Louder with Crowder - March 16, 2022


Why Jon Stewart is WRONG About Climate Justice! | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 13 minutes

Words per Minute

190.96219

Word Count

14,058

Sentence Count

1,389

Misogynist Sentences

31

Hate Speech Sentences

26


Summary

Colin Kaepernick has been hired by a Fortune 500 company, and the rest is downhill from there. Jack Dorsey is a stand-up comic, comedian, podcaster, and podcaster. He's been in the public eye for years, and now he's going to be in the private sector.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I am an artist.
00:00:27.000 I'm an activist.
00:00:28.000 I'm a serious macaroni and cheese maker.
00:00:30.000 I think that there's actually not as strong of consensus about the relationship between being overweight and being
00:00:36.000 unhealthy.
00:00:36.000 Alright, turn me into sea napkin.
00:00:47.000 I'm gonna go.
00:00:49.000 Bye.
00:00:53.000 Ready?
00:00:53.000 Oops!
00:00:55.000 Well, we've had a chance to look over your portfolio and it is safe to say
00:01:14.000 that we want you as part of our corporate family, son.
00:01:18.000 Well, I think it's safe to say I want to be part of your corporate family, Dad.
00:01:23.000 Alright, we're prepared to offer you a six-figure salary, full dental and medical, and you can start right away.
00:01:30.000 That sounds amazing.
00:01:32.000 Um, I was hoping you guys maybe had, like, a retirement plan, though?
00:01:36.000 An IRA?
00:01:37.000 Oh, uh, no.
00:01:39.000 Well, see, the thing is, is a lot of our newer employees don't really stick around as long, so what we do offer is an ICA.
00:01:45.000 ICA.
00:01:48.000 Oh, it's an inevitable cancellation agreement.
00:01:51.000 Oh, well, I can't get canceled.
00:01:53.000 I'm not a public figure.
00:01:55.000 Oh, yes you are.
00:01:57.000 That's what they all say.
00:01:59.000 Listen, how long have you been on Facebook?
00:02:02.000 Um, since, I don't know, 2009?
00:02:05.000 Alright, well it says here you poked a girl in your Intro to Biology class.
00:02:10.000 That was a mistake.
00:02:11.000 My finger slipped.
00:02:12.000 That is a microaggression, Buster Brown.
00:02:16.000 It's rape.
00:02:18.000 Rape.
00:02:19.000 And it says here you also like Dave Chappelle.
00:02:22.000 It's a problematic association.
00:02:24.000 Everybody liked Dave Chappelle.
00:02:26.000 You don't have that in context.
00:02:27.000 It's 2022.
00:02:29.000 Context is irrelevant.
00:02:31.000 I'll delete my social media.
00:02:32.000 That's the spirit.
00:02:34.000 Alright.
00:02:35.000 Well, you are hired.
00:02:41.000 Way to... way to tick.
00:02:43.000 It says here you didn't post a black square on Blackout Tuesday.
00:02:53.000 Bye.
00:02:54.000 I was being beaten and robbed outside of a bar with a lead pipe.
00:02:59.000 Listen, I'm the president of a Fortune 500 company.
00:03:02.000 I can appreciate a high-functioning alcoholic more than anyone.
00:03:06.000 But no square?
00:03:07.000 I was in a coma.
00:03:09.000 Silence is violence.
00:03:13.000 I'm afraid you're cancelled.
00:03:15.000 So that's it?
00:03:16.000 I'm fired?
00:03:17.000 I thought you wanted me to be a part of the corporate family.
00:03:20.000 This place is like Olive Garden.
00:03:22.000 When you're here, you're family.
00:03:24.000 And you ain't here.
00:03:26.000 No more.
00:03:27.000 Jack, it's Danny.
00:03:50.000 You owe me 200 big ones.
00:03:52.000 Yep, I did it.
00:03:54.000 I kept a newly hired white guy employed for longer than 68 seconds in 2022.
00:03:59.000 See you on the course, you old so-and-so.
00:04:06.000 So-and-so.
00:04:14.000 Morning, sir.
00:04:26.000 Oh yeaah ladies of the stage, once you are home just pack playing cards and I wont bother
00:04:55.000 I'm out.
00:04:58.000 It smells in here in the studio a little bit today.
00:05:00.000 Really?
00:05:00.000 Yeah.
00:05:02.000 Smells like fish in here.
00:05:03.000 I don't feel fresh.
00:05:04.000 What is that?
00:05:05.000 What is that, some kind of sign?
00:05:07.000 No, it smells like fish in here.
00:05:08.000 Name that movie line.
00:05:09.000 We started it right off the bat.
00:05:10.000 Anyone who gets it, you will get a lock of Gerald's neck hair.
00:05:14.000 Sorry, we started a little late today, and that's because, I don't know if you saw, Zelinsky, the address that just happened.
00:05:22.000 He talked to our congressman.
00:05:24.000 Yes, yes he did.
00:05:25.000 And unlike, we don't necessarily have the 49-hour turnaround that Colbert had for the Elon Musk sketch, which we'll get to, but we needed about an extra 15 minutes.
00:05:36.000 A fraction of the budget.
00:05:39.000 Nothing particularly new with Zelinsky, but I do want to talk about a couple things today.
00:05:42.000 First off, Tom Brady is going to return to the NFL.
00:05:47.000 Colin Kaepernick is vying for yet another slavery tryout.
00:05:52.000 He wants to try out for slavery.
00:05:55.000 He's been doing a lot of kneeling gymnastics.
00:05:56.000 Yes, he has.
00:05:57.000 He's been with the ribbon.
00:05:59.000 The sash.
00:06:00.000 Also, he's one hell of a pummel horse.
00:06:03.000 Champion.
00:06:03.000 Yes.
00:06:04.000 I suppose.
00:06:04.000 I don't know.
00:06:05.000 He's small enough.
00:06:06.000 I wish that I wanted anything as badly as Colin Kaepernick wants to be a slave.
00:06:11.000 Or black.
00:06:12.000 His words.
00:06:12.000 I mean, not to be blunt, but... All of this.
00:06:14.000 He really works out that hair.
00:06:15.000 Yes, he really does.
00:06:16.000 You're like, all right, buddy.
00:06:17.000 There's a D-perm in his credit card history somewhere.
00:06:22.000 And we'll also be talking about... Jon Stewart has this new show, I guess, on Apple.
00:06:26.000 They've been uploading content to YouTube and it constantly is thrust into my feed.
00:06:31.000 And it is this conversation that they just had yesterday, it was uploaded yesterday, is the single most perfect crystallization of rich white savior complexes that I've ever seen on climate change.
00:06:46.000 And I want to talk about that because I think a lot of you out there maybe don't necessarily know how to discuss with people climate change and why the policy is harmful not only to Americans but to the rest of the world.
00:06:56.000 So hopefully we'll help arm you with that here today.
00:06:59.000 Also, more important than that, if we are not on YouTube, tomorrow Dave will be filling hosting for me as I go to a Change My Mind, but there still is a show.
00:07:07.000 If we don't let you know that there's no show, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:07:12.000 Eastern, if we're not here on YouTube, just head on over to Rumble.
00:07:15.000 There's a link in the description or Mug Club, ladderwithcutter.com slash Mug Club, where we do an extra 45 minutes of show.
00:07:20.000 Today we do Pokemon or racial slur.
00:07:24.000 Is that real?
00:07:25.000 Yes.
00:07:27.000 That's the game.
00:07:27.000 It's a real game.
00:07:28.000 So, there's the name of that movie line, and then, is Tom Brady the best quarterback ever in the history of the NFL?
00:07:35.000 I don't know anything about sports, but I just want to hear your answers because it will make Gerald mad.
00:07:38.000 You can also tweet him.
00:07:40.000 He is here at G. Morgan Jr.
00:07:42.000 How are you, sir?
00:07:43.000 I am doing well-ish.
00:07:45.000 Your inbox is going to be full, my friend.
00:07:47.000 It is.
00:07:47.000 Holding up the sign?
00:07:48.000 You guys were right.
00:07:49.000 Bad idea holding up a blank piece of paper.
00:07:52.000 Not a good idea.
00:07:53.000 Solidarity, even.
00:07:54.000 You'd have been better off doing it in Russia.
00:07:56.000 Yes.
00:07:56.000 Yeah, I would have been like the second lady that got arrested.
00:07:58.000 Like, just take me to jail so I don't have to see the memes.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, those police don't hurt your feelings.
00:08:03.000 They just hurt your body.
00:08:04.000 Yes.
00:08:04.000 That'll heal.
00:08:05.000 They hurt your body.
00:08:05.000 The feelings never go away.
00:08:06.000 And you also hear that voice, you know him, you love him, you can follow him at Landau Dave.
00:08:09.000 Dave Landau!
00:08:10.000 Ahoy!
00:08:11.000 How about you?
00:08:11.000 Good!
00:08:12.000 I'm fine!
00:08:12.000 I didn't even answer it.
00:08:13.000 Ahoy!
00:08:14.000 Good!
00:08:14.000 You!
00:08:17.000 Ahoy suffices.
00:08:18.000 It's like Dave Landau's speech.
00:08:20.000 Like, aloha.
00:08:20.000 It means both hello, goodbye.
00:08:22.000 Absolutely.
00:08:23.000 I feel good.
00:08:27.000 I feel pretty and witty and gay.
00:08:29.000 Yes, well, that's okay.
00:08:30.000 Well, that's what happened with the new West Side Story.
00:08:32.000 It is gay!
00:08:34.000 I didn't watch it.
00:08:34.000 Did you see it?
00:08:35.000 I did.
00:08:37.000 Which makes me gay!
00:08:39.000 I saw it in theaters.
00:08:40.000 I was one of the nine box office tickets to West Side Story.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, Spielberg's gotta love that box office return.
00:08:46.000 Well, I'm finished.
00:08:47.000 Yep, that's it.
00:08:48.000 I'm done.
00:08:48.000 That's why I'm on his mailing list.
00:08:49.000 He's like, oh wow, there was only, let's cross-reference who saw Tin Tin in theaters with Steven Kreider.
00:08:55.000 Wow.
00:08:55.000 Wow, who knew?
00:08:56.000 I saw Tintin.
00:08:57.000 I saw Tintin.
00:08:57.000 Yeah, I saw Tintin.
00:08:58.000 It was really big in Canada.
00:09:00.000 Was it?
00:09:01.000 Well, I mean the comics.
00:09:02.000 Oh, okay.
00:09:02.000 Yeah.
00:09:03.000 The movie was not big anywhere, as I recall.
00:09:05.000 No, the film was not big anywhere.
00:09:06.000 Like, look, we perfected the facial recognition like Polar Express.
00:09:09.000 No, you didn't.
00:09:11.000 Didn't even get close.
00:09:12.000 Speaking of not having perfected anything, Stephen Colbert, Once again proved that you don't need to be a perfect comedian or passable to garner a 15 million dollar salary.
00:09:28.000 Here's their sketch on the Elon Musk tweet from three days ago.
00:09:33.000 Yes.
00:09:33.000 His tweet, partially in Russian, reads, quote, I hereby challenge Vladimir Putin to single combat.
00:09:39.000 Stakes are Ukraine.
00:09:41.000 You have selected Russia.
00:09:48.000 Round one.
00:09:51.000 Let us fight!
00:09:54.000 Winner takes Ukraine!
00:09:57.000 Poison underwear!
00:09:59.000 Poison underwear!
00:10:02.000 Poison sushi!
00:10:03.000 Poison sushi!
00:10:05.000 Whatever this is!
00:10:07.000 I have rubles!
00:10:08.000 I have dogecoin!
00:10:10.000 They are both worthless!
00:10:12.000 Game over!
00:10:15.000 By the way, our mics were on that whole time.
00:10:16.000 This is not me trying to not laugh.
00:10:19.000 Here's the thing.
00:10:21.000 Working in this industry, I also understand that was 48 hours after the Elon Musk tweet.
00:10:28.000 I'm going, what are you doing this?
00:10:29.000 That's not even trending anymore.
00:10:30.000 Well, it's because they needed that amount of lead time to create that sketch, that animation.
00:10:35.000 And they said, yeah, this is worth it.
00:10:36.000 Also, can we record the voiceover on a graphic calculator?
00:10:39.000 If I ever wrote anything like that, you send me to rehab.
00:10:42.000 Yeah, I don't care how many times you say aloha.
00:10:44.000 You are leaving Buster Brown.
00:10:45.000 I would fire anyone.
00:10:47.000 I'd be like, is this what you find funny?
00:10:49.000 Because that's a door.
00:10:50.000 I find that funny.
00:10:51.000 I find that funny.
00:10:52.000 Why don't you get your things?
00:10:54.000 Look, if you're going to do this sketch and go back to this, go to Mortal Kombat and have Elon Musk ripping out Putin's heart at the end.
00:11:01.000 That would be fun, at least, and some kind of justice.
00:11:04.000 But they referenced coins.
00:11:05.000 But they don't even do that.
00:11:07.000 Yeah.
00:11:08.000 Reference coins.
00:11:09.000 Poison Sushi!
00:11:10.000 Poison Sushi.
00:11:10.000 Poison underwear.
00:11:12.000 And the Photoshop is just... the animation.
00:11:15.000 Epic.
00:11:15.000 You can tell it's just good.
00:11:17.000 Well that's what?
00:11:18.000 20-something writers worth?
00:11:20.000 And how many editors and producers over there?
00:11:23.000 I mean they have a budget of many many tens of millions.
00:11:25.000 I know it's over 40 million.
00:11:27.000 I don't think including Colbert's salary.
00:11:28.000 And this is why Big tech has to acquiesce to these people.
00:11:33.000 Think about it.
00:11:33.000 How often do you actually want to watch Stephen Colbert?
00:11:35.000 Look at the plays here on YouTube right now.
00:11:37.000 Go look at Stephen Colbert.
00:11:38.000 Look at the plays.
00:11:38.000 And you will see a discrepancy.
00:11:40.000 Same thing with Trevor Noah, where you'll see some videos or Seth Meyers.
00:11:42.000 A few thousand plays, maybe a hundred thousand plays, and then a few million plays because these things get promoted and they automatically show up in your suggested feed.
00:11:50.000 And as someone who had to experience Sorry again for the Vox Apocalypse.
00:11:54.000 YouTube created what's known as the Crowder Rule for borderline- I apologize!
00:11:58.000 Your fault.
00:11:58.000 It was a goof!
00:12:01.000 Well, NBC.
00:12:02.000 Universal is what Vox is, and so really the problem there was Jimmy Fallon.
00:12:07.000 And the same thing we've run into CBS.
00:12:08.000 Is it CBS?
00:12:10.000 Time Warner?
00:12:11.000 This is CBS.
00:12:12.000 I don't know who they're a conglomerate with, but the fact is- Kenny Rogers Roasters.
00:12:16.000 Yes!
00:12:16.000 We constantly get copyright struck from Stephen Colbert.
00:12:21.000 This sketch that you're watching right now, this entire episode, will not be viewable in Japan because Stephen Colbert claims it.
00:12:25.000 So YouTube has to acquiesce to the big boys because they have so much more budget, they have so many more hires, and they still can't... That's the best they could come up with!
00:12:34.000 Well, you don't want your dirty secrets to get around.
00:12:36.000 No.
00:12:37.000 Well, maybe.
00:12:38.000 Well, it's terrible.
00:12:39.000 You can just leak it, and then you just... All press is good press.
00:12:42.000 That is awful.
00:12:43.000 That was so bad.
00:12:44.000 I truly thought that was a joke.
00:12:46.000 I didn't know that was a real... No, that was a real sketch.
00:12:48.000 Yeah, no, I get it.
00:12:50.000 And they aired it, too.
00:12:51.000 I just don't value life anymore.
00:12:56.000 What do you mean, your own life?
00:12:57.000 I mean, that's fine.
00:12:58.000 My own, yeah.
00:12:59.000 You don't need to hurt anyone, you don't need to take anyone else out with you.
00:13:01.000 No, that took enough people out.
00:13:03.000 It's sucking my will to live!
00:13:04.000 It's so bad, I just don't understand who pitches it and you go, yeah, that's brilliant.
00:13:08.000 Well, here's the thing, if you're in that room, and it's a diversity—seriously, it's a diversity hiring brigade, right?
00:13:14.000 That's what's going on.
00:13:15.000 Yes.
00:13:15.000 Are you going to say no to the genderqueer, biracial, you know, ricket-riddled man?
00:13:21.000 No, you're going to be like, oh yeah, that's a good idea, of course!
00:13:24.000 Well, you're probably going to write 30 good ideas, and then get to the one that's not offensive at all, and you're like, how about this one?
00:13:29.000 Because all the other stuff's going to get me fired.
00:13:32.000 Right.
00:13:32.000 You just look over to HR, and they're like, They're like, yeah, Dogecoin is worthless.
00:13:36.000 That's funny.
00:13:37.000 There's a war.
00:13:38.000 Yeah.
00:13:40.000 People are starving in Russia because their money doesn't have any value anymore.
00:13:44.000 Can't purchase anything.
00:13:45.000 Isn't that funny?
00:13:46.000 Should we put that in?
00:13:47.000 Also, Putin poisoned someone.
00:13:49.000 I don't even know that.
00:13:50.000 So really, that was the entire premise of this concept.
00:13:53.000 Instead of a Hadouken, it would be poison underwear.
00:13:56.000 And I would like my six-figure salary.
00:13:58.000 Now, more money, please.
00:13:59.000 It's underwear, so it's funny.
00:14:01.000 Yes.
00:14:01.000 And then he throws back mean tweets.
00:14:03.000 Yes.
00:14:03.000 I particularly like it when cartoon characters act like people do in real life.
00:14:09.000 Yeah, it's so funny.
00:14:10.000 I also love it.
00:14:11.000 I also really like it when babies talk like adults, but that's just me.
00:14:14.000 I'm an industry insider.
00:14:16.000 What happened?
00:14:17.000 So.
00:14:17.000 Even the audience is hating it.
00:14:19.000 That's what I love, you can hear the fake laughs and then people just stop laughing.
00:14:23.000 Like, oh, haha, that's good.
00:14:25.000 I'm so glad I waited in line in the freezing cold to watch this.
00:14:28.000 And that's with a laugh sign!
00:14:29.000 That guy has the hardest job in the world at Colbert.
00:14:32.000 He's like, FUCKING LAUGH!
00:14:34.000 He's trying to figure out what a joke is.
00:14:35.000 He's like, I don't know.
00:14:36.000 I don't know.
00:14:38.000 Maybe this button?
00:14:39.000 Hold up the laugh sign when one of the producers is talking about their son with leukemia.
00:14:45.000 It's funnier than, funnier than Street Fighter.
00:14:51.000 At least they used the right setting.
00:14:52.000 I don't know when to hold up the laugh sign.
00:14:54.000 Usually helps when you write a premise on a punchline.
00:14:56.000 It's just the worst.
00:15:00.000 Speaking of punchline, I don't know if you know, but former Vice President Biden continues to get press.
00:15:04.000 And this is from yesterday where former Vice President Joe Biden said that he has the COVID before one of his handlers corrected him.
00:15:14.000 I had to double check this to make sure he doesn't have COVID, correct?
00:15:17.000 No, he does not.
00:15:18.000 That we know of.
00:15:20.000 He could also have a cold.
00:15:21.000 Who knows?
00:15:22.000 It could also be dementia.
00:15:23.000 You never know.
00:15:24.000 It's just a guess.
00:15:25.000 That's where he just gets irritated and starts arguing with the radiator.
00:15:29.000 So that brings us to This Week in Biden.
00:15:31.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:15:35.000 There's been a little change in the arrangement of who's on the stage because of the first lady's husband contracting COVID.
00:15:42.000 But look at this room and what you see.
00:15:45.000 Pardon?
00:15:50.000 That's right.
00:15:51.000 She's fine.
00:15:55.000 It's me.
00:15:55.000 That's not together.
00:15:59.000 Secondly, the first gentleman.
00:16:03.000 How about that?
00:16:04.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:16:08.000 By the way, it was also just so you know, in case you're trying to make sense of that, and I don't blame you, it's almost impossible.
00:16:14.000 Kamala's husband, yeah, had COVID.
00:16:18.000 Kamala Harris didn't, by the way.
00:16:19.000 You know who did?
00:16:19.000 Kamala's husband's intern.
00:16:21.000 So, male intern.
00:16:22.000 Oh, that's interesting.
00:16:24.000 He hasn't touched her in years.
00:16:26.000 But him and Brian like to take vacations together.
00:16:29.000 Okay, that last part was not true.
00:16:30.000 Brianna.
00:16:31.000 Brianna.
00:16:31.000 Yeah, it's different.
00:16:33.000 How do you get COVID in your... well, I don't know.
00:16:35.000 How do you say that as president and you don't realize that you're saying that you have COVID?
00:16:40.000 That's a rhetorical question, correct?
00:16:41.000 I mean, come on.
00:16:42.000 I'm not going to have to reach over there and beat you with your own shoe.
00:16:44.000 You know exactly why former Vice President Joe Biden doesn't know whether he has COVID or not.
00:16:49.000 I mean, it's so obvious, but he's completely capable of handling world issues that we're facing right now.
00:16:54.000 I mean, yes, send him to Ukraine to solve these problems.
00:16:57.000 You know what's sad?
00:16:58.000 That's the quickest he's ever been.
00:17:00.000 Yeah.
00:17:01.000 Yep.
00:17:01.000 Somebody said it to him.
00:17:03.000 Vladimir Putin could literally piss on his forehead and convince him it's raining.
00:17:07.000 Yes, that's it!
00:17:09.000 April showers!
00:17:10.000 He's buying it! Heheheheheheheheheheh. So stupid. God.
00:17:15.000 Totally, totally fine.
00:17:18.000 Most popular American president in history.
00:17:20.000 Well, thank God we have the safest and fairest election in history.
00:17:25.000 I just like how the world is now versus Trump.
00:17:28.000 Yes, well at least they respect us.
00:17:30.000 Yeah, that's all that matters.
00:17:32.000 He won one Bellwether County.
00:17:33.000 Don't you take that away from him.
00:17:34.000 If there's nothing else about former Vice President Joe Biden, look, I mean, I want to give credit where it's due.
00:17:39.000 He commands respect.
00:17:42.000 So, uh, by the way...
00:17:44.000 Dave Lando and I are on tour here this year, so you can go to loudmouthcrowder.com slash tour for tickets.
00:17:49.000 May 14th in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
00:17:52.000 Yeah, baby.
00:17:52.000 God's country.
00:17:53.000 And then June 18th, we added a show in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
00:17:56.000 The tickets just went on sale because the first one sold out so quickly.
00:17:59.000 We heard you.
00:18:00.000 We added another one.
00:18:01.000 There you go.
00:18:02.000 So you can go to the page there.
00:18:04.000 Okay.
00:18:05.000 I have the COVID.
00:18:07.000 No, you don't.
00:18:08.000 Your first lady does.
00:18:09.000 First lady's husband has... I thought he was referred to Pete Buttigieg after that.
00:18:13.000 By the way, he was right when he said the first lady.
00:18:16.000 He just meant the president.
00:18:17.000 Kamala Harris.
00:18:18.000 Ah.
00:18:18.000 That's true.
00:18:20.000 He's an idiot.
00:18:21.000 Well, he's not an idiot.
00:18:23.000 He's just, you know, old and sick.
00:18:24.000 Someone needs to take care of him.
00:18:26.000 Yes.
00:18:27.000 Someone needs to take care of him.
00:18:28.000 Make him a home.
00:18:29.000 Yes, exactly.
00:18:31.000 Cuomo's been one up.
00:18:35.000 He needs to go to the hospice care.
00:18:38.000 Cuomo, Whitmer, and Associates.
00:18:40.000 Yes, there you go.
00:18:42.000 There's a nice facility in Detroit where the Crips help run it.
00:18:45.000 Yes, exactly.
00:18:46.000 They like to punch you.
00:18:47.000 That's your medicine when you go to bed.
00:18:50.000 The good thing is, after they punch you, they give you a little cup.
00:18:53.000 Take three of these and call me in the morning.
00:18:55.000 It's like the TV set, when it gets fuzzy, you just hit it until it works.
00:18:58.000 His brain gets fuzzy sometimes.
00:19:00.000 Plus, also, former Vice President Biden, he needs to be burped.
00:19:03.000 Then he's going to need bleed stop.
00:19:05.000 Yes.
00:19:07.000 Gorilla glue.
00:19:08.000 So here's something.
00:19:09.000 This happened this morning.
00:19:10.000 There's not a whole lot there, but you know, Zelensky addressed Congress today and he had some requests slash demands from the United States.
00:19:20.000 So let's just address it right off the bat.
00:19:22.000 Remember Pearl Harbor.
00:19:24.000 Terrible morning of December 7, 1941 when your sky was black from the planes attacking you.
00:19:33.000 Just remember it.
00:19:36.000 Remember September the 11th.
00:19:38.000 a terrible day in 2001 when evil tried to turn your city into independent territories
00:19:47.000 in battlefields. Is this a lot to ask for? To create a no-fly zone over Ukraine to save people?
00:19:56.000 Is this too much to ask?
00:19:58.000 If this is too much to ask, we offer an alternative.
00:20:02.000 You know what kind of defense systems we need, S-300 and other similar systems.
00:20:09.000 You know how much depends on the battlefield, on the ability to use aircraft.
00:20:15.000 If it's not a rhetorical question, is it too much to ask?
00:20:17.000 The answer is yes.
00:20:19.000 It's all too much to ask.
00:20:22.000 By the way, also, one thing that we ask, see this is your offer, our counter-I'm-a-lawyer, that's what we lawyers call a counter-offer, is get one other shirt.
00:20:33.000 Yes, that's true.
00:20:34.000 Just one other shirt.
00:20:35.000 We know you love that Iron Cross look, and we're like, ah, is it West Coast Choppers?
00:20:39.000 Is it Whites?
00:20:40.000 We have no idea.
00:20:41.000 But the point is, you don't need to keep us guessing.
00:20:43.000 Just change shirts and no fly zone.
00:20:45.000 That's going to be a hard pass.
00:20:47.000 And send us more equipment.
00:20:48.000 This is one thing, too.
00:20:49.000 It came in a package of six.
00:20:50.000 I just want to point that out.
00:20:53.000 One almost for each day of the week.
00:20:56.000 Almost.
00:20:58.000 $14 billion in equipment that we've sent them.
00:21:01.000 We're helping them.
00:21:02.000 Yeah.
00:21:02.000 Do you know what his request would do?
00:21:03.000 He asked the same thing from the UK and Boris Johnson.
00:21:05.000 He went and asked Prime Minister Blackface, I think yesterday, to British Parliament or to Canadian Parliament.
00:21:10.000 Canada can't send them $14 billion in gear?
00:21:13.000 No, but he said a no-fly zone.
00:21:14.000 Do you know what that means?
00:21:15.000 You should be the president.
00:21:16.000 You should be the president of the world, the president of peace.
00:21:18.000 Do you know what a no-fly zone does?
00:21:20.000 It starts a war.
00:21:22.000 How do you enforce a no-fly zone?
00:21:24.000 Okay, Russian MiGs come flying in and you're like, hey guys, you can't fly there?
00:21:27.000 No, you have to send up planes to shoot them down.
00:21:29.000 And like I've always said, look, I don't believe that there's never an appropriate time for war.
00:21:33.000 That's not what I'm saying.
00:21:33.000 However, you either are all in or all out.
00:21:36.000 Something does not sit well with me when we are sending tens of billions of dollars in aid to Ukraine.
00:21:41.000 Well, we're not in the war.
00:21:42.000 We just... Like, yes, but you said, look, there's 14 billion dollars.
00:21:46.000 That's Ukraine's money now!
00:21:49.000 It's for long tables.
00:21:51.000 They need longer tables.
00:21:52.000 Ooh, where'd they get 14 billion?
00:21:55.000 I don't know.
00:21:56.000 We're not touching you.
00:21:57.000 It's like, come on, of course you're gonna piss them off!
00:22:00.000 He took it out of my wallet.
00:22:01.000 I don't know what he's gonna do with it.
00:22:03.000 Yeah, I have no idea how they expect to, uh... The heck?
00:22:08.000 What's that?
00:22:10.000 Uh, we got something on the security feed.
00:22:12.000 Oh.
00:22:13.000 Yeah.
00:22:17.000 Oh.
00:22:17.000 Somebody's, uh, broken... Oh no, it's a ti... Oh, it's... What?
00:22:22.000 Oh, he's dead.
00:22:23.000 No, what do we do?
00:22:24.000 He should really watch out.
00:22:26.000 Come on.
00:22:27.000 Oh.
00:22:27.000 Almost like we could have warned him.
00:22:29.000 See there.
00:22:31.000 What's that?
00:22:32.000 What's going on?
00:22:34.000 What do we do?
00:22:34.000 Oh, here he comes.
00:22:35.000 Alright.
00:22:38.000 Alright.
00:22:38.000 Oh!
00:22:38.000 Help!
00:22:38.000 Help!
00:22:39.000 Oh!
00:22:42.000 Okay.
00:22:42.000 Did you get it?
00:22:44.000 I got him.
00:22:44.000 Oh, he's down.
00:22:45.000 Okay.
00:22:46.000 That's the fourth time this week.
00:22:47.000 Piece of cake.
00:22:49.000 Oh, jeez.
00:22:50.000 Don't worry.
00:22:51.000 He's still alive.
00:22:52.000 No, he'll be fine.
00:22:53.000 And by fine, I mean he'll be dead.
00:22:55.000 By the way, Walther, official firearm sponsor of Light Earth Crater Studios.
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00:23:10.000 Run Walther Walther Review on Google, Bing, DuckDuck, wherever you want to use, Netscape, Nav, Ask, you can go ask Jeeves and you will see it's the best-kept secret in the firearm industry because they don't have all these crazy large... Show that gun again, that's nice.
00:23:24.000 Oh, this one?
00:23:24.000 Nice one, yeah.
00:23:25.000 What's that one called?
00:23:27.000 I don't know what it's... Can you shoot him again?
00:23:31.000 No, you know, hey, Brendan, Brendan, come in here.
00:23:33.000 Can you just clean this up, please?
00:23:35.000 Brennan.
00:23:36.000 He should be fine by now, right?
00:23:37.000 Yeah, he just got stabbed a while ago.
00:23:39.000 He's fine.
00:23:39.000 He put a band-aid on him.
00:23:41.000 Yeah, Brennan, if you don't mind just cleaning that up.
00:23:43.000 Get him out of here.
00:23:44.000 He's good.
00:23:46.000 Make sure there was no rust on that blade, though.
00:23:48.000 That can be a real mess.
00:23:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:23:51.000 Sometimes they've been known to dip them in manure so that you get sepsis.
00:23:54.000 You might want to check yourself for sepsis.
00:23:55.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:23:56.000 Pepsi, but that's good to always get checked for.
00:23:59.000 Yeah, the old Tommy Lee knife.
00:24:02.000 Call it the old Tommy Lee knifing trick.
00:24:04.000 That's what they call it.
00:24:05.000 It's a trick as old as time.
00:24:06.000 It'll stab you on a boat.
00:24:08.000 Yep.
00:24:08.000 That guy's moaning was annoying.
00:24:10.000 It really was.
00:24:12.000 It's more of a nuisance.
00:24:14.000 Speaking of nuisance, I just watched this yesterday, and I know, look, just go with me here on this because I know a lot of people say, well, who cares about Jon Stewart?
00:24:22.000 I think Jon Stewart is very talented.
00:24:24.000 Me too.
00:24:25.000 I think he's very funny.
00:24:26.000 I think when he's in the room, he's usually the sharpest guy in the room, just to be clear, and I've said that many times.
00:24:33.000 Even though I disagree with him politically.
00:24:34.000 But yesterday, this segment was uploaded right here on YouTube, and for some reason it keeps... these things keep being featured in my feed.
00:24:42.000 They're doing it on purpose.
00:24:44.000 And it's a segment called, The Human Cost of Climate Change Now.
00:24:48.000 I want to go through this piece by piece, because every single thing they say is wrong, and he's sitting down with, I would imagine, supremely unqualified writers or producers you'll see in a second, who they haven't really even made it through debate 101.
00:25:01.000 Honestly, these people would be ill-equipped to sit down at a Change My Mind table.
00:25:07.000 Every point that they bring up, and they think is insightful, is the first point that someone would bring up on a debate
00:25:13.000 about climate change before it's shut down and they get to the secondary points that are more
00:25:17.000 effective. However, this is being peddled to people who don't really pay attention. The left requires
00:25:22.000 that you not only be uninformed, but typically that you be misinformed, as you will see here in
00:25:27.000 this segment. And I'm not saying that they're deliberately misinforming you. They themselves are
00:25:32.000 misinformed.
00:25:33.000 And...
00:25:34.000 And let me know.
00:25:35.000 You can comment below.
00:25:36.000 That's one of the best things, obviously, for the YouTube algorithm.
00:25:38.000 But if you think that any of these arguments are convincing from Jon Stewart or his writers, and if you change your mind after this segment, okay, let's go to their first claim that they make, which, by the way, put this in your memory bank, because their final point completely contradicts this point.
00:25:57.000 So here we go.
00:25:58.000 It's generally not the wealthy folks.
00:26:01.000 It's people who are living in communities.
00:26:03.000 Whenever something's on the pressure, the people with the least resources... There's a big discrepancy between who suffers and who causes the suffering.
00:26:10.000 It's always been the case in the world.
00:26:12.000 There are haves, and then there's a giant swath of have-nots.
00:26:16.000 And for some reason, this one now, we're all like, I'm really concerned about them.
00:26:20.000 I mean, what's different now is that climate change is here for a lot of people who are currently suffering, but we all care about it because they know it's coming for them.
00:26:28.000 It'll eventually come for the rich person.
00:26:32.000 It'll eventually come for the rich person.
00:26:36.000 Because it's the rich people who are going to have to deal with gas prices and inflation with their electric vehicles, which you've encouraged people to go out and buy, by the way, which also has resulted in an increase in prices, which you then bitch about because you had to kick Elon Musk out of California.
00:26:49.000 Well, he had to leave California, but effectively he was forced to leave because of your green policies.
00:26:55.000 Green policies can't coexist with Tesla!
00:26:59.000 You know what affects the poor more?
00:27:02.000 $7 gas, crazy high inflation.
00:27:04.000 And here's something that people don't necessarily talk about a whole lot, not just in the United States.
00:27:08.000 Now, it's inconvenient in the United States, and this is, I'm wanting to play identity politics, but I was at the Cancun Climate Summit years ago, and we went through this, and we ran some numbers, but global skyrocketing energy prices can actually be measured in human lives, just to be clear.
00:27:24.000 2.3 million people, 2.3 million people die every year.
00:27:28.000 Worldwide, because they don't have access to safe, clean energy in their homes.
00:27:32.000 So a good example there is if there isn't enough energy for electricity, they have to burn wood in their huts.
00:27:38.000 Yeah, and they end up dying from respiratory diseases.
00:27:40.000 And guess what?
00:27:40.000 When the IMF won't loan your country money to build those coal-fired plants, you basically go, OK, well, I guess we're just cutting wood down again and burning animal dung in the tents so that we can cook food, and it's just not clean.
00:27:53.000 Also, when you hold a climate summit in Cancun, you can tell you really value it.
00:27:57.000 Yes, you very much care about people.
00:27:59.000 Yeah, come on down, we're going to drink giant margaritas.
00:28:02.000 Right.
00:28:03.000 Well, who does she think the rich people are?
00:28:05.000 John Kerry?
00:28:06.000 No, this country.
00:28:07.000 AOC?
00:28:07.000 Everything that she's doing is making a decision from the perspective of a rich person who can And what's ironic is she goes to Jon Stewart and says, well, Rich, I'm looking at you.
00:28:15.000 He's like, well, I am a rich person.
00:28:16.000 You are all rich people if you understand the concept of wealth globally.
00:28:22.000 So let me give you kind of- 30 grand and up.
00:28:24.000 Yeah.
00:28:24.000 The US, is it GDP per capita, I think is the number that we have?
00:28:29.000 GDP per capita is $63,000.
00:28:31.000 Okay.
00:28:32.000 Gas is currently $1.2 a liter.
00:28:34.000 And I'm using this so that we can compare liters to liters.
00:28:37.000 Zimbabwe.
00:28:38.000 GDP per capita is $1,200.
00:28:40.000 That's less than $63,000.
00:28:41.000 Gas prices there are 2.1 liters, so $2.1 per liter.
00:28:43.000 Do the math there.
00:28:43.000 there are 2.1 liters, so $2.1 per liter.
00:28:43.000 So do the math.
00:28:48.000 So do the math.
00:28:50.000 Do the math there.
00:28:51.000 What do you think happens to someone who is making, let's say, $1,000, $2,000 a year,
00:28:55.000 when gas prices go up to $7, $8, $9 a gallon?
00:29:01.000 And of course, obviously, we see a correlation with all of their energy costs.
00:29:05.000 They die!
00:29:05.000 And especially knowing what we know, that global cooling is actually far more deadly to the cost of human lives, if you actually look at the numbers.
00:29:15.000 We're doing this all in the name of not seeing our world temperature go up 1.6 degrees per 100 years.
00:29:23.000 The people who are here right now can't afford to live!
00:29:26.000 Yeah, especially the developing world who didn't have the opportunity that we had.
00:29:30.000 We had the opportunity to go with the cleanest, or sorry, the cheapest energy sources possible, and we've kind of made our way up that ladder to where now we can afford to do other things.
00:29:39.000 We're just refusing to do the things that are great, but we can afford it.
00:29:42.000 They can't, and they're paying with their lives because you want gas prices to be artificially high so that people have to switch to electric, which is powered by coal.
00:29:50.000 Right.
00:29:50.000 You know this issue, for the last two years it's been shut down and everything in our society is based on materialism.
00:29:57.000 It's kind of difficult to keep up.
00:29:59.000 What?
00:30:00.000 Oh, okay, I was confused.
00:30:02.000 It was a pregnant pause.
00:30:03.000 Yes, it was a pregnant pause.
00:30:05.000 And by the way, you might want to take another one of those pregnancy tests.
00:30:08.000 I will.
00:30:09.000 Because, I don't know if you know this, but that actually means as a man, if that stick turns pink, you have prostate cancer.
00:30:14.000 Oh, I've already used 11 sticks.
00:30:17.000 It's a lot of prostate cancer.
00:30:19.000 It's malignant, is what I mean to tell you.
00:30:21.000 So here's something else.
00:30:22.000 If enacted, the Paris Climate Accord would not only, we'll go back to global, but here, it would hurt average Americans, not the policy makers, so there'd be 400,000 job losses.
00:30:33.000 $20,000 lost on average to a family of four.
00:30:34.000 All references available at lightearthcrider.com.
00:30:36.000 $2.5 trillion.
00:30:40.000 Yeah, and those were just actually, I think, winter deaths.
00:30:41.000 Like you said, the cold is actually a much bigger problem than it is in the summer months.
00:30:45.000 And by the way, as energy costs increase, the risk of deaths increase across the board.
00:30:50.000 In the 2000s, we saw decreases in energy prices.
00:30:54.000 They save 11,000 lives per year.
00:30:56.000 Yeah, and those were just actually I think winter deaths.
00:30:58.000 Like you said, the cold is actually a much bigger problem than it is in the summer months.
00:31:02.000 But 11,000 a year, that's real people not dying.
00:31:06.000 This is a very common argument that they want to make.
00:31:08.000 They talk about climate justice.
00:31:11.000 Go speak with a black person in inner-city Detroit.
00:31:13.000 Tell them that your number one goal on the agenda is climate justice, and they won't know what you're talking about.
00:31:18.000 They'll look at you like you have lobsters crawling out of your ears.
00:31:20.000 And then when you tell them that in order to basically establish some new form of climate justice, I don't know, like a five-page bill, When you're talking about AOC's bill.
00:31:31.000 What was that bill called again?
00:31:33.000 The Green New Deal?
00:31:34.000 Yeah, the Green New Deal.
00:31:35.000 That's what it was called.
00:31:36.000 That's right.
00:31:36.000 I just forgot about it.
00:31:37.000 I took up the first page.
00:31:39.000 Yeah, I had memorized it.
00:31:39.000 They used a very large font.
00:31:41.000 And also, AOC, don't go with Courier New!
00:31:44.000 Triple-spaced.
00:31:45.000 With Comic Sans!
00:31:48.000 Tell someone in inner-city Detroit that, by the way, in order to enact climate justice, gas prices and your energy prices, your monthly bills, are going to have to go up by 20%.
00:31:57.000 Watch them, see how long it takes before you wake up from your ass kicking.
00:32:02.000 Now here's another claim that they make.
00:32:05.000 Well, this is when they try and get a little more pragmatic, and of course this also doesn't work.
00:32:08.000 Everything they say flies in the face of reality.
00:32:12.000 Something else I wanted to, you know, the point that you just made is an important point about, you know, how they haven't been able to use, meaning the third world, the kinds of energy that we have in the United States.
00:32:20.000 It follows food.
00:32:21.000 It actually follows sort of the evolutionary chain of how humans have consumed food, right?
00:32:25.000 So we were primarily nomadic, then we had the agricultural revolution.
00:32:28.000 Yeah.
00:32:28.000 And then that allowed us to be more sedentary, right?
00:32:30.000 We became more agrarian societies where we had our own plot of farmland.
00:32:33.000 Then you had the Industrial Revolution, and then after that things could be shipped, right?
00:32:36.000 So people now no longer had to have a farm, but they could have food in the convenience of their own homes.
00:32:40.000 Same thing with energy.
00:32:41.000 You start off with coal, as filthy as can possibly be, then you have dirtier ways of extracting oil, it gets cleaner, it gets cleaner, you have natural gas, you have fracking, you have cleaner coal energy, whereas these other people, they're still stuck in being nomadic tribes.
00:32:54.000 Quite literally, by the way, in a lot of these countries.
00:32:56.000 They're still nomadic!
00:32:58.000 By nature.
00:33:00.000 Let alone dealing with modern forms of energy.
00:33:02.000 You think that you're going to go to the Hutu tribesmen?
00:33:05.000 In the plains of whatever.
00:33:06.000 I don't necessarily know where they live.
00:33:07.000 I'm not a geo-politicist.
00:33:10.000 You think you're gonna go to them and tell them to buy an EV?
00:33:15.000 Not going to work.
00:33:16.000 Where are you going to plug it in?
00:33:18.000 Tesla Africa has not taken off quite as well as they had hoped.
00:33:21.000 The Amish use more energy than people in the third world across the globe.
00:33:25.000 You'd have better luck telling an Amish person to plug in a tape recorder than telling people in Honduras to use an EV.
00:33:32.000 Also, Tesla in Africa is just an elephant.
00:33:34.000 Yeah, it really is.
00:33:35.000 Yeah, you just jump on its back.
00:33:36.000 And now we can't hunt them for their tusks.
00:33:39.000 Okay, so got it.
00:33:40.000 Thanks.
00:33:40.000 Now my piano sucks.
00:33:42.000 Yeah.
00:33:42.000 Well, it's a keyboard, really.
00:33:43.000 So come on, don't try and oversell it.
00:33:45.000 It's a keytar.
00:33:46.000 Don't try and keep up appearances, love.
00:33:48.000 Let's go to their next point, which also makes no sense and flies in the face of reality.
00:33:52.000 The thing you said that I find interesting is fossil fuels.
00:33:55.000 Those companies, we can't just view them as the enemy in this crisis.
00:33:59.000 They are not just the villain.
00:34:00.000 They make it, but we use it.
00:34:01.000 Like, they wouldn't make it if we didn't use it.
00:34:04.000 And if we didn't need to use it.
00:34:06.000 But they could make other stuff that we would just as easily use.
00:34:09.000 Really?
00:34:10.000 They own the present.
00:34:13.000 And I don't think you can get them to give up their piece of the present unless you cut them in on the future.
00:34:20.000 Okay, so a couple of points here.
00:34:21.000 They say they could create other forms of energy that we could use, and then he talks about we need to cut them on a piece of the deal, right?
00:34:28.000 The haves, the have-nots.
00:34:29.000 Okay, let's address the first part, since you're an energy expert.
00:34:33.000 Like what?
00:34:35.000 Sweetheart.
00:34:36.000 I hear this argument a lot, like, oh, well, these fossil fuel companies, they could just create another form of energy.
00:34:40.000 It's like telling Pepsi, oh, they could make chipsets for smartphones.
00:34:44.000 Yeah, but that's not what they do!
00:34:46.000 That's not what they do, and who are you to tell them what they should do, or what they are required to do?
00:34:50.000 I know you want to enforce that through the government by men with guns, while also robbing us of our basic right to own firearms.
00:34:55.000 But like what?
00:34:55.000 Like what?
00:34:56.000 Wind?
00:34:57.000 Solar?
00:34:58.000 Is this what you're talking about?
00:34:59.000 Fossil fuel companies could go to wind or solar.
00:35:02.000 It doesn't work.
00:35:03.000 We have this.
00:35:04.000 We've already had the Petri dish.
00:35:06.000 Germany.
00:35:06.000 We've used this example before and unfortunately now France is actually transitioning to renewables.
00:35:10.000 Why?
00:35:10.000 Because of international governing bodies that tell them that they should move away from nuclear.
00:35:15.000 Not because it's better for the environment.
00:35:16.000 So Germany.
00:35:18.000 55 point something percent of their energy came from renewables.
00:35:20.000 The references are available on the website.
00:35:22.000 What did they have?
00:35:23.000 What were the results?
00:35:24.000 More carbon emissions.
00:35:25.000 They had brownouts.
00:35:26.000 That's where they would have to sell their energy.
00:35:28.000 At a loss, I believe.
00:35:29.000 Their surplus is at a loss.
00:35:30.000 So they'd have periods where they would have no energy, and then they'd have too much energy because the battery technology isn't there, the storage capacity isn't there.
00:35:37.000 Now, France's energy for a long time, and this is going to be decreasing, was 76% nuclear.
00:35:40.000 Yeah.
00:35:42.000 They produced one-tenth of the carbon emissions that Germany did.
00:35:46.000 For half the price!
00:35:48.000 For half the price!
00:35:50.000 Someone said that's a good thing.
00:35:51.000 Yes!
00:35:51.000 It's better.
00:35:52.000 So less waste, and it's cheaper.
00:35:54.000 Well, her suggestion is invent a whole new way to have energy, though.
00:35:58.000 No, no, no, no!
00:35:58.000 That was the head writer, Dave, who said they could make other things that we could use just as easily, and I'm quoting the head writer, because that's what it said below her, and I'm like, list them, and that's not true.
00:36:11.000 Hey, she has peaches on her sweatshirt, alright?
00:36:15.000 Well, I'm fine with the peaches, I have a problem with what comes out of her mouth.
00:36:19.000 Yeah, it's just dumb.
00:36:20.000 I don't understand.
00:36:22.000 Rome wasn't built in a day, and I think we're doing pretty good considering what Tesla's... Yes, it'll take some time!
00:36:28.000 Yeah, and people who are poor can't afford that car.
00:36:31.000 Also, thank you for the Rome reference, because I can segue to Aqueducts, which brings us to hydroelectric.
00:36:37.000 By the way, I'm from Quebec.
00:36:38.000 Stretch.
00:36:39.000 That's a stretch.
00:36:39.000 I'm from Quebec.
00:36:40.000 Shut up.
00:36:40.000 I'm from Quebec.
00:36:42.000 It's perfectly appropriate.
00:36:43.000 Our electric bill was our hydro bill, which would confuse people who would come to the book, well, hydro bill, what do you mean, your water bill?
00:36:50.000 No, because a huge portion of our electric power came from hydroelectricity.
00:36:55.000 It's basically Swiss Family Robinson, right?
00:36:57.000 You have some running water, okay, you capture it, and by the way, that second, third generation is going to be a bunch of inbred morons.
00:37:02.000 I don't know how people watch Swiss Family Robinson and not just weep for the future.
00:37:05.000 Hydropower.
00:37:06.000 Can we do that?
00:37:07.000 Oh, no, wait, the left here.
00:37:08.000 Not only do they not want nuclear, they don't want hydropower because we can't build dams.
00:37:12.000 In California, you can't build dams because of a fish that can't even swim well.
00:37:16.000 The smelt.
00:37:17.000 Damn, damn, damn.
00:37:19.000 Okay, nuclear.
00:37:20.000 This is a perfect example.
00:37:21.000 It's been vilified.
00:37:23.000 It has the lowest amount of deaths per kilowatt hour.
00:37:26.000 It's not even close.
00:37:27.000 It's basically carbon emission free.
00:37:29.000 Oh, no wait.
00:37:30.000 The left is opposed to that as well.
00:37:32.000 So, we can't do hydropower.
00:37:34.000 We can't do nuclear.
00:37:35.000 That's not allowed.
00:37:37.000 Wind and solar?
00:37:37.000 It doesn't work, and by the way, the reason that certain solar panels weren't allowed to be put up in California is because of an endangered species of bug and turtle.
00:37:45.000 If you can't do it in the desert in inland California, you can't do solar!
00:37:50.000 It's not gonna work.
00:37:51.000 Hey, by the way, you know who thinks we should be doing more nuclear?
00:37:54.000 The guy selling the EVs.
00:37:56.000 Yes.
00:37:57.000 Elon Musk.
00:37:59.000 ...said Europe should be going back to this so that, guess what?
00:38:01.000 Russia can't cut you off from energy!
00:38:03.000 Hey, that might stop a war!
00:38:04.000 Who knew?
00:38:05.000 Oh, and then they say he's a puppet for Putin.
00:38:07.000 Ah, he's a shill.
00:38:08.000 Of course.
00:38:09.000 He gave Starlink to Ukraine, guys.
00:38:10.000 Do you remember that?
00:38:11.000 Do you remember that?
00:38:12.000 So they can create other forms of energy.
00:38:14.000 Okay, we're done with that guy!
00:38:16.000 Now, they move on to greedy companies, right?
00:38:18.000 These greedy companies who aren't going to give up this power, right?
00:38:21.000 We need to cut them in on a piece of the future.
00:38:24.000 This is also something that people don't understand.
00:38:27.000 It's similar to when people say Big Pharma doesn't want you to know about vitamins, supplements, and nutrition.
00:38:31.000 There's some truth to that, but if you also look at some of the biggest supplement companies in the world, some of them are basically co-owned by big pharmaceutical companies.
00:38:38.000 They stand to make the most money some of the time.
00:38:40.000 So let's look at some of these companies.
00:38:41.000 BlackRock, right?
00:38:42.000 BlackRock, they have huge stakes in energy companies.
00:38:45.000 And you also look at the relationships at companies like BlackRock.
00:38:47.000 Again, too big to fail.
00:38:49.000 And what kind of relationship they have with energy companies.
00:38:52.000 BlackRock is punishing companies over climate inaction.
00:38:55.000 One of the biggest companies in the history of mankind.
00:38:57.000 They're punishing people over climate inaction.
00:38:59.000 But to go back to the point about how climate change hurts the most vulnerable among us, right?
00:39:05.000 Hurts the poorest among us, because that's what they need to push their social agenda, the Green New Deal, and climate justice.
00:39:10.000 Well, okay.
00:39:11.000 What about this?
00:39:12.000 BlackRock CEO Larry Fink.
00:39:14.000 This wasn't that long ago.
00:39:16.000 Was basically saying, you know what, we're going to have to have a few years of discomfort in order to transition away from fossil fuels.
00:39:23.000 So big, greedy company who you're saying, hey, we need to cut them in on the future, like you have some kind of a crystal.
00:39:28.000 Like you really understand the art of the deal after just saying that these energy companies can just, I don't know, create new forms of energy.
00:39:38.000 You fail to see the connection that these are the people who have the largest vested interest in punishing companies as part of this global social agenda.
00:39:45.000 Here's Larry Fink, CEO of BlackRock himself.
00:39:47.000 Don't take my word for it.
00:39:48.000 We are going to find new supplies of oil elsewhere.
00:39:52.000 Maybe OPEC will begin to raise their production.
00:39:55.000 The U.S.
00:39:55.000 will re-begin to invest again back into our What?
00:39:59.000 Biden?
00:40:00.000 It's a good thing.
00:40:01.000 Biden?
00:40:02.000 High energy prices is going to accelerate decarbonization.
00:40:06.000 More and more people are going to say, I can't afford gas, I'm going to buy an EV.
00:40:10.000 So we're going to see behavior changes.
00:40:11.000 And over the time, the next three or four years, we are going to see less dependencies,
00:40:15.000 which is really good for the world.
00:40:17.000 We're going to have a better mix of energy between hydrocarbons and renewables.
00:40:23.000 And so it's about a two to three year possible uncertainty.
00:40:27.000 But I actually love where we're going.
00:40:29.000 Oh, wonderful, because it's good for you.
00:40:32.000 Just like the housing market, as you guys buy them all up.
00:40:34.000 Is it 180?
00:40:35.000 Is it 110?
00:40:36.000 People can't afford gas, they're going to buy an EV.
00:40:37.000 It's the dumbest sentence I've ever heard.
00:40:38.000 I think it's going to be elevated for a long time until we have these corrections.
00:40:43.000 He loves the direction it's going.
00:40:44.000 Keep in mind, that's the guy who's the CEO of the company who's bought up a large portion
00:40:49.000 of housing here in the United States, largely, you know, single income family type housing,
00:40:53.000 so that we can create a permanent class of renters.
00:40:57.000 When you bitch about, well, and of course you want the government to come in and solve the problem, just like you want the government to come in and solve the problem of energy.
00:41:03.000 And by the way, the government is the same entity that declared Black Rock too big to fail.
00:41:07.000 You can thank Elizabeth Warren for that, or at least they want to.
00:41:10.000 I don't know if that's officially been passed yet, but that was a proposal.
00:41:14.000 Do you see the cozy relationship here?
00:41:16.000 Hey, you can't afford a home.
00:41:18.000 BlackRock.
00:41:18.000 Why?
00:41:19.000 Government's in bed with BlackRock.
00:41:20.000 Hey, you can't afford gas.
00:41:22.000 CEO of BlackRock says, that's a great thing.
00:41:24.000 I love the direction we're going.
00:41:25.000 Government's in bed with BlackRock.
00:41:26.000 Do you see?
00:41:27.000 Again, you're talking about greedy companies.
00:41:29.000 And I don't disagree.
00:41:31.000 But that's not free market capitalism.
00:41:34.000 That's not even crony capitalism.
00:41:37.000 That's just bordering on socialism when you understand the relationship between BlackRock.
00:41:40.000 And also, by the way, a lot of these big tech companies and our federal government.
00:41:43.000 Which brings us to the next point, and this is a point that they make all the... This is all in one video!
00:41:47.000 This is all in one five-minute video!
00:41:49.000 And it was like wave after wave of bullshit where I'm going, I can't believe they fit all of these strawman arguments into one five-minute segment and no one said, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hold on a second, we shouldn't upload this.
00:42:00.000 Wait, why?
00:42:01.000 Because it's all incorrect.
00:42:04.000 How'd you find that out?
00:42:05.000 I spent ten minutes on Bing.
00:42:09.000 I spent five minutes with that bent-back paperclip telling me that I didn't know how to spell hippopotamus.
00:42:16.000 That was my fact check that everything here is wrong, Mrs. Head Writer.
00:42:21.000 Okay, so here they talk about, and you hear this all the time, that we subsidize fossil fuels more than... that's the reason that we haven't transitioned to green energy.
00:42:29.000 It's wrong, but hear it from them first.
00:42:32.000 Greedy companies aren't going to make decisions based on morality.
00:42:34.000 To that point, though.
00:42:35.000 So it's like even if you cut them in.
00:42:37.000 Yeah, I'm curious what cutting them in looks like in a perfect world
00:42:40.000 because we already subsidize them with very little regulation.
00:42:44.000 Very little. You know, they're already being given money, but not for renewables.
00:42:47.000 Right. I mean, less for much, much, much less for renewables.
00:42:51.000 And you uploaded that shit.
00:42:53.000 I can't believe he showed us who writes the show.
00:42:57.000 I can't believe that he showed us his head writer was a white person.
00:43:01.000 Oh, that's terrible.
00:43:02.000 Cancelable.
00:43:03.000 Couldn't get Tom Brady on the payroll, huh?
00:43:06.000 I see an empty Kaepernick seat by the writer's table.
00:43:10.000 Somebody could take a knee right next to that table.
00:43:10.000 Jon Stewart.
00:43:12.000 There's only one person of color and she's not said a word thus far.
00:43:16.000 She said two words, but they were wrong.
00:43:16.000 Well, she did.
00:43:18.000 Oh, that's true.
00:43:18.000 So this is something they say, oh, they receive, well, first off, subsidies through what?
00:43:23.000 Through relaxed regulation.
00:43:26.000 Ah, very little regulation.
00:43:27.000 Energy companies?
00:43:28.000 I don't think you can find a more regulated industry in the industrialized world outside of maybe health insurance companies, maybe airlines.
00:43:37.000 And by the way, these always rate very highly on the favorability scale, right?
00:43:41.000 You guys love energy companies, health insurance companies, and airlines.
00:43:44.000 Those are the top three.
00:43:48.000 Oh my gosh.
00:43:48.000 On the tip sheet.
00:43:49.000 So this is factually incorrect.
00:43:51.000 We give far, far more in subsidies to renewable energy than fossil fuel companies.
00:43:59.000 Let me give you some numbers really quick.
00:44:01.000 2016, overall energy subsidies to the entire energy sector.
00:44:05.000 Coal, $19 million directly, $1.2 billion overall.
00:44:09.000 Natural gas, $111 million directly, negative $773 million overall because of the tax expenditures
00:44:16.000 which were $940 million.
00:44:20.000 Nuclear $365 million overall.
00:44:23.000 Renewables, it's ironic that they don't put nuclear really in that category, especially
00:44:28.000 when you understand what you can also do with nuclear waste as well and that off
00:44:30.000 that's sort of what they use to cool it down That heat can also be recycled as energy.
00:44:34.000 This is modern technology that, of course, because of regulations, we can't utilize.
00:44:37.000 But $365 million to nuclear overall.
00:44:40.000 Renewables, $909 million directly.
00:44:44.000 $6.6 billion overall.
00:44:47.000 So they want you to believe that fossil fuel, natural gas, that they're receiving more in subsidies than renewables.
00:44:54.000 Negative 773 million versus a positive of 6.6 billion.
00:45:02.000 It's not even close.
00:45:03.000 It's even exacerbated by the fact that in 2016, we're talking about this very same year, renewables only generated 15% of total electricity created.
00:45:13.000 The rest was fossil fuels, nuclear gas.
00:45:14.000 And at what cost?
00:45:16.000 Yeah.
00:45:16.000 Right?
00:45:16.000 So every time you get an electric bill or a plan, they're like, hey, sign up for this green thing.
00:45:20.000 And I'm like, oh, well, that's cool.
00:45:21.000 What is it going to cost?
00:45:22.000 Well, about 25% to 35% more than your current plan.
00:45:26.000 That's just my experience.
00:45:26.000 I mean, maybe higher in California, because they don't have any regulations.
00:45:29.000 Remember that.
00:45:30.000 What's it going to cost?
00:45:32.000 65 species of endangered birds.
00:45:34.000 They will be extinct.
00:45:35.000 Can you name them?
00:45:36.000 Because I don't like all birds.
00:45:37.000 Yeah, well, birds are weird.
00:45:39.000 Not all birds matter, Steve.
00:45:40.000 We can live without gas, guys.
00:45:41.000 We can't live without them turtles.
00:45:43.000 Right.
00:45:44.000 Where are the cartels gonna fit their heads?
00:45:46.000 What else would snap at us when we try to feed it?
00:45:48.000 Why don't we let animals die that are supposed to?
00:45:50.000 Yeah.
00:45:51.000 Sharks.
00:45:51.000 That's what we do with the Canadian geese and now they're just everywhere and I wish they were dead.
00:45:55.000 They almost took down an airplane.
00:45:57.000 Thank God Sullen was on board.
00:45:59.000 Well that's also because of rich white people of course.
00:46:02.000 For example in Wyoming in these states now they have a problem with grizzly bears.
00:46:06.000 And they're not allowed to hunt them.
00:46:07.000 Well, you can.
00:46:08.000 You can.
00:46:08.000 They said, well, we'll help keep grizzly bears in check.
00:46:11.000 Right?
00:46:12.000 Oh, OK.
00:46:12.000 So we can hunt them.
00:46:13.000 Yeah.
00:46:14.000 For, I think it's a $200,000 tag.
00:46:15.000 Oh, geez.
00:46:16.000 Maybe it's a $300,000.
00:46:17.000 Somewhere between $200,000 and $400,000 tag for a grizzly bear.
00:46:20.000 So who does it?
00:46:21.000 It ends up being a bunch of wealthy people.
00:46:23.000 And then, of course, the poor people just get murdered by grizzly bears.
00:46:27.000 Well, it's not murder.
00:46:27.000 It's just the circle of life.
00:46:29.000 Remember in Michigan, the wolf hunt vote for the UP?
00:46:32.000 Yes.
00:46:32.000 And then it got voted down by a bunch of hipsters in Flint and Detroit.
00:46:35.000 It's like, you guys, you shouldn't have a say in what they do up there.
00:46:40.000 They're like, well, if you hunt the wolves, they don't take out the coyotes.
00:46:43.000 They said, yeah, well, we're not so concerned about the coyote problem as we are the wolf problem.
00:46:47.000 The coyotes are skittish.
00:46:48.000 Yeah.
00:46:49.000 The wolf's like, you're mine.
00:46:51.000 Yeah.
00:46:51.000 Do you know in Napa Valley that if a deer is eating... The wolf goes on a shirt in Michigan.
00:46:55.000 If a deer is eating your crop, Napa Valley is known for wine the world over.
00:46:59.000 Huge, huge money for Napa...
00:47:00.000 If a deer is eating your grapes, you can't shoot it.
00:47:03.000 This is the same kind of thinking, like, when there really is a problem, because it takes out the whole thing that they're producing.
00:47:08.000 Well, you can't shoot it, but there is the run-it-over-with-your-tractor loophole.
00:47:12.000 Oh.
00:47:12.000 That's true.
00:47:13.000 Well, there's tons of people who shoot it and act like it never happened.
00:47:15.000 And you just hide the body in the Cayman Islands.
00:47:17.000 Okay.
00:47:17.000 You can give it a Colombian necktie.
00:47:19.000 Yes.
00:47:20.000 I'm partial to the Peruvian necktie.
00:47:22.000 It's harder.
00:47:22.000 A Bambi.
00:47:23.000 Yeah.
00:47:24.000 Pulls its tongue through its neck.
00:47:25.000 You're gonna wish the worst thing that happened to you was your mom being shot.
00:47:28.000 Don't touch my grapes, they're shit.
00:47:30.000 You were dead.
00:47:31.000 These were my Franzia grapes.
00:47:34.000 Thumper says hello.
00:47:35.000 Alright.
00:47:36.000 Here's the next comment that they make, which doesn't necessarily need to be rebutted, but I'm going to do it anyway.
00:47:42.000 Because in order to try and make this case of, well, riddled with... No, I don't even want to say riddled!
00:47:48.000 Exclusively based on factual inaccuracies.
00:47:52.000 Exclusively.
00:47:53.000 All the substantiation in this video is factually inaccurate.
00:47:57.000 Every single claim that they make.
00:47:58.000 And that's really difficult to do because they're trying to evade making factual statements because they don't necessarily want to be held accountable.
00:48:05.000 Which brings us to our next point.
00:48:08.000 Well, this is all the problem of the something something something corporations.
00:48:11.000 Corporations are sociopaths.
00:48:13.000 Right.
00:48:14.000 So they're also not going to do better out of the good of their own hearts.
00:48:18.000 Right.
00:48:19.000 But you need accountability.
00:48:20.000 Goodness.
00:48:21.000 How do you hold them accountable for, if we cut them in, where does accountability live in that space?
00:48:26.000 So I think you have a political problem here.
00:48:30.000 Because they control so much that is the engine of our economy.
00:48:35.000 Same in the financial markets.
00:48:37.000 They have politicians over a barrel.
00:48:41.000 Interesting.
00:48:42.000 Okay, so corporations are sociopaths.
00:48:43.000 Now far be it from me to disagree, and this is the issue that I've talked about in the past, where does your worldview require inconsistency?
00:48:52.000 I believe, for example, that that CEO of BlackRock saying that he loves the direction of skyrocketing energy costs, I believe he might be a sociopath at the very least selfish.
00:49:01.000 I believe that power corrupts.
00:49:02.000 I believe that can take place with powerful companies in the free market.
00:49:06.000 But you know who else I think?
00:49:08.000 Often lean towards being a sociopathic in nature?
00:49:12.000 Career politicians!
00:49:14.000 And to repeat your question, how do you hold them accountable when they can just write new laws so that they are never held accountable?
00:49:23.000 I mean, at least with the company.
00:49:24.000 Now, let's not talk about the socialist companies.
00:49:27.000 And what I mean by that is deemed too big to fail, like the financial institutions you just bitched about.
00:49:33.000 Or the airlines that you guys all bitch about, right?
00:49:35.000 I'm talking about the mom-and-pop shops.
00:49:36.000 And by the way, mom-and-pop shops can include businesses that are worth 50, 100, 200 million.
00:49:41.000 We're just talking about companies that operate on an honest profit margin and don't receive subsidies.
00:49:45.000 Those are the companies that I'm talking about here.
00:49:48.000 They break the law.
00:49:49.000 Guess what?
00:49:50.000 They pay a price.
00:49:52.000 What do you do When you have career politicians who are not beholden, not only to laws, but by the way, if that mom-and-pop shop creates a product that sucks, or there's a scandal...
00:50:05.000 Their customer base turns against them?
00:50:06.000 Guess what?
00:50:07.000 That's some level of accountability.
00:50:09.000 So we have two levels of accountability for the private sector, for these businesses.
00:50:12.000 Again, we're not talking about the crony socialist businesses who receive never-ending bailouts and are deemed too big to fail.
00:50:16.000 What do they have?
00:50:17.000 They are subject to laws and they are subject to market forces in that they cannot force you to purchase their services.
00:50:25.000 It has to be a voluntary exchange of goods.
00:50:27.000 Those two safeguards do not exist.
00:50:30.000 For career politicians.
00:50:31.000 So, if one is a sociopath, you at least can keep them in check.
00:50:35.000 Somehow.
00:50:36.000 Somewhat.
00:50:37.000 There's a hope.
00:50:39.000 If a career politician is a sociopath, you have no hope.
00:50:42.000 There is nothing you can do because, well, we'll just write a new law so that doesn't really matter.
00:50:46.000 Kind of like when Nancy Pelosi, I don't know if you remember this, defended insider trading!
00:50:52.000 Martha Stewart was wearing an orange jumpsuit for doing what Nancy Pelosi here flagrantly defends.
00:50:59.000 just sign a new law that defends it.
00:51:01.000 I'm wondering if you have any reaction to that.
00:51:14.000 And secondly, should members of Congress and their spouses be banned from trading individual
00:51:20.000 The answer is yes.
00:51:21.000 Just say yes.
00:51:22.000 No to the second one.
00:51:25.000 We have a responsibility to report on the stock.
00:51:30.000 I'm not familiar with that five-month review, but if people aren't reporting, they should be.
00:51:36.000 You're very familiar.
00:51:39.000 Because this is a free market and people should be able to participate in that.
00:51:47.000 Now you love the free market.
00:51:48.000 Miss, we have to pass the bill to know what's in it.
00:51:51.000 I'm a little confused.
00:51:52.000 It's only a free market if everybody's playing kind of with the same, roughly, because it's impossible, the same information.
00:51:58.000 You're literally going, Yeah, we're going to approve this one, so go buy that stock today, because we're going to approve that tomorrow in committee, and that'll get out, and that's going to make them millions of dollars, and so that's fair.
00:52:07.000 Yeah, for people who don't understand what this is, because people often throw out the talking point insider trading laws with people who are in elected office.
00:52:13.000 Let me break it down for you really quickly.
00:52:14.000 It's illegal, for example, if you're in the private sector, for someone to give you a tip saying, hey, I work over here at Pepsi and company, or Coke, and they say, hey, by the way, we're going to be releasing new Coke tomorrow, so you might want to invest in it, which, by the way, Don't get tips from a guy who works at New Coke.
00:52:30.000 Ford Etzel people.
00:52:31.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:52:31.000 Waiting to get paid out.
00:52:32.000 That's illegal if you invest, you make a bunch of money.
00:52:34.000 However, it's not illegal for Nancy Pelosi to say, oh, you know what?
00:52:37.000 We're actually going to approve this bill that allows these solar panels in, I don't know, the Mojave Desert.
00:52:41.000 Oh, and by the way, we're going to give a no-bid contract to this company to make those panels, and let me invest in some stock for said company.
00:52:48.000 Now it's estimated that Pelosi herself owns about $46 million in stocks, and guess what her husband does?
00:52:52.000 He runs a venture capital fund.
00:52:54.000 How convenient.
00:52:55.000 You do that, and they would have you in solitary confinement with lines on the wall like Zorro.
00:53:03.000 Yeah, and let's just bring it down to a practical example from the last couple of years.
00:53:07.000 We're about to close down the entire economy.
00:53:10.000 We are about to close everything down, and I'm gonna buy some Amazon stock.
00:53:14.000 Because they had that information before we did, obviously.
00:53:17.000 Right.
00:53:18.000 So you think that's fair?
00:53:19.000 I'm going to close everything down.
00:53:21.000 I'm going to go buy Amazon stock.
00:53:22.000 Right.
00:53:22.000 That's not fair.
00:53:23.000 It has to be public information.
00:53:24.000 Well, I would say it should be illegal.
00:53:29.000 Taking a risk here.
00:53:29.000 Not according to name.
00:53:31.000 And here's their final claim that they make, and again, remember that first point that they made?
00:53:34.000 John Stewart and the Headwriters, I don't remember all of their names.
00:53:37.000 I'm horrible with names, and it's even exacerbated by the fact that I don't care about these people.
00:53:40.000 So, the first point was it's not going to affect, you know, the rich.
00:53:45.000 Eventually it'll come for the rich, but right now it affects the poorest among us.
00:53:49.000 We have to act on climate change now so that we help the impoverished and the underprivileged.
00:53:53.000 That was their first point.
00:53:55.000 Well, now they end it with Actually, we're going to have to destroy their lives because something something something justice.
00:54:01.000 One of the conversations around climate change is that we have to have a just transition, that coal mining jobs are actually good paying jobs.
00:54:10.000 We hear that a lot.
00:54:11.000 Progress is never fair and almost never just.
00:54:17.000 And I think my view of the world is more like, how can we give the soft landings to the inevitable destruction that is ancillary to our progress?
00:54:36.000 And there it is.
00:54:37.000 Your jobs, your livelihoods, are ancillary to our progress.
00:54:43.000 Now keep in mind, they said ancillary.
00:54:45.000 Which means insignificant, right?
00:54:48.000 Separated from.
00:54:50.000 To our progress.
00:54:51.000 Is there any more elitist phrase that you've ever heard on a program?
00:54:55.000 There are jobs and livelihoods which will be painful but ancillary to our progress.
00:54:59.000 Meaning the progress of people like John Stewart and those head writers, the people in California, the elites in New York, in the New Yorks of the world, the Californians of the world.
00:55:05.000 And your livelihood is ancillary.
00:55:08.000 You know what else is?
00:55:10.000 Well, the cost of gas.
00:55:12.000 What's under ancillary?
00:55:12.000 Let's look at that.
00:55:13.000 The cost of gas.
00:55:15.000 The cost of all energy, the cost to heat your homes, your jobs, if you're working in any kind of an energy sector that isn't renewable.
00:55:22.000 Hey, you know what else is ancillary because we want to cut them in a piece of the future, places like Black Rock?
00:55:26.000 Your ability to own a home.
00:55:29.000 So right now we have a bunch of privileged wealthy people game-planning the entire economy under the guise of climate justice while considering your livelihood.
00:55:41.000 And everything they're in to be ancillary.
00:55:44.000 There's no conspiracy.
00:55:45.000 That, my friends, is the Great Reset.
00:55:47.000 That's the Great Reset.
00:55:49.000 That's what it is.
00:55:49.000 That's why BlackRock CEO loves the direction we're going.
00:55:54.000 With the pain, the discomfort of energy costs.
00:55:57.000 He's not affected.
00:55:58.000 Nor is John Stewart.
00:55:59.000 We know Stephen Colbert isn't affected.
00:56:00.000 He would pay $15 a gallon.
00:56:03.000 You're just ancillary to that room, to those boards, and those sociopaths in government.
00:56:09.000 You don't need a conspiracy.
00:56:11.000 That's the great reset.
00:56:12.000 All right.
00:56:13.000 Any other points you guys want to make?
00:56:16.000 I hope that show gets better, because Jon Stewart's better than that.
00:56:19.000 I don't know if that's the show or behind the scenes.
00:56:21.000 Is that the show?
00:56:22.000 I think it's the behind the scenes for the show, but if that's any indication of what the show is like, he's starting out with bad information to speak to better people around him.
00:56:30.000 You're right, though.
00:56:31.000 It's always a savior complex.
00:56:32.000 Here's the problem.
00:56:36.000 Every rich person isn't evil and every poor person isn't great.
00:56:40.000 Right.
00:56:40.000 And that seems to be this constant narrative that they put out there that they're trying to save the other person.
00:56:45.000 Right.
00:56:45.000 And there are people, like, I do think that Jon Stewart actually cares about people.
00:56:50.000 I do.
00:56:50.000 think he genuinely does and I do think that the CEO of BlackRock who looks like Mr. Burns crossed
00:56:56.000 with Smithers is probably a pretty evil dude. You know like that's a good example of it but
00:57:01.000 doing all this and trying to push this narrative isn't helping anybody. It's never gonna,
00:57:07.000 like he doesn't, when you're talking about the rich and you're not aware of the fact that you
00:57:12.000 are the rich, that's when it looks bad.
00:57:15.000 Well, he kind of acknowledges that in that segment a little bit.
00:57:18.000 Not him, but the rest of them.
00:57:19.000 The rest of them don't realize it.
00:57:19.000 The table, yeah.
00:57:21.000 Not him, but yeah, the table.
00:57:22.000 For crying out loud.
00:57:23.000 And Nancy Pelosi dances like a gopher when she hears about burn victims.
00:57:27.000 Yes, I know.
00:57:29.000 She loves it.
00:57:29.000 She's alright.
00:57:30.000 Do you know how I know they're rich at that table?
00:57:32.000 By global standards?
00:57:33.000 Clean water?
00:57:34.000 Obesity.
00:57:35.000 Oh, well, yeah.
00:57:36.000 Not all the writers.
00:57:38.000 By the way, we do have plus-size clothing at CrowderShop.com, so if you guys want to support this program, we do not receive millions of dollars in funding from Apple, but we do have XXXL clothing, I believe.
00:57:51.000 Though, of course, quantities are limited because, you know.
00:57:54.000 And there's an extra charge.
00:57:54.000 And you should come and see Stephen and I when you buy three seats.
00:57:57.000 Yes, exactly.
00:58:00.000 We're playing classic theater right now.
00:58:01.000 And smash the like button right now because we're gonna move on to a segment here about which I know very little.
00:58:07.000 It's okay, I got your back.
00:58:08.000 But that's because Gerald, uh, he likes wearing other men's names on his back.
00:58:13.000 I've never done that.
00:58:14.000 And apparently he actually has been pinned with Tom Brady's high school ring.
00:58:18.000 It's time for Gerald Knows Sports.
00:58:19.000 Woo!
00:58:20.000 Woo!
00:58:22.000 Wide open, he scores!
00:58:26.000 Woo!
00:58:27.000 Let me just set this up before I, uh, what is it, do I...
00:58:32.000 Before I HUT to you?
00:58:33.000 What is that called?
00:58:34.000 Handoff to you?
00:58:35.000 Maybe a handoff or a pass.
00:58:36.000 A HUT?
00:58:37.000 A HUT?
00:58:38.000 How dare you?
00:58:39.000 You're offending so many people.
00:58:40.000 I don't know, but either way, someone's wearing a cancer ribbon.
00:58:43.000 So, before we go to Tom Brady, I don't know if you've, you've probably been hearing in the news that Colin Kaepernick, he released a training video because he wants to, he's hoping, he's vying for an audition for a chance at slavery.
00:58:57.000 He's in the freak show audition phase of American Idol for slavery.
00:59:01.000 Right.
00:59:02.000 It's exciting.
00:59:02.000 Yeah.
00:59:03.000 He actually tweeted out, I've been prepping for the last four years, I've been throwing to a bunch of friends, and I'm ready to have some real receivers.
00:59:11.000 Where are you guys at?
00:59:12.000 Like, to go and throw to.
00:59:12.000 Yeah.
00:59:13.000 One, that's dogging your friends that apparently you've been throwing to, which maybe that's appropriate, but two, like, you've been out of the league for four years and you suck to the last two and a half that you were in the league and you're getting better?
00:59:23.000 Yeah, you were a grand disappointment.
00:59:25.000 Yes.
00:59:26.000 Just as a player.
00:59:27.000 You got beat out by Blaine Gabbert.
00:59:30.000 Just think about that.
00:59:31.000 But I remember that in Roots.
00:59:32.000 I remember the freed blacks trying to get into the cotton field.
00:59:36.000 Oh, that's true, yeah.
00:59:37.000 They were sending in mixtapes.
00:59:39.000 There was quite a combine to try to get in there.
00:59:43.000 Please, sir, I want to work for you.
00:59:46.000 I want the sign-in bonus, sir.
00:59:47.000 Sign-in bonus, sir.
00:59:48.000 It's like bidding, just like slavery.
00:59:48.000 I love that.
00:59:50.000 It's like, right, except for the slave gets all the money.
00:59:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:53.000 And right now you are demanding.
00:59:56.000 It's an injustice when you work for the NFL because you're a slave, and it's an injustice when you're not rehired by the NFL because they're not allowing you to be a slave.
01:00:06.000 Do you see why that guy was crappy for the locker room?
01:00:10.000 Well, there's also a difference between being fired and retiring.
01:00:14.000 Yes, that's true.
01:00:16.000 Taking your toys and going home.
01:00:18.000 He's just George Costanza showing up back at the office, like, I still work here, right?
01:00:22.000 No, Colin, you don't.
01:00:24.000 Oh, that whole thing when I left for two and a half years?
01:00:26.000 Come on.
01:00:26.000 Come on, guys.
01:00:27.000 You called me a racist.
01:00:29.000 Someone threw a brick through my wife's window.
01:00:31.000 Come on!
01:00:32.000 Come on, water under the bridge.
01:00:33.000 I may admit, I was basically a slave.
01:00:35.000 Like, come on.
01:00:36.000 I made those commercials, remember?
01:00:37.000 I got the Nike contract for kneeling.
01:00:40.000 After I got my, uh, my perm.
01:00:44.000 My parents are white.
01:00:45.000 Stop showing photos of them.
01:00:46.000 I go to the same hairdresser as Rachel Dolezal and Sean King.
01:00:46.000 Yeah, stop showing photos.
01:00:51.000 But of course, we're going to give you the top five reasons why Tom Brady needs to be cancelled.
01:00:55.000 Oh.
01:00:56.000 Because Tom Brady, you were saying this was announced this week, he's... Yeah, he's coming back, right?
01:00:59.000 So I think he was retired for, you know, just a couple of months, and so on Sunday he sent out this post and said he's coming back after, you know, he's going to be playing his 23rd season.
01:01:08.000 I don't think this guy's a real human being at this point.
01:01:11.000 But a great quarterback, right?
01:01:12.000 Yeah.
01:01:13.000 I don't know how he has the energy after he's married to that supermodel.
01:01:15.000 Well, that's weird.
01:01:16.000 Is he 61 years old now?
01:01:17.000 He's like the oldest player ever.
01:01:18.000 Well, not quite.
01:01:19.000 Apparently he doesn't have enough money.
01:01:21.000 He's probably just sitting around going, I'm Tom Brady, why am I at home making Eggos?
01:01:25.000 Yeah, he's just looking at his supermodel wife like, ugh, gross.
01:01:27.000 If I have to look at her one more time... He's like, I'm so tired of hitting that.
01:01:31.000 Ugh, he's like, can you come and make love to me?
01:01:36.000 Ugh, she's exhausting.
01:01:38.000 What is this, two-a-days?
01:01:39.000 I'm gonna toss on some Wrangler jeans and go back to work.
01:01:42.000 Actually, I think there's a clip of him returning.
01:01:45.000 Unretiring.
01:01:46.000 Tom Brady will be back there at quarterback retirement that lasted all of 40 days.
01:01:51.000 He's going to return to the Bucs for a 23rd NFL season.
01:01:55.000 He'll start at quarterback at the age of 45 for Tampa Bay after leaving the NFL in passing yards, touchdowns, completions, and attempts last season.
01:02:03.000 A very small time.
01:02:04.000 That guy's, like, 90s fit.
01:02:05.000 Oh, patty cat, yeah.
01:02:07.000 That's the rep, of course.
01:02:08.000 40 day trip with life as a retired human.
01:02:08.000 Wow.
01:02:12.000 Tom Brady has decided, get me the back into some sort of gold handed business.
01:02:19.000 I had a wonderful weekend and my goodness, who do we have here?
01:02:24.000 Oh, Skip Bayless.
01:02:27.000 Edward Patrick Brady Jr. is back!
01:02:27.000 It's the worst.
01:02:31.000 Your worst nightmare is back!
01:02:33.000 You're going to have a long season next year.
01:02:36.000 This is what passes for media and sports, though?
01:02:38.000 It's the worst.
01:02:39.000 Best show ever.
01:02:40.000 Let's party.
01:02:41.000 There ain't nothing to celebrate.
01:02:42.000 I love how they always just fit a woman in there and give her some time.
01:02:45.000 She's probably about as prepared as Jon Stewart is to discuss climate change.
01:02:48.000 You could be a fan.
01:02:51.000 The greatest of the greats at the roundtable in sports media.
01:02:53.000 It's like when people say, no vagina, no opinion on any issue.
01:02:56.000 You know, abortion, pregnancy, contraception.
01:02:58.000 It's like, yeah, well, when was the last time you played football?
01:03:00.000 Get the hell off SportsCenter.
01:03:03.000 Well, look, Tom Brady did take to Twitter to announce his unretiring, and so I'll read some of his words.
01:03:09.000 These past few months, I've realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands, because you were going to go to the games.
01:03:14.000 That time will come.
01:03:15.000 Yeah, and if he was going to go to the game, it would be the stands as opposed to the most privileged executive box that ever existed.
01:03:21.000 We're supposed to believe he's in the nosebleed section next to the QAnon shaman.
01:03:24.000 True.
01:03:25.000 I love my teammates and I love my supportive family.
01:03:28.000 They make it all possible.
01:03:29.000 I'm coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa.
01:03:33.000 Unfinished business.
01:03:34.000 And then he says something that I can't say.
01:03:37.000 LFG.
01:03:38.000 It's let's F go.
01:03:39.000 You can fill in the F. And I think he's excited, right?
01:03:42.000 Is it fudge?
01:03:44.000 No, David, it's not the fudge.
01:03:45.000 Now look, it would seem like everybody's going to be excited.
01:03:48.000 We said moratorium on stelter talk.
01:03:49.000 Yes, we did.
01:03:50.000 It seemed that everybody's going to be excited that Tom Brady is going to return, but really the question is should they be excited?
01:03:56.000 Oh, that's odd.
01:03:57.000 Do people get mad about that?
01:03:58.000 Well, there's a number of reasons.
01:04:00.000 In our current culture.
01:04:02.000 And I know people think that Brady is the GOAT, right?
01:04:04.000 The greatest of all time.
01:04:06.000 Here's the stupid thing about that acronym.
01:04:09.000 You just said the acronym and then said what the acronym meant.
01:04:12.000 There's no point to the acronym anymore.
01:04:14.000 Well, it's like a pick the GOAT.
01:04:15.000 Greatest of all time.
01:04:16.000 Well, then why say GOAT?
01:04:17.000 I just didn't want to sound like, you know, some people don't know sports.
01:04:20.000 Just say one or the other.
01:04:21.000 It was for you.
01:04:22.000 Do you know what GOAT is?
01:04:23.000 Well, then I'm sorry.
01:04:23.000 Yes, I do.
01:04:24.000 But the point is, if I didn't, it wouldn't help me to say GOAT.
01:04:27.000 You just seem elitist.
01:04:27.000 If you don't know what GOAT is by now, you shouldn't even be watching anything.
01:04:31.000 You're an idiot.
01:04:32.000 Also, let's be careful with saying goat too many times.
01:04:34.000 I don't know if that terrorist from earlier is dead yet.
01:04:35.000 That's true.
01:04:36.000 He may come running back.
01:04:37.000 We don't need an aroused semi-dead terrorist.
01:04:40.000 Blood will be flowing, just not to the right place.
01:04:43.000 I hope there's not enough blood left.
01:04:44.000 So this brings us to, I guess, first off, I don't know why he unretired, but the top five reasons, I guess, to cancel Tom Brady.
01:04:50.000 That's the only way you're gonna stop this man.
01:04:51.000 I do hope it's comically his worst season ever.
01:04:56.000 Just not that I don't like him, it's just out of humor.
01:04:58.000 Yeah, no, of course.
01:04:58.000 The NFL has been telling us and making it very clear the kind of player that they are looking for.
01:05:03.000 This balanced individual.
01:05:04.000 And I don't know that Tom Brady fits this, and so point number one is just that he is a white cis male.
01:05:10.000 Yeah, I don't know why they even allow him back.
01:05:11.000 I mean, he couldn't even make it past the first round in a Jon Stewart writers room.
01:05:15.000 No, that's true.
01:05:15.000 It's cheerleading, maybe.
01:05:16.000 Look at that guy, guys.
01:05:17.000 It's gross.
01:05:18.000 He's just so white.
01:05:21.000 I can't believe it.
01:05:22.000 They constantly give him chances while they're blackballing Once-in-a-generation talents like Colin Kaepernick.
01:05:28.000 Guys they give huge opportunities to that spit in their face.
01:05:32.000 Right.
01:05:32.000 I don't know that we can use blackballing as a term anymore, but I think that's insensitive according to the NFL.
01:05:39.000 I can't believe cis is a word.
01:05:40.000 We're talking about goat shouldn't be a word.
01:05:42.000 Whiteballing.
01:05:43.000 Cis.
01:05:43.000 Oh, you mean normal?
01:05:45.000 Yeah, you mean...
01:05:46.000 Look, there are other reasons, right?
01:05:49.000 So our second reason on our list of five is that he embodies this pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps mentality that is just so outdated.
01:05:58.000 It is, yes.
01:05:59.000 We can't expect people to do that.
01:06:00.000 They use it now, they go, I know we're supposed to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps.
01:06:03.000 Yes, even though you say it with an eye roll, it doesn't mean that it's incorrect.
01:06:06.000 Yes.
01:06:06.000 And we all remember, like, Tom Brady.
01:06:08.000 Get a Tesla.
01:06:09.000 This overprivileged guy was drafted 199th in 2000 in the NFL Draft out of the University of Michigan, which sucks.
01:06:18.000 And he looked like this.
01:06:19.000 Let me see him.
01:06:20.000 Oh, gosh.
01:06:21.000 I mean, look at him.
01:06:22.000 And he ran a 5'2", 540 yard dash.
01:06:24.000 He looks like he would be one of the nude images when you're a kid in biology class.
01:06:30.000 Like, he needs to be someone who's not so ugly they're off-putting, but certainly not attractive, so it's pornography.
01:06:34.000 I'll be honest, I looked better than him in high school.
01:06:36.000 Yeah.
01:06:37.000 Wow.
01:06:37.000 Well, look, let's look at what a 5-2-5 40-yard dash actually looks like.
01:06:46.000 I think Joe Biden outran him here.
01:06:49.000 I saw a fat kid yesterday run faster chasing the ice cream truck.
01:06:52.000 Oh, for sure.
01:06:52.000 That was me.
01:06:53.000 And then I saw the pedophile driving the truck run faster away from the cops.
01:06:56.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:06:57.000 That was me.
01:06:58.000 For context, at 270 pounds, I ran about a 5 flat, which is not fast, but it's faster than that.
01:07:04.000 I was going to say, before the knee injury, I guarantee you I could.
01:07:06.000 Before my multiple knee surgeries, guarantee you I'm going to run faster than that.
01:07:09.000 Well listen, look, without one government subsidy like we're talking about or any kind of a handout, he actually went on to win seven Super Bowls.
01:07:16.000 Again, just because he's this white privilege pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of guy, right?
01:07:21.000 And here's the thing, too, I will say about Tom.
01:07:22.000 I don't know a lot about football, but I do know he's obviously the best quarterback of all time.
01:07:25.000 Joe Montana?
01:07:26.000 No, look, objectively you would have to list him that way.
01:07:29.000 But this is kind of a perfect example.
01:07:30.000 Sometimes the people who are best at something make the worst coaches,
01:07:36.000 or they're not the most effective coaches, because some people are just born with an innate ability.
01:07:40.000 It's what we actually, people use the term talent sometimes, and they misuse the word talent.
01:07:44.000 There are some people who have something you can't teach.
01:07:47.000 So Tom Brady, from what I understand, obviously not a great runner,
01:07:50.000 decent enough passer, but not the best in the league, Not a bad arm, not the best arm.
01:07:54.000 He's very good, but yeah, he's not the best.
01:07:55.000 He's good, but he's not the best at any one thing.
01:07:57.000 And it's very comparable to the Canadian in me, you know, Wayne Gretzky.
01:08:01.000 Wayne Gretzky is the greatest of all time, you know, in hockey.
01:08:03.000 And the thing is, Wayne Gretzky wasn't the best at any one thing.
01:08:05.000 He wasn't the best shooter.
01:08:06.000 You'd have to have someone like a Brett Hall or something like that at that point.
01:08:08.000 He wasn't the best deckhandler.
01:08:09.000 That was Mario Lemieux.
01:08:10.000 Not a great goalie.
01:08:11.000 Not a great colleague.
01:08:13.000 Not the best skater.
01:08:14.000 You'd have like a Mike Modano there.
01:08:16.000 But there was something about Wayne Gretzky, and his quote was, don't go where the puck is, go where the puck's going to be.
01:08:21.000 It's like, well, that's horrible coaching.
01:08:22.000 People are like, oh, so I just need to look in my plasma ball?
01:08:25.000 Wayne Gretzky, thanks for that advice.
01:08:27.000 But it was like the puck was magnetized to his stick.
01:08:31.000 He was just able to be where he needed to be, and he wasn't able to impart that to someone else.
01:08:36.000 It seems like with Tom Brady, I mean, his training is terrible.
01:08:39.000 But he's very disciplined about his diet, about his sleep, about his training, and there's something that, it's just, I don't know if you would call it sports IQ, and I think that's why so many people dislike him, because it's like, he shouldn't be as good as he is, but he's unbelievable.
01:08:50.000 But you're trying to explain a talent to another person.
01:08:53.000 Right.
01:08:53.000 Like, that's just something that you have, and that's the way that his brain works.
01:08:56.000 If yours doesn't function like that, you can't learn that.
01:08:59.000 Well, and that's another problem that we have with Tom Brady, because Tom Brady Point number three is he's a winner.
01:09:05.000 Cancel this one.
01:09:06.000 Right?
01:09:06.000 I can't believe it.
01:09:08.000 Look, the NFL doesn't value any of these things, okay?
01:09:08.000 What?
01:09:10.000 And so Tom Brady cannot be the best ever.
01:09:12.000 Look, we just mentioned seven Super Bowls, three MVPs.
01:09:14.000 He has the records for most passing yards.
01:09:16.000 That's not fair in a league that's largely black.
01:09:19.000 Well, and he's firmly on the bottom of the victim hierarchy, and we know that means he's a really, really Well yeah, that's not fair.
01:09:25.000 You gotta give those records, pass them around to some of the black guys.
01:09:27.000 Well that's right.
01:09:28.000 Pass them around to some 340 pound old linemen.
01:09:30.000 They have a life expectancy of 42.
01:09:31.000 Why is he holding on to his records?
01:09:35.000 I mean, he should.
01:09:36.000 Look, there's no I in team, guys.
01:09:39.000 Share.
01:09:40.000 And it also would explain his wonderful career.
01:09:43.000 There's an M and an E in team, though.
01:09:46.000 There's a what?
01:09:46.000 An M and an E. I don't know how to spell it.
01:09:48.000 It can be about me.
01:09:49.000 Well, I guess that is about me.
01:09:51.000 Okay, but you know what, if you rearrange it, if we're playing word jumble, the point is he's racist and he shouldn't be allowed back in, but they don't allow Colin Kaepernick by the hair of their chinny-chin-chin, which is also to rub salt in the wound because Kaepernick can't grow a beard.
01:10:05.000 Well, here's the other problem, speaking of Kaepernick.
01:10:07.000 Actually, Tom Brady's actually a family man as well.
01:10:10.000 Well, son, this day just keeps getting worse.
01:10:13.000 He has a healthy marriage to a supermodel wife, by the way.
01:10:18.000 Her name is... Okay, this is not very Black Lives Matter Marxist.
01:10:22.000 Not one of those children.
01:10:24.000 No, he has three heteronormative kids, and so I just don't understand how the NFL could let him come back into the league.
01:10:30.000 We're not allowed to call for the killing of someone, but I think you two would make an exception for Tom Brady.
01:10:35.000 Well, if they didn't before, they might now after this.
01:10:35.000 I would hope so.
01:10:38.000 This is my final point, and this really drives it home.
01:10:40.000 Is it All-American Family Man?
01:10:42.000 Tom Brady voted for Donald Trump, and he might have done it twice.
01:10:47.000 I thought you were going to say he had a white picket fence, in which case I would still also call for the assassination.
01:10:52.000 Voting Trump twice.
01:10:53.000 Well, he actually has a longtime friendship with this Mr. Donald Trump, who's been kicked off appropriately from every platform on the planet.
01:11:00.000 Yes, appropriately from the Twitter.
01:11:01.000 Right, exactly.
01:11:02.000 And he's even endorsed him in 2015 when Donald Trump was running for president.
01:11:05.000 Tom Brady endorsed Donald Trump?
01:11:06.000 Yeah.
01:11:07.000 And someone took him back?
01:11:09.000 They did, and we actually have a clip here.
01:11:14.000 Tom Brady.
01:11:19.000 Great guy.
01:11:23.000 Great friend of mine.
01:11:24.000 Great, great champion.
01:11:25.000 Unbelievable winner.
01:11:30.000 He called today, and he said, Donald, I support you, you're my friend, and I voted for you.
01:11:38.000 Thank you.
01:11:39.000 Boom.
01:11:40.000 More like Tom Shady.
01:11:47.000 Yeah.
01:11:47.000 Am I right?
01:11:48.000 Yeah.
01:11:48.000 Yeah, I said it.
01:11:49.000 Well, he's definitely cancelled now, but look, if that's not bad enough, he even had a MAGA hat in his locker.
01:11:56.000 What?
01:11:57.000 What?
01:11:57.000 Did they find it?
01:11:58.000 Who does he think he is?
01:11:59.000 Yeah, it's MAGA.
01:12:00.000 Who does he think he is?
01:12:03.000 There's no way that this guy should be allowed.
01:12:05.000 Someone leaked it?
01:12:06.000 Oh look at these steroids, it's like ass.
01:12:09.000 There's another waiting through, like get those syringes out of here.
01:12:12.000 What is that, that hat?
01:12:13.000 Yeah, in that locker room, yeah, you're just stepping on it.
01:12:16.000 There's no way that this guy should be allowed.
01:12:18.000 I mean, one of the reasons he had to go down to Florida to finish his stellar career and
01:12:22.000 take all of his Super Bowl potential with him is because he was in New England.
01:12:25.000 He lived somewhere warm year round?
01:12:28.000 I bet you he took his supermodel wife, too, where she gets to wear a bikini all the time.
01:12:36.000 It's just enough.
01:12:38.000 It's too much.
01:12:39.000 What, do you get everything?
01:12:40.000 Yeah, it's too much, Tom Brady.
01:12:42.000 And here's the thing.
01:12:44.000 He's obviously, because in sports it's somewhat of a meritocracy, so he gets to come back.
01:12:49.000 But guess what?
01:12:49.000 If there was a writer as good as Tom Brady, who existed, the best writer on the face of the earth, he still wouldn't make it into the Jon Stewart writers room.
01:12:58.000 And that is at least, even though I don't know sports that well, that's at least one of the saving graces of sports, particularly combat sports.
01:13:04.000 All right, Gerald, you know sports.
01:13:06.000 One open, he scores!
01:13:11.000 Send your tweets at G Morgan Jr. Also feel free to Photoshop his white board from yesterday.
01:13:22.000 You can comment below.
01:13:24.000 We're going to play Pokemon or Racial Slur on Mug Club, which in no way could we ever play on YouTube.
01:13:29.000 By the way, please, no one actually go out and kill Tom Brady, okay?
01:13:33.000 I don't want you to.
01:13:34.000 I'm just saying, we all feel it, but it's wrong to hate.