The Joe Rogan Experience - August 21, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #1001 - Mike Baker


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 48 minutes

Words per Minute

198.32626

Word Count

33,494

Sentence Count

3,074

Misogynist Sentences

43

Hate Speech Sentences

89


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the eclipse, the hippies in Idaho, and the governor of Connecticut trying to make money off of the one percenters. We also talk about how much money you should get if you don t have a job, and why you should have a basic income. Also, we have a new segment called "What's the worst thing you can do with money you don't have?" and we discuss how you can make money if you have no money, but don't try to get a job in order to pay for it, because you're not going to get any money from it, and you're going to be poor if you do have any money at all, and that's not even close to as bad as you think it is! We also have a special guest on the show this week, who happens to be our good friend Mike Baker, who is blind and can't see the sun, but he's not too blind to see the eclipse anyway, so that's a good thing, right? And we also have our thoughts on what's going on in Washington, D.C. and what the hell is going on at the White House and why they should do about it. And finally, we discuss the future of the economy in Connecticut, and how the governor's plan to make more money, and what it means for you, the people that live in the worst part of the country, Connecticut. and the people who work in the most expensive part of town in the best parts of the worst parts of town, Greenwich, Connecticut, New York City, NY, and Boston, MA, and much more. We hope you enjoy the episode, and we hope you have a great rest of the week, and enjoy the rest of your week! Enjoy! -The Crew -Jon Sorrentino Jon and Matt Mike Baker Don t forget to subscribe to our new podcast, and don't forget to leave us a review and tell us what you think of our podcast, because we'll be listening to it in next week's episode, because it's the best thing you've listened to in the past week! -Jon and Matt are back next week, so don't miss it! Jon & Matt will be back in the next episode of the podcast, so stay tuned next week. Jon talks about the solar eclipse, so be sure to check it out! Tim talks about that!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Struggle.
00:00:07.000 All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're live.
00:00:09.000 The president's now blind.
00:00:11.000 He's been staring at the sun all day, trying to see the eclipse.
00:00:13.000 There's photos of it.
00:00:15.000 Mike Baker, help us out.
00:00:16.000 What are we doing, man?
00:00:18.000 Well, I'm telling you, that's probably, again, it's an indication that they don't have a lot of discipline in that communications department of the White House.
00:00:25.000 No one got him the message.
00:00:26.000 Don't, sir, sir, don't.
00:00:28.000 Don't look at the sun.
00:00:28.000 Not only that, definitely don't look at the sun while people are looking at you.
00:00:32.000 Yeah.
00:00:32.000 Jesus Christ, the whole world is going to mock you.
00:00:35.000 Don't you know that everybody knows this since they were a kid, right?
00:00:38.000 Even if you've never been involved in an eclipse, every kid knows don't look at the sun.
00:00:42.000 It's the one thing that every child learns somehow.
00:00:45.000 You know what I tried to do, though?
00:00:46.000 I'm a fucking idiot.
00:00:47.000 I took two dark sunglasses.
00:00:49.000 I put them on top of each other.
00:00:51.000 That'll work.
00:00:51.000 I put one pair, and then I put another pair over them.
00:00:53.000 It doesn't work, folks.
00:00:54.000 Yeah, but it looks good.
00:00:55.000 It does look good.
00:00:56.000 I only looked for a second, and I went, oh, okay, this doesn't work.
00:00:59.000 But you know where I could look at it?
00:01:01.000 I could look at it through my pool, like the reflection in the pool.
00:01:04.000 Oh, sure, yeah.
00:01:04.000 Can you see the eclipse?
00:01:05.000 There you go.
00:01:05.000 But it never really got fully dark here.
00:01:07.000 You know, we're too low.
00:01:08.000 Yeah, I just came down from Idaho.
00:01:11.000 I was up there in the mountains over the past few days, and it was just hippies coming in from left and right, and the entire state just overrun with hippies.
00:01:21.000 I mean, they're parking in people's ranches.
00:01:24.000 They're just driving up on fields that have just been planted.
00:01:27.000 It's the weirdest shit.
00:01:28.000 It's like they don't even think.
00:01:30.000 But they came out, hey, God bless them.
00:01:33.000 I don't know that I was intellectually curious enough to really worry about the eclipse.
00:01:37.000 There's a balance.
00:01:38.000 And you know what?
00:01:40.000 I think a lot of intellectual curiosity is great, and a lot of hippie values are great, but then you go too far into the hippie retard gene pool, and you get these dopey hippies that are hippies that, you know, they're the worst kind of hippies.
00:01:53.000 The hippies that don't really want to do any work, but they want universal basic income.
00:01:58.000 They want all these, hey man, these one percenters, they have plenty of money, so the new one should have to work ever.
00:02:06.000 They just passed a tax up in Seattle that's probably going to get struck down, but it basically was up in Seattle.
00:02:12.000 Well, God bless them up there.
00:02:13.000 They've decided that they're going to go against the state charter, which says you can't have a tax, an income tax, and they've gone ahead and done it for the, I think it's for the top...
00:02:25.000 2% or something like that.
00:02:26.000 Oh, only tax them.
00:02:27.000 Yeah, only tax them.
00:02:28.000 Only tax the people who are doing something.
00:02:29.000 Right, because, you know, you got to make this thing more equitable.
00:02:33.000 That's hilarious.
00:02:34.000 Yeah.
00:02:34.000 That's really funny.
00:02:35.000 Well, what's interesting is that's the whole reason why a lot of companies like Amazon and Microsoft, that's the reason why they've located to Seattle, you fucking dummies.
00:02:43.000 And they're going to pull out, and then you wouldn't have any jobs, and then you'd be poor.
00:02:48.000 But you know what?
00:02:49.000 Somebody's going to pay for that.
00:02:50.000 We came from...
00:02:52.000 We moved out from Fairfield County, from New Canaan, Connecticut, when we moved out to Idaho, which was the world's greatest move.
00:02:57.000 Oh, it's the best move of all time.
00:02:59.000 Connecticut sucks.
00:03:00.000 I say it over and over again.
00:03:01.000 Connecticut sucks.
00:03:02.000 Sorry, folks.
00:03:03.000 Yeah, but they know it, right?
00:03:05.000 The people in Connecticut know it.
00:03:06.000 You're good people, but you live in a sucky spot.
00:03:08.000 And their plan, the plan of the governor and the rest of the crew there is...
00:03:15.000 When you need more money, tax Fairfield County, which is home to New Canaan and Greenwich and Darien and Stanford.
00:03:22.000 The people that work in the city or the people that are working in finance.
00:03:25.000 And now what they've had over the past three or four years, ever since the governor's been running the shop, is people moving out.
00:03:35.000 I mean, GE moved out.
00:03:37.000 General Electric, the entire operation with General Electric said, went to the state and said, I know people are thinking, why are we talking about this?
00:03:43.000 But they went to the state house and they said, you can't keep doing this.
00:03:47.000 You can't keep jacking it up on us to pay for everything.
00:03:50.000 We're happy to pay, and we are, paying our fair share.
00:03:53.000 So they did that.
00:03:53.000 General Electric said, we're going to move.
00:03:55.000 The state didn't believe them.
00:03:55.000 They've all relocated to Boston.
00:03:58.000 They've got, who else is moving?
00:04:01.000 Aetna, I think, the large insurance company.
00:04:03.000 You know, now, Connecticut's known as sort of the insurance capital, right?
00:04:06.000 They're leaving.
00:04:07.000 Hedge funds, private equity groups, moving down to Florida.
00:04:10.000 And again, great, pay your fair share, but at a certain point...
00:04:16.000 Everybody's got to contribute something, right?
00:04:18.000 You can't just say, that's what you're going to do.
00:04:20.000 And I'm not in the 1%.
00:04:21.000 I wish I was.
00:04:22.000 It used to be when you were a kid, you wanted to be rich, right?
00:04:25.000 Now, you know, I don't know what people want.
00:04:27.000 You want to be in the middle.
00:04:28.000 You want to be comfortable.
00:04:29.000 That's where you want to be.
00:04:29.000 You want to be comfortable.
00:04:30.000 I don't know.
00:04:31.000 I always thought it'd be pretty cool to be wealthy.
00:04:33.000 And I think I'd be pretty good at it.
00:04:35.000 My friend Brian Callen said it best once, and it stuck with me forever.
00:04:38.000 He said, you know what you want to be?
00:04:40.000 You want to be to the point where you don't have to worry about your bills, and you can go to a restaurant and not worry about what you order.
00:04:46.000 He goes, everything other than that is bullshit.
00:04:48.000 And that's a good point, I guess, because you take that stress out of your life, and then, well, I guess you're going to...
00:04:55.000 Worry about something else.
00:04:56.000 Well people find extra stress.
00:04:57.000 They'll find stress.
00:04:59.000 I mean like look at these assholes that buy these 500 million dollar yachts.
00:05:02.000 It's like they just realize like I don't have enough problems in my life.
00:05:05.000 I need to buy a fucking floating city.
00:05:07.000 And then I gotta hire a crew of a hundred to work on.
00:05:11.000 Who hate me.
00:05:11.000 Who talk shit about me every time I turn my back.
00:05:13.000 I mean I want to fuck my wife.
00:05:15.000 Damn it!
00:05:16.000 I'm gonna get in line.
00:05:19.000 Is the bosun's mate finished?
00:05:21.000 Bosun's mate.
00:05:21.000 I don't know if I came up with bosun's mate.
00:05:22.000 Is that a real thing?
00:05:23.000 I think it is, yeah.
00:05:24.000 I think there is such a thing as a bosun's mate.
00:05:26.000 There's always this ebb and flow, right?
00:05:29.000 I mean, the people that have accumulated too much wealth, especially when it comes to hedge fund people and finance people, it's like, what are you actually doing?
00:05:37.000 Right.
00:05:38.000 And you're using that money to influence policy, and that policy allows you to extract more money from the system, and it gets real slippery because occasionally you guys fuck up and it crashes the whole economy.
00:05:48.000 Right.
00:05:48.000 That kind of money is very creepy.
00:05:50.000 But when you're talking about someone who's developed a legitimate product, they sell it and they're successful, they work hard, they've made something, They're building a business.
00:05:57.000 Exactly.
00:05:58.000 They're hiring people.
00:06:00.000 There's a balance.
00:06:02.000 For sale up in the Hamptons now.
00:06:04.000 There's a house for $175 million.
00:06:06.000 Seems logical.
00:06:07.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 $175 million.
00:06:09.000 But you know what?
00:06:10.000 It's on the beach.
00:06:11.000 It's got waterfront to it.
00:06:13.000 So I guess that explains the price tag.
00:06:14.000 But here's the thing about that waterfront.
00:06:16.000 Anybody can walk in front of your house.
00:06:17.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:06:18.000 That's a huge problem in Malibu.
00:06:20.000 There's this couple that I'm friends with, and their sons surf, and they live in Malibu.
00:06:25.000 They have a house in Malibu, and they were surfing in the water in front of this house.
00:06:28.000 This guy comes out and yells and screams at him, you know, get the fuck off the beach, because, you know, he has this $10 million house right there on the beach.
00:06:35.000 And they're like, what are you talking about?
00:06:37.000 Like, we live right over there, you piece of shit.
00:06:38.000 And like, not only that, anybody can be on this beach.
00:06:41.000 This is the ocean, you cunt.
00:06:43.000 Yeah.
00:06:43.000 You don't own the ocean.
00:06:44.000 You don't see any private beach signs up in...
00:06:46.000 And for the most part, that's true.
00:06:48.000 I think this actually has some private beach frontage, which again...
00:06:51.000 So, the $175 million seems somewhat reasonable.
00:06:54.000 The Hamptons' most expensive home.
00:06:56.000 There it is, right there.
00:06:57.000 $175 million.
00:06:58.000 Whoa!
00:06:59.000 He's got a lake.
00:07:01.000 He's got a lake, and then further past the lake...
00:07:05.000 Wow, they all have lakes.
00:07:06.000 Yeah.
00:07:06.000 What is that?
00:07:07.000 Look at that.
00:07:07.000 Is that fresh water or brackish water?
00:07:09.000 That must be brackish water, right?
00:07:10.000 I guess.
00:07:11.000 I guess.
00:07:12.000 That'd be pretty badass, though, to fish in your front yard like that.
00:07:14.000 I wonder if the kitchen appliances convey...
00:07:17.000 How big is this house?
00:07:18.000 Yeah.
00:07:19.000 Is that...
00:07:19.000 Wait a minute.
00:07:20.000 That overhead view was the entire property?
00:07:22.000 Mm-hmm.
00:07:23.000 Baller.
00:07:24.000 You know what, though?
00:07:25.000 Here's the thing.
00:07:26.000 But look at that picture, though.
00:07:27.000 Does that look like $175 million in your mind?
00:07:30.000 I mean, you think the whole fucking thing should be plated in gold.
00:07:33.000 42 acres.
00:07:34.000 Jesus.
00:07:35.000 Wow, okay, there you go.
00:07:36.000 That's what it is.
00:07:37.000 Yeah.
00:07:37.000 Oh, the Ford family.
00:07:40.000 Oh.
00:07:41.000 Yes, the car company.
00:07:43.000 Hashtag ballin' on Mustangs.
00:07:45.000 I think you're right.
00:07:46.000 If you get to that point where you can entertain the idea of maybe I'll put 10% down and then I'll take the rest in a mortgage, then yeah, you've probably got too much money.
00:07:56.000 It reminds me of that scene in The Big Lebowski when you meet the other Lebowski and he's in the wheelchair and his wife's offering to suck dudes dicks for a thousand bucks.
00:08:04.000 You know, it's like, that's the kind of shit that happens.
00:08:06.000 You get a trophy wife, you buy yourself a mansion, and your days are just filled with stress.
00:08:10.000 That's such a great movie.
00:08:11.000 It's a great movie.
00:08:12.000 Oh, God.
00:08:12.000 I used to use that movie to judge whether or not I enjoyed people's opinions.
00:08:16.000 Really?
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 Tell me what you think about The Big Lebowski.
00:08:18.000 Oh, it's fucking stupid.
00:08:19.000 I didn't get it.
00:08:20.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:21.000 I've talked to a lot of people.
00:08:22.000 They said, I couldn't make it through the first hour.
00:08:24.000 I'm thinking, fuck.
00:08:25.000 How do you not find this funny?
00:08:28.000 Geez, I let my kids watch it.
00:08:30.000 I mean, admittedly, the two youngest walked away, but the older one, hey, you know.
00:08:34.000 So anyway, yeah, I'm taking him fishing tomorrow morning.
00:08:37.000 We're off to Alaska in the morning.
00:08:38.000 Oh, salmon or halibut?
00:08:40.000 Salmon.
00:08:40.000 Nice.
00:08:41.000 And if the salmon aren't, you know, interested in us, we'll go after some halibut.
00:08:45.000 This is a silver salmon season right now, right?
00:08:48.000 King.
00:08:48.000 Oh, king.
00:08:49.000 So you're on the open water?
00:08:50.000 Is that where you guys are going?
00:08:51.000 Yeah.
00:08:51.000 Well, yeah, we're going up to Ketchikan, which is a really interesting place by itself.
00:08:57.000 And then we're going to take a plane out of there about 45 minutes outside of there to a little place called Yes Bay.
00:09:05.000 And they have a really good operation up there.
00:09:07.000 And you spend a lot of time, to be honest with you, if the fish aren't biting, then we just go hiking.
00:09:12.000 I'm going to take my boy.
00:09:13.000 This will be the first time for him to go up there.
00:09:15.000 And it's going to be great.
00:09:16.000 But I've just now emptied The freezer of salmon and halibut and rockfish from the last trip.
00:09:22.000 So it's time to stock up again, but it's just a great time of year.
00:09:25.000 Isn't that a great thing to have fish that you caught in your freezer that you can go back to that you know was only like an hour old by the time you threw it on the ice?
00:09:34.000 Yeah, it's fantastic.
00:09:36.000 And just also just getting up there.
00:09:38.000 If people haven't been up to Alaska, get up there and see it before it melts.
00:09:42.000 I don't know why I said that.
00:09:43.000 I think it's going to be fine.
00:09:44.000 That's depressing.
00:09:45.000 It'll be fine.
00:09:45.000 Are you worried about it?
00:09:47.000 You know what?
00:09:47.000 Not in the sense that, oh my God, if I don't quit driving my Wagoneer, the glaciers are going to all melt away.
00:09:55.000 I'm sure we have some impact.
00:09:57.000 It's like everything else, right?
00:09:58.000 The truth is in the middle somewhere.
00:10:00.000 Right.
00:10:00.000 So I'm sure we should all do our part.
00:10:03.000 But do I think we're all going to, you know, the polar bears are dying off tomorrow?
00:10:07.000 No, but...
00:10:08.000 I don't know.
00:10:09.000 God bless everybody with their ideas.
00:10:11.000 Yeah, there's definitely some issues with polar bears in areas that have less ice.
00:10:15.000 But apparently the polar bear population, this is something that I read about Canada, at least in Canada, the polar bear population is higher than it's been in years.
00:10:25.000 There's not a shortage of polar bears, but if you go over there to...
00:10:29.000 Like, they have hunts for polar bears.
00:10:31.000 Like, they pay people to take them on polar bear hunts, but then you can't bring the polar bear back to the United States.
00:10:37.000 Like, you can keep it in Canada.
00:10:39.000 You can...
00:10:40.000 Like, if you come from Europe and you want to hunt a polar bear, you can...
00:10:43.000 It's all very weird.
00:10:44.000 Could you imagine trying to pack a polar bear back into the States?
00:10:47.000 Jesus Christ.
00:10:48.000 Yeah, no, I just shot that.
00:10:49.000 You can see what the reaction would be.
00:10:52.000 You know what?
00:10:52.000 I think it's...
00:10:54.000 Yeah, everybody should do their part, right?
00:10:56.000 There's no doubt about that.
00:10:57.000 You know, don't be a douche.
00:10:58.000 But the problem is, in part, it's like both sides, they latch onto one piece of information, right?
00:11:04.000 So like what you just said, you know, the polar bear population grow.
00:11:06.000 So, you know, one side will latch on and say, see, there's no such thing as climate change.
00:11:11.000 And the other side will find one piece of it, and they'll latch onto that, and then, okay.
00:11:14.000 And like I said, I'm a big believer that somewhere in the middle is where most of the truth sits.
00:11:19.000 I'm sure.
00:11:20.000 I mean, there's definitely polar bear problems higher north, right, in the ice caps.
00:11:24.000 I mean, I've seen some issues where they're talking about polar bears starving up there and the lack of ice contributing to starvation deaths.
00:11:32.000 Yeah.
00:11:33.000 But it's, regardless, I'm looking forward to Alaska.
00:11:37.000 I think it's, regardless of what the hell happens to the polar bears, I'm going to have a good trip.
00:11:42.000 But I think it's a beautiful state.
00:11:44.000 People should get up there if they haven't been up there.
00:11:46.000 It's amazing.
00:11:46.000 Yeah.
00:11:47.000 It's one of the rare places that you could go to in America that is like real wilderness.
00:11:52.000 Yeah.
00:11:53.000 That is a really wild place.
00:11:55.000 And you can get...
00:11:56.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:11:56.000 And it doesn't take much to get up there.
00:11:59.000 I don't mean money.
00:11:59.000 I just mean it doesn't...
00:12:00.000 It's not the effort that people, I think, sometimes imagine it to be.
00:12:03.000 Right.
00:12:03.000 And, yeah, so it's a great trip.
00:12:07.000 Kids are really looking forward to it.
00:12:09.000 It's weird that it's the United States, isn't it?
00:12:11.000 When you look at the map, you're like, hey...
00:12:13.000 You think about how it was put together.
00:12:14.000 That's a fascinating story.
00:12:16.000 What that's worth, people, that's another good interesting read, is how we cobbled this country together.
00:12:22.000 And sort of some of it was, you know, just incredible genius on the part of some folks.
00:12:26.000 Some of it was serendipity.
00:12:27.000 Some of it was, you know, short-sighted vision on the part of the Russians or the, you know, the French or...
00:12:32.000 Oh, they fucked up with Alaska.
00:12:34.000 The Russians fucked up.
00:12:35.000 Yeah.
00:12:35.000 What did they give that to us?
00:12:36.000 For like 50 bucks?
00:12:38.000 Yeah.
00:12:38.000 It wasn't much money.
00:12:39.000 It wasn't much, no.
00:12:41.000 I guess we got our money's worth out of that by now.
00:12:43.000 Yeah.
00:12:43.000 But anyway, so yeah, we'll do that.
00:12:46.000 And I planned this trip.
00:12:49.000 Of course, their school starts tomorrow.
00:12:51.000 They're all three of them are in elementary school.
00:12:54.000 So their school starts tomorrow.
00:12:56.000 And I gave my kid the option.
00:12:58.000 I said, do you want to, you know, he starts in fifth grade.
00:13:00.000 I said, do you want to stay here so you don't miss the first few days of school?
00:13:04.000 And he looked at me like, What are you crazy?
00:13:07.000 Exactly.
00:13:07.000 He said, you're an idiot.
00:13:08.000 I mean, that's what his eyes said.
00:13:10.000 He didn't say that to me.
00:13:11.000 How old is he?
00:13:11.000 He's just turned 10. He's going to learn more in the woods.
00:13:14.000 Absolutely.
00:13:15.000 Absolutely.
00:13:15.000 For a couple of days.
00:13:16.000 Yeah.
00:13:17.000 Have a good time.
00:13:18.000 Have a wonderful experience.
00:13:19.000 And the grizzlies are out because, of course, the grizzlies are out looking for the salmon.
00:13:22.000 I mean, and it's just fantastic.
00:13:24.000 You know, they say that's the safest time to be around them.
00:13:27.000 It's when there's salmon out.
00:13:28.000 Yeah, they're just fat and happy.
00:13:30.000 They don't bother you.
00:13:31.000 Yeah.
00:13:32.000 And so, you know, now if something happens to my 10-year-old and my wife said it's going to be my fault, it's on my head.
00:13:37.000 And I can't blame her.
00:13:38.000 That would be true.
00:13:40.000 Do you pack when you're out there?
00:13:42.000 Are you packing a sidearm?
00:13:44.000 No.
00:13:45.000 No, we don't.
00:13:45.000 Because when we go up there, and we're going up with, what, about a dozen other guys.
00:13:53.000 And they pack?
00:13:54.000 And they do.
00:13:55.000 The lodge does.
00:13:56.000 We stay in a small little sort of...
00:13:57.000 You know, I say lodge.
00:13:58.000 It's a wonderful place, family-owned.
00:14:00.000 It's not a fancy place at all.
00:14:01.000 But it's a great little spot, and they do a great job.
00:14:04.000 The guides are fantastic.
00:14:05.000 So we'll have a good time.
00:14:07.000 But, yeah, we don't take anything with us.
00:14:09.000 I mean, it's just...
00:14:10.000 Yeah, no, that makes sense.
00:14:11.000 As long as the people up there...
00:14:13.000 I mean, you probably won't need anything as long as the bears have fish.
00:14:16.000 They really have no...
00:14:18.000 There's an area that we've shown this video before of this enormous grizzly that gets right next to this guy who's sitting there photographing these bears eating fish out of the river.
00:14:30.000 And the bear literally couldn't give a fuck about him.
00:14:33.000 Just looks at him and just sort of wanders off.
00:14:35.000 And there's actually a statistic that no one has ever died in this area.
00:14:39.000 No person's ever been attacked or killed in this one area just because it's just overrun with salmon.
00:14:44.000 They're so preoccupied this time of year.
00:14:46.000 But it's also, you know, you talk about how things change around the planet and the salmon runs are, you know, really being impacted right now by a variety of reasons.
00:14:54.000 You know, it's not just one thing.
00:14:56.000 But, so, anyway.
00:14:58.000 But that'll be good.
00:14:59.000 And I know that everybody was really keen to hear about my upcoming trip.
00:15:02.000 So, there you go.
00:15:03.000 Well, you know, I mean, it is interesting to hear people's take on the climate issue, because there's hard left and hard right.
00:15:09.000 Hard right is, it's a cycle, it's always happening this way, and you're impeding business.
00:15:14.000 Hard left is, we're all gonna die.
00:15:16.000 And then Miami's gonna drown.
00:15:18.000 I mean, and Al Gore had already predicted in that movie, An Inconvenient Truth, that we were gonna be covered in water in 2014. Wasn't it 2014 they were predicting that the ocean levels were going to rise to the point where we're going to have to start evacuating some of the coastal cities?
00:15:32.000 That's right.
00:15:33.000 He missed that one just by a little bit.
00:15:34.000 A little bit!
00:15:35.000 Yeah.
00:15:35.000 But it came out with another movie.
00:15:37.000 12 people saw that.
00:15:39.000 More inconvenient truth.
00:15:40.000 Yeah.
00:15:40.000 And nobody has watched it, I don't think.
00:15:44.000 Did you see Bill Nye when he was on Tucker Carlson's show?
00:15:48.000 No.
00:15:49.000 It was very interesting.
00:15:50.000 It was very interesting.
00:15:52.000 Because Bill Nye, who's not really a scientist...
00:15:55.000 What is he?
00:15:56.000 He's an engineer.
00:15:57.000 He's an engineer, that's right.
00:15:59.000 He's discipline-based, you have to be smart, but he calls himself Bill Nye the science guy.
00:16:05.000 By the way, he has an undergrad degree.
00:16:07.000 He doesn't even have a PhD or anything.
00:16:09.000 Hey, I got one of those.
00:16:11.000 And they were talking about climate change, and Tucker Carlson said, I'm willing to absolutely believe that people have an impact on climate change.
00:16:21.000 He goes, but can you tell me how much?
00:16:24.000 And then Bill Nye kind of got flustered, and he got a little confrontational, a little defensive.
00:16:32.000 It was really kind of interesting, because Tucker kept pestering on him.
00:16:35.000 We're talking about science, so I would like you to tell me, how much of an impact have people had?
00:16:41.000 What are the numbers?
00:16:41.000 Is it a narrow range?
00:16:43.000 Can you give me a narrow range?
00:16:44.000 Is that nothing?
00:16:44.000 It's just, what he does is he publicizes science for his own personal benefit.
00:16:50.000 He has that terrible show on Netflix, Bill Nye Saves the World.
00:16:54.000 Bitch, you're not saving shit, okay?
00:16:56.000 You can't call your show Bill Nye Saves the Fucking World.
00:16:58.000 You're not saving the world with this crazy goddamn song about gender.
00:17:02.000 And he has, oh my god, yeah.
00:17:04.000 Do you see that thing?
00:17:04.000 That was stunning.
00:17:06.000 What in the, who the fuck greenlit that?
00:17:09.000 Yeah.
00:17:09.000 Like, I love Netflix, but hey, a little quality control is not a bad thing.
00:17:13.000 We just have somebody on set to go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:16.000 What in the fuck is this?
00:17:19.000 Like a censor, like in that movie Good Morning Vietnam.
00:17:22.000 Somebody that sits there and reads through his material before he does it.
00:17:26.000 No, I saw that.
00:17:27.000 Clearly, they don't have anybody who has to approve his content.
00:17:30.000 But that just shows you where his mind's at, that he's willing to say yes to that.
00:17:34.000 That's someone who wants to acquiesce with no uncertain terms to the left.
00:17:39.000 Meanwhile, he had a television show out years ago where he was describing gender, and he was basically saying there's two genders, and it's about X and Y chromosome.
00:17:51.000 I mean, which is what everybody's been told in science and biology class.
00:17:54.000 Then he has this show just a few years later, where now the tide has turned politically, where this is such a weird subject about gender and sexual identity and gender identity.
00:18:05.000 And so he's got these songs about, you know, like, what?
00:18:09.000 That lady singing that song, like, hey, this is fucking terrible!
00:18:13.000 Like, all you're doing is just, like, the same thing as President Trump staring at the sun.
00:18:17.000 All you're doing is setting yourself up for ruthless criticism that's going to diminish any potential legitimate point that you actually have.
00:18:25.000 But, I will say this, I don't think he really got pilloried for it, right?
00:18:29.000 I mean, nobody really...
00:18:31.000 I mean, there was some...
00:18:33.000 On mine?
00:18:33.000 Yeah, I think some people made fun of him, but I think Bill Nye, for the most part, he knows that's a very comfortable place for him to do, or for a lot of people.
00:18:40.000 If they say, look, I just want to get the adulation of the left, of the far left.
00:18:45.000 Yeah.
00:18:45.000 Yeah.
00:18:45.000 Then fine.
00:18:46.000 I mean, that's what you want to do.
00:18:48.000 Do it.
00:18:49.000 But you see people that kind of shift their position and are happy to be there because they know they're going to be coddled.
00:18:55.000 And so I get why he does it because it's a base of it's an audience that he knows is going to stick with him as long as he says the right things.
00:19:05.000 Yeah.
00:19:05.000 And apparently he doesn't really give a shit about science.
00:19:07.000 So he's happy to say anything.
00:19:08.000 Why?
00:19:09.000 I think he does give a shit about science, but I think he gives a shit more about people liking him and fitting in with this crowd of people.
00:19:16.000 There's a weird thing that's going on in science, and there's nothing...
00:19:20.000 Look, science is fantastic.
00:19:21.000 It's critical for our civilization.
00:19:24.000 I'm not a science criticizer, but there's a weird thing about people that are a part of science, where their own egos and their own need for Positive affirmation sort of supersede any critical thinking.
00:19:36.000 So there's certain subjects that cannot be discussed.
00:19:39.000 There's certain things that, like, they're almost like, it's almost like science religion.
00:19:44.000 You know, so there's certain subjects that aren't even open to scrutiny.
00:19:49.000 Well, I think that's right, and I think part of it is also we have gotten to a point where you can't And I don't know how you walk it back, but you can't have conflicting ideas in the same statement or the same sentence.
00:20:03.000 And things conflict all the time, right?
00:20:05.000 And you can have truths that collide with each other and don't necessarily make sense.
00:20:12.000 But it seems as if now everything has to be in absolutes, and whether it's climate change.
00:20:17.000 So you can't say, you know, if you just have this...
00:20:21.000 Middle-of-the-road discussion where you say, well, look, of course, humans, I'm sure, have some impact.
00:20:27.000 I don't know what that is.
00:20:28.000 And this is a problem, and we do have to do our part, and we do have to work to try to be the best we can be.
00:20:35.000 But that's not good enough.
00:20:36.000 You've got to be sort of totalitarian about the whole issue.
00:20:41.000 And it's not just that.
00:20:43.000 Any argument, it just seems as if...
00:20:45.000 And it's not just the millennials.
00:20:47.000 I'm not one to beat on the young kids or the generation of whatever we want to call them nowadays, because I know a lot of good kids that are out there that are working hard or they're in the military, and it's a fantastic group of folks.
00:20:59.000 So I think we're just fine in that regard.
00:21:01.000 But there does seem to be something about each successive generation, and we've gotten now to a point where people have a hard time processing this dissenting opinion idea.
00:21:10.000 And that starts to shut down Debate and it starts to shut down the the idea that you can have a discussion about science where you have You know these conflicting ideas and how do you how do you resolve them?
00:21:21.000 That used to be the whole concept about science is that test theories and come up with what works and Anyway, I think it's because we're attaching egos and personalities and virtue signaling to to the actual hard data itself But here's here's the thing that we should all be concerned with Pollution.
00:21:37.000 We should all be concerned with human waste.
00:21:39.000 We should all be concerned with the damage that we're doing to our water, the damage that we're doing to the environment.
00:21:46.000 There's a host of different things that human beings are involved in that are creating irreparable harm to the environment.
00:21:53.000 We should absolutely be concerned with that.
00:21:54.000 But what's weird is that you hardly ever hear about that.
00:21:57.000 You hardly ever hear about doing something to curb the plastic in the ocean, doing something to eliminate some of the sewage waste that goes into the ocean.
00:22:07.000 There's a ton of different things that we're doing that are huge issues.
00:22:10.000 But instead, you hear about climate change, and it becomes this ideological left versus right battle, which is very weird to me.
00:22:17.000 And I understand that climate change is a real issue, and if the ocean water continues to rise, coastal cities really are fucked, and if the temperature does rise, we really might have to migrate to better climates.
00:22:31.000 There's a lot of other shit going on that seems to get ignored during this process.
00:22:35.000 Well, interestingly, I'm old enough to remember when plastics...
00:22:40.000 That was an issue, right?
00:22:41.000 Plastic bags or keeping the oceans clean or don't be a little bugger.
00:22:47.000 It was more of a...
00:22:49.000 It was things that you could accomplish.
00:22:52.000 It was things that you could do, the community could do.
00:22:54.000 So you would have these community drives to pick up trash or to not use plastic bags or to whatever it is.
00:23:03.000 And it was stuff that you could do and you could see some results and you felt good about it.
00:23:08.000 And, you know, who knows?
00:23:10.000 Maybe we've gone past that now.
00:23:11.000 And so now that's not good enough because, you know, now we've got to save the planet.
00:23:16.000 Well, you save the planet these little steps at a time, right?
00:23:19.000 If every community says, you know, I'm sorry, I can't do anything about the polar bears, so fuck it.
00:23:24.000 I'm just going to worry about myself.
00:23:25.000 But if you bring it back down to those little things, like you were, you know, maybe implying, then...
00:23:30.000 I think we're better off, right?
00:23:33.000 And eventually you do make a difference.
00:23:36.000 But if all you do is talk about climate change and save the planet, people just get overwhelmed.
00:23:41.000 It's like a lot of other things in life, and you just think, fuck it, I'm just gonna focus on other shit.
00:23:44.000 But it's just so strange that climate change has become this weird ideological debate between the left and the right.
00:23:49.000 And when it comes to plastic, there's a solution that's been around for years for plastic.
00:23:54.000 There's biodegradable hemp plastic.
00:23:57.000 It's existed for a long time.
00:23:58.000 If they just legalized hemp farming nationwide, federally, let people grow hemp in mass quantities, you could turn that into plastic.
00:24:05.000 You would never have to worry about water bottles again.
00:24:07.000 You would never have to worry about garbage bags.
00:24:09.000 You would never have to worry about anything, because it would all be plant-based plastic, which is real, biodegradable.
00:24:15.000 You put it in the ground, it becomes dirt.
00:24:16.000 There's nothing wrong with it.
00:24:17.000 So what's the holdup?
00:24:19.000 Well, federally, hemp has been illegal since the 1930s.
00:24:23.000 That's what it is.
00:24:24.000 I mean, and all that goes back to William Randolph Hearst conning people into making it illegal so he didn't have to switch over his paper mills from wood.
00:24:32.000 That son of a bitch.
00:24:33.000 That son of a bitch.
00:24:34.000 Yeah.
00:24:35.000 Hearst.
00:24:36.000 That's right.
00:24:36.000 I forgot.
00:24:37.000 He's the guy who did that.
00:24:38.000 Yeah.
00:24:38.000 Wow.
00:24:39.000 It's amazing.
00:24:40.000 Him and Harry Anslinger, and what they did is they organized an actual campaign against hemp as a commodity by demonizing this thing that they called marijuana, which wasn't even the name of cannabis at the time.
00:24:57.000 Marijuana was a name for a wild Mexican tobacco.
00:25:00.000 They applied that name to cannabis to say that there's this new drug that's making Mexicans and blacks rape white women.
00:25:07.000 You know, he was a piece of shit, that William Randolph Hearst.
00:25:09.000 Yeah.
00:25:10.000 And he printed all these articles in his papers, and they made Reefer Madness and all that stuff, all those movies that they made back in the day.
00:25:16.000 Have you ever seen Reefer Madness?
00:25:17.000 Oh, it's wonderful.
00:25:18.000 It's great.
00:25:18.000 It's another good movie.
00:25:19.000 It makes me want to get high.
00:25:20.000 Yeah.
00:25:20.000 And then, of course, they made Citizen Kane, and that turned Hearst into a household name.
00:25:27.000 You know, a relatively benign character.
00:25:29.000 Yeah, Orson Welles.
00:25:30.000 I wonder what he did to Orson Welles.
00:25:31.000 He must have fucked with him a little bit, don't you think?
00:25:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:35.000 Interesting.
00:25:36.000 When did that movie come out?
00:25:37.000 Citizen Kane came out in...
00:25:38.000 Long time ago.
00:25:39.000 Yeah, people are like, why are they talking about Citizen Kane?
00:25:41.000 I want to say it was the 50s.
00:25:43.000 Oh, it was earlier than that, I think.
00:25:44.000 Was it?
00:25:44.000 Yeah.
00:25:45.000 Was it?
00:25:47.000 1941. RKO. RKO. Pictures.
00:25:50.000 It's a great movie.
00:25:51.000 Still to this day, it's a great movie.
00:25:53.000 I watched it on an airplane.
00:25:54.000 I couldn't believe it.
00:25:54.000 I was on an airplane not too long ago, and I was looking through the movies, saying, am I going to watch anything, or am I going to...
00:25:59.000 I don't know.
00:25:59.000 I did not.
00:26:00.000 And...
00:26:02.000 Citizen Kane was on, which was strange.
00:26:04.000 It was right there in the middle of all these typical Marvel and DC Comics movies that you would expect on a plane.
00:26:11.000 That's odd.
00:26:12.000 So I started watching it, and the dude next to me in the seat, next to me, kind of starts, you can tell when someone's watching your screen, right?
00:26:19.000 Right.
00:26:20.000 Looking over there.
00:26:20.000 Finally, he taps me on the shoulder and he says, what are you watching?
00:26:23.000 And he was, you know, he was probably a couple years younger than me, but not much.
00:26:28.000 I said, I'm watching Citizen Kane.
00:26:30.000 Never heard of it.
00:26:31.000 Never heard of it.
00:26:32.000 Which I guess, no big deal.
00:26:34.000 Fine.
00:26:34.000 But, you know, Jerry Lewis died and people are probably saying, who's that?
00:26:37.000 He's like probably one of those dudes at the gym that talks too much.
00:26:40.000 Yeah.
00:26:40.000 He's one of those guys that comes up to you while you're benching.
00:26:42.000 Hey, let me ask you a question.
00:26:44.000 Am I doing this right?
00:26:45.000 Or even worse, they'll go, you should drop your shoulder a little bit when you do that.
00:26:49.000 Oh, those fucking guys.
00:26:51.000 Because what you'll do is you'll stress that and then that'll be better for you and you'll...
00:26:55.000 Okay, thank you.
00:26:56.000 I love those guys.
00:26:57.000 They use big words.
00:26:59.000 Try to convince you they know what they're talking about.
00:27:02.000 So, speaking of Citizen Kane and Orson Welles and conspiracies, last night I re-watched the episode of Geraldo Rivera's Good Night, America, when they introduced the Zapruder, because you know Dick Gregory just died?
00:27:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:17.000 They introduced this Zapruder film to the American public 13 years or 12 years, 12 years after Kennedy's assassination.
00:27:24.000 And then I went and read that paper, the articles that was printed a couple of weeks ago that you even tweeted about it, about the CIA questioning the official story of the JFK assassination.
00:27:36.000 Yeah, that was interesting, wasn't it?
00:27:38.000 As a CIA guy, what do you think about that?
00:27:41.000 Well, first of all, that Zapruder film, that's the most watched piece of film in history of film.
00:27:45.000 Is it really?
00:27:46.000 Which is really interesting.
00:27:47.000 But, yeah, it was interesting that the, you know, as typical with a lot of these things, the headline doesn't necessarily actually match once you get into the body of the story, but the idea being that the agency...
00:28:02.000 had some concerns over the idea that perhaps Cuba was behind the assassination, or the Russians to some degree, or working more likely in a combination of the two.
00:28:19.000 Do I think that he could have taken that shot?
00:28:22.000 Yeah.
00:28:23.000 It was not...
00:28:24.000 I've been up in that book depository from that vantage point.
00:28:28.000 We did a story on the whole issue, the conspiracy theory, and what could have happened, and we tried to find some new witnesses.
00:28:36.000 Could he have made that shot?
00:28:37.000 Yeah, it was a straightforward effort for someone who had some training.
00:28:41.000 He wasn't the world's best shot, but he had sufficient training to make that shot.
00:28:45.000 No, that's separate from...
00:28:47.000 You know, his motivations and any potential support that he may have gotten during the course of that.
00:28:54.000 And, you know, I think that he, in his mind, he genuinely felt that this was going to get him into the revolution, right?
00:29:02.000 That this was going to...he had had a very unhappy experience in Russia when he was over there living, came back, saw what was happening in Cuba, desperately wanted to be part of that, I took an unexplained trip down to Mexico, which could well have been in an effort to find somebody who could support his desire to take some sort of action,
00:29:25.000 whether he had formed in his mind that's what he was going to do at the time or not.
00:29:29.000 So, you know, is there still a possibility that the Cubans, which the intel service there, would have had the file on him?
00:29:37.000 I mean, he was a very, very well-known quantity, obviously, by that time for the Russians.
00:29:41.000 The Russians were solely responsible for training up the Cuban intel service.
00:29:45.000 So there's a massive file on him, and they knew, you know, who they were dealing with.
00:29:50.000 They knew his weaknesses.
00:29:52.000 They knew his...
00:29:55.000 They knew his motivations.
00:29:56.000 They knew what to do in terms of trying to get leverageable information on him.
00:30:02.000 So I think that the jury's still out.
00:30:05.000 And I'm not a conspiracy guy, but I think there's enough there that says, you know, yes, it's kind of like what we're talking about with climate change.
00:30:15.000 I believe this, but this also could be true.
00:30:17.000 So I think he could have taken that shot, for sure, and succeeded.
00:30:23.000 I think it's also possible that he may have had the encouragement of, in particular, the Cuban intel service through the Russians.
00:30:32.000 Because at that time, in particular, the Cubans didn't do anything without the Russians' support, blessings, and direction.
00:30:38.000 So that is entirely possible.
00:30:42.000 Do I think that there were a variety of other things at play?
00:30:48.000 Did they help him get the weapon?
00:30:51.000 Was there actual logistical support in there?
00:30:54.000 I don't think so, but maybe.
00:30:57.000 It's a fascinating thing.
00:30:59.000 And again, nobody wants to think that something that...
00:31:04.000 Impactful could have been just one guy who, you know, had a dream about being a hero of the revolution.
00:31:11.000 It's such an awful thing to think about.
00:31:13.000 You want something bigger.
00:31:15.000 You want something more behind it.
00:31:17.000 I will say the one thing that I think there was something else to was the MLK issue of Martin Luther King assassination.
00:31:24.000 Well, let's get to that for sure.
00:31:25.000 But here's the thing about the Lee Harvey Oswald assassination.
00:31:29.000 You know, a lot of people think that there was people in the grassy knoll and that they shot at the president and there was more than one shooter.
00:31:36.000 That's possible, too.
00:31:37.000 And here's the other problem with people saying that Oswald could have never made that shot.
00:31:41.000 Of course he could have.
00:31:42.000 100% he could have.
00:31:43.000 Is it likely?
00:31:45.000 Listen, people throw three-point shots that have no fucking business on a basketball court and they hit nothing but net.
00:31:50.000 It happens all the time.
00:31:52.000 It doesn't mean it's not likely that a guy could get off three shots that quick, but it is possible.
00:31:58.000 There was more time in there than they originally thought.
00:32:01.000 There's some misinformation out there about how condensed that time frame was, and now after they've...
00:32:07.000 You know, the researchers seemed to work fairly well.
00:32:09.000 The time frame extended a little bit, but he had, more importantly, he worked up there.
00:32:14.000 So he had the opportunity to recce that site, right?
00:32:16.000 So he, it was like he was sitting in a blind waiting and figuring out, you know, what am I going to be doing here?
00:32:20.000 And that's a tremendous advantage.
00:32:23.000 And clear daylight, targets moving right in line with you, there's no wind.
00:32:28.000 Not only that, it's not that far a shot.
00:32:30.000 No, it's not.
00:32:30.000 It's not like everybody thinks it's like a half mile away or something like that.
00:32:34.000 I mean, how far was it?
00:32:35.000 Was it 150 yards or something like that?
00:32:36.000 Yeah, I'd have to go back and it's been a while now.
00:32:38.000 Let's find out.
00:32:38.000 But I've stood on that spot where the limo was and looked up at the sight.
00:32:42.000 I stood up there and looked down and it's not that far.
00:32:45.000 It's a total makeable shot on a deer.
00:32:47.000 Yeah.
00:32:47.000 Like if you were going to shoot a deer with a rifle, you'd be like, oh yeah, that's definitely in my effective range.
00:32:51.000 Yeah, no, there was no...
00:32:53.000 How far is it?
00:32:53.000 There we go.
00:32:55.000 265 feet, 81 meters.
00:32:57.000 That ain't shit.
00:32:58.000 That's a bow shot.
00:32:59.000 You could shoot an animal with a bow from 80 meters if you're really good and there's no wind.
00:33:05.000 So that's a really close shot.
00:33:07.000 So the idea that he couldn't make that shot, he's a bad shot, that is so fucking stupid.
00:33:12.000 He absolutely could make that shot.
00:33:14.000 Anybody could make that shot from 81 meters.
00:33:16.000 That's nothing.
00:33:17.000 We looked at the grassy knoll issue.
00:33:19.000 We looked at what the train yard engineer reported seeing with a sort of a puff of smoke that he thought he saw over by the fence line.
00:33:30.000 And we looked and we thought, yeah, you could, you know, from that position, they opened that place up and we were able to go back up there and you could see it.
00:33:35.000 We ran a couple of tests and fired off a few shots and that's always fun.
00:33:39.000 If you want to have a good time, take a rifle to Dealey Plaza and fire off a few shots without the tourists knowing what the hell is happening.
00:33:45.000 And the Dallas police, by the way, were tremendous during the course of that.
00:33:49.000 Why did you guys do this?
00:33:50.000 We did this a while back for a show called America Declassified, which isn't running anymore, but it was on Travel Channel.
00:33:58.000 Jesse Ventura did that.
00:33:59.000 He went up there with a Manlinker Carcano, same rifle, and he was like, this is an impossible shot!
00:34:06.000 No one could make this shot!
00:34:08.000 It can't be done!
00:34:11.000 I love Jesse.
00:34:12.000 I think he's awesome, but I'm like...
00:34:14.000 He wants everything to be a conspiracy.
00:34:16.000 Right, right, right.
00:34:17.000 He's significantly on that side to the point where he's leaning always towards a conspiracy.
00:34:24.000 What you want to do is you want to do every investigation.
00:34:26.000 This company that I've got, we do a lot of investigations.
00:34:30.000 You've got to build, just like with a homicide case or anything else, you've got to build it on stable ground, right?
00:34:35.000 So you have to start from, you know, the very basics.
00:34:39.000 Because if you start building ideas and investigative inquiries on something that's not sturdy underneath it, you know, not based on evidence and fact, then you got a problem.
00:34:49.000 The whole thing becomes suspect and usually comes toppling down.
00:34:52.000 So, you know, you got to keep an open mind about all these things.
00:34:56.000 And I think it's important.
00:34:57.000 Right now, people are going, oh, Well, I'm sure that agency, the CIA, was involved, so I'm a terrible source of information.
00:35:03.000 I've heard that before.
00:35:04.000 I said, you can't talk credibly about this because, you know, the CIA was involved.
00:35:08.000 But here's the thing.
00:35:08.000 If the CIA was involved, it's not you.
00:35:10.000 You weren't there in 1962. Last time I checked, I was not there in 1962. And also, I will tell you this much.
00:35:17.000 Or was it 63?
00:35:18.000 It was 63. If the agency had been involved, this is the honest to God's truth, there's no way that secret is still kept.
00:35:27.000 People can't keep their yap shut.
00:35:29.000 They can't.
00:35:30.000 And secrets have a way of coming out, and certainly a lot quicker now than they used to.
00:35:36.000 Now, but the secrets then, I mean, we're talking about so long ago.
00:35:42.000 We're talking about more than 50 years ago.
00:35:43.000 What would get out?
00:35:45.000 It's like the D.B. Cooper issue.
00:35:47.000 My biggest reason for believing D.B. Cooper died and his chute is hanging up a tree, and that's a vast wilderness up there, is that people can't help themselves.
00:35:58.000 At some point, people talk, or somebody talks, somebody associated with it, or somebody nearby, or somebody involved, or somebody on their deathbed, or somebody says something they shouldn't have.
00:36:06.000 It's, you know, the idea that they've maintained this sort of secret over a period of time, I find hard to believe.
00:36:12.000 I'm not discounting it entirely.
00:36:14.000 Again, you've got to leave a little space open for something that could be just amazing.
00:36:18.000 But, you know, anyway, so that's...
00:36:22.000 That was that.
00:36:22.000 But yeah, I agree.
00:36:23.000 That shot was not a tough shot.
00:36:26.000 81 meters ain't shit.
00:36:28.000 That's nothing.
00:36:28.000 And particularly in those conditions.
00:36:30.000 And I will say, those conditions were ideal, unfortunately, for that event.
00:36:34.000 But people are like, there's a video of me shooting a fucking hard drive at 100 yards.
00:36:41.000 A hard drive.
00:36:42.000 You must have hated that hard drive.
00:36:43.000 On the edge.
00:36:44.000 Well, we were just getting rid of some hard drives.
00:36:45.000 We thought it'd be fun to take it to the rifle range.
00:36:47.000 So I take it to the rifle, and obviously we're dealing with modern rifles.
00:36:51.000 They're probably more accurate.
00:36:53.000 But I'm shooting something that's basically two inches high, laying it down on the ground at 100 yards and blowing it to smithereens.
00:37:00.000 That's how accurate a rifle is at 100 yards.
00:37:03.000 You're telling me he couldn't get a headshot at 81 meters?
00:37:05.000 That's crazy.
00:37:06.000 Again, no wind.
00:37:07.000 Of course he could.
00:37:08.000 Good light.
00:37:09.000 Did he, though?
00:37:10.000 Did he?
00:37:11.000 That's right.
00:37:11.000 That's the question.
00:37:14.000 We have some pretty good indications as to what he was thinking and obviously what his motivations were, and that's important.
00:37:18.000 Well, he definitely was in with the Russians.
00:37:20.000 He definitely was involved in a lot of weird shit with communism.
00:37:25.000 Who knows what his entire full background was because there was a lot of covert shit going on.
00:37:30.000 And did he express a desire to do something like this to the Russians at some point?
00:37:35.000 And they thought, okay, well, here's an interesting opportunity.
00:37:38.000 Yeah, they would have sparked on that.
00:37:40.000 And they would have thought about it.
00:37:42.000 Would they have actually, no play on what's intended, but would they have pulled the trigger on an operation trying to push him into doing an act like this?
00:37:51.000 Maybe.
00:37:52.000 No, it's indirectly through the Cubans, exactly.
00:37:54.000 Especially if they thought, like, this crazy fuck might go ahead and do this for us.
00:37:57.000 And this is after the Bay of Pigs.
00:37:59.000 People have to realize there was a lot of people pissed off at Kennedy.
00:38:01.000 We lost a lot of people.
00:38:03.000 Khrushchev hated Kennedy.
00:38:05.000 Well, that infamous video where he's banging his shoe down on the table, we will Yeah, no, it was...
00:38:12.000 The environment was right for them.
00:38:14.000 And again, the Russians, it shouldn't be any surprise to anybody when you talk about what they did during this election.
00:38:18.000 I mean, they've been doing this forever.
00:38:19.000 You go back to the 1940s, and the Russians were spending a lot of time and effort and money here in the States trying to keep us out of the war back before...
00:38:28.000 Hitler invaded Russia when they were allied with the Nazis still.
00:38:31.000 So they spent a lot of time.
00:38:33.000 They set up independent associations, supposedly.
00:38:36.000 They paid off a lot of unions and union members, journalists.
00:38:40.000 I mean, they were doing everything they could to strengthen the idea of isolationism, just to keep us out.
00:38:45.000 They've been doing this for as long as they've been around.
00:38:48.000 So anybody who says, it's shocking the Russians would be engaged in this.
00:38:51.000 It's ridiculous.
00:38:52.000 They've always been engaged.
00:38:53.000 And we, by the way, have been engaged doing that with them.
00:38:56.000 What?!
00:38:56.000 That's what I hear.
00:38:57.000 I've heard that online.
00:38:59.000 I find that.
00:38:59.000 Alex Jones told me.
00:39:00.000 Hard to believe.
00:39:01.000 You know, the thing that bothers me the most about the Kennedy assassination is the universal support for the magic bullet theory.
00:39:07.000 I think that fucking bullet is ridiculous.
00:39:10.000 I've shot things.
00:39:11.000 I've shot a lot of things.
00:39:12.000 I know what happens to bullets.
00:39:13.000 Everybody that I know that's a marksman, everybody I know that's a hunter, they see a bullet that has hit bone.
00:39:18.000 It fucking never looks like that.
00:39:21.000 When a bullet goes through two people and comes out looking like you shot it into a pool of water, that's what it looks like.
00:39:27.000 I don't buy that at all.
00:39:28.000 And the convenience of finding it on Connelly's gurney when they roll him into the hospital, oh look guys, we found the bullet and it's perfect.
00:39:36.000 I don't buy That for a fucking second.
00:39:38.000 And the problem is there's more metal fragments in Connelly's body than we're missing from the bullet itself.
00:39:44.000 I think that bullet itself, look at that bullet.
00:39:47.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:39:49.000 That thing didn't hit shit.
00:39:51.000 Nah, it's exactly right.
00:39:52.000 I've argued with people that have never shot guns.
00:39:55.000 And they go, well actually, it's proven.
00:39:57.000 They broke bones.
00:39:59.000 When a bullet breaks bones, they get fucked.
00:40:01.000 Well, it's a jacketed bullet.
00:40:02.000 When a jacketed bullet breaks bones, it gets fucked.
00:40:06.000 You're talking about something that's going...
00:40:08.000 I mean, how fast does a bullet from that rifle go?
00:40:10.000 It's got to be...
00:40:11.000 That would be an interesting thing to pull up, but...
00:40:13.000 I would imagine it's in the thousands of heat per second.
00:40:16.000 It's got to be.
00:40:17.000 When it hits bone, it's just going to blow all over the fucking place.
00:40:19.000 But the point being, there's always distortion, even if you're...
00:40:21.000 Always.
00:40:22.000 I mean, so I... I don't buy that bullet.
00:40:24.000 When you have a conversation about this and it is somebody who has no shooting experience or, you know, it's just, you think, alright, that's fine.
00:40:32.000 I understand why you're fascinated by it, but when you do your research, you know, it's like with news.
00:40:38.000 Read everything, right?
00:40:40.000 Read the Wall Street Journal, read the New York Times, read the Financial Times, read the Economist, but read everything.
00:40:45.000 Yes.
00:40:45.000 Before you form your opinion, right?
00:40:47.000 And everybody's so siloed nowadays, and you get the same thing with conspiracy theories.
00:40:51.000 I absolutely believe this, and I'm going to discount everything else that's out there, or just not pay any attention to it.
00:40:59.000 Yeah, but...
00:41:00.000 It's hard to say.
00:41:01.000 And here's another thing.
00:41:02.000 The magic bullet path.
00:41:03.000 People are like, well, how is that possible?
00:41:05.000 Well, let me tell you something.
00:41:07.000 That's the most believable thing about the magic bullet theory, is the path of the bullet.
00:41:11.000 Because bullets do wacky shit when they hit bone, and you can't predict it at all.
00:41:15.000 I know a guy who, in Iraq, they shot a guy in the head from the front, and it went out his eyeball.
00:41:23.000 The bullet came out of his eyeball back forward.
00:41:25.000 Yeah.
00:41:26.000 It ricocheted inside of his skull and came out his eye.
00:41:29.000 Yeah.
00:41:30.000 I mean, again, you're right.
00:41:31.000 You can't predict it.
00:41:32.000 They'll try to model these things and figure it out.
00:41:34.000 But there's an unknown there.
00:41:36.000 And so, yeah, I agree.
00:41:37.000 I mean, I think that, again, it's one of those things where it's never going to get resolved.
00:41:43.000 And it's going to continue to live on because, A, it was such an important event in the history of the country.
00:41:51.000 Right.
00:41:51.000 And B, I keep coming back to that same thing.
00:41:53.000 People don't want to believe that really awful shit can happen sometimes in a very simple, straightforward way.
00:41:59.000 And so it's much easier to think it was a broad-based conspiracy.
00:42:04.000 There were lots of moving parts.
00:42:06.000 Sometimes bad shit happens, and it's just as simple as it seems.
00:42:09.000 That is possible.
00:42:10.000 Conversely, people don't like to believe in conspiracies, especially when it's involved in an assassination of a president.
00:42:15.000 Right.
00:42:15.000 You know, the reason why they came up with the whole magic bullet theory in the first place is pretty shady.
00:42:20.000 In fact, the reason why they did is because a guy got hit by a ricochet underneath the overpass.
00:42:25.000 And they blamed that bullet on one of the shots from Lee Harvey Oswald in the book depository.
00:42:32.000 So they said, well, all right, so now we have less bullets that could have hit Kennedy.
00:42:36.000 We have all these wounds and we have to attribute a series of wounds to one bullet.
00:42:41.000 Right.
00:42:41.000 So that was the thought process behind it.
00:42:44.000 But the Zapruder film was the one that got people weirded out by it.
00:42:48.000 But I'll tell you what, man, I've watched that film a bunch of times.
00:42:51.000 And one of the things that don't jive is if he did get hit from the front, you know, his head goes back to the left, why is the blood spray out forward?
00:42:59.000 See, it's weird the way the impact of the blood is.
00:43:03.000 It's like the blood sprays forward and then his head goes back into the left.
00:43:07.000 It could have possibly been that he was hit from the front and the back at the same time.
00:43:11.000 That's entirely possible.
00:43:12.000 I mean, that is a tactic you would do, right?
00:43:15.000 You would roll someone into an area where they would be in a crossfire and they would get shot from both sides.
00:43:19.000 Well, if they came in...
00:43:20.000 If the grassy knoll was, in fact, a second side for a shooter, then...
00:43:27.000 By the time it hits that corner and starts its path, just before the shots were fired from the book depository in Oswald, if you're going with that, if you had another shooter up on the grass, you know, you're basically looking right at the front of the vehicle.
00:43:47.000 And because of the way that it's positioned and the knolls kind of turned, and then it's just that It's just that there's not a lot of concealment up there.
00:43:58.000 Right.
00:43:59.000 And they had the fence, the picket fence.
00:44:01.000 It's not the original one that's there anymore, but it's basically in line with it.
00:44:05.000 And there's plenty of pictures of the previous fence that was up there at the time.
00:44:11.000 And you did have the train yard engineer report sometime after the fact that he saw a puff of smoke, that he wasn't quite sure what that was all about, and he'd seen a couple of people back there.
00:44:24.000 So, that's an interesting thread to pull on, right?
00:44:28.000 And I think that it's been researched ad nauseum.
00:44:32.000 It doesn't mean you couldn't still find something.
00:44:35.000 It also doesn't mean anybody's going to really find a conclusion after the fact.
00:44:38.000 Right.
00:44:39.000 Especially today.
00:44:40.000 Yeah.
00:44:40.000 No, and that's right.
00:44:41.000 And, you know, it's like everything else.
00:44:43.000 As time marches on, you lose, you know, you lose witnesses, you lose, you know, people that were there on site.
00:44:48.000 And even witnesses.
00:44:49.000 When someone gets shot, especially when the president gets shot, you'll have five different stories from five different people and gunshots heard from the moon.
00:44:57.000 Nobody knows what the fuck's happened.
00:44:58.000 Well, you get that just from a robbery.
00:44:59.000 Or a car accident.
00:45:00.000 Yeah, a car accident.
00:45:01.000 You say, what did you see?
00:45:02.000 If you separate people out, you're right.
00:45:04.000 You get five different versions from five different people.
00:45:06.000 Yeah.
00:45:06.000 And, you know, so, yeah, eyewitness accounts tend not to be particularly credible.
00:45:12.000 Reliable, yeah.
00:45:13.000 And you've got to, you know, you've got to take them and then you've got to, you know, match it up with other information you can pull together forensically.
00:45:21.000 It is fascinating.
00:45:23.000 You know, who knows where it's going.
00:45:24.000 D.B. Cooper's back in the news a little bit.
00:45:26.000 Is it really?
00:45:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:28.000 Initially, it was because the Bureau was saying, okay, we're closing this case.
00:45:31.000 And then there's some talk now over the past day and a half, two days, that they might have found something up in the wilderness that might be a piece of the chute that he had.
00:45:40.000 And I know.
00:45:41.000 Really?
00:45:41.000 They haven't bottomed that one out yet.
00:45:43.000 D.B. Cooper, more new evidence of parachute, believed found.
00:45:47.000 But how do they know that's his parachute?
00:45:49.000 Yeah.
00:45:49.000 The thing about, I mean, it could be, but the thing about something that's that long ago, we have to realize how many people die in the woods every year.
00:45:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:45:58.000 Yeah.
00:45:58.000 And when you come out the back of that plane...
00:46:01.000 Good luck.
00:46:02.000 Yeah.
00:46:02.000 And also, he was in a suit.
00:46:05.000 He was wearing loafers.
00:46:06.000 He lost his shoes.
00:46:07.000 So he hits those...
00:46:09.000 That wilderness, he hits those trees, and it was cold that night, and it was wet, and there's going to be a manhunt on in the morning.
00:46:18.000 No, he had his parachute, and he had the bag with the money.
00:46:24.000 They had given him money, and that was it.
00:46:28.000 No wilderness gear at all?
00:46:30.000 No.
00:46:31.000 Well, not that they know of.
00:46:32.000 I mean, who knows?
00:46:33.000 Maybe underneath his business suit, he was wearing something, but I don't think so.
00:46:37.000 And what was the time of the year?
00:46:39.000 It was late in the year.
00:46:40.000 I think I'll have to go back and check again, but I think it was November.
00:46:43.000 And what part of the country?
00:46:44.000 Up in the wilderness up in Washington State.
00:46:48.000 Oh, he's dead the night before Thanksgiving.
00:46:50.000 Before Thanksgiving?
00:46:51.000 Yeah, that guy's dead.
00:46:52.000 Yeah.
00:46:52.000 I mean, it's just...
00:46:53.000 You're not going to make it.
00:46:54.000 You've got to make your way out of there.
00:46:56.000 It's nighttime, and you know that...
00:46:58.000 And, you know, again, there's going to be a manhunt starting immediately.
00:47:00.000 You don't even have a shelter?
00:47:01.000 No.
00:47:02.000 Les Stroud wouldn't survive up there.
00:47:04.000 But there's been all sorts of theories.
00:47:05.000 Oh, he jumped out, and then some people met him.
00:47:08.000 Well, I'm sorry.
00:47:09.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:47:09.000 Good luck finding him.
00:47:10.000 Right.
00:47:11.000 How are you going to be able to be...
00:47:12.000 No, that's so silly.
00:47:13.000 People jumping out of an airplane with no GPS... The odds of finding that guy, he doesn't have a flair?
00:47:19.000 Like, what does he have?
00:47:21.000 How are you going to locate him?
00:47:21.000 Do you just find him in the woods?
00:47:23.000 That's what I think.
00:47:24.000 And, you know, there was some talk, well, you know, because some of his money was found, you know, after the fact, stacked in a little...
00:47:32.000 Part of the river that seemed unusual, right?
00:47:35.000 It seemed like it would have had to make a pretty amazing journey from the wilderness down through the stream system out to the river and then be found on this sandbar.
00:47:45.000 And it was all stacked one on top of the other.
00:47:48.000 But it had the serial numbers.
00:47:51.000 And so there was some thought that, you know, how did that get there?
00:47:55.000 Did it naturally just float down there and end up on this sandbar and covered in sand and eventually was found by some kid that was on a picnic?
00:48:02.000 Whoa.
00:48:03.000 You know.
00:48:04.000 I wonder if you spent that money slowly.
00:48:07.000 How long would it take before you get busted?
00:48:09.000 Yeah, it was $200,000 back in the day.
00:48:11.000 Just a little bit here and there, you know?
00:48:13.000 Buy a bicycle.
00:48:15.000 Seems good, buy a TV, no one say nothing.
00:48:18.000 Buy a bicycle.
00:48:20.000 He's a little kid, you know.
00:48:22.000 Pedal my way to California, where the weather's nicer.
00:48:24.000 Parents come in his room, he's got a 50-inch TV. What the fuck's going on here?
00:48:27.000 You don't even have a job, you little punk.
00:48:29.000 DB, what the hell are you doing?
00:48:30.000 Where did you get that transistor radio?
00:48:32.000 Well, if it's a kid who found it, I'm sure it's...
00:48:34.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
00:48:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:35.000 No, he reported.
00:48:36.000 The kid was with his family, and he reported finding it immediately.
00:48:39.000 The Bureau went out there and dug up the entire area in a fairly large effort, trying to figure out, was there more money there?
00:48:46.000 How did it get there?
00:48:47.000 I think if they found his money, he's dead.
00:48:50.000 He's not going to jump out of a parachute and then leave the money behind.
00:48:53.000 Well, there was some thought that maybe he was doing it as a ploy, right?
00:48:55.000 To kind of distract and think, okay, he's dead because the money's there.
00:49:00.000 Right.
00:49:01.000 But, again, it falls into the category of, you know, it's never going to be resolved, I don't think.
00:49:06.000 And it's a fascinating story.
00:49:07.000 It's America's Only Unsolved Hijacking.
00:49:09.000 Am I right about that?
00:49:10.000 I think, yeah.
00:49:11.000 America's Only Unsolved Hijacking.
00:49:12.000 Was it all the money?
00:49:13.000 Did they find all of it?
00:49:14.000 Or what percentage?
00:49:15.000 No, it was just a small amount.
00:49:16.000 It was not a large amount.
00:49:18.000 He did not.
00:49:19.000 If he planted it there, he was smart enough not to put it all there.
00:49:22.000 Yeah, that's a weird story.
00:49:23.000 That D.B. Cooper one's a weird one.
00:49:25.000 Because a lot of people, they tend to look at him like some sort of a folk hero.
00:49:29.000 There was a connection with him that they were thinking he was this guy who had shot...
00:49:36.000 I want to say he shot family members.
00:49:39.000 He murdered family members and then went out and did that crime.
00:49:42.000 There was some suspect that was on the loose from some sort of a homicide...
00:49:47.000 That they connected to the D.B. Cooper case and they thought that somehow there was a potential that they were related.
00:49:52.000 That it was the same guy.
00:49:53.000 Yeah.
00:49:54.000 He loses some of his charm if that's the case.
00:49:56.000 Yeah.
00:49:56.000 It'd be just a guy that's, you know, thinking I'm going to hijack a plane for some cash and disappear.
00:50:00.000 Where'd he get the money?
00:50:02.000 Where'd the cash come from?
00:50:03.000 They brought it on the plane.
00:50:04.000 They landed and then they got the passengers and most of the crew off of there.
00:50:10.000 Sure.
00:50:10.000 And then everybody was in the cockpit with the door closed.
00:50:13.000 In the old days, the back door would open up, you know, with steps, and he went out the back door.
00:50:18.000 They had a back door indicator, which is how they kind of sensed about where he would have gone out.
00:50:24.000 Anyway, I sound like a D.B. Cooper so much.
00:50:25.000 How high was he up there when he jumped?
00:50:29.000 Again, I have to go through my notes, but I think he dropped down.
00:50:32.000 Like a regular commercial flight?
00:50:34.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:35.000 They dropped down to, I want to say about 10,000 feet.
00:50:40.000 I can't remember.
00:50:41.000 Still pretty fucking high.
00:50:42.000 But they're not really sure because the door came down.
00:50:44.000 He could have been there for any period of time, and he had instructed them to drop down.
00:50:48.000 I forget, again, what altitude he was at.
00:50:50.000 But, you know, it's amazing that these things continue to go on.
00:50:54.000 We love mysteries.
00:50:55.000 We love mysteries and conspiracies, which is why the new Trump administration is so interesting.
00:51:02.000 Well, he loves conspiracies, doesn't he?
00:51:04.000 He believes a bunch of crazy ones.
00:51:06.000 Like, he was just retweeting that one about...
00:51:08.000 What was the general that they attributed to...
00:51:12.000 Pershing.
00:51:12.000 Yeah, Pershing.
00:51:12.000 Yeah, dipping the bullets in pig's blood.
00:51:15.000 Yeah, and there was never an Islamic attack in 35 years.
00:51:18.000 That's not even a true story.
00:51:20.000 No.
00:51:20.000 But again, who...
00:51:22.000 Why?
00:51:22.000 Why are you doing this?
00:51:23.000 Why are you talking about this?
00:51:25.000 Just stop.
00:51:26.000 There's no...
00:51:27.000 Look, I didn't vote for him.
00:51:29.000 I didn't vote for her.
00:51:31.000 I just thought we could have done better in a country this size, right?
00:51:34.000 I'll tell you one thing he's doing.
00:51:35.000 He's fucking it up for future idiots.
00:51:39.000 Future idiots, they're doomed now.
00:51:41.000 I don't know.
00:51:42.000 I would not underestimate our ability to hire somebody worse.
00:51:46.000 Do you think there's never going to be someone like...
00:51:48.000 Maybe there'll be like a new version of him, like someone like him, but they dial it back a little bit.
00:51:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:54.000 Maybe so.
00:51:55.000 I just think people always say, well, this will be a course correction, and we're going to go back to having really...
00:51:58.000 I'm thinking, this is America.
00:52:02.000 Don't imagine that it could actually get better in that regard.
00:52:04.000 We could be even more dysfunctional from a political point of view.
00:52:08.000 Well, what's weird is I was watching this interview today where this guy, this fucking pencil-necked dork, was supporting Antifa violence and saying that the only way to fight against fascism is violence.
00:52:20.000 And I was like, oh, Jesus.
00:52:22.000 And then there was this other guy next to him who was saying, no, that's not true.
00:52:26.000 The way you fight it is with a peaceful protest like just happened in Boston.
00:52:30.000 Like, that's the best way to handle it.
00:52:31.000 Yeah.
00:52:32.000 I want to say there was more than 100,000 people in Boston, wasn't there?
00:52:36.000 How many people in Boston came out?
00:52:38.000 Let's see if we could find that out.
00:52:39.000 And it was completely peaceful.
00:52:41.000 I think there was like 400 retards with KKK banners.
00:52:45.000 Yeah.
00:52:45.000 It's a small, small group, right, of assholes.
00:52:49.000 And you think, okay, but here's the thing.
00:52:52.000 This is where...
00:52:53.000 This is where, you know, President Trump is just such a, you know, he's a great case study.
00:52:57.000 At some point, I'm sure, well, I'm sure people are already, you know, writing up their grant proposals to do a study on his psychology.
00:53:04.000 But, you know, you look at the First Amendment and you think...
00:53:10.000 If you like the First Amendment, then you've got to be all in, right?
00:53:14.000 It's not like you can say...
00:53:15.000 And that's kind of the beauty of this country.
00:53:17.000 You've got to let the douchebag speak.
00:53:21.000 And that's what it is.
00:53:22.000 It's speech.
00:53:23.000 But we've gotten to the point where now words, by some folks, are viewed as violence.
00:53:30.000 Words aren't violence, I don't think.
00:53:31.000 This is just my own personal opinion.
00:53:32.000 Words aren't violence.
00:53:34.000 You gotta let everybody speak because that's the First Amendment.
00:53:37.000 You go down, you don't want to start picking and choosing.
00:53:39.000 It's a slippery slope.
00:53:40.000 Slippery slope, right?
00:53:41.000 And so, you know, but we can all agree that there's no space for them.
00:53:47.000 They're assholes.
00:53:48.000 But there's also no space for violent, you know, counter-demonstration.
00:53:54.000 There is space for protesting it because they're absolutely wrong, right?
00:53:59.000 I mean, and that's...
00:54:00.000 That's, again, this idea that you should be able to argue both, right?
00:54:05.000 No, you can't respond with violence, and yes, you guys, you shouldn't be here.
00:54:11.000 If you're going to hold those views, it's abhorrent.
00:54:15.000 You are protected by the First Amendment, and so that's fine.
00:54:19.000 It doesn't mean we have to like it or in any way condone it.
00:54:24.000 But you've got to know, okay, those sort of fringe ideas are going to exist.
00:54:28.000 And I agree, the best way to resolve it is peaceful demonstrations, massive peaceful demonstrations, to show, you know, sort of the weight of where the good thoughts are.
00:54:39.000 Yes.
00:54:39.000 And then political process.
00:54:42.000 Yeah.
00:54:43.000 Right?
00:54:43.000 Ensure that, you know, work through the political system, as dysfunctional as it may be.
00:54:47.000 But anyway, Just encouraging people to violently attack people that have differing ideas than them that aren't being violent is never the answer.
00:54:57.000 It's just not the way to do it.
00:54:59.000 And by the way, that's a fascist approach.
00:55:01.000 You're right.
00:55:02.000 Anti-fascist takes a fascist approach.
00:55:05.000 Yeah, I mean, literally, you're enforcing your ideas to the point where you're silencing others with actual violence.
00:55:10.000 Which is the mark of a totalitarian state, also, as if you say you can't have these views.
00:55:15.000 Well, yeah, of course, we can all hate those views, but again, it's the idea that what you say is violent to me.
00:55:21.000 No, it's not.
00:55:22.000 It's fucking speech.
00:55:23.000 Here's the other thing that Trump fucked up.
00:55:25.000 He called those protesters anti-violent protesters, or anti-police protesters.
00:55:30.000 Like, come on, man.
00:55:32.000 That is not what they're...
00:55:33.000 They're not protesting against police.
00:55:34.000 There might be a few amongst them that say stupid shit about the police.
00:55:39.000 Right.
00:55:40.000 But again, just like with the other side where you've got...
00:55:42.000 I mean, what do you got?
00:55:44.000 100 or 200?
00:55:45.000 I didn't...
00:55:45.000 Who would imagine?
00:55:47.000 15,000 counter-protesters.
00:55:49.000 Where the fuck are these Nazis hiding, anyway?
00:55:50.000 I mean, that's the thing.
00:55:52.000 You know, my dad didn't fly in World War II, you know, so that somehow you could have a resurgent, not that there is, I think it's a small group, just like it's a small group on the left that wants a violent solution to this, or, you know, honestly believes that, you know, violence against police is somehow the answer,
00:56:09.000 which is insane, but...
00:56:12.000 Again, there you go.
00:56:13.000 Truth is somewhere in the middle, right?
00:56:14.000 I mean, get rid of the fringe, and we've got to figure out a way for the folks that are in kind of the common space to work together.
00:56:27.000 Otherwise, I mean, A, I don't think the Democrats care where the Republicans care.
00:56:31.000 In fact, they're happy that shit's not getting done.
00:56:33.000 But as an American, again, I didn't vote for him.
00:56:37.000 I didn't vote for her.
00:56:39.000 But I would like to see the government work now.
00:56:41.000 Who did you vote for?
00:56:42.000 You know what?
00:56:43.000 I just said, fuck it.
00:56:43.000 I can't.
00:56:44.000 I couldn't.
00:56:44.000 You too, huh?
00:56:45.000 I know.
00:56:46.000 I couldn't bring myself to do it.
00:56:47.000 A lot of people did.
00:56:47.000 And I hated doing that, right?
00:56:49.000 Yeah.
00:56:49.000 Until you voted top down, right?
00:56:51.000 Yeah.
00:56:51.000 Is that what they call it?
00:56:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:53.000 I mean, what I did was, you know, state election's important, you know, and that's fine.
00:56:59.000 But it's very painful to say I can't.
00:57:03.000 I can't justify doing that.
00:57:06.000 And then people lose their minds and they go, well, that means you voted for him.
00:57:10.000 No, it just means we should have been able to do better in a country this size.
00:57:15.000 And maybe...
00:57:19.000 Maybe you hold your nose and vote for the other side.
00:57:21.000 I don't know.
00:57:22.000 At least she represented a conventional approach to politics.
00:57:26.000 Right.
00:57:26.000 That's true.
00:57:27.000 There's no doubt about that.
00:57:28.000 That's super conventional.
00:57:29.000 I don't enjoy a lot of aspects of her personality and what she's done with her career and the obvious deception.
00:57:38.000 The Clinton Foundation, which is just riddled with problems, and now doesn't even exist anymore, apparently.
00:57:44.000 They shut it down, didn't they?
00:57:46.000 Yeah.
00:57:46.000 I wonder what they did with the remaining balance.
00:57:49.000 He probably just has whores flying in from Russia.
00:57:53.000 What are we going to do with this?
00:57:55.000 We've got all this money.
00:57:56.000 We've got to transfer it somewhere.
00:57:57.000 Well, there's got to be a place to store it.
00:58:00.000 Here, let me put it in my pants.
00:58:03.000 He's wadding up hundreds, stuffing them in his pants.
00:58:07.000 He was in a marriage...
00:58:09.000 Or he is.
00:58:09.000 I guess he's not dead yet, so I don't want to kill him off.
00:58:11.000 But he's an amazing...
00:58:14.000 A political individual.
00:58:15.000 That guy could make you think that, you know, I met him once overseas.
00:58:19.000 This sounds dodgy, but in Saudi, I met him at a party.
00:58:24.000 It does sound really sketchy.
00:58:26.000 And so, but he had that ability, right?
00:58:28.000 Now, again, I wasn't a fan necessarily, but I, you know, again, You just want, whichever administration's in charge, you want it to work.
00:58:35.000 You want for the country to move forward.
00:58:38.000 So you met him, and it's true what people used to say about him, which is that he made you feel like he was talking right to you, and nothing else was important.
00:58:46.000 He wasn't one of those guys that looks over their shoulder thinking, is there somebody else I should be talking to over there?
00:58:52.000 He was a charmer.
00:58:53.000 Yeah, he was a charmer.
00:58:54.000 A friend of mine told me he was talking to him and a woman, though.
00:58:58.000 And Clinton, like, essentially almost turned his back to him and, like, kind of was, like, forcing him out of the picture.
00:59:08.000 I'm a predator.
00:59:09.000 I'm just gonna block you right here.
00:59:11.000 I'm just gonna pull out some of these hundreds I got stacked in my pockets.
00:59:15.000 Woo!
00:59:16.000 Man.
00:59:17.000 In a party, huh?
00:59:18.000 Yeah.
00:59:18.000 Partying with Bill Clinton.
00:59:20.000 Yeah.
00:59:20.000 In Saudi Arabia.
00:59:21.000 I like to get drunk with that dude.
00:59:22.000 Yeah.
00:59:23.000 You know, and I'll tell you what, I mean, George Bush, that'd be a guy I'd like to sit down and have a beer with.
00:59:27.000 The Bush family, a good bunch.
00:59:29.000 I know people go, oh my God, I couldn't stand his policies.
00:59:31.000 But, you know, sometimes it comes down to a personal thing and you think, yeah, you know, maybe the guy's got some, you may not like his principles, but he sticks with them, right?
00:59:41.000 He looks extraordinary.
00:59:41.000 Extremely reasonable now.
00:59:43.000 Yeah, exactly, right?
00:59:44.000 There was one time where the Supreme Court had a ruling that he didn't like, and there was a speech where he gave, and I've seen it quoted in print, and then someone showed a video of it.
00:59:54.000 But he was essentially saying, well, we have to uphold the decision of the court.
00:59:58.000 I'm not happy with it, but this is the way our system works.
01:00:03.000 And then it went to Trump.
01:00:06.000 Talking about the Supreme Court, you know, not backing his travel ban and all the different various things that he's lost in court.
01:00:12.000 He just goes after people.
01:00:14.000 He's just like, you know, the personal attacks.
01:00:17.000 And there's no discipline in the White House.
01:00:21.000 And I know that everybody thought, well, let's get something different in there.
01:00:24.000 Let's get a businessman.
01:00:24.000 We don't want the politics as usual.
01:00:26.000 And, well, you got that.
01:00:27.000 But there is a requirement.
01:00:29.000 There is a need for the machine to work in a certain fashion, right?
01:00:33.000 In a sense.
01:00:34.000 And yet, you know, yes, there's lots of things you can change, and that's a good thing.
01:00:37.000 There should be some change in that government, but the way that the place works in Washington, but the communications there, the lack of discipline.
01:00:45.000 I mean, for crying out loud, they just put in place the new communications director at the White House, 28 years old.
01:00:51.000 She's 28 years old, never done this sort of thing before, and she's the new communications director.
01:00:55.000 She replaced Scaramucci after his 10-day reign.
01:00:59.000 And why did she replace him?
01:01:01.000 Because she listens?
01:01:02.000 She's just willing to do what Trump says?
01:01:04.000 He just said, you're the guy for the job.
01:01:07.000 Yeah, she says, you're the girl for this, and she's worked.
01:01:11.000 Within the Trump organization, and I guess just viewed as loyal.
01:01:15.000 Loyal.
01:01:16.000 Yeah, that's what he needs.
01:01:17.000 He needs loyalty above all else.
01:01:19.000 Yeah, and so that's it.
01:01:21.000 But, I mean, there's no consistency.
01:01:22.000 And you see these things happen.
01:01:24.000 You see the messaging get out, and he gets ahead of the message, or they need to play catch-up then, and people like Mattis and John Kelly now and Pompeo and others are trying to race to...
01:01:36.000 Makes sense of some of these things.
01:01:38.000 And there's this self-inflicted wound after wound for this administration.
01:01:43.000 It seems like one of those homemade derby carts that they roll down a hill where you know the wheels aren't going to stay on.
01:01:50.000 And you kind of can't look away.
01:01:52.000 You're like, wow, how long is it going to take for this thing fucking completely falls apart and starts doing tumbles down the hill?
01:01:57.000 You've got to come up with a name for that cart.
01:01:59.000 You always have to name your soapbox derby cart.
01:02:02.000 But, yeah, I don't know where it's going to go.
01:02:06.000 I just think...
01:02:07.000 But as a guy who's been in the intelligence community for so many years, and you're stepping back, and there was also a real issue with him being at odds with the intelligence community and diminishing the intelligence community.
01:02:19.000 Yeah, that was a strange or sort of an interesting narrative.
01:02:21.000 It didn't really...
01:02:24.000 It got overblown to some degree.
01:02:26.000 I mean, the people, in the sense that the people at the agency, you know, at the end of the day, they just take whoever's in charge, they take their marching orders from.
01:02:34.000 Right.
01:02:34.000 It's not, and I know people don't believe it because, you know, everybody likes the feature films and everything, but it's a pretty apolitical organization.
01:02:41.000 Whoever's in the administration, they're going to prioritize their national security concerns.
01:02:45.000 Your tasking comes out of that, and then you just march on and do your job.
01:02:50.000 And yes, the director is in a pointed position, And, you know, John Brennan was certainly much more political in the previous administration than previous directors have been.
01:02:59.000 But, and the operational level, you know, down at the street level, people just get on with it.
01:03:04.000 You know, they're human, so of course, you know, they may have their own personal preference, but I'd spent a long time there and behind the curtain and...
01:03:11.000 You know, they just tick on and do whatever.
01:03:14.000 You know, there were people that weren't happy with Obama, there were people that weren't happy with Bush, there were people not happy with Trump.
01:03:18.000 Just tell us what the priorities are, tell us what the tasking is, and we'll get on with it, you know, and go out there and do the collection operations we're supposed to do.
01:03:27.000 It just seems like there's no one person that's ever going to be able to fill that position.
01:03:33.000 It seems like that position also gets bigger and bigger, like the responsibilities get bigger and bigger.
01:03:38.000 I mean the presidency.
01:03:39.000 Yeah.
01:03:39.000 It seems to me that at this point in our history, the history of our society, we kind of have to look at that position and wonder whether or not it's even logical to give so much power to one person.
01:03:54.000 But what would you do?
01:03:55.000 That's a good question.
01:03:56.000 Yeah, how do you create a...
01:03:58.000 Council of Elders.
01:04:01.000 That's right.
01:04:02.000 Everybody sits around like a hand-carved desk in an underground lair.
01:04:06.000 Yeah.
01:04:06.000 Makes decisions.
01:04:07.000 That sounds pretty good.
01:04:08.000 Oh, I like it.
01:04:09.000 Yeah.
01:04:09.000 It could be like the Knights of the Round Table.
01:04:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:12.000 Yeah, you know what?
01:04:12.000 I don't know.
01:04:13.000 I think...
01:04:13.000 Virtuous people.
01:04:14.000 Doing it by committee.
01:04:16.000 I wonder if the Founding Fathers...
01:04:17.000 I'm sure there's been all sorts of reporting on that.
01:04:19.000 I just never read it.
01:04:20.000 But the Founding Fathers, if they considered that as an option.
01:04:23.000 Probably not, but...
01:04:25.000 I wonder if they consider the kind of population growth that we've experienced.
01:04:29.000 The real problem with the Founding Fathers is, as brilliant as they were, there's no way they could have ever seen the internet coming.
01:04:34.000 No, no.
01:04:36.000 Nor could they have seen people wanting to stay in Washington for 36 years or 42 years and become career politicians.
01:04:42.000 They were all just interested in doing their duty and serving the way they were supposed to or they felt obligated to and then getting the hell out, right?
01:04:49.000 Getting back to the farm or whatever their job was because nobody wanted to stay in Washington for any longer than they needed to.
01:04:54.000 So, yeah, you're right.
01:04:55.000 Could they have foreseen all...
01:04:57.000 No, definitely not.
01:04:58.000 And so...
01:05:00.000 What does that mean though?
01:05:01.000 It means amendments to the Constitution as we've done in the past.
01:05:06.000 Think about how crazy it is that someone forms a new country and then 400 plus years later it is the Preeminent superpower in the world by far.
01:05:17.000 That's pretty crazy.
01:05:19.000 You got these countries that have been around for thousands and thousands of years.
01:05:22.000 Like imagine a group of freaks and misfits that branch off from America, get in a boat and float over to Costa Rica or wherever and take it over.
01:05:32.000 Yeah.
01:05:32.000 And then it becomes the superpower.
01:05:35.000 It is astounding.
01:05:36.000 And then again, going back to what we talked about towards the beginning was cobbling it together, understanding that we needed to get our hands on everything west of the Mississippi.
01:05:44.000 Now, clearly there were some issues there, but, you know, it's sort of that vision that says we're going all the way to the coast.
01:05:50.000 All the way to the water.
01:05:50.000 We have to, otherwise we can't control it.
01:05:52.000 Right.
01:05:52.000 And that's, I mean, it's an astounding history.
01:05:55.000 You're absolutely right.
01:05:56.000 But It'll be interesting to see, obviously, this is probably the stupidest statement people will hear all day, is where we're going to be in, say, another 200 years.
01:06:06.000 Because I've got a theory that says where every generation is making it easier for their kids, and eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns and everybody's just a big pussy.
01:06:16.000 And so that's my theory.
01:06:18.000 I haven't come up with a name for it yet.
01:06:20.000 You're not alone.
01:06:21.000 The big pussy theory.
01:06:23.000 The big pussy theory.
01:06:23.000 That could cover different things.
01:06:25.000 Sopranos.
01:06:26.000 Yeah.
01:06:28.000 That was great.
01:06:29.000 That was a great show.
01:06:30.000 I wonder how much there are parts of the world where obviously things are way more difficult than they are here, and maybe we're losing some sort of a competitive edge because we've made our lives so easy.
01:06:42.000 Haven't replaced the convenience of civilization with something that tempers our human instincts, like some difficult tasks, rite of passage for young men, you know, something that develops character.
01:06:56.000 Instead, we're making safe spaces and making words violence and, you know, making it...
01:07:03.000 So we have trigger warnings and...
01:07:05.000 And there's no winners.
01:07:05.000 No winners, yeah.
01:07:06.000 We don't have to win.
01:07:07.000 Thank God we're in a...
01:07:08.000 My kids are getting old enough now where their sports league's no longer...
01:07:11.000 You know, for a while there, it was just driving me crazy as a parent going to a game and realizing that they weren't keeping score.
01:07:18.000 Yeah.
01:07:18.000 Because they didn't want to upset anybody's feelings.
01:07:20.000 They didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
01:07:21.000 Oh, my God.
01:07:22.000 That's the whole reason why people get better, you fucks.
01:07:24.000 Yeah.
01:07:24.000 Meanwhile, the kids are keeping score.
01:07:25.000 The kids know for sure.
01:07:26.000 And kids don't want you to blow smoke up their ass, right?
01:07:29.000 You know what?
01:07:29.000 They'd come off the court and if my...
01:07:31.000 You know...
01:07:32.000 Like the oldest boy, Scooter, he's 10 years old, and he plays a lot of lacrosse.
01:07:37.000 He's been playing for five years, and so he really likes it, and he does well, but I'm not raising a Division I champion there, right?
01:07:44.000 Right.
01:07:45.000 But he plays other sports, too, so there's sort of a well-roundedness there.
01:07:48.000 But we came off the field one day, and we were walking along, and all the parents were kind of marching off, and the game was over, and And he says, how'd I do?
01:07:58.000 And I said, well, you know, you could have done better.
01:08:01.000 I said, I just get the impression you didn't try as hard as you could.
01:08:05.000 What do you think?
01:08:06.000 And he looked at me irritated, right?
01:08:08.000 He looked at me like, I can't believe you didn't just say I did great.
01:08:11.000 And so he said, what?
01:08:13.000 And I looked at him, and I'm walking along, and I didn't realize the parents were within air shot.
01:08:17.000 And I said, well, look, Scoot, do you want me to blow smoke up your ass, or do you want me to be honest with you?
01:08:21.000 And to his credit, he said, no, you should be honest with me, even though he wasn't happy about the honesty.
01:08:26.000 He said, you should be honest with me.
01:08:27.000 And so we tell kids that they know better.
01:08:31.000 You know, if you tell a kid that they're great and they're doing wonderful and they didn't, what do they take away from that?
01:08:37.000 They take away from it that you're kind of bullshitting them.
01:08:40.000 Right.
01:08:40.000 You know, unless they're just super, super young, they get it at a pretty early age.
01:08:45.000 Well, here's something that's important to relay to children.
01:08:49.000 That you are not your accomplishments.
01:08:51.000 You are you.
01:08:52.000 And the only way you are going to get better at accomplishing things is to be 100% honest about the amount of effort you put in and what the actual result of that effort is.
01:09:03.000 Whether it's a failure or a success, that does not define you.
01:09:08.000 That defines your participation in this particular activity.
01:09:11.000 It is not you.
01:09:12.000 You are an individual that will hopefully learn from all of your endeavors.
01:09:17.000 But you're never gonna learn shit if you lie to yourself.
01:09:21.000 You're never gonna learn shit if somebody makes this, nobody scores a point, and there are no winners, and there are no losers, and everybody's amazing.
01:09:29.000 That's not good.
01:09:30.000 It's a good voice, by the way.
01:09:31.000 It's not good.
01:09:32.000 Because there's going to be people out there that are fucking driven and psychotic, and they're going to get ahead.
01:09:38.000 There's people that are task-oriented and goal-oriented, and they have an idea ahead of them.
01:09:43.000 They're going to try to figure out how to make this happen.
01:09:45.000 They have a goal.
01:09:46.000 They want to reach it.
01:09:47.000 And if you're competing with that person in any form of life, and they're not burdened down by the bullshit That we give so many kids today, they're going to have a massive advantage.
01:09:58.000 And this idea that this kid who's been coddled and treated like he's always going to be a winner, that somehow or another they're going to be happier is fucking crazy.
01:10:06.000 They know.
01:10:07.000 If that kid can't process what's true and what's not, and the kid can't process criticism...
01:10:12.000 Yes.
01:10:12.000 Constructive criticism, right?
01:10:13.000 You don't just stand there and berate your kid.
01:10:15.000 Of course not.
01:10:16.000 That's just as bad as the other thing.
01:10:17.000 Yeah, no, absolutely.
01:10:18.000 The guys that stand on...
01:10:19.000 Everybody's seen them, right?
01:10:21.000 Yeah.
01:10:21.000 The dads, or sometimes the moms, that stand on the sideline and berate their kid because the kid's jeopardizing his scholarship to some D1 school.
01:10:28.000 Morons.
01:10:28.000 Yeah.
01:10:29.000 Morons.
01:10:31.000 You're absolutely right.
01:10:33.000 The sooner they're able to assess that equation, effort and result, and compare it to what's going on around them, and then understand it.
01:10:44.000 One of my boys played basketball.
01:10:52.000 They enjoy it, but it's not their primary activity right now.
01:10:55.000 So they tried out for AAU, and they got in, but not at the top team.
01:11:02.000 And They were upset about not being placed on this top team.
01:11:08.000 And I said, you don't...
01:11:10.000 And I didn't say it quite this way, but my point was you don't deserve to be on the top team because you're not working as hard as those kids that are working hard and that's their thing.
01:11:20.000 They wanted to be there and so they put in the effort.
01:11:23.000 You are happy playing and you could be there, but you're not doing it yet.
01:11:28.000 Right.
01:11:29.000 And so therefore, A, don't get down on yourself, but B, certainly don't get down on anybody else because they put out the effort and they accomplished something that you didn't.
01:11:38.000 Right.
01:11:40.000 You know, you're always trying to find that balance.
01:11:42.000 We're not doing our kids any favors right now.
01:11:46.000 Obviously, that's a broad-brush statement, but in general terms, I think society is not doing us any favors.
01:11:55.000 And you see that.
01:11:56.000 I have a daughter that's in college, and she talks about her classmates and others.
01:12:02.000 You know, sort of the conversations they have in class and the discussions and what passes as debate nowadays, which is not much.
01:12:09.000 The idea of the old debate where you can voice your opinions and they can be different than somebody else's and you can, you know, hash it out and you can have a winner and a loser, but that's fine.
01:12:17.000 You go away and you come back the next day and you have another rousing debate in that class.
01:12:21.000 It doesn't really exist.
01:12:23.000 You know, it seems like anyway, because everybody's so afraid of saying something that might be offensive, or not offensive, but just might be upsetting.
01:12:31.000 Right.
01:12:31.000 You know, and there's a difference between being upsetting and being offensive.
01:12:34.000 We're trying to nerf the world.
01:12:35.000 I mean, that really is what it is.
01:12:37.000 We're trying to, all the hard edges that you might bruise yourself on, we're trying to put a cushion.
01:12:42.000 But you need to understand that when you fall down, it's going to hurt.
01:12:45.000 So that way, next time you're thinking you might fall down, you'll correct your path.
01:12:49.000 Yeah.
01:12:49.000 It's the whole reason why people do difficult things.
01:12:53.000 You do difficult things to understand your boundaries, to understand your limitations, and then to try to improve those.
01:12:58.000 Try to raise the roof on your expectations.
01:13:01.000 Raise the roof on your whatever limitations of your abilities.
01:13:05.000 Learn from whatever those are and improve.
01:13:07.000 It's like interrogation training.
01:13:09.000 In interrogation training, when you're working with people, the goal is to show them that it's okay.
01:13:15.000 At some point, they're going to have to talk.
01:13:17.000 Right.
01:13:18.000 And so when you're going through the training, the point of it is to get them to that point, they realize that, okay, you know, it's not the end of the world.
01:13:26.000 I know that at some point I'm going to end up talking, right?
01:13:29.000 I'm going to say something.
01:13:30.000 I'm going to have to do that because I can't.
01:13:32.000 Otherwise, I'm either dead or I'm completely broken.
01:13:34.000 And the idea is if you do that, and then the rest of the training and beyond that, you're building them back up because they understand that.
01:13:40.000 Now, if, God forbid, something should happen, they get picked up and there's actually an interrogation going on, in the back of their mind, they understand that.
01:13:47.000 And they're able to process it so that if they do get to that point where now, okay, I'm going to have to talk.
01:13:53.000 I'm going to have to come up with something.
01:13:54.000 Then it's not completely devastating.
01:13:57.000 It doesn't leave them completely broken.
01:13:59.000 And they can walk back because they understand, I got to that point.
01:14:02.000 I understand what my boundaries are, but I can work within that.
01:14:06.000 I don't know where I'm going with this other than...
01:14:08.000 Are you saying interrogation training like an agent gets interrogated?
01:14:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:14:12.000 I mean, interrogation training in general for our outfit, for the military, you know, it's basically the same.
01:14:17.000 We do a lot of cross training.
01:14:18.000 But this is not interrogating an enemy combatant.
01:14:21.000 Oh, no, no, no.
01:14:21.000 I'm talking about you being, you know, going through the interrogation training.
01:14:25.000 So what do you tell them to do?
01:14:26.000 Like, say if someone gets captured in Afghanistan or where have you, whatever.
01:14:31.000 Well, I mean, you know, the bottom line is, you know, you...
01:14:34.000 Try to avoid talking.
01:14:35.000 Right.
01:14:36.000 But it depends.
01:14:36.000 Part of it is you've got to assess who you're dealing with, right?
01:14:39.000 You've got to assess what you think their parameters are, what could be coming down the pike, in other words.
01:14:44.000 So how is this?
01:14:45.000 And that's part of the training, too, is understanding what different groups, what different places could mean, what that interrogation could look like, how bad it could get.
01:14:54.000 So you're processing that.
01:14:56.000 Part of it is understanding what it is that's okay to give up.
01:14:59.000 What are you going to say that's not going to put anything in jeopardy, anybody's lives or any operations or anything in jeopardy?
01:15:05.000 Part of it is, you know, then you've got to understand, you've got to stay close to the truth, right?
01:15:12.000 Where you start getting people out on interrogations is where they can't remember what they've said.
01:15:17.000 The closer you are to the truth, the easier it is to remember what you've said.
01:15:21.000 And these things, I mean, if it's a bad situation and you're in there day in and day out, You know, and your sleep deprivation and they're, you know, knocking you around and there's no food and it's...
01:15:32.000 You're gonna have a hard time keeping track of even the basic things.
01:15:36.000 So, you know, you're trying to keep it as close to the truth as possible and as minimal as possible, you know, in terms of damage.
01:15:42.000 You go in, you know, and typically you've thought through all of this.
01:15:46.000 It's like everything else.
01:15:47.000 You do your homework ahead of time and God forbid something should happen and, you know, usually it won't.
01:15:51.000 But anyway, point being is that You know, the idea is in the training portion of it, you want people to understand that, you know, everybody's got a breaking point, right?
01:16:00.000 And that's just, that's the way it works.
01:16:03.000 And some it's, you know, it's here, some it's further down the road, but everybody's going to break.
01:16:08.000 And you don't want that to devastate the person if it should happen, you know, knock on wood.
01:16:14.000 But anyway.
01:16:15.000 That was apropos of nothing.
01:16:17.000 No, it's important.
01:16:18.000 I mean, it's an interesting topic because, I mean, understanding that there's going to be severe penalties and that there's going to be repercussions and that, you know, this is a bad situation you're in.
01:16:32.000 And understanding that going in is going to help you a lot more than if you go in there from, you know, a soft, padded world where you don't think there's going to be any adversity whatsoever.
01:16:42.000 No, that's right.
01:16:43.000 And that's all where...
01:16:45.000 You know, just to finish that thought, is that the interesting thing about people talked about the interrogation program that we had, obviously, right?
01:16:54.000 And I don't want to revisit that.
01:16:55.000 And, you know, the left did a very fine job of grabbing the moral high ground and saying either you're talking to people or it's all torture.
01:17:02.000 Right.
01:17:03.000 But the point being is that even if you don't ever intend to use any enhanced interrogation techniques, You don't want to tell the enemy that.
01:17:15.000 Because once you tell them that you're constrained by the army field manual, as an example, that's all you can do.
01:17:24.000 Guess what?
01:17:25.000 Every mook out there fighting us and wanting to harm us is carrying a copy of the army field manual in their back pocket.
01:17:31.000 Despite the fact that they did for a while, they don't live in a cave.
01:17:34.000 And so once they know what's coming down the pike, That's gone.
01:17:39.000 Their incentive is gone, right?
01:17:42.000 To talk to you.
01:17:43.000 Because once you know, once you don't have that unknown, if you're not sitting in some squat box and the temperature's up and you haven't eaten and you're thinking, what the hell are they going to do to me next?
01:17:54.000 You have no idea.
01:17:56.000 If that's gone, and you don't have that anxiety, that intense anxiety, then you're okay.
01:18:02.000 Mentally, you get yourself to a nice, happy spot.
01:18:04.000 You're comfortable.
01:18:05.000 They're feeding you.
01:18:06.000 They're just asking questions.
01:18:07.000 They're just asking questions, and you can hold out for a much longer period of time.
01:18:12.000 And yeah, maybe there'll be some clever person working in the interrogation facility, and they'll develop a personal relationship over a period of time.
01:18:18.000 But you know what?
01:18:19.000 By then, your operational information has lost its interest, right?
01:18:24.000 Life on that stuff is not particularly long, typically.
01:18:28.000 So, anyway, that's, yeah.
01:18:31.000 So when you're in a situation where you have to extract information in a very short period of time because it's critical, because lives are at stake.
01:18:39.000 The old ticking time bomb thing.
01:18:40.000 Yeah, I mean, if you're stuck in some situation where, you know, someone's got a dirty bomb or, you know, what have you.
01:18:45.000 There's a terrorist attack that's being planned.
01:18:47.000 You know this guy has some information.
01:18:49.000 What is the best way to get it out of him?
01:18:52.000 Is there a best way?
01:18:53.000 You know what, there's not really, because it's all dependent on the individual.
01:18:56.000 And that's where it's, so much of this, you know, it just, again, the argument got sort of, you know, corrupted, hijacked, whatever.
01:19:04.000 Because of waterboarding?
01:19:05.000 Yeah, it just became such an emotive issue.
01:19:09.000 But it's an enormously labor-intensive process, even in those cases where you think, okay, we've just picked up a high-value target, and we feel that they've got operational information that we really need to know related to whatever.
01:19:25.000 It's not as if you don't go in there and start beating them over the head with a two-by-four.
01:19:29.000 Nobody does that.
01:19:31.000 Maybe some liaison partners in fourth world countries would think that's...
01:19:38.000 Is there a fourth world?
01:19:39.000 There's a fifth world.
01:19:40.000 What's a fifth world country?
01:19:42.000 I've never even heard of that.
01:19:43.000 New Jersey.
01:19:45.000 Connecticut.
01:19:47.000 Connecticut outside of Hampton.
01:19:48.000 Dan Malloy is the president of the fifth world nation of Connecticut.
01:19:54.000 You know, it's down to the individual.
01:19:55.000 It's knowing your homework.
01:19:56.000 It's having all the information that you can at your fingertips about, okay, well, who is this person?
01:20:01.000 Who is associates?
01:20:02.000 Who else have we picked up, and what have they said up to this point?
01:20:05.000 Do you have anything like that that you can walk into?
01:20:08.000 If you walk into an interrogation and you haven't done your homework, you're screwed, right?
01:20:12.000 It's going to show out really quickly, and they're going to figure it out for the most part.
01:20:16.000 You know, not to say that every detainee would be Lex Luthor, but...
01:20:20.000 You know, they get a sense pretty quickly.
01:20:21.000 So you really gotta have it buttoned up, have as much information as possible, so that you know how to direct the conversation.
01:20:29.000 If anything is said at all, or volunteered at all, is there any credibility to it?
01:20:33.000 What can you do with that information?
01:20:34.000 Can you take it back and get it corroborated by another...
01:20:37.000 Your Siri is...
01:20:38.000 You gotta shut that off, man.
01:20:40.000 Siri is transcribing everything you said.
01:20:43.000 Yeah, look at that.
01:20:44.000 It's the fucking CIA, man!
01:20:46.000 Yeah, they're doing that.
01:20:48.000 Now, what about...
01:20:50.000 What about using, like, chemicals?
01:20:54.000 Like, what about, like, MDMA? Have they ever tried giving detainees ecstasy?
01:21:00.000 No, I mean, I don't know, 60s?
01:21:01.000 You know, maybe the 1960s?
01:21:03.000 Why not now?
01:21:04.000 That's what I would say.
01:21:05.000 You'd be surprised.
01:21:06.000 No, I'm thinking, is Siri still listening to me?
01:21:08.000 That damn big brother.
01:21:09.000 Big brother.
01:21:10.000 You know what it is?
01:21:11.000 It's not the government.
01:21:13.000 It's Google.
01:21:14.000 I hate to break it to you, Google, but you can listen right now on YouTube.
01:21:17.000 You don't need to fucking covertly attack people's phones, you assholes.
01:21:22.000 You know what, there are, and again, we...
01:21:25.000 They might not know enough about ecstasy.
01:21:27.000 I need to get on the team.
01:21:28.000 If I just talk to them, if I just get alone, I'm telling you, you give these guys two hits, they'll fucking tell you everything.
01:21:34.000 Just give them a massage.
01:21:35.000 That'll be your codename.
01:21:36.000 They'll be so nice to you.
01:21:37.000 It just changes everything.
01:21:40.000 They'll be so nice to you.
01:21:42.000 Just give them some delicious food and give them a back rub and just go, listen, man, America's awesome.
01:21:48.000 Tell me what you know about that plot that we want to know about.
01:21:50.000 You don't want to blow anybody up, man.
01:21:52.000 They can't be your friend.
01:21:53.000 How could you do that?
01:21:54.000 Yeah, if you kill people, they can't be your friend.
01:21:56.000 Oh, you're right.
01:21:57.000 I think that would work.
01:21:58.000 I don't know why we didn't think about that.
01:22:00.000 It seems like it wouldn't work, but you know why?
01:22:02.000 You haven't done ecstasy.
01:22:03.000 Well, there you go.
01:22:04.000 Have you done it?
01:22:04.000 No.
01:22:05.000 See, there you go.
01:22:06.000 I've done it.
01:22:07.000 Trust me.
01:22:07.000 It'll fucking work.
01:22:08.000 Just give people two hits of ecstasy.
01:22:11.000 I'm serious.
01:22:12.000 After the show, I'll tell you what I'll do.
01:22:13.000 We'll get on the jet and we'll go back to headquarters.
01:22:16.000 It seems like what I'm saying is bullshit.
01:22:18.000 It seems like I'm joking around.
01:22:19.000 But I'm telling you...
01:22:21.000 What that stuff does is, first of all, it kills all of your inhibitions, gone.
01:22:26.000 All of your anxiety, gone.
01:22:29.000 And all of your insecurities, gone.
01:22:31.000 And what you're left with is this over-serotonin, over-dopamine state where you just love everything and everybody.
01:22:39.000 If you could give that to enemy combatants, I guarantee you, if you could talk to them, you would get shit out of them that they would never want to discuss.
01:22:48.000 Yeah, I think...
01:22:50.000 People won't buy it when I say it, but there are tremendous constraints on what can and can't be done.
01:22:57.000 If people had gone through and actually read all those DOJ memos that were released...
01:23:00.000 That's where you bring me in, buddy.
01:23:01.000 There you go.
01:23:01.000 That's what I'm talking about.
01:23:02.000 The chemist.
01:23:02.000 I'm a chemist.
01:23:03.000 I'd like to introduce you to the chemist.
01:23:04.000 I've come in with a fucking lab coat on, some fake glasses, so I look smarter than I am.
01:23:09.000 Give me a stethoscope.
01:23:11.000 I've always wanted a stethoscope.
01:23:12.000 Or maybe like in club gear, you just show up and take them out for a rave.
01:23:15.000 Yeah, like high water pants, Italian shoes.
01:23:18.000 Now you're talking.
01:23:20.000 Sort of the 70s hustle.
01:23:21.000 Yeah, just bring me in.
01:23:22.000 I'm telling you.
01:23:23.000 Just let me try it once.
01:23:24.000 I could fix a lot of shit with some chemicals.
01:23:26.000 You know what?
01:23:26.000 I'll put the idea forward.
01:23:27.000 I'll see what they say.
01:23:28.000 And then if, you know...
01:23:30.000 The reason why they don't think it would work is because they haven't done it.
01:23:33.000 If you get anybody in the Bureau or anybody in the CIA or wherever who has done ecstasy, they would listen to this and they would not want to say they've done it, so it would be a real issue.
01:23:42.000 But I'm telling you, you give people two tabs of ecstasy and then start asking them questions.
01:23:47.000 Plus, also, it would have been a much happier facility.
01:23:49.000 Oh, yeah.
01:23:49.000 Can you imagine?
01:23:51.000 Not the next day, no.
01:23:52.000 The next day is rough.
01:23:53.000 I remember the first time, well, I only did ecstasy once, but the next day I did it, I was in a coffee shop trying to read a boxing magazine.
01:24:02.000 I literally could not read.
01:24:04.000 I was like, God, I can't even concentrate enough to read a full sentence.
01:24:08.000 This is terrible.
01:24:10.000 And was it just pretty much that day after?
01:24:13.000 No, it took a couple days.
01:24:14.000 That night I went on stage and I was terrible.
01:24:16.000 I went on stage that night in Dallas.
01:24:18.000 If you went to that show back in 2001 or whatever it was, I'm sorry folks.
01:24:22.000 He's apologizing.
01:24:23.000 Yeah, it was a terrible show.
01:24:24.000 I just had no energy.
01:24:25.000 My brain was just like, I felt like my brain was a dry sponge.
01:24:29.000 Like someone had just squeezed all of the juice out of my brain.
01:24:33.000 Yeah.
01:24:34.000 See, it's those after effects that just, you know, you think...
01:24:36.000 Not worth it.
01:24:37.000 No.
01:24:37.000 But there's ways out of that.
01:24:39.000 There's a...
01:24:39.000 Just keep on it.
01:24:40.000 Stay on it.
01:24:40.000 No, there's nutrients that you take called 5-HTP. 5-HTP actually converts to serotonin in your brain.
01:24:46.000 It's the building blocks for it.
01:24:47.000 So what you do is, while you're tripping, you're supposed to double down on 5-HTP, and it helps you as you come off of it, your serotonin jumps back up.
01:24:57.000 Oh.
01:24:58.000 Not 100%, though, but to a manageable state.
01:25:01.000 Dude, you do have to be a chemist, though, to do all that, right?
01:25:04.000 Just got to be clever.
01:25:04.000 Most people just buy a couple of tabs at the club and, you know, call it good.
01:25:07.000 Well, if you're really smart, you actually take L-tryptophan and 5-HTP, because L-tryptophan converts to 5-HTP, and you should also take adaptogens, like some B vitamins and different things as well.
01:25:18.000 L-tryptophan, is that what's in turkey?
01:25:20.000 Yes.
01:25:21.000 Okay.
01:25:21.000 So you can just have a turkey sandwich.
01:25:23.000 A turkey club.
01:25:24.000 A nice turkey club.
01:25:26.000 While you're on the ecstasy.
01:25:27.000 That crash.
01:25:28.000 Apparently that's bullshit.
01:25:29.000 That crash that people always say from Turkey that, you know, it puts you to sleep.
01:25:34.000 Apparently that's all just carbs.
01:25:36.000 Really?
01:25:36.000 Yeah.
01:25:37.000 Oh yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
01:25:38.000 Massive amounts of mashed potatoes and stuffing.
01:25:41.000 Right.
01:25:41.000 You're just overeating.
01:25:43.000 See, I can believe that.
01:25:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:25:44.000 Although I do love stuffing.
01:25:47.000 Listen, bring this information back.
01:25:49.000 I'm talking to him.
01:25:50.000 You don't even have to bring it back.
01:25:50.000 It's happening right now.
01:25:51.000 It's happening right now.
01:25:52.000 They're hearing us.
01:25:52.000 They are.
01:25:53.000 They're listening to him in the Watch Center.
01:25:55.000 They don't know.
01:25:55.000 It's only because they don't know.
01:25:57.000 And Langley, they're taking notes right now.
01:25:58.000 You know, he might...
01:25:59.000 I am right.
01:26:00.000 I'm telling you I'm right.
01:26:01.000 Just try it once.
01:26:02.000 It doesn't hurt anybody.
01:26:03.000 They're not going to die.
01:26:03.000 They might have to change some laws to get that to happen.
01:26:06.000 Fuck the law.
01:26:07.000 Who the fuck knows Aimee?
01:26:08.000 Bring me in.
01:26:09.000 There's no laws.
01:26:10.000 I show up with a suitcase and a smile.
01:26:12.000 Ha ha ha.
01:26:13.000 I'll get you guys some UFC tickets.
01:26:15.000 We're good.
01:26:15.000 We will buy it.
01:26:16.000 No, we'll get you a lab coat.
01:26:19.000 Get you a special disguise.
01:26:21.000 I would love to fly in once.
01:26:22.000 Just let me try it once.
01:26:24.000 I guarantee.
01:26:25.000 Just someone who's not totally despicable.
01:26:28.000 You just got a little issue with this guy talking.
01:26:32.000 It just changes your chemistry.
01:26:33.000 I mean, it will erase any inhibitions you have.
01:26:37.000 It sounds all very Mengele-like, though.
01:26:39.000 It does, but it doesn't hurt anybody.
01:26:40.000 That's the thing.
01:26:41.000 Yeah.
01:26:42.000 Yeah.
01:26:42.000 Yeah, I think right now people are losing their minds because we got back on the interrogation thing.
01:26:49.000 I thought that was over and done with.
01:26:51.000 Oh, on your side?
01:26:52.000 People in the business?
01:26:53.000 Yeah.
01:26:53.000 Well, just people in general.
01:26:54.000 I think everybody just...
01:26:55.000 People just got so tired of it.
01:26:57.000 Well, they definitely did.
01:26:57.000 People got tired of the war on terror.
01:26:59.000 Nobody wants to talk.
01:27:00.000 Not that I want to talk about it, but that's what happens.
01:27:03.000 You think, where's the end?
01:27:05.000 And people are just tired of it.
01:27:08.000 I just want to move on.
01:27:08.000 I don't want to think about it.
01:27:10.000 And something happens, and people are reminded that it's still going on.
01:27:14.000 There's still people out there that want to hurt you, and yet we're all just so exhausted from it.
01:27:18.000 Well, I think that's also, I mean, you could make an analogy to some of the stupid lies that Trump has told.
01:27:25.000 He tells so many lies that he's just like, I can't even be bothered.
01:27:28.000 This can't even be a scandal.
01:27:29.000 Because there's so many of them, you just get overwhelmed by it to the point where you can't process it anymore.
01:27:36.000 It's exhausting.
01:27:36.000 It's exhausting.
01:27:37.000 And it kind of works both ways, right?
01:27:40.000 It works in the sense that the tweets and the bizarre statements and the things are exhausting.
01:27:45.000 And then on the other side, the people that want to make all of that stuff the death of the republic every day, it's the death of the republic.
01:27:53.000 That's exhausting.
01:27:54.000 And you say, who's running the shop?
01:27:57.000 Who's keeping things moving forward?
01:27:59.000 And I don't know.
01:28:01.000 I mean, we've got some good people in government, some really hardworking people trying to do the right thing, and yet it's just...
01:28:08.000 I'm not particularly confident right now.
01:28:12.000 What do you think is the worst case scenario right now?
01:28:16.000 So you say you're not confident.
01:28:18.000 Well, I think we could have we could see the market, you know, kind of stall at this point.
01:28:24.000 I mean, I think people have been amazed at how the market was resilient and not just resilient, but, you know, blasting upwards and showing apparently no concern for You know, how disheveled the administration has been over the first several months.
01:28:37.000 Hasn't the market been on a steady increase since 2007 or so?
01:28:40.000 No, but I mean...
01:28:41.000 2008 was the crash, right?
01:28:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:28:43.000 But since that, since the recovery...
01:28:45.000 It took a long time.
01:28:45.000 It took a long time to come back.
01:28:47.000 But then, yeah, right.
01:28:48.000 I mean, it's not...
01:28:49.000 But what I'm talking about is the time since the election.
01:28:51.000 You know, the market showed this ability to kind of ignore what was happening, right?
01:28:56.000 What was sort of the...
01:28:57.000 The chaos that the media's reporting on and all the various things.
01:29:02.000 Don't you think that they were encouraged, though, by his remarks about business?
01:29:04.000 Oh, sure.
01:29:04.000 That he wanted to encourage business?
01:29:05.000 Tax cuts?
01:29:06.000 Sure.
01:29:06.000 Absolutely, yeah.
01:29:07.000 And some of the deregulation, which has...
01:29:09.000 Okay, to be fair, there's been a fair amount of deregulation.
01:29:14.000 Tax cuts, not so much.
01:29:15.000 And so I think now that, you know, the market's starting to look at that and think, maybe we do have an issue here.
01:29:21.000 Maybe it's not, you know, going to work out the way we thought.
01:29:24.000 So maybe that slows down.
01:29:25.000 I don't think North Korea is going to be launching any missiles.
01:29:28.000 They're not suicidal, right?
01:29:29.000 I mean, they're...
01:29:30.000 Again, ecstasy and...
01:29:33.000 I could see him doing it.
01:29:34.000 Kim Jong-un.
01:29:35.000 What the fuck's his name?
01:29:36.000 The basketball player with the shit in his lips?
01:29:38.000 Rodman.
01:29:39.000 Rodman.
01:29:39.000 Yeah.
01:29:39.000 Send Rodman over there.
01:29:41.000 With a little bit...
01:29:41.000 I could see Kim Jong-un...
01:29:43.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:29:44.000 Yeah, I can see him doing that.
01:29:45.000 Rodman definitely does ecstasy.
01:29:46.000 So, that's not...
01:29:48.000 Now, that I could get behind.
01:29:49.000 That's an operation we could work on, you know, because that's not targeting detainees and then we don't have all those regulations we've got to worry about.
01:29:56.000 But I think, you know...
01:29:58.000 If Rodman, you know, willingly offers up ecstasy and Kim says, fine, then it's too consenting adults.
01:30:05.000 Yeah, we don't even allow Rodman to go back over there anymore, right?
01:30:07.000 No, he was, yeah, I think he does.
01:30:08.000 But Americans aren't allowed to go back there now.
01:30:10.000 Yeah, but not right now, I suspect.
01:30:11.000 Although if Rodman wanted to, I'm sure he'd be welcomed.
01:30:13.000 Did let him go?
01:30:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:30:15.000 That's our answer to everything.
01:30:17.000 Sent Dennis.
01:30:18.000 He was a hell of a ball player in his day.
01:30:20.000 He was.
01:30:20.000 People forget.
01:30:21.000 People think, because, you know, he's such an interesting cat now.
01:30:23.000 Yeah.
01:30:23.000 But people forget what a great basketball player he was.
01:30:26.000 Yeah, he just sort of went crazy.
01:30:28.000 Yeah.
01:30:28.000 Yeah, look at him.
01:30:29.000 Remember this?
01:30:30.000 Look at this picture.
01:30:31.000 Oh, yeah.
01:30:32.000 Remember that?
01:30:32.000 Yeah.
01:30:33.000 Bad as I want to be.
01:30:34.000 Was that a book he had out or something?
01:30:36.000 Well, I mean, you can't knock the guy for trying to be unique.
01:30:40.000 Yeah, no, he's unique.
01:30:41.000 But he was, again, he was a hell of a player.
01:30:44.000 Oh, he definitely was.
01:30:45.000 Man, that's a good look.
01:30:47.000 I haven't seen that before.
01:30:48.000 I got a jacket just like that.
01:30:50.000 Tropical jacket with all the...
01:30:52.000 Palm trees and...
01:30:53.000 What is that he's wearing around his neck?
01:30:54.000 Is that a fishing net?
01:30:56.000 Or is that a...
01:30:57.000 Could be anything.
01:30:58.000 Yeah.
01:31:00.000 That's...
01:31:00.000 Man.
01:31:02.000 It's like a silver Mr. T thing.
01:31:04.000 See, I could look at that and say I could never pull that off.
01:31:07.000 I could never...
01:31:07.000 You could.
01:31:08.000 I couldn't do that.
01:31:08.000 Like for Christmas?
01:31:09.000 Yeah.
01:31:10.000 Halloween, but not for Christmas.
01:31:12.000 And besides, when the season arrives, I put on my handmade New York Giants sweater from my daughter, and I don't take it off until after the Christmas season.
01:31:23.000 Whoa.
01:31:24.000 Yeah, it's pretty manky by now, but it's a great sweater.
01:31:27.000 Why do you choose to do that?
01:31:28.000 Because it's the Giants.
01:31:30.000 Oh, so you're a Giants fan.
01:31:32.000 Yeah, one of those guys.
01:31:33.000 Just cling to it, huh?
01:31:35.000 I do cling to it.
01:31:35.000 I cling to it.
01:31:37.000 Past glories in so many ways.
01:31:38.000 Maybe I should see it help you.
01:31:39.000 Yeah.
01:31:41.000 Well, you know, I'm not in the government anymore.
01:31:43.000 So, no, no.
01:31:45.000 Those days are, even the possibility of those days.
01:31:48.000 I mean, unless maybe I get older and I just, you know.
01:31:51.000 Just want to see.
01:31:52.000 Kids, just slip dad a tab, you know, and see what happens.
01:31:55.000 Tell dad to calm the fuck down.
01:31:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:31:58.000 There's only one way.
01:31:59.000 I've told my kids, look, if things get bad, if I start to...
01:32:02.000 You know, God bless, my mom's 98. And she's all there.
01:32:06.000 She's great.
01:32:06.000 My dad passed away when he was 90. He was all there.
01:32:09.000 And so I've got a knock on wood.
01:32:11.000 I'm hoping to make it a good long ways.
01:32:14.000 You know, I've also seen folks deal with the problem of, you know, onset dementia and Alzheimer's problems that creates horrible things.
01:32:24.000 I told my kids that, well, I haven't told them, but I told the oldest one, I said, just wheel dad out to the back and you guys all take turns shooting at me and, you know.
01:32:32.000 Whoever wins gets the house.
01:32:35.000 Is that really what you told him?
01:32:37.000 Yeah, the oldest one.
01:32:38.000 To shoot you?
01:32:39.000 Yeah.
01:32:40.000 He'll win, by the way.
01:32:40.000 He's a pretty good shot.
01:32:41.000 Yeah, but then he'll go to jail.
01:32:43.000 You don't want that.
01:32:44.000 Nah, it's Idaho.
01:32:45.000 I'm sure there's got to be some law in the books that says it's okay to...
01:32:49.000 No, that's not true.
01:32:50.000 You're right.
01:32:50.000 Where do they have that?
01:32:52.000 Assisted suicides in California.
01:32:54.000 California, and I think Oregon or Washington.
01:32:56.000 You posted something about Idaho, about people that were going up there for the eclipse, and I retweeted it.
01:33:01.000 It was fucking hilarious.
01:33:02.000 From the sheriff's department.
01:33:04.000 Lincoln County Sheriff's.
01:33:05.000 That guy knocked it out of the park.
01:33:08.000 Because everybody was thinking the same thing.
01:33:10.000 Everybody was like...
01:33:11.000 Because literally, you know, the hippies...
01:33:14.000 I don't know, maybe they're not hippies.
01:33:15.000 That's not fair, but...
01:33:16.000 Let's call them hippies just for fun.
01:33:17.000 Yeah, let's call them hippies.
01:33:17.000 They'd pull their camper or their Volkswagen, Vanagon, right out in the middle of a planted field, a freshly planted field, because not everything is fenced and gated out there, right?
01:33:29.000 There's a lot of space.
01:33:30.000 And they're like, come on.
01:33:32.000 Or they'll take their, like the guy said, they'll take their Prius up in the back roads.
01:33:36.000 It's not going to work out.
01:33:38.000 It's not going to make it.
01:33:39.000 The funny thing was about the dogs, too.
01:33:40.000 Yes, our dogs ride in the back of the truck, and occasionally some slow launers take a tumble.
01:33:45.000 But don't go to pet them.
01:33:46.000 They will bite you.
01:33:47.000 It's not your truck.
01:33:48.000 It's their truck.
01:33:49.000 And you'll see that.
01:33:50.000 You'll see people, A, they get upset because you drive around with your dog in the back of the truck.
01:33:55.000 And B, they'll walk up and want to pet it.
01:34:00.000 Don't do that.
01:34:01.000 Don't do it.
01:34:01.000 Leave him alone.
01:34:03.000 He's a good dog, but that's his truck.
01:34:05.000 The other thing about people having guns is, yes, everybody up here has a gun.
01:34:09.000 This is Idaho.
01:34:11.000 And the wildlife will kill you.
01:34:13.000 Yeah, everything will kill you.
01:34:15.000 And it will hurt the whole time you're dying.
01:34:17.000 Yeah, that sheriff, it was great.
01:34:19.000 It's a great fucking post.
01:34:21.000 We got great law enforcement on that.
01:34:23.000 I just got stopped.
01:34:23.000 I was...
01:34:25.000 We were up in the mountains, and I was racing to get to the airport on Sunday, yesterday.
01:34:30.000 And so I was coming through the canyon and heading back into Boise from up in the mountains.
01:34:37.000 And I was doing about, well, I know what I was doing, because the sheriff told me what I was doing.
01:34:41.000 He stopped me and said, you were doing 76. This is a nasty-ass canyon following the river for most of the way.
01:34:49.000 And you should be doing about 35, 40. But I was just humming.
01:34:54.000 And I was thinking, I'm making good time here.
01:34:56.000 And then the sheriff was out because he's trying to catch hippies.
01:34:59.000 And he stopped me.
01:35:01.000 But they're just great.
01:35:02.000 If you show them respect and polite, it's like a lot of places, right?
01:35:06.000 It's not just Idaho.
01:35:07.000 But the guy was like, yeah.
01:35:08.000 You know what?
01:35:09.000 I'm sorry, but how's everything else?
01:35:13.000 And you end up chatting, having a great time, having a conversation.
01:35:15.000 You don't mind getting the ticket.
01:35:18.000 You know, Bob's your uncle.
01:35:19.000 Mr. Baker, your white privilege is showing.
01:35:22.000 That's what's happening right there.
01:35:23.000 Is that what's happening?
01:35:24.000 It's a bunch of white privilege right there.
01:35:26.000 You know what?
01:35:27.000 That's probably the case.
01:35:29.000 Now I feel bad.
01:35:30.000 You know what I'm going to do?
01:35:31.000 I'm going to double what I send into the county.
01:35:33.000 That's beautiful.
01:35:34.000 I'm going to pay twice the amount that I should.
01:35:36.000 That's nice.
01:35:36.000 Just so that I self-flagellate.
01:35:41.000 Yeah.
01:35:41.000 It's not like that's a hobby.
01:35:43.000 Most cops are great.
01:35:44.000 I've always said that.
01:35:45.000 I think that it's cops are like most people.
01:35:48.000 Most people you run into are fine.
01:35:49.000 Most people you run into are great.
01:35:51.000 Occasionally you run into an asshole, and then you have a problem, and then you run around going, oh, people are all assholes.
01:35:56.000 No, no, no.
01:35:57.000 Maybe one out of a hundred, you know?
01:35:59.000 And I think with cops...
01:36:01.000 It's an insanely difficult job, insanely stressful.
01:36:04.000 Did you see that video, that one officer who was trying to get that fellow to stop, and he was wearing a body camera.
01:36:11.000 And so he had asked him to stop, and he matched a description of, I think, of robbery.
01:36:17.000 And it's been on video quite a bit.
01:36:20.000 And so the officer is trying to get him to stop, trying to get him to stop.
01:36:24.000 He won't stop.
01:36:25.000 He says, I will tase you.
01:36:26.000 And he's coming around, right?
01:36:28.000 So he's Yeah.
01:36:34.000 Yeah.
01:36:46.000 Weapon it shoots him repeatedly and it's just it's all there on kids.
01:36:50.000 It's it's a it's a perfect example of how Difficult that job can be right and it's astounding so I don't know whether that video is available Yeah, it is available.
01:36:59.000 I've seen it.
01:37:00.000 Yeah, there's there's a bunch of those I mean I've seen one of them where a guy pulls over this one Man and the guy was a Vietnam vet gets out of his car He's got a rifle.
01:37:10.000 He's yelling at him get back in the car put the rifle down put the gun down and the guy starts shooting him and And he's, you know, shooting multiple rounds into the guy's car, and the guy starts screaming, then he goes around by the passenger side and kills him.
01:37:20.000 It's all like on camera and video.
01:37:23.000 You have to realize this is a routine traffic stop.
01:37:25.000 Pulls him over for speeding or whatever it was, and this happens.
01:37:28.000 And it can happen all the time, and that's something that's on a cop's mind every time he pulls somebody over.
01:37:33.000 And you might think, hey, I'm a good person.
01:37:35.000 I'm not doing anything.
01:37:36.000 So I was going five miles an hour over the speed limit.
01:37:38.000 You know, why has this guy got his hand on his gun?
01:37:40.000 Why is this guy freaking out?
01:37:41.000 Well, maybe watch that video.
01:37:43.000 Maybe he's thinking about his kids.
01:37:44.000 Maybe he's thinking about getting home to his family.
01:37:46.000 Right, exactly.
01:37:47.000 And there's nothing that, again, this idea that you can't say two things that some people might think, oh, that counteracts the other.
01:37:55.000 Yeah, anytime there's a case of police brutality, deal with it.
01:37:59.000 We've got to deal with it.
01:37:59.000 It's horrible.
01:38:00.000 Of course.
01:38:01.000 But it's a terrible job.
01:38:02.000 It's a difficult job, and it's a dangerous job.
01:38:05.000 And those two statements can coexist, right?
01:38:09.000 And so you can support the police, and you can also support efforts to stop police brutality wherever it takes place, and ensure that it doesn't.
01:38:17.000 But you can also support the police.
01:38:20.000 And the difficult job they do and the efforts that they try to make to protect communities.
01:38:25.000 Yeah, the last thing you want to do is alienate them further.
01:38:27.000 I mean, that doesn't do anybody any good.
01:38:29.000 Are you denying the idea or the possibility there are any good cops?
01:38:32.000 Well, that's fucking crazy.
01:38:33.000 But it's a really convenient thing for people to say, fuck the police, because you don't get a lot of pushback, especially when something happens.
01:38:40.000 You don't get a lot of pushback.
01:38:41.000 You look like you're some sort of a liberal hero.
01:38:46.000 It's a very slippery slope, and the people that want no cops, well, okay, well, what about guns?
01:38:51.000 What are we going to do now?
01:38:52.000 You're going to just let criminals run everything?
01:38:54.000 No, no, the good people with their flowers are going to take over.
01:38:57.000 Shit breaks down really quickly.
01:38:59.000 Real quick.
01:39:00.000 And, you know, spent a long time overseas in some pretty difficult environments, and you see sort of the worst nature of people, or, you know, and...
01:39:10.000 And again, I agree with you.
01:39:11.000 I think a vast majority of people are good.
01:39:13.000 They want to do good.
01:39:14.000 They want to do the right thing.
01:39:15.000 They don't want conflict.
01:39:17.000 Most people don't want conflict.
01:39:18.000 Right.
01:39:19.000 But things can break down, and people can do things that other folks that are trying to do the right thing couldn't even imagine.
01:39:27.000 Right.
01:39:27.000 And, yeah, so anyway.
01:39:29.000 Like shoot cops.
01:39:30.000 Yeah.
01:39:31.000 Yeah.
01:39:31.000 I mean, you have to think, I would never shoot a cop.
01:39:33.000 Why is this cop being so mean to me?
01:39:34.000 Because he doesn't fucking know you.
01:39:36.000 Right, right.
01:39:36.000 You know?
01:39:37.000 He doesn't know you.
01:39:38.000 You're doing something wrong, he's pulling you over, and you gotta comply and be polite and call him sir, and try to diffuse a certain situation and be as friendly and as polite as possible.
01:39:47.000 Yeah.
01:39:47.000 And that's not, and again, that's the same, you can give your kid, no matter who you are, you can give your kid that same advice.
01:39:55.000 Right.
01:39:55.000 Look, the law enforcement has a difficult job.
01:39:58.000 And, you know, so just, if you're stopped, just Comply.
01:40:04.000 Comply.
01:40:05.000 Nobody's ever, I mean, you just gotta, you gotta be concise and smart about that.
01:40:11.000 And I tell my kids, and I try to demonstrate by, like when I stopped, you know, and the sheriff came up and, you know, my kids were in the car and I was polite and I was saying, he got to the window and I said, I don't have any excuse.
01:40:23.000 I was racing to get to the airport.
01:40:24.000 I was speeding.
01:40:25.000 I know it and I have no excuse.
01:40:27.000 And that sets the tone immediately.
01:40:29.000 Right.
01:40:29.000 And he understands.
01:40:30.000 And now it helps that he looks in there and he sees a big dog and the kids and everything.
01:40:34.000 And that brings it down a little bit.
01:40:36.000 There's no doubt about it.
01:40:37.000 And so other situations, they might be more on edge because they don't know.
01:40:41.000 They're not sure.
01:40:42.000 And, you know, so, yes, where there's problems, deal with it.
01:40:46.000 We've got to take care of it.
01:40:47.000 But we can also acknowledge the fact that the police have a damn difficult job.
01:40:51.000 Yeah, and it doesn't mean that there aren't horrible mistakes and horrible cops and people that are under pressure that do terrible things.
01:40:57.000 There's some videos of people that comply and still get shot.
01:41:00.000 It's a terrible tragedy.
01:41:02.000 No, absolutely.
01:41:03.000 They make mistakes or they have the wrong mindset or they're not trained properly.
01:41:07.000 Or they're all PTSD'd out and they're just not designed for that job in the first place.
01:41:12.000 I mean, it's very difficult to tell who's going to crack under pressure, the pressure of the day-to-day situation that a lot of cops find themselves in.
01:41:19.000 Yeah, but the idea that you're right, the idea that you'd remove law enforcement and somehow we're all going to live in a peaceful community.
01:41:28.000 Crazy.
01:41:29.000 Those anarchists drive me fucking nuts.
01:41:31.000 We don't need laws, man.
01:41:32.000 Shut your fucking mouth.
01:41:34.000 Get rid of all the laws and universal basic income.
01:41:37.000 That's going to be a panacea.
01:41:39.000 Good luck.
01:41:40.000 What if we do out the guns?
01:41:41.000 We gather them up and melt them down.
01:41:43.000 Not mine.
01:41:44.000 Make Martin Luther King Jr. statues everywhere.
01:41:48.000 You know, we were talking before the podcast started about what could possibly go wrong in Afghanistan and that Trump was going to make some sort of an announcement.
01:42:01.000 And you were talking about the idea of privatizing.
01:42:05.000 The military over there and bringing in contractors.
01:42:10.000 Talking about it from the point of view that I don't agree with the idea.
01:42:12.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:42:15.000 In terms of disclosure, right.
01:42:17.000 My company, Diligence, we've got a security services group.
01:42:20.000 And starting back in 2003, we started building up a fairly significant presence out in Iraq as private contractors.
01:42:37.000 Well, at that time, most of our work was actually for the infrastructure companies, right?
01:42:41.000 Because the military is not going to be providing...
01:42:43.000 They need the same level of security.
01:42:45.000 So say, if Halliburton is building up some sort of a new business there, they would hire you guys to come in and...
01:42:50.000 Exactly.
01:42:50.000 And so that's an important effort because, you know, they need the same level of security that a forward operating base or a military base or facility would need, you know, but the military is not going to allocate resources for private companies.
01:43:02.000 So a lot of what the private contractors were doing was that.
01:43:04.000 And then also private contractors, you know, Getting contracts to provide additional security support or logistical support to the military, to military facilities, where they can't afford to allocate resources to perimeter security to the degree that they would like,
01:43:21.000 so private contractors come in and help with that, or providing support in the movement of dignitaries or whatever it may be.
01:43:28.000 Point being is, we were out there for quite some time in Iraq doing that.
01:43:32.000 And we were there at the beginning of sort of this private contractor thing, right?
01:43:36.000 And people started becoming aware of it.
01:43:38.000 And we started working with groups, including Eric Prince's group.
01:43:43.000 We didn't work directly with him, but what I mean is that the various groups that were out there doing these contracts and this work, you know, realizing they needed to start to form an association or start to get some sort of, you know, grip on How this thing would look, right?
01:43:55.000 So that there was some consistency amongst training and what were the regulations for, you know, the various companies for, you know, weapons and everything else.
01:44:03.000 It's complicated, but, you know, long story short is, you know, we had upwards of 400 people, I guess, out there at a point providing security and intelligence support.
01:44:12.000 So I've got some experience in this.
01:44:14.000 And now what's happening with Afghanistan is...
01:44:18.000 That one of the options that's been being considered is handing over—we've got about 8,400 troops out there right now doing mostly training missions, training operations, and support for the Afghan troops.
01:44:31.000 So the idea was, well, let's let the private contractor take that over.
01:44:35.000 Let's move that out and let's not have the brave men and women of the U.S. military engaged in Afghanistan ad nauseum.
01:44:43.000 And this idea is being pushed to some degree by Eric Prince.
01:44:46.000 And he's said things like, well, if you want to keep having this conversation, you want to have the conversation 10 years from now, fine, let the military keep doing it.
01:44:54.000 Or we can be more somehow efficient.
01:44:58.000 Can they explain to people who Eric Prince is from Blackwater?
01:45:02.000 Yeah, he came out of a wealthy Michigan-based family.
01:45:06.000 Betsy DeVos, the education secretary, is his sister in the current administration.
01:45:11.000 And so he started Blackwater, and they became sort of the face of, right?
01:45:16.000 Because they did very well as a private contractor business.
01:45:19.000 They got good contracts, and that was good.
01:45:21.000 They had some issues and some problems.
01:45:22.000 Very controversial.
01:45:23.000 Very controversial.
01:45:24.000 They sold the business, renamed it, and then renamed it again, and yada, yada, yada.
01:45:28.000 But the point being is that the idea that somehow you're going to privatize this operation in Afghanistan, expecting then...
01:45:35.000 I guess here's the thing.
01:45:36.000 Because he said, well, it'd be about $10 billion a year, which would be a savings on what we spend now.
01:45:41.000 You give private contractors a $10 billion trough to eat at, you think they're going to end it anytime soon?
01:45:48.000 There's no fucking way.
01:45:50.000 So if we want this thing to just drag on ad nauseam, fine.
01:45:54.000 Privatize it and put that profit motive up there, and you think somehow it's not going to happen.
01:45:58.000 And again, I say that as a private contractor that had been involved in that.
01:46:03.000 Well, I appreciate your honesty in that regard.
01:46:05.000 It's the wrong thing to do.
01:46:07.000 And on top of that, if we're...
01:46:09.000 I guess the overlying, the 30,000-foot view that I've got is that if it's important enough for us to be there, then that's a military function.
01:46:20.000 Then we have to commit in a way that, you know, we're not right now.
01:46:24.000 We've been in this sort of stalemate situation right over there, and now we're somewhat surprised or people are surprised that the Taliban is resurgent.
01:46:33.000 Well, where the hell did they think they were going to go?
01:46:36.000 The Taliban don't have any place to go.
01:46:39.000 So they're going to wait us out.
01:46:41.000 This was entirely predictable.
01:46:43.000 And we're trying to sell them this pseudo-federal democracy.
01:46:47.000 The Afghan people don't understand, for the most part, I don't think.
01:46:50.000 Maybe I'm just too cynical.
01:46:51.000 But they don't understand what the hell we've been trying to sell them for all these years.
01:46:54.000 So this doesn't diminish all the pain and sacrifice and suffering of all the people that have been out there and the lives that we've lost.
01:47:02.000 It doesn't diminish it at all.
01:47:03.000 What I'm saying is that we need to think about what's our endgame?
01:47:06.000 What's our objective?
01:47:07.000 So if we're worried now about the Taliban resurging and ISIS kind of coming back in, well, fine.
01:47:13.000 But let's say this is our objective.
01:47:16.000 And to meet that objective, then we're going to need more troops on the ground.
01:47:20.000 And let's see how that plays out.
01:47:21.000 I don't think a lot of people are going to be happy about it.
01:47:23.000 You don't necessarily do things to make people happy if it's a national security interest.
01:47:26.000 If we decide that that's in our national security interest, then yes, we need to commit and do it.
01:47:31.000 But handing it over to a privatized force, to me, is just slightly left of insane.
01:47:39.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:47:41.000 And it's always easy for people to stand around and talk tough and say, we just need more troops.
01:47:47.000 I don't know that the objective is sufficiently clarified to say that we need more troops.
01:47:53.000 I haven't heard...
01:47:54.000 I don't care whether we improve the literacy rate of the Afghan people by another percentage point or if we build another road.
01:48:00.000 I don't think that's in our national security interests.
01:48:02.000 And so I think we need to be a little bit more clear about why we're there or what we're hoping to accomplish at some point.
01:48:07.000 We wanted to be there so that they wouldn't use it as a playground for terrorists to then develop and plot and plan and attack the West again.
01:48:15.000 So maybe the thing that we should have done was go in there, kick the shit out of them like we did in Tora Bora and elsewhere, explain to the remnants of the government, if you allow that to happen again, we're going to come back and we're going to do this again.
01:48:28.000 And we're very good at that.
01:48:29.000 We're very good at strategic operations.
01:48:31.000 And we could have done that.
01:48:32.000 And maybe that's the thing we need to do now.
01:48:34.000 And then that government's been corrupt for a very long time.
01:48:36.000 Karzai government, holy shit, they were completely corrupt.
01:48:40.000 And yet we all rallied around Karzai as if he was, you know, because he dressed well.
01:48:44.000 Well, his brother was a heroin dealer.
01:48:46.000 Yes, yeah.
01:48:47.000 Awful.
01:48:48.000 And, you know, in the current government, is it any better?
01:48:50.000 Well, they're a little more clever at hiding their corruption, but it still exists.
01:48:54.000 And more importantly, the tribal society there doesn't really get this idea of, you know, a strong central government.
01:49:01.000 It kind of runs counter to thousands of years of self-governance out there.
01:49:05.000 But anyway, so that's the thing.
01:49:07.000 So what's he going to say tonight?
01:49:09.000 I don't have a clue, but I think he's got limited opportunity.
01:49:12.000 What's he going to say?
01:49:12.000 We're going to cut and run.
01:49:13.000 We're going to leave.
01:49:14.000 That's one option.
01:49:15.000 We're going to increase the number of U.S. troops on the ground.
01:49:18.000 That's one option.
01:49:19.000 There it is right there.
01:49:19.000 It's up.
01:49:20.000 Trump is sending 4,000 more troops to Afghanistan.
01:49:24.000 Is that good?
01:49:25.000 Now here's the thing about when it comes to operations over there and what the objectives are.
01:49:30.000 One of the things that I've been hearing from people that are in the military that I know is they say they are happy that Trump is supporting them and that Trump Trump is kind of essentially giving the reins to the military, saying, look, this is what you guys do.
01:49:43.000 I'm not going to get in your way.
01:49:44.000 In fact, I'm going to support you.
01:49:46.000 And there seemed to be one of the few groups that is fairly universally happy with his decisions in that regard and with the people that he's appointed.
01:49:53.000 I think that's right.
01:49:54.000 I think law enforcement as well.
01:49:55.000 I think if you feel like you've got top cover, you know, then, you know, and that was one of the problems.
01:50:00.000 I mean, people talked about the, and we talked about it briefly, about the idea of the, you know, sort of the narrative of sort of a battle between Trump and the intel community.
01:50:08.000 Well, the intel community had a problem with the previous administration because they kept shifting the goalposts.
01:50:13.000 They were going to criminally prosecute people in the agency for engaging in that interrogation program and rendition program that had been approved by the previous administration.
01:50:23.000 That creates some ill will.
01:50:25.000 So the fact that the military and to some degree others and certainly law enforcement feel as if they've got this top cover from the current administration, that is a good thing.
01:50:34.000 And if you're willing to not politicize, All of this and make every decision related to national security based on how you think it's going to move the polls, then that's also a good thing.
01:50:47.000 As long as you're getting good, solid advice and you're consistent in your decision-making process, all those things are good.
01:50:55.000 I don't know enough about Trump to know how he...
01:51:01.000 He makes those decisions.
01:51:02.000 But he does have good people.
01:51:03.000 Mattis is a good person.
01:51:04.000 Pompeo is a good person.
01:51:06.000 John Kelly is certainly a great guy.
01:51:07.000 McMaster.
01:51:07.000 All these people are solid people who in any other administration would, you know, people would be saying, yeah, that's great.
01:51:13.000 You know, they're very highly regarded.
01:51:15.000 But sort of there's this cloud over it because it's Trump.
01:51:17.000 Right.
01:51:18.000 And people are still not sure how things play out in that administration.
01:51:22.000 But if he does listen, I think, yeah, that's a good thing.
01:51:25.000 But sending 4,000 more troops, that's not quite 50% on top of what we've currently got there.
01:51:30.000 Right.
01:51:32.000 What does that allow us to do?
01:51:33.000 Well, some of those troops are going to have to be involved in security operations of the trainers.
01:51:39.000 Some of those troops are going to have to be involved in, you know, logistical support, intel collection support.
01:51:43.000 So, you know, will it make us more effective in defeating in the short term some of the pushback from the Taliban and identifying and taking out more ISIS? Well, sure.
01:51:55.000 Okay.
01:51:57.000 And then what?
01:51:58.000 I guess that's my question.
01:51:59.000 And then what?
01:52:00.000 What are we doing there?
01:52:01.000 What is our objective in Afghanistan today, in 2017?
01:52:05.000 What is the objective?
01:52:06.000 I couldn't eloquently, not that I could eloquently do shit, but I couldn't state what our endgame is there.
01:52:13.000 I think it's, I would suppose, in the big picture, it's to create a stable society that will be a bulwark of some form of democracy.
01:52:23.000 Have we ever done that, though?
01:52:24.000 I mean, have we ever successfully been involved in nation-building?
01:52:27.000 We have, yeah.
01:52:28.000 When you think about post-World War II. But that was, again, different times.
01:52:33.000 So you can't compare necessarily.
01:52:36.000 You know, chronologically, so...
01:52:41.000 Like when we've invaded places or when we've been a part of...
01:52:43.000 Like, look what's going on in Libya.
01:52:45.000 I mean, we supported that revolution, and now it's a fucking complete disaster and a terrifying part of the world.
01:52:52.000 Yeah, it's a real hot mess, and nobody wants to talk about Libya.
01:52:56.000 And, you know, we didn't have a national security interest in Libya.
01:53:00.000 And yet we allowed ourselves to get in there.
01:53:02.000 Why did we do that?
01:53:04.000 A lot of pressure from the French and the Italians who did.
01:53:08.000 And I think we felt it was somehow, I don't know why, but maybe there was a feeling as if it would be easier, more containable somehow.
01:53:16.000 But I mean, shit, there's more tribal history, more tribes in Libya than in Afghanistan.
01:53:21.000 You've got like 130 some odd tribes in Libya.
01:53:25.000 It's another thing I watched recently.
01:53:27.000 And it's massive as a country.
01:53:28.000 Yeah.
01:53:30.000 I watched Qaddafi's death again recently.
01:53:34.000 Watched the whole capture of him and the whole thing.
01:53:37.000 It was just fascinating to watch this brutal, evil, murderous dictator all of a sudden get caught by these common people, these rebels, you know, like, you know, outside of his palace and freaking out and his hair's all fucked up.
01:53:53.000 But the weird thing is, he was our guy.
01:53:55.000 He was our evil dictator, right?
01:53:57.000 He had renounced nuclear weapons.
01:53:59.000 For a while, yeah.
01:53:59.000 He had gotten on board for the most part on sort of a counterterrorism program to provide assistance or at least support or at least not impede.
01:54:08.000 I'm not saying he was a complete son of a bitch, but it's interesting, isn't it, the dynamics involved.
01:54:15.000 And so we decided it was better to support the French and Italians and topple him.
01:54:20.000 And now, you know, it's...
01:54:22.000 I mean, but that's always the case, you know?
01:54:23.000 Isn't it always the case, too, that we have these dictators, we prop them up, and then after a while, we'll go, Jesus, this fucking guy, we gotta get him out of there.
01:54:30.000 Like Saddam.
01:54:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:54:31.000 Like, sort of same...
01:54:32.000 And Hussein lasted a long time in that position.
01:54:35.000 When you think about the horrific nature of some of the shit that he did and his sons did.
01:54:39.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:40.000 His sons were completely...
01:54:41.000 Monsters.
01:54:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:54:43.000 And that's a good point.
01:54:44.000 I mean, you know, but, you know, hey, how did it...
01:54:47.000 How did his presence when they were at odds with Iran, you know, how did that help our overall sense of strategic, you know, foreign policy?
01:54:59.000 So things happen and you don't, you know, you don't get to pick and choose sometimes.
01:55:03.000 I guess maybe you do, but then it'd be kind of a strange world.
01:55:07.000 But you got to deal with sometimes with the people that are out there and, you know, So it's, I don't know, 4,000 more troops in Afghanistan, is that going to somehow solve a problem?
01:55:21.000 It's going to, I suspect, kick the can down the road again.
01:55:24.000 It's like Vietnam.
01:55:25.000 What would you do?
01:55:26.000 Where did the Viet Cong have to go?
01:55:27.000 They had nowhere to go.
01:55:28.000 Right.
01:55:28.000 It's a totally different situation though, isn't it?
01:55:31.000 Because the Viet Cong really didn't have any threat to us.
01:55:33.000 Well, what I mean is, what did we think was going to happen?
01:55:36.000 They were going to outweigh us.
01:55:37.000 They were going to outlast us.
01:55:38.000 The suffering was nothing in their minds compared to what we were going through and how we were processing it.
01:55:44.000 So I guess that's what I mean.
01:55:45.000 Yeah, everything is relative, but I mean, with this...
01:55:49.000 What would you do?
01:55:51.000 If you were in the situation to call the shots, like someone said, hey, Mike Baker, what do we do about Afghanistan?
01:55:57.000 Yeah, you know what?
01:56:01.000 I'm not saying it's an easy, by any means, A, it's above my pay grade, but B, I think ISIS creates a different situation there.
01:56:13.000 If we hadn't seen ISIS develop and start to impact to some degree things that are going on in Afghanistan, then I think we could be better off just saying, okay, we're going to figure out a way to work with the Taliban.
01:56:26.000 I mean, the Taliban, I think at this stage of the game, could be contained within Afghanistan without allowing their place to be.
01:56:45.000 Right.
01:56:50.000 Yeah.
01:56:54.000 This is, we're talking thousands of years of history of failed efforts in Afghanistan.
01:56:59.000 And do I think, do I have the hubris to think that we somehow are going to solve this?
01:57:03.000 No.
01:57:04.000 So, you know, maybe the answer is just find that point on the curve where you can support an existing government that you can hold your nose and live with.
01:57:14.000 It's, you know, corrupt and, you know, but at least they're Working in the counterterrorism realm, you know, and they're supporting those sort of interests from our perspective.
01:57:26.000 And yet, you know, I don't think we're ever going to get to that point where we see a stable, self-supporting, you know, pseudo-democratic nation exist there.
01:57:35.000 I just don't think it's going to happen.
01:57:36.000 So that's a hugely unsatisfying answer.
01:57:41.000 But, you know, maybe it's like pollution.
01:57:43.000 You do little things, you know, and hope that it helps.
01:57:46.000 And maybe that's what we're doing here.
01:57:48.000 You know, if you just start from the point of view of saying, we're going to create a bulwark of democracy, you're overwhelmed.
01:57:52.000 It's never going to happen.
01:57:53.000 So you don't do anything.
01:57:54.000 You back out of it.
01:57:56.000 Part of me just, I hate the idea of leaving, right?
01:57:59.000 I mean, I think a lot of people do.
01:58:01.000 Well, they think we're going to create a vacuum, right?
01:58:03.000 Right.
01:58:04.000 And quite frankly, that's typically what happens, you know, and particularly with ISIS, you know, in a presence that they would see that and they would see an opportunity.
01:58:11.000 Now, you know, they're at odds with the Taliban and the Taliban is pretty brutal.
01:58:16.000 Could they handle it on their own?
01:58:17.000 You know, meaning could they, you know, destroy ISIS on their own?
01:58:20.000 Who knows?
01:58:21.000 Maybe.
01:58:21.000 But it certainly complicates the situation.
01:58:25.000 Especially if we just decide to somehow or another support ISIS. No, that's never gonna happen.
01:58:31.000 I mean, excuse me, support the Taliban in their battle against ISIS. I could see elements of the Taliban saying, look, we just want to fucking self-govern, right?
01:58:43.000 Okay, we get it.
01:58:44.000 Could you ever imagine a scenario where the United States would support the Taliban because they were at war with ISIS? Like the Taliban could soften their stance on some things, would reach some sort of common ground?
01:58:54.000 Well, look, we're kind of on the same side with Iran against ISIS, right?
01:58:59.000 We're not supporting Iran, but in a way we are in the sense that we're We're trying to kill the same people.
01:59:05.000 Right.
01:59:06.000 So who would have thought that, you know, four or five years ago?
01:59:09.000 That's how nutty ISIS is.
01:59:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:59:12.000 Everybody can agree.
01:59:13.000 Everybody can agree.
01:59:14.000 It's the one group that everybody can agree on.
01:59:18.000 But, yeah, I don't know.
01:59:19.000 It's interesting.
01:59:20.000 So that's what the president's going to talk about this evening, 4,000 more troops.
01:59:24.000 I, you know, he could have said, we're going to leave, and the people that hate Trump would be up in arms.
01:59:32.000 He could say, we're going to add 4,000 troops, they're going to be up in arms.
01:59:34.000 He could say, we're going to give it over to the private contractors, they'd be up in arms.
01:59:37.000 It doesn't really matter.
01:59:38.000 So there's going to be a lot of opposition to this regardless.
01:59:41.000 If there's a clear, defined mission with an endgame, fine.
01:59:45.000 I just haven't heard, I don't know what that is.
01:59:47.000 And maybe they've said it, I just haven't seen it.
01:59:50.000 Well, it seems like the only way we're ever gonna get peace and harmony in the world is if there's no fifth world, fourth world, third world, or second world.
01:59:58.000 Just one first world.
02:00:00.000 Everybody has, like, suburban problems.
02:00:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:00:04.000 Is that even possible?
02:00:05.000 No.
02:00:05.000 I mean, an equitable society where everybody's on the same footing.
02:00:09.000 Impossible.
02:00:10.000 Maybe if you have universal basic income and...
02:00:13.000 Across the world.
02:00:14.000 Yeah, and get rid of law enforcement.
02:00:16.000 Drain the 1%.
02:00:16.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:00:18.000 Crack everywhere.
02:00:19.000 I don't think that's it.
02:00:20.000 It's not going to happen.
02:00:22.000 That's so disheartening for people, though.
02:00:24.000 A guy like you has so many years of...
02:00:29.000 Experience in intelligence agencies that you would say that there's nothing that could ever be done that would give peace in the world.
02:00:37.000 Like, generations from now, we're still going to be dealing with the same issues we're dealing with now.
02:00:41.000 I mean, maybe, you know, if the chemist can figure out a way to get us all some ecstasy, maybe that's going to solve it.
02:00:46.000 Yeah.
02:00:47.000 No, I don't know.
02:00:47.000 You know, it's the way it is.
02:00:49.000 It's human nature.
02:00:53.000 We go through periods of peace.
02:00:55.000 You go through periods of prosperity.
02:00:56.000 And during those periods, it kind of helps to lift everybody up.
02:00:59.000 And they get to a certain level that they didn't imagine before.
02:01:02.000 They're still trailing.
02:01:03.000 But are we ever going to get to a point where we're all...
02:01:06.000 You know, we're all the same.
02:01:08.000 I don't...
02:01:09.000 I mean, hey, great, but I don't see it.
02:01:11.000 Well, here's a perfect example.
02:01:14.000 The United States and Germany, right?
02:01:15.000 We were at war in the 1940s, and now we're absolutely at peace.
02:01:18.000 I mean, and Germany is prosperous, and it's a great country, and everything's great.
02:01:24.000 I mean...
02:01:25.000 I would wonder what would have to take place for this to be a worldwide thing, where the rest of the world sort of rises up to an adequate level of civilization and we no longer engage in the potential global war that we're all looking at right now.
02:01:41.000 We're really looking at the possibility with Russia and with North Korea and all these different players.
02:01:47.000 There could be some sort of a twisted World War III going on.
02:01:50.000 Russia, I think, is...
02:01:52.000 Russia's punching over its weight.
02:01:54.000 I mean, at the end of the day, Russia's got a GDP, you know, equivalent to a mid-sized EU country, right?
02:02:00.000 I mean, so they just...
02:02:01.000 You know, and Putin is very clear he wants to rebuild the Soviet Union to some degree, in some fashion, right?
02:02:06.000 And he's been...
02:02:06.000 He's done it through some territory.
02:02:08.000 He does it through energy policy, through meddling, like they always do.
02:02:11.000 But so, you know, I don't think Russia...
02:02:13.000 But to your point...
02:02:15.000 Yeah, as with the U.S. and Germany, could we see a way that the U.S. and Iran, for example, could find common ground, and suddenly, 40 years from now, be at peace, and not only at peace, but supporting each other's economy, and, you know, have that sort of interaction, and...
02:02:29.000 I don't know.
02:02:32.000 I don't think so.
02:02:33.000 Oof.
02:02:33.000 I don't think so.
02:02:34.000 Damn.
02:02:35.000 Can I pour you some coffee?
02:02:36.000 No, I'm good.
02:02:37.000 I'm just thinking.
02:02:37.000 I'm just like...
02:02:38.000 At a certain point in time, it just...
02:02:41.000 It's very frustrating to think that...
02:02:44.000 I guess the pace of progress is so incredibly slow.
02:02:47.000 When you look back in history, this is probably the safest time to be alive ever.
02:02:51.000 So there's been some progress from, you know, the Roman times to today.
02:02:55.000 There's obviously been some worldwide progress.
02:02:57.000 Oh, sure, yeah.
02:02:58.000 Yeah, longevity and, you know, stamping out disease and all the rest of those things.
02:03:01.000 Yeah, we're done.
02:03:03.000 For what it's worth, it's a great time to be alive.
02:03:06.000 And people that are walking around every day trying to find a reason to be offended or finding that...
02:03:11.000 It's because there's no real conflict that they have these issues.
02:03:14.000 Right.
02:03:15.000 The hordes aren't coming over the border to rape and pillage.
02:03:20.000 There's no Great Depression.
02:03:21.000 There's food that's pretty easy to find.
02:03:24.000 They did find the plague.
02:03:25.000 They did.
02:03:25.000 Found the bubonic plague on some ticks, right?
02:03:27.000 Yep.
02:03:28.000 Where was that?
02:03:29.000 Was that in Arizona?
02:03:30.000 I think it was.
02:03:32.000 Goddamn Arizona.
02:03:33.000 It's in response to Joe Arpaio getting arrested.
02:03:37.000 Everybody's mad.
02:03:39.000 Wasn't there some talk about Trump pardoning him?
02:03:42.000 Yeah, there it is.
02:03:44.000 Bubonic plague in Arizona.
02:03:45.000 Fleas found carrying the infectious disease.
02:03:47.000 There you go.
02:03:48.000 Wonderful.
02:03:50.000 And that's where it's going to be.
02:03:51.000 It's not going to be...
02:03:52.000 This is my...
02:03:53.000 For what it's worth...
02:03:54.000 I put this along with my big pussy theory.
02:03:56.000 But it's not going to be the North Koreans firing off a missile or whatever.
02:03:59.000 It's going to be this idea.
02:04:01.000 It's going to be a pandemic.
02:04:02.000 Something that we didn't quite see coming.
02:04:03.000 A mutation of a disease or something that...
02:04:07.000 Because I do believe in the idea that, you know, nature takes care of its own eventually, you know, just like a deer herd or whatever, and eventually the overpopulation issue becomes a concern, and that's how the earth tends to reset itself.
02:04:21.000 Yeah, that is always how it works.
02:04:22.000 Yeah.
02:04:23.000 That would suck, but another reason to be in Idaho.
02:04:26.000 Bubonic plague.
02:04:28.000 I mean, they have three human cases in New Mexico, that article said, and then they found it in fleas in Arizona.
02:04:34.000 God.
02:04:35.000 Yeah, well, everybody go see your doctor.
02:04:38.000 Well, they won't survive the winter in Idaho.
02:04:41.000 What else has been going on?
02:04:43.000 You tell me.
02:04:45.000 The guy with the inside track.
02:04:46.000 Yeah, well, there is that.
02:04:47.000 You're the man with the suit coat on.
02:04:48.000 Yeah, I know.
02:04:49.000 I get that.
02:04:50.000 What I have in here also is a pocket square.
02:04:52.000 I pull that out when I do a TV interview.
02:04:55.000 I pull up my pocket square.
02:04:56.000 Just to get a little classier?
02:04:58.000 Well, people tend to think you know what you're talking about when you have a hanky in your pocket.
02:05:01.000 I learned that from Guy Ritchie explaining the pocket square to me.
02:05:05.000 Did he?
02:05:05.000 Yeah, he schooled me in it.
02:05:06.000 It's very enlightening.
02:05:07.000 So this is not something I was working on and developing.
02:05:09.000 This is his theory.
02:05:10.000 No, it's not his theory, but he is very well educated and very well thought out in regards to his choice of suits and a man wearing a well-tailored suit.
02:05:22.000 Damn, he's not still married to Madonna.
02:05:24.000 No, he got rid of that guy.
02:05:25.000 Check a long time ago.
02:05:27.000 But he had a kid with her.
02:05:29.000 There you go.
02:05:30.000 Yeah.
02:05:31.000 I remember Madonna, as soon as she started seeing Guy Ritchie, I was living in England at the time, and she just suddenly, out of nowhere, had a British accent.
02:05:40.000 I love it.
02:05:41.000 I love when people do that.
02:05:41.000 That's fantastic.
02:05:42.000 I love that.
02:05:43.000 I love when white people talk like black people.
02:05:46.000 I love...
02:05:47.000 It's my favorite.
02:05:48.000 Or a Chinese guy talking like a black guy, that's even better.
02:05:52.000 That's Chinese guy?
02:05:53.000 Yeah.
02:05:54.000 When have you heard that?
02:05:55.000 I've seen it.
02:05:55.000 I've seen it many times.
02:05:57.000 I'm a big fan of transracial, like people that think they're the wrong race.
02:06:04.000 Yes, that's a new thing.
02:06:05.000 It's one of the few trans things you can mock still.
02:06:09.000 Can you mock it?
02:06:10.000 Yes!
02:06:10.000 Okay.
02:06:11.000 Openly, and I'm not letting it go.
02:06:13.000 So what would that be?
02:06:15.000 Rachel Dolezal.
02:06:16.000 Oh, that's right.
02:06:17.000 Who ran the NAACP in Spokane.
02:06:19.000 That's right.
02:06:20.000 Essentially identified with black people.
02:06:22.000 Sean King.
02:06:23.000 That's what I'm thinking of.
02:06:24.000 Yeah, he's another one.
02:06:24.000 But he denies it.
02:06:25.000 He says that everyone is wrong.
02:06:29.000 His mom, his dad, his birth certificate.
02:06:33.000 People he knows.
02:06:34.000 They all lie to him?
02:06:35.000 They're lying to everybody else, and only he knows.
02:06:38.000 He says his mom had an affair with a light-skinned black man or something.
02:06:42.000 It's not my business.
02:06:42.000 Yeah, who knows?
02:06:43.000 Exactly.
02:06:43.000 Exactly.
02:06:44.000 I can't find enough energy, given everything else that's going on, to be offended by very much, frankly.
02:06:53.000 I just don't care.
02:06:53.000 I like people to live their own lives.
02:06:55.000 If you're happy...
02:06:57.000 God bless you.
02:06:58.000 Just be happy.
02:06:58.000 I'm way more amused than I am ever offended by things like that.
02:07:02.000 I'm amused.
02:07:03.000 That's a good way to put it, yeah.
02:07:04.000 That's a good way to say it.
02:07:06.000 You're more amused than offended.
02:07:08.000 Do you know Rachel Dolezal, the chick from Spokane?
02:07:11.000 Because she got in trouble, you know, because everyone was mad at her, she changed her name.
02:07:18.000 Legally.
02:07:19.000 To the blackest name the world has ever known.
02:07:23.000 Young Jamie, pull that name up.
02:07:26.000 It's a wonderful name.
02:07:28.000 And I would encourage anyone that wants to be transracial to do the same thing.
02:07:33.000 N-K-E-C-H-I... I don't know how you say that.
02:07:38.000 Nekechi Amare Diallo.
02:07:42.000 That's her new name.
02:07:44.000 Ready?
02:07:44.000 Here we go again.
02:07:46.000 Nekechi Amare Diallo.
02:07:49.000 D-I-A-L-L-O. Hmm.
02:07:53.000 Holy smokes.
02:07:54.000 I like the description, though, that they give her.
02:07:56.000 She's a former civil rights activist.
02:07:59.000 Well, I guess because she was fired.
02:08:00.000 Former Africana studies instructor.
02:08:03.000 What's Africana?
02:08:04.000 She decided to give up the civil rights activist thing.
02:08:07.000 Mmm, yeah silly goose, but it was great when she had like a fro like look at her over there with that Yeah, full white family orange spray tan from Lincoln County, Montana little Ruth Ann's girl But she feels like she identifies with black people more she likes the culture more and You know there's always been people that like the culture more and talk was sure like they're a part of the culture Well,
02:08:32.000 you don't say you are.
02:08:34.000 Yeah, that's the new thing, though.
02:08:36.000 Isn't that appropriating?
02:08:37.000 And aren't there people that are offended by the idea of appropriating?
02:08:39.000 Like, if I opened a Mexican restaurant, people would be offended because I shouldn't do that.
02:08:45.000 I don't know what I should do.
02:08:46.000 I know black people that were furious at her.
02:08:50.000 And I know other people that are also black that were laughing hysterically at it.
02:08:53.000 They thought it was what I think.
02:08:55.000 I mean, it really doesn't affect you.
02:08:57.000 It's preposterous.
02:08:58.000 And not only that, don't be infuriated by the fact that she got caught.
02:09:01.000 I mean, she's not having any undue influence.
02:09:06.000 This is all ridiculous.
02:09:07.000 Right.
02:09:07.000 No, exactly.
02:09:08.000 And also...
02:09:09.000 Again, it's this idea that people are walking around looking for reasons to be offended, and it just seems exhausting.
02:09:16.000 And so I don't know how people do it.
02:09:18.000 I don't know why they do it.
02:09:20.000 Maybe they just don't have enough going on in their lives.
02:09:22.000 They don't have enough objectivity.
02:09:24.000 They get caught up in the momentum of being pissed off about something.
02:09:28.000 But that cultural appropriation or pretending you're something.
02:09:31.000 Like, look at how many fucking people pretend they're Native American because it makes them seem more spiritual.
02:09:36.000 Jesus, that's always been an issue.
02:09:37.000 Yeah.
02:09:38.000 Yeah, there is that.
02:09:38.000 Elizabeth Warren.
02:09:39.000 Elizabeth Warren.
02:09:40.000 I was just trying to remember her name.
02:09:40.000 That's right.
02:09:41.000 I wonder if she's going to run in 2020. That's always going to be a problem.
02:09:45.000 You lied and said you were part Native American to get some sort of a scholarship.
02:09:49.000 That's right.
02:09:50.000 Harvard, wasn't it?
02:09:50.000 Harvard?
02:09:51.000 Yes.
02:09:51.000 Oh, look at that.
02:09:53.000 Yeah.
02:09:54.000 I will say this.
02:09:56.000 The world is so funny.
02:09:58.000 When we went into Iraq in 2003, early 2003. People started looking at the business opportunities of Iraq, right?
02:10:08.000 I remember there was that whole idea, excuse me, that there was going to be all sorts of business opening up in Iraq because I don't know what they were thinking.
02:10:19.000 So then it became people looking for contracts, government contracts, commercial sector contracts to do business in Iraq.
02:10:26.000 And so the idea was suddenly there was a mad rush.
02:10:31.000 Yeah.
02:10:39.000 So the idea was if you had an Inuit Indian, Eskimo, who was supposedly in charge of your business, that gave you extra points when you were weighed in the bid for a contract that you were going for.
02:10:51.000 So there became this cottage industry, much like the casino business, of trying to find tribes that you can represent in order for them then to open up, and you're creating essentially a tribe to have a casino.
02:11:04.000 Right.
02:11:04.000 Because it gives them certain advantages.
02:11:06.000 So it's an interesting world we live in.
02:11:09.000 Well, the Native American casino business is very weird in that regard.
02:11:13.000 And also that a lot of people in these areas, because they're a certain percentage, and I think it's as little as 1 16th Native American, you can get a check.
02:11:22.000 So if the casino is raking in the cash, the people that are a part of that tribe all get free money.
02:11:29.000 So these casinos are just generating like...
02:11:31.000 Fucking billions of dollars a year.
02:11:33.000 Oh, yeah.
02:11:34.000 Some of them do very well.
02:11:35.000 Some of them are kind of marginal, but there are a number of them that do very well.
02:11:40.000 And you know what?
02:11:40.000 And for some of these, I don't know about you, but some of the...
02:11:43.000 I'll tell you what.
02:11:45.000 If you want to be depressed, go to...
02:11:47.000 There's certain Indian reservations in this country that are just awful.
02:11:51.000 Oh, my God.
02:11:52.000 The level of poverty is just astounding.
02:11:54.000 Alcoholism.
02:11:55.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:11:56.000 Substance abuse and lack of opportunity, lack of educational facilities for the kids.
02:12:01.000 And that's just not right.
02:12:04.000 We should be far better than that.
02:12:07.000 There should not be...
02:12:10.000 Well, Native American reservations are very strange when you think about, like, how long ago it was that these tribespeople were, you know, roaming the earth in nomadic fashion and living the life they did before the Europeans came, and that now they've become this segmented part of our population that's sort of a part of America,
02:12:29.000 but has their own kind of, like, nation inside of a nation.
02:12:34.000 Yeah.
02:12:35.000 And it has weird rules.
02:12:36.000 Like, the way they have it up in Canada, they call them First Nation people, but in Canada it's real weird in regards to wildlife.
02:12:43.000 Like, I don't know if you know how it works up there, but they can shoot anything they want all year round.
02:12:48.000 And they have it that way in Washington State as well.
02:12:50.000 Right, right.
02:12:50.000 With elk.
02:12:51.000 You know, they hunt elk all year round.
02:12:52.000 The rules are so different.
02:12:54.000 Fishing is the same way.
02:12:55.000 They use spotlights.
02:12:56.000 For moose, so like they drive at night with 4x4s, the moose see the spotlight, they freeze, they blow them away with high-powered rifles, and they can kill them as many as they want all year round.
02:13:07.000 We used to go spotlighting kangaroos.
02:13:10.000 I lived in Australia when I was younger, worked on a sheep station.
02:13:13.000 You lived in England?
02:13:14.000 You lived in Australia?
02:13:16.000 I've lived in a lot of places, but I'm in my last place now.
02:13:21.000 I know.
02:13:21.000 I'm never moving.
02:13:23.000 But, yeah, we used to go in Australia and lived on a sheep station out there.
02:13:28.000 Massive property.
02:13:30.000 You get in the back of the truck, you know, with the spotlights, and you go out, and those kangaroos are hard as shit to hit.
02:13:36.000 They are tough hunting.
02:13:37.000 Now, are you guys doing that for population control?
02:13:39.000 Yeah.
02:13:39.000 Is there too many of them?
02:13:40.000 Yeah.
02:13:41.000 Did you eat the kangaroos?
02:13:42.000 Oh, yeah.
02:13:42.000 It's supposed to be delicious.
02:13:44.000 You know, it can be, you know, depending on how old they are.
02:13:47.000 Right.
02:13:48.000 How you cook it?
02:13:49.000 But the tail is actually the tastiest part.
02:13:52.000 What?
02:13:52.000 Kangaroo tail.
02:13:53.000 Yeah.
02:13:53.000 I don't know about all that.
02:13:55.000 No, I don't mean the ass.
02:13:56.000 I mean the tail.
02:13:57.000 They have a big tail because it bounces around.
02:13:59.000 I've seen them on TV. Yeah, there you go.
02:14:02.000 I saw them in real life.
02:14:03.000 Yeah, but anyway, they are hard to hit.
02:14:05.000 They're completely unpredictable in their movement, and they move fast, and they jump.
02:14:11.000 The fences they can clear, it's impressive.
02:14:14.000 I don't know why I'm talking about spotlighting kangaroos.
02:14:17.000 We played a video of these massive herds or packs or whatever you'd call them of kangaroos roaming across the field.
02:14:23.000 Some people have no idea what the numbers are.
02:14:25.000 I have friends that live in Australia and they tell me there's places that are just infested and there's nothing they can do.
02:14:30.000 They don't know what to do.
02:14:31.000 So they literally have to gun them down.
02:14:33.000 Because there's no predators.
02:14:35.000 Yeah, that's exactly right.
02:14:36.000 I mean, what do you got?
02:14:37.000 Dingo's not going to bring down a kangaroo or a feral cat.
02:14:43.000 Yeah, so they're all over the place.
02:14:47.000 Great little animals, though.
02:14:49.000 They're cool.
02:14:49.000 Yeah.
02:14:50.000 They're kind of cute.
02:14:51.000 And they're tasty.
02:14:52.000 Yeah, look at these fuckers bouncing all over the place.
02:14:58.000 Kangaroo call starts today.
02:15:00.000 Jesus Christ.
02:15:02.000 So many of them.
02:15:03.000 And people are upset.
02:15:05.000 I guess these people are upset at the kangaroo call.
02:15:08.000 Eh, you're always going to have that.
02:15:11.000 Whoa, that one got stuck on our phones.
02:15:13.000 Yeah, that's not good.
02:15:14.000 Yeah, I mean, whenever you have an animal that doesn't have any sort of a natural predator, they just freeball it.
02:15:21.000 Exactly, yeah.
02:15:22.000 And Australia is such an interesting place.
02:15:24.000 Every time they introduce a species to try to solve a problem, that species just takes off.
02:15:28.000 Oh, they fucked that up.
02:15:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:15:30.000 And it's never-ending.
02:15:32.000 I was trying to explain to someone the other day about the cats there.
02:15:35.000 Yeah.
02:15:35.000 That they hunt cats, like what we think of as a pet.
02:15:39.000 And they're like, why?
02:15:41.000 And I'm like, listen, I know it doesn't seem right, but the feral cat population is just run out of control.
02:15:48.000 Like, we did a podcast once, we pulled up the feral cat population in America and what it does, that they kill billions of birds and rodents in America.
02:15:59.000 Yeah.
02:16:00.000 And someone was like, no, that can't be right.
02:16:01.000 I'm like, listen, the scientists who do the study are shocked.
02:16:05.000 Cats are fucking murderers.
02:16:07.000 Yeah.
02:16:08.000 We had a cat, a great cat, named Charlie, who's now died.
02:16:12.000 But he was not to a cat for the most part, but he would kill chipmunks.
02:16:17.000 And he would lay the chipmunks out in a row, like an offering.
02:16:22.000 And he was incredibly efficient.
02:16:24.000 We'd try to keep him indoors, but he just wanted to be outside killing something.
02:16:28.000 That's his fun time.
02:16:29.000 And then come in and you open up a nice fresh can of cat food for him.
02:16:32.000 Like, thanks, Dad.
02:16:33.000 He's got a little bit of chipmunk in his tooth.
02:16:36.000 Yeah, but the feral cats, yeah, in the ranches, I mean, you'd be out repairing fences or something, and, you know, you'd just kind of get off, or they'd spook the horses, or you'd put your hand down to pick something up, and they'd just come out of nowhere, and they're just, you know, they're bastards.
02:16:50.000 Yeah, they're not what you think of.
02:16:51.000 They're not kitties.
02:16:51.000 They're not kitty cats.
02:16:52.000 It's not like Hello Kitty.
02:16:53.000 Yeah, they're like a wild, small predator that's extremely vicious.
02:16:59.000 And, you know, they kill things all the time.
02:17:02.000 The feral cat problem in the United States is insignificant in comparison to what it does in Australia, though.
02:17:09.000 In Australia, they have devastated ground-nesting birds and all sorts of other species because they're an invasive species.
02:17:14.000 Yeah, and there's nothing, again, there's nothing really going on.
02:17:16.000 Dingoes, maybe, but, you know, that's, they're not going to put a populationist now.
02:17:20.000 So, a dingo ate my baby.
02:17:23.000 But where you live is fascinating because you've got everything up there.
02:17:26.000 You've got grizzly bears.
02:17:28.000 Yeah.
02:17:28.000 You guys got a healthy grizzly population.
02:17:31.000 I have a buddy who went black bear hunting up there, and they could not find black bears.
02:17:35.000 They found a horde of grizzlies.
02:17:36.000 Okay, yeah.
02:17:37.000 They saw grizzly after grizzly after grizzly.
02:17:39.000 It's amazing.
02:17:40.000 I mean, it is, and it is, it's such a good thing.
02:17:43.000 When you see the, sort of the health of the wildlife population, it just, it makes you feel really good, you know?
02:17:48.000 Yeah.
02:17:49.000 And it's, you know, it's hard to explain.
02:17:52.000 I mean, people, I was up in Yellowstone, and once again, I'm always amazed at how, People interact with wildlife when they're not used to it.
02:18:01.000 Yellowstone is probably the best place to see that happen.
02:18:04.000 Because there's so many tourists during the busy time of year.
02:18:08.000 And there's no regard for the fact that it's a wild animal.
02:18:13.000 And even the bison.
02:18:15.000 The bison will kill you in a hot second if they get pissed off.
02:18:18.000 And you'll get these tourists that'll get out of their car and...
02:18:22.000 You know, and the husband will be taking a picture and telling his wife to get a little bit closer, get a little bit closer.
02:18:26.000 Now, maybe he's doing it deliberately, right?
02:18:30.000 Go pet it!
02:18:31.000 Yeah!
02:18:32.000 He looks fine.
02:18:34.000 But it's amazing.
02:18:35.000 That's another place for people.
02:18:37.000 If they haven't been to Yellowstone, go to Yellowstone.
02:18:39.000 Yeah.
02:18:40.000 Well, it seems like a zoo to people.
02:18:42.000 You know, you see these gigantic, furry, Star Wars-looking things out there.
02:18:46.000 I mean, that's what a buffalo looks like when you see it in real life.
02:18:49.000 You're like, is that real?
02:18:50.000 Yeah.
02:18:51.000 They're so big.
02:18:52.000 They are.
02:18:52.000 They're massive.
02:18:53.000 And we were there, and at one point, it was getting to be twilight, and I came around a corner, and I was with a couple of the rangers and...
02:19:06.000 There was a vehicle stopped.
02:19:08.000 It was a minivan.
02:19:10.000 It was stopped on the side of the road, and there were half a dozen people out of this minivan, and they were all kind of fussing about, you know, and just a little bit in the field there on the side.
02:19:23.000 What are they doing?
02:19:24.000 And then it became clear that there was a little calf out there, a little bison calf.
02:19:29.000 It had gotten separated from the herd, and I guess they had seen it, but now you could hear it.
02:19:33.000 It was kind of over there, bleeding, and they wanted to get it.
02:19:38.000 They wanted to round it up.
02:19:38.000 Bleeding meaning bleats, bleats, the noise.
02:19:40.000 Yeah, not bleeding, although that was probably the next step in this calf's evolution.
02:19:48.000 They were trying to figure out how to round it up and get it back to its...
02:19:52.000 Oh, God.
02:19:53.000 And the rangers said, here we go again.
02:19:56.000 And they said, I mean, look, this happens.
02:19:58.000 Unfortunately, people don't realize it's nature.
02:20:01.000 So they had to get out and I stood there and listened while they explained to these people, look, this calf is somebody's dinner now.
02:20:08.000 It's going to be found and devoured by other...
02:20:12.000 Forces of nature out here.
02:20:14.000 Most likely wolves.
02:20:14.000 Yeah.
02:20:15.000 And that wolf population is coming back up there, which is great.
02:20:19.000 And so these people were horrified.
02:20:20.000 They were amazed that the rangers wouldn't do something like, I guess, catch the calf, put it in the back of the truck, and drive it to the herd.
02:20:28.000 Take it to the zoo.
02:20:29.000 Take it to the herd.
02:20:30.000 Or take it home and bottle feed it.
02:20:32.000 There's not much you can do.
02:20:33.000 And most likely, if its mother left it behind, maybe there's something wrong with the mother as well.
02:20:38.000 Yeah, I mean, who knows what the reasoning was behind it, but it was interesting.
02:20:42.000 It was a good lesson.
02:20:44.000 But the park system, anyway, I think we've talked about that before.
02:20:49.000 It's just astounding in this country.
02:20:50.000 It's amazing.
02:20:51.000 Oh my God, yeah.
02:20:52.000 And the national parks that we have, and in Idaho in particular, you guys have a lot of public land.
02:21:00.000 We've got a lot of wilderness.
02:21:01.000 The Frank Church wilderness is insane in terms of the size.
02:21:05.000 I've read a really good book called The Big Burn, if anybody's looking for a book to pick up and read.
02:21:11.000 It's about this massive forest fire that took place mostly in Idaho.
02:21:16.000 And it was during the course of Teddy Roosevelt's time.
02:21:22.000 So it also covers Teddy Roosevelt and his efforts and the way that he got kind of turned on to conservation.
02:21:32.000 And the beginnings of the firefighting, you know, profession, you know, forest fires.
02:21:39.000 And it's a fascinating read.
02:21:42.000 I mean, you think about it, people get here and go, really?
02:21:43.000 I'm going to read a book about a big forest fire?
02:21:45.000 But it's incredible.
02:21:46.000 And they weave in the history and the time of the administration and how they were declaring parks and what they were doing and how they tried to tackle this fire and what that meant for future conservation.
02:21:56.000 And it's a fascinating book.
02:21:58.000 So it's called The Big Burn.
02:21:59.000 I'm drawing a blank on who wrote it.
02:22:01.000 But if anybody's out there listening and wants to book, pick it up.
02:22:04.000 How did they try to stop a fire back then, especially a massive wildfire?
02:22:08.000 You know, doing a lot of the same things that they do now, right?
02:22:11.000 Cutting lines and breaks and trying to deprive it of fuel, feeding it back on itself.
02:22:18.000 It was just manpower, just sheer manpower, and trying to, you know, putting up the smoke towers and creating them.
02:22:28.000 Back then, that's what they were doing.
02:22:29.000 What's a smoke tower?
02:22:30.000 Well, you know, out in the middle of nowhere, you try to space out these...
02:22:35.000 Outposts, these little points on the top of the mountains where you can identify smoke and try to catch it.
02:22:41.000 You know, like if you've got an electrical storm, boom, then all of a sudden you see some smoke and you realize you probably got a start of a fire.
02:22:47.000 You want to get on it as quick as possible.
02:22:49.000 So then nowadays you'll call on the smoke jumpers and they'll go in and that's an insane job to try to contain it, put it out.
02:22:56.000 But there's always been debate.
02:22:57.000 What do you do?
02:22:58.000 Do you let it burn?
02:22:59.000 How do you deal with these things?
02:23:01.000 It depends, I'm sure, on the weather forecast as well.
02:23:03.000 Weather forecast and the part of the You know, it was politics and it was, I mean, back then in Roosevelt's time, it was all the timber barons, right?
02:23:11.000 And the mining barons and the railroad barons.
02:23:14.000 And, you know, they weren't interested in Roosevelt's idea of claiming land for the public.
02:23:21.000 Right.
02:23:22.000 And so, you know, it was, I mean, it's a fascinating, it's a fascinating read.
02:23:26.000 And again, sort of go back to that same thing that we talked about before, how did this nation get cobbled together and how did it end up looking the way it looked?
02:23:32.000 And Roosevelt had some real vision.
02:23:34.000 Oh, he really did.
02:23:35.000 I mean, we're so thankful.
02:23:37.000 We should be so thankful because of that vision.
02:23:40.000 We have this incredible national park system and all this public land.
02:23:44.000 I talked to a wildlife biologist who said that that's one of the reasons why we have all these issues with like bark beetles and all these different dead tree issues that when we get a forest fire today, it's like so out of control because we don't allow these burns to take place,
02:23:59.000 which they do naturally in nature.
02:24:01.000 Right.
02:24:01.000 And that's part of it, because you can imagine what happens.
02:24:04.000 If you don't do that, you develop the fuel over a long period of time, and then you get a devastating fire.
02:24:12.000 Right.
02:24:13.000 And also, apparently, the carbon from those trees burning is actually good for the ground, the soil.
02:24:18.000 No, it is.
02:24:19.000 And the ability of the land to bounce back, I mean, we see it in Idaho all the time.
02:24:24.000 When you get up in Montana and other parts of Wyoming, you see how quickly the environment can bounce back.
02:24:31.000 How often do you see, like, wolves and grizzlies and stuff like that where you're at?
02:24:37.000 Wolves more than grizzlies.
02:24:38.000 The grizzlies will still...
02:24:39.000 Yeah, they'll still...
02:24:40.000 You know, they'll try to keep to themselves.
02:24:44.000 But...
02:24:44.000 But you're seeing more wolves?
02:24:45.000 A ton of elk, yeah.
02:24:46.000 More wolves.
02:24:47.000 We've got a lot of...
02:24:48.000 Everybody's got coyotes.
02:24:49.000 There's coyotes everywhere.
02:24:50.000 They're so resilient.
02:24:51.000 They're like the cockroach of the mammal.
02:24:54.000 Yeah, they're pretty incredible.
02:24:56.000 But it's...
02:24:58.000 Yeah, it's...
02:25:00.000 I'd say if you're...
02:25:04.000 You know, if you're looking at an accessible trip, you know, I get to ask this all the time, what would you do?
02:25:10.000 Where would you go?
02:25:11.000 If you had, like, two weeks, you know, take the kids and drive them somewhere, I would just point the car towards Utah, Idaho, you know, Montana, Wyoming, and just, you know, just head up there, and then just see what you can see.
02:25:24.000 You know, you got plenty of opportunity, a tremendous number of excellent parks, and, you know, show the kids something different.
02:25:31.000 Yeah, just let them understand these vast, vast swaths of land that are just open wilderness.
02:25:38.000 And take the electronics away, too.
02:25:40.000 Yeah, give me your iPad.
02:25:41.000 Oh, yeah.
02:25:42.000 Hide those in the trunk.
02:25:44.000 God.
02:25:45.000 We're starting, the kids all start school tomorrow, and they know as soon as the school year starts, that's it.
02:25:51.000 They don't get to touch electronics now.
02:25:53.000 That's a good rule.
02:25:54.000 Yeah, no more.
02:25:55.000 I mean, unless they have homework or something like that.
02:25:56.000 It's just too easy to find, like, escape in that.
02:25:59.000 Yeah.
02:25:59.000 From life.
02:26:00.000 And that life is critical for young minds.
02:26:03.000 Even being bored.
02:26:04.000 I was reading something about the power of boredom and how important it is for creativity.
02:26:10.000 Boredom?
02:26:10.000 Yeah, kids today are never bored.
02:26:12.000 They never, like, have to think of something to do.
02:26:15.000 They can always just look at their phone or look at the TV. And it never activates that part of their brain where they're searching and thinking.
02:26:22.000 That's really interesting.
02:26:22.000 I hadn't thought about that.
02:26:23.000 But you're right, because we tend to plan everything for them.
02:26:26.000 Okay, now you've got to go to your, whatever, your hockey lesson.
02:26:30.000 Now you've got to go to lacrosse.
02:26:32.000 Now it's going to be baseball.
02:26:33.000 Now you've got a chess club or whatever the hell you're doing.
02:26:36.000 Yeah, you're right.
02:26:37.000 And it also kind of goes back to that idea that we used to manage these things for ourselves.
02:26:41.000 Right.
02:26:42.000 And so kids would go out and they would organize their own teams.
02:26:45.000 Right.
02:26:46.000 I worry about that, too.
02:26:47.000 I mean, God, you know, just the ability for kids to meet up at a playground and say, okay, we're going to, you know, maybe it happens and I'm making too much of this.
02:26:56.000 We can't have that because Bobby keeps getting picked last and it's terrible for his self-esteem.
02:27:00.000 Meanwhile, Bobby's going to become a software coder that makes the AI that runs the world.
02:27:05.000 That's right.
02:27:05.000 That's what happens.
02:27:06.000 That's right.
02:27:06.000 All the chicks are going to want Bobby.
02:27:08.000 Bobby gets pissed and Bobby becomes Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk.
02:27:11.000 I just said chicks.
02:27:12.000 Am I allowed to say chicks?
02:27:13.000 Yes, you can still say chicks.
02:27:15.000 I can still say chicks, okay.
02:27:15.000 Just like you can still mock transracial people.
02:27:17.000 Okay.
02:27:18.000 All the dames, all the broads.
02:27:19.000 Ooh, that's where you get tricky.
02:27:21.000 All the broads are going to want Bobby the coder.
02:27:23.000 Broad's a weird one, isn't it?
02:27:24.000 Because they're not really that broad.
02:27:26.000 Yeah.
02:27:26.000 Like, how'd that happen?
02:27:27.000 And dames.
02:27:28.000 We're not really private dicks from the 1930s, so I guess...
02:27:31.000 Is that what dame was?
02:27:32.000 Yeah, dame was...
02:27:33.000 I don't know.
02:27:34.000 I... Think of the Maltese Falcon or something like that.
02:27:36.000 That was a dame?
02:27:37.000 A private...
02:27:38.000 No, no, no.
02:27:39.000 I mean, they would say that.
02:27:40.000 They would say, yeah, the dame.
02:27:41.000 You know, I walked in.
02:27:42.000 My life changed.
02:27:43.000 Right.
02:27:44.000 But broads is a weird one, because it's fun to say.
02:27:46.000 It is fun to say broads.
02:27:48.000 Of a bunch of guys, he's fucking broads.
02:27:50.000 Yeah.
02:27:50.000 Goofy broad.
02:27:51.000 I love saying that.
02:27:52.000 I feel like I should be smoking a cigarette while I'm saying...
02:27:54.000 A cigar, for sure.
02:27:56.000 Yeah.
02:27:56.000 Martini.
02:27:57.000 Martini.
02:27:57.000 There's not a whole lot of things that chicks can say about us like that, though.
02:28:01.000 Like, bros.
02:28:02.000 It's sort of like how black people never had a replacement word for the N-word for white people.
02:28:07.000 Like, honky just does not have any negative impact.
02:28:10.000 It doesn't work.
02:28:12.000 It's a throwback.
02:28:13.000 It's a real historical throwback.
02:28:15.000 Honky.
02:28:16.000 I don't remember the last time I heard anybody actually say it.
02:28:18.000 White trash?
02:28:18.000 Like, whatever.
02:28:19.000 That doesn't hurt.
02:28:20.000 But, like, broads is a funny derogatory term for women.
02:28:24.000 Women don't...
02:28:25.000 I guess bros.
02:28:26.000 They have bros.
02:28:27.000 Douchebags.
02:28:28.000 Yeah.
02:28:28.000 That's probably more to the point from their perspective.
02:28:31.000 Bros is white-oriented, though.
02:28:32.000 Bros are always white people.
02:28:34.000 You never say a bunch of bros, and it's black guys.
02:28:36.000 I didn't know that.
02:28:39.000 Jamie, what do you got?
02:28:40.000 If you were younger, you'd be a fuckboy.
02:28:42.000 Oh, that's true.
02:28:43.000 That's true.
02:28:44.000 You don't want to be called a fuckboy.
02:28:45.000 Right, but that's for black people, too.
02:28:47.000 Like, black people, like, that's Ian Edwards has that hilarious bit.
02:28:51.000 It's everywhere.
02:28:52.000 It's universal, though.
02:28:53.000 It's across the board.
02:28:54.000 So we can all agree on fuckboy.
02:28:56.000 Yeah.
02:28:57.000 I don't know what that means.
02:28:58.000 I don't...
02:28:58.000 Does it mean like a...
02:28:59.000 You gotta see Ian Edwards act.
02:29:00.000 It's a derogatory term?
02:29:02.000 Yeah.
02:29:02.000 Okay.
02:29:02.000 Okay.
02:29:03.000 Yeah.
02:29:03.000 Because, I mean, in some circles, who knows?
02:29:05.000 Maybe that's a good thing.
02:29:05.000 I don't know.
02:29:06.000 Right.
02:29:07.000 Yeah.
02:29:07.000 Maybe some cougar wants a fuckboy.
02:29:09.000 Yeah.
02:29:10.000 I'm sure I'm using this wrong.
02:29:11.000 It's like speaking Italian wrong.
02:29:13.000 I'm sure I'm not getting it right.
02:29:14.000 I think you got it right.
02:29:15.000 Because if you're in a situation where you're like an old broad who's got a lot of money and you want some young fuckboy and he wants a car, it's a good move.
02:29:24.000 I know.
02:29:24.000 Yeah.
02:29:25.000 Although, that fuckboy's not going to sell for a Prius.
02:29:27.000 Handsome personal trainer.
02:29:28.000 And Cougar's going to have to spend some cash.
02:29:30.000 Yeah, she's got to get him a Ferrari.
02:29:31.000 Sort of like how the guy who owned the...
02:29:33.000 What was it?
02:29:34.000 The Clippers?
02:29:35.000 That guy.
02:29:36.000 The old man?
02:29:36.000 What the fuck's his name?
02:29:37.000 Donald Sterling.
02:29:38.000 Sterling, yeah.
02:29:38.000 Remember he had that broad?
02:29:39.000 He got her...
02:29:40.000 He had a broad, right?
02:29:41.000 He did have a broad.
02:29:42.000 She was a broad.
02:29:43.000 She's a broad.
02:29:44.000 Yeah.
02:29:44.000 And he got her like a Ferrari and a Bentley and bought her a condo.
02:29:49.000 But the broads used to work in the steno pool, right?
02:29:50.000 I mean, you know.
02:29:51.000 The what?
02:29:52.000 In the steno pool.
02:29:53.000 What's the steno pool?
02:29:54.000 In the office environment back in the 60s, I think that's where- Steno pool?
02:29:58.000 Stenographer pool?
02:29:58.000 Stenographer pool, yeah.
02:29:59.000 Oh, boy.
02:30:00.000 Yeah.
02:30:01.000 You know, you'd have to get Marge to come up from the steno pool.
02:30:05.000 Yeah.
02:30:05.000 And she would take notes and then, you know, do the letter or whatever that you'd put on paper and you'd post it in the mail and that's how you got business done.
02:30:13.000 Whoa, that's a steno pool.
02:30:14.000 There you go.
02:30:14.000 Look at that.
02:30:15.000 Wow.
02:30:16.000 There's a lot of broads in that steno pool.
02:30:18.000 If I was one of those broads, I'd be like, I'd rather be a hooker.
02:30:20.000 I gotta get out of here.
02:30:21.000 Looks like there's some dudes in there, though.
02:30:23.000 Probably.
02:30:23.000 That may not be a steno pool.
02:30:25.000 Maybe just a couple gay guys.
02:30:28.000 Did they allow them to work with women back then?
02:30:31.000 I don't think so.
02:30:33.000 Steno pools to cubicles and back again.
02:30:36.000 Wow.
02:30:37.000 Fuck all that.
02:30:38.000 See, you learned about steno pools, I learned about fuckboys.
02:30:42.000 That's a trap and a half, though, isn't it?
02:30:44.000 Imagine working in a place like that.
02:30:45.000 I was like, what?
02:30:46.000 Where are you going from here?
02:30:47.000 Yeah.
02:30:48.000 And the other one was the...
02:30:51.000 The telephone command center.
02:30:52.000 Jamie, take that picture up on the upper top, the colored picture.
02:30:56.000 Look, right there.
02:30:57.000 The one with the color in it.
02:30:59.000 No.
02:31:00.000 The one with the girl holding up the sign?
02:31:02.000 Oh, that one.
02:31:03.000 Look at that.
02:31:04.000 Swimming in the Steno Pool by Lynn Peril.
02:31:08.000 Oh, God.
02:31:09.000 A retro guide to making it in the office.
02:31:12.000 Fuck.
02:31:13.000 Look at that.
02:31:13.000 Look at that modern office equipment there in the lower left-hand corner.
02:31:17.000 Yeah, look at that typewriter.
02:31:18.000 That gives you a sense of the date of that book.
02:31:20.000 No more writing with a crayon.
02:31:22.000 See, nowadays...
02:31:24.000 Yeah.
02:31:25.000 The office environment is much more dangerous now, I think.
02:31:28.000 It's much more fraught with potential for hazards and landmine.
02:31:31.000 Look at that recording device there.
02:31:34.000 Boy, look at that thing.
02:31:35.000 See?
02:31:36.000 So he was talking and she had to transcribe all that?
02:31:39.000 Is that what's going on?
02:31:39.000 It's like a dictaphone.
02:31:40.000 What is with the guy with the bowler hat?
02:31:43.000 This is a movie.
02:31:44.000 Oh.
02:31:44.000 That guy's like a spy or something.
02:31:46.000 Oh.
02:31:47.000 Yeah, that's it.
02:31:48.000 Because, you know, we all used to dress like that.
02:31:50.000 I don't know if you can zoom in on that, but that was actually, we would get that after we completed training, they would actually give us an outfit like that.
02:31:56.000 The white hat?
02:31:58.000 Yeah, and the bowler hat.
02:31:59.000 That's nice.
02:32:00.000 And then we would set off on our adventures.
02:32:02.000 Like, what is that new movie, The Kingsman?
02:32:04.000 Is that what it is?
02:32:05.000 A bunch of spies out there kicking ass?
02:32:07.000 I have not seen that.
02:32:09.000 Teaching you deadly skills, like how to kill people with a pen?
02:32:12.000 Did they ever teach you skills like how to use regular things you find?
02:32:16.000 Improvised weapons.
02:32:17.000 Yeah, sure.
02:32:17.000 Field expediency.
02:32:18.000 Yeah, I mean, you know, it's like knowing how to fire whatever weapon you pick up off the ground.
02:32:23.000 It's just simply knowing, you know, what would work.
02:32:26.000 And most of it's common sense, right?
02:32:29.000 I mean, in terms of what would actually, you know, do the job.
02:32:33.000 But yeah, I mean, it's just field expediency.
02:32:38.000 Which is good.
02:32:38.000 Wasn't Mattis' quote?
02:32:40.000 Very practical information.
02:32:41.000 Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
02:32:45.000 That was from Madison?
02:32:47.000 Mattis.
02:32:48.000 Who was that?
02:32:48.000 Oh, I thought you were talking about John Madison or James Madison.
02:32:51.000 Wow, they were tough son of a bitches back then.
02:32:53.000 No.
02:32:54.000 So Mattis.
02:32:55.000 Okay, Mad Dog Mattis.
02:32:56.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
02:32:57.000 Boy, President Trump loved to say Mad Dog, didn't he?
02:32:58.000 Yes.
02:32:59.000 He was absolutely in love with Mad Dog, with that name.
02:33:02.000 Well, you liked it because he had his own, like, hit man.
02:33:04.000 Yeah.
02:33:05.000 You know?
02:33:06.000 I don't know.
02:33:06.000 Where do you think this is going?
02:33:07.000 Do you think he's in for four years and...
02:33:09.000 Not anymore.
02:33:11.000 Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
02:33:16.000 That's the kind of guy you want in that position.
02:33:19.000 You want a guy who thinks like that, and anybody who doesn't understand that, well, I'm glad you're not in that position.
02:33:23.000 Yeah, and that goes back to Afghanistan, what we were talking about.
02:33:25.000 What's the endgame?
02:33:26.000 If you're going to do this, don't let it...
02:33:27.000 Let's not do this thing where we're dying by paper cuts or whatever you want to call it.
02:33:33.000 And that's kind of where it's been.
02:33:34.000 I just feel like we've been in a holding pattern for years now when it comes to Afghanistan without really knowing where we're going or where we want to be when we get to the end of that road.
02:33:44.000 Yeah.
02:33:45.000 Somebody like Madison and people in general in the military understand if you're going to do something, you do it to win.
02:33:51.000 That's your objective.
02:33:52.000 And I worry that, well, maybe 4,000 troops is not exactly doing it to win.
02:33:56.000 It's doing what they feel they can get away with.
02:34:00.000 And I don't know where that gets us at the end of the day.
02:34:04.000 This whole Trump thing is getting weirder and weirder with every day.
02:34:08.000 So to even predict where we could be six months from now, forget about four years from now, or three and a half years from now, I think that when you look at some of the stuff that he does, you really have to wonder about his mental health.
02:34:19.000 And I don't say that like, you know, there's a lot of people that are saying that, I think, because they would like to think that he's mentally incompetent and it would be convenient for their argument.
02:34:29.000 But when I read that, I don't know what agency it was, was trying to get the IP addresses of people that visited an anti-Trump website.
02:34:40.000 Did you hear about that?
02:34:42.000 I did, yeah.
02:34:42.000 Like Sessions was working on that?
02:34:43.000 That's insane.
02:34:45.000 Yeah, it is.
02:34:45.000 Because I could have visited that site if somebody sent me a link.
02:34:47.000 You've got to see this crazy anti-Trump site.
02:34:49.000 That doesn't mean I'm a part of that community or anything like that.
02:34:52.000 You can't get IP addresses from someone who visits things online.
02:34:55.000 Either side.
02:34:56.000 Anytime.
02:34:57.000 I don't care which administration it is.
02:34:58.000 I mean, you can argue...
02:35:00.000 I mean, yeah.
02:35:01.000 It's just...
02:35:02.000 The potential for abuse of power, I've always agreed with that idea.
02:35:06.000 I'm a small government person, so the potential for abuse of power is always there and needs to be monitored.
02:35:13.000 The potential's catastrophic.
02:35:14.000 Yeah.
02:35:15.000 Because as soon as people lose confidence, and that's one of the biggest issues with Trump as a president.
02:35:19.000 If people lose confidence in the institution, like one of the things that was very disturbing to a lot of people was that when he had those Russians over and he was explaining how ISIS is thinking about using laptops as bombs, and they're like, Jesus fucking Christ, this is top secret shit.
02:35:34.000 You're not supposed to say that, because then this could potentially...
02:35:39.000 Compromise people that are embedded in ISIS, that are distributing this information, like you have a bunch of people, you're giving up this information, there's a trickle-down effect, and it also diminishes the potential for people to trust the office, trust the person running it.
02:35:54.000 We see that all the time.
02:35:55.000 You see that, I mean, the previous administration had problems where they, sort of in their desire to rush to the podium to declare a victory in something.
02:36:03.000 There was...
02:36:05.000 A disregard for sources and methods, a disregard for the importance of occasionally...
02:36:11.000 Secrets are good in many cases when it comes to Intel operations.
02:36:17.000 Again, you want checks and balances.
02:36:18.000 I completely get that.
02:36:20.000 And of course, people are losing their minds.
02:36:22.000 I can't believe it's a CIA guy talking about checks and balances because I'm sure he doesn't believe it.
02:36:26.000 But it's true.
02:36:27.000 The place for that is in the committees and up on Capitol Hill where you're supposed to have an engaged We're good to go.
02:36:54.000 There's a fairly well-worn path between Langley, as an example, and Capitol Hill for the briefings telling people, this is what's going on, this is what's happening.
02:37:02.000 And then, you know, the general unwritten understanding is, you know, they're going to be assholes if it becomes politically expedient to do so.
02:37:10.000 They'll disavow that they knew about it.
02:37:12.000 They'll demand, you know, so it's a game that gets played sometimes.
02:37:16.000 But, yeah, I think that It's hard to say.
02:37:23.000 I've got friends who are very hard left, and they're convinced that Trump's on his way out in the not-too-distant future.
02:37:32.000 I think that's a lot of wishful thinking, but I don't think he's going to make it four years.
02:37:36.000 I might be wrong.
02:37:37.000 It just doesn't seem like it.
02:37:39.000 He's incredibly resilient, though.
02:37:42.000 He is.
02:37:42.000 He's unusual in that regard.
02:37:44.000 He's also a guy, though, that wants love and respect and wants to be a winner.
02:37:50.000 Like, everything he does, like, in regards to, you know, business, decisions, I mean, he'll tank something personally himself to declare a victory, right?
02:38:01.000 And you gotta wonder whether or not he would put someone in position, you know, to say, like, the fake news is so out to get him that what we've done is we've created a structure that's the best people for the job, and then I'm going to concentrate on business and helping them from the outside.
02:38:15.000 I mean, you could escape and have some sort of escape route.
02:38:19.000 There's not...
02:38:20.000 Again, it sometimes seems as if there's no grown-ups in charge of the messaging that comes out of the White House, right?
02:38:26.000 And that's been the case since day one, basically.
02:38:29.000 And part of it is...
02:38:30.000 You know, maybe people say, well, it's the way he likes to play it.
02:38:32.000 He likes to play people off of each other, and he likes the chaos.
02:38:35.000 Well, you know what?
02:38:36.000 He never ran a big organization.
02:38:38.000 People imagined or thought, if you didn't spend any time up in New York, and having watched...
02:38:43.000 The Trump Organization for years and years and years.
02:38:46.000 If he hadn't done that, then you imagine it to be this massive organization.
02:38:49.000 Well, it's not.
02:38:50.000 It's always been kind of a family business, right?
02:38:53.000 So the chaos that's around that shouldn't be a surprise.
02:38:58.000 What is a surprise is that You know, he wasn't, you know, he wasn't sharp enough, I don't know what it is, to understand the importance of inserting the discipline in there.
02:39:08.000 And at least, if nothing else, being consistent and disciplined with the messaging that comes out.
02:39:14.000 And just quit the fucking tweeting.
02:39:17.000 Just stop the tweeting.
02:39:18.000 But people say, oh, I love it.
02:39:20.000 That's what makes him him, you know?
02:39:21.000 Well, for people, it's entertainment, you know, It's a portal for fun.
02:39:29.000 For fun.
02:39:30.000 I mean, that's what you're getting out of it.
02:39:31.000 You're seeing the stupid shit he writes and go, oh my god.
02:39:34.000 And you correlate some of the times that he writes it.
02:39:37.000 Yeah, it's always like 2 o'clock in the morning.
02:39:39.000 Yeah, isn't that interesting?
02:39:40.000 But that's the thing.
02:39:41.000 I don't...
02:39:42.000 You know, again, I get it.
02:39:43.000 I understand people are excited to have a genuine person who's not a politician in there, and there's some benefit to shaking the system up, for sure.
02:39:51.000 It needs some shaking, but...
02:39:53.000 I don't know how much shaking's actually been done.
02:39:56.000 I'd rather the president not spend as much time watching TV or tweeting and working to try to accomplish something major in the way of...
02:40:08.000 Tax reform or even the health care problem.
02:40:11.000 Good lord.
02:40:11.000 We're not even going to get that done.
02:40:13.000 I think there's also a real problem from the top down when the commander-in-chief likes to personally insult people.
02:40:21.000 I think when you do that, you make that kind of behavior not just acceptable, but standard.
02:40:28.000 Yeah.
02:40:28.000 Well, it's like what with your kids.
02:40:29.000 I mean, kids, you know, if they...
02:40:32.000 Or probably more to the point, it's like people...
02:40:35.000 We talk about the fact that nobody can keep their yap shut, right?
02:40:37.000 So secrets get out there right now.
02:40:39.000 And that's because we've created this environment.
02:40:43.000 If it's okay for a former defense secretary or a former head of the CIA or whatever, when they get out to write a book, right?
02:40:49.000 And they're getting paid millions of dollars to write that book, so you know they've got to cough up something interesting.
02:40:55.000 If they do that over a period of time, and they've been doing that, then people down below think, well, why the fuck?
02:41:00.000 We all signed the same agreements to keep our app shut, but maybe it's okay.
02:41:05.000 So it starts at the top, I think.
02:41:07.000 And it's just like with parenting.
02:41:10.000 They've got to see you do the things you tell them to do.
02:41:13.000 Otherwise, kids are sharp enough to think, well, you're not doing it.
02:41:16.000 So I think it's...
02:41:19.000 You know, I don't know where I was going with that.
02:41:21.000 I tend to get down a rabbit hole and distract.
02:41:25.000 Well, this is a distracting subject because it's really difficult to see how do we get out of this.
02:41:29.000 Like, okay, we've obviously got this guy who's running the country, he's doing a lot of things that people don't enjoy.
02:41:35.000 They don't like, they see a lot of problems in it, and they don't see a real light at the end of the tunnel.
02:41:40.000 It's like, what's the best case scenario?
02:41:42.000 Is this guy going to get us in a fucking war with Korea?
02:41:44.000 So we realize, like, oh, North Korea and us, you know, we're going to war now.
02:41:48.000 This could have been avoided.
02:41:49.000 We've got to get rid of them.
02:41:50.000 I mean, what's the worst case scenario that has to happen where we can survive as a country but still...
02:42:00.000 That war thing, the North Korea thing is kind of frustrating in a sense, right?
02:42:07.000 Because nobody should be out there thinking that, and I'm sure very few do, that somehow we got to that point with North Korea because President Trump is president.
02:42:19.000 We got to this point with North Korea because we kicked the can down the road for two and a half decades of failed foreign policy with North Korea, and in part with China.
02:42:29.000 And so they've been very clear about what they wanted to do, and now they've gotten to that point.
02:42:35.000 Where they've created the weapons program and the ballistic missile program that they want or that they are close to having.
02:42:41.000 And, you know, when you get to that point, you naturally lose some of your options, you know?
02:42:47.000 So the decision tree gets smaller.
02:42:50.000 And, you know, Trump happens to be the president in office now when North Korea reaches that stage.
02:42:56.000 And North Korea is pretty consistent in the way that they've been behaving.
02:42:59.000 You know, they're always doing the same thing.
02:43:01.000 They throw their teddy out of the cot when they get upset and they want some attention or they feel they can get something out of it.
02:43:06.000 Typically, they do get something or China gets something that then they're willing to rein them into some degree.
02:43:14.000 And just like, you know, Trump could well be the guy sitting in office when Iran gets to that point.
02:43:19.000 Because anybody who thinks Iran is not spinning the centrifuges and continuing to work on their weapons capabilities is somewhat insane.
02:43:26.000 I mean, there is no...
02:43:29.000 John Kerry said the whole Iran deal was based on verification.
02:43:34.000 And we don't have verification.
02:43:38.000 We haven't gotten access still to some facilities that we would need to see.
02:43:43.000 We signed off with the previous administration, signed off on a study or an assessment, basically just to get the deal done, because the Iranians insisted that that investigation into their capabilities at one of their military sites come to a close.
02:43:59.000 It wasn't like we suddenly got answers and we were satisfied that there was no, and we just, okay, that was part of the deal, so we'll end that investigation.
02:44:06.000 We don't have that verification.
02:44:08.000 So Trump could, to my point being, Trump could just be sitting in that seat when North Korea gets where they are, when Iran possibly, you know, because that could happen sooner rather than later.
02:44:18.000 And then, yeah, then you'd like to think that the person in that position Would be rational.
02:44:24.000 Yes.
02:44:24.000 A little more reasoned.
02:44:25.000 I read an article today that's saying that him saying all that crazy shit about fire and fury that the world has ever seen might have actually been what he needed to say when you're dealing with someone like North Korea.
02:44:38.000 I mean, it was obviously an opinion piece.
02:44:40.000 Right.
02:44:41.000 But the argument was that when you're dealing with someone that's as fucked up as Kim Jong-un, you're probably better off having someone as crazy as Trump as president who's gonna say some ridiculous shit like that.
02:44:54.000 So this guy goes, alright, this guy's just as nuts as me.
02:44:58.000 Frankly, those messages, those things that he said, were probably more important in terms of how China received them than how North Korea received them.
02:45:07.000 And honestly, 20 plus years of measured diplomatic language and restrained talk didn't really do anything.
02:45:17.000 It just kicked the can down the road.
02:45:21.000 Yeah, maybe a different approach in a measured fashion.
02:45:25.000 But the problem is, because of their perceived chaos, nobody has the confidence to believe that he's doing it in a disciplined, reasoned way.
02:45:34.000 So they don't look at it and go, yeah, he's saying that's a message he's sending.
02:45:37.000 They just look at it and go, he's just blasting off another tweet.
02:45:40.000 Except Scott Adams.
02:45:41.000 Scott Adams is the only one that believes this is some large, clever master plan.
02:45:45.000 Wait a minute, Scott Adams.
02:45:46.000 From Dilbert.
02:45:47.000 Dilbert!
02:45:48.000 Yeah.
02:45:48.000 Do you want to know about that?
02:45:49.000 No.
02:45:49.000 Scott Adams is like the most rational, logical, intelligent Trump supporter that's ever lived.
02:45:54.000 And he's not really a Trump supporter because he didn't vote for Trump because he talks about these things.
02:45:58.000 He doesn't want to vote for president because he doesn't want to have a stake in the game.
02:46:02.000 But he believes that Trump is a master persuader and that everything he's doing is because of the art of persuasion.
02:46:07.000 It's very interesting.
02:46:09.000 That's interesting, yeah.
02:46:10.000 It falls apart under scrutiny.
02:46:11.000 He kind of fell apart with these arguments with a podcast with Sam Harris.
02:46:17.000 It was pretty fascinating, though.
02:46:19.000 I mean, I can see where people, and I've heard that from Trump supporters, you know, where they talk about how everything's measured, everything in his own way is actually disciplined, because I've said numerous times that I think they lack discipline, and they say, no, no,
02:46:34.000 no, no, actually, this is all part of the plan.
02:46:37.000 And I'm thinking, hmm, it doesn't look like it's part of the plan, because you've got other people that are in those senior positions that seem to be scrambling to catch up to the plan.
02:46:49.000 It was part of a conversation amongst the cabinet.
02:46:53.000 Anyway, missiles aren't going to be flying between us and North Korea.
02:47:00.000 I think China may actually see, at this stage of the game, They may see that they need to affect a different mindset for North Korea, and they may be doing that.
02:47:12.000 And part of it may be, again, not necessarily because it was a reasoned, thought-out plan, but Trump's comments about the trade imbalance with China.
02:47:19.000 And if the Chinese legitimately thought that we were going to put that under the microscope and maybe attack them on the trade imbalance in a serious way, then maybe they look at that and go, okay, if we can get them to back off...
02:47:31.000 Then, yes, we're willing to extend ourselves and actually listen to the sanctions and take part in the sanctions and, you know, exert some additional pressure on North Korea that maybe they weren't in the past, because China always acts in its own best interest.
02:47:43.000 And so they're looking for something.
02:47:45.000 What are we going to get out of this?
02:47:47.000 And maybe, so maybe that's, you know...
02:47:50.000 Anyway, in the meantime, it seems to have resolved itself to some degree, but I do worry that...
02:47:54.000 You know, once again, we're just kicking it down the road.
02:47:57.000 You know, I mean, until there's something, some sea change where, you know, maybe somehow we can affect a unified, you know, Korea with China's assistance.
02:48:06.000 It's going to have to be with their assistance and blessing, obviously, or something along those lines to get actual deterrence, you know, off the table and more of a removal of the nuclear threat.
02:48:18.000 We're just going to be doing this same conversation in another couple of years when they rattle the cage again and we have to figure out how to resolve it.
02:48:25.000 And the further you go down the road and the better their capabilities get, the fewer options you have.
02:48:30.000 Well, Mike, I'm sufficiently depressed.
02:48:32.000 Thank you very much.
02:48:33.000 That's my job.
02:48:34.000 Let's meet up again in six months if the shit hits the fan.
02:48:38.000 See how it's going.
02:48:39.000 No, it's always fun talking to you, man.
02:48:40.000 I appreciate it.
02:48:41.000 I appreciate your insight.
02:48:42.000 I went off on a tangent there.
02:48:43.000 We both did, but that's part of the program.
02:48:46.000 Cool, man.
02:48:46.000 Thank you, brother.
02:48:47.000 Appreciate it.
02:48:48.000 Thank you.
02:48:48.000 All right, folks.
02:48:49.000 We'll see you soon.
02:48:49.000 Bye!
02:48:52.000 Sorry about that.