Tate Speech - July 04, 2022


Tate on Alcohol


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

218.42732

Word Count

825

Sentence Count

71

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

If you don't drink, you don t know what fun is. You don't know what real fun is because you have no idea what it is. And that's why you need to drink a lot of alcohol to have any real fun at all. You have fun when you're drunk because you're hyper and you're ready to do crazy things. But when you are sober, you're not ready for anything like that. You're not prepared to have fun without a glass of wine or a shot of tequila or a whole bottle of vodka or whatever else you want to do to make life a little bit more fun, you have to drink to be able to do that. If you drink too much, you'll lose your mind and you'll end up with a hangover, which is what happens when you start drinking too much. I drink alcohol. I've drunk alcohol through my entire fight career, I drunk alcohol when I was a world-level athlete. To this day, I drink vodka because I think it's fun. And I have nothing against people who don t drink. But if you're going to not drink and pretend to me your life is as fun as when you did drink, then you're a fucking liar. You need to understand why you can't have real fun without drinking. And if you do, you must be a fucking idiot. I challenge anyone who doesn't drink to have a fun life without any amount of alcohol, because it's just not possible. You need a real fun life, it's not possible without a whole lot of booze. And you can t have any fun without any more than you drink, right? You can't be a fun without enough alcohol, you need a good night out and you can have a good life without enough to be a good time without enough booze, you can be fun without all the rest of the stuff you're drinking enough to enjoy your life and you enjoy it and you have enough time to do it and have the rest you need enough sleep to enjoy it. you can do it without all that stuff you want, you just need to get up and go to bed early and get up in the next day and you won't have to go to the gym, you get a full day in the morning and you sleep in a good day, you will feel better than you can go to sleep at night, you are not going to get enough sleep, you ll get enough rest and you will have more rest.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I drink alcohol. I drunk alcohol through my entire fight career. I drunk alcohol when I was a world
00:00:12.480 level athlete. To this day, I drink alcohol. I drink vodka because I think it's fun sometimes.
00:00:18.400 In fact, many times I quit alcohol. I'm getting older now, so I do get hangovers and shit. I'm
00:00:23.020 thinking, what the fuck am I drinking for? It's stupid. But you just end up drinking, don't you?
00:00:26.860 My brother has a saying. He goes, we'll drink some G&Ts and bang some threes.
00:00:33.120 Sometimes they're fours, but whatever. But you always end up drinking alcohol.
00:00:37.480 And you meet people who don't drink. When you drink often enough, you meet people who don't drink.
00:00:41.520 And I have nothing against people who don't drink. If you had a drinking problem in the past or you
00:00:45.820 don't want a fun life, then fine enough, don't drink. But if you're going to not drink and pretend
00:00:50.580 to me your life is as fun as when you did drink, then you're dishonest. You can say,
00:00:55.620 my life is less fun, but I still don't drink alcohol. That's fine. I accept that. But to sit
00:01:01.220 there and say, oh, I don't need to drink. I have fun without drinking. Then you're a fucking liar.
00:01:07.200 Every time I meet one of these people who has fun without drinking, I think, fuck it. No,
00:01:10.580 I need to hang around with this person. This person has fun without drinking. They're permanently drunk.
00:01:16.060 They're like, they must be hyper in their minds. They must be supercharged. And they're permanently
00:01:20.240 ready to do some fucking crazy adventure and wake up the next day in another country with no
00:01:24.800 clothes on. This person must be amazing. But instead of being amazing, they're actually the
00:01:28.880 complete opposite. And they're just boring fucks who don't know what fun is. Of course, you have
00:01:33.860 fun without drinking. If your idea of fun is shit, you have a shit life and you don't know what fun
00:01:40.020 is. Every single time I've had fun while drinking, the kind of shit that went down is not the kind of
00:01:45.760 shit I can put on YouTube. You guys have followed me on Twitter before they banned me again. Remember my
00:01:50.000 little rant of what happened in London when I ended up with crackheads and cocaine and girls
00:01:54.220 fighting and that guy, the drug dealer hitting the guy with a stick. That was because I was drunk
00:01:57.920 out of my fucking mind. I got drunk and I started hanging around with these random people and shit
00:02:01.400 went crazy. That doesn't happen when you're sober. It simply doesn't happen. Every single cool story
00:02:07.080 I'm told begins with, I was drunk or I was high as fuck at the strip club. And then it doesn't
00:02:14.900 start with, oh, I was enjoying my vegan smoothie. And then your life is just mundane and you do
00:02:20.960 mundane things and you have no spontaneity and nothing bad happens. You just have a normal mundane,
00:02:26.500 boring life. And because you still go to the club along with the drunk people, you pretend you can
00:02:31.120 have fun without drinking. You don't know what fun is. I know what fun is. And let me tell you
00:02:35.680 something. It requires booze. I did, uh, if you're, if you're watching this and you don't understand
00:02:40.900 about what happened with the London rant, I did a little video summing up before I got banned from
00:02:44.620 Twitter. Um, I tried to put it on YouTube and they removed it because it's not safe for YouTube
00:02:48.880 because of the huge levels of cocaine. I don't do cocaine, but this dude I was with, he did fucking
00:02:53.520 cocaine. So it's on the website. So check out take shinkai.net. Uh, it'll be on there somewhere
00:02:58.060 and you'll see the London, my London adventure, my vodka fueled London adventure video. And you can
00:03:03.840 see what real fun is. And I challenge anyone who doesn't drink, who has fun to come along with some
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