Tate Speech - July 04, 2022


Tate on Coca Cola


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

165.48224

Word Count

489

Sentence Count

44

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

In this episode I talk about why I don't drink Coke and why you should only drink functional liquids. I also talk about the benefits of going to the gym and how you can get superpowers from it. I hope you enjoy this episode and if you like it please leave a review on Apple Podcasts and I'll read it out to you in the next episode. Thank you so much for any amount you can give me a rating and review, I really appreciate it. If you have any questions or comments please tweet me and let me know what you thought of this episode I'm looking forward to talking to you guys again soon! Timestamps: 0:00 - Why I don t drink Coke 6:30 - Why do you drink Coke? 9:15 - Functional liquids are the only thing you should be drinking 12:40 - Why you shouldn't drink anything that doesn't have a function 16:20 - How to get super powers from anything you drink 17:30- Why you should drink something that doesn t have a purpose 18:00- Why I drink only functional liquids 19:00 Why I only drink water and not non-functional liquids 22:30 23:00 My thoughts on why you shouldn t drink anything you don't need to be drinking anything that isn't going to make you super powerful 24:00 Why you can't have superpowers 25:00 What do you need superpowers? 26: What's the point of a Coke? 27: What are you drinking? 29:00 Should you drink a Coke if you're not getting super powers? 30: Should you be drinking something that does not make you hydrated? 31:00 Do you get enough vitamins and enough calories? 32:00 Is there a point to you get more energy? 35:00 Are you getting enough vitamins? 36:00 Can you drink enough water? 37:00 How do you get hydrated and enough vitamins & minerals? 34:00 Does your body fat? 39: Does your brain have a chance of getting superpowers by drinking enough water or not enough carbs? 45: Is your brain better than you need to drink enough carbs or enough vitamins or enough carbs/water? 44:00 You can't be more than enough carbs and enough protein? 47:00 Don't you need more vitamins and fibre?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I only, we're going to hate this one by the way, I only drink functional drinks.
00:00:09.960 If I'm going to put something in my body I want it to have a function, like I need food
00:00:13.080 to live and I need liquid to live, but if I'm going to drink liquids I like to drink
00:00:16.840 functional liquids.
00:00:18.460 When people drink non-functional liquids I just think why?
00:00:21.640 So I've limited my liquids that I consume to the following, water because it hydrates
00:00:26.520 me.
00:00:30.820 There's random females in my house making noise.
00:00:36.800 Too many women.
00:00:39.340 Anyway, water because it hydrates me, coffee because it gives me energy of some sort or
00:00:45.340 a Red Bull or an energy drink because there's a point to it.
00:00:48.160 I might have an orange juice because it's got some vitamins in there for example, alcohol
00:00:51.740 because I'll get drunk.
00:00:52.860 Like if I look at a liquid I like to see what's the end result of consummation besides the fact
00:00:58.080 that it hydrates me.
00:00:58.980 That's the reason I don't drink Coke.
00:01:01.480 What the fuck does Coke give you?
00:01:03.380 Nothing.
00:01:04.240 Why drink Coke?
00:01:05.300 Why the fuck would you spend three pounds on a Coke when you can have an orange juice,
00:01:08.560 a coffee, and a water?
00:01:09.540 If you have an orange juice, a coffee, and a water you get hydrated, you get energy, and
00:01:13.540 you get vitamins.
00:01:14.460 You get three things.
00:01:15.620 You drink a Coke, you get absolutely fucking nothing.
00:01:18.520 Whatever you drink, whatever you consume in a liquid form should have a function.
00:01:22.500 Now, I'm not saying it has to be healthy.
00:01:24.100 I'm saying it has to be functional.
00:01:26.060 Alcohol is not healthy.
00:01:27.280 But sure, I'll shoot vodka.
00:01:28.660 I'm like, which female keeps coming in and out the door and filming?
00:01:36.460 Woman.
00:01:38.480 Anyway.
00:01:40.020 It needs to have a function.
00:01:41.720 You can't be just consuming pointless calories, wasting your life fucking drinking away on
00:01:45.640 your Coca-Cola like a fucking dickhead.
00:01:47.420 No.
00:01:48.200 Look at what you're about to drink and find a function in it.
00:01:51.380 Even if it's negative for your health, if it gets you drunk, that's absolutely fine.
00:01:55.260 But functional liquid is the only thing you should be drinking, gentlemen.
00:01:57.780 We live in a hard world.
00:01:59.080 It's not easy out here.
00:02:00.120 You haven't got time to be consuming something that doesn't give you at least a chance of
00:02:02.980 getting superpowers.
00:02:04.020 Like Mario.
00:02:04.980 When he gets a fucking mushroom, he grows big and strong.
00:02:07.720 He wouldn't just run around eating mushrooms that don't do shit, would he?
00:02:10.820 No.
00:02:11.680 Same with fucking liquids.
00:02:12.960 Food?
00:02:13.540 Yeah.
00:02:14.000 Food's food.
00:02:14.640 Whatever.
00:02:14.980 I'm not even a big believer in a strict diet.
00:02:16.580 I eat whatever the fuck I want.
00:02:17.640 Eat some fruit and vegetables.
00:02:19.040 Eat some fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken.
00:02:20.420 It all works out fine in the end if you go to the gym enough.
00:02:22.920 As for liquids, your shit needs to be functional.
00:02:25.740 Keep that in mind.
00:02:27.320 Keep that in mind.