Louder with Crowder - Woke ‘COMEDIANS’ Push Anti-Freedom Trucker PROPAGANDA!

00:00:00.000 I'm with your blood, my highly nutritious Yeah, here to give you money

00:00:04.000 Mr. Duncan is my own money It's bothering me, I have won

00:00:08.000 Smooching with your blood, my highly nutritious Yeah, here to give you money

00:00:12.000 Mr. Duncan is my own money It's bothering me, I have won

00:00:16.000 A TV Smooching with your blood, my highly nutritious

00:00:20.000 Nazi fags, jews unique NIGGER

00:00:24.000 NIGGER!

00:00:26.000 you Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.

00:00:30.000 President Trump and the demagogues around the world.

00:00:34.000 But I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.

00:00:39.000 We choose truth over facts.

00:00:41.000 I want to be clear.

00:00:44.000 I'm not going nuts.

00:00:45.000 Minnesota!

00:00:46.000 EXECUTIVE ORDER EXECUTIVE ORDER

00:01:29.000 EXECUTIVE ORDER Indeed.

00:01:37.000 Theme.

00:01:41.000 So you've joined my ancestors' club?

00:01:59.000 Yes.

00:02:04.000 I'm a member of the club.

00:02:32.000 Mmm.

00:02:34.000 Mmm.

00:02:35.000 Delicious.

00:02:36.000 I'm coming in a little hot in my own ears, but that's because I have allergies.

00:02:40.000 Do you?

00:02:41.000 Yeah, and so my ears are all poppy.

00:02:42.000 You know, I had someone just offer me... Poppy seeds?

00:02:46.000 No one knows about that farm.

00:02:48.000 I had someone offer me a boatload of money to sip tea for the ASMR, they call it, the kids?

00:02:55.000 What's that?

00:02:55.000 I don't know.

00:02:55.000 Can you guys let me know?

00:02:56.000 Comment below.

00:02:57.000 What's the ASMR?

00:02:59.000 Spelled A, S, and M, and then an R. And they were asking me to do this.

00:03:03.000 The whisper?

00:03:04.000 Yeah, they were gonna send me, like, tokens?

00:03:09.000 I don't know.

00:03:09.000 I think it's just one guy.

00:03:10.000 You Gen Z, you're weird.

00:03:12.000 Drink my smear.

00:03:13.000 Yes, it's just the two sisters from My Thousand Pound Life.

00:03:18.000 Whatever they produce, when they sit next to each other.

00:03:21.000 They clean up on webcam.

00:03:24.000 People pay to watch them eat like whoppers and stuff.

00:03:27.000 So, in case you hadn't already realized that society is broken, look, we have a lot to get to today.

00:03:32.000 The theme today is, is comedy dead?

00:03:35.000 Now, John Oliver, we'll talk about him tomorrow, but he does basically imply that comedy is You know, was dead under Trump, which I disagree with, but we are going to be addressing Jordan Klepper.

00:03:44.000 I know some of you saying he works at The Daily Show and went after the Canadian truckers, and I think there's a certain... Look, I have no problem with someone having a point of view in comedy, but when does it devolve into propaganda?

00:03:56.000 I think we've reached that point.

00:03:58.000 Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, and we'll also be talking about Bill Maher.

00:04:02.000 Bill Maher taking some stances that should not be considered controversial, catching a lot of flack for it.

00:04:06.000 Yeah.

00:04:07.000 Finally coming around.

00:04:08.000 It's interesting to see comedians right now, this is a time in history where I can't, you know what, I'll talk with

00:04:14.000 Dave about this really quickly actually even off the top.

00:04:16.000 I can't remember a time where comedians decided to kick protesters demanding freedom while they're down.

00:04:25.000 No.

00:04:26.000 That's not the realm of comedy.

00:04:27.000 I mean, even if you go back, okay, Lenny Bruce was more liberal.

00:04:31.000 Sure, okay, Bill Hicks, classical liberal.

00:04:33.000 The idea that comedians would join in to demand that the government silence voices of dissent, that's a really, really weird time in history.

00:04:40.000 As a matter of fact, it's the only time in human history that I can think of, and obviously stand up as a uniquely American art.

00:04:47.000 So, before we move on, if you miss us on YouTube, Every Monday through Thursday, Rumble or Mug Club, 10 a.m.

00:04:54.000 Eastern.

00:04:55.000 10 a.m.

00:04:56.000 Eastern.

00:04:57.000 And we're going to put a poll up.

00:04:57.000 Maybe that's apt to change because of people in Pacific complaining about it.

00:05:01.000 We have a whole additional hour of show today on Mug Club.

00:05:03.000 And my question of the day...

00:05:07.000 Let me ask you this.

00:05:08.000 Do you watch any late night comedians anymore?

00:05:11.000 Any late night hosts?

00:05:12.000 At all?

00:05:13.000 Not including yours truly.

00:05:13.000 Comment below.

00:05:15.000 And we used to do this at night.

00:05:16.000 We just did it in the morning because we realized that nobody watches it at night.

00:05:18.000 They watch it in the morning.

00:05:18.000 Oh.

00:05:19.000 Just move it around.

00:05:20.000 Technology changes things along with the ASMR.

00:05:22.000 All right.

00:05:23.000 You know him, Gerald A. How are you?

00:05:24.000 I am well, sir.

00:05:25.000 How are you?

00:05:26.000 I'm feeling well.

00:05:26.000 I'm happy to be here.

00:05:27.000 Yeah?

00:05:27.000 Yeah.

00:05:28.000 Sound good.

00:05:28.000 Happy to be here and fight for our constitutional republic.

00:05:32.000 Somebody's gotta do it.

00:05:32.000 There we go.

00:05:33.000 And more so point out the hackery.

00:05:36.000 It's bothersome.

00:05:37.000 And you know him.

00:05:38.000 You love him.

00:05:38.000 And I'll be on tour with him, actually.

00:05:40.000 May 14th in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

00:05:42.000 June 18th in Pikes Peak, Colorado.

00:05:44.000 That's Colorado Springs, Colorado.

00:05:45.000 If you want to see these shows, they sell out really quickly.

00:05:48.000 So get your tickets now at loudmouthcrowder.com.

00:05:50.000 And Dave Landau, how are you?

00:05:52.000 Ahoy!

00:05:53.000 I'm good.

00:05:54.000 And Memorial Weekend, I just want to throw this in there.

00:05:57.000 Big L's in Emily, Minnesota.

00:05:58.000 I'm good.

00:05:58.000 The back of my head hurts.

00:06:00.000 What did you do to the back of your head?

00:06:02.000 I fell ice skating.

00:06:03.000 Oh, is that what we call it?

00:06:05.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:06:05.000 He's got a skull.

00:06:06.000 Yeah, he's got his Snopes fact-checked on this.

00:06:08.000 He was like, Gerald, yeah, I was ice skating and I was doing really well right up until I cracked my head on the ice.

00:06:13.000 And I'm like, that's not doing really well.

00:06:14.000 No, that's the opposite of doing well.

00:06:16.000 I mean, if you bend your knee after you do a pole vault, you know, your score goes from a 10 down to a 2.

00:06:22.000 So if you smashed your cranium on the ice, it's a solid zero.

00:06:25.000 Well, as you know, the judges kept giving me nines and I thought it was because of my low-cut dress.

00:06:29.000 And it turns out it wasn't.

00:06:31.000 But I brought my son and his friends, we were all ice skating, and we were in Livonia, and my son's friend fell, so I went to him, then my son fell, and my body's like, I'll take care of both these things.

00:06:43.000 So both my legs fell out, and then I flew back, and somehow my entire body went in the air, and I just cracked my skull.

00:06:50.000 On the ice.

00:06:51.000 But there's a silver lining to this.

00:06:53.000 He got recognized.

00:06:54.000 Did you leave blood on the ice?

00:06:55.000 Did it look like Fargo?

00:06:55.000 Yes.

00:06:56.000 No, fortunately I wasn't bleeding, which was my first question to the many people that gathered.

00:07:03.000 And then I walked into the skate rental shop and the guy goes, do you know Steven Crowder?

00:07:11.000 And I go, I do.

00:07:12.000 He's holding his head the whole time.

00:07:14.000 Yeah, wanting some ice.

00:07:15.000 And he's like, you look like a comedian on there.

00:07:17.000 I'm like, I am.

00:07:19.000 I am the comedian on there.

00:07:20.000 I'm also in pain.

00:07:22.000 He goes, no, you're not.

00:07:23.000 And I go, I am.

00:07:24.000 I'm Dave Lando.

00:07:25.000 Could I have some ice, please?

00:07:27.000 And he's like, well, there's plenty.

00:07:28.000 You just fell on it.

00:07:29.000 Yeah, I swear to God.

00:07:29.000 Oh, it gets worse.

00:07:30.000 He goes, no, you're not.

00:07:32.000 I go, no, I really am Dave Lando.

00:07:35.000 He's like, show me some ID.

00:07:37.000 And I'm like, not even kidding.

00:07:38.000 Really?

00:07:39.000 I'm so foggy.

00:07:39.000 Well, thank God he didn't ask you to vote.

00:07:41.000 I know.

00:07:41.000 I'm so foggy.

00:07:42.000 I'm like, here's my ID.

00:07:44.000 When I'm thinking in normal life, that's usually a good out for me, where I'm like, no, I get that all the time, so I don't have to talk to someone.

00:07:50.000 So I'm like, no, so I'm showing someone my ID to prove I'm me while I'm just waiting for some ice and somebody's like, is that like Dave and Chuck the Freak?

00:07:58.000 I'm like, no, that's local radio.

00:08:00.000 This is like an internet show.

00:08:01.000 I just need some ice, please.

00:08:03.000 Can I get an aspirin, somebody?

00:08:05.000 Well, if it's a school nurse, you can't get an aspirin, but you can get a bowl of Magnum condoms.

00:08:10.000 Bowl of Magnum condoms.

00:08:12.000 Why would you need a bowl?

00:08:13.000 Public health at work.

00:08:14.000 Well, what if you have a long lunch hour?

00:08:16.000 Yeah, what if you have a long lunch hour?

00:08:18.000 What do you think about that?

00:08:20.000 If I had a long lunch hour, I would still only need one.

00:08:22.000 What's the matter with you guys?

00:08:23.000 Also, I don't know why they're bringing Magnums, because that's why we still have a teen pregnancy problem.

00:08:27.000 Look, leave your ego at the door, just like Dave at the skating rink.

00:08:30.000 Yeah, nothing worse than renting skates at a skating rink.

00:08:33.000 Like, you can skate, except for the blades there.

00:08:35.000 He was like, hey, do you think you can skate on butter knives?

00:08:37.000 No, no, I don't think I can.

00:08:39.000 Well, and the two kids he was trying to help, he actually killed when his skates came down on their torso.

00:08:43.000 And by help, he was actually passing out candy, asking them to come to his paneled van.

00:08:47.000 No, the two kids, my son and his friend, who needed help, I ended up in way worse condition.

00:08:51.000 Turns out they were fine.

00:08:53.000 By comparison, it turned out I was way... I'm the one that had to wake up every hour.

00:08:57.000 Your son's like, ooh, I think I twisted my ankle back there.

00:09:00.000 Yeah, it's bad when you can just hear everyone in a rink scream because of the sound of your head being iced.

00:09:06.000 And it echoes.

00:09:06.000 Yeah, it does.

00:09:07.000 It's the opposite of, you know, if ever you were to dispose of a body in the wintertime, it's great because snow is sound dampening.

00:09:13.000 Yeah.

00:09:14.000 Ice, the exact opposite.

00:09:15.000 Different thing, yeah.

00:09:17.000 Just the screeches echo like a banshee.

00:09:19.000 He heard his wife scream at the recreational center.

00:09:22.000 Oh, thank God!

00:09:23.000 Oh, he's still alive.

00:09:24.000 He's moving.

00:09:24.000 Never mind.

00:09:25.000 I just heard, yeah, somebody going like, cha-ching for insurance money.

00:09:31.000 Are you in good hands?

00:09:32.000 No, I'm not.

00:09:33.000 I'm not Allstate at all.

00:09:34.000 Oh, is he getting up?

00:09:35.000 Rats.

00:09:38.000 All right, here, while we move on and to talk about comedy here today.

00:09:43.000 OK, this is from, sorry, Dave, it's Colbert off the bat.

00:09:46.000 We're going to be talking about Colbert.

00:09:47.000 We're going to be going to Comedy Central and we're going to be going to Bill Maher.

00:09:51.000 And what's interesting is seeing how they all cover the events of our time.

00:09:54.000 It's just it really is disturbing because we used to believe that it was sort of the last bastion of free speech.

00:09:59.000 It's not anymore, because you have to look at late-night comedy, and then a lot of these comedians who are beholden to these late-night sort of circuits, they have to be careful with what they say if they want to get their airtime.

00:10:09.000 It wasn't like that with Johnny Carson.

00:10:10.000 It wasn't like with Johnny Carson or even early David Letterman, where people would say, hey, hold on a second.

00:10:15.000 If you said something unpopular at the Chuckle Hut, we're not going to book you.

00:10:19.000 So it's interesting to see them all towing the same line, with the exception of, surprisingly now, Bill Maher, who of course is catching hate.

00:10:26.000 He's been labeled a right-wing extremist, which is what he labeled us a year ago.

00:10:32.000 So first we'll go to Colbert, and if you're white and you hate—if you're white and you hate, period, but if you hate yourself specifically, you might find this sketch funny.

00:10:43.000 Even then, I doubt it.

00:10:44.000 Let's see what 40 writers and 19,000 Emmys at Colbert can do.

00:10:49.000 Do you find it difficult to talk about race?

00:10:52.000 Yeah!

00:10:52.000 Nope.

00:10:53.000 Unsure what words might offend others?

00:10:55.000 Definitely!

00:10:56.000 Is this a cuckold?

00:10:57.000 We've turned discussing black history into a fun party game!

00:11:01.000 Wait, awesome!

00:11:02.000 What?

00:11:03.000 Introducing Taboo, White Fragility Edition.

00:11:06.000 The game that lets you discuss black history without making white people uncomfortable.

00:11:11.000 This person was born into slavery.

00:11:12.000 That's a book at the airport.

00:11:14.000 Alright, no problem.

00:11:15.000 They were a famous abolitionist.

00:11:18.000 Seriously?

00:11:19.000 Yeah, it's on the card.

00:11:20.000 Okay, how about they fought against injustice?

00:11:23.000 Ooh, sorry.

00:11:24.000 Saying injustice implies that there was injustice.

00:11:28.000 I feel like this game makes you know less about black history.

00:11:28.000 There was!

00:11:32.000 Can't say black.

00:11:33.000 What do you mean I can't say black?

00:11:35.000 I'm black!

00:11:39.000 You told us we couldn't say black.

00:11:40.000 So this is like critical race theory handbook from the public school curriculum and they just said let's make this a sketch?

00:11:46.000 Pretty much.

00:11:48.000 White wine!

00:11:50.000 White wine!

00:11:52.000 Too much!

00:11:54.000 TABOO!

00:11:56.000 Taboo.

00:12:01.000 White Fragility Edition.

00:12:02.000 From the makers of We're Not Sorry.

00:12:05.000 Well, they couldn't possibly have used a straight African-American.

00:12:09.000 No.

00:12:11.000 Did somebody look at it and go, this is terrible?

00:12:12.000 And say, well, we can just do a buzzer over most of it.

00:12:14.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:15.000 That'll fix this.

00:12:16.000 That was awful.

00:12:16.000 Yeah.

00:12:16.000 Wow.

00:12:17.000 I need more buzzer.

00:12:18.000 What was the joke?

00:12:19.000 The joke was white people are dumb and bad.

00:12:22.000 Oh.

00:12:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:23.000 We can't say anything that makes us look like we're bad either.

00:12:26.000 The word black?

00:12:27.000 When I said this person sold into slavery, I wanted to be like, oh, uh, any race?

00:12:31.000 Ever?

00:12:32.000 Oh no, wait, black.

00:12:32.000 No, no, no, black.

00:12:33.000 We're specific.

00:12:34.000 It made him look like... You know a million slaves, right?

00:12:36.000 A million people enslaved off the Mediterranean when you look from North African slave traders.

00:12:40.000 A million.

00:12:41.000 A lot.

00:12:43.000 A lot.

00:12:43.000 The British were late to the game, okay?

00:12:46.000 They got there when they could.

00:12:47.000 Yeah!

00:12:48.000 The North Africans were hipsters.

00:12:49.000 They're like, well...

00:12:50.000 We were enslaving people before it was cool.

00:12:52.000 That's why we're playing the hacky sack.

00:12:54.000 Yes.

00:12:56.000 Pretty much all we can afford.

00:12:57.000 You find a paper cup, it's a hacky sack.

00:13:00.000 That's why we're very good at soccer.

00:13:01.000 Hockey?

00:13:02.000 Please!

00:13:02.000 Buy my friend a Brandon.

00:13:04.000 I know you think it's all knuckle-puck in East LA like Mighty Ducks 2, but we can't actually afford that equipment.

00:13:10.000 It's not true.

00:13:11.000 You know what?

00:13:11.000 After I hit my head on ice, I kept thinking about knuckle puck for some reason and how upset I was.

00:13:16.000 Like, there's no street hockey.

00:13:17.000 No, there's no street hockey.

00:13:18.000 It was honestly going through my head.

00:13:19.000 With black Americans.

00:13:20.000 I kept thinking about that.

00:13:21.000 I kept thinking of Kenan Thompson hitting a knuckle puck and I was getting mad.

00:13:24.000 Or they went into the local basketball court in East L.A.

00:13:28.000 to set up trash cans to play hockey where they would have gotten their asses kicked by the actual street ballers.

00:13:35.000 It's knuckle puck time!

00:13:36.000 Now it's mine!

00:13:37.000 Now you're getting a knuckle sandwich, bitch!

00:13:39.000 We're about to shoot for three!

00:13:40.000 No, this is a basketball court.

00:13:41.000 Hey, but fortunately, Dave's memories are coming back, and he does remember being assaulted by a priest now.

00:13:49.000 I did, immediately.

00:13:50.000 That was the first thing I saw.

00:13:51.000 It unlocked the vault, I guess.

00:13:52.000 Unlocked the repressed memories.

00:13:55.000 Also, the pathological intoxication.

00:13:57.000 I told you about that, Robotussin.

00:13:58.000 That is true.

00:13:59.000 So, name that movie reference.

00:14:00.000 You can name it below.

00:14:02.000 Here's something else, another story.

00:14:03.000 We've got a lot to get to on Klepper and Bill Maher.

00:14:06.000 Science now is making meat.

00:14:08.000 Out of thin air.

00:14:09.000 So, this company, Air Protein, has found a way to turn carbon dioxide into meat.

00:14:15.000 That sounds pretty stupid.

00:14:17.000 Well, initially I thought, like, yeah, that's what everyone wants.

00:14:19.000 Everyone wants someone's beer farts turned into their food.

00:14:21.000 Yeah, I've heard, like, the soy thing, so you're actually saying now they're trying to make meat out of thin air?

00:14:25.000 Like, is this some, like, Bill Gates, like, mind voodoo trick that we're seeing?

00:14:29.000 What the hell is going on?

00:14:30.000 Yeah, well, no, you're thinking, like, no, they're not gonna turn Okay, so you misinterpreted the article.

00:14:34.000 But you said they make meat out of thin air.

00:14:35.000 Yeah, no, they're not making... it's not like Bill Gates making burgers.

00:14:38.000 It's a... it's a... Different.

00:14:40.000 Yeah, it's a different kind of meat.

00:14:43.000 Doctor.

00:14:45.000 Doctor Patch Adams.

00:14:48.000 Whoa!

00:14:52.000 Here, you've got a trousersnake living in Lake Flacid.

00:14:56.000 Yeah, that's right, Dr. Adams.

00:14:57.000 I've taken all the medications and I still can't get an erection.

00:15:01.000 Why don't you have a seat, young man?

00:15:02.000 Alright.

00:15:04.000 Have you tried sleeping with better-looking women?

00:15:06.000 Ho-ho!

00:15:06.000 Or men?

00:15:07.000 No judgment!

00:15:08.000 Ho-ho!

00:15:08.000 Just if you're feeling a little light in the loafers.

00:15:10.000 Ha-ha!

00:15:11.000 No, doctor, I like women.

00:15:12.000 You see, the problem's not that.

00:15:14.000 The problem's that I have this stupid, refuse-to-harden penis that just refuses to harden.

00:15:18.000 Well, good news!

00:15:19.000 Ho-ho!

00:15:19.000 I have just the remedy for Mr. Happy!

00:15:21.000 Ho-ho!

00:15:21.000 Have you ever heard of Bonzo?

00:15:24.000 Bonzo?

00:15:25.000 It's an air-made erection medication!

00:15:33.000 Some good wood to lumberjack.

00:15:34.000 Ho-ho!

00:15:35.000 Uh, how does it work, Doctor?

00:15:37.000 Beats me, but I think you beat it!

00:15:39.000 Is it safe?

00:15:40.000 No!

00:15:41.000 Yeah, Doctor, thanks for this.

00:15:43.000 But, uh, if you don't mind me asking, why are we, uh, in an alleyway?

00:15:47.000 I got MeToo'd last year.

00:15:48.000 This is the only place I can practice medicine.

00:15:49.000 Ho-ho!

00:15:51.000 Bones-o may cause popping, itching, fancy flippers, skittles, breakdancing, multiple sclerosis, in Wuhan vets, hat wearing, holocaust denying, anal explosion, and pregnancy in men.

00:16:01.000 I don't know how they did it with carbon dioxide.

00:16:06.000 Well, who are we?

00:16:07.000 God?

00:16:08.000 Let's stop playing God!

00:16:11.000 It barely works.

00:16:12.000 No.

00:16:12.000 I mean... No.

00:16:13.000 It never works.

00:16:14.000 I thought you were talking about the sketch.

00:16:18.000 We have a Robin Williams impersonator on Retainer.

00:16:20.000 We do, yeah.

00:16:21.000 He's good.

00:16:21.000 They're like, we really haven't gotten our money's worth.

00:16:24.000 Hey, look, Jim Schudo right now on CNN decided to dress up.

00:16:28.000 Wonderful.

00:16:28.000 Good for him.

00:16:29.000 Yeah, you know what, put on that hood and walk through the streets at night, see what happens.

00:16:32.000 He's in Ukraine, give him, you know, that's how they dress.

00:16:34.000 Right, yeah, that's how they dress.

00:16:36.000 You see how far away?

00:16:37.000 He's in the furthest western portion of Ukraine possible.

00:16:40.000 He's in the LVIV.

00:16:42.000 Yeah, he's just got his one foot in Ukraine.

00:16:44.000 He's like, I'm here, sorta.

00:16:46.000 Like at the Four Corners?

00:16:47.000 He's like, I'm in Poland, I'm in Nevada.

00:16:49.000 I'm safe, I'm not, uh-huh.

00:16:50.000 Let me through!

00:16:52.000 So this actually brings us to something in international politics, which I don't usually like to discuss, but this is worth it.

00:16:57.000 So Russia, you were saying they've reported what, they've increased their troops.

00:17:00.000 Yeah, so they've definitely increased their troops.

00:17:02.000 They've done nothing to slow down, as CNN is telling us right now, nothing to slow down.

00:17:06.000 It's like 190,000 at the Ukrainian border.

00:17:09.000 190,000 even after saying troops were leaving and releasing videos that apparently weren't actually real.

00:17:13.000 Right, yeah.

00:17:13.000 With tanks leaving.

00:17:14.000 That's cool.

00:17:15.000 So here's something interesting though, completely irrelevant to that.

00:17:19.000 Tensions are obviously high and on Friday a fight broke out between a journalist, I want to make sure I'm getting this name correct, and Ukrainians you guys can comment and let me know, Yuri Butusov and parliamentary deputy Nestor Shutryk.

00:17:34.000 On the Ukrainian television program, Freedom of Speech, so that's nice, they have that show.

00:17:37.000 Oh, good.

00:17:38.000 So Betusov attacked Sufrik.

00:17:40.000 They fight on shows?

00:17:42.000 And this guy is a pro-Russia member of parliament, to be clear.

00:17:46.000 And what happened is, I guess he refused to condemn Vladimir Putin.

00:17:50.000 And so what we're going to do is show you the whole clip, so you see this in context, and you see just how different It is that governments function abroad compared to the United States.

00:17:59.000 And then we're going to do a fight play-by-play breakdown because that'll give us some insight into the geopolitics.

00:18:04.000 So here you go.

00:18:04.000 Fight on Ukrainian television.

00:18:06.000 I love how their translators look like women.

00:18:09.000 They do a good job.

00:18:10.000 I love how their translators look like women.

00:18:17.000 They do a good job.

00:18:19.000 Tell her that the body language of this guy is cocky.

00:18:25.000 He's complaining that he won't condemn Putin.

00:18:32.000 They all have dead eyes.

00:18:33.000 Alright, here it comes.

00:18:35.000 So there you go!

00:18:42.000 And now look!

00:18:43.000 Oh!

00:18:43.000 It doesn't just stop!

00:18:44.000 Oh!

00:18:46.000 It keeps going!

00:18:48.000 It keeps going!

00:18:49.000 Now this is hyperly technical.

00:18:50.000 We'll do a breakdown after this.

00:18:54.000 Pound.

00:18:54.000 Ground and pound.

00:18:57.000 You are on my back!

00:18:58.000 Get off!

00:19:00.000 He's not Jerry Springer, but is.

00:19:03.000 It is!

00:19:04.000 It's with the other one with bodyguard.

00:19:07.000 Ricky Lake!

00:19:08.000 Please, just one kiss.

00:19:10.000 Yes, just one.

00:19:11.000 Listen, we don't have to repress this any longer.

00:19:14.000 Don't spoil it.

00:19:15.000 We've been holding back for so long.

00:19:17.000 Let them know.

00:19:20.000 I don't know what I did to deserve you, but somewhere in my youth... Let's go to heterosexual man's power or Russians go for some reason.

00:19:30.000 Yes, but let's make sure not bathhouse that Fauci is always.

00:19:34.000 He look at me sideways and make me uncomfortable.

00:19:36.000 He says disease is airborne.

00:19:38.000 That's right, but I don't believe so because you get it by injection from me.

00:19:42.000 Man with glasses knows to stay out of it.

00:19:44.000 Yep, yep.

00:19:45.000 He knows that we will kill family.

00:19:48.000 In Russia you get one pair every ten years.

00:19:50.000 That's right!

00:19:55.000 So, there's a lot that went on there and it's time for this week's Fight Breakdown.

00:20:04.000 So let me explain this, so this way I can translate it, because a lot of people, especially if you're listening on audio... First off, I apologize that you're listening on audio, because this makes no sense.

00:20:11.000 It's a visual show.

00:20:13.000 Oh, by the way, if you're on YouTube, smash that like button right now.

00:20:16.000 Smash the like button, it helps with the algorithm, and it pisses off the YouTube overlords.

00:20:20.000 You know what?

00:20:21.000 5,000 likes?

00:20:24.000 In the next five minutes, behind Mug Club, we will do an entire segment on the inbreeding of the royal family, Dave and I. Oh!

00:20:30.000 Okay, let's do it.

00:20:30.000 An entire segment on the inbreeding of the royal family.

00:20:32.000 There's got to be 5,000 likes.

00:20:33.000 I don't know how we'll be able to find evidence.

00:20:34.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:20:36.000 You'll give it a whirl.

00:20:37.000 Exhibit A through Z, and then A through Z 25 more times.

00:20:41.000 Exhibit A and exhibit A, I'm just talking about the bloodline.

00:20:44.000 Right, yes.

00:20:44.000 And then we exhibit A, 42.

00:20:46.000 Flippers.

00:20:46.000 A, B.

00:20:50.000 All right.

00:20:51.000 So now we go to Kiev for the highlights.

00:20:53.000 I'll explain to you what actually led up to this, the actual translation.

00:20:55.000 So let's play it here.

00:20:58.000 So tempers start to flare when he's asked to condemn Putin, Shufrik, and he says, let's let Ukraine's authorities deal with that.

00:21:06.000 That's what he's saying.

00:21:08.000 And now former President Petro gets in on the action.

00:21:11.000 He says, there's a Russian agent right here in studio.

00:21:15.000 That's what he's saying.

00:21:18.000 So look, they're all just getting a little bit too chummy.

00:21:22.000 The guy with the glasses, if he shaved his beard, would look exactly like Moby.

00:21:27.000 Yes.

00:21:28.000 Here it comes.

00:21:29.000 Oh, boom.

00:21:29.000 Right there.

00:21:30.000 Pause it.

00:21:30.000 Okay.

00:21:31.000 Keep it right there.

00:21:32.000 So it starts with the lead left slap to the face.

00:21:35.000 That was open palm.

00:21:36.000 Very Russian.

00:21:37.000 Very Russian slap.

00:21:38.000 That's a lead left slap.

00:21:39.000 That's what they call the Moscow slap.

00:21:41.000 You don't want to hurt the knuckles, but you do want to make contact.

00:21:44.000 Also, it's more disrespectful.

00:21:45.000 Yes.

00:21:46.000 And that's really the point.

00:21:48.000 Yeah, you want to treat him like a Russian gal.

00:21:50.000 Yeah, yes, yes, exactly.

00:21:51.000 I treat you like gulag whore!

00:21:54.000 Yes, you lady Tina Turner, I'm male icon.

00:21:56.000 That's it.

00:21:57.000 You are like gulag concubine.

00:21:59.000 Yes.

00:21:59.000 Who says I care about your pleasure?

00:22:01.000 I don't.

00:22:02.000 I gets mine!

00:22:03.000 Now!

00:22:03.000 Rivet for mine.

00:22:04.000 So this happens.

00:22:05.000 Okay, we're going to continue playing.

00:22:06.000 In most places, you would say that's the end of it.

00:22:08.000 Right.

00:22:09.000 Here in the States, it'd be like, okay, assault.

00:22:10.000 You'd call a good lawyer with a lot of vowels in his last name.

00:22:13.000 That's not what happens here.

00:22:14.000 We continue.

00:22:15.000 All right?

00:22:16.000 Continue.

00:22:17.000 And the man responds with, look, he gets up, looks at him, and bang!

00:22:21.000 Look.

00:22:22.000 Right there, okay.

00:22:23.000 He's been in a fight, you can tell.

00:22:25.000 What happens is he then leads with sort of a modified jab, really more of a lead right

00:22:31.000 straight because he's standing in a southpaw position, which by the way, little known fact,

00:22:35.000 more Ukrainians are southpaws.

00:22:36.000 Really?

00:22:37.000 Yep, I have no idea.

00:22:38.000 So.

00:22:39.000 Listen, I'm following along, I don't trust you.

00:22:41.000 In other words, if he is not, we need to find this out, if he is not left-handed, he's leading with his power hand.

00:22:46.000 Okay.

00:22:46.000 He decided, I want to do some, this is not a slap, he's, boom, he's sticking that, he's got some snap on that right there.

00:22:51.000 There you go, there you go.

00:22:51.000 You know, he's pulling a little bit of that Pernell Whitaker action, he's got his hand up, okay.

00:22:55.000 Now, we continue, and the fight continues to escalate.

00:22:58.000 He does bring in the southpaw though, right there.

00:23:00.000 Right there, now a knockdown.

00:23:02.000 Okay, so you would think this guy has the upper hand.

00:23:04.000 This is the beauty of politics and civil disagreement.

00:23:09.000 Because the man on bottom has a disagreement, which we will see right now as we continue.

00:23:15.000 This man is underneath.

00:23:17.000 He gets up and look, boom, reverses it with a modified body lock takedown.

00:23:22.000 I don't know what you would call it.

00:23:23.000 It's sort of, yeah, it's just knee judo effectively at that point.

00:23:26.000 And let's continue because the fight continues on.

00:23:30.000 And of course, the most interesting part here, this is hyperly technical, getting a side control, knee on belly, and very important, this gentleman right here is just sitting like he's doing nothing.

00:23:41.000 Sitting by a fireplace.

00:23:42.000 Yeah, he looks like he paid them to do it, and he's like, yes, more.

00:23:45.000 Yes, exactly.

00:23:46.000 And we can't see his right hand either, so we have no idea how much he's enjoying this.

00:23:50.000 Fight for me like you used to before I was permanently in this chair.

00:23:53.000 We're going to have tryouts.

00:23:54.000 I'm leaving.

00:23:55.000 Now he's continuing here.

00:23:56.000 He's holding him in a modified scarf fold.

00:23:59.000 They're all trying to separate them.

00:24:00.000 Think about this.

00:24:01.000 They cannot separate these men.

00:24:03.000 This is how much these guys hate each other.

00:24:05.000 And this guy holds public office.

00:24:09.000 And you can take me off the box there, Tim, because I keep playing.

00:24:13.000 What's really most impressive, continue playing, is that this translator just never... Stoic.

00:24:18.000 She's just like, I don't know what to do.

00:24:22.000 And now she starts translating the cussing at each other.

00:24:24.000 Like, you will be my bitch.

00:24:27.000 I will make you scream my name.

00:24:30.000 Look, she's still translating.

00:24:32.000 That lady is a trooper.

00:24:34.000 And you know what?

00:24:34.000 I'd give her an HB1 visa.

00:24:38.000 He had the chokehold going though, he was in deep.

00:24:41.000 Oh yeah, he was going, this guy has some fight training and that translator, I tell you what, she's been in some domestic abuse situations because her cage is not rattled whatsoever.

00:24:49.000 What I love about this is it's every real fight in the world because when you watch a movie, you think it's awesome.

00:24:55.000 Real fights are you two rolling on the ground like jackasses and everyone's embarrassed, especially you.

00:25:01.000 Right, yeah.

00:25:02.000 And that's all that happens.

00:25:03.000 But they're still talking trash.

00:25:04.000 Yes, like the guy on the bottom is like, I've got you right where I want you!

00:25:08.000 Now try my face to your fist style!

00:25:12.000 Hurts, doesn't it?

00:25:13.000 Oh yes, oh, I'm going to strike your knee with my nuts!

00:25:20.000 Yeah, the guy who, I gotta say, cheap-shotted him and then ended up getting knocked down with a southpaw by an old man.

00:25:26.000 But then he reversed?

00:25:26.000 He did.

00:25:27.000 I know, but still.

00:25:28.000 Still.

00:25:28.000 The point is, they both got their licks in.

00:25:30.000 They did.

00:25:31.000 And this is how Disagreement should take place.

00:25:35.000 That's how democracy works.

00:25:36.000 I don't know if they have democracy in the Ukraine.

00:25:37.000 This has been this week's Fight Breakdown.

00:25:39.000 What's also funny, by the way, I should note, the panel discussion, it continued after.

00:25:49.000 Oh, really?

00:25:50.000 Yes.

00:25:51.000 And Scherfling even mocked Budisov for, quote, scratching like a girl.

00:25:55.000 At least, right?

00:25:57.000 Imagine that, just sitting back down, he's like, ugh, okay, yes, yes, you scratch like a girl, oh, any time, I'm easy to find.

00:26:04.000 So about the border troops, I think that we have to, yes, yes, I'd agree.

00:26:08.000 He walks into a hospital right after, the guy's like, hey, are you from the TV?

00:26:11.000 He's like, can I just get this for pain?

00:26:13.000 I need to see ID.

00:26:15.000 I'd like to know.

00:26:16.000 Are you Putin plant from TV show?

00:26:19.000 No, I just sleep on ice.

00:26:20.000 It's fine, it happens.

00:26:22.000 You got girly-clawed face.

00:26:27.000 Why did you let him do that to you?

00:26:29.000 That's embarrassing.

00:26:30.000 It looks like you have acne, but it's really just your skin.

00:26:32.000 It's really just... Nails, my boy.

00:26:34.000 Your skin mars like peach.

00:26:36.000 Are you sure you're not walking cabbage patch doll?

00:26:40.000 After seeing this, do you honestly think Ukraine and Russia aren't going to fight one another?

00:26:44.000 Can you imagine having a civil conversation after that?

00:26:48.000 So mad.

00:26:49.000 This is not going to happen.

00:26:50.000 It'd be like if right now, Tokunawa just front kicked Dave to the face.

00:26:54.000 You just saw his foot come in, and then Dave jumps over and pummels him, and then afterwards they have to sit here and joke about John Oliver.

00:27:01.000 That guy's so silly.

00:27:03.000 Look, I promise we're not going to actually invade.

00:27:05.000 We're just fighting on air.

00:27:07.000 And they really hate each other.

00:27:08.000 That's a good example of how this is going to end.

00:27:10.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:11.000 And here we call it an insurrection if some people just, like, walk in because they're invited into the White House.

00:27:16.000 Can you imagine those people?

00:27:17.000 Could you imagine those people?

00:27:18.000 Capitol building.

00:27:19.000 Picture this.

00:27:20.000 I don't know the... Sorry, what did I say?

00:27:21.000 White House.

00:27:21.000 Yeah, White House.

00:27:22.000 Sorry.

00:27:23.000 The Canadians burnt down the White House.

00:27:23.000 Capitol building.

00:27:25.000 Get to them in a second.

00:27:26.000 But the thing is...

00:27:26.000 Jerks.

00:27:28.000 Imagine, okay, imagine those people, and I don't know what the provinces are or states are in Ukraine exactly, okay?

00:27:33.000 But imagine if, let's say, at one in the morning, those guys in Ukraine went to bed where their state had been called for one guy, and then woke up at 3 a.m., and all of a sudden they're like, wait!

00:27:46.000 160,000 votes change in one hour?

00:27:47.000 How do you think they would have approached their elected representatives?

00:27:52.000 Well, guess the guy!

00:27:53.000 We should have pulled a clip from Eastern Promises.

00:27:57.000 Yes, exactly!

00:27:58.000 It would have been so many magazines loading, they could have done a song like the Blue Man Group.

00:28:01.000 Yeah, it's just a barbershop.

00:28:03.000 Clip, clip, clip, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk.

00:28:05.000 Oh, it's Jingle Bells, yes, okay.

00:28:07.000 It's a good time.

00:28:08.000 Now we kill Prime Minister.

00:28:10.000 Don't do it.

00:28:11.000 I'm saying them and the Ukraine.

00:28:12.000 I'm just saying the point is... They shouldn't have a Prime Minister, is what I'm saying.

00:28:12.000 Yeah, I know, I know.

00:28:15.000 We are so... No.

00:28:18.000 I see an empty space.

00:28:22.000 Because I shot his face.

00:28:24.000 Should just be a chair.

00:28:26.000 Yes, exactly.

00:28:27.000 And underneath we... I didn't know this sponge was supposed to be wet.

00:28:32.000 I didn't know.

00:28:32.000 Whoopsie doopsie.

00:28:34.000 Head is on fire.

00:28:37.000 Okay, let's go to Judd Oliver.

00:28:38.000 He was on with Stephen Colbert.

00:28:41.000 Oh boy.

00:28:41.000 Oh dear.

00:28:42.000 You have allergies.

00:28:43.000 No, that's just my hate getting out.

00:28:46.000 It climbs out of your throat?

00:28:47.000 Yeah, it climbs out.

00:28:49.000 Sorry not sorry.

00:28:50.000 The game.

00:28:50.000 So over the weekend, John Oliver was on with Stephen Colbert.

00:28:53.000 First off, how much unfunny can you fit in a room?

00:28:57.000 Well, they tried.

00:28:58.000 Well, apparently all of it.

00:28:59.000 Yes!

00:29:01.000 You tell jokes like a girl!

00:29:05.000 Unfunny seems to congregate there.

00:29:07.000 So they were talking about how comedians are no longer in absolute despair now that Trump, and this is something I don't understand, now that Trump is out of office because first off I remember when conservatives thought oh when Trump is office we won't have anything to make fun of anymore like Barack Obama and I never felt that way because I knew that the media, the entertainment industry establishment, they were really They were the enemy, they were the people, they were the establishment who we were railing against, not who's in the White House.

00:29:30.000 And of course now, can't stand former Vice President Joe Biden, but I'm not in despair.

00:29:33.000 So I don't understand how John Oliver and Stephen Colbert don't acknowledge that Trump was a gift for them comedically because they can't write without Trump in office.

00:29:41.000 Every story was Trump, whether it was funny or not.

00:29:43.000 And for proof that they can't write, watch their show today, and then notice the only clips that get any kind of play is when they reference Trump.

00:29:51.000 Yeah, they still only use Trump.

00:29:52.000 That's all they've done.

00:29:53.000 They've made fun of Trump for the last year.

00:29:55.000 Because all they can do is push propaganda for former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:29:58.000 So here's John Oliver saying he's no longer in absolute despair now that Trump's out of office with Unfunny Colbert.

00:30:04.000 How has doing the show felt during this administration as opposed to the last one?

00:30:08.000 Because certainly I feel a great difference in my daily focus.

00:30:13.000 It's much more fun to do, right?

00:30:15.000 It's not fun writing comedy from absolute despair.

00:30:19.000 And for us it's been, even we were getting, our show was getting sucked into dealing with the fire hose of what was coming out of the administration all the time.

00:30:28.000 So it is nice to return to do what we do best, I think, which is stories about PACE loans.

00:30:34.000 Okay, hold on a second.

00:30:36.000 I know they're English, so they don't pronounce their R's.

00:30:38.000 Right.

00:30:39.000 What did he just say?

00:30:40.000 Can we rewind that and see what he just said in that last part?

00:30:43.000 Check.

00:30:44.000 It is nice to return to do what we do best, I think, which is stories about Pace Loans.

00:30:49.000 Stories about Pace Loans.

00:30:52.000 Hey, uh, you know what?

00:30:53.000 control. Taste slows. That smells like ratatouille.

00:31:02.000 Can we, uh, control room, can we figure out exactly... let's get... let's find out what he said here.

00:31:07.000 Yeah, let's... Tokunawa, what do you got?

00:31:16.000 What did he say?

00:31:17.000 Nothing, Steven.

00:31:18.000 Okay, all right.

00:31:19.000 I didn't understand that either.

00:31:20.000 Okay, yeah.

00:31:24.000 We'll cover it tomorrow.

00:31:25.000 John Oliver, he did a whole segment on critical race theory.

00:31:27.000 We'll cover that tomorrow.

00:31:28.000 What are you, what are you still, oh you're still looking at your phone trying to figure it out?

00:31:32.000 It doesn't exist.

00:31:33.000 It doesn't exist?

00:31:34.000 No.

00:31:34.000 Did he say pace loans?

00:31:36.000 I don't know what that is.

00:31:37.000 Pace loans!

00:31:38.000 Pace loans!

00:31:39.000 We pronounce it properly, it's our alphabet.

00:31:42.000 Really?

00:31:42.000 Oh.

00:31:43.000 How do you, how do you say are?

00:31:44.000 Are!

00:31:46.000 Are you hurt?

00:31:48.000 Yeah, it is rough.

00:31:49.000 Well, one, you don't write comedy from absolute despair.

00:31:53.000 You write it from looking back on it.

00:31:55.000 You know, tragedy plus time.

00:31:55.000 Right.

00:31:57.000 Right now, I would call it the tragedy.

00:31:59.000 Yes.

00:32:00.000 I'm just judging by, you know, bank accounts, jobs, you know, whatever.

00:32:03.000 Bank account, employment.

00:32:05.000 You know, I mean, if you're looking at it that way.

00:32:07.000 Right.

00:32:07.000 You know, but... Unbelievable debt.

00:32:09.000 Yes.

00:32:10.000 Pete Buttigieg has a job in government.

00:32:11.000 Right.

00:32:12.000 There's a, you know, hashtag Blackface Hitler.

00:32:15.000 Right.

00:32:16.000 But, you know, whatever.

00:32:18.000 No, I understand.

00:32:19.000 But that's not... To make a strong case.

00:32:20.000 No, and, you know, there's a war about to break out, not only just between two guys on TV, but, you know... Right.

00:32:27.000 Not too concerned, though.

00:32:27.000 They'll just scratch each other like girls.

00:32:29.000 No, it's fine.

00:32:30.000 And we'll... He has a Critical Race Theory segment, John Oliver, that just went up.

00:32:33.000 We're gonna do a rebuttal to that tomorrow, because everything this guy... And I think John Oliver can be funny, but at what point, and please, you guys can comment, but at what point does comedy become propaganda?

00:32:43.000 Look, and it's not lost on me, I have a point of view, but I'm very open about it, and we try to let you know.

00:32:49.000 All references are available at loudearthcracker.com.

00:32:51.000 We provide those in the description.

00:32:53.000 I think it's pretty easy to tell when you see a Patch Adams penis doctor sketch, or Dave and I making a joke about men fighting in the Ukraine scratching like girls, although that actually happened.

00:33:04.000 It did.

00:33:05.000 So did the Patch Adams sketch.

00:33:08.000 Allegedly.

00:33:10.000 That happened.

00:33:11.000 So that's a real doctor.

00:33:13.000 Yeah.

00:33:15.000 He's an MD, so technically if you want to get, you know, none of it, but you know.

00:33:17.000 He's as accurate as many doctors have been.

00:33:19.000 Yes, exactly.

00:33:21.000 Laughter is the best medicine.

00:33:22.000 Ooh, he's dead.

00:33:23.000 Uh-oh.

00:33:24.000 Uh-oh.

00:33:25.000 No, no, no, no.

00:33:27.000 So, I don't know.

00:33:28.000 When does it become propaganda?

00:33:30.000 I really do wonder at a certain point when you see John Oliver and they're using sources like Slate, Salon.

00:33:37.000 Well, let's get to this guy, Jordan Klepper, who I found out did have a show on Comedy Central.

00:33:40.000 It was cancelled, so now Trevor Noah is carrying his water.

00:33:43.000 Hey, by the way, token on, did Trevor Noah ever... because Trevor Noah, when we were on air, said he wanted to come on the show.

00:33:49.000 We reached out to him.

00:33:51.000 Is he coming on the show?

00:33:53.000 We haven't gotten a message back yet.

00:33:54.000 He said his management, his people will be in touch with our people.

00:33:59.000 So we got in touch with him and said yes.

00:34:00.000 Yeah, he said, why don't you have me on?

00:34:02.000 So we said yes, and now I have no idea.

00:34:04.000 Ah!

00:34:04.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:05.000 Well, somebody who was watching the last time, tell him this time.

00:34:08.000 Let's go!

00:34:09.000 Mr. Noah, if you're drunk texting, we welcome them again.

00:34:12.000 No.

00:34:12.000 It's pretty early.

00:34:14.000 I didn't say that.

00:34:17.000 I don't know if that's South African.

00:34:20.000 That's close.

00:34:20.000 I don't know what it is.

00:34:21.000 I don't know what it is.

00:34:23.000 Everything about him is just ugly.

00:34:25.000 I mean internally.

00:34:26.000 I'll admit my impressions are shit much like his show.

00:34:30.000 I don't even know how to do a Trevor Noah impression, honestly, because I don't think about him.

00:34:34.000 I don't know how to do an impression of this next guy, Jordan Klepper.

00:34:36.000 So Jordan Klepper is, I guess, a correspondent to The Daily Show.

00:34:40.000 And don't you love how, with The Daily Show, the worst correspondents got their own shows, like Samantha Bee and Trevor Noah?

00:34:46.000 They were never the standout correspondents.

00:34:49.000 No, there's great ones on there.

00:34:50.000 There's so many funny comics.

00:34:51.000 I mean, when you think that Steve Carell was a correspondent.

00:34:53.000 When you think Rob Riggle was a correspondent.

00:34:55.000 Stephen Colbert was a correspondent.

00:34:58.000 Ed Helms was a correspondent.

00:34:59.000 Ed Helms was a correspondent.

00:35:00.000 Josh Gad was a correspondent.

00:35:02.000 What's his name?

00:35:03.000 The other guy.

00:35:04.000 Roy Wood Jr.

00:35:04.000 is a correspondent.

00:35:05.000 I think Roy Wood Jr.

00:35:06.000 is funny.

00:35:07.000 But he didn't get a show.

00:35:08.000 Now he's another correspondent.

00:35:09.000 He should have gotten the Daily Show.

00:35:10.000 Rob Corddry was a correspondent.

00:35:12.000 It was a feeder league for talent.

00:35:14.000 And then the only shows to come out of the previous Daily Show with Jon Stewart Trevor Noah and Samantha Bee.

00:35:20.000 Now, this is a good example.

00:35:23.000 What talents have they created?

00:35:25.000 What A-list talents have they created?

00:35:27.000 Where's Trevor Noah's Steve Carell?

00:35:29.000 Where's Samantha Bee's Rob Riggle?

00:35:32.000 Where's their Rob Corddry?

00:35:33.000 Where's their Ed Helms?

00:35:34.000 Jon Stewart created stars because, why?

00:35:37.000 He looked for people who were funny.

00:35:39.000 For crying out loud, Rob Riggle is probably at the very At worst, he's a moderate.

00:35:43.000 He was a Marine.

00:35:44.000 And the guy's hilarious.

00:35:45.000 Jon Stewart looked for funny first.

00:35:46.000 He's being condemned for that now.

00:35:48.000 Trevor Noah and Samantha Bee, they have to look for propagandists first.

00:35:51.000 And so they literally can't even get a guy like this, Jordan Klepper, to have a show that's a once-a-week, half-hour weekend show to work on Comedy Central because they're not actually looking for talent.

00:36:00.000 They're not actually looking for the funniest people.

00:36:02.000 That should be what matters most.

00:36:04.000 Instead, we have diversity matters most, meaning racial diversity, meaning gender diversity.

00:36:08.000 And then we say what matters most is that people have the right point of view because we can't have intellectual diversity.

00:36:13.000 And way down the list, somewhere if you look for it, if you scratch like a pig scratching for truffles or a Ukrainian broadcaster scratching the face of a Putin plant, you maybe find talent and funny there.

00:36:25.000 So here's Jordan Klepper.

00:36:27.000 Comedian, right?

00:36:28.000 Comedians who are supposed to be the voice against authority.

00:36:32.000 Going down to the Canadian... I go to TBS though, iComedy, to watch Samantha Bee, where they killed Conan, the last funny late night show host, just to point that out.

00:36:42.000 But they also murdered him, it's a scandal.

00:36:44.000 It's just the Prime Minister of Finland.

00:36:46.000 TBS decided one day that they were a comedy station.

00:36:48.000 Right, yeah, exactly.

00:36:49.000 We were supposed to believe it.

00:36:50.000 Sorry.

00:36:51.000 TNT next is going to be Walking Dead.

00:36:54.000 And, well, Trevor Noah now plays with a hand puppet.

00:36:58.000 Yeah, let's take Conan off the air and then we'll leave everything else.

00:37:01.000 Great!

00:37:03.000 Good call.

00:37:03.000 Reruns of Tyler Perry.

00:37:06.000 Pretty much all Tyler Perry shows are reruns, let's be honest.

00:37:09.000 I tune in, I'm like, it's the exact same show.

00:37:11.000 Oh, someone goes to the dentist, they're scared and they don't want to, and then they come back and they learn about life.

00:37:15.000 Great!

00:37:15.000 Pretty much the character rerun.

00:37:19.000 So Jordan Klepper went down to the Canadian Freedom Convoy, and you would think, speak out against authority, speak out against the police who are abusing protesters, right?

00:37:26.000 Because this is a guy, you know, who supported the Black... Instead, he went down to the Freedom Convoy to crap... Remember, people say don't punch down.

00:37:34.000 They say we're punching down when we go after LGBTQAIP, or Dave Chappelle does, right?

00:37:38.000 I can't think of anything more punching down than literally going to a protest where people have had their rights The trucker convoy has arrived in Ottawa.

00:37:47.000 This city and the downtown core remains gridlocked.

00:37:49.000 But that's what Jordan Klepper said is the ticket for him.

00:37:52.000 The trucker convoy has arrived in Ottawa.

00:37:55.000 This city and the downtown core remains gridlocked.

00:37:57.000 Some residents here say that they really can take no more.

00:38:01.000 So I traveled to Ottawa, expecting to find some Canada nice.

00:38:05.000 But their messaging was a bit more coarse.

00:38:08.000 These trucks shut down businesses and made roads impassable.

00:38:12.000 Why did you blur that out when the maple leaf was already blurring out the F word?

00:38:17.000 Well, no, because they want to make sure that you think it's more aggressive than it is.

00:38:20.000 Oh, good, yeah.

00:38:20.000 Because it seems painfully obvious they were doing that.

00:38:22.000 Right, because unlike Black Lives Matter, who just go like, hey, we're going to burn the Walgreens down at 8!

00:38:27.000 Sounds good!

00:38:28.000 These people cleverly had the F. Oh, Maple Leaf C.K.

00:38:32.000 Trudeau, because, you know, just like Let's Go Brandon, they don't want, you know, most of these people, they have jobs and children.

00:38:38.000 Different strokes.

00:38:39.000 Only Canadians would be like, hey, we're not that mad.

00:38:41.000 Yeah, we're not going to use that.

00:38:43.000 We are that mad, but you know, we're not going to be, we're not going to become animals.

00:38:47.000 We're not going to use this sort of coarse language.

00:38:51.000 By the way, you scratch like a girl, you know.

00:38:53.000 I'm not your buddy, pal.

00:38:54.000 So he there complains.

00:38:56.000 These people shut down business.

00:38:57.000 Hold on a second.

00:38:59.000 So that bothers you.

00:39:00.000 They shut down businesses.

00:39:01.000 Do you mean like?

00:39:02.000 Prime Minister Trudeau locked down, shut down businesses, which by the way resulted in 3 million jobs lost, another 200,000 lost in January, and Canada only has, what is it, it's like 30-something million people.

00:39:13.000 30-something million people.

00:39:15.000 That's almost 10% of Canada lost their jobs!

00:39:19.000 Wow.

00:39:19.000 It's crazy.

00:39:20.000 But you're mad because of a few trucks?

00:39:23.000 On a highway overpass?

00:39:27.000 Okay, so...

00:39:29.000 Again, this is just right.

00:39:30.000 Black Lives Matter.

00:39:31.000 They sit there, they kneel, they talk about how important it is.

00:39:33.000 Look, you can go back and just, well, you can't search it on YouTube, but on Mug Club.

00:39:37.000 Steven Crowder, Black Lives Matter, Trevor Noah.

00:39:40.000 You'll see we've covered it many times and they were supportive of it.

00:39:42.000 Well, how many businesses did Black Lives Matter shut down?

00:39:45.000 I mean, we're talking about Trudeau shitting.

00:39:46.000 It's pronounced burned.

00:39:48.000 Burned or shut down.

00:39:49.000 I believe there was a car lot or two.

00:39:51.000 Might have had the same owner.

00:39:53.000 Or they just ransacked them or made them unsafe for patrons to go out.

00:39:57.000 Do you not see the connection here?

00:39:59.000 Well, Cup Foods is the real loser in all this.

00:40:01.000 They really are.

00:40:02.000 I call it a clearance sale.

00:40:05.000 A $999, but no more, clearance sale.

00:40:08.000 Listen, we have standards.

00:40:10.000 Yeah, please.

00:40:11.000 Just like when you go to the t-shirt rack and you get last year's political, it's like, oh, Mitt Happens with a picture of Mitt Romney.

00:40:17.000 The same thing, only you burn down a Walgreens and you take, you know, $900 worth of equipment.

00:40:20.000 You know how bad I want a Mitt Happens shirt now?

00:40:24.000 We're going to sell it at Crowdershop.com.

00:40:26.000 So then he moves on to interview, and this is sort of the selective editing that you see, right, to find one person in a crowd who seems crazy.

00:40:33.000 And the funny thing is, this guy doesn't seem all that crazy when you take it in context and implies that they're just paranoid.

00:40:40.000 So here's Jordan Klepper doing the people's work.

00:40:41.000 You're committed to being here for two years?

00:40:44.000 Yeah.

00:40:44.000 Because two years is nothing.

00:40:46.000 Are you going to keep up the energy to be here for two years?

00:40:48.000 Oh, that's not a problem.

00:40:48.000 People will bring it.

00:40:49.000 Stimulants?

00:40:50.000 No, the people will bring it.

00:40:51.000 I smoke a lot of weed.

00:40:52.000 Yeah.

00:40:52.000 Okay.

00:40:53.000 Right?

00:40:53.000 Yeah.

00:40:54.000 But that's just to calm me down and keep me centered.

00:40:56.000 Are you worried at all with weed?

00:40:58.000 Paranoia?

00:40:58.000 No.

00:40:58.000 That might creep in?

00:40:59.000 No.

00:41:01.000 Do you think the government is coming for you?

00:41:03.000 Oh yeah, constantly.

00:41:05.000 I do night little tactics.

00:41:08.000 They move around, they move in, they add more.

00:41:10.000 Are you paranoid?

00:41:11.000 No.

00:41:11.000 Sure.

00:41:12.000 Okay, so first off, it's funny that this is a guy who's obviously been pro-weed in the past.

00:41:15.000 You can go and research his pieces in the past.

00:41:17.000 He's probably high right now.

00:41:19.000 Yeah, he's probably high right there.

00:41:20.000 But he says you're not paranoid.

00:41:21.000 He's trying to, of course, this implication, when you don't make an argument, right?

00:41:25.000 If someone just says, yeah, I think the government's coming after me.

00:41:27.000 Oh, but you're not paranoid.

00:41:29.000 That's just, it's like Fred Penner.

00:41:31.000 Let me explain.

00:41:32.000 I have to play Fred Penner for my twins?

00:41:36.000 I don't know how that guy ever got a job.

00:41:38.000 It's just lazy songwriting.

00:41:41.000 It wasn't child-friendly, it was just like, I got a mug, got a mug, and oh no, there's a bug in my mug, but it's not, so I'm gonna drink from my mug, Fred Penner's Place.

00:41:41.000 Fred Penner.

00:41:50.000 You should be fired.

00:41:52.000 It's lazy.

00:41:53.000 It's for frickin' six-month-olds.

00:41:55.000 Who is Fred Penner?

00:41:56.000 I don't even know.

00:41:57.000 I don't want to talk about it, it's only going to make me mad.

00:41:59.000 My point is... Get some Raffi in your life, son.

00:42:01.000 It's lazy, lazy arguing, and he just assumes that an uneducated audience will go, oh yeah, paranoid, the government's going to come after him.

00:42:08.000 well i guess those viewers

00:42:11.000 you were of the show or the jordan clepper segments or as you know jordan

00:42:15.000 clapper segments on the trevor noah as a comment you know the referred to in the

00:42:18.000 nielsen ratings what's that referred to as piss break

00:42:20.000 uh... so the jordan clapper segment

00:42:24.000 uh...

00:42:25.000 i guess the viewers maybe didn't actually track down this clip

00:42:29.000 of the crazy ottawa police chief uh... saying that even if protesters go home

00:42:34.000 after this in other words not just right now yeah if protesters go

00:42:38.000 home or anyone who's been involved these protests at all

00:42:42.000 and you can see this in a second and i hope it's as terrifying to you as it is

00:42:45.000 to me that this is happening in the western world he says afterwards

00:42:48.000 they will be tracked down No mention of due process.

00:42:52.000 If the protesters at this point, you know, retreat and go home, are they going to be getting sort of repercussions down the road?

00:43:01.000 Are you going to be sort of actively pursuing the people that you've been sort of documenting and filming who are still out there protesting?

00:43:08.000 What are your plans after this, after the protest is over?

00:43:12.000 It's a great question, and the simple answer is yes.

00:43:15.000 If you are involved in this protest, we will actively look to identify you and follow up with financial sanctions and criminal charges.

00:43:23.000 Absolutely.

00:43:24.000 This investigation will go on for months to come.

00:43:27.000 It has many, many different streams, both from a federal financial level, from a provincial licensing level, from a criminal code level, from a Municipal breach of court order, breach of court injunction level.

00:43:43.000 Right.

00:43:43.000 And Marty McFly's Playboy level.

00:43:45.000 Yes.

00:43:47.000 That is terrifying.

00:43:48.000 And by the way, first off, this isn't even smart because you're not giving these people an out.

00:43:51.000 What do you think is going to happen?

00:43:53.000 Do they want these people to become violent?

00:43:55.000 Because when you say, hey, by the way, you made your voices heard and you protested and nobody was hurt, we're going to harm you once you leave.

00:44:03.000 It's insane.

00:44:04.000 A part of me wonders if they're trying to get people to say, well, there's nothing to lose now.

00:44:08.000 If you want peace, you give somebody an out.

00:44:12.000 By the way, the out would have just been, okay, you don't have to show a vaccine passport to go to a restaurant.

00:44:18.000 That would have been a nice out, but at least at this point, give them an out where if you go home, we're not going to freeze your bank accounts and harm your family.

00:44:24.000 And this is something else that I, but again, it's just crazy paranoia.

00:44:28.000 For crying out loud, Alex Jones is seeming more and more like an oracle.

00:44:31.000 If Alex Jones were to tell you this not long ago, listen, here's what's going to happen.

00:44:34.000 You're going to show up, and if you even so much as protest at the Capitol, they will freeze your bank accounts.

00:44:39.000 Freeze your bank accounts, go after your family, and they will follow you to the ends of the earth.

00:44:39.000 Yeah.

00:44:42.000 Trust me, I have seen the camps.

00:44:44.000 We're in Canada.

00:44:46.000 I have seen the camps, you know.

00:44:49.000 Hey, I've been around.

00:44:51.000 I know what I'm talking about.

00:44:52.000 I know what I'm talking about.

00:44:53.000 Um, and this is also something where I, you know, a lot of conservatives abandon public schools, they abandon right public office.

00:45:03.000 So the police chief before this guy left, resigned before this.

00:45:06.000 Now I understand probably, I don't know why, I'm inferring here, okay, just to be clear, I don't want to do propaganda, I'm letting you know that I'm making This is conjecture.

00:45:16.000 Probably didn't want to be involved with the complete destruction of basic human rights in Canada, but the problem is if you abandon your post, a lot of conservatives leave.

00:45:26.000 They leave these places.

00:45:28.000 They concede that territory.

00:45:29.000 Guess what?

00:45:30.000 Trudeau or whoever is in charge of that office, whatever Patsy for the higher-ups, can plant whoever they want there and now you've got a guy who's going to do the bidding for that government and follow people after the protests.

00:45:42.000 to punish them. Yeah well and just think about this for a second because they're saying like

00:45:46.000 you said in Alex Jones voice you know freezing your bank accounts like seriously that is

00:45:50.000 happening to people right now who are doing nothing more than protesting and by protesting

00:45:55.000 I mean parking a truck in downtown Ottawa and dancing.

00:45:59.000 Right. That's it. Well they're pretty white. Protest. Well the dance moves.

00:46:03.000 I will say, the Black Lives Matter protests, they were better.

00:46:06.000 They were much better for that.

00:46:07.000 Also, the style points in front of the giant fires.

00:46:09.000 But just imagine right now, if you're a small business owner and you have no access to capital.

00:46:13.000 Let's say you're expanding, let's say you're trying to run your small business.

00:46:15.000 Let's say you're trying to pay your frickin' rent.

00:46:18.000 And they're like, oh hey, by the way, your account's frozen.

00:46:20.000 Well, when will I get it back?

00:46:21.000 When we get around to it.

00:46:22.000 And by the way, this is how you affect protesters who are employed or want to be employed.

00:46:26.000 Whereas with other protesters in the Summer of Love, guess what?

00:46:28.000 There was a rent moratorium.

00:46:29.000 It's like, we're gonna freeze your money.

00:46:30.000 I don't give a shit.

00:46:32.000 Oh yeah, and if you've ever dealt with any government agency like the DMV, you definitely want them to take care of your bank account.

00:46:37.000 Yes, I'm waiting on a tax refund that is over a year and a half late.

00:46:42.000 I'm waiting on an audit final that's been taken two years because I didn't do anything wrong.

00:46:48.000 Well, you know what?

00:46:48.000 They'll find something.

00:46:49.000 It's awesome.

00:46:51.000 Well, but to go back to the trucker, even part of that when he said, when is it propaganda?

00:46:54.000 You go into a place that's freezing cold.

00:46:56.000 You find a guy who's scared.

00:46:57.000 He's never been on camera before.

00:46:58.000 Clearly, he's a little bit twitchy.

00:47:00.000 He's a little bit nervous.

00:47:01.000 He's never been interviewed like that.

00:47:02.000 And that's gratuation.

00:47:04.000 You find the exact guy who you're mocking because you know you can.

00:47:07.000 That's when it stops being comedy and begins to be propaganda.

00:47:10.000 And by the way, because it's punching Yes, and it doesn't even work because the guy's right.

00:47:13.000 Oh wait, you mean he's paranoid that the government might come after him?

00:47:16.000 I wonder where he could have seen that within a five block radius of where you interviewed him.

00:47:26.000 Oh, you're saying there's more and more police.

00:47:28.000 What a crazy guy.

00:47:31.000 What a loon.

00:47:32.000 We're being arrested.

00:47:41.000 Totally makes sense, this is all over a virus.

00:47:43.000 It's for your health, Dave.

00:47:46.000 Come on through! Come on through!

00:47:48.000 What is happening here?

00:47:50.000 Just riding horses on people, everybody.

00:47:52.000 Man.

00:47:54.000 Stop it! Stop it!

00:47:56.000 I'm sure they were Clydesdales by accident.

00:47:58.000 I'm sure they were Clydesdales by accident.

00:48:01.000 Oh, that's totally normal.

00:48:07.000 Was that exactly four horsemen?

00:48:09.000 Yes.

00:48:12.000 And Trudeau followed with it.

00:48:14.000 What is wrong with this world?

00:48:19.000 Now here's the thing, I understand that horses, this happens sometimes, it's an accident, you guys should clear, but what were they, they were clearing a path for what?

00:48:26.000 No reason.

00:48:26.000 All that happened was the horses went by and you go, okay, who are they, what is it, an ambulance behind them?

00:48:30.000 Because you know when Black Lives Matter, remember, some people died because they were in houses and the fire... They went by ambulances.

00:48:35.000 Yeah, the fire trucks couldn't get there.

00:48:37.000 I thought, oh, we're gonna see a fire truck.

00:48:39.000 Those horses just, they just went through just for a good old-fashioned trampoline.

00:48:43.000 This was a parade, Steven.

00:48:45.000 They have to get out of the way of the parade.

00:48:47.000 And I love a parade.

00:48:48.000 And they're not going to rain on it.

00:48:51.000 Nope.

00:48:51.000 It's raining horseshoes.

00:48:52.000 That's right.

00:48:55.000 So I guess it's paranoid to think the government might come after, I don't know, businesses that we've seen with the Canadian government, of course.

00:49:01.000 Or maybe it's paranoid, this crazy little guy, right?

00:49:04.000 Jordan Klepper, the bully that you are.

00:49:06.000 Maybe it's crazy for Canadians to be paranoid that the government might come after, I don't know, pastors.

00:49:11.000 Thank you for the recording. It's time to say goodbye.

00:49:17.000 Seems like an unsafe place to arrest a pastor.

00:49:20.000 In the road.

00:49:21.000 Any place is an unsafe place to arrest a pastor.

00:49:26.000 You're out of your house.

00:49:27.000 Is that a black cop?

00:49:28.000 Now I've seen everything.

00:49:30.000 You have some conditions?

00:49:31.000 You have conditions?

00:49:32.000 Yeah, I have work conditions.

00:49:33.000 What did I breach?

00:49:34.000 What did I breach?

00:49:35.000 Is this what you do?

00:49:36.000 You arrest preachers?

00:49:37.000 Is that a black cop?

00:49:38.000 Now I've seen everything.

00:49:39.000 You arrest pastors?

00:49:40.000 Yes.

00:49:41.000 And Canada.

00:49:42.000 You took an oath.

00:49:43.000 You're no better than the Nazis.

00:49:48.000 By the way, that cop and the police chief in Canada should be stripped of their badges like officer and a gentleman.

00:49:54.000 Yeah.

00:49:55.000 They were just doing their jobs.

00:49:56.000 Well deserved.

00:49:57.000 And that man should be carried out like so.

00:49:59.000 Yes.

00:50:00.000 Low lift us up where we belong.

00:50:03.000 Oh boy.

00:50:04.000 Where the horses stomp.

00:50:06.000 Oh no.

00:50:07.000 And the syrup flows.

00:50:09.000 And the syrup flows.

00:50:12.000 Canada, up where we belong.

00:50:15.000 I hate both of you.

00:50:18.000 Jared likes wine.

00:50:22.000 Yes.

00:50:23.000 G-A-A-R-G.

00:50:24.000 Okay, we get it.

00:50:25.000 We'll do more on Mug Club.

00:50:26.000 Now, also, I don't know, maybe the government could force quarantine.

00:50:30.000 The point is, it's not paranoia if it's happening.

00:50:34.000 It's like somebody interviewing me and me saying, I don't know, I'm paranoid that there's a, I'm paranoid that there's tepid tea in that mug.

00:50:39.000 He's like, oh really?

00:50:40.000 You just think there's gonna be?

00:50:41.000 Yeah, because it appears almost every morning.

00:50:43.000 I have a horse stomp your ribcage in and go, are you paranoid?

00:50:46.000 Yeah.

00:50:46.000 You paranoid?

00:50:47.000 Does that feel a little paranoid to you?

00:50:48.000 I think, I think you collapse my lung.

00:50:50.000 No, no, that's just that paranoia.

00:50:51.000 It's that phantom lung paranoia.

00:50:53.000 You were in the way.

00:50:54.000 They were trying to get over there for no reason.

00:50:56.000 Yes.

00:50:57.000 You were in the way of what?

00:50:59.000 Their stomping.

00:51:01.000 Yeah.

00:51:01.000 This is their stomping ground.

00:51:02.000 That's how you calm down a crowd by trampling some of the peaceful protesters who weren't doing anything in the first place.

00:51:07.000 And kneeing them!

00:51:08.000 For crying out loud, there's rules in the UFC.

00:51:10.000 You can't knee the head of a downed opponent!

00:51:12.000 Stop resisting!

00:51:13.000 Just ask Alderman Sterling and Peter Jahn!

00:51:16.000 He's bleeding on me.

00:51:16.000 Knee him again.

00:51:17.000 The two people who watched the lightweights fight.

00:51:19.000 The best way to clear out a group of people is to come out of nowhere and say, excuse me, move, and then just immediately go in and not care.

00:51:26.000 Right.

00:51:26.000 I've always said that.

00:51:27.000 Although, you know what, that being said, what I would like to see is someone just march on in with the Budweiser Clivesdale into a Walgreens while someone's having the old five-finger discount.

00:51:37.000 Are you sure?

00:51:38.000 These razor bump lotions happen to be my stomping grounds.

00:51:41.000 And then you have them do the Arabian horse.

00:51:44.000 They're very well-trained horses.

00:51:45.000 Just roll a magnum on it and be like, you sure you want to do that?

00:51:48.000 Yes!

00:51:50.000 Beep!

00:51:51.000 Alright.

00:51:52.000 My horse wants to get to know ya.

00:51:53.000 Now I think this is pretty telling.

00:51:54.000 Watch.

00:51:55.000 Jordan Klepper.

00:51:55.000 Because this is the language of a comedian, right?

00:51:56.000 An anti-authoritarian.

00:51:59.000 Come on, just think about this.

00:52:00.000 They called Donald Trump a fascist.

00:52:01.000 They said, oh, he could be under an authoritarian regime.

00:52:04.000 You are talking about specific... There has never been a more clear example.

00:52:08.000 Maybe Australia.

00:52:10.000 In the Western world of a tyrant than Trudeau.

00:52:15.000 This, I mean, this man is not going to stop.

00:52:19.000 He's not going to stop.

00:52:21.000 He doesn't care about your freedoms.

00:52:23.000 And they don't have the same constitution that we have here in the United States.

00:52:25.000 Remember when you all mocked Jordan Peterson about the compulsion of language?

00:52:28.000 Well, guess what?

00:52:29.000 Here's where we are now.

00:52:31.000 You don't think that this guy who can arrest people and freeze their bank accounts for parking their truck can arrest you for using the wrong pronouns?

00:52:39.000 Of course he would.

00:52:40.000 This is getting absolutely terrifying and I'll explain to you exactly why the left is now covering this because they ignored it for a long time.

00:52:49.000 I'll explain to you exactly why Jordan Klepper feels the need to punch down.

00:52:52.000 He really is a patsy for the higher-ups.

00:52:53.000 I bet you this came to him as orders from Viacom.

00:52:57.000 He uses this word here.

00:53:00.000 Finally.

00:53:01.000 And just hear when he says finally and understand why it sends shivers up my spine.

00:53:09.000 And while Canadian authorities have finally enacted emergency measures to try to clear the convoy, so far the trucks are still there.

00:53:16.000 Finally.

00:53:18.000 While he's finally enacted emergency orders.

00:53:21.000 That's a finally of support.

00:53:23.000 Yeah.

00:53:24.000 And of course, taken in context, I recommend that you go watch this entire clip.

00:53:27.000 I think it's over at the Comedy Central channel.

00:53:31.000 They finally enacted emergency orders.

00:53:34.000 Hey, remember Bill Hicks?

00:53:35.000 Remember Lenny Bruce?

00:53:36.000 Remember George Carlin?

00:53:37.000 Remember people talking about how the government wasn't equipped to do anything?

00:53:39.000 And now this comedian, right, is demanding not only fewer rights for himself, unless it's having sex with a dude.

00:53:47.000 That's what they consider rights, right?

00:53:48.000 Having sex with a dude, killing an unborn baby, all the way up until including birth.

00:53:51.000 But when you're talking about things like basic rights, you know, finally the Prime Minister has made sure that he can ban travel.

00:53:59.000 In the country of Canada, to and from specific areas.

00:54:01.000 Force evacuation of people and property.

00:54:03.000 That means steal people and steal property.

00:54:05.000 Force private companies like tow trucks to comply.

00:54:07.000 Loss of personal, commercial licenses.

00:54:09.000 He'll just strip you of them.

00:54:10.000 Loss of right to travel internationally at all, let alone within the borders.

00:54:14.000 Fines of up to $100,000, by the way, from the government to the truckers.

00:54:18.000 And then fines of $5,000 to people who don't move the trucks.

00:54:22.000 Jail up to five years.

00:54:24.000 Jail up to five years for parking a truck.

00:54:28.000 You know, when people say insurrection January 6th, I'll tell you what.

00:54:33.000 This is a far greater tragedy than January 6th, and it's what the government is doing to its own people.

00:54:38.000 Because guess what?

00:54:39.000 Even when there is no January 6th, you stomp them!

00:54:42.000 Sure, Babbitt was shot.

00:54:45.000 Was the only person shot, by the way.

00:54:46.000 January 6th.

00:54:47.000 One woman, unarmed, shot.

00:54:49.000 Completely unnecessary.

00:54:50.000 Let's be clear, as far as I know, there haven't been the same charges of insurrection against those people.

00:54:54.000 Here, we have protesters in Canada who've been entirely peaceful.

00:54:58.000 Contrast with billions of dollars in damages from Black Lives Matter, right?

00:55:01.000 Antifa.

00:55:03.000 How many people were shot in CHAZ?

00:55:04.000 At least three.

00:55:06.000 Would have been five if our producers were shot when we were filming their live.

00:55:10.000 And the government still beats the shit out of them.

00:55:13.000 Hits them with nightsticks.

00:55:14.000 Stomps them with horses.

00:55:16.000 Let alone freezing their bank accounts and letting them know that they will continue to ruin their livelihoods for the rest of time should they deem fit.

00:55:24.000 This is far worse than January 6th.

00:55:26.000 You want to blame January 6th insurrectionists for destroying faith in our institutions?

00:55:34.000 Hey, you know what destroys faith in your institutions?

00:55:36.000 When your institutions act like and use animals.

00:55:40.000 Well, you have a weak tyrant in Justin Trudeau and that's a problem.

00:55:44.000 when people go oh look at what's happened oh the americans are boston tea party they're losing faith

00:55:48.000 in their institutions yeah well it's not really losing faith if your institution sucks yeah well

00:55:53.000 you have a weak tyrant in justin trudeau and that's a problem if somebody is tyrannical and

00:55:57.000 they're weak they're going to do things like this to prove that they're not weak

00:56:01.000 Hitler was a weak tyrant in the initial beginning of his phase, right?

00:56:04.000 He was weak.

00:56:05.000 He was not a strong person.

00:56:06.000 Mussolini was always weak.

00:56:08.000 Always a weak tyrant, I'm telling you.

00:56:09.000 Way better public speaker, though, than Trudeau.

00:56:10.000 Well, yeah.

00:56:10.000 I'm just saying.

00:56:11.000 That's true.

00:56:11.000 But you talk about it with the kind of weak men, right?

00:56:14.000 If they're put in this situation, they have to violently react, whereas strongmen know that they can handle the situation and they're good to go.

00:56:20.000 They don't have to show that force until later.

00:56:22.000 With guys like Trudeau, nobody's shaking his hands, nobody thinks he's a part of the cool club, nobody likes Justin Trudeau, and he's a weak tyrant who's like, OK, I've got to do something strong now.

00:56:22.000 Yeah.

00:56:30.000 Scared dogs bite.

00:56:32.000 Exactly.

00:56:32.000 Scared dogs bite.

00:56:33.000 People often come up, they're afraid, they're terrified of Joe Louis.

00:56:35.000 Joe Louis has never even come close to biting anybody because he's confident.

00:56:38.000 Little dogs are afraid, and they've got to bite, because they've got to put you on your toes right away.

00:56:43.000 I've got to scar my Achilles that proves that, that little Bichon prick.

00:56:47.000 Now, the rest of this segment, he goes on to basically just selectively edit a little thing that was like Cujo.

00:56:53.000 It was like a four-pound Cujo.

00:56:54.000 Bit my Achilles.

00:56:55.000 Snapped it.

00:56:56.000 Are you serious?

00:56:57.000 Yeah, I hate it.

00:56:58.000 I mean, I killed it.

00:57:00.000 Well, yeah.

00:57:00.000 Oh, jeez.

00:57:02.000 I mean, I didn't kill it.

00:57:04.000 It was your tiger blood.

00:57:05.000 I just had my, at the time, my Great Dane just stomp it.

00:57:09.000 Needed a clear path.

00:57:10.000 I ride around Joe Louis like that with my horse.

00:57:13.000 Yeah, I know.

00:57:14.000 You can do that.

00:57:15.000 And we go through parades of people.

00:57:17.000 Your feet don't even touch the ground.

00:57:19.000 So then he goes on, this Jordan Klepper, he goes on to just basically selectively edit to try and make people on the street look crazy.

00:57:25.000 And he continues with this general, I guess, sort of malfeasance and degradation of Canadian truckers.

00:57:33.000 But again, it's still pretty telling.

00:57:34.000 Let me show you the end of it.

00:57:35.000 And a well-funded, never-ending street party infused with misinformation and nationalism feels remarkably possible in our own land of the free.

00:57:44.000 Where does this movement go from here?

00:57:46.000 Is he always nasally or is that cocaine?

00:57:47.000 I believe it's going to be worldwide.

00:57:48.000 It's going to come to America?

00:57:49.000 Yes, definitely.

00:57:50.000 You think this is inspiring the d**kheads in America?

00:57:53.000 Pardon me?

00:57:54.000 This is inspiring the d**kheads in America?

00:57:57.000 It's inspiring people.

00:58:00.000 People of America.

00:58:01.000 See, you're a piece of shit and they're polite.

00:58:03.000 To stand for freedom.

00:58:05.000 Okay, if they do come to America, then maybe I'll finally get my f***ing end table.

00:58:11.000 Okay, so two things.

00:58:12.000 He just homo say what-ed.

00:58:13.000 Yes, exactly.

00:58:14.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:58:14.000 No, exactly.

00:58:15.000 It's opposite day sarcasm.

00:58:16.000 That's what he did though.

00:58:16.000 It's really pathetic.

00:58:18.000 It's the absence of wit.

00:58:20.000 Here's something.

00:58:20.000 Notice when we did the riots they started.

00:58:23.000 Yeah.

00:58:24.000 We streamed that night.

00:58:26.000 Over 150,000 of you were watching when the riots started, the peaceful protests.

00:58:29.000 All we did was show you what was happening across the country, right?

00:58:33.000 Didn't even require that much commentary.

00:58:35.000 We showed you CNN where it said mostly peaceful.

00:58:37.000 This happened live on our show and now it's sort of become a meme because everyone else saw what was going on.

00:58:42.000 Said fiery but mostly peaceful protests.

00:58:44.000 We just showed you exactly what was going on.

00:58:46.000 Okay, in this case, You don't think for a second if this guy could find an example of violence, or insurrection, or something on fire, or a crime being committed, that he would include it?

00:58:56.000 He can't, so he has to say, uh, dickheads in America, and he's corrected by the nice people being interviewed, you know, mothers who aren't used to being on camera saying, well, we hope that it inspires people, and this is the point.

00:59:09.000 Why are they addressing this now?

00:59:11.000 I'll tell you exactly why they're addressing this now.

00:59:13.000 They are afraid that this could be a groundswell and that it could come to the United States.

00:59:18.000 Because yes, the supply chain has been disrupted.

00:59:20.000 That is a wonderful way to peacefully protest and make your voices heard because you're not directly burning down somebody's business.

00:59:28.000 What you are doing is forcing the government to, well if they have any sense, take a seat at the table and listen.

00:59:34.000 This is how most great Civil rights protests have taken place.

00:59:39.000 And by the way, we're not just talking about civil rights, we are talking about basic human rights.

00:59:41.000 But this is, make no mistake, a civil rights protest, regardless of color, and it's a mixed crowd.

00:59:46.000 It's Canada, so it's not quite as mixed as, you know, anywhere outside of Canada, but it's still as mixed as you're going to have in Canada.

00:59:52.000 They are afraid of this coming to the states, and I have said this many times, I hope it does!

00:59:58.000 I would love to see a freedom trucker convoy here in the United States.

01:00:01.000 Yeah, absolutely!

01:00:02.000 I would love to see that here in the United States, especially if it's as peaceful as it was in Canada.

01:00:05.000 I know!

01:00:06.000 I would love to see a freedom convoy here in the United States.

01:00:09.000 That's a peaceful way to have an impact.

01:00:12.000 And now, of course, they have to address it.

01:00:14.000 By the way, I'm pretty sure that's the show Trevor Noah was watching.

01:00:16.000 I think so.

01:00:17.000 Or the day before.

01:00:18.000 But what are we supposed to do?

01:00:20.000 Protest in an ineffective way?

01:00:21.000 Is that what sit-ins were back when you were fighting for civil rights?

01:00:24.000 When you took over the Wisconsin Statehouse and basically just all sat in there?

01:00:29.000 It's an effective way of getting in the way and making yourself the impediment.

01:00:33.000 Well, they're doing the same thing with trucks.

01:00:34.000 That's it.

01:00:35.000 What do you want them to- Okay, here's the deal.

01:00:35.000 Right.

01:00:37.000 I got a question for you.

01:00:38.000 Truckers, do you want to do this?

01:00:39.000 Instead of clogging downtown Ottawa, go and sit on the side of every single road in Canada and still don't deliver packages and goods.

01:00:46.000 Still effective.

01:00:47.000 What are they going to do to you then?

01:00:49.000 Oh, well now you're just- You're blocking- We're not blocking a thing!

01:00:52.000 You can get down into Ottawa if you would like.

01:00:53.000 We're just not doing the job that will make you feel the pain.

01:00:56.000 Well, let me just tell you, I don't want them to do that.

01:00:58.000 I do.

01:00:58.000 I want them to continue.

01:00:59.000 I want them to do both, but I don't want Justin Trudeau's hatchet men going in there, beating people up, and stealing money from their bank accounts, shutting down financial institutions for just funding people, and didn't have a problem with doing it for Black Lives Matter, but have a problem doing it with people... Raise money for serial felons with Black Lives Matter.

01:01:15.000 Well, cutting off all funding, taking all their money away, it's just absolutely amazing that anybody could be on the side of that.

01:01:15.000 Absolutely.

01:01:22.000 For peacefully, let alone comedians.

01:01:25.000 Comedians, and you're talking about Lenny Bruce and Carlin.

01:01:27.000 Lenny Bruce and Carlin, if people don't know, were arrested together once.

01:01:32.000 For stuff like this.

01:01:32.000 Right.

01:01:33.000 Yeah.

01:01:34.000 I'm not saying that they were conservative, but look at the time difference.

01:01:37.000 Look at the timeline.

01:01:38.000 This has nothing to do with politics anymore.

01:01:41.000 This is being taken over by a government.

01:01:44.000 Everything's stolen from you.

01:01:46.000 Why would you ever be on the side of that?

01:01:48.000 To an elderly woman who doesn't even...

01:01:54.000 Yeah.

01:01:54.000 Oh, that's what?

01:01:55.000 Oh, no, it's for people there.

01:01:57.000 For people, no, no.

01:01:58.000 No, no, we didn't say, no, we didn't say dickhead.

01:02:00.000 That's what you said out there.

01:02:01.000 We're, we're saying, you know, we want to, we want to, you know, them to have a movement.

01:02:05.000 So dickhead?

01:02:05.000 No, stop using foul language.

01:02:07.000 Well, he's not, he's not even educated enough about the joke that he's telling because he said, because if you guys end up coming here, I might actually- I'm sorry, he's an unfunny piece of shit.

01:02:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:15.000 I'll say that's ad hominem.

01:02:16.000 His show got cancelled and so he has to, you know, be a lackey for Trevor Noah.

01:02:20.000 And you would think Trevor Noah, isn't he from South Africa?

01:02:23.000 Yes.

01:02:24.000 Wouldn't you think he'd just go like, hey, look, just so you know, I kind of have the

01:02:27.000 inside lane on what happens with unfettered government power.

01:02:29.000 It doesn't end well.

01:02:30.000 Yeah.

01:02:31.000 Come on, Trevor.

01:02:32.000 Why don't you just do your job and let this guy know that, eh, you know what, maybe we

01:02:35.000 don't want to pick on these protesters.

01:02:36.000 Also, you know what, you want to know something else?

01:02:38.000 When people say, hey, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, they can do whatever they want.

01:02:41.000 They go, free speech is only when the government does it.

01:02:43.000 When liberals say this, and by the way, of course, that's untrue when you look at Section 230, because the government and Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, right, they're one and the same when they're enacting policies of the government.

01:02:52.000 They've said, we want more.

01:02:54.000 Curtailing of speech online as we just saw recently from Susan Wojcicki.

01:02:56.000 But even then, it's not an argument that the left actually believes in because right now when you actually have the government of Canada arresting and punishing people for speech You're fine with it anyway.

01:03:10.000 So don't act, just like when people say, oh, what about Dreamer children?

01:03:13.000 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

01:03:14.000 Dreamer children.

01:03:14.000 Let's say they can all stay.

01:03:16.000 Would you, would you get rid of, right?

01:03:18.000 Can we evict?

01:03:19.000 Can we kick out all of the illegal criminals who are overcrowding our prisons?

01:03:22.000 Can we get rid of sanctuary cities?

01:03:23.000 Well, no.

01:03:24.000 Well, then don't say that you care about the kids who are here.

01:03:26.000 The anchor babies, because that's not what it's about.

01:03:28.000 When you say abortion, right, they go, well what about rape and incest?

01:03:30.000 Okay, if we allowed all abortions for rape and incest, would you be, well no, well then don't say it's about rape and incest.

01:03:36.000 Don't say it's about individual platforms being able to ban whatever speech they want and it's not technically censorship, because you're fine with it when the government does it anyway.

01:03:44.000 And I know that in Canada they don't have freedom of speech, which is what you would like to bring here to the United States, but let's not act like if we cross that bridge you're going to have a problem with it then.

01:03:52.000 You only demand fewer rights and less speech.

01:03:57.000 I've never seen it in my lifetime.

01:03:59.000 If you're on the same page as me, smash that like button.

01:04:01.000 Smash the like button if you have never seen in your lifetime people in our generation, people who are supposed to flip the bird to figures of authority, doing their bidding like we are seeing right now.

01:04:13.000 Well, it's not even about... In every situation, it's not even about what it is about.

01:04:16.000 If you're talking about rape and incest, we know where I stand on it, but it's about not going on TikTok... Pro!

01:04:21.000 Oh, I thought we were talking about the royal family.

01:04:24.000 Sorry.

01:04:25.000 Oh, no.

01:04:25.000 No, no, no.

01:04:26.000 Well, that would just be rape and incest.

01:04:30.000 But you repeat yourself.

01:04:33.000 That's just, well, really take out the rape.

01:04:35.000 You mustn't use synonyms.

01:04:37.000 It makes you sound redundant and inarticulate.

01:04:40.000 By incest, if you mean love.

01:04:42.000 Yes, true love.

01:04:43.000 Yes, love is love.

01:04:45.000 Yes, the old tale that she shall only be awakened by true incest's kiss.

01:04:49.000 My sister-mother-wife is a beautiful girl.

01:04:55.000 You were saying rape and incest abortion?

01:04:58.000 There's a difference between that and doing a TikTok video of your Planned Parenthood punch card.

01:05:02.000 I mean, that's the problem.

01:05:03.000 It's all these extremes that everybody wants.

01:05:05.000 They want to be rewarded for the most awful things in the entire world.

01:05:09.000 That's what I don't get.

01:05:10.000 Right.

01:05:10.000 Everybody wants to be rewarded for this.

01:05:12.000 It's this pride in nothing.

01:05:13.000 Well, here's the thing, and that's actually a good transition because The left is rewarded for the most extreme, right?

01:05:19.000 You see Governor Ralph Northam saying, well, we keep the baby comfortable, let's drive an abortion, then decide what we want to do with it.

01:05:23.000 They believe in abortion up until and including birth period, right?

01:05:26.000 They're against heartbeat bills, where a baby has its own heart, and we know that this is now an autonomous life, you can't argue the science of it, right?

01:05:32.000 They want to shout their abortion.

01:05:34.000 That's pretty extreme, right?

01:05:36.000 They want to freeze the funds of truckers.

01:05:39.000 That's pretty extreme.

01:05:40.000 Now on the flip side, Bill Maher, who absolutely is a liberal, Just to be clear.

01:05:46.000 I want to support him now because I know he stepped out on a limb but he is getting a taste of his own medicine because he did accuse the Tea Party movement and people who were against Barack Obama of being racist for a long time and now he's getting the same kinds of accusations because he said something.

01:06:00.000 He's the only person in late night right now who says anything even remotely reasonable.

01:06:04.000 Again, not nearly as extreme as the left, what you just saw with Trevor Noah and Jordan Klepper, but he's being excoriated for it.

01:06:09.000 So let me read you some of these tweets.

01:06:10.000 But real quick, at least he's remained a comedian.

01:06:12.000 Yes.

01:06:13.000 That's the thing I like about Bill Maher.

01:06:15.000 He's been a comedian first.

01:06:17.000 Right.

01:06:17.000 That's who you should go to for comedy, not every bit of news.

01:06:20.000 Right.

01:06:21.000 No, you're absolutely right.

01:06:22.000 So this is actually, people were upset, and I'll show you what they were upset.

01:06:24.000 They were upset about Bill Maher speaking out against communism in China.

01:06:27.000 Oh.

01:06:27.000 And genocide.

01:06:28.000 Ah.

01:06:28.000 And we'll get to that in a second.

01:06:30.000 How dare him?

01:06:30.000 How dare he?

01:06:31.000 I mean.

01:06:33.000 Right, so let me read some tweets from you.

01:06:34.000 This is the Palmer Report tweeted, At this point, Bill Maher holds numerous conservative views and few liberal views.

01:06:39.000 He is therefore, by definition, now a conservative.

01:06:41.000 Liberals didn't lose the plot, he did.

01:06:43.000 Brooklyn Dad tweeted, Bill Maher lost me a long time ago.

01:06:47.000 Well, he'll be sure to read your letter.

01:06:49.000 And I don't think he's a liberal.

01:06:51.000 I got sick of his Islamophobic schtick and whining when his audience didn't laugh at his, quote, jokes.

01:06:56.000 Okay, again, I don't think there's ever been someone who's gone more of A consistent anti-Christian tirade than Bill Maher, but he is even-handed.

01:07:04.000 He also goes after Islam.

01:07:06.000 I say, fine, look, doesn't mean that I agree with him.

01:07:09.000 Never once.

01:07:10.000 My faith is what defines me.

01:07:12.000 I've been very clear about that.

01:07:14.000 Gerald, your faith is what defines you.

01:07:15.000 Have you ever once wanted Bill Maher off the air for him mocking Jesus or Christians?

01:07:18.000 No, not at all.

01:07:19.000 I just don't like some of it, but I'm just like, whatever, that's fine.

01:07:22.000 He had an Islamic expert on to talk about why he had a problem with Islam.

01:07:26.000 They had to tape his hands to the bottom of the desk because they didn't want him to reach out with the old cutting knife.

01:07:32.000 He had to come on barefoot from what I understand.

01:07:36.000 Completely naked.

01:07:38.000 So while I was watching the show this weekend, I couldn't help but notice, and keep in mind too, I have been in communication, I've told this Inside Baseball with people at Bill Maher a while back.

01:07:47.000 They reached out for me to be on the show and then didn't have me on the show.

01:07:51.000 I don't blame you.

01:07:54.000 But they did.

01:07:55.000 I remember the Booker specifically asked me about the Russia scandal, and I was like, I don't really want to talk about the Russia scandal.

01:07:59.000 I said, I think the Oscar's so white thing's pretty funny.

01:08:01.000 Like, well, we don't really do that.

01:08:02.000 We want to talk about Russia.

01:08:03.000 I was like, yeah, probably not for you.

01:08:05.000 So he covered the Olympics.

01:08:09.000 Eileen Gooey covered quite a few topics here.

01:08:12.000 And there are striking similarities between what we covered, how we covered exactly how we covered it last week, two, three weeks ago, and him covering it yesterday.

01:08:24.000 I want you to comment below if you see that maybe it goes beyond coincidence, because I've got like four or five examples here.

01:08:33.000 Let's first start with Eileen Gu, us, and him.

01:08:38.000 Him and us.

01:08:39.000 I'm sure you've heard about American citizen Eileen Gu, the beautiful model, influencer, and now gold medal winning skier who was born and raised here in America, but who chose to ski in the Olympics for China.

01:08:52.000 Cool, huh?

01:08:54.000 Is it?

01:08:55.000 Is that cool now?

01:08:57.000 To choose to represent a totalitarian police state over America?

01:09:00.000 So can you really blame 18-year-old Eileen Gu who's already made over 31 million dollars as the face of 23 brand products in China?

01:09:10.000 America's best freestyle skier Eileen Gu.

01:09:13.000 Gu.

01:09:14.000 Gu.

01:09:15.000 Go!

01:09:15.000 Also is- Is it go?

01:09:16.000 Stelters.

01:09:17.000 That's what I'm made of!

01:09:19.000 Oh.

01:09:20.000 I love goo.

01:09:21.000 I have it for breakfast.

01:09:22.000 She won't be dining the Stars and Stripes, but this is an American.

01:09:27.000 The sickle and hammer.

01:09:28.000 Here you go.

01:09:29.000 Born in San Francisco to an American father and a Chinese mother, Aileen announced in

01:09:33.000 2019 that she would ski for China at the Beijing Games.

01:09:37.000 She decided to ski for China in 2019, so she was preparing for the 2020 Olympics.

01:09:42.000 So here's a quote, I've decided to compete for China in the upcoming 2022 Olympics.

01:09:45.000 Read it like goo!

01:09:48.000 I have decided to compete for China on 2022 Olympics!

01:09:51.000 This was incredibly tough decision for me to make.

01:09:54.000 But here's the thing.

01:09:54.000 The question is, why?

01:09:55.000 Like, why would she do that if she could ski in the United States and for the U.S.

01:09:58.000 and still win gold medals?

01:09:59.000 Right.

01:10:00.000 She's in deals with Victoria's Secret, Tiffany, IWC, and of course, Beats by Dre, very big in China.

01:10:07.000 But she has 23 endorsement deals from Chinese companies, including just a few Bank of China, China Mobile, and Megmu.

01:10:14.000 I have no idea how to pronounce that.

01:10:15.000 But here's the interesting part.

01:10:16.000 Each one of those deals is worth roughly about two and a half million dollars.

01:10:20.000 By the way, do we have the... We don't have the Victoria's Secret catalog.

01:10:23.000 You can just get one for anyone who wants one in the studio.

01:10:25.000 I don't want one, okay?

01:10:27.000 I have four in my backpack.

01:10:29.000 I'll give you the Chinese edition.

01:10:30.000 Okay.

01:10:30.000 Yes.

01:10:31.000 It's more of a messenger bag, really.

01:10:35.000 I come with tidings of great tits.

01:10:38.000 Now!

01:10:39.000 Here's something else.

01:10:40.000 You guys see, that's just one example.

01:10:42.000 Here's another example of something that we made fun of and then Bill Maher addressed, which had not been addressed anywhere on late night comedy at this point as far as I know, but I'm not... I mean, I'm not omnipresent.

01:10:52.000 I can't watch all of them at the same time.

01:10:53.000 That's true, yeah.

01:10:55.000 The steel cooling plant in the Olympics and the facade, the blazing saddles down.

01:10:59.000 Here you go, Bill Maher and then us.

01:11:00.000 We knew there were shithole countries, but who knew there was a shithole superpower?

01:11:08.000 But...

01:11:10.000 On the flip side though, even though this has been a huge propaganda campaign, the Chinese, you know, the topography is something really special.

01:11:18.000 It is a beautiful backdrop there.

01:11:24.000 It's a beautiful place.

01:11:25.000 Hey, we've got some cooling towers.

01:11:27.000 It looks like a water park in front of the Simpsons intro.

01:11:29.000 Yeah, let's put the ski jump there.

01:11:31.000 Okay, so now that's two.

01:11:32.000 That's just a coincidence.

01:11:33.000 Keep in mind, this is all one segment in Bill Maher.

01:11:35.000 Yeah.

01:11:35.000 Like, these are chronological, I think, even all the clips that we're addressing.

01:11:39.000 It doesn't matter.

01:11:40.000 Here's something else where he addresses Peng Shui.

01:11:42.000 You remember Peng Shui?

01:11:44.000 Yeah.

01:11:44.000 No, no, no, no.

01:11:45.000 We don't remember.

01:11:46.000 That's the whole thing.

01:11:47.000 We don't remember until Peng Shui showed back up.

01:11:49.000 Peng Shui, the tennis star who disappeared, we covered it on our show a while ago and then Bill Maher made very similar jokes last night.

01:11:58.000 a democracy based on freedom.

01:12:00.000 And they are an authoritarian surveillance state based on how'd you like to disappear for a few months.

01:12:06.000 Oh!

01:12:12.000 Like that tennis player who recently vanished for a while when she said she'd been raped by a government official.

01:12:18.000 The former tennis star, I don't know if you saw this too, but Peng Shui!

01:12:21.000 She was even planted in the stands to actually cheer on Gu as she won.

01:12:25.000 That's how I decorated my living room, Peng Shui.

01:12:28.000 Yeah, everything's totally fine.

01:12:29.000 I don't know if you remember that this was the person who basically accused one of the Chinese Communist Party leaders of sexual assault.

01:12:36.000 She disappeared for a while and went to, I guess, a re-education camp because she came back and said, oh, I never actually said that.

01:12:41.000 These guys are fantastic.

01:12:42.000 She was being sexually assaulted right then.

01:12:43.000 There was actually a Chinese official with his hand up her rear going like this.

01:12:47.000 I think... So there's three.

01:12:51.000 We're gonna let you guys comment.

01:12:53.000 And then the final one... I've been writing for a show.

01:12:55.000 Have you?

01:12:56.000 Have you been moonlighting?

01:12:57.000 Holy shit.

01:12:58.000 Somebody has.

01:13:00.000 That's not the only example, because now we also have, of course, and look, I do appreciate that Bill Maher has, you know, poached somebody to address this on his show.

01:13:08.000 Here is him talking about the Uyghur camps.

01:13:10.000 You know, who did it first?

01:13:12.000 Perspective matters.

01:13:14.000 China has basically jailed an entire ethnic minority.

01:13:18.000 The Uyghurs, a situation that both the Trump and Biden administrations has called a genocide.

01:13:25.000 America is not close to that.

01:13:27.000 We'll give you access to our billion plus consumers as long as you shut up about the whole police state genocide thing.

01:13:35.000 John Cena took that deal.

01:13:37.000 Well, come on, China accounts for 34% of global box office and he's a movie star now.

01:13:43.000 So, like the Uyghurs, last year he learned he needed to get some re-education.

01:13:48.000 The Uyghurs have been, of course, you know, abused.

01:13:51.000 These are Muslims in China.

01:13:52.000 Juggalos.

01:13:53.000 Who have been completely...

01:13:56.000 Today is cynical, some might even say sickening move by the Chinese government during its highly choreographed opening ceremony.

01:14:04.000 and watch the media cover what a victory this is.

01:14:06.000 Today is cynical, some might even say sickening move by the Chinese government

01:14:10.000 during its highly choreographed opening ceremony.

01:14:12.000 Beijing gave the honor of being one of the two athletes to light the Olympic torch

01:14:17.000 to a member of the oppressive...

01:14:19.000 Good for Jake Tapper.

01:14:20.000 I'm glad we found that clip.

01:14:21.000 He actually called the balls and strikes.

01:14:22.000 an ethnic minority that the Chinese government is right now committing genocide against.

01:14:28.000 Good for Jake Tapper. I'm glad we found that clip. He actually called the balls and strikes and he's dead.

01:14:32.000 Well, where are the two? Maybe Bill Maher is conservative.

01:14:37.000 I don't know at this point.

01:14:38.000 Yeah, I don't know either.

01:14:39.000 Where are the two that lit the torch, by the way?

01:14:41.000 Oh, no, no, you'll never see them again.

01:14:42.000 No, they went in the torch.

01:14:44.000 Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, I was gonna say that.

01:14:45.000 They lit them as the torch.

01:14:46.000 Become the torch.

01:14:48.000 It was the wicker man.

01:14:49.000 Yeah, they got out and just started a catalogue.

01:14:51.000 Torching me won't bring back your honey!

01:14:54.000 He might be conservative because he's, you know, anti- Is that what?

01:14:59.000 You know what?

01:14:59.000 So for now on, and we're going to talk about the Queen having COVID.

01:15:03.000 So you know what?

01:15:04.000 I appreciate that Bill Maher has smashed the like button if you want at least to at least see more from Bill Maher.

01:15:09.000 But maybe if I want to get the HBO dollar dollar bills, I just need to host this show as Bill Maher.

01:15:15.000 Yeah, we can do that.

01:15:16.000 Okay, Gerald.

01:15:17.000 Oh, what?

01:15:18.000 Now Gerald's sitting there in that chair.

01:15:21.000 Okay.

01:15:22.000 You.

01:15:22.000 Is that cool?

01:15:24.000 Guys, I'm way more effeminate.

01:15:25.000 Let me tell you something.

01:15:27.000 I know that some of you on YouTube will be offended, okay?

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