The Joe Rogan Experience - October 23, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #1026 - Brian Redban


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 44 minutes

Words per Minute

191.376

Word Count

19,935

Sentence Count

2,105

Misogynist Sentences

76

Hate Speech Sentences

38


Summary

I apologize for a stupid comment I made about Corey Feldman. I was trying to be funny but it was taken out of context and I felt terrible about it. Also, we talk about the Harvey Weinstein scandal and how Hollywood has a problem with child molestation in Hollywood and why it needs to stop. I also talk about why I think Corey Haim got molested when he was a kid and why I don t think he actually did it. And I talk about how I felt about it and how disappointed I was in myself for not being able to sleep the night before. It was a tough weekend and I needed a good night's rest to recover from it. I hope you enjoy this episode and it doesn't make you feel as bad about it as I did about it, but it's not your fault it happened and I'm sorry about it anyway. We'll get back to it next week. -Brian and Matt Thanks for listening and supporting this podcast. We really appreciate it. -Your support is so appreciated and we'll see you next week with a new episode of the podcast! -Bryan and Matt - Thank you so much for supporting the podcast and we're working hard to make this podcast a reality. We're making it happen! Thank you, Brian and Matt. XOXO - The RedBud & The Redbud Crew Brian and The Redbird Crew - Matt and the crew at the Redbird Project Love ya, Matt and The Crew Love, Brian & The Crew, Cheers, Kristy and the Crew, and the team at the Crew at Underwood Farms - Thank You, Cheers! - Cheers - - Brian and the Redbruh - Kristy & the crew - The Crew at The Red Bird Club - Matt & the Crew @ The RedBird Project - Mike & the Red Bird Crew at St. Paul, AKA The Redwood Farm - and the rest of the Crew in LA - And we're Working on it's New York City - and we hope you'll come back next week for the next episode of The Redbois Podcast and we can't wait to do it in the next one! & we'll make it in LA next week!! - We're working on it, we'll be back in LA! Love you all the next week, Thank you for all the love and support you all for all your support!


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Good.
00:00:04.000 Four, three, two, one.
00:00:09.000 Boom!
00:00:10.000 And we're live, Brian Redband.
00:00:14.000 How are you feeling, buddy?
00:00:15.000 Feeling it?
00:00:15.000 I'm feeling great.
00:00:16.000 Feeling it in here?
00:00:17.000 Feeling great.
00:00:18.000 Sore butt.
00:00:19.000 I love this new studio.
00:00:21.000 It's so amazing.
00:00:22.000 It's crazy how much stuff you're going to have in here.
00:00:24.000 It's going to be badass.
00:00:25.000 Yeah.
00:00:25.000 We're working on it.
00:00:26.000 We're making it happen.
00:00:28.000 Before we do this, I have to apologize.
00:00:30.000 I have to apologize for something I said last week, last Tuesday, in passing.
00:00:34.000 We were watching a Corey Feldman clip, and Corey Feldman was doing this crazy dance, and Greg Fitzsimmons was in, and Corey Feldman had some little tight jacket on.
00:00:45.000 It's this weird song he was singing.
00:00:48.000 And I said that jacket, was he wearing that jacket when he was young and he got diddled?
00:00:56.000 I was trying to make Greg laugh, right?
00:00:59.000 You're trying to say fucked up things to make comedians laugh, which is what we do when we get together.
00:01:02.000 We say the most heinous shit.
00:01:05.000 But I felt terrible after somebody pointed it out.
00:01:08.000 I didn't even remember saying it.
00:01:10.000 Someone pointed it out and then Saturday I watched it.
00:01:13.000 And I felt so terrible.
00:01:15.000 Because the clip, especially like out of context, like it's just me laughing about him getting diddled.
00:01:21.000 Right.
00:01:21.000 And it just, it's horrible.
00:01:24.000 Anything that's taken out of context like that's going to make you feel weird if you don't see that.
00:01:28.000 Yes, but there's no excuse.
00:01:30.000 Like what it is, it was...
00:01:33.000 You swing at a lot of pitches when you're doing live podcasts and sometimes you hit yourself in the dick with a bat.
00:01:40.000 And that's what I did.
00:01:41.000 It was totally wrong.
00:01:43.000 It wasn't funny.
00:01:46.000 I took a swing.
00:01:47.000 It was the wrong thing to do.
00:01:50.000 The best way to describe it is it was thoughtless.
00:01:52.000 Because I really didn't think.
00:01:54.000 I was just trying to say something fucked up to make Greg laugh.
00:01:56.000 I wasn't thinking, like, this is a real person.
00:01:59.000 And I watched him the other day in a movie, man.
00:02:01.000 I saw him in Gremlins.
00:02:03.000 I was watching Gremlins with my kids.
00:02:05.000 After, actually, we did the podcast.
00:02:08.000 Before I watched the clip, though.
00:02:10.000 Because I didn't...
00:02:11.000 I hadn't seen...
00:02:11.000 You know, I do it and then I'm done with it.
00:02:13.000 But...
00:02:15.000 I didn't think about it.
00:02:16.000 I said, first of all, he was doing the Michael Jackson thing.
00:02:19.000 He wears a Michael Jackson jacket and he dances like Michael Jackson.
00:02:22.000 He said Michael Jackson didn't even do anything to him, so it didn't even make sense.
00:02:26.000 It was just a stupid line to say, but I felt terrible.
00:02:30.000 I couldn't sleep Saturday night.
00:02:31.000 I felt really bad.
00:02:33.000 I felt really bad.
00:02:34.000 I felt bad for a bunch of reasons.
00:02:36.000 One...
00:02:37.000 I felt bad because it's a mean thing to say.
00:02:39.000 And I didn't...
00:02:40.000 I didn't mean it to be.
00:02:43.000 Even though it was.
00:02:44.000 I was just trying to be funny.
00:02:46.000 You know, Patrice O'Neal said something once when he was defending Opie and Anthony.
00:02:49.000 He was saying, when someone says something really funny or the same person says something really fucked up, it all comes from the same place.
00:02:57.000 Like, they're trying to do the same thing.
00:02:59.000 They just miss.
00:03:00.000 You know?
00:03:01.000 But that was, without a doubt, the worst miss.
00:03:04.000 The most...
00:03:07.000 The most embarrassing to me, the most depressing, the most, what's the best way to describe it?
00:03:16.000 Just so disappointed that I did that.
00:03:19.000 Because he was a kid, you know?
00:03:21.000 I don't even think he actually got molested.
00:03:23.000 I think he was actually saying that Corey Haim got molested and he didn't.
00:03:27.000 Well, that would make sense why Corey Haim did so much drugs, you know, if he did get molested, but...
00:03:32.000 Well, I started looking into this shit more and more recently, like Hollywood molestation with children.
00:03:39.000 It's no joke, man.
00:03:41.000 Like, just as it's no joke with sexual harassment and assault with women, what you see with this Harvey Weinstein thing, and these other directors now are getting in trouble for the same thing, the same kind of shit happened to a lot of kids that were involved in these child movies.
00:03:56.000 You don't think about that when you're just trying to crack a joke.
00:04:02.000 If you were disappointed in me, there's no way you were more disappointed in me than I'm disappointed in me.
00:04:09.000 I didn't sleep Saturday.
00:04:10.000 I had a hard time sleeping last night.
00:04:12.000 I felt bad about it all day.
00:04:14.000 I felt terrible.
00:04:15.000 And I went to Underwood Farms.
00:04:17.000 You know what Underwood Farms is?
00:04:19.000 It's a great family time.
00:04:21.000 Had a good time with the kids.
00:04:22.000 You know, we're picking out pumpkins and doing all this stuff.
00:04:25.000 But the entire time I was there, there's like this blanket of like, how did I say that?
00:04:31.000 Why did I say that?
00:04:31.000 Like, sometimes you'll say something fucked up.
00:04:35.000 And then after you did it, you can't believe you said it.
00:04:39.000 Especially when we're doing this live, right?
00:04:41.000 If you and me were just out at a diner, we would probably say that and laugh to each other because no one's getting hurt by it.
00:04:47.000 We're just making each other laugh and we do that all the time, right?
00:04:50.000 We say retarded shit to each other all the time.
00:04:52.000 But when other people hear it, And then the guy hears it, like if Corey heard it.
00:04:58.000 It's just wrong.
00:05:00.000 I didn't mean to have that impact, and I didn't think about it.
00:05:05.000 It was very thoughtless.
00:05:07.000 So I was extremely disappointed in myself.
00:05:09.000 But what's interesting about it, trying to look at it from a different perspective, trying to examine it, like the feeling, Of doing something that you shouldn't have done that might have hurt someone's feelings because you were senseless and thoughtless.
00:05:26.000 That feeling is a terrible feeling.
00:05:28.000 And it's weird.
00:05:29.000 It overcomes your whole day.
00:05:32.000 I don't think anybody knew because I was still having fun with the family and everybody was laughing.
00:05:37.000 We did a lot of kids stuff.
00:05:38.000 But at the end of the day...
00:05:40.000 That was with me all day.
00:05:43.000 I mean, it was like a fucking wet blanket that I was carrying with me.
00:05:48.000 Like, a depression blanket.
00:05:51.000 And, um...
00:05:53.000 There's no, uh...
00:05:56.000 There's no other way to put it than, you know, that I'm sorry and that I shouldn't have done it.
00:06:00.000 But what I was thinking while it was all happening was, like, this feeling of letting a bunch of people down and hurting someone's feeling, doing something in a mass way, like, on the internet.
00:06:12.000 This is a new feeling.
00:06:15.000 Like, before you could...
00:06:17.000 People could be upset at you, maybe someone you know, or people you work with, and it's a bad feeling.
00:06:22.000 But this is a different kind of bad feeling.
00:06:24.000 It's an intensified bad feeling, especially like the way I did it, because it's so stupid.
00:06:29.000 And I would think that at this age, I'm 50, I'm done saying stupid shit.
00:06:35.000 Obviously I'm not.
00:06:36.000 You know, I'm not done.
00:06:37.000 Like, that's the fucked up thing about being a person.
00:06:40.000 It requires constant diligence.
00:06:43.000 Like, you have to constantly pay attention to your thinking.
00:06:45.000 You have to constantly pay attention to the way you behave and who you are.
00:06:49.000 You can't just go off the cuff.
00:06:52.000 And the other thing it's making me think of, you know, I'm doing this sober October thing.
00:06:57.000 And obviously I love pot.
00:06:59.000 And I've always loved pot.
00:07:01.000 And I've been a regular pot smoker for 20 years.
00:07:04.000 But there is a difference in my personality when I'm not smoking pot.
00:07:09.000 Grumpy?
00:07:10.000 More tense, less kind, and I have to catch myself before I get upset about things.
00:07:20.000 Whereas when I'm high, not even if I'm high, but if I'm just smoking on a regular basis, I'm way more mellow, way more relaxed about things, and way more...
00:07:33.000 I guess the right word is humble.
00:07:35.000 It's not like I'm cocky when I'm sober, but I'm like really aware, much more aware of gratitude and fortune, like I'm lucky and appreciative of my friends.
00:07:46.000 I want to hug people more.
00:07:47.000 Like, pot has a lot of, for me, for my fucked up brain, has a lot of really positive effects.
00:07:53.000 There's a lot of really positive personality effects.
00:07:56.000 But I think I might be downplaying my dependence on it.
00:08:00.000 Like, I think I might have been going like, ah, it's nothing.
00:08:02.000 I'll just fucking quit pot.
00:08:03.000 It's nothing.
00:08:04.000 Man, I don't know about all that.
00:08:06.000 My dreams.
00:08:08.000 Here's another thing.
00:08:09.000 You remember them.
00:08:10.000 Dude, I don't just remember them.
00:08:11.000 They're fucking crazy.
00:08:12.000 They're all wolves and bears and drowning and falling off buildings and fucking lava coming at you.
00:08:20.000 It's all primal shit.
00:08:22.000 Wow.
00:08:22.000 It's weird, man.
00:08:24.000 I'm having all these predator dreams.
00:08:27.000 It's very strange.
00:08:29.000 Like, I had these dreams, these almost cartoon wolves.
00:08:33.000 They had these giant feet, and they were like running through the woods.
00:08:36.000 And I'm somehow or another trying to get away from them.
00:08:40.000 I had a dream that I was, for some reason, I was crawling through some fucking cave.
00:08:45.000 And there was an enormous bear inside this cave and it was looking at me and I was like, I gotta get the fuck out of here.
00:08:51.000 And it was like, trying to figure out whether or not the bear was gonna come after me.
00:08:54.000 But I mean, super vivid.
00:08:57.000 I don't remember my dreams when I was getting high.
00:09:01.000 Unless I took the alpha brain before I went to sleep, that will fucking spark you up some crazy lucid dreams.
00:09:08.000 But other than that, I would just sleep good.
00:09:12.000 I never had a problem sleeping.
00:09:13.000 I'd get up in the morning and I'd be fine.
00:09:15.000 But there is a big difference between me when I'm using pot and me when I'm not using pot.
00:09:22.000 I'm noticing the same thing with Ari.
00:09:25.000 He gets a little more intense about things, a little more upset about things.
00:09:29.000 He fucking gets really mad at people on comments.
00:09:32.000 He fucking fights with people online.
00:09:34.000 They call him a welcher.
00:09:36.000 Fuck you!
00:09:36.000 I'm not a welcher!
00:09:37.000 He's like super intense.
00:09:39.000 Have you switched anything?
00:09:40.000 Have you done anything more since you've done this?
00:09:42.000 Like, are you drinking more coffee every day?
00:09:44.000 No.
00:09:45.000 Well, I'm doing so much goddamn yoga because we have this hot yoga challenge.
00:09:50.000 And the hot yoga challenge is you have to do 15 in a month.
00:09:53.000 Well, my dumbass did one the first week and two the second week.
00:09:59.000 So I've been on a rampage where I've done eight straight days of yoga in a row as of today.
00:10:06.000 Wow.
00:10:07.000 And I have four more to go.
00:10:11.000 That's Tom's biggest problem.
00:10:12.000 Tom, a week?
00:10:13.000 I got a week!
00:10:14.000 Yeah, well, I have four to do, though.
00:10:16.000 I mean, I have until next Tuesday.
00:10:18.000 So I could kill it on Thanksgiving.
00:10:20.000 The 31st could be my last one.
00:10:22.000 But I'm not going to do that.
00:10:23.000 I'm banging them all out this week.
00:10:24.000 We're doing it together for the first time.
00:10:26.000 Ari, Tom, Bert, and I. We're doing it together.
00:10:28.000 I don't want to say where, and I don't want to say when, because I don't want you fucking freaks showing up.
00:10:32.000 But we're going to do it together one day this week.
00:10:34.000 That's what Tom's biggest problem is.
00:10:36.000 He's so busy trying to fit in.
00:10:38.000 You got him doing 90-minute hot yoga, which I thought was insane because they've never done it, right?
00:10:43.000 Right, never.
00:10:44.000 90 minutes is a long time.
00:10:46.000 Well, I do it every week, but I usually only do it once or twice a week.
00:10:49.000 And now I've done eight fucking days in a row as of today.
00:10:53.000 That's insane.
00:10:53.000 It's rough.
00:10:54.000 I'm shredded though, son.
00:10:56.000 Ooh.
00:10:56.000 Getting shredded.
00:10:57.000 I mean, I'm burning off so many fucking calories.
00:11:00.000 I actually had blood work done today, so I'm very interested to see what my mineral levels are like because I'm sweating out so much and I'm not really supplementing minerals that much.
00:11:09.000 I might have to do that.
00:11:11.000 I do that on a regular basis until like every three months I get blood work done to seal it.
00:11:14.000 Where my nutrient levels are and shit.
00:11:16.000 I just found this company.
00:11:17.000 I don't know if you've heard it.
00:11:17.000 I think it's called like Simply Well.
00:11:19.000 And it's like they have all these DNA tests that you can do.
00:11:22.000 So I ordered the testosterone test.
00:11:24.000 But they also have allergy tests.
00:11:25.000 They have all these tests and they send it to you.
00:11:27.000 You like spit in a vial, take some hair or something like that.
00:11:30.000 And then it's kind of like 24 and Me where it's like the DNA testing.
00:11:33.000 But they have it for everything.
00:11:34.000 Vitamin D deficiencies.
00:11:36.000 And you could have it like on a subscription where you get it done every...
00:11:39.000 They send you a new kit every three months to see if it's changed.
00:11:42.000 Nice.
00:11:43.000 Testosterone?
00:11:43.000 Yeah, that's what I got.
00:11:44.000 I just got it yesterday.
00:11:46.000 So to get off this Corey Feldman thing, just the end of the day, I just want to say that I'm sorry, and if I disappoint anybody, I'm sorry too.
00:11:55.000 Just when you, you know, comedians try to say fucked up things to each other.
00:12:00.000 You know, I was talking to Colin Quinn about this the other night.
00:12:02.000 Colin was at the comedy store.
00:12:03.000 Oh, shit.
00:12:03.000 And I told Colin and I were talking.
00:12:05.000 I go, man, I miss Tough Crowd.
00:12:06.000 He goes, oh, I miss it so much.
00:12:08.000 He goes, but you know what?
00:12:09.000 We could never fucking do it today.
00:12:10.000 He goes, but you can just think of the things that Patrice and Nick DiPaolo would say to each other.
00:12:14.000 He's like, if you did that today, people would have riots.
00:12:17.000 They would be protesting.
00:12:18.000 They would try to have the show shut down.
00:12:20.000 Comedy Central would freak out.
00:12:21.000 People would get fired.
00:12:23.000 I was like, you're probably right, but that was like the best show ever on Comedy Central.
00:12:26.000 Next to the Chappelle show.
00:12:27.000 No, next to South Park.
00:12:28.000 Okay.
00:12:29.000 South Park, number one.
00:12:30.000 Chappelle show, number two.
00:12:31.000 Tough crowd, number three.
00:12:33.000 In my opinion.
00:12:34.000 South Park's still going for it.
00:12:35.000 Still going for it.
00:12:36.000 They don't give a fuck.
00:12:38.000 They have this new video game.
00:12:39.000 It's called Butthole.
00:12:41.000 Fractured Butthole.
00:12:41.000 Fractured Butthole.
00:12:42.000 Yeah, I saw that.
00:12:43.000 I saw that.
00:12:43.000 But there's like a part where you're like these little boys and you're dressed up as strippers and you're in a strip club, you're doing lap dances for guys, so you're on a guy's junk.
00:12:53.000 So rude.
00:12:53.000 It's such a great game.
00:12:55.000 So rude.
00:12:56.000 So, anyway, these moments where you fuck up, these terrible feelings, like, this is how I'm looking at it.
00:13:02.000 I wish I could take it back, but I can't, right?
00:13:04.000 There's nothing you can do.
00:13:05.000 And if people are mad at me now because of that, you're right, you know?
00:13:09.000 I'm not trying to make any excuses for myself.
00:13:11.000 I shouldn't have said it.
00:13:13.000 But when you do have these moments where you fuck up and you feel terrible, there are an amazing opportunity to grow.
00:13:20.000 You know, and I think people need to look at stuff like that this way, or at least I've been looking at stuff this way for the last like 10 years or so.
00:13:28.000 And it's made a big impact in my life.
00:13:30.000 Because I think regular change happens in like a...
00:13:34.000 Regular change and growth happens in a grinding, slow sort of progression.
00:13:42.000 But when something fucked up happens, when you do something fucked up and you get that terrible feeling, you have this opportunity for these leaps of understanding and these bad feelings that happen.
00:13:54.000 It's a big alarm to let you know.
00:13:58.000 And one of the things that I was thinking about is that human beings now, the way we interact with each other, there's a lot of pressure now on people because there's all this call-out culture.
00:14:08.000 People are getting mad that people are doing dumb shit, like white girls wearing braids, cultural appropriation.
00:14:15.000 They're going after white guys wearing dreadlocks, and people are mad that people are dressing up like geishas, and they're calling them out.
00:14:23.000 There's a lot of silliness to all this shit, but what's interesting about it is Everyone is expressing their displeasure and pleasure of things.
00:14:32.000 They're expressing their anger with things and their happiness with things at a level we've never seen before.
00:14:40.000 And I think people that experience this, like if it makes sense, like it's one thing if somebody gets mad at you for something like, you know, you shouldn't be wearing that blue hat, man.
00:14:49.000 You know, I'm in the Crips and, you know, we only support red hats.
00:14:54.000 Or is it the Bloods?
00:14:55.000 I don't even know.
00:14:55.000 I think the bloods, the Crips are blue, right?
00:14:58.000 I mean, if someone gets mad at you for something that doesn't make any sense, that's stupid.
00:15:01.000 But if someone gets mad at you for poking fun at someone being molested, that bad feeling is valid, right?
00:15:10.000 And I think these bad feelings that, like, Donald Trump must feel 24-7, like, there is probably, I mean, I think part of the reason why he's so...
00:15:23.000 We're good to go.
00:15:27.000 We're good to go.
00:15:40.000 He can't help himself.
00:15:42.000 He's constantly commenting on it.
00:15:43.000 And he hears all these people laughing at him and mocking him.
00:15:46.000 And he hears all these people that think he's a terrible person.
00:15:48.000 Like, I read his Twitter.
00:15:50.000 When he'll put up a comment, he'll put up something on Twitter, and then I'll read the comments under it.
00:15:54.000 And it's like, holy shit!
00:15:56.000 People just go hard at him.
00:15:59.000 You know that motherfucker reads that stuff.
00:16:01.000 You know he does.
00:16:01.000 And he's also involved in a lawsuit, several lawsuits now, where he's blocked people on Twitter, and they're questioning the constitutionality of someone being able to block someone from commenting with the President of the United States.
00:16:16.000 I mean, this is a new way to communicate.
00:16:18.000 You don't want to hear what people have to say because it's negative?
00:16:21.000 Well, that's...
00:16:21.000 You know, we're not...
00:16:22.000 So people are questioning this in court.
00:16:24.000 But I think that that feeling that's hitting this guy, he might be too old for it, and he might not be ready for it, and he's got so many things wrong with him to begin with, you know, with the way he treats the world and his ego and the way he's...
00:16:38.000 The non-presidential and non-statesman-like behavior that people thought was cute when he was running for office, and now they see he's a giant problem when he's threatening war with nuclear weapons with Korea and shit like that.
00:16:51.000 But...
00:16:52.000 This thing is a new thing.
00:16:55.000 This swarm of bad feeling and in return good feeling when something good happens is a new thing.
00:17:02.000 And I think that it's going to shape the way human beings interact with each other in a really radical way.
00:17:10.000 Because I don't think it's ever existed like this before.
00:17:13.000 It hasn't.
00:17:14.000 It really hasn't.
00:17:15.000 And if you look at it, if it's a good thing or a bad thing, like, I forget what I was listening to the other day, where when you were a kid, you used to just go outside, say, bye, mom, and then come back at night, you know, when it's time for dinner, eat dinner, then you go play some video games, go to bed.
00:17:29.000 Now it's like the communication between your mom and stuff like that is so much more intense.
00:17:33.000 It's constant.
00:17:34.000 It's constant, all day long.
00:17:35.000 It's like, if you're not there, you're getting texted by your daughter or son, and it's like a constant communication, where it's more parenting, so that's good.
00:17:44.000 Do you FaceTime with people?
00:17:45.000 All the time, yeah.
00:17:46.000 Yeah, I mean, remember when we were a kid?
00:17:48.000 That was some Jetson shit.
00:17:49.000 Yeah.
00:17:50.000 Remember George Jetson?
00:17:51.000 You do it on your phone?
00:17:52.000 I do a phone call.
00:17:53.000 I was talking on my phone the other day, and I'm like, I am doing Dick Tracy right now.
00:17:57.000 You are, but better than Dick Tracy.
00:17:59.000 Yeah.
00:17:59.000 Right?
00:18:00.000 Dick Tracy's was bullshit.
00:18:01.000 I was in the steam room the other day, and my phone was like, uh, I can answer it.
00:18:06.000 Hey, what's up?
00:18:07.000 Because it actually has a cell phone chip.
00:18:10.000 Yeah, this is the three.
00:18:11.000 The Amazon guy was at my door.
00:18:11.000 I was like, just go in.
00:18:13.000 I'm not there, but just go in.
00:18:15.000 I'll see you in a little bit.
00:18:16.000 And you pop out of the bushes with your dick in your hand, right?
00:18:18.000 Is that the move?
00:18:19.000 Make yourself comfortable.
00:18:22.000 Come on in.
00:18:23.000 Is that my package?
00:18:24.000 Hey, you can take the box after a comment.
00:18:26.000 Ugh.
00:18:27.000 The FedEx guys should be here soon.
00:18:29.000 You guys should get together and take pictures of you two.
00:18:32.000 I like brown and I like the FedEx outfits cool too.
00:18:35.000 We don't fuck around with DHL. Got a disease last time.
00:18:37.000 Oh, DHL. I forgot about them.
00:18:40.000 On track too.
00:18:43.000 DHL is like the RC Cola of delivery services.
00:18:48.000 It totally is.
00:18:49.000 RC Cola, like if someone said, hey, do you want to own RC Cola?
00:18:52.000 You'd be like, yeah, fuck yeah.
00:18:53.000 That's a lot of money.
00:18:54.000 But, you know, it ain't Pepsi.
00:18:57.000 Right?
00:18:59.000 There's got to be some people out there that are like huge RC Cola fans that have like RC Cola t-shirts on and shit.
00:19:06.000 There's got to be.
00:19:08.000 Oh, RC Cola is super underrated.
00:19:10.000 That diet right.
00:19:11.000 What are all those obscure ones like Faygo?
00:19:13.000 Like Wu-Tang?
00:19:14.000 Oh, Faygo!
00:19:15.000 Mr. Pips?
00:19:18.000 ICP? What's that badass root beer?
00:19:22.000 IBC? That stuff is fucking fantastic.
00:19:26.000 Yes.
00:19:27.000 Goddamn that stuff's good.
00:19:28.000 I wish that wasn't bad for you.
00:19:31.000 Because goddamn it tastes delicious.
00:19:33.000 That is the best fucking root beer on the planet that I've experienced.
00:19:36.000 I've tried to not drink soda as much lately.
00:19:39.000 Arnold Palmer is my new thing.
00:19:43.000 That's like an old person thing, right?
00:19:45.000 Arnold Palmer.
00:19:45.000 I get it.
00:19:47.000 It's so funny.
00:19:47.000 I get Arnold Palmers now.
00:19:49.000 I drink them all day long.
00:19:50.000 Oh, they're delicious.
00:19:51.000 Yeah.
00:19:51.000 A little lemon in there.
00:19:53.000 Now, let me ask you this.
00:19:55.000 Because I don't think that I would have ever done this many yogas.
00:19:58.000 I know I wouldn't have done this many yogas.
00:20:00.000 And I know I wouldn't have taken a month off weed.
00:20:01.000 And I know I would have taken a month off booze.
00:20:03.000 But a month off booze is not hard.
00:20:05.000 I mean, the only thing...
00:20:06.000 I went the other day to a Mexican restaurant and I wanted a margarita so bad.
00:20:10.000 You have to.
00:20:11.000 They had these delicious...
00:20:13.000 They were ribeye tacos.
00:20:16.000 I was like, oh, that looks good.
00:20:17.000 They're like fucking...
00:20:18.000 With habanero sauce on them.
00:20:20.000 I'm like, give me a fucking margarita.
00:20:21.000 Oh, shit, I can't have one.
00:20:23.000 It really hurt me.
00:20:24.000 You could have a fake margarita.
00:20:26.000 No, can't have it.
00:20:27.000 I wanted a beer, too.
00:20:28.000 I wanted a beer and a margarita.
00:20:30.000 But that's not hard.
00:20:31.000 But I would have never done this.
00:20:35.000 I might only take a week off or something like that.
00:20:37.000 I would never have taken a month off if we weren't doing this challenge.
00:20:41.000 What would you do?
00:20:43.000 Like, what kind of challenge would you do?
00:20:45.000 And would you hang in there and stick with it?
00:20:48.000 Because a lot of people don't know, but you lost, like, 70 pounds once over, like, a short amount of time.
00:20:54.000 Four months.
00:20:55.000 You went crazy.
00:20:56.000 Brian broke up with his girlfriend.
00:20:58.000 Fiance.
00:20:58.000 Yeah, well, same thing.
00:21:00.000 It's all semantics.
00:21:02.000 Anyway, broke up and said, you know what?
00:21:04.000 What am I going to do with this?
00:21:07.000 You got a picture of him all skinny?
00:21:08.000 Look at that!
00:21:09.000 Jesus Christ!
00:21:11.000 I'm still not the guy on the left though.
00:21:13.000 Boy, you got big at one point.
00:21:17.000 245 to 163. Wow, look how skinny you look.
00:21:20.000 Lower right hand side, dude.
00:21:22.000 You're a cute little bitch.
00:21:24.000 Look at that.
00:21:25.000 Look at the phone you're holding up!
00:21:27.000 Oh my god!
00:21:27.000 That's my envy, bro.
00:21:29.000 Dude, look at that phone!
00:21:31.000 Isn't that hilarious that back then that phone was the shit?
00:21:34.000 And if you had that now, you would assume that you live in, like, assisted housing.
00:21:38.000 I still have that phone.
00:21:39.000 Do you?
00:21:40.000 Yeah.
00:21:40.000 What do you do with it?
00:21:41.000 Is it a burner?
00:21:41.000 It sits in a box in storage.
00:21:43.000 Text ISIS with it?
00:21:44.000 Yeah.
00:21:46.000 Your burner phone.
00:21:48.000 So what did you lose?
00:21:50.000 How much did you lose there?
00:21:52.000 245 to 163. Jesus Christ, dude.
00:21:55.000 82 pounds.
00:21:56.000 82 pounds.
00:21:56.000 Wow, that's more than I thought I had lost.
00:21:58.000 You lost a shitload of fucking weight, man.
00:22:00.000 That's amazing.
00:22:01.000 That's Weight Watchers right there, buddy.
00:22:02.000 So you did it at one point in time.
00:22:03.000 By the way, what the fuck is going on with your underwear line?
00:22:06.000 Like, where is it?
00:22:07.000 Is it like at the base of your dick?
00:22:10.000 It's right above the pew.
00:22:11.000 That's the dick root.
00:22:12.000 Look at the picture of you holding up the old pants.
00:22:15.000 Yeah.
00:22:16.000 That's crazy.
00:22:16.000 That's crazy.
00:22:17.000 And that wasn't even my biggest pants, either.
00:22:20.000 That's crazy.
00:22:21.000 Well, okay.
00:22:23.000 What would it take?
00:22:24.000 What would you be interested in doing?
00:22:27.000 What kind of challenge would you be interested in doing?
00:22:28.000 Well, my challenge is, I've been talking to Hinchcliffe about this and a few other people, because one of the biggest things for a lot of us is smoking.
00:22:37.000 Cigarettes.
00:22:37.000 Cigarettes.
00:22:38.000 And I've been trying to get, like, we had 9-11.
00:22:41.000 Last year, it was supposed to be 9-11.
00:22:44.000 We had a month notice.
00:22:45.000 All of us were supposed to clit on 9-11, so we wouldn't forget the date.
00:22:48.000 You said clit?
00:22:49.000 Clit.
00:22:49.000 We're supposed to let it go.
00:22:52.000 It comes out of your mouth so simple, so easy, so used to saying it.
00:22:56.000 But then I was the only one that did it.
00:22:57.000 I did it for two days, and then everyone else didn't do it, and they were all smoking.
00:23:00.000 When you're at the comedy store and all your friends are smoking around you, it's almost fucking impossible.
00:23:04.000 Tony smokes a lot.
00:23:05.000 Tony smokes a lot.
00:23:06.000 A lot of people smoke a lot at the comedy store.
00:23:08.000 So my whole thing was like, hey, let's quit cigarettes.
00:23:11.000 And everyone seemed down on it.
00:23:13.000 Then yesterday I was like, hey, are we still quitting next month, cigarettes?
00:23:16.000 And everyone was like, meh, meh, meh.
00:23:18.000 So you guys were going to do it in November?
00:23:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:20.000 I was going to try to quit.
00:23:22.000 Well, listen, why don't we set up a challenge?
00:23:24.000 Or at least when I get back from Columbus, Ohio, I'll be there next month.
00:23:27.000 Let's think of a challenge that you could do, and who would you do it with?
00:23:30.000 You need like...
00:23:32.000 Tony Hinchcliffe for sure.
00:23:34.000 No sugar.
00:23:34.000 This is you for a month.
00:23:36.000 No sugar, no booze, no cigarettes.
00:23:39.000 You would lose fucking 30 pounds just doing that.
00:23:43.000 Well, without having cigarettes, I'd probably gain weight because cigarettes actually...
00:23:48.000 I think your heartbeat and stuff, when you quit cigarettes, you start munching more on food.
00:23:53.000 You usually gain a lot of weight.
00:23:55.000 I use it as an appetite suppressant.
00:23:57.000 I use it for breakfast.
00:23:58.000 Isn't it also a stimulant, though?
00:24:02.000 It's a stimulant.
00:24:06.000 I definitely need to lose weight, but more importantly, I want to quit cigarettes.
00:24:12.000 The drinking, that's easy.
00:24:15.000 I quit drinking the other day for four days.
00:24:18.000 I didn't drink for four days.
00:24:21.000 I smoked weed, though, instead.
00:24:23.000 Next day, I was like, why do I have a hangover?
00:24:25.000 It was a weed hangover.
00:24:26.000 You had a weed hangover.
00:24:27.000 Yeah.
00:24:28.000 I didn't even realize that when you first start smoking weed, you used to have these.
00:24:32.000 Like the next day, you're like, man, I smoke so much weed, I feel like dumb or something like that the next morning.
00:24:36.000 I hadn't had that in a while because usually when I'm smoking, I'm drinking.
00:24:39.000 So I always blamed it on the drinking.
00:24:41.000 Like, goddamn, I feel like I'm hungover.
00:24:43.000 Well, I've never had a weed hangover, I don't think.
00:24:45.000 You're gonna have one.
00:24:46.000 When you start smoking, you're gonna be so fucking high, you're gonna smoke half a joint and be like...
00:24:51.000 I'm legitimately nervous.
00:24:54.000 I'm legitimately nervous about smoking pot again.
00:24:57.000 But here's my real concern.
00:24:58.000 I'm really wondering, like, what is going on where I'm dreaming so much more vividly without pot?
00:25:05.000 And is that a bad thing that I'm not dreaming when I'm smoking pot?
00:25:09.000 Like, am I somehow or another doing some damage?
00:25:12.000 Yeah.
00:25:13.000 I think for sure that marijuana, if you smoke a lot of marijuana, that you don't have as good of dreams.
00:25:21.000 I don't think you realize.
00:25:22.000 I'd just like to point out that you are not a neuroscientist.
00:25:24.000 I know.
00:25:24.000 Dr. Brian here.
00:25:26.000 Dr. Redband.
00:25:27.000 What exactly do you think is, what's causing the lack of dreams?
00:25:30.000 Another thing, you might have THC and you're fat, and so you're getting THC still burning off, especially since you're doing yoga.
00:25:40.000 It's probably still fucking with you a little.
00:25:43.000 I don't know.
00:25:44.000 Maybe.
00:25:44.000 I don't know.
00:25:45.000 But we got high before most of the podcasts with comedians.
00:25:49.000 I got high before most comedy shows.
00:25:52.000 So that's like three, four nights a week at least.
00:25:55.000 Now I'd take a day or two off and it was nothing.
00:25:57.000 Super easy to do.
00:25:58.000 It was never a problem.
00:25:59.000 But I never took a month off.
00:26:01.000 So when I would take a day or two off, even if I go on vacation, right?
00:26:04.000 If I went on vacation, I would take a week off.
00:26:07.000 People were mocking me relentlessly online.
00:26:10.000 Before I told everybody that I was taking the month off, when they started doing all this pray for Joe, people was going, Joe, I don't, in quotes, I don't smoke weed on vacation, Rogan.
00:26:20.000 Like...
00:26:21.000 It's not a problem.
00:26:22.000 It's not a problem.
00:26:23.000 But it was just like I'd be in Europe or something like that.
00:26:29.000 You can't get weed.
00:26:31.000 Don't bring it with you.
00:26:31.000 You don't want to go to jail.
00:26:32.000 So just don't smoke weed.
00:26:33.000 It was no problem.
00:26:34.000 So I was like, I don't need pot.
00:26:36.000 It's not an issue.
00:26:37.000 And I don't need it, obviously.
00:26:39.000 I've gone through this whole month.
00:26:40.000 But I'm really stunned at...
00:26:44.000 The difference is in the way I'm dreaming.
00:26:47.000 Like, stunned.
00:26:48.000 Like, I never expected it to be so extreme.
00:26:51.000 So vivid.
00:26:52.000 Every night I'm having fucking crazy dreams.
00:26:55.000 Every night.
00:26:56.000 And they're almost all primal.
00:26:59.000 They're almost all like animals and waterfalls and fucking ocean!
00:27:03.000 It's all like a lot of falling.
00:27:06.000 Like a lot of like bouncing on shit.
00:27:10.000 That's interesting.
00:27:11.000 Weird.
00:27:12.000 I think I'm too busy.
00:27:14.000 I've been thinking about that lately.
00:27:16.000 I think I'm too busy.
00:27:17.000 I think I do too much shit.
00:27:19.000 And I never thought that before.
00:27:20.000 I never thought that before.
00:27:21.000 You would think that like smoking pot would make you think you're too busy.
00:27:26.000 But not smoking pot makes me think I'm too busy.
00:27:29.000 Makes me think that...
00:27:30.000 You're probably thinking clearer, though, in some ways.
00:27:32.000 Your mind's not fogged with your overthinking about music instead of life.
00:27:40.000 Yeah, well, food does not taste as good.
00:27:42.000 I'll tell you that.
00:27:43.000 Food's way better when you're smoking weed.
00:27:45.000 Movies aren't as good.
00:27:46.000 Movies aren't as good.
00:27:47.000 Music doesn't sound as good.
00:27:48.000 I think the key to it is...
00:27:52.000 Using it occasionally.
00:27:54.000 I think that's the key.
00:27:55.000 I think marijuana like daily Terence McKenna talked about this many years ago and he was a he was a daily smoker and one of the things that he was saying he was doing some sort of a lecture and he was saying that the correct way to do marijuana is to not do it for a long time and then do as much as you can stand and Then just fucking hold on And that's how he would do it.
00:28:20.000 He would do cannabis when he was doing it correctly, when he wasn't like an inveterate daily smoker.
00:28:27.000 He would do it like a psychedelic.
00:28:29.000 He would do it in these big bursts where he would, you know, and he was recommending, like, that's the way to do it.
00:28:34.000 And that people think they know what cannabis is if they smoke cannabis on a regular basis.
00:28:39.000 You don't really know.
00:28:41.000 Like, the way to really know what it is is to take a lot of time off.
00:28:46.000 Or, obviously, eat one of Joey's edibles.
00:28:48.000 I don't do edibles anymore.
00:28:49.000 That's one thing.
00:28:50.000 I quit completely.
00:28:50.000 I don't fuck with edibles at all.
00:28:53.000 I would like to see what happens with Joey if he took a week off or a month off.
00:28:56.000 Joey would be violent.
00:28:57.000 He would attack people.
00:28:59.000 Yeah.
00:28:59.000 He took a month off of edibles or whatever, right?
00:29:01.000 Did he?
00:29:01.000 He never gave it up for Lent.
00:29:04.000 Joey's not religious.
00:29:07.000 I give it up for Lent, dog.
00:29:08.000 He's going to be here Friday, by the way, folks.
00:29:10.000 Oh, yeah.
00:29:10.000 Yeah.
00:29:12.000 But if he did take a month off, I mean, he didn't take a month off weed, though.
00:29:16.000 That's why I don't think it was smoking.
00:29:17.000 I think it was just eating it.
00:29:18.000 Yeah, he told me that once.
00:29:19.000 He told me, he goes, I can't do these fucking edibles anymore.
00:29:22.000 They're too much.
00:29:22.000 They're too much, Joe Rogan.
00:29:23.000 I'm fucking up.
00:29:24.000 I'm taking too much.
00:29:25.000 It's messing me up.
00:29:26.000 Next time I saw him, next time I saw him, he's down in stars of death.
00:29:30.000 Literally, the next time I saw him, I go, how many milligrams are those?
00:29:33.000 125. Throwing down two 125 milligram stars of death.
00:29:40.000 I'm like, you are a monster.
00:29:41.000 You saw the episode where he passed out, right?
00:29:43.000 He passed out on the microphone, right?
00:29:47.000 Lee Sai, I can't even see.
00:29:49.000 He's like looking at life through like slits.
00:29:52.000 Like he's like barely cracking the page of a book.
00:29:57.000 Lee is hilarious.
00:29:58.000 I was listening to his latest episode with Felicia Michaels, who has a new movie that I'm in called Pervs, where we went through this, like one of those strip things where you put the money in and the curtain comes up and there's a woman naked masturbating.
00:30:10.000 Well, Felicia did this movie where she asked me to do it.
00:30:14.000 It's in North Hollywood, deep in North Hollywood, where you shouldn't go.
00:30:17.000 And it's so gross.
00:30:18.000 You're in this gross, creepy room.
00:30:20.000 You forget.
00:30:20.000 You forget that there's sections in North Hollywood.
00:30:22.000 You're like, oh, yeah.
00:30:23.000 It's gross.
00:30:24.000 And this curtain comes up.
00:30:25.000 There's all these cameras.
00:30:26.000 There's just this woman there masturbating while asking me questions.
00:30:30.000 And it's so hard to answer when there's somebody doing that.
00:30:33.000 What kind of questions?
00:30:35.000 Just like sex questions and stuff.
00:30:37.000 I don't remember because it was so long ago.
00:30:39.000 I forgot I even did it.
00:30:40.000 But Felicia was on the other day.
00:30:43.000 And listening to Lee on that, Lee's never been to a strip club before.
00:30:47.000 But his little voice, when he chimes in, he's like, I've never been to a strip club before.
00:30:52.000 He'd never been to a strip club before?
00:30:53.000 No, he's scared of them, he said.
00:30:55.000 I want to take that guy to a strip club so bad.
00:30:58.000 Why is he scared?
00:30:59.000 I don't know.
00:31:01.000 I think it's a money thing because he's just like, I just don't get it.
00:31:04.000 You pay the money and then they try to get money out of you.
00:31:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:31:08.000 Someone told a story recently about Jeremiah Watkins.
00:31:11.000 They took him to a strip club and he freaked out and just ran out the back.
00:31:15.000 Same kind of thing.
00:31:16.000 I don't know if he's ever been to one or doesn't want to go.
00:31:18.000 Yeah, he looked at the ground and walked from the front, never looking up, all the way to the back and out the back door.
00:31:25.000 Yeah.
00:31:26.000 I did, the other day, this is crazy, I did a show with George Perez in Compton at a strip club in Compton.
00:31:33.000 And let me tell you, man, that was one of the most eye-opening, like, that exists.
00:31:39.000 We walk in, there's strippers, like, this stripper just came up to me and goes, Hey, honey, look at this pussy.
00:31:44.000 I swallow all the babies.
00:31:46.000 You want to get it?
00:31:46.000 You want some of this?
00:31:47.000 Whoa.
00:31:50.000 Whoa.
00:31:50.000 What'd she look like?
00:31:54.000 Like a baby mama?
00:31:56.000 I don't know.
00:31:56.000 Like a baby mama?
00:31:57.000 There's still a baby hand sticking out of her, probably.
00:32:01.000 A blue baby hand.
00:32:02.000 Was she attractive?
00:32:03.000 No, there was a few, but then every time you talk to them, you're like, oh, if I fuck up, I'm dead.
00:32:08.000 You know, like she was like, yeah, it was pretty crazy.
00:32:12.000 Super hostile?
00:32:12.000 Yeah.
00:32:12.000 What about the clientele?
00:32:14.000 Well, they were mostly there for us.
00:32:18.000 George just pretty much, we had the whole club ourselves.
00:32:21.000 It was all people coming to see the show.
00:32:23.000 And strippers, too, though.
00:32:24.000 And strippers, too.
00:32:25.000 So it was the idea that you would get people in there for the show, and then the girls would dance for them afterwards.
00:32:30.000 Yeah, and while we're doing the show, they were coming and sitting on a table.
00:32:33.000 Hey, you want to go get some butt sex upstairs?
00:32:37.000 Butt sex.
00:32:39.000 Are you just making that up?
00:32:40.000 It was full on, whatever you want, pretty much, place.
00:32:47.000 It's fucking scary.
00:32:49.000 Yeah, if you go to a bad neighborhood, there's levels to everything, right?
00:32:55.000 The levels of stress and pressure that a chick has to deal with if she's a stripper in a really bad neighborhood.
00:33:03.000 That's how diamonds get developed, son.
00:33:05.000 They get developed.
00:33:06.000 You don't develop diamonds in a fluffy pillow.
00:33:10.000 You're not going to make a diamond on a Tempur-Pedic mattress.
00:33:15.000 It needs fucking pressure.
00:33:17.000 Serious, serious pressure, man.
00:33:19.000 Like when you see one of the street hookers walking in a bad neighborhood, it looks like that's where they all worked.
00:33:26.000 Do you ever tell you a time when Brian Callen met his ex-girlfriend walking the streets?
00:33:29.000 Yeah.
00:33:30.000 That's harsh.
00:33:31.000 That's when you just go, whoa.
00:33:36.000 What?
00:33:36.000 He was outside of the Coaching Horses on Sunset?
00:33:40.000 You know that place?
00:33:41.000 Yeah.
00:33:42.000 Where Stan Hope used to love?
00:33:42.000 Yeah, it's closing out.
00:33:44.000 Is it?
00:33:44.000 Yeah, I think it's pretty sure it is.
00:33:45.000 Oh, that's too bad.
00:33:46.000 Yeah.
00:33:47.000 That was a good little joint.
00:33:48.000 I remember Ralphie Mae, rest in peace.
00:33:52.000 We were supposed to meet Ralphie there, and Ralphie showed up an hour later.
00:33:57.000 I'm like, what the fuck, Ralphie?
00:33:59.000 Look in the backseat, and he had like 13 boxes of those jalapeno poppers from Jack in the Box.
00:34:04.000 Oh my god.
00:34:05.000 He just had gone off on jalapeno poppers.
00:34:08.000 I love jalapeno poppers.
00:34:09.000 Poor Ralphie.
00:34:11.000 Well, Ralphie, when he had his stomach stapled, and when he had his stomach stapled, for some reason he couldn't eat meat.
00:34:20.000 Like, there's something about the operation they did.
00:34:23.000 It made him have a real issue with meat.
00:34:26.000 But he still loved to cook it.
00:34:28.000 So he used to barbecue.
00:34:29.000 We went over his house once, and he's a fucking killer cook.
00:34:34.000 Oh, yeah.
00:34:35.000 He's got his own barbecue sauce, baby, big baby barbecue sauce.
00:34:38.000 I went to his house, and he cooked, like, this whole thing, and he goes, Hey, check out my barbecue sauce.
00:34:41.000 Was he eating meat at the time?
00:34:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:34:43.000 He got his staples removed.
00:34:45.000 I mean, he did it himself.
00:34:49.000 He doesn't eat a lot.
00:34:51.000 I'm just going to eat a lot of meat.
00:34:52.000 He just ate right through those staples.
00:34:53.000 Yeah, he had this idea that he was going to lose all this weight.
00:34:56.000 And it did kind of work for a couple days.
00:34:59.000 Well, the problem was he was so big that if he said he lost weight, you're like, okay, how much?
00:35:07.000 He could say he lost 100 pounds, and you'd be like, I believe you.
00:35:12.000 It's hard to tell.
00:35:13.000 It's like you couldn't...
00:35:16.000 But imagine like how strong his legs must have been.
00:35:18.000 Oh, the strongest feet in the business.
00:35:20.000 Like, that guy could probably kick through a fucking building.
00:35:23.000 You think about it?
00:35:24.000 Like, if he's carrying around 500 pounds, imagine if I took you and I threw 300 pounds of weights on your back.
00:35:32.000 You're just walking around with 300 pounds everywhere you go.
00:35:35.000 I wouldn't be able to do it.
00:35:36.000 Like, I lift weights all the time and I wouldn't be able to do it.
00:35:39.000 I'd be like, what the fuck, man?
00:35:41.000 He would walk everywhere.
00:35:42.000 Bust through walls, giving us Kool-Aid.
00:35:44.000 He had those calves.
00:35:46.000 You know those fat dude calves?
00:35:48.000 They developed this...
00:35:49.000 I bet if you could look at the musculature in his legs, I bet if you get through all the fat in his arms, his arms are like normal-sized arms, but I bet he had some jacked fucking Lee Haney quads.
00:36:01.000 I would imagine.
00:36:02.000 That's a tender meat down there.
00:36:03.000 I think so.
00:36:04.000 It's weird when you see people that have those big calves, but they're always blue, like that diabetes legs.
00:36:10.000 That's rough, that diabetes blue.
00:36:12.000 Yeah.
00:36:12.000 That's super common though, right?
00:36:14.000 Yeah, there's a homeless guy by my house that just hangs out at Starbucks, and he has it so bad where it's Blistered and every time he walks a little blood squirts off and rips down his leg.
00:36:26.000 It's the grossest thing ever.
00:36:27.000 And he's homeless?
00:36:28.000 Yeah.
00:36:29.000 And he's fat.
00:36:30.000 Yeah, he's huge and what's weird about Burbank is there was another guy that had like this big nose like it was a like he looked like it was some kind of weird cis nose where it's like the size of like a like a Pineapple and he looked like Bernie Kosar or whatever that old guy like I'm Bernie Kosar.
00:36:45.000 Who's Bernie Kosar?
00:36:46.000 He's like a hockey player or something?
00:36:47.000 Quarterback for the Browns.
00:36:49.000 No, no.
00:36:49.000 What's Bernie the sports...
00:36:51.000 I'm Bernie the old sports accommodator.
00:36:54.000 Why is he the only guy?
00:36:55.000 Howard Cosell.
00:36:56.000 Howard Cosell.
00:36:58.000 He had like a Howard Cosell nose, like huge though.
00:37:01.000 You're like the only guy who knows less about sports than me.
00:37:04.000 I hate sports so much.
00:37:06.000 But all the people in Burbank always, like, hey, we'll fix your nose.
00:37:09.000 Like, people are so nice.
00:37:10.000 Like, I'll pay for your nose to get fixed.
00:37:11.000 And he wouldn't, uh, yeah, bigger than that.
00:37:13.000 Like, imagine that nose times a hundred.
00:37:15.000 What was the dude that was the Cubs guy?
00:37:17.000 The crazy glasses.
00:37:19.000 Hey, I'm Harry Carey!
00:37:20.000 Harry Carey!
00:37:21.000 And didn't he have, like, a lisp?
00:37:23.000 No, he just, uh, he has, like, really big glasses, and he just talked real crazy.
00:37:27.000 Will Ferrell did a great impression of him.
00:37:28.000 Like a hot dog!
00:37:29.000 Hey, I'm Harry Carey!
00:37:35.000 Yeah, you would figure, like, a homeless guy would be skinny.
00:37:38.000 That'd be, like, the ultimate diet.
00:37:39.000 No food, a lot of walking.
00:37:40.000 Well, the only food they're eating, probably, is, like, fast food, like, you know.
00:37:44.000 I mean, fast food's so fucking cheap.
00:37:46.000 The other day, Arby's has this new steak.
00:37:48.000 Uh, you should go to Venice?
00:37:50.000 I think it's, like, an elk burger or something.
00:37:52.000 I think they have elk only in a couple places, but they have venison in a bunch of places.
00:37:55.000 Yeah, venison.
00:37:56.000 I had it yesterday.
00:37:57.000 It's like having a steak on two, but it was only $5, and it was great.
00:38:02.000 Well, with venison, they do these mass executions of deer in some places where they have to eradicate these deer.
00:38:12.000 They get a little too crazy.
00:38:14.000 I would imagine that's probably where they're getting some of their meat from.
00:38:17.000 Yeah, because it's only for a limited time.
00:38:19.000 Only in limited places.
00:38:20.000 Well, you can only hunt them for so long.
00:38:22.000 Like, if it's during hunting season, you're not allowed to sell it commercially.
00:38:26.000 Like, hunting meat.
00:38:28.000 You can buy farm-raised deer.
00:38:30.000 They might have that.
00:38:31.000 But I think it's illegal.
00:38:34.000 I'm pretty sure it's illegal to sell wild game.
00:38:37.000 To actually sell it, sell it.
00:38:38.000 I don't think you can sell the meat.
00:38:40.000 But I have some for you.
00:38:41.000 I have elk jerky for you.
00:38:42.000 I have elk salami for you.
00:38:46.000 What was that one thing you made me that one time?
00:38:48.000 Oh, that was a smoked ham.
00:38:49.000 That was wild boar.
00:38:50.000 Yeah, that was...
00:38:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:53.000 Wild pig is the shit.
00:38:54.000 Wild pig is so...
00:38:55.000 And wild pig is very sustainable.
00:38:58.000 Those little motherfuckers, they breed like crazy.
00:39:00.000 You literally have to shoot them.
00:39:01.000 They have a big problem with them right now in San Jose.
00:39:04.000 I was just reading this thing about San Jose.
00:39:07.000 Like, San Jose is trying to figure out...
00:39:08.000 They're hiring people to set traps in people's yards because in the middle of the night these wild pigs come up and just fuck people's lawns up.
00:39:17.000 And San Jose is like tech industry, you know?
00:39:20.000 It's like...
00:39:20.000 I didn't even know that was a thing up there.
00:39:22.000 Yeah.
00:39:22.000 Oh my god.
00:39:23.000 Well, what's interesting is a lot of it came from that crazy asshole that made weed illegal, William Randolph Hearst.
00:39:30.000 William Randolph Hearst, when he built the Hearst Castle, have you ever been to the Hearst Castle?
00:39:35.000 Yes, I have.
00:39:35.000 It's pretty sweet.
00:39:36.000 Fucking crazy!
00:39:36.000 I never put the two together.
00:39:37.000 I was like, oh fuck, I've been there, yeah.
00:39:39.000 Is the Hearst Castle the one that has like the stairways that lead to a brick wall?
00:39:44.000 Like you open up the door and there's nothing there?
00:39:45.000 Or is that another crazy lady, I think?
00:39:48.000 I think I'm thinking of a different person.
00:39:49.000 But William Randolph Hearst.
00:39:52.000 When he had the Hearst Castle built, he released a bunch of wild boars, Eurasian boars, all over the backyard so he could just hunt them and shoot them because he was just a crazy rich asshole.
00:40:02.000 And those motherfuckers populated the entire Northern California region.
00:40:07.000 That's crazy.
00:40:08.000 Hunter S. Thompson, when he was young and he lived in Big Sur, He used to go hunt wild boars with a machine gun.
00:40:15.000 There's like a famous classic picture of Hunter S. Thompson holding a knife and an AK-47 while there's a wild boar that's hanging from its back legs and he's cutting it open and about to cook it.
00:40:27.000 Whoa.
00:40:28.000 Have you ever had pig's tail?
00:40:30.000 Pig's tail?
00:40:31.000 Yeah.
00:40:31.000 I've had pig's feet.
00:40:32.000 Pig's feet.
00:40:33.000 I hate that pig's feet.
00:40:34.000 It's good.
00:40:34.000 Is it?
00:40:35.000 Delicious.
00:40:36.000 Yeah, I don't remember much about my real dad, but I do remember he loved pig's feet.
00:40:41.000 And I ate it when I was a little kid.
00:40:43.000 Yeah, you can buy it at the grocery store.
00:40:45.000 Yeah, pickled pig's feet.
00:40:46.000 You gotta go to a bad neighborhood, though.
00:40:48.000 No, they have my pavilions.
00:40:49.000 My girlfriend eats all that.
00:40:51.000 She gets fish eyeballs.
00:40:53.000 She eats fish eyeballs.
00:40:54.000 Oh, you're dating an Asian.
00:40:55.000 This is the Winchester Mystery House.
00:40:58.000 This is the stairs.
00:40:59.000 Oh, that's the house.
00:41:00.000 Where's that one at?
00:41:01.000 It's near San Jose.
00:41:02.000 Okay, yeah.
00:41:03.000 Same kind of area.
00:41:04.000 Yeah, this house is a wacky house.
00:41:06.000 How'd you go to this house?
00:41:08.000 I was a little kid.
00:41:10.000 Well, I lived in San Francisco when I was little.
00:41:12.000 From age 7 to 11, we lived in San Francisco.
00:41:15.000 And we took a tour of the Hearst Castle when I was little.
00:41:18.000 I remember it.
00:41:18.000 And we went to this mystery house, too.
00:41:21.000 But there was, like, doorways to nowhere.
00:41:24.000 I love these old rich houses.
00:41:26.000 Like, I went to the Gamble House, you know, Procter& Gamble.
00:41:28.000 It's in Pasadena.
00:41:30.000 But that's where they filmed, like, Back to the Future.
00:41:32.000 What was that one with the fish with the seagull?
00:41:34.000 What the hell was that?
00:41:37.000 It's just somebody's blog about their trip.
00:41:38.000 Oh, someone's blog.
00:41:41.000 So what were you saying?
00:41:42.000 But these houses back then, the architecture there.
00:41:44.000 I mean, Tractor and Gamble, at the time, he was our billionaire.
00:41:49.000 So he would have...
00:41:49.000 These houses have so many unique...
00:41:52.000 That's it, right?
00:41:53.000 Is that the Hearst Castle?
00:41:54.000 No, it's the Gamble House.
00:41:55.000 Gamble House.
00:41:55.000 The Gamble House?
00:41:55.000 Yeah, and so there's all these secret rooms, and the architecture there is amazing.
00:42:01.000 That's a beautiful house.
00:42:02.000 It's Doc Brown's house.
00:42:02.000 It's Doc Brown's.
00:42:03.000 Back to the Future.
00:42:04.000 Back to the Future.
00:42:04.000 Oh, was it really?
00:42:05.000 Yeah.
00:42:06.000 No shit!
00:42:07.000 Yeah, it's in Pasadena.
00:42:07.000 That's in Pasadena, that house is?
00:42:09.000 God, that's beautiful.
00:42:11.000 I love houses like that.
00:42:13.000 Me too.
00:42:13.000 Wood structure.
00:42:14.000 Look at that lawn, too.
00:42:15.000 The architecture there is so amazing.
00:42:17.000 And just walking through.
00:42:18.000 Pasadena's amazing, man.
00:42:19.000 It is.
00:42:20.000 Whoa, that's the inside of it?
00:42:21.000 Yeah.
00:42:22.000 What'd you just do there?
00:42:23.000 You got a 360 tour?
00:42:24.000 Dude, this house is the shit.
00:42:25.000 It's on Google Maps now.
00:42:26.000 You can look through shit on the inside.
00:42:28.000 Is this like they have tours of it?
00:42:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:30.000 Me and my mom went to it.
00:42:31.000 That guy's a ghost.
00:42:32.000 These people are ghosts.
00:42:33.000 Look at that.
00:42:34.000 They're ghosts.
00:42:34.000 They have different kinds of tours where you can go to rooms that you can only go to if you go to this certain tour.
00:42:41.000 That's fucking beautiful.
00:42:43.000 That's the same house?
00:42:44.000 Yeah.
00:42:45.000 Pasadena had this Frank Lloyd Wright house that was for sale forever.
00:42:50.000 And I think it finally sold.
00:42:52.000 And there was another one that's like another Frank Lloyd Wright house, I believe, that was for sale in Los Feliz.
00:42:57.000 And I was like, God damn, I don't want it.
00:42:58.000 That's the house.
00:42:59.000 Yeah.
00:42:59.000 Like, I don't want to live in Los Feliz with all the hipsters, but I might live there just to be in this house.
00:43:04.000 Look at this fucking the Mallard house.
00:43:06.000 That place is the shit.
00:43:07.000 I love Frank Lloyd Wright.
00:43:09.000 That sold, though.
00:43:10.000 Yeah.
00:43:11.000 The inside of that house was incredible.
00:43:13.000 Jamie, go to the inside where you see there was all this crazy patterns.
00:43:18.000 Yeah.
00:43:18.000 See all the crazy patterns and the stone columns?
00:43:21.000 I mean, it was just a gorgeous house.
00:43:23.000 Like, it was literally like you're owning, whoever owns it, you're owning a piece of historical art.
00:43:28.000 Like that one right down there.
00:43:30.000 Look at that!
00:43:31.000 That's insane.
00:43:32.000 I mean, come on, man.
00:43:34.000 That's like a museum or something.
00:43:36.000 There's a house in Pennsylvania, Frank Lloyd Wright House, I think it's in Pennsylvania, where it's the same thing, where it's just waterfalls and amazing things like this.
00:43:44.000 You know what's probably the dopest house I've ever seen?
00:43:46.000 Is the Ferris Bueller's Day Off house when he drove the Ferrari out there.
00:43:51.000 Yeah, what house was that?
00:43:51.000 That's in Seattle.
00:43:52.000 That house is in Seattle.
00:43:53.000 That looks like it right there, the Pennsylvania one with the waterfall.
00:43:57.000 Oh, look at that.
00:43:58.000 Click on that one.
00:43:58.000 That's the one I'm talking about.
00:43:59.000 Fuck!
00:44:00.000 But that's Chicago.
00:44:01.000 That's in Chicago?
00:44:02.000 Yeah.
00:44:03.000 Probably have to dodge bullets on the way to your house.
00:44:04.000 Yeah, the Paris Bueller house was for sale not too long ago.
00:44:07.000 Really?
00:44:07.000 Yeah.
00:44:08.000 I remember saying that.
00:44:09.000 A fuckload of money.
00:44:11.000 How much does a Ferris Bueller house cost?
00:44:14.000 Look at that house.
00:44:15.000 God damn, that's gorgeous.
00:44:16.000 That's so awesome.
00:44:17.000 Man.
00:44:18.000 No, that's Laurel Highlands, Pennsylvania.
00:44:20.000 There it is.
00:44:20.000 Dude, there's nothing better than living around trees.
00:44:23.000 There's something about that image of that house with all those trees in the background and all that green.
00:44:29.000 That just makes you want to live.
00:44:31.000 You know what it reminds me of?
00:44:32.000 The crazy billionaire in Ex Machina.
00:44:38.000 Remember that guy?
00:44:39.000 The guy who lived in some crazy wooded house in the forest?
00:44:42.000 I just re-watched that.
00:44:43.000 Such a great movie.
00:44:44.000 There it is.
00:44:45.000 Ferris Bueller's Day Off House.
00:44:47.000 That house is the shit.
00:44:48.000 But people would watch you fuck.
00:44:50.000 They'd be hiding in the bushes.
00:44:52.000 Binoculars.
00:44:52.000 That guy's got a new movie coming out.
00:44:54.000 Ferris Bueller?
00:44:55.000 No, no, no.
00:44:55.000 Matthew Broderick?
00:44:56.000 Oh.
00:44:57.000 He might too.
00:44:58.000 I don't know.
00:44:59.000 Yeah, the Ex Machina guy has a good movie coming out.
00:45:02.000 We watched the trailer off air, but I'm trying to remember what it was right now.
00:45:05.000 Yeah.
00:45:06.000 Oh, let me look.
00:45:07.000 Yeah, it's some sort of a science fiction movie, right?
00:45:09.000 Yeah.
00:45:10.000 That's one of my...
00:45:11.000 If I had a top 20 all-time favorite movies, Ex Machina is right in there.
00:45:15.000 I thought it was so well done.
00:45:17.000 Me too.
00:45:18.000 And I rewatched it.
00:45:19.000 It's perfect still.
00:45:19.000 Is he doing that book, the science fiction book?
00:45:22.000 Annihilation, yeah.
00:45:23.000 I think that's what it is.
00:45:24.000 What is it about?
00:45:27.000 Jeff Vandermeer.
00:45:31.000 Watch the new trailer for Ex Machina director.
00:45:33.000 Oh yeah, Natalie Portman's in it.
00:45:34.000 Oh yeah, that's right.
00:45:36.000 Oh, that's right.
00:45:37.000 That whole world they go to and her husband died and Jonah would find her some wormholes or portals.
00:45:43.000 We'll find out.
00:45:44.000 Yeah.
00:45:45.000 Dude, I've got to stop drinking coffee when I'm on a podcast.
00:45:48.000 Because of the phlegm thing?
00:45:49.000 Yeah.
00:45:49.000 It's terrible.
00:45:50.000 Even that caveman coffee.
00:45:51.000 Just coffee in general.
00:45:52.000 If I drink water, I'm fine.
00:45:54.000 If I drink coffee, I start phlegming up and I have to clear my throat.
00:45:57.000 You should do La Croix.
00:45:59.000 La Croix.
00:46:00.000 Those little bubbles will get out of that flim.
00:46:02.000 You know what I like, dude?
00:46:05.000 Zevia.
00:46:05.000 That stevia soda.
00:46:07.000 Do we have any of those back there?
00:46:09.000 The soda?
00:46:09.000 Yeah.
00:46:10.000 I don't know what flavor it is.
00:46:11.000 Just go grab a few of them.
00:46:12.000 Those things are delicious.
00:46:14.000 Bring those motherfuckers back.
00:46:15.000 Where do you find them, though?
00:46:16.000 I can't find them anywhere.
00:46:17.000 Amazon.
00:46:17.000 Amazon?
00:46:18.000 Okay.
00:46:18.000 They're in some grocery stores, but the soda aisle is so big and taken over by the big ones, there's like one six-pack in every grocery store, if you get lucky.
00:46:26.000 I'm so burnt out on Lacroix.
00:46:29.000 Lacroix?
00:46:29.000 How do you say it?
00:46:31.000 Lacroix.
00:46:32.000 Lacroix.
00:46:32.000 They have Zevia water.
00:46:34.000 Yeah.
00:46:34.000 Very similar.
00:46:35.000 So, Stevia is still fine, right?
00:46:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:46:37.000 There's nothing bad with Stevia.
00:46:38.000 I always hear, like, you know, what was the other one?
00:46:43.000 Aspartame.
00:46:43.000 Yeah.
00:46:44.000 That's terrible.
00:46:44.000 Aspartame, the other, the coconut one.
00:46:47.000 Xylitol.
00:46:48.000 Yeah, what was the coconut one?
00:46:50.000 Fuck, what was that one?
00:46:52.000 Anyways.
00:46:53.000 Most of them, like, monk fruit is supposed to be really good.
00:46:57.000 Most of that stuff, like, the chemical stuff is dangerous, but stevia, I think, I'm pretty sure, we should have Jamie check.
00:47:05.000 As soon as Jamie comes back, I don't want to tell anybody, yeah, bro, eat all of stevia you want.
00:47:09.000 Do you remember that crazy guy that was snorting stevia?
00:47:12.000 Yeah.
00:47:13.000 Was his name Dan Quinn?
00:47:14.000 Yeah, is that guy still alive?
00:47:16.000 I don't know.
00:47:16.000 Man, that guy was crazy.
00:47:18.000 That was the weightlifter guy.
00:47:19.000 He was a fighter.
00:47:21.000 MMA guy.
00:47:21.000 Yeah, he had some awesome videos of him snorting stevia, talking about stevia burns off calories and gives you muscles.
00:47:27.000 Root beer.
00:47:28.000 Yeah, we got root beer, cream soda.
00:47:30.000 This is zero calories and it's sweetened with stevia and it's like LaCroix that tastes better.
00:47:37.000 Grapefruit citrus.
00:47:38.000 People are gonna think this is some really fucking low-level, sketchy commercial.
00:47:42.000 Man, if I wasn't wearing my MeUndies right now, I would...
00:47:45.000 Well, if you just go to Stamps.com today.
00:47:51.000 Oh my god, that tastes like root beer.
00:47:53.000 Yeah.
00:47:53.000 Legit.
00:47:54.000 Oh, I need this.
00:47:55.000 Okay, here's the question.
00:47:56.000 Is there anything wrong with Stevia?
00:47:58.000 We need to find out.
00:47:59.000 I feel like there was something recently that's...
00:48:01.000 Google, does Stevia kill you?
00:48:04.000 My dad's still on the thing where if it's any kind of artificial sweetener, your brain thinks it's real, so it releases chemicals unnecessarily that doesn't have anywhere to go.
00:48:13.000 So he says it's still bad for any artificial sweeteners.
00:48:16.000 Right, but this isn't an artificial sweetener.
00:48:18.000 It isn't.
00:48:19.000 No, stevia is made with a plant.
00:48:20.000 That's why it has the little green leaf.
00:48:22.000 That's what stevia looks like.
00:48:23.000 But isn't it your brain think, like, hey, this is sugar, though.
00:48:26.000 It tastes like sugar.
00:48:27.000 I don't know.
00:48:28.000 Maybe your brain does.
00:48:29.000 I don't know.
00:48:30.000 Maybe my brain's smart enough to know.
00:48:32.000 My brain's like, yo, bro.
00:48:34.000 This is fake, bro.
00:48:35.000 This is fake sugar, bro.
00:48:37.000 Don't get crazy.
00:48:38.000 I had a real Coke the other day by accident.
00:48:41.000 Oh.
00:48:41.000 Yeah, I went to a drive-thru.
00:48:43.000 It was late at night, and I was fucking starving.
00:48:46.000 And I'd worked all day, and I worked out, and I was just like, I just need to get a fucking Burger King.
00:48:50.000 Or not Burger King, Wendy's.
00:48:52.000 Went and got a Baconator.
00:48:54.000 Yeah.
00:48:55.000 And I asked for a Diet Coke, and they hooked me up with a regular Coke.
00:48:58.000 They always do that shit.
00:48:59.000 It pisses me off, but it's still good.
00:49:00.000 It was delicious.
00:49:02.000 It was so good.
00:49:03.000 I haven't had a regular Coke in years.
00:49:05.000 I treat myself once in a while, get a little Mexican Coke.
00:49:07.000 I went to In-N-Out the other day.
00:49:09.000 I am not on board with In-N-Out.
00:49:11.000 I'm not going to get shit on this, but...
00:49:13.000 What's wrong with you?
00:49:14.000 In-N-Out, it's so...
00:49:15.000 Cigarettes killed your fucking taste buds.
00:49:17.000 But you go to Wendy's, it's so much better.
00:49:19.000 What?
00:49:20.000 Who are you?
00:49:21.000 If you have a burger from In-N-Out and a burger from Wendy's, Wendy's tastes a million times better.
00:49:25.000 You are.
00:49:26.000 You definitely are fucked up.
00:49:27.000 I would love to have a taste test.
00:49:29.000 There's a show called Good Mythical...
00:49:30.000 Can you believe what he's saying?
00:49:31.000 I don't even know what you're saying.
00:49:32.000 There's a show called...
00:49:33.000 You really think that Wendy's is better than In-N-Out?
00:49:35.000 A million times better than In-N-Out.
00:49:36.000 That's a million.
00:49:37.000 A million.
00:49:38.000 I can't trust you with anything from now on.
00:49:40.000 You're from California, though, so you grew up on In-N-Out.
00:49:43.000 But most of your life is spent here in California.
00:49:46.000 Don't use the Columbus bias on Wendy's, though, because it's from where we're from.
00:49:50.000 It doesn't mean it's better.
00:49:52.000 You're from California.
00:49:53.000 You're all In-N-Out.
00:49:54.000 I would love to take Five Guys, all the burger places that we know of, and have a blind taste test, and you tell me which one is the best.
00:50:03.000 And I bet you In-N-Out would be nowhere close to the best.
00:50:06.000 Five Guys with bacon and jalapeno would buttfuck all the rest of them.
00:50:10.000 I just said it.
00:50:12.000 Five Guys is good.
00:50:13.000 I don't like the fries as much as I am.
00:50:15.000 They're the best.
00:50:16.000 See, you got a problem with your face.
00:50:18.000 Fatburger's really way up there.
00:50:19.000 Fatburger?
00:50:20.000 There's not many of them to compare.
00:50:22.000 Way up there taste-wise?
00:50:23.000 It's really, really, really good.
00:50:24.000 There's one like a mile away from here.
00:50:25.000 No, I know, but I mean, there's just not tons of them all around the world and country.
00:50:29.000 They're pretty good.
00:50:29.000 They're all right.
00:50:30.000 They're pretty good.
00:50:30.000 It's really good.
00:50:31.000 But I think they give you frozen meat.
00:50:32.000 I think it's frozen meat that they recook.
00:50:34.000 But I don't think that's that big of a deal.
00:50:36.000 I'll tell you what, man.
00:50:38.000 That whole frozen versus fresh argument, I think the real thing is when you cook it.
00:50:42.000 You gotta cook it right there and then.
00:50:45.000 The problem with a lot of these fast food places is they have that fucking thing cooked way in advance.
00:50:49.000 They just nuke them and then hand them to your microwave.
00:50:51.000 Burger King says flame broiled, but you know what they do?
00:50:54.000 They flame broil it, then they put it in a pan.
00:51:03.000 The grossest burger you'll ever have in your life is Carl's Jr. grass-fed burger.
00:51:08.000 Taste it sometime.
00:51:09.000 You'll throw it out your window.
00:51:11.000 It made me sick how disgusting it is.
00:51:14.000 Carl's Jr. right now is establishing lawsuits calling lawyers.
00:51:16.000 I know a lot of people are big fans of Whataburger when we talk about In-N-Out, where they have it.
00:51:20.000 I think Texas is a big place for Whataburger.
00:51:22.000 Yeah, because they're all Texas-ed out.
00:51:23.000 They got a fucking big belt buckle and cow horns on their front Cadillac.
00:51:27.000 Whataburger's delicious.
00:51:28.000 They're out of their fucking mind.
00:51:29.000 I buy the spicy ketchup from Amazon.
00:51:31.000 That's the best ketchup you'll ever have.
00:51:33.000 What is this?
00:51:34.000 You buy Whataburger ketchup?
00:51:35.000 Whataburger, spicy ketchup, Amazon.
00:51:38.000 I'll buy you.
00:51:39.000 It's fucking delicious.
00:51:40.000 That's so ridiculous.
00:51:41.000 This is the best ketchup in the world.
00:51:42.000 Whataburger's good.
00:51:43.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:51:44.000 I wouldn't say no if I was hungry, but it cannot fuck with Five Guys or In-N-Out.
00:51:48.000 Here's the stevia.
00:51:49.000 Let's do a taste test soon.
00:51:51.000 Okay, what's wrong with stevia?
00:51:52.000 What is it?
00:51:52.000 Stevia is short for stevia rebaudiana, a plant from...
00:51:59.000 The chrysanthemum family, which grows in parts of Brazil and Paraguay.
00:52:03.000 The compound that makes the stevia sugar is extracted from the leaves.
00:52:06.000 It's used in the UA, East Asia, Russia, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and is about 200 to 300 times sweeter than sugar.
00:52:13.000 Whoa!
00:52:14.000 When did the FDA approve it?
00:52:15.000 In the 1990s, the FDA rejected stevia as a food ingredient after research linked it to reproductive problems and possible genetic mutations in rats!
00:52:26.000 Well, I'm not a rat, so.
00:52:28.000 In 2008, the FDA approved a specific formula of pure stevia ribodiosida.
00:52:40.000 How do you say that?
00:52:41.000 Ribodioside A. Ribodioside A, pure via, and true via.
00:52:47.000 Both contain the RebA version of stevia, which is FDA approved.
00:52:53.000 The FDA recommended daily dose is no more than 1.3 mg per kg of body weight for healthy adults.
00:52:59.000 You'd have to have at least 29 Truvia packets a day to exceed that.
00:53:05.000 What do the experts say?
00:53:06.000 If your stevia isn't made from Reb A, like for example, the whole leaf extract that's sold at natural food markets and labeled as a dietary supplement hasn't been vetted for safety by the FDA. Oh, fuck.
00:53:37.000 Derived products decreased fertility in female rats.
00:53:40.000 God, feed it to chicks.
00:53:42.000 Shoot them full of loads.
00:53:44.000 And potentially led to mutations.
00:53:47.000 The FDA concluded that those problems didn't apply to Reb A based on additional research.
00:53:53.000 That's already paid off.
00:53:54.000 The problem with this fucking...
00:53:55.000 I don't trust any studies from back in the day anymore after that sugar study got exposed where you found out from the New York Times did this whole expose on how the sugar industry bribed all these scientists to say that sugar's not bad for you.
00:54:09.000 It's this saturated fat.
00:54:11.000 And they pushed all the blame on heart attacks and heart disease on the saturated fat.
00:54:17.000 It's just hilarious.
00:54:18.000 So this Zevia, I can't tell.
00:54:21.000 What they're pretty much saying is like the whole foods, the pure extracted stevia plants are not good for you.
00:54:28.000 Or they're saying it's not FDA. I think they say it hasn't been vetted.
00:54:31.000 That's the stuff that we put in coffee.
00:54:32.000 That was also a four-year-old article.
00:54:33.000 I was like motherjones.com, which seemed like a good place.
00:54:36.000 Mother Jones is a good place if you have stinky feet and you're like wearing Birkenstocks.
00:54:40.000 And you have wooden beads.
00:54:43.000 Mother Jones is a good magazine, but they're a super left-wing hippie.
00:54:48.000 I don't know if they're right, though.
00:54:50.000 They might be right.
00:54:51.000 Makes sense.
00:54:52.000 Yeah, I was just looking for some FDA results on that.
00:54:55.000 I mean, there's no biological free rides.
00:54:57.000 If you talk to doctors, they say, look, there's something probably going on.
00:55:02.000 I used to think that Advil was fine.
00:55:05.000 I just think that Advil, there's no problem with Advil until Dr. Rhonda Patrick explained to me about strokes and fucking heart attacks and all kinds of crazy shit that you can get from consuming Advil.
00:55:14.000 Wasn't Advil the thing that you're supposed to take, though, if you're having a heart attack?
00:55:18.000 No, that's aspirin.
00:55:20.000 Aspirin supposedly prevents heart attacks, but I wonder why.
00:55:24.000 Like, do you think it's, is it something in the, it's because aspirin, if I remember correctly, you should probably Google this, I think it comes from the bark of a tree.
00:55:32.000 I think actual aspirin is an extraction, like a plant extraction, and somehow or another aspirin Because it does reduce inflammation.
00:55:42.000 It's supposed to be good for people that have heart problems.
00:55:45.000 Aspirin blocks an enzyme called cyclooxygenase that makes your body less likely to produce chemicals that can cause inflammation.
00:55:56.000 It helps prevent blood clots.
00:55:58.000 That's important because they clog the arteries and bring blood to the heart, muscles, and the brain, which increases your risk of heart attack and stroke.
00:56:05.000 So, aspirin blocks that enzyme and makes you less likely to have heart attacks and stroke.
00:56:10.000 That's pretty badass.
00:56:12.000 But what is aspirin from?
00:56:14.000 Where does aspirin come from?
00:56:16.000 Is aspirin safe to take as a vitamin every day?
00:56:19.000 I think they actually encourage you to take aspirin.
00:56:21.000 But what else can be done that could probably mimic the effects?
00:56:26.000 When you talk to people that really understand health ailments, one of the big things they all seem to bring up is inflammation.
00:56:36.000 Inflammation is one of the number one sources of malaise.
00:56:41.000 How do you say that?
00:56:41.000 Malaise?
00:56:42.000 Disease, massive health issues that people have.
00:56:49.000 Inflammation.
00:56:49.000 Inflammation, they think, is a huge factor in cancer, a huge factor in heart attacks, strokes, everything.
00:56:56.000 Inflammation is just fucking bad.
00:56:58.000 Anytime you're eating inflammatory foods, That's the big problem with sugar.
00:57:03.000 That's the big problem with refined carbohydrates is that they produce inflammation in people.
00:57:07.000 A lot of people that have joint problems and shit, they go on a low-carbohydrate diet and all their joint problems go away.
00:57:14.000 If you have pain in your ankles and shit, a lot of people have found that just changing your diet makes that go away because a lot of that inflammation is just your body just not responding very well to your diet.
00:57:27.000 But that's different people.
00:57:28.000 So what does it say?
00:57:29.000 I don't see anything about it being from a tree.
00:57:31.000 Oh, I made it up.
00:57:32.000 It seems like it's...
00:57:33.000 I agree with you.
00:57:34.000 I've heard that before.
00:57:35.000 No, there's something that sounds familiar, but I don't know if it was aspirin or not.
00:57:39.000 Well, what does it say it comes from?
00:57:41.000 I think it's just a chemical compound.
00:57:43.000 I think...
00:57:43.000 Acetylic acid.
00:57:44.000 But I think it's...
00:57:45.000 Is aspirin extracted from a plant?
00:57:48.000 Google that.
00:57:49.000 Because I think aspirin was around way before they figured out how to make, like, pharmaceutical drugs.
00:57:55.000 I think that shit's been around forever.
00:57:59.000 There was a dude, there was a friend of mine who was a really funny comedian.
00:58:02.000 Who would, uh...
00:58:03.000 Willow bark.
00:58:04.000 Willow bark, see?
00:58:06.000 How to make aspirin from a willow tree.
00:58:08.000 Bitch.
00:58:09.000 Yeah, the bark of a white willow tree contains the salicin, which is the chemical known as the acetylic or whatever.
00:58:17.000 That sounds like witchcraft.
00:58:19.000 Doesn't it sound like witchcraft?
00:58:20.000 Mm-hmm.
00:58:21.000 The bark of a willow tree in the middle of the night on the socialist.
00:58:25.000 You bring it to me and I will conjure it up.
00:58:27.000 I will put it in a cauldron.
00:58:29.000 Is a willow tree the same as a weeping willow?
00:58:33.000 Mm-hmm.
00:58:35.000 Huh.
00:58:36.000 Weeping willow.
00:58:37.000 Willow is the one that's like sags.
00:58:39.000 Yeah, and it has like those fuzzy things on it maybe?
00:58:42.000 I feel like I had a willow tree coming up.
00:58:44.000 Ooh.
00:58:45.000 Yeah.
00:58:45.000 That's a pretty tree.
00:58:47.000 Whoa.
00:58:48.000 It's a nice tree.
00:58:51.000 Whoa.
00:58:51.000 What's that one?
00:58:52.000 It's frosted in one.
00:58:54.000 How to make aspirin from a willow tree.
00:58:55.000 Let's find out how to do it.
00:58:57.000 What do you got to do?
00:58:59.000 Let's make our own aspirin.
00:59:01.000 Let's make toothpicks out of a willow tree that prevent heart attacks.
00:59:05.000 Dude!
00:59:06.000 Now you're talking.
00:59:08.000 I wonder if that's real.
00:59:09.000 I wonder if you could do that.
00:59:10.000 Probably, huh?
00:59:10.000 Why not, right?
00:59:11.000 Always sucking on a toothpick instead of smoking a cigarette?
00:59:14.000 Yes!
00:59:15.000 Yes!
00:59:16.000 So that's what you want to do, right?
00:59:18.000 You want to quit smoking.
00:59:19.000 Yeah, quit smoking is my number one thing.
00:59:22.000 Lose weight is my number two thing.
00:59:24.000 What's number three?
00:59:25.000 Grow your dick?
00:59:27.000 Get rid of the damn rat at my house.
00:59:29.000 I feel like I'm diseased right now.
00:59:31.000 We played the video a couple weeks ago.
00:59:34.000 Of what?
00:59:34.000 Of your rat.
00:59:35.000 Screaming?
00:59:36.000 Of your rat.
00:59:37.000 Did we play the video?
00:59:37.000 I couldn't find the screaming one.
00:59:39.000 I found the link later and we moved on.
00:59:42.000 The screaming came there somewhere.
00:59:44.000 Brian caught a rat in a trap and set up cameras.
00:59:47.000 I didn't tell you what happened, the second part of what happened.
00:59:49.000 So there's two rats.
00:59:50.000 We killed one.
00:59:51.000 The second one with the video with the screaming one escaped.
00:59:55.000 For a week, we didn't see it.
00:59:56.000 All my cameras, I have like all these night vision cameras.
00:59:58.000 I'm like, well, it must have ran away.
01:00:00.000 So I took all my traps, put them underneath the sink.
01:00:03.000 One of my traps was an electric one where they walk in and they get electrocuted.
01:00:08.000 So I put that underneath the sink.
01:00:10.000 Anyways, cut to three months later, it smelled like death in my kitchen.
01:00:14.000 You've smelled death before and you're like, oh, what the fuck is that?
01:00:17.000 Sure enough, I open it up and I see this flashing red light.
01:00:19.000 The rat had gone into the electricity thing, electrocuted himself, and had been there for three months.
01:00:27.000 So he went in there after?
01:00:29.000 After.
01:00:29.000 He must have been injured underneath my sink.
01:00:32.000 He must have been injured.
01:00:33.000 He's the same rat?
01:00:34.000 Yeah.
01:00:35.000 Why?
01:00:35.000 Because I had so many cameras that I could tell there was one bigger, the pregnant one that we killed first.
01:00:41.000 Then there was the father or the husband.
01:00:44.000 It was two different sizes.
01:00:46.000 One was the crazy big, one was smaller.
01:00:51.000 So I look and I see this rat tail coming out and it smelled like death right when I opened up the thing.
01:00:56.000 Luckily I'm dating an Asian who eats fish eyeballs.
01:00:58.000 So I was like, get that out of here!
01:01:00.000 You made her do it?
01:01:01.000 No, she doesn't care.
01:01:01.000 She has no emotion about death.
01:01:06.000 Take her fishing!
01:01:07.000 I know.
01:01:08.000 So she takes it out and she puts it in the trash can.
01:01:12.000 I just told her to throw the whole thing away.
01:01:14.000 We're not going to reuse that electricity thing.
01:01:16.000 And it fell out into the trash can and it busts open and all these maggots just come out.
01:01:21.000 Hundreds of maggots.
01:01:23.000 It burst open.
01:01:24.000 The skin just couldn't take it anymore.
01:01:26.000 Did you take pictures?
01:01:28.000 No.
01:01:28.000 I think she did.
01:01:30.000 I think she did.
01:01:31.000 I was freaking out.
01:01:32.000 You should definitely take pictures of that.
01:01:33.000 But now the rat's back.
01:01:35.000 A new rat.
01:01:35.000 Well, it's not.
01:01:36.000 I guarantee you, you probably had a ton of rats living in your house.
01:01:39.000 Well, what it is, we got the exterminator out, and we have one of those crawl spaces underneath my house.
01:01:45.000 And the whole house has been, you know, gridded up so there's no rats can get inside.
01:01:49.000 So how they were getting in was confusing everyone.
01:01:52.000 Found our stupid-ass neighbor.
01:01:54.000 He's like, oh yeah, a rat...
01:01:55.000 Chewed through my screen in the back of my house a couple months ago, and he has a cat.
01:02:02.000 So they've been coming in his house, going in his kitchen, going underneath the house, going out into my house.
01:02:07.000 So it's just because he didn't tell us that he has a big hole in his back fucking screen.
01:02:12.000 Yeah, but his back screen, the rats are coming out of his house?
01:02:15.000 It's coming in his house through this hole, and then they go in his kitchen, and they can go underneath the house by going under the pipes in his kitchen.
01:02:24.000 I guarantee you there's rats everywhere.
01:02:26.000 Like, you can't blame this guy.
01:02:28.000 You live in an area, there's backyards.
01:02:31.000 There's horses everywhere.
01:02:32.000 Oh, dude, rats are everywhere.
01:02:33.000 You know where there's a fuckload of rats?
01:02:35.000 It's a goddamn comedy store.
01:02:36.000 Yeah, I saw three last night.
01:02:38.000 Every time I go to that back smoking area, I look for rats.
01:02:41.000 And you'll see them scurrying across the top.
01:02:43.000 I took videos of them.
01:02:45.000 We were all hanging out in the back in the parking lot area where it says Mitzi's spot only.
01:02:50.000 There's fucking rats all over the place over there.
01:02:52.000 I hate rats, man.
01:02:53.000 Do you have rats?
01:02:54.000 You don't have rats at your house.
01:02:55.000 You have other crazy shit, right?
01:02:57.000 We have rats.
01:02:58.000 There's definitely rats.
01:02:59.000 Yeah, we used to have tarantulas.
01:03:00.000 I caught a big tarantula the other day.
01:03:02.000 Put that on my Instagram.
01:03:03.000 I've never seen a tarantula just walking around.
01:03:06.000 That's real.
01:03:07.000 Yeah, it's a big fucker in my house.
01:03:10.000 In your house?
01:03:11.000 Yeah.
01:03:13.000 I put my sneaker next to it so people can see how big it is.
01:03:16.000 He was big.
01:03:18.000 I just can't take it.
01:03:20.000 But tarantulas are pretty mellow, man.
01:03:23.000 Like, you scoop them up.
01:03:24.000 I put it in a box.
01:03:25.000 I scooped them up in a shoe box, put them outside.
01:03:27.000 Yeah, they don't bite or anything.
01:03:28.000 Yeah, look at them.
01:03:29.000 Oh my god, though.
01:03:30.000 If I saw that coming out of my shoe, are you freaked out to put your shoes on?
01:03:34.000 He didn't come out of my shoe.
01:03:36.000 I put the shoe down next to him.
01:03:38.000 I know, but are you scared that any time you put your shoe on, there might be a tarantula in it?
01:03:42.000 Tarantulas don't scare me.
01:03:44.000 Black Widows were much smaller than that, and I see them all the time, and they will fuck you up.
01:03:49.000 Black Widows are what's really scary.
01:03:51.000 Yeah, I have a lot at my house.
01:03:53.000 Yeah.
01:03:54.000 That's a fucking big bug, right?
01:03:58.000 Would you ever eat that?
01:03:59.000 Yeah, they taste good, apparently.
01:04:01.000 They taste like crabs.
01:04:02.000 Well, they're in the crab family.
01:04:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:04:05.000 But I watched a television show where these people were living in the Amazon, I believe, and they were cooking.
01:04:12.000 See if you can find it.
01:04:14.000 Amazon natives cooking giant spiders.
01:04:18.000 I mean, and they had them.
01:04:19.000 You ever see how they do...
01:04:21.000 You need to look it up.
01:04:23.000 Listen, I hosted Fear Factor.
01:04:24.000 I could watch anything.
01:04:26.000 I could literally watch people eat dicks.
01:04:29.000 I have.
01:04:30.000 I know.
01:04:31.000 You ever seen those things that they make, it's almost like a screen, and they put a fish down, and then they put the other screen on top of it?
01:04:39.000 And they bury it?
01:04:40.000 No, no, no.
01:04:40.000 Like, you cook it over a fire.
01:04:42.000 Oh.
01:04:43.000 Not a screen, it's like a bunch of sticks and the fish is in between the sticks.
01:04:48.000 It basically just holds the fish in place while they cook it over the fire.
01:04:52.000 They did the same thing with these giant fucking tarantulas.
01:04:55.000 They cut them open, split them up and laid them down on this fire and just put the tarantulas out there to cook just like they would cook a crab or a piece of fish or something like that.
01:05:08.000 It looked good.
01:05:09.000 I bet they taste good.
01:05:13.000 They're really bugs.
01:05:15.000 They call lobsters bugs.
01:05:19.000 Those divers, they call them bugs.
01:05:22.000 Oh.
01:05:23.000 Oh, they're going to kill it?
01:05:23.000 No.
01:05:24.000 Yeah, see?
01:05:25.000 Here, they get these fuckers.
01:05:26.000 Is it pop in your mouth?
01:05:28.000 Oh, they get really itchy because the hairs off of those bugs, they're not bugs, really.
01:05:34.000 They're arachnids.
01:05:36.000 But the hair's off the spiders.
01:05:39.000 So they take it.
01:05:40.000 These are like little kids, man.
01:05:42.000 Oh, my God.
01:05:43.000 They cook them over the fire.
01:05:45.000 But the thing is, man, I think they taste good.
01:05:49.000 Somebody told me they ate them before.
01:05:50.000 You know what?
01:05:51.000 It might have been Les.
01:05:52.000 I think Les Stroud told me they ate them.
01:05:54.000 That he ate them.
01:05:56.000 My girlfriend would eat that right away.
01:05:57.000 No problem, right?
01:05:58.000 No problem.
01:05:59.000 With chopsticks.
01:06:00.000 Yep.
01:06:00.000 She put some of that duck sauce on it.
01:06:03.000 Look at these kids.
01:06:04.000 Mine's ready.
01:06:08.000 But it looks like crab.
01:06:12.000 Look, they're all excited.
01:06:19.000 Human planet, BBC. That's cool.
01:06:22.000 But why are we afraid of tarantulas, but we're not afraid of crab?
01:06:26.000 Like, you know, no one has a problem cooking like, you ever see like Alaskan king crab alive?
01:06:31.000 Their fucking legs are like this long.
01:06:33.000 They'll come in your house.
01:06:34.000 That's a good point.
01:06:36.000 You don't have to put a sneaker next to it.
01:06:38.000 I think it's hair.
01:06:39.000 I think it's a hair thing.
01:06:40.000 That's another good point.
01:06:42.000 But roaches don't have hair, and roaches freak you out.
01:06:46.000 Yeah, but that's a shell thing.
01:06:49.000 Huh.
01:06:49.000 Like, if roaches were yellow, no, that would have to be worse.
01:06:52.000 Well, listen, I ate a roach.
01:06:53.000 I ate a roach on Fear Factor.
01:06:55.000 They taste like nothing.
01:06:56.000 It's like nothing.
01:06:57.000 They squirt in your mouth.
01:06:58.000 That's kind of gross.
01:06:59.000 I gagged a little bit when it squirted when I bit into it because it was so juicy.
01:07:04.000 But the actual taste itself was very bland.
01:07:08.000 What about those pill bugs or those garden bugs that you guys used to have on Fear Factor?
01:07:13.000 Those big green caterpillars that would just pop in your mouth?
01:07:16.000 Oh, I ate one of those.
01:07:17.000 Tomato horn worm.
01:07:19.000 I ate one of those.
01:07:20.000 That wasn't so good.
01:07:22.000 What'd that taste like?
01:07:23.000 Not that strong, still.
01:07:25.000 But very mushy.
01:07:26.000 Like, if I was really hungry, I'd eat the shit out of a plate of those roaches.
01:07:31.000 Roaches?
01:07:31.000 Yeah.
01:07:32.000 Because I was in Mexico last year.
01:07:35.000 And we were in Cancun?
01:07:37.000 No.
01:07:38.000 Cabo.
01:07:39.000 Yeah, tomato hornworms.
01:07:40.000 Fear factor.
01:07:40.000 Here's me.
01:07:42.000 I squirted out.
01:07:45.000 Yeah.
01:07:46.000 Just chewing up a goddamn storm.
01:07:49.000 Man, this is when fear factor was awesome.
01:07:51.000 Here's the thing is, man, if I met this dude right now today, I'd go home.
01:07:55.000 I love this show.
01:07:57.000 If I saw that dude today, I'd be like, nice to meet you.
01:08:00.000 I don't remember meeting him.
01:08:02.000 That's so great.
01:08:03.000 My memory's such dog shit.
01:08:05.000 Wow.
01:08:06.000 My memory's pretty good for normal stuff, but I think I've seen too much.
01:08:12.000 Oh, these people.
01:08:12.000 I don't know who these people are.
01:08:14.000 This is when- But I obviously met them.
01:08:15.000 That dude is going to town, though.
01:08:16.000 Look at him.
01:08:18.000 This is when Fear Factor was amazing.
01:08:20.000 Yeah, ludicrous, man.
01:08:22.000 Call me.
01:08:22.000 I'll give you some tips.
01:08:24.000 Did we talk about this?
01:08:25.000 One of the stunts is like, oh no, you're going to get your cell phone wet.
01:08:28.000 I don't want to get my cell phone wet.
01:08:30.000 Is that real?
01:08:31.000 Yeah.
01:08:32.000 No.
01:08:34.000 They're on a budget.
01:08:35.000 Yeah.
01:08:35.000 Luda might have ate up that budget.
01:08:40.000 Just on that Fast and the Furious gig, Money, you know, he's stuck in that world with Tyrese and The Rock and all those guys in their franchise.
01:08:46.000 Did we talk about Tyrese and The Rock feuding?
01:08:49.000 Oh my god, did we talk about it yesterday?
01:08:51.000 Yeah, we mentioned it off-air, but we didn't talk about it.
01:08:53.000 I had no idea.
01:08:54.000 I was on YouTube looking at something else.
01:08:57.000 I was looking at some automobile thing, and I saw The Rock, and then I saw The Rock dissing Tyrese.
01:09:05.000 And I was like, this is real?
01:09:06.000 And I went to it, no, it's real.
01:09:08.000 They apparently, Tyrese talked a bunch of shit about The Rock.
01:09:11.000 And The Rock did a review of Tyrese's album.
01:09:14.000 But they're also in a movie right now together.
01:09:16.000 Doesn't matter.
01:09:17.000 He doesn't like that.
01:09:18.000 Yeah, the thing's coming out because The Rock made a deal to make a spin-off sequel to the Fast and the Furious franchise that's not involving anyone that's in the Fast and the Furious.
01:09:28.000 Good for him.
01:09:29.000 And they're mad.
01:09:30.000 Tyrese is like, you're splitting up the family.
01:09:32.000 Which means nobody wants to go see a goddamn Tyrese movie.
01:09:34.000 That's the real problem.
01:09:35.000 Yeah.
01:09:35.000 I'm on Team Rock.
01:09:36.000 Whatever he wants.
01:09:37.000 I love The Rock.
01:09:38.000 Me too.
01:09:38.000 He's the sweetheart of a guy if you meet him in person, too.
01:09:41.000 Oh, you got to meet him?
01:09:42.000 Yeah, he's great.
01:09:43.000 Tate did a movie with him, Jumanji.
01:09:45.000 He's a fucking great guy, like a legitimately great guy.
01:09:49.000 And he inspires the shit out of me.
01:09:52.000 You know, a lot of people think that that meathead stuff, like in the gym, like, push harder, get it done, you know, all work, all play, all day, you know, like all that crazy stuff.
01:10:02.000 I find him inspirational.
01:10:04.000 I don't care if it's simpleton stuff.
01:10:06.000 I think he's great.
01:10:07.000 I love him.
01:10:08.000 Yeah, what do you got?
01:10:09.000 Give me some volume.
01:10:14.000 Hardest workers in the room.
01:10:16.000 It's how we do it.
01:10:17.000 The number one question that I'm asked everywhere I go around the world is always, how is it that I stay so motivated?
01:10:23.000 What are the motivating factors in my life that keep me in this psychological space?
01:10:28.000 Number one will be gratitude.
01:10:30.000 I try and find a way to be grateful for every single thing I have every single day.
01:10:34.000 Wins, losses, loved ones, you name it.
01:10:36.000 My life wasn't always this way.
01:10:37.000 It was much different many moons ago.
01:10:39.000 So these days I'm grateful to the bone for everything.
01:10:42.000 The other thing is hunger.
01:10:44.000 You always hear people say, well, it's about being number one, about being at the top.
01:10:47.000 Or how about this?
01:10:48.000 You're always going to find somebody out there who's going to work harder.
01:10:50.000 Well, I don't know that.
01:10:52.000 That might be bullshit.
01:10:53.000 But I know no one is going to be hungrier than I am.
01:10:56.000 And I try and find a way to be grateful.
01:10:58.000 So I hope that helps.
01:11:00.000 It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
01:11:01.000 If you're watching this, you better be doing something productive and not freaky shit.
01:11:05.000 Well, you could go do some freaky shit.
01:11:08.000 Need a little editing, but I like the point.
01:11:11.000 It's inspirational, but all that saying about gratitude, that's real.
01:11:16.000 That's legit.
01:11:17.000 And who fucking works harder than that guy?
01:11:18.000 He's always on a new TV show, he's got ten movies, juggling at the same time, probably sleeps two hours a night.
01:11:24.000 Look at him.
01:11:25.000 I could do without all these pictures of people hopping in private jets, though.
01:11:28.000 I get it.
01:11:29.000 You're rich.
01:11:31.000 The private jet thing to me is just...
01:11:34.000 That's a weird form of selfie, you know?
01:11:37.000 Like, the private gym photos I get, but the private jet photos...
01:11:42.000 Who's the guy that faked the private jet?
01:11:44.000 Oh, Little Bow Wow!
01:11:46.000 Little Bow Wow?
01:11:47.000 What are you doing, Little Bow Wow?
01:11:48.000 Little Bow Wow, that's a meme now, isn't it?
01:11:50.000 Yeah.
01:11:51.000 Like people pretending to Little Bow Wow things?
01:11:54.000 What's funny is, nowadays...
01:11:56.000 That's so funny that someone on the plane busted him!
01:11:58.000 I know.
01:11:59.000 And it's crazy, because you could get a private jet pretty easily.
01:12:01.000 Now, there's an app, whatever that app is, where you can rent, like, if you're going to San Francisco, if you're with four people, you can get, like, $200 plane tickets on a private jet.
01:12:10.000 Really?
01:12:11.000 You can rent out private jets through an app now.
01:12:13.000 I think it's still pretty fucking expensive.
01:12:15.000 It's not.
01:12:16.000 I think it's called JetSmart?
01:12:18.000 JetSet.
01:12:20.000 The one here, you can only just go to, like, San Francisco, Vegas, and maybe, like, Oakland.
01:12:24.000 But it's cheap.
01:12:25.000 But it's cheap?
01:12:26.000 It's super cheap.
01:12:26.000 $200, $250?
01:12:27.000 $250 to go to Vegas?
01:12:28.000 Yeah, on a private jet.
01:12:29.000 And if you could rent out the whole jet just to your friends.
01:12:32.000 You gotta reserve it in time and make sure there's only so many seats.
01:12:34.000 After the Vegas massacre, tickets were like $70 to get to Vegas.
01:12:42.000 Like, how does that work?
01:12:43.000 Does the airline just decide no one's going to Vegas, we need to make it cheap and easy?
01:12:47.000 Right.
01:12:48.000 Or do they go in cahoots with the casinos?
01:12:51.000 Might just happen fast, I don't know.
01:12:53.000 I wonder if they're in cahoots with the casinos, because here's one thing that I noticed.
01:12:56.000 You can't get a late night flight out of Vegas.
01:12:59.000 They're like, no, stay.
01:13:01.000 You want to go home?
01:13:03.000 Well, I think that's because of noise order.
01:13:05.000 Same with Burbank.
01:13:06.000 You can't fly out or LAX. Vegas noisy.
01:13:10.000 Come on, man.
01:13:11.000 What time do they stop?
01:13:11.000 Around 10?
01:13:12.000 Probably.
01:13:13.000 You can leave LA at 1 in the morning, right?
01:13:15.000 You can leave LA any time of the night.
01:13:17.000 Yeah.
01:13:18.000 Would you feel weird staying at Mandalay Bay?
01:13:20.000 Because, I mean, we used to stay at Mandalay Bay all the time.
01:13:22.000 Dude, we stayed there all the time.
01:13:23.000 And I think I stayed in that room.
01:13:25.000 I'm almost positive I stayed in that room.
01:13:27.000 Probably have.
01:13:27.000 Because that was a corner suite.
01:13:29.000 It was a dope suite.
01:13:30.000 I think the Fertittas put me up in that room way back in the Dizze.
01:13:34.000 I'm almost positive.
01:13:35.000 I looked at that room.
01:13:36.000 I'm like, God, that seems like super familiar.
01:13:38.000 Yeah.
01:13:40.000 Yeah, I'd stay there.
01:13:41.000 I mean, fuck.
01:13:42.000 It's one guy, one crazy guy.
01:13:44.000 Now he's dead.
01:13:45.000 But if you go online and read all the fucking rumors and all the theories, Jamie's one of them.
01:13:53.000 I was looking at facts.
01:13:55.000 I'm not going into conspiracy stuff.
01:13:57.000 Jamie's kind of a truther.
01:13:58.000 He's a Vegas truther.
01:14:00.000 There's reporters looking into it.
01:14:01.000 I don't need to do that job for them.
01:14:02.000 They're looking into it.
01:14:03.000 Wait, what do you think?
01:14:03.000 What do you think?
01:14:04.000 There's a second gunman?
01:14:05.000 Third?
01:14:05.000 Fourth?
01:14:06.000 Fourth?
01:14:06.000 The team.
01:14:07.000 Do you really think that?
01:14:09.000 I'll just say this much of it.
01:14:10.000 While it was happening, I was listening to police scanner audio, and I was just following along the story.
01:14:14.000 The story changed, and I had questions on why it changed.
01:14:17.000 Seems super normal, sitting around listening to police scanner audio.
01:14:19.000 Oh, you mean multiple shooters from multiple hotels?
01:14:22.000 I'm not.
01:14:22.000 That's because he was shooting towards multiple hotels and then shooting straight towards the...
01:14:26.000 I'm just...
01:14:28.000 But no, there was some reports of people shooting people in New York, New York.
01:14:34.000 But here's the thing that you have to take into consideration.
01:14:37.000 Whenever there's a mass shooting like that, there's chaos.
01:14:40.000 And whenever there's chaos, you're going to get all sorts of bad information.
01:14:44.000 People just, like, they see things that's not there.
01:14:46.000 No one knew where the shooters were coming from.
01:14:48.000 People thought there were shooters in the crowd.
01:14:50.000 I have friends that were actually there at the thing that dodged bullets.
01:14:54.000 One of the girls who works for the USC... She was one of the ring car girls.
01:14:57.000 She was actually there and she said as she was running away people were dropping right next to her.
01:15:03.000 Like she's trying to run and people got shot like literally like a movie.
01:15:07.000 Boom!
01:15:08.000 People dropping and falling down right next to her.
01:15:10.000 One of her friends blew out her ACL because a guy got fucking shot in the head and fell and landed on her sideways and blew her knee out.
01:15:19.000 Dan Blitzerian said that woman next to him, her head blew up.
01:15:23.000 Yeah, he was running away making a video.
01:15:25.000 I just saw a girl get shot in the fucking head.
01:15:27.000 He was right there at the concert.
01:15:30.000 Fuck, man.
01:15:31.000 I mean, that guy planned that shit for a long time.
01:15:34.000 I mean, I don't like to read too much into it, but...
01:15:37.000 That whole family's fucking crazy.
01:15:39.000 The father was a serial bank robber who used to do all sorts of charity work so that people think he was a nice guy.
01:15:46.000 And then he'd do this charity work and, you know, hey, it's just me, just nice Mr. Fred.
01:15:51.000 And then Mr. Fred would go rob a fucking shitload of banks.
01:15:54.000 Yeah, and he had mental health issues too.
01:15:57.000 He was pretty fucked up.
01:15:59.000 The father was a nut.
01:16:00.000 He was a real sociopath.
01:16:01.000 And then the brother, the brother did like this rambling 30 plus minute interview where they were talking to him after the murders and all he just kept talking about is what a great guy his brother was and his brother was so smart and you know he was the type of guy that if he wanted to he'd just fly to Japan and have sushi.
01:16:22.000 Yeah, or kill 50 fucking people like it's nothing.
01:16:26.000 Like, what are you talking about?
01:16:27.000 Your brother's a fucking serial killer.
01:16:29.000 Your brother's a mass murderer.
01:16:31.000 You shouldn't be talking about what an eccentric character.
01:16:34.000 He wasn't like us.
01:16:35.000 He would win, win, win at the casinos, and they copped him everywhere.
01:16:40.000 It's real weird.
01:16:41.000 His brother talking is like a guy who's crazy, who's trying to not seem crazy.
01:16:46.000 That's what it's like.
01:16:47.000 It's like a guy who's trying to pretend like, hey, I think just like you guys do.
01:16:50.000 I mean, I'm perplexed.
01:16:53.000 That fucking apple does not fall far from the tree.
01:16:56.000 When you got a dad that's a psycho like that and he's raising kids, there's a high probability that all those kids are fucking psychos too.
01:17:04.000 This guy didn't do anything until he did this.
01:17:07.000 That's another thing that's fucked up.
01:17:09.000 It's not like this guy had this history of violence.
01:17:11.000 He had planned this out and apparently gone to several music festivals and taken hotel rooms overlooking the arena.
01:17:17.000 Probably plotting it out in his head.
01:17:19.000 When they found a note, people were like, what did the note say?
01:17:22.000 The note was ballistic calculations.
01:17:25.000 He was doing ballistic calculations, like drop of bullets.
01:17:28.000 If you're shooting someone and you're at a certain distance, some hunters have a sheet of paper that they put on their rifle sight.
01:17:38.000 And the rifle sight will say, like, at this, you know, hold here, you know, at 500 yards, turn to 7 or 6 or whatever they've calibrated it at.
01:17:49.000 So this guy had those calculations written down on a piece of paper while he was gunning people down out the window.
01:17:55.000 Straight up psycho.
01:17:57.000 It's just hard to believe that that's a real person.
01:18:00.000 And if you believe people that are, you know, quote-unquote experts in these sort of mass killings and these psychological outbursts, they think that they come in clusters.
01:18:11.000 That, like, this happens and then someone decides that I want to be the next guy and then they do it somewhere else.
01:18:19.000 So think about that.
01:18:23.000 Or not?
01:18:24.000 The JFK stuff didn't come out yet, right?
01:18:26.000 That's supposed to come out.
01:18:28.000 Clinton.
01:18:29.000 Trump is, I guess, supporting it.
01:18:31.000 He's going to release it all.
01:18:32.000 Of course, they're trying to kill him.
01:18:34.000 Do you think they're trying to kill Trump?
01:18:35.000 Do you think it's going to show anything?
01:18:37.000 I don't know.
01:18:37.000 I think someone's trying to kill Trump, though.
01:18:39.000 Do you think?
01:18:40.000 Have you had a guess?
01:18:41.000 I mean, isn't anyone ever...
01:18:43.000 every president's probably always being threatened, so...
01:18:45.000 Right, but not just threatened.
01:18:46.000 Like, do you think there's ever been a, like, a meeting where they got behind closed doors, like some shadow government type shit, and they said, um...
01:18:54.000 Do we do this?
01:18:55.000 How do you want to do this?
01:18:56.000 You want to do this?
01:18:57.000 What are we doing?
01:18:58.000 We're going to do this?
01:18:59.000 This guy's talking about the...
01:19:02.000 There was like a recent thing where he was blaming the FBI for something about Russia, saying the FBI was involved in suppressing information.
01:19:11.000 And everybody's like, do you understand that the President of the United States is questioning the integrity of the intelligence community?
01:19:18.000 Like how crazy that is?
01:19:19.000 Yeah, he doesn't trust them or whatever.
01:19:21.000 He doesn't trust the three letter.
01:19:22.000 He loves to do that though.
01:19:24.000 He loves to make everyone else seem untrustworthy.
01:19:28.000 I mean that is his thing.
01:19:29.000 Like his thing is about fake news, the failing New York Times, fake news CNN. Did fake news that like word exist two years ago?
01:19:38.000 And it's now like it's the it's I don't you can't go a day without fucking hearing.
01:19:43.000 I do not remember the term fake news.
01:19:45.000 No.
01:19:45.000 I remember right before Trump became president, I remember talking to my mom about how horrible everything was.
01:19:53.000 And I remember going, the biggest problem I have is with this fake news.
01:19:56.000 And that was before fake news was talked about on TV. But I was talking about fake news on Facebook.
01:20:03.000 I was saying, like, my sister keeps on posting this bullshit.
01:20:06.000 It's fake stuff that she's posting, and I was getting mad at my sister.
01:20:09.000 It's like fake news.
01:20:09.000 And I remember my mom goes, there is a lot of fake news.
01:20:12.000 And then literally, like, two months later, everyone's talking fake news.
01:20:15.000 But that fake news was kind of obvious, though.
01:20:17.000 That was like when they said that I killed a mountain lion outside the ice house with my belt.
01:20:21.000 Ha ha!
01:20:22.000 You know, that was like fake news.
01:20:24.000 There was another one.
01:20:25.000 Someone said that I disarmed somebody at the comedy store.
01:20:27.000 A buddy of mine who's a cop actually sent me a text saying, hey, way to go.
01:20:31.000 That's a tough situation to be in.
01:20:32.000 I was like, what?
01:20:33.000 He's like, you disarmed somebody at the comedy store.
01:20:35.000 I go, what?
01:20:36.000 I'm not disarming nobody, man.
01:20:38.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
01:20:40.000 I guess thinking that through, what happened next, I would guess, or I would say is that people started manipulating those websites to not be parody or satire even, but they would make it look like a local news channel in some part of Pennsylvania or West Virginia and then make...
01:20:57.000 Really salacious clickbait story, but have a bunch of Google ads on there.
01:21:02.000 I've seen those.
01:21:03.000 Those got weaponized, apparently, a little bit.
01:21:05.000 Weaponized.
01:21:06.000 Weaponized.
01:21:06.000 That's the word I would use, because they were being turned into bots.
01:21:10.000 Right.
01:21:10.000 And that's what spread the quote-unquote fake news of today.
01:21:15.000 It's being spread all over.
01:21:16.000 Well, I was reading a story, I think it was on Dig, about a Russian troll farm.
01:21:22.000 Like, that they have these businesses.
01:21:25.000 Like, these troll farms, they're businesses.
01:21:29.000 It's like, do you work at T-Mobile?
01:21:32.000 No, I work at the troll farm.
01:21:33.000 What a fun job that would be.
01:21:36.000 That's so great.
01:21:38.000 Well, you were one of the original trolls, dude.
01:21:40.000 Pepsi Spice!
01:21:41.000 Oh yeah.
01:21:41.000 We brought that up many times.
01:21:43.000 Russian troll farm that weaponized Facebook had American boots on the ground.
01:21:47.000 Okay.
01:21:47.000 That article makes me annoyed, Maya.
01:21:50.000 You're annoying me.
01:21:51.000 Weaponized?
01:21:52.000 That's all annoying me.
01:21:54.000 Why is that term?
01:21:56.000 That's such a loaded term.
01:21:57.000 Weaponized?
01:21:58.000 Go to it.
01:21:59.000 Let's understand what she said.
01:22:00.000 Twitter CEO shares tweets.
01:22:01.000 Hold on a second.
01:22:02.000 Is that Jack?
01:22:04.000 I think so.
01:22:04.000 I'm trying to get Jack in here.
01:22:06.000 That'd be awesome.
01:22:06.000 We've had conversations.
01:22:08.000 Twitter CEO shared tweets from Russian Troll Farm, account claiming to be a black woman.
01:22:13.000 LAUGHTER Oh, that's so good.
01:22:20.000 Oh, that's so good.
01:22:23.000 Rihanna collects her humanitarian award from Harvard.
01:22:28.000 She kicked off Women's History Month with a bang.
01:22:31.000 Reads one of the tweets Dorsey shared from Crystal One Johnson in March 2016. That's hilarious.
01:22:39.000 So this woman is tweeting all this shit, pretending she's a black woman, but really it's an account made by the Russian Internet Research Agency with links to the Kremlin.
01:22:49.000 That is wonderful.
01:22:52.000 Crystal1Johnson.
01:22:52.000 Do you think they killed her account?
01:22:54.000 Go to her account.
01:22:54.000 See if it's legit.
01:22:55.000 I hope it's still there.
01:22:57.000 Just highlight it.
01:23:01.000 Crystal1Johnson.
01:23:02.000 Please, please be real.
01:23:03.000 Please be real.
01:23:04.000 Please be real.
01:23:04.000 Tell me if you think it's real, Brian.
01:23:06.000 Guess.
01:23:06.000 Yes.
01:23:07.000 Guess.
01:23:08.000 Let's see.
01:23:09.000 Let's see.
01:23:09.000 Go.
01:23:12.000 Oh, she's still up!
01:23:13.000 No, it's gone.
01:23:14.000 It's gone.
01:23:15.000 Account suspended.
01:23:16.000 Wow.
01:23:17.000 Goddammit.
01:23:18.000 Goddammit, Jack.
01:23:19.000 That was what she used to look like?
01:23:21.000 No, no, that was somebody else's account who had retweeted it to.
01:23:23.000 Oh, that's her tweets.
01:23:25.000 That's the account there.
01:23:26.000 This is amazing.
01:23:27.000 Look, she has a picture of a beautiful black girl laughing.
01:23:31.000 You probably didn't learn this in school.
01:23:33.000 And then she has a pic.
01:23:34.000 It says, Amelia Bassano is the lady who wrote all of Shakespeare's plays.
01:23:39.000 Because she was black, they would not publish her work.
01:23:40.000 She died in poverty because she never received a dime for her work.
01:23:43.000 Shakespeare was illiterate and could barely write his own name.
01:23:49.000 What?
01:23:49.000 Why are Russians writing this?
01:23:51.000 This is awesome.
01:23:51.000 Because it's funny!
01:23:52.000 Positive black.
01:23:53.000 So people will share that.
01:23:55.000 Go back up to that tweet that doesn't show you how many people retweeted it, does it?
01:23:59.000 Not because it got deleted, so I can't find it.
01:24:00.000 Oh, this is wonderful.
01:24:02.000 It's wonderful.
01:24:03.000 I mean, that's like so obviously not true.
01:24:05.000 Like, she's pretending that some black woman wrote all of Shakespeare.
01:24:09.000 I mean, isn't that like, wouldn't that be like the ultimate thing?
01:24:12.000 Like the white man, the white male privilege of Shakespeare allowed him to steal.
01:24:17.000 What is that?
01:24:17.000 That's some Anne Frank was actually an African American.
01:24:20.000 No way.
01:24:20.000 Is that real?
01:24:21.000 This is the real Anne Frank.
01:24:23.000 If someone believed it, then...
01:24:24.000 Anna Quisha Frank Jackson.
01:24:27.000 I think it's a joke for sure.
01:24:28.000 She was a Jew from Africa.
01:24:30.000 The real land of the chosen people.
01:24:33.000 Oh my god, that is amazing.
01:24:35.000 But that would trick someone who doesn't use the internet a lot, you know?
01:24:39.000 Whitewashed fake.
01:24:40.000 No, she's pretending to be a crazy, radical feminist.
01:24:45.000 This was a response to that tweet by some random person.
01:24:49.000 Oh!
01:24:50.000 Delirium swag.
01:24:51.000 Oh, that guy's probably Russian, too.
01:24:54.000 How many people that you contact on a daily basis are actually just Russian trolls?
01:24:57.000 Half the internet, I feel like.
01:25:00.000 Could be.
01:25:01.000 Yeah.
01:25:01.000 But what they're doing is very clever, though.
01:25:04.000 Like, it seems legit.
01:25:07.000 Seems legit, right?
01:25:09.000 Like, that seems like a crazy person.
01:25:10.000 I've seen many, many crazy, radical black activists on Twitter that say things that aren't nearly as ridiculous as that.
01:25:19.000 Or that that's more ridiculous, or that's less ridiculous than what they say.
01:25:25.000 I mean, if it's part of the problem, I don't even know if that's the right way to phrase it, but this is going on all over the internet in different forms and variations, and it's being used in not so nefarious ways, but it's being used for potentially good.
01:25:39.000 I don't know what the good would be, but someone has probably figured out how to use these bots.
01:25:44.000 Do you remember before retweeting was an option on Twitter, people would write RT, and then they would write what you said?
01:25:51.000 Yeah.
01:25:52.000 I used to encourage people to write RT and just make up a bunch of shit that I said.
01:25:58.000 And then I would go, this is outrageous.
01:26:00.000 I've never said this.
01:26:01.000 How dare you?
01:26:02.000 And people would just say the most ridiculous shit.
01:26:04.000 Like, I love the taste of Cox.
01:26:06.000 And, you know, RT, Joe Rogan, just finally coming out.
01:26:10.000 I was like, goddammit!
01:26:12.000 But I just...
01:26:14.000 I don't remember when I did this, but it was like the early days of Twitter because I was like, this is, God, you could definitely just do that.
01:26:21.000 And then people would believe that you said a bunch of racist shit or a bunch of gay shit.
01:26:25.000 Well, you just opened that back up now, didn't you?
01:26:27.000 Go crazy.
01:26:28.000 I like it.
01:26:29.000 This is part of what I like about the internet.
01:26:33.000 Did you read, or did you listen, rather, to the Radiolab podcast on Shia LaBeouf?
01:26:38.000 No.
01:26:39.000 LaBeouf?
01:26:39.000 No, I didn't.
01:26:40.000 It's fucking great.
01:26:41.000 I sent it to Jamie.
01:26:42.000 It's fucking great.
01:26:43.000 What is it called again?
01:26:44.000 Truth Trolls?
01:26:45.000 Yeah, you have to find it because they took it down.
01:26:48.000 How'd they take it down?
01:26:48.000 I just got it off...
01:26:49.000 You had it already downloaded on your phone because you've auto-downloaded Radiolab Podcast.
01:26:54.000 So when I went to go find it, I had to go search for it.
01:26:56.000 I sent you that link.
01:26:57.000 They had taken it down the next day or something.
01:27:00.000 What?
01:27:00.000 Because people thought that they were endorsing that.
01:27:03.000 Trolling.
01:27:03.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:27:04.000 They should be endorsing it.
01:27:05.000 It was awesome.
01:27:06.000 What the 4chan guys did was fucking amazing.
01:27:09.000 This is what they did.
01:27:10.000 Shia LaBeouf.
01:27:11.000 Is that how you say his name?
01:27:12.000 The Booth.
01:27:13.000 Whatever that fucking crazy asshole's name.
01:27:16.000 He was doing some weird art piece where he stood around with a bunch of other people and was like, he will not divide us.
01:27:23.000 He will not divide us.
01:27:24.000 They would all say that.
01:27:25.000 And then all these 4chan people found out about it, so they showed up and started yelling a bunch of fucking Trump shit.
01:27:31.000 It's still up live right now.
01:27:33.000 The camera is still on?
01:27:35.000 After that whole thing ended, they ended up selling this to another company or art people, and they're handling all of it now, so Shai's name's not attached anymore.
01:27:43.000 Okay.
01:27:43.000 So this, he will not divide us thing, right?
01:27:46.000 He would go to these places and say, he will not divide us, he will not divide us, and people would show up, and they would show up with like...
01:27:53.000 Kekistan shirts on with Pepe the Frog.
01:27:56.000 They would wear Make America Great Again hats on.
01:27:58.000 And they weren't even necessarily Trump supporters.
01:28:00.000 They were just people trying to have fun, right?
01:28:02.000 They're trying to fuck with people, right?
01:28:04.000 So what they did was...
01:28:06.000 Shia LaBeouf put up a flag in the middle of nowhere that said he will not divide us and then had a live stream where you could go and look at the flag as it's waving in the breeze, right?
01:28:20.000 They found the fucking flag.
01:28:22.000 They found out where it was and the way they found it was genius and it's all detailed in this Radiolab.
01:28:27.000 The fact they took it down is actually making me mad.
01:28:30.000 Why would they?
01:28:31.000 Because what these guys did was awesome.
01:28:33.000 Alright?
01:28:34.000 First of all, it was brilliant.
01:28:35.000 They found social media posts that showed that people had met Shia LaBeouf in some place.
01:28:41.000 Is that how you say his fucking name?
01:28:42.000 LaBeouf.
01:28:43.000 LaBeouf?
01:28:43.000 They found out that they had met him in some weird place in Tennessee.
01:28:47.000 So they triangulated where he would be, right?
01:28:49.000 So then what they did was they went around.
01:28:52.000 They had one of their members go around with a car and beep the horn so they could hear the horn on the camera.
01:29:00.000 And once they heard the horn on camera, then they knew he was there.
01:29:02.000 Or then they knew the flag was there.
01:29:04.000 So then they found out where it is by stars!
01:29:07.000 They looked at the fucking stars and they figured out where the area is.
01:29:12.000 Because when it's nighttime, you can see the stars on the live feed, and they figured out what constellation it was.
01:29:16.000 They went to the fucking flag, took it down, put a Make America Great Again hat on and a Pepe the Frog thing up there, and the guy walks up to the camera and goes, fuck Shia LaBeouf.
01:29:28.000 I love it.
01:29:29.000 And that's the end of it.
01:29:30.000 So great.
01:29:31.000 The fact that Radiolab took that down, that's depressing.
01:29:35.000 Why did they do that?
01:29:36.000 Did they not understand what's happening here?
01:29:38.000 Here's one of the ways how they did it.
01:29:40.000 When he was moving around, they found the log cabin he was in, and they're like, let's look for rental cabins that match the wood pattern.
01:29:48.000 There are around 3,000 rental caverns in Lapland.
01:29:52.000 We just need to match the wood patterns easy enough.
01:29:55.000 And then they just spend time doing it?
01:29:58.000 These guys are animals!
01:29:59.000 I fucking love this!
01:30:02.000 I don't understand why they were mad.
01:30:06.000 Here's how they did it too.
01:30:08.000 But this is what I understand.
01:30:09.000 I don't understand why Radiolab would take that down.
01:30:11.000 Why don't you Google that?
01:30:12.000 Why did Radiolab take down the Twitter truth or trolls, troll, truth trolls, whatever the fuck it was.
01:30:19.000 So you listen to radio.
01:30:21.000 I've never listened to Radiolab.
01:30:22.000 What is it?
01:30:23.000 It's an amazing podcast.
01:30:24.000 It's really good.
01:30:25.000 Is it like a news?
01:30:25.000 It's one of my favorite podcasts.
01:30:27.000 They have all kinds of crazy shit on.
01:30:29.000 I mean, they have stuff on all sorts of different...
01:30:31.000 Oh, Radiolab removes its Truth Trolls episode from podcast feed.
01:30:35.000 Yeah, I was trying to find the actual...
01:30:37.000 Does it say why?
01:30:39.000 They posted a reason why, and this isn't theirs.
01:30:41.000 Hold on a second.
01:30:43.000 But it's saying that they removed it, right?
01:30:45.000 That was someone who wrote an article.
01:30:47.000 Well, obviously they removed it.
01:30:48.000 Oh, editorial.
01:30:49.000 Radio Lab has decided to take down this episode.
01:30:52.000 Some listeners called us out saying that in telling the Capture the Flag story in the way that we did, we essentially condone some pretty despicable ideology and behavior.
01:31:01.000 Oh, come on.
01:31:04.000 To all the listeners who felt that way and everyone else, please know that we hear you and that we take these criticisms to heart.
01:31:12.000 I feel awful that the things we said could be interpreted that way.
01:31:16.000 That's on us.
01:31:17.000 It was certainly not our intention, and we apologize.
01:31:21.000 Come on, folks.
01:31:22.000 You guys are missing the humor of this.
01:31:25.000 These aren't despicable people.
01:31:26.000 They are saying things that are ridiculous because it's funny.
01:31:31.000 Like, there's a lot of people that say a lot of fucked up shit online.
01:31:36.000 Do they actually mean this stuff, or are they saying it because they are anonymous and because it's fun to say fucked up things online that you're not supposed to say?
01:31:46.000 I would say the latter.
01:31:48.000 I think there's a bunch of people that are really legitimately fucked up online.
01:31:51.000 There's a bunch of other people that think it's fun because they're stuck at some goddamn soul-sucking job in some fucking cubicle somewhere and they have access to the internet.
01:32:00.000 And so they go on message boards and they fuck around and they troll this asshole.
01:32:04.000 Shia LaBeouf is a dum-dum, alright?
01:32:07.000 He's a fucking plagiarist.
01:32:08.000 I mean, this guy's been busted for plagiarizing like giant chunks of other people's work, right?
01:32:13.000 Like, what did he get busted for plagiarizing?
01:32:15.000 He's in jail every couple weeks for being an asshole and being drunk and, like, yelling at people.
01:32:21.000 Well, he's a silly fool.
01:32:22.000 I think that that gig, being a fucking movie star, is insane.
01:32:26.000 I think it's insanely pressure-filled.
01:32:28.000 It's way harder than what we do in terms of, like, dealing with all the people that like you and managing all the relationships and brief history of Shia LaBeouf copying the work of others.
01:32:39.000 Yeah, it's like a ton of shit.
01:32:41.000 What does it say?
01:32:42.000 He plagiarized an apology to Alec Baldwin.
01:32:46.000 In 2013, he abruptly quit what would have been his first Broadway show, Orphans, due to creative differences.
01:32:52.000 That is, he couldn't get along with Alec Baldwin, according to reports.
01:32:55.000 LaBeouf decided the best way to explain his departure would be to tweet out a photo of his email apology to the cast.
01:33:02.000 And Baldwin.
01:33:02.000 By name, unfortunately, parts of the prose sample, a man owns up, dot dot dot, a man ellipsis, a man grasps his mistakes, was ripped off verbatim from a 2009 Esquire article titled, What is a Man?
01:33:18.000 People, including the article's author, noticed.
01:33:20.000 Hmm.
01:33:22.000 Barf.
01:33:23.000 Yeah, that's not that bad, but he plagiarized a bunch of shit.
01:33:28.000 He plagiarized his directorial debut.
01:33:30.000 His short film, howardcantor.com, premiered in the 2012 Cannes Film Festival until it was posted online December 16, 2013, that viewers began to notice that the film was almost an exact adaptation of a graphic novel, that's the one,
01:33:45.000 by Daniel Close, best known for Ghost World.
01:33:49.000 Close-told BuzzFeed, which brought much of this story to public light.
01:33:56.000 The first I ever heard of the film was the morning when someone sent me a link.
01:33:59.000 I've never spoken or met Mr. LaBeouf.
01:34:02.000 I've never seen even one of his films that I can recall.
01:34:05.000 And I was shocked, to say the least, when I saw that he took the script and even many of the visuals from a very personal story I did six or seven years ago and passed it off as his own work.
01:34:17.000 Yeah.
01:34:17.000 Wow.
01:34:18.000 I actually can't imagine what was going through his mind.
01:34:21.000 He then apologized for plagiarism by plagiarizing a Yahoo Answers post from four years ago.
01:34:27.000 My God!
01:34:29.000 He says copying isn't particularly creative work.
01:34:31.000 Being inspired by someone else's idea to produce something new and different is creative work.
01:34:38.000 Huh.
01:34:39.000 Huh.
01:34:40.000 Well, that's not totally copying what he said from the Yahoo's answers, but it's pretty goddamn close.
01:34:47.000 Whatever.
01:34:47.000 He's obviously got mental issues.
01:34:50.000 And whether they're real or whether he's trolling or whether he's having a psychological meltdown because of all the pressure of being an actor.
01:34:59.000 Shitload of pressure and being in Transformers.
01:35:03.000 Fucking actors, man.
01:35:05.000 They're so gross.
01:35:06.000 Some of them are great.
01:35:07.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:35:08.000 I met a lot of cool actors.
01:35:09.000 A lot.
01:35:10.000 But I would say 10% of them are useless.
01:35:13.000 That's a big number.
01:35:15.000 That's a big number.
01:35:16.000 I would say 3% of comedians are useless.
01:35:21.000 Am I being generous?
01:35:22.000 Yeah, with the open micers.
01:35:24.000 Oh, you can't count those.
01:35:26.000 Professionals.
01:35:27.000 Professionals, yeah, 3%.
01:35:28.000 3%.
01:35:29.000 Maybe 5%.
01:35:30.000 3% are just loopy.
01:35:32.000 But at the Comedy Store, it's even less.
01:35:34.000 Like, paid regulars at the Comedy Store?
01:35:37.000 I would say it's less than 1%.
01:35:38.000 Oh, yeah.
01:35:39.000 That's totally different.
01:35:39.000 Because when you're including all comedians, and you're talking about the cruise ship comedians, and then you're the comedy class comedians.
01:35:49.000 Flappers.
01:35:49.000 Flappers, the whole establishment.
01:35:52.000 Yeah, the broad spectrum of humans that tell jokes on stage.
01:35:57.000 I ran into a buddy of mine who used to work on Fear Factor, and he's now doing stand-up in Burlington, Vermont.
01:36:03.000 He didn't start until he was in his 40s.
01:36:05.000 Wow.
01:36:05.000 Yeah, he just had a fucking dream.
01:36:08.000 I've got a dream.
01:36:09.000 I've got a dream.
01:36:11.000 And he just decided to start doing stand-up comedy in his 40s.
01:36:15.000 Dean Del Rey started at a really young age.
01:36:17.000 Really?
01:36:17.000 I think at like 38 or something like that.
01:36:20.000 I want to say Dean was in his 40s as well.
01:36:22.000 Yeah.
01:36:22.000 Because Dean's in his 50s now.
01:36:23.000 Yeah.
01:36:24.000 I don't think he's been doing comedy for 10 years.
01:36:26.000 Yeah.
01:36:26.000 No, he hasn't.
01:36:27.000 I started open mics with him like seven years ago.
01:36:30.000 He's pretty fucking funny now, man.
01:36:32.000 I'll tell you what, Dean had a set the other night at the improv.
01:36:34.000 He made me laugh hard.
01:36:35.000 He had some funny jokes.
01:36:37.000 I don't want to say what the joke, the bit about, but it was about people who don't wear condoms.
01:36:41.000 It was fucking really well written.
01:36:44.000 He goes on stage more than anyone I know.
01:36:46.000 He actually writes down each time he goes on stage.
01:36:49.000 If he doesn't go up two or three times a night, he freaks out.
01:36:52.000 He doesn't date.
01:36:54.000 He doesn't have any relationships.
01:36:55.000 He just does stand up 100%.
01:36:57.000 Yeah, what's that about?
01:36:58.000 He doesn't date.
01:36:59.000 I don't know, man.
01:37:00.000 That seems like not a good time.
01:37:02.000 Every time I ask him about it, he's always just like, I don't want to interrupt my comedy.
01:37:07.000 He's so focused on comedy.
01:37:08.000 Why does he date a comedian?
01:37:10.000 It's probably a bad idea.
01:37:13.000 Always goes bad.
01:37:13.000 Doesn't always go bad.
01:37:14.000 Look at Tom and Christina.
01:37:15.000 And Natasha Lazaro is a good one.
01:37:17.000 She just fucking swings monkey bars from one comedian to the next.
01:37:21.000 I think she's pregnant now.
01:37:23.000 No way!
01:37:24.000 That's awesome.
01:37:25.000 That or it was a joke.
01:37:26.000 She was on Fallon.
01:37:28.000 Probably a joke.
01:37:28.000 I don't think so.
01:37:29.000 Do you think Moshe Kasher is fertile?
01:37:33.000 Yeah.
01:37:34.000 He's got that good juice sperm.
01:37:38.000 He's got that good juice.
01:37:39.000 That good jujuice.
01:37:43.000 Good.
01:37:43.000 They would be great parents.
01:37:45.000 They're fucking smart as shit.
01:37:47.000 Reveals the worst parts of being pregnant in 2017. Oh, she is pregnant.
01:37:50.000 Wow.
01:37:51.000 She has a nice little belly going on.
01:37:53.000 That's interesting because she was kind of cranky last time I saw her at the Comedy Store.
01:37:56.000 That makes sense.
01:37:56.000 She didn't look pregnant, though, because she had so many things on, I guess.
01:38:00.000 Yeah, well, she's well-dressed.
01:38:03.000 That's interesting.
01:38:04.000 If you had to pick the funniest comedian couples, they're top three.
01:38:10.000 It's like Rich Voss and Bonnie McFarlane are up there.
01:38:14.000 I think I got to give the fucking title to the mommies.
01:38:17.000 I give the title to Tom and Christina.
01:38:19.000 Absolutely.
01:38:19.000 I think they're number one as far as funniest couple.
01:38:22.000 But Moshe and Natasha are right up there.
01:38:24.000 They're both legit, real, you know, top flight stand-ups.
01:38:28.000 And they actually get along somehow.
01:38:30.000 They're also the water champs.
01:38:31.000 I don't know if...
01:38:31.000 Tom and Christina?
01:38:32.000 Yeah, they're the water champs.
01:38:33.000 But they have a champ.
01:38:35.000 They have, like, real competition with each other to see who's the water champ.
01:38:38.000 They're having a personality champ contest amongst themselves.
01:38:42.000 Yeah.
01:38:43.000 Well, Tom is in the fucking throes of our yoga challenge and he's lost a shitload of weight.
01:38:50.000 Christine was just ranting about it, like how great he looks.
01:38:53.000 He looks awesome.
01:38:53.000 Dude!
01:38:54.000 That fucking guy, when we did that weight loss challenge, he lost like, what was it, like 40-something pounds and then just ran with it.
01:39:01.000 Never let up.
01:39:02.000 Never went back to his old ways of eating and just stayed fit.
01:39:06.000 Worked out constantly.
01:39:08.000 Yeah, and he looks great.
01:39:09.000 There was a picture of him the other day that somebody put up on Instagram, and I was like, Jesus Christ, look at him.
01:39:14.000 He's skinny.
01:39:15.000 He's got to go get all new pictures again, because he doesn't look the same.
01:39:20.000 Well, Bert was talking about that, his Mostly Stories photo.
01:39:23.000 He's got this big old moon face.
01:39:26.000 And now you look at him, and he's all fucking thin and sexy.
01:39:31.000 We gotta wrap this up, dude.
01:39:32.000 I gotta abbreviate this one and get this out of here quicker than most.
01:39:37.000 Can I recommend a show for you?
01:39:38.000 Please do.
01:39:39.000 There's a show that I can't get enough.
01:39:40.000 It's called Good Mythical Morning.
01:39:42.000 Have you ever watched this show?
01:39:44.000 Jamie?
01:39:44.000 So it's these two guys and it's really interesting how they filmed it because it's for all, like kids love it and adults love it and they're these two guys and every day they do this show and it's only like maybe 15 minutes long but every day it's something different like we're going to taste test 10 hamburgers and we're going to figure out which one it is or we're going to see if we're going to play this game where one We're good to
01:40:15.000 go.
01:40:16.000 We're good to go.
01:40:28.000 It's really great.
01:40:30.000 I highly recommend it.
01:40:31.000 It's called Good Mythical Morning.
01:40:32.000 They also have a podcast called Ear Biscuits.
01:40:36.000 Rhett and Link are the guys' names.
01:40:37.000 They're pretty popular.
01:40:37.000 Did you do Hot Ones?
01:40:39.000 Did you eat?
01:40:40.000 I did a form of Hot Ones.
01:40:42.000 It was one of his off shows in between seasons.
01:40:45.000 Me and him went to the hottest chicken place in Los Angeles.
01:40:49.000 What's the hottest chicken place?
01:40:50.000 Howlin' Ray's.
01:40:52.000 Is it good?
01:40:53.000 It's the most amazing chicken ever.
01:40:55.000 Where's it at?
01:40:56.000 Howlin' Ray?
01:40:57.000 Howlin' Ray's downtown.
01:40:59.000 Howlin' Ray's.
01:41:01.000 That's the episode.
01:41:02.000 He looks like he's talking to his brother.
01:41:03.000 But Howlin' Ray's is Nashville hot chicken.
01:41:06.000 And so they have the hottest chicken.
01:41:09.000 And they also have chicken that's not on the menu.
01:41:11.000 So we ate the three hottest chicken and the one that's not on the menu.
01:41:15.000 Me and him.
01:41:16.000 Why isn't it on the menu?
01:41:17.000 Because it's too hot.
01:41:18.000 We had to sign papers.
01:41:20.000 What?
01:41:21.000 You're not supposed to eat it.
01:41:22.000 What?
01:41:23.000 What happens?
01:41:23.000 What happens?
01:41:24.000 Well, you should watch the episode, but pretty much...
01:41:26.000 Are you going to leave me with a cliffhanger?
01:41:28.000 Yeah, but after we did it, Sean says, that was hotter than anything we've ever done on Hot Ones.
01:41:34.000 Really?
01:41:35.000 And he left immediately, went to his hotel room.
01:41:37.000 Me and him, I went to my house.
01:41:40.000 45 minutes, I'm just laying there crying.
01:41:43.000 I fall asleep.
01:41:44.000 I wake up.
01:41:44.000 I'm shitting blood.
01:41:45.000 It's 24 hours of hell.
01:41:49.000 Really?
01:41:49.000 I wrote Sean, are you in the same boat?
01:41:52.000 And he's like, yeah, I'm done.
01:41:53.000 Is it that bad?
01:41:55.000 It was that bad.
01:41:56.000 So if you go to Howlin' Ray's, I recommend getting the mild or medium hot, but do not get the hottest and don't ask for the hidden menu item hot because it's horrible, unless you want to ruin your life.
01:42:07.000 But when it was over, did you feel good?
01:42:08.000 Sort of like a near-death experience?
01:42:09.000 No, I felt like I was hallucinating.
01:42:12.000 Hallucinating?
01:42:13.000 Jesus Christ.
01:42:14.000 I mean, I was eating paper towels at parts just because- Just to calm your oils on your face?
01:42:19.000 Did you try milk?
01:42:19.000 No, we had ice cream afterwards that we shared.
01:42:22.000 That's supposed to help, right?
01:42:23.000 Yeah, ice cream kind of helps, but getting the oil, like that, my idea was get the oil out of my mouth because it was, my lips were getting inflamed.
01:42:33.000 So what is the pepper that they use?
01:42:34.000 Like Carolina Rita?
01:42:35.000 It was Carolina Rita, ghost pepper.
01:42:37.000 It had a bunch of them in there.
01:42:38.000 Jesus Christ, so you ate like ghost peppers.
01:42:40.000 Yeah.
01:42:40.000 Yeah, and I ate all...
01:42:42.000 It's horrible, dude.
01:42:44.000 There's a chip now you can buy.
01:42:45.000 I think it's $4.99.
01:42:46.000 It's one chip.
01:42:47.000 That's supposedly the hottest chip you can eat.
01:42:49.000 And it's got...
01:42:50.000 I think it's made with like two or three of those ghost peppers or some shit like that.
01:42:53.000 A chip?
01:42:53.000 One chip.
01:42:54.000 What's wrong with people?
01:42:55.000 One of the funniest episodes of Get Mythical Morning is watch them eat the hottest pepper in the world and you'll see what I'm talking about there.
01:43:01.000 It's a great show.
01:43:01.000 All right.
01:43:02.000 We'll be back tomorrow with the winner of the Moab 240, Courtney Dowalter.
01:43:07.000 She ran 238 miles, and she beat everybody by, like, almost a marathon length, right?
01:43:14.000 Didn't she beat them, like, I think she was 20-plus miles ahead of the second-place dude.
01:43:19.000 Wow.
01:43:20.000 Can I promote a show real quick?
01:43:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43:21.000 November 8th, I'm going to be at Indianapolis at Morty's.
01:43:24.000 November 9th.
01:43:25.000 Good spot.
01:43:25.000 Yeah.
01:43:25.000 Morty's is a good spot.
01:43:26.000 Morty's is amazing.
01:43:27.000 And then November 9th, I'll be at the Funny Bone hometown in Columbus, Ohio.
01:43:31.000 And November 10th, I'll be in Pittsburgh at the new arcade theater that just opened up.
01:43:36.000 Powerful three-block comedy shows.
01:43:39.000 All right.
01:43:39.000 And people, where do they get tickets for that?
01:43:41.000 DeskWad.TV. Powerful.
01:43:44.000 Okay, we'll be back tomorrow again, like I said, with Courtney Dowalter and then Adam Greentree.
01:43:51.000 We got Tom DeLonge from Blink 182, the dude who is somehow or another communicating with aliens.
01:43:57.000 All the aliens.
01:43:59.000 He's doing some stuff with spaceships and shit, I'm sure he'll tell us.
01:44:02.000 And then The Great Mad Flavor will be here on Friday.
01:44:04.000 We're kicking off the new studio with a bang!
01:44:06.000 This is the official Hard Launch Week, you fucks!
01:44:08.000 We love you guys.
01:44:09.000 Thank you, bye.