Tate Speech - July 04, 2022


Tate on Salt & Pepper


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

217.21838

Word Count

619

Sentence Count

64

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Salt and pepper are two of the most underrated things in life, and I'm here to tell you why. I'll tell you a story about how I used to eat salt, and why I still eat salt on everything, even on toast. I'm not afraid of pepper, I just want to know why you don't like it. Do you only eat salt and pepper? Do you like spicy food? How do you fuck without it? Why does it taste so good? And how do you get a girl like Tate? I want a Lambo, a Bentley, an Aston Martin, and 10 girlfriends. I want to be like Tate, how does he get to spend 20 grand a week in the club? Let me ask you a question, do you only like pepper or are you afraid of spice? Think about it. How am I going to fuck all those girls without pepper? I'm out here, lone soldier, one of the last alphas that remains in the world, with a harem of females begging for my attention. How do I get a shit load of dick like Tate?? I don't get money like Tate. How does he do it? How much money does he make? Do I get to fuck like Tate ? How much dick does he have? What is his life like Tate do you have? How many girlfriends like Tate have you got? Does he get? Is he fuckable? This is a very short episode, but it's a good one. I hope you enjoy it, brozz! I'll see you in a little bit more soon. xoxo. -Tate XOXO xo - - - . - Xx - I'll be back next week - XO - Jake - . x - Jack - Matt - Tim - Tom - Mike - Tate - Ben - TK - BOB - Chris - Brad - Adam - Joe - Ty - Jay - Matthew - Tyler - Garrett - Kevin - Nick - Luke - Andrew - KEV - Nate - Will - Jared - Sam - Kyle - Ashton - Tyrus & more - Max - Chad - Is this shit good? - Will you like it?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'll tell you a really short story. I used to eat salt. What do I mean I used to eat salt? I still eat salt. I like salt. I eat salt on everything. I'm one of them guys where I go to get the salt. People go, oh, I already put salt on it. I'm like, no, you put your salt on it. Bitch portions. I put real salt on it. Like the ocean ain't salty enough for me. I'm a hero.
00:00:20.840 Then they come at me and go, you're going to get my high blood pressure. I was like, motherfucker, I was a world champion athlete. I spent six hours a day in the gym. Your motherfucking ass is semi-obese, drinking alcohol all the time and eating McDonald's. You want to come at me about salt and heart disease? I will slap the fuck out of you. You better shut up. I'm healthy. Don't worry about these guns. My dick goes up when I need to go up. My shit's in shape.
00:00:39.920 So, anyway, I'm one of the people. I like salt. I like salt on everything. I even have salt on toast. If I make toast and I put butter on my toast, I put salt. That's the level of saltiness I'm rolling with.
00:00:52.500 So, I used to always say, pass the salt, pass the salt, pass the salt. This is a very short video. Anyway, one day, I was with my kickboxing coach, Amir Sebastik, one of the most dangerous men I've ever met.
00:01:03.160 And we were sitting there. I'd just finished training. A normal day. We always went for Jamaican food. We went for Jamaican food. He said, pass the salt. He passed me the salt and he passed me the pepper.
00:01:10.360 I said, why pepper? He goes, how are you going to fuck all those girls you fuck without pepper?
00:01:17.760 Now, that may sound like a stupid thing, but that stuck in my head. This was about three years ago. That stuck in my head. I'm like, he's right.
00:01:24.600 Am I afraid of a bit of pepper on my food? No, I love spicy food. I eat hot sauce, Tabasco, like water. I just never used to really use the pepper.
00:01:31.860 It was always just about the salt. Didn't care about the pepper. So, I'm not afraid of pepper. I'm not afraid of spice. So, why did I not have the pepper?
00:01:37.920 And then I used to think, maybe he's right. How am I going to fuck all this pussy without pepper?
00:01:42.600 I'm out here, lone soldier, one of the last alphas that remains in the world, with haremes of females begging for my attention.
00:01:51.040 And I've got a fucking lay down dick daily. Literally, each day I wake up, I've got a list on my phone.
00:01:57.080 I've got a work list and a pimp list. I'm like, who am I fucking today? What work am I doing today?
00:02:01.420 Do this, fuck her. Do this, do this, do this, do this, fuck her. Do this, do this, stay hers.
00:02:05.100 Like, it's straight, organized. How am I going to fuck with those girls without pepper?
00:02:10.760 So, if you're sitting here watching this going, how do I get like Tate?
00:02:13.560 How do I fuck with my girls like Tate? I don't get money like Tate.
00:02:16.260 I want a Lambo, a Bentley, an Ashton, and a Ferrari, and 10 girlfriends.
00:02:19.840 Why is he, how does he get to spend 20 grand a week in the club? I want to be like him.
00:02:23.960 Let me ask you a question. Do you eat salt and pepper? Or do you only eat salt?
00:02:27.860 Think about it.
00:02:28.440 Think about it.