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00:06:12.000Because I know I'm going to get so high that I'm going to be so paranoid and all these demons are going to come creeping up into my consciousness again.
00:06:51.000But when people don't get high, and they're like, oh, I'll smoke a little weed with you, but they haven't smoked pot maybe like six months or something like that.
00:07:50.000And then I'm standing outside of the Improv in San Francisco, and I'm with, I won't mention the manager's name, but a manager who smokes a lot of pot that we all know and love.
00:07:59.000And the entire cast of the Marijuana Logs is Doug Benson, Tony Kameen, and Brian Posehn.
00:08:10.000It's just like a weird thing where, you know, I don't know if you've ever done New Year's Eve in San Francisco, but there's like three different venues that all do comedy.
00:08:17.000You know, there's Cobbs, there's the Punchline, and then there's a big theater, the Palais, the Palace of Fine Arts, or whatever.
00:08:23.000And then there's an after party at the Punchline.
00:08:49.000And then the weirdest fucking thing happened is I went down to help Molly.
00:08:54.000You know, she had a van coming from the palace and she had a box of booze that had been the backstage bar.
00:09:02.000And she's carrying a bottle of vodka and she's walking towards the steps and this group, we were talking about San Francisco homeless people before, group of like, you know, they're like 21 and they're like street urchins.
00:09:16.000They're like, you know, it's almost like, yeah, the warriors come out.
00:12:43.000Really hurt him, like put a big cut in his nose and I take him to the vet.
00:12:47.000So two of the dogs sleep in this one little contained area, but they opened up the door and wandered around the house and just took a shit in the middle of the living room, pissed on the wall.
00:13:00.000And they did all this because the other dog is in the house.
00:13:03.000The other dog is in there like, well, if he's in here, we're just going to shit all over the place and mark this place up.
00:16:03.000And the English version of them is like, what that dog is, is like, I might be fucking this up, but I think they took that dog and somehow or another bred it down to this really gross, cute, fat, flat-nosed, shitty,
00:17:37.000And so the ones that were friendlier and nicer kept and they killed the other ones.
00:17:41.000I put up a picture on Instagram yesterday.
00:17:44.000I reposted something somebody sent me where this fucking lady found a young coyote and she thought it was a dog and she washed it and they put it up on Facebook.
00:17:54.000And she's like, it's kind of aggressive, but now it's sleeping, and it's like a little coyote, and this lady's washing a fucking coyote in the tub.
00:19:01.000And so they found these coyote puppies in the den, and he felt bad that these little coyote puppies, like, I don't know what happened to the mother.
00:20:16.000If you got some food on the counter and it's four feet off the ground, that fucking thing, you leave the room for one second, that food is gone.
00:21:40.000It's a weird relationship that humans have with dogs.
00:21:43.000Because you know, a lot of people have dogs that sleep in their beds, they come with you places, they hop in the car, and then there's the assholes that have those emotional support dogs.
00:22:22.000But anyway, she brings in this fucking dog, and people are looking at her like, what?
00:22:28.000It's a dog, like a golden lab, like a big dog.
00:22:31.000And she brings this dog in, and she's sitting there eating, and this dog's on the floor, where you might drop a fry, or your fork, and pick it up and wipe it off, and this dog's assholes just rubbing on the ground right there.
00:22:58.000And it's somehow or another, they can get a note from their doctor that says they're too fucking weak to exist without this dog with them 24 hours a day.
00:25:50.000That is the whole idea of having a civilization.
00:25:53.000You get to share each other's food, share each other's recipes, listen to each other's music, listen to each other's jokes and stories, buy each other's clothes.
00:26:07.000Journalists that went to Japan and they were talking about cultural appropriation, whether or not they thought that white girls like Katy Perry wearing the geisha outfit was cultural appropriation.
00:26:17.000And they were universally saying, no, we're happy that people love Japanese culture and that they do that.
00:26:42.000Yeah, so he came out with a in the preseason I think he had dreadlocks in his hair and a former NBA player called him out on it Kenyon Martin But Jeremy Lin's response to it was actually really good if you want to check that out.
00:28:01.000Because some black people wear them does not mean it's...
00:28:04.000I mean, the idea that this is a real thing, this cultural appropriation, that people go around pointing at people, saying, you can't wear your hair a certain way.
00:33:30.000No, that's not, you know, those people that live in these, like, safe suburban neighborhoods, the one thing that the troubled kids coming up want to be, they want to be associated in some way with something tougher, something harder, something where,
00:33:47.000you know, people have had to earn their stripes.
00:36:07.000Chet Hayes, took to Twitter to threaten radio shock jock Howard Stern this week after Stern questioned Hayes' gangsta credentials as the son of a famous Hollywood celebrity.
00:36:21.000Oh my god, he joked that Tom Hanks must be annoyed that his son pretends to be a hardened rapper while he grew up in a Tony, California summer.
00:40:11.000It's like you're being handed, literally, if you're Tom Hanks, you're the first guy that gets offered every script that's in your age range that comes along.
00:40:19.000What are you going to fucking produce also?
00:40:21.000What are you going to take on the headache of producing movies?
00:44:33.000Like, medical technology gets to some point where they can reverse aging.
00:44:38.000Which is, apparently, when you talk to people who are, like, legitimate scientists about this, they're like, this is not outside the realm of possibility.
00:45:14.000Cryotherapy, I would think, would add some time.
00:45:17.000Well, there's a company in Northern California that takes the blood of young people and injects it into the bodies of old people.
00:45:24.000And there's anecdotal research and research with mice that points to the fact that it's supposed to radically improve behavior and energy in mice.
00:45:35.000And conversely, when they take the older mice's blood and they put it in a younger mouse, the younger mouse is like, what the fuck?
00:45:43.000The younger mouse starts acting like an old mouse.
00:46:15.000Yeah, apparently he's offering the women who've accused Harvey Weinstein of sexual assault, he's offering each one of them $100,000 to go after him.
00:47:12.000Especially because I have a bit about inventors.
00:47:15.000Yeah, I mean, a guy, like, I, as a comedian, and I hope this doesn't come out the wrong way, in order for me to be able to get on stage in front of hundreds of people and take the reins and go, all right, you hundreds of people are going to all shut the fuck up.
00:47:53.000And then it's so hard when you get up.
00:47:55.000And I remember I did a gig at this very hipster place in New York and Johnny Depp was in the audience and he was with some fucking model who looked like she was literally starving to death.
00:48:08.000And everybody in the crowd was just in black and they were all hip.
00:48:11.000And I really felt like, and I said it on stage, I go, usually I just tell myself I'm better looking and I'm richer than everybody in the audience.
00:48:19.000And tonight I realize I'm the poorest, ugliest person here.
00:48:26.000What a stupid thing to try to convince yourself.
00:48:51.000Not anymore, but when I was starting out, I used to all the time.
00:48:54.000Well, when I come back and I look at starting out, when you and I both started out, we were both like 21. What the fuck does a 21-year-old have to say about anything?
00:49:07.000Like, I imagine myself today going on stage at 21, like being in the room, watching myself go on stage at 21, and just thinking, what a fucking idiot.
00:50:33.000I mean, we had momentum because we had been in entertainment, but I feel like it was the healthiest thing in the world, the podcast, for me, because, you know, all these years you were doing stand-up, and you get to a certain point where...
00:50:47.000I always think of it as like your bottom and your top rise over the years.
00:50:53.000Like the worst bomb you're going to have now is so much higher than the worst bomb you would have had five years ago, ten years ago, twenty years ago.
00:53:31.000He goes, well, it just seems like people, they're always on their phones while they're on TV, or they're watching a movie, they're talking on their phone, or they're looking through their phone, or they're listening to things while they're doing other things.
00:55:14.000Because he's so passionate about his friendship with people that when someone turns on him, he's as loving and as friendly and as warm as he is.
00:57:13.000There's a thing now, because of Harvey Weinstein, there's a hashtag that women that have been sexually harassed pound sign MeToo on their social media.
00:57:25.000Well, sexually harassed, I would say it's probably 100%.
00:57:30.000Yeah, because it's a murky definition, you know?
00:57:33.000I mean, some of the stories that you hear, and look, this Harvey Weinstein thing is atrocious, and guys that are like that are the reason why guys like us have to watch what we say.
00:57:45.000All the sensitivity that we've been talking about is because of a few, not a few assholes, there's a lot of assholes.
00:57:53.000And it's not just, I mean, we're not talking about a person trying to get laid.
00:57:56.000We're talking about a person who is holding employment over people.
00:58:02.000Where TMZ... They were describing the nature of his contract, that he had sexual assault and sexual harassment, lawsuits written into the contract,
00:59:36.000Lance Maroff, a board member who negotiated the Weinstein 2015 contract said in an interview, and we've confirmed, the board knew Weinstein had settled prior lawsuits brought by various women, but they assumed it was to cover up consensual affairs.
01:00:01.000More surprisingly is how TWC fired Weinstein supposedly without giving a specific reason which could potentially violate the terms of the contract.
01:00:18.000Even if Weinstein had committed fraud by not fully informing the board of directors, the contract says before he can be fired, he has the right to mediation.
01:00:26.000If that doesn't work, he's entitled to arbitration.
01:02:57.000Well, that was what Whitney was talking about the other day.
01:03:00.000Whitney Cummings was telling me, her and one of her friends, who's an actress, I did their show at the Largo the other night, and they were in the green room and they were talking about how many women literally wrote into their contract, like, not wrote into it, but there was an agreement that they would fuck him to get,
01:03:16.000like, editors cut, they would fuck him to get more lines.
01:03:41.000It was part of how he got this whole thing to work.
01:03:45.000Which means every director and editor that kept those lines in knew, because editors all the time, you chop out whole scenes because they don't work.
01:06:04.000But Kiss had such a loyal following, and they put together such an amazing show, a live show, that they were selling millions of albums and got almost no radio time.
01:06:33.000Depends on if you like that kind of music.
01:06:35.000Look, I mean, if I compare it to Led Zeppelin, in terms of the style of music, the depth of the composition of the music and the lyrics, they don't have anything that's like a whole lot of love or anything like that.
01:07:14.000You know, for like what you would think of when you think about KISS. Yeah.
01:07:17.000But, you know, they had like this style of music.
01:07:20.000It was like a fun party rock and roll.
01:07:23.000I want to rock and roll all night and party every day.
01:07:29.000Right, I think that the couple songs I know of theirs I like, but when you think about the phenomenon that is KISS, they really don't have the songs to support it.
01:07:39.000Like, I feel like the same way, I'm gonna get shit about saying this, Aerosmith.
01:14:11.000Some people, I don't know, maybe Kathleen Turner, maybe she made so much money and her natural body is big and she just went, fuck it, I'm going to enjoy my life and not suffer like Kathleen, like Christy Brinkley.
01:14:24.000That sounds like something a woman who got really big would say.
01:14:31.000If you're doing that, it's because you're eating the wrong food, you're not exercising, you're definitely overeating, and you're most likely drinking.
01:16:27.000Look at Harrison Ford, handsome bastard.
01:16:29.000It's weird that we're watching these people age to the point of decay right in front of us, because that really wasn't a thing until about 50 years ago.
01:16:41.000Like, if you really stop, you never got to see that.
01:16:44.000You never got to see someone age in front of you like that.
01:20:32.000They just know how to fight, and it's also they know how to endure.
01:20:36.000Sometimes guys, when they don't look physically impressive, have had to deal with so many people fucking with them their whole life that they develop this sort of, like...
01:20:46.000Werewolf personality, like where they can just go, oh, yeah, motherfucker, and then they just keep coming.
01:20:52.000They keep coming at you, and they just never get discouraged.
01:20:56.000And those guys, like, a lot of times guys are not physically gifted.
01:21:01.000They have incredible work ethic, because they have to, because that's the only way they can compete.
01:21:06.000And so they, like, they'll slowly break guys down just with toughness.
01:22:54.000Dude, that came out, that was another thing.
01:22:57.000I knew, I had heard rumors, and again, am I in the fucking music industry?
01:23:02.000I had heard rumors that Chuck Berry had hours and hours of footage of women pissing and shitting, and that he had cameras hidden in the toilet seats of his restaurant in Illinois.
01:23:16.000I knew this shit for years, and then all of a sudden it came out in the news, And there was a class action lawsuit that I believe he lost.
01:23:24.000I should say all of this with supposedly.
01:23:40.000I knew it because when I was on the set of news radio, people knew him from whatever thing, and that was always the thing, that Bill Cosby drugs women.
01:29:47.000Like, who's clamoring for that to be reduced?
01:29:51.000Well, think about how many guys are, what do they call it, on the down low, where they go out and they have sex with men, get sick, and then have sex with their wives.
01:30:00.000A lot of wives get AIDS. Or HIV, right?
01:30:42.000Number of deaths due to HIV-AIDS estimates by country.
01:30:45.000There was a million last year, but it has no data for the United States, the United Kingdom, or the UAE. And this is how it's been explained to me, so I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong.
01:30:56.000The problem with this distinction, and this is one of the real problems with the way they used it to describe Africa.
01:31:04.000They were saying all these people in Africa get AIDS and die.
01:31:08.000Well, this doctor was telling me, and he's completely off the record when he was telling me this because he's a progressive, very smart, liberal guy.
01:32:16.000But unacceptable that we're trending to 50% of African American gay bi men having HIV. Meanwhile, he says, must end this health disparity, and the best way to end it is to reduce the penalty from knowingly giving it to people.
01:32:40.000Owen Benjamin had a great tweet about it.
01:32:43.000Yeah, something about allowing Charlie Sheen to...
01:32:47.000California is allowing Charlie Sheen to have less of a penalty for having unprotected sex with unsuspecting young women, you fucking psychos, or something like that.
01:33:34.000Remember when that woman came back from Africa and they suspected that she had been exposed to Ebola and people were freaking the fuck out because she was wandering around?
01:33:42.000She's like, I'm not going to be quarantined.
01:33:45.000And they're like, this bitch is a monster, right?
01:33:48.000That's much more communicable than HIV is, I guess, but not much difference in terms of what it can do.
01:33:57.000I mean, you're talking about something that kills people, right?
01:34:00.000It's kind of the same thing in a lot of ways, but we tend to look past things that are sexually transmitted, because like, well, don't get fucked, you don't have any problems, you know?
01:34:10.000Don't do anything that Jesus wouldn't want you to do, and you don't have any issues.
01:34:13.000What are you, take it in the ass, you fucking piece of shit?
01:35:08.000If you have to pay for that, maybe you have to pay for something that comes along similar for men or some other issue that women might have that has to be covered.
01:35:40.000You're supposed to provide them with insurance.
01:35:43.000You're supposed to provide them with benefits.
01:35:45.000You're supposed to allow them to take time off.
01:35:50.000It's a weird thing because we've settled into the idea that this person is completely dependent upon their employer.
01:35:59.000I think this idea that if a woman has a child...
01:36:05.000That you have to give her maternity leave, or you have to pay her while she has the baby, and that you have to maybe pay child support or some sort of childcare while she has the baby.
01:36:19.000Because people, the way people live, in this country in particular, and we just assume that you have to live this way, Because we compare ourselves to people that live in like indigenous tribes or in third-world countries where they don't have Constant employment and they don't have high overhead right rent bills all the different things that we have But we have like this system set up where once you're in the system Once you start making that money you need that money and when your kid comes you can't just quit work No
01:36:51.000We don't think anyone should do that anymore.
01:36:53.000We assume that woman is eventually going to go back to work.
01:36:55.000So she's going to get a maternity leave because the company values her as an employee.
01:37:00.000And then once she's done with her maternity leave, maybe there'll be some other sort of compensation or some sort of...
01:37:07.000And she definitely won't be working any long hours or overtime anymore.
01:37:10.000Now she's got to get home and take care of her kid.
01:37:12.000That's the hidden thing in the whole argument against...
01:37:18.000The financial, the difference in the amount of money, like income disparity between men and women, the big one, one of the big ones, is the number of hours that women are willing to work.
01:37:29.000There's the jobs they gravitate towards, there's the number of hours that they're willing to work, There's taking time off when they have children.
01:37:38.000And another one of the big ones is this is one that works sort of against them that doesn't get discussed when men are trying to say that the income inequality thing is all bullshit.
01:37:49.000Women are not as good at negotiating for a better salary.
01:37:53.000They're not as aggressive in negotiating for a better salary.
01:37:56.000And even if they do just as good a job as the man.
01:38:00.000That's the one area where they sort of seem to fall behind, where it's like a rational distinction that a woman is doing the same job as a man and not getting paid as well.
01:38:10.000Because when you look at the income inequality between men and women, you know, it's like 77 cents on the dollar.
01:38:16.000It's not like they're working the same job next to each other.
01:38:19.000You were telling me it's because men will work more dangerous jobs and tend to pay more.
01:38:23.000Yeah, more dangerous jobs tend to pay more.
01:38:25.000Men are much more likely to die on the job.
01:38:27.000It's much more likely to get injured on the job.
01:38:29.000There's a bunch of fields that men gravitate towards that are particularly just interesting and attractive to men that women don't gravitate towards.
01:38:42.000And if they do, it's in lower numbers.
01:38:43.000And obviously, these are gross generalizations because there's women who are MMA fighters, right?
01:39:08.000And to deny those trends seems to be the state of discourse today.
01:39:13.000People like to deny those trends, and any accepting of those trends is some sort of accepting of this Systematic oppression of women or systematic oppression of gay people.
01:39:55.000And when you have absolute power, like that guy had, and you're also a fat, ugly fuck, and you realize this is a way to get Gwyneth Paltrow to suck my dick.
01:40:09.000But I think the dynamic of it is that since men do obviously quantifiably have more power positions on the boards of companies and management and partners, that women are intimidated by that.
01:40:23.000They're intimidated to go up against it.
01:40:25.000I think there's also a thing where women don't want to be a bitch, right?
01:40:32.000Like men don't view a woman who's aggressive the same way they view a man as aggressive.
01:40:37.000Like if you and I work in an office and you're like always hustling and getting ahead and always like fighting for what's yours, like Greg's an aggressive motherfucker.
01:40:58.000Do you remember, who was the comic up in Boston who had that...
01:41:01.000Every comic had one great joke, and this guy's joke was, behind every successful man there's a woman, and behind every successful woman are two guys calling her a lesbian.
01:41:46.000Maybe if you're single, maybe you meet a woman.
01:41:49.000I mean, what better way to meet women than getting on stage for, you know, if these guys are doing 20 minutes or a half hour and they get off stage and mingle?
01:43:22.000And you've got to think, like, when you're the sculptor and you're putting that much effort where the dick has, like, a slightly bent shaft and you can see the crown and there's almost like a slit at the tip of the...
01:43:33.000It's like, after a couple days, you've got to look at the sculptor like, okay, we think he got it.
01:43:39.000Yeah, there's a puddle of drool under him while he's carving out this cock.
01:43:43.000He's got his hand on the balls while he's working on the shaft.
01:45:50.000When you think about how close these people were to cave people, right?
01:45:56.000Like you're thinking about a thousand, two thousand years ago, right?
01:46:00.000Go back two thousand years before that and what the fuck do you have?
01:46:05.000You know, I mean you have ancient Egypt and a few, but you have essentially like small villages, 2,000 years before that, you don't have the wheel, okay?
01:46:14.000So you're talking about the wheel, I believe, goes back somewhere around 5,500 years ago.
01:46:25.000So these people were essentially realizing that there's a better way.
01:46:29.000Like now we have Rome, we have sophistication, we have art, we have culture, we have music and wine, and we're not going to go back to those big dick ways, right?
01:46:38.000Smashing heads and just fucking wild animals.
01:46:42.000And I think when they thought of the barbarian hordes that would come and just fucking rape and pillage, they probably thought those big, fat, juicy dicks were one of the reasons why they were so horrible and so base and vile and primitive.
01:46:59.000They had these big hogs and smashing skulls and raping and killing.
01:49:00.000He's expressed some interest about it, but a little trepidation.
01:49:02.000He's a little worried about how to—because they're trying to censor people, but the people they're trying to censor are the people that are actively harassing people, the people that are using unwanted sexual advances and sending unwanted naked photos and things along those lines to people,
01:49:24.000Here's something I thought was fascinating.
01:49:25.000I retweeted it and accidentally un-retweeted it and then I couldn't find it.
01:49:33.000I should never do things on my computer when it's like late at night and I'm barely paying attention, but someone posted something that this person that was claiming they were from Rhode Island They posted the tweeting about Hillary Clinton.
01:49:48.000It was like in response to something that Donald Trump had done recently that was fucked up.
01:49:52.000And about Hillary and our deleted emails.
01:50:23.000This isn't just some weird talking point the Democrats keep using.
01:50:30.000There are thousands and thousands of fake internet accounts that are designed to attack people that are supporting someone who's in opposition of their interests and to support someone who is on their side.
01:50:48.000And these people, these online, whether they're real people or whether they're bots, They're all pro-Trump, all of them.
01:50:56.000They're all pro-Trump and a lot of them are like stoking the racial tension because that helped Trump get elected.
01:51:05.000And it's just fascinating that people are denying this, that a lot of people on the right are denying this and saying, oh, the Democrats are just whining and you lost, get over it.
01:51:15.000I've seen a lot of that, you lost, get over it.
01:51:18.000You've got to understand what's happening here.
01:51:20.000You're not necessarily dealing with real discourse.
01:51:24.000It's not really the right and the left communicating, stating each other's points, debating.
01:52:05.000I mean, Facebook has already gotten rid of thousands of accounts because they found that they were Russian accounts.
01:52:11.000And the ads that were being taken out on Facebook, they tracked the money.
01:52:16.000They were ads that were bought by Russian, I don't know if it was the government or just the oligarchs, but they were purchasing ads on Facebook.
01:52:33.000It's designed to run thousands of Twitter accounts at the same time, 24-7, to auto-follow, unfollow, follow back, tweet, retweet, reply, favorite, delete, tweet, un-retweet, unfavorite, so they just do everything.
01:52:47.000Every account can have its own setting, thus preventing Twitter from becoming suspicious about the account, plus the software can simulate human operation perfectly.
01:54:47.000I wonder if he hired or if they just follow him because he's the president and it's a good thing to have like a fake account following the president, especially these Russian troll accounts.
01:54:57.000I think this came up, I feel like, the first time when John Kerry was running against Obama and they found out, they did like a Twitter audit on his account and found out he had a recent influx of like a million followers on his account.
01:55:08.000And it seemed like, well, did he do it or did someone just do it to him?
01:55:12.000Well, I think people, if I was running a campaign and I was already a sleazy piece of shit running a presidential campaign or some sort of political campaign, you got to think they're going to use every tool at their disposal, right?
01:55:33.000Look, I think it's a good thing that we found out that Donald Trump is the kind of guy that wants to talk about, hey, just grab him by the pussy.
01:55:39.000It's good that we know, oh, this is how he really talks and behaves.
01:55:44.000But make no mistake about it, that came about through Dirty Pool.
01:55:48.000They went and searched and did their best and know people that work at Access Hollywood or wherever, and they tried to find out, you know, what do we got?
01:57:48.000The girl who did it on Instagram, the way they found out, it was not in our business, it's in another business, but the way they found out that she was doing it was because the amount of likes that she got was the same.
01:57:58.000The amount of likes her images got, the amount of comments, it remained the same.
01:58:04.000Oh, it didn't go up as the numbers went up.
01:58:07.000Like, if you see a, like a, if you put something up on, like, okay, let's, for instance, that picture that we put of you when we first started this podcast, all right?
02:01:41.000Apparently, when you eat a ketogenic diet, which I'm on, it's like a low-carb, high-fat diet, it makes your breath smell like fucking shit.
02:04:09.000You got cable TV and you're gluing in that.
02:04:13.000If you even had cable, if you're on the road, a lot of times you're staying in, like back then, you're staying in these terrible hotels, right?
02:05:13.000But when you're a guy and you meet a girl who's got a little waist and big tits and a big ass, you're willing to put up with a lot of nonsense.
02:12:10.000She's got on a hot little dress and I'm like, sweetie, we're going to a fucking roadhouse in Narragansett, Rhode Island.
02:12:17.000And I get in her car and we drive down and we get to the club early and we start fooling around.
02:12:24.000And she sucks my dick before the show.
02:12:28.000This is like, we haven't even had dinner yet.
02:12:31.000Sucks my dick, takes her finger and Sticks it up my ass during the blowjob, but the fingernail is like a claw, and it scraped the inside of my ass, and I had blood on the toilet paper when I went to the bathroom later that night.
02:14:33.000And at that time, I was a banquet waiter in the morning.
02:14:37.000So I used to have to wake up at like 4.30 in the morning and go down to the Marriott and Copley Place and set up coffee stations for these fucking conventions.
02:16:35.000And the only reason, and honestly, we went with purple is because the guy who was doing it said, I couldn't find red the first time, so I'm going to look at this new place.
02:18:37.000I was a fan of Prince from his first cassette when it was just him with no shirt on on the cover looking very androgynous, like there was no one like him before.
02:18:48.000I remember seeing that cover somewhere I'm going, what the fuck is this?
02:21:01.000The amazing thing is he would get up out of that, and they said he was the first guy on the set, choreographing his own shit, rehearsing harder than anybody.
02:21:10.000Well, I wonder when he started doing that.
02:21:31.000One of the biggest things that's been happening to me since not smoking pot for all these days all these many many moons 16 days that we said 17 days The dreams are way different like way different like intense dreams like I have weird dreams man like they're very vivid and And I never thought about that before.
02:21:56.000Are they the same dreams over and over again?
02:22:26.000Because your body is not at rest, or your brain isn't at rest while it's doing the alpha.
02:22:29.000You need beta waves, I think, for rest.
02:22:31.000I don't know what it is, but whatever the fuck it is, when you don't smoke pot, when you smoke pot all the time for years, and then you don't smoke pot, you have some fucking dreams, baby.
02:22:50.000Like being in a plane where it comes really close to hitting a mountain and the next thing you know, you're hanging on the ledge of a building and the next thing you know, you're running through the woods and next thing you know, it's fucking freezing cold and you're trying to stay warm and you've got a fire going.
02:23:05.000What kind of fucking wacky primal dreams am I going through here?
02:24:44.000Is there a point of diminishing returns?
02:24:47.000Because there's a lot of benefits for cannabis, right?
02:24:49.000There's a lot of benefits in terms of the anti-inflammatory effects.
02:24:52.000There's neuroprotective effects of cannabis that they found that regular users, they think it might actually hold off Alzheimer's in some people.
02:25:46.000Furthermore, it can increase slow-wave NREM deep sleep, which is good because that's where experts believe most of your actual recuperation takes place.
02:25:55.000However, as you continue to consume, your slow-wave sleep will get severely reduced.
02:26:02.000Reducing the restfulness of your sleep is supposed to provide.
02:26:05.000Reducing, rather, the restfulness your sleep is supposed to provide.
02:28:18.000Because it doesn't make people test positive for THC. So if you had a company and you were working for them, I don't want to get anybody fired, but I'm pretty sure they've tested this stuff.
02:28:29.000And if you had a company and you're working for them and they piss test you, and if you're taking Charlotte's Web Oil, I don't think it does anything to you.
02:35:15.000I was just trying to tell people that I found a good show, and then I fucked up, because again, late at night, barely paid attention, read some of the comments, I'm like, God damn it.
02:35:58.000It's about this couple that comes from Russia, and they've been taught to be Americans from the time they were like, you know, 12 years old.
02:36:06.000You know that's based on a true story.