Rebel News Podcast - October 15, 2022


Who is Theresa Tam? | Ben Bankas | Andrew Says 94


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 2 minutes

Words per Minute

185.80913

Word Count

11,559

Sentence Count

9

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

27


Summary

In this brand new episode of andrew says they re all special, aren t they? Andrew and Lincoln are back with a brand new version of the same show, and they re back in the house.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 welcome back to a brand new and very special episode of andrew says they're all special
00:00:10.460 aren't they how could you welcome them back if it's the first episode it's not the first episode
00:00:14.680 it's new version of the same show ben banks is here also got tv lincoln jay in the house lincoln
00:00:20.100 jay andrew let's do this uh we went out earlier on the fine streets of toronto with ben double
00:00:27.040 fists as drinks here what's your flavor today i don't know whatever you gave me i wish you gave
00:00:34.140 me the one with the real sugar the aspartame causes dementia and shit so we went out and asked people
00:00:41.240 if they knew who teresa tam is as ben drops a can it's fine we'll clean that up in post um
00:00:48.540 you don't need to cut that i know that was kind of a joke about it spilling we'll clean it up and
00:00:53.980 the show's already better than your old show it's three layers deep thank you um were you
00:00:59.020 surprised that no absolutely zero people knew teresa tam is no i'm not surprised because i
00:01:05.760 told you to ask people that with the specific reason that i knew that everybody was gonna say no
00:01:11.960 well why don't they that seems like a thing like it's the person who told you you have to wear a mask
00:01:17.160 and get vaccinated no only like idiots like me and you and people who listen to this know who she is
00:01:24.400 because they're pissed off whereas everybody else was just going along with it so they never really
00:01:29.340 knew anybody's name they just looked at the tv and saw you know like well cruella what was the
00:01:36.180 davila cruella davila eileen davila eileen davila they don't know who these people are they're just like
00:01:42.300 they told me to do it and i did it and so they don't need to know who they are but if you're
00:01:47.140 pissed off about it you're like yo what's your name oh we also started asking dalila dalila dalila
00:01:54.660 we also started asking people if they would put a mask back on and like when when they took it off
00:01:59.700 and if they would put it back on and everybody said they would everybody that we asked said that
00:02:03.880 they would do probably only like 10 people but they all said they would put a mask back on
00:02:07.540 if the government asked you is that just toronto though do you think i think it's
00:02:13.140 i think it's a lot of people i don't know if it's just toronto i think it's
00:02:19.460 you know i think that outside of toronto people aren't trying to be anything so they can say their
00:02:26.260 or be their real opinions so like i feel like that's why it's like you go to the country more
00:02:31.920 people are like no i'm not gonna put it back on if they told me because they're not trying to like
00:02:37.280 you know you talk to somebody in toronto it's like they're trying to they're running for something
00:02:40.980 they're auditioning for something they're trying to get a career they're trying to um be at university
00:02:46.940 and climb the academic ladder that's why so many people don't want to talk i said that to you
00:02:53.140 it felt like you know if this was 2015 and you went uh up to people and you were doing man on the
00:02:59.880 street stuff so many of them would come up and talk to you but now everybody's terrified of cancel
00:03:05.560 culture and like oh i have a job i can't go on tv and say anything my opinion like
00:03:09.920 short of you know standing outside of a burning building and going yeah that's a fire and that's
00:03:14.480 just not good every it seems like the cool answer now is to have no answer oh i don't know much about
00:03:20.860 that or i don't want to give that opinion and even some of the people that do give their opinion
00:03:26.200 they say well i don't know i'm not an expert or um i'm biased so like it's like nobody wants to
00:03:32.440 actually be responsible for having an opinion well people feel guilty for having an opinion now
00:03:37.520 and they don't feel safe you know being themselves because of all these societal pressures these
00:03:46.880 you know so yeah people are just messed up in the head they don't know how to
00:03:52.000 tell people that they feel a certain way because they're worried about offending or they're worried
00:03:59.500 about sounding off or sounding you know bias or all these words that people are just constantly
00:04:06.220 throwing around that you can be you know you're um what's the other one where you're you know you're
00:04:11.840 a bigot you know you're minimizing or you're whatever so yeah then when somebody has an opinion
00:04:20.680 that's why when i do stand up and people laugh really hard when i say something that's like
00:04:25.660 it's a joke but it's like an actual point of view they laugh because a lot of them have that point
00:04:31.800 of view maybe not all the time but they've thought those things and they're afraid to just express
00:04:39.480 themselves do you think that eventually goes away into nobody caring because there's all my other
00:04:44.040 question is gonna be aren't there already way too many people with opinions i mean everyone's got a
00:04:49.580 podcast we're on right now everybody's got everybody's an influencer well i think it's all about
00:04:54.420 having the most interesting way of not having an opinion well the one person we spoke to i felt like
00:05:01.240 was speaking that way um doesn't want to offend anybody like 16 different qualifiers as to how
00:05:09.540 they're not qualified to make the statement and then give the statement followed by i'm not sure i don't
00:05:15.680 know well it's just the younger generation doesn't understand that you know if you imagine being 18
00:05:22.760 or whatever when the pandemic hit now you're 20 like two years later three years however many years
00:05:29.180 later it's been um i don't know i just hear people laughing are they laughing yeah there's people yelping
00:05:36.020 am i being hilarious um it sounded like a coyote i think the people who the people who are young
00:05:42.540 through the pandemic and weren't on like team this is a little weird and we're just totally with it
00:05:50.320 they're gonna be kind of i think they're gonna be rule followers for a long time probably till they're
00:05:55.920 like in their 30s and then they're like oh you know well especially if somebody else gets voted in if
00:06:02.460 uh double p pierre gets voted in i don't think things will change radically but i think all of a sudden some of the
00:06:08.780 protections such as um you know like that's that's hate speech we're getting interrupted by so many
00:06:18.540 david menzies is uh dressed up like the big titted can we get him on camera oakville can we get david
00:06:25.500 menzies over here thanks um what was i saying now great start no i was saying um that the reason i'm
00:06:34.740 here is because cbc won't work with me and i'm i don't even care i want to be on little mosque on
00:06:41.700 the prairie i want to be what about kim's convenience i do anything but this i do kim's
00:06:46.840 convenience i do i do uh corner gas well how did you feel about um canada last comic standing last
00:06:55.720 thing last person i love how you guys are just doing all this stuff about the person with the
00:07:00.020 um breasts like so late like it's been like three weeks four weeks how long has it been i don't know
00:07:05.520 let's talk five or ten minutes he's very busy you yeah i know he stole my idea i literally did this
00:07:11.720 already and he did this got like 120 000 views on facebook how did you hook up with alex stein over
00:07:18.640 that you he interviewed you as i started i started talking to him in um texas like in 2020 late 2021 i
00:07:30.040 kind of met him i i've heard about his i saw his video and like i messaged him and i was like and
00:07:35.720 he's he was he had actually saw some of my videos and he liked those and so we've kind of been following
00:07:41.560 each other i had him on my old podcast which i deleted for having too many opinions started that
00:07:47.600 episode we're starting uh i deleted all of the episodes i'm starting a new podcast it's called
00:07:53.400 the bank is show you can subscribe to it on youtube youtube.com slash the bank is show um and we're
00:08:00.080 going to be having we're going to have opinions but we're not going to be reckless because not
00:08:08.020 sounds like censorship then well it is because i don't want to i like i want to have a you know
00:08:14.980 so you do work on cbc then of course i do it's a better because i like i could use that to get out
00:08:22.900 of the country i feel like rebel news i'm going to put on a resume to get out of this country and
00:08:27.240 they're going to be like you're a fucking white terrorist that's that's true that's what we all
00:08:31.340 get labeled uh tv's lincoln jay the not censored though more so like this just being having like
00:08:39.900 an opinion that isn't just because so many of my opinions not necessarily the later version of my
00:08:45.200 podcast but when i was in the middle of lockdown like i was going hard just being like swearing and
00:08:53.220 you know over saying certain words and over having over opinionated it's kind of like an over opinionated
00:09:04.920 thing it was just it's like if will smith like slapped a guy like the first year into fresh
00:09:09.420 prince or something it's probably not a good idea for his career you know what i mean pretty much
00:09:13.180 that's that's how i bring it all the way back around to will there we go um but the oakville
00:09:18.660 teacher thing i don't know why i got so annoyed by it but people saying all these things like oh he
00:09:24.540 was a a good teacher and then he decided he wanted to do something he was sick of the woke stuff and
00:09:30.160 they got he got in trouble and then is that even true though see that's the rumor that's why i wanted to
00:09:34.900 bring in lincoln look it up no lincoln was there lincoln's camera man he was molested by the teacher
00:09:42.220 that come from 4chan doesn't it no he's not i don't think he's faking it he's uh apparently allegedly
00:09:48.720 he's been dressing like this for for years apparently it was only apparently it was only on the weekends
00:09:53.980 before but now is going full out he's like a heartbeat his computer is a fucking heartbeat this is
00:10:03.260 you're stepping all over people's toes yeah um so that all those claims just came from a random
00:10:11.620 4chan post that's like the only source there's no interviews with them there's no interviews with
00:10:15.560 students there's no other claims out there other than this random 4chan post and i was listening to
00:10:20.740 what podcast kang and the sting and uh even they were just like yeah this whole backstory and he's he
00:10:27.800 used to be this cool teacher and he wanted to get back at the system because they can't tell him no
00:10:31.400 as stupid as it is as it is and the school board's like we stand behind these people
00:10:35.440 or this guy um it's just that like that inside of the narrative isn't true and i don't know why
00:10:41.800 that bothers me so what what is true that he's that he's just some random she she it's a she
00:10:47.620 that's what's true it's a she it's a she dude we're just avatars i think we're just avatars
00:10:56.600 on this earth we're already in the metaverse we're already in the metaverse so that's why people
00:11:01.840 want to people don't want to associate with what they were born as because it's like all of a sudden
00:11:08.180 we're just in a video game and people it's imagine telling everybody yes that this is a simulated
00:11:13.000 reality this is a video game that we're living in and it's totally random and yes you know it's just
00:11:21.040 that's what life is like people are going to start wearing stuff people are going to start putting
00:11:26.040 stuff on that's all i'm saying it's true that's why there was another teacher wasn't there a teacher
00:11:30.440 in toronto who dresses up like a a stuffed animal lincoln is that true lincoln there's a there's a
00:11:36.020 teacher in i think toronto who is a furry was a furry this is the next phase of becoming we're it's
00:11:45.420 like being in a video game chat room and people have the avatars of like somebody's r chat i'm a cat
00:11:51.020 i'm a dog what was the meme from the vr chats my queen not that i'm associating a teacher wore black
00:11:57.840 face in 2021 in toronto in parkdale in parkdale in parkdale is the only like in the metaverse you
00:12:07.380 won't be able to just be blackface no you'll have to either be black or be justin trudeau avatar
00:12:14.540 you can probably do that when you think about that the fact that that isn't talked about more
00:12:20.360 i think like jesse waters refers to him as president or prime minister blackface
00:12:24.320 but any other politician uh jesse waters a fox host okay in any event um
00:12:33.440 no looking at lincoln um he's often a different he's often a different not known
00:12:39.820 not very well known he's a very well known host actually you just don't know what's his name jerry
00:12:45.920 waters jesse waters the point you can look it up how many views is jesse what he's how many followers
00:12:51.640 you have a lot i bet you like a million i bet you probably what he has um jesse waters has
00:12:58.280 what do you think andrew how much on what twitter well on twitter 800 000 i'm gonna guess
00:13:05.360 i'm gonna guess 700 1 1.8 mil who's this guy okay well i don't know who he is that wasn't even the
00:13:15.320 point you took this point and extrapolated it and we're on a 10 minute tangent with jesse waters
00:13:20.220 but the point was no nobody talks about how the prime minister wore blackface so many times he
00:13:26.020 can't even it's almost a meme to even mention it over and over again because it's so ridiculous
00:13:30.460 yes how come people don't mention this more that's because it's absolutely insane imagine trump did i
00:13:37.620 hate to do that it's the same idea it's it's the same it's a it's similar tactics as um you know
00:13:47.180 like in a country like say china where you know that the government or you know you know that the
00:13:53.520 leader has done really bad things and hurt people and they're just like no he's amazing but here
00:14:00.840 instead you know it's like a little different it's just he did blackface so much he didn't he's done a
00:14:06.820 lot of stuff though i mean he's done stuff but i mean he hasn't done like we don't have like a
00:14:11.240 jing jang province you know like we don't have we but i'm saying that there are countries where
00:14:16.800 it's that bad and they're still like no he's great so because the government's the government's own the
00:14:24.240 media the government's own the media and the people aren't getting most people aren't getting
00:14:28.860 their information other than the tv as you saw most people today didn't even know who teresa tam was
00:14:34.400 so people just aren't paying attention so that's how justin trudeau is able to get away with wearing
00:14:38.360 blackface because most people just don't care they want to watch netflix they want to go to the
00:14:42.720 bar they just they don't care wrapped up in what he did and you know in some ways isn't that the way
00:14:50.140 it should be where you could do blackface and i think the bigger issue isn't that he wasn't fired
00:14:56.280 the bigger issue is that everybody else who does the same thing that he does is fired so the fact that
00:15:03.740 he you know what i'm saying so it's like yes either he should be fired or everybody else the teacher who
00:15:09.060 wore blackface as a joke you know maybe they shouldn't be fired because the prime minister
00:15:14.960 didn't get fired for it but that's i mean that and that's not me saying my that's just that is the
00:15:20.200 hypocrisy of it i think well you kind of counteract that these days for your politician by just saying
00:15:25.800 the lines so his thing after was i'm i've always been surrounded by layers of privilege and i didn't
00:15:31.340 know who i was hurting and blah blah blah the new premier of alberta she came out and said the other
00:15:36.540 day that the unvaccinated were the most persecuted people in the history of canada and today she comes
00:15:42.220 out with a statement saying no no obviously i didn't mean other than oppressed minorities in the
00:15:46.520 country so even conservatives have like their lines that they think they have to read if they get in
00:15:51.020 trouble they can't like i don't know why she would say that in the first place i mean uh because people
00:15:57.080 want to say dumb things now the dumber the thing the more attention you get for it the the bigger the
00:16:04.900 flub the more offensive uh by accident it's almost like miss we did the misinformation versus disinformation
00:16:12.600 there should be a word for you know being like viral without knowing it you know because that's
00:16:21.320 but without like necessarily like politicians are viral all the time but they don't necessarily know
00:16:30.560 why they're just being politicians and that stuff is just so inflammatory to people that they create
00:16:37.860 rebel news something right like there has to be there's somebody has to listen and care that's true
00:16:44.520 i just think in terms of the theresa tam thing if like somebody's telling you you have to stay inside and
00:16:50.480 put on a mask you don't even know who that is that seems a little weird to me that's like you go to
00:16:54.720 work and and they're just like you got to stay home and you say why oh the boss said so okay but you
00:17:01.900 don't even know who your boss is what it has to do with what the mask what what what did you said it
00:17:08.220 has to do with mask wearing i'm saying how do you not even know who the person who's forcing you
00:17:12.520 to wear a mask and stay at home is how do you just not have even the curiosity like oh who's saying
00:17:16.680 that the government.tm okay i think it's lincoln said it people are just people are dumb man like
00:17:24.900 they're not trying to be it's not like we live in you know the renaissance where people are gathering
00:17:31.080 around with their tea and the parisian shops going what do we think of the king and should we get rid
00:17:37.480 of him and have do you understand the policies of the north and we don't give a crap like we just
00:17:43.020 literally go around every day you know what people think about during the day most people
00:17:47.800 they're like where am i gonna stop to take a shit on this hour and a half drive that i have to my
00:17:55.840 i'd like to point out i've never not commute yeah but i've never not been premiered prepared for a
00:18:01.540 commute in terms of doing that but i'm just saying that that is like a bigger issue or like where am i
00:18:06.720 should i get burger king or oh but you know like people aren't going oh my god theresa tam
00:18:13.580 yeah but she's made a new announcement oh my god and the people who are following me on instagram
00:18:18.400 thank you very much please give me money on patreon oh my god my restaurant's closed my i can't pay my
00:18:22.780 bills those people are gonna know there's gotta be some sort of if their restaurant's closed it's
00:18:27.760 been closed for a bit people have a responsibility like you just don't care about the things that
00:18:32.740 happen to you that's a person who doesn't like well rent to pay or a person who doesn't you know
00:18:37.800 they don't care until it starts affecting them directly or affecting you directly basically but
00:18:44.180 even then they don't care like rent is at we were driving around on the way here and we found saw a
00:18:50.080 place that said bachelor available it was like two grand yeah we looked it up for fun and are there
00:18:56.180 you know there's like two protests a year where people like lower the rent and then they just don't
00:19:01.620 and then they just keep raising it and they'll this is a politician will be like we're gonna do a
00:19:06.620 thing where they can only raise it by 40 a year or whatever crazy like three percent i know but i'm
00:19:14.440 just saying that their argument though that's why there's a problem is because even the idea that
00:19:19.360 it's never gonna get less expensive to live like okay good things can actually change that i hate this
00:19:25.940 idea that things can't change well they're it's inevitable but are they going to that's a better
00:19:31.600 inflation is is a is a um the worldwide uh it's a symptom of you know of of modern monetary policy
00:19:43.240 and mixed with them um trying to uh lower or raise the interest rates and it's you know people are
00:19:53.320 going to start buying homes now right but if the if the interest rates keep going up then a lot of
00:19:58.640 people there's it's just going to be a disaster right so you should just start your next set with
00:20:02.800 that first thing you say on stage the inflation rate is a product of monetary policy see how many
00:20:09.880 laughs you get with that just well is it is it not true it's true i just thought that'd be funny
00:20:14.960 sorry i'm trying to sound smart too what's what am i supposed to just be a am i just a clown to you
00:20:19.940 that's right you are sorry i'm smarter than you the guy was yell i want to let everybody know what
00:20:26.140 a day with ben banks is like yelling at me to buy him lunch yelling at me to buy him snacks because i
00:20:31.060 do all this for free do i not no i pay you people are entertained right now people are at home going
00:20:38.640 i'm loving this this is so much better than andrew's old show that i never watched
00:20:44.320 than andrew's that's not true you've been on it and people watched that episode you get mean
00:20:51.140 am i being mean i'm joe get mean you get a ball rolling of mean like lincoln said no that's fair
00:20:58.500 i know you have you you look small man syndrome or something that's fair it's fair i'm not even the
00:21:06.460 smallest is that what a small man syndrome would sound like and you have no idea how good you are at
00:21:13.220 getting made fun of in a way it's actually it's so entertaining that's why you look dead in the
00:21:19.220 camera too while we're laughing and you're like not true
00:21:22.960 that's why i want to do like a like this what you did you created a great little space for this
00:21:31.560 this is exactly what you want thank you you're living your dream right now my sign this is literally
00:21:35.820 i feel like i'm in if i don't see the lights and stuff and i just look at you and go like this
00:21:39.920 it looks like i'm in a dream world of the light andrew's dream world of the perfect podcast
00:21:45.180 with ben bankers and we're gonna we're gonna cut it all out we're only gonna leave the
00:21:51.100 really boring british imperialist um i think you're so i think you do have a british voice in your head
00:21:57.720 there is a british voice that comes out the guy the rebel news guy yes rebel news hello yes it sounds
00:22:05.680 rebel news sounds sexier with well and i guess everything does with a british accent
00:22:10.820 is there a french is there a french rebel news yeah alexa oh like quebec france yeah
00:22:18.100 no there's no france french lincoln's like watching tiktoks yeah he's watching misunderstood tiktoks
00:22:25.120 what's your most popular who has been more popular your theresa tam impression trudeau ford
00:22:30.600 like statistically statistically
00:22:34.740 that's tough because probably i guess the theresa tam videos are probably pretty popular
00:22:43.880 people say they're popular i don't know the last time you did doug ford for us that
00:22:48.900 hit a couple hundred thousand what was that uh you talking over doug ford doing a speech
00:22:54.740 yeah and he's like oh my god i can't even do it but talking about his daughters i kind of like
00:22:59.600 oh my god some of that stuff that i mean i'm just so crazy some of the stuff i was saying but did they
00:23:04.780 ever reach out to you the daughters one of the daughters followed me in for a bit and i think she
00:23:09.400 was like you're funny or something or retweeted something but then of course they're like they're
00:23:15.100 you know their parents were like you can't support but it's also like what like i'm honestly like i
00:23:22.540 think there's some of the videos that i made that were like okay that's insane but i don't know
00:23:28.560 just like there's like ones where it's just like him farting and stuff and like the ones where he's
00:23:35.320 talking about eating tim's all gotta stop by and get some tim's it's like somewhere between bubbles
00:23:40.200 and and somebody else just so stupid but it is again i think it was just how a lot people laugh
00:23:46.140 because they're like when they watch him that's really what they hear is bubbles he is kind of like
00:23:50.200 just that pure you know pure canadian like oh we're from otobicoke and we're you know my kids
00:23:57.880 played hockey my kids my kids my grandson's on the ice already you know like it's just you that's what
00:24:03.540 you hear when he's like we're locking her down and he never was like that he was like always about to
00:24:08.200 laugh every time he would talk about he'd be like we're gonna we're gonna have to go into lockdown
00:24:13.220 and he would he would say he'd act like he was so sad about it but you could tell that he really
00:24:17.440 just wanted to be like like because he's you know it's funny really i mean dude i would trade
00:24:24.780 i would trade everything all my comedy success which isn't even that much considering i'm on this
00:24:31.100 show right now but um i would trade it all i would trade being on this show to stand in front of the
00:24:38.240 whole country or province and tell them that we're locking it down i think that's the reason i think
00:24:43.040 that's the true reason that i'm so good at making fun of them is because i truly wish i was that
00:24:47.480 i wish i could say no you're not getting none of you should go outside a cartman fantasy well yeah
00:24:53.560 because well i don't know have you ever been to niagara falls and you look around you're like we
00:24:57.540 should be locking down maybe more no i actually haven't been to niagara falls or do you ever go to
00:25:02.760 like a really crowded place and you're just like young and done that square perfect example
00:25:08.240 did you not think that some of those people should potentially just be locked in their homes
00:25:12.860 and not be allowed out like ever they're doing on a week like the mustard guy they're the chinese
00:25:18.700 it's just funny to explain that might not be good enough to be in the video so why don't you explain
00:25:22.720 it's funny that uh well maybe you can play put it on the screen but there was a there's a chinese
00:25:29.360 poor chinese guy and he's walking around he looks like a guy looks like he has bells and he's got
00:25:35.720 mustard all over his face and he's going up to people going can you buy me a hot dog
00:25:40.180 and it's just like yeah that's fucking hilarious but you shouldn't be outside you know there should
00:25:47.400 be like a government facility for that guy so you live out the rest of his life i mean that's an
00:25:53.480 actual argument people have uh they need to bring back they used to have that they used to have met
00:25:57.580 yeah they used to and i mean no obviously like my true opinion is that those are horrific and we
00:26:02.240 shouldn't but there's part of me that's like maybe maybe we test it out or maybe we do an
00:26:07.320 experiment on a few people you know like i'm just saying that things that were all pissed like i was
00:26:13.280 pissed off about how being in the pandemic and all that stuff but like you know maybe we deserved it a
00:26:20.000 little bit not all of us maybe that's gonna be the name of your book maybe we deserved it a little
00:26:25.780 bit a post-pandemic recap by ben bankers well i mean audio you can't look you can't imagine we
00:26:32.320 never had the pandemic would our life even be fun we would i feel like we all would have been dead
00:26:37.420 by now two years of just not lock you know how many car accidents were avoided by lockdowns
00:26:43.540 environmental goals as well greta's very happy greta's not happy though is the thing have you seen
00:26:48.820 before i move on to greta the environmental thing i just i i i think that the environment didn't
00:26:57.200 really get that much better doug ford swallowing a bee though where were you when that happened
00:27:01.540 i don't know probably on instagram
00:27:05.520 seeing everybody post it going oh yeah i don't even i think i made a short clip of that sometimes
00:27:14.060 people are just like you have to do this yeah and i'm like oh i really don't want to do it but i'm
00:27:19.620 like i'll do it and then it'll like be so like people you you pretty much were the one who was like
00:27:25.400 put the tits on put that wig on and i was like okay and i was like to my fiance like should we do
00:27:33.040 should i do it yes okay do it and i have they now you told him to do he's got way he got the real
00:27:39.540 breasts he's got the real things is he over there no but i'm so jealous he um that's my bit with
00:27:48.460 people he's gonna go he's so excited i like to message people whose profession i'm not in and tell
00:27:54.640 them ideas but i gotta do it seldomly because i don't want to be i don't want people telling me
00:27:59.040 hey you should do this this i like doing that too i i told you i tell you what to do i want to be your
00:28:03.020 producer i text bryson gray and be like you should make a song about this who's that i'm a rapper
00:28:08.580 uh you're a rap fan yeah like a freedom rapper he is yeah oh god he's good though i wouldn't
00:28:15.920 listen to it if it wasn't good i don't believe in him yeah that's what i believe in the freedom
00:28:20.200 in the world it's not like that it's not like a michael jackson song trudeau locked us down i don't
00:28:26.100 know what you got a frown on my face oh he's not from canada no but you should now here's an idea
00:28:31.760 for you become a freedom rapper just do a sketch as a freedom rapper that's pretty good that's
00:28:37.100 pretty good you in a do-rag with a sweatband over that is pretty funny yeah that is yo i wish i was
00:28:42.680 free but i live in winnipeg it's sad out here you gotta do before ryan long does it yeah show ryan
00:28:49.760 long from the same town as me yeah i feel like ryan's over canada wouldn't you be i would be if
00:28:56.100 i could yeah but i feel like there's i still like it's still your home it's like when you know
00:29:03.820 still my home i still almost care more about canadian stuff than american stuff but we could
00:29:11.940 do stuff and it wouldn't affect any other country well i think we're starting because we're becoming
00:29:17.260 such a global community i think that people are starting to i almost feel like more people know
00:29:22.860 like trudeau is around the world than yeah true is definitely like a known character because he was
00:29:30.340 so bad like the trucker stuff got him pretty well known once you start seizing people's bank accounts
00:29:35.940 and uh the pastor stuff like so he hits all these different markets right like he does blackface and
00:29:41.740 black people are probably just like either that's funny or that's really offensive goes to india makes a
00:29:46.360 fool of himself a lot of this indian people are just like who the hell is that guy um truckers so
00:29:51.880 truckers across the world or it's like what they're seizing people's bank accounts uh so many of these
00:29:56.620 like he hits all these different markets uh for to enrage people so i feel like that's why he's so well
00:30:02.760 known around the world yeah australia probably loves him yeah i don't know i think a lot i think
00:30:08.760 he like a lot of liberals like him from around the world like liberals in the states are like
00:30:14.920 oh justin trudeau it's just so amazing because they're on a club man they're all in this but
00:30:21.160 this aren't we in a club we're in a club house i mean i suppose but like i don't want to make
00:30:27.480 anybody stay inside everybody's in clubs you have to choose a club even if you don't really belong
00:30:32.240 people will be like ah you mostly belong so you can come over here what club are you in
00:30:36.160 forest hill club i'm in the trying to delete my podcast so i can get a jfl taping club just for
00:30:44.460 laughs for the people who don't know what that is yeah i grew up watching a lot of just for laughs
00:30:48.320 backstage with bender i was a big fan of that i want to work for just for laughs i want to do it
00:30:53.220 because i always watched it growing up and uh yeah who who who's the guy who was on like cbc and
00:31:01.380 all the canadian channels indian guy yeah no he's super funny yeah from halifax um dave chappelle of
00:31:09.040 course early on there everybody's on jfl but my thing is you know i'm trying to grow my following
00:31:17.480 i'm trying to be funny and i'm trying to i'm trying to be myself you know what i there's another
00:31:24.960 question i wanted to ask you and we'll put it behind the paywall so this is a time to ask to tell
00:31:30.180 people uh rebelnewsplus.com eight dollars a month to get the bonus segment and you'll get the story
00:31:36.300 we're about to ask ben about being canceled so you'll get the full streeter video that we did
00:31:41.800 extended footage of that and you'll get the extra bonus segment of this interview if you go to
00:31:45.600 rebelnewsplus.com and sign up today for this show i think you have camel toe a bit i think you have
00:31:50.640 camel toe a bit good thing we just moved beyond the paywall moose knuckle even the club that canceled
00:31:57.360 you now i know you do a lot of yuck yucks you do the royal comedy theater this is paywall stuff yeah
00:32:03.160 but this is the club that canceled you so how does i swear now you could always swear but how does that
00:32:09.740 happen what the cancellation walk us through uh
00:32:15.740 i put my whole family in a car to go and stay at my dad's in toronto to
00:32:22.640 not even watch me do this show because my girl was gonna just stay with the baby
00:32:29.600 but then halfway there i got an email saying that you know whatever that it's not they can't do it
00:32:38.580 because they're offended by some of the stuff that i've talked about or said
00:32:43.220 and and i actually did a show there two weeks before that i opened for a comedian named joe list
00:32:49.620 he's he's louis ck's opener louis ck's opener and he uh just did a movie with louis ck and
00:32:57.800 so i opened for him and i did well it was like two or three shows i forget and uh apparently one
00:33:06.820 staff member was upset or something like that so they uh just told me that they can't do it
00:33:15.020 so they can't did they go through like a list and cancel a bunch of people because i heard that uh
00:33:20.480 danny from right speaking of ryan long his podcast he was also canceled was it the same
00:33:25.560 danny danny polishuk was uh he was i don't know i think that they didn't do his either that
00:33:33.520 weekend i don't know so they just went through and it's like these people are offensive we can't have
00:33:38.680 them yeah i mean that's what it is now right it's like oh this person was offended who works here
00:33:46.640 you know um shout out mark breslin he was like you know if that was my club and somebody came up to
00:33:54.100 me and said i can't work you know i feel offended by this guy like who was who worked there a staff
00:33:59.740 member he'd be like you know take the night off then don't show up yeah you're too offended don't
00:34:04.420 show up why would we cancel this guy's show uh i think it was shitty because i you know i i was gonna
00:34:10.140 record it professionally and stuff um but i think it actually worked out better for me because
00:34:16.280 now i'm keeping a lot of that i'm still working on a lot of that material
00:34:20.900 my new hour my last hour is please wear a mask available on youtube for free great um youtube.com
00:34:28.960 slash ben bank is comedy um but
00:34:32.740 i'm glad it happened it created some buzz you know people were saying why don't you go sue them
00:34:41.160 i'm like why why would i waste time i guess it could have created some more publicity but
00:34:50.900 i'm just trying to like i said bang out some funny stuff make people laugh and i'm what i'm realizing
00:34:59.060 is there's so many more people that like i when i put out the special in june or july i thought okay
00:35:06.100 you know i gotta move on i gotta do but i just want to keep posting stuff about that special and
00:35:12.340 bits from it because i'm getting so many new followers and they haven't seen what i was posting
00:35:16.140 you know three months ago four months ago so kind of re going oh hey yeah this joke which is not like
00:35:24.900 if you're a ben bank is fan it's like that's like a classic joke now that i the what's it what's it
00:35:32.140 called joke with the uh the please wear a mask joke which is how i start the special which is i
00:35:38.100 say it's a spoiler alert but i say that um you know if you're driving home drunk tonight just please
00:35:44.160 wear a mask because you can't get pulled over that's right right because the the cops will be
00:35:51.000 like that's either uber eats or just some loser right so i um i think that the canceling of those
00:36:00.180 shows and and stuff like that if they try to come out it just works against them like i feel like
00:36:04.800 if that show happened nobody would have known i probably i sold more tickets and made more money
00:36:10.800 because they canceled it and we did more we did more shows but we made more money it was more work
00:36:16.080 but the royal comedy theater is just down the street right so the recount i heard from somebody
00:36:22.160 who was like we walked down the street but i don't know if how true this was but people said
00:36:26.880 they followed you down the street did that actually happen where like they said they found it was
00:36:33.540 canceled when they were there they were coming to the show and they said there it was they found out
00:36:38.500 it was canceled and they walked down the street i don't know i think somebody said they like followed
00:36:42.720 you down the street but that seems like it's impossible there was another fatter guy that they
00:36:47.500 probably thought it was me ben do you get recognized a lot when you're you're walking around
00:36:52.300 uh not a lot but sometimes i'd say not a lot do people message you a lot uh when i put out
00:37:02.780 something they'll message me a lot not i don't know but what's a lot you know like okay 20 people
00:37:09.080 maybe it's not like a thousand people are like oh my god like at once you know there's definitely a
00:37:15.080 lot of people that have messaged me you're so i try to message them back but um if i see it's weird
00:37:22.300 like i'll see somebody like i was at a small restaurant in near london ontario kamoka and some
00:37:30.640 guy was like are you ben bank like it's really random right and then once i was like sometimes
00:37:36.880 it's like an old jewish couple and they're like we saw you at the jewish comedy festival
00:37:40.980 like they don't actually follow me or anything they're like we actually physically saw you in
00:37:45.760 so yeah it's it's not like crazy i feel like it was crazier like in the midst of like when there
00:37:55.780 was still lockdowns and stuff people would because i was like saying doing the tam show i don't know i
00:38:01.580 don't even know fanfare at that time i mean it created the chris guys and the uh right the pat king
00:38:08.240 people wanted to yeah that's that's what it is people wanted to yeah chris sky has made like 45
00:38:18.940 account yeah he's like super famous accounts he's in a you've seen the rap video he's in
00:38:24.560 no he's in a british anti-lockdown rap video oh my god uh shout out to that guy uh but i don't know
00:38:32.500 see this is the thing is like i'm trying to like i didn't want i don't want to go that route where
00:38:36.660 it's just like every couple months my freaking account's being deleted and i'm starting over
00:38:42.240 and then it's like i'm flying to london oh what are you doing i'm in this random rappers anti-lockdown
00:38:47.640 video you know it's just like i want to be like okay i'm doing the comedy store in london or like
00:38:51.600 you know i want to do comedy and i think that there's you know i try to give the people who love
00:38:57.780 me and want to see me make fun of certain people certain politicians i want to keep doing that but i
00:39:03.560 want people to know like yo i've been doing comedy for 11 years i want to do stand up and sketch
00:39:09.760 like the i want to do more sketches but it's you know i have a kid and i'm out there uh in the middle
00:39:17.340 of nowhere and uh you know i need it but i'm you know i'm working towards that shit you know like i
00:39:26.240 have sketches written and stuff but i want to do like something more like with some money like
00:39:32.400 my patreon was blowing up and i was making a few more grand a month on it then i would be putting
00:39:39.540 it towards like yo let's rent some crazy costumes let's get a couple more cameras let's you know
00:39:45.760 whatever so bro i was listening to rogan and like ari shafir and tom sagira and burt kreischer
00:39:51.260 talking and they're all talking about their careers and coming up right and i think i don't
00:39:55.720 know i think it was everyone but rogan or rogan was like just getting into his late 20s before they
00:40:00.800 reached any sort of like real pivotal point you know some of them not until they hit their 40s right
00:40:07.020 so i think it's just putting in the time and work you know it just takes time and like you know
00:40:12.440 there's days where i post something and it gets a ton of views and people are like oh my god how do i
00:40:17.080 not know about this guy oh my god i want to be i'm his fan now you know and then there's days where
00:40:22.540 i just post something it's garbage and people are like this sucked and then like at 2 a.m i'm like
00:40:27.520 hi and i'm like i'm deleting this you know what i mean like so and then people like where did that
00:40:32.300 video i'm like shut up you know where it went went in the freaking garbage i don't get comments
00:40:36.840 like that on instagram but on my youtube i saw one today it said dear youtube stop suggesting me this
00:40:42.900 sort of stuff and i mean they commented it on my channel which i guess helps but uh is efron there
00:40:48.100 to get me another water i think we can wrap it up now what we're having a great time you want to keep
00:40:53.360 going here's the tv's link how long is it how long have we been we've only done this like 20 minutes
00:40:58.420 we can go longer he says for lincoln's doing it lincoln's being a good guy and he's got the biggest
00:41:04.680 twitter follower in the room dude this is a good podcast studio thank you i think you know what would
00:41:10.260 make it better is uh headphones headphones help with talking over it does it really does but um i
00:41:18.960 think we can i think we can probably do that there's um this table looks like it should be thrown out
00:41:24.440 we just got that table really doesn't have it doesn't fray or anything i don't know but um
00:41:32.000 what about theresa tam that's what would make the podcast better my wife um what if she was here
00:41:38.940 yeah dude she doesn't i i doubt she does anything i think she's no theresa tam walks through the door
00:41:46.680 right now ben what are you saying to her right now she walks through i'd probably get up and say
00:41:54.540 hello dr tam exactly her biggest i'm one of your biggest fans you'd get nervous
00:42:01.920 of course i would well i'd be nervous because i'd be like she's got like probably a secret service
00:42:07.500 around her right i think there'd be so many things flying through your head that you wouldn't know
00:42:10.900 what to say do i make fun i would go i would honestly if i saw if i saw theresa tam in person
00:42:16.900 and she like i i would be like i don't know if you've seen any of the videos that i've made
00:42:25.460 making fun of you over the past three years but i just wanted to say that like i'm sorry
00:42:31.400 like i'm really sorry i don't mean any of this stuff people are insane and they wanted to see me
00:42:39.980 make fun of you and you know i just one day i made fun of you and it was super funny
00:42:43.760 and i got addicted to it and i just couldn't stop making fun of you and i think she would be like
00:42:49.460 it's okay that's what i was thinking too ben it's okay she'd be like don't worry i'm i make
00:42:55.360 four hundred thousand dollars a year she's so rich i would be your like sugar i i wish the government
00:43:02.260 would pay me to stop making propaganda instead of just deleting me be like here's 10k to just never
00:43:07.580 make a toronto theresa tam video ever again 10k flat that's it like a month okay
00:43:13.060 for life and if they ever stop paying i just make one again
00:43:17.520 people love it now i think people almost love it now more than like before in a weird way because
00:43:24.340 it's like if the people who haven't seen me make fun of her for the whole pandemic but are like
00:43:30.600 people who are like i hate her or whatever i hate what she says and then they see my video
00:43:36.360 but i think the people who don't actually hate her can laugh at the video like
00:43:40.220 has anybody actually messaged you but she's a hateable character she's in a hateable position
00:43:45.680 like i mean you know you don't go with that's the whole that's why it's like yeah she should
00:43:50.200 be allowed to be made fun of because bro everybody's made fun of rogan people do make
00:43:56.240 fun of rogan you know they're but they're doing it in a friendly way you know people that like
00:44:00.020 rogan don't like rogan they're still laughing at all like i hate there was a point where i really
00:44:04.280 hated her there was i i don't hate her anymore but i i think i did really hate her when you know
00:44:12.040 the lockdowns were first happening and she was saying saying crazy shit and saying that you know
00:44:16.860 wear a mask for sex and all that kind of stuff and it was just it was just mind-blowing like i just was
00:44:22.420 my i just never experienced government people get it going that far into people's lives like
00:44:30.020 she's the first person that i've seen in my whole life just come in front of us and go this is what's
00:44:35.040 happening and this is it was a lot and i think she knows that too i think she's like embarrassed like
00:44:40.960 kind of like yeah that's why she wrote that article like oh i saved 800 000 lives pull up that art
00:44:46.920 thing she wrote uh if you could please she type in teresa tam um 800 000 did anybody get mad at
00:44:55.320 you make fun of pierre paulio yeah they do i didn't even know like i just way more people get
00:45:02.920 mad that i get made fun of him then or if i make fun of the other day i made fun of i didn't even make
00:45:08.880 fun of but we were talking i did a posted clip of my podcast uh patreon podcast behind my paywall
00:45:16.380 and we talked about ben shapiro and jordan peterson we didn't even we just mentioned their name we were
00:45:22.440 saying that like this generation doesn't have the same type of dads that like previous generations
00:45:28.560 had and that's why everybody's like looking to like a jordan peterson like a ben shapiro to be like
00:45:34.500 their dad right and then my buddy was joking he's like you need to do that you need to be ben shapiro
00:45:40.220 that's true you do right okay here's the thing can't be doing this right but so i posted that and
00:45:46.480 some guy was like can you please go back to making fun of the people that are actually the problem
00:45:51.580 and can you it's just like i you can't even mention that's the that's what sucks too when you
00:45:57.160 said which club are you in and i said that you know personally i don't think i fit into either club
00:46:02.940 you said everybody's in a club so i have to be in a club but you're not in a club no i'm in a club
00:46:07.280 but i don't fit but you have to go in anyway there's no you're not in no man's land unless you're
00:46:12.820 like those people that we tried to interview on the street or just like i don't just don't know
00:46:17.080 anything and you know basically but they're in some other club they're you know but there's the
00:46:23.240 two main clubs the right the left the right do the same things the let they complain that the left do
00:46:29.140 the left it's like there's like there's like there's times when the left like all the time if i went
00:46:33.620 up if i made fun of pierre paul avev only and like made fun of all the hillbillies who didn't want to
00:46:38.880 get the jabs and stuff and well i've done those jokes too but but exclusively you know what people
00:46:46.380 get more mad i'm telling you there's people go oh cancel concert from the left i feel like it's all
00:46:51.640 corporate now because people don't really i feel like it's all people on the right being like getting
00:46:57.720 pissed off like well there's the one girl i think who from the left is canceling people in canada
00:47:03.960 recently like the girl in canada i don't know but the girl from i think it's more like there's just a
00:47:08.500 wall and you can't even get past it if you're not on that side i think not as many people are
00:47:13.520 calling for cancellations anymore it's more like civilians call for that and then companies sort of
00:47:18.380 do it to save face beforehand before they think it's going to get out like disney's going to take
00:47:23.280 something off if they think it's racist before people actually complain that it's racist you know
00:47:26.920 what i mean but there's so many things out there like the young turks aren't out there being like
00:47:32.160 take this person off the air because they're on the internet and they know people would want to do it to
00:47:36.240 them not to defend big chain like for me it's like there's so many pages out there like there's
00:47:41.360 no point like if people don't like them they're just not going to go there and i think even like
00:47:45.560 the people on the left started to realize like they they're just driving those people page views at the
00:47:51.660 end of the day if they're just being like cancel this person right well what i'm saying is that
00:47:56.840 there's like when you ask if i make fun of pierre and people get mad they do
00:48:01.640 my followers are like he is saving the country and then somebody will be like actually he's part of
00:48:08.580 the global elites trying to and then like somebody will be like you don't know anything i know the
00:48:13.540 video where he shook the hand with the guy and then you know it's just there's like infighting
00:48:19.340 and the left doesn't have that they don't have infighting they don't people just and even though
00:48:26.340 people disagree they just keep their mouth shut like with you know any gender ideology stuff and
00:48:33.460 the people on the left who don't necessarily agree with it but they just keep their mouth shut
00:48:37.260 so there's no infighting i saw this post where's people that's like less democratic to me
00:48:42.360 i saw this post of a 21 year old who's transitioned into a guy this girl she says she's 21 she's she looks
00:48:50.020 like a 40 year old man now her hair is balding she's got glasses looks like she looks like you
00:48:53.840 she looks like me i'm not balding that's offensive oh yeah um so so she's like reminder i'm 21 my hair
00:49:04.020 is falling out i was born a woman i'm trans now all the all the comments from like people with trans
00:49:10.880 flags and rainbow flags and everything and blm stuff it's like how did you not know this was going to
00:49:16.400 happen or did you think you were going to be brad pitt when you transitioned like they're angry that
00:49:20.860 the person's unhappy with their transition and that's like the in wait what that's like the
00:49:25.600 silencing of like any infighting that i see is like this person transit they did what you wanted
00:49:31.060 to do they you wanted them to identify as something they decided they want to transition into a guy and
00:49:36.200 now that they don't like what actually happened then they're they hate them and again now they would
00:49:40.460 hate them if they were against who's they are but aren't the people like commenting me stuff
00:49:45.780 yeah but aren't they those people on the right correct aren't they on the right no like i said
00:49:52.720 these are people with trans flags in their bios saying oh you're what did you expect yeah like
00:49:57.900 the trans girls basically coming out and you know and not she's not fully admitting but basically
00:50:04.740 saying i shouldn't have this is the consequences of transitioning so the people are so hardcore that
00:50:09.820 they're like you don't dare say that yeah you enjoy what you did yeah did you one of them was
00:50:15.580 like did you expect yourself to look like brad pitt when you train you know what's interesting about
00:50:19.880 that and you know i don't really have an necessarily uh i don't want to have an opinion
00:50:25.960 that uh would bar me from doing a halifax comedy festival but um which i'm auditioning for tomorrow
00:50:34.280 and winnipeg please uh please choose me but isn't that kind of like a religion where
00:50:41.720 you know if you get baptized or something or you go start going to church and you're like
00:50:45.700 i don't like church and then everybody's like blasphemy you're going to hell no and i mean and i
00:50:52.780 mean no harm by that statement other than is that not are there not some similarities what's the word
00:51:00.320 for it and i mean it's the same as like a family who's like when you're like dad i don't want to
00:51:05.080 play hockey and they're like god damn it everyone all my kids played hockey my dad's dad and my dad
00:51:12.540 right so um it's just humber you know it's just it's just people in their different groups and they
00:51:19.260 want control over the the newcomers to the group it's like when you join a frat they what do they do
00:51:24.660 they haze you they're like what you didn't want to you don't like this you don't like this
00:51:29.200 so there's a trans hazing there's you know there's a there's a hazing period when you join
00:51:36.020 the trans frat and they're like what you don't like this you don't like it you don't like what
00:51:43.440 you did like being a too bad neither do we but guess what we're fucking doing it yeah it was wild
00:51:49.420 it's just like they don't like not to say i'm sure there's a lot of people who don't feel that way
00:51:54.160 and they're just like yeah i'm happy with it but i think there's people doing it for show and for
00:51:58.220 oh you know they're like they're not they're not truly like if it was 20 years ago they wouldn't
00:52:05.320 have done it but now that it's like in and they kind of grew up with it they're doing it and i'm
00:52:10.920 not saying that's all of them i'm saying that because 20 years ago there were still people that
00:52:14.060 were trans right so there's always been trans people forever and i think that that's something
00:52:20.400 that we can just acknowledge that that's just been that's happened it's the same that there's
00:52:25.220 been gay people forever whatever it's all been secretive in certain societies when we had religion
00:52:30.620 and other things um controlling those societies so but now i'm just saying that there's people going
00:52:37.400 and doing it because they think that they are maybe they're like maybe you know to everybody else
00:52:44.200 they're like no i'm 100 but in their head they're like yeah i don't know maybe i'm not and then
00:52:49.760 they go with through with it and then they're like oh no and then everybody's like you know so it's
00:52:55.180 to answer your question yes you're trans ben yeah did uh we find this 800 000 thing lincoln
00:53:01.800 was it so she basically um made a report or she publicized a report stating that she
00:53:12.000 she saved so she has written a report giving her agency credit for saving nearly 800 000 canadian
00:53:20.700 lives and preventing nearly two million admissions to canadian hospitals there's zero wait they're just
00:53:28.540 gonna say like this many the funny part is that she wrote it or the funny part is she wrote it
00:53:33.300 herself that's amazing
00:53:34.200 so they wrote it and she reviewed it that's what it sounds like to me she's not right she's getting
00:53:43.200 paid so much like if i was making 372 000 which by the way after tax is like what half 180 or something
00:53:53.160 so 180 which is so stupid because it's like just pay politicians like like it's like here's your
00:54:00.260 income from the government that's from taxpayers and then you're taxed yeah and then it's just like
00:54:05.320 why not just pay them 180 and be like retaking it it's just it just seems complicated to me
00:54:10.580 but uh and and redundant but anyway she if i was making 180 grand after tax doing comedy in canada
00:54:19.920 uh i would be uh you know i just i'd be partying a lot compared to tam compared to tam i don't think
00:54:30.780 tam is out there partying like tam should party she should do something cool stop you know what i mean
00:54:38.480 like be a celebrity like she is a celebrity just be a celebrity go out theresa tam at
00:54:46.260 he's walking down in yorkville you know what i mean like who are you wearing yeah let's just go
00:54:52.080 that might as well aoc does it exactly i just want to see more of tam but i do do you think that my
00:54:58.520 videos make tam nervous to do speeches i don't no i don't think she pays attention at all do you think
00:55:06.420 she's seen them ever no you really think she's never seen one i don't think she uses the internet
00:55:11.440 like that she's going there to i don't even like she's probably checking her email look at micro
00:55:17.260 they just get drunk they're like teresa have you seen this it's just moving like
00:55:28.580 kamala harris dated montel is what i was going to say montel williams would you didn't she have
00:55:34.640 didn't he have like two girlfriends at the time i have no there's like a video of her with him and
00:55:38.780 there's like two chicks hopefully i think it was his daughter actually she was just like 20
00:55:42.620 oh um would you work with kenny hots yeah i love kenny hots he won't respond by emails he once did
00:55:50.880 yeah i don't want to respond to your emails he used to respond i wish you would change
00:55:54.600 your profile picture and your handle andrew does i hate it i hate seeing it um can you change it
00:56:03.320 without i just want to i want to just make it what's your stupid last name chapados okay yeah
00:56:09.680 andrew chap there you go not only that's not available dog andrew chap that's not available
00:56:15.220 have you checked i checked i'm just saying my first choice obviously i have an andrew says tv
00:56:22.120 on instagram why don't just andrew says andrew tv take it andrew dvd then i have to go back and
00:56:34.320 change the thing on everything it is what it is what's the problem some people have like
00:56:38.440 the worst instagram names and you can't okay just change your profile picture get like a professional
00:56:44.540 headshot i have those why do i need that because you're a professional my twitter ones like that
00:56:51.720 is it you want me to change it to that let's see your twitter one this is my twitter one we're
00:56:56.000 gonna i think i do remember your twitter pictures way better we just put my twitter picture on this
00:57:00.740 actually it's not real it's it's all people are gonna listen to this podcast this podcast is
00:57:05.060 available everywhere right it is available everywhere yeah that's better
00:57:09.220 this part no the so how much is not the audio version is available everywhere in full
00:57:16.320 in full yeah so then what's the incentive to watch the video dude everybody you can also just put like
00:57:25.160 20 minutes of it just do like a thing at the end and say if you'd like to watch the rest of this
00:57:32.740 podcast we did that you were here doesn't that make sense what no i know we did that but you're
00:57:40.540 saying that the whole thing's available audio everywhere yeah okay that's good that's good i like
00:57:44.220 that that's fine they get clips i'm okay with that your face eight tons here
00:57:49.500 he's not gonna like you dead naming him like that is that his old name i don't know
00:57:56.520 i think that he uh he wants to have a kid now that i have a kid is that true yeah do you want to
00:58:04.260 make a comment for me i think you can hear us well he looks a lot like he's like how old's your kid
00:58:08.720 a couple days old that's what he said to me i was like what like three months old
00:58:14.000 um are we done no no we're not done i can just why is it let's just close that
00:58:21.740 just close that door yeah we've been really distracted here this usually doesn't happen
00:58:27.340 that's because menzies he didn't even come in he was supposed to come in i think he he was like
00:58:33.560 showing off to me like look i'm funnier than you i'm better than he really does he was wasn't he he's
00:58:38.720 kind of flexing like you think you're funny yeah i bought the real he's going i spent five hundred
00:58:45.000 dollars where is he going you put balloons on and got two hundred thousand views i spent five hundred
00:58:50.600 percy yeah he's doing that out of his own pocket where is he going is he going to a
00:58:55.080 oh my god is he see like i want to be able to do like if i worked here maybe i could do oh here he
00:59:04.120 is get in here come on just uh be careful not to hit anything oh my god yeah can you go over is that
00:59:12.400 real here you want to take my seat for a second hairdresser nose for sure take my seat for a second
00:59:18.060 hey can i feel that huh you uh would they really put makeup on you eh oh of course they did
00:59:29.620 you almost you know you know what's funnier is you actually like you have more sex appeal as a woman
00:59:40.080 than as a man oh well it's like my favorite uh bg song uh ben uh more than a woman is that your wife
00:59:48.700 what do you think about this would you peg them
00:59:54.460 peg them fresh peg her sorry sorry for misgendering you i might get fired from the tdsb now
01:00:04.340 for misgendering you when did you uh when did how long do those things take to
01:00:10.040 arrive you know uh very quickly actually ben um uh just uh five why do you
01:00:16.880 fucking eye shadows too much for me all the way from china and um you see they
01:00:24.780 are they made in china well you know they say that necessity is the
01:00:29.100 mother of invention
01:00:31.100 this is the problem this is what happened when i uh put the outfit on is i felt like maybe i you
01:00:39.920 know should be trans you know do you feel that i mean you're having you look like you have lip
01:00:46.420 injections right now i can't handle it well this is the sexiest you've looked well thank you very
01:00:52.540 much i appreciate that but i'm a married woman you know i don't see a ring um excuse me the eyes are up
01:01:00.380 here i know the high i know the high beams are on but keep it professional can i uh
01:01:06.920 they look great honestly i can see how they can become your entire personality because i've got a
01:01:19.100 tremendous backache right now in fact i'm so painful i feel like my uterus just fell out
01:01:25.300 well you better get that fixed
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01:01:43.780 sent aside where they get to the stalling house side where they get to the walk and no side for
01:01:48.920 the people as often rush limbo you know that i'm talking hey rush limbo you know that i'm talking
01:01:55.220 hey look rush limbo you know that i'm sent aside i don't trust a single soul inside need to euthanize
01:02:03.160 sit on their ass while they loot the guys with their suits and ties we rip them off with the strength of
01:02:08.160 gods if i see nancy pelosi or kevin mccarthy fighting like budakide yeah