Rebel News Podcast - September 24, 2021


ANDREW CHAPADOS | “I know when I'm being lied to”: Kyle Lucey on how lockdowns almost ruined comedy


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

179.25854

Word Count

1,233

Sentence Count

110

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

Kyle Lucy is a stand-up comedian from Toronto. He's been in the comedy game for 7 years and is one of the funniest people I've ever met. On this episode of Andrew Says, Kyle talks about the recent lockdown and how he dealt with it.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 She's a bitch.
00:00:01.100 Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
00:00:03.360 Don't worry.
00:00:04.320 Oh my god, Tanner's such a dick.
00:00:07.220 Aw.
00:00:08.380 Now what do you do?
00:00:09.600 Cheated on me!
00:00:11.140 But whatever, that's why we have a girls' night.
00:00:12.840 What are you guys saying?
00:00:14.140 Do these nerds even work out?
00:00:17.540 You guys got books in here?
00:00:19.640 Yeah, but the library is actually closed right now.
00:00:22.580 Man!
00:00:23.700 I could lift this, I could bench this.
00:00:25.940 How many reps could I do with this hand sanitizer?
00:00:27.940 Oh, people are so cute.
00:00:37.300 I just want to say I love the top.
00:00:39.720 Which one?
00:00:40.620 Both of them, all three!
00:00:43.160 You're doing pretty good too!
00:00:45.920 You guys know how to milk this old cow!
00:00:50.120 Could I have some sushi?
00:00:54.080 Cute!
00:00:57.940 Welcome back to another episode of Andrew Says.
00:01:03.460 My guest this week was the hilarious and constantly moving and fidgeting comedian Kyle Lucy.
00:01:08.260 You've seen him doing stand-up in Toronto at Yuck Yucks, The Bovine, and other places like the first post-lockdown shows with comedian Ben Bankus.
00:01:17.040 Kyle and I got right into it.
00:01:18.460 He's such a nice guy.
00:01:19.720 He was happy just to be given a French vanilla to drink.
00:01:22.420 Like, let's jump into it.
00:01:23.820 I'm feeling delicious and also nutritious if I'm going to be completely honest with you, Andrew.
00:01:28.280 Thank you so much for having me on tonight.
00:01:30.280 And thank you for also giving me a delicious cup of French vanilla to start off my day.
00:01:34.640 Boy, oh boy.
00:01:35.200 This has really excited you to an unknown degree.
00:01:38.300 Dude, if it wasn't for Rebel News, I'd be in my apartment right now, in my bed, mowing, and screaming at the stucco ceiling like I do.
00:01:48.560 I usually do that as a comedian.
00:01:50.080 You do that until about 5 p.m.
00:01:51.900 Then you roll over, write a few things on the old iPhone, get a call from your landlord saying the rent's due.
00:02:00.500 You mute it, and then you get going.
00:02:02.700 You do your shows, baby girl.
00:02:04.280 Get it.
00:02:05.280 But now we're here.
00:02:06.280 I feel I'm with around a bunch of lights.
00:02:09.060 I'm looking at a TV right now with me on it.
00:02:12.200 You guys are going to CGI better muscles on me, I hope.
00:02:15.680 Yeah, we're going to do that synthol stuff where you inject oil into your arms.
00:02:19.560 Hell yeah, man.
00:02:20.240 Make me like Vin Diesel Groot or whatever.
00:02:22.440 Make me jacked in like a huge 8-foot tree.
00:02:25.140 We'll see what we can do.
00:02:26.380 Just superimpose a tree over him right now.
00:02:28.560 Gang, gang.
00:02:30.100 I'll try to be serious a little bit.
00:02:32.940 You can not be serious, and I'm okay with it.
00:02:35.240 Okay.
00:02:35.560 I want to talk about first thing is the lockdowns.
00:02:38.740 You're from Toronto, yes?
00:02:40.360 I mean, I sort of grew up.
00:02:41.800 I say Ontario.
00:02:42.760 I've lived like all over Ontario, southern Ontario.
00:02:46.020 I've moved around a lot.
00:02:47.420 But yeah, like I've been living in Toronto for the past seven years now.
00:02:52.220 Lockdown, obviously.
00:02:53.900 I mean.
00:02:55.520 So when this all started, were you just like, were you like everybody, you and your peers,
00:03:00.340 like, oh, this is going to be a few weeks.
00:03:01.620 We can't do shows.
00:03:02.820 Everything will be back to normal soon.
00:03:04.560 How did that, what did that first look like for somebody in your position?
00:03:07.680 And as time went on, what did that look like?
00:03:11.300 I mean, for me, like, I remember, like, so I produced, like, my Renegade show or whatever,
00:03:16.520 right?
00:03:16.940 And before it was at the Bovine, it was at the Corner Comedy Club.
00:03:20.280 And I remember a comment coming in going like, oh, yeah, like, we're going to have to stop
00:03:24.520 doing stand-up.
00:03:25.240 This COVID thing's coming from China.
00:03:27.020 And it's like, it's really fucked up.
00:03:28.820 I actually just got back from a Western Canada tour.
00:03:32.340 So I was flying a week before the lockdown.
00:03:35.600 I looked at this guy.
00:03:36.400 I was like, bro, this guy doesn't love stand-up.
00:03:38.980 He's a wuss.
00:03:41.320 You know, he wants to, he's got quit already in him.
00:03:43.800 And then literally the day after, lockdown.
00:03:48.300 And I didn't believe it.
00:03:50.580 You know, I still don't really believe it.
00:03:52.700 I was in denial for a bit.
00:03:54.400 But, you know, I was lucky enough to live with some really red pill cool people that
00:04:02.860 just were like, you know what, you know, this is all BS.
00:04:06.700 This is, this is crazy.
00:04:09.100 And then I just started seeing the writing on the wall.
00:04:11.540 I mean, like, something that really bugged me, too, is like, I don't know, I don't know
00:04:16.800 if this is, like, messed up to say.
00:04:18.080 But, like, you know, Bill C-10 was passing, Bill C-36 was passing, and then everything
00:04:24.120 that was in the news was native genocide, which I know is an atrocious thing.
00:04:31.540 But we've known about the native genocide.
00:04:33.620 I've known about it for decades.
00:04:35.180 We've known about it for such a long time.
00:04:38.340 Why is that the only thing in the news?
00:04:40.160 Conveniently, at the same time, we're about to lose our internet.
00:04:43.780 It's just so, I know when I'm being lied to.
00:04:46.960 I, it disrupts my frequency.
00:04:49.640 We all feel it.
00:04:50.540 Comedians are like, truth, truth, truth, right?
00:04:52.780 So anytime the absence of truth is present, we could, I don't know, it's weird.
00:04:59.220 I could feel it.
00:04:59.880 And so it was terrible.
00:05:01.580 It was terrible, the lockdowns.
00:05:03.180 You know, a lot of my, you know, my comedian family, they lost their businesses.
00:05:08.600 You know, clubs went down, which are, comedy clubs are like our homes.
00:05:12.760 They went under.
00:05:13.440 And then we, we lost our art.
00:05:17.300 We, and live comedy, you know, it's not like art, like, like painting, where we could doodle
00:05:23.940 at home.
00:05:24.600 It's not like music where I could play, I could jam in my garage with my homies.
00:05:28.740 Or like, you could produce an album, you know, like a DJ would or like a rap artist would.
00:05:36.000 Like, we artistically starved for months.
00:05:38.460 So, you know, I don't know any comedian, left, right, whatever you are politically, that was
00:05:43.720 pro-lockdown.
00:05:44.780 Every, live entertainment, especially stand-up comedy, we were decimated during this.
00:05:50.480 And, which is why, like, we had to figure some stuff out, right?
00:05:54.100 Yeah, that was my next question.
00:05:55.400 And once all this stuff started to seem at least semi-permanent, or it was lasting for
00:06:00.660 six, eight, 12 months, what was the next move for you guys?
00:06:04.160 Did you get together with some people and say, we have to start doing shows again, or
00:06:08.160 else we're going to go under?
00:06:09.260 Was there support for many people who ran big clubs?
00:06:12.140 What was it like when you guys started to say, we need to start putting on shows again?
00:06:16.120 Ben Bankis was the first guy.
00:06:18.180 Ben Bankis, and he will never get the credit he deserves.
00:06:23.940 He started comedy again, I think not just in Canada.
00:06:27.540 He inspired, like, people in America were sharing his show.
00:06:31.560 Big comics in New York and, you know, L.A., and they were like, oh, my God, there's this
00:06:38.040 guy who's doing this show in a park.
00:06:40.460 You know what I mean?
00:06:40.780 No one was doing that.
00:06:41.880 No one was doing that.
00:06:42.700 And he was getting close to a thousand people, a thousand people out in the park.
00:06:46.500 And it wasn't just, like, happenstance.
00:06:48.040 Like, people, you know, they all followed him.
00:06:50.100 They all, like, on Instagram.
00:06:51.580 Like, he sort of...