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00:00:00.000Wednesday morning, Donald Trump announced at a press conference that he hoped that Vladimir Putin, a man, he said, called President Obama the N-word.
00:00:41.000Guys, Hillary Clinton deliberately built a private server knowing it was vulnerable to hack.
00:00:46.000The Clinton Foundation took cash from Russian-involved sources at the Russian Atomic Energy Agency, Rosatom, took over a company mining uranium in the United States with the approval of Hillary's State Department.
00:00:58.000Yeah, Trump's dumb to say he wants America's national security secrets disseminated among our enemies, but I mean, it's Trump.
00:01:03.000It's Hillary's fault this is even a topic.
00:01:08.000The media's attempt to spin this one is a big boo-boo by Trump, neglects the fact it wouldn't be an issue at all if not for Hillary's corruption and incompetence.
00:01:16.000Democrats constantly attempt to get foreign powers to intervene on their behalf in elections.
00:01:20.000In 1984, Teddy Kennedy actually asked the Soviet Union for their help in beating Ronald Reagan in the presidential election.
00:01:27.000According to Forbes magazine, quote, Kennedy's message was simple.
00:01:30.000He proposed an unabashed quid pro quo.
00:01:33.000Kennedy would lend Andropov, Yuri Andropov, then the prime minister, a hand in dealing with President Reagan.
00:01:38.000In return, the Soviet leader would lend the Democratic Party a hand in challenging Reagan in the 1984 presidential election.
00:01:45.000Quote, the only real potential threats to Reagan are problems of war and peace in Soviet-American relations, the memo stated.
00:01:51.000These issues, according to the senator, will without doubt become one of the most important of the election campaign.
00:01:56.000In the 1990s, the Clintons, you remember them?
00:01:58.000They raised money from the Chinese government, and they allegedly declassified American nuclear secrets in return.
00:02:03.000In 2008, Senator Obama sent a letter directly to the Ayatollahs in Iran, telling them to hold off on conflict until he could be reelected.
00:02:11.000In 2012, Obama told the Russian president, Dmitry Medvedev, that he wanted Vladimir Putin, you remember that guy, to hold off on aggressive action until he could provide flexibility after the election.
00:02:21.000No, Democrats don't get to claim that Donald Trump is the real threat to national security because he said something everybody knows he's thinking.
00:02:41.000During the press conference, Donald Trump also suggested that the vice presidential candidate, Tim Kaine, had done a poor job running New Jersey.
00:02:50.000Tom Kean was the governor of New Jersey.
00:02:52.000He also said he wanted to abrogate the Geneva Conventions and said he might consider letting the Russians take Crimea, among other colorful moments.
00:02:59.000But when it comes to the Russians hacking Hillary, it's not Trump who's the problem.
00:03:16.000And we'll give you a couple minutes extra against the advice of my producers just because you've been such good people waiting and waiting and waiting while Hillary and the Russians try to hack this show.
00:03:53.000When you have a candidate who keeps talking about revolution, and then he caves in the face of Hillary Clinton, his revolutionaries aren't just going to cave.
00:04:02.000Which means that they walk out of the convention hall.
00:04:04.000So here's the Sanders protesters walking out and then basically rioting in the streets almost.
00:04:10.000Hey Elaine, so we're approaching FDR Park outside of the Wells Marina Fargo here in Philly, and there's been a collision of protest groups.
00:04:21.000The Bernie or BOTS demonstrators came from FDR Park where they were hanging out to meet the Black Lives Matter protesters who were marching from City Hall, and it was probably the biggest
00:04:43.000Apparently, four people were arrested in all of this, and the protesters got wild.
00:05:59.000Good times at the Democratic National Convention.
00:06:02.000Black Lives Matter protesters also showed up outside the DNC where they ordered white people to the back of their protest because there's nothing that says we're against racism like separating people by race and then ordering them to the back of a bus.
00:06:13.000As we've known from history, so here's a Black Lives Matter protester doing this routine.
00:06:39.000I'm so glad this movement has the support of our race-blind president.
00:06:43.000Okay, so this is the real story of the convention, is that this sort of activity continues.
00:06:48.000But the story last night, of course, that the media wanted to trot out is that it was Hillary Clinton's big moment.
00:06:52.000Yes, she's been waiting years and years and years and decades, centuries, perhaps.
00:06:59.000Sitting in a cave somewhere, plotting this rise to power.
00:07:02.000And finally, finally, Hillary Clinton, she is announced as the nominee for the Democratic Party, and it's a big moment.
00:07:10.000So the Democrats decide that they put up pictures of all of the various presidents of the past, all of whom are men, and then this is what they show inside the convention hall.
00:07:27.000Okay, so in case you can't see that, folks, if you're listening on the podcast, then first of all, half the arena's empty because a lot of these folks left.
00:07:37.000Hillary's just smiling in the camera and people are dancing like crazy.
00:07:41.000And Chelsea's cheering, everybody's all happy.
00:07:44.000Okay, so... And Hillary just stands there all awkward.
00:07:49.000Okay, so what you actually saw was Hillary's giant face cracking glass.
00:07:54.000Which, believe it or not, is probably not the first time that's happened.
00:07:57.000There are a couple things it reminded me of off the top of my head.
00:08:00.000I mean, when I saw Hillary's face come through and shatter glass, Twitchy pointed this out and they're exactly right.
00:08:07.000It was a little bit reminiscent of a commercial, a famous commercial of the past.
00:10:23.000You can see tears coming down his eyes.
00:10:25.000Okay, the only tears about Hillary becoming president is all the women Bill will sexually assault in the future who will now be in Hillary's crosshairs.
00:10:33.000Hillary, let's be straight about this.
00:10:35.000Hillary Clinton did not change anything yesterday.
00:10:46.000Yeah, except he's going to be the president.
00:10:48.000And it turns out I didn't need to see a black guy as president to believe that black people could be presidents in the United States.
00:10:54.000The only people who believe that are people who are misinformed about the nature of the United States by the Democratic Party and actual racists.
00:11:00.000Same thing is true for Hillary Clinton.
00:11:02.000My wife is a doctor, which means she's accomplished more in her short life than Hillary Clinton has in her entire life.
00:11:08.000My wife is a doctor who takes care of people.
00:11:10.000She never at any point in her life sat around thinking, you know what, I can't be a doctor until Hillary Clinton, a corrupt old shrew, becomes a presidential nominee.
00:11:17.000My mom, when I was growing up, my mom worked and my dad was a stay-at-home dad.
00:11:21.000And my mom didn't sit around wondering, can I run film and television companies?
00:11:31.000Women, by the way, are a majority of bachelor's degrees, master's degrees, and associate's degrees.
00:11:35.000Next year, according to the American Bar Association, there will be a majority of law students in the United States.
00:11:40.000American women don't need Hillary Clinton to shatter a glass ceiling that doesn't exist.
00:11:44.000We already had a female Speaker of the House.
00:11:46.000We have three female Justices on the Supreme Court.
00:11:48.000Three of the last five Secretaries of State have been women.
00:11:52.000So this idea that women are sitting around in their lives going, oh, you know, I feel so held back unless Hillary becomes President, it's such crap.
00:12:00.000Also, Hillary doing this whole routine like she's overcome obstacles because she's a woman is such pure and unadulterated hokum.
00:12:11.000Hillary Clinton was born rich, married a guy, rode his coattails to power, abused his victims, and then used that corruption to parlay herself into a Senate seat in New York, which her husband helped grease the skids for with a pardon of Mark Rich.
00:12:28.000And then, she ran for president, was terrible at it, and she keeps failing upward.
00:12:32.000This idea that women everywhere benefit because Hillary is president is just crap.
00:12:36.000It's also not true, I object to the general idea, Dennis Prager made this point this morning, and he's right.
00:12:41.000I object to the general idea that minority groups, first of all, women are a majority, they're not a minority.
00:12:45.000Okay, there are a large majority of voters, I think 54% of people who voted last time around were women.
00:12:51.000So this idea that women are victims, okay, then they're victims of women, because women could theoretically band together and vote a woman if that was their top priority.
00:12:58.000But minority groups don't need a token to be the celebrity god leader in order for them to feel like they can achieve.
00:13:07.000When was the last time you saw an Asian American on either half of the ticket?
00:13:12.000Asian Americans are the most successful economic group in the United States.
00:13:15.000Jews have had precisely one nominee for VP, and it was Joe Lieberman in 2000.
00:13:20.000Jews have been highly successful in the United States.
00:13:23.000The idea that black people needed a black president or females need a female president, it's such patent stupidity, it's almost unbelievable.
00:13:30.000You know, the idea that Barack Obama became a black president and therefore black kids all over the United States pointed and they said, I can do anything.
00:13:37.000Why is it then that racial polarization in the country is at an all-time high, or at least a high, modern high, since the civil rights movement?
00:13:45.000Why is it that we're going backwards in terms of race relations?
00:13:47.000If black kids feel better about the nature of America because we have a black president,
00:13:52.000Why is it that they don't actually feel better about the nature of America because we have a black president?
00:19:15.000I turned red and she laughed, that big laugh of hers.
00:19:19.000And I thought, well, heck, since my cover's been blown, I just went ahead and asked her to take a walk down to the art museum.
00:19:28.000We've been walking and talking and laughing together ever since.
00:19:33.000Okay, so that's the end of that particular horror story, and now they're both going to be president.
00:19:37.000It's just horrifying, or at least you would like to be.
00:19:39.000First of all, I would say to Bill, Bill, in the future, if you're going to write your own speeches, please don't say your cover has been blown under any circumstances.
00:19:49.000for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
00:20:15.000Oh, and I think of all those times when I was having sex with anyone in a 30-mile radius, and I would just go and bang a waitress, just nail her.
00:20:25.000And then I'd come home, and Hillary would throw a lamp at me and say, Bill, you stupid cretin, you almost got caught that time, and I need to be president.
00:20:32.000That's when I realized I had made the right choice of that Coke bottle-wearing, glasses-wearing, crazy-haired, wonderful, wonderful woman.
00:20:41.000I mean, it's just, like, who believes this crap?
00:21:41.000So, Bill Clinton, he wasn't just done with the whole trying to make Hillary into something she's not, like a palatable human being.
00:21:49.000What's really funny about all of this, you know what's really funny about all of this is that Bill actually could have done her some good last night.
00:21:55.000All Bill had to do was come out and tell the actual story of their marriage.
00:22:00.000Not like the part where they made a deal to both be president and she'd let him knock around as much as he could possibly want and his deal with her would be she'd stay 15,000 miles away.
00:22:10.000Like right now, Bill wants her to be president so he can stay in Chappaqua and keep nailing the Energizer.
00:22:14.000That's what they call his mistress, the Energizer.
00:22:15.000So I guess he's getting recharged between sets.
00:22:19.000He just wants her as far away as possible.
00:22:21.000Like, Secretary of State was a perfect job for her.
00:22:23.000She was on a plane far away from him all the time.
00:22:25.000Which is, you know, the way that any loving man and wife want to be.
00:22:29.000I know that when I go home at night, the first thing I think is, boy, how can I get rid of this wife?
00:22:35.000And all he really had to do is, we all know, we all know the nature of their marriage.
00:22:38.000If you wanted to make Hillary look good, remember, the time that Hillary was most popular in her career is right after we found out about Lewinsky and everybody felt really terrible for her.
00:22:47.000We all felt like, boy, she really married a scoundrel.
00:22:49.000And so everybody said, oh, well, she must be a nice person.
00:22:53.000And then it turned out, of course, she's not a nice person, she's a heretic.
00:22:55.000But for those five seconds, everybody was very sympathetic.
00:22:57.000All they'll have to do is go out there and say, I know my wife is the toughest, strongest woman I've ever met.
00:23:03.000And I know that because I have put her through some things that no husband should ever put a wife through.
00:23:08.000And she's lived through them, and she's been stronger for it.
00:23:42.000Well, if you win elections on the theory that government is always bad and will mess up a two-car parade, a real changemaker represents a real threat.
00:23:56.000So, your only option is to create a cartoon, a cartoon alternative.
00:24:40.000First of all, Hillary Clinton isn't a cartoon.
00:24:42.000She's actually a bad person who compromised national security for her own personal self-aggrandizement, and the Clinton Foundation is a giant slush fund for Bill and Hillary, the two most corrupt people in American politics.
00:24:52.000Second of all, the entire Democratic Convention has been about cartooning Donald Trump.
00:24:55.000Now, you don't need to turn Donald Trump into a cartoon, since he actually is a cartoon.
00:24:59.000Like, he's an actual two-dimensional person.
00:25:08.000Okay, but that's what they've been doing to Republicans for years.
00:25:11.000Jonah Goldberg, I thought, made a brilliant point on this.
00:25:12.000He said, one of the reasons Democratic rhetoric isn't working on Trump is they said the same things about Mitt Romney that are saying about Trump.
00:25:19.000They were saying about Mitt Romney, he wanted to put y'all back in chains.
00:25:22.000They were saying about Mitt Romney, he was uncaring and terrible and evil and horrible and bombastic and nutty.
00:25:27.000They were saying all these things about George W. And so when they keep crying wolf about candidates and then finally they get Trump, there's nothing left in the tank.
00:25:57.000There are clear, achievable, affordable responses to our challenges, but we won't get to them if America makes the wrong choice in this election.
00:27:06.000She sent me in this primary to West Virginia, where she knew we were going to lose, to look those coal miners in the eye and say, I'm down here because Hillary sent me to tell you that if you really think you can get the economy back you had 50 years ago, have at it.
00:28:24.000That wasn't the worst part of the convention last night, though.
00:28:25.000The worst part of the convention was the mothers of the movement.
00:28:28.000So the mothers of the movement show up.
00:28:29.000The mothers of the movement we've been discussing for days.
00:28:31.000These are a bunch of black women who have sons who are killed in controversial circumstances by police or by neighborhood watch people, in the case of Trayvon Martin, or by random people at a gas station in one case.
00:28:44.000And they speak at the DNC, and this is just, it's amazing.
00:28:47.000So first, this is Geneva Readveil, she's the mother of Sandra Bland.
00:28:51.000Sandra Bland committed suicide in prison.
00:29:51.000And then we get another lady, and she gets up there and she does this routine.
00:29:54.000Jordan Davis, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, I'm trying to remember all the names, I believe Jordan Davis was the guy who was killed by the cops after he hit a cop in the neck with a baton, if I'm not mistaken.
00:30:04.000So this is Lucia McBath, his mommy, talking about him.
00:30:08.000Hillary Clinton isn't afraid to say that black lives matter.
00:30:15.000She isn't afraid to sit at a table with grieving mothers and bear the full force of our anguish.
00:30:24.000Stop it for a second because I want to correct myself.
00:30:26.000So Jordan Davis, I'm mixing up Jordan Davis and Dontre Hamilton.
00:31:54.000Leslie McSpadden, who's the mother of Michael Brown, who tried to kill a cop, was also up there.
00:31:58.000Why Sabrina Fulton should have anything to say about gun control is beyond me.
00:32:01.000I don't understand what is her specialization here.
00:32:04.000What does she know about gun control policy that nobody else knows, other than her son got into a confrontation with George Zimmerman, was sitting astride his body, banging his head into the pavement when he was shot.
00:32:14.000But it doesn't matter, this is what the Democrats do.
00:32:15.000They need to polarize Americans so that then they can bring us together around whatever figure they want to bring us together around and lately that's been Hillary Clinton.
00:32:23.000Okay, so now it's time for some things I like and then an extra special episode of things that I hate.
00:32:28.000So things I like, we've been doing Russian villains.
00:32:31.000So that is because the Russians apparently hacked the DNC and decided to release all of the DNC's emails.
00:34:12.000The Jews read a different portion of the Torah so that by the end of the year we've gone through the entire five books of Moses and we do that every single year.
00:34:18.000So this week's Torah portion is the portion of Pinchas, Phinehas.
00:34:22.000So this is about the fella in the Bible, you may remember him, who stabs a couple of folks and basically ends up becoming a priest because of it.
00:34:30.000So the backstory, this is from Numbers 25, 10 through 13.
00:34:34.000So what happened just before this is that Phinehas was
00:35:11.000It says, "'The Lord spoke to Moses, saying, "'Phineas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the Cohen, "'has turned my anger away from the children of Israel "'by his zealously avenging me among them, "'so that I did not destroy the children of Israel "'because of my zeal.
00:35:24.000"'Therefore, say, I hereby give him my covenant of peace.
00:35:26.000"'It shall be for him and for his descendants after him "'an eternal covenant of Kahuna.'"
00:35:44.000You're not allowed to consort with the women from Midian because they're leading you into idolatry.
00:35:48.000So why didn't Moses do anything about it?
00:35:50.000The reason I think—so there are a bunch of different commentaries on this.
00:35:54.000A very famous Jewish commentator named Rashi, he says that Moses basically had a moment of forgetfulness because that had started to come over him since he sinned with the rock, which we talked about last week.
00:36:05.000What I think really happened here is that if you read a little bit earlier in the Bible, Miriam, who is Moses' sister, comes to Moses and she says, Why are you married to this woman who's not Jewish?
00:36:18.000There's a section in the Bible a couple chapters earlier.
00:36:23.000Why are you married to Zipporah, this woman who's not Jewish?
00:36:27.000And Moses doesn't really have an answer.
00:36:30.000God punishes Miriam for asking the question.
00:36:33.000I think what happened here is that Moses was looking at the situation, and he felt like a hypocrite.
00:36:37.000He felt like, okay, why is it that I'm allowed to marry a woman who's not Jewish, but this guy is sleeping with a woman who's not Jewish, and it's a big deal.
00:36:46.000The reason I think this is important, and it takes Phineas to come in and say, no, no, no, you don't get to just do what you want because people have sinned in the past or made mistakes in the past, or because they had an exception in the case of Moses.
00:36:58.000I think that the reason this is important is because
00:37:02.000So much of American politics, so much of how we think about values and issues, goes back to the sins that we've committed.
00:37:10.000Leftism is a religion without the possibility of repentance.
00:37:15.000In leftism, if you committed a sin when you were 18, if you went to Woodstock and slept around when you were 18, you have to spend the rest of your career talking about why abortion and sexual promiscuity is great.
00:37:24.000Because if anybody says to you, wait, now you're preaching virtue, but when you were a kid you didn't, you can't say, right, I made mistakes.
00:37:30.000I made mistakes is not part of the leftist, it's not part of their, it's not part of their thesaurus, it's not part of their dictionary.
00:37:36.000They don't know, their lexicon does not include that phrase, I made mistakes.
00:37:41.000Instead, the idea is if you sinned, then really you are standing up against the prevailing value system, and now, forevermore, you have to stand on the side of your sin against the value system.
00:37:52.000This is why baby boomer parents have done such a terrible job to the country, because they've said to their own kids, I can't condemn bad action you take because I did it when I was younger.
00:38:01.000That's sort of the purpose of being a parent.
00:38:03.000The purpose of living life is you make mistakes, you learn from the mistakes, and you don't repeat them.
00:38:07.000But as a society, we've become so petty and stupid, we've become so permissive in our ideas of what is good and what is bad, that we've decided that every time we do something wrong, we have to spend the rest of our life defending the thing we did wrong, rather than just going out and saying, I made a mistake.
00:38:21.000It's one of the things that bothers me deeply about both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.
00:38:25.000I think Donald Trump, when he says, I don't feel the need to repent, I don't want to be the kind of guy who has to repent.
00:38:29.000If you're a religious person, you spend your entire life repenting.
00:38:33.000In Judaism, we do basically a form of repentance two times a day.
00:38:37.000I mean, we actually do what's called tachannun two times a day.
00:38:41.000We do it in the morning service and the afternoon service.
00:38:43.000Immediately after Yom Kippur, when we've done all of our repentance and supposedly this light is wiped clean, we immediately go into the evening service.
00:38:50.000And even the evening service has a paragraph in the silent amidah, in the silent service, that specifically talks about repentance, lachlanu, right?
00:39:07.000You may have made mistakes, but that doesn't mean that everybody else gets to throw away the standard because you made mistakes.
00:39:12.000And I think that's the lesson here, is that Phineas is saying, you have to be zealous on behalf of the standard, and even if you made mistakes in the past, even if you're ashamed of those mistakes, even if you feel like a hypocrite, the standard did not change just because you feel like a hypocrite.
00:39:24.000Okay, time for one more thing that I like.
00:39:27.000So Hillary Clinton released a photo celebrating her nomination.
00:39:56.000So they grabbed a photo from this lady and it turns out she's crying because Hillary's the nominee.
00:40:02.000So, they thought they were tweeting it out because it's such a moving, moving tribute, and it turns out she doesn't want Hillary to be the nominee in the first place.
00:40:09.000Okay, time for some things that I hate.
00:40:10.000So, celebrity culture has overtaken both parties.
00:40:13.000In the Republican Party, we felt the necessity to have speakers like Antonio Sabato Jr., who's most famous for dancing in a Janet Jackson video, and Natalie Gulbis, who I guess is an LPGA tour lady.
00:40:35.000Kevin Williamson has a good piece about this today at National Review.
00:40:38.000I don't think it's complete, but it's very good.
00:40:40.000He talks about the tendency of human beings to follow celebrity and he says it doesn't make any sense because we don't even know these celebrities.
00:40:46.000That's because the human being has a tendency to follow royal families.
00:41:02.000And then we say, well, if Taylor Swift thinks that's cool, then it must be cool.
00:41:06.000If Lena Dunham thinks that's cool, the lady who looks like a russet potato, that means that it must be cool.
00:41:11.000And by the way, I make fun of Lena Dunham's physical appearance because it is legitimately her only claim to fame, and she herself basically gets naked so that anyone will pay attention to her.
00:41:20.000That's why I specifically make fun of her.
00:41:21.000So that's actually a pointed criticism of Lena Dunham's physical appearance, the fact that she looks like a russet potato.
00:41:26.000So Sia did a version of this song that I hate called Fight Song.
00:41:31.000So I hate the song in the first place, this Fight Song song, because number one, my understanding is that the song is about a breakup,
00:41:38.000And it's some lady whining and singing about, this is my fight song, my I'm alright song, everything is, I'm gonna be fine, I'm gonna be fine.
00:41:45.000And it's like, okay, lady, you didn't go to Afghanistan.
00:42:02.000So anyway, they decide they're gonna have a fight, so they do a version of Fight Song with every celebrity you can imagine in favor of, you guessed it, Hillary Clinton, who's had to fight herself through all sorts of obstacles, including marrying the President of the United States, growing up wealthy, going to all the best schools, and getting a handout from the FBI every time she commits a criminal act.
00:42:19.000So those are real obstacles, and so she's really had to fight.
00:42:21.000Here are all the celebrities basically endorsing her.
00:43:16.000It's a well-produced video, obviously, and they've got all the people from Pitch Perfect singing, and they've got the people from Modern Family singing, and all the people in the Democratic Party are just so happy because all the celebrities love us!
00:43:39.000They don't like having people talk to them or even ask them for autographs.
00:43:42.000But we have to worship at their altar.
00:43:44.000Okay, folks, as I always say, don't worship people.
00:43:47.000I really think, by the way, this had an impact on the Republican race, too, because we found the greatest, we found the most significant person that we could find, the most publicly available person we could find, Donald Trump, and decided to make him our nominee.
00:44:00.000And it wasn't, it didn't stop with that.
00:44:01.000Meryl Streep showed up to cheer for Hillary Clinton, leaving everybody wanting a Silkwood shower.
00:46:31.000There's no such thing as women are better than men or men are better than women.
00:46:33.000There are bad people and there are good people, and they come in all shapes and sizes and sexes and colors.
00:46:37.000I get this idea that we just need a woman.
00:46:39.000I don't remember Alicia Keys saying that about Sarah Palin for VP.
00:46:43.000Call me crazy, I don't remember her stumping for Carly Fiorina on that basis.
00:46:46.000And I love that when people say people are victims of senseless violence.
00:46:50.000No, they're victims of people who commit senseless violence.
00:46:52.000It's not like there's some guy with a big shirt that says senseless violence just walking around on the street, and if you just walk close to him, he hits you with a 2x4.
00:47:01.000It's so ridiculous all the way through.
00:47:02.000And then finally, the greatest of all celebrities, Russet Potato Lena Dunham, standing next to, I think it's America Ferreira, right?
00:47:09.000America Ferreira, who hasn't been in a show that's successful for at least 10 years.
00:47:13.000And here is Lena Dunham looking just her best, straight off of eating cake naked on a toilet.
00:47:27.000Donald Trump and his party think I should be punished for exercising my constitutional rights.
00:47:35.000His rhetoric about women takes us back to a time when we were meant to be beautiful and silent.
00:47:41.000Meanwhile, 22 years ago, Hillary Clinton declared that women's rights are human rights.
00:47:48.000Okay, so my favorite thing about this was that they first started this thing with Lena Dunham saying, Donald Trump probably thinks I'm a two.
00:47:57.000And then America Ferrera turns to Lena Dunham, and she says, he thinks I'm probably a rapist.
00:48:01.000It's a good thing, as Jonathan Hay points out, it's a good thing they didn't switch that line, because Lena Dunham actually brags about basically molesting her sister in her own memoir.
00:48:10.000But, you know, all these celebrities, we have to
00:50:32.000So what he's saying at the end there is exactly right, of course, but this stuff about, he was asked about the Geneva Conventions, and he says they're out of date.