Colin Kaepernick has been hired by a Fortune 500 company, and the rest is downhill from there. Jack Dorsey is a stand-up comic, comedian, podcaster, and podcaster. He's been in the public eye for years, and now he's going to be in the private sector.
00:05:25.000And unlike, we don't necessarily have the 49-hour turnaround that Colbert had for the Elon Musk sketch, which we'll get to, but we needed about an extra 15 minutes.
00:06:17.000There's a D-perm in his credit card history somewhere.
00:06:22.000And we'll also be talking about... Jon Stewart has this new show, I guess, on Apple.
00:06:26.000They've been uploading content to YouTube and it constantly is thrust into my feed.
00:06:31.000And it is this conversation that they just had yesterday, it was uploaded yesterday, is the single most perfect crystallization of rich white savior complexes that I've ever seen on climate change.
00:06:46.000And I want to talk about that because I think a lot of you out there maybe don't necessarily know how to discuss with people climate change and why the policy is harmful not only to Americans but to the rest of the world.
00:06:56.000So hopefully we'll help arm you with that here today.
00:06:59.000Also, more important than that, if we are not on YouTube, tomorrow Dave will be filling hosting for me as I go to a Change My Mind, but there still is a show.
00:07:07.000If we don't let you know that there's no show, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:07:12.000Eastern, if we're not here on YouTube, just head on over to Rumble.
00:07:15.000There's a link in the description or Mug Club, ladderwithcutter.com slash Mug Club, where we do an extra 45 minutes of show.
00:09:12.000Speaking of not having perfected anything, Stephen Colbert, Once again proved that you don't need to be a perfect comedian or passable to garner a 15 million dollar salary.
00:09:28.000Here's their sketch on the Elon Musk tweet from three days ago.
00:11:40.000Same thing with Trevor Noah, where you'll see some videos or Seth Meyers.
00:11:42.000A few thousand plays, maybe a hundred thousand plays, and then a few million plays because these things get promoted and they automatically show up in your suggested feed.
00:11:50.000And as someone who had to experience Sorry again for the Vox Apocalypse.
00:11:54.000YouTube created what's known as the Crowder Rule for borderline- I apologize!
00:12:16.000We constantly get copyright struck from Stephen Colbert.
00:12:21.000This sketch that you're watching right now, this entire episode, will not be viewable in Japan because Stephen Colbert claims it.
00:12:25.000So YouTube has to acquiesce to the big boys because they have so much more budget, they have so many more hires, and they still can't... That's the best they could come up with!
00:12:34.000Well, you don't want your dirty secrets to get around.
00:13:15.000Are you going to say no to the genderqueer, biracial, you know, ricket-riddled man?
00:13:21.000No, you're going to be like, oh yeah, that's a good idea, of course!
00:13:24.000Well, you're probably going to write 30 good ideas, and then get to the one that's not offensive at all, and you're like, how about this one?
00:13:29.000Because all the other stuff's going to get me fired.
00:19:10.000There's not a whole lot there, but you know, Zelensky addressed Congress today and he had some requests slash demands from the United States.
00:19:20.000So let's just address it right off the bat.
00:20:22.000By the way, also, one thing that we ask, see this is your offer, our counter-I'm-a-lawyer, that's what we lawyers call a counter-offer, is get one other shirt.
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00:24:14.000Speaking of nuisance, I just watched this yesterday, and I know, look, just go with me here on this because I know a lot of people say, well, who cares about Jon Stewart?
00:24:26.000I think when he's in the room, he's usually the sharpest guy in the room, just to be clear, and I've said that many times.
00:24:33.000Even though I disagree with him politically.
00:24:34.000But yesterday, this segment was uploaded right here on YouTube, and for some reason it keeps... these things keep being featured in my feed.
00:24:44.000And it's a segment called, The Human Cost of Climate Change Now.
00:24:48.000I want to go through this piece by piece, because every single thing they say is wrong, and he's sitting down with, I would imagine, supremely unqualified writers or producers you'll see in a second, who they haven't really even made it through debate 101.
00:25:01.000Honestly, these people would be ill-equipped to sit down at a Change My Mind table.
00:25:07.000Every point that they bring up, and they think is insightful, is the first point that someone would bring up on a debate
00:25:13.000about climate change before it's shut down and they get to the secondary points that are more
00:25:17.000effective. However, this is being peddled to people who don't really pay attention. The left requires
00:25:22.000that you not only be uninformed, but typically that you be misinformed, as you will see here in
00:25:27.000this segment. And I'm not saying that they're deliberately misinforming you. They themselves are
00:25:36.000That's one of the best things, obviously, for the YouTube algorithm.
00:25:38.000But if you think that any of these arguments are convincing from Jon Stewart or his writers, and if you change your mind after this segment, okay, let's go to their first claim that they make, which, by the way, put this in your memory bank, because their final point completely contradicts this point.
00:26:01.000It's people who are living in communities.
00:26:03.000Whenever something's on the pressure, the people with the least resources... There's a big discrepancy between who suffers and who causes the suffering.
00:26:10.000It's always been the case in the world.
00:26:12.000There are haves, and then there's a giant swath of have-nots.
00:26:16.000And for some reason, this one now, we're all like, I'm really concerned about them.
00:26:20.000I mean, what's different now is that climate change is here for a lot of people who are currently suffering, but we all care about it because they know it's coming for them.
00:26:28.000It'll eventually come for the rich person.
00:26:32.000It'll eventually come for the rich person.
00:26:36.000Because it's the rich people who are going to have to deal with gas prices and inflation with their electric vehicles, which you've encouraged people to go out and buy, by the way, which also has resulted in an increase in prices, which you then bitch about because you had to kick Elon Musk out of California.
00:26:49.000Well, he had to leave California, but effectively he was forced to leave because of your green policies.
00:26:55.000Green policies can't coexist with Tesla!
00:27:04.000And here's something that people don't necessarily talk about a whole lot, not just in the United States.
00:27:08.000Now, it's inconvenient in the United States, and this is, I'm wanting to play identity politics, but I was at the Cancun Climate Summit years ago, and we went through this, and we ran some numbers, but global skyrocketing energy prices can actually be measured in human lives, just to be clear.
00:27:24.0002.3 million people, 2.3 million people die every year.
00:27:28.000Worldwide, because they don't have access to safe, clean energy in their homes.
00:27:32.000So a good example there is if there isn't enough energy for electricity, they have to burn wood in their huts.
00:27:38.000Yeah, and they end up dying from respiratory diseases.
00:27:40.000When the IMF won't loan your country money to build those coal-fired plants, you basically go, OK, well, I guess we're just cutting wood down again and burning animal dung in the tents so that we can cook food, and it's just not clean.
00:27:53.000Also, when you hold a climate summit in Cancun, you can tell you really value it.
00:28:07.000Everything that she's doing is making a decision from the perspective of a rich person who can And what's ironic is she goes to Jon Stewart and says, well, Rich, I'm looking at you.
00:29:05.000And especially knowing what we know, that global cooling is actually far more deadly to the cost of human lives, if you actually look at the numbers.
00:29:15.000We're doing this all in the name of not seeing our world temperature go up 1.6 degrees per 100 years.
00:29:23.000The people who are here right now can't afford to live!
00:29:26.000Yeah, especially the developing world who didn't have the opportunity that we had.
00:29:30.000We had the opportunity to go with the cleanest, or sorry, the cheapest energy sources possible, and we've kind of made our way up that ladder to where now we can afford to do other things.
00:29:39.000We're just refusing to do the things that are great, but we can afford it.
00:29:42.000They can't, and they're paying with their lives because you want gas prices to be artificially high so that people have to switch to electric, which is powered by coal.
00:30:22.000If enacted, the Paris Climate Accord would not only, we'll go back to global, but here, it would hurt average Americans, not the policy makers, so there'd be 400,000 job losses.
00:30:33.000$20,000 lost on average to a family of four.
00:30:34.000All references available at lightearthcrider.com.
00:31:11.000Go speak with a black person in inner-city Detroit.
00:31:13.000Tell them that your number one goal on the agenda is climate justice, and they won't know what you're talking about.
00:31:18.000They'll look at you like you have lobsters crawling out of your ears.
00:31:20.000And then when you tell them that in order to basically establish some new form of climate justice, I don't know, like a five-page bill, When you're talking about AOC's bill.
00:31:48.000Tell someone in inner-city Detroit that, by the way, in order to enact climate justice, gas prices and your energy prices, your monthly bills, are going to have to go up by 20%.
00:31:57.000Watch them, see how long it takes before you wake up from your ass kicking.
00:32:02.000Now here's another claim that they make.
00:32:05.000Well, this is when they try and get a little more pragmatic, and of course this also doesn't work.
00:32:08.000Everything they say flies in the face of reality.
00:32:12.000Something else I wanted to, you know, the point that you just made is an important point about, you know, how they haven't been able to use, meaning the third world, the kinds of energy that we have in the United States.
00:32:41.000You start off with coal, as filthy as can possibly be, then you have dirtier ways of extracting oil, it gets cleaner, it gets cleaner, you have natural gas, you have fracking, you have cleaner coal energy, whereas these other people, they're still stuck in being nomadic tribes.
00:32:54.000Quite literally, by the way, in a lot of these countries.
00:34:21.000They say they could create other forms of energy that we could use, and then he talks about we need to cut them on a piece of the deal, right?
00:35:30.000So they'd have periods where they would have no energy, and then they'd have too much energy because the battery technology isn't there, the storage capacity isn't there.
00:35:37.000Now, France's energy for a long time, and this is going to be decreasing, was 76% nuclear.
00:35:58.000That was the head writer, Dave, who said they could make other things that we could use just as easily, and I'm quoting the head writer, because that's what it said below her, and I'm like, list them, and that's not true.
00:36:11.000Hey, she has peaches on her sweatshirt, alright?
00:36:15.000Well, I'm fine with the peaches, I have a problem with what comes out of her mouth.
00:36:43.000Our electric bill was our hydro bill, which would confuse people who would come to the book, well, hydro bill, what do you mean, your water bill?
00:36:50.000No, because a huge portion of our electric power came from hydroelectricity.
00:36:55.000It's basically Swiss Family Robinson, right?
00:36:57.000You have some running water, okay, you capture it, and by the way, that second, third generation is going to be a bunch of inbred morons.
00:37:02.000I don't know how people watch Swiss Family Robinson and not just weep for the future.
00:37:37.000It doesn't work, and by the way, the reason that certain solar panels weren't allowed to be put up in California is because of an endangered species of bug and turtle.
00:37:45.000If you can't do it in the desert in inland California, you can't do solar!
00:38:16.000Now, they move on to greedy companies, right?
00:38:18.000These greedy companies who aren't going to give up this power, right?
00:38:21.000We need to cut them in on a piece of the future.
00:38:24.000This is also something that people don't understand.
00:38:27.000It's similar to when people say Big Pharma doesn't want you to know about vitamins, supplements, and nutrition.
00:38:31.000There's some truth to that, but if you also look at some of the biggest supplement companies in the world, some of them are basically co-owned by big pharmaceutical companies.
00:38:38.000They stand to make the most money some of the time.
00:38:40.000So let's look at some of these companies.
00:39:16.000Was basically saying, you know what, we're going to have to have a few years of discomfort in order to transition away from fossil fuels.
00:39:23.000So big, greedy company who you're saying, hey, we need to cut them in on the future, like you have some kind of a crystal.
00:39:28.000Like you really understand the art of the deal after just saying that these energy companies can just, I don't know, create new forms of energy.
00:39:38.000You fail to see the connection that these are the people who have the largest vested interest in punishing companies as part of this global social agenda.
00:39:45.000Here's Larry Fink, CEO of BlackRock himself.
00:40:44.000Keep in mind, that's the guy who's the CEO of the company who's bought up a large portion
00:40:49.000of housing here in the United States, largely, you know, single income family type housing,
00:40:53.000so that we can create a permanent class of renters.
00:40:57.000When you bitch about, well, and of course you want the government to come in and solve the problem, just like you want the government to come in and solve the problem of energy.
00:41:03.000And by the way, the government is the same entity that declared Black Rock too big to fail.
00:41:07.000You can thank Elizabeth Warren for that, or at least they want to.
00:41:10.000I don't know if that's officially been passed yet, but that was a proposal.
00:41:14.000Do you see the cozy relationship here?
00:41:49.000And it was like wave after wave of bullshit where I'm going, I can't believe they fit all of these strawman arguments into one five-minute segment and no one said, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hold on a second, we shouldn't upload this.
00:42:09.000I spent five minutes with that bent-back paperclip telling me that I didn't know how to spell hippopotamus.
00:42:16.000That was my fact check that everything here is wrong, Mrs. Head Writer.
00:42:21.000Okay, so here they talk about, and you hear this all the time, that we subsidize fossil fuels more than... that's the reason that we haven't transitioned to green energy.
00:42:29.000It's wrong, but hear it from them first.
00:42:32.000Greedy companies aren't going to make decisions based on morality.
00:43:28.000I don't think you can find a more regulated industry in the industrialized world outside of maybe health insurance companies, maybe airlines.
00:43:37.000And by the way, these always rate very highly on the favorability scale, right?
00:43:41.000You guys love energy companies, health insurance companies, and airlines.
00:45:03.000It's even exacerbated by the fact that in 2016, we're talking about this very same year, renewables only generated 15% of total electricity created.
00:45:13.000The rest was fossil fuels, nuclear gas.
00:47:58.000And that's really difficult to do because they're trying to evade making factual statements because they don't necessarily want to be held accountable.
00:48:43.000Now far be it from me to disagree, and this is the issue that I've talked about in the past, where does your worldview require inconsistency?
00:48:52.000I believe, for example, that that CEO of BlackRock saying that he loves the direction of skyrocketing energy costs, I believe he might be a sociopath at the very least selfish.
00:49:52.000What do you do When you have career politicians who are not beholden, not only to laws, but by the way, if that mom-and-pop shop creates a product that sucks, or there's a scandal...
00:50:05.000Their customer base turns against them?
00:51:52.000It's only a free market if everybody's playing kind of with the same, roughly, because it's impossible, the same information.
00:51:58.000You're literally going, Yeah, we're going to approve this one, so go buy that stock today, because we're going to approve that tomorrow in committee, and that'll get out, and that's going to make them millions of dollars, and so that's fair.
00:52:07.000Yeah, for people who don't understand what this is, because people often throw out the talking point insider trading laws with people who are in elected office.
00:52:13.000Let me break it down for you really quickly.
00:52:14.000It's illegal, for example, if you're in the private sector, for someone to give you a tip saying, hey, I work over here at Pepsi and company, or Coke, and they say, hey, by the way, we're going to be releasing new Coke tomorrow, so you might want to invest in it, which, by the way, Don't get tips from a guy who works at New Coke.
00:52:32.000That's illegal if you invest, you make a bunch of money.
00:52:34.000However, it's not illegal for Nancy Pelosi to say, oh, you know what?
00:52:37.000We're actually going to approve this bill that allows these solar panels in, I don't know, the Mojave Desert.
00:52:41.000Oh, and by the way, we're going to give a no-bid contract to this company to make those panels, and let me invest in some stock for said company.
00:52:48.000Now it's estimated that Pelosi herself owns about $46 million in stocks, and guess what her husband does?
00:53:55.000Well, now they end it with Actually, we're going to have to destroy their lives because something something something justice.
00:54:01.000One of the conversations around climate change is that we have to have a just transition, that coal mining jobs are actually good paying jobs.
00:54:11.000Progress is never fair and almost never just.
00:54:17.000And I think my view of the world is more like, how can we give the soft landings to the inevitable destruction that is ancillary to our progress?
00:54:51.000Is there any more elitist phrase that you've ever heard on a program?
00:54:55.000There are jobs and livelihoods which will be painful but ancillary to our progress.
00:54:59.000Meaning the progress of people like John Stewart and those head writers, the people in California, the elites in New York, in the New Yorks of the world, the Californians of the world.
00:55:29.000So right now we have a bunch of privileged wealthy people game-planning the entire economy under the guise of climate justice while considering your livelihood.
00:55:41.000And everything they're in to be ancillary.
00:56:22.000I think it's the behind the scenes for the show, but if that's any indication of what the show is like, he's starting out with bad information to speak to better people around him.
00:57:38.000By the way, we do have plus-size clothing at CrowderShop.com, so if you guys want to support this program, we do not receive millions of dollars in funding from Apple, but we do have XXXL clothing, I believe.
00:57:51.000Though, of course, quantities are limited because, you know.
00:58:40.000I don't know, but either way, someone's wearing a cancer ribbon.
00:58:43.000So, before we go to Tom Brady, I don't know if you've, you've probably been hearing in the news that Colin Kaepernick, he released a training video because he wants to, he's hoping, he's vying for an audition for a chance at slavery.
00:58:57.000He's in the freak show audition phase of American Idol for slavery.
00:59:03.000He actually tweeted out, I've been prepping for the last four years, I've been throwing to a bunch of friends, and I'm ready to have some real receivers.
00:59:13.000One, that's dogging your friends that apparently you've been throwing to, which maybe that's appropriate, but two, like, you've been out of the league for four years and you suck to the last two and a half that you were in the league and you're getting better?
00:59:23.000Yeah, you were a grand disappointment.
00:59:56.000It's an injustice when you work for the NFL because you're a slave, and it's an injustice when you're not rehired by the NFL because they're not allowing you to be a slave.
01:00:06.000Do you see why that guy was crappy for the locker room?
01:00:10.000Well, there's also a difference between being fired and retiring.
01:00:56.000Because Tom Brady, you were saying this was announced this week, he's... Yeah, he's coming back, right?
01:00:59.000So I think he was retired for, you know, just a couple of months, and so on Sunday he sent out this post and said he's coming back after, you know, he's going to be playing his 23rd season.
01:01:08.000I don't think this guy's a real human being at this point.
01:01:46.000Tom Brady will be back there at quarterback retirement that lasted all of 40 days.
01:01:51.000He's going to return to the Bucs for a 23rd NFL season.
01:01:55.000He'll start at quarterback at the age of 45 for Tampa Bay after leaving the NFL in passing yards, touchdowns, completions, and attempts last season.
01:06:58.000For context, at 270 pounds, I ran about a 5 flat, which is not fast, but it's faster than that.
01:07:04.000I was going to say, before the knee injury, I guarantee you I could.
01:07:06.000Before my multiple knee surgeries, guarantee you I'm going to run faster than that.
01:07:09.000Well listen, look, without one government subsidy like we're talking about or any kind of a handout, he actually went on to win seven Super Bowls.
01:07:16.000Again, just because he's this white privilege pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of guy, right?
01:07:21.000And here's the thing, too, I will say about Tom.
01:07:22.000I don't know a lot about football, but I do know he's obviously the best quarterback of all time.
01:08:22.000People are like, oh, so I just need to look in my plasma ball?
01:08:25.000Wayne Gretzky, thanks for that advice.
01:08:27.000But it was like the puck was magnetized to his stick.
01:08:31.000He was just able to be where he needed to be, and he wasn't able to impart that to someone else.
01:08:36.000It seems like with Tom Brady, I mean, his training is terrible.
01:08:39.000But he's very disciplined about his diet, about his sleep, about his training, and there's something that, it's just, I don't know if you would call it sports IQ, and I think that's why so many people dislike him, because it's like, he shouldn't be as good as he is, but he's unbelievable.
01:08:50.000But you're trying to explain a talent to another person.
01:09:51.000Okay, but you know what, if you rearrange it, if we're playing word jumble, the point is he's racist and he shouldn't be allowed back in, but they don't allow Colin Kaepernick by the hair of their chinny-chin-chin, which is also to rub salt in the wound because Kaepernick can't grow a beard.
01:10:05.000Well, here's the other problem, speaking of Kaepernick.
01:10:07.000Actually, Tom Brady's actually a family man as well.
01:10:10.000Well, son, this day just keeps getting worse.
01:10:13.000He has a healthy marriage to a supermodel wife, by the way.
01:10:18.000Her name is... Okay, this is not very Black Lives Matter Marxist.
01:10:53.000Well, he actually has a longtime friendship with this Mr. Donald Trump, who's been kicked off appropriately from every platform on the planet.
01:12:49.000If there was a writer as good as Tom Brady, who existed, the best writer on the face of the earth, he still wouldn't make it into the Jon Stewart writers room.
01:12:58.000And that is at least, even though I don't know sports that well, that's at least one of the saving graces of sports, particularly combat sports.