crawling up your bum, you know, everywhere.
00:34:05.000 I was at a grizzly bear bathhouse.
00:34:07.000 Yes.
00:34:08.000 That's how I got the hiv.
00:34:10.000 I didn't even know they had public restrooms for grizzly bears.
00:34:11.000 But, you know, Lick, what are you going to do?
00:34:13.000 It's the government.
00:34:15.000 They love salmon and AIDS.
00:34:16.000 Yeah, and that's what they do.
00:34:17.000 They spread it.
00:34:19.000 By the way, look, just real quick, Hong Kong is gonna kill 2,000 animals because of fears of COVID spread.
00:34:26.000 Are you serious?
00:34:26.000 That's what they're saying right now!
00:34:28.000 What kind of animals?
00:34:28.000 I have no idea, but probably the ones that we like that are cuddly.
00:34:32.000 Don't you love how they racistly bring on an Asian to discuss Hong Kong?
00:34:35.000 How racist?
00:34:35.000 They're just like, we can't have someone talk about this who isn't clearly Asian.
00:34:39.000 Somebody who might know somebody who eats dog.
00:34:41.000 Yes.
00:34:42.000 Preferably.
00:34:42.000 That's really what they just did.
00:34:44.000 Yeah.
00:34:44.000 Right now on CNN.
00:34:44.000 Let's see what they're saying right now.
00:34:45.000 Hold on on CNN before we get to the Hell Escape that is New York.
00:34:49.000 Yeah, there's such a variety of the way countries react to this.
00:34:52.000 Celina Wang, thanks so much.
00:34:53.000 She just breaks it right out.
00:34:54.000 I love how he just equivocates.
00:34:55.000 Yes!
00:34:55.000 He's just like, there's such a stark contrast.
00:34:58.000 Yeah, and one of them sucks.
00:35:00.000 Can you say which one, CNN?
00:35:02.000 Slaughtering 2,000 animals because of COVID transmission fears.
00:35:06.000 Yeah.
00:35:06.000 Make them wear masks.
00:35:07.000 Maybe that'll work.
00:35:08.000 They're not even telling us the animal, though.
00:35:10.000 That's weird.
00:35:10.000 No.
00:35:10.000 Horses.
00:35:10.000 Slaughtering 2,000 animals who've never had COVID, just like they never found the bat.
00:35:16.000 It's just like a koala guy.
00:35:18.000 No, COVID no, not lab, come from bat!
00:35:21.000 And koala!
00:35:25.000 Bat with COVID just like koala with syphilis, you know?
00:35:27.000 I don't have to explain again, already explained.
00:35:31.000 Cue the bat and koala!
00:35:34.000 So speaking of killing, New York is one of the worst states in the Union, so we're going to go through some states here, specifically New York and California, because it's very, very clear.
00:35:45.000 You know, we used to have cities that were examples of leftist utopias, like Detroit, like Chicago.
00:35:50.000 Now we have whole states.
00:35:52.000 And you can see, if the policies worked, well, New York and California would be paradise on earth.
00:35:58.000 So now we're going to go to New York first, which brings us to our new recurring segment, Empire State of Crime.
00:36:03.000 So over the weekend, a deranged man pushed an Asian woman in front of a Times Square subway.
00:36:23.000 Now, I know what you're thinking.
00:36:24.000 You're thinking, white supremacist?
00:36:28.000 Of course.
00:36:28.000 Watch the clip.
00:36:29.000 61-year-old Simon Marshall was far from quiet Saturday as he was hauled out of the Midtown South precinct.
00:36:43.000 Police say he's the man accused of fatally shoving a subway rider onto the tracks hours earlier at the Times Square MTA station.
00:36:51.000 Well, hold on a second.
00:36:52.000 Does a reporter really need to say accused when the man said, yeah, I did it because I'm God?
00:36:57.000 I think I gave that guy a dollar.
00:36:58.000 Yeah, well, I think we all did.
00:36:59.000 I mean, if God was one of us!
00:37:02.000 It's true.
00:37:02.000 Just a slob?
00:37:03.000 Just think about it, like a man who's accused... I did it!
00:37:06.000 I killed her!
00:37:06.000 Why?
00:37:07.000 Because I'm God!
00:37:07.000 And do you ever notice it's always that guy claiming he's God?
00:37:09.000 Yeah.
00:37:10.000 It's always someone claiming they're... It's never like Kevin, at the copier, sitting where he's sitting like, how'd you have a good weekend?
00:37:15.000 Yeah, I got hammered, and by the way, I'm Jesus.
00:37:17.000 No shit, really, you're Jesus Christ?
00:37:19.000 Yeah!
00:37:20.000 That's weird.
00:37:20.000 It's always that guy.
00:37:22.000 Could you put your pants back on?
00:37:23.000 Yeah, well, you know what?
00:37:25.000 I guess the son of man has to abide by society.
00:37:29.000 We were all naked to begin with, bro.
00:37:31.000 So the victim was 40-year-old Michelle Goe of Manhattan.
00:37:35.000 So sad.
00:37:36.000 She was a senior manager at Deloitte and a volunteer advocate for the homeless.
00:37:42.000 The killer was a 61-year-old homeless psychopath.
00:37:46.000 Now, here's something that matters, because this could happen at any point.
00:37:49.000 We've talked about cash bail, we've talked about the revolving door of criminals in New York, you've seen the rising crime rates, all references available at lightoffcredit.com.
00:37:55.000 This is a specific instance where the killer's sister had begged the hospital to keep him admitted, saying that she was afraid of what he would do when he was released.
00:38:05.000 Now, this crime was talked about initially, and then And of course, when we found out who committed the anti-Asian
00:38:11.000 hate crime, well the media for a little while was dead silent.
00:38:14.000 Kind of like with Waukesha, Boulder, Fort Worth, the Collierville Synagogue, you know,
00:38:17.000 the media just kind of moves on.
00:38:19.000 They do.
00:38:20.000 Moves on down the trail.
00:38:21.000 Don't forget the school shooting in Fort Worth.
00:38:24.000 Yeah.
00:38:25.000 No, I included that.
00:38:26.000 I'm just shocked it wasn't a Trump support.
00:38:28.000 I just want to keep putting it up.
00:38:30.000 S6 hair is the number one problem in this country.
00:38:32.000 Well, that's what I thought.
00:38:33.000 I heard an idiot say that.
00:38:34.000 When I heard New York City pushed in front of a subway, I thought, MAGA hat?
00:38:39.000 You gotta be.
00:38:41.000 Is that like a throwback tea party ever?
00:38:44.000 Gotta be.
00:38:44.000 No doubt a guy in a powdered wig covering his koala syphilis scars.
00:38:48.000 One of the founding fathers.
00:38:49.000 Dumping all the Asians into the harbor.
00:38:54.000 Crying out loud.
00:38:54.000 Now the media, of course, they're going to force this to try and fit their narrative that all violence in the U.S.
00:38:59.000 is largely white people, white supremacy.
00:39:01.000 And I have articles here from San Francisco Chronicle, Time, CNN, San Fran Chronicle writes, Studies show that white people drive anti-Asian hate, also men who claim to be God.
00:39:11.000 The Conversation writes, White supremacy is the root of all race-related violence in the U.S.
00:39:15.000 Time wrote, I'm tired of trying to educate white people about anti-Asian racism.
00:39:19.000 CNN wrote, white supremacy and hate are haunting Asian Americans.
00:39:23.000 This is all despite the fact that, what is the number, 28?
00:39:25.000 I think it's 28% of crimes against Asian victims are in fact committed by black Americans.
00:39:31.000 Oh, the highest of any.
00:39:32.000 Of any race.
00:39:33.000 Interracial crimes.
00:39:34.000 Just for context.
00:39:35.000 And also ironic that the San Francisco Chronicle would write about that because a 2008 San Francisco Police Department survey found 85% of all physical assault crimes in the Bay Area consisted of a black attacker on an Asian victim.
00:39:47.000 I'm sorry, Stephen, you meant to say white.
00:39:50.000 Yes.
00:39:50.000 Yeah.
00:39:51.000 This is all brand new because you know when you watch Manister Society that was made, you know, 30 years ago.
00:39:56.000 Yeah.
00:39:57.000 I feel sorry for your mother.
00:39:58.000 Yeah.
00:39:58.000 And then they shoot him and his wife.
00:40:01.000 Welcome to New York.
00:40:03.000 That one was Compton, but same.
00:40:04.000 We'll inspire you, you'll step in hobo poop.
00:40:08.000 That parody has to be made.
00:40:11.000 I actually wrote one.
00:40:13.000 What?
00:40:13.000 I wrote one, too.
00:40:13.000 I have a New York State of Mind.
00:40:14.000 We both wrote them.
00:40:15.000 You should have, like, a competing, like, dance-off.
00:40:17.000 No, yeah, I wrote one, and then you wrote one.
00:40:19.000 Then we should combine it to make it a superpower.
00:40:21.000 Yeah.
00:40:21.000 Ah.
00:40:22.000 Huh.
00:40:22.000 First I raised a hobo man, then I went on Subway, then I pushed an Asian lady right on the Subway.
00:40:27.000 Ha.
00:40:28.000 What?
00:40:29.000 You can't say Subway.
00:40:29.000 You read Subway with Subway?
00:40:30.000 Destiny's Child did it, so why can't I go?
00:40:33.000 Ha.
00:40:35.000 They rhyme down like that, with, down like that.
00:40:37.000 Yeah.
00:40:38.000 Ha.
00:40:40.000 Oh, what a marvelous talent.
00:40:42.000 Oh, wow.
00:40:42.000 Give him an award.
00:40:43.000 Best rapper alive.
00:40:46.000 Not for long.
00:40:47.000 Seriously.
00:40:47.000 No.
00:40:47.000 There's another rapper coming out.
00:40:49.000 I'm just saying more rappers are coming out.
00:40:51.000 He chose the wrong door.
00:40:52.000 Sitting on the sidewalk, body surrounded in chalk.
00:40:55.000 Yeah.
00:40:58.000 Why use a chalk though?
00:40:59.000 Why don't use a hobo?
00:41:01.000 Maybe use a sharpie?
00:41:02.000 Then I can get gnarky.
00:41:04.000 I don't even know what I'm rhyming.
00:41:05.000 I just say yeah, and then I rhyme ha with ha.
00:41:09.000 Yeah, ha.
00:41:10.000 Five million homeless pulling out saying rope this.
00:41:15.000 He's a guest appearance from Kanye.
00:41:19.000 Oh, he's masturbating on the train.
00:41:23.000 Which they do!
00:41:25.000 I live there, it's like, and nobody cares, you're just like, well we don't want to go to that side of the car, the man's pleasuring himself, we'll just be over here where Spider-Man's asking for change.
00:41:35.000 It's a hellhole.
00:41:38.000 Masturbating hobo, right on the subway, can't do it alone, gotta do it his way, ha!
00:41:45.000 This is a commercial for Burger King.
00:41:47.000 Have it your way!
00:41:48.000 Have it your way!
00:41:49.000 Can we ever find, like, when's the next time going to come out, like, hey, a mass murderer was pushed onto the subway tracks and killed.
00:41:55.000 It's like, oh, well, you know, that's not the right thing to do, but it kind of took out the trash a little bit.
00:41:58.000 That's like in Russia, where the guy, did you see the story?
00:42:01.000 We can bring this up.
00:42:02.000 I wasn't planning on talking about this, but in Russia, did you see?
00:42:04.000 No.
00:42:04.000 It was a pedophile, yeah, a pedophile in Russia.
00:42:09.000 Russia let him off.
00:42:10.000 So this pedophile, what happened is the guy who killed the pedophile, this guy killed a pedophile who was interested, I believe in his daughter.
00:42:18.000 And the pedophile, they ruled that it was a suicide with the pedophile digging his own grave and stabbing himself 38 times.
00:42:26.000 That was in Russia?
00:42:27.000 Yes!
00:42:28.000 I have a much better, like, view of Russia now!
00:42:31.000 Clearly, you can tell by where the cuts are.
00:42:33.000 The fact that they're all in his back.
00:42:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:42:37.000 He had great flexibility.
00:42:38.000 He had great flexibility.
00:42:39.000 Listen, we all know that pedophiles, when they kill themselves, dig own graves, stab themselves exclusively in back, and cut off balls.
00:42:46.000 This is standard pedophile suicide case.
00:42:49.000 My hands are tied!
00:42:50.000 He tied himself to tree and bled out through crotch.
00:42:52.000 Yes, exactly.
00:42:53.000 Shoved his balls in his mouth.
00:42:56.000 Very, very sick man.
00:42:57.000 Of course he gouge out eyes first with soldering iron.
00:42:59.000 Why you ask stupid question?
00:43:01.000 He sends friend's message.
00:43:02.000 Yes.
00:43:03.000 He sends friend message that, you know, that he likes children and then of course he had nipples sawed off.
00:43:09.000 And then he chopped off both hands.
00:43:11.000 Yes.
00:43:11.000 Sounds very difficult.
00:43:12.000 It is run-of-mill pedophile suicide.
00:43:15.000 I don't know what you want me to do about it.
00:43:20.000 Do we find that story?
00:43:21.000 You guys can bring it back up, I'm sure.
00:43:23.000 You don't need to search admission control.
00:43:24.000 Find that story.
00:43:25.000 It was a pedophile.
00:43:26.000 38 times.
00:43:26.000 I think that's the best judgment I've ever heard.
00:43:29.000 Yes, absolutely.
00:43:30.000 I mean, Russia gets something right.
00:43:32.000 Yeah, I think the judge actually stood up and applauded as he was leaving.
00:43:37.000 The guy just takes a bow, they all do a Russian dance.
00:43:39.000 Yeah, Gerard Butler was like, huh, that's pretty good.
00:43:42.000 I did something similar in the movie.
00:43:43.000 And now I present the comedic stylings from Yakov Smirnov.
00:43:47.000 In Russia, pedophile suicide you!
00:43:51.000 Thank you.
00:43:51.000 That does not even make sense.
00:43:53.000 Then again, I don't know.
00:43:54.000 I'm drunk.
00:43:55.000 Let's go to Branson.
00:43:58.000 Val is checking on California.
00:43:59.000 Again, sorry for people who live in California and people who live in New York.
00:44:02.000 I was just there.
00:44:03.000 Nice people.
00:44:04.000 Yes, wonderful people, but the state sucks.
00:44:06.000 Much like New York, California is also a hellhole, which brings us to what's new in the People's Republic of
00:44:11.000 California.
00:44:12.000 So we have a few trends to get to in California.
00:44:24.000 Here's one.
00:44:25.000 I don't know if you know this, a new trend.
00:44:27.000 It's sort of more of a throwback.
00:44:28.000 It's a throwback Thursday.
00:44:30.000 Cargo trains being robbed.
00:44:32.000 Oh, really?
00:44:33.000 Yeah, this is the latest trend because when you run out of stuff to steal in Walgreens.
00:44:38.000 With cargo trains, it's only $900 of merchandise per cart.
00:44:43.000 Ah, I was about to say, like, is the threshold slightly different?
00:44:45.000 Yeah, and there are a lot of Well, because it's moving through municipalities, like per municipality.
00:44:51.000 Okay, yeah.
00:44:52.000 So, actually, they ran out of stuff to steal at Walgreens, and now this is the trend in California.
00:44:56.000 Don't take my word for it.
00:44:58.000 It's like a scene out of a disaster movie.
00:45:00.000 Thousands of boxes littering the Union Pacific train tracks in downtown LA.
00:45:05.000 You deserve this, California.
00:45:06.000 But unlike in Hollywood, these aren't props.
00:45:08.000 They're packages belonging to people from all over the country.
00:45:12.000 Retailers like Amazon and REI.
00:45:15.000 Thieves have been raiding the cargo containers on the trains that stop here to unload for months, leaving behind shredded boxes and things they don't want, like home COVID tests.
00:45:26.000 What?
00:45:27.000 They don't want the home COVID test?
00:45:28.000 Is that why there's a shortage?
00:45:30.000 They're throwing out the COVID test.
00:45:33.000 Robert Ford is the one doing it.
00:45:34.000 He's like, already had it, so... Trains!
00:45:39.000 I love it.
00:45:40.000 Yeah.
00:45:40.000 You should see what they did to the two guys who just had that seesaw.
00:45:43.000 Come faster!
00:45:44.000 Let's get it.
00:45:47.000 I love how that one train comes up and he's like, nope.
00:45:52.000 Can you imagine the conductor who's just like, oh, windows up.
00:45:58.000 By the way, Thomas, the tank engine, just got raped.
00:46:01.000 Ah, jeez.
00:46:02.000 He's just too nice for this business.
00:46:04.000 It's shining time rapin', where dreams can come true.
00:46:07.000 I think I can, I think, oh no.
00:46:09.000 No!
00:46:12.000 I don't want to!
00:46:13.000 Please stop!
00:46:15.000 I can't!
00:46:17.000 You're hurting me!
00:46:18.000 Stop pulling my steam whistle!
00:46:22.000 I can blow your whistle baby, whistle baby!
00:46:25.000 So we actually have live footage though of another robbery in action.
00:46:31.000 I think they're covering it on CNN right now as we're here.
00:46:34.000 Let's see.
00:46:45.000 With all due respect, Your Majesty, we're in the middle of the desert.
00:46:48.000 No one can see it from the outside.
00:46:50.000 Oh yeah...
00:47:06.000 Your majesty, but...
00:47:08.000 You were just in here, your majesty.
00:47:10.000 Oh.
00:47:11.000 Now in fact, Tokenaro, we didn't do that.
00:47:21.000 That wasn't our Photoshop.
00:47:23.000 That was an actual Bollywood film.
00:47:24.000 That was released in theaters.
00:47:26.000 Yeah.
00:47:26.000 Well, we got Choi to jump out of the helicopter, though, so that was fun.
00:47:29.000 I thought that was real.
00:47:30.000 Is that not how they do it?
00:47:32.000 We didn't do that.
00:47:33.000 What did they leave behind?
00:47:35.000 They spent all their budget on dancers.
00:47:36.000 Was that poo, though?
00:47:37.000 I believe, yeah.
00:47:39.000 California.
00:47:39.000 More accustomed to that.
00:47:40.000 He swapped it.
00:47:41.000 It's a temple of poo.
00:47:43.000 I would see that movie all day.
00:47:44.000 Yes, I would.
00:47:46.000 Interestingly, if you go to the theaters, they play it all day.
00:47:48.000 Oh, that's true.
00:47:48.000 That's their only release, yes.
00:47:50.000 Oh, nice.
00:47:50.000 Releasing this weekend is, uh, it's, uh, Poop Train.
00:47:54.000 Again.
00:47:54.000 Yes.
00:47:55.000 Again.
00:47:55.000 No other releases.
00:47:56.000 Part 8.
00:47:57.000 Yes.
00:47:58.000 He pretends to be old lady.
00:48:00.000 Part 8, just when you thought it was safe to go back on the poop train.
00:48:04.000 Spoiler!
00:48:06.000 It's not!
00:48:07.000 Do a real version of that where it's just the guy in a mask of an old woman and everybody's like, I know you're not her.
00:48:12.000 Yes!
00:48:13.000 But he's still got a suit on, you know?
00:48:15.000 That's called the modern LGBTQAIP movement.
00:48:18.000 You can't question it, there you go.
00:48:20.000 But I'm wearing a dress!
00:48:22.000 You clearly didn't even do the hormone replacement therapy.
00:48:24.000 Oh no, skunk again!
00:48:29.000 Yeah, they have to pretend that it's her.
00:48:31.000 Yeah.
00:48:31.000 Like, look, it's illegal if we don't, I don't know, something.
00:48:34.000 Yeah, yeah, something like that.
00:48:35.000 Don't misgender the thief.
00:48:36.000 He's not wearing any pants.
00:48:38.000 So here's another situation going on in California.
00:48:41.000 Just in case, again, you were wondering, hey, what does the left do, like, in Australia?
00:48:44.000 What do they do in Europe?
00:48:45.000 What do they do in Canada when they have unfettered power?
00:48:48.000 Well, you can kind of look to California.
00:48:50.000 Yeah.
00:48:51.000 Last week California parents, they won a lawsuit forcing California schools, this is a good thing, but initially California schools were teaching Aztec chants in the curriculum.
00:49:01.000 Now I know what you're thinking, why is there a problem with that?
00:49:03.000 Why would the parents want to force them to remove the Aztec chants?
00:49:07.000 That's because California's ethnic studies model curriculum, wow that's a phrase, included prayers to the Aztec gods I don't know.
00:49:21.000 Look, I'm not up to speed on my Aztec gods.
00:49:24.000 Directly to Tezcatlipoca, whose god introduced human sacrifice to Mexico.
00:49:32.000 So they're good with that.
00:49:34.000 They were teaching kids, yeah, chants to a god who encouraged human sacrifice.
00:49:39.000 So similar to, like, abortion.
00:49:40.000 Is that the head down the stairs?
00:49:42.000 I'm not entirely sure, but either way, someone using... Are mine and Aztec the same?
00:49:46.000 Am I wrong?
00:49:47.000 No.
00:49:48.000 It's close, though.
00:49:48.000 They're close enough.
00:49:49.000 Well, I'm sorry.
00:49:50.000 I don't mean to be ignorant about, you know, dead things that we shouldn't be praying to.
00:49:55.000 When I was in Cancun, there was a guy selling shirts to white people that said, like, Aztec and Mayans, right?
00:50:02.000 And I said, like, no, I don't want any Mayan shirts.
00:50:05.000 He said, oh, you know, I have Aztec.
00:50:07.000 I said, no, I'm looking for Incas.
00:50:08.000 And the guy, I swear to you, he was sharp as a tack.
00:50:10.000 He goes, that's Peru, you dumbass.
00:50:14.000 Okay, so Snopes even fact-checked this story and claimed the chant wasn't actually to a god, rather it was the concept of self-reflection, but the lawsuit settlement actually showed the Department of Education.
00:50:25.000 You know what, the point is they didn't dispute the parents' claim, and the chant violated the California Religious Freedom Clause.
00:50:31.000 So here to actually tell us about this and encourage us to learn more about these Mayan chants is our dedicated Mayan correspondent.
00:50:45.000 I don't think we can hear you, Mayim.
00:50:46.000 Oh, is this how we do the chant?
00:50:48.000 That's enough.
00:50:49.000 Just go along with it.
00:50:51.000 This is to protect the Lepakian god.
00:50:53.000 I do this I guess.
00:50:55.000 Alright, and that's how we do it.
00:50:57.000 No, no, no.
00:50:59.000 No, that's enough.
00:51:01.000 Stop, stop, stop.
00:51:03.000 That's enough.
00:51:05.000 No wonder we don't teach it in schools.
00:51:07.000 It's going to be a Mel Gibson movie, that's all I know.
00:51:09.000 Yeah, already was.
00:51:11.000 All Mel Gibson wants to do is focus on death.
00:51:12.000 Like, he makes good movies, but you know, no matter what it is, something has to die as poorly as possible.
00:51:18.000 Yeah, he's Mel Gibson.
00:51:20.000 Yeah, you were covered in blood in Braveheart.
00:51:21.000 I think we can do better with the American Revolution.
00:51:23.000 Mel, you were covered in blood with the American Revolution.
00:51:25.000 I think we can do better with the Mayans.
00:51:26.000 Yes.
00:51:27.000 What do you have planned?
00:51:28.000 I want things to die!
00:51:31.000 And to be blown in the Jacuzzi because I deserve it.
00:51:33.000 Can we do Christ?
00:51:34.000 It looks like he died painfully.
00:51:36.000 Yes, even Jesus is like, you can tone it down a bit, Mel.
00:51:38.000 Yeah, jeez.
00:51:39.000 Whoa, Mel.
00:51:39.000 I was there.
00:51:40.000 You don't know anything about it, okay?
00:51:42.000 I've studied this for years.
00:51:44.000 Like, it has a happy ending.
00:51:45.000 I don't give a shit!
00:51:46.000 You asked me to come on for Creative Direction.
00:51:48.000 I was the guy.
00:51:49.000 You will see everything but the return.
00:51:55.000 I want to go right up to the point.
00:51:58.000 Before the salvation thing.
00:52:00.000 That's what I want.
00:52:00.000 Can I do the Russian pedophile thing?
00:52:02.000 I want to do everything right up until the whole point of when he returns.
00:52:08.000 I will be in the hot tub awaiting a beager.
00:52:09.000 You don't need redemption.
00:52:11.000 Now, if screwing up education wasn't enough, California is also now trying to give... Wait, what is going on on CNN?
00:52:18.000 I'm sorry, I just keep getting distracted.
00:52:20.000 Are they showing the Russian military?
00:52:21.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:23.000 The Russians are going to invade Ukraine, but don't worry, it's totally fine.
00:52:26.000 They're probably not going to do it harmfully.
00:52:29.000 We did not invade Ukraine.
00:52:32.000 Ukraine found themselves with an incredible number of self-suiciding pedophiles.
00:52:40.000 Ukraine was rife with pedophiles who all killed themselves by shooting themselves in the back of the head nine times.
00:52:47.000 He's in the graveyard where they all buried themselves.
00:52:49.000 Yes, shallow grave.
00:52:51.000 It's pedophile preference.
00:52:52.000 It's a well-known behavior of pedophiles.
00:52:54.000 Vladimir, is that guy being stabbed by a Russian soldier as we speak?
00:52:58.000 No, that is pedophile who's lost will to live.
00:53:01.000 I don't know.
00:53:02.000 He's screaming, please stop stabbing me.
00:53:04.000 It's so sad.
00:53:05.000 It's so sad.
00:53:06.000 It's really selfish.
00:53:07.000 It's a selfish act to commit suicide.
00:53:09.000 Pedophiles, stop being selfish.
00:53:11.000 He's selfish.
00:53:11.000 He's hitting him in the face.
00:53:12.000 They have evacuated the embassy in Ukraine.
00:53:19.000 Oh no!
00:53:21.000 Why?
00:53:21.000 Because they found out that one of their ambassadors didn't get the fourth booster?
00:53:24.000 The Omicron variant.
00:53:25.000 They're looking for all their Amazon packages.
00:53:29.000 Today never came!
00:53:30.000 What happened?
00:53:31.000 We had tests ordered!
00:53:32.000 We would be prepared!
00:53:33.000 Oh no!
00:53:34.000 It's not comically a huge amount.
00:53:40.000 Oh well.
00:53:40.000 Well look, this is gonna happen.
00:53:41.000 What a stupid world we're living in now.
00:53:43.000 You know what though?
00:53:43.000 Does anyone actually want to deny this?
00:53:44.000 When people tried to say that Donald Trump was buddy-buddy with Putin, when people tried to say that Donald Trump was buddy-buddy with Kim Jong Un, can you at least look at the behavior Yeah.
00:53:53.000 How much did Putin act up?
00:53:55.000 How many invasions at that point?
00:53:57.000 How about under Obama?
00:53:58.000 Did anybody's country not... Did it cease to be their country anymore under Obama?
00:54:03.000 Yeah, we had that a couple of times in fact.
00:54:05.000 How about under Donald Trump?
00:54:06.000 Did China do anything?
00:54:07.000 No.
00:54:08.000 Did Russia do anything?
00:54:09.000 No.
00:54:09.000 No, I think... No reason for that.
00:54:11.000 I think Kim Jong-un and Putin had a call with Donald Trump.
00:54:13.000 Like, yes, listen, he might act friendly, but this man is crazy.
00:54:17.000 He literally carries button with him and... Yes, he carries button and he mock me.
00:54:22.000 He do dick with nuclear button.
00:54:28.000 He calls everything tremendous and great.
00:54:31.000 It's non-stop.
00:54:32.000 But then when I turn my back, he have a bunch of pineapple up my ass.
00:54:36.000 So I find out he's not really friend.
00:54:38.000 No?
00:54:39.000 Thank you for warning me!
00:54:40.000 Well, that's what you need in a leader.
00:54:42.000 Go over to the country and be like, just so you know, I'm insane.
00:54:45.000 And they're like, okay.
00:54:48.000 We'll wait another three years and run Facebook ads.
00:54:51.000 Yes, we will wait.
00:54:52.000 Yes, we will definitely take the White House with stroke face, shitpants.
00:54:55.000 Yes, exactly.
00:54:56.000 Insane Trump's thug all the time.
00:54:58.000 We will roll our dice with former Vice President shitpants stroke face.
00:55:03.000 Even if you didn't like him, how can you look at the four years he was in office, especially the first three before the Democrats kind of already won, and not admit that the world was better?
00:55:12.000 I know.
00:55:13.000 I love how Putin was like, yes, Biden, big tough guy, look at this guy, great president!
00:55:19.000 It's like a kid trying to convince you when you're disciplining him, like he clearly doesn't want to get spanked.
00:55:24.000 No, no, don't ground me, that would be the worst!
00:55:26.000 Putin's like, oh no, not former Vice President Joe Biden!
00:55:31.000 This would be worst thing for Putin!
00:55:33.000 Oh, what will I do now?
00:55:35.000 Oh, no!
00:55:35.000 I swear, if you have former Vice President Biden, I will be powerless against his stroke face.
00:55:42.000 Is sleepy Alzheimer's patient?
00:55:45.000 Uh-oh!
00:55:45.000 Oh, no!
00:55:47.000 Sidekick whore who have sex with mayor!
00:55:49.000 Yes.
00:55:50.000 What will we do?
00:55:51.000 In talk show host.
00:55:52.000 Oh, no!
00:55:54.000 I hope she doesn't take office and I win.
00:55:56.000 Oh, I hope not.
00:55:57.000 If they take office, we will give Ukraine Russia!
00:56:00.000 That's how it... Oh, no!
00:56:01.000 Please don't do that!
00:56:04.000 Where's my poison umbrella?
00:56:05.000 I have to take a walk to the pedophile's house.
00:56:08.000 Not the one that shoots poison, the one with poison on tip.
00:56:10.000 This is close range poison umbrella trick.
00:56:13.000 The syringe tip.
00:56:14.000 It's old umbrella trick.
00:56:17.000 Now back to California.
00:56:24.000 Let me know, guys, if something's happening right now with Russia that I need to know about Mission Control.
00:56:28.000 Like if we're going into World War 3 while I'm live on air.
00:56:30.000 I told Lane before the show started, I was like, hey, make sure you keep an eye on Ukraine.
00:56:33.000 Also, Amtrak, you're giving out free COVID tests.
00:56:36.000 So if you're looking for one in California.
00:56:39.000 It's important.
00:56:40.000 Hold on.
00:56:40.000 No, no, no.
00:56:41.000 You have to go to the government website that is set up to find the test.
00:56:45.000 It'll tell you there's a box by a train.
00:56:47.000 Yes.
00:56:47.000 You can go look.
00:56:48.000 And if you need a place to log into the government website, there are complimentary laptops available at the Amtrak station.
00:56:54.000 That's true.
00:56:55.000 And also every Walgreens in California.
00:56:57.000 They're complimentary.
00:56:57.000 Absolutely.
00:56:58.000 You can take anything you like.
00:56:59.000 Yes.
00:56:59.000 Whatever you want.
00:57:00.000 900 or less.
00:57:02.000 You know, former Vice President Joe Biden doesn't even know about this right now because he's getting the early bird special at Bob Evans.
00:57:07.000 He's calling it a day.
00:57:08.000 What are you talking about?
00:57:10.000 It's over.
00:57:11.000 He's been up since 3 a.m.
00:57:12.000 This is terrifying.
00:57:13.000 You know what?
00:57:14.000 You guys can comment below and let me know.
00:57:16.000 This is happening live, of course.
00:57:19.000 Updates here with Russia.
00:57:20.000 What you think is going to be going on.
00:57:21.000 And also smash that like button.
00:57:22.000 Do you think Biden gets up to do his workouts at 3 a.m.
00:57:25.000 and it's that old machine that just like warms your stomach?
00:57:28.000 Yeah.
00:57:28.000 Like you can have a cigarette while it does it for you.
00:57:31.000 Yeah, he's wearing a leotard.
00:57:32.000 He's wearing the one piece bathing suit.
00:57:35.000 It really works!
00:57:40.000 If he just shits all over- Oh, pardon me.
00:57:42.000 Alright, let's go back to- Come on, we're demonetizing.
00:57:44.000 Son's just going to bed from Coke.
00:57:46.000 Coca-Cola.
00:57:47.000 Parm.
00:57:48.000 Parm cheese.
00:57:49.000 Parmesan.
00:57:50.000 Parmesan cheese.
00:57:52.000 So if education, we need to go back to California here domestically, wasn't enough.
00:57:55.000 They screwed that up.
00:57:57.000 They're now also, and I know you're going to say good thing, but then we'll give you some numbers, trying to give everyone in California free healthcare.
00:58:02.000 Oh, good!
00:58:04.000 California is poised to be, if this proposal is supported, the first state in the country to achieve universal access to health coverage.
00:58:14.000 Under Governor Newsom's plan unveiling his new state budget, Medi-Cal coverage would be extended to an additional 700,000 Californians, provided they meet the income criteria.
00:58:25.000 For a family of four, that means making less than $36,570.
00:58:30.000 Who hired that man to do the voice?
00:58:32.000 Governor Newsom.
00:58:33.000 He believes that he will increase marine health care.
00:58:37.000 Why are you talking that way?
00:58:37.000 I had a stroke.
00:58:39.000 Yes, just before we started taping.
00:58:41.000 Yes, just before we started taping.
00:58:43.000 Despite your bleeding, it feels like it's bleeding.
00:58:45.000 Oh, I smell burnt toast.
00:58:48.000 I loved playing Bullwinkle.
00:58:49.000 They taste pennies and I'm very scared. Is anybody else's chest constricting?
00:59:01.000 I just got my fourth booster.
00:59:06.000 What a silly voice.
00:59:07.000 Can we play that clip again?
00:59:09.000 I just want to make sure I'm not mistaken.
00:59:10.000 That is so bad.
00:59:12.000 That's why they have the sign language lady.
00:59:14.000 California is poised to be, if this proposal is supported, the first state in the country to achieve universal access to health coverage.
00:59:23.000 Under Governor Newsom's plan unveiling his new state budget, Medi-Cal coverage would be extended to... That's every bit as bad as I remembered.
00:59:30.000 That is real.
00:59:30.000 This guy's signer is a clown, so it helps to kind of... This is California where you have every voice actor readily available, and this guy shows up.
00:59:39.000 It's the good news, we have one of the Muppets.
00:59:42.000 One of the Attenborough brothers going like, nope, you don't need me.
00:59:45.000 Are you sure?
00:59:46.000 You're going with that guy.
00:59:47.000 Alright, I'm the guy that does Big Bird.
00:59:49.000 Hey, get out!
00:59:51.000 This is my gig!
00:59:52.000 It's union scale!
00:59:54.000 We have to tell people about free healthcare!
00:59:58.000 Oh no, they robbed a train!
00:59:59.000 That was my train!
01:00:01.000 This is not healthcare, this is health coverage.
01:00:04.000 They say that on purpose.
01:00:06.000 Healthcare is actually being able to see a doctor.
01:00:08.000 You know what healthcare is not.
01:00:09.000 Hey, I'm the one who wrote the copy.
01:00:11.000 Don't get wise with me.
01:00:13.000 I read what I write.
01:00:15.000 And I write what I read.
01:00:19.000 What?
01:00:20.000 I urinated on myself.
01:00:22.000 Again.
01:00:23.000 I can't feel anything on the left side of my body.
01:00:28.000 Oh no.
01:00:30.000 I'm so cold.
01:00:31.000 I'm so cold!
01:00:33.000 No, no, I'm hot!
01:00:35.000 It's like, how do we make Gavin or Newsom look cool?
01:00:41.000 I don't know.
01:00:42.000 Get Mr. Magoo in here.
01:00:43.000 Get the silliest cartoon.
01:00:45.000 Get a cartoon ghost.
01:00:47.000 Yeah.
01:00:47.000 Would it be out of line for me to ask you, can we play this again?
01:00:50.000 No, I think it's out of line.
01:00:51.000 No, I agree.
01:00:52.000 Okay, play it one more time.
01:00:53.000 I want to make sure it's real too.
01:00:54.000 This man was hired.
01:00:59.000 Where is it?
01:01:00.000 Hey, be quicker to the draw!
01:01:03.000 It sounds like he's mocking him.
01:01:05.000 Maybe that's what he's doing.
01:01:06.000 He's just so tired of it, he's mocking Newsom.
01:01:09.000 Oh my gosh, and you wonder why we have no faith in our institutions.
01:01:12.000 budget for a family of four that means making less than 36,570 dollars.
01:01:17.000 Maybe that's what he's doing. He's just so tired of it he's mocking Newsom.
01:01:20.000 Oh my gosh and you wonder why we have no faith in our institutions.
01:01:23.000 Like hey why don't Americans trust the media?
01:01:26.000 I'm gonna go eat a cat.
01:01:29.000 That's a slap.
01:01:35.000 Gavin, our Newsom's done one good thing.
01:01:39.000 There's a surplus of stray cats.
01:01:44.000 Universal cats.
01:01:46.000 And I find myself a retainer for voiceover jobs.
01:01:52.000 More people push in front of a train.
01:01:54.000 Next!
01:01:56.000 It's never been easier to find myself a gaggle of crack whores.
01:01:59.000 Yes.
01:02:02.000 The guy that played the father on my show is loving all the crack at the men.
01:02:07.000 He can't get enough of crackin' men, apparently.
01:02:10.000 Well, California's the state for him.
01:02:14.000 By the way, if you loved Elf as a kid and you don't know that, just Google the dad.
01:02:18.000 Don't do it.
01:02:18.000 It ruins everything.
01:02:20.000 Oh, boy.
01:02:23.000 I don't know what you got into, Elf.
01:02:24.000 Oh, not what you've gotten into.
01:02:27.000 Whoa, I gotta go do a voiceover for serious news.
01:02:32.000 All I did was eat a couple of tabbies.
01:02:34.000 You found yourself blowing a guy in the subway for a bent, burnt spoon.
01:02:44.000 I came up with that, an alien Muppet.
01:02:46.000 I'm not the only one that has a handed by ass.
01:02:48.000 It was Jerry Stahl who was a heroin addict.
01:02:50.000 He was a gay heroin addict.
01:02:53.000 This character represents me.
01:02:56.000 Yes, he likes stuff in him.
01:02:57.000 Feels like he's from outer space.
01:02:59.000 Hey Jerry, I'm a hand puppet, not a cock puppet.
01:03:03.000 That was just the 80s drug problem with all the sitcoms, because they were just like, we can just add a kid, right?
01:03:08.000 They're like, yeah, it's fine.
01:03:09.000 Yeah, it's fine.
01:03:10.000 Totally fine, yeah.
01:03:10.000 What about an alien who eats cats?
01:03:12.000 Uh, yeah.
01:03:13.000 That's lunch.
01:03:13.000 They gotta eat something.
01:03:15.000 Mork was a hit.
01:03:16.000 So they're now making free healthcare for everybody in California, and that'll put the total cost of universal healthcare at $400 billion a year, the estimates.
01:03:23.000 Contrast their current total budget.
01:03:25.000 For the state.
01:03:26.000 For the state.
01:03:27.000 It's only $276 billion.
01:03:28.000 So you're saying this is more.
01:03:30.000 It's more than the total state budget.
01:03:32.000 And actually, well, right now I think we're seeing on CNN, we're just seeing, yep, receiving word that the estimate
01:03:39.000 has just tripled for healthcare.
01:03:40.000 This is CNN Breaking News.
01:03:42.000 Tell me what you like, I'll do anything, side to side.
01:03:48.000 I'll go far enough, side to side. I know I've got all your love.
01:03:54.000 Now this brings me to an important point.
01:03:58.000 People today who think they support socialism and Marxism or that communism is beautiful theory, you do understand that it's based on you effectively working six days a week, hard manual labor for the greater good of the community.
01:04:12.000 You do realize that it doesn't work if you fancy yourself a professional stripper who couldn't make the cut, burlesque dancer for short.
01:04:20.000 I don't even think that's... Too fat to be a stripper.
01:04:23.000 I got a job for you.
01:04:25.000 Not even close to being a stripper.
01:04:27.000 I'm sorry, it sounds like you missed it by a little bit.
01:04:29.000 And then these people today say, like, well, I don't think, you know, fat pride.
01:04:33.000 Why are we framing this in the conversation through health?
01:04:34.000 Well, you can't say that.
01:04:35.000 You can't say that all bodies are healthy and big and beautiful and then demand socialized health care.
01:04:41.000 Do you have any idea what Stalin would have done?
01:04:43.000 You would have fed a family for a week!
01:04:46.000 Do you know what they do first?
01:04:47.000 They shoot you because you take up too many resources and you can't do any work.
01:04:52.000 Right.
01:04:52.000 This is a bad idea.
01:04:53.000 You want to switch your market.
01:04:54.000 But here in the United States of America, the party that aligns itself with socialist values wants its citizens to be as much of a burden, a drain on the system as possible in order to buy more votes.
01:05:05.000 My point is this.
01:05:06.000 Communism has never worked, right?
01:05:08.000 Ever.
01:05:08.000 Socialism has effectively never worked.
01:05:11.000 And everyone, the argument, what do you always hear is, well, it hasn't been done correctly.
01:05:14.000 Correctly, yeah.
01:05:15.000 So the way you do it correctly is by ensuring that the people who provide the least and take the most from society are in charge of our system.
01:05:24.000 Do I have that about right?
01:05:25.000 You think it's going to be more effective with people of a BMI of 94?
01:05:29.000 Or you could pretty much do it like China where the government just steals all of the capitalist money and then does whatever they want with it.
01:05:35.000 Yeah.
01:05:35.000 I mean, that's always good too.
01:05:36.000 And you can't find a fat person.
01:05:38.000 Wow.
01:05:38.000 Nary a one.
01:05:39.000 I'm just glad they're outside.
01:05:41.000 Yeah.
01:05:41.000 Or a dog.
01:05:42.000 Getting some vitamin D. Yeah, you need it.
01:05:44.000 You're very pale when you're a burlesque dancer.
01:05:46.000 Yes, you are.
01:05:46.000 It's because it's dark in there for a reason.
01:05:48.000 So, in order to fund the CalCare plan, which is what they're calling it, California would roughly have to double They're already really high.
01:06:00.000 Yeah, pretty damn high.
01:06:02.000 Look, I see where you're going with it.
01:06:03.000 What I want you to do is take your taxes and double it.
01:06:06.000 So this would mean a yearly increase in household taxes of about $12,250.
01:06:10.000 That won't affect anybody.
01:06:14.000 $12,250.
01:06:15.000 And I know people, before you say, well, hold on a second, that's just the average.
01:06:18.000 It only affects the ultra-rich.
01:06:20.000 It would actually increase income on anyone making over $149,000, which if you know California, San Francisco, these areas, that would not be considered very rich.
01:06:28.000 But we can say upper middle class.
01:06:29.000 Here's the other thing.
01:06:30.000 Employers, there's going to be an added tax, an added payroll tax, for any employees being paid more than $49,000 a year.
01:06:37.000 So this tax will be levied on every single person making $49,000 a year or more.
01:06:43.000 That's almost all of them in California, because you can't survive on much less than that.
01:06:48.000 You can't survive on $149,000 a year, let alone live.
01:06:52.000 Also, when you read the tax code, this is what I do love about it.
01:06:54.000 One of our researchers, Kevin, found this.
01:06:56.000 Add to all of this another 2.3% increase in additional taxes to businesses for, quote, for the, quote, privilege of doing business in California.
01:07:07.000 Oh, and by the way, you need to understand these are not taxes on profits.
01:07:10.000 These are taxes on revenue.
01:07:12.000 Yes.
01:07:12.000 Not on your profits.
01:07:14.000 No.
01:07:14.000 On your revenue.
01:07:15.000 Let's say you sell a billion dollars worth of goods, but you only make a hundred million dollars because you're a terrible businessman and that's a really bad profit.
01:07:21.000 Well, let's go with fifty million because that's grocery store money right there.
01:07:25.000 They're going to tax you on... No one spends money on groceries.
01:07:27.000 They're going to steal them.
01:07:28.000 Well, that's true.
01:07:30.000 That's a bad deal.
01:07:31.000 You're still paying for groceries?
01:07:33.000 Five-finger discount!
01:07:35.000 Four-finger!
01:07:35.000 Every grocery store making...
01:07:36.000 Four finger.
01:07:37.000 Yeah.
01:07:38.000 Every Kroger making 1.95% in California is going to have to pay a 2.3% tax and they're
01:07:46.000 just going to have that prison.
01:07:47.000 Well, everything that you have gets stolen.
01:07:48.000 You're constantly being robbed.
01:07:50.000 There's no police protection.
01:07:52.000 All your stuff's laying on a train track somewhere and it's like, that's the privilege of doing
01:07:56.000 business in California.
01:07:57.000 We assure you, your business will be horribly unsuccessful.
01:08:02.000 We are aware that you have many choices when choosing to do business in California, and we thank you for being coerced into staying here.
01:08:08.000 Now, the 49 other states don't have what we're offering, which is pure hysteria and crime.
01:08:16.000 When you guys leave California, because we know you will if this passes, just remember that this sucks, and the place you're going to is probably better than California, so maybe give it a while before you start trying to change it to California.
01:08:27.000 Yeah, don't try and turn Texas, Idaho, these places into California.
01:08:31.000 Don't do it.
01:08:31.000 Please, just stop.
01:08:32.000 Just stay where you are, and be kind, and die.
01:08:37.000 Well, I was told California was eventually going to fall off of the United States and float away.
01:08:41.000 That was a promise!
01:08:44.000 That's the last time I rely on Al Gore for climate advice.
01:08:47.000 I think it's the San Andreas's fault.
01:08:49.000 Yep.
01:08:51.000 Start putting some dynamite in that thing.
01:08:52.000 Geography humor, everybody.
01:08:53.000 You know what, though?
01:08:54.000 You know how you know that California is remarkably inconsistent?
01:08:54.000 Here's something.
01:08:57.000 This is one example.
01:08:58.000 Like we've said, we haven't changed our position on vaccines.
01:09:00.000 Have we changed our position on taxes?
01:09:00.000 Yeah.
01:09:01.000 No.
01:09:02.000 Have we changed our position on...
01:09:04.000 Freedom of education?
01:09:05.000 Firearms?
01:09:05.000 No.
01:09:05.000 No.
01:09:06.000 California, now keep in mind, this is the place that believes that increasing taxes are such a deterrent that they have astronomically increased taxes not only in tobacco products but flavored nicotine products because they say this will discourage people.
01:09:19.000 Look, the high price of these tobacco products will discourage people from purchasing it, yet they believe the opposite applies to income.
01:09:30.000 How are you going to discourage tobacco use?
01:09:31.000 We're going to increase the taxes.
01:09:33.000 How are you going to encourage businesses?
01:09:34.000 We're going to increase the taxes.
01:09:36.000 They also think you shouldn't be allowed to have a gun unless it's being pointed at a cinematographer and you're filming it.
01:09:42.000 Yes.
01:09:42.000 Well, that's true.
01:09:43.000 Yes, precisely.
01:09:44.000 It's true, though.
01:09:45.000 I think that Kazakhstan guy should come in and roast the California legislature.
01:09:48.000 I see what you're trying to do right now, but I'm not in the mood.
01:09:50.000 I want it.
01:09:51.000 No, I'm too upset.
01:09:52.000 Come on.
01:09:53.000 Now, here's the thing.
01:09:53.000 I understand what some of you are saying.
01:09:55.000 Yeah, look, but California is an exception because they've clearly done wonderful work with their current tax dollars at work.
01:10:02.000 Residents forced to walk in the street as a massive homeless encampment covers the sidewalk.
01:10:07.000 This scene in Hollywood repeated all across the city.
01:10:10.000 I'm living somewhere where I don't feel safe taking my mom for a walk.
01:10:14.000 They went into the kitchen.
01:10:15.000 Somebody defecated on the ground.
01:10:17.000 Right to this side is the bathrooms.
01:10:19.000 They defecated in the bathroom and smeared it all over the place.
01:10:23.000 Art.
01:10:23.000 Smeared it.
01:10:25.000 Street residents say they're afraid to drive through and most wouldn't dare walk through it day or night.
01:10:32.000 I love how she's trying to just paint.
01:10:33.000 She's trying to be articulate.
01:10:34.000 They defecated and there was also ejaculate.
01:10:36.000 Thank God she's got a mask on though or else that would be disgusting.
01:10:39.000 Thank God she's got a mask on though or else that would be disgusting.
01:10:42.000 Yeah, that would...
01:10:43.000 They defecated all over the walls.
01:10:45.000 I would burn down the bathroom.
01:10:47.000 Never going there again.
01:10:49.000 I'm not cleaning that.
01:10:50.000 California has been so effective that not only have their trains been robbed, they now have apps to track hobo poop, but U-Haul literally ran out of trucks trying to leave California this year.
01:11:04.000 Sorry.
01:11:06.000 Yes, I would like to get a truck to get the hell out of here.
01:11:08.000 Some people calling U-Haul find their voicemails going unanswered.
01:11:16.000 There's just a U-Haul shaped dust cloud.
01:11:22.000 Any way out.
01:11:23.000 We have one left.
01:11:24.000 Oh, no.
01:11:25.000 Mom's just stole it.
01:11:27.000 He caught the U-Haul van going anywhere.
01:11:33.000 There's six left, but there's just people having sex in it.
01:11:37.000 You don't want that one.
01:11:38.000 Look, you can rent it if you want, but they're gonna put up a fight.
01:11:41.000 We've tried to get them out for weeks.
01:11:42.000 They've been painting with poop for months.
01:11:44.000 What a hellhole.
01:11:46.000 This is what you... And then they're like, don't worry, there's going to be free health care.
01:11:50.000 It's like, you have a guy paying $9,000 to live in an apartment and then a family of 12 living for free in front of the building.
01:11:58.000 It's insane.
01:11:58.000 Well, they're using all those boxes they found down by the trains.
01:12:01.000 It's like, oh, this is perfectly good roofing.
01:12:03.000 Who's ordering tents these days?
01:12:06.000 Because they're getting stolen left and right.
01:12:08.000 Also, like, houses.
01:12:10.000 Aren't you, aren't you, you know, the climate alarmists, aren't you the ones who are supposed to be resourceful?
01:12:14.000 Look, look, just have the hobos poop in the empty boxes.
01:12:19.000 Right.
01:12:20.000 Just start.
01:12:21.000 Like, you don't have to let the poop fall wherever it lies.
01:12:24.000 Just use the box.
01:12:25.000 And then put a guarantee on the side of the box.
01:12:27.000 And then we can recycle the box.
01:12:29.000 By slapping an Amazon label on it, putting it on my porch, and catching the porch thieves.
01:12:34.000 I'm not going to take a poop if there's no guarantee on the box.
01:12:39.000 I got the extra time.
01:12:42.000 What an awful, awful, awful place.
01:12:45.000 Just a complete hellhole.
01:12:48.000 They're proud of themselves.
01:12:50.000 Why would you live there?
01:12:52.000 I live in a place where I don't feel safe to take my mom for a walk.
01:12:55.000 Yeah, you don't.
01:12:56.000 No.
01:12:56.000 Well, and really, it's just the major cities there.
01:12:59.000 Oh, Northern California's beautiful.
01:13:00.000 Yeah, if you get out of the major cities, you can literally just walk with seeds that you can find anywhere on planet Earth and they will actually grow in California.
01:13:08.000 It is super fertile and beautiful, except you get to the cities and they just screw everything up.
01:13:13.000 Well, and it's one of those things, too, where you can't just argue, like, well, the only reason that Texas is successful is because of natural resources.
01:13:19.000 No, no, no.
01:13:20.000 California.
01:13:21.000 You have every possible natural advantage that exists.
01:13:25.000 And by the way, you had every possible financial advantage that existed until the recent decades of your policies.
01:13:32.000 Just like Detroit, as a city, Detroit, the wealthiest city in the country, I believe the world at one point in the 1950s, and now it's the worst.
01:13:41.000 There has not been a Republican mayor since 1961.
01:13:43.000 You have had your way.
01:13:47.000 Detroit is an exemplary student and California is the exemplary school, and New York, in leftist policies.
01:13:54.000 Again, I ask you, California, has any of this made your state any better?
01:14:01.000 New York, has any of this made your state any better?
01:14:05.000 You want to find common ground?
01:14:08.000 Let's get away from the economic theories.
01:14:10.000 Let's get away from the general concept of right and wrong and taxation without representation.
01:14:14.000 Basically, taxation being theft to some people.
01:14:17.000 Let's get away from all of that.
01:14:19.000 Pragmatically speaking, is your state better off?
01:14:22.000 California?
01:14:23.000 New York?
01:14:23.000 Detroit?
01:14:24.000 Chicago?
01:14:24.000 Are your cities better off?
01:14:26.000 Here's a good metric.
01:14:28.000 Are more people trying to get in than out?
01:14:32.000 Or is it the opposite of that?
01:14:33.000 Well, if there were more U-Haul vans.
01:14:34.000 Yeah, I was gonna say, the U-Haul trucks, they're not, uh... I rarely see U-Hauls going into Detroit.
01:14:41.000 Nor Jets pizzas deliveries.
01:14:43.000 No.
01:14:43.000 No, I used to deliver pizza.
01:14:45.000 After my third robbery, they stopped.
01:14:48.000 I'm kidding.
01:14:49.000 Well, Dave, it was you holding yourself up.
01:14:51.000 Yeah, but they would take the pizza, too.
01:14:54.000 Well, that was you eating the pizza.
01:14:55.000 And my money.
01:14:56.000 Supposedly.
01:14:57.000 And then leave you in ditch for dead, stabbing himself 28 times.
01:15:01.000 I really just went to my friend's house, got high, and ate pizza, and I was like, I got robbed again.
01:15:06.000 You guys owe me $83.
01:15:10.000 Dave, that's the sixth time this week.
01:15:13.000 And here's the thing, too, while we're talking about this.
01:15:16.000 I told you on the outset that we were going to talk about this and we're going to play Bad Movie Lines on Mug Club for people who are not members.
01:15:21.000 You can smash that like button if you're watching on YouTube.
01:15:23.000 All of it helps because if you search this show and the title of this show, it will not show up on YouTube.
01:15:29.000 Ah, well that's how algorithms work.
01:15:30.000 You can search the exact title.
01:15:33.000 And you will not find it.
01:15:35.000 People talk about this a lot and people ask us because we have a lot of viewers in New York and
01:15:39.000 in California about what do we do, you know, and you feel like you just want to give up. And I
01:15:45.000 understand that and I don't think that at a certain point leaving a state is giving up. That's not
01:15:50.000 giving up if you're moving out of a state. But sometimes you'll have these people who try to be
01:15:53.000 motivational speakers on Instagram, you know, and sell ass pads or whatever the hell it is or my
01:15:58.000 fit tea and they'll tell you that, you know, all you need to succeed is just never give up.
01:16:02.000 And I hate to deliver some some tough news for you.
01:16:05.000 Well, that's not true.
01:16:07.000 That's not all you need.
01:16:08.000 Now, it's important.
01:16:09.000 It is important to not give up.
01:16:11.000 But it's not all you need.
01:16:12.000 I want to tell you that the road to success is still littered with people who didn't give up.
01:16:19.000 That being said, there is no one at the end of that trail who got there by giving up.
01:16:24.000 So I want to make this clear.
01:16:26.000 Not giving up.
01:16:27.000 Sticking with something.
01:16:27.000 Grit.
01:16:28.000 Discipline.
01:16:29.000 It's not a guarantee.
01:16:31.000 It's not a promise.
01:16:32.000 But it is a requirement.
01:16:33.000 It is a minimum.
01:16:34.000 And this is one thing we've always talked about this on this show.
01:16:37.000 Look, if you pick fights If you exclusively pick fights that you only know you will win, you're a bully.
01:16:43.000 If you pick fights that you exclusively know you will lose, you are a fool.
01:16:47.000 All you need to pick a fight and choose in your mind to not give up is to know that you can win, to know that you can take some steps forward.
01:16:56.000 So I don't want to give you a false motivation and say, if you just never give up, you will find yourself at the rainbow of success.
01:17:02.000 No.
01:17:03.000 But if you want to even have a semblance of hope, And rather than take this as defeatism, know that, okay, now you have a blueprint.
01:17:11.000 Not giving up is a requirement.
01:17:13.000 You have no chance if you give up.
01:17:15.000 It's not a guarantee.
01:17:17.000 It's a minimal requirement.
01:17:18.000 And everyone at this point, everyone watching right now, everyone listening right now, You have to flip that switch in your brain and decide, it doesn't really matter if I win or not.
01:17:27.000 I only know that I can win, and not giving up is a requirement.
01:17:31.000 You need to fight for your states.
01:17:32.000 You need to fight for your freedoms.
01:17:33.000 You need to take part in your local elections.
01:17:35.000 You need to understand what's happening culturally.
01:17:37.000 You need to be aware of what's going on in your family's household.
01:17:39.000 You need to take an active role, and you need to accept that you're going to have to do that every single day.
01:17:47.000 Every day, when you wake up, your head pops off that pillow, for the rest of your life, if you have any semblance of maintaining the country that you know and love.
01:17:54.000 There is no other way, and there is no promise.
01:17:58.000 But at least set your mind to the minimum.
01:17:59.000 We all have to do it.
01:18:00.000 Stop bitching, get to work, don't give up.
01:18:03.000 YouTube, you know what, let's just go straight, because I don't even know if we want to show the trailer for Bad Movie Lens on YouTube.
01:18:09.000 Could get us in trouble.