Rebel News Podcast - April 08, 2022


ANDREW CHAPADOS ｜ David Lucas： More Men in Women's Sports, Please!


Episode Stats

Length

33 minutes

Words per Minute

174.67807

Word Count

5,824

Sentence Count

414

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

32


Summary

David Lucas is a stand-up comedian, podcaster, and podcaster. He has been featured on Kill Tony and is a regular on Comedy Central's "Comedy Bang Bang! He also has his own YouTube channel, where he is known for his satirical take on current events.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 If Black Lives Matter really gave a damn about black lives, there should be backpack giveaways going back to school.
00:00:19.600 There should be cookouts. You know what I'm saying? Black people, that's how I know black people not giving money.
00:00:26.100 I heard you went to jail just so you could get Jussie Smollett's Subway sandwich from him.
00:00:40.100 David Lucas, took so long to get us set up here, but we're finally recording now. How are you, sir?
00:00:45.800 Yeah, I'm good, man. I ain't got no bottoms on.
00:00:50.060 That's good. I'm glad. David Lucas, I think I first discovered you from Kill Tony. How long have you been doing stand-up exactly?
00:00:58.400 Um, I started when I was like 17, 18. So, I mean, like, I've been doing it like 13 years, but like for a living and like seriously, like the last six, seven years.
00:01:21.480 I think it's one of my favorite podcasts. I don't know how they came up with it. I knew they started it in L.A., but I've noticed that you've been doing a lot more stuff on your YouTube channel lately.
00:01:33.480 Was that like a conscious decision? Did you just feel like starting to do that? Were you going to do a podcast and sort of turn it into that? How did that start happening?
00:01:40.460 So, yeah, I'm going to do a podcast as well. But, um, how I look at everything that a comedian does, I feel like, um, it's just a commercial, you know what I'm saying?
00:01:54.080 So, like, if I'm on Kill Tony, that's my commercial. Like, people get the opportunity to see me. And when they see my commercial, I feel like they need something else.
00:02:02.640 That's also me, uh, that I'm doing that they can, uh, consume. So that's why I'm like big on my YouTube now, because, you know, eventually, like, I do want to like retire from Kill Tony so that I can become my own entity.
00:02:18.400 For sure. What do you think is the most insane thing you've seen on that show? Because I was just watching, I think, uh, one that's filmed a couple of weeks ago.
00:02:27.120 There's a girl with an ankle monitor on there. Uh, you got so many ridiculous things happening.
00:02:32.640 What do you think is the craziest, like, person or thing you've seen on that show?
00:02:37.540 Uh, honestly, I don't really watch the show. I'll be in the green room until it's my time.
00:02:43.940 Um, but when I first got on the show, uh, some crazy shit we saw, uh, there was this, uh, I think it's, I don't know how you politically say it, but a midget.
00:02:57.040 Um, and he said he had a long dick and, uh, Tony didn't believe him.
00:03:04.620 And, uh, he sent like Jeremiah to like the side of the stage to look at this midget's dick.
00:03:10.140 And I was just like, these white boys are fucking wild.
00:03:14.140 All right. I think that passes. Um, with, with all the, uh, the content you're doing now, like I noticed the, the one video you had the, I think it was the streets miss Trump or the streets want Trump back or something like that.
00:03:30.180 And that's, that's over a hundred K already. Do you think that you're going to start to get censored soon? Because you do talk about, uh, BLM, you talk about Trump.
00:03:38.900 You obviously, your content is not safe for work for the most part for a lot of the stuff anyways. Um, and then politically what YouTube does people, do you, do you think you kind of have to prepare for that?
00:03:49.200 I mean, it's already happening, man. Uh, I just made my Patreon, patreon.com slash David Lucas. Um, a lot of my videos have been, uh, demonetized.
00:04:02.180 And now when I put videos up, uh, before they can earn any type of advertisements, they have to go through the screening process with YouTube.
00:04:11.340 So sometimes it takes two days before they let me know my video is suitable for YouTube.
00:04:16.700 Yeah. I'm in the same boat. It's a, an automatic demonetization basically. Yeah. And it's pretty terrible. Um, and you also talk a lot about the, uh, the Spotify. I've seen some of your, your standup on that talking about Rogan and the Spotify. Where do you think this goes? Like, do you think that we're just going to have to constantly jump ship to other platforms? Like you've got all these alternatives to Twitter and everything. You've got different ones to YouTube.
00:04:42.940 Do you think everybody's just going to have to constantly jump ship once some, one platform gets too bad with that kind of stuff? Or do you think eventually something happens that puts an end and, and, and to all the censorship for, for stuff like comedy or, or, uh, music or anything like that?
00:04:56.940 What I don't understand. What I don't understand about Twitter, Twitter, especially bro. You can go see a chick get fucked on Twitter. You can see a chick get fucked in the ass, the mouth and her pussy. But the moment I say something, that's a problem.
00:05:15.280 I don't, it bothers me a lot that you can watch porn on Twitter, but my words offend you to the point where you want to flag my account. Like Brad, that's why, you know, I got my Patreon going, bro. Cause, um, um, and I made everybody who joined my pay. I just had one tier $5, bro. Cause I really just want people to get the content.
00:05:44.140 Like, I just want to be seen and I want them to hear what I got to say. Like, I'm not, uh, you know, the money is, you know, a side effect of putting out good content, but I'm not really too concerned. I just want people to, I just want people to see my stuff, bro. Like, and I don't want to be silenced. And, and, you know, um, the more I put out videos and content, I find out that a great percentage of people actually have some of the same viewpoints and, and think like me.
00:06:11.540 Do you think anything happens now with Elon Musk buying, I think the most shares for Twitter?
00:06:18.240 Yeah. He bought a, what was it? Nine or 10%. So he has the biggest shareholder in, of Twitter right now. Uh, well, hopefully, you know, he can get Trump back on, uh, cause Twitter has been born since Trump left.
00:06:31.640 Uh, yeah. So we'll see.
00:06:35.700 I don't see a lot of comedians utilizing Twitter as much as they used to. It's like, it's so like politicized and maybe it's just from what I follow, but like, it seems to me like it's probably not the, like the best thing for comedians to capitalize off of.
00:06:50.960 That's just me. But, uh, everybody's just getting, I mean, you know, that used to be how they were, uh, canceling everybody.
00:06:59.260 That's, you know, like they pull up tweets from six years ago. Um, and, uh, you know, the moment somebody about to, I don't know who the fuck has all this time,
00:07:09.460 but it's so funny to me that, uh, as soon as a person is about to do something great, they pull up some tweets from eight years ago.
00:07:17.920 You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, I don't even have that same mind frame anymore. I don't even have the same mind frame I had two years ago.
00:07:24.620 So, um, I think that's why a lot of comedians, especially, uh, got off Twitter because it gets old. Like that shit gets old, man.
00:07:34.140 Like they're already trying to silence us. Like they try to cancel you, even though cancellations are not really successful.
00:07:40.640 I don't know a successful cancellation, but I was trying to silence you and always trying to cancel you.
00:07:46.480 So, uh, like me, bro, like I really don't put my material on YouTube. I just, you got to see me live.
00:07:52.940 Like, yeah, for sure. I only see most people putting up, uh, up specials now just for YouTube as opposed to the regular specials.
00:08:02.020 I wanted to ask you, since I have seen some of your stuff about, uh, your standup about BLM, have you seen the news coming out about them buying all these mansions?
00:08:11.380 The $6 million house, bro. Yeah, that's what be, that's what BLM stands for. Buy large mansions.
00:08:16.840 They bought one in Canada for $8 million as well.
00:08:20.380 I mean, they're crooks, bro. Um, and I think that, um, all the gay white people and all the queer people, you know, that supported Black Lives Matter because it was not black people.
00:08:31.740 Black people didn't support Black Lives Matter. I don't know a single black person who gave money to Black Lives Matter.
00:08:37.280 I know a lot of black people that marched, but I don't know, I don't know one nigga that gave money to Black Lives Matter.
00:08:42.400 So, uh, to all the gay people and, you know, LGBTQ people who donated all them large sums of money to Black Lives Matter,
00:08:50.320 it's okay to say that these motherfuckers poured a wool over your eyes.
00:08:53.520 Um, just admit it. You got got. That's what black people do. We swindled the fuck out of white people.
00:09:00.040 So, you know, they, they pulled a hook, line and sinker on all these crazy ass white people that want to wear purple hair and say,
00:09:07.460 did you just assume my gender? So, um, it is what it is.
00:09:12.760 Do you see a parallel between how the media pushes something like that and how people just,
00:09:19.080 my personal opinion, just universally like support something like Ukraine, whether it's Ukraine,
00:09:23.620 Amazon rainforest or Australian rainforest getting burned, like the whole,
00:09:28.720 if you, if you take this point of view, you're supposed to be a good person.
00:09:31.560 Do you see that like as a, as a pattern?
00:09:34.120 Man, on some real shit and it's no disrespect to Canada, but, uh, the city I live in LA and the country I live in,
00:09:44.460 United States is too fucked up for me to really give a damn about anywhere else.
00:09:49.220 I'm going to just be honest, bro.
00:09:50.820 I'm not offended.
00:09:52.400 I mean, just in reality, bro, like crime in LA has went up so drastically, bro.
00:09:58.600 And so many homeless people and this and that, and it's, it's just becoming a bad place to live.
00:10:05.520 So it's like, how can I really give a fuck about somewhere else?
00:10:09.500 You know, like we got a lot of work to do domestically for me to really care about Ukraine or Russia or that.
00:10:15.960 Like, I don't, like I don't give a fuck about no Amazon getting destroyed.
00:10:19.600 Like I really don't bro.
00:10:20.980 As long as Amazon prime still work, do I really give a fuck about the Amazon forest?
00:10:27.140 Like, I don't, I don't give a damn about no animals going extinct.
00:10:31.360 The only animal that I care about going extinct is the chicken.
00:10:35.180 And as long as the chicken don't go extinct, I'm good, bro.
00:10:43.660 Something I want to get your opinion on.
00:10:45.240 I don't think I've heard your opinion on this yet.
00:10:47.560 Um, and I watch a lot of your content, especially lately is something that's been in the news,
00:10:52.660 all the transgender and sports issues and Leah Thomas, of course.
00:10:57.920 And I want to get your opinion on this.
00:11:00.100 A lot of people say different league for transgender athletes.
00:11:03.500 People say, uh, women should boycott them.
00:11:07.220 This just happened in England.
00:11:08.360 The cycling competition, women boycotted a trans cyclist.
00:11:12.880 Um, what do you think the solution is?
00:11:14.920 Uh, they wanted this so bad and they wanted inclusion so bad.
00:11:20.880 And now that you see that men are physically more stronger, powerful, and faster than women,
00:11:26.700 I say, continue it.
00:11:28.340 I want to see more men and women's athletes.
00:11:31.100 I want to see more male women athletes, uh, because it, it, it actually might make, uh,
00:11:38.820 watching women's sports fun.
00:11:40.460 Um, I hate watching women's basketball because I don't want to see a game full of fucking layups.
00:11:46.020 So maybe you, I have WNBA written down to the question.
00:11:51.820 So it's like, you know, you get some, you get a Juana man in there.
00:11:55.320 We might start seeing some dunks in the WNBA.
00:11:57.760 Juana man.
00:11:58.560 Good reference.
00:11:59.200 I actually saw that with my mother when I was a kid.
00:12:01.900 Yeah.
00:12:02.320 So, I mean, you know, um, this is a, it's definitely, um, going to be a problem.
00:12:08.040 So, and then when, um, women that were actually born women, uh, have a problem with it, uh,
00:12:15.780 when more, I mean, because bro, it's like a cheat code.
00:12:18.680 Me and you right now can go join a girl's softball team at any D one school and be the
00:12:25.240 best hitter on the team.
00:12:28.060 That's a video right there.
00:12:30.680 David Lucas tries out for whatever university team is closest to you.
00:12:34.800 Exactly.
00:12:36.020 Like, so I say, um, I mean, it, there's just so many ways that that shit can go left real
00:12:45.600 quick, bro.
00:12:46.520 Um, and you know, me being from the South, the Bible built dog, like I'm just, I'm like,
00:12:53.620 all right, man, y'all created this monster.
00:12:55.420 Uh, so once it eats itself and it gets out of control, cause it's like, can I, can I walk
00:13:01.920 down the street and slap the fuck out of a woman and say, I identify as a woman?
00:13:05.800 Like, like, can I shoot an unarmed black person and then say I identify as a police officer?
00:13:12.820 Like, how does, like, when does it, like, at what point does it stop?
00:13:16.920 Like, I don't, I don't feel like I should pay for a plane ticket because I identify as
00:13:23.380 a carry on.
00:13:24.100 You see what I'm saying?
00:13:25.880 Like, it's just.
00:13:28.640 When I watch a lot of comedy and I want to know how much you guys actually like there,
00:13:34.640 there's jokes about, uh, politics stuff.
00:13:37.200 Andrew Schultz is one who talks a lot about politics, for example, uh, yourself, uh, Rogan,
00:13:42.400 of course, is, is there a, can you say that comedians are mostly right wing or mostly left
00:13:48.540 wing?
00:13:48.840 Is it completely different?
00:13:49.900 Cause if I look at something like the UFC or MMA or something, that's very right wing,
00:13:54.200 uh, just somehow naturally those people all are, are, are, are comedians basically all
00:13:59.580 on the same page about something?
00:14:00.740 Is there like any universal like, uh, uh, ideology?
00:14:06.060 Let me tell you, bro.
00:14:06.540 Yeah.
00:14:06.920 Uh, every comedian that has money, whether they want to admit it or not, I feel like they are
00:14:12.040 conservative, I feel like they're on the right because the right gives more fucks about your
00:14:16.940 money.
00:14:19.020 They, they might speak, you know, liberally or left, but, uh, I feel like every comic that's
00:14:26.460 successful is a Republican at heart.
00:14:28.540 Well, is a Republican when it comes to their, uh, taxes and paychecks.
00:14:33.120 I'll say that.
00:14:35.160 Do most of the, do, do you think most of them do have a comeback after getting canceled?
00:14:39.580 Well, I see Louis CK, I think won an award, didn't he?
00:14:42.740 Um, yeah.
00:14:43.480 And I, I'm, I, uh, actually, uh, just opened for Louis CK.
00:14:47.020 Oh, cool.
00:14:47.720 Where was that at?
00:14:49.140 Uh, stand up live AZ.
00:14:51.240 So when he comes back to the States, hopefully he got some more dates for me.
00:14:54.560 It's being in front of his being, being, I feel like me and Louis CK had the same audience.
00:15:00.520 Was there any protesters or anything?
00:15:03.360 Uh, no, no, no, that's good.
00:15:05.900 I remember when he had, he had some, uh, dark set, I think, and then somebody recorded
00:15:10.500 it.
00:15:10.740 That was a few years ago, um, after everything happened.
00:15:13.880 So I'm glad to see stuff like that.
00:15:16.440 That man is a genius, bro.
00:15:18.120 We had, uh, I think we had seven sold out shows and even added one.
00:15:23.700 Like, bro, he was selling out.
00:15:26.180 We did what?
00:15:27.060 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, I believe.
00:15:29.200 And he was selling out shows on a Monday.
00:15:30.820 So that lets you know what type of, yeah.
00:15:37.340 You're on, you're on tour with, uh, Rogan and Schaub right now.
00:15:41.440 Is that right?
00:15:42.020 Yeah.
00:15:42.460 Mm-hmm.
00:15:43.060 What's that like?
00:15:43.880 Don't they, it seems like they both have like 10 different jobs.
00:15:46.800 Are they, are they, are they going out to restaurants with you?
00:15:49.980 Are they just showing up to the show?
00:15:51.180 Does that matter at all?
00:15:52.840 Nah, man.
00:15:53.520 When I'm, uh, on the road with, uh, that's one thing I like about being on the road with
00:15:58.220 the guys, the only person who, um, is not personal with is, uh, Louis CK.
00:16:03.960 But I understand, you know, you know, he might have, he might've got jaded from that situation
00:16:08.880 that happened to him.
00:16:09.620 But with Rogan and, uh, Brendan, and even when I'm with Tony, uh, it's all, it's, it's like
00:16:16.240 we're brothers.
00:16:16.900 You know what I'm saying?
00:16:17.600 We, uh, we go to restaurants together.
00:16:20.200 We do adventures together.
00:16:22.240 Uh, when Brendan shoot podcast, he invited me to podcast.
00:16:25.560 Uh, so yeah, we all in, we, we ride in the same car.
00:16:29.360 Like we do everything together, man.
00:16:30.560 Like it's dope as hell.
00:16:32.260 Who are your favorite up and coming comedians right now?
00:16:38.280 I mean, my friends, uh, William Montgomery.
00:16:41.440 Yeah.
00:16:41.920 I just, I really do want to just talk about William Montgomery all day, all day, every
00:16:46.740 day.
00:16:47.060 I'm, I want to watch William Montgomery.
00:16:48.720 That's the thing.
00:16:49.520 Like I can't imagine he keeps up that energy at all times.
00:16:53.540 Oh, William's like that all the time.
00:16:55.580 Oh my God.
00:16:57.000 Yeah.
00:16:57.240 If he, if he get a little fire under his, uh, he just need a little fire under his
00:17:01.700 ass and he'll be very successful.
00:17:04.640 Oh yeah.
00:17:05.220 I hope, I hope so.
00:17:06.560 I, oh, I can't get enough of him.
00:17:07.980 I want to do one more segment behind our paywall.
00:17:10.420 I'll go ahead.
00:17:11.100 He's, he's one of the most naturally funny guys, naturally funny guys.
00:17:14.620 I know he just has to get up there and scream and I've, I'm sold completely.
00:17:18.600 What do you think your most controversial opinion is?
00:17:20.640 Does it even matter?
00:17:21.440 You'll say anything, I think that you've got all of my, all of my opinions are my most
00:17:26.820 controversial, controversial, uh, opinions.
00:17:30.040 Is it harder to find people to offend in Texas or Georgia?
00:17:34.140 You know, what's crazy, bro?
00:17:35.660 I've got the most shit in Texas.
00:17:38.900 Really?
00:17:39.520 Cause of Austin or what?
00:17:41.760 Probably cause of Austin.
00:17:43.180 Uh, let me see.
00:17:43.980 Where have I had bad hecklers?
00:17:45.880 Uh, Tacoma, Tacoma, Washington.
00:17:49.980 I had a white dude call me a nigga.
00:17:52.660 He called me racist.
00:17:54.100 Cause I roasted his, I roasted his wife.
00:17:56.360 I told that she got, she was heckling.
00:17:58.780 And then she stood up and I was like, damn bitch, you left your booty in the chair.
00:18:03.360 Cause she ain't had no ass.
00:18:05.940 And, um, he was like, I didn't come here for this racist shit.
00:18:09.700 Like, piece of fucking shit, David Lucas, you fucking nigger.
00:18:14.360 Well, that's pretty ironic.
00:18:16.280 Yeah.
00:18:17.040 I mean, it's like you, you saying racist, but you just called me a nigger, but whatever.
00:18:22.300 Uh, I've had, oh, fucking white women, bro.
00:18:25.300 Who single, single white women, single white women hate me.
00:18:31.280 Uh, uh, uh, uh, not all single white women, but, uh, I'd say a small percentage of single
00:18:37.740 white women, every woman, uh, every woman that's, you know, heck that every woman that
00:18:44.580 heckles at my comedy shows, they have something in common.
00:18:48.260 They're not with somebody they're single and, um, they don't look good.
00:18:54.500 Is it cause of what you say about like activist groups and stuff like that?
00:18:57.900 Probably so.
00:18:59.820 I mean, bro, here's my thing, bro.
00:19:01.600 Uh, ma'am, you're white.
00:19:03.000 How are you speaking on behalf of black people?
00:19:06.520 Like, uh, no white person, in my opinion, should be marching for Black Lives Matter.
00:19:11.260 That's like me marching for the fucking KKK.
00:19:13.800 It just, it don't make sense, bro.
00:19:16.300 Like the fuck, how can a white person speak on Black Lives Matter?
00:19:19.320 How can I, I can't.
00:19:22.040 Let, let, let each ethnicity handle its own ethnicity.
00:19:25.160 They're supposed to be allies, David.
00:19:26.580 Ah, man, come on with that bullshit.
00:19:29.320 Okay.
00:19:30.860 I'm an ally, the best, an LGBTQ ally.
00:19:34.600 Man, I ain't even marched, I ain't even marched, uh, when George Floyd got killed.
00:19:38.620 It was tragic, but no.
00:19:42.000 I ain't, but cause, I don't, bro, like, yeah, it's all a, it's all a, you know, you know how
00:19:51.960 it is.
00:19:52.200 I don't want to say too much, bro.
00:19:53.280 You can say whatever you want on this show, let me tell you that.
00:19:57.560 Do you think that, that people are actually feeling it now because of the gas prices?
00:20:02.300 Absolutely.
00:20:02.440 The gas prices are here insane, are insane here as well.
00:20:05.820 Not, not even just the gas prices, bro.
00:20:07.760 The way he handled the situation in Kuwait.
00:20:10.040 I mean, not Kuwait.
00:20:11.020 Was that Kuwait?
00:20:12.180 Afghanistan?
00:20:12.540 Remember when he left all the military shit over there?
00:20:15.940 Yeah, that was Afghanistan.
00:20:17.540 Afghanistan.
00:20:18.320 So, bro, just, like, I mean, we didn't, what was it?
00:20:23.220 He wasn't in office anything but, like, two weeks before we had a tackle on the U.S. Embassy.
00:20:27.220 Like, bro, regardless of what Trump put on Twitter, regardless of what came out of his
00:20:31.900 mouth at these State of the Union addresses and all these other press conferences that
00:20:36.560 he had, people respected Trump.
00:20:40.380 People respect crazy people.
00:20:43.760 They do, dog.
00:20:44.960 Like, that's a motherfucker you don't fuck with, bro.
00:20:48.820 Like, like, what's his, was it FDR or Theodore Roosevelt?
00:20:52.580 He said, Walt, how did, no, it was actually Winston Churchill who said, speak softly and carry
00:20:58.960 a big stick.
00:21:02.560 You ever heard that?
00:21:03.760 Yeah, I have.
00:21:05.000 Yeah, so, um, but Trump spoke loudly and carried a big stick.
00:21:10.460 Uh, but yeah, man, like, yeah, dog, it's, like, every country knows that Joe Biden's a
00:21:16.580 bitch.
00:21:17.760 And, um, you know, every day I'm grateful that we even live in a country where we can
00:21:22.860 speak against our president because in other countries, that's a fucking death sentence.
00:21:26.780 But, um, yeah, he's a bitch, man.
00:21:31.080 He's bitch made, bro.
00:21:32.380 Like, soft.
00:21:33.980 He don't know where he at half of the time, him and Kamala, like, bro, like, when he won
00:21:38.420 the, well, when he, uh, chose Kamala Harris as his running mate, I was like, this is smoke
00:21:45.260 in mirrors.
00:21:46.780 Oh, for sure.
00:21:47.640 Because she came, she came in last.
00:21:49.820 Yep.
00:21:50.340 And also, uh, prior to that, she called him a racist.
00:21:54.360 Mm-hmm.
00:21:55.280 On the, uh, in the debates.
00:21:57.420 Exactly.
00:21:57.980 So, it was like, man, this is smoke in mirrors, bro.
00:21:59.820 This shit ain't even real no more.
00:22:03.220 That's how I felt.
00:22:04.080 Like, I really didn't give a fuck.
00:22:05.440 Like, at, like, at that moment, I knew Crime Bill Kamala and, uh, pedophile Joe Biden were
00:22:14.060 gonna win the election.
00:22:15.540 What, what do you think happens for the, for the midterms, though?
00:22:20.520 Because I'm not completely sure.
00:22:23.120 Like, I see these videos in my, one of my friends, James Klug, he does a bunch of streeters
00:22:27.520 in Los Angeles, and he says people have gotten more extreme, more, like, extremely left-wing.
00:22:32.760 And they, and then there was another girl, Savannah, who did, uh, interviews at a gas station,
00:22:37.480 and all the young people are just like, well, you know, I'm willing to pay more gas prices
00:22:41.140 because Joe Biden's, like, cares more about, about LGBT issues and stuff like that.
00:22:48.380 Hey, man.
00:22:49.240 So, I can't be so, I can't be too faithful in, like, you've got four more years, you've
00:22:54.740 got, uh, 14-year-olds who are gonna be 18 in 2026 voting again, or voting for the first
00:23:01.400 time.
00:23:03.020 Listen, bro, um, I wouldn't really care, uh, if Trump hated black people.
00:23:11.860 If he, if he allows me to keep more money in my pocket and has gas at an affordable rate,
00:23:19.820 and he has it to where chicken wings don't cost crab leg prices, I really wouldn't give
00:23:26.080 a fuck, bro.
00:23:26.660 Like, all that other, like, all that other shit is bullshit to me, bro.
00:23:30.360 Like, motherfuckers be caring.
00:23:32.740 Like, bro, care about your goddamn self.
00:23:34.800 Like, I don't, I don't care who don't like me or who do like me.
00:23:38.640 Why should a president have to like you?
00:23:41.140 Why should a president have to like a group of people?
00:23:44.800 Well, that's what it's all about now is, um, appearing as if you care about everything
00:23:49.460 that's supposed to be good.
00:23:50.860 And that's what I meant earlier.
00:23:52.360 It's so fake.
00:23:53.100 Of course it is.
00:23:53.740 It's so fake, man.
00:23:55.500 It's so fake.
00:23:56.840 And that's why all these people who want to care about, like, how can you care about everything?
00:24:06.160 How?
00:24:06.800 That's why you're on so much antidepressants and anxiety medicine, because you want to
00:24:11.580 give a fuck about everything.
00:24:13.000 You can't, it's not, it's not humanly possible to feel empathy for every single situation.
00:24:22.120 You will run yourself emotionally dry.
00:24:24.960 For the most part, I don't even think they know the information.
00:24:30.340 And I've been talking about this in a lot of interviews on this show lately and live
00:24:35.280 streams about how I'll see like the ESPN anchors walking out over the Florida bill or having
00:24:41.420 a moment of silence and the woman's reading off the screen and she doesn't even know what
00:24:45.660 she's talking about.
00:24:46.280 She's reading off the screen.
00:24:47.160 She says it's an attack on parental rights and an attack on the alphabet, uh, conglomerate
00:24:54.180 there.
00:24:55.060 And they literally have no idea what they're talking about.
00:24:57.580 They read a pre-read, pre-read sentence.
00:24:59.520 And that's the same thing.
00:25:00.640 You don't even have examples of the things you're supposed to be against or for.
00:25:04.760 It's just these general ideas.
00:25:06.300 Like I messaged a sports writer today that, uh, he said that the hockey player,
00:25:11.420 the reason why there's so much fighting in hockey is because there's so many white guys.
00:25:15.100 And, uh, so I asked if he wanted to do an interview and the response was, I can't,
00:25:20.920 uh, support your hateful channel.
00:25:23.160 So, and it's like, give me an example.
00:25:25.140 I know he has no examples, but he has, he copy and pasted the statement from somewhere.
00:25:30.080 Like, I can't speak to you.
00:25:32.100 There's too much hate coming from you and your purveyors of hate.
00:25:35.200 You know, there was a, uh, there was a, um, there was an interview.
00:25:41.140 I watched the other day.
00:25:42.360 Um, this black lady got on some news channel.
00:25:45.220 She's a professor at some bullshit ass university and she, uh, she got on a news channel and she's
00:25:51.600 like, uh, you people don't understand the Will Smith slap.
00:25:57.820 It did not just come from him being angry at Chris Rock.
00:26:03.280 It came from 400 years of injustice of black people.
00:26:07.700 It came from 400 years of black voices being silenced.
00:26:11.640 It came from four.
00:26:12.760 I'm just like, bitch, are you serious?
00:26:16.580 Are you fucking kidding?
00:26:18.740 Why does everything have to be black versus white?
00:26:21.460 Why can't we be humans?
00:26:25.700 It's too easy.
00:26:26.740 I think to go to that stuff.
00:26:28.500 I think now, and in the last five or six years, it's just been used as a, as a, a pry
00:26:34.820 bar to get into more positions of power.
00:26:36.680 Just like the black lives matter stuff where they get $8 million and nobody cares.
00:26:40.760 The one I was talking about in Canada, they bought that last summer and people are just
00:26:43.980 talking about it now because nobody in Toronto, which is very liberal city cared about it.
00:26:49.200 And nobody cared to talk about it because they want to protect that sort of thing.
00:26:52.400 But if you can get somebody to believe that they're doing something hateful and wrong,
00:26:56.340 whether it's being racist or homophobic or something, they're going to feel, I think,
00:27:01.020 pressured into giving you something or giving you an advantage or putting a job your way
00:27:06.620 or like how so many companies now see job posting.
00:27:11.540 It says like equity and inclusion officer and stuff like that.
00:27:15.480 So there's created like a, a business out of that the same way, you know, ride sharing
00:27:21.180 like an Uber has created a disruptor in the economy.
00:27:25.560 Racism has been made a business.
00:27:27.100 Yes.
00:27:28.540 Yeah, for sure.
00:27:29.160 And I don't know how, like, I don't know when I started paying attention to the exact
00:27:33.080 time as much, but I'm sure it was used in the past.
00:27:36.440 All these things were done in the past and I had no idea about it, like in the nineties
00:27:40.900 or something.
00:27:41.420 And that's when I look back at other news stories or something and I, and I wonder if
00:27:46.940 I could even possibly comprehend what was the actual scenario was like, even if it's
00:27:51.860 Bill Clinton, like cheating on his wife in the nineties, do I like, I wasn't paying attention
00:27:56.420 to the news cycle and that was there a reason they wanted to take down Bill Clinton?
00:27:59.960 Was he really just a scumbag?
00:28:01.400 Probably Epstein guy, but really do I know what the story is about anybody from that time?
00:28:07.120 Probably not because they can ruin you with like a newspaper article or something back
00:28:11.180 then.
00:28:11.460 You know what I mean?
00:28:12.540 Right.
00:28:12.880 Right.
00:28:13.580 Yeah, man.
00:28:14.280 You know, um, yeah, bro.
00:28:18.940 Um, I just, I like speaking my mind and, um, it's very enlightening, uh, when I put out
00:28:27.340 videos and I find that so many people support me, uh, even if I'm wrong, man, just because
00:28:33.540 I spoke my mind, you know, people still support me and I love that shit.
00:28:37.120 And, um, I feel like for me, I'm building up a loyal fan base, uh, kind of, kind of like
00:28:43.880 what Joe Rogan did.
00:28:44.840 It's like when you build a loyal fan base and they know your intentions are pure and your
00:28:50.380 heart is pure, it's impossible for anybody to cancel you.
00:28:55.240 Even if the mainstream media cancels you, you still have your loyal fan base where it's
00:29:01.200 like Joe Rogan can make his own platform and still have millions of listeners every week.
00:29:06.360 And, and, and that's what I love about this grinding, uh, approach that I'm taking where
00:29:15.820 it's like, I, yeah, it's, it's very, it's not likely.
00:29:20.660 Um, I mean, if it happens, it happens.
00:29:22.560 But, uh, for me to, you know, be a, to get in through like a movie like Eddie Murphy did.
00:29:28.620 So it's going to come from, you know, me grinding and continuing to do what I'm doing.
00:29:33.800 Get you in those daily wire, the Ben Shapiro movies.
00:29:36.360 That's where you're.
00:29:38.080 I mess with Shapiro.
00:29:39.740 Shapiro's one of the, Shapiro's one of the, uh, sharpest minds I've ever seen in my life.
00:29:45.800 That dude, that dude speaks so fast and so precise.
00:29:50.280 Cause I'm just like, okay, here's the deal.
00:29:53.980 That's what he says.
00:29:54.700 Okay.
00:29:54.880 Here's the deal.
00:29:55.320 You can't just keep me doing that.
00:29:56.160 You can't be playing women, men's sports.
00:29:58.080 You can't be doing that.
00:29:58.560 How does he, how does he, how does he talk so fast?
00:30:00.300 I don't know.
00:30:01.000 Probably.
00:30:01.580 I, I'm pretty sure when he was like, he went to college when he was like 14 or something
00:30:05.760 like that or like, isn't he a lawyer, a lawyer?
00:30:08.440 Yeah.
00:30:08.660 And he's like a classical pianist and stuff like that.
00:30:11.560 His parents worked in show business.
00:30:13.640 So he had, he's like a kid genius.
00:30:16.620 He's got like, he had, I think like four books by the time he was like 22 or something like
00:30:20.520 that.
00:30:21.020 I don't remember what the claim is, but I think what you're doing on YouTube is the right
00:30:24.520 thing to do because you got to grow fast before they can censor you too much.
00:30:29.120 I think.
00:30:29.540 And if that's a, if you're going to keep doing these videos that you're pumping out, it
00:30:33.120 seems almost every day now, pump out a couple of days.
00:30:36.000 I'm trying to, I'm trying to drop two or three a day.
00:30:38.400 And, uh, the, the, the, how I want to get is, you know, um, drop the safe stuff on YouTube,
00:30:44.500 but it'll be so many people, uh, fuck on my Patreon that they'll already, uh, be there
00:30:50.160 and, uh, I won't need to continue to build up on it.
00:30:54.320 I mean, my, um, my team, uh, he, he, uh, they do a pretty good job and, uh, you know,
00:31:01.560 certain words that I say, they'll bleep it out or they'll put it up or they're like, Hey,
00:31:06.380 we, we can't do shit with this.
00:31:07.900 This is not going to be a good video to put up right now because you don't want to get
00:31:10.940 your YouTube taken down.
00:31:12.080 I'm like, I put on my Patreon.
00:31:14.100 Well, we're going to have to censor it.
00:31:15.480 I think, uh, just the words at the beginning, but sex on Twitter, probably.
00:31:21.440 Oh, I thought this, this, oh, this going on YouTube.
00:31:23.720 I thought it was going on your website.
00:31:25.380 Uh, it'll go on the website first.
00:31:27.280 So that can be uncensored, but, uh, YouTube, it'll, uh, the rest will be on YouTube on the
00:31:32.780 weekend.
00:31:33.240 Yeah.
00:31:34.000 Gotcha.
00:31:34.420 Gotcha.
00:31:34.840 All right.
00:31:35.180 But I don't mind personally, you know, let, Hey, make sure you, um, message me this one
00:31:39.920 to drop.
00:31:40.280 I want to see it for sure.
00:31:41.800 And if you can tell the big red machine, William Montgomery to come on here, please
00:31:46.880 do.
00:31:47.940 Man, that motherfucker.
00:31:50.880 I'll tell him.
00:31:51.920 Yeah, please.
00:31:53.000 We have, uh, we're building a Toronto to Texas connection here.
00:31:57.120 I am.
00:31:57.580 I'm trying to, you know?
00:31:58.580 Nice.
00:31:59.160 Yeah.
00:31:59.440 Yeah.
00:31:59.620 Yeah.
00:32:00.200 All right.
00:32:00.820 David Lucas comedy.com.
00:32:02.840 Go to his Patreon and follow him on YouTube.
00:32:04.860 You'll be dropping content every day.
00:32:06.320 Thanks everybody for watching.
00:32:07.400 Final words, David Lucas, please.
00:32:09.800 Hey man.
00:32:10.580 Uh, continue.
00:32:12.460 Everybody who speaks their mind and everybody who, uh, believes in their truth, continue
00:32:16.360 to live in your truth.
00:32:17.460 Um, because the truth will always prevail and don't bend or go in another direction just
00:32:25.120 because you see, that's what's popular right now.
00:32:27.860 Um, I mean, I'm getting, I've been, I haven't been so, so outspoken with it, but I've been
00:32:33.980 a dirty, raunchy, true speaking comedian.
00:32:36.900 Uh, the whole time I've been doing comedy and people were like, you'll never make any money.
00:32:42.660 You'll never get anywhere.
00:32:44.500 And, uh, my career is, uh, definitely, uh, flowering.
00:32:48.460 So, um, stick to your guns and you'll be all right, man.
00:32:52.080 Well, I awake through the night, wonder how you are.
00:33:00.380 And in my dreams, break the seams, tearing us apart.
00:33:08.360 I'm holding on way too long and I don't know why.
00:33:12.520 But you know me, I go quiet, I don't like to lie.