Ashley Fedders of GQ Magazine wants to thank President Barack Obama for giving her the best sex of her life. In a column titled, Thanks, Obama, for Four Years of Glorious, Worry-Free Sex she praised Obama for ending her fears of accidental pregnancy. Here s her basic take: Look, I don t have to tell you how quickly the fear of accidentally getting someone pregnant can kill your sex drive. But you know who s been out there for the last eight years, tirelessly waging a war on this horrible, boner-killing feeling of dread? President Obama. If you ve ve ve had sex with a woman in the last four years and found the encounter totally, gloriously, unplagued by angst about the risk of surprise fatherhood, you probably owe President Obama a moment of gratitude. See, all irresponsible people who somehow disconnect sex with risk of pregnancy could have their biologically-based fears alleviated by simply tipping their hats, so to speak, to the man who could cure it all, Barack Obama. What gave Obama this godlike power? Well, he wanted everyone else to pay for your contraceptives, and the second term of Obama s presidency is already being called a golden age of birth control, in particular, in 2016. And it s not actually up to the taxpayers to guarantee your level of fun. It turns out, sex is actually kind of fun, even when you re not worried about baby making, and it s a bit of personal responsibility, right? But according to the left, without Obama s massive coverage plan, we'd all be knocking each other up at insane rates, according to much of the left. Here s what she says: In other words, some 55 million American women may have to start choosing again between low-risk sex with men and all the other myriad out-of-pocket expenses of adult life. For many women, these could soon become everyday tradeoffs. That s probably not dinner on the table? And the average rent in the United States as of the end of the week was $1,200 per month, or 8 times per week, or under $14 per week. So, you can currently buy a 36pack of Trojans on Amazon14, even if you re using a full year of $42 a year of trojans during the non-fertile period, under $40 a pop? And that means you re never gonna have to worry about being punished for being a big man who ensures you re gonna have it?
00:00:00.000Ashley Fedders of GQ Magazine wants to thank President Barack Obama.
00:00:04.000On Wednesday, she specifically expressed her gratitude to Obama for giving her the best sex of her life.
00:00:09.000In a column titled, Thanks, Obama, for Four Years of Glorious, Worry-Free Sex, she praised Obama for ending her fears of accidental pregnancy.
00:00:17.000Look, I don't have to tell you how quickly the fear of accidentally getting someone pregnant can kill your sex drive, but you know who's been out there for the last eight years tirelessly waging a war on this horrible, boner-killing feeling of dread?
00:00:31.000If you've had sex with a woman in the last four years and found the encounter totally, gloriously unplagued by angst about the risk of surprise fatherhood, you probably owe Barry O a moment of gratitude.
00:00:40.000See, all irresponsible people who somehow disconnect sex with the risk of pregnancy could have their biologically-based fears alleviated by simply tipping their hats, so to speak, to the man who could cure it all, Barack Obama.
00:00:54.000Well, he wanted everyone else to pay for your contraceptives.
00:00:57.000Says Fetters, quote, As a result, the second term of Obama's presidency, and the year 2016 in particular, is already being called a golden age of birth control.
00:01:05.000Team Obama also gifted you a golden era of fun, low-risk banging with your wife, your girlfriend, or the friendly gal who was nice enough to accompany you home from the bar.
00:01:35.000It turns out society doesn't have much fun and much of an interest in upping your game.
00:01:40.000Plus, it turns out contraceptives don't actually protect you from the other risks associated with picking up randos and bars for a quickie.
00:01:46.000According to the CDC, STD rates are rising again.
00:01:52.000Despite Obama's massive coverage plan, nearly half of all pregnancies in 2011 were unintended.
00:01:56.000The rate of accidental pregnancy among poor women was 112 per 1,000 quintupled the rate among middle-class women.
00:02:02.000The accidental pregnancy rate among black women was 79 per 1,000.
00:02:07.000Yes, accidental pregnancy declined generally in slight fashion and among poor women more substantially under President Obama, but accidental pregnancy among poor women remains sky-high compared to the rest of the population.
00:02:19.000Which suggests that perhaps the big problem here is not access to contraceptives, but personal sexual choices.
00:02:24.000And the accidental pregnancy rate, it should be noted, has been dropping steadily since the 1980s, though it did accelerate that drop under President Obama.
00:02:33.000Who in the world declared that people have a right, quote, to have sex enthusiastically and fearlessly, without concern about consequences, on the taxpayer dime?
00:02:42.000It turns out sex often has consequences, but those consequences can be mitigated by a bit of personal responsibility.
00:02:48.000We are all capable of not putting that there without that thing on it.
00:02:51.000Contraceptives are cheap, they are widely available, and believe it or not, human beings are not animals who must have sex right now, this very minute, rather than using some self-restraint.
00:02:59.000But according to Fetters and much of the left, without Obama we'd all be knocking each other up at insane rates.
00:03:05.000In other words, some 55 million American women may have to start choosing again between low-risk sex with men and all the other myriad out-of-pocket expenses of adult life.
00:03:13.000Anxiety-free sex or dinner on the table?
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00:05:44.000A dude actually tried to set himself on fire, apparently, in front of Trump Tower the other day, but being a Democrat, he even failed at this.
00:05:50.000So, here is the dude setting himself on fire.
00:06:06.000Protesting the fact that we've elected somebody who is...
00:06:13.000Okay, so you have to give it to the protesters of Vietnam, in Vietnam particularly.
00:06:21.000They actually set themselves on fire successfully.
00:06:24.000This dude couldn't even set himself on fire successfully.
00:06:26.000So, Darwin nearly accomplished his mission, but apparently when you're too stupid to actually set yourself on fire successfully, you don't take yourself out of the gene pool.
00:06:35.000So, this dude tried to set himself on fire, but being a good leftist is incapable of actually
00:07:45.000Snoop Dogg was at the White House multiple times, but I guess that means that Snoop Dogg is now a political commentator.
00:07:52.000I'd like to see Marc Lamont Hill and Michael Eric Dyson talk about why Snoop Dogg should shut up about politics, since clearly he doesn't know anything, or if they only reserve their ire and scorn for Steve Harvey and Jim Brown.
00:08:02.000Meanwhile, actual top-level Democrats continue to say that they're not going to legitimate the Trump presidency.
00:08:07.000They're very, very upset about the Trump presidency.
00:08:08.000Debbie Wasserman Schultz, she says that she won't say that Trump is a legitimate president.
00:08:13.000Do you believe Trump is a legitimate president?
00:08:17.000What I believe is that there's no question that the outcome of this election was affected by the Russian interference with the campaign.
00:08:26.000Is he a legitimate president then or not?
00:08:28.000I mean, is there a distinction between those two things in your mind?
00:08:32.000I'm not going to use, I'm not going to weigh in on the application of the term legitimate or not.
00:08:40.000And if someone is qualified to weigh in on whether something is legitimate, it is certainly the woman who helped rig the primaries against Bernie Sanders in favor of Hillary Clinton, and then had to resign her post as head of the DNC because of it.
00:08:51.000She clearly has a leg to stand on talking about legitimacy.
00:08:55.000Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer from New York, he says that he respects all of the inauguration boycotters because, hey, Trump isn't really that legitimate.
00:09:03.000So I respect where they're coming from.
00:09:05.000I mean, I think each person has to make his or her choice on his own, but I don't begrudge those who have said they're going to boycott.
00:09:11.000Would you urge Senate Democrats to attend?
00:09:13.000Let each person make his or her own decision.
00:09:16.000And he says that he's going to order Senate Democrats to go to the inauguration, but none of the senators are actually boycotting because a lot of them are vulnerable, and the last thing they want to do is tick off those voters in the middle.
00:09:27.000So there is Chuck Schumer saying that this is illegitimate.
00:09:30.000So the Democrats have built up this entire big narrative about how this election was illegitimate because of Russian hacking, because of WikiLeaks sponsored by Russia hacking the DNC and hacking John Podesta's emails, and therefore this election is illegitimate and Trump's an illegitimate president.
00:09:47.000Barack Obama has, because he's actually capable, set his own party on fire.
00:09:51.000Unlike self-immolation guy, who couldn't even set himself on fire successfully, Barack Obama didn't try to set himself on fire, he set all the other Democrats on fire, destroyed them down ballot, destroyed them in the House, destroyed them in the Senate, 241 members of the Republican House, 52 members of the Republican Senate, 32 governorships owned by Republicans, Barack Obama lost Democrats a thousand seats across the country, and on his way out the door,
00:10:12.000He wants to torch their only narrative too.
00:10:14.000So their narrative right now is that Trump is totally illegitimate because the Russians hacked the election.
00:10:20.000I mean, this is what we've been hearing for the past few months.
00:10:22.000Wikileaks are just the worst thing in the world.
00:10:24.000According to the left, Wikileaks are now terrible because Wikileaks impact the election.
00:10:28.000And Wikileaks are working hand-in-glove with the Russians to help Donald Trump.
00:10:32.000So Barack Obama, he comes along and his last move in office, hopefully it'll be one of his last moves in office because he still has 48 hours to screw things up some more, his last move is that he pardons, or doesn't pardon, he commutes the sentence for Chelsea Manning.
00:10:47.000Who is the traitor who handed a lot of the original information to WikiLeaks, including the names of American soldiers, including confidential information about American ops that put American lives in harm's way, including information that Osama bin Laden himself said he found valuable.
00:11:02.000Chelsea Manning, who was then Private First Class Bradley Manning, gave all this information to WikiLeaks.
00:11:08.000And Barack Obama was the guy who was actually in office when Bradley Manning was put in jail.
00:11:12.000Then, of course, Bradley Manning decides that Bradley Manning is transgender, Bradley Manning believes that he's a woman now, and so he calls himself Chelsea Manning.
00:11:19.000So I call him Chelsea Manning now because
00:11:21.000It is possible in America and everywhere else to change your name.
00:11:25.000It is not possible to change your sex.
00:11:26.000So he's a man, and his name is Chelsea Manning if he wants to be called Chelsea Manning, just like Caitlyn Jenner is a man who calls himself Caitlyn Jenner.
00:11:33.000So just to put the transgender stuff to the side for a second.
00:11:57.000So, WikiLeaks is okay as long as it endangers American soldiers, but it's not okay when they're hacking John Podesta's emails about spirit dinners, about spirit cooking.
00:12:50.000But really what this was about in large part was the fact that Chelsea Manning was transgender.
00:12:54.000So the left values transgender politics above all else.
00:12:58.000LGBT politics matter more than anything else.
00:13:00.000It's literally a get out of jail free card in this particular scenario.
00:13:03.000So Chelsea Manning has had some hormone treatments.
00:13:06.000I don't believe Chelsea Manning has had the snip-snip, but I think Chelsea Manning has had the hormone treatments, and that means that Chelsea Manning must be let out of prison, lest Chelsea Manning be in a men's prison and be a man who thinks he's a woman.
00:13:16.000That would be absolutely terrible, so the left wants to let Chelsea Manning out of prison.
00:13:20.000And this, of course, undercuts the entire Democratic case.
00:13:22.000They're saying Trump's illegitimate because of WikiLeaks.
00:13:24.000But WikiLeaks is so not a problem that we can release the WikiLeaks guy.
00:13:28.000It shows the hypocrisy on the part of the left.
00:13:30.000Now there's hypocrisy on the right too.
00:13:32.000So the right has determined that Julian Assange is a hero now.
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00:15:17.000Okay, so I want to get to President Obama's actual motive in all of this.
00:15:20.000What does Obama want from the Chelsea Manning pardon?
00:15:34.000So I think that Barack Obama is vastly interested in just undermining the national defense of the country.
00:15:39.000I really think that President Obama does not believe that the national defense of the country is as important as the social justice that he pursues.
00:15:46.000This is why he's used the Department of Defense as a sort of testing ground for various social justice theories.
00:15:52.000I'm getting all sorts of emails, by the way, from soldiers over the last couple of days who are saying that they're being
00:15:57.000They're being trained on this new transgender policy put in by President Obama, and it basically says that soldiers have no right to privacy, that now if you have a man who's in the female bathroom, that all the women just have to deal with it.
00:16:09.000Okay, this is Barack Obama not attempting to make the military stronger, it's Barack Obama attempting to use the military as a sort of laboratory experiment for his politics.
00:16:34.000Cartwright, who helped leak to the New York Times all the information about the Stuxnet virus that Israel and the United States cooperated on in order to hamper the Iranian nuclear program.
00:16:44.000Because Obama hates Israel and he likes Iran.
00:16:46.000He thinks Iran should be a regional power.
00:16:48.000So President Obama... There's all part and parcel of Obama's dual goal here, which is social justice warrior stuff with the army, which makes them the happiest.
00:16:55.000I mean, if the social justice warriors can take over
00:18:33.000As CNN's Jeff Zeleny said, he said, it's almost impossible to imagine this commutation happens in the first place if Chelsea Manning is just a dude and doesn't believe he's a woman.
00:18:42.000You have to wonder if the outcome would be the same.
00:18:55.000Simpson is busily attempting to cut off his own dinghy right now so that he can earn a commutation from President Obama at the last minute.
00:19:02.000If only Julian Assange had decided that he was a woman and gotten some boob implants, then maybe President Obama would consider letting him off the hook as well.
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