Rebel News Podcast - ANDREW CHAPADOS ｜ Uncle Hack (Danger Cats) is Highly Offensive

00:00:00.000 welcome back to another extra special episode of andrew says brendan from danger cats how are you

00:00:11.540 good sir i am doing lovely uh you are the first interviewer to ever refer to me as brendan

00:00:18.720 well you see it's when we put a graphic out we could put you know uncle hack from danger cats

00:00:25.880 but maybe some of the boomers would be like who is this young man i don't demand to know his first

00:00:31.320 name uh so i can look him up in the phone book in the yellow pages which we don't deserve my first

00:00:37.660 name okay we'll scratch it from the record we'll go with uh what beta reticuli some sort of planet

00:00:46.300 or something how are you doing you're out there and uh whereabouts in alberta are you edmonton

00:00:51.420 alberta oh i call that the oshawa of alberta it's a place where i grew up in in ontario um i think

00:00:59.320 we got hooked up from our good friend key and simone um did you guys do a show together or how

00:01:05.780 did you guys get to find each other uh he came on our live stream him and sheila actually uh that

00:01:14.400 would have been right after all the the coots breakup and once he released uh or he was in the

00:01:19.800 midst of releasing some of his footage we had him on our live stream that we were doing i heard that

00:01:24.720 was wild i haven't seen it but i hear sheila was shocked and appalled not actually but i hear uh

00:01:32.880 i hear you guys really gave it to her hey we got to keep everybody on their toes you know nobody

00:01:39.840 nobody gets a free ride that's fair uh we'll have to put up a clip of that so i wanted to talk to you

00:01:46.160 also about uh one of the things i talked to keen about before he he linked me up with you was

00:01:52.100 about some of your shows being canceled i was writing up and interviewing a guy named david lucas a friend

00:01:59.500 of mine a comedian from texas um about very familiar with him yes we were talking about the dave chapelle

00:02:06.060 cancellation and then uh danny mullen's been canceled he recently told me he had a show canceled

00:02:12.980 and then also bringing it back to canada ben bankus in toronto was canceled so did you face similar

00:02:19.380 um stuff where they said your material was too racy or did they give you an exact reason want to give

00:02:26.040 us the whole story there uh yeah so we were promoting a roast battle here uh and uh there's a clip that i

00:02:36.320 used that's a pretty i don't know i guess depends on who watches it they could perceive it as being

00:02:43.020 very heinous um but that's the nature of the game and uh yeah then i i released it online to promote the next

00:02:52.140 roast battle and uh yeah the the the tiktok mob got a hold of it and uh it was deemed racist i guess and then

00:03:02.740 we're attempting to cancel shows so did they reach out to you directly and say

00:03:09.440 this joke is what caused us to not want to host you guys anymore the venues itself yeah no they uh

00:03:19.320 not to me directly i well there was a kind of a middleman between the operation who kind of if

00:03:26.120 i find being honest was a bit of a coward about of it about the whole scenario and uh

00:03:32.240 then they went and released a statement on their instagram and facebook basically claiming that

00:03:42.420 i'm a racist and they don't support this type of comedy and i will be canceling the shows

00:03:48.240 yeah something i'm seeing a lot of is the indirect you know way of going about this i know for my

00:03:55.720 pal ben bankus they just emailed him the night before having known about him for weeks and they

00:04:01.060 sort of leave it to the last minute and they say oh we'll have no problem booking you somewhere else

00:04:05.320 like well that's not your job but also it's kind of like a slap in the face to wait till the last

00:04:10.240 second so how many shows that you've done up until this point with this with this sort of material i

00:04:15.920 know it's a roast battle it's probably different every time but did was it only because you put

00:04:20.540 something out online that people started to you know on tiktok that people started to complain about it

00:04:26.920 yes it wasn't it was you know people that come to the shows they know what we do and what we're

00:04:34.240 about we don't pull no punches regardless of like who you are everything's on the table especially

00:04:41.700 in roast battles you know you see the watered down versions on networks and to us that isn't roast

00:04:48.520 battles so we uh since i've like connected with like brett uh forte and sam walker we have then

00:04:56.060 took it upon ourselves to like go the extra step with roast battles and and some comedians are

00:05:01.540 terrified of it and some aren't and those that aren't are welcome to you know test their skills

00:05:06.800 on our stages but yeah i would say it uh oh speak of the devil it is actually sam walker my bad um

00:05:17.580 yeah uh that that particular roast joke then grabbed the attention of some people and uh they took it

00:05:26.960 upon themselves to try and call venues that they weren't even going to attend anyways it's not even

00:05:32.520 in their area from uh what i seen online of what people were posting and how many times they were calling

00:05:39.460 and harassing venues to try and get them to submit in canceling shows so unfortunately two out of the

00:05:46.640 three shows that we had booked at that time been pulled out of uh you know our our at or our i uh

00:05:54.900 us going down there and performing so it is what it is it's wild that people will do that and i

00:06:02.800 and the canadian mainstream comedy scene as little as it is of a of a tv scene we'll call it that they

00:06:11.900 had that uh amazon prime canada show that was seemed like it was very pc with tom green and

00:06:19.360 and all these other guys there isn't much of that going on i feel like so for comedy venues in canada

00:06:27.380 to be now saying to people you know we're not going to host this stuff because some people find it

00:06:32.220 offensive i think it's a huge detriment to something that already needs you know new life breathed into it

00:06:38.660 there's this there was obviously closures for almost two years justin trudeau's uh talking

00:06:44.260 about clothes and stuff again we'll get to that in a bit i feel like but uh there there's so much

00:06:49.420 desire for people to go out again and to and to laugh again because it's all so sad i don't think any

00:06:57.540 club should be doing this sort of thing because in canada it's very hard to you know to get a

00:07:03.520 spotlight shown on you unless you're on cbc let's say or unless you're on this uh amazon prime show

00:07:10.280 which has like the same 10 people everybody's been watching for 20 years anyways colin mockery oh he's

00:07:15.620 never been on tv before let's give it to let's give it to him again and uh the the 600 pound lady but

00:07:22.260 i don't see how yeah she's very funny i don't see how this is good that lady pardon me you don't like

00:07:31.600 fat ladies listen man i love everyone everybody who knows me knows i'm all i'm pro obesity i'm pro

00:07:40.240 everything um what the hell is rebel news turn it into what is this place right um so i don't think

00:07:49.140 it's good for anybody to be canceling shows like that now i wanted to ask you i was familiar with

00:07:54.000 your channel i think when it first started blowing up um there was the the video about all the accents

00:08:01.200 in canada which has a ton of views was it always a political channel or did this start happening

00:08:08.340 because of lockdowns and because of convoys were you always a political guy um you know what the

00:08:15.480 political aspect of the channel always stemmed from me working in the oil patch and uh you know and i

00:08:22.960 just thought what those guys were saying in the lunchroom and in you know just on site was funny to me

00:08:29.020 so that's the type of humor i've always been around and it was uh i don't know i just like real people

00:08:36.120 that just like say it how they think it you know they don't have to put all these fancy fluffy words

00:08:42.940 in front of uh the the thoughts that they have stored in their head and that to me is just like

00:08:48.420 how i grew up i grew up in small town alberta that's how we talk to one another and that shit is

00:08:53.120 funny to me and it'll never stop being funny to me so um i just decided one day like i was always

00:08:59.680 looking for some sort of content like that on the internet and i didn't know where to go so i was

00:09:05.840 like ah fuck it i'll create it myself and then uh the the political aspect is just kind of probably

00:09:12.640 you know a little bit of upbringing work life and uh just i guess how the rural part of canada carries

00:09:23.600 itself so it was kind of fun to just talk freely like that and in it in i guess in return i uh then

00:09:32.400 received a lot of love from dudes that wish they could say that shit you know they could just go out

00:09:39.120 online and be like you're saying exactly how i would say it but i can't because you know i'll

00:09:46.000 lose my job and i i can't because then the income is lost i'll lose my home my wife and kids and all

00:09:54.140 this so it was just i don't know that the political aspect kind of came from that and just trying to

00:10:01.180 find the humor in it a lot of it seems like some a lot of hockey culture injected in there i don't think

00:10:08.080 i should be afraid to say is that where a lot of the guys you hear from are coming from because

00:10:13.580 hockey and the nhl and i'm sure the juniors as we know it now is so sensitive to any sort of

00:10:22.020 controversy i mean we see it with hockey canada i'm not fully aware of that story i won't comment

00:10:27.320 on it the whatever is happening there but you had the the racism accusations with players recently

00:10:33.040 and i i feel like hockey is really under attack lately at least in the last couple years with

00:10:40.020 what they're doing ever since black lives matter and they had this show on on on cbc where it's like

00:10:46.920 dedicated to diversity um even though it was they they never hired any extra you know black guys on

00:10:53.800 it it's very confusing time for me to watch hockey where uh ron mclean sitting there and he's talking to

00:10:59.040 me about white privilege and how he just didn't understand how much white privilege he had it's

00:11:03.660 so confusing so are a lot of the guys who reach out to like sort of like your your regular hockey

00:11:08.860 guys that you're referring to uh you know when i was putting out like that that that see i played

00:11:19.000 the game differently so it kind of i don't know my my shit was kind of geared toward the guys that

00:11:27.020 were the kind of tough like just mentally tough you know words aren't gonna hurt them they were

00:11:33.540 beating the shit out of each other anyways so if you think that calling me a is gonna hurt my feelings

00:11:38.700 it's not i don't oh am i not supposed to sorry i'm starting to think that somebody else will decide

00:11:43.780 that okay my bad but i don't know i i just like i can't get behind the whole words words hurt when

00:11:55.620 you're you're already playing a tough sport and i get it you know some people right they have had a

00:12:01.300 a rougher crack at it than other people but at the end of the day you know we we hear all this it's

00:12:09.560 it's such a fucking shaky water to put your boat into to talk about it you know i'm not really afraid

00:12:17.000 of it because it doesn't matter if if you're black white brown whatever race religion that you are if

00:12:22.760 you're on my team you're on my team you know so i i think that aspect gets missed so much because

00:12:28.520 there's i've played hockey with you know people of all ethnicities and in religions and that seems

00:12:35.400 to go out the window the moment that all of us touch the ice together and i think that as because

00:12:41.980 you got all these fucking losers reporters that never played the game trying to comment on the game

00:12:47.700 and the culture inside the dressing room and they're trying to make big deals out of something they

00:12:52.380 don't understand it'd be like me trying to talk to you about what it's like growing up in the bronx

00:12:58.000 you know it's it doesn't make any sense and the worst nerd yeah there were suspensions of for people

00:13:05.680 saying like swear words on the ice i remember that from a couple years ago and yeah i remember

00:13:11.500 playing on teams when a guy you i didn't like i would say probably hated was on my team but he's on

00:13:19.720 your team so i'm still going to defend him against another team uh no matter if i liked him or not

00:13:25.200 shout out to what was his name i'll just say matt i didn't like you but uh i digress um would you

00:13:32.380 call yourself a conservative being out there in alberta or do you or did you used to and things got

00:13:37.340 muddied now do you have a label for yourself at all politically danger cat okay that's fair because i

00:13:45.280 wanted to ask how you feel about this alberta government how i feel like and as you know there's

00:13:50.920 plenty of people at our company from alberta and they've always held alberta as you know this

00:13:55.980 bastion of freedom we're the texas of canada and then lockdowns came and jason kenney was like i've

00:14:02.780 never heard of a vaccine passport and then he puts one in and then the coots thing happens and everything

00:14:08.860 so did you used to call yourself something along the lines do you do you change it all had you have

00:14:13.440 faith in a strong conservative alberta government no i don't i don't align myself with people that

00:14:21.300 don't care about me i don't i don't champion some political party that you know it seems it's rinse

00:14:28.760 repeat it's copy and paste with every single one of those suit dummies that go down to the

00:14:33.540 you know that that are in the house of commons down in parliament it it it it does not matter to

00:14:40.400 me they're it's the working class versus them and that's how i view it and and right now we're being

00:14:48.780 played against one another with this idea that one of these losers is going to rise from the ashes and

00:14:54.900 save us all it's never going to fucking happen it never has and it never will real people do real

00:15:01.440 shit and those dipshits just sit around mr speaker even politics is the most fucking embarrassing

00:15:07.540 form of politics mr speaker you can't even speak directly to a man mr speaker can you tell him to

00:15:14.120 answer the question it's just cuckery in there all day long that's all it is it's embarrassing

00:15:19.760 i live some of my saddest moments looking at canadian political twitter whether it's erin o'toole or

00:15:27.340 michelle rempel garner is one who really gets to me are you familiar with her a little bit she's the

00:15:34.160 one that's too much white maleness in the conservative party um and then recently she

00:15:40.720 said how people only want to talk to her about sexism and racism even though that's the thing

00:15:46.340 she always mentions but now it's it's too much to actually ask her about her why don't people ask me

00:15:52.080 about the economy and stuff because this is what you complained about for three years i'm sorry

00:15:55.540 um no but i know exactly what you mean pardon it's because you're a woman

00:16:01.120 um and then when erin o'toole's talking about biphobia this is the stuff i can't get behind

00:16:08.560 it's like some aspects of canadian politics are so cringy and on top of that overall boring um

00:16:15.080 but i completely get what you're saying they don't show up for the house of commons most of the time

00:16:18.900 that's the problem like they have actual jobs and an like an office they're supposed to go to and

00:16:24.380 they pretty much never go um unless it's to you know get a youtube clip that's my problem with a

00:16:29.120 lot of them uh these days is you can tell that they're there to get that c-pack youtube clip

00:16:34.980 probably cut by producer efron back here um the pierre's big on that one um they're fucking

00:16:42.700 influencers now that's yeah you watch what they're doing they're they're 100 influencers they go into

00:16:48.520 this with like a the mindset of like a 22 year old in la that thinks that they're going to get brand

00:16:55.940 deals you know everything is the exact same it's hilarious it's so funny to sit and watch

00:17:01.740 it to me personally anyways like well yeah you can see when they go there and they're all the seats are

00:17:10.320 actually full you know that they're there for a reason to cut a clip to cut a quick promo have you

00:17:16.260 ever done any like field reporting from uh like protests or anything i've i would love to see you

00:17:22.380 do that um a little bit i we went down to coots uh brett and sam did their own video and then i had to

00:17:32.220 go clean up because those guys went down to do uh stand up and they weren't allowed so uh thankfully

00:17:37.640 the kind fellows down there uh had a had a flatbed flatbed truck there so i got the job done instead

00:17:47.960 of those two idiots we need to get you a special field reporter from some some violent protest from

00:17:56.840 antifa or something i'd love to see your conversation with those i'm strongly encouraged that do you think

00:18:01.780 restrictions are coming back what's your whole prediction on this

00:18:05.280 personally they're really setting it up for it so would i be surprised no but do i is there like

00:18:18.260 a little bit of hope that the general public will see through all this horse shit and and see it for

00:18:25.040 what it is finally i would hope you know i'm tired of this chain just being loosened just a little bit

00:18:32.220 so like it's like watching a dog have a steak just out of paw reach you know and it's like uh it's almost

00:18:38.980 there we almost have it all and then it's like oh we're gonna reel you back in because your guys are

00:18:44.740 getting a little crazy out there you're starting to sound like sc tv sketches or something uh living

00:18:51.140 have that uh trudeau clip from earlier this and this is what i came prepared with my uh

00:18:57.900 my one note um trudeau basically threatening restrictions again let's play this and everyone

00:19:07.080 should get out and get vaccinated if we are able to hit that 80 85 90 percent of canadians up to date

00:19:14.040 in their vaccinations we'll have a much better winter with much less need for the kinds of restrictions

00:19:20.980 and rules that were so problematic for everyone over the past years but every step of the way

00:19:26.600 government's responsibility is to keep people safe to prevent our health care systems from getting

00:19:32.900 overwhelmed and that's where individuals choosing to make sure they're up to date in their vaccinations

00:19:37.760 with these new vaccines is going to help us all of course it's up to date that's never going to be

00:19:43.280 enough of course the systems were never overwhelmed but he doesn't he talk like it's not up to him and

00:19:49.280 it's completely well if you guys don't do it i'm going to try the best i can but you know they're

00:19:54.440 going to make me do it

00:19:55.900 go outside these days and the only way we can roam the earth is by keeping people inside their house

00:20:06.800 that's what it sounds like to me terrified olivia

00:20:11.460 his him no it'll be fine okay she she thinks the audio dipped out for a second this is showbiz baby

00:20:23.100 we gotta the show's gotta go on it's canadian show business canadian show business now throwing to

00:20:29.120 colin mockery for five minutes uh that's we should get him on i wish he would but he won't i'm sure he

00:20:35.260 won't but if we could just pull a lever i don't know if you remember when conan o'brien had a walker

00:20:40.280 texas ranger lever back in the day those were the days of comedy that's what i aspire to um yeah it

00:20:47.760 sounds like to me that uh that they don't want to go and face any criticism the thing with christie

00:20:53.860 freeland recently where i don't even know about this guy that yelled at her um apparently he's done

00:20:59.460 the same stuff to pierre as well but uh the fact that we need like some sort of national inquiry into

00:21:07.040 a politician being yelled at at a distance in a building that's just the state of canadian politics

00:21:14.000 i think no um probably who knows those guys live in their own little idea that yeah

00:21:25.020 it that right there should tell you the overall general feel of like where we are with these

00:21:34.460 fucking maniacs running around doing whatever they want rules for thee but not for me bullshit people

00:21:40.700 are sick of it you know it's time that that right there that guy is one of the few that did what a

00:21:48.040 lot of people wish they could but they're terrified to do you know and now he's a public enemy of the

00:21:54.900 enemy of the state starring will smith i've heard rumblings that there's going to be another election

00:22:00.440 call do you think trudeau wins again i think he just wins again no matter how it happens whether it's

00:22:05.840 uh through questionable means or like the east coast and uh rural ontario sadly the the north

00:22:13.180 votes ndp usually um whether they carry him i just think he wins again somehow you think so i think

00:22:20.480 this i just think he never stops winning i don't know how like how did he win last time how did he win

00:22:25.880 the time before what more can be done that hasn't already been done which would make people change

00:22:31.700 their votes from trudeau to somebody else that's my question i think like i i think that's just like

00:22:39.420 a little bit of a reflection on the faith in politicians now you know like i i can't look at

00:22:46.860 any one of those dipshits that are currently leaders of every party and be like yep that's my guy

00:22:54.620 you know like i can't look other than maxime bernier that when he got arrested on the side of the

00:23:00.840 highway now whether that's like wrestling k-fab bullshit and he's just doing that to get a rise

00:23:05.520 that made me laugh and i was like okay i'll vote for that guy because that's hilarious well that's

00:23:11.980 one of the arguments is that he will pull votes continuously pull votes away from the conservative

00:23:17.020 party and you need about like 34 to win in this country so if the conservatives are already at 31 32

00:23:24.200 and he continues to pull more away from them then i don't see anybody who's going to go from

00:23:29.600 uh you know liberal to ndp maybe they should maybe they should just go both extremes and we either

00:23:35.440 become communist or like very right wing i don't know what the answer is anymore but i think you'll

00:23:40.600 see more people trying to leave but uh having said that a lot of people are complaining about uh

00:23:46.140 passport wait times being longer and longer so maybe the goal is that nobody's allowed to leave no

00:23:51.400 matter how bad it gets i think that's what uh communist countries do if i'm not mistaken is

00:23:56.380 the old you can't leave move ah yeah what if what if big trudy comes out right and he goes full north

00:24:05.340 korea on us well wouldn't that be fun it would be interesting to watch see you need a certain level

00:24:12.400 of compliance and i think if we we would go more china and this is a theory i have if china is actually

00:24:18.600 just a gigantic country full of social justice warriors and then stay with me here if you take what

00:24:24.880 like a far leftist is now like a person who's offended by everything they want the government

00:24:30.760 to take care of them the natural extension i think to that is eventually you get to a point

00:24:36.180 where they elect people who think exactly like that and and they are okay with all these things

00:24:42.600 happening that's what i feel like probably happened in china with the maoism they had the book they said

00:24:47.960 you can't question the leader the teachers are racist the farmers are racist give us their land

00:24:53.040 and uh and we'll do it i see a version of north america or england and australia where it's not so

00:25:01.660 much a hardcore communist but it's a social justice warriors mentality who's taken over where it's like

00:25:07.640 well we put anybody who does doesn't agree with you know the rainbow stuff you're going to work here

00:25:14.360 to build a government house so that everybody has fair um in equal housing and we'll raise the

00:25:20.720 minimum wage to 30 so that no one could possibly uh be underpaid and everything will be fair and

00:25:26.540 equal and i think a lot of it was in the original green new deal i don't know if you read that

00:25:30.420 the aoc one uh backed by bernie sanders that's what they were basically purporting to do they said

00:25:36.980 that they're going to replace all oil jobs with uh government jobs to build houses and uh retrofit

00:25:42.680 everything with new electrical grids um they said that you would uh no more gas cars and that

00:25:49.220 everybody would be able to buy an affordable electric government car um and no matter what

00:25:56.780 they would also give all the people working in oil related jobs uh five years of salary um because

00:26:03.400 they would eliminate their jobs and then they would and everybody would live happily ever after

00:26:08.220 everybody would have a there'd be free health care there of course which isn't cheap and this is

00:26:13.240 basically what their plan was so if those people got into power i could see you know one of these

00:26:18.020 situations where you know everybody's so happy uh but actually everybody's pretty much enslaved so is

00:26:23.860 that north korea maybe

00:26:25.020 and seen well and seen yeah you painted a lovely picture there so what you're telling me is i'm going

00:26:34.600 to have a duplex and a tesla and be happy that's right but it'll be the worst tesla and you'll share

00:26:39.980 that duplex with three generations of your family and just like north korea they will come and collect

00:26:45.500 your fertilizer and uh use it have you heard that stuff about north korea uh very minimal they actually

00:26:53.840 according to the the woman who escaped who made the rounds on all the podcasts yawn me park she said

00:26:59.520 they would come the government would come and collect your waste your feces to then farm with

00:27:05.240 because they had no fertilizer to go around so literally everything down to your feces is not yours

00:27:11.160 it's the states there and uh just a wonderful time but wouldn't it be funny if she was completely

00:27:17.020 lying it was actually this great place greatest thing of all time yeah i don't know

00:27:23.700 how that place operates uh still without any intervention i know that they um they survive

00:27:29.400 on chinese coal and um russians buy slave labor off of them that's basically their economy as i

00:27:36.340 understand it genius uh genius economics if you ask me if only we could run our own country

00:27:45.140 um what's your take on on ukraine um i just saw last week a i guess i'll call it an infomercial from

00:27:53.880 the ukrainian vice president or whatever he's calling himself um where they envisioned a ukraine

00:28:00.440 where it's a cashless society um crimes are judged by ai um all this wonderful stuff they said that every

00:28:08.620 you know group of buildings would have its own missile defense system a perfect society somehow

00:28:13.280 are you impartial to the ukraine story do you think it's all you know corrupt russia bad what's

00:28:21.300 your side on this do you have a take you know i think it's very lovely that president zelinski can

00:28:27.920 find time to do a photo shoot with vogue magazine to still keep the american entertainment industry

00:28:36.080 you know very very pleased with his efforts um it's wonderful you know and it's brilliant that i

00:28:43.520 think it was jimmy fallon or whatever one of those fucking cuck late night television hosts was able to

00:28:49.740 bring one of the azov battalion folks to disneyland that's very great that's what we need more

00:28:55.160 uh of happening did that happen he brought like what some soldiers over there's a ukrainian soldier

00:29:03.120 that uh was wearing like an azov battalion please find that olivia i have to see this because every

00:29:09.980 time i think it was two weeks ago on a zelinski's official instagram he posted another soldier like

00:29:15.580 with some message and he had a a luft waffen logo on which is the nazi air force i believe and they had

00:29:22.120 to delete it because this all this somehow keeps happening that we keep promoting guys with these uh

00:29:27.380 symbols let's go with azov uh was it disney world or disneyland i'm guessing yeah whatever one of

00:29:34.460 those late night tv hosts brought and they covered up his like he he has tattoos on his elbow i i couldn't

00:29:41.980 quite see what it was but you can go with whatever you feel on that one they covered those up and they

00:29:48.600 brought him over for a nice day trip at uh disney world or disneyland it's quite hilarious john stewart

00:29:56.080 i'm being told there it is yeah john stewart let's throw that up olivia john stewart honors azov

00:30:02.220 battalion pentagon funded that's lovely isn't it uh enlarge that a little bit please comedian john

00:30:09.180 stewart honored a member of the notorious and 14 hours ago is that what that says and who what website is

00:30:16.480 so okay yeah let's double check and get a second source after this yeah i've never heard of world

00:30:27.860 socialist uh because that was obviously yeah okay sure let's just go let's just go with something and

00:30:40.660 then we'll parse through it and see oh we're we're both talented media members who can parse through

00:30:46.220 lies um yeah so honor ukrainian nazi at disney world defense department sponsored warrior games

00:30:54.860 featured liberal comedian john stewart awarding a member of ukraine's azov battalion at disney world

00:31:00.060 the pentagon refused to tell the gray zone whether u.s taxpayers funded the foreign competitor

00:31:05.360 uh competitors travel during the department of defense annual warrior games at disney world in

00:31:12.740 orlando florida this august liberal comedian john stewart awarded a ukrainian military member

00:31:18.660 heart of the team can you zoom in on that a little bit so he was an injured guy um did they

00:31:28.680 yeah okay so he had the sun in red and the black sun scroll down okay well then the article doesn't

00:31:35.700 really matter he has the black sun on his elbow uh that's isn't that love isn't that john's yeah

00:31:42.980 it's nice for uh jewish comedian john stewart to maybe i'm assuming he just doesn't know he was just

00:31:49.040 trying to be a nice guy we'll give him the benefit of the doubt given that he tries to work with the uh

00:31:53.960 9-11 victims all the time but the pentagon funded azov battalion trip to disney world is just

00:31:59.520 you know that could be a sketch i think oh walt disney right now is smiling down upon thee

00:32:09.400 thinking this is just exactly what i built this nice facility for is to have

00:32:15.700 nazis come through that's uh i was thinking earlier today about uh you know a kid-friendly

00:32:21.860 close schwab like a mouse schwab come on kids take a take the vaccine kids come on let's go to disney

00:32:28.580 world it's my working mickey mouse impression stolen from south park did you see that biden

00:32:35.120 speech recently uh last week the one where he looks like a like a fucking dark lord yeah

00:32:41.500 it would have been sick if he came out in like black metal face paint like norwegian black metal

00:32:49.020 face paint that would be cool going beyond just the usual uh empire garb yeah he could have come

00:32:58.180 out with some imperial soldiers i don't think anybody would have would have minded but the

00:33:02.840 thing that got me about that that was i think an hour of just saying that trump supporters are

00:33:08.240 he he said they don't believe in democracy they're tearing down democracy they're a danger to the

00:33:13.640 country and then the very next day can we find this olivia the next day where um the guy from fox

00:33:19.540 asks him if he thinks uh put in biden trump supporters threat and then he completely reverses

00:33:27.240 what he said he spent an hour the night before saying how evil these people were and then he's just

00:33:31.960 like oh i don't think any of them are threat yeah that's the one let's play that

00:33:35.700 do you consider all trump supporters to be a threat to the country no everyone come on

00:33:47.480 come on look guys listen you keep trying to make that case i don't consider any trump

00:33:54.040 that is a threat to democracy democracy everything we stand for everything we stand for

00:34:24.020 arrests on the platinum of democracy when people voted for donald trump and took court

00:34:29.540 analysis they weren't voting for attacking the capital they weren't voting for overruling the

00:34:35.940 election they were voting for the philosophy he put forward so i am not talking about anything other

00:34:42.580 than it is inappropriate and it's not only happening here but other parts of the world where there's a

00:34:49.460 failure to recognize and condemn violence whenever it's used for political purposes failure to condemn

00:34:59.940 attempt to manipulate electoral outcomes failure to acknowledge when elections were won or lost

00:35:07.300 he didn't even walk it back as far as i thought he had originally he's like well they're not a threat

00:35:11.620 they're just a threat to democracy uh he's the gift that just keeps on giving of course um people

00:35:18.260 probably forget that when he want trump won in 2016 they did deny the results after saying that trump

00:35:24.900 would be the one to deny them then hillary clinton demanded a recount um actually sorry it was the green

00:35:30.340 party jill stein demanded a recount and then the clinton party jumped in on that they raised seven

00:35:35.780 million dollars and then pulled out the recount because they they saw that they were losing votes so

00:35:41.780 that's interesting you're you look like a guy who loves biden huge biden supporter just a huge biden

00:35:48.980 guy is this question only because he reminds me of my grandfather you know he just doesn't want to

00:35:55.300 believe that the internet exists and and just says wild shit whenever he feels like and be like grandpa

00:36:03.380 you can't say that you can't just say the n-word in a mac store anymore it's not the fucking 60s i didn't

00:36:10.180 say that it's like it's viral on tiktok kids we're fucking recording you they had a talk with him

00:36:17.700 after that even what i was watching the feed from the washington post and the guy goes this was the

00:36:22.900 one not the president's best speech they were trying to write light it up red white and blue all that

00:36:27.620 came on tv was red he was very angry not a good look for the president back to you and then the one

00:36:33.060 which is like um well you know he's right about the threat to democracy and all the stuff they usually

00:36:39.300 say i think that when 2024 rolls around it's not going to matter if he wins or not because they'll

00:36:46.340 have milked so much money out of everything already that there's nothing else to do there's there's no

00:36:52.100 saving it i hope that's not going to happen i hate to be so doom and gloom but when you look at the the

00:36:57.540 again the money to ukraine they're sending and then today i think he's talking about how they or

00:37:02.260 yesterday they beat pharma they beat big pharma this year i mean you made them record profits and what

00:37:07.940 he's referring to now is the fact that in 2026 they'll be able to negotiate prices on certain

00:37:14.820 drugs uh with big pharma through medicare and medicaid so if you elect him again they will defeat

00:37:23.140 big pharma maybe by getting the prices of some drugs lowered so it's very interesting the angle where that

00:37:28.580 comes from beautiful it's beautiful isn't it you know an old dementia man was able to take down

00:37:36.340 a super force like big pharma in america only after making them trillions of dollars

00:37:43.140 it's a good maybe they can make him some bionic legs so he can finally get into air force one without

00:37:48.420 taking a ride down those steps four times those exoskeletons i really i watched future weapons

00:37:54.980 um and then they have those robot dogs he'll be riding one of those soon enough oh how long until

00:38:00.660 it's a robo president i think one of the fallout video games had that writer dave's always telling me

00:38:05.380 about it robo president his uh ai is some mix of like obama and somebody else jfk or something and then

00:38:15.220 vice president kamala harris i think is what it's going to be

00:38:17.620 second like a like a human being yeah the law will be the vice president has to be human at least

00:38:27.460 they need at least one human in the office this is highbrow we're having a highbrow political

00:38:34.900 conversation yeah deep into the future coming ai technology takes over i can see man i would love

00:38:43.620 article coming sorry what's that so i can see the canadaland or anti-hate network article coming

00:38:50.580 danger cats and rebel news spouts off about racist robot future oh please tell them i need the press

00:38:59.220 yeah i believe that article you put out from global news i thought that was a real article

00:39:04.340 i typed it in and we'll just say that it's real right now um

00:39:08.180 um who said i did it pardon you said i did it who's i don't know that you did it it was posted

00:39:16.500 i apologize it was probably anti-hate network they probably wrote it up to frame you uh put some

00:39:24.180 poor global news writers name on it stolen countrywide by you know post media

00:39:31.140 it's brilliant see the climate right now is perfect for all this there's a lot of comedians

00:39:38.580 that are terrified of uh that type of rhetoric coming back upon them but little do they know

00:39:45.300 it's some of like the best marketing you could possibly have you know anytime like people it seems like

00:39:52.420 anything that is mainstream whether it be media or even just like culture i guess it as soon as it

00:40:01.300 becomes like main it's like when almost what would be like a fucking good example you remember when

00:40:09.460 like nirvana got like too big and then kurt cobain was like this is gay i don't like this i'm not

00:40:14.580 playing it smells like teen spirit again yeah and it's like no we're not selling 80 tickets we're

00:40:21.220 sending we're selling 10 tickets we were a grunge band in yaddle for fuck's sakes but it's like that

00:40:27.940 anything that like oh you can't like this people just tend to love it even more because it's like ah

00:40:35.940 you know like like sam walker always says there's no folk heroes anymore so when people like

00:40:41.140 rise up and give a fuck you it's like oh i like this guy he's saying exactly what i want to say

00:40:48.580 but i can't that reminds me have you seen that woodstock 99 documentary speaking of uh

00:40:56.020 i love woodstock 99 that was that was so wild that's it's basically ukraine

00:41:04.180 there's a bunch of people making a lot of money and they don't really care what happens as long as the

00:41:08.820 money keeps coming in screw the people there ten dollar waters um and i i like the angle in that

00:41:17.780 where they said limp biscuit had a duty to calm the crowd down and they riled them up with how

00:41:24.340 dare we like you expected these bands to be like conformative and then they admit that they didn't

00:41:30.580 actually listen to most of the bands that they hired it was a it's a wild documentary for anybody

00:41:34.980 hasn't seen it oh man it's it's like there's so many moments in there that they didn't cover that

00:41:40.580 are awesome first off like the one that they did when that moron got up there and he'd be like everybody

00:41:45.220 calm down it's like your uncle yelling at you and your buddy's having a good time in the backyard

00:41:51.220 you're like oh fuck yourself you old drunk get the fuck out of you they wanted it to be like that

00:41:58.420 they wanted it to be hippie stuff and like why isn't everybody cleaning up after each other and

00:42:03.300 why is everybody so upset it's only 110 degrees out here and we've given them no water it's brought

00:42:09.300 to you by coca-cola what could go wrong yeah like when that old hippie woman was trying to get them

00:42:14.660 to clean up everything and they're like fuck you i paid 250 dollars to be here you old bag

00:42:20.900 kiss my date yeah there was some stuff that wasn't in there that i had seen in another documentary where

00:42:27.300 um they were trying to go in and and put something out that was on fire and then they got chased away

00:42:32.980 and crowd members stole like their golf carts and started driving them around so they realized they

00:42:37.700 couldn't go anywhere dressed as security and the security was another thing it was just people

00:42:42.580 who paid to take like a day's worth itinerary or something and they got a yellow shirt and they called

00:42:48.900 that security and some guy said he was selling his shirts because they gave him a bunch of them

00:42:54.100 so that they could get backstage sucks for the artists frankly to just have random people

00:42:59.620 backstage with you i want to meet fred durst that's who i'd be going for hell yeah the funniest part of

00:43:06.740 that whole concert man that gets skirted by by so many people is during dmx performance when he performs

00:43:15.300 my n-word to a crowd of 270 000 white kids and instead of him saying it he points the mic to the

00:43:23.940 crowd and gets these white kids to sling that back to him man it's a different time a pre-9-11 world as

00:43:31.300 they say it was like dogman x he's the great man he's the goat he is goat status after doing that that

00:43:39.540 that was like the biggest that that should have solved racism right there to be like look play that

00:43:46.740 clip in elementary schools oh be like listen like this is a four-time platinum recording artist

00:43:54.100 he's killed it he put out what did he in one year he put out two platinum records studio records

00:44:00.980 you know you don't hear that and here this guy just gets

00:44:04.260 fucking 270 000 kids to take the sting off the word there he's like yeah call me it i don't give a

00:44:10.660 fuck i'm i'm rich i'm performing to you fucking buffoons say it there was a gangster that followed

00:44:18.260 around dmx this was i want to say like 2010 or something the show that followed around dmx before

00:44:24.340 he had to turn himself in for whatever crime he committed i don't remember uh it was tax fraud

00:44:31.540 was it i did i was almost going to say something but i didn't want to get it wrong but they followed

00:44:35.620 him around and the night before one of the nights before he was to turn himself in he got high and

00:44:42.260 went into a 7-eleven and made scrambled eggs at three in the morning inside the 7-eleven like he just

00:44:48.740 gets eggs and cream and milk and whisks them and puts it in a microwave all inside a 7-eleven and then

00:44:54.820 comes home and refuses to go to court for a few hours refused to turn himself in until they finally

00:45:00.020 convince him we we got a show here about how good of a guy you are you better go a different time

00:45:06.260 you know oh that's why he's the goat man rough rider anthem and then the movies i don't know how

00:45:14.020 we got to this this is a far stretch from from news but the movies cradle to the grave i think he's

00:45:21.140 in with an exit wounds i don't remember anymore what's the one with jet lee that might be exit wounds

00:45:27.140 that was a great film they're all seagull movies is is the uh is producer olivia are you looking

00:45:34.660 up dmx movies that see this is why she's the best producer let's see who we got i know we got uh

00:45:46.100 yeah cradle to the grave belly was a great movie

00:45:50.340 that's still on my netflix list i haven't seen that one because i that's noz and dmx

00:45:57.220 yeah haven't seen that one beyond the law everything is three words with seagull today

00:46:03.780 you die cradle to the grave oh that's four we got a number in there um have you seen it above the law

00:46:10.900 no i haven't seen anything of him since probably when they were playing them all on spike like his

00:46:18.180 newer ones when spike tv was still a thing his self-produced movies are fucking he's self-producing

00:46:24.580 now yeah he's self-producing his own movies and he's like typical so goal movies right but he's just this

00:46:30.900 fat ass that's like taking on like a lone fat ass is about to take out isis it's fucking awesome

00:46:39.940 i did see a video of where a guy went to go visit him and like train with him he lives in or he was

00:46:46.740 living in abu dabi in this video and this is not that old some guy goes and gets some like uh a keto

00:46:52.820 advice from him and a front kick advice like this is the one i taught anderson silva see it's more like

00:46:58.020 a spear it's not a it's not a real kick you're just using it as a spear and the guy's pretending

00:47:03.620 to take him seriously like oh yes sensei steven and he of course he's got his black belt on he's 350

00:47:09.380 pounds but he's staying at a nice hotel in abu dabi so he must be doing something right probably that rt

00:47:15.540 money with um who am i thinking of jesse ventura are you a jesse ventura guy oh i definitely i tune in

00:47:22.820 whenever he uh decides i was the navy seal why won't you let me in his old show well pierce it

00:47:30.260 seems to me that nobody wants to talk about the third building that went down on 9-11 but you can

00:47:36.740 read all about it in my new book the third building that went down on 9-11 he's trying to get into like

00:47:43.460 top secret facilities i was a former governor i was the navy seal why won't you let me in i don't

00:47:49.220 understand oh and a lot of people forget that i was also the w world wrestling federation heavyweight

00:47:55.860 champion of the world and i'm the only wrestler that vince doesn't own my character which helped me

00:48:01.540 gain the governor of minnesota's position and i changed that whole state around in under three years

00:48:09.220 now i understand i love his pierce uh yeah those are with his tassels on his jacket

00:48:20.260 yeah he's got like a vietnam veteran hat on every single time just letting you know that i am a vietnam

00:48:27.620 veteran oh i think the clip of him and jim norton where he almost like punches jim norton in the skull

00:48:34.260 no he does like jim and sam or whenever and maybe it was opie and opie anthony yeah one of those like

00:48:43.220 old shock jock radios and he goes you're not gonna respect a veteran in your impressions

00:48:49.780 like jim norton knows he has him on the rope so he's like i'm gonna keep pressing this guy to

00:48:54.420 fucking snap oh man the coveted jesse ventura oppression there's you and there's uh will sasso now

00:49:02.260 all right oh we have to me and my girlfriend used to like watch like two hours of him before

00:49:10.020 going to bed at at night and she would just piss herself she's not very privy to like all the

00:49:16.260 political nonsense until she started dating me and then i started corrupting her mind with all like

00:49:21.780 the fucked up shit showing her sci-fi shows of jesse ventura all 13 episodes available in 360p

00:49:29.700 why can't i go in here we're gonna search underneath the denver airport and find out what's going on

00:49:35.620 here

00:49:38.660 isn't it strange that they have it in the shape of a cube

00:49:45.860 okay we have to end this now i'm afraid um that was great thank you for coming on

00:49:51.060 oh man i'm gonna post this whole segment um it's gonna be great um danger cats on youtube

00:49:58.980 don't forget to follow uncle hack on instagram as well do you have any shows coming up can we throw

00:50:03.220 to anything yeah we have uh we have september 11th doing the danger room at the comedy cave

00:50:10.660 in calgary alberta and then uh we're doing a little bit of a bc tour i don't know the specific dates for each

00:50:19.140 but uh it's uh september 29th to october 1st we'll be in like the okanagan region of british columbia

00:50:28.260 and then uh we're slowly piecing together like a tour to head out east we'll be in like winnipeg

00:50:34.180 brandon ottawa and i believe toronto at some point and then heading further east and then october 7th

00:50:44.580 i lay this bad boy right here on the line all right cut a promo and then we'll let you go

00:50:50.900 listen noah broder i am going to eat you alive in the flesh and i'm not talking on the microphone you

00:51:00.020 cuck i my pen is sharp my tongue is sharper bend over because i'm gonna eat your ass like a raw steak

00:51:06.660 you fucking pussy roast battle champion all right who knows if that's gonna make it in but we'll get

00:51:13.460 it to you anyways you gotta come to toronto i'll come out in toronto i'll try to send the boys out

00:51:19.140 in calgary nice to talk to you thanks for coming on uh keep in touch okay absolutely thanks andrew all

00:51:25.300 all right thanks a lot man

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