The Joe Rogan Experience - September 07, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #1010 - Brian Redban


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 45 minutes

Words per Minute

184.74525

Word Count

30,640

Sentence Count

3,211

Misogynist Sentences

88


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about all the crazy things going on in the world as it pertains to Hurricane Irma, Jose, and the rest of the tropical cyclones that are making their way towards the coast of Florida, and how to deal with them. Also, we talk about the cool thing about living in the middle of the ocean and how cold it is, and why you should never live in the desert. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and a review on Apple Podcasts! It helps spread the word about the show and make it more visible to the people who need it the most. Thank you so much for being a part of the podcast and supporting us. We really appreciate it. XOXO, The Crew xoxo - The Crew xoxoxo- - - Hosts: & Hosted by Theme Song: . Music: by , by "The Crew" by "Goodbye Outer Space" by Jeff Kaale ( ) and "Outer Space Warning" by . . . and is a song written and performed by ! (feat. by ) and produced by ( ) and ( ). , and , is a tribute to the late great singer-songwriter and band member of the band "Old Town Road" ( ) . . , and his amazing band, "The Goodfellas" ( ). . . and is out on the road! . , and we hope you enjoy this beautiful, beautiful, warm, beautiful and beautiful, and warm, and we love you listening to it. Thank you for listening to us! , we really appreciate you, we really do appreciate you. - Thank you, thank you, God bless you for being here, God Bless You, Thank You, Lord Bless Us, and God bless You, Blessings, Thank You For Sending Us, - and Thank You for Looking After Us, We'll See You, We Love You, Good Luck, Bless You Back, Love, Bless, & Much Love, Love, Cheers, & Much Blessings & Blessings - MRS. - - Jimmy - PRAISE YOU, MRS, JUICY, PODCASTING, AND PRAYING, PRAYER, AND THANK YOU, AND KEEP YOU, GRAFFY, AND WELL FOLLOWING YOU, WELL LITTER, AND YELLOW, AND YESTERDAY!


Transcript

00:00:07.000 And we're live, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:08.000 It's the end of the world as we know it.
00:00:12.000 Montana's been on fire for a month.
00:00:14.000 Florida has three hurricanes headed towards it.
00:00:18.000 And Houston is still half underwater.
00:00:21.000 Houston, sad.
00:00:22.000 Have you been?
00:00:23.000 No, I've just, you know, a lot of my exes are there, and she's sending me photos and videos.
00:00:27.000 Like, her whole neighborhood's gone.
00:00:29.000 And, like, people have to put everything outside for the insurance collectors to look at it.
00:00:34.000 You know, so there's just, everyone's house has a pile in front of it of all their stuff.
00:00:39.000 And it says, like, no looting, please, you know.
00:00:41.000 I saw that on TV. Yeah.
00:00:43.000 Fuck.
00:00:44.000 Fuck.
00:00:45.000 Dude, it's like, there's nothing stopping that from happening for months.
00:00:50.000 Like, this is the thing about, like, Hurricane Irma.
00:00:52.000 Like, they have Harvey hits Houston, and then Hurricane Irma.
00:00:57.000 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they said that this is very unusual because Hurricane Irma picked up speed in the ocean.
00:01:05.000 Which is a really bad sign.
00:01:07.000 They usually pick up speed in the Gulf, and the idea is that the Gulf has water that's warmer.
00:01:12.000 And that's what causes...
00:01:13.000 I don't know shit about hurricanes.
00:01:15.000 I'm totally talking out of my ass, right?
00:01:16.000 I really don't understand it.
00:01:18.000 But I'm pretty sure that's what they're saying, is that this is a very unusual storm because it actually picked up speed and picked up size and power in the ocean.
00:01:27.000 Which means the ocean's warmer.
00:01:29.000 So this could be a consequence of having a warmer ocean, is that these fucking hurricanes could get bigger and bigger in the ocean.
00:01:36.000 And it's usually, it's really unusual because, you know, you have like such a big storm, like the one that hit Houston, that's usually once a year, once every couple years, it's not twice in like a month.
00:01:47.000 And then there's like, what, Jose's right behind it?
00:01:49.000 That's craziness.
00:01:50.000 I think they said there's two behind it.
00:01:52.000 The other one formed in the Gulf, off Mexico, east of Mexico.
00:01:58.000 So it's just another one at the same time, but in a different place?
00:02:01.000 It's just sitting there right now.
00:02:01.000 There could be another one forming off of the Cape in Africa, where they all usually form.
00:02:06.000 Fuck, man.
00:02:07.000 We don't get hurricanes because it's cold water.
00:02:09.000 Is that...
00:02:10.000 The logic behind it?
00:02:11.000 Yeah, I think that's the move.
00:02:13.000 You want to live near cold water.
00:02:14.000 Just suck it up like a man and deal with that cold water.
00:02:17.000 That water is fucking cold, too.
00:02:20.000 When you get in the water in the Pacific Ocean, you're like, hey, what is this?
00:02:24.000 Like, this is weird.
00:02:25.000 It's crazy cold.
00:02:27.000 Even in the middle of August.
00:02:28.000 It could be 100 degrees in Malibu.
00:02:30.000 You get in that water and you're like, holy shit!
00:02:34.000 This is fucking cold.
00:02:35.000 I've only been in it twice since I've lived here, like 13 years.
00:02:39.000 I remember the first week I moved out here, I was like, I'm going to the ocean, I'm running the ocean, freezing, never hit it again.
00:02:44.000 What is all this you're showing us, Jimmy?
00:02:46.000 Please don't say that's hurricanes.
00:02:47.000 A storm of hurricanes.
00:02:49.000 These are the tropical cyclones of the 2017 Pacific hurricane season.
00:02:54.000 So these are cyclones that I guess have already happened this year.
00:02:58.000 I was assuming when I was pulling it up, they were in the past, like a long time ago.
00:03:02.000 I didn't know this many had already come here.
00:03:05.000 You know, when you look at this picture, like if you look at this picture of the United States, it gives you such a way better sense of what it really is.
00:03:15.000 Because that picture like because all the browns and the greens and because I'm not seeing cities and because it's like a perfect scale like pull back a little bit so you see it in scale with the ocean again like when you're looking at that you realize oh that shit could shift left and right a bunch of times easy like there's way more water than there is ground Like,
00:03:39.000 that is a fucking problem.
00:03:41.000 That's a giant problem.
00:03:43.000 We're next to an enormous chunk of blue.
00:03:47.000 It's so big!
00:03:50.000 Dude, I'll tell you, man, when I was living in that house in Malibu for a couple months on the water, I rented a spot on the water, that's when you realize, you go, oh, that's a monster.
00:04:02.000 That's like you're living on the edge of a world that can just reach in and swallow you.
00:04:07.000 Did it freak you out?
00:04:08.000 Fuck yeah!
00:04:10.000 You know when it freaks you around is at night.
00:04:12.000 At night, it like reveals its true self.
00:04:15.000 Because like in the day, it looks beautiful.
00:04:18.000 The sun hits it.
00:04:19.000 It seems so peaceful.
00:04:21.000 The birds are squawk, squawk, squawk.
00:04:23.000 You see a seal or maybe a dolphin or a whale.
00:04:27.000 Sometimes you see a whale.
00:04:29.000 People see whales out there.
00:04:30.000 You're like, wow, this is crazy.
00:04:32.000 But then at nighttime...
00:04:34.000 When the sky is dark and the sea is black, then you get to see what it really is.
00:04:40.000 Like, oh, this is a whole other world.
00:04:44.000 A world of water.
00:04:46.000 And we can touch it.
00:04:47.000 We can go in between worlds.
00:04:50.000 And that world is far bigger than our world.
00:04:54.000 And then I started freaking out about all the shit that we're pulling out of that world.
00:04:58.000 Like how gross are we?
00:05:00.000 Humans?
00:05:01.000 We're like just netting everything in that world and scooping it up and just chopping it up and stuffing it into cans and feeding it to our pets and eating it like left and right raw sushi.
00:05:13.000 Mmm yummy!
00:05:13.000 Like the never-ending supply.
00:05:17.000 Fuck, the world of the ocean, it is a real trip.
00:05:21.000 If you stop and think about what it really is, because if it was in the sky above your head, you'd be freaked out all the time.
00:05:28.000 You know, if you reached up to touch it, you'd be freaked out.
00:05:31.000 You wouldn't want to be right next to that thing.
00:05:33.000 Like, Jesus, it's too alien.
00:05:34.000 I can't get away from it.
00:05:36.000 But because it's right there, and it's blue, and we're on the ground, we feel like we're in control, we're cocky, because most of the time nothing happens.
00:05:44.000 I'm like, nah, no big deal.
00:05:46.000 It's right there.
00:05:47.000 I love the beach.
00:05:48.000 I like going to the beach.
00:05:48.000 Get some sun, catch some breeze.
00:05:50.000 It's like we're flirting with death, standing at the edge of this impossible-to-control life force filled with creatures.
00:06:00.000 Filled with the biggest creatures in the world, right?
00:06:02.000 Aren't whales the biggest things on Earth?
00:06:04.000 Yeah.
00:06:06.000 You know what they are?
00:06:07.000 They're the biggest living thing on Earth next to this...
00:06:13.000 There's like a group of mushrooms in the Pacific Northwest that are all connected and all considered to be one enormous life form.
00:06:25.000 Yeah, I gotta get this guy, Paul Stamets.
00:06:28.000 I think that's his name.
00:06:29.000 I believe that's how you say his name, rather.
00:06:30.000 He's a guy who studies mushrooms.
00:06:33.000 He's a mushroom scientist.
00:06:35.000 Fascinating studies.
00:06:36.000 Fascinating articles and stuff online.
00:06:39.000 It's in the Blue Mountains in Oregon.
00:06:41.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:06:42.000 More precisely, a specific honey fungus measuring 2.4 miles across in the Blue Mountains.
00:06:51.000 It's known as the largest living organism on Earth.
00:06:54.000 Several species of fungi belong to the...
00:06:57.000 Try that word.
00:06:59.000 Armillaria genus.
00:07:01.000 Genus or genus?
00:07:03.000 How do you say that?
00:07:03.000 That's a reed one.
00:07:04.000 That's one I read.
00:07:05.000 I never say.
00:07:06.000 Yeah.
00:07:06.000 You know, I never use that in a conversation unless I'm being super pretentious.
00:07:11.000 I'd have to be like really high to be that pretentious.
00:07:15.000 Armaria...
00:07:15.000 Armalaria.
00:07:19.000 Armalaria.
00:07:21.000 Armalaria genus, which is probably popularly known as honey fungus.
00:07:28.000 2.4 miles across.
00:07:31.000 I like how they give it to us in kilometers.
00:07:33.000 Like, if you don't want to be stupid, 3.8 kilometers.
00:07:36.000 If you want to be like the rest of the world and do everything intends, you fucking idiots.
00:07:40.000 Sticking them miles and inches.
00:07:41.000 Why do we do that?
00:07:43.000 Because we're gross.
00:07:46.000 There's parts of America that are gross.
00:07:48.000 We're like, nah, we got it.
00:07:50.000 You know, like, well, we found a much better system.
00:07:52.000 It makes more sense.
00:07:53.000 It's all in tens.
00:07:54.000 The whole world use it.
00:07:55.000 Nah, good luck.
00:07:56.000 Good luck with that fucking stupid system.
00:07:59.000 I'll take inches, bro.
00:08:01.000 Yards.
00:08:02.000 Inches.
00:08:03.000 It feels good, too, when you're in, like, other countries, and you're like, why are you going 120 miles an hour?
00:08:08.000 Oh, wait.
00:08:08.000 It's different.
00:08:10.000 So they're, like, 62 is, like...
00:08:16.000 I want to say it's a hundred kilometers an hour, but I think it's actually more than that.
00:08:21.000 I was just always thinking it's half, but that's probably wrong.
00:08:24.000 Well, yeah, I don't know.
00:08:25.000 I honestly don't know.
00:08:27.000 Is 62 a hundred miles an hour?
00:08:29.000 A hundred kilometers rather than 62 miles an hour?
00:08:32.000 A hundred sounds cooler.
00:08:35.000 You know?
00:08:36.000 Kilometers, they're better.
00:08:38.000 We're using some old king shit.
00:08:41.000 Inches.
00:08:41.000 It'd be weird to change now though like we had to be born with that like it's Well, dude when I was I mean, I don't know about when you were in high school But when I was in high school, they were trying There was a real push to get people to use the metric system that I don't think exists anymore I don't know,
00:08:58.000 but I mean, maybe it was just the schools that I was in.
00:09:01.000 I would like to talk to other people that are like my age, that could remember like the 1980s.
00:09:05.000 Because in the 1980s, I think that they were trying to push the metric system.
00:09:09.000 I think I kind of caught it on the tail end.
00:09:11.000 I don't remember it at all from school.
00:09:13.000 Haha!
00:09:13.000 United States is now the only industrialized country in the world that does not use the metric system.
00:09:19.000 And it's a predominant system of measurement.
00:09:21.000 Most Americans think that our involvement with metric measurement is relatively new, but it's not, right?
00:09:29.000 What year did they try to do it?
00:09:31.000 1975. See?
00:09:32.000 The Metric Conversion Act of 1975. Yeah, that's what I remember, dude.
00:09:38.000 Gerald Ford.
00:09:40.000 Yeah, they were trying that.
00:09:42.000 Maybe I wasn't in high school.
00:09:44.000 Maybe it was before high school.
00:09:47.000 I was looking something up the other day.
00:09:49.000 I think it was when you asked, are the presidents allowed to change the White House or something?
00:09:54.000 I think it was Ford that added solar panels to the White House.
00:09:58.000 I was looking up, and then the next president, which might have been Nixon, took them out, and they didn't have them reinstalled until Obama was there five years ago.
00:10:08.000 So it was like 25 years of no solar panels when they already had them.
00:10:12.000 We were already headed that way.
00:10:16.000 Super weird.
00:10:16.000 That is weird.
00:10:17.000 You see the new Apple campus that they're going to show, I guess, next Tuesday when they have events.
00:10:24.000 I haven't seen much of it, but I know that it's supposed to be some insanely impossible, huge, crazy place.
00:10:31.000 It looks like a spaceship.
00:10:32.000 It's now finished.
00:10:33.000 They have drone footage that you can just go around.
00:10:35.000 It looks just like a round donut spaceship.
00:10:38.000 And the whole roof is solar collectors.
00:10:41.000 Look at that thing.
00:10:42.000 That powers itself.
00:10:44.000 Look at that thing.
00:10:45.000 Yeah.
00:10:46.000 That might be a computer image of it.
00:10:47.000 I think that is.
00:10:48.000 Wow.
00:10:49.000 Who cares?
00:10:50.000 Zoom back in on that computer image.
00:10:52.000 That's insane.
00:10:54.000 It must be so cool to have the kind of money where you could just build something.
00:10:59.000 Like, what do you guys want to do?
00:11:00.000 Let's make a spaceship, bro.
00:11:02.000 Yeah.
00:11:02.000 Let's make a fucking giant Apple spaceship.
00:11:05.000 Should we make it the shape of an Apple?
00:11:06.000 Nah.
00:11:07.000 That's too corny.
00:11:09.000 Okay.
00:11:09.000 They could.
00:11:09.000 They could have easily made that thing an Apple, but then they would have never been able to sell it.
00:11:14.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:11:16.000 It's gonna go to like a tire company next.
00:11:19.000 They would never be able to sell it, man.
00:11:21.000 You know?
00:11:21.000 Yeah.
00:11:23.000 No one wants to buy your stupid Apple.
00:11:25.000 You don't like the touch bar on your MacBook.
00:11:27.000 I've not even seen one in person yet.
00:11:30.000 This is what I think.
00:11:31.000 I don't think it's necessary.
00:11:32.000 I think it's kind of cute.
00:11:34.000 But it does a lot of different stuff that I never use.
00:11:37.000 And maybe it's me.
00:11:39.000 But also, there's like a Siri button that I accidentally press all the time while I'm typing.
00:11:44.000 Because I suck at typing.
00:11:46.000 I'm okay.
00:11:47.000 I'm not very good at it.
00:11:49.000 I really should practice and get better at it.
00:11:51.000 Every time I get a chance to write, I just write.
00:11:54.000 You can turn it off, right?
00:11:55.000 The touch bar, though.
00:11:57.000 I think you could...
00:11:58.000 You can do stuff with it, but I mean, I don't know if you could totally turn it off because then you turn off the volume control.
00:12:03.000 That's where the volume control is.
00:12:05.000 Oh, fuck, really?
00:12:06.000 The brightness, the volume control, everything.
00:12:08.000 The real problem is that fucking Siri button that's right above the delete key with my fat, stupid fingers.
00:12:15.000 I touch that thing at least once a day.
00:12:17.000 You can turn Siri off.
00:12:19.000 She's off.
00:12:19.000 Okay.
00:12:20.000 You're off, bitch.
00:12:22.000 Yeah, but I don't want Siri on my goddamn laptop.
00:12:24.000 But it's just an accidental touch thing.
00:12:29.000 And it's not the best keyboard.
00:12:31.000 It's a very shallow touch.
00:12:34.000 Some people like that.
00:12:35.000 It's very precise.
00:12:36.000 I'll give it that.
00:12:37.000 But I like the IBM or those Thinkpads.
00:12:42.000 Who's making those?
00:12:44.000 Lenovo, right?
00:12:45.000 Yeah.
00:12:45.000 They have a way better feel to their keyboard.
00:12:48.000 Mechanical.
00:12:49.000 Apple's operating system to me is just way better.
00:12:52.000 I shouldn't say way better, because Windows 10 is really good.
00:12:55.000 It's just more familiar, I should say, at this point.
00:12:58.000 It was way better for a long time, for sure.
00:13:00.000 But there's more options if you want to buy a Windows computer.
00:13:04.000 Like, you can get so many different kinds of computers.
00:13:07.000 You can get big ones, small ones.
00:13:09.000 You get ones with interesting keyboards.
00:13:11.000 You get ones with keyboards that feel like, you know, like that, like a MacBook.
00:13:14.000 Or you get other ones like a ThinkPad that it feels almost like a mechanical keyboard.
00:13:18.000 It's got a lot more touch to it.
00:13:20.000 It seems stupid, but to me that like tactile feel is a very important part of writing It helps me it helps like I like to to get in a good groove with where my fingers are growing and When I have actual physical keys that stick up a little bit more and they have a little push to them My fingers find their way better.
00:13:41.000 It's hard when you're on this like very thin keyboard Just me.
00:13:46.000 I always upgrade my keyboards.
00:13:49.000 I like Razer.
00:13:50.000 Keyboards are really nice.
00:13:51.000 They make good ones.
00:13:52.000 I have a mechanical Razer keyboard for my computer at home.
00:13:55.000 I love Razer.
00:13:55.000 They're the shit.
00:13:56.000 I got one of those Razer laptops.
00:13:59.000 I decided to switch over to PC for VR gaming and all that stuff.
00:14:03.000 And the keyboard is a mechanical one.
00:14:05.000 You would love it.
00:14:05.000 It's almost like a typewriter.
00:14:08.000 Really?
00:14:08.000 Yeah, the Razer Blade Pro.
00:14:09.000 Those are slick-looking devices, too, man.
00:14:12.000 They are like...
00:14:14.000 Literally like the like it's a Windows version of a MacBook like as far as like the build quality and everything Yeah, and it's got that most powerful graphics card in it a desktop graphics card They're very slick very slick.
00:14:26.000 They make a lot of cool shit.
00:14:28.000 They make the best gaming vices too.
00:14:29.000 They made that The thing I told you about at CES, that three screen laptop.
00:14:33.000 I don't think it's out for sale yet.
00:14:34.000 That's crazy.
00:14:35.000 Somebody stole that.
00:14:36.000 That's crazy.
00:14:37.000 That's crazy.
00:14:38.000 You know how deep you're going when you get three screens popped open?
00:14:41.000 They're all on porn.
00:14:43.000 Three different movies going at the same time.
00:14:45.000 Plus you're playing a game in the background.
00:14:49.000 Do you worry about, like, our devices constantly listening to us at all times, like Alexa's and Siri's?
00:14:54.000 They definitely are.
00:14:56.000 Oh, they are.
00:14:56.000 That's how they work.
00:14:58.000 Like, hey Siri.
00:14:59.000 I feel like this is all inevitable.
00:15:01.000 I feel like this is where it's all going.
00:15:03.000 You know, I think that you could fight it off if you want, and you could probably stay out of it for a really long time.
00:15:11.000 But ultimately, we are so much less private today than we were a decade ago.
00:15:18.000 And I don't think people really, really feel it yet.
00:15:21.000 Because a lot of the people that are like 25 today, you guys grew up with the internet being like this preeminent thing.
00:15:30.000 Like Brian and I, when we were kids there was nothing.
00:15:34.000 And then all of a sudden it came about when we were in adulthood, and you're like, whoa, this is nuts.
00:15:39.000 Like, this is all connected?
00:15:42.000 And it's like the whole world is learning a whole new style of being a person because of this connection.
00:15:49.000 I mean, it's changing everything.
00:15:51.000 And kids are born into that.
00:15:52.000 Like, they've had it since they were born nowadays.
00:15:54.000 Oh, for sure.
00:15:55.000 So they're completely different people.
00:15:56.000 Dude, I went down a rabbit hole the other day.
00:15:58.000 I went down a rabbit hole of vegan bloggers who are mean to other vegan bloggers and claim that they're not even vegan.
00:16:06.000 It was crazy.
00:16:09.000 I was like...
00:16:10.000 I just went to a total wrong rabbit hole.
00:16:14.000 And people are accusing people of not being vegan and people are suing people.
00:16:18.000 I'm like, holy shit.
00:16:20.000 Like, this is...
00:16:21.000 Vegan lawsuits.
00:16:22.000 Vegan lawsuits.
00:16:23.000 Yeah, defamatory lawsuits.
00:16:25.000 People talking shit lawsuits.
00:16:27.000 I'm like, whoo...
00:16:29.000 Man, you can go down a rabbit hole, right?
00:16:32.000 You know, that's never been the case before.
00:16:35.000 Before you get into a good book, you know, you go, this book is shit, man, I can't put it down.
00:16:40.000 It's a page-turner.
00:16:41.000 But you could never, like, just go from subject to subject instantaneously, your stupid little brain, just sucking up all the fucking motorcycle accidents and coyote attacks, and just...
00:16:54.000 That's there's never been a person like us in terms of like the person that with that kind of access to information We're the first generation ever like there's never been anyone before us We're all figuring out as we go along It's like we're at the library non-stop at the card catalog look looking up stuff doing research papers,
00:17:12.000 you know non-stop on everything non-stop on everything Yeah, you know and then you got all your factions You know, people group up.
00:17:23.000 They group up.
00:17:24.000 You got white supremacist factions.
00:17:26.000 You got flat earth factions.
00:17:28.000 You got, I mean, you got giant groups of people who chunk up together and they all like share memes and they make fun of everybody else.
00:17:39.000 I saw one online.
00:17:41.000 It was a flat earth guy calling all people who believe the earth is around globe heads.
00:17:50.000 And I was like, what is this?
00:17:51.000 And there's a whole series of them.
00:17:53.000 There's like hundreds of them, dude, where people are mocking the idea that the Earth is round.
00:17:58.000 You can fucking find anything online, man.
00:18:01.000 Anything.
00:18:02.000 Any weird group, you can find them.
00:18:06.000 Have you seen it?
00:18:08.000 I typed it in Google and there's just like the first three things or videos like, another globehead theory debunked.
00:18:14.000 Eddie Bravo pissed off.
00:18:16.000 Dude, I fucking love those people now.
00:18:18.000 I used to get upset at them.
00:18:20.000 Now I love them.
00:18:22.000 My parents were globeheads, not anymore.
00:18:25.000 They burned the house down because the parents think the world is round.
00:18:28.000 This is the meme.
00:18:29.000 It's a child standing in front with a smile, standing in front of a burning house.
00:18:33.000 It says, my parents were globeheads, not anymore.
00:18:38.000 So this is my point is it's the same thing They're all it's all the same kind of mental illness that drags you into this group hook line and sinker if the group doesn't make any sense if it's you know Vegan bloggers trying to take out other vegan bloggers or whether it's this idea that the world is round and that the people think the world is round should have their houses burnt down.
00:19:01.000 Little kids should be smiling even though it's their parents.
00:19:04.000 Like, what?
00:19:04.000 This is so crazy.
00:19:06.000 I haven't talked to too many flat earthers, but...
00:19:11.000 But, you know, Kevin Pereira, he attached a GoPro camera to a weather balloon one time, or a few times, and when it goes up to a certain point, it's around Earth that the camera's showing.
00:19:24.000 Well, Kevin Pereira is a globalist shill.
00:19:27.000 You don't know shit, man.
00:19:30.000 Eddie does believe in that, right?
00:19:32.000 He says he doesn't.
00:19:33.000 Well, he doesn't say he does.
00:19:34.000 He doesn't know about that one.
00:19:36.000 He keeps an open mind with everything.
00:19:37.000 That's good.
00:19:39.000 Yeah, I don't think he's actually saying it.
00:19:41.000 Maybe he's not saying it to me.
00:19:43.000 But I think it's fun for people, too.
00:19:46.000 I think there's that.
00:19:47.000 It's fun to think that they're right.
00:19:49.000 It's fun to say, you don't know.
00:19:52.000 And you're right, I don't know.
00:19:54.000 There's a lot I don't know.
00:19:56.000 That's the reality.
00:19:57.000 I mean, that's one thing that, like, if you're talking to Flat Earth people, and you say, why are you so confident that the world is round?
00:20:03.000 Like, you got a good point.
00:20:05.000 I'm not doing any experiments.
00:20:07.000 I've never really looked at the data.
00:20:09.000 I've looked at all those satellite images, though, and I would assume that all those people who are making maps and flying transcontinental flights, pilots, people who make satellites, people who've actually been to space...
00:20:24.000 I would assume they're not all in cahoots.
00:20:26.000 I mean, but I don't know.
00:20:28.000 Might be the biggest hoax of all time.
00:20:30.000 Could you imagine if we're really living in some, like, what was that Jim Carrey movie?
00:20:35.000 Truman Show.
00:20:36.000 Truman Show, yes.
00:20:38.000 If we're really living in some...
00:20:40.000 Bizarre simulation and we are in a dome and we've been just tricked with some fake numbers and science and images I continue to think that more and more to the point where that's my religion where people that's my flat earth to the it's getting So weird the older you get how much I believe in that kind of shit like a simulation simulation stuff I think we probably have a deeper connection that we can't measure.
00:21:07.000 And that's one of the reasons why it seems like things could be fake.
00:21:11.000 I think we have a connection that's changing, too.
00:21:14.000 I think our connection with our reality, not just because of information and technology that allows you to call each other and stuff like that.
00:21:21.000 I think the information that we're getting is allowing us to almost go through the world in a different way.
00:21:29.000 And things are syncing up more and more with a lot of people.
00:21:32.000 I hear that all the time.
00:21:34.000 It sounds like total horseshit, though.
00:21:37.000 But I wonder, I mean, what is the placebo effect, right?
00:21:43.000 What is that?
00:21:44.000 Tricking your brain into something that's not there, right?
00:21:48.000 Yeah, well you trick your body into thinking that it took medicine and your body heals itself, right?
00:21:53.000 What the fuck is that?
00:21:55.000 So there's some tricks.
00:21:57.000 There's some tricks.
00:21:58.000 It doesn't even happen with like medicine.
00:22:00.000 Music and wearing certain uniforms like get you pumped up.
00:22:04.000 Totally.
00:22:06.000 Music's a perfect example, right?
00:22:07.000 There's songs that I hear when I'm working out and I fucking work out harder.
00:22:12.000 They give me more fucking pep, more energy.
00:22:17.000 And then there's a lot of fucking movies that do that to you, right?
00:22:21.000 I saw Rocky when I was a little kid.
00:22:23.000 I ran around the block.
00:22:24.000 I drank raw eggs.
00:22:25.000 I did the whole thing.
00:22:27.000 Because I was just so pumped up.
00:22:29.000 That movie literally gives you energy.
00:22:32.000 I think every kid ate raw eggs when that movie came out.
00:22:36.000 I remember doing it with my friend.
00:22:38.000 Fuck yeah.
00:22:39.000 And then there's glitches in the simulation, like deja vu, or when you're walking down a sidewalk, and you know how you just walk, people walk next to you, like no big thing, but then there's that one guy where you try to go left, he's going left, you're going right, and you're just like, why didn't we just sync up here?
00:22:54.000 Like, what the fuck happened there?
00:22:56.000 Yeah, it's random.
00:22:57.000 The randomness of it all, man.
00:22:59.000 It made me think of this.
00:23:00.000 I just saw this article recently.
00:23:02.000 It came out.
00:23:02.000 There's a study about why music gives you goosebumps.
00:23:05.000 Some scientists studied 10 people that claim that they get chills when they hear certain songs or certain things happen and whatnot.
00:23:11.000 What does it say?
00:23:12.000 They did brain scans on them, and what they found out is that their auditory cortex, which is...
00:23:17.000 They have fibers in their auditory cortex that are stronger, I guess, whatever that's stronger is than people who don't feel that.
00:23:35.000 It's obviously just a new study and it's lots of theory and whatnot.
00:23:40.000 Well, it's interesting.
00:23:42.000 Here's another interesting way to look at it.
00:23:44.000 What is it about a song that gets you like that, that gives you that energy?
00:23:50.000 And part of it is like the novelty of hearing the song.
00:23:54.000 Not meaning that you don't want to know what the song is about, but you can't hear it too many times or it loses its impact, you know?
00:24:02.000 After a while, a song becomes flat if you hear it too many times in a row.
00:24:06.000 I've tried to notice when it happens to me, and more often than not, it's from a live performance.
00:24:10.000 I'm feeling the emotion the person singing it has a little bit.
00:24:16.000 I've noticed it's more often like on a real live or that person's first time on TV. Yeah.
00:24:21.000 One of those kinds of things that happens more than just like listening to the radio or...
00:24:24.000 It could probably get annoying too if you heard it over and over and over again.
00:24:27.000 Radio kills music.
00:24:29.000 Oh, for a lot of...
00:24:30.000 Yeah, you remember?
00:24:31.000 Do you remember back in the day when you would hear a song over and over again on the radio?
00:24:35.000 And you'd be like, what the fuck, this song again?
00:24:37.000 You'd actually get annoyed?
00:24:38.000 If you go to any local radio station, turn on a Rocks channel, you know you're gonna hear, like, one of three songs in an hour at least.
00:24:45.000 Like, one Metallica song, like, Inner Sandman's gonna come on once.
00:24:48.000 Yeah, it has to come on.
00:24:50.000 Yeah.
00:24:51.000 No shit, right?
00:24:52.000 Boy, that's a fucking tough gig because those guys, like, the DJs never got, like, the freedom anymore to go loose.
00:25:01.000 They're just to roll up with a bunch of records and start playing some shit that they like.
00:25:06.000 That's what they used to do, right?
00:25:07.000 Correct me if I'm wrong?
00:25:08.000 Yeah.
00:25:09.000 But they always had program managers, right?
00:25:12.000 So the program manager would influence what they would put on.
00:25:15.000 A little bit, for sure.
00:25:16.000 Dude, I remember when they would play a record.
00:25:19.000 You could hear the record skip sometimes.
00:25:22.000 Like, sometimes it would skip, though.
00:25:25.000 And they would have to, like, go back and, like, we're sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen.
00:25:29.000 Like, some fucking dude is not paying attention, and he's off in the restroom or something like that, or getting a cup of coffee while the song's playing, and he doesn't realize that it's been skipping.
00:25:37.000 That happened all the time back in the day.
00:25:39.000 There's a local DJ here in Los Angeles that does that.
00:25:42.000 He plays records, and he's like a real DJ. He's like one of the last guys, I think.
00:25:47.000 I mean, it's been like a year since I've listened to the radio, but he used to be really cool, and you could hear the static of the record, and it was cool.
00:25:54.000 I don't remember what channel that was.
00:25:56.000 Do you remember that Christian Slater movie?
00:25:59.000 Where Christian Slater was, he had like a pirate radio station and they were trying to get him.
00:26:03.000 The government was chasing him.
00:26:05.000 It was very, almost like Smokey and the Bandit-esque.
00:26:09.000 It was so stupid.
00:26:10.000 The way they're chasing him, like they're trying to get him because he's broadcasting and you can't do that.
00:26:15.000 You know, it's like he's wild and he's good looking and, you know, he's rebellious.
00:26:20.000 Wasn't he supposed to be in high school, too?
00:26:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:23.000 Something like that.
00:26:23.000 That was the weird part.
00:26:24.000 That was one of my favorite movies growing up.
00:26:26.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:26:27.000 That was a great movie.
00:26:27.000 It was a great movie!
00:26:29.000 Dude, at the time, it was a great movie, for sure.
00:26:31.000 Well, I'm just saying, like, how weird was it?
00:26:33.000 Like, back then, if you had, like, a pirate radio station, you were a rebel, and people would be out there in the woods listening.
00:26:39.000 He's like, hey, if you're hearing me out there, you're still alive.
00:26:43.000 And if you're still alive, you can still kick some ass.
00:26:47.000 He'd be giving these fucking corny pump-em-up speeches to all the young kids.
00:26:52.000 They'd be like, yeah, we gotta rise again.
00:26:55.000 It's like all the old people were retarded.
00:26:57.000 None of the old people made any sense.
00:27:00.000 It was the young people that knew that everything was wrong in the system, man.
00:27:05.000 It's like pre-internet, man.
00:27:06.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:07.000 Dude, he had a cordless phone, though.
00:27:08.000 That's cool.
00:27:09.000 I like Christian Slater.
00:27:10.000 Big fan.
00:27:11.000 Yeah, that was pre-internet, man.
00:27:14.000 That was pre-fucking internet.
00:27:16.000 I forget the movie I watched the other day.
00:27:19.000 And there was no internet.
00:27:20.000 And there was no cell phones.
00:27:22.000 And you forgot.
00:27:24.000 A part of you forgets that.
00:27:25.000 Because there's so many scenes where the guy's like, I need to contact Mary.
00:27:29.000 I need to find her.
00:27:30.000 And then you're like, why don't you just pull out your cell phone, asshole?
00:27:32.000 Oh, wait.
00:27:33.000 There is no cell phones here.
00:27:35.000 Yeah, when you need to find someone, you gotta go look for them.
00:27:38.000 You gotta run around and yell.
00:27:40.000 People yell a lot.
00:27:41.000 Bobby!
00:27:42.000 Call places?
00:27:44.000 Dude, Italians, I remember very clearly when I was a kid, especially in the real Italian neighborhoods on the East Coast, people would scream out for people in the street.
00:27:55.000 They would just scream, Donny!
00:27:57.000 Hey, Donny!
00:27:58.000 They would just be yelling at the top of their lungs.
00:28:01.000 It was so crazy.
00:28:04.000 People always did that.
00:28:06.000 And then people got answering machines.
00:28:09.000 That was a big one.
00:28:10.000 Do you remember answering machines?
00:28:11.000 Yeah, I still have one of mine.
00:28:12.000 I would love to hear the messages on that.
00:28:14.000 Those were crazy.
00:28:15.000 You always had to have the best outgoing message, so you put some music behind it, or you put your favorite Saturday Night Live skit in the back.
00:28:23.000 Yeah.
00:28:24.000 Or if you're real creative, you had Tony Montana.
00:28:27.000 Say hello to my little friend!
00:28:31.000 Mine was the Cheech and Chong parrot at one time, the one that's like, hello, hello, or whatever.
00:28:36.000 I forget that.
00:28:36.000 Yeah, there was always a lot of people trying real hard to be creative.
00:28:40.000 That was like your first social media profile.
00:28:45.000 Damn!
00:28:46.000 It was!
00:28:46.000 Then it turned into the instant messenger away message, which is almost a status update.
00:28:51.000 And then it was the grossest thing ever invented, ringback tones.
00:28:55.000 Remember the Verizon ringback tones?
00:28:57.000 Oh, yeah!
00:28:58.000 Yeah, you used to be able to call people up.
00:28:59.000 Sometimes you still call people up and they'll play a song.
00:29:02.000 Yeah.
00:29:02.000 I guess they still have it, probably.
00:29:04.000 Dana Wright used to have King of Rock.
00:29:06.000 You'd call her, I'm the King of Rock!
00:29:08.000 There is none higher!
00:29:10.000 My favorite is when you had...
00:29:11.000 That's a good move.
00:29:11.000 You had for like a year.
00:29:12.000 You gotta have somebody.
00:29:13.000 Run DMC. You had for a year, I Am Beautiful.
00:29:16.000 Oh, that beautiful song.
00:29:17.000 Christina Aguilera.
00:29:20.000 No matter what they say, words can't bring me down.
00:29:29.000 And we would just be in like a normal conversation with like adults, and then suddenly that thing would just blare out.
00:29:38.000 I always loved that song.
00:29:40.000 It's a good tune.
00:29:42.000 Sometimes I like things, and I don't like that I feel pressured to not like them.
00:29:47.000 You know, I'm like, how come I can't like that song?
00:29:49.000 It's a beautiful song.
00:29:51.000 Is it too girly?
00:29:53.000 Is that what it is?
00:29:53.000 Is that what's going on?
00:29:54.000 A lot of prejudice.
00:29:56.000 That's how I feel with Taylor Swift.
00:29:57.000 I was blaring her new song the other day and I was at a red light and I was like, God damn, I gotta roll out my windows.
00:30:02.000 You go, boy.
00:30:03.000 Sing that shit.
00:30:04.000 Who gives a fuck?
00:30:05.000 It's weird.
00:30:06.000 You gotta be scared to sing things out.
00:30:08.000 I was playing that one Sia song in here after you left one day and you came back in like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:30:13.000 That song's tight.
00:30:15.000 It's awesome.
00:30:15.000 It's tight?
00:30:16.000 Tight.
00:30:17.000 It's new.
00:30:18.000 Hashtag black Twitter.
00:30:19.000 It's the hot shit.
00:30:22.000 Yeah, man.
00:30:22.000 I like a lot of shit that I probably shouldn't like.
00:30:26.000 What's your biggest, latest, guiltiest, pleasure?
00:30:30.000 I like Taylor Swift.
00:30:31.000 I like her music.
00:30:32.000 I like Justin Bieber.
00:30:35.000 I like his voice.
00:30:36.000 He's got a beautiful voice.
00:30:40.000 A couple of his songs are alright.
00:30:42.000 That kid can sing his fucking ass off.
00:30:44.000 I heard some people are upset right now because Justin Timberlake is rumored or he's going to be doing vocals on the new Foo Fighters album.
00:30:51.000 But he's just doing some background.
00:30:54.000 You won't even know it's him, but his name made it out in a blog post or something.
00:30:57.000 That guy's not gonna do...
00:31:00.000 This is Timberlake?
00:31:01.000 Yeah.
00:31:02.000 He's a smart guy.
00:31:02.000 He's not gonna do anything stupid.
00:31:04.000 If he does do that, he's gonna smash it.
00:31:07.000 He wouldn't do it if he didn't think he could smash it.
00:31:09.000 Of course.
00:31:09.000 Yeah, he'll just smash it.
00:31:11.000 Yeah, he's great.
00:31:12.000 I don't know why people shit on him.
00:31:14.000 He's like one of the best, most talented people ever.
00:31:15.000 Too handsome, too tall, too pretty, too rich.
00:31:18.000 He dances around.
00:31:20.000 He's too good at dancing.
00:31:21.000 Don't like it.
00:31:23.000 Do not like it.
00:31:25.000 Yeah, guys don't like some handsome fellow who dances real good and sings his ass off.
00:31:29.000 Fuck that.
00:31:30.000 So people are hating.
00:31:32.000 He just gets all the poison.
00:31:35.000 He dances.
00:31:37.000 Fucking dancer.
00:31:38.000 Can't like dancing too much if you're a dude.
00:31:42.000 But it's that same thing.
00:31:44.000 The same reason why you're not supposed to like that I Am Beautiful song.
00:31:47.000 It's a goddamn beautiful song.
00:31:50.000 But, you know, people prefer you to be like, you know, enter Sandman!
00:31:57.000 Which is great, too.
00:31:59.000 It's a balance in this life, right?
00:32:01.000 You want a little Ozzy Osbourne?
00:32:03.000 Every now and then you want a little Sheryl Crow.
00:32:05.000 I like a little Sheryl Crow.
00:32:07.000 I'm hauling notes all day.
00:32:08.000 I can't get enough of hauling notes.
00:32:10.000 I can't go for that.
00:32:11.000 Get it?
00:32:12.000 I got you.
00:32:13.000 I got you.
00:32:15.000 I can't go for that.
00:32:17.000 No.
00:32:18.000 No can do.
00:32:19.000 Hall and Oates.
00:32:20.000 Old school, son.
00:32:21.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:22.000 If you want to hear one of the best versions, there's a band called Bird and the Bee.
00:32:27.000 They're a local band, a woman singer, and they covered all the greatest hits.
00:32:32.000 And, man, her voice is so amazing.
00:32:34.000 And she just brought life to those old songs.
00:32:38.000 What's her name?
00:32:39.000 It's called Bird and the Bee.
00:32:41.000 Bird and the Bee.
00:32:41.000 And it's Hall and Oates' greatest hits or something like that.
00:32:44.000 Wow.
00:32:44.000 I highly recommend that.
00:32:45.000 It's on Spotify.
00:32:46.000 Damn, son.
00:32:48.000 Yeah.
00:32:49.000 Yeah.
00:32:50.000 They were great.
00:32:51.000 There was a lot of those bands.
00:32:53.000 That was like 70s music, right?
00:32:55.000 Was that 70s?
00:32:56.000 70s, 80s.
00:32:57.000 Kind of 80s-ish.
00:32:58.000 More 80s.
00:32:59.000 Remember Maneater?
00:33:00.000 Whoa, here she comes.
00:33:02.000 Watch out, boy.
00:33:04.000 She'll cheer you up.
00:33:10.000 Whenever you can get that sultry side look, listen bitch, you knew the camera was on.
00:33:14.000 Why are you looking at me sideways?
00:33:16.000 Look right at me.
00:33:18.000 That's a weird look, bro.
00:33:19.000 You're gonna hit me.
00:33:20.000 Hey, let's work this out.
00:33:21.000 Don't hit me.
00:33:22.000 That's like a dude who's hauling back with his right hand about to punch you.
00:33:26.000 Why are you looking at me like this?
00:33:28.000 Look at me.
00:33:29.000 Look at me, bro.
00:33:30.000 Oh god.
00:33:32.000 That's not even as extreme as what he's doing.
00:33:34.000 He's doing it more like this.
00:33:35.000 That's tight.
00:33:36.000 That's like, you might be able to take my backpack.
00:33:39.000 I love how the fashion is now the fashion that we are dealing with right now.
00:33:42.000 It's coming back, son.
00:33:44.000 Yeah, that looks like Josh Martin on the left there wearing his little leopard shirt.
00:33:47.000 Yeah, Josh Martin is like the pinnacle of fashion for these young kids.
00:33:51.000 He's in my litmus test to find out what's going on in the world.
00:33:54.000 I'm like, are those the new Yeezys?
00:33:55.000 He goes, yeah, I go, yuck!
00:33:57.000 I hate those Yeezys.
00:33:58.000 I don't get it.
00:33:59.000 You still into those stupid things?
00:34:01.000 He loves them.
00:34:01.000 I have enough of them, I will say that.
00:34:04.000 They need to change it up a little bit.
00:34:07.000 They've been running this model down for three years.
00:34:09.000 One day, history will not be kind to you.
00:34:11.000 Yeah.
00:34:12.000 You know, all he did is he went to Korea and found one designer, and he's like, hey, I want that.
00:34:17.000 He also spent, whatever, I don't want to get into all this, but he spent some time working as an intern.
00:34:21.000 Yeah, I don't think you should deny what he's accomplished when it comes to Mr. Yeezy.
00:34:28.000 I just don't enjoy what they look like.
00:34:30.000 I don't like his tilted stage.
00:34:32.000 I just don't like what they look like.
00:34:34.000 They're comfortable as all hell.
00:34:35.000 I bet they are.
00:34:36.000 I bet they are.
00:34:38.000 Maybe not.
00:34:41.000 If it is half what it's about, yeah, I think half of it is about to have Yeezys.
00:34:46.000 Well, oh, you mean the Yeezys.
00:34:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:48.000 Half of it is the name.
00:34:49.000 Oh, that's like 95% of the Yeezys.
00:34:51.000 95?
00:34:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:52.000 95, okay.
00:34:52.000 There's more comfortable shoes out there.
00:34:53.000 Oh, for sure.
00:34:54.000 Yeah.
00:34:55.000 It's also like a Rolex.
00:34:56.000 Why would you get a Rolex when you could have a movement watch?
00:34:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:34:59.000 Totally.
00:34:59.000 Or any other watch.
00:35:00.000 It's a $25,000 watch or a $200 watch.
00:35:03.000 Exactly.
00:35:04.000 It still tells time.
00:35:05.000 It's some sort of arm candy, you know?
00:35:09.000 Yeah, it's like a foot candy.
00:35:10.000 A bracelet.
00:35:11.000 Same shit.
00:35:11.000 Yeah.
00:35:12.000 Jewelry.
00:35:12.000 Yeah, it's jewelry.
00:35:13.000 It's watch jewelry.
00:35:15.000 Like those watches that Floyd Mayweather has.
00:35:18.000 Those crazy watches.
00:35:19.000 That half a million dollar watch that he had.
00:35:22.000 That's arm jewelry.
00:35:23.000 That's not really a watch.
00:35:25.000 This watch costs like 150 bucks.
00:35:28.000 That's a cool watch.
00:35:28.000 What kind is that?
00:35:29.000 It's Casio.
00:35:30.000 Casio.
00:35:31.000 It's a good watch.
00:35:32.000 You know, every time I wear a watch, I just...
00:35:35.000 Prince?
00:35:36.000 What?
00:35:37.000 Freddie Mercury's little arm bracelet.
00:35:38.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:35:39.000 I was pulling this up, I just saw something.
00:35:40.000 What is it?
00:35:41.000 This is the new guy that's gonna play Freddie Mercury in the biopic.
00:35:44.000 This is the guy from Mr. Robot, that USA show.
00:35:47.000 Oh, wow.
00:35:47.000 Damn.
00:35:47.000 Brammy Malick.
00:35:48.000 Oh my god, it is him.
00:35:49.000 He looks amazing.
00:35:50.000 Yeah.
00:35:51.000 That's great.
00:35:51.000 Looks just like him.
00:35:52.000 That song, Dragon Attack, the Queen song, Dragon Attack.
00:35:55.000 You know that song?
00:35:56.000 That's my freeze song.
00:35:57.000 That's my song when I go into freeze.
00:35:58.000 I just listen to Dragon Attack.
00:36:02.000 Have you made yourself to the Mac, gotten to your max, like you're not allowed to go any high longer in the freeze thing?
00:36:08.000 Is that how it starts?
00:36:09.000 They don't really like you going in more than three minutes.
00:36:11.000 Right.
00:36:11.000 Three minutes is pretty much the max.
00:36:13.000 So I go in three minutes, then I wait out for ten minutes, and then I go in for another three minutes.
00:36:17.000 Damn, animal!
00:36:18.000 Dude, it feels good.
00:36:21.000 When you pee, does it come out like a slushy?
00:36:23.000 Is it a little icy or something different?
00:36:25.000 Does it do anything different?
00:36:26.000 All it does is it makes your body produce a lot of anti-inflammatories, like cold shock proteins.
00:36:34.000 They're called cytokines.
00:36:35.000 Your body produces them when it freaks the fuck out and thinks it's going to die.
00:36:39.000 Because it's so cold.
00:36:40.000 Oh, dude, you feel amazing.
00:36:42.000 It really feels amazing when you come out of there.
00:36:45.000 Like, you feel like...
00:36:47.000 Dr. Rhonda Patrick explained it scientifically when she did a podcast about it, and she was talking about the increased anti-inflammatory markers in the blood, I think it was, and the other thing was that your norepinephrine, I think that's how you say it,
00:37:03.000 brain chemicals spike.
00:37:06.000 It's a lot of it is just dealing with the fact that your body's been thrust into this insane environment Like I guess I guess there's way I mean, it's like, you know, we're talking about the placebo effect, right?
00:37:17.000 Like there's a way through just thinking about something you can get your mind to Operate in a way where it fixes your body right and that there's sort of some something similar to in this respect that like Your your brain and your thoughts for something like a placebo effect or something like like really trying to Really trying to figure out how you interface with stuff.
00:37:44.000 I think I think I really do think that there's more to Like how we go like this idea that like there's a simulation theory that you keep bringing up a lot of people keep bringing up I think we interface with reality different than we ever did before just slightly different just slightly I think that all the different ways you can hack your system,
00:38:07.000 whether it's through cold shock proteins from doing that, or heat shock proteins from doing a sauna, or even placebo effects, it might be good to get tricked.
00:38:18.000 It might be like that's like probably like half of the reason why religion does a lot of people good because if you fucking believe if you really believe that Jesus is real and you read all the the tenets of the Bible and you go wow this is fucking what a great way to live your life like whoa you get almost like a bit of a placebo effect and you can say look it works it's real And it's like the same way you could say sugar pills are real,
00:38:41.000 right?
00:38:42.000 If you give a guy a placebo, sugar pill, it does nothing really, but all of a sudden it fixes what our ailment he had.
00:38:50.000 It's all connected, man.
00:38:52.000 We can do shit with our brains.
00:38:53.000 We can do shit with our bodies.
00:38:57.000 That Wim Hof guy's living proof of that.
00:38:59.000 You ever pay attention to him?
00:39:00.000 No.
00:39:01.000 Dude, I've had him on a couple times.
00:39:03.000 You gotta check out his shit.
00:39:04.000 This guy does marathons in his underwear.
00:39:08.000 He runs to the top of Everest in a pair of shorts with ice flip-flops on.
00:39:14.000 He has sandals on.
00:39:16.000 I'm not bullshitting.
00:39:17.000 What the fuck?
00:39:17.000 Summits Everest.
00:39:18.000 He says it's easy.
00:39:20.000 Wow.
00:39:20.000 Yeah, he runs barefoot in the snow.
00:39:24.000 He does marathons.
00:39:25.000 And all just by controlling his breathing and controlling his mind.
00:39:29.000 He's a real freak, man.
00:39:30.000 Fascinating cat.
00:39:32.000 Was like a yoga teacher most of his life.
00:39:34.000 Went through a bunch of hardships and really started realizing that by jumping in cold water and controlling his breathing, he really sort of changed his reality.
00:39:48.000 And he does it all the time.
00:39:49.000 This guy goes into glacial waters.
00:39:51.000 So wait, isn't like frostbite and like physical things real?
00:39:55.000 Yeah, I think it is.
00:39:56.000 But I think your body, first of all, develops tolerances for stuff.
00:40:00.000 And I noticed that just from doing the cryo chamber.
00:40:03.000 Like if I don't do it for a few...
00:40:05.000 Look at him out there doing yoga barefoot in the snow on the top of a fucking mountain.
00:40:09.000 Is there a more badass photo ever taken?
00:40:12.000 Look at that.
00:40:12.000 That's pretty sweet.
00:40:15.000 That's amazing.
00:40:15.000 But what about hyperthermia and all that crap?
00:40:18.000 This is what I'm saying.
00:40:19.000 I think your body adapts.
00:40:22.000 Because if you do cryotherapy and you've never done it before, the first time you do it, you're like, holy shit.
00:40:29.000 The first time they do it, they won't let you do more than a minute and a half.
00:40:33.000 They want you to go, oh my god, like what is this?
00:40:35.000 And if you take some time off and you get back in there, like if you haven't gone in a few months and then you go back in there, you do feel way cold.
00:40:42.000 But if I go like three days in a row, I can just get right in there and stand there.
00:40:46.000 And it doesn't even freak me out.
00:40:47.000 It doesn't...
00:40:48.000 I just...
00:40:48.000 I'm just used to it.
00:40:49.000 I know what it is.
00:40:51.000 My body's adapted to it.
00:40:53.000 My body's accustomed to it.
00:40:54.000 Now imagine like how people live that are living in like...
00:40:58.000 Northeast Alaska or you know like living in places where they hunt seals and shit like the Inuits they don't even get frostbite man like their hands gonna be out and exposed and Ridiculous cold they just don't they don't get the same sort of issues with it that we do like their their bodies have adapted It's weird fuck I think your mind can make your body do a lot of shit it doesn't want to do.
00:41:24.000 And your mind can do it by forcing yourself into extreme physical conditions, like a cryo-chamber or like a sauna.
00:41:32.000 Sauna is amazing for you, apparently.
00:41:34.000 What that Rhonda Patrick lady was saying...
00:41:37.000 That Rhonda Patrick lady, Dr. Rhonda Patrick was saying, was that there is a 40% decrease in mortality across all causes, from everything that gets, like heart attacks, strokes, cancer, 40% decrease in mortality across everything,
00:41:54.000 just from doing sauna like four times a week.
00:41:58.000 Apparently it's just fucking phenomenal for your body.
00:42:00.000 Just sit there and just heat up and it just fires your system up.
00:42:04.000 You know, all those heat shock proteins.
00:42:07.000 They just act as an anti-inflammatory for your body.
00:42:10.000 Your joints feel better.
00:42:11.000 Things move better.
00:42:12.000 So you get out of there too and you cool off and you feel way better.
00:42:17.000 I think there's a bunch of resources like that that we don't take advantage of enough.
00:42:21.000 I think everybody should be saunting all the time.
00:42:23.000 I'm just traumatized from being a child and going with my dad and seeing all those dicks and balls.
00:42:28.000 Yeah, you shouldn't have looked.
00:42:30.000 He told you not to look.
00:42:31.000 You shouldn't have looked.
00:42:33.000 You know I think there's a lot of negative connotation towards sauna in MMA because a lot of people think of a sauna is like a place where people go to cut weight like a real painful process to cut weight so they can make a weight class Which is true,
00:42:49.000 they do use it for that.
00:42:51.000 But that's not the only use for the sauna.
00:42:53.000 Like, you shouldn't just be using the sauna for that.
00:42:55.000 You should be using the sauna for health.
00:42:57.000 We should use it all the time.
00:42:58.000 I think it's a gigantic, important step in, like, body maintenance.
00:43:06.000 It's like a bunch of shit you have to do for body maintenance.
00:43:09.000 I think that's one.
00:43:12.000 Has there been any news updates on the Jon Jones situation?
00:43:16.000 No, I haven't heard nothing.
00:43:18.000 That's so disappointing.
00:43:19.000 So makes me sad.
00:43:20.000 The Red Band insights on this one?
00:43:22.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:43:23.000 You called the dick pills.
00:43:25.000 I would just like to say for the record, Brian Red Band completely called the dick pill thing.
00:43:30.000 If I paraphrase, you were like, let me say, he parties, he does coke, he probably took some dick pills.
00:43:37.000 I was like, what?
00:43:38.000 Jesus Christ, it made so much sense.
00:43:40.000 It was there right along the whole time.
00:43:43.000 I just remember the FDA.gov had like, you know, breakdowns of certain like rhino dick pills at gas stations and a lot of them had steroid type things in them.
00:43:53.000 He's so crazy.
00:43:54.000 He was taking that stuff.
00:43:55.000 He's probably still taking them.
00:43:57.000 Well, now I bet he would.
00:43:58.000 I mean now, now he's like, fuck it, I'll just take everything.
00:44:02.000 You could get addicted to him.
00:44:03.000 I was addicted to him for a while.
00:44:05.000 I don't know why.
00:44:06.000 I don't think he's addicted to it.
00:44:08.000 The new thing that he tested positive for has nothing to do with that.
00:44:12.000 They said the new thing that he tested positive for is a steroid that they only test for in urine.
00:44:18.000 And according to Chael Sonnen it's like a very it's not a very common steroid and it's actually kind of old-school It's like something they used to do a long time ago.
00:44:26.000 So he it's his thought was that if somebody is getting him to do that That if that's not a tainted supplement if someone's getting him to do that that person knows their shit Like that's that's some sneaky steroids.
00:44:39.000 Wow.
00:44:39.000 Yeah, and he said it's usually combined with other things.
00:44:42.000 That's so unfortunate, man I don't know if it's true.
00:44:46.000 He could have got sabotaged.
00:44:47.000 What's he saying?
00:44:48.000 No one's saying anything.
00:44:50.000 There's no official statement, I don't think.
00:44:52.000 I think they're trying to test other samples.
00:44:55.000 They tested a blood sample, and then they released the results of the blood sample.
00:44:59.000 They always do a blood and a urine.
00:45:01.000 The blood sample was negative, but the blood sample didn't test for that stuff.
00:45:07.000 You could speculate all day long.
00:45:09.000 I'm sure as the facts come in, we'll get a better understanding of it.
00:45:12.000 But it would be the most disappointing thing ever if someone spiked his shit.
00:45:17.000 It'd almost be less disappointing if he took something and got caught than it would be if somebody tainted him.
00:45:23.000 That's why I'm saying he knows his past.
00:45:26.000 It just seems ridiculous to think that he would even try.
00:45:29.000 Even if it's old school or stuff they barely tested.
00:45:32.000 It seems like, why would he even risk that?
00:45:34.000 Because he already went through that.
00:45:36.000 Being a cage fighter is a ridiculous way to make a living.
00:45:40.000 And people who are cage fighters, especially like elite level, like a guy like Jon Jones, that guy has probably a belief in himself that you and I will never understand.
00:45:55.000 And completely impulsive in what he decides.
00:45:59.000 He's a wild motherfucker.
00:46:01.000 That's why he's so good.
00:46:02.000 Because he's smart and he's wild.
00:46:05.000 He's legitimately wild.
00:46:07.000 He has wild chances.
00:46:08.000 I always talk about when he fought Shogun for the title.
00:46:11.000 When he fought Shogun for the title, he opened up the fight with a flying knee.
00:46:15.000 That was the first thing he did.
00:46:17.000 Fighting a legend.
00:46:18.000 Fighting a UFC light heavyweight champion.
00:46:21.000 I mean, he was crazy talented.
00:46:23.000 And still is, right?
00:46:24.000 I mean, he's only 30. But he's a wild man.
00:46:27.000 And wild men sometimes do shit that they don't even know why they're doing it.
00:46:32.000 They're just doing it.
00:46:33.000 And if you're a guy that's that powerful as a guy like Jon Jones, try controlling him.
00:46:40.000 Good luck.
00:46:41.000 Good luck telling him he can't go out.
00:46:43.000 Good luck telling him what he's got to do.
00:46:45.000 It's one of the things about him in the past is that he hasn't trained hard for fights.
00:46:48.000 And they were way harder fights than they should have been probably because he really wasn't in shape.
00:46:52.000 And everyone around him kind of knew it, but he was that good that he could fight world-class title challengers and beat them in five-round fights without really training.
00:47:04.000 Like, that's how goddamn good that guy is.
00:47:05.000 So you and I, we don't know how his brain even works.
00:47:10.000 So who knows what the fuck happened?
00:47:12.000 I hope he didn't do something, but then again, that means that one of two things happened.
00:47:17.000 Either he took a tainted supplement, which is, after a while, almost becomes a joke.
00:47:22.000 People keep saying that.
00:47:24.000 Hey, stop taking supplements.
00:47:25.000 Or even worse, that someone spiked him.
00:47:27.000 Yeah, the spiking thing, because it seemed like...
00:47:30.000 That would be crazy.
00:47:32.000 That would be crazy.
00:47:35.000 You could do that to somebody, though, for sure.
00:47:37.000 I mean, if somebody is around someone with nefarious intentions, or someone's around someone who's resentful, and you're in some sort of pro-fight camp, and someone just decides, fuck this guy, and just dumps some stuff on your chicken.
00:47:51.000 Steroid cream in your hand cream?
00:47:53.000 I think there's things they could do to get it into your system.
00:47:55.000 You probably wouldn't even know what you...
00:47:56.000 The test that came up, nay, positive, I guess, is the one that happened, right?
00:48:00.000 It was after the weigh-in, right?
00:48:02.000 Yes.
00:48:02.000 It's a urine test.
00:48:03.000 He wasn't tested at any time before that?
00:48:06.000 I'm sure he was.
00:48:08.000 They were tested multiple times in camp.
00:48:11.000 So wouldn't it have probably come up then?
00:48:12.000 Not necessarily.
00:48:13.000 Because it's really like, well, I don't know what kind of time period they tested him in, and I don't know what kind of half-life this stuff has.
00:48:23.000 Because apparently Chael Sonnen was telling Brendan Schaub that it gets out of your system quite quick.
00:48:30.000 And that's one of the things that guys like about it, apparently.
00:48:33.000 That you could do it and it gets out of your system really quick.
00:48:36.000 You would have to find out, like, how much time do they usually have in between visits by USADA? And what are the odds they're going to get busted?
00:48:44.000 Like, how many times during camp are they willing to roll the dice?
00:48:49.000 24 or 48 hour acting steroid.
00:48:52.000 How many times can you roll the dice?
00:48:53.000 USADA visited you three times.
00:48:55.000 You gotta roll the dice this week?
00:48:56.000 Roll it.
00:48:57.000 Come on, I wanna have a hard workout Thursday.
00:48:58.000 Fuck it, let's roll the dice.
00:49:00.000 You roll the dice.
00:49:01.000 27 hours, no USADA. 28, you wake up in the middle of the night sweating.
00:49:05.000 30 hours, no USADA. You know if they come, you know if they come, your fucking career's over and they take away millions of dollars.
00:49:11.000 40 hours.
00:49:13.000 You're peeing.
00:49:15.000 No USADA. The next day, USADA. You start thinking, 52 hours?
00:49:20.000 How many hours is that?
00:49:21.000 How many has it been?
00:49:22.000 48, 49, 50, 51, 53 hours.
00:49:25.000 53 hours.
00:49:26.000 It's got to be gone, right?
00:49:27.000 It's got to all be gone.
00:49:28.000 And you give them that piss, just wondering.
00:49:31.000 And I'm sure there's stuff that you can take that supposedly washes it out faster, like any kind of drug test.
00:49:37.000 Like weed tests, I remember, I think it was like cranberry juice or something you just constantly drank.
00:49:42.000 There's certain diuretics, for sure.
00:49:43.000 Certain diuretics can mask steroids.
00:49:46.000 It's one of the reasons why they're illegal.
00:49:48.000 I'm looking at this article that came out about an hour ago, it looks like, on Bloody Elbow.
00:49:53.000 That's not like any updated news or anything, really.
00:49:56.000 It's a PED expert who's known in the track and field world as known for supplying performance-enhancing drugs to them.
00:50:03.000 His name is Angel Hernandez, also known as Memo.
00:50:06.000 Not that that matters a whole lot, but if anybody knows him.
00:50:10.000 Angel Heredia.
00:50:12.000 Heredia Hernandez.
00:50:13.000 But Angel Heredia, is that the same guy that used to train Manny Pacquiao?
00:50:17.000 Mm-hmm.
00:50:18.000 Or no, who the fuck did...
00:50:20.000 There was a guy that was like a really popular...
00:50:23.000 Goddammit, I know I got his name wrong.
00:50:25.000 Strength and conditioning coach.
00:50:27.000 He's saying that the tests that they do, tests for six different particular metabolites, and one of those can last up to seven weeks.
00:50:36.000 And then to skip down here, he says that one of those metabolites can look like the same structure as the tyrannobol.
00:50:44.000 It may or may not.
00:50:45.000 It doesn't mean that it's not tyrannable or whatever, but it could be from a bad supplement that he took during the training period that lasted in his system and ended up looking like it.
00:50:55.000 Ooh, interesting.
00:50:56.000 Listen to this quote.
00:50:57.000 Listen to this quote.
00:50:58.000 If he would have been using way before then, he eventually would have been positive on the 21-day testing before the fight, but he was negative.
00:51:06.000 Then he came out positive.
00:51:07.000 Frankly, the testing itself, it lacks credibility for a lot of reasons.
00:51:12.000 We could go on and on, and I could be very specific in terms of chemistry, but I don't want to mislead The people that listen, it's just the fact that they're detecting six different metabolites and one of them stays there longer than seven weeks.
00:51:27.000 But the most intriguing part is that some of those metabolites are not really confirmed that they are actually coming from that...
00:51:35.000 How do you say that?
00:51:36.000 Terinobol?
00:51:36.000 Terinobol?
00:51:37.000 Terinobol structure.
00:51:39.000 Alright, but USADA, who's doing this?
00:51:43.000 They know what the fuck they're doing, and they're not going to come out with a result unless they're super sure that that's what they're tested positive for.
00:51:54.000 I don't know if this guy's right.
00:51:55.000 That's what I don't know either.
00:51:56.000 He's just sort of speculating, I would imagine.
00:51:58.000 I don't know if he wasn't there either.
00:51:59.000 I talked to Jeff Nowitzki off-mic, on-mic.
00:52:04.000 I talked to him around the arena.
00:52:06.000 He is...
00:52:09.000 He's about as honest as it comes when it comes to handling these situations with these athletes.
00:52:14.000 They're catching people.
00:52:15.000 And the people they're catching, we're using.
00:52:18.000 The way they're doing it is very thorough.
00:52:21.000 The way they're handling it is very thorough.
00:52:24.000 And there hasn't been anybody with a credible story that came forth that didn't have something in their system that they weren't supposed to have in their system.
00:52:32.000 We haven't had a case of that yet as far as I know.
00:52:34.000 I think almost all cases have been either tainted supplements or someone getting caught.
00:52:39.000 Whether it's taking a diuretic or someone getting caught taking a steroid.
00:52:43.000 There's a lot going on like that.
00:52:45.000 And he's got, you know, they have a team of people that are just constantly checking people that might be cheating.
00:52:53.000 I guess you have to also say it's where there's smoke, there's fire.
00:52:56.000 How many fighters never have a steroid in them?
00:53:00.000 There's a few.
00:53:03.000 BJ Penn, I'm sure.
00:53:07.000 I used to think it would be John Fitch, but then John Fitch tested positive.
00:53:11.000 But he was getting older and he was fighting and the World Series of Fighting wasn't in the UFC anymore.
00:53:18.000 He might have been dealing with some serious injuries, needed to pay his bills through fighting.
00:53:22.000 I don't begrudge anybody, especially when they're not even in the UFC. And the testing that they do in a lot of these organizations is like, there's a lot of organizations that have guys that are pretty much openly using.
00:53:36.000 And what they do is they have these guys fight on Indian reservations or fighting weird states that have an athletic commission that doesn't really adhere to the rules.
00:53:46.000 Or it doesn't have to.
00:53:47.000 It's not very strict.
00:53:50.000 Especially the Indian reservation thing.
00:53:52.000 Native American reservations, they do whatever the fuck they want, man.
00:53:55.000 They're a country inside our country.
00:53:56.000 But USADA, they look up your ass, man.
00:54:00.000 They look up your ass.
00:54:01.000 They come get you.
00:54:02.000 They come get you and they wake you up.
00:54:04.000 Hey, man.
00:54:05.000 Hey, how you doing?
00:54:06.000 Hey, I'm going to look at your dick and I'm going to watch piss come out of your dick.
00:54:09.000 It's going to go in this cup and then you can go back to sleep.
00:54:12.000 It's no joke.
00:54:15.000 And to see a guy like John with just spectacular, just spectacular comeback fight.
00:54:21.000 You know, I mean like a phoenix, he rises from the ashes.
00:54:24.000 He gave this really classy post-fight speech.
00:54:28.000 He won by just Overwhelming devastation.
00:54:34.000 I mean, it was a beautiful combination with the left high kick, then a series of shots, Daniel goes down, he just beats him unconscious in a spectacular performance, and then to find out that it's tainted by some fucking gross steroid that they were sneaking in.
00:54:53.000 It's either that or, again, the other one, which is almost equally gross, that somebody gave it to him.
00:54:59.000 Somebody gave him some, hey man, hey champ, have this Gatorade champ.
00:55:04.000 Hey champ, I got you a Gatorade champ.
00:55:06.000 Crack.
00:55:08.000 And they're very accessible, these fighters.
00:55:11.000 They're just going to the gyms like you go to a lot of times.
00:55:14.000 If you're not fighting, John, he's a great guy.
00:55:16.000 He's a great guy.
00:55:17.000 Great guy.
00:55:18.000 People love him.
00:55:20.000 I think that we don't know.
00:55:22.000 It just makes me sad.
00:55:25.000 It makes me sad.
00:55:27.000 But one day, you know, one day they'll have it eradicated.
00:55:31.000 But by then, I think there's going to be some new methods.
00:55:33.000 I think they're going to have genetic methods.
00:55:35.000 That's the next one.
00:55:37.000 They're pretty, not pretty close, but they're pretty close to being able to alter embryos.
00:55:44.000 And to be able to change, like, genes in people, maybe even shut off dangerous genes, like genes for Alzheimer's and different diseases that people have.
00:55:55.000 They might be able to literally create the tools to edit that in the embryonic stage.
00:56:01.000 There's something called CRISPR, and that's one of the things that they're using to alter genes.
00:56:07.000 It's like C-R-I-S-P-R, I think it is.
00:56:10.000 Did you see the video of someone used it to make, like, neon green beer?
00:56:15.000 Or something like that?
00:56:16.000 They used CRISPR to make neon green beer?
00:56:18.000 Would they use, like, so they did something to the wheat?
00:56:22.000 Awesome!
00:56:23.000 They made a new color chocolate.
00:56:24.000 The first time in, like, a hundred years they made a new chocolate.
00:56:28.000 Oh, we're fucking around with nature.
00:56:31.000 That's why Hurricane Irma is going to eat Florida.
00:56:34.000 They also recently took the West Nile virus and pumped it into rats and it killed cancer, which is crazy.
00:56:42.000 So you're taking one crazy thing and killing another crazy thing with it.
00:56:46.000 What?
00:56:47.000 The West Nile virus cures cancer.
00:56:50.000 Yeah.
00:56:51.000 In mice or whatever.
00:56:53.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
00:56:54.000 It's like, there's a lot of shit that we eat that animals can't even touch or they die.
00:56:58.000 This biohacker, what does it say again?
00:57:00.000 Wants to spur a genetic engineering revolution with glowing beer.
00:57:04.000 Oh, that seems healthy.
00:57:06.000 Like, I'm worried about aspartame.
00:57:08.000 Genetically engineered yeast.
00:57:10.000 Imagine how bad your pee smells.
00:57:12.000 Like, think about how bad your pee smells when you eat asparagus.
00:57:17.000 Cutting edge genetic engineering technique CRISPR. Yeah.
00:57:21.000 Wow.
00:57:22.000 That's how they did it.
00:57:23.000 That's insane.
00:57:24.000 That's insane.
00:57:27.000 He sells the kits too, apparently.
00:57:28.000 That is so crazy.
00:57:29.000 You can buy a kit to genetically engineer through CRISPR your wheat to glow.
00:57:36.000 It's pretty badass.
00:57:37.000 That's insane!
00:57:38.000 It's got to be bad for you.
00:57:39.000 It's totally got to be bad for you.
00:57:41.000 Or good.
00:57:42.000 I'm waiting for one of these fucking problems that we have to turn us into superheroes.
00:57:47.000 Because that was what we always saw in the comic books.
00:57:50.000 Right?
00:57:50.000 Every time there was a nuclear spill, dude came out of it with x-ray vision.
00:57:54.000 Right?
00:57:55.000 But the government also immediately found the guy and took him and hit him and did tests on him so the public wouldn't be scared.
00:58:00.000 Tried to, bro.
00:58:02.000 Tried to.
00:58:02.000 Most of the time they were free.
00:58:03.000 It already happened.
00:58:04.000 Autism.
00:58:05.000 Now they're like some of the best, like, Navy...
00:58:09.000 Like coders.
00:58:10.000 Yeah.
00:58:10.000 Oh, yeah.
00:58:12.000 Well, there's without a doubt some super genius people with autism.
00:58:17.000 And then there's people that are on that spectrum, you know?
00:58:20.000 Autism and also Asperger's and a lot of different...
00:58:24.000 Disorders that allows them to focus on stuff with laser-like precision.
00:58:30.000 Their brains work different.
00:58:32.000 There's a lot of thought to that.
00:58:34.000 That's the next style of person.
00:58:37.000 That we're so connected to our devices and to the internet and to...
00:58:44.000 Like we're gonna like lose our interaction with each other and lose our emotions and then it might manifest itself through a series of like weird errors Like a disease or a disorder and that disorder becomes favorable and that favorable disorder of just not really getting attached to things Just focusing on your work like a drone like some sort of crazy robot number crunching robot Like there's it's a hundred percent possible that if you we know there are some people like that,
00:59:11.000 right?
00:59:12.000 So if there are some people that are just super genius coders that just zone out and can code like crazy and they're kind of on the spectrum, if there's one of those, there could be a thousand.
00:59:21.000 If there's a thousand, there could be a million.
00:59:23.000 If there's a million, they could start breeding and making a bunch of other ones like that.
00:59:27.000 And maybe it's something you pass on in your genes.
00:59:29.000 Maybe we pass on more in our genes than we know.
00:59:31.000 Next thing you know, you got robot people.
00:59:34.000 Like, we slowly but surely integrate with our chips and fucking different, you know, Qualcomm chips in your brain.
00:59:42.000 Your phone is now a part of your body.
00:59:44.000 Robot people with abilities to call each other and connect online.
00:59:49.000 Like, what if that's, like, what if nature's trying to engineer our humanness out of us?
00:59:54.000 Slowly morph it, change it, make it more compatible to staying in front of computer screens constantly, crunching numbers?
01:00:03.000 People's hands start growing different because everyone's holding cell phones their whole life.
01:00:08.000 Their eyes get farther apart like Chance the Rapper.
01:00:11.000 You know what fascinates me when people have autistic kids, then the kids show massive improvement from a change of diet or from cannabis.
01:00:20.000 Cannabis oil for a lot of kids is a massive improvement, stops their seizures, makes them start interacting with other kids better.
01:00:28.000 I wonder if that is what...
01:00:30.000 I mean, I don't think they'd know a specific cause for autism or any of the spectrum disorders, right?
01:00:36.000 No.
01:00:36.000 I mean, I always just blame cell phones and Wi-Fi.
01:00:38.000 I've also heard...
01:00:39.000 Yeah, that could be, right?
01:00:40.000 I've also heard gut bacteria be blamed for a bunch of them.
01:00:44.000 Wow.
01:00:45.000 Yeah, they were saying that a lack of probiotics in the diet, poor gut bacteria, could be blamed for certain issues and disorders that some people have.
01:00:54.000 I found neurons in the gut, right?
01:00:56.000 I mean, if those two things are true, that makes sense.
01:00:59.000 Well, if your gut bacteria is essentially like a community, right?
01:01:03.000 You have like a community of flora inside your stomach, and the more bad stuff you put in there, And then also, like, other people would be way more susceptible than some.
01:01:13.000 You know, like, just like today, there's people that can eat things and maybe have mild allergies.
01:01:18.000 And then there's someone like you or I that could eat the exact same thing and have no issue with it whatsoever.
01:01:23.000 That's got to be the same with gut flora.
01:01:25.000 It's got to be the same with, I mean, we're so biologically variable.
01:01:31.000 But just imagine if that's just a step in a long process of people.
01:01:37.000 I mean, like, you look at, like, super genius autistic people.
01:01:41.000 We, as far as we know, I mean, they might have existed hundreds of years ago, but we don't know of them, right?
01:01:46.000 We're just guessing.
01:01:48.000 This is a fairly recent thing.
01:01:50.000 What if it becomes something even different in a hundred years from now?
01:01:53.000 What if it's these people that know how to read each other's minds, and only they can do it.
01:01:58.000 They can all read each other's minds.
01:02:00.000 They can probably read our minds, but we can never read theirs.
01:02:03.000 And they're just talking to each other.
01:02:04.000 And we're like, hey, what are you talking about?
01:02:06.000 What are you guys talking about?
01:02:07.000 Like, we're going to be left behind.
01:02:09.000 Like, our stupid genes, we're going to be left behind.
01:02:12.000 And these people without...
01:02:13.000 What if, like, war just stops?
01:02:15.000 Because autistic people just have no desire to go to war.
01:02:18.000 Mm-hmm.
01:02:19.000 They're like, nope, just rather sit around here and code.
01:02:22.000 You know, or whatever the next stage is.
01:02:25.000 Like, if autism or Asperger's or any of these things are a new thing, I don't know if they are, but if they are a new thing, just imagine what another new thing could be that takes it to another place and a next level.
01:02:38.000 People that don't keep their VR helmets on all the time.
01:02:41.000 Like, you're living the real world?
01:02:43.000 What's wrong with you?
01:02:44.000 Well, you gotta think, man.
01:02:45.000 If evolution is true, and I'm assuming it is, we used to be super primitive, right?
01:02:51.000 We used to be some sort of primitive primate thing.
01:02:54.000 And then there was a bunch of different versions of us, and we branched out, and we were the most successful, and we made it to today.
01:03:01.000 So that means we changed.
01:03:02.000 So why would we assume we're done?
01:03:04.000 That's crazy.
01:03:05.000 We're getting more input now than ever before, and we're assuming we're done?
01:03:10.000 We're not even the same people from the 1950s.
01:03:13.000 We're not.
01:03:14.000 We're totally different.
01:03:16.000 I wonder if our brains are going to start using more because we are...
01:03:20.000 Or less.
01:03:20.000 Or less.
01:03:21.000 But I mean, we're pretty much like, you know, we're using our brains way more than we were 20 years ago.
01:03:26.000 20 years ago, instead of like researching and reading and like reading pretty much, we were just probably sitting there looking at colors, you know, or something.
01:03:35.000 It would have been way easier back then to be a con man.
01:03:40.000 Nobody could do any research on you.
01:03:42.000 Yeah.
01:03:42.000 Well, I was raising a Buddhist monster.
01:03:45.000 Eddie had the greatest fucking story about that.
01:03:48.000 Eddie Bravo was taking karate or kung fu from this dude that said he had to go to China to learn from, you know, some kung fu masters.
01:03:58.000 And Eddie was so proud.
01:04:00.000 He's like, wow, my instructor is one of the greatest instructors in the world.
01:04:03.000 He's going to go to China, learn from some kung fu master.
01:04:06.000 And then he saw him at a supermarket or some shit.
01:04:09.000 The dude's car was parked in front.
01:04:12.000 He's like, that can't be him.
01:04:13.000 He got in the car, he drove off.
01:04:14.000 He's like, what the fuck?
01:04:15.000 I thought that dude was in China.
01:04:17.000 He just totally lied.
01:04:18.000 Not only did he lie, but he was so stupid, he stayed around the neighborhood.
01:04:22.000 Wow.
01:04:23.000 Gotta go on vacation for that.
01:04:25.000 He just lied to his students and was pretending he was off gathering knowledge from the masters.
01:04:29.000 There was a lot of those guys, man, that had, like, fake karate classes.
01:04:33.000 They had, like, fake martial arts schools.
01:04:35.000 They were teaching, like, nonsense.
01:04:37.000 And they would have this crazy background on the wall, you know, seven-time undefeated Marine Corps bare-knuckle no-holds-barred champion.
01:04:46.000 They would make up a bunch of shit.
01:04:48.000 There was a lot of those dudes, man.
01:04:50.000 My favorite YouTube videos.
01:04:52.000 Oh my god, so many of them.
01:04:54.000 There's so many of them.
01:04:55.000 It's like the religious people.
01:04:57.000 Like, you know, people falling on the ground or getting thrown by the room by the pastor and stuff.
01:05:03.000 It's the same kind of shit.
01:05:04.000 Yeah, in a lot of ways.
01:05:06.000 But that's like the other side of the placebo effect, right?
01:05:10.000 It's like the other side.
01:05:11.000 Those people, when that guy does that thing and they go flying through the air and their bodies start shaking, do you think they feel something?
01:05:19.000 Like, what do you think is going on?
01:05:21.000 Are they just totally faking it?
01:05:22.000 I think it's dumb people, man.
01:05:24.000 I think it's all dumb people.
01:05:25.000 I think it's low-watt brains that just, they're easy to trick into believing in anything.
01:05:29.000 I mean, look at half the world.
01:05:31.000 Yeah.
01:05:32.000 For sure, that's a possibility.
01:05:34.000 But I want to know, like, are they doing it?
01:05:36.000 Are they conscious of what they're doing?
01:05:39.000 Like, are they willfully giving in to this because they want the guy to like them?
01:05:43.000 And like, he comes up to you and he's like, and you're like, or are they really feeling it?
01:05:49.000 I mean, are they convincing them?
01:05:50.000 Is it a placebo effect?
01:05:51.000 Are they convincing themselves?
01:05:54.000 I think so.
01:05:55.000 You think so?
01:05:55.000 Yeah.
01:05:56.000 I think dumb people can really do a lot that we can't even fathom.
01:06:02.000 It's like we were saying, if you really believe that there is makeup, it doesn't even have to be Jesus or our gods, I don't want to offend anybody, but if somebody really believed that Odin had carved his path in eternity and that his destiny was chosen for him by the gods and he would go forth with that kind of confidence,
01:06:24.000 If you really believe that Odin has carved a path for you to destiny, and you really believe that, that's got to be a powerful weapon.
01:06:33.000 Just having that belief, there's something to that.
01:06:36.000 Whether it's real or not, it might become real because you think it's real.
01:06:40.000 The placebo effect is just one little sliver of this weird I don't think we understand it 100%.
01:07:00.000 I don't.
01:07:04.000 Like, all that's going on, you know?
01:07:07.000 Like, he picked up that box, he moved it over there.
01:07:10.000 Like, physical acts are all that's going on.
01:07:12.000 I don't think so, man.
01:07:13.000 I think there's, like, there's some weird connection that we're all sharing that's getting closer and closer.
01:07:18.000 It's getting weirder and weirder.
01:07:21.000 People are getting shittier and nicer at the same time.
01:07:25.000 It's happening, there's a boiling point.
01:07:27.000 I think people are way nicer than they ever were before.
01:07:30.000 You know what we use as an example?
01:07:33.000 The bro hug.
01:07:35.000 People didn't bro hug back in the day.
01:07:37.000 They shook hands.
01:07:38.000 We were talking about that new stand-up show on Showtime.
01:07:42.000 I'm dying up here.
01:07:43.000 And one of the things Bill Burr said, he goes, they got the handshake wrong.
01:07:48.000 He was talking about it last night.
01:07:50.000 He's like, he goes, they hugged.
01:07:51.000 He goes, nobody hugged back then.
01:07:53.000 He goes, they would do like a low five or something like that.
01:07:57.000 And he's like, I was like, you're right.
01:07:59.000 You're right.
01:07:59.000 They didn't hug like that.
01:08:01.000 They did like the knuckle thing back then, though.
01:08:04.000 Maybe.
01:08:05.000 High fives, for sure.
01:08:06.000 I still like a high five.
01:08:08.000 I think high five is silly.
01:08:09.000 It's fun.
01:08:10.000 I like high fiving people.
01:08:11.000 What's up?
01:08:11.000 I always miss people's high fives, and I feel like an idiot.
01:08:14.000 Like, I'm always like...
01:08:15.000 High five to me is, like, fun.
01:08:18.000 Like, high five is fun.
01:08:19.000 Like, a handshake, you could just be cordial and friendly, but this has got some fun to it.
01:08:25.000 When's the last time you did a low five?
01:08:26.000 What's that?
01:08:27.000 Man, I can't even remember.
01:08:28.000 Because you've got to get a low five back.
01:08:30.000 That's the problem with a low five.
01:08:31.000 High five is egalitarian.
01:08:34.000 Everyone's equal.
01:08:35.000 It's just high five.
01:08:36.000 Low five, we have to decide.
01:08:38.000 Well, who's hitting who?
01:08:39.000 Are you hitting me or am I hitting you?
01:08:40.000 Are you going to hit me first and then I'm going to hit you back?
01:08:42.000 How's this work?
01:08:43.000 Okay, you go first.
01:08:44.000 Ready, go.
01:08:45.000 Slap, slap.
01:08:46.000 Nobody does that anymore.
01:08:47.000 Slap, slap.
01:08:48.000 Yeah, I haven't done that in a long time.
01:08:49.000 What's up, bro?
01:08:50.000 Because people figured out we don't have to do this.
01:08:52.000 We can just do this.
01:08:53.000 It's better.
01:08:54.000 What's up?
01:08:55.000 Like, I feel happy when I give people high fives.
01:08:58.000 I'm a knuckle guy, man.
01:08:59.000 Just too much pink eye, too much...
01:09:02.000 Yeah, you gotta wash your phone, man.
01:09:04.000 I was reading this thing about cell phones.
01:09:05.000 They were saying they're dirtier than half the toilets of the world.
01:09:07.000 Oh, yeah.
01:09:08.000 Because you never wash your phone.
01:09:09.000 You touch everything.
01:09:11.000 You're like, God, wash your hands.
01:09:12.000 You're just touching your ass.
01:09:13.000 You pick up your phone.
01:09:14.000 You're checking your Twitter.
01:09:15.000 You're smudging all kinds of weird fucking biomes all over your screen.
01:09:20.000 I saw those butt wipes where they have the little container where you pull the butt wipes out.
01:09:25.000 Those things, you reuse them.
01:09:27.000 But if you think about it, though, around where you're grabbing it, like, I need another one.
01:09:32.000 I need another one.
01:09:32.000 I got some on my finger.
01:09:34.000 Oh, you're right.
01:09:35.000 For sure that happens.
01:09:36.000 For sure that happens if you mess up.
01:09:39.000 I just use the packs.
01:09:40.000 I don't even use the box anymore.
01:09:41.000 And you gotta be careful with those things, too, because you don't want to get antibacterial butt wipes.
01:09:45.000 You don't want to use antibacterial stuff on your body unless it's natural stuff.
01:09:50.000 I used to do jujitsu with this dude who got ringworm, and after he got ringworm, he started putting antibacterial soap all over his body, but that killed all of his natural skin flora, and then he got it everywhere.
01:10:05.000 It was crazy.
01:10:06.000 How much did he use?
01:10:07.000 I mean, because I use the...
01:10:09.000 Antibacterial soap.
01:10:10.000 That, like, hardcore shit.
01:10:12.000 Not the key tree stuff.
01:10:13.000 You know, it looks amber.
01:10:14.000 Looks like that stuff they extract the insect DNA out in Jurassic Park.
01:10:20.000 That stuff.
01:10:21.000 Like, it stinks.
01:10:22.000 Like, you can smell the chemicals on it.
01:10:24.000 Yeah.
01:10:24.000 That's hand antibacterial soap.
01:10:26.000 And a lot of people that would get ringworm or something like that, they would use that on their whole body.
01:10:31.000 But the problem with that stuff is it kills everything.
01:10:33.000 It kills all the stuff that's fighting off the ringworm, too.
01:10:35.000 It kills everything.
01:10:36.000 It just nukes the territory.
01:10:38.000 Yeah, I use tea tree for all that crap.
01:10:40.000 Tea tree's the shit.
01:10:41.000 I use the shit.
01:10:41.000 I just hate the smell.
01:10:42.000 Eucalyptus.
01:10:43.000 Eucalyptus oil.
01:10:44.000 There's a company called Defense Soap.
01:10:46.000 I talk about them all the time.
01:10:47.000 I love it.
01:10:47.000 They're not a sponsor, but the guy's awesome.
01:10:50.000 And his stuff is amazing for that.
01:10:53.000 Like, keeping healthy skin floor.
01:10:54.000 We just have to think of our bodies, whether it's your gut floor, your skin floor, all that stuff.
01:10:58.000 You've got to think of your body as an ecosystem, you know?
01:11:02.000 Mm-hmm.
01:11:03.000 Defense soap is really great.
01:11:04.000 I use that all the time.
01:11:06.000 Do you ever use it for jujitsu?
01:11:10.000 Is that what it's made for?
01:11:11.000 Well, he made it for grappling, but it's great for just skin.
01:11:16.000 It's just good for your skin.
01:11:17.000 It's not chemically.
01:11:18.000 Because I use it as my soap.
01:11:21.000 Yeah, you can totally do that.
01:11:22.000 Yeah, it's not bad for you.
01:11:24.000 It's not bad for you at all.
01:11:25.000 It's good for your skin.
01:11:26.000 That's the thing about it.
01:11:27.000 It's not damaging the healthy stuff.
01:11:29.000 There's no poisons.
01:11:31.000 Antibacterial soaps are a lot of times really heavy chemicals that are just stripping away everything.
01:11:39.000 Bacteria lives on our skin, and a lot of it is good.
01:11:42.000 Apparently, that's like staphs all over you all the time.
01:11:44.000 When people get an infection, and it's a staph infection, what it is is you get an open sore, and then your body, for whatever reason, can't fight off That staff that's already there that's now getting into your bloodstream and you get infected and it swells up and gets nasty.
01:12:00.000 And then there's that MRSA staff.
01:12:02.000 That staff that they get at hospitals because people have been taking antibiotics for so long.
01:12:06.000 They have medication resistant staff.
01:12:08.000 It scares the fuck out of people.
01:12:10.000 You have to be on like IV drugs for weeks sometimes.
01:12:13.000 People are just wrecked.
01:12:16.000 Wrecked by it.
01:12:17.000 Happens to a lot of fighters, man.
01:12:19.000 It's like the silent killer of fight careers is MRSA. Not with that hole?
01:12:25.000 Kevin Randeman.
01:12:26.000 Yeah.
01:12:27.000 We don't know if that was MRSA or just untreated staph.
01:12:30.000 I don't know if it was MRSA or just regular staph.
01:12:33.000 Poor guy.
01:12:35.000 Yeah, Kevin had it bad.
01:12:37.000 I've seen a lot of guys have it bad.
01:12:38.000 I've seen guys with holes.
01:12:39.000 It looks like somebody stabbed them in a leg and it was just their body was, I think it's called necrophying or something like that.
01:12:48.000 Yeah, when you're, yeah, necrophying.
01:12:50.000 That's not the word.
01:12:51.000 What is the word?
01:12:52.000 That's necrophying.
01:12:53.000 No, yeah, but there's a word that when your skin starts becoming dead in certain areas because a lot of it's like widow bites will do that, brown recluse bites will do that, staph infection will do that too.
01:13:10.000 Yeah.
01:13:12.000 There's a lot of widows.
01:13:13.000 I forget the term.
01:13:14.000 Yeah, I forget the term.
01:13:15.000 But it's something necro.
01:13:17.000 It does something to your skin.
01:13:19.000 There's a lot of those fucking creepy little bugs that'll do that too, man.
01:13:22.000 Ever seen what it looks like when someone gets bitten by a brown recluse?
01:13:26.000 No.
01:13:27.000 Fuck, dude.
01:13:28.000 If you don't take care of it really quickly, it can go super bad.
01:13:33.000 Those things eat through your body.
01:13:35.000 We sleep in so many hotels and shit.
01:13:37.000 Have you ever had bed bugs?
01:13:39.000 No, I haven't, but you could definitely get it.
01:13:42.000 I feel like I get bug bites every time.
01:13:43.000 Look at all those holes.
01:13:45.000 That's all from a brown recluse bite.
01:13:48.000 Oh, fuck.
01:13:49.000 Are those in LA or California?
01:13:51.000 No, right?
01:13:52.000 Yeah, they have some of them in California, but I think they're more in the Midwest.
01:13:56.000 But they definitely have them here.
01:13:58.000 Yeah.
01:14:01.000 Look at that.
01:14:02.000 Yeah.
01:14:03.000 Wow.
01:14:03.000 Mostly around there.
01:14:04.000 So it mostly looks like some Texas and a lot of the south.
01:14:08.000 It's a fucking scary ass bug, man.
01:14:11.000 Bruh!
01:14:12.000 That's scary.
01:14:14.000 Ten sharks found in the home's basement pool.
01:14:17.000 What?
01:14:18.000 Some guy in New York had ten sharks that were in a 15-foot above-ground pool in his basement.
01:14:24.000 Three of them were dead when they found them.
01:14:26.000 What the fuck?
01:14:26.000 Seven were still alive.
01:14:28.000 Why?
01:14:29.000 Because people were crazy.
01:14:30.000 Because he's out of his fucking mind.
01:14:32.000 Wow.
01:14:34.000 Well, he might have, okay, they were two feet to four feet long.
01:14:38.000 Those are little sharks.
01:14:39.000 He might have been trying to do some sort of a deal to put a fish tank in somebody's house, and he acquired these sharks for it.
01:14:48.000 Or, he's a nutty dude, and he wanted to keep sharks in his basement.
01:14:51.000 Fuck sharks.
01:14:52.000 But here's the thing, like, I knew people that had sharks in their fish tanks.
01:14:56.000 Like, everyone's all gung-ho to save the sharks now.
01:14:59.000 That was not the case, like, 10, 15 years ago when people had swimming pools, or not swimming pools, fish tanks, like crazy fish tanks.
01:15:06.000 Sometimes people would have, like, little sharks.
01:15:09.000 You used to have crazy fish.
01:15:11.000 Yeah, I used to have piranhas, allegedly.
01:15:13.000 That was crazy.
01:15:14.000 This may or may not be true.
01:15:16.000 Yeah.
01:15:16.000 Piranhas aren't exactly legal.
01:15:18.000 I might have found some in a friend's house in Bowling Green one time.
01:15:21.000 Yeah.
01:15:21.000 They're boring.
01:15:22.000 They're boring until it's go time.
01:15:24.000 Yeah.
01:15:24.000 And then you're like, whoa.
01:15:26.000 I want to get like a, not octopus, what's those things that glow in the black lights?
01:15:32.000 Jellyfish.
01:15:33.000 Jellyfish.
01:15:33.000 I want to get a jellyfish aquarium.
01:15:36.000 You can, I guess, get that with the lights, so it just looks like you have a ghost in the corner of your house.
01:15:41.000 They die easy, though, unfortunately.
01:15:43.000 Yeah, I was talking to a scientist about it, and she was explaining that.
01:15:47.000 They have, like, Mandalay Bay has this...
01:15:50.000 You ever seen that thing where they have the jelly...
01:15:53.000 Ooh, that's a tank of jellyfish that you could buy?
01:15:56.000 Little tiny jellyfish?
01:15:58.000 Yeah.
01:15:58.000 Look at how cool it is, but you can buy big ones, too.
01:16:00.000 That's pretty dope.
01:16:01.000 But she was explaining that they have to constantly, like, shuffle them in.
01:16:06.000 They, like, take out the dead ones, put in the new ones, and they breed them there.
01:16:10.000 Wow.
01:16:11.000 Did you ever see the one they have at Mandalay Bay, dude?
01:16:13.000 It's the shit.
01:16:13.000 Yeah, in the little tank.
01:16:14.000 It's like a circular one, and it lights up different colors.
01:16:18.000 Dude, it's beautiful.
01:16:19.000 Look at these guys.
01:16:21.000 Hey, wait.
01:16:22.000 You like jellyfish?
01:16:23.000 They look too much like twins to be boyfriends, right?
01:16:27.000 Right.
01:16:28.000 That would be so creepy.
01:16:31.000 They're boyfriends, and they were that close to each other.
01:16:34.000 That's a weird thing to have laying around.
01:16:36.000 What do they eat?
01:16:38.000 I think just algae.
01:16:41.000 Oh, so is this like a GoFundMe or some shit?
01:16:43.000 Yeah, that's what I pulled up.
01:16:45.000 It just was a better tank.
01:16:47.000 The one they had at Mandalay Bay was badass, because it was this big, like, acrylic cylinder.
01:16:53.000 And they're all swimming around it, and they're changing the colors, and you're like, whoa.
01:16:58.000 Yeah, I think that'd be cool to have.
01:17:00.000 Yeah, they're alive, man.
01:17:01.000 I mean, it's...
01:17:03.000 They're alive, but...
01:17:05.000 Is that it?
01:17:06.000 Yeah.
01:17:08.000 I didn't...
01:17:09.000 I don't remember them having...
01:17:11.000 Wow.
01:17:12.000 Tales like that.
01:17:13.000 That's the one in Mandalay Bay.
01:17:15.000 I'm probably conflating it with one from one of the aquariums that I've been to, but fuck, that's beautiful.
01:17:21.000 Look how pretty they are.
01:17:22.000 Can you imagine doing mushrooms and just looking at that shit?
01:17:26.000 They're so pretty, but it seems kind of fucked to have them trapped in a tube.
01:17:31.000 They're just swimming around.
01:17:33.000 They can't go anywhere.
01:17:34.000 Like, isn't part of the magic of being a jellyfish is the fact that you're a jellyfish in the ocean and you just are constantly moving through the ocean or have we decided that the jellyfish is too primitive for it to truly experience the majesty of the ocean and fuck him,
01:17:52.000 get in the tube, and gamblers just gonna stare at you.
01:17:56.000 I mean, that's essentially what we decided.
01:18:00.000 Feed?
01:18:00.000 I wonder what you feed.
01:18:01.000 They feed at least once a day.
01:18:04.000 Is that what they're saying?
01:18:05.000 Baby brine shrimp.
01:18:06.000 So like sea monkeys.
01:18:07.000 They eat sea monkeys.
01:18:08.000 God, they're so weird looking.
01:18:10.000 You know what's interesting?
01:18:11.000 If we found...
01:18:14.000 Oh, you have to have a separate tank for all that stuff?
01:18:16.000 Looks like you have two tanks.
01:18:18.000 What is that?
01:18:19.000 That's the baby brine shrimp?
01:18:20.000 Yeah.
01:18:20.000 Oh, weird.
01:18:21.000 It looks like beef jerky.
01:18:22.000 How bizarre.
01:18:23.000 Oh, they're in those little sheets?
01:18:25.000 Snap into a section.
01:18:26.000 Oh, how strange.
01:18:27.000 You have to put it in a baster and squeeze it in there or something.
01:18:30.000 Whoa.
01:18:32.000 Huh, weird.
01:18:34.000 The size and number of jellies would determine how much to feed.
01:18:37.000 Oh, you have to be, like, really specific.
01:18:39.000 Fuck that.
01:18:40.000 Is this overfeeding?
01:18:41.000 Get some fat jellyfish?
01:18:42.000 No, they're gonna die, dude.
01:18:43.000 Or they're gonna get out into their toilets, and they're like, oh, look how they feed them, man.
01:18:47.000 That's crazy.
01:18:48.000 That's cool.
01:18:49.000 They just squirted out there.
01:18:51.000 I wonder if they know.
01:18:51.000 Okay, I'm back in.
01:18:52.000 I was out, now I'm back in.
01:18:54.000 I'll figure it out.
01:18:56.000 I'll just, I'll do the right thing.
01:18:57.000 Right.
01:18:58.000 I'll measure it out.
01:18:58.000 And I'm sure a dead jellyfish looks just the same.
01:19:01.000 You know, it's just floating.
01:19:02.000 They're not moving enough, though.
01:19:04.000 You want them moving, man.
01:19:05.000 Look, look who's pouring it in there.
01:19:07.000 Look at them all eating.
01:19:09.000 That's crazy.
01:19:10.000 They're actually reacting.
01:19:12.000 Here's the thing, like, they're so primitive, we probably don't feel that bad when they die.
01:19:18.000 Right.
01:19:19.000 Like, if a goldfish dies, you're like, oh, poor little dude.
01:19:22.000 Because eyeballs.
01:19:23.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:19:24.000 They had eyeballs.
01:19:25.000 Yeah.
01:19:26.000 They have faces, right?
01:19:27.000 Yeah.
01:19:28.000 Like, people, I've heard people say, don't eat anything with a face.
01:19:31.000 But they usually don't eat oysters, those people.
01:19:34.000 You know, like...
01:19:36.000 Gotta eat oysters, man.
01:19:37.000 Oh, I love oysters until you have bad oysters.
01:19:40.000 I had some bad oysters the other day.
01:19:41.000 I definitely have before.
01:19:43.000 That's the worst.
01:19:44.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a possibility, right?
01:19:45.000 You're eating something raw.
01:19:46.000 Yeah.
01:19:47.000 Did you know there's so many different kinds of oysters?
01:19:49.000 Like, I never knew that.
01:19:50.000 There's like tons of different kinds of oysters.
01:19:53.000 Yeah, I don't know a lot about them, but if you go to a place, they give you a variety.
01:19:59.000 You get like a dozen, you get three of each.
01:20:01.000 You're like, whoa, look at these Kumamoto's.
01:20:03.000 There's a lot in the Pacific Northwest.
01:20:05.000 I know people around the Seattle area, they actually go out and get them and get clams and stuff like that.
01:20:10.000 There's a certain kind that you're not supposed to eat anymore because of some kind of pollution levels or something like that.
01:20:15.000 Oh really?
01:20:17.000 They go clamming in the Pacific Northwest.
01:20:20.000 They get big ass clams too, man.
01:20:22.000 They go digging them right on the shore.
01:20:26.000 Bring a bucket and just dig into the sand and pop those fuckers out.
01:20:29.000 That's pretty badass.
01:20:30.000 You can go find some clams.
01:20:32.000 Santa Barbara has the biggest oyster farm for a while.
01:20:38.000 Really?
01:20:38.000 It's huge.
01:20:39.000 You go out and have these underground cages and they lift them up.
01:20:43.000 Oh, wow.
01:20:44.000 They just pick them and eat them.
01:20:45.000 That's good enough.
01:20:47.000 Hmm.
01:20:48.000 I wonder how much they're affected by pollution.
01:20:50.000 I think it's a lot.
01:20:53.000 What's up?
01:20:54.000 Aren't they not fully used for pollution, but don't they clean the...
01:20:58.000 Shit out of the ground?
01:21:00.000 Yeah, clean the water.
01:21:01.000 I thought that's what they're...
01:21:02.000 They're kind of like the ocean filters.
01:21:04.000 Hmm.
01:21:05.000 Well, that's what lobsters are, right?
01:21:07.000 Lobsters and crabs, they eat all the dead shit.
01:21:10.000 Isn't that interesting?
01:21:11.000 They're so goddamn delicious and all they eat is rotten shit all the time.
01:21:17.000 It's weird.
01:21:18.000 Lobsters are so delicious.
01:21:19.000 Sometimes you forget.
01:21:21.000 Sometimes you forget and then you get a Maine lobster when you dip them in butter and you're like, good God, this is fucking delicious.
01:21:29.000 Yeah, check this out.
01:21:30.000 Here's a time-lapse of oysters filtering water.
01:21:37.000 Whoa.
01:21:37.000 Super dirty water here.
01:21:39.000 Wow.
01:21:39.000 A couple hours go by.
01:21:41.000 Holy shit.
01:21:42.000 Yeah.
01:21:43.000 Did they just poop them out, though?
01:21:44.000 They're making oysters, bitch.
01:21:47.000 Just throw a bunch of sand in that water.
01:21:49.000 See what the fuck goes down.
01:21:51.000 Yeah, it seems like they're filtering the waters.
01:21:53.000 That's crazy.
01:21:53.000 There it is.
01:21:54.000 Makes sense.
01:21:55.000 Look, nature has a plan for all its little weird things.
01:22:00.000 And I bet they have all sorts of...
01:22:02.000 I mean, you think about...
01:22:03.000 That we need plants for oxygen, right?
01:22:06.000 Plants actually create oxygen and we create carbon dioxide and plants live off carbon dioxide.
01:22:13.000 It's weird how there's all these like little relationships that all these different beings have, like back and forth all over nature.
01:22:23.000 So many of them, man.
01:22:24.000 So many weird parasites and symbiotic relationships that animals have with each other.
01:22:32.000 It's a dome, bro.
01:22:33.000 It's flat.
01:22:33.000 It's a dome.
01:22:34.000 It's all simulation.
01:22:36.000 I'm blown away.
01:22:37.000 I just got a dehumidifier the other day, yesterday, and how much water you can pull out of your air.
01:22:43.000 Like, I've already, it's a 70-gallon drum, or a tank, and I've already emptied it three times.
01:22:48.000 Seventy?
01:22:49.000 Seventy.
01:22:50.000 Pint.
01:22:50.000 Seventy pints.
01:22:51.000 Sorry, not calories.
01:22:52.000 Seventy pints.
01:22:53.000 Do you know how big that is?
01:22:53.000 Seventy pints.
01:22:54.000 Sorry.
01:22:54.000 Think of a gallon of milk.
01:22:55.000 Yeah, I know.
01:22:56.000 You don't think of 70 of them.
01:22:58.000 No, no.
01:22:58.000 That's like a swimming pool.
01:22:59.000 Seventy pints.
01:23:00.000 What the fuck are you doing in your house, man?
01:23:02.000 But it's a pretty huge bucket of water in just like four hours that's just pulled out of my house.
01:23:07.000 That's crazy.
01:23:08.000 Yeah.
01:23:08.000 No, it's just like from your body?
01:23:10.000 No, it's from any air.
01:23:12.000 See, we've been using our air conditioning so much lately that mine started like leaking everywhere.
01:23:17.000 I was like, God damn it.
01:23:18.000 Oh, so you think it's making the house wet?
01:23:21.000 Yeah, it's making my floors fucked.
01:23:23.000 Really?
01:23:24.000 Yeah, so I'm trying to suck all the water out of it, everything.
01:23:27.000 So it just pulls it from the air and, you know, humidity and stuff.
01:23:31.000 That's weird because LA is pretty dry.
01:23:33.000 Yeah, but not lately.
01:23:34.000 It's been pretty shitty.
01:23:35.000 Yeah, well, it's not shitty.
01:23:37.000 We need water, man.
01:23:39.000 We barely got away with what we got last winter.
01:23:43.000 That kind of brought everything back to pretty normal, but like...
01:23:47.000 Like Lake Tahon, the Tahon Ranch, still half full of water.
01:23:50.000 That's what my, uh, from, like, my personal experience, what I can see about how weird the drought was.
01:23:56.000 There was a lake that we used to drop people out of helicopters into at Fear Factor.
01:24:01.000 And it went away.
01:24:02.000 Like, the lake didn't exist anymore.
01:24:04.000 There was no lake.
01:24:05.000 All the fish died.
01:24:06.000 All of them.
01:24:07.000 There were huge fish in that lake.
01:24:09.000 Like, big, largemouth bass.
01:24:11.000 They were all over the place, man.
01:24:13.000 People would go from miles around to go fish there.
01:24:16.000 Dead.
01:24:17.000 Still dead today?
01:24:18.000 There's nothing there.
01:24:19.000 Wow.
01:24:19.000 It's a little bit of water now.
01:24:21.000 A little bit of water.
01:24:22.000 Like maybe like...
01:24:23.000 Last time I was there, I'd have to go see it again to get a good read on it.
01:24:27.000 But the last time I talked to somebody who was there, it was like half full.
01:24:31.000 You know what would be interesting?
01:24:32.000 Which means it's really shallow.
01:24:34.000 If it gets rain and it comes back to life, how long it would take for the first fish to find its way there?
01:24:40.000 Dude, it'd probably be a million years.
01:24:42.000 Or a seagull just accidentally drops one in.
01:24:44.000 See, the thing about these...
01:24:45.000 What is that?
01:24:46.000 I think that's it.
01:24:47.000 The Lake Castaic?
01:24:48.000 No, that's Lake Astaic.
01:24:49.000 So Lake Astaic in 2017 looks pretty good.
01:24:53.000 It's back.
01:24:54.000 That's nice.
01:24:55.000 Yeah, that's another place where we used to drop people out of helicopters.
01:25:00.000 I was talking about Tahoe Lake, though.
01:25:02.000 I typed that in, I thought, and this is what came up instead.
01:25:04.000 Well, that's pretty close.
01:25:05.000 It's on the way.
01:25:06.000 But, yeah, that place has giant striped bass.
01:25:11.000 I saw the stuntmen on Fear Factor, they would go fishing, like, in between stunts.
01:25:16.000 They had, like, a lunch break.
01:25:17.000 And these guys caught these, like, in, like, 20 minutes, caught these giant-ass striped bass.
01:25:22.000 That place is awesome.
01:25:24.000 But that was half gone, you know?
01:25:25.000 So we got to see it with...
01:25:28.000 Our own eyes.
01:25:29.000 Like places like drying up.
01:25:31.000 And just because it caught it and it turned around because the weather changed, doesn't mean it can't happen instead of three, four years, five, six years.
01:25:38.000 How about 30 years?
01:25:39.000 30 years of no rain.
01:25:41.000 Go fuck yourself.
01:25:42.000 That can happen.
01:25:44.000 I think it's going to be the opposite.
01:25:45.000 I think just how bad of rain that we had last year, I think this winter, I think we're just going to get pounded.
01:25:53.000 Like all the Burbank mountains with all the fires, I think we're going to get flooded now from all the mudslides that that's going to cause because I think this end of the world shit's just continuing to go on.
01:26:05.000 See, I don't think it really is the end of the world.
01:26:07.000 And it's not even the end of us.
01:26:09.000 It's just that what we thought was permanent was very fragile.
01:26:13.000 And that fucks with our head.
01:26:15.000 But you just got to go into it knowing that.
01:26:17.000 You can't think that those hills are going to stay up.
01:26:20.000 They're going to slide.
01:26:21.000 Those houses are going to slide.
01:26:23.000 There's some fucking people that built their houses like this.
01:26:27.000 Like, hanging off the side of a cliff with, like, spikes into the side of the hill.
01:26:31.000 You've seen those houses.
01:26:32.000 There's a lot of those, right?
01:26:33.000 Like, on Laurel, you look at that house, you go, where's that one gonna go?
01:26:37.000 That's gonna slide down here.
01:26:38.000 Remember they shut down Laurel Canyon, like, a few months back?
01:26:42.000 Because one of the porches, back porch, like, 9,000 fucking pounds slid down the hill, all concrete and shit.
01:26:48.000 And you know that's gonna happen to the comedy store at one point.
01:26:51.000 Like, every time it rains...
01:26:52.000 Oh, the house behind it?
01:26:52.000 Every time it rains, I'm scared to fuck to be in that house.
01:26:56.000 That house is preposterous.
01:26:57.000 That's stupid.
01:26:58.000 I would hate to live in that house.
01:26:59.000 That was that Robert De Niro movie, Heat?
01:27:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:27:01.000 Wow, what a crazy view they must have, though.
01:27:03.000 There's a lot of those houses, man.
01:27:04.000 Look at that.
01:27:05.000 That is...
01:27:05.000 You have to be such an optimist.
01:27:10.000 Everything's gonna be alright.
01:27:12.000 Like, look at that fucking house.
01:27:14.000 Look at that thing up on giant ass metal poles.
01:27:17.000 Seems like such a bad idea.
01:27:19.000 And every night you hear some crazy homeless man sawing at your pole.
01:27:22.000 Oh my gosh!
01:27:25.000 You look down, get the fuck away from there, man!
01:27:27.000 Trying to sleep!
01:27:28.000 Is that a saw?
01:27:29.000 Nah, man, I don't know if that's a saw.
01:27:33.000 You go to bed.
01:27:35.000 Check out this ad form from 1969. None of those are the safest buildings as far as landslides and earth tremors are concerned.
01:27:42.000 Oh my god, that is hilarious.
01:27:43.000 None of those exist anymore.
01:27:45.000 Oh, let me read this.
01:27:46.000 The cliff dwellings amongst the safest of all buildings as far as landslides and earth tremors.
01:27:52.000 Are concerned are supported by steel girders planted deep in the ground, anchored to heavy iron bells far below the surface.
01:28:02.000 Actually, that gets me kind of excited.
01:28:04.000 I like that they engineered the shit out of it like that.
01:28:07.000 That's actually, I like when someone solves, like, what seems like a...
01:28:11.000 Alright, I'm on board now.
01:28:13.000 I want a stilt house with metal bells.
01:28:16.000 So it's like your house is supported by kettle bells, motherfucker.
01:28:21.000 Yeah, until...
01:28:21.000 I don't know.
01:28:23.000 They probably didn't have a 5.0 earthquake.
01:28:25.000 They were probably like, oh, these are good for the strongest earthquakes at 3.4.
01:28:29.000 Maybe it's good for all earthquakes.
01:28:31.000 You don't know shit, bro.
01:28:32.000 But none of these houses exist anymore.
01:28:35.000 Jamie, there was one in the upper right-hand corner that's one of my favorite pictures.
01:28:38.000 You scroll up past this.
01:28:40.000 The spaceship house.
01:28:41.000 I love that house.
01:28:42.000 That house is the shit.
01:28:44.000 I don't know who owns that house, but that is the fucking coolest house of all time.
01:28:48.000 I think it was just sold recently.
01:28:52.000 I would never want to live there.
01:28:54.000 That seems like the perfect house for you, though.
01:28:56.000 It's too freaky.
01:28:57.000 I would go deep.
01:28:58.000 I need to stay calm.
01:29:00.000 Like, if I lived in a spaceship, I don't trust myself.
01:29:06.000 I just got to go to Ron White's house recently.
01:29:09.000 It's a nice house.
01:29:10.000 Yeah, you know Ron's story, what happened?
01:29:12.000 Yeah.
01:29:13.000 He went out of town, came back, and there was a leak on the first floor, and it flooded, well, on the top floor, the third floor, rather, and it flooded down to the second and the first floor, filling all of them up with water.
01:29:24.000 Yeah, that's unfortunate.
01:29:25.000 And he just had it finished now.
01:29:28.000 Fuck.
01:29:29.000 Yeah, but it's cool.
01:29:30.000 He has like a recording studio in there and like a bar.
01:29:33.000 It's like a pimp house.
01:29:34.000 I'm sure it is.
01:29:35.000 Ron White's the shit.
01:29:35.000 He's a badass.
01:29:36.000 I love that guy.
01:29:37.000 He was just in Austin doing a benefit show with Eliza and Chris D'Elia and they raised like $250,000 in just one show.
01:29:45.000 Yeah, that's awesome, man.
01:29:46.000 Sweet.
01:29:46.000 That's awesome.
01:29:46.000 I heard about that.
01:29:48.000 Yeah.
01:29:49.000 Yeah, Ron White's fucking fantastic.
01:29:51.000 I love that man.
01:29:52.000 He's beautiful.
01:29:53.000 He's an animal.
01:29:55.000 You ever hear of an app called Nextdoor?
01:29:59.000 Nextdoor?
01:29:59.000 Nextdoor.
01:30:00.000 It's one of the greatest things ever.
01:30:02.000 It's like Reddit for your neighborhood.
01:30:05.000 Oh no.
01:30:06.000 So it's pretty much you log in and you have to live in this neighborhood or you can't get in.
01:30:11.000 It's a pretty much kind of thing.
01:30:13.000 And it's like, it's cool because there's little things like, hey, I got this dresser, if anyone wants it, or things like that.
01:30:20.000 But it's also like, hey, I saw a black guy the other day in the neighborhood.
01:30:24.000 It's like Tony Hinchcliffe's bit.
01:30:27.000 Which one?
01:30:27.000 The mass text bit.
01:30:29.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:30:30.000 It's like that.
01:30:30.000 Don't say anymore.
01:30:31.000 I don't want to give away his bit.
01:30:32.000 But it's the most addicting thing ever, and it's very helpful if you have a lost pet or a cat, or if...
01:30:38.000 But it's one of my favorite things to read now.
01:30:40.000 I just go home.
01:30:41.000 I'm giddy about it.
01:30:42.000 Like, oh, what's going on?
01:30:43.000 We do have an interface that allows you to communicate with people like straight to your head.
01:30:48.000 How How quickly do you think you'd adopt it?
01:30:51.000 How quickly do you think you'd try it?
01:30:53.000 I guess if you could turn it off, I would try it pretty close.
01:30:57.000 Why do you trust the government, man?
01:30:59.000 Fake the moon landing six times, man!
01:31:03.000 Yeah, I'm worried about my car right now being hacked.
01:31:06.000 It's a little too much.
01:31:08.000 I don't even have an emergency brake anymore.
01:31:11.000 I have a button that says emergency.
01:31:13.000 I'm like, no, I want to pull it in case of emergency.
01:31:16.000 I don't want to push it.
01:31:17.000 Yeah, I like old cars for that.
01:31:20.000 I like a car that has them fucking e-brakes, baby.
01:31:24.000 Yeah.
01:31:25.000 Right?
01:31:25.000 Right.
01:31:26.000 Those are the ones you want, too, with the button on the top.
01:31:28.000 You don't want the stomp e-brake.
01:31:29.000 That's for assholes.
01:31:31.000 Because you can't even control it.
01:31:32.000 You gotta, like, stomp it and then pull it back up.
01:31:35.000 And, like, you don't have, like, a...
01:31:36.000 You can actually, like, control the e-brake with the lever a little bit.
01:31:42.000 You can get yourself to go sideways with that thing.
01:31:44.000 My car has a bug.
01:31:46.000 That's why they don't have it, probably.
01:31:48.000 Yeah, they probably don't have it for that.
01:31:49.000 My car has a bug, though, if you plug in your iPhone too early and you don't hit the button that says agree to the maps or whatever.
01:32:00.000 It's okay.
01:32:02.000 That goes away.
01:32:03.000 And then if you have your air conditioning on and other things, you can't turn them off.
01:32:07.000 So the other day, my stereo was on full blast.
01:32:09.000 My air conditioning was on full blast.
01:32:12.000 And I was trying to turn it all off while driving.
01:32:14.000 I couldn't.
01:32:15.000 This is your Honda?
01:32:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:32:17.000 It's an Apple Home or Car or whatever it is.
01:32:22.000 Oh, yeah, CarPlay.
01:32:22.000 But if you disconnected your phone, would it stop?
01:32:24.000 That's how I did it, but at first I couldn't figure out what was going on.
01:32:27.000 Jeez.
01:32:28.000 I've never heard of that before.
01:32:29.000 Yeah.
01:32:30.000 It's gonna happen.
01:32:31.000 Yeah.
01:32:31.000 That's a dope car, though.
01:32:33.000 I like it, man.
01:32:33.000 It's cool.
01:32:34.000 It's a technological tour de force.
01:32:37.000 I could hook up Androids, or it has Android Play on it also.
01:32:40.000 That's new.
01:32:41.000 Most of them didn't have it, which is kind of fucked.
01:32:44.000 I couldn't believe that they were getting away with going with Apple CarPlay only.
01:32:47.000 Because there's a lot of people that would buy Chevys and GM cars, like Cadillacs in particular.
01:32:53.000 They have that Apple CarPlay.
01:32:54.000 Porsches have that Apple CarPlay.
01:32:56.000 I like it, though.
01:32:57.000 The texting, definitely, I never text while driving anymore, because now I just tell Siri to, hey, text Joe, hey, what's up?
01:33:04.000 Yeah.
01:33:04.000 Oh, you could do that with both hands on the wheel.
01:33:06.000 It's awesome.
01:33:06.000 Yeah.
01:33:07.000 Yeah, I like it.
01:33:08.000 I'm a fan.
01:33:09.000 I'm a fan of some of the new Japanese cars, too, man.
01:33:14.000 Some of that technology that they're coming over with.
01:33:16.000 Woo!
01:33:17.000 Mm-hmm.
01:33:18.000 They got some incredible shit.
01:33:19.000 They just put out this new Lexus.
01:33:21.000 The Lexus LC 500. See if you can find Lexus LC 500 in atomic silver.
01:33:30.000 They're, like, making future cars.
01:33:32.000 Like, you know, remember when you were a kid and you thought about cars in the future, like, what they would look like?
01:33:36.000 This car looks like a future car.
01:33:38.000 Did you see that first flying car?
01:33:40.000 What?
01:33:40.000 I saw it yesterday on the news.
01:33:43.000 I don't know if it was...
01:33:44.000 I think it was real.
01:33:45.000 I saw something about it.
01:33:46.000 Yeah, I don't know if it was real, but it looks like...
01:33:50.000 I'm sure there would be something.
01:33:51.000 Look at that thing.
01:33:52.000 Look at that car.
01:33:54.000 Beautiful.
01:33:55.000 That's a spaceship.
01:33:56.000 Look at that thing.
01:33:58.000 I mean, that looks like some Sylvester Stallone movie from 1998. You know, the year 2060. Yeah, especially in atomic silver.
01:34:07.000 There's something about that silver color that looks...
01:34:09.000 That's a rendering.
01:34:10.000 But that's a ridiculous looking car.
01:34:14.000 Cars are so sexy nowadays.
01:34:15.000 I really like them.
01:34:16.000 Well, they can do so much now.
01:34:18.000 They break for you.
01:34:19.000 They recognize objects on the side.
01:34:20.000 They give you warnings.
01:34:22.000 Yeah, mine has that lane departure.
01:34:24.000 So like if I'm texting and not paying attention and I go out of my lane, it pushes you back in.
01:34:29.000 Yeah.
01:34:30.000 Or if somebody stops in front of you, it slams on your brakes.
01:34:33.000 Holy shit.
01:34:34.000 Yeah, which that kind of freaks me out because what if there isn't something there and it just malfunctions and slams on my brakes, you know?
01:34:41.000 Well, it probably can happen.
01:34:43.000 I mean, anything that's automated can fuck up just like a person fucks up.
01:34:48.000 Is this the flying car?
01:34:49.000 Mm-hmm.
01:34:50.000 It's called the what?
01:34:50.000 The Lilium Jet?
01:34:52.000 The Lilium Jet.
01:34:52.000 We believe in a world in which everyone can fly anywhere, anytime.
01:34:56.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:34:58.000 Anywhere?
01:34:58.000 Like, what about Hawaii, bitch?
01:35:00.000 What about your old joke?
01:35:01.000 You gonna fly across the country?
01:35:02.000 I don't trust that guy.
01:35:04.000 He looks a little wacky.
01:35:05.000 And so he's on Adderall.
01:35:06.000 He's trying to sell me a dream.
01:35:08.000 The vision becomes a reality.
01:35:12.000 This is like the beginning of a science fiction movie.
01:35:15.000 What the fuck are you doing?
01:35:16.000 Are you bringing in an organism from space that you shouldn't?
01:35:19.000 So this is real?
01:35:20.000 Is it real?
01:35:21.000 This is the first test flight, it says.
01:35:24.000 It's probably slow as fuck.
01:35:25.000 Like a balloon.
01:35:25.000 Wow.
01:35:26.000 It doesn't look real.
01:35:28.000 Just floats through the air.
01:35:30.000 Is that real?
01:35:32.000 Mmm, it might be from the Onion.
01:35:48.000 300 kilometers an hour.
01:35:50.000 So what do we decide that is?
01:35:51.000 Somewhere around 150?
01:35:52.000 Yeah, 150. That guy takes too much ecstasy.
01:35:58.000 I don't trust him.
01:35:59.000 He's got that look in his eyes.
01:36:01.000 You know that look when a guy's done a lot of ecstasy?
01:36:03.000 He's just here to party.
01:36:05.000 He doesn't look real?
01:36:06.000 The shadows.
01:36:08.000 Jamie, how dare you?
01:36:09.000 Look in the comments.
01:36:10.000 Look in the comments.
01:36:11.000 Let a man dream, you son of a bitch.
01:36:14.000 Clearly fake half the comments section.
01:36:16.000 Oh, God damn it!
01:36:18.000 You sons of bitches!
01:36:20.000 But does it squeeze juice?
01:36:22.000 I was reading an article about what they were calling a Russian troll farm.
01:36:27.000 That they have a like troll farm like make a business out of trolling.
01:36:31.000 I met someone recently that his he worked at a meme factory.
01:36:37.000 What?
01:36:37.000 And I didn't really ask a lot of more questions about that because I just assumed it was like someone working for that Fuck Jerry account where there's like four or five guys that all work together to just pump out memes all day but he literally was working downtown somewhere and his job description was whatever at a meme factory.
01:36:54.000 That's kind of hilarious.
01:36:55.000 Yeah.
01:36:55.000 What a cool job.
01:36:57.000 By the way, mad props to some people that actually use the internet.
01:37:02.000 The guy that writes for Wendy's Twitter, I don't know if you've been following this.
01:37:06.000 It is some of the funniest shit ever.
01:37:09.000 Whoever, bravo, you are the king of Twitter.
01:37:12.000 But people talking shit on Wendy's, he'll come back with some of the best comic timing ever.
01:37:19.000 Wendy's owned a Twitter troll so hard they deactivated their account.
01:37:26.000 So that's the first one.
01:37:28.000 Our beef is...
01:37:29.000 Right.
01:37:30.000 Your beef is frozen.
01:37:31.000 We all know it.
01:37:32.000 Y'all know we laugh at your slogan, fresh, never frozen, right?
01:37:36.000 Like you're really a joke, Wendy says.
01:37:38.000 Sorry to hear you think that, but you're wrong.
01:37:41.000 We've only ever used fresh beef since we were founded in 1969. The other guy says, so you deliver it raw on a hot truck?
01:37:49.000 He says, where do you store cold things that aren't frozen?
01:37:52.000 Yeah.
01:37:53.000 Wow.
01:37:53.000 Y'all should give up.
01:37:54.000 McDonald's got you guys beat with the dope-ass breakfast.
01:37:58.000 And then Wendy says, you don't have to bring them into us just because you forgot refrigerators existed for a second there.
01:38:08.000 And they've been doing this for a couple weeks.
01:38:10.000 That's pretty strong because they didn't even lose their temper.
01:38:14.000 That's kind of funny.
01:38:15.000 They handle that really well.
01:38:17.000 Wendy's has been doing this for about a year now, just nonstop.
01:38:21.000 Listen, I don't like to get burgers on the road.
01:38:24.000 I don't like to get fast food, but if I do, that's the one I go to.
01:38:28.000 Wendy's all day.
01:38:29.000 Unless there's an In-N-Out nearby.
01:38:31.000 And I've got extra time.
01:38:32.000 Gotta have extra time.
01:38:33.000 Wendy's will give it to you in a shockingly quick amount of time.
01:38:36.000 So fast.
01:38:36.000 How is that even possible?
01:38:38.000 It's actually hot?
01:38:39.000 What are you, just anticipating selling a certain amount of double cheeseburgers?
01:38:43.000 Wendy's Burbank is also one of the future stores they're testing where you walk in and you order off this huge iPad wall and then your food comes and you don't have to even talk to anybody anymore.
01:38:58.000 Yeah, there's a lot of those now, right?
01:38:59.000 Yeah.
01:39:00.000 The other thing Wendy's does is they let you be a total fucking slob and order a three, a triple cheeseburger.
01:39:08.000 They have it like right there on the menu.
01:39:10.000 It doesn't even look crazy.
01:39:11.000 Like when I go to In-N-Out and I order a three by three, I feel like an asshole.
01:39:15.000 But with Wendy's, it's like it's right there.
01:39:17.000 In-N-Out, I'm asking for some shit that doesn't even exist on their menu supposedly.
01:39:21.000 God, that looks good.
01:39:22.000 Look at that.
01:39:23.000 Dave's hot and juicier.
01:39:25.000 Three-quarter triple.
01:39:26.000 You motherfucker.
01:39:27.000 Whenever I eat one of those, I'm like, this is such a preposterous sandwich.
01:39:31.000 At Fatburger, they have all the pictures on the wall of everyone that's finished the giant fucking triple.
01:39:35.000 It's so crazy.
01:39:36.000 It's such a big thing.
01:39:37.000 It's as big as people's heads.
01:39:38.000 It's giant.
01:39:40.000 Speaking of giant, did you see that fucking guy that had a bladder stone that was the size of an ostrich egg?
01:39:47.000 And he had to get it removed from his body?
01:39:50.000 That was insane.
01:39:51.000 Dude, that is the craziest thing I've seen in my life.
01:39:54.000 Like, this guy had a rock inside of his body that his own body made.
01:39:59.000 Look at the size of that thing.
01:40:00.000 Jesus.
01:40:00.000 Look at the guy having it in his hand.
01:40:02.000 So what is that made out of?
01:40:03.000 On the far right.
01:40:03.000 What is it in calcium?
01:40:05.000 That's a good question.
01:40:06.000 That's a good question.
01:40:07.000 I think that's what it is.
01:40:09.000 But I don't know.
01:40:10.000 God, look how big it is.
01:40:11.000 What do you think it would taste like?
01:40:13.000 Salt.
01:40:13.000 Salt.
01:40:14.000 Yeah, why is that any weirder than licking salt that came out of the ground?
01:40:17.000 Right.
01:40:17.000 Take that, you grind it up, you put it on your steak.
01:40:19.000 Nobody cares.
01:40:19.000 I would lick my own stone.
01:40:21.000 I want to lick somebody else's.
01:40:22.000 Find out.
01:40:23.000 CT scans of the man's abdomen also revealed another much smaller stone in the man's left ureter.
01:40:44.000 I wonder how long it took him to make these stones.
01:40:48.000 Ooh.
01:40:49.000 Imagine if they just keep making them.
01:40:51.000 They have to make up fucking...
01:40:52.000 They have to build a door into his body where they could reach in once a month and pull out an ostrich egg-sized rock.
01:40:58.000 Ew.
01:40:59.000 Like, how often does one of those things cook up inside your body?
01:41:02.000 It's gotta be years, huh?
01:41:04.000 That's an issue with...
01:41:05.000 Not that in particular, but kidney stones are an issue with fighters sometimes that cut a lot of weight.
01:41:10.000 It becomes a...
01:41:14.000 Unwanted side effect.
01:41:15.000 Real bad too, man.
01:41:16.000 Kidney stones are brutal.
01:41:17.000 A lot of guys have canceled fights because of kidney stones.
01:41:20.000 Have you ever had them?
01:41:21.000 No, I've never had them.
01:41:22.000 Matt Mitrione actually had them before his Fedor fight, and they had to cancel the first time they were supposed to meet because of kidney stones.
01:41:30.000 But Matt's a heavyweight, which is even weirder, because heavyweights don't have to dry themselves out.
01:41:35.000 But some people just genetically are predisposed to getting them.
01:41:38.000 I know somebody gets them.
01:41:40.000 That's when you pee out, right?
01:41:41.000 Yeah, you pee it out.
01:41:42.000 She gets it maybe every six months.
01:41:45.000 God, that's horrible.
01:41:46.000 Yeah.
01:41:47.000 Fuck, man.
01:41:48.000 I wonder if it's a diet thing.
01:41:51.000 I think it's a little bit of that.
01:41:52.000 I think it's also just some people just...
01:41:54.000 Or, you know, get them all the time.
01:41:57.000 Yeah.
01:41:57.000 It's also, like, the diet thing's just so not fair.
01:42:00.000 Some people can just scarf.
01:42:01.000 You know, they can just chow down pizza and shit.
01:42:04.000 They do it right in front of everybody.
01:42:07.000 And they look like Teab.
01:42:09.000 You know?
01:42:09.000 Oh, yeah.
01:42:10.000 They never gain any weight.
01:42:11.000 Hinchcliffe.
01:42:11.000 Hinchcliffe.
01:42:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:42:13.000 Dude eats pizza every day.
01:42:14.000 He works out a lot, though.
01:42:15.000 Hinchcliffe does work out a lot.
01:42:18.000 A good amount.
01:42:20.000 I was making fun of him the other night.
01:42:23.000 He punched my arm.
01:42:24.000 He's like, what are you doing?
01:42:25.000 Are you taking something?
01:42:25.000 I was like, no.
01:42:27.000 I go to the gym three times a week, Tony.
01:42:29.000 It's not that hard.
01:42:31.000 How many times a week do you think Tony's going to the gym?
01:42:34.000 He's worked out with me before.
01:42:35.000 Sort of.
01:42:36.000 I think he's Jason.
01:42:37.000 He's worked out in the same area as me.
01:42:39.000 On the treadmill versus kettlebells?
01:42:40.000 He lifted some weights.
01:42:43.000 He's pretty ripped.
01:42:44.000 I think he lifts weights.
01:42:45.000 I think he does a little weightlifting.
01:42:46.000 He's shockingly ripped, though.
01:42:48.000 I think we finally have a contest with young Jamie.
01:42:51.000 I think Jamie works out way more than Tony.
01:42:53.000 Tony Hinsgood might be like, I'll take you up on your contest, young Jamie.
01:42:59.000 We might have to get another one.
01:43:01.000 Yeah.
01:43:02.000 We still have to figure out what we're going to do with this other one because Ari went back to New York.
01:43:05.000 We got nowhere with that, I feel like.
01:43:07.000 At the end of it.
01:43:08.000 Yeah, we barely did.
01:43:09.000 They wanted to wrap it up.
01:43:10.000 No, we're going to finish this.
01:43:11.000 What is it?
01:43:12.000 Well, we came to one idea, which was a contest between Segura, Bert, Ari, and me, that for 30 days of October, no booze, and you have to do 15 yoga classes.
01:43:26.000 We all agreed on that one.
01:43:27.000 15 hot yoga classes.
01:43:29.000 90-minute classes.
01:43:30.000 With no breaks, right?
01:43:31.000 Or something like that.
01:43:31.000 No breaks.
01:43:32.000 Ari wants to take breaks like a bitch.
01:43:34.000 Ari was going to lose anyway.
01:43:36.000 I feel like that's one of the reasons why he was saying, well, what about a break?
01:43:38.000 I'm going to take a break.
01:43:39.000 If I don't take a break to go and pee, I need to pee.
01:43:42.000 I'm a Jew.
01:43:43.000 Jews need to pee.
01:43:44.000 Remember he said that?
01:43:45.000 Look, I'll do it right here.
01:43:45.000 That didn't even make sense.
01:43:46.000 He peed twice during the show.
01:43:48.000 He pulls his dick out and pisses into a kombucha jar twice.
01:43:51.000 He's been doing that shit a lot.
01:43:53.000 He's a wild man.
01:43:54.000 He lived in the jungle for four months.
01:43:56.000 He lived with natives and shit.
01:43:59.000 He's out there in the forest.
01:44:01.000 He's crazy.
01:44:03.000 So he's basically backing out.
01:44:05.000 He's like, I can't do it.
01:44:06.000 I can't stand living out of a suitcase.
01:44:07.000 I'm like, bitch, you were in Asia for four months living out of a backpack, sleeping in hostels.
01:44:12.000 Now all of a sudden you're back?
01:44:14.000 You gotta taste the good life?
01:44:15.000 Didn't he also back out?
01:44:16.000 Is that Ari walking around naked?
01:44:18.000 Why is he walking around naked?
01:44:20.000 Oh, they went to the desert last night.
01:44:22.000 Oh, they do mushrooms?
01:44:23.000 Yeah.
01:44:25.000 So Ari's just wandering around naked?
01:44:26.000 Jesus Christ.
01:44:27.000 That makes sense.
01:44:28.000 The place next to me has a new kind of yoga you should try out.
01:44:32.000 I want to try it out.
01:44:33.000 It's outdoors.
01:44:34.000 It's baby goat yoga.
01:44:36.000 What does that mean?
01:44:37.000 It's pretty much you do all this yoga, and then there's just baby goats that will climb on you while you're doing it and run around and stuff like that.
01:44:44.000 Oh, and is it supposed to, like, the baby goats, like, feel good?
01:44:47.000 Yeah.
01:44:47.000 People like it?
01:44:48.000 Yeah.
01:44:48.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
01:44:51.000 That is hilarious.
01:44:51.000 They did it right next to my house.
01:44:53.000 I needed to.
01:44:53.000 Dude, that is fucking hilarious.
01:44:57.000 So they let these goats...
01:44:58.000 What if they shit in your face while you're down there?
01:45:00.000 Nah, they don't.
01:45:00.000 They don't do that.
01:45:02.000 So these people are doing their yoga, and while they're doing their yoga, they have to do it around these goats.
01:45:08.000 This is hilarious.
01:45:09.000 Look at the goats just climbing up on them.
01:45:11.000 Yeah.
01:45:12.000 The guy's probably like, I don't know why I just signed up for this.
01:45:15.000 Goats have fucking incredible balance, man.
01:45:18.000 Like, from the box.
01:45:19.000 Like, right out of snatch, they can climb a tree.
01:45:22.000 Now, you should have baby goats.
01:45:24.000 No.
01:45:24.000 Why not?
01:45:25.000 Because I had a friend who had goats.
01:45:26.000 I had a friend who got goats because he has a big piece of land in Topanga, and the goats ate everything.
01:45:33.000 They don't stop eating, man.
01:45:35.000 They don't just eat the hay either.
01:45:36.000 They're like, fuck your hay.
01:45:37.000 And they just start wandering through your...
01:45:39.000 Look at that goat.
01:45:40.000 Climb a tree, man.
01:45:41.000 How does that happen?
01:45:42.000 Goat climbed a fucking palm tree.
01:45:44.000 They just can, dude.
01:45:45.000 That's the crazy...
01:45:46.000 How's it gonna get down?
01:45:47.000 They climb down.
01:45:48.000 Dude.
01:45:49.000 Do they?
01:45:49.000 Yes.
01:45:50.000 I am so amazed by baby goats.
01:45:52.000 I want one so bad.
01:45:54.000 Yeah, these things are crazy.
01:45:56.000 Did it fall?
01:45:57.000 That's what I was going to say.
01:45:58.000 Didn't we see videos of eagles coming and swooping these guys down?
01:46:01.000 Yeah, but that's different.
01:46:02.000 They grab them off.
01:46:03.000 They definitely fall.
01:46:04.000 They have fallen in the past.
01:46:06.000 They definitely fall.
01:46:07.000 And animals sometimes, like bears in particular, if you see a bear eating a mountain goat, a lot of times it's because the mountain goat fell.
01:46:17.000 You know?
01:46:18.000 Like, bears, most of the time, are not catching mountain goats.
01:46:22.000 That's one of the reasons why they've adapted to live in these crazy environments, is because predators can't get to them there.
01:46:29.000 Like, this is what they've done.
01:46:30.000 They've figured out a way to exist.
01:46:32.000 Yeah, like, keep that thing there, man.
01:46:34.000 Hold on.
01:46:35.000 Jesus Christ.
01:46:36.000 I want to see what the fuck happens.
01:46:37.000 That's amazing.
01:46:38.000 But look at what it's doing, like trying to figure out how to turn around.
01:46:41.000 I mean, it is on the side of a cliff.
01:46:43.000 And also, it knows not to do anything stupid and is not freaking out.
01:46:50.000 It's amazing.
01:46:51.000 It's almost like their brains don't have the ability.
01:46:53.000 Look at that.
01:46:53.000 Oh, my God.
01:46:55.000 Oh, my God.
01:46:56.000 I'm freaking out.
01:46:58.000 Like, the way those things can catch themselves.
01:47:00.000 Yeah.
01:47:00.000 And the way it can walk on the side.
01:47:02.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:47:04.000 Oh, my God.
01:47:05.000 And they're not scared of heights at all.
01:47:07.000 At all.
01:47:07.000 Like, they don't have that in them.
01:47:09.000 That looks young, too.
01:47:11.000 That one looks young.
01:47:12.000 You know, I think that what you saw, like, that slip right there, that could definitely slip to its death.
01:47:17.000 It definitely could.
01:47:18.000 It must happen every now and then.
01:47:21.000 Somebody attached a GoPro to an eagle recently, and they live-streamed it on Periscope.
01:47:27.000 And it was one of the most fascinating things, just seeing an eagle fly around and look.
01:47:33.000 It'll look to the right and see a little dot move, and so then it'll get closer.
01:47:37.000 It was a cool camera view, so I don't know if it's on YouTube now, but it's very interesting to watch.
01:47:43.000 That is crazy that you can do that now, right?
01:47:45.000 You can put a camera on an eagle and see things from his perspective.
01:47:48.000 Mm-hmm.
01:47:50.000 Did you ever see that series of photos where a mountain lion tried to kill a goat and they both fell to their death?
01:47:58.000 Yeah.
01:47:59.000 A mountain goat?
01:48:01.000 Was it a mountain goat or was it a...
01:48:03.000 Sheep, maybe.
01:48:04.000 Or a mountain sheep.
01:48:04.000 I think it was a bighorn sheep.
01:48:06.000 Yeah.
01:48:06.000 It was like...
01:48:08.000 Yeah, it was like a mountain lion and a bighorn sheep, and they were both splattered on the fucking highway.
01:48:14.000 It's amazing, though.
01:48:15.000 It's an amazing series of images.
01:48:18.000 Like, I mean, I'm not a cruel person.
01:48:21.000 This is not me being cruel, but I think there's something beautiful about that.
01:48:24.000 And this is what I think is beautiful about that.
01:48:26.000 Go to, like, full screen with that thing.
01:48:30.000 Just go full screen to that one picture that you had up.
01:48:32.000 It's all right.
01:48:36.000 Look at that.
01:48:37.000 I mean, they're both gone.
01:48:40.000 What's that?
01:48:41.000 They're both next to a cliff.
01:48:43.000 The only way this happens, right?
01:48:45.000 That's crazy.
01:48:46.000 You see the horn off to the left?
01:48:48.000 That's his other horn.
01:48:50.000 I thought that was a hitchhiker's hand.
01:48:52.000 No, it blew off.
01:48:54.000 I mean, they probably fell a long way.
01:48:58.000 Go to the series now.
01:48:59.000 Yeah.
01:49:02.000 What's crazy about it is it represents how hard that life is.
01:49:08.000 Like, look, it's just blood pouring out of its head right there.
01:49:11.000 That's nuts.
01:49:13.000 That is nuts, man.
01:49:15.000 Where the horn blew off?
01:49:18.000 Holy shit.
01:49:20.000 God damn, dude.
01:49:22.000 Look at that mountain lion.
01:49:25.000 It's got a mouth full of fur, bro.
01:49:28.000 Oh, wow.
01:49:29.000 Never let go.
01:49:30.000 That is so powerful.
01:49:34.000 That is so powerful.
01:49:35.000 It probably had it in its mouth as they went down.
01:49:38.000 They both went down together.
01:49:40.000 Dude, that is a goddamn powerful series of images.
01:49:44.000 Look at that.
01:49:44.000 Back up and see the height of that cliff.
01:49:46.000 Holy fuck's dick.
01:49:49.000 Ah!
01:49:50.000 Blang!
01:49:52.000 I'm surprised he didn't land on his feet.
01:49:55.000 He probably held on that goat the entire way down, that fucking murderer.
01:49:58.000 He said they fell from somewhere up there.
01:50:01.000 Jesus, how high that is.
01:50:03.000 Found on a closed road near Glacier National Park.
01:50:07.000 Fuck.
01:50:09.000 Dude, we gotta get those images for the studio.
01:50:13.000 We have to.
01:50:15.000 See if those are for sale.
01:50:17.000 I see.
01:50:17.000 Find out if those are for sale.
01:50:19.000 I have a poster printer.
01:50:20.000 You just send them to me, I'll print them out for you.
01:50:21.000 I think you're supposed to buy those.
01:50:26.000 There's something powerful about it.
01:50:27.000 That's not just a picture of a kid with a balloon.
01:50:30.000 There's something about that.
01:50:31.000 Somebody ought to be there to get that picture.
01:50:33.000 They should get some money.
01:50:34.000 Printers are pretty amazing nowadays.
01:50:35.000 I got this poster printer for like...
01:50:38.000 $200, $300, and it prints pretty decent-sized posters.
01:50:43.000 And so you can just go, hey, I've always wanted a werewolf poster.
01:50:48.000 You just print it out, and it's like, go into the store, boom, you have it.
01:50:52.000 How big?
01:50:53.000 I'd probably say maybe 31 by 20 or something.
01:50:58.000 I don't know.
01:51:00.000 I've been seeing a lot of stuff that special effects guys like Rick Baker are doing with 3D printing now.
01:51:06.000 They're making all these masks and heads and shit with 3D printing.
01:51:10.000 Imagine if you could just make something in a computer and then go over to the 3D printer and print that bitch out.
01:51:18.000 For some things, it's perfect.
01:51:19.000 I just lost a little battery cover to one of my remotes the other day, and I bet if I had a 3D printer, I could find the model of the battery cover and just print it out or make it.
01:51:29.000 Fuck yeah!
01:51:30.000 That's amazing, right?
01:51:31.000 Yeah.
01:51:32.000 How much of that is going to be the future of objects?
01:51:37.000 You know, the future of things.
01:51:39.000 Like, how much less shit would you have to sell people if you could just sell them...
01:51:43.000 Oh, whoa.
01:51:44.000 Yeah, I would print that out.
01:51:45.000 Is that Rick Baker's Popeye?
01:51:47.000 Whoa.
01:51:48.000 MakerBot 3D printer, I believe.
01:51:50.000 Oh my god, that's awesome.
01:51:50.000 Whoa, that's amazing.
01:51:52.000 That's how it starts, and then he paints it.
01:51:53.000 Wow.
01:51:54.000 Ooh, that's crazy.
01:51:57.000 Look at that one right above it.
01:51:58.000 That's so cool.
01:52:00.000 Wow.
01:52:01.000 Go back to that other one that you just had, the whole series of them.
01:52:04.000 There's the Benicio do Toro werewolf.
01:52:07.000 Oh, yeah.
01:52:08.000 Sort of.
01:52:08.000 Pretty close to it in the middle.
01:52:11.000 Goddamn, that's amazing.
01:52:13.000 That'd be fun to paint.
01:52:14.000 Yeah, right?
01:52:16.000 Once it's 3D printed out?
01:52:17.000 Right.
01:52:19.000 These guys have so many tools at their disposal now.
01:52:23.000 But I wonder how much of that is going to be lost, like all the special effects makeup stuff, in the transition to CGI. Because it seems like it's just inevitable that CGI keeps getting better and better and better.
01:52:34.000 There's still arguments for having a mix of this and using practical effects and whatnot.
01:52:39.000 I saw a clip of that American Werewolf actually moving in the back room while they were testing it out.
01:52:46.000 It looks obviously fake as shit, but you can't...
01:52:50.000 We know what to look for now in that fake stuff, and it really is catching us off guard all the time, just like when we saw that video.
01:52:55.000 Right away, we're like, fake, fake, fake.
01:52:57.000 Right.
01:52:57.000 And even when it looks good, ten years later, you look back at something and you're like, God, that looks horrible.
01:53:02.000 Dude, I played King Kong, the original King Kong, for my kids a couple years back.
01:53:09.000 And they were laughing.
01:53:10.000 They were so scared at first.
01:53:12.000 And I was telling them, no, I'm not showing you anything scary.
01:53:14.000 I'm like, this is going to be really funny.
01:53:16.000 It's so silly.
01:53:18.000 It's silly.
01:53:18.000 It doesn't seem real at all.
01:53:20.000 And they were like, no, that's the monster?
01:53:22.000 I go, yeah, that's the monster.
01:53:23.000 And, you know, because they're little kids.
01:53:25.000 They over laughed.
01:53:26.000 Like, ahhh!
01:53:28.000 Fell down, and they're being so silly.
01:53:31.000 It was really funny, man.
01:53:32.000 I really wish that King Kong Island was better.
01:53:35.000 I hated that movie so much.
01:53:36.000 Come on, man.
01:53:37.000 How many times can you tell that stupid story?
01:53:39.000 I know.
01:53:39.000 It's a racist story, anyway.
01:53:41.000 King Kong's surrounded by black chicks.
01:53:43.000 Never cares.
01:53:44.000 One white chick shows up.
01:53:46.000 He loses his fucking mind.
01:53:47.000 He's climbing buildings, bringing her to the top.
01:53:50.000 He breaks out of chains.
01:53:51.000 It's so stupid.
01:53:53.000 Look how big he is.
01:53:55.000 Not that big.
01:53:56.000 Yeah, it's pretty big.
01:53:57.000 They changed them a bunch of times in different versions.
01:54:00.000 They have a graph that shows all the sizes from all the past movies of him and Godzilla.
01:54:04.000 Well, the Japanese movie was a big one.
01:54:07.000 They made him like 500 feet tall or something crazy.
01:54:10.000 So I think he was supposed to be like 50 feet tall in the first one.
01:54:14.000 Is that it right there?
01:54:17.000 King Kong Escapes, 1967. That's the one.
01:54:21.000 18 foot, 12 foot tall in the 1933 one.
01:54:24.000 Wow.
01:54:25.000 That's it?
01:54:26.000 Yeah, that's what I was saying.
01:54:26.000 He looks so small compared to like...
01:54:28.000 Wow.
01:54:29.000 And then he was 12 feet tall in the son of Kong.
01:54:32.000 Oh, that's the little one.
01:54:34.000 Yeah.
01:54:35.000 King Kong Lives.
01:54:36.000 That was my favorite.
01:54:36.000 I saw that in the theater.
01:54:38.000 See, he was pretty goddamn big.
01:54:40.000 He was a thousand feet tall.
01:54:43.000 Yeah, Godzilla's gonna fuck him up.
01:54:45.000 Yeah.
01:54:45.000 Period.
01:54:46.000 Look how much bigger he is.
01:54:47.000 How does that even pop?
01:54:48.000 Not even close.
01:54:49.000 The new Godzilla will super fuck him up.
01:54:51.000 The new Godzilla's goddamn terrifying.
01:54:53.000 He seems to be thinking.
01:54:55.000 But you can't make a good one of these.
01:54:58.000 That was which years?
01:55:00.000 That's the Skull Island one.
01:55:01.000 That's the newer one.
01:55:02.000 The newer one?
01:55:03.000 Yeah.
01:55:03.000 I mean, you can only make so many of these goddamn things, you know?
01:55:08.000 After a while, it's like, let me guess.
01:55:11.000 You know, the girl's gonna make it.
01:55:13.000 She's gonna be fine.
01:55:14.000 She's gonna have a few close calls.
01:55:16.000 We're going to get real excited.
01:55:18.000 Whoa, is she going to be okay?
01:55:20.000 Is the girl, that blonde lady going to be okay?
01:55:23.000 Meanwhile, he's stomping on black chicks left and right.
01:55:27.000 Just stomping his way through the village.
01:55:30.000 Stepping on black dudes.
01:55:31.000 Just that white girl.
01:55:32.000 He's just so enthralled by her.
01:55:34.000 It's the most racist movie of all time.
01:55:37.000 It really is.
01:55:37.000 Like the first time King Kong sees a white chick, he loses his shit.
01:55:43.000 I went down to a rabbit hole the other day watching that one gorilla that, you know, Robin Williams used to hang out with all the time.
01:55:50.000 What's that gorilla?
01:55:51.000 Coco.
01:55:52.000 Coco.
01:55:52.000 Have you ever watched any of this Coco?
01:55:54.000 I love that.
01:55:55.000 It's pretty amazing.
01:55:56.000 They're very smart, man.
01:55:57.000 Very smart.
01:55:58.000 Yeah.
01:55:59.000 I mean, they're not like people smart, but they're like, you understand that they're not, this is not like a gopher or a groundhog or something.
01:56:10.000 Like, they're on a completely different level than most other mammals besides us.
01:56:16.000 Coco recently got some new kittens, and it's amazing watching him play with the kittens.
01:56:22.000 I think it's a girl, right?
01:56:23.000 Yeah, her.
01:56:24.000 Sorry.
01:56:25.000 You misgendered Coco, bro.
01:56:27.000 So rude.
01:56:28.000 That's just one of those animals you just think it's a guy.
01:56:30.000 It's like how I look at dogs.
01:56:32.000 I consider them guys and cats girls for some reason.
01:56:35.000 Yeah, because she could smash your fucking head in anytime she wants to.
01:56:39.000 You know how strong that thing must be?
01:56:41.000 You know, yet she's so gentle.
01:56:43.000 They're vegetarians, too.
01:56:46.000 They're sweeties.
01:56:47.000 Gorillas are big sweeties for the most part.
01:56:49.000 What's really kind of nuts, man, is chimpanzees.
01:56:53.000 How smart they are.
01:56:54.000 She's twerking.
01:56:55.000 Oh, she's twerking.
01:56:57.000 Let's see that.
01:56:57.000 Get out of there.
01:56:59.000 Hey, lady.
01:56:59.000 Hey, lady.
01:57:00.000 Can I get on that?
01:57:02.000 Strong twerks, by the way.
01:57:04.000 God, they love it.
01:57:06.000 She has been working on her hoe skills.
01:57:09.000 She's not just, it's not like her first time doing that.
01:57:12.000 She's developed those fast twitch butt muscles, you know, where you can really twerk.
01:57:18.000 Girls who twerk and you go, whoa, you really do know how to do this.
01:57:22.000 You know, you ever seen like a little kid try to do a yo-yo, they don't quite get it?
01:57:26.000 The yo-yo doesn't come back all the way like shit.
01:57:29.000 You try to teach them, now you gotta like go down and then go up and they never get it.
01:57:33.000 That's the same thing with like a amateur twerker.
01:57:36.000 A girl doesn't really know how to twerk.
01:57:38.000 They don't have that kind of pop and bounce that that girl did.
01:57:41.000 That girl has done a lot of things she probably regrets.
01:57:44.000 She's probably been hammered more than once doing that.
01:57:47.000 She's probably gone butt to butt with other girls.
01:57:50.000 I love butt to butt.
01:57:51.000 Yeah, butt to butt.
01:57:53.000 Yeah, it's been a lot of debauchery.
01:57:56.000 I've become such an ass man in the last couple of years.
01:57:59.000 I've never was an ass guy.
01:58:01.000 I feel way better.
01:58:02.000 I can't even imagine I was a tit guy for so long.
01:58:06.000 Like, asses have really...
01:58:07.000 Well, you can enjoy the whole woman, by the way.
01:58:09.000 Yeah.
01:58:10.000 That's like the male feminist approach.
01:58:12.000 Asshole.
01:58:12.000 Maybe just treat him as a whole woman.
01:58:15.000 Not think of it as like a tit guy or an ass guy.
01:58:19.000 How many girls are like, I'm not a dick girl.
01:58:24.000 You know, I like their mouth.
01:58:26.000 I like to eat my box and shut their mouth.
01:58:29.000 Not really into dicks.
01:58:31.000 I saw that.
01:58:32.000 I looked up.
01:58:33.000 I had to find the Blac Chyna naked photos.
01:58:36.000 Boobs are back.
01:58:37.000 Boobs are not back.
01:58:38.000 They're back.
01:58:39.000 New York Post, man.
01:58:40.000 Amazing.
01:58:41.000 Boobs are back.
01:58:41.000 Like they went away?
01:58:42.000 When the fuck did boobs go away?
01:58:44.000 See, this is just like, people run out of shit to talk about.
01:58:47.000 That's stupid.
01:58:48.000 That's what it is.
01:58:49.000 It's like half the things that we discuss in this podcast.
01:58:51.000 Like, what?
01:58:52.000 What are they doing?
01:58:53.000 We're just shooting the shit, folks.
01:58:55.000 They're printing it.
01:58:57.000 Congratulations on that New York Times retraction that you pretty much caused.
01:59:04.000 That was pretty beautiful watching that go down.
01:59:06.000 Well, it's not...
01:59:07.000 I mean, it was a guy who wrote it and it was printed in the New York Times.
01:59:11.000 Right.
01:59:11.000 I mean, it was in the New York Times, but it's an individual's choice and maybe an editor's choice to embellish The reality of what happened.
01:59:19.000 It was about the boxing match.
01:59:21.000 They said that his face was covered in blood, completely covered in blood, and that he was rescued before he fell through the ropes.
01:59:28.000 Neither one of those things are true.
01:59:30.000 This is not true.
01:59:31.000 His face wasn't bloody at all.
01:59:33.000 I mean, he had a little bit of a swelling under his left eye.
01:59:36.000 He was definitely getting punched in the face and I definitely agree with the stoppage of the fight.
01:59:41.000 He was exhausted and he was falling all over the place.
01:59:45.000 But it was more that Floyd was just teeing off on him and he wasn't firing back.
01:59:49.000 There was no blood.
01:59:51.000 And he wasn't going to fall through the ropes.
01:59:53.000 He might have went down.
01:59:54.000 He might have went down at one point in the fight.
01:59:56.000 I mean, if Floyd kept punching him, that might be actually a smart move for him.
02:00:00.000 Catch 10 seconds, you know?
02:00:02.000 Do a standing eight count.
02:00:04.000 Go down to a knee, rather.
02:00:06.000 Get up at the count of eight.
02:00:07.000 You know, they brush your gloves off, you get a second or two there, then you go back in.
02:00:11.000 Maybe that would have been enough for him to get through the round, you know?
02:00:14.000 Because he was, for sure, having a real hard time recovering.
02:00:17.000 But what the New York Times wrote was just not true.
02:00:19.000 Like, what it was, was just as juicy.
02:00:23.000 What it was is a 40-year-old boxer comes out of retirement and schools the, you know, number one most popular MMA fighter in the world in a boxing match, proving what a lot of experts already knew, that a specialist, someone who's the greatest specialist of all time when it comes to boxing,
02:00:40.000 I mean, it's pretty arguable.
02:00:42.000 Floyd's in like the, there's like two or three people that you could argue are like the greatest of all time.
02:00:45.000 In my opinion, Floyd is the number one.
02:00:48.000 But he beat Conor McGregor in a way that you would expect a real specialist to beat someone who's just pretty good at it.
02:00:55.000 He was masterful.
02:00:57.000 Fucking awesome to watch.
02:00:58.000 And what Conor said afterwards is hilarious too.
02:01:01.000 I turned him into a Mexican.
02:01:02.000 He fought like a Mexican.
02:01:03.000 Because that's what people love about Mexican fighters.
02:01:06.000 Mexican fighters are known for coming straight at you.
02:01:09.000 Mexican fighters aren't dancers.
02:01:11.000 They're not dancing around and doing the Ali shuffle.
02:01:14.000 They're like Julio Cesar Chavez.
02:01:15.000 They're moving forward.
02:01:17.000 They're like Marco Antonio Barrera.
02:01:18.000 They're moving forward.
02:01:20.000 Mexican boxers are some of the proudest, most rugged warriors ever.
02:01:25.000 That's how Floyd fought.
02:01:26.000 He really did fight like a super technical, aggressive, brawling style.
02:01:31.000 He tired Conor out and beat his ass.
02:01:34.000 It's beautiful.
02:01:35.000 Man, beautiful for boxing, beautiful for the overall art.
02:01:42.000 Of fighting.
02:01:43.000 Because we need to see these things.
02:01:45.000 I think this thing that we're all participating in, fans of MMA, practitioners of MMA, this thing that we're all participating in is trying to figure out what style is the very best style for fighting period.
02:02:00.000 And then we found along the way that it varies.
02:02:02.000 It varies on the individual.
02:02:03.000 Styles make fights and then sometimes one guy can beat another guy, but that guy can beat someone who can beat him and it gets real weird.
02:02:10.000 MMA math is one of the squirreliest fucking predictors of who's gonna win a fight ever.
02:02:16.000 But we're finding out what's fucking real.
02:02:20.000 When you've got all the belief in yourself and the world, when you've got knockout power, when you really believe you can beat the greatest boxer of all time, what happens?
02:02:28.000 Oh, you get fucked up.
02:02:30.000 Okay, that's good.
02:02:31.000 It's good to learn.
02:02:32.000 It's good to learn.
02:02:33.000 It's good to learn that even though he lands a few shots, makes it a real interesting contest, Good to learn that the best specialist of all time is that for a reason.
02:02:42.000 This isn't bullshit.
02:02:43.000 This is Floyd Mayweather.
02:02:44.000 He's 49-0, now he's 50-0.
02:02:46.000 I mean, that's good for combat sport.
02:02:49.000 It's good for everybody.
02:02:50.000 That's what's so stupid about this whole boxing versus MMA feud.
02:02:54.000 It's so dumb.
02:02:55.000 It gets everybody excited about fights.
02:02:57.000 And this inter-competition thing between an MMA fighter coming over to boxing, that's even more fun.
02:03:03.000 Because then it gets everything excited on both sides.
02:03:07.000 And I think it's gotten a lot of people super excited about Canelo Alvarez and Triple G, which is next weekend.
02:03:13.000 People are super pumped up about that fight, particularly because we're just past this Conor-Floyd Mayweather fight.
02:03:20.000 Floyd Mayweather has his way with Conor, just puts on a display.
02:03:24.000 And now we're going to get to see, instead of the master versus a guy who really wasn't on his level, now we're going to get to see two guys in their prime at the top of the food chain.
02:03:35.000 Two of the top three, top four pound-for-pound fighters in the world, and they're going to go at it.
02:03:39.000 So it's good for everybody.
02:03:41.000 They just don't...
02:03:42.000 These guys are so old school.
02:03:44.000 They understand social media in a sense.
02:03:46.000 They know they can use it to promote fights.
02:03:48.000 They don't know that it's changed the whole community.
02:03:51.000 And that instead of having some stupid rivalry with this other...
02:04:05.000 We're good to go.
02:04:24.000 It's nice to know who the real specialists are.
02:04:27.000 When it comes to that, I love kickboxing.
02:04:29.000 Big fan of that, too.
02:04:31.000 I like to know.
02:04:31.000 I love jujitsu.
02:04:33.000 I want to know.
02:04:33.000 I want to know how good are the best guys.
02:04:35.000 What would happen if the best guy in the UFC fought the best guy in jujitsu in a straight-up jujitsu match?
02:04:41.000 I want to see.
02:04:42.000 Those things are interesting.
02:04:47.000 I wanted to see a boxer go to the UFC and see how...
02:04:49.000 That's going to happen.
02:04:50.000 That's going to happen eventually.
02:04:51.000 You know, I mean, we had James Toney, of course, but James is way past his prime, and it didn't even look like he trained for that fight.
02:04:58.000 I think James just took a payday, if I had to guess.
02:05:01.000 You know, and Randy just hit him with a low ankle pick.
02:05:22.000 Are you excited about GSP? Yeah, I'm interested to see what happens.
02:05:29.000 Quite honestly, I wanted to see him at 170. I think him versus Woodley is the fight.
02:05:36.000 Woodley's had two fights in a row where people were booing him.
02:05:41.000 Three, really, because he had two fights with Wonderboy that were like chess matches and then one fight with Damian Maia.
02:05:47.000 Which is also, like, just not the most exciting fight.
02:05:49.000 But I think him versus GSP would be a very exciting fight.
02:05:52.000 I think that's the real fight.
02:05:54.000 Because that's GSP's real weight class, too.
02:05:56.000 You know?
02:05:56.000 I'm interested in that.
02:05:57.000 But I'm interested in the Bisping fight, too.
02:05:59.000 Because I think it's a tough fight.
02:06:01.000 It's a tough fight for GSP. Bisping is a handful.
02:06:04.000 He's a big fella, too.
02:06:05.000 Fought at 205 in the Ultimate Fighter.
02:06:07.000 Fights in 185 in the UFC. He's way bigger than George.
02:06:10.000 And he's gotten fucking tough, man.
02:06:12.000 He's real good.
02:06:13.000 Legitimately real good.
02:06:14.000 And George has been out for a long time.
02:06:16.000 Yeah, what's he been doing?
02:06:18.000 Well, he's been training.
02:06:19.000 He's definitely stayed in shape.
02:06:21.000 He did a lot of gymnastics, did a lot of exercise.
02:06:23.000 You know, he made a shit ton of money when he was fighting.
02:06:26.000 You know, he had contracts with Nike and he had some...
02:06:29.000 He had, uh...
02:06:30.000 Was it Nike or was it, um...
02:06:32.000 I think he had something.
02:06:33.000 I know he had something with Gatorade, but I want to say George had something.
02:06:36.000 Maybe it's Under Armour.
02:06:37.000 I think he's got something with Under Armour.
02:06:39.000 Yeah, so he's had a bunch of big endorsements.
02:06:41.000 He's a giant hero in Canada.
02:06:44.000 I mean, just giant, right?
02:06:46.000 So I think for, you know, a while he's just recovering.
02:06:50.000 You know, all those wars, all those years of getting in brawls, and then finally he got to a point where his body started feeling real good again.
02:06:57.000 He's like, fuck it.
02:06:58.000 Let's get back in there.
02:06:59.000 I wonder if the aliens are still around.
02:07:00.000 The L.E.N., they come to me at the red light.
02:07:04.000 I refuse to drink Gatorade anymore.
02:07:07.000 I used to drink a Gatorade every single day for the last 20 years, and then the other day, busted one open, drank it, and something that felt like a raw egg went into my mouth, and I spit it back in, and it was just this blob.
02:07:21.000 I shot a load of Gatorade.
02:07:23.000 I saw you post this video, and I did some Googling on it.
02:07:26.000 It's apparently a thing, the Gatorade globs.
02:07:29.000 Yeah, it's actually, I'm not the only one.
02:07:31.000 So it's like kombucha.
02:07:32.000 See, that was in my mouth.
02:07:35.000 Top 119 complaints and reviews about Gatorade.
02:07:38.000 From Consumer Affairs.
02:07:40.000 So you got one of these, Brian?
02:07:41.000 Yeah, in my mouth.
02:07:42.000 And I saved it up until about a week ago because I was going to just call them.
02:07:47.000 But then I was like, who cares about this blob?
02:07:49.000 What are they saying it is?
02:07:50.000 Whoa, it's a load.
02:07:51.000 Someone shot a load in there.
02:07:53.000 It was the grossest thing ever, and seriously, I have flashbacks, and I will never, ever drink a Gatorade for the rest of my life.
02:08:01.000 And look at this crap.
02:08:04.000 Wow, that's just mold, though.
02:08:05.000 That's mold.
02:08:06.000 It's like moldy sugar or something.
02:08:08.000 Right, but who knows how long that's been sitting there.
02:08:10.000 That's one thing whenever you go to a gas station or stuff always look at the bottom of your container like if you're buying like a plastic bottle of like apple juice or something because I've noticed ever since then I'm so paranoid about anything and I tell you half the times I'm looking at the bottom like that does not look right like this looks like it's been mold or something things that are go traveling around like McDonald's or the the dude who was worried about Wendy's with the hot trucks there are things that are travel around in hot trucks you know like for real
02:08:41.000 and I wonder what temperature Gatorade has to get to before shit starts growing in it.
02:08:48.000 And that's it.
02:08:49.000 I bought my Gatorade from Amazon.
02:08:53.000 Oh, probably sitting in some hot warehouse somewhere, just cooking.
02:08:58.000 When it's sealed, I wonder what does that mean, when they seal it?
02:09:03.000 Obviously air is not getting to it right now, but there's some air in there.
02:09:06.000 What happens to that air?
02:09:08.000 How does that air affect?
02:09:09.000 Is shit growing in that air or no?
02:09:12.000 I think there's chemicals in there to make sure that nothing happens.
02:09:15.000 They found some 6,000-year-old bottle of wine recently.
02:09:18.000 Did you see that?
02:09:20.000 Yeah, I think actually what they found was a 6,000-year-old vessel that contained residue of wine.
02:09:26.000 I don't think they found like 6,000-year-old bottle that you could just get fucked up on.
02:09:32.000 Imagine?
02:09:34.000 Traces of 6,000-year-old wine discovered in Sicilian cave.
02:09:37.000 That's my people.
02:09:38.000 They're right out there.
02:09:39.000 They're making a fucking nice sauce.
02:09:40.000 They got a nice wine.
02:09:42.000 This guy's been growing wine for 16,000 fucking years.
02:09:45.000 Uh-huh.
02:09:46.000 You got to get this wine in you.
02:09:48.000 Get this wine in you.
02:09:49.000 Where's the gravy?
02:09:50.000 16,000 years.
02:09:52.000 His fucking family's been over here.
02:09:54.000 They used to have thumbs.
02:09:55.000 They used to pick the grape with their feet.
02:09:57.000 That's how long ago they did this.
02:09:59.000 These motherfuckers.
02:10:01.000 Wow, look at those pots that they found.
02:10:03.000 That is crazy.
02:10:04.000 Those are 6,000 year old pots.
02:10:06.000 They used to hold wine.
02:10:08.000 Cool.
02:10:09.000 What did they just find in Canada that's older than Gobekli Tepe or something?
02:10:14.000 Yeah, some kid found a civil...
02:10:17.000 Don't change that yet, though.
02:10:18.000 I want to look at this for a second.
02:10:20.000 That just trips me out that those big vessels are 6,000 years old.
02:10:24.000 That is so weird, man.
02:10:27.000 That is so fucking long ago.
02:10:30.000 To try to pretend what life was like 2,000 years before Christ.
02:10:35.000 That's essentially what you're looking at there.
02:10:37.000 Christ.
02:10:39.000 Yeah, 4,000 years before Christ.
02:10:41.000 So 6,000 years ago.
02:10:43.000 No, Christ was zero, right?
02:10:45.000 So it's 2017. So it's 2,000 years past Christ.
02:10:51.000 They say current era, BCE, but you're not fooling everybody.
02:10:55.000 We know what it is.
02:10:57.000 It's before Jesus, you fuck.
02:11:00.000 Why would you have it?
02:11:02.000 Oh, just a coincidence?
02:11:03.000 That before current era just happens to land exactly on when Jesus came back?
02:11:08.000 Shut up.
02:11:11.000 Assholes with their BCE. Before current era.
02:11:14.000 What does that even mean?
02:11:16.000 Why can't we just start it?
02:11:18.000 Can we go back and agree what zero is and rewrite history?
02:11:21.000 I mean, we decided that this was, you know, the BC, 2500 BC, they made the pyramids.
02:11:28.000 Like, what the fuck does that even mean?
02:11:30.000 You're going backwards?
02:11:34.000 So, 6000 BC is actually earlier than 2500 BC? You guys are retarded.
02:11:40.000 What a stupid way of measuring shit.
02:11:42.000 How about you go all the way back, you make that zero, and you start from scratch?
02:11:46.000 Because, like, the Earth doesn't know what Year we're in the earth has no idea what year we're deciding it in to make some arbitrary number and then have everything before that Start with a low number and build high like you have a like a flat line between Reality and some new dimension or like water and air like you have a hot number When was the software created zero ones a Christian monk Yeah,
02:12:17.000 I looked up the other day where alphabetical order came from and who got to decide why it was that and what made A before B or whatever the fuck.
02:12:26.000 And it was some scholars back that, you know, when people couldn't write, they were the only ones that could write and read.
02:12:31.000 So they made it up.
02:12:33.000 You know what the craziest trip is, man?
02:12:36.000 When people were writing in ancient Hebrew, they wrote with letters that also meant numbers.
02:12:43.000 Like, a word also had a numerical value.
02:12:46.000 Like, there was no numbers.
02:12:47.000 They didn't have, like, numbers.
02:12:49.000 They had A, and A is also one.
02:12:52.000 B, B is also two.
02:12:53.000 I just thought of that time period, and no one also knew how to read.
02:12:56.000 So if you got a letter or whatever, let's say, if you got one.
02:12:59.000 Is that true, though?
02:13:00.000 No one knew how to read?
02:13:01.000 I don't know one, but I would say most people probably didn't.
02:13:03.000 You might have to give it to someone to read for you.
02:13:06.000 You'd have to trust their translation.
02:13:08.000 That's all that's going on.
02:13:09.000 You're racist.
02:13:10.000 They were making pyramids.
02:13:11.000 They could all read.
02:13:12.000 Amazing.
02:13:13.000 Yeah, you might be right, right?
02:13:15.000 That was the whole Martin Luther thing, right?
02:13:17.000 Lutherism?
02:13:17.000 Yeah.
02:13:18.000 He had figured out how to make the Bible and translate it into, I think it was German, into a phonetic language that people could understand.
02:13:28.000 Because before, they had to trust the priests or learn Latin, I guess.
02:13:33.000 I'm Lutheran, Joe.
02:13:34.000 Are you really?
02:13:35.000 Those are the super people.
02:13:38.000 They figured it out, man.
02:13:39.000 Who are the ones that...
02:13:40.000 Oh, Pentecostals.
02:13:41.000 Those are my favorite because they fuck with snakes and shit.
02:13:44.000 Those are my favorite.
02:13:46.000 I like those.
02:13:46.000 That's hot weather for Southern people, man.
02:13:49.000 That's what that shit is.
02:13:49.000 That's all people that live in a place where your brain is getting boiled by the heat and you just decide to start dancing with snakes and, you know, fucking talking in tongues.
02:14:00.000 They're sweating.
02:14:01.000 They're always sweating.
02:14:02.000 Those Pentecostal guys, they're always yelling and screaming.
02:14:06.000 Yeah, man.
02:14:08.000 They have big conventions or something where they meet every year, too.
02:14:12.000 Pentecostals do?
02:14:13.000 They meet and swap snakes.
02:14:14.000 I'll let you borrow my snake.
02:14:16.000 It almost got me last week.
02:14:19.000 Every now and then, one of them gets got by a snake.
02:14:23.000 That's important too, man.
02:14:24.000 All those people in their group have to go, oh, okay.
02:14:27.000 Big ol' party.
02:14:29.000 Look at that.
02:14:30.000 Gaylord.
02:14:31.000 Gaylord Opryland Resort.
02:14:33.000 Shut your mouth.
02:14:34.000 How much butt-fucking is going on?
02:14:36.000 Just butt-fucking in that room.
02:14:38.000 So much butt-fucking.
02:14:39.000 Go to that overhead view.
02:14:41.000 How much pray the gay away is happening in that room?
02:14:44.000 At least 30%, right?
02:14:46.000 30% of those people are just trying to fight off the gay.
02:14:50.000 Hard.
02:14:52.000 Nashville.
02:14:54.000 There was a lawsuit that I was just reading about where some sort of Christian cult, they kidnapped this guy and beat the shit out of him because he was gay.
02:15:04.000 They were trying to beat the gay away.
02:15:09.000 This is crazy.
02:15:10.000 Oh my god.
02:15:12.000 There's so much of that going on.
02:15:14.000 So much of that pray the gay away.
02:15:17.000 What is this?
02:15:18.000 Mother accused of having son beat the gay away could face hate crime charges.
02:15:22.000 Yeah.
02:15:23.000 Look at her.
02:15:24.000 Is that the woman?
02:15:25.000 Oh my god.
02:15:27.000 What?
02:15:28.000 Is she gonna talk about?
02:15:29.000 We should probably hear her talk.
02:15:31.000 Do you think we'll get yanked?
02:15:32.000 I don't know.
02:15:33.000 That's the news.
02:15:34.000 It's a news report.
02:15:34.000 Yeah, let's hear what she has to say about beating the shit out of her son.
02:15:37.000 Your 15-year-old is gay?
02:15:40.000 In some way that he...
02:15:41.000 Yes.
02:15:42.000 I think that he was...
02:15:51.000 It bothers me because he's a young age.
02:15:58.000 He's not all there.
02:16:00.000 He do not know right from wrong.
02:16:05.000 So, yes it do.
02:16:07.000 Yes it do.
02:16:09.000 That's weird.
02:16:11.000 Whoa.
02:16:12.000 Is that her mug shot right below?
02:16:14.000 The one that looks like Cat Williams?
02:16:15.000 It's like James Brown.
02:16:16.000 Oh, James Brown.
02:16:18.000 Get up!
02:16:19.000 Get up!
02:16:20.000 Get up!
02:16:21.000 What is that?
02:16:22.000 Oh, it's from Whiteville.
02:16:25.000 She lives in Whiteville.
02:16:26.000 This is simulation theory shit, man.
02:16:28.000 Whiteville, North Carolina.
02:16:31.000 She's currently being charged with a misdemeanor child abuse.
02:16:34.000 That's all you get for beating the gay away.
02:16:36.000 You get misdemeanor child abuse.
02:16:37.000 He's 15. Man.
02:16:40.000 Somebody's been molesting him is what she said.
02:16:43.000 Jesus Christ.
02:16:46.000 God damn it, man.
02:16:48.000 So check this out.
02:16:50.000 That's hardcore.
02:16:51.000 That's even crazier right now.
02:16:52.000 What?
02:16:53.000 Hurricane Irma holds about twice the destructive energy of all bombs used in the Second World War.
02:17:00.000 Seven trillion watts of power in it right now.
02:17:03.000 So why can't we get like some kind of a windmill up there and collect it?
02:17:08.000 You would have to have a big one and then it would become the biggest weapon ever.
02:17:12.000 Well, why don't we design that instead of the Galaxy Note 8 that no one wants to buy?
02:17:17.000 I got it.
02:17:18.000 How about you buy a giant windmill thing and put it up there and make all the power, please?
02:17:24.000 I have some friends that are in Florida right now, and the unforeseen problem that being out here and not knowing why and what people are doing there.
02:17:32.000 I also have an uncle in Orlando who's telling me he's not leaving right now.
02:17:35.000 Because the roads are gridlocked, and the highway, there's nowhere to go.
02:17:38.000 My friends who left Tampa yesterday got up at like 9 in the morning, packed all their shit up, and were like, all right, let's go.
02:17:44.000 Where are we going to go?
02:17:45.000 They were like, let's take side roads, because it's probably going to be busy everywhere.
02:17:49.000 So they did, for a while, three, four hours of side roads, and then eventually you're going to run out of gas.
02:17:53.000 You've got to go get gas.
02:17:55.000 First place they stopped, no gas.
02:17:57.000 They're all out.
02:17:58.000 Oh no.
02:17:59.000 So, they continue on to the next one, waiting a gigantic line to fill up, but now it's again like, hopefully we can live off of this tank of gas for the next fucking, until we get where we're going.
02:18:10.000 And everybody has to leave right now because the whole state could be potentially under 10 feet of water in a couple days.
02:18:16.000 The whole state.
02:18:16.000 Yeah, the whole state.
02:18:17.000 10 foot storm surge is coming in.
02:18:19.000 The whole state.
02:18:20.000 I mean, it won't make it all the way to the middle probably, but a fucking gigantic, we don't know, obviously too.
02:18:24.000 The only positive, if there's any positive thing compared to the last hurricane, is that it's not going to stall over Florida.
02:18:30.000 It's going to keep on going and losing energy the higher it gets.
02:18:34.000 But Orlando should be, might get really fucked.
02:18:39.000 You know, that's Disney World.
02:18:40.000 Disney World might be gone this weekend.
02:18:42.000 Right, it might go away.
02:18:44.000 Yeah, they just rebuild it all.
02:18:46.000 Or all this new stuff, too.
02:18:47.000 Whoa.
02:18:49.000 Oh yeah, there's like that 90% of this island, Barbuda, is gone, uninhabitable.
02:18:56.000 They don't even know some of this shit too, because they can't see it.
02:18:59.000 It was all happening last night.
02:19:00.000 They can't get over to find out what's going, to get reports of it even.
02:19:04.000 So they don't know if the people are dead, they don't know shit, right?
02:19:07.000 I mean, those islands are so small.
02:19:09.000 I mean, what, is this the size of like Texas or Ohio or something like that?
02:19:12.000 Yeah, it's the size of Ohio, the storm is.
02:19:14.000 400 miles across.
02:19:17.000 That's scary.
02:19:18.000 How wide is Florida?
02:19:20.000 Florida's not 400 miles across, right?
02:19:23.000 I don't know exactly, but it's probably, I would go 300, 250. It's pretty girthy.
02:19:27.000 So it's going to be like a giant eraser that just rolls up Florida.
02:19:33.000 And they're still not sure it could turn, you know?
02:19:35.000 Things can always turn.
02:19:36.000 It could go back, it could turn left and go to Texas.
02:19:39.000 You know who are the grossest people that have ever lived?
02:19:42.000 Speaking of Florida.
02:19:43.000 The people that go, they miss, they stay, and they survive, and the storm miraculously turns, and they're like, I fucking knew it.
02:19:51.000 No, you didn't, stupid.
02:19:52.000 You didn't know it.
02:19:53.000 You're no better than the people that got killed by it.
02:19:56.000 You got lucky.
02:19:57.000 You know, that's a lot of people in Houston.
02:19:59.000 That's how they feel.
02:20:00.000 They make it a party.
02:20:02.000 They have hurricane parties.
02:20:04.000 And this one really caught them off guard.
02:20:06.000 How did that catch them off guard?
02:20:08.000 They saw it coming from days away.
02:20:10.000 Well, I think they, in their heads, think, oh, no, we're fine.
02:20:15.000 We've been fine for years.
02:20:16.000 They're drunk.
02:20:17.000 That's the problem.
02:20:18.000 They're fucking partying.
02:20:19.000 They're listening to Kid Rock.
02:20:21.000 They're on top of the room.
02:20:22.000 They're making out.
02:20:23.000 They're like, we don't care.
02:20:24.000 We'll stay up here.
02:20:25.000 We got a boat.
02:20:26.000 We're going to be fine.
02:20:28.000 We'll catch fish.
02:20:30.000 There was an episode I was on.
02:20:33.000 I don't know if it was the last time I was on or whatever, but we were talking about floods in Houston, and I showed you that concrete, or not concrete, pavement that sucks up water.
02:20:43.000 I wonder if that would have been any help if they had implemented that all over the place.
02:20:50.000 Maybe.
02:20:52.000 But I think the amount of water they were dealing with is just so unprecedented.
02:20:56.000 They showed the difference between Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Harvey, like the sheer amount of volume of water.
02:21:02.000 It's insane.
02:21:04.000 Like, this was such a big, big hurricane.
02:21:08.000 That's just...
02:21:10.000 I wish there was a definitive answer as to if all this is a direct result of human behavior, industry, car, exhaust.
02:21:21.000 I wish there was a definitive result where you could see it.
02:21:24.000 Like, yeah, here's the number that you can show.
02:21:27.000 What are you showing me here?
02:21:28.000 That concrete.
02:21:29.000 Oh, the water drinking concrete?
02:21:31.000 So how does that do that?
02:21:33.000 I have no idea.
02:21:34.000 It's magic.
02:21:35.000 It's crazy.
02:21:36.000 It could absorb runoff from fast floods.
02:21:38.000 If you're watching it, folks, the people that are just listening, it doesn't even seem real.
02:21:42.000 It's like they have this giant water truck, and it's fucking pouring water all over the concrete, and it's just dissipating almost instantaneously into the concrete.
02:21:51.000 It's super weird.
02:21:52.000 I wonder if it has, like, a basement, and what it does is it goes through, like, kind of like a concrete filter, and it goes underneath, so the actual water is just, like, underneath in the basement.
02:22:01.000 Yeah, man, I don't know what the fuck it does.
02:22:02.000 It doesn't even seem real.
02:22:03.000 It seems like a scene in a Terminator movie.
02:22:06.000 Right.
02:22:06.000 You know?
02:22:07.000 Yeah.
02:22:08.000 Well, either way, like, what they dealt with in Houston is so much water.
02:22:12.000 I just doubt that, I mean, maybe that would have helped a little.
02:22:16.000 But I think that they're dealing with just some insane amount of water.
02:22:19.000 Yeah.
02:22:19.000 Is that it shows what it is, Jamie?
02:22:20.000 Yeah.
02:22:20.000 It's like some sort of filtration system?
02:22:22.000 Yeah.
02:22:23.000 I guess so.
02:22:23.000 So it allows the water to go through it.
02:22:25.000 And it can't get back out.
02:22:26.000 It's like porous.
02:22:26.000 I don't know.
02:22:27.000 It still seems like it was probably too much water.
02:22:29.000 Yeah.
02:22:30.000 That Harvey was a monster hurricane.
02:22:33.000 The crazy thing is how much bigger Irma is.
02:22:36.000 Like, I think we're numb to it.
02:22:37.000 I think we look at it and it doesn't make sense to us, you know?
02:22:41.000 Got 185 mile sustained winds for over a day.
02:22:44.000 No, no, no, no!
02:22:46.000 Epcot Center is just going to start rolling like a Katamari.
02:22:50.000 No!
02:22:52.000 But here's the thing, right?
02:22:54.000 Is this the strongest they can get?
02:22:55.000 No.
02:22:56.000 They can get stronger than this.
02:22:57.000 It could be, yeah.
02:22:57.000 It's just the categories they tracked.
02:23:00.000 This was the highest they'd gone, and now this one is the new bar to beat, basically.
02:23:04.000 A Delta airline accidentally flew through it yesterday by mistake, and it got out at the last minute.
02:23:11.000 What?
02:23:11.000 I forgot.
02:23:12.000 I read that this morning when I woke up.
02:23:14.000 It got out?
02:23:15.000 Yeah, I guess it accidentally flew into it, and somehow it got out of the hurricane.
02:23:20.000 Okay, so the pilot piloted his way out of the hurricane.
02:23:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23:22.000 Oh, I thought you meant it got out.
02:23:24.000 The pilot did this.
02:23:25.000 Oh, oh, oh.
02:23:26.000 Delta pilot flew through Irma.
02:23:28.000 One of the most powerful hurricanes recorded and all 173 passengers are safe.
02:23:31.000 Why would they do that?
02:23:32.000 I don't know.
02:23:33.000 The last one to fly to Puerto Rico.
02:23:35.000 Oh, they had to?
02:23:36.000 They had to fly through it?
02:23:37.000 Did they fucking judge it wrong?
02:23:42.000 Yeah.
02:23:42.000 They went through 185,000 mile per hour winds.
02:23:46.000 Can you imagine that turbulence?
02:23:47.000 Well, it's not that fast.
02:23:49.000 It's 187 miles an hour, right?
02:23:51.000 Right.
02:23:52.000 Fuck, that thing is giant, man.
02:23:54.000 When you see it on the ground, or, you know, in one of those overhead maps, and you realize how big it is, look how big that is.
02:24:00.000 That's so crazy!
02:24:01.000 So they flew through part of it?
02:24:03.000 I guess, yeah.
02:24:05.000 Does it show?
02:24:06.000 I'm trying to figure it out.
02:24:07.000 Oh, it's like, yeah, it's going right now.
02:24:10.000 25 mile an hour winds gusting to 40. See, look at it.
02:24:14.000 It's headed towards it, yeah, yeah.
02:24:15.000 They might have had to turn around or...
02:24:18.000 Whoa...
02:24:21.000 Huh.
02:24:22.000 So they were following it in real time?
02:24:25.000 Yeah, people were following on a flight track as well as what was going on.
02:24:28.000 So they got stuck in the actual hurricane.
02:24:30.000 They flew through the hurricane.
02:24:33.000 Oh my god.
02:24:34.000 That is insane.
02:24:37.000 Oh wait, they landed?
02:24:38.000 Hold on.
02:24:38.000 52 minutes on the ground in San Juan.
02:24:40.000 They landed and turned around.
02:24:43.000 Oh, they tried to make it back to America?
02:24:46.000 This is the airport.
02:24:48.000 It has to climb out of SJU, and they're doing so between the outer band of Irma and the core of the storm.
02:24:52.000 They went in between the bands.
02:24:54.000 Oh my god!
02:24:56.000 That's insane.
02:24:56.000 That pilot needs to be hugged by everybody.
02:24:58.000 So he went in between the bands, and in doing...
02:25:02.000 Wow, that's the most incredible thing about weather satellites.
02:25:04.000 They could literally navigate this guy through those bands and tell him where the storm is ahead.
02:25:10.000 Yeah, they have portable Dopplers here now in Los Angeles, where it's so accurate now that you can just see your street level, like if there's a cloud above you.
02:25:23.000 Look at this.
02:25:24.000 While it looks terrifying, Delta maintains that their pilots had everything under control.
02:25:28.000 Our meteorology team is the best in the business.
02:25:32.000 Eric Snell, Vice President for Delta Operations and Customer Center, told the Washington Post, DL-302 departed San Juan with 173 passengers on board, according to Delta.
02:25:44.000 Jesus Christ.
02:25:45.000 Good PR for them.
02:25:47.000 Yeah, of course, being on an airplane probably was the worst flight you'll ever have in your life.
02:25:51.000 They took a hard look at the weather data and the track of the storm and worked with the flight crew and dispatcher to agree it was safe to operate the flight.
02:26:01.000 What would you do if you're about to get on that plane and they're telling you what they're gonna do?
02:26:05.000 I would shit all over myself.
02:26:08.000 I'd probably say I'll stay at the airport and risk it.
02:26:10.000 Oh, I'd be like, fuck this, man.
02:26:12.000 I'm going to sleep.
02:26:13.000 I'm going to take my backpack.
02:26:15.000 I'm sleeping on the ground.
02:26:17.000 I assume that you guys turned this thing into some sort of a hurricane shelter.
02:26:21.000 Have you been to the airport in Puerto Rico?
02:26:23.000 No.
02:26:23.000 I haven't been to the San Juan one, but I was at one on the other side of the island.
02:26:26.000 Just made of the cardboard?
02:26:27.000 You do not want to do that.
02:26:29.000 Oh, my God.
02:26:29.000 You don't want to do that.
02:26:30.000 Get in the plane.
02:26:31.000 You're right.
02:26:31.000 I'd probably get in the plane.
02:26:32.000 It's like a run-down Burbank airport.
02:26:34.000 But they got away with it.
02:26:35.000 Puerto Rico didn't get totally hit.
02:26:37.000 They only got like a little piece of it.
02:26:39.000 Yeah.
02:26:40.000 Well, that's the thing about these kind of storms.
02:26:42.000 So you could just get unlucky and it just runs right over your spot.
02:26:46.000 Or you can be right next to that and go, Lord was looking out for us.
02:26:49.000 Like, okay, you sure?
02:26:51.000 Are you sure you just didn't get lucky?
02:26:53.000 Like we're dealing with impossible forces.
02:26:57.000 A hurricane the size of Ohio is an impossible force.
02:27:02.000 I don't think we really understand what the fuck that means.
02:27:06.000 I think that's one of those things where someone says, a trillion billion dollars.
02:27:09.000 Like, yeah, that's a lot.
02:27:10.000 But you don't really think about it.
02:27:11.000 You know, you don't really, really understand what that means.
02:27:14.000 Because it's too much.
02:27:15.000 The size of the universe is too much.
02:27:17.000 The power that that thing has, it's just too much.
02:27:20.000 It doesn't make sense.
02:27:21.000 You'd have to see it.
02:27:22.000 You'd have to be there.
02:27:25.000 Do you see the video?
02:27:26.000 I don't know if it's real either, but the video of...
02:27:28.000 I don't know if it was today's hurricane.
02:27:30.000 This guy's trying to hold his truck, like he had a pickup truck, trying to hold it so it doesn't tip over.
02:27:37.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:27:37.000 And the winds were so strong, he just gets squished by it.
02:27:41.000 I mean, it's hard to see because it was raining so hard.
02:27:43.000 The guy's got to be crazy.
02:27:44.000 Why would he do that?
02:27:46.000 A truck is about to flip, and you think you're going to stop it with your hands?
02:27:49.000 Do you watch too many movies, motherfucker?
02:27:52.000 They can pick up a truck.
02:27:53.000 Can you pick up a truck?
02:27:54.000 No.
02:27:55.000 Then get the fuck out of there.
02:27:56.000 I'm going to put this on YouTube, but we can watch it.
02:27:59.000 What is it?
02:28:00.000 Oh, this is the guy?
02:28:01.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:28:02.000 Oh, dude, that's a wrap.
02:28:04.000 Yeah.
02:28:05.000 Yeah, he's crazy.
02:28:06.000 That guy's crazy.
02:28:08.000 Look at that thing fucking in the breeze.
02:28:10.000 He should have got out of there, man.
02:28:13.000 Oh, he just sandwiched.
02:28:15.000 Yeah, he got crushed.
02:28:16.000 He didn't handle it well.
02:28:17.000 You can't get out from under that.
02:28:19.000 That's too much weight.
02:28:20.000 You're dead.
02:28:20.000 Wow.
02:28:21.000 Fuck!
02:28:24.000 It's those fast ones that get me.
02:28:26.000 Like, that guy probably just was like, oh, my truck's about to...
02:28:29.000 Boom, you're dead.
02:28:30.000 Well, the thing about these kind of hurricanes are, how many of them can you get in a row?
02:28:36.000 Because if they're saying there's two more in a row behind Irma, In 2005, I think it was.
02:28:45.000 Florida got hit like four times in a row in like two weeks, three weeks, four weeks.
02:28:49.000 Yeah, but these are like fives.
02:28:49.000 Those were like twos and threes.
02:28:51.000 These are fives.
02:28:52.000 And you know Jose is going right for Washington, D.C. Hurricane Jose.
02:28:59.000 Jose is going to be the big one.
02:29:00.000 Do you think so?
02:29:01.000 I don't know.
02:29:02.000 Probably wouldn't even hit the United States.
02:29:04.000 I'm worried about them all, man.
02:29:06.000 I'm worried about earthquakes.
02:29:07.000 I'm worried about asteroids.
02:29:08.000 I'm worried about super volcanoes.
02:29:11.000 We're dealing with just a small amount of history.
02:29:14.000 That's what's going on.
02:29:15.000 I mean, especially when it comes to weather.
02:29:16.000 Our history of the weather is like, what, a couple hundred years old?
02:29:19.000 Like, what's our recorded history of the weather?
02:29:24.000 If you had a guess.
02:29:26.000 What's our recorded history of the weather?
02:29:29.000 1878. That sounds good.
02:29:31.000 I'm saying something like that.
02:29:32.000 I'm saying somewhere around like 200 years they started figuring it out.
02:29:35.000 Does that make sense?
02:29:36.000 Yeah.
02:29:37.000 1816?
02:29:38.000 We were writing stuff down around Columbus times.
02:29:40.000 Were they?
02:29:41.000 I said 300 years.
02:29:43.000 1816. I wonder when they can measure, though.
02:29:46.000 Like, when they knew- they knew when they were cold.
02:29:47.000 Like, fuck, it's cold out.
02:29:49.000 I wonder when they knew what that meant, though.
02:29:51.000 Like, if there was a number.
02:29:52.000 I guess we needed tools also to track.
02:29:54.000 After I'm now seeing the year, it makes way more sense what I just found.
02:29:59.000 The invention of the thermometer.
02:30:00.000 When was that?
02:30:01.000 Right.
02:30:03.000 Well, I'll look that up too.
02:30:05.000 I'm going to guess.
02:30:07.000 1755. That's a good one.
02:30:09.000 I would say 1812. 1812. You're probably right.
02:30:14.000 It's probably more recent than we think.
02:30:17.000 Application of Mercury on the Fahrenheit scale, 1724. But the first recorded temperature, it says here, was 1880. Oh, 1878. 1878, it was two years off.
02:30:29.000 That's amazing.
02:30:31.000 You probably had to have something touch it back then, touch the mercury.
02:30:34.000 Yeah, and how they figured out what, I mean look, we can't even agree on the metric system versus inches.
02:30:40.000 What's interesting there then, if that was the first time they could ever actually like calculate the degrees, did they have measurement for degrees before that?
02:30:48.000 Did they have like temperature measurements before that?
02:30:52.000 Like what did they use?
02:30:53.000 Like when they were talking about like how hot is a fire?
02:30:55.000 Like what did they use?
02:30:57.000 They have no idea?
02:31:01.000 They touched it.
02:31:02.000 No, that's super hot.
02:31:03.000 Oh, that ice is cold.
02:31:05.000 Like, did they have any idea?
02:31:06.000 Like, did they even describe it in measurement?
02:31:08.000 The clinical thermometer wasn't invented until 18...
02:31:13.000 1866. It was probably some dude with a regular thermometer just stuck it up his ass.
02:31:18.000 Somebody caught him, and he was like, oh, bro, I'm just making sure that this thing works on people.
02:31:22.000 It took five minutes instead of 20. Because it was up his ass.
02:31:26.000 Heated it up.
02:31:29.000 That's...
02:31:29.000 In 1999 is when the forehead thermometer came out, and that takes two seconds.
02:31:35.000 1999?
02:31:36.000 Yeah.
02:31:36.000 Jesus Christ.
02:31:37.000 I like the...
02:31:38.000 The first temporal artery thermometer.
02:31:40.000 1999. That's the one you put on your forehead, right?
02:31:43.000 That's nuts.
02:31:44.000 That just happened.
02:31:46.000 The crazy thing is the idea that before the thermometer, they didn't really have a number when they were talking about things being cold or hot.
02:31:55.000 Like, did they?
02:31:56.000 When did they invent units of measurement for temperature?
02:32:01.000 When was that invented?
02:32:03.000 Because obviously there's more than one, right?
02:32:05.000 There's Celsius and there's Fahrenheit.
02:32:08.000 Celsius is the one that's based on the metric system that's used by almost everybody except for us.
02:32:13.000 We're fucking assholes.
02:32:16.000 You know, they'll say something like, oh, it's 35 degrees out.
02:32:19.000 And you're like, what are you talking about?
02:32:20.000 That's not hot.
02:32:21.000 And then you're like, oh, your Celsius is.
02:32:23.000 What is that, like 80?
02:32:25.000 35 degrees is hot as fuck, right?
02:32:27.000 That'd be cool if we all had the same currency also.
02:32:31.000 But it just costs more in different places.
02:32:32.000 Why don't we just make everything easier on everything?
02:32:35.000 Because everybody's corrupt and if we were all together someone would fuck us up And we would lose all the money.
02:32:43.000 Someone would siphon all the money up.
02:32:45.000 They would weasel their way through the whole batch of it.
02:32:48.000 If we have a bunch of different factions and a bunch of different languages, everybody sort of keeps peace.
02:32:53.000 And no, like, super wizard, you know...
02:32:59.000 Despicable Me character comes along and hijacks the entire system.
02:33:03.000 The earliest recorded system of weights and measurements, what does it say about temperature?
02:33:08.000 I don't know, but I mean temperature would take a while.
02:33:10.000 Yeah, but history of measurement is not what I'm asking because I know that they've had scales for a long time, but like what about when was a unit of measurement for temperature invented?
02:33:21.000 Length, typographical, mass, time.
02:33:24.000 Doesn't say temperature?
02:33:26.000 Well, somebody had to, like, not have it, and then they had it.
02:33:30.000 It must be a date, right?
02:33:32.000 And it probably would have started, like, this is the temperature of a dead raven or something like that, and this is a snake.
02:33:40.000 1659. Wow.
02:33:42.000 Wow.
02:33:44.000 So what did they use to measure it?
02:33:47.000 What the fuck did they use to measure it if they didn't have thermometers?
02:33:53.000 Right?
02:33:53.000 I mean, imagine not having a thermometer and trying to measure the heat.
02:33:57.000 This sounds like your inner dialogue of you at night at 3 in the morning.
02:34:01.000 It is.
02:34:02.000 It is, man.
02:34:03.000 I got fucking problems, dude.
02:34:05.000 Especially if I smoke a joint.
02:34:06.000 It's crazy how normal life can seem, and then you smoke a joint, and you're like, oh no, it's not normal at all!
02:34:12.000 It's so crazy!
02:34:13.000 100%.
02:34:14.000 Dude, life seems so normal.
02:34:17.000 And so, like, you know, hey, what's up, neighbor?
02:34:20.000 How's everybody doing?
02:34:21.000 And then you smoke a joint and just watch a little bit of news about Irma.
02:34:27.000 About any of these things.
02:34:28.000 Irma freaked me out the other night, man.
02:34:30.000 I made one of them 2 o'clock in the morning Instagram posts.
02:34:33.000 I was just going online and looking at storm footage.
02:34:36.000 I was like, what if these just keep hitting?
02:34:38.000 Yeah.
02:34:38.000 Over and over and over and over and over.
02:34:41.000 Yeah.
02:34:41.000 I watched a documentary about how our coral and our ocean is dying recently and it freaked me the fuck out.
02:34:46.000 It's like all based on like two degrees of temperature that it's doing.
02:34:50.000 Like the oceans are two degrees hotter.
02:34:52.000 And I was like, wait, there's like eight billion people.
02:34:55.000 Couldn't we just all throw ice into the ocean at the same time?
02:34:58.000 I think they thought that through.
02:35:00.000 I said that last night as a joke to somebody.
02:35:02.000 You know what we could do, though, for real, is apparently wearing sunscreen in the water is fucking terrible for coral.
02:35:11.000 And people don't give a shit.
02:35:13.000 Oh, it's like an oil.
02:35:14.000 Never thought about that, right?
02:35:15.000 It's chemical.
02:35:16.000 Yeah.
02:35:16.000 I mean, sunscreen, whatever that stuff is...
02:35:19.000 It's weird, man.
02:35:20.000 It's like the face beads scrubs that you can't destroy.
02:35:24.000 Right.
02:35:25.000 Yeah, those things that get stuck in your drain.
02:35:28.000 Yeah.
02:35:28.000 But that stuff that they use for sunscreen, how good is that for your skin to spray that chemical on there?
02:35:37.000 I never use sunscreen.
02:35:38.000 Oh.
02:35:39.000 I have to use it because of my vitiligo because of the different colors in my hand like if otherwise it's like it's like if you're a white guy vitiligo is not nearly as obvious as if you're a black guy right black people have it it's like it's crazy contrast and if I don't do it also like I wear this I don't have pigment in those areas so if I don't have pigment like where my fingers are like and that shit gets cancer or something like that like you don't have anything that's blocking skin cancer so wear like backwards dice gloves No!
02:36:08.000 How about two Michael Jackson gloves?
02:36:09.000 The conclusion from the media is sunscreen is killing the world's coral.
02:36:14.000 Wow.
02:36:14.000 And that's laughable.
02:36:15.000 What?
02:36:16.000 It says right here that 10% of the global reefs are at least only 10%, and many of them are remote and without tourists that even get near them.
02:36:25.000 And that study was done with artificial seawater.
02:36:28.000 So that study's bullshit?
02:36:30.000 Maybe.
02:36:30.000 And this was also unmatchable, so...
02:36:32.000 You know what, man?
02:36:33.000 I read stuff like that, and Eddie Bravo, Alice Jones comes out at me, and I'm like, who the fuck is paying for that article to get rid of?
02:36:39.000 Johnson, Johnson.
02:36:40.000 It's the goddamn fucking sunscreen industry, bro.
02:36:43.000 You know how much money's in sunscreen, bro?
02:36:45.000 Every fucking mom who loves their kids puts sunscreen on their baby, bro.
02:36:51.000 That's how people start thinking.
02:36:54.000 Maybe they're right.
02:36:55.000 It's hard to know who's fucking telling the truth.
02:36:58.000 There's too much fake news.
02:37:01.000 That's not fake.
02:37:03.000 That guy's crazy.
02:37:04.000 Parents don't know why Sun ran into his death in the Burning Man fire.
02:37:08.000 I'm going to guess drugs.
02:37:10.000 Definitely acid.
02:37:11.000 They had security around it, too, is what I was reading.
02:37:13.000 Who knows, man?
02:37:16.000 That's sad, though.
02:37:17.000 It's fucking sad.
02:37:17.000 It's a sad way to die.
02:37:19.000 And he tripped.
02:37:20.000 He did?
02:37:21.000 Yeah, like, he was so fucked up, maybe he didn't see, but he tripped him into the fire.
02:37:26.000 Oh, no.
02:37:27.000 Like, the next picture shows him, like, falling.
02:37:28.000 I don't want to see this.
02:37:30.000 Oh, wow.
02:37:31.000 Poor dude.
02:37:31.000 Poor dude.
02:37:33.000 Sad.
02:37:33.000 He looks like every dude at Burning Man.
02:37:36.000 He's got that, you know, like, new-age hippie look.
02:37:40.000 That's a sad way to die, man.
02:37:42.000 That's a sad fucking story.
02:37:43.000 And you would hope that he didn't have, like, a mental issue and then took a drug and then had that episode.
02:37:51.000 You know, people that are, like, where reality's already slippery for them, like, really strong psychedelics, not recommended.
02:37:59.000 Yeah, but he could have just been that fucked up, and you have a big burning man in front of you.
02:38:05.000 I've been that fucked where I could have thought that I was running into ice cream or something.
02:38:09.000 Yeah, for sure, right?
02:38:10.000 That's a problem with psychedelics.
02:38:12.000 And it's also the problem with, look, everybody's reactions to these things are gotta be at least slightly different, right?
02:38:21.000 Mm-hmm.
02:38:32.000 Who knows what happened, but that's fucked, man.
02:38:34.000 Imagine being there and watching that kid run into the fire and just be thinking, like, is this real?
02:38:39.000 Is he really running into the fire?
02:38:41.000 You're all fucked up anyway.
02:38:43.000 I mean, you're not sober.
02:38:45.000 Even if you were sober, you'd probably feel like you were on drugs.
02:38:48.000 You're around all these people that are tripping balls.
02:38:51.000 You're watching this thing burst into fire, and then you watch a guy run into the fire.
02:38:54.000 You're probably like, is this a movie?
02:38:57.000 Like, what the fuck is happening here?
02:39:00.000 Whenever there's an extraordinary event like that, you always feel like it's not real.
02:39:03.000 Like, what?
02:39:04.000 What?
02:39:05.000 What's happening?
02:39:06.000 You're like, I don't expect this guy to run into the fire.
02:39:08.000 You see someone run into the fire.
02:39:10.000 Did he run into the fire?
02:39:10.000 Like, your brain is scrambling so hard to process it.
02:39:14.000 That's why they say that people, when they see something fucked up happened, their eyewitness accounts are so bad.
02:39:22.000 Because so many people, they don't even remember what the hell happened.
02:39:24.000 They're just so shattered by it all.
02:39:26.000 Like, what?
02:39:27.000 Yeah.
02:39:28.000 Oh, there's a...
02:39:30.000 I saw a story about a kid, I think he's in the juvenile penal system in New York or something, but he's been used by the system to convict 35 people or something that didn't do anything wrong.
02:39:42.000 And the article was about the shit he's dealing with.
02:39:46.000 He's being used?
02:39:47.000 How?
02:39:48.000 I'll pull it up real quick, because he's done something, and probably they're using him to get his sentence reduced.
02:39:54.000 Oh, so he sets other people up?
02:39:56.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:39:58.000 That's the weird one, that they're allowed to have fake crime, and then arrest you for it?
02:40:02.000 Like, the FBI's done that with people?
02:40:04.000 Like, talk someone into making a bomb?
02:40:06.000 And then they give them the parts, and then they give them the bomb, and then they tell them to go somewhere and blow it up, and they do it, and then they arrest them.
02:40:13.000 You're not allowed to do that, right?
02:40:14.000 They are allowed to.
02:40:15.000 How are you allowed to fish people?
02:40:17.000 They are.
02:40:17.000 They're allowed to, man.
02:40:18.000 That's like the old hooker thing.
02:40:21.000 Yeah, it is.
02:40:22.000 They talk you into it.
02:40:25.000 But they're allowed to do that now.
02:40:28.000 It's not like it used to be.
02:40:29.000 What is that term that I'm looking for?
02:40:31.000 The old hooker thing.
02:40:33.000 Seduction.
02:40:34.000 Right?
02:40:34.000 No, that's not even it.
02:40:35.000 No.
02:40:35.000 No, entrapment.
02:40:36.000 Entrapment.
02:40:37.000 Entrapment.
02:40:37.000 Yeah.
02:40:38.000 Yeah.
02:40:38.000 But they're allowed to do that now.
02:40:41.000 I mean, the slippery slope is definitely going in the wrong direction.
02:40:47.000 Like, they're allowed to, like...
02:40:49.000 You could take a really impressionable guy.
02:40:50.000 There was this one guy they did it to in Texas that was supposed to be...
02:40:54.000 He was very mentally challenged.
02:40:57.000 He wasn't a very smart guy.
02:40:58.000 And this is the guy that they talked into trying to detonate this fake bomb that they'd given him.
02:41:04.000 And then they arrested him.
02:41:05.000 Wow.
02:41:06.000 That's really fucked up.
02:41:07.000 They found some dude who was, like, super troubled.
02:41:09.000 And they just...
02:41:11.000 They needed a reason.
02:41:12.000 Mind-fucked him.
02:41:12.000 Yeah.
02:41:13.000 You know, you can mindfuck someone in the name of religion.
02:41:16.000 You can mindfuck someone.
02:41:17.000 There's a lot of different ways.
02:41:20.000 Especially, you've got to think like the FBI. It's like a super powerful organization of people that have had decades of experience in the field, know how to handle people, know how to deal with weird shit.
02:41:34.000 That Manson chick's about to get released.
02:41:36.000 I wonder how she's going.
02:41:37.000 What is that about?
02:41:37.000 Keep her in there, please.
02:41:40.000 I know, and she's not going to know any of this technology.
02:41:42.000 Imagine getting thrown into it.
02:41:43.000 She's not going to know anything.
02:41:43.000 Yeah, she killed a pregnant lady, right?
02:41:45.000 Isn't she one of the ones that was the Tate-LaBianca killings?
02:41:48.000 Yeah, wasn't she?
02:41:50.000 She was the youngest.
02:41:51.000 She was the cheerleader.
02:41:52.000 How old was she?
02:41:53.000 I want to say she was 17. Jesus Christ.
02:41:56.000 But I don't remember if it was 15 or 17. She's in her late 60s now.
02:41:59.000 Imagine that life, going from being a young teenager to your entire life, you're in a cage, and then all of a sudden as you're an old lady, they go, go ahead, get out for a little bit.
02:42:09.000 You're like, what the fuck?
02:42:11.000 That's a crazy documentary waiting to happen.
02:42:13.000 I hope someone's studying her.
02:42:15.000 I hope there's a good documentary person that's on that.
02:42:18.000 Yeah.
02:42:18.000 That's a crazy documentary.
02:42:21.000 I mean, who does she live with?
02:42:22.000 That's a good question.
02:42:23.000 Maybe that filmmaker's like, hey, you can stay in my Van Nuys one bedroom apartment if I can record everything.
02:42:28.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:42:30.000 Have some sort of a pace height?
02:42:31.000 Right.
02:42:32.000 Like Manson House?
02:42:33.000 She turns into a cam whore?
02:42:34.000 Yeah, Manson House.
02:42:35.000 Do you think you're allowed to be a cam whore after you get out of jail for murder?
02:42:38.000 Of course.
02:42:39.000 And she's going to have the tightest pussy known to man.
02:42:41.000 I don't know about all that.
02:42:42.000 She's probably been sticking hammers in there for the last 20 years.
02:42:47.000 I mean, she's been locked up for a long time.
02:42:49.000 Yeah.
02:42:49.000 Who knows what's going on in there.
02:42:51.000 Fist.
02:42:51.000 Probably for sure.
02:42:53.000 Definitely a few.
02:42:54.000 A few different fists over the last 35 plus years.
02:42:57.000 Like, when were the...
02:42:58.000 The Manson killings was probably like 45, 50 years ago, right?
02:43:01.000 Wasn't it?
02:43:02.000 Was it the 60s?
02:43:04.000 70s?
02:43:05.000 Was it?
02:43:05.000 No, I don't think it was the 70s.
02:43:06.000 I want to say it was the...
02:43:07.000 Maybe.
02:43:09.000 Tate LaBianca murders Manson.
02:43:11.000 1969. 69. Wow.
02:43:12.000 69, a lot of shit, huh?
02:43:14.000 Woodstock...
02:43:16.000 Wasn't that when Hendrix died?
02:43:18.000 Did he die in 69?
02:43:20.000 That picture was in 69, or that thing says 69 on it.
02:43:23.000 May 3rd.
02:43:25.000 I want to say he died in 69 or 70, but I don't remember.
02:43:29.000 People really do remember, though, and they get super mad if you don't know.
02:43:32.000 Bro, July 27th, 1968. Don't ever fuck that up again.
02:43:37.000 It's Jimi Hendrix.
02:43:39.000 That's like John Goodman's character in The Big Lebowski.
02:43:45.000 You could just ask Siri about when he died.
02:43:48.000 Good, ask Siri.
02:43:50.000 When did Jimi Hendrix die?
02:43:53.000 Jimi Hendrix died September 18th, 1970. I found out recently there's a building that's still there on Franklin in Hollywood where Charles Manson used to live and run his whores out of, which I didn't know he was doing.
02:44:09.000 He was a pimp?
02:44:09.000 Yeah, pimpin' girls to people that were staying at the Roosevelt.
02:44:12.000 Now it's a Color Me Bad, right?
02:44:18.000 Color Me Mind is what you meant to say, but perfect.
02:44:22.000 Color Me Bad's a band.
02:44:23.000 I know.
02:44:25.000 Color Me Mind.
02:44:26.000 I love Color Me Mind.
02:44:27.000 Those are great.
02:44:27.000 They can make a nice mug.
02:44:29.000 Yep.
02:44:30.000 I painted a dolphin last time I was there.
02:44:32.000 Alright, we should wrap this up.
02:44:33.000 I gotta get the fuck out of here.
02:44:34.000 I got a bunch of shit to do.
02:44:36.000 Boys, it's been a lot of fun.
02:44:38.000 Brian, you got any shows coming up?
02:44:39.000 I know you do.
02:44:40.000 Yeah, November 8th, I'll be at Morty's in Indianapolis with Kate Quigley.
02:44:43.000 And then the following day, November 9th, I'll be at The Funny Bone in Columbus, Ohio.
02:44:48.000 And then maybe New York.
02:44:49.000 Dude, I like that you're going out on the road like just you and one other person.
02:44:52.000 Yeah, me and Kate.
02:44:53.000 That's a smart move, man.
02:44:55.000 It's a great way to build your act, too, right?
02:44:56.000 Yeah, it's fun.
02:44:57.000 Get nice.
02:44:58.000 And we're doing, like, I just got back from the Mall of America in Edmonton.
02:45:01.000 Did, like, seven shows in five days.
02:45:04.000 Oh, dude.
02:45:04.000 What a workout.
02:45:05.000 Isn't that the best?
02:45:06.000 Yeah.
02:45:06.000 You get tightened up, you know?
02:45:08.000 Brendan Schaub was saying that to me after he got back from Dublin.
02:45:10.000 He was like, dude, all those reps.
02:45:12.000 I'm like, that's what it's all about.
02:45:13.000 You get those four or five set a weekend, you know, weekends, and you're like, woo, tight.
02:45:18.000 So great.
02:45:19.000 Sometimes you have two shows a night and then you just, hey, I want to fix this in my act.
02:45:24.000 It's like instant gratification.
02:45:26.000 Yeah, no, it's the shit.
02:45:28.000 Alright, that's it.
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02:45:38.000 You still using them?
02:45:38.000 Oh, hell yeah.
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02:45:40.000 I'm wearing me undies right now.
02:45:42.000 Alright, folks.
02:45:43.000 We'll see you next week.
02:45:43.000 Bye.
02:45:47.000 I love it.
02:45:49.000 So soft.