Tate Speech - July 04, 2022


Tate on Gluten


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

206.78685

Word Count

780

Sentence Count

77

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

In this episode I talk about how to deal with people who say they don't eat gluten, and why it's a load of shit. I also talk about why you shouldn't care if someone says they don t eat gluten and why you're not going to die if you don't have a problem digesting it. And I also give my take on people who think they're special because they can't eat bread or meat or anything else because they're not allowed to eat it. I'm a vegetarian and I don't Eat Gluten, so why the fuck is that important to you? And why do you care if you can't digest it? I'll tell you why you should eat it, because it's not a problem you've had for thousands of years, it's been around since before evolution and evolution would have taken care of all your fucking retard ancestors. And you're a moron if you think you're special for not being able to digest it. You're a retard because you think it makes you feel like you should be special because you don t like bread and meat or you think that you should not be able to eat that shit. I can't stand people with imaginary ailments because that's what they do to add some kind of degree of personality to their life. I can t stand people who have problems digesting something that's not real. I know they know they're lying. I'll fix it for you, so you can be a retard if you want to eat bread and I can fix it, right? We'll see you in the next episode of The Office, where I'll show you how to do it. I'll give you some tips and tricks on how to overcome your imaginary ailments, so that you can actually digest it and not die of it and be a normal human being. You can be normal and not have to die of a problem that you ve got a problem eating bread and other stuff like that, you can eat it and you'll be normal like that. And I'll make sure you do something for me and you won't have to do something that matters to you. . I hope you enjoy this episode, mate, I promise you'll like it, you'll get a chance to eat something you like it and have a little bit more than you do it, not like you've ever eaten it and it's good enough. -P.E.O.Y.A.P.I.E


Transcript

00:00:00.000 In a previous life, I was a pimp. I've made money about every way you can possibly make money on
00:00:08.640 God's green earth. That's the only way I managed to get any money. So back in my pimpin' days,
00:00:13.040 every pimp knows that you try and avoid violence. Pimp means positively inspirational and motivating
00:00:18.480 person. You try and motivate them, you know, keep them out in the streets, whatever, whatever.
00:00:21.460 Sometimes they have to know if they fuck with you too tough, you've got to back up. Now,
00:00:25.640 there's a few sayings in the pimp game, which just get your pimp pan twitching because just
00:00:31.400 too many years in the game, little things like it's cold outside. The fuck do you mean it's cold
00:00:37.100 outside? I need money today. And as soon as you hear that shit, you just, you start, your pimp
00:00:40.800 pan starts to get warmed up automatically. And there's a saying that I hear people running their
00:00:45.720 mouths about and coming out with that has nothing to do with the pimp game. Now that I've retired
00:00:49.020 from that, which has got my pimp pan twitching just like before. And that is, I don't eat gluten.
00:00:54.020 What the fuck do you mean you don't eat gluten? Since when do people not eat gluten? Since
00:00:59.740 when has it been cool? What the fuck is gluten? I know what gluten is. It's a wheat protein.
00:01:04.380 Do you know what gluten is? In fact, I've had this happen to me about six times in my life
00:01:08.520 and people say they don't eat gluten and I've asked them all what gluten is and two knew
00:01:11.380 and four didn't even fucking know what it was. Well, it's in bread. Yeah, but what is
00:01:16.420 it? It's in bread. It's like you fucking bimbo. You get slapped. Humans have been eating
00:01:22.060 bread for thousands of years, literally thousands of years, and nearly every civilization on
00:01:26.780 this planet, people were eating bread. And now you want to come along with your bullshit
00:01:30.320 imaginary dietary requirement because you think it makes you sound special. You sound
00:01:34.260 like a dick. If anyone had a problem digesting gluten, they would have died out thousands
00:01:39.640 of years ago. Natural selection and evolution would have taken care of all your fucking retard
00:01:43.720 ancestors. But yet here you are standing my face saying you don't eat gluten. Yes, you
00:01:48.160 fucking do. You're trying to sound special and that's bullshit. You can guarantee to
00:01:52.100 eat gluten. You're not going to die. Put the bread in your fucking mouth and be quiet.
00:01:56.000 I can't stand people and their fucking imaginary ailments because that's all it is. Imaginary
00:02:00.520 ailments to add some kind of degree of personality. Imagine going through life being such a fucking
00:02:04.520 retard. The only way you could define yourself is what you put in and out of your mouth.
00:02:08.900 I'm a vegetarian and I don't eat gluten. Okay, have you achieved anything else in your
00:02:13.560 life? Do you have any actual personality? Are you anything or are you just a person who
00:02:17.400 doesn't eat meat and doesn't eat bread? But that's how you base your whole identity around
00:02:21.620 something like this. You put it on your Facebook all the time. It's your fucking profile picture.
00:02:25.640 You mention it every possibility you get. Your entire existence and you define yourself
00:02:29.420 by the fact that you don't put meat and bread in your mouth. Congratulations. You're a fucking
00:02:33.860 moron. Next time someone comes up to you and says, I'm going to start a movement and I'm
00:02:38.660 going to cure the world of gluten intolerance. I want everyone who's watching this to do something
00:02:42.300 for me. We're going to fix them all. I know they're lying. As said, their ancestors would have
00:02:46.340 died and they wouldn't exist. Blah, blah, blah. We all know they're lying. Next time someone
00:02:49.620 says they don't eat gluten, I need you to do something for me and we have to make sure
00:02:53.100 that no one ever says it again. So what happens is you're standing there and they say, oh,
00:02:56.420 I don't actually eat gluten. Shut the fuck up. Do that every single time. And I guarantee
00:03:02.520 gluten intolerance is gone overnight.
00:03:16.340 We'll see you in the half, próximo We Po件 Negroni.
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