The Joe Rogan Experience - October 30, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #1031 - Jamie Kilstein


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 39 minutes

Words per Minute

194.39798

Word Count

31,081

Sentence Count

2,805

Misogynist Sentences

98

Hate Speech Sentences

72


Summary

Comedian and podcaster Jamie Kilstein returns to Civilization after a long hiatus to discuss the Harvey Weinstein scandal and how he's come back to life. He talks about how he went from a vegan, left-wing podcaster to a standup comic, and what it's like to be a man in the public eye. He also talks about what it was like being fired from Citizen Radio, and why he decided to take a break from comedy and become a full-time podcaster. And he talks about why he doesn't want to go back to comedy. He also discusses how he got into standup comedy, how he became a podcaster, and how to deal with the fallout from the scandal surrounding Harvey Weinstein and the sexual assault allegations that have rocked the comedy world for the past two years. And, of course, he gives us some of his thoughts on what it s like being a vegan and being a lefty in the 21st century. You won t want to miss this one. Enjoy, Civility! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Artwork by Ian Dorsch. We do not own the rights to either of these songs, credit goes to original artists, but we do have a song written and produced by our patrons. . Thank you for all the work of any of our sponsors. and support us on SoundCloud and if you like what you're listening to this episode. Thanks to our sponsorships! and we really appreciate it. we really do appreciate the support us, we really really appreciate all the support we get from all of our listeners. Thank you. thank you so much, really really really deeply, really deeply appreciate it, really appreciate you, thank you, deeply appreciate you all, really, really much, deeply, much appreciate you're supporting us, really mean it, and we appreciate it really really means a lot, really Thank you, really means it, appreciate you we appreciate you. <3 thanks you, bye, bye. xoxo, bye - Caitie. - Emily, Sarah, Matt, Katie, Jack, Elyssa, EJ & EJ Sarah, Brian, Jacklyn <3 - JUICY, AJ&AJ & KEVIN, etc.


Transcript

00:00:05.000 Welcome back to Civilization, Jamie Kilstein.
00:00:07.000 Hi.
00:00:09.000 Dude, so a lot has changed since the last time we spoke.
00:00:14.000 Yeah.
00:00:14.000 And for people who don't know, you used to be the host of, or one of the co-hosts of Citizen Radio, like super progressive, lefty podcast, and you were a vegan...
00:00:27.000 But now you ate a steak with Stanhope.
00:00:29.000 All hell's broken loose.
00:00:31.000 I don't know what's happening.
00:00:32.000 I don't know where I am.
00:00:33.000 I remember I was thinking about being back in the studio, and I never met Jamie before.
00:00:40.000 And I was like, all right, everyone's being really nice to me.
00:00:42.000 I literally feel like I'm like, this isn't a trick.
00:00:45.000 Joe sent me very nice emails, and I'm like, but I'm a very trickable guy.
00:00:49.000 And I came in, and yeah, everyone's just lovely and nice.
00:00:54.000 Yeah, man.
00:00:56.000 A lot changed.
00:00:57.000 I went into hiding.
00:00:58.000 I went into hiding.
00:00:59.000 What happened?
00:01:00.000 Because I only got a peripheral story of what went sideways.
00:01:04.000 Some people, girls accused you.
00:01:07.000 Well, yeah.
00:01:08.000 Look, this is the fucking worst time for me to be like...
00:01:10.000 You know what?
00:01:11.000 Now that everyone's talking about Weinstein, it's time for Kielstein to make his return.
00:01:15.000 Weinstein, Kielstein.
00:01:16.000 It's too similar.
00:01:17.000 I like Rodstein.
00:01:18.000 Yeah, it's very, like, Jew-y and predatory.
00:01:20.000 When I wrote Stanhope, when the Weinstein thing happened, I was like, hey, man, you want to, like, push off this return?
00:01:27.000 He's like, you're fine.
00:01:29.000 Yeah, so here's what happened.
00:01:30.000 So it kind of started where I was a comic for years, and as it got more progressive, it got more into that...
00:01:42.000 Judgmental territory, I guess where you know, I feel like I definitely became one of those people who would just be on Twitter all day and Instead of sort of talking about real issues It just becomes like who are we mad at that day?
00:01:54.000 Like who used the wrong word that day?
00:01:56.000 Who can we get fired that day?
00:01:57.000 Yeah, and it's Twitter mob stuff and it happens on the right and happens on the left It's just like kind of just people who are sad who just live like in their box Which I was like one of them, right?
00:02:06.000 That's why I think this is such an important conversation because Because you've kind of stepped away from it and you see it for what it is, I think people don't realize it when they're caught up in the swirl of it, the momentum of it, that it's almost like a natural human behavior pattern.
00:02:19.000 It's very tribal.
00:02:20.000 Yeah.
00:02:21.000 Well, it's tribal and it's physically addictive.
00:02:25.000 Yeah.
00:02:28.000 I've gone back and forth with drinking and not drinking and pot and not smoking pot.
00:02:33.000 And I can tell you that the thing I was addicted to the most was Twitter.
00:02:36.000 It was refreshing Twitter.
00:02:37.000 It was like you literally get dopamine hits from that.
00:02:40.000 I remember when I first tried to get off Twitter, I was fighting with some fucking stranger in my living room on Twitter.
00:02:49.000 And I was like, you know what?
00:02:49.000 Fuck this.
00:02:50.000 I'm gonna go take a walk.
00:02:51.000 I don't need to be involved in this guy's life.
00:02:53.000 I closed it.
00:02:54.000 And before I even knew it, I'm walking in the park, fighting with some other guy on my fucking phone.
00:02:59.000 And I'm like, it follows you.
00:03:01.000 If someone's calling you a cunt, they're calling you a cunt at dinner with your girlfriend.
00:03:05.000 They're calling you a cunt when you go to your brother's graduation.
00:03:08.000 And you're just refreshing it, waiting for someone to tell you that you're good.
00:03:13.000 And sort of, so that...
00:03:16.000 I got addicted to that more than anything, and especially when I finally got an audience with the left of left.
00:03:25.000 I mean, just to be very clear, it's not like I'm going to come on this show and suddenly do a fucking Shawn Michaels heel turn and be like, I'm Johnny Rape joke.
00:03:34.000 Those fucking bitches all had it coming.
00:03:37.000 You're just being a person.
00:03:39.000 Well, and that's what I, like, wasn't doing for a very long time, is I feel like...
00:03:43.000 I don't want to speak for people, but I feel like with me, I always needed something to, like, define me, right?
00:03:48.000 Where it's like, I'm a progressive, or I'm a vegan, or I'm just jiu-jitsu.
00:03:52.000 And whatever I would become kind of currently obsessed with, I would sort of, like, throw the other shit away.
00:03:58.000 And kind of, like, shit all over that.
00:04:01.000 Because, you know, a lot of times I would feel like a failure.
00:04:05.000 Like, that's really where the...
00:04:08.000 I mean, I still hold a lot of progressive ideas, but that's when I went from comic to political.
00:04:14.000 It wasn't that I like...
00:04:16.000 I wanted to make comedy my, like, nemesis, right?
00:04:21.000 It was that, oh, I feel like I failed.
00:04:25.000 You know, I dropped out of school to start comedy at, like, 17. And I did the things you're supposed to do.
00:04:32.000 And, yeah, I did Montreal a couple times and Conan once.
00:04:37.000 And I had this year where it seemed like things were going to happen.
00:04:39.000 And then, you know, I was kind of that guy that people were like, oh, we like you.
00:04:42.000 We can't do anything with you, but we like you.
00:04:45.000 And so I started to kind of make my own audience.
00:04:47.000 And the audience was fucking great.
00:04:49.000 It was like a bunch of, you know, when that show started, it was a bunch of just weird...
00:04:55.000 Sweet, nerdy comedy fans.
00:04:57.000 And then everything just started getting pushed to crazyville.
00:05:03.000 Like when I knew shit, I said this on Doug's podcast, when I knew shit got nuts is when I was defending a trans person.
00:05:11.000 So already like a left issue, like I'm doing the right thing, right?
00:05:14.000 And I called this transphobic guy an idiot.
00:05:17.000 And we get an email that said, while we appreciate you using, defending trans people, the word idiot is ableist.
00:05:25.000 And I want it to be like, you're retarded.
00:05:27.000 You're a retarded cunt.
00:05:28.000 Explain ableist for people.
00:05:31.000 Ableist is making fun of people who- I don't know!
00:05:34.000 I don't know what it means anymore.
00:05:35.000 I thought ableist was just like, that guy's in a wheelchair.
00:05:38.000 Fuck him.
00:05:39.000 But I guess like all these different terms, these everyday terms, like I guess idiot is ableist because fucking, I don't know, there was an idiot in a wheelchair?
00:05:48.000 No, no, no.
00:05:49.000 It's ableist because if you're not an idiot, if your brain works well, you're mocking someone whose brain doesn't work well, they are not able to think correct.
00:05:56.000 Oh, okay.
00:05:57.000 So you're an ableist.
00:05:58.000 Joe, you just out-progressived me.
00:05:59.000 Well, I'm pretty progressive, believe it or not.
00:06:02.000 I look like a meathead, and I espouse some right-wing ideas.
00:06:06.000 But when it comes to social issues, I'm very progressive.
00:06:10.000 That's why we became friends.
00:06:11.000 You saw a gay rights thing I did on Twitter.
00:06:14.000 Yeah.
00:06:15.000 That's why.
00:06:17.000 But what I saw happening with you, and what I see happening just in general online, I mean, I was on Citizens Radio when you guys first started.
00:06:28.000 Yeah, you were on our poster.
00:06:29.000 Yeah, but I think there's something that happened where people, around the time of Occupy Wall Street, things got really heated up.
00:06:37.000 And people started moving way left, and then some folks started moving way right.
00:06:42.000 And I really, truly believe to this day, the way left is what started the whole Trump movement.
00:06:48.000 It's in response to the way left.
00:06:50.000 I think all these shitheads got together and they didn't like...
00:06:55.000 Being accused of being assholes or ableists or rapists or whatever it is by the ultra-progressives.
00:07:01.000 So they went far right and alt-right.
00:07:05.000 I mean, the alt-right essentially was people who didn't identify with these old men who were bankers, but they also didn't want to have anything to do with these ultra-lefty progressives that were calling everyone a racist, everyone a rapist, every man's a piece of shit.
00:07:21.000 Oh, I did all of that.
00:07:23.000 I straight up did all that.
00:07:24.000 And I think one of the things with the ultra-left, and maybe this is me desperately trying to defend myself, but I think in a weird way, it was harder for me and it's harder for a lot of people to see themselves slipping into the extreme left.
00:07:41.000 And so what I mean by that is I never thought...
00:07:44.000 When I heard people say the extreme right is as bad as the extreme left, I was always like, fuck you.
00:07:50.000 Because, like, the extreme left isn't, like, bombing Palestine, being like, give us free healthcare, or, like, let trans people piss in the right bathroom.
00:07:57.000 Like, you know, even that, like, the shooter, not in Vegas, but that DC shooter.
00:08:03.000 Like...
00:08:03.000 He was like a fucking crazy guy.
00:08:04.000 He wasn't – ableist, I'm sorry.
00:08:06.000 He wasn't like shooting the politicians screaming like – I mean he liked the Bernie Sanders page, but it wasn't like we are launching wars against Islam for Christianity.
00:08:17.000 It wasn't – We're doing this for free market capitalism.
00:08:22.000 It was, to me, the extreme left when I heard people say it, and the reason I would scoff when someone like you would say it is because I'm like, dude, the left should just stand for equality, everyone has the right to an education, everyone has the right to not go fucking hungry,
00:08:38.000 to have health insurance, gay people can do whatever they want with their dicks, the end, bye-bye.
00:08:44.000 And vaginas.
00:08:45.000 And vaginas.
00:08:46.000 It really should be essentially like that on both sides.
00:08:48.000 The right, what being a conservative used to be was small government and people having the government stay out of your lives.
00:08:58.000 They do the opposite.
00:08:59.000 It's morphing.
00:09:00.000 Totally.
00:09:01.000 Where it's like, we will stay out of your lives, but we'll be in your pussy if you want a fucking abortion.
00:09:05.000 We'll tell you whose dick you can suck.
00:09:08.000 The abortion thing is where it gets real squirrely, right?
00:09:10.000 Because the abortion thing is essentially a religious thing.
00:09:14.000 And it's a religious thing, it's a moral thing, and it's also, what is an abortion?
00:09:21.000 I mean, you are ending a life, but you're ending a life inside a woman's body.
00:09:25.000 Well, when is it okay to do that?
00:09:27.000 Is it okay to do that at...
00:09:29.000 One day.
00:09:29.000 And does the grown woman's life matter more than the cells or more than...
00:09:34.000 Well, yeah, that gets to a point, but initially it's like, when is it defined as a life?
00:09:39.000 I mean, if the moment of conception, if that moment, if 30 seconds later it's an abortion, like if you could hold your breath and then the baby's dead, you know, like if we found out that the moment a guy comes to a woman, if she could just hold her breath for a minute, the baby will die.
00:09:54.000 I mean, is that...
00:09:55.000 Why does that sound worse?
00:09:56.000 Is that baby murder?
00:09:58.000 Look, abortion is fucking weird.
00:10:01.000 It's weird.
00:10:01.000 I'm pro-choice, but abortion is weird.
00:10:04.000 Because when it gets older, when you're four weeks in, six weeks in, and it's still legal, and it's a fucking little baby.
00:10:12.000 I mean, it is a little baby.
00:10:14.000 You look at it, it looks like a little baby.
00:10:17.000 Sometimes they have a heartbeat if it gets to a certain age.
00:10:20.000 What's going on?
00:10:21.000 I'm not saying that it should be my choice to define whether or not someone should do it or not do it, but it's very disingenuous when people frame this argument as it's a woman's right to choose, period.
00:10:31.000 And that's what it is.
00:10:32.000 It's not just that.
00:10:34.000 It's also killing a baby.
00:10:35.000 I don't know, man.
00:10:36.000 Feminists don't like me anymore, so I'm like, coat hanger up.
00:10:38.000 I'm out of this debate.
00:10:39.000 I don't give a shit.
00:10:40.000 Well, it's...
00:10:40.000 It should be an honest debate because it is a very controversial and a very nuanced issue.
00:10:47.000 It's not as simple as, you know, the right doesn't want a woman to choose and stay out of my body.
00:10:53.000 It's not just stay out of your body.
00:10:55.000 It's like, what are we doing?
00:10:56.000 We're killing a baby that's in a woman's body.
00:10:59.000 At what age should that be legal?
00:11:00.000 Well, and I think that's the whole thing that we were talking about before with these, like, echo chambers where, you know, for the first time ever I've been listening to sort of, like, Both sides of issues.
00:11:13.000 First time ever?
00:11:41.000 I never hated you.
00:11:41.000 No, I know.
00:11:42.000 I never hated you.
00:11:43.000 But I started listening to the show and hearing pretty equal progressive to conservative ideals.
00:11:52.000 And comedy was always kind of this cool place where you could explore ideas because comedy and jokes and laughter would sort of take the edge off a little bit.
00:12:03.000 You know what I mean?
00:12:04.000 And you could actually talk about issues and...
00:12:07.000 Once I kind of became part of that crew that would even shit on comedy, then it was like, well, I can watch Democracy Now, and I guess that's it.
00:12:17.000 And I would feel fucking stupid.
00:12:20.000 I hung out with journalists.
00:12:21.000 I didn't hang out with comics.
00:12:22.000 I hung out with people where I felt like the joke monkey, and the high school dropout part of me would get really like...
00:12:30.000 What do you mean by you felt like the joke monkey?
00:12:31.000 Did you feel like you had to be funny?
00:12:33.000 When you're around those people?
00:12:35.000 Yeah, because when I tried to say something political or that I thought was smart, it would just be kind of hushed.
00:12:42.000 Because I'm not that smart.
00:12:44.000 I'm good at telling stories.
00:12:47.000 I'm good at, I think, listening and asking decent questions.
00:12:53.000 But I was never a fucking intellectual.
00:12:55.000 And a lot of that crowd is.
00:12:59.000 And that's good.
00:12:59.000 We need those people, right?
00:13:02.000 But I would It was really easy for me to be like, just shut up.
00:13:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:10.000 But is this all in your mind?
00:13:11.000 I mean, you're a human being, right?
00:13:12.000 I mean, if you're just talking to these people, you're not an unintelligent person.
00:13:16.000 No, I think so.
00:13:16.000 Is this just an insecurity that you carried around with you when you were around them?
00:13:19.000 Totally.
00:13:20.000 Yeah, a lot of it was.
00:13:21.000 Because you were venturing...
00:13:22.000 The reason why I ask you this, your show was sort of, in a lot of ways, venturing into the world of journalism.
00:13:26.000 Oh, so that's where I was going.
00:13:28.000 That's right.
00:13:28.000 That's where I was going, like, sort of way back, which was...
00:13:32.000 You know, the show started as a comedy show.
00:13:37.000 It was called Drunken Politics before it was called Citizen Radio.
00:13:41.000 I think we changed it maybe around Occupy.
00:13:45.000 But it was comedy.
00:13:46.000 And we had progressive ideas, so that's sort of what we talked about.
00:13:49.000 But it wasn't that we had to talk about.
00:13:52.000 It became this thing where any progressive issue in the news that day or on Twitter, we had to talk about that day.
00:13:58.000 And...
00:14:01.000 It sort of lost...
00:14:02.000 I don't know.
00:14:03.000 Did you...
00:14:03.000 Did it also...
00:14:04.000 Sorry to keep interrupting here, but did it also...
00:14:06.000 You guys went to sort of a subscription service.
00:14:10.000 No, we actually...
00:14:11.000 Didn't you?
00:14:12.000 No, the thing I'm really proud of about that show and why I'm definitely bummed out I lost a lot of those fans or whatever was we...
00:14:22.000 We started ages ago.
00:14:24.000 We were pretty early on with podcasts, and we never had commercials, and we never had...
00:14:29.000 You didn't really get anything if you paid.
00:14:31.000 It was voluntary.
00:14:32.000 It was like a shitty version of NPR, where it was like, everybody gets the show for free, right?
00:14:37.000 It was like us trying to be socialist.
00:14:38.000 Everyone gets the show for free.
00:14:40.000 If you can't afford $5 a month, $10 a month, $50.
00:14:43.000 A lot of people do that way.
00:14:44.000 Sam Harris does that.
00:14:45.000 Totally.
00:14:45.000 Totally!
00:14:46.000 Yeah, yeah, we just didn't really have, like, we couldn't afford to send you, like, a tote bag or whatever.
00:14:49.000 But yeah, so it wasn't a pay model.
00:14:50.000 Everything we said, anybody could hear.
00:14:52.000 We occasionally did, like, little, like, goofy bonus shows for, like, subscribers.
00:14:56.000 But that was it.
00:14:56.000 That was the question.
00:14:57.000 So there was some shows that only people who subscribed could do.
00:15:01.000 Yeah, not a lot.
00:15:01.000 But most of it was.
00:15:02.000 Not a lot, though.
00:15:03.000 Yeah, and it was five days a week, too.
00:15:04.000 Right.
00:15:04.000 So it was a lot.
00:15:05.000 That's another thing.
00:15:06.000 When you're doing a fucking show five days a week, you gotta dig for things to be pissed off about, to not be redundant.
00:15:11.000 Yeah, I've done five-day-a-week shows, and I don't think I'm at my best five days a week.
00:15:16.000 I think four days a week is where I start to break down anything after four days a week.
00:15:21.000 Unless I'm doing fight companions, which are just a goof.
00:15:24.000 That's just hanging out and watching fights.
00:15:25.000 That's easy.
00:15:26.000 Yeah.
00:15:27.000 You don't want to get stale or bored.
00:15:29.000 You don't want to force it into being a job.
00:15:31.000 No.
00:15:32.000 I think what I got out of you was that you were getting a lot of praise, and you were being hailed.
00:15:40.000 I saw Jezebel.
00:15:43.000 Wrote something where they called you a great example of an ally.
00:15:47.000 Well, that was pre this year, Jezebel.
00:15:50.000 Yeah, but I mean, but that expression is a very odd expression.
00:15:53.000 I mean, I hate to sound like this disingenuous egalitarian, but I really do believe this.
00:15:59.000 I mean, we should be allies to each other.
00:16:02.000 We all should be.
00:16:03.000 This idea that, like, there's a goddamn team war going on.
00:16:06.000 Yeah.
00:16:07.000 And that Jamie Kilstein is out there bucking for the females.
00:16:09.000 Right.
00:16:09.000 That's what it's like.
00:16:10.000 It's like that's what they yeah, but they reward that yeah, this is the thing It's like so and then it's not the single out Jezebel because I think they've got some great writers sure yes There's there's something that happens with people when you write a lot of mean Very critical stuff.
00:16:29.000 And you become this attack machine.
00:16:34.000 And this is how you promote your ideas.
00:16:36.000 This is how you push your agenda.
00:16:38.000 By attacking people that some of them fucking deserve it for sure.
00:16:42.000 Some of them are definitely assholes.
00:16:43.000 But It becomes almost like the currency that you deal in.
00:16:49.000 Yeah, and that goes back to the insecurity, right?
00:16:51.000 By the way, my dad- Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:16:53.000 Is that when you're an attack machine like that, and I'm not saying that Jezebel is, but there's a lot of the blogs that are attack machines.
00:17:02.000 When you're an attack machine, and if you can be- An ally on the other side, or not even on the other side, but an ally to the attack machine, and then they single you out as that, it gives you this feeling like, oh, I'm not going to get attacked by them.
00:17:15.000 This is good.
00:17:16.000 And you reinforce that behavior by ramping up the types of things that you say that they like, that they appreciate.
00:17:24.000 And it becomes a sort of weird exchange where it's implied.
00:17:29.000 I think this is a lot of what goes on in political circles as well.
00:17:33.000 There's not as much bribery as there is an understanding that if you do what we want you to do and you say what we want you to do, then you're in.
00:17:41.000 Then you're on the good side.
00:17:42.000 Yeah, and that goes back to that insecurity.
00:17:45.000 And I think a lot of people...
00:17:48.000 I think we're all insecure.
00:17:50.000 Everyone is.
00:17:51.000 And when you do find that tribe, and you do find people who are going, yeah, and the more you attack on Twitter, because not just blogs, like remember, like individuals on Twitter, like me, like when I would see like, who's getting piled on today?
00:18:04.000 Right.
00:18:04.000 Okay, cool.
00:18:05.000 This writer wrote something about mansplaining.
00:18:07.000 Don't need to read the article.
00:18:09.000 What's the hashtag?
00:18:10.000 That's the hashtag.
00:18:11.000 I'm going to say the fucking meanest funny thing because I'm a comic and I'm funnier than journalists.
00:18:15.000 And then famous people are going to retweet me or fave me.
00:18:19.000 And then I get to feel like a fucking civil rights hero.
00:18:22.000 Right.
00:18:22.000 Because that's what would happen where, like, I would literally tweet, not even a joke, even if I tweeted somebody sincere, and this, like, sucks to admit, but even if I tweeted something, like, hashtag Black Lives Matter.
00:18:32.000 Right.
00:18:32.000 I'm refreshing that shit to be like, did Questlove favorite it?
00:18:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:18:36.000 Like, I'm not doing it to be, you know, and then you can feel good about yourself.
00:18:40.000 Then you can go, not saying I did this, but you can go on the street and you can fucking ignore the homeless person, and you can cross the street when you see, like, the scary black guy, because you're just like, well, I'm technically the Rosa Parks of Twitter, because I fucking tweeted that joke at that writer who said that fucking thing that no one's gonna remember tomorrow, but we were all angry about today.
00:18:57.000 Jesus Christ, this is the first time I've had caveman coffee.
00:18:59.000 Oh, these nitros are no joke.
00:19:01.000 You're basically drinking Adderall.
00:19:03.000 I think.
00:19:05.000 I've never done Adderall.
00:19:06.000 I got Adderall offered to me before the Stanhope podcast, and he came up to me afterwards and was like, man, you fucking talked a lot.
00:19:16.000 That Adderall fucked you up.
00:19:17.000 And I was like, I didn't take it.
00:19:19.000 I had it in my pocket.
00:19:20.000 I was like, that was just me being spazzy.
00:19:23.000 So I think what happens is, so yeah, so you get that validation, right?
00:19:28.000 Yeah, you get the validation and it's essentially, it's an exchange.
00:19:31.000 It's an exchange.
00:19:32.000 Like we were talking about with Twitter being like this, you get this dopamine rush every time you tweet and refresh.
00:19:38.000 It's one of the main reasons why I don't interact with people online very much.
00:19:42.000 It's very rare that I do.
00:19:43.000 And when I do, I'm almost always civil.
00:19:45.000 Yeah.
00:19:46.000 Because I just don't think that...
00:19:48.000 Unless it's one of my friends and I could call Bert a fucking dork because he called himself the machine yesterday.
00:19:51.000 The machine, I saw that.
00:19:52.000 Like, come on, dude.
00:19:53.000 I'm the machine.
00:19:55.000 I love him so much.
00:19:56.000 Years ago.
00:19:57.000 Let that go, Bert.
00:19:58.000 Gotta move on.
00:20:00.000 But, I mean, that's just fake.
00:20:02.000 Yeah, and I... I wasn't gonna say off that with man just a sort of sidebar with Twitter When all that shit happened to me and I got off all social media, but you didn't explain what happened.
00:20:15.000 Oh, right, right, right Okay, so you're the super vegan feminist Yeah, and again like The ideas at their core, right?
00:20:26.000 Sexism's bad, rape's bad.
00:20:27.000 These shouldn't be fucking controversial issues, but when you take it to that extreme that you were talking about where you're looking to sort of like, who can I call a sexist today?
00:20:35.000 Who can I call a racist today?
00:20:37.000 That's the thing.
00:20:38.000 It becomes an attack machine.
00:20:41.000 Yeah, and yeah, my dad said that yesterday.
00:20:46.000 He's like, if you go on the show, you should say you're not going to be an attack machine.
00:20:49.000 And I'm like, what a dorky thing to say.
00:20:51.000 I swear to God, I emailed it to myself, and now I can be like, yeah, right, Rogan agreed, you and my pops.
00:20:57.000 Yeah, he's going to be very excited.
00:21:00.000 So...
00:21:02.000 Yeah, so that happened.
00:21:03.000 And what you were saying with the Ally title, I was never comfortable with a lot of the stuff I got thrown into.
00:21:12.000 You know, I was constantly saying either the wrong or offensive things on the show that we would have to...
00:21:19.000 Because you're trying to be funny.
00:21:19.000 Because I'm trying to be funny, and we would have to stop and edit it out.
00:21:22.000 I would feel like a fucking idiot.
00:21:25.000 And...
00:21:27.000 And I remember I did a college once, and it was the first time this ever happened.
00:21:34.000 Usually they introduce you by my measly credits.
00:21:38.000 They would be like, he did Conan once.
00:21:40.000 And this time the woman at the college introduced me.
00:21:44.000 She didn't give any comedy credits.
00:21:46.000 She just goes, our headliner tonight is a male feminist.
00:21:49.000 And I remember going into the mic and being like, that makes me sound like a rapist.
00:21:53.000 Like, it sounds so fucking creepy.
00:21:55.000 And that's what I was, like, labeling myself.
00:21:58.000 That was a label that was thrown at me.
00:21:59.000 And in my head, I'm like, well, I don't hate women, so I guess, sure.
00:22:03.000 But male feminist sounds like you're, like, cruising around in, like, a fucking male feminist van.
00:22:07.000 Yeah.
00:22:32.000 I come on this show.
00:22:33.000 We have the argument about sexism.
00:22:36.000 I'm like, great.
00:22:38.000 Well, we had a discussion about Daniel Tosh.
00:22:40.000 About the rape jokes.
00:22:41.000 When Daniel Tosh made a rape joke.
00:22:43.000 And also, there was this weird definition that people like to use.
00:22:48.000 I'm sure you're probably aware of the actual definition now of how many rapes actually occur.
00:22:54.000 Right, right, right.
00:22:54.000 Which is, it all came from a study that, God, I want to say it was out of the University of Arizona, but I forget where the study was, but they essentially looked at almost any uncomfortable interaction between a man and a woman, unwanted or remorseful sex was rape,
00:23:13.000 a lot of different things.
00:23:15.000 Sex while intoxicated was rape.
00:23:17.000 There's a lot of different things that they used to define sex where they got to this one in five.
00:23:21.000 Well, and this is another reason we need to have the conversation, right?
00:23:24.000 Because, like, remorseful, I don't know what that definition is, but that doesn't sound like...
00:23:29.000 I mean, many people have had sex.
00:23:31.000 I'm sure you have.
00:23:32.000 And afterwards, you're like, what the fuck was I doing?
00:23:34.000 Yeah.
00:23:34.000 Well, some people want to call that rape.
00:23:37.000 Yeah.
00:23:37.000 Yeah.
00:23:37.000 But, like, if you're fucking blackout drunk and, like, the dude's not, like, okay, that is.
00:23:42.000 But if we can't have the conversations...
00:23:44.000 But if you're blackout drunk and the girl's not, did you get raped?
00:23:46.000 Right.
00:23:46.000 Because that's happened to me.
00:23:47.000 Right.
00:23:48.000 That's happened to me, too.
00:23:49.000 Yeah.
00:23:50.000 Straight up.
00:23:50.000 Has a girl ever hit you?
00:23:52.000 Hit me?
00:23:52.000 Physically?
00:23:53.000 I've had girls swing at me.
00:23:54.000 I got...
00:23:55.000 They telegraph it.
00:23:57.000 They do!
00:23:57.000 They wind up and they're yelling, which I'm told that's what they tell you to do in Krav Maga, but they yell while they do it.
00:24:04.000 I'm like, you can't yell before you throw a punch.
00:24:06.000 I'm going to know the punch is coming.
00:24:07.000 But these are stories that I couldn't even tell.
00:24:10.000 I had a girlfriend try to beat the shit out of me when I was 20 years old, but it happened at the same time.
00:24:17.000 I swear to God, I'm just dodging what happened, but I will get to it after this.
00:24:22.000 She...
00:24:23.000 I was breaking up with her, but it was at the same time that—do you remember DIFUS? It was like Child Services.
00:24:30.000 DIFUS. DIFUS. That was the acronym.
00:24:32.000 I don't know.
00:24:33.000 Maybe it was just a Jersey thing, but it was Child Services, essentially.
00:24:36.000 It was at our house to do an inspection, essentially, to be like, is it fit to have kids here?
00:24:42.000 Because my house was a disaster back in the day.
00:24:45.000 Why did they do it in...
00:24:47.000 Were you guys thinking about having a baby or something?
00:24:48.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:49.000 We had, like, alcoholism in the family, and, like, neighbors were complaining and screaming, and, like, I was a fucking train wreck.
00:24:55.000 How old were you?
00:24:57.000 Oh, I was like...
00:24:58.000 Oh, no, I guess I was, like, 19, but I was still living at home.
00:25:01.000 Okay.
00:25:01.000 And I'm one of five.
00:25:03.000 So...
00:25:03.000 I'm the oldest of five.
00:25:04.000 So this guy...
00:25:06.000 So I'm breaking up with my girlfriend, not knowing that this, like, Dyfus random inspection is going to happen.
00:25:12.000 And this guy comes over and he's this, like, older African guy.
00:25:15.000 And he's sitting with my dad on the couch.
00:25:17.000 African-American or African-African?
00:25:19.000 African-African.
00:25:20.000 And...
00:25:21.000 So the accent and everything.
00:25:23.000 That's the one.
00:25:24.000 I'm allowed to laugh at that now.
00:25:25.000 You couldn't move on.
00:25:26.000 Good times.
00:25:27.000 Yeah, I can...
00:25:27.000 Oh, there's so many words I can say now.
00:25:29.000 It's a good time to be alive.
00:25:31.000 Right.
00:25:32.000 Oh my god, I was with my friend the first time I hung out with a comic, this guy, Luis Gomez, do you know him?
00:25:38.000 Yeah, I know Luis.
00:25:38.000 So I was with Luis, and we were hanging out in LA, and I was telling him I think I want to do comedy again, and he made a joke with the word fingering in it, and I started laughing like a fucking kid, and I'm like, I forgot how fucking funny the word fingering is!
00:25:53.000 Fingering is a funny word.
00:25:54.000 Dude, I felt like I came out of a comedy coma.
00:25:56.000 I was like, oh, fingering and midget and comedy, there's so many good...
00:25:59.000 Anyway, so...
00:26:00.000 So my girlfriend, so I'm breaking up with her, and she starts swinging at me.
00:26:05.000 And she's like, you can't fucking break up with me, blah, blah, blah.
00:26:07.000 And I was just like, hey, we can talk about this later, but there's a guy downstairs who is going to, with a hilarious accent, who's going to take my brother's.
00:26:15.000 You have to stop.
00:26:16.000 And she's fucking swinging at me and swinging at me.
00:26:18.000 She didn't want to listen.
00:26:19.000 Nope.
00:26:19.000 And she's screaming.
00:26:20.000 She was like, are you?
00:26:21.000 So I beat the shit out of her.
00:26:22.000 And then Jezebel wrote about it, and that's what happened.
00:26:25.000 So I'm just kind of covering up, and I'm like, you have to stop.
00:26:27.000 They're going to take my baby brother.
00:26:29.000 She storms off.
00:26:30.000 And I go downstairs, and this guy from Child Services is there.
00:26:34.000 And I look at him, and I have tears in my eyes.
00:26:36.000 I'm like, please don't take my brother's.
00:26:37.000 She doesn't live here.
00:26:38.000 She's just my girlfriend.
00:26:39.000 I broke up with her.
00:26:39.000 She's never going to be here again.
00:26:41.000 I'm so sorry about that.
00:26:42.000 And he just looks at me, and he goes, and my dad, and he just goes, women are crazy, aren't they?
00:26:47.000 And I was just like...
00:26:48.000 Alright.
00:26:49.000 And that was it.
00:26:50.000 He didn't give a fuck.
00:26:51.000 He was like, I've seen that before.
00:26:53.000 And she got to leave.
00:26:55.000 Wow.
00:26:56.000 You got lucky.
00:26:57.000 I got lucky.
00:26:57.000 Could have been an angry woman.
00:26:58.000 Could have been an angry woman and we all would have been in jail.
00:27:01.000 Okay.
00:27:02.000 So I am known as this male feminist.
00:27:06.000 Which again, it kind of becomes my thing.
00:27:11.000 So I go on your show.
00:27:13.000 We argue about it because I'm like, I don't have comic friends anymore.
00:27:16.000 So I take this side.
00:27:19.000 And I didn't hear all about the rape joke.
00:27:22.000 I just heard the whole Daniel Tosh story I heard at the Stan Hope show for the first time.
00:27:27.000 Because the articles I read don't have the nuanced parts, right?
00:27:31.000 Let's explain what actually happened.
00:27:33.000 Sure.
00:27:34.000 Daniel Tosh was not supposed to be on stage that night.
00:27:37.000 Daniel Tosh was just hanging out at the Laugh Factory and his good friend Dom Herrera asked him to go up.
00:27:42.000 And he said, I'll go.
00:27:43.000 Okay, I don't have anything to talk about.
00:27:45.000 He goes on stage.
00:27:45.000 Everybody goes crazy.
00:27:46.000 Oh my god, Daniel Tosh is here.
00:27:47.000 This is amazing.
00:27:48.000 And he goes, look, I don't have any material.
00:27:51.000 I'm not even supposed to be up here.
00:27:53.000 So what do you guys want to talk about?
00:27:55.000 And some guy yells out, rape!
00:27:57.000 And he goes, yeah.
00:27:58.000 He goes, yeah, that's real funny, sir.
00:28:00.000 What's funny about rape?
00:28:01.000 The humiliation, the violence.
00:28:03.000 And this woman yells out, actually, nothing's funny about rape.
00:28:07.000 Like, very self-aggrandizing.
00:28:09.000 And he goes, wouldn't it be funny if five guys raped her right now?
00:28:12.000 Right.
00:28:12.000 That's the funny part.
00:28:14.000 That's like what a comedian does.
00:28:15.000 So that line was the line that was circulating.
00:28:18.000 But even that first part, not that...
00:28:21.000 That part was ignored conveniently.
00:28:23.000 The whole part where he's just like, what's funny about it?
00:28:25.000 And that's a good, technically, that's an anti-rape joke, right?
00:28:30.000 Which, if you know Daniel, that's how he thinks.
00:28:32.000 He's not a bad guy in any sense of the word.
00:28:35.000 And that's a great way, but that has to do with these echo chambers where I'm like, well, I didn't fucking hear that part of it.
00:28:39.000 I just hear the part, you just hear the part that you're supposed to attack.
00:28:44.000 And then, ironically, I went to one of Burt's podcasts at the same festival, the All Things Comedy Festival, and And fucking Doug and Bert, like, this whole rape thing happened in the audience.
00:28:55.000 I don't know if you heard about it, but, like, all hell broke loose.
00:28:58.000 A rape thing in the audience?
00:28:59.000 Yeah, so, like, I don't want to be the one to blow up the spot.
00:29:02.000 I don't know if Bert's gonna air it.
00:29:04.000 If he airs the Take Off From Work podcast or whatever, it's one of the best things I've ever heard.
00:29:09.000 We can call him right now.
00:29:10.000 Yeah, because I don't want to blow up his spot.
00:29:13.000 But...
00:29:14.000 Essentially what happened was Stan Hope...
00:29:16.000 It'll just get people to listen.
00:29:18.000 Good.
00:29:19.000 Stan Hope started talking about rape and child rape and the whole show became very rape themed.
00:29:26.000 Right.
00:29:26.000 And there was a girl next to me and there was a woman next to me and my girlfriend who just started screaming like, don't talk about it.
00:29:34.000 And they ignored her the whole time.
00:29:36.000 And my girlfriend and I would look over and then she would like...
00:29:39.000 Have another sip of her drink and watch the show and giggle and then rape will come up.
00:29:42.000 And she was like, stop!
00:29:43.000 And she would just scream.
00:29:44.000 But she didn't leave.
00:29:47.000 She didn't get up and leave.
00:29:48.000 And that was like...
00:29:49.000 It was so interesting to be on sort of the opposite end of that where nothing offensive was really happening.
00:29:56.000 And I'm like, fuck, man.
00:29:57.000 I'm next to that lady from the Tos show.
00:29:59.000 This is like my karmic fate.
00:30:01.000 And I'm just like, she should go.
00:30:03.000 She should leave.
00:30:04.000 But anyway, so I was on...
00:30:06.000 The not-comic side of that.
00:30:08.000 And by then, I wasn't doing comedy clubs.
00:30:10.000 I was never really accepted into comedy clubs.
00:30:12.000 I'm just playing for my progressive audience at a vegan coffee house.
00:30:16.000 I'm just playing random little rock gigs for my audience.
00:30:20.000 So again, echo chamber, right?
00:30:22.000 And I'm not hanging out with comics.
00:30:24.000 So when people are like, why aren't you defending a comic?
00:30:26.000 I'm like, I don't know, man, because I don't think I am one.
00:30:28.000 I didn't really consider myself one.
00:30:31.000 And so, yeah, so me and you went at it.
00:30:36.000 I believe it was very divisive.
00:30:38.000 I think half your audience thought I was a whiny bitch, and the other half thought I was a whiny bitch who should get raped.
00:30:43.000 It was very one-sided.
00:30:45.000 Nobody liked me.
00:30:47.000 I did not come off well, I'm told.
00:30:52.000 But I was like, I guess I did the right thing, right?
00:30:55.000 I guess I sided with women over jokes.
00:30:59.000 And so from then on, any comic that did like me didn't.
00:31:04.000 Well, let me stop you right there.
00:31:05.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:07.000 And I'm not trying to sound victim-y, by the way.
00:31:10.000 For the sake of honesty, the real issue came not just because of that, but because of your characterization.
00:31:16.000 The next day.
00:31:17.000 Yeah.
00:31:17.000 Totally.
00:31:18.000 So the next day...
00:31:19.000 There's a video out about it that someone put together called the Killstein Delusion.
00:31:22.000 Yeah, and some of that shit was taken out of context.
00:31:24.000 Some of that shit I will completely own up to.
00:31:26.000 I watched it once.
00:31:27.000 I mean, at that point, just all hell broke loose.
00:31:32.000 I lost my managers.
00:31:36.000 Someone hacked my Twitter and just wrote rape all over it.
00:31:40.000 Why'd you lose your manager?
00:31:42.000 They said it was because I don't cooperate with the comedy community.
00:31:47.000 To be fair to them, I was like a pain in the ass client.
00:31:51.000 It was hard enough for me to fucking book.
00:31:53.000 And then every comicates me and they're like, I don't know, man.
00:31:55.000 I think they just like threw their hands up.
00:31:58.000 And so the next day was one of those things where I'm like...
00:32:01.000 I either doubled down and it wasn't like I'm going to lie.
00:32:08.000 It was I'm going to try to defend myself and give my side to it.
00:32:16.000 Let me stop you here real quick because we're going way, way, way back.
00:32:21.000 The real issue, this is like a year before, more than a year before everything went sideways.
00:32:27.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:28.000 So what went sideways and why?
00:32:30.000 So you're this super progressive vegan guy, but what went sideways?
00:32:34.000 So, an ex of mine...
00:32:38.000 An ex of mine...
00:32:41.000 I'm trying to think about how much I can say.
00:32:46.000 Started...
00:32:48.000 It was weird.
00:32:49.000 Like, girls I was dating, like, she would kind of, like, pop up and be, like, following them on, like, social media.
00:32:54.000 And I kind of was like, alright, it's a little weird.
00:32:58.000 Girls you were dating, but you were married at the time.
00:33:00.000 So, what was also not talked about in these articles is that for the last however many years before Alice and I got separated, we were in an open relationship.
00:33:09.000 We talked about it on the show eventually, but for a while we didn't talk about it.
00:33:15.000 Which to anyone in a fucking open relationship, it's a nightmare when you're not talking about it because you feel like a lecherous, cheating creep because you're in an open relationship.
00:33:24.000 But you don't talk about it so that when girls meet you and you tell them you're in an open relationship, they're like, yeah, right.
00:33:29.000 Yeah, totally.
00:33:30.000 When you go, I'm in a secret open relationship, they're like, you're full of shit.
00:33:35.000 And so...
00:33:37.000 I kind of did the road thing, but felt like a fucking creep.
00:33:41.000 The road thing meaning hook up with girls?
00:33:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:44.000 And then I was finally just like, we have to talk about it.
00:33:50.000 And at this point, and I don't want to shit on anybody, at this point, my co-host and I, we were pretty much just really good friends who lived together and did a show together.
00:34:03.000 And...
00:34:05.000 So years later, years after me and this girl broke up, years after all this shit, I'm living in LA. I've had a girlfriend for a year.
00:34:16.000 It's like a very healthy, wonderful relationship.
00:34:20.000 Years after all this, I guess what happened was one of these girls...
00:34:27.000 Essentially started to try to find any girl who has been pissed off by me before.
00:34:31.000 And they found enough for an article that I think like two articles came out.
00:34:38.000 I left Citizen Radio because the show was getting a ton of complaints because our inner circle started to find out that there were quote unquote accusations, which the word accusation makes it sound Weinstein-y.
00:34:51.000 Accusations of...
00:34:51.000 So that's what...
00:34:52.000 They were saying...
00:34:54.000 But it was very unspecific, what I read.
00:34:56.000 They said predatory behavior.
00:34:57.000 And I was like, oh, meaning he's trying to get laid.
00:35:00.000 That's what a man does.
00:35:01.000 Not predatory in the sense of you're victimizing someone or raping someone or doing something horrible to someone or even...
00:35:07.000 And this is when my own words kind of bit me in the ass.
00:35:10.000 Because you...
00:35:12.000 I spent an entire year or years being like, you know, hashtag believe women.
00:35:18.000 And then you read that and you go, hashtag don't believe women.
00:35:20.000 Like, you don't know what to do.
00:35:21.000 And like, I was always like, if you call a girl who accuses you, you know, crazy, you're just projecting.
00:35:27.000 And like, you're trying to...
00:35:28.000 And then suddenly I'm reading this article.
00:35:30.000 I'm like, this is fucking crazy.
00:35:31.000 And I didn't...
00:35:32.000 All of my stuff...
00:35:33.000 Okay, but hold on.
00:35:33.000 One article.
00:35:34.000 Are you talking about the Jezebel article?
00:35:36.000 Yeah, there was a Jezebel article.
00:35:37.000 Hell hath no fury like a woman's gorn.
00:35:40.000 Oh, man.
00:35:40.000 It was really bad.
00:35:42.000 And I read it for the first time.
00:35:44.000 And I don't want to go into details because I don't want to shit on people who feel like they were hurt or whatever.
00:35:51.000 But a good majority of the article isn't even fucking true.
00:35:56.000 There was one part where...
00:35:58.000 Jezebel even wrote it.
00:35:59.000 Like, if we can make it about journalism...
00:36:01.000 Well, let's not even say Jezebel, because it's one woman who wrote it.
00:36:03.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
00:36:05.000 So the author, there's one moment in it, and I'll try to make this about journalism and not about the woman, but one of the complaints about me was I had a consensual...
00:36:18.000 Night with a lady in Nashville who, I guess because she listened to the show, maybe they're like, that's predatory because you're famous.
00:36:26.000 And I was like, well, no one else thinks I'm fucking famous.
00:36:29.000 But wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:36:31.000 They were defining it as predatory because you're famous?
00:36:35.000 That's part of it.
00:36:36.000 So every time Mick Jagger gets laid, it's predatory?
00:36:38.000 That's part of it.
00:36:39.000 That's what I don't...
00:36:40.000 That's the thing.
00:36:41.000 And by the way...
00:36:43.000 If I'm Mick Jagger famous, you can call me a fucking predator.
00:36:46.000 If I can barely get a plus one to a vegan festival famous, please do not call me a predator.
00:36:51.000 Well, I mean, look.
00:36:53.000 There's levels to fame, right?
00:36:55.000 And I know you're being self-deprecating and everything like that.
00:36:57.000 But you did have a nice following.
00:36:59.000 Totally.
00:37:00.000 I saw some of your videos online where you did big crowds.
00:37:03.000 Yeah, no.
00:37:04.000 It's not like you didn't have fans.
00:37:06.000 No.
00:37:06.000 So you did have fans.
00:37:07.000 But the idea that you...
00:37:11.000 Liking some woman who's a fan and her liking you, like, that somehow or another you're a predator because she enjoys your work is crazy.
00:37:19.000 Is that how they were defining it?
00:37:20.000 Because I don't know.
00:37:21.000 Yes.
00:37:22.000 That seems like they're being very convenient in their definitions.
00:37:26.000 Well, and that was part of it.
00:37:28.000 There was, like...
00:37:31.000 There was another one where it was like...
00:37:33.000 Yeah, the predatory stuff specifically was that.
00:37:35.000 And then what was even more fucked up about the article was it said...
00:37:43.000 And I'm not gonna quote exactly.
00:37:44.000 She also wrote into another podcast and I heard this, but essentially what the woman said, we did not sleep together.
00:37:49.000 It alluded that we slept together.
00:37:50.000 It didn't say that I was in an open relationship, but we didn't sleep together.
00:37:53.000 She told me she didn't want to sleep together and I was like, great, no problem.
00:37:59.000 She's like, I don't want it to go further than that.
00:38:02.000 So I was like, cool, even if you change your mind, we're not gonna do it.
00:38:05.000 Got it.
00:38:06.000 And then in the article, in the article about me being a predator, it's like, I felt so safe and it was a great night.
00:38:13.000 And I was like, this sounds like an article about me being a good dude.
00:38:16.000 And then it said, but then weeks later, she heard on the podcast that she was just a, quote, road fuck.
00:38:23.000 And then Jezebel, in parentheses, this one author from Jezebel, in parentheses, said Jezebel could not find the clip.
00:38:30.000 Right!
00:38:30.000 Because it doesn't fucking exist because I'm not going to call someone a road fuck next to my wife on my feminist podcast.
00:38:36.000 Not only that, you're not going to say it if you didn't even have sex with them.
00:38:39.000 And we didn't have sex!
00:38:40.000 Right!
00:38:40.000 So this is just, they just decided to take this characterization by this one woman and flavor the article with it.
00:38:47.000 Yes!
00:38:48.000 It's very unfair, right?
00:38:49.000 No, and dude, like...
00:38:50.000 So is this punishment, you think, for you because you somehow or another...
00:38:55.000 So that's why it becomes easy.
00:38:56.000 And just to be, like, incredibly clear, like, if this...
00:38:59.000 Woman was like hurt by that like that sucks, man.
00:39:01.000 I've been burnt by girls Do anything if she didn't if she was hurt because you didn't eventually become her girlfriend, right?
00:39:09.000 You're her boyfriend rather.
00:39:10.000 That's just on her sure Unless you're mischaracter.
00:39:15.000 No, no, no, no I'm just trying to be You're trying to be nice.
00:39:20.000 I'm trying to be nice.
00:39:20.000 I assume she is probably taken out of context as well.
00:39:25.000 There's a real problem with writing things about people.
00:39:28.000 And one of the real problems with writing things about people is they don't get a chance to respond in real time to the things you're saying.
00:39:33.000 So you establish a narrative and then you keep going with it.
00:39:35.000 You write paragraph after paragraph with no one responding to that.
00:39:40.000 No counter to it.
00:39:41.000 I saw the woman who wrote the article, there was a request in my other inbox in Facebook that you don't even see for a comment.
00:39:50.000 So she did reach out.
00:39:52.000 But at that point, I was literally Googling ways to kill myself.
00:39:57.000 So I'm like, I did not get back to her.
00:39:59.000 So you were Googling ways to kill yourself for real?
00:40:02.000 Yeah, for real.
00:40:03.000 Why?
00:40:04.000 Because it's one article?
00:40:05.000 So, here's what happened, and this goes to your question before.
00:40:10.000 Had called so many people sexist because I had sort of made my almost career by that It was a fucking fun man when people heard about this Like and you see the headlines and this is another like problem with like clickbait journalism The headlines look like I was fucking accused of rape.
00:40:30.000 There was a One article that used the word sexual harassment sexual misconduct was in all the headlines.
00:40:35.000 What is that?
00:40:36.000 I I have no fucking idea.
00:40:37.000 That's a weird one.
00:40:37.000 Because I've seen that one about people connected to Harvey Weinstein.
00:40:40.000 Yeah.
00:40:40.000 Like about Ben Affleck.
00:40:42.000 They call it sexual misconduct.
00:40:44.000 What does that mean?
00:40:45.000 Like doing something that you don't think they should do?
00:40:47.000 Well, it's really creepy.
00:40:49.000 But it's legal.
00:40:49.000 And I almost lost a job.
00:40:51.000 I did just lose a gig.
00:40:53.000 Because when you Google me, it's like sexual misconduct stuff.
00:40:56.000 And like, that's really scary.
00:40:58.000 And again, I don't want to be like, you know who the real victim of Harvey Weinstein is?
00:41:02.000 Jamie Kilstein.
00:41:03.000 Right.
00:41:03.000 But like...
00:41:04.000 Let me just stop you right here.
00:41:06.000 If you say like one more time, my fucking head's gonna explode.
00:41:08.000 Dude, I get comments like that.
00:41:09.000 It's brutal.
00:41:10.000 Is it brutal?
00:41:11.000 Is it as bad as...
00:41:12.000 Alright, I'm gonna...
00:41:12.000 I just want you to slow it down.
00:41:14.000 I'm gonna...
00:41:14.000 Use it every now and then.
00:41:15.000 Slip this coffee over here?
00:41:17.000 You're breaking the like meter.
00:41:19.000 I'm gonna...
00:41:20.000 I do it too, man.
00:41:21.000 A lot of people do it.
00:41:22.000 It's an easy one to do.
00:41:23.000 I'm gonna switch to water?
00:41:25.000 But that word is a...
00:41:27.000 It's an um.
00:41:28.000 It's a...
00:41:28.000 People use it as um.
00:41:30.000 I know.
00:41:30.000 I know.
00:41:31.000 I know.
00:41:31.000 It's okay.
00:41:31.000 I do it too.
00:41:32.000 We all do it, but it's nice to know.
00:41:35.000 But it's also a very progressive thing.
00:41:38.000 There's a way that people talk when they're really progressive that you don't hear left-wing people talk.
00:41:44.000 I keep getting fucked over by the progressives, even with my speech.
00:41:47.000 It's a way of appearing...
00:41:49.000 What's the word?
00:41:52.000 Submissive or non-aggressive.
00:41:56.000 Passive.
00:41:56.000 It's not an aggressive way of communicating.
00:41:59.000 Alright, what if I said like, but like I kept like punching the table like as I did it?
00:42:03.000 Like I'm gonna fucking like let you know like...
00:42:07.000 You gonna like step to me?
00:42:09.000 Just smash up paps, uh, can.
00:42:12.000 So you got a bunch of people that were upset at you because you had embodied the...
00:42:19.000 Quintessential allies.
00:42:22.000 Nobody had a reason to like me or to defend me.
00:42:26.000 On one half of the Twittersphere, you had progressives who thought I was a sexual creep.
00:42:35.000 And then on the other half, you have comedy fans who are like, fuck this dude.
00:42:40.000 He's the one who called everyone a sexist.
00:42:42.000 You don't need to read the article if you see a headline.
00:42:44.000 I mean, God, I attacked so many people without fucking reading the articles.
00:42:47.000 Right, of course.
00:42:48.000 There are people to this day that would come up on Citizen Radio that I don't know why I was mad at.
00:42:52.000 I would just figure out the story as we were covering it and be like, yep, fuck that guy, I guess.
00:42:56.000 Yeah, of course.
00:42:57.000 And...
00:42:59.000 So nobody—there was no reason to root for me.
00:43:00.000 There wasn't a strong enough fan base.
00:43:02.000 It wasn't like if, you know, a bigger comic gets accused of something.
00:43:06.000 Well, he has thousands or millions of fans, and then this small community who are accusing him of something.
00:43:12.000 I had sort of nobody, and when I burnt all the bridges in comedy—and, you know, I never just showed up at clubs to do sets and stuff like that.
00:43:19.000 I just had this audience— And sort of thought I could never get fired, you know?
00:43:26.000 Like, when Allie and I sort of became more platonic before the open relationship, I mean, there were days it was so, you know, I mean, I would sleep on the couch, but there were days I would go on the road and I would not cheat.
00:43:39.000 And I would go back to the hotel and jerk off and, like, my orgasm was better because I'm like, I saved Citizen Radio!
00:43:43.000 Like, I was trying so hard not to do anything like that.
00:43:48.000 And so, anyway, I lost...
00:43:51.000 Yeah, there was no one to root for me.
00:43:53.000 I just had this small audience.
00:43:54.000 This small audience either thinks I'm a predator or they're too nervous to say anything.
00:43:58.000 Well, you fit the quintessence.
00:44:01.000 There's a classic view of what a male feminist is.
00:44:05.000 And that classic view is a sneaky guy that is getting in tight with women and saying all the things they really want to hear.
00:44:13.000 And the classic story is that those women are never attracted to that guy anyway and wind up and go and fuck some jocks.
00:44:20.000 Some alpha guy.
00:44:21.000 I mean, that's literally what happens.
00:44:22.000 It's like, yeah, you don't say like, do you?
00:44:24.000 But it's just this thing that people...
00:44:27.000 It's a cliche.
00:44:31.000 Totally.
00:44:32.000 And I also think it was the homophobic politician who sucks a dick, right?
00:44:37.000 Sure, same thing.
00:44:37.000 Where they're like, ha.
00:44:38.000 Right, the super religious guy who turns out to actually be gay, like Ted...
00:44:43.000 What is that guy's name?
00:44:44.000 The guy from Colorado.
00:44:46.000 I forgot.
00:44:46.000 Can we just say Cruz and start an uproar?
00:44:48.000 Ted Cruz, right?
00:44:50.000 It was definitely Ted Cruz.
00:44:52.000 Ted Haggard.
00:44:53.000 Ted Haggard, yes.
00:44:55.000 And...
00:44:55.000 Who didn't?
00:44:59.000 Yeah, right?
00:44:59.000 And so this is what happens...
00:45:02.000 Yeah, this is sort of the problem with acting like you don't have flaws.
00:45:06.000 And I always did.
00:45:07.000 I thought on the show, my favorite parts of my show were when I talked about depression or alcoholism and we would get emails in from people who, you know, it said it really helped them and I wanted to talk so much more about that stuff.
00:45:22.000 Because I do think it's important to examine your flaws, but on a political level, I held myself up as like an untouchable.
00:45:30.000 Well, I think you were doing essentially the same thing that you were talking about doing on Twitter, where you're addicted to this positive response and you're addicted to saying these things about people and attacking people.
00:45:42.000 It's a real problem on the left.
00:45:46.000 Where there are people that essentially a giant majority of what they do is attacking people.
00:45:53.000 Yeah, and you also get scared about what you can talk about.
00:45:56.000 So one of the things that would come up a lot was like fat shaming stories on the show.
00:46:03.000 But what also came up was, like, I fucking love jujitsu.
00:46:05.000 And so we would get emails from people who were like, yo, my doctor just said, like, I have to lose weight or I'm fucked or whatever.
00:46:12.000 And the first thing I would recommend, like, I would give diet advice and I would be like, jujitsu.
00:46:15.000 Go fucking do jujitsu.
00:46:17.000 And then we got countless emails from people who were like, yo, I lost 100 pounds because I did jujitsu.
00:46:22.000 Yo, I just got my blue belt.
00:46:23.000 Like, I feel confident for the first time or whatever.
00:46:25.000 And then we would get emails, counter emails, being like, I don't want you to talk about that because that's fat shaming to me.
00:46:32.000 And I couldn't say...
00:46:33.000 That's fucking crazy.
00:46:35.000 I couldn't say...
00:46:36.000 Why couldn't you say that?
00:46:37.000 Because it would be fat shaming.
00:46:39.000 In the box that I had put myself in, I couldn't say that.
00:46:42.000 I was capable of saying it.
00:46:43.000 I thought it.
00:46:44.000 I said it off the air.
00:46:45.000 But why wouldn't you...
00:46:46.000 See, this is where it gets real problematic when it comes to expressing your ideologies.
00:46:50.000 Like, if you can't be honest about your actual thoughts, then what you're doing is bullshit.
00:46:55.000 It was bullshit.
00:46:56.000 And there is the other side to the validation of once you find yourself in a box is the policing of it.
00:47:04.000 So there's validation on one side, and then there's, oh, I can get kicked out on the other side, right?
00:47:09.000 Like, if I say this word, I can get kicked out.
00:47:11.000 If I say that, like, you should not fucking come down on someone for doing jiu-jitsu and getting into better shape than you.
00:47:17.000 If you don't want to do it, I'm not saying this guy's doing jiu-jitsu, so fuck you for being fat.
00:47:21.000 I'm saying this guy's doing jiu-jitsu.
00:47:22.000 We should be proud of this guy who saved his life.
00:47:25.000 That's not fat-shaming, and there's so much of that projection from the left, and on Twitter in general.
00:47:32.000 But why is that, though?
00:47:34.000 It really is the ideology thing.
00:47:37.000 It's like you are unable to criticize anyone that's in your team.
00:47:42.000 Because this is essentially what's going on.
00:47:45.000 They're using the phrase fat shaming, which is obviously a progressive ideology.
00:47:51.000 It fits right into it.
00:47:52.000 But for someone to say that you're fat shaming by discussing people successfully managing their health...
00:47:59.000 That's fucking insane.
00:48:00.000 That's where it gets crazy.
00:48:01.000 But if you wanted to, you wanted to talk about this, right?
00:48:05.000 Yeah, of course I did.
00:48:06.000 Did Allison want to as well?
00:48:08.000 I mean, I can't speak for her, right?
00:48:10.000 But did you guys have conversations off the air about, like, this is crazy?
00:48:12.000 I would have conversations about that.
00:48:15.000 And, you know, because you don't...
00:48:18.000 Because fat shaming sucks, right?
00:48:20.000 Like if someone gets fired for being fat, like that's the thing.
00:48:22.000 I feel like there's a middle ground.
00:48:24.000 It's a slippery road when you can't honestly communicate.
00:48:26.000 Because the debate gets silenced.
00:48:29.000 It's done.
00:48:29.000 And that's what happens with, you know, I was listening to, I think it was Sam's podcast with the guy who got screamed off of that campus.
00:48:38.000 Sam Harris?
00:48:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:40.000 Jordan Peterson?
00:48:41.000 Maybe.
00:48:42.000 No, no, no.
00:48:42.000 That was the Halloween costume one.
00:48:45.000 Yeah, from Yale.
00:48:47.000 It was him and his wife.
00:48:49.000 Yes.
00:48:49.000 And he was just like, he sounded like the sweetest guy.
00:48:52.000 Great guy.
00:48:52.000 And I just knew.
00:48:53.000 I was like, I fucking, I don't remember when, but I can guarantee there's an episode about that.
00:48:58.000 Guy who was just like, I was defending my wife.
00:49:01.000 I've given to progressive causes my whole life.
00:49:03.000 I just tried to talk to them.
00:49:04.000 And yeah, he would raise his hand and they would call it like a fucking, some kind of like microaggression or I don't even remember.
00:49:11.000 You know what happened at Evergreen.
00:49:13.000 Like Evergreen State College.
00:49:14.000 I heard it on your show.
00:49:15.000 It was, yeah.
00:49:16.000 Oh yeah, I did hear that episode.
00:49:17.000 Yeah.
00:49:18.000 Yeah, that's a very extreme example where they were telling the president to put his hands down.
00:49:23.000 They said, because you're being aggressive with your hands.
00:49:27.000 So he did put his hands down and they started laughing.
00:49:29.000 Right.
00:49:29.000 Because that's what's really going on.
00:49:31.000 It's a game.
00:49:31.000 Well, and the thing is, too, it's like we have such legit racism and sexism in this country and I feel like we should be going after those issues, right?
00:49:43.000 Well, that's why I think you are this conversation is very important because you're an example of someone who got caught up in the ideology of things where your intentions were good in the beginning But you got caught up in this whole left-wing spiral.
00:49:57.000 Yeah, that's the thing is if you go extreme Right I feel like, you know, if I had a big Nazi kill the Jews closing prop bit, I feel like I would know I was selling out.
00:50:09.000 But on the left, it's a creep, man, because you really feel like, again, the baseline of homophobia is bad, sexism is bad, racism is bad.
00:50:20.000 Right.
00:50:21.000 Right.
00:50:22.000 Right.
00:50:41.000 Suicide stuff was like, yeah.
00:50:43.000 I had nothing.
00:50:46.000 People on Twitch...
00:50:47.000 So you stopped doing shows?
00:50:49.000 Oh, I got a day job for the first time in like 15...
00:50:52.000 What are you doing for a living?
00:50:53.000 Years.
00:50:54.000 Jiu-Jitsu stuff.
00:50:55.000 Teaching?
00:50:56.000 Mm-hmm.
00:50:57.000 And...
00:50:57.000 You know...
00:50:59.000 But...
00:51:00.000 Even this stuff.
00:51:02.000 I don't want to put that fucking job in jeopardy, right?
00:51:06.000 At least it's something I love.
00:51:08.000 And...
00:51:10.000 But yeah, I couldn't perform.
00:51:11.000 I didn't, because again, remember, like...
00:51:13.000 So you felt like your audience was gone?
00:51:15.000 Audience gone.
00:51:16.000 Oh, straight up.
00:51:16.000 I mean, there was a Facebook comment.
00:51:18.000 I had to stop going online, but there was a Facebook comment from the day before that was like, just so you know, you saved me from killing myself.
00:51:25.000 Mm-hmm.
00:51:25.000 And then the next day when all that shit broke loose, you know how you can add a comment to your comment?
00:51:30.000 It was like, fuck you, I hope you, whatever.
00:51:32.000 Same person.
00:51:32.000 Same dude.
00:51:33.000 Literally added it to his comment.
00:51:35.000 But you need to think about some of the things that you said and realize that you didn't really mean them, but you were saying them because you're trading in the currency of political, correct, left-wing, progressive ideology thinking, right?
00:51:49.000 And you were getting from that.
00:51:51.000 You gotta realize these other people are doing the same thing.
00:51:54.000 They don't really mean what they're saying.
00:51:56.000 They feel like they have to say, fuck you, I hope you die, Jamie Kilstein.
00:51:59.000 They don't even know you.
00:52:00.000 I think we have a real problem, both left and right in this country, with attacking people.
00:52:06.000 And I hate to say this, but I think we have a problem with doing that with Trump.
00:52:10.000 Because although he has done some reprehensible things and he said some really foolish things and his ego is ridiculous, there's a lot of things wrong with him, right?
00:52:20.000 But the attacks on him and all this attacking, instead of sort of laying out A better way instead of explaining what's wrong with it.
00:52:32.000 It's all insulting and attacking.
00:52:34.000 That doesn't fix anything.
00:52:35.000 It's not going to.
00:52:36.000 And it also is going to make his people double down.
00:52:39.000 Exactly.
00:52:39.000 And they're not going to want to listen either.
00:52:41.000 That's exactly my point.
00:52:41.000 And that's what I noticed.
00:52:42.000 That's why you can never win a Twitter argument.
00:52:44.000 You have extreme one side and extreme other side.
00:52:46.000 It's like, cool, you're going to solve this in 140 characters?
00:52:49.000 The problem is also people start insulting each other.
00:52:53.000 It just doesn't work.
00:52:54.000 It becomes a contest.
00:52:57.000 It's like you try to do that and I go check and then you go check and then we're moving back and forth and you're trying to fucking get my king.
00:53:04.000 Yeah, and then like people's Twitter bios, where like their whole bios are like, here's a list of people who blocked me.
00:53:09.000 It's like, yo man, if that's your fucking, that's your resume, that's your life accolades, like that's such a bummer.
00:53:16.000 Well, I would have people block me and I never even communicated with them.
00:53:20.000 Because somehow or another I got on some sort of a list where someone decided I was a bad guy.
00:53:24.000 So I used that app and I don't know how to reverse it because now I'm friends with the legions of skank guys and I was like, oh, I think I blocked everyone.
00:53:31.000 It's called like Twitter blockchain or something.
00:53:33.000 And so I would go to your profile.
00:53:35.000 If like all of your fans are attacking me and I'm like, fuck this, I go to your profile and then I click it and it blocks everyone who follows you.
00:53:42.000 It's not just that like people there's there's groups that people have decided I've seen that that they decide you're right-wing right decide you're anti-progressive or whatever I'm like a hate lesson blocked by people that I'm like I never even communicated with this person like I've saw like a Screenshot of someone saying something absolutely ridiculous.
00:54:03.000 I'll go.
00:54:04.000 Oh my god.
00:54:05.000 I gotta go to this guy's page.
00:54:06.000 Yeah, and I go there.
00:54:06.000 Well, I'm blocked Yeah.
00:54:08.000 Which, by the way, you fucking dummies, all you have to do is sign out of Twitter, and then I go to your page, and then I read it all.
00:54:13.000 Uh-huh.
00:54:15.000 Yeah.
00:54:15.000 You can't really block someone.
00:54:16.000 And, like, what I found...
00:54:17.000 No, when I found myself, like, looking through all those, I was like, I don't get the fuck out of this.
00:54:22.000 Yeah.
00:54:25.000 You're a cautionary tale.
00:54:26.000 Oh my god.
00:54:28.000 That's going to be what my Edinburgh show is called.
00:54:31.000 Cautionary beta male tale.
00:54:32.000 Are you going to do an Edinburgh show now?
00:54:34.000 Dude, I think so.
00:54:35.000 All I want to do is be a comic.
00:54:36.000 I did stand-up at Burr's Festival and it was so fucking fun.
00:54:39.000 I did it the night after Stanhope's podcast.
00:54:42.000 Did you have material written down?
00:54:45.000 Yeah, I had stuff about this.
00:54:47.000 It had been the first time you did stand-up in how long?
00:54:50.000 Well, if you're not counting, like, the weird, like, slam-poety music shows I did, like, five, six years, and then it was the first time I've been on stage in a year.
00:54:58.000 I mean...
00:54:59.000 Wow, so first time you've been on stage in a year, and the first time outside of doing...
00:55:03.000 Because I saw something that you did where you were doing, like, what you're saying, like, sort of slam poetry, where you take these big, deep breaths in between each line.
00:55:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:12.000 It's...
00:55:13.000 It's almost a performance art piece versus doing actual stand-up, right?
00:55:17.000 If you don't pause, you can't hear that they're not laughing, my friend.
00:55:19.000 Well, you had a thing going on.
00:55:22.000 It was a cadence.
00:55:23.000 It was like, I'm a drummer.
00:55:24.000 And also, when I wasn't getting booked, like after 9-11, my stuff was really political and I wasn't getting booked in New York.
00:55:32.000 So I would just go to slam poetry places.
00:55:34.000 And I just made, if I had a gay rights joke, I'm like, oh, well, let's just do a three-minute gay rights chunk.
00:55:39.000 Right.
00:55:40.000 And so I started to get booked.
00:55:41.000 But some of it was really well written.
00:55:42.000 I saw this one thing that you did in front of some big, giant group of people about the Trump boys.
00:55:50.000 Oh, that was at the Talib Kweli show.
00:55:52.000 Yeah.
00:55:53.000 All this shit happened right after...
00:55:55.000 Yeah, it was a real bummer.
00:55:58.000 Right after...
00:55:59.000 I'm in LA. Because I was suicidal in New York, which I've never talked about publicly.
00:56:06.000 Before?
00:56:06.000 Before.
00:56:07.000 I was very, very, very suicidal.
00:56:11.000 Why?
00:56:11.000 I was just in...
00:56:13.000 I don't want to be mean, but I was in a failed relationship, right?
00:56:21.000 And I didn't have friends, and I wasn't doing comedy.
00:56:24.000 Why didn't you have friends in New York?
00:56:26.000 I had friends when I would do jiu-jitsu.
00:56:27.000 I had friends in Marcello's.
00:56:29.000 Those guys were absolutely the best friends I had.
00:56:32.000 But I didn't feel like I had a career.
00:56:35.000 And I had a couple friends.
00:56:38.000 I mean, all of our friends were pretty much linked to that same sort of progressive circle.
00:56:41.000 When I went home to see my brothers, and I could talk how I wanted to, and I could shoot the shit, and I could not police my own language, it was amazing.
00:56:49.000 I would go walk around blocks just to talk to my brother, Nick, like, for hours.
00:56:53.000 And we would just laugh and tell jokes and shit like that.
00:56:56.000 And then I've had depression forever.
00:56:58.000 And I've been self-hating forever.
00:57:01.000 And, you know, this is not...
00:57:02.000 I can't by any means blame it on other people.
00:57:05.000 But I remember...
00:57:06.000 And this kind of ties in...
00:57:08.000 This is really fucked up.
00:57:09.000 This kind of ties into what you were talking about with microaggressions and stuff like that.
00:57:14.000 I remember I tried to open up to somebody very close to me about being suicidal.
00:57:20.000 And they told me that...
00:57:23.000 I forgot the progressive word for it.
00:57:27.000 But they said it was, like, manipulative, essentially.
00:57:29.000 That you being depressed was manipulative?
00:57:32.000 Me being suicidal by telling them I was suicidal.
00:57:34.000 Because I was telling them, like, looking for help.
00:57:37.000 And now, with that said, the people who were like, if you break up with me, I'm going to kill myself.
00:57:42.000 That's fucked up, right?
00:57:43.000 Right.
00:57:43.000 That's like holding them hostage or making them feel like they would be responsible.
00:57:47.000 That, I guess I would consider, that's manipulative, right?
00:57:50.000 Well, it's certainly not good.
00:57:51.000 It's fucked up.
00:57:52.000 It's not healthy.
00:57:52.000 Yeah, totally.
00:57:54.000 But when you reach out for help, that's fucked up.
00:57:58.000 And so I didn't feel like I had a lot of people.
00:58:01.000 I had my family and stuff like that.
00:58:03.000 And that's why, one of the reasons I moved to L.A., Fuck the winter, right?
00:58:30.000 Duncan Trussell was like, I want to be a New Yorker, man.
00:58:32.000 And now he's like, fuck that, dude.
00:58:34.000 I did one winter.
00:58:35.000 I'm moving back.
00:58:36.000 It's the worst.
00:58:37.000 He's moving back before this winter.
00:58:39.000 He's like, I can't do it anymore, man.
00:58:41.000 Dude, it's just cold, and everyone's mean to you, and jujitsu.
00:58:45.000 That's what I don't like, the mean part.
00:58:46.000 Everyone's so mean.
00:58:47.000 And jujitsu in New York, when, like, in the winter, where you'd be so fucking cold, and then you leave the gym, and you're so hot, but you have your dumb jacket on, and then you go to the subway, and you have to rip your jacket off, and then you get off the subway, and you're freezing again.
00:58:58.000 It's like...
00:58:59.000 You know what the solution to that, by the way?
00:59:01.000 It's non-vegan.
00:59:02.000 Is that what it is?
00:59:03.000 Merino wool.
00:59:04.000 What?
00:59:05.000 Merino wool.
00:59:05.000 Oh.
00:59:06.000 Yeah, because merino wool, when you're wet, it retains heat.
00:59:11.000 It also keeps you cool when your hunters use it.
00:59:15.000 Oh, no shit.
00:59:15.000 Yeah, there's a company called First Light, L-I-T-E, and they make really good merino wool clothing for hunting, and they're one of the first guys to figure it out.
00:59:25.000 That's cool.
00:59:26.000 And what it is, is it's a natural fiber because of wool.
00:59:30.000 And wool, it's a weird thing.
00:59:32.000 Like, if you have a cotton shirt on, okay?
00:59:34.000 Yeah.
00:59:34.000 And you get wet from sweat.
00:59:35.000 Like, say if you hike up a hill, but it's cold out, and then you sit down, you will freeze your fucking ass off.
00:59:40.000 Totally.
00:59:41.000 And it's really bad.
00:59:42.000 Like, you can get hypothermia that way.
00:59:44.000 But if you have wool on, it retains the heat, the body heat.
00:59:47.000 Yeah.
00:59:47.000 Even if it's wet.
00:59:48.000 Oh, man.
00:59:48.000 It's really weird.
00:59:49.000 So, if you just wear a base layer of merino wool, When you go out, like in cold weather, you will get wet from the sweat, but your body will retain heat.
01:00:00.000 Oh, man.
01:00:00.000 You stay warm.
01:00:01.000 Well, now in LA, I get to pull up to fucking Henzo's, my little Prius, and it's sunny.
01:00:05.000 I walk in, I go train, say bye to everybody, and get back in my car.
01:00:08.000 It's the fucking best.
01:00:09.000 Yeah, it's a different thing.
01:00:10.000 You have to lay a towel down so you don't sweat through your seats.
01:00:12.000 That's it.
01:00:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
01:00:14.000 So, yeah, so I moved to LA and I met my girlfriend and it's like the most healthy, wonderful relationship.
01:00:20.000 My poor girl.
01:00:21.000 My girlfriend was a comedy fan when she met me and not a feminist.
01:00:25.000 And she saw me at Cobbs.
01:00:28.000 That was one of the clubs that would still like play me.
01:00:30.000 And when we first met, I think she got excited that she was going to date a comic because she's like a huge comedy fan, dude.
01:00:38.000 Right.
01:00:39.000 And, you know, we moved in together and she would be like, you know, this is exaggerate, but it would be like, do you listen to Bill Burr's podcast?
01:00:45.000 And I'd be like, um, let me tell you why he's problematic and upholds the patriarchy.
01:00:48.000 And she must have been like, fucking shit.
01:00:50.000 Did you really say that?
01:00:51.000 No, but she's like, I'm dating the, but kind of, yeah.
01:00:55.000 And now, once all this shit happened, I get to discover all these great people I wasn't allowed to watch.
01:01:00.000 I'm like, did you know these Woody Allen movies are good?
01:01:01.000 And I watched Manchester by the Sea and it was great.
01:01:04.000 When I met you, I met you, you were deep in the throes, or you were beginning your journey of progressivism.
01:01:11.000 Yeah.
01:01:11.000 And you were on your way.
01:01:13.000 But the first show we did was great.
01:01:14.000 I don't think we even...
01:01:15.000 Yeah.
01:01:15.000 No, no, no, no.
01:01:16.000 That's not what I mean.
01:01:16.000 I mean, but what I'm saying is, but I knew people that knew you from back in the day, like Stanhope.
01:01:22.000 Oh, right.
01:01:22.000 He was like, I remember when Kilstein was just a comic.
01:01:24.000 He was just a comic.
01:01:25.000 He was one of us.
01:01:26.000 Yeah.
01:01:26.000 And then he let you assume this identity.
01:01:28.000 But...
01:01:30.000 All of us are susceptible to ideologies.
01:01:33.000 Jordan Peterson had a really fascinating take on Nazism, about these people that became Nazis, and what's most terrifying about it is That if you were in their exact same shoes, you are a human being.
01:01:49.000 And it is quite possible that you could have been a Nazi too.
01:01:52.000 And that is terrifying to people.
01:01:54.000 But obviously that's a very evil ideology.
01:01:57.000 But ideologies in general, we're all susceptible to them.
01:02:00.000 I've been susceptible to ideologies my whole life.
01:02:02.000 And I have a very addictive personality.
01:02:04.000 Me too.
01:02:04.000 And I think that's one of the reasons why you and I connect, like on jujitsu and things along those lines.
01:02:09.000 Because you get obsessed with these things.
01:02:12.000 And they become a part of your identity.
01:02:15.000 And I think for you, progressivism was in that box.
01:02:20.000 It was in that wheelhouse.
01:02:21.000 Yeah, and we all crave acceptance and comfort and support and a tribe, right?
01:02:29.000 And again, with progressivism, it doesn't sound like an evil thing.
01:02:34.000 It's not like I was in a gang.
01:02:35.000 No parents are warning kids, like, I hear Noam Chomsky blasting out of his fucking stereo.
01:02:40.000 That doesn't happen.
01:02:42.000 So you don't really...
01:02:44.000 It does.
01:02:44.000 It's really slow anyway.
01:02:46.000 It's really, really slow.
01:02:47.000 It's not a big deal.
01:02:47.000 He talks like this.
01:02:49.000 It's not a problem.
01:02:50.000 I tried to ask him a relationship question just to change it up and he was like, I'm not gonna answer that.
01:02:54.000 Did he say that?
01:02:55.000 Yeah, and I was like, I'm sorry.
01:02:56.000 Wow.
01:02:57.000 I was trying to be funny at the end of the interview.
01:02:58.000 What was the relationship question?
01:02:59.000 I was like, what do you consider?
01:03:00.000 It was like love or like, what's your whatever?
01:03:03.000 Like, oh no, I was like, I want to do like love advice with Noam Chomsky and it was essentially like, no, thank you.
01:03:07.000 Wow.
01:03:07.000 Yeah, I'm wearing sweaters.
01:03:09.000 That's it.
01:03:10.000 That's how it goes.
01:03:11.000 Yeah, he's got a very distinct area that he operates in.
01:03:16.000 Howard Zinn I interviewed.
01:03:17.000 He was funny as shit.
01:03:18.000 Was he?
01:03:18.000 Howard Zinn was fucking cool.
01:03:19.000 He was spry.
01:03:20.000 Yeah, totally.
01:03:21.000 No kidding.
01:03:22.000 He had one of his last interviews at his house.
01:03:24.000 Spry's a funny thing to say with a really old dude.
01:03:26.000 Dude, but that was the first thing I thought where he pulled up in his little car and he had his Whole Foods bags and he hopped up the steps.
01:03:32.000 He was like, come in, I'll get you orange juice.
01:03:33.000 And I was like, alright, Howard Zinn.
01:03:35.000 And then...
01:03:36.000 He died a couple weeks later.
01:03:37.000 It was one of the last fucking interviews.
01:03:40.000 And he was like, that's where Matt Damon used to live.
01:03:42.000 And I was like, cool, man.
01:03:43.000 Yeah, he was awesome.
01:03:44.000 He was super cool.
01:03:45.000 I did not see that coming because he was really high energy.
01:03:48.000 He was self-deprecating in the interview.
01:03:50.000 Dude, it was awesome.
01:03:50.000 It was really fun.
01:03:52.000 Going back to this, one of the reasons why I really wanted to talk to you is because I think that this trap...
01:03:59.000 Of falling into any ideology.
01:04:01.000 I mean, I know a lot of people that get really wrapped up in right-wing ideologies.
01:04:05.000 I think it's a trap.
01:04:07.000 And I think that also this tribal thing that we do of attacking people that aren't on that tribe, it's a trap too.
01:04:14.000 I mean, you get rewarded for it.
01:04:16.000 PZ Myers has a whole career from it, attacking people on the other side instead of...
01:04:22.000 I think there's a way to get these ideas across where you're not going to piss people off.
01:04:28.000 And I don't think pissing people off is...
01:04:30.000 I think there's certain comfort to it, but there's also people gravitate towards you because they don't want you to do that to them.
01:04:38.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:04:40.000 Yeah, and I think everyone does that.
01:04:42.000 PZ, I haven't been on Twitter in forever, but he was always really nice to me.
01:04:45.000 But the people he's also arguing against are also kind of doing the same thing, too.
01:04:50.000 And I had this fucking revelation today.
01:04:52.000 Coming in the studio when I was kind of like worst case like battle planning like ah what if you know he really hates something I say and we're gonna get into a fight and for the first time ever I was like oh I could listen to him and ask a follow-up question like I could just because that wasn't an option before because you have your especially when you start going on MSNBC and these news roundtables no one asks questions no one goes what do you mean by that?
01:05:15.000 You guys went on once, and you were talking...
01:05:19.000 Now, this is one time I actually got upset at you.
01:05:22.000 Not upset at you, but upset at the idea.
01:05:24.000 Well, time to wrap it up!
01:05:26.000 You were going on after Charlie Hebdo, and you were saying that...
01:05:31.000 The cartoons that they did were really racist.
01:05:35.000 And my thought was, it's so fucking what?
01:05:38.000 You know, even if they were racist, these people got gunned down and killed because of ridiculous religious ideology.
01:05:45.000 And this is what this is about.
01:05:46.000 This is about not being able to draw Muhammad.
01:05:48.000 Well, and I think that...
01:05:50.000 But you got wrapped up in this super progressive...
01:05:53.000 But you're also...
01:05:56.000 It was so confusing to me because...
01:05:59.000 The term Islamophobia is a very interesting one to me because it's always used essentially on the left.
01:06:05.000 It's very rarely used on the right, right?
01:06:07.000 And Islam promotes violence against women.
01:06:11.000 In terms of its suppression of women's rights, it's very ancient in its ideas.
01:06:21.000 Most religions do, right?
01:06:22.000 But that is a very uniquely suppressive one.
01:06:24.000 I don't know.
01:06:25.000 If you actually took the Bible, literally, did you know the...
01:06:27.000 Okay, yeah.
01:06:28.000 If you take the Old Testament, literally, right.
01:06:29.000 Yeah, the Old Testament, I mean, selling your daughter into prostitution.
01:06:33.000 Right, but we're talking about someone who is literally taking that version of it in practice and killing cartoonists for drawing Muhammad, right?
01:06:41.000 So here's what I think you should be able to...
01:06:44.000 Here's what I've been trying to do, where it's like, I don't understand why you can't go...
01:06:49.000 Well, you can't go.
01:06:50.000 Racist cartoons are bad and hacky.
01:06:53.000 Killing them is worse, right?
01:06:56.000 You shouldn't kill people.
01:06:58.000 Or if you go, you know, that Islamophobia, racism against...
01:07:05.000 Arab people who you're just going to assume are all Muslim and not just Muslim, but all, exactly, all like extreme versions of that.
01:07:17.000 Homophobic.
01:07:17.000 Yeah, that's bad.
01:07:18.000 But being sexist in the name of a religion is also bad, right?
01:07:23.000 And I think this is what you were talking about where it comes down to, well, you got to pick a side, dude.
01:07:28.000 Right.
01:07:28.000 It's either everybody's racist or every Muslim is a murderer and it's like you don't have to pick a side and post This fallout when I've been like, I mean, here's the thing.
01:07:40.000 I've been healthier than I've ever been in my life.
01:07:43.000 My girlfriend is fucking wonderful.
01:07:45.000 I wake up at like five and I meditate and like, jujitsu saved my fucking life this year.
01:07:49.000 Literally saved my life this year.
01:07:52.000 Being off Twitter, being off social media has been fucking great.
01:07:56.000 It's been incredible.
01:07:57.000 And getting to hear, like getting to listen to Sam Harris's podcast, getting to listen to your podcast, hearing both of you guys say like really progressive things.
01:08:05.000 I don't think people know that.
01:08:07.000 I think they do.
01:08:07.000 I think you were just in an echo chamber.
01:08:09.000 But what's important about what you're saying is pick a side.
01:08:12.000 Here's the thing.
01:08:13.000 No one's running either side.
01:08:15.000 No.
01:08:16.000 This is what's going on.
01:08:17.000 It's not like, you know, you're...
01:08:20.000 It's not like it's the Dolphins versus the Raiders.
01:08:23.000 One team has very clear outfits, and they're trying to move the ball across this line.
01:08:29.000 I don't know what any of those words meant, but I get you.
01:08:31.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:08:31.000 I don't either, really.
01:08:33.000 I barely do.
01:08:34.000 I know fighting?
01:08:35.000 But the idea is that these sides, they're very fluid.
01:08:39.000 They're moving around all the time, and they solidify with resistance.
01:08:44.000 Yeah, and I think when people hear middle or middle ground, they always see that as wishy-washy or not taking a side.
01:08:50.000 Yeah, you're a fence-sitter.
01:08:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:08:51.000 But I feel like there is still...
01:08:53.000 There's good middle ground.
01:08:55.000 Sure.
01:08:55.000 Like the racism slash jihadism is really good, right?
01:09:00.000 You can say that both are bad.
01:09:02.000 You can say that jihadism is bad.
01:09:03.000 You can say that fucking profiling Muslims is bad.
01:09:05.000 I don't know what's so fucking hard about saying those things.
01:09:08.000 But also, in attacking all Muslims...
01:09:12.000 What you are doing is solidifying their position as well, and you're making it very hard for them to...
01:09:18.000 Look, all religions at one point in time were extremely rigid.
01:09:23.000 And like you said, if you go back to the early days of Christianity, go back to the Inquisition.
01:09:27.000 I mean, they did some fucking unbelievably horrific things in the name of God and in the name of Christianity.
01:09:34.000 Now, if you...
01:09:35.000 Look at where more moderate Muslims are today.
01:09:39.000 There's people that are reformers that still consider themselves Muslims.
01:09:48.000 Ayaan Hirsi Ali no longer considers herself a Muslim, but Majid does.
01:09:53.000 There's a lot of them who consider themselves Muslims, but They're moving towards a more progressive ideology.
01:09:59.000 This is possible, but it's only possible if you're not attacking.
01:10:05.000 See, if you attack, then the more radical of that base, they lean to that, and they lean to reinforcing their team.
01:10:14.000 Well, not only the more radical, but even just the younger ones, where if you are a 16-year-old Muslim kid in America and you immigrated here because your fucking family got bombed in Iraq or Syria or wherever by us, and now you're being profiled and being called racist names here,
01:10:31.000 it's like, that's how you make extremists.
01:10:34.000 And so it's not only is the racism racist, but it's also fucking counterproductive in a lot of ways.
01:10:39.000 That's a great way to put it.
01:10:40.000 Yeah, it's like all these wars that we say we're doing to defeat Islam, they're also creating a fuckload of extremists who maybe would have been moderate, but now their house is in rubble.
01:10:49.000 They don't have jobs, right?
01:10:50.000 100%.
01:10:51.000 And they're just like, well, I'm going to avenge my family, and this dude says I get to go to heaven, so fuck yeah.
01:10:55.000 And this ideology and this point of view, it's applicable to this whole team mentality that we do with right versus left as well.
01:11:03.000 Yeah.
01:11:03.000 And that in attacking, instead of explaining the positive aspects of your positions, instead of attacking the other positions, and attacking ad hominem attacks on these people, and attacking their structure, who they are, attacking them as racist,
01:11:19.000 as sexist, as homophobic, instead of reinforcing the very positive aspects of live and let live, about being open-minded, and being legitimately progressive, like progress.
01:11:31.000 Dude, totally.
01:11:32.000 And I think that one of the things that I know I did and everyone I followed on Twitter did in sort of the progressive world is you would like try to out-progressive each other, right?
01:11:40.000 So it's like somebody has a progressive take on the news.
01:11:42.000 How do I make it?
01:11:43.000 Like, dude, when same-sex marriage became legal, people would be like, yeah, we'll tell that to the people Obama droned.
01:11:50.000 It's like, fuck, can't we just be happy about like one thing?
01:11:54.000 Or it's like they're finding ways, like everyone likes Cory Booker.
01:11:56.000 What can I find that Cory Booker did that was like fucked up, right?
01:11:59.000 Of course, yeah.
01:11:59.000 Or, you know, like the...
01:12:01.000 I feel like you gave another example, but it's, you know, I mean, that just happened with Rose McGowan a little bit, right?
01:12:08.000 Like, she did this really brave thing by coming out against Harvey Weinstein, and then people are calling it, like, white lady feminism.
01:12:14.000 And it's like, the left is never gonna win if you can't let the rape survivor come forward without attacking her for not being raped progressively enough.
01:12:24.000 Like, that's nuts.
01:12:27.000 And I think that's one of the biggest problems.
01:12:29.000 Everybody's trying to be the best example, right?
01:12:32.000 The best example of being progressive and shit on someone who's less progressive than you.
01:12:37.000 Yeah, or the most oppressed.
01:12:38.000 Right.
01:12:39.000 Ramp up the radical aspects of your progressivism.
01:12:42.000 And the most depressed, is that what you're saying?
01:12:44.000 The most depressed.
01:12:44.000 And for a white guy like me, it was like, well, I'm not oppressed.
01:12:48.000 I'm not going to start calling myself Senior Kilstein.
01:12:50.000 I'm going to...
01:12:52.000 Be the ally.
01:12:53.000 So I'm not oppressed.
01:12:54.000 Because Twitter was a great tool and is a great tool where we wouldn't have had a lot of, like, really big, I think, social justice victories without Twitter.
01:13:03.000 And it became a really good, like...
01:13:04.000 Which ones?
01:13:05.000 Well, I think it became a good watchdog for the police violence, right?
01:13:08.000 But why specifically Twitter and not just all social media in general?
01:13:12.000 Do you think Facebook is more of an echo chamber?
01:13:15.000 Like, what do you...
01:13:15.000 Yeah, I mean, Facebook, I kind of just, I mean, at least for me, Facebook goes a little slower and I mainly follow just friends on Facebook.
01:13:23.000 But I guess you're right.
01:13:24.000 I guess Facebook and Twitter, social media.
01:13:26.000 I think the problem with Facebook is that people have the opportunity to be too verbose.
01:13:30.000 They can write these gigantic long screens and no one's going to fucking read it anyway.
01:13:35.000 You give people too much of an opportunity to be self-indulgent.
01:13:38.000 That's all I did.
01:13:39.000 That's all it is.
01:13:40.000 And then you just see it and you see a word like racism and you go, I guess I like it because I don't want to not like the big racism script.
01:13:48.000 I'm not going to read it.
01:13:49.000 But then you also become...
01:13:50.000 I didn't read fucking articles.
01:13:51.000 If the progressive person I knew shared an article and the headline looked good enough, I would share the article.
01:13:57.000 And then that's the shit that happened to me.
01:13:59.000 How it backfired.
01:14:00.000 I'm like, how many people are actually reading these fucking articles?
01:14:03.000 Reading the articles that say we could not find that quote or we could not find whatever.
01:14:07.000 So...
01:14:07.000 All this shit went down, Jezebel writes an article about you, some other people write articles about you, and you just dropped off the face of the earth.
01:14:14.000 Yeah, so I— You just figured, fuck this, I'm deleting my Twitter.
01:14:17.000 Yep, so I assumed—I mean, nothing I could say—part of me didn't say anything.
01:14:21.000 Part of me didn't say anything because I'm like, I no longer—I have to be a real person now.
01:14:26.000 I can't do shows anymore, so— Why'd you say that?
01:14:31.000 Just because I felt like the only world I knew completely was crashing down and calling me things that I wasn't.
01:14:39.000 And I already sort of burned comedy.
01:14:42.000 Well, this is what I don't understand.
01:14:43.000 Like, I don't see the big accusation.
01:14:47.000 I see them saying you tried to fuck girls.
01:14:49.000 Well, that's what happens is in my world and, you know...
01:14:54.000 Your former world?
01:14:55.000 Yeah.
01:14:56.000 Pre, you know, Weinstein and like, this is what real predators look like.
01:15:01.000 It was just fun to go after him.
01:15:03.000 To go after me.
01:15:04.000 Right, but also, as you said, because you had sort of set yourself up.
01:15:08.000 Brought it on myself, right.
01:15:09.000 And so my girlfriend, when it happened my girlfriend was out of town, I totally assumed she was breaking up with me.
01:15:16.000 So I'm in L.A. in my little apartment with my cat.
01:15:21.000 My girlfriend, I assume, is gone.
01:15:23.000 My family's talking to me, which is great, but none of my friends.
01:15:26.000 Here's something, I'll say this about, this is one of the reasons I came back to comedy.
01:15:31.000 I mean, besides I always loved it and I missed it, was the only fucking people that reached out to see if I was okay were comics.
01:15:39.000 Comics who I hadn't talked to in years.
01:15:42.000 None of the progressive journalists, none of the people who knew about depression or suicide or whatever.
01:15:47.000 I mean, I don't even know if they read the fucking article or if they just saw...
01:15:51.000 That word and was like, I will get in trouble if I... I mean, Jim Norton, who I knew when I was 22, I probably asked him if I could do a guest spot for him at like the Stress Factory, wrote me to see if I was okay.
01:16:02.000 Like, you wrote me a really nice email.
01:16:04.000 Stanhope wrote me a couple times to make sure I was okay.
01:16:08.000 Provenza, it was comics.
01:16:10.000 Yeah, it was comics.
01:16:12.000 Real comics realize that we're all fucked up.
01:16:14.000 And I didn't go down your road, but if I was in your shoes, I might have walked down your road.
01:16:19.000 It's very possible.
01:16:19.000 And to say that you couldn't...
01:16:21.000 I would never be in that position.
01:16:22.000 I would never do that.
01:16:23.000 I would never say those things.
01:16:24.000 That's disingenuous.
01:16:24.000 It's not true.
01:16:26.000 I didn't grow up in your house.
01:16:28.000 I didn't live your life.
01:16:29.000 I don't have your experiences, your genetics, your environment.
01:16:32.000 I didn't have those things.
01:16:33.000 If I did, I easily could have gone down your road.
01:16:36.000 Yeah, and...
01:16:38.000 You know, that definitely, months later when I reached out to Stanhope, I just reached out to thank him.
01:16:45.000 And I said something that made him laugh, and he was like, you could come back to comedy.
01:16:48.000 And I was like, no, I couldn't.
01:16:50.000 You definitely could.
01:16:51.000 Well, yeah, and he was the one.
01:16:52.000 And, man, after doing that festival and just hanging out with, like, hanging out with just fucking Bert and, like, Ari.
01:16:57.000 We had fun.
01:16:58.000 Dude, it was so fun.
01:17:00.000 It's what we do, man.
01:17:00.000 We have fun professionally.
01:17:02.000 Yeah.
01:17:02.000 That's all it is.
01:17:03.000 That's what this fucking podcast is.
01:17:05.000 And you know what's crazy?
01:17:05.000 My girlfriend said this, where we were talking about this, where those guys will ball bust more than anybody, right?
01:17:11.000 I walked backstage with my girlfriend, hugged Morgan Murphy.
01:17:14.000 She said, please don't rape me.
01:17:16.000 Hugged Burt.
01:17:18.000 Hugged Burt, who just said, he's touching my dick, he's touching my dick, and started running around the room.
01:17:22.000 And then they had my back so fucking hard.
01:17:24.000 Of course.
01:17:25.000 Whereas, when I was around progressives, or when Diana and I were around, they don't ball bust, but they do not have your back.
01:17:32.000 It is icy judgment pretty much around the clock.
01:17:35.000 Well, they feel like they have to know when to cut you off if you do anything where you cross the line.
01:17:40.000 Right.
01:17:41.000 And it was so wonderful, where I was like, all I want...
01:17:44.000 So, before that, yeah, I assumed I had nothing, was literally...
01:17:50.000 Did you know, when you Google how to kill yourself, the first website that comes up, it's a lie.
01:17:55.000 They say, like, easiest way to kill yourself, and then you click it, and it's like, just kidding, don't kill yourself, and it's like harp music, and you're just being rickrolled, essentially, by a suicide hotline.
01:18:05.000 It's nuts.
01:18:06.000 And then...
01:18:07.000 That would make me kill myself.
01:18:08.000 That's what I was saying.
01:18:09.000 I was just like, I needed someone I could trust in my time of need, and they're lying to you.
01:18:14.000 And then I just started looking through ways where I was like, I don't have a gun.
01:18:20.000 Get a gun.
01:18:21.000 Now I'm a gun.
01:18:21.000 Dude, when this fucking happened, I'm like, get a gun.
01:18:23.000 I'm like, I'm gonna kill animals.
01:18:24.000 I'm like, I just, I was fucking ballistic.
01:18:27.000 But how did it go from, how did you stop being a vegan?
01:18:30.000 Like, what happened there?
01:18:32.000 No, I mean, I still am like...
01:18:34.000 Dude, you ate a steak with Stanhope.
01:18:35.000 Well, but that doesn't count, right?
01:18:37.000 Fuck, it doesn't.
01:18:38.000 If it's Doug?
01:18:38.000 How many times have you eaten meat since this all happened?
01:18:41.000 Be honest.
01:18:43.000 Not many.
01:18:45.000 I hate that I have to say be honest, but I know I have to say that.
01:18:49.000 Look, let's just go back to me being an accused predator.
01:18:51.000 I'll give less shit for that.
01:18:52.000 I have meat that I killed personally.
01:18:54.000 No factory farming.
01:18:55.000 You could eat that.
01:18:56.000 Oh yeah, we could do that.
01:18:57.000 I'll give you some of it.
01:18:58.000 Yeah, I'll do that.
01:18:58.000 Okay, see, there you go.
01:18:59.000 Straight up.
01:19:00.000 You know, wild animals wandering through the woods.
01:19:02.000 No, he's going to.
01:19:03.000 He's going to?
01:19:03.000 He's going to eat it here.
01:19:04.000 Should we all do it together?
01:19:06.000 We could, you know, but I don't know when that's going to happen.
01:19:09.000 I can give you some meat right now.
01:19:10.000 Alright, keep me posted.
01:19:11.000 Ian's not here.
01:19:12.000 I will.
01:19:12.000 I have two commercial freezers back here.
01:19:14.000 Do you?
01:19:15.000 Yeah.
01:19:15.000 This place is fucking insane.
01:19:16.000 It's pretty wild, right?
01:19:17.000 Yeah, it's fucking insane.
01:19:18.000 I needed a funhouse.
01:19:19.000 Yeah, I'm so excited for, like, the mats.
01:19:23.000 That comes this weekend.
01:19:24.000 Does it?
01:19:25.000 Yeah.
01:19:25.000 Dude, that's fucking great.
01:19:27.000 So this this whole journey that you've been on and this is again one of the reasons why I want you to come on I think we can all learn something from it.
01:19:35.000 Yeah, and I hope both communities learn something from it.
01:19:37.000 I mean Maybe it's wishful thinking on my part, but I really think like we This idea of right versus left is so goddamn crazy and we have more common ground than we don't and I think reasonable people Think all these core tenets that we were just talking about.
01:19:54.000 We think that we're egalitarian.
01:19:58.000 We think that women should be treated exactly the same way as men.
01:20:01.000 That you should be judged by your character.
01:20:03.000 You shouldn't be judged by the color of your skin or where you're from.
01:20:07.000 I mean, the people that I know that are cool people, we have We have black friends.
01:20:12.000 We have Asian friends.
01:20:13.000 Especially in the world of comedy.
01:20:15.000 The only currency that you carry around is your personality and whether or not you're good.
01:20:20.000 Whether you're funny, whether you work hard.
01:20:22.000 And when you're around people that are funny and work hard, those people are fuel.
01:20:27.000 They're inspirational.
01:20:28.000 Totally.
01:20:29.000 And I'll say this, that I was not a good person.
01:20:33.000 I don't think.
01:20:35.000 At least to the standard that I would like to hold myself when I was just wrapped up in this world.
01:20:41.000 But you were flawed.
01:20:43.000 Well, yeah.
01:20:43.000 I am still flawed.
01:20:44.000 We are, but you were using a flawed operating system.
01:20:47.000 Yeah, and also like...
01:20:48.000 But I was just desperately searching for validation.
01:20:51.000 I was very selfish.
01:20:53.000 I was really depressed.
01:20:54.000 And...
01:20:55.000 Ever since this happened, I barely watched the news.
01:21:00.000 When people were like, Trump called North Korea gay.
01:21:02.000 I'm like, I don't know.
01:21:03.000 Not to me.
01:21:04.000 I don't watch that shit anymore.
01:21:06.000 So you just stepped back.
01:21:07.000 I totally stepped back.
01:21:08.000 For a full year?
01:21:10.000 Yep.
01:21:11.000 But I mean, I'm saying this right now.
01:21:14.000 I'm just walking the roads like Kawhi Chang Kane.
01:21:17.000 I forgot about him.
01:21:19.000 I know, he's the best.
01:21:20.000 Did you ever watch Kung Fu The Legend Continues?
01:21:22.000 Not as popular.
01:21:23.000 I fucking loved it.
01:21:24.000 Not quite as good.
01:21:25.000 No.
01:21:25.000 Well, but I was like...
01:21:27.000 It's different times.
01:21:28.000 Yeah, it was like...
01:21:28.000 Less innocent.
01:21:29.000 He was still...
01:21:30.000 It was modern day.
01:21:30.000 He was still Kwai Chang Kane, but his son was like a street cop.
01:21:34.000 It was the fucking...
01:21:34.000 It was the best.
01:21:35.000 Oh, that's right.
01:21:35.000 It was so good.
01:21:36.000 He had a son.
01:21:37.000 And so...
01:21:38.000 Yeah, so the first...
01:21:39.000 That guy died with a dildo up his ass.
01:21:42.000 Hanging by his neck.
01:21:43.000 Kwai Chang Kane?
01:21:44.000 David Carradine?
01:21:45.000 That was not on the list of suicide options.
01:21:48.000 He looked up, dildo in the ass hanging?
01:21:50.000 They think that he might have done something to piss off Thai gangsters.
01:21:55.000 Because he died in Thailand.
01:21:56.000 And he died in what would be considered either a shameful way.
01:22:01.000 I mean, it was auto-erotic asphyxiation, was what they listed.
01:22:05.000 But what I've heard is, by the way, that means nothing.
01:22:08.000 But what I have heard is that there are people that consider the possibility that We're good to go.
01:22:34.000 Yeah.
01:22:34.000 I doubt he had any power.
01:22:35.000 It was probably just his people, right?
01:22:36.000 Yeah, nobody knew who he was.
01:22:38.000 Totally.
01:22:38.000 If no one knew who he was, he had zero power.
01:22:39.000 Yeah, that's very true.
01:22:41.000 Oh, what I was going to say is, yeah, I don't want to act like this fucking hero who just stepped back.
01:22:46.000 The first six months, I walked around like I was accused of actual sexual crime.
01:22:49.000 I had a hoodie and fucking sunglasses, and I felt...
01:22:52.000 When I would meet new friends, I would sit them down and be like, just so you know, there's something I've been accused of.
01:22:58.000 Like I was a fucking Megan's Law pedophile.
01:23:00.000 And it was only till recently when my girlfriend's like, you gotta stop, dude.
01:23:04.000 Like you are owning that.
01:23:06.000 You're owning that as like a part of your person when you do this.
01:23:10.000 And to a certain extent, I have to, right?
01:23:13.000 Like if I meet with like an agent, like and they Google it and they don't read it, it looks fucking shady.
01:23:18.000 It's not, but it looks shady.
01:23:21.000 And all people do is they Google and they look at a headline and they go, oh, fuck that.
01:23:24.000 I don't want to be around that, right?
01:23:26.000 But for the second six months or whatever, I feel like I've been – my family is like this is the most present and communicative you've been.
01:23:35.000 I feel like I've been a better friend.
01:23:36.000 My jiu-jitsu has skyrocketed.
01:23:38.000 I feel like I have a family at my jiu-jitsu school.
01:23:40.000 I've become a really good teacher.
01:23:42.000 I read more.
01:23:43.000 I fucking meditate more.
01:23:44.000 I'm like an awesome boyfriend.
01:23:45.000 I have such a good, healthy fucking relationship.
01:23:48.000 Yeah.
01:23:49.000 And I don't think any of that shit would have happened if I was still in social media world, if I still just woke up every day and was like, what's the hashtag that I have to tweet about?
01:23:59.000 What are we angry about today?
01:24:01.000 Because that's how every day starts is you check Twitter and you go, oh, there's a popular hashtag.
01:24:04.000 I have to come up with a fucking joke because Trump did a thing.
01:24:08.000 And it drove me crazy.
01:24:10.000 And there's part of me that I am like, maybe I'm selfish, but I just I would rather be a better person.
01:24:19.000 I also forgot that like comedy fans just love comedy.
01:24:23.000 Like when people came up to me after the Stanhope show, I wasn't political on the Stanhope show, but they were like, hey man, that was really funny.
01:24:29.000 And I was like, oh, that's right.
01:24:30.000 Like you don't have to be overtly fucking preachy or political to like make someone's day, right?
01:24:36.000 Like it sounds so cheesy.
01:24:37.000 But that was the currency that you were trading in.
01:24:38.000 You were trading in progressive currency.
01:24:41.000 Yeah, and I thought, dude, the best stand-up I ever did was a story about my dad, and I almost didn't tell it.
01:24:46.000 And I was with Janine Garofalo, who's very political, in New York, and I was telling her the story that happened.
01:24:50.000 We were just walking around Union Square, and she goes, you have to tell that on stage.
01:24:54.000 And I literally said to her, I go, but it's not political.
01:24:57.000 And she was just like, no, you have to tell it on stage.
01:25:00.000 It's a good story.
01:25:01.000 It's about a relationship.
01:25:01.000 It's about your flaws.
01:25:03.000 It was totally about me being flawed and fucked up.
01:25:06.000 And it was the most enjoyable time I had on stage was talking about that.
01:25:11.000 And that's what I want to talk about now is just like all the depression and flaws and fuck ups and stuff like that.
01:25:17.000 Well, don't be a human.
01:25:18.000 Just don't define yourself.
01:25:20.000 Don't box yourself into some weird category.
01:25:22.000 And that was the problem.
01:25:24.000 But I felt like I could only talk about that stuff.
01:25:27.000 It would be like if you could only talk about UFC. And you're like, I want to talk about other shit.
01:25:31.000 Well, I've been very fortunate that I don't have to just talk about that.
01:25:34.000 But I think I've been very conscious about avoiding weird boxes.
01:25:39.000 I mean, I've been stuck in some in the past.
01:25:41.000 But I think that you can navigate this world of social media But it takes diligence.
01:25:48.000 And I think that we're the first generation of human beings that have had to encounter this weird environment.
01:25:55.000 I mean, this is not an environment that our parents grew up in.
01:25:58.000 No.
01:25:58.000 So it's not like there's like a body of information that we can draw upon.
01:26:02.000 Yeah.
01:26:03.000 You know, it's not like a lot of people have sort of figured it out over the last hundred years and this is how you manage the winter.
01:26:09.000 Oh, yeah.
01:26:10.000 You gotta have firewood and you gotta do this and you gotta make sure that you drink a lot of water when you go into the mountains.
01:26:14.000 Fucking move to LA. There's no history.
01:26:19.000 People make mistakes.
01:26:21.000 You become really dependent on it.
01:26:22.000 It takes discipline, man.
01:26:24.000 I logged onto my Twitter the other day for the first time to follow you guys and be like, am I going to tweet anything?
01:26:30.000 And I didn't because I just saw those notifications and I'm like, there's some dark shit behind those notifications.
01:26:35.000 I'm like, I'm not clicking.
01:26:37.000 Yeah, you just can't be reading it and definitely don't argue with people online.
01:26:40.000 There's no benefit to that.
01:26:42.000 I've almost essentially totally stopped doing that.
01:26:45.000 Occasionally I'll fuck with someone if I just am in the mood for it, but the vast majority of the time my phone is like this.
01:26:50.000 Oh, yeah.
01:26:51.000 Face down.
01:26:52.000 I think, I forget if it was like Jocko or Tim Ferriss or one of those guys, but talking about like putting on airplane mode like an hour or two before you go to bed.
01:27:01.000 And then, like, not turning that shit on until...
01:27:03.000 Like, I've started doing all that, and I just feel so much healthier.
01:27:07.000 And, like, I'm telling you that when I was attacking people on Twitter every day, I was depressed as fuck and straight-up suicidal and projecting, and I was just miserable.
01:27:18.000 Um...
01:27:19.000 And that happens.
01:27:21.000 It's a rush.
01:27:21.000 You have a community.
01:27:22.000 You have people who go, you tweet, I'm having a bad day, and you got 100 people being like, dude, you're awesome.
01:27:27.000 You know what I mean?
01:27:28.000 Like, that shit's addictive.
01:27:29.000 Like, it's really addictive.
01:27:30.000 Yeah, of course.
01:27:31.000 Yeah, it is.
01:27:32.000 And that's, you know, that whole sympathy mining is something that a lot of people do, too.
01:27:37.000 Oh, I did all that.
01:27:38.000 Yeah, sympathy mining, you know, virtue signaling.
01:27:42.000 It's like there's so many different things that people do.
01:27:44.000 What's virtue signaling again?
01:27:45.000 I think it's what you've been doing for like...
01:27:47.000 Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
01:27:48.000 15. Okay, great.
01:27:49.000 You know how it is.
01:27:52.000 It's a really simple sort of way to get love.
01:27:58.000 And then what sucks is the important issues also get pushed aside.
01:28:05.000 Like whether or not Trump's going to go to jail.
01:28:09.000 Yo, what the fuck?
01:28:10.000 We were talking about that before the podcast.
01:28:12.000 Is he going to jail?
01:28:13.000 Is someone going to jail?
01:28:14.000 I opened up CNN today for the first time.
01:28:16.000 I'm like, I guess if I'm going on Joe's, I should know what's going on in the news.
01:28:18.000 I'm like, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
01:28:20.000 I saw Kevin Spacey.
01:28:21.000 I saw people getting arrested, and I was like, I'm out.
01:28:23.000 Well, that Mueller guy's not playing games.
01:28:25.000 No, he's not fucking around.
01:28:26.000 Yeah, and he's...
01:28:27.000 I mean, that guy was the longest-running head of the FBI since J. Edgar Hoover.
01:28:33.000 And he has, like, painstakingly broke down this collusion with the Russians situation.
01:28:42.000 And what it seems to me...
01:28:44.000 As an outside person who doesn't really pay too much attention to politics, I would look at it like the mob.
01:28:51.000 If I was going to attack the mob, I would go after some low-level people first.
01:28:55.000 Get them to rat?
01:28:56.000 Yes!
01:28:57.000 That's what he's doing.
01:28:58.000 He's bringing in these dudes that were, you know, Manafort, and he's bringing in these dudes that were running the campaign, and Trump is unhinged today.
01:29:07.000 Trump is making a bunch of...
01:29:08.000 Is he losing it?
01:29:09.000 Yeah, it's great.
01:29:11.000 But you know what's interesting, too, then it just came out that Hillary and the DNC funded the dossier on Trump and they spent millions and lied about it for the past year.
01:29:20.000 Which is, by the way, you're trying to influence the political process as well.
01:29:25.000 And you're doing it by what you know is fiction, a fictional story on Trump with hookers peeing on people and shit like that.
01:29:32.000 So everyone's dirty.
01:29:33.000 And this is, I think, really important.
01:29:35.000 I think the right has to recognize that you're in a situation where you absolutely have people that have colluded with Russia.
01:29:45.000 The left has to recognize you are in a situation where you had a really corrupt career politician who almost got in.
01:29:52.000 And don't hold her up as some sort of high standard for womanhood and progressive ideas.
01:29:58.000 This is a woman that didn't even believe in gay marriage until 2013. Oh, dude, I said that on stage when I was like, if you criticized Hillary, people would say you're not a feminist.
01:30:09.000 And I was like, first rule of feminism, don't kill a bunch of fucking women overseas.
01:30:13.000 You know what I mean?
01:30:14.000 That was another problem with my whole thing.
01:30:17.000 If you criticized a woman...
01:30:19.000 It would be one thing if you said, I disagree with Hillary Clinton's foreign policy.
01:30:23.000 That should not be called sexist.
01:30:24.000 If you were like, I disagree with Hillary Clinton's foreign policy, what a whore.
01:30:27.000 It's like, okay, well, that's unnecessary.
01:30:30.000 But you couldn't say she's a liar.
01:30:33.000 You couldn't say she is a known liar.
01:30:36.000 Because they would say, well, that's a dog whistle.
01:30:37.000 That's what you call crazy ladies.
01:30:38.000 It's like, no, that's what you call a fucking politician.
01:30:40.000 Well, when they're crazy ladies, you should call them crazy ladies.
01:30:43.000 Or just crazy person.
01:30:44.000 Let's just not be specific to gender.
01:30:47.000 Yeah.
01:30:47.000 And it's also like, yeah, like the whole Caitlyn Jenner thing where it's like, I don't hate her because she's trans.
01:30:52.000 I hate her because she's kind of a cunt.
01:30:54.000 Like she's a little bit of a fucking Republican cunt.
01:30:56.000 Well, here's the thing about Caitlyn Jenner.
01:30:57.000 Caitlyn Jenner doesn't believe in gay marriage.
01:30:59.000 Right!
01:31:00.000 Which is fucking patently insane.
01:31:02.000 Right!
01:31:03.000 And that's what people need to know.
01:31:04.000 You can go, you're a bad person.
01:31:06.000 This is a big male Kardashian.
01:31:07.000 That's what it is.
01:31:08.000 Who became a female Kardashian and got what he wanted, which is massive amounts of attention.
01:31:14.000 If you go back and look at Bruce Jenner, when he was Bruce Jenner, and then look at Caitlyn Jenner, goal achieved.
01:31:21.000 Caitlyn's killing it.
01:31:22.000 Massive amounts of attention, people celebrating, you're a hero, you're amazing, same dumb person.
01:31:28.000 Yeah, and that's the thing, is I feel like you should, and it sounds like such a...
01:31:35.000 Like, it's easy for me to say because I'm like a white dude, but it's like, I wish you could just judge people as being people.
01:31:43.000 Now, we have systematic oppression of certain groups of people, right?
01:31:47.000 And I think a lot of people who say, just judge people as people, they're saying that while there's like a Black Lives Matter rally.
01:31:54.000 And it's like, well, all right.
01:31:55.000 Not the best time to say it, right?
01:31:57.000 Right.
01:31:59.000 But...
01:31:59.000 Well, the only reason why Black Lives Matter works at all is because it's an issue.
01:32:04.000 It's a huge issue, right?
01:32:06.000 White Lives Matter doesn't work.
01:32:07.000 No.
01:32:07.000 See?
01:32:07.000 It's very silly.
01:32:09.000 It's real simple.
01:32:09.000 Right.
01:32:09.000 It's real simple.
01:32:10.000 Yeah.
01:32:10.000 Like, the only reason why people go, whoa...
01:32:12.000 You know, all lives matter.
01:32:14.000 Okay, but no one...
01:32:15.000 See, there's a reason why no one's saying white lives matter.
01:32:18.000 Right.
01:32:19.000 Because the white people aren't being oppressed.
01:32:21.000 Well, and people were like...
01:32:21.000 Even if you disagree with Black Lives Matter as an organization.
01:32:24.000 Yeah.
01:32:25.000 Because it was kind of run by one of them was a really not really a black guy.
01:32:29.000 You know, the whole Sean King thing.
01:32:30.000 I don't know.
01:32:31.000 I think he followed me on Twitter.
01:32:32.000 Yeah.
01:32:34.000 I'm kind of a fake black guy.
01:32:36.000 But there's a lot of issues.
01:32:38.000 There's a lot of issues, for sure, with racism in this country.
01:32:41.000 And when you have a group that addresses those issues and the group gets attacked by people, you've got to wonder, why is that group getting attacked?
01:32:48.000 Yeah, and I'll even bring this back to, like, even with the rape culture stuff, which I did not think I would be saying on the show again, which is that...
01:32:59.000 You'd have guys online who every time a woman got raped, they would be like, well, what about men who get raped?
01:33:05.000 And you go, well, that's awful.
01:33:07.000 But why do you only say it when we're talking about a woman being raped?
01:33:10.000 Or why do you only say all lives matter after like a black kid was shot, right?
01:33:15.000 It's all the yeah buts.
01:33:16.000 Yes.
01:33:18.000 Yeah.
01:33:18.000 Yeah, but...
01:33:19.000 But what about us?
01:33:20.000 It's like, it cannot be about you for a second.
01:33:22.000 And I was just as guilty of that.
01:33:24.000 Like, Black Lives Matter when they go, oh, they're racist against white people.
01:33:27.000 It's like, the title itself, Black Lives Matter, that's a low bar.
01:33:30.000 They're just saying we exist, right?
01:33:32.000 Like, look at us.
01:33:33.000 Like, look at us being gunned down in the street.
01:33:35.000 Look at us being killed by cops.
01:33:36.000 Right.
01:33:37.000 It's not saying Black Lives Matter, therefore, like, white people should be killed by cops.
01:33:41.000 Like, there's nothing like that.
01:33:43.000 People get so mad when it's not their group.
01:33:45.000 And they always want to concentrate on people that are black that make ridiculous claims.
01:33:52.000 Like, instead of just looking at the idea behind why was Black Lives Matter formed, then they start looking at black people that make ridiculous claims like black people can't be racist because racism is power plus influence and prejudice, which is just not real.
01:34:05.000 And that's the same shit that people on the left would do, where they would just sort of, like, nitpick at these very specific little arguments, and it's like, there are bigger things to fucking worry about.
01:34:15.000 Yeah, and I think that's why an organization like Black Lives Matter gets any heat at all, because, right, if people just said, yeah, of course, cops are absolutely shooting black people at a disproportionate rate, you know?
01:34:28.000 I mean, if you just look at these incidences that we've been forced to see in the news, there's been so many of them, and these people march, and like, what that one black woman who got pulled over and refused to put out her cigarette, and the cop was telling her to put out a cigarette?
01:34:42.000 And she wanted being dead in her cell like a day later.
01:34:44.000 Oh, I think that was Sandra Bland.
01:34:46.000 Yeah.
01:34:46.000 Yeah, she was just like hung in her cell.
01:34:47.000 That is a fucking insane, insane story.
01:34:52.000 That woman, that cop was a piece of shit.
01:34:54.000 I mean, the way he was communicating with her, he was not communicating with her like she was a woman that just got pulled over for speeding.
01:34:59.000 Right.
01:35:00.000 He was communicating with her like she was under him.
01:35:02.000 And that he had to force his power on her.
01:35:06.000 I mean, we've seen that kind of shit before.
01:35:07.000 And if that's not racism, it's absolutely shitty policing.
01:35:11.000 Well, yeah, and that's the thing.
01:35:12.000 That's what we should talk about.
01:35:13.000 And that's like what we were talking about with the Islamophobia, where it's like you're also being counterproductive, right?
01:35:19.000 Like you want to say that the cops want to go with like Blue Lives Matter, too.
01:35:24.000 It's like, cool.
01:35:26.000 Why don't you guys should be the most mad when there's douchebags like that who pulled over Sandra Bland, right?
01:35:32.000 You guys should be the most mad to clean up your fucking organization, to clean up your shit.
01:35:36.000 And you should be on the front lines.
01:35:38.000 Like how powerful would that be?
01:35:40.000 Like them on the front lines with Black Lives Matter being like, we don't want that shit in our precincts.
01:35:44.000 And by the way, it's not even just about the way they attack black people.
01:35:48.000 You saw that woman in Utah that was arrested because she refused to draw blood on someone who was in a coma.
01:35:53.000 No, I didn't see that.
01:35:54.000 You didn't see that?
01:35:55.000 No.
01:35:57.000 Someone got taken into custody, or someone got taken to the hospital, rather.
01:36:01.000 The cop showed up and demanded blood be drawn without this person's consent, which is against the law.
01:36:07.000 She said no.
01:36:08.000 The cop arrested the woman.
01:36:10.000 Now, he's been fired.
01:36:11.000 I think most people are unqualified to be police officers.
01:36:16.000 It's a big job.
01:36:17.000 It's a big job, and I think that It should be much more respected.
01:36:23.000 It should be a much more difficult position to attain.
01:36:27.000 And I think that herein lies the problem.
01:36:31.000 You're asking regular people to deal with insane amounts of power, literally the ability to pull the trigger on a person and end their life.
01:36:39.000 And we've seen time and time again people get away with ending lives in a way and a matter that we, the citizens, don't agree with.
01:36:47.000 Yeah, and the bar is kind of crept, right?
01:36:50.000 Where now the things that you should be using hand-to-hand combat for, you're using tasers for.
01:36:55.000 The things that you should be tasing for, you're shooting, right?
01:36:58.000 But see, here's the thing.
01:36:59.000 You can't expect the average police officer to be able to use hand-to-hand combat on some person when they have no idea what that person's skill level is.
01:37:09.000 Yeah, unless the cop is fucking Stipe Miocic.
01:37:12.000 What are the odds you're going to come out ahead?
01:37:15.000 You might get your fucking gun taken away from you.
01:37:17.000 You might get shot.
01:37:18.000 I don't think they should have to use hand-to-hand combat.
01:37:20.000 I mean, look, it's a fucking insane position.
01:37:23.000 Or at least be trained better, right?
01:37:25.000 Like, people should not be dying.
01:37:26.000 You shouldn't be tasing, like, mentally ill people who are having heart attacks.
01:37:29.000 Well, it's also, there's a lot of, like, really frail people that are police officers.
01:37:33.000 I've seen them.
01:37:34.000 There was some guy that was the other day, they were pulling this guy over, and they had this guy out on the curb.
01:37:39.000 And I looked at this guy.
01:37:39.000 He had a little pot belly with these little skinny arms.
01:37:42.000 Well, that's adorable.
01:37:43.000 Not really.
01:37:44.000 Oh, okay.
01:37:45.000 Looking like I'm like this guy is a victim like if someone if me if someone just decided to turn on him and punch him in the head He would be unconscious right and he's a cop and he's like this frail cop dude I used to have a friend who did like psychological profiles for people who want to be in the police Academy and she told me some of the answers for like why these guys wanted to be cops like one guy she said Literally wrote like in his essay like I want to become like a police officer so I can finally get the respect I deserve and Oh,
01:38:13.000 Jesus Christ.
01:38:14.000 And it's like, well, I mean, she didn't, like, you know, he didn't go through, but it's like, there are those people, not all cops, hashtag, there are those people who are just like, they just want fucking power they want, they got fucking bullied, they got...
01:38:25.000 And for every guy dumb enough to say that on his application, how many guys just internalize that?
01:38:29.000 That's what I was saying!
01:38:30.000 All that guy had to do was not fucking say that, right?
01:38:32.000 And, like, that guy was so nuts enough that he's like, you know what, they'll understand.
01:38:36.000 They'll see where I'm coming from, and he fucking wrote it down.
01:38:38.000 There's so many fucking people that they need...
01:38:42.000 I mean, there's a lot of people that don't want to be police officers like in LA for a while They had these giant billboards where they're advertising how much you get to start Oh, they're having trouble like recruiting because nobody wants that job.
01:38:53.000 You're essentially the professional enemy, right?
01:38:55.000 You're pulling people over most of them have committed some sort of a crime They're gonna lie to you and so they're dealing with liars all day.
01:39:01.000 Yeah, Jesus I never thought about that but that's another thing where if You also can't, just like the cops should be trying super hard to get rid of the bad ones, if we demonize every cop,
01:39:17.000 then those cops who have, like, a really hard fucking job are gonna be like, well, fuck you guys.
01:39:23.000 You know what I mean?
01:39:23.000 Oh, for sure.
01:39:30.000 The economy and people's lives sucking, right?
01:39:32.000 Like, it's really easy, for example, for people to shit on these, like, black, like, inner city neighborhoods and they go, well, why don't they call the cops?
01:39:42.000 Why is their neighborhood trash?
01:39:43.000 It's like, well, because they call the cops and then their dog gets shot or whatever.
01:39:46.000 Sure.
01:39:46.000 And so it's like people just need...
01:39:48.000 I think that's why you saw like Trump and Bernie, right?
01:39:50.000 People need fucking jobs.
01:39:52.000 They want to take care of their family.
01:39:53.000 They're not reading Twitter or the news like I used to or that most of us...
01:39:58.000 Most of us who live in this Twitter bubble, all these fucking...
01:40:01.000 So many of these progressive journalists I hung out with who were like 99%, like so many of them were like fucking just spoiled rich kids who wanted to feel oppressed.
01:40:09.000 You know what I mean?
01:40:10.000 Dude, you know, I hang out with...
01:40:14.000 All my, like, white journalist friends were, like, white kids.
01:40:18.000 I'm like, I see more diversity in fucking jujitsu than I ever did with the people who are constantly talking about diversity.
01:40:26.000 It was a bunch of white kids trying to feel more progressive or more intelligent, and I'm very much including myself.
01:40:33.000 And then I started going to jujitsu, and I was like, ah, that's what a Mexican looks like.
01:40:38.000 You know what I mean?
01:40:39.000 Yeah.
01:40:39.000 Yeah, well, getting back to what we're saying, I think that one of the good things about these groups like Black Lives Matter is regardless of whatever controversy, it's forcing the conversation.
01:40:50.000 You have to have it.
01:40:51.000 You have to have that.
01:40:52.000 I just think they have to be careful with what they do, like when kids get crazy and they want to block off the highway.
01:40:57.000 You know, don't do that kind of shit because that gives people a very bad impression of what your organization stands for and you're blocking off the highway and that could stop people from saving your mom who fell down and broke her head open.
01:41:10.000 I mean, you're gonna you're gonna block off the ambulance, you're gonna block off people that are that have to make a flight.
01:41:16.000 And you're saying, well, yeah, that's how you make noise.
01:41:19.000 You know, you cause people inconvenience.
01:41:21.000 No, you disrupt The very systems that we need in order to make civilization run correctly.
01:41:27.000 You don't have to do that to get attention.
01:41:29.000 So you're saying you still...
01:41:31.000 Okay, got it.
01:41:32.000 Because the problem is, and this you can blame on the media, where it's like, those are the only protests that get covered.
01:41:39.000 If you have a peaceful protest with speakers, you know, standing outside of someone's congressional office, then it's like, that shit doesn't get covered.
01:41:47.000 I remember going to protest...
01:41:48.000 You're right, but hold on a second.
01:41:49.000 You're right.
01:41:49.000 The media.
01:41:50.000 But I think the media is slowly but surely becoming irrelevant.
01:41:55.000 I do too.
01:41:56.000 I do too.
01:42:06.000 The news is because they have a long history of disseminating information, right?
01:42:11.000 But people regular people are doing that now a lot of people are doing that now through different websites and YouTube channels And I think that that's the future and we don't have to be as long as you're honest and you have a real objective point of view You don't have to be sanctioned by some gigantic corporation to get the fucking truth in No,
01:42:31.000 in fact, you're less likely to get the truth out because of your sponsors.
01:42:35.000 I mean, MSNBC is owned by GE. MSNBC is the quote-unquote liberal network, and they're owned by a company that fucking can profit off a war.
01:42:44.000 Dave Rubin had a post that he did today.
01:42:46.000 Go to Dave Rubin's Twitter page about why people distrust the media and why the media is garbage today in their coverage of this Kevin Spacey thing.
01:42:55.000 Because all of these different...
01:42:58.000 Outlets were saying that Kevin Spacey came out as gay.
01:43:02.000 That was the main headline.
01:43:03.000 Wasn't he trying to fuck a kid?
01:43:05.000 Yes.
01:43:05.000 Kevin Spacey came out as gay.
01:43:07.000 Kevin Spacey came out as gay.
01:43:08.000 This was like...
01:43:09.000 Let's have a pull it up.
01:43:10.000 Yeah, that sounds like we should be applauding.
01:43:12.000 Well, this is...
01:43:14.000 But this is...
01:43:15.000 It just shows you what it is.
01:43:17.000 Like, look at this.
01:43:18.000 Media.
01:43:18.000 Why...
01:43:20.000 Scroll up.
01:43:20.000 Why doesn't the public trust us?
01:43:22.000 Because this.
01:43:23.000 Now look at this.
01:43:24.000 Actor Kevin Spacey decides, declares he lives as a gay man.
01:43:28.000 Kevin Spacey announced Sunday night that he will live as a gay man.
01:43:32.000 I mean, look at all these different, the New York Daily News, Reuters, the Daily Beast.
01:43:37.000 They're saying that he's gay, but they're saying he's gay because a kid came out, where a man now, came out and said Kevin tried to fuck him when he was 14. Shit.
01:43:48.000 So this is like saying that he declares he lives life as a gay man.
01:43:52.000 God damn it.
01:43:53.000 That's not the story.
01:43:54.000 No, that sounds like a festive thing.
01:43:56.000 We should all be like congratulations to Kevin Spacey.
01:43:58.000 Not only that, he said this in this statement where he was apologizing for this thing.
01:44:04.000 This is so crazy.
01:44:09.000 But they choose to frame it that way because someone coming out is going to get a lot of people paying attention.
01:44:15.000 Right.
01:44:15.000 Well, and also, the link...
01:44:19.000 To link pedophilia always to homosexuality isn't true.
01:44:22.000 There are a lot of people who would consider themselves heterosexual, whether it was in the church or whatever, who are raping kids because it's a power thing and they're sick.
01:44:31.000 Or pedophilia is just different.
01:44:33.000 Being attracted to kids is different than being attracted to men.
01:44:36.000 And this is also really dangerous to equate trying to fuck a 14-year-old with just going down to West Hollywood to do some gay shit.
01:44:46.000 Well, I mean, he hasn't admitted that he did it and he said he doesn't recall it at all.
01:44:50.000 But he did say that he had a problem with drinking, and if he did do anything, he was very sorry.
01:44:57.000 And we're talking about something that happened at least 30 years ago.
01:45:01.000 So here's also a problem, and this needs to be addressed, because we really don't know whether or not this guy's memory is accurate.
01:45:08.000 Because something 30 years ago, the problem with being 14 years old is, first of all, 14 years old, you're so goddamn confused.
01:45:16.000 I don't remember shit.
01:45:17.000 You don't remember shit.
01:45:18.000 You are awash in hormones and confusion and insecurity.
01:45:24.000 That was like the last five years of my life, too.
01:45:28.000 He might have had some weird run-in with Kevin Spacey that may or may not have been sexually predatory.
01:45:34.000 I don't know.
01:45:35.000 I don't know what happened.
01:45:36.000 Right.
01:45:36.000 But to decide that he's absolutely telling the truth and Kevin Spacey is absolutely covering this up by coming out as gay and using that to sort of diffuse the situation.
01:45:47.000 This is sort of the...
01:45:49.000 This is almost the opposite of when Twitter declares you guilty.
01:45:54.000 This is like the news declaring you almost like innocent, right?
01:45:57.000 Where I don't know what happened to letting...
01:46:01.000 Courts decide and talk about people being accused and whatnot, where Twitter can just be like, if they say you're done...
01:46:09.000 You had John Ronson on, right?
01:46:11.000 Yes.
01:46:12.000 Did you read that publicly shame book?
01:46:13.000 Yes.
01:46:14.000 So good.
01:46:14.000 Yeah, it's really good.
01:46:15.000 And it's just like, man, these people's lives are done, and I was part of all that shit.
01:46:18.000 I tweeted about fucking Justine Sacco.
01:46:20.000 Yep.
01:46:20.000 Straight up I did.
01:46:21.000 And I read that book, and it's like, yeah, you don't think of that.
01:46:26.000 You know what I mean?
01:46:27.000 Well, because it's a free shot.
01:46:29.000 I mean, that's...
01:46:29.000 Look, the worst example of that is people that are completely anonymous, right?
01:46:32.000 You weren't completely anonymous, which is why you faced the blowback.
01:46:35.000 Right, right, right.
01:46:36.000 But there's a lot of people that just have a Twitter egg, and they, I mean, they're completely anonymous, they have a bunch of random letters and numbers as their name, and they fucking attack people left and right.
01:46:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:46:46.000 It's a common thing on Twitter.
01:46:48.000 Yeah.
01:46:48.000 I mean, we're seeing a new kind of interaction with human beings.
01:46:53.000 Yeah.
01:46:53.000 And this interaction where there's no social cues involved, there's virtually no repercussions for saying the most evil, vile shit, and then people take it as a badge of honor that they've been blocked.
01:47:06.000 Right, right, right, right.
01:47:07.000 Yeah, and make it their Twitter bios.
01:47:09.000 Yeah, I mean, so it's...
01:47:11.000 It's weird times.
01:47:12.000 Yeah, man.
01:47:13.000 I just wish...
01:47:13.000 I mean, being off Twitter has...
01:47:16.000 I wish it didn't happen in such a horrific way, but has definitely made me like...
01:47:20.000 I talk to people more now.
01:47:22.000 I talk to people who disagree with me.
01:47:24.000 I'm like...
01:47:25.000 I look people in the eyes more than I used to.
01:47:27.000 I'm not checking my phone.
01:47:29.000 But don't you think this is a good thing to you, ultimately?
01:47:32.000 Because how else would you have escaped?
01:47:34.000 I wouldn't have.
01:47:35.000 Yeah, I mean it's almost like you were in a cult because I had Brett Weinstein's brother Eric on recently and Eric was talking about the the cult of progressive ideology that it literally is a cult like the one of the things the core things that people keep saying is that biology and Gender are not related You know,
01:47:57.000 there's some weird things that people say in order to be supportive of trans people.
01:48:01.000 There's a lot of weird...
01:48:02.000 But these things that they're saying, they're not supported by science, and they're very culty, and everyone repeats them.
01:48:09.000 And they repeat them for the same reason why people in certain religions repeat religious phrases.
01:48:15.000 Yeah, and this goes back to that progressive thing I was talking about where, you know, to me, the reason that I wouldn't fully read a lot of those articles is because I was like, but I want to support those people, right?
01:48:28.000 And because I don't think trans people should be discriminated against.
01:48:32.000 I don't give a shit where they want to go to the bathroom unless it's like on somebody, right?
01:48:36.000 Like I don't care.
01:48:37.000 I think that everybody should live and feel free as long as you're not being, you know, predatory or like when the Republicans were like, well, it's men are going to dress up as women.
01:48:47.000 It's like that's that's men like this isn't bosom buddies, right?
01:48:50.000 Like that's like that was that like trans people are different than men who dress up as women and like sneak in the bathroom.
01:48:57.000 Certainly going to be men who dress up like women and sneak in the bathrooms because they can because it's a loophole.
01:49:02.000 I mean, they can just walk into bathrooms now, though.
01:49:05.000 Just like there's going to be people that drive into crowds of people with their car.
01:49:09.000 Right.
01:49:10.000 It doesn't mean that you shouldn't be able to drive a car.
01:49:12.000 Right.
01:49:13.000 I mean, you're going to have aberrations.
01:49:15.000 Totally.
01:49:15.000 But it's not like there's a million people right now sneaking into the women's room to try to fuck kids.
01:49:20.000 Right, right, right, right.
01:49:21.000 I mean, this is just, you can't use those individual incidences, these aberrations of freakiness.
01:49:28.000 No.
01:49:28.000 An awfulness.
01:49:30.000 Totally.
01:49:30.000 And so to go back to your cult thing, I do feel like...
01:49:34.000 You would have never gotten out.
01:49:35.000 I mean, I... God, I wish this wasn't the fucking way it happened.
01:49:39.000 I wish what happened was...
01:49:40.000 But why?
01:49:41.000 Because look at...
01:49:41.000 You didn't do anything wrong.
01:49:43.000 I know.
01:49:43.000 Not really bad.
01:49:44.000 No big deal.
01:49:45.000 But that shit still exists and like...
01:49:47.000 God, fuck did it affect...
01:49:49.000 Like the fact that anyone would think that I'm like...
01:49:52.000 Like, that fucks with you.
01:49:53.000 Well, why don't you write a counter article to it?
01:49:56.000 So, I think eventually I will.
01:49:58.000 One of the reasons I didn't say anything...
01:50:00.000 Get it published by, like, the Meninist or something like that.
01:50:02.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:50:03.000 What's that?
01:50:03.000 Or the Red Pill.
01:50:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:50:05.000 That's what I was going to say.
01:50:06.000 Guys, I'm about to become a fucking 4chan hero.
01:50:10.000 4chan's happy with us because we were making fun of the Radiolab thing.
01:50:14.000 I got some tweets from people.
01:50:16.000 Radiolab pulled down this thing where Shia LaBeouf put up some stupid flag and said, he will not divide us.
01:50:25.000 And 4chan went and found the flag.
01:50:27.000 It was in the middle of Tennessee and took it down and walked up to the camera and went, fuck Shia LaBeouf.
01:50:31.000 And it was on his webcam live.
01:50:34.000 And it was a great Radiolab podcast, but Radiolab took it down because...
01:50:39.000 Some people complain that 4chan is awful.
01:50:42.000 Missing the whole point of what they did was not awful.
01:50:45.000 These are individuals.
01:50:46.000 4chan is comprised of hundreds of thousands of unique individuals.
01:50:50.000 From like kids fucking around to like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:50:53.000 And this incident was amazing.
01:50:54.000 Yeah.
01:50:55.000 And Shia LaBeouf's a fucking dork.
01:50:56.000 So the whole thing was great.
01:50:58.000 We could have come together with 4chan.
01:51:00.000 Yes, we could have.
01:51:00.000 We missed our opportunity.
01:51:01.000 Radiolab and 4chan like as one for a day?
01:51:03.000 Radiolab just, you know, they're again, they're on that progressive ideology team.
01:51:08.000 It's scary when you can't hear other voices.
01:51:12.000 Yes.
01:51:12.000 And there...
01:51:14.000 I think there's an app they were talking about in Sam Harris' show where it tells you if you're reading too many, like, either left-wing articles or right-wing articles.
01:51:21.000 Like, it's like, hey, we're steering a little too left.
01:51:23.000 Do you want to balance this shit out?
01:51:24.000 And there's, like, an app that can do that.
01:51:25.000 Oh, so the app goes...
01:51:27.000 It aggregates your news through this app?
01:51:28.000 I think so.
01:51:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:51:30.000 And...
01:51:31.000 Well, that just tells me you're reading too much shit on your phone.
01:51:33.000 On your phone in general.
01:51:34.000 Yeah.
01:51:35.000 That's why I've started reading books, and it's much better.
01:51:38.000 But fucking...
01:51:39.000 Oh, I forgot what I was going to say off of...
01:51:43.000 Oh, the cult thing.
01:51:44.000 I mean...
01:51:45.000 I don't know, because I still...
01:51:47.000 Yeah, so I don't want to walk around and feel the way.
01:51:49.000 One of the reasons I didn't respond...
01:51:51.000 One, Google and suicide.
01:51:53.000 And then, I should say this for my poor girlfriend.
01:51:55.000 Once she came back and, like, had my back...
01:51:57.000 Like, I said this on...
01:51:58.000 Doug actually brought her up on stage for the podcast.
01:52:01.000 But she...
01:52:03.000 I thought she was going to break up with me, and she was like, well, I kind of wish you were more predatory towards me.
01:52:07.000 And that's when I was like, I'm going to marry you.
01:52:09.000 You're great.
01:52:10.000 You're a keeper.
01:52:11.000 And she totally had my back.
01:52:13.000 That's such a creepy thing to say.
01:52:15.000 There's so many girls right now warming up their fingers, getting ready to type a horrible article.
01:52:18.000 No, no, no.
01:52:19.000 He was excited that his girlfriend wants him to be predatory.
01:52:21.000 No, she was kidding.
01:52:22.000 She's just funny.
01:52:23.000 She's just a funny person.
01:52:24.000 You can be funny.
01:52:25.000 You can be funny.
01:52:25.000 Yes, you can be funny.
01:52:27.000 But fucking...
01:52:29.000 When she had my back and I kind of walked it back and was just like, what am I going to do?
01:52:32.000 There was another part of me that didn't want to write an article.
01:52:35.000 I had people say to me...
01:52:37.000 I had one person who spoke at the fucking Women's March who called me to be like, this makes my job harder.
01:52:44.000 Because when you start to call fighting with your girlfriend abuse, when you start to call a bad breakup...
01:52:50.000 Whatever.
01:52:51.000 When you start to call consensual hookups on the road predatory, it's like, this is what sexists point to when they go, all these girls who talk about being preyed on, it's bullshit.
01:53:02.000 You know what I mean?
01:53:03.000 They point to these innocuous, normal situations.
01:53:08.000 And so that's really, really scary.
01:53:10.000 But I also had people be like, if I defended myself, and some people told me this, if I defended myself, I would suddenly look like I'm saying don't believe women or I'm saying that because I'm defending just one person, me.
01:53:25.000 And I'm like, I didn't want to be...
01:53:27.000 And I don't want to be.
01:53:28.000 I just want to be a fucking comic.
01:53:29.000 I don't want to be a voice for like, bitches are crazy.
01:53:31.000 And I also don't want to be a voice for, you know, every guy is a fucking evil rapist, right?
01:53:36.000 I just want to tell jokes and move on.
01:53:38.000 But that's what I'm saying.
01:53:39.000 This experience, in a lot of ways, sort of...
01:53:43.000 Can guide you through it.
01:53:44.000 That's what's been happening.
01:53:45.000 Yeah, I mean just and this Having this example of how it could all go completely sideways sideways And sideways, you know, admittedly, even before it went bad, it was going sideways.
01:53:59.000 Yeah.
01:53:59.000 Because you were attacking people without reading the full story.
01:54:02.000 Well, and I was depressed then, too.
01:54:03.000 And you were looking to get this sort of response by attacking people.
01:54:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:07.000 Looking at people to say, yo, Jamie's on our side.
01:54:09.000 Jamie's positive.
01:54:10.000 Totally.
01:54:11.000 And then being addicted to this response thing and checking your phone all the time and making sure, you know, that people are on your side where you're battling with someone and calling them a sexist, racist piece of shit.
01:54:20.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:20.000 See how many followers This person has who just retweeted you.
01:54:23.000 That's all I did.
01:54:26.000 And now just being able to like...
01:54:31.000 Like, wake up early, take care of myself, read books, hang out with my dope girlfriend, go do jujitsu all day, and then write jokes.
01:54:38.000 And live your life as a human.
01:54:39.000 And just be nice to people.
01:54:40.000 Dude, I'm telling you, I am nicer to people not being this, like, fucking progressive.
01:54:45.000 Because I was just judging everybody.
01:54:46.000 How can you be nice to everyone if you're just like, look at that guy, he's fucking eating meat.
01:54:49.000 Look at that guy, he's, you know, he's got this fucking bumper sticker or whatever.
01:54:53.000 You're just constantly looking to be outraged.
01:54:55.000 Yeah, the attack machine of this...
01:54:58.000 Not just the progressive ideology, but the right-wing ideology as well.
01:55:02.000 It's an attack machine.
01:55:04.000 And you can't enjoy things.
01:55:05.000 Anytime you tweet, like, I went to this movie, and they're like, well, this actor's problematic, or this movie is fucking racist because of it.
01:55:12.000 And it's just like, I don't know, man.
01:55:13.000 I just had a good night.
01:55:14.000 I just wanted to go see a fucking movie.
01:55:16.000 Yeah.
01:55:16.000 I think that people are getting tired of it, though.
01:55:19.000 And this is what I'm hoping.
01:55:20.000 I'm hoping that this sort of balances out.
01:55:23.000 And that this is a new form of communication that we're engaging in.
01:55:26.000 And people are doing it poorly.
01:55:28.000 Well, and I'll say this.
01:55:29.000 I was very surprised because I was like...
01:55:31.000 When I told some comic friends that I wanted to go back to stand-up or, like, improv-y people.
01:55:37.000 And I was like...
01:55:39.000 I was like, no one wants to hear about my shit.
01:55:41.000 No one wants to hear a rant about being a moderate.
01:55:43.000 And so many people, like, hush-hush, were like, yeah, they do.
01:55:46.000 Because they're sick of the extremes on both sides.
01:55:49.000 They're sick of all this, like, just everyone's just like, all these Trump jokes are just like so fucking, just, it's white noise.
01:55:55.000 All this white noise.
01:55:56.000 Also, these progressives are trying to out-progressive each other, so people that consider themselves progressives are also getting attacked, like the Brett Weinstein thing, where he's getting called a racist.
01:56:05.000 If you'd know him, he's one of the most deeply progressive guys probably I've ever had a chance to talk to.
01:56:11.000 Well, that was the Rose McGowan thing.
01:56:12.000 That guy I heard on Sam Harris's where if something happens to a white person, then someone will be like, well, what if that happened to a black person?
01:56:21.000 It's like, right, that would be bad, too.
01:56:22.000 And it's like, well, what if it happened to someone else?
01:56:23.000 It's also silencing.
01:56:26.000 The silencing thing is so fucked up.
01:56:29.000 And this is what people are trying to do.
01:56:30.000 They're trying to silence people.
01:56:31.000 They're trying to get people fired.
01:56:33.000 But the answer to bad speech is not silencing people.
01:56:38.000 It's better speech.
01:56:46.000 I'll pull it up.
01:56:47.000 Well, and I think that's great.
01:56:48.000 That was one of the really important things that he said that I completely agree with.
01:56:52.000 I will say that I do think both sides say that.
01:56:54.000 Like, even when I was...
01:56:57.000 On not the comedy side of the Tosh thing, right?
01:57:02.000 It's like shouting down at the female journalists or trying to get them fired is still just as bad as complaining about Tosh's joke.
01:57:13.000 You know what I mean?
01:57:13.000 It is both sides trying to shut the other person down instead of a dialogue.
01:57:18.000 Nicholas Christakis.
01:57:19.000 That's his name.
01:57:21.000 Oh, is that the guy I was talking about?
01:57:22.000 Yeah.
01:57:22.000 Yeah, that's his name.
01:57:24.000 Sam Harris with a gross pop-up.
01:57:26.000 Kill those on your website, dude.
01:57:27.000 Those are gross.
01:57:28.000 Sign up for your newsletter.
01:57:29.000 I'm not gonna sign up now, Sam.
01:57:30.000 You fucked yourself with that little pop-up.
01:57:33.000 God, I hate pop-up windows.
01:57:35.000 This is the new Twitter war, just Joe vs.
01:57:37.000 Sam about pop-ups.
01:57:38.000 I love Sam.
01:57:39.000 Who knows I love him, but I hate pop-ups.
01:57:41.000 So he was the co-director of the Yale Institute for Network Science, and he wound up having to step down.
01:57:49.000 Oh, he is the co-director of the Yale Institute for Network Science.
01:57:52.000 So he was a professor of social and natural science.
01:57:56.000 Was this the guy whose wife also got into trouble?
01:57:58.000 Yep, that's the guy.
01:57:59.000 Okay, so this episode literally changed a lot of my views on everything.
01:58:04.000 Yeah, well, it's a very important episode.
01:58:06.000 What was the name of the episode, Jamie?
01:58:09.000 Facing the Crowd.
01:58:10.000 Facing the crowd it was about women this woman shouted him down and you know you're supposed this is our home you're supposed to be fucking protecting us about Halloween costumes and the wife had made a letter that she had sent out and the letter essentially said You there people should be allowed to have like we'll play some of this here I'm looking at the smirk in your face and I'm disgusted.
01:58:35.000 I am sick.
01:58:36.000 And I'm sick watching them argue with you.
01:58:39.000 We've been standing outside literally for at least five to six hours.
01:58:43.000 Between you and Holloway, between last night to now, we've been arguing with people who are not willing to be listened to for a long time.
01:58:51.000 And all I see from you is arrogance and ego.
01:58:56.000 I am sick looking at you.
01:58:58.000 I am disgusted watching Alex argue with you!
01:59:00.000 You are not listening!
01:59:02.000 You are disgusting!
01:59:08.000 I don't think you understand that.
01:59:10.000 And before I wasn't, before I was not angry, per se, I was disappointed maybe.
01:59:15.000 I thought maybe there was room for an apology.
01:59:17.000 You've clearly told us that you do not plan to offer an apology for your words.
01:59:21.000 You left the meeting last night to go home and then tweet, do not interrupt me, to tweet from your Twitter.
01:59:29.000 And then the Silliman's Twitter.
01:59:31.000 You showed no remorse.
01:59:32.000 You tried to let your wife leave that conversation without having answered for herself.
01:59:36.000 That is disgusting.
01:59:37.000 That is sick.
01:59:38.000 And now...
01:59:39.000 I wasn't angry before.
01:59:40.000 I was not angry before, but now I am actually angry, sir.
01:59:43.000 I really...
01:59:44.000 Do not interrupt me.
01:59:45.000 I was not angry.
01:59:46.000 And now I want your job to be taken from you.
01:59:49.000 I don't want you to have this job.
01:59:51.000 I am disgusted knowing that you work at Yale University where I will get my degree.
01:59:56.000 Where I will look back and think I have to argue with you.
02:00:00.000 No, I missed my turn now.
02:00:01.000 Sir, sir, don't do it.
02:00:03.000 Don't do it, sir.
02:00:04.000 Do not do it.
02:00:05.000 This is not the day.
02:00:06.000 You do not want to play this game with me.
02:00:07.000 Do you understand what I'm saying?
02:00:08.000 You don't want to play this game with me.
02:00:09.000 Okay?
02:00:10.000 Understand that.
02:00:11.000 Look me in my face, first of all, and understand that you are such a disappointment to this university, to your students, to yourself, to the things that you claim to agree with.
02:00:20.000 You are...
02:00:22.000 You want free dialogue?
02:00:23.000 You want free speech?
02:00:24.000 This is how it works.
02:00:25.000 Someone speaks, you listen.
02:00:27.000 You do not cut them off.
02:00:28.000 You do not do these condescending gestures.
02:00:30.000 You do not smirk.
02:00:31.000 You look them in the face and you wait.
02:00:34.000 You wait until it is your turn.
02:00:39.000 The snapping is amazing.
02:00:41.000 It's just so fucking characteristic.
02:00:43.000 The most upsetting part of that?
02:00:45.000 Characteristic.
02:00:45.000 I think what upset me the most is she has my poetry cadence.
02:00:48.000 It was like she was doing the same moves and the same delivery.
02:00:51.000 Well, she was just trying to be intelligent and say something and shut him up and silence him.
02:00:56.000 But that's the most important thing is that she didn't want a dialogue.
02:00:58.000 She didn't want a debate.
02:00:59.000 He also, from what I remember on the podcast, he didn't need to be out there.
02:01:02.000 He stayed He's been out there for hours to talk to those people.
02:01:04.000 He's super reasonable.
02:01:05.000 So when she was saying, like, you're wasting my time or whatever, like, he came out to try to kind of, like, have his wife's back and, like, calling him, like, sexist.
02:01:12.000 He came out to have a dialogue.
02:01:14.000 And, like, hear them out.
02:01:14.000 But, like, he didn't fucking need to be there.
02:01:17.000 Yeah, but what she was saying, I'm going to have your job.
02:01:19.000 This is where I'm going to get my degree.
02:01:20.000 And guess what, fucker?
02:01:21.000 I mean, I'll tell you this.
02:01:23.000 As somebody who lost their job...
02:01:27.000 And as someone who has gone after people on Twitter, those people that we tried to get fired from a writing job or whatever, you don't think about them the next day.
02:01:41.000 Like, the people who tried to get that guy fired on Twitter or whatever, like, they don't think about him anymore.
02:01:46.000 Like, if he got fired...
02:01:47.000 Those are kids.
02:01:48.000 I mean, you're looking at an 18-year-old or a 19-year-old.
02:01:50.000 And intoxicated by that moment as well, you know?
02:01:54.000 Yeah, but the Twitter mob behind them, it's like a lot of me's, it's a lot of adults too, you know?
02:01:59.000 And like, if that dude got fired and his wife got fired, like, I mean, that's like somebody's life who's done a lot of really good progressives, even if he did fuck up legitimately.
02:02:08.000 And it's also the consequence of actually being able to be fired.
02:02:12.000 That's a problem.
02:02:13.000 Like, say if you were running the Jamie Kilstein show, you got your own podcast, someone can't fire you, you know?
02:02:19.000 And that's really important to be able to fully and completely express yourself.
02:02:23.000 Yeah.
02:02:24.000 I mean, if you had done something horrible, the marketplace of free ideas should step in and say, we're not going to watch his show anymore.
02:02:31.000 We're not going to listen to him anymore.
02:02:32.000 That would be normal and real.
02:02:34.000 The problem with being a professor of a university is a two-fold problem, right?
02:02:38.000 There's tenure, and tenure makes professors arrogant.
02:02:41.000 It makes professors realize that they can't leave, and then they suck at it, and they're terrible.
02:02:46.000 I mean, it's really common.
02:02:48.000 It's almost like winning the lottery.
02:02:50.000 They become lazy and weak, or they become the idea, and the ideal situation is they become completely dedicated to being a professor, and they don't have to worry anymore about their job, and so now they completely dedicate themselves to being an educator.
02:03:06.000 That's what we would hope.
02:03:08.000 They don't have to worry about being fired.
02:03:10.000 Yeah, and I really hope that people listening to this, because I wouldn't have listened to that podcast.
02:03:15.000 If I brought up that podcast in my old circle, I would have gotten in trouble.
02:03:21.000 I want to listen to a lot of your shows, and I'm sure there are people who completely disagree with me ideologically who wouldn't.
02:03:28.000 Yeah.
02:03:42.000 You're on the left.
02:03:43.000 Yeah.
02:03:44.000 Even though you're trying to get people fired, even though you're going after their jobs, you're attacking them, and you're insulting them, and you're labeling them in the broadest strokes of racism and sexism, and you're calling them terrible.
02:03:58.000 And that's the problem.
02:03:59.000 You're framing them.
02:04:00.000 And then that makes your larger ideals, which can be correct, They don't matter as more.
02:04:07.000 Because you're not acting like a human being.
02:04:10.000 And then it's also like, do you actually even care about those groups you're defending?
02:04:13.000 Or do you just want to be on sort of the right side and get your bonus points?
02:04:17.000 That's a big part of it, right?
02:04:18.000 I would like to think I was both.
02:04:21.000 When they turned, I wasn't suddenly just like, fuck gay people.
02:04:24.000 But you did eat a steak right away.
02:04:27.000 Man.
02:04:27.000 But it was a heterosexual cis cow.
02:04:31.000 Not really.
02:04:32.000 Most cows are actually neutered.
02:04:34.000 Don't say it.
02:04:34.000 No.
02:04:34.000 No.
02:04:35.000 Yeah, that's what a steer is.
02:04:36.000 Is that?
02:04:37.000 Yeah, they cut their balls off.
02:04:39.000 Dude, but even that, like, I was emailing with Rob Wolf, the big paleo guy, and it's like, you know how much...
02:04:48.000 There's a lot of shit that vegans and paleo people could have in common when it comes down to, like...
02:04:53.000 Sure.
02:04:59.000 Sure.
02:05:12.000 Well, what we've done that's a real problem is jam too many people into a small area where there's no one growing any food.
02:05:19.000 And so to solve that problem, they've figured out how to consolidate massive amounts of growing into these areas, both agriculture in terms of like vegetables and grains and animals.
02:05:32.000 I mean, it's all fucking gross.
02:05:34.000 Oh, yeah.
02:05:34.000 What they do, the way they grow vegetables is totally unnatural.
02:05:37.000 You're not supposed to have a gigantic swath of lamb that's only dedicated to wheat.
02:05:41.000 Well, and then all the steroids that they give the cow.
02:05:44.000 Dude, I saw a picture of a cow once that it couldn't stand up because its udder was so fucking big it was weighing it down.
02:05:49.000 That shit is gross.
02:05:51.000 That's actually a misconception.
02:05:53.000 It's very rare that they put steroids in cows.
02:05:57.000 What they do do is they put a lot of antibiotics in the cows because the cows are eating things that they're not supposed to be eating, like grain, and they get really sick.
02:06:07.000 And they're doing that to fatten them up to make them bigger, right?
02:06:09.000 Exactly.
02:06:10.000 And also that grain you could feasibly feed to people.
02:06:12.000 Yeah, you can, sure.
02:06:14.000 Also, the thing, which people don't want to eat grass, but the yield is much higher.
02:06:19.000 You know, if they can get a cow, they come to market quicker, they grow faster, but they're unhealthy.
02:06:25.000 When you get a marbled steak, like what's that Wagyu stuff that people cherish and love, that Wagyu steak?
02:06:33.000 I'm the wrong person to ask, buddy.
02:06:35.000 Well, it's a really obese cow, is what it is.
02:06:38.000 But if you eat grain and you're a cow, that's what happens to your body.
02:06:43.000 You just get fat and gross.
02:06:44.000 Chicken is another one.
02:06:46.000 People always think that chickens are getting pumped up with steroids.
02:06:49.000 Steroids are expensive.
02:06:51.000 What they do with chickens is it's really a breeding thing.
02:06:55.000 It's just like the way you make a bulldog, or how do you breed the biggest mastiff?
02:07:00.000 They take the biggest animals, they breed them with the biggest animals, and they've gotten to this position where these chickens are so fucked up because they've bred them to be so large, they can't even stand up.
02:07:10.000 Oh yeah, when their claws mold around the cage and stuff.
02:07:14.000 And they're jammed into these little areas.
02:07:16.000 That's awful.
02:07:16.000 But then on top of that, the real issue is that these animals are on top of each other.
02:07:21.000 They're living in each other's shit.
02:07:22.000 They get sick all the time.
02:07:24.000 Yeah, that was that super chicken.
02:07:25.000 That chicken is actually healthy by the way you see it walk around.
02:07:28.000 That's just an enormous, large breed of chicken.
02:07:31.000 That chicken looks like a Sesame Street character.
02:07:33.000 It's a perspective issue, too.
02:07:34.000 I'm sure if you were standing next to it, it wouldn't look as big.
02:07:37.000 But I mean, you know, there's turkeys.
02:07:38.000 Turkeys are pretty big.
02:07:39.000 But the real issue is antibiotics.
02:07:42.000 Antibiotics is a huge issue.
02:07:44.000 Because those antibiotics are, first of all, you get these animals like pigs.
02:07:49.000 The worst is pigs, man.
02:07:51.000 Because pigs are fucking smart.
02:07:52.000 At least chickens are reptiles.
02:07:54.000 They're birds.
02:07:55.000 Their brains are fucking tiny.
02:07:57.000 Dude, baby pigs are like puppies.
02:07:59.000 They're so cute.
02:08:00.000 It's horrific.
02:08:01.000 There was a Glenn Greenwald article recently that he published about these people that got arrested because they adopted these pigs.
02:08:10.000 They actually stole these pigs from a factory farm and nursed them back to health.
02:08:14.000 But in doing so, and them getting arrested, it exposed the horrific conditions Oh, yeah.
02:08:20.000 Yeah, FBI's hunt for two missing piglets reveals the federal cover-up of barbaric factory farms.
02:08:26.000 And that is a real cover-up.
02:08:27.000 Yeah.
02:08:27.000 Because it's money.
02:08:28.000 And that's why they have what they call ag-gag laws, and I'm sure you're aware of these.
02:08:32.000 These ag-gag laws are fucking insane, where they make it illegal for people to take footage and film what's going on in these factory farms because they think it will negatively impact the business of the farm.
02:08:43.000 Yeah, and it's like, yes, it will.
02:08:45.000 It will, because you're fucking breaking, you're being inhumane.
02:08:48.000 You're denying people information.
02:08:50.000 You can't deny people information like that.
02:08:52.000 And I feel like that was one of those issues that, I think Will Potter, I think I knew a couple of those guys, because Mercy for Animals has done a bunch of those undercover operations and stuff.
02:09:01.000 And that's one of those things, again, that should bring together both sides, right?
02:09:06.000 Yes, it should.
02:09:06.000 It's like, we're all eating these Yeah.
02:09:32.000 Snowden stuff, but dude has like 15 rescue dogs in Brazil and he loves animals.
02:09:37.000 I'm glad this is getting coverage from these guys.
02:09:40.000 I'm glad it's getting coverage too and kudos to him for putting that out.
02:09:43.000 He's highlighting something that's a real issue and that issue is there's a concerted effort to deny people information because that information would change the way they feel about the food they eat.
02:09:56.000 And the argument is that they have to have these conditions because this is the only way to give people food very cheaply because you have to feed 20 million people in Los Angeles.
02:10:09.000 But I don't buy that argument.
02:10:11.000 I think this is just how it's convenient to run right now.
02:10:15.000 Yes, and you also look at like, what's the shit we actually do subsidize for poor people?
02:10:19.000 It's garbage.
02:10:19.000 It's like Coke and like processed food and it's like- Well, we subsidize corn as well, but- But even that is- Even that's not the best thing for you.
02:10:26.000 No.
02:10:27.000 Especially when it turns into high fructose corn syrup and shit like that, where it's like people need to be educated.
02:10:33.000 Doctors are barely educated about nutrition and health.
02:10:35.000 And if we actually had healthy food, whether it be meat or vegetables or whatever, in these food deserts.
02:10:42.000 That's why I always got mad when people were like, oh, look at that fucking fat person on food stamps.
02:10:47.000 It's like, well, it's not because they're eating a ton of grass-fed beef.
02:10:51.000 It's because their fucking food stamps can buy them Chips and cereal and mac and cheese boxes and shit like that.
02:10:58.000 But that's another thing where it's like, well, that's not a conversation we have because we go, you're either on the vegan side or this side, or you're either pro-government or you're anti-government.
02:11:07.000 It's like, there are answers, I feel like, if people put their heads together and weren't just trying to get, like, yeah, the guy who used the wrong...
02:11:17.000 Right, right.
02:11:18.000 But I think it's, again, just like everything else, there's more information available now than ever before.
02:11:24.000 And I think more people are aware of this information.
02:11:28.000 It's just so many people are distracted by nonsense all day.
02:11:33.000 Yesterday, Tony and I, Tony Hinchcliffe and I, we did a gig in San Francisco, and when we were coming back, we were at the airport, and we were next to this gal at the airport, and she's talking on the phone about the most inane bullshit.
02:11:43.000 She was talking about Amazing Race and Amazing Race.
02:11:46.000 The teams on Amazing Race are just not...
02:11:49.000 I'm so annoyed with them, so I'm not even watching it anymore.
02:11:52.000 But, oh my god, I'm so hungry.
02:11:54.000 And this place has this amazing churro, and this is...
02:11:58.000 And I'm supposed to be getting this thing at work, but I'm not...
02:12:02.000 You know, so far my pay increase hasn't come through, and when it comes through, I'm gonna save up my money and I'm gonna get this thing.
02:12:09.000 I'm so mad right now.
02:12:10.000 But this is what, you know, this is the average person's life.
02:12:14.000 It's just they get distracted by nonsense, they talk about bullshit, they're watching stupidity.
02:12:18.000 Well, it's hard because it's getting fed to you, and a lot of people aren't doing what they actually want to do, and they don't believe they can actually do it, and they go to college because they're told they're supposed to go to college, and then they're riddled in student debt, so they get a job they hate that they'll...
02:12:34.000 My point was, what I was going to get to, was that you in your obsession with Twitter and your being addicted to it and constantly checking in on it and going back to it, that was your distraction.
02:12:48.000 This woman is finding distractions in stupid television shows and bad food to eat and nonsensical raises at work.
02:12:56.000 And because of that, this occupies so much of your time between your job and your family and all this that you don't have time to think about factory farming.
02:13:04.000 Totally.
02:13:04.000 And even now, I can judge that girl when I was doing the same thing on Twitter, but I could feel like, well, mine's for the cause.
02:13:11.000 Mine's not for the amazing race.
02:13:15.000 Mine's like for equal whatever.
02:13:18.000 And it's like, well, it's not.
02:13:19.000 I'm not making a difference.
02:13:21.000 I'm just doing it for a little fave.
02:13:24.000 I didn't even have enough fucking Twitter followers to be addicted to Twitter.
02:13:27.000 Well, it doesn't matter.
02:13:28.000 Having followers is not what makes you addicted.
02:13:31.000 And anybody can engage with a large group of followers just by saying something mean to someone like Glenn Greenwald or someone who has a lot of followers.
02:13:41.000 It's not hard to do.
02:13:43.000 Glenn gets shit from all sides.
02:13:45.000 Once the Edward Snowden thing came out, he became a lightning rod for it.
02:13:50.000 There's a lot of people like that.
02:13:52.000 There's a lot of people that are doing that.
02:13:54.000 Again, it's a unique time for the distribution of information.
02:13:58.000 It's a unique time because we have to sort out ourselves how we manage this information and how it's getting in.
02:14:07.000 Man, I'll just say, once I just sort of started focusing on, in a weird way, being selfish, where it's like, how can I just be a better person?
02:14:16.000 You end up...
02:14:19.000 Like, I mean, how can I better myself?
02:14:21.000 You end up being a better person, where I'm like, I don't know what's going on.
02:14:24.000 I don't know who's getting arrested right now for the Russia thing.
02:14:27.000 But I'm like, I know that, like, I'm picking my girlfriend up from work after I, like, do a bunch of jiu-jitsu at, like, a dope gym, you know?
02:14:34.000 And I'm like, I'm kind of fine with that, you know?
02:14:38.000 I think it's just a healthier way to fucking live.
02:14:40.000 Well, you know, you're talking about yourself, and you're talking about your own sort of management of your life, where it had gone completely off the rails, and now you've got it back on track, and you're feeling yourself in a good place and a healthy place.
02:14:54.000 Yeah, and now it's like maybe there is a middle ground, right?
02:14:55.000 Maybe there is a way that, like, if I start doing shows again, I can, like, be on Twitter and not be a douchebag.
02:15:02.000 You definitely can.
02:15:03.000 And I think that having this negative experience and getting through it, That's how you learn and grow.
02:15:10.000 I mean these bad these big moments are big opportunities for growth whereas The same grind day in day out you become like the gal at the airport.
02:15:20.000 It's like well these teams in the amazing ranks are really annoying to me But these churros are the best churros and their churros are dry.
02:15:28.000 You know, there's nothing happening.
02:15:31.000 Having a big moment where all these people attacked you and things went totally wrong, it gave you this opportunity for self-reflection in a way that you really probably were very unlikely to achieve without this moment.
02:15:45.000 No, I was either going to be off the Brooklyn Bridge or a bigger douchebag.
02:15:50.000 I don't know which one was worse.
02:15:51.000 You're at the All Things Comedy Festival.
02:15:53.000 You're hanging out with Bert and Morgan and Doug.
02:15:56.000 Literally the funniest people on the planet.
02:15:59.000 Fucking Ari.
02:16:00.000 The funniest people on the planet.
02:16:01.000 Didn't Doug pee on Ari?
02:16:03.000 He peed on him, right?
02:16:04.000 That might have been the day after I left.
02:16:06.000 That's so mature.
02:16:07.000 I definitely saw Ari's dick.
02:16:08.000 That's my friends.
02:16:09.000 I've seen Ari's dick.
02:16:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:16:11.000 I saw Ari's dick.
02:16:12.000 I didn't see Doug's dick.
02:16:13.000 See, now, if I was in the wrong circles, Ari could have sexually assaulted me with his dick by showing me his dick.
02:16:18.000 Like, it would be considered some sort of a...
02:16:20.000 My girlfriend pointed that out.
02:16:21.000 When he came out on stage naked, it's like, would there be women in there that'd be like, that is sexual assault?
02:16:25.000 Because I saw...
02:16:26.000 If it was a Citizen's Radio sort of a show, definitely people would be like, their fingers would hurt from typing so much to Jezebel.
02:16:36.000 They would fill the comments up.
02:16:37.000 Poor Ari wouldn't feel good about himself.
02:16:39.000 Jezebel shares my fascination with Megyn Kelly.
02:16:42.000 I read Jezebel's daily breakdown of Megyn Kelly's inane, retarded show.
02:16:48.000 I haven't watched it yet.
02:16:50.000 You know, man, we could all be nicer.
02:16:53.000 We could all find some sort of a middle ground.
02:16:56.000 Yeah.
02:16:56.000 We could all, you know, we could all learn from all these experiences.
02:17:00.000 You know, I can learn from your experience for sure.
02:17:02.000 Yeah.
02:17:03.000 Gotta stop praying on women.
02:17:05.000 Well, I'm not a predator like you.
02:17:07.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
02:17:07.000 That's right.
02:17:08.000 I'm gonna hashtag you're the problem.
02:17:11.000 Oh no, everyone's doing it now.
02:17:13.000 Yeah, man, I gotta say, listening to you and Bert and Doug, I started listening to Fitzsimmons, all these podcasts about comedy and thinking about how...
02:17:26.000 You know, just because I feel like I failed, I was like, I guess I shit on all comics.
02:17:30.000 And forgetting about that, like, even the comics who say the most horrific shit on stage, for the most part, there's a lot of really cool, broken, sweet guys who, like, through all of the bullshit had my back.
02:17:41.000 Like, I remember I heard Burt...
02:17:43.000 I told Burt this...
02:17:45.000 I think actually on the podcast, maybe backstage, but I told Bert that I was going back and listening to a bunch of his podcasts, and I listened to the one he did with Metzger, because I wanted that other fucking side to it, right?
02:17:56.000 The Metzger situation was fascinating.
02:18:00.000 I don't know if Kurt wants us to be known, but he was devastated by that.
02:18:05.000 I mean, like, really bad.
02:18:07.000 He lost a ton of weight.
02:18:08.000 He was super unhealthy.
02:18:09.000 I mean, he felt it.
02:18:11.000 That e-rage, man, when they come after you.
02:18:14.000 Well, and when I heard him on the podcast and not, he gets a little mouthy on Facebook, but when I actually heard him on the podcast articulate what he was talking about, where he was like, no, I think this, so for people who don't know, like some fucking dude at UCB was accused of rape,
02:18:29.000 I think.
02:18:30.000 Yes.
02:18:30.000 And Kurt essentially said, you know, he made sort of in parody saying that no woman could ever lie.
02:18:39.000 And a woman is like my Bible.
02:18:41.000 It's always true.
02:18:42.000 Yeah, but he was also saying that, like, UCB said, like, they did an investigation and found this guy guilty.
02:18:48.000 And he was like, you can't...
02:18:49.000 Yeah, you can't do that.
02:18:50.000 I don't know how an improv theater can, like, yes and their way to the clues.
02:18:54.000 Like, I don't know how that happened.
02:18:55.000 They're not detectives.
02:18:56.000 No, but now this dude can fucking...
02:18:58.000 If he is guilty, he can, like...
02:18:59.000 Sue the UCB. And that's what Kurt was saying, too.
02:19:03.000 But he just worded it poorly.
02:19:05.000 And it turns out that they believe the guy is a piece of shit.
02:19:08.000 Yes.
02:19:08.000 And Kurt would be the first to say that.
02:19:11.000 So Kurt was wrong.
02:19:11.000 It was a bad leap.
02:19:13.000 No, totally.
02:19:13.000 And so I listened to this interview.
02:19:15.000 And that has to do with, again, just judging people on the internet without facts, right?
02:19:19.000 Right.
02:19:19.000 So I listened to this interview with Kurt and Bert, and it's really good.
02:19:23.000 And I think that was the first time I heard Bert's show.
02:19:26.000 And at the end, I was like, ah, alright.
02:19:28.000 They started talking about me.
02:19:30.000 And they weren't really wrong about a lot of the stuff they said.
02:19:34.000 And I had this moment...
02:19:38.000 Where Bert who I only met once we did some weird TV show together in like Amsterdam and I only met him once and he I thought it was gonna be like him just being like this fucking faggot feminist cuz that was the idea I had of like all comics and how they thought about me, right?
02:19:52.000 And he was just like yeah, man, I was just bummed out cuz I remember like Jamie was nice and then like it just like made me sad that he like didn't stick up for comics and I was like It was just, like, really sweet and sincere and kind of, like, even, like, vulnerable.
02:20:06.000 And I remember, like, turning to my girlfriend and being like, I want to apologize to Bert more than I do these women.
02:20:10.000 He sounded so, like, sincere and sad.
02:20:12.000 And I just forgot about that, like, that sort of comic camaraderie.
02:20:18.000 It's easy to characterize us and just to lump us into this boorish group of asshole men that are misogynists.
02:20:27.000 Did you ever see that thing where Jim Norton went on W. Kamau's bell?
02:20:34.000 That was Lindy West?
02:20:37.000 It was Lindy, yeah.
02:20:38.000 Her characterization of that kind of comedy was so caricature-ish.
02:20:43.000 It was so ridiculous.
02:20:44.000 Yeah, and there are caricatures of like...
02:20:47.000 I know feminists who aren't fucking insane and who like...
02:20:50.000 But it's like she was wanting it to be a certain way.
02:20:53.000 I think a lot of people do because it's easier to...
02:20:56.000 Demonize.
02:20:57.000 Stereotype and demonize.
02:20:58.000 Yeah.
02:20:58.000 Because like, you know...
02:21:01.000 Making that decision where I'm like, alright, fucking Rogan hates me.
02:21:04.000 I don't need to listen to that podcast.
02:21:05.000 I'll just get the information that's easier to digest.
02:21:08.000 That's cake, right?
02:21:09.000 It's like, cool, I'm just going to listen to the shows that agree with me and feed me information that says, you're right, you're smart, you're good.
02:21:15.000 As opposed to the stuff that's like, ah, I got to look that up.
02:21:18.000 I have to think about this.
02:21:20.000 I have to maybe change a behavior of mine, right?
02:21:22.000 And people do that on both sides.
02:21:25.000 And that's why it is so important.
02:21:26.000 It's like, no one is the fucking stereotype of anything that people...
02:21:30.000 Well, I think we're in a boat that's in rocky water, right?
02:21:34.000 And I think it's gonna rock left and it's gonna rock right and hopefully we're gonna right the ship and we're gonna figure out what the fuck we're doing and I mean collectively the human race has probably never communicated clear ever Yeah.
02:21:45.000 Than we do now.
02:21:46.000 And it's because of our access to information.
02:21:48.000 There's definitely going to be these groups of people that, you know, they haul off and they get confirmation bias and they shore their walls up with this group of like-minded folks in an echo chamber.
02:22:01.000 There's always going to be that.
02:22:02.000 But I think that is more obvious.
02:22:07.000 We're good to go.
02:22:28.000 When someone writes a blog entry on you and you don't get a chance to respond, they don't get a chance to see who you really are.
02:22:34.000 No, and then when someone like me, who's in a position to amplify it, just reads that, you just read it as fact.
02:22:40.000 Just like you watch the news as fact, because you go, well, it's fucking called the news, right?
02:22:44.000 Well, that's why it's interesting to see it come back and bite you in the ass.
02:22:47.000 Yeah.
02:22:47.000 Right?
02:22:48.000 And then see your response and see you realize, like, oh.
02:22:51.000 And then go through this...
02:22:53.000 Essentially an exile period.
02:22:55.000 Yeah.
02:22:55.000 You know?
02:22:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:22:57.000 I mean, you went a year without performing.
02:22:59.000 Dude, without talking to people.
02:23:01.000 Like, without talking to comics with, you know...
02:23:06.000 But it was also, like, working on me.
02:23:08.000 Because, like, it's not like...
02:23:11.000 The article was garbage, but it's not like I wasn't a shitty, selfish, depressed, in a bad spot person.
02:23:19.000 There were a ton of things I needed to fucking look at myself and fix.
02:23:24.000 And was I being selfish?
02:23:27.000 And was I making this all about me?
02:23:28.000 And was I... But it's not necessarily an accurate characterization of who you are as a person.
02:23:33.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:23:34.000 But it was good for me to fix those other things.
02:23:38.000 I was like, well, I didn't do that, but I was kind of a douchebag so I can fix this.
02:23:43.000 That's why I thought comics believed that article.
02:23:47.000 And when I was talking to Doug and I was like...
02:23:49.000 They didn't read it.
02:23:50.000 No, I know.
02:23:50.000 They just thought it was funny because I was talking to Doug and I was like, yeah, man, I don't really want to apologize because I reread it and I don't think it's...
02:23:59.000 And he's like, no, no, no, no, no.
02:24:00.000 None of us think you're a fucking predator.
02:24:01.000 You're apologizing for being a douchebag.
02:24:03.000 And I was like, oh, I get it.
02:24:05.000 It was the turning on comedy, the self-righteousness.
02:24:08.000 I saw the article.
02:24:09.000 And I looked at it, I'm like, damn, Jezebel's going after Jamie Kennedy.
02:24:13.000 What the fuck?
02:24:14.000 And I laughed, but I didn't think it was real.
02:24:17.000 And I felt like, well, he's probably trying to get laid.
02:24:19.000 And he said something and someone took it and turned it into some horrific offense against all women.
02:24:25.000 And it turns out that he's actually a predator and, you know, fuck him.
02:24:28.000 He's cast out from the kingdom.
02:24:30.000 I mean, that's just what people do, man.
02:24:31.000 And one of the reasons why they do it is because they're absolutely terrified that they themselves are going to get cast out from the kingdom.
02:24:37.000 Dude, I have...
02:24:39.000 Totally.
02:24:41.000 Totally.
02:24:41.000 Because everyone has their shit.
02:24:43.000 And it is...
02:24:45.000 I mean, like, this...
02:24:48.000 All the Weinstein stuff and the, like...
02:24:50.000 There are a lot of dudes who probably would be supporting this more, but are just like, Oh, but I flirted with that one girl at the office.
02:25:00.000 Like, am I like Weinstein?
02:25:01.000 And it's like, you can't compare those things.
02:25:03.000 You can't compare those things.
02:25:03.000 Because you have to go after Weinstein with as much...
02:25:08.000 You know, whatever vigor as you do, like, not go after the people who are fucking flirting.
02:25:15.000 Well, the Weinstein thing, what's unique about the Weinstein thing is it is one of the worst cases you could imagine.
02:25:22.000 Sort of like the Cosby thing is to drugging and raping.
02:25:26.000 Yeah.
02:25:26.000 It's like when you read about the number of people that are accusing Cosby...
02:25:32.000 And you're like, oh my god, did he rape people for like decades?
02:25:34.000 This was like your full-time job next to The Cosby Show as rapist.
02:25:38.000 Somebody characterized him as the worst serial raper in human history.
02:25:43.000 Dude, I heard you say that.
02:25:44.000 That's so fucking...
02:25:45.000 And I'm like, wow.
02:25:45.000 That might be real.
02:25:47.000 It might be real.
02:25:48.000 Yeah.
02:25:48.000 I mean, he really might be, he might have drugged and raped hundreds of women.
02:25:52.000 We don't even know the numbers.
02:25:53.000 By the way, that's another fucking example, now that I think about it, of what you were just saying, where the last however many years, he went from comic to lecturing, like, black people about how to wear their pants and how to articulate,
02:26:08.000 and he was talking about manners and how to present yourself, and it's like, oh, you're covering up drugging and raping people, where it's like, you know what And that is what bit him in the ass.
02:26:18.000 Because Hannibal Buhr is talking about him on stage.
02:26:20.000 He was being a comic.
02:26:21.000 That's what got him.
02:26:23.000 I still can't believe it was Hannibal.
02:26:24.000 Hannibal being a comic saying, you know, hey, you're telling me not to swear.
02:26:28.000 Hey, at least I'm not out there raping women.
02:26:30.000 And people were like, what?
02:26:30.000 And everyone went, wait, what?
02:26:32.000 What?
02:26:33.000 Like, the average person didn't know.
02:26:35.000 No.
02:26:35.000 I mean, I heard about it way back in the day when I was on news radio.
02:26:39.000 Somebody, who the fuck just told me the other day, oh, my friend Curtis.
02:26:43.000 My friend Curtis, his mom worked with Bill Cosby.
02:26:48.000 In the 1960s.
02:26:50.000 In the 1960s.
02:26:52.000 And she was an extra on something that Bill Cosby was doing.
02:26:56.000 And someone pulled her aside and said, be careful around him.
02:26:59.000 He's a fucking creep.
02:27:01.000 Whoa.
02:27:01.000 And that he will do something.
02:27:02.000 And I don't know if they specifically said that they would drug him.
02:27:06.000 That he would drug her.
02:27:08.000 Oh my god.
02:27:08.000 But they said, be careful.
02:27:09.000 So people that worked with him knew he was doing creepy shit like drugging women in the 1960s.
02:27:16.000 Jesus.
02:27:17.000 So we might be talking literally about 50 years of rape.
02:27:21.000 Of straight up drug and rape.
02:27:22.000 50 years of drugging and raping.
02:27:24.000 And he did jokes about it.
02:27:25.000 That's the other thing Curtis was talking about.
02:27:26.000 He had bits about putting Spanish fly into women's drinks and about drugging women.
02:27:33.000 He had actual bits about it.
02:27:34.000 Jesus.
02:27:35.000 But he got away with it forever.
02:27:37.000 Yeah.
02:27:37.000 Until this distribution of information that we're experiencing now.
02:27:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:27:41.000 And this is what...
02:27:42.000 Would cause Harvey Weinstein and that's why it's good and that's why you know I would never be like a social media is the problem because you know the The Me Too campaign and Harvey Weinstein and Cosby like it is good that these people are being exposed It's not good when you also then go on witch hunts right for people who like are like to get laid fucking rapists or whatever well,
02:28:04.000 that's the difference and And this is the thing that a lot of men, like, they see the Harvey Weinstein thing and they start thinking about themselves and go, oh my god, what if every girl that I ever tried to fuck came out and said, you know, John tried to, you know, he tried to feel me up or John tried to get me to go back to his house one night,
02:28:20.000 you know, after we had a couple of drinks together and then, you know, and...
02:28:23.000 Yeah, because what does that look like?
02:28:24.000 Is it a guy actually pressing up against you and violating your physical space?
02:28:28.000 Or was it a guy being like, hey, do you want to come up for coffee?
02:28:31.000 And they're like, no.
02:28:31.000 And they go, oh, fuck, my bad.
02:28:32.000 You know what I mean?
02:28:33.000 Yeah, and then how you characterize that.
02:28:36.000 I mean, if you write a blog about it and you take all these women that, you know, Bill tried to fuck.
02:28:42.000 I'm going to say Bill because of Cosby.
02:28:44.000 You say John.
02:28:45.000 John tried to have sex with.
02:28:47.000 Harvey.
02:28:48.000 No, I'm kidding.
02:28:48.000 I'm kidding.
02:28:49.000 The crazy thing about Harvey is how many of them were famous.
02:28:52.000 Like, these were like famous women with a voice.
02:28:55.000 Yeah.
02:28:55.000 And he still did it to them.
02:28:57.000 Yeah.
02:28:57.000 I mean, it's just like, he just had some crazy addiction to doing that to women, too.
02:29:04.000 It wasn't just simply like he was trying to get laid.
02:29:06.000 No, it's like, you are a bad person.
02:29:07.000 Because you could get laid because you're fucking Harvey Weinstein.
02:29:09.000 You are a very rich, powerful man.
02:29:12.000 He could have hired prostitutes.
02:29:13.000 I mean, if he wanted to.
02:29:14.000 If he just wanted sex.
02:29:16.000 Yeah.
02:29:16.000 It's pretty obvious that he wanted to fuck the leading lady.
02:29:18.000 Yeah.
02:29:19.000 You know, he wanted to stick his dick in the mouth of the woman who was in the movie.
02:29:22.000 And no, while he was watching the movie, I came in her mouth.
02:29:25.000 I did that.
02:29:26.000 Yeah.
02:29:26.000 Oh, boy.
02:29:28.000 Yeah, you don't want to get that rich.
02:29:30.000 But, you know, that also...
02:29:32.000 What's this?
02:29:32.000 New one?
02:29:33.000 Accused of raping employee in the 70s.
02:29:36.000 Oh, God.
02:29:37.000 As more women come forward.
02:29:41.000 It's a goddamn rape fest out there.
02:29:43.000 Yeah.
02:29:44.000 Well, it's, you know, it's horrible, right?
02:29:49.000 And it also reinforces a lot of negative ideas that women have about men, too.
02:29:53.000 That's another part of the problem is that they would go, look, we were right.
02:29:56.000 There is a rape culture.
02:29:57.000 Look, we're right.
02:29:58.000 You know, men do all do this.
02:30:00.000 Well, and I think if people could actually go after these rapists, then again, same thing with all of the middle ground issues we were kind of finding, right?
02:30:09.000 Where it's like, well, let's go after the actual bad guys and then not make...
02:30:16.000 If there's a day where there's not a rapist, instead of looking for who can we be mad at for being sexist, just go enjoy the day.
02:30:28.000 There doesn't always have to be a new bad guy.
02:30:31.000 You can just go after the legit fucking predators and rapists and Yeah, there's plenty of actual real targets.
02:30:40.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:30:41.000 You don't need to invent them.
02:30:43.000 And also, is that the thing to do?
02:30:46.000 Or is the thing to do to try to educate humans as to how to behave with each other?
02:30:51.000 And one of the reasons why he got away with it is because he had this extreme amount of power to control the future of these women.
02:30:59.000 And so that's how he got away with getting them to do these things and keep their mouths shut because he held this incredible power over them because he could control their future, their career.
02:31:09.000 He had the money and the influence to get them and give them the career that they desired.
02:31:14.000 Yeah, it was that legit casting couch cliche.
02:31:16.000 It's just like, oh, it was real and it was him and it was gross.
02:31:19.000 Whitney Cummings knows people that know the whole inside story.
02:31:25.000 And what she said is like, what you're hearing is all the women that said no.
02:31:29.000 She's like, do you know how many famous women said yes?
02:31:31.000 Like, but gradually said yes, you mean?
02:31:33.000 No, no, they did it because it was a deal.
02:31:35.000 They made a deal.
02:31:36.000 This is how I get the leading part.
02:31:38.000 This is how I get, you know, influence over editing.
02:31:41.000 This is how I get more lines.
02:31:43.000 This is how I get...
02:31:43.000 And literally, they negotiated this.
02:31:46.000 And she said he literally would negotiate certain aspects of their careers with sex.
02:31:53.000 And these women did it.
02:31:54.000 And, you know, some of them probably begrudgingly and some of them willingly.
02:31:57.000 Yeah.
02:31:57.000 Some of them happily.
02:31:58.000 Right.
02:31:58.000 Who knows?
02:31:59.000 Yeah.
02:31:59.000 But it's just, what you're seeing is, this is how this guy operated.
02:32:04.000 Right.
02:32:05.000 You saw the Harvey Levin, that was his name, who released all the various aspects of the contract that he had, where they had worked in sexual harassment claims.
02:32:16.000 Oh, how he couldn't, yeah.
02:32:16.000 No, he would get fined a certain amount.
02:32:18.000 Like $100,000 for one, $250,000 for the second one, $500,000 for the third.
02:32:24.000 Naughty boy, fine.
02:32:24.000 Yes, yes, yes.
02:32:26.000 Like literally, but negotiated into the...
02:32:29.000 Look at this.
02:32:29.000 Here it is.
02:32:32.000 According to the contract, if Weinstein treated someone improperly in violation of the company's code of conduct, which obviously means rape...
02:32:38.000 He must reimburse the Weinstein Company for settlements or judgments.
02:32:41.000 Additionally, you will pay the company liquidated damages of $250,000 for the first such instance, $500,000 for the second, $750,000 for the third, and a million dollars for each additional instance.
02:32:53.000 So the contract is like, look, you're gonna get raped.
02:32:55.000 We know.
02:32:56.000 We know you're a piece of shit.
02:32:58.000 So we want to protect ourselves from your piece of shit ways.
02:33:01.000 It is 100% known.
02:33:03.000 The contract says as long as Weinstein pays, it constitutes a cure for the misconduct and no further action can be taken.
02:33:10.000 Translation, Weinstein could be sued over and over and as long as he wrote a check, he keeps his job.
02:33:17.000 Which is fucking crazy.
02:33:19.000 It's just like they made a deal with the devil.
02:33:20.000 They knew what they were doing.
02:33:22.000 Like, he just had a pile of, like, rape checks and could just dole them out.
02:33:25.000 It's just amazing that this went on for so long.
02:33:28.000 Yeah.
02:33:28.000 And that they literally had negotiated this into a contract.
02:33:32.000 Right, right.
02:33:33.000 I mean, that is fucking...
02:33:35.000 But it takes that to change the culture.
02:33:38.000 It takes the exposure...
02:33:39.000 Like that cartoonish level.
02:33:41.000 Yes, yes.
02:33:41.000 It takes that to change the culture.
02:33:43.000 And then all the people that are terrified of being outed like him now will recognize the consequences of those actions, and hopefully they're going to change their ways.
02:33:52.000 Yeah.
02:33:53.000 That's what we're hoping.
02:33:54.000 Yeah.
02:33:55.000 I mean, yeah, you don't...
02:33:56.000 But these are fucking...
02:33:57.000 You don't, like, rub your hard dick against your employee, right?
02:34:01.000 Unless your employee likes it.
02:34:02.000 Yeah.
02:34:03.000 And how do you know until you do it?
02:34:06.000 There lies the problem.
02:34:07.000 I was reading some fucking article, not an article, an advertisement from, it was like the 1920s.
02:34:17.000 And it was an advertisement for a type of like antiseptic gum, like a Listerine type gum.
02:34:24.000 Yeah.
02:34:24.000 And it was how to kiss a woman.
02:34:28.000 Is that you, you know, you look in her eyes.
02:34:31.000 You do not ask for permission.
02:34:32.000 You just do it.
02:34:33.000 It's amazing like that, but it just shows you the way our culture shifted from the 1920s to today.
02:34:40.000 I mean a hundred years of progress and people recognizing like hey, no, you can't just stare at a woman and then fucking kiss her and not ask permission.
02:34:48.000 Like you just just like be confident and strong like no, no, no, no.
02:34:51.000 What if you're gross?
02:34:52.000 Yeah, she doesn't Sometimes, here's the problem, sometimes that works.
02:34:58.000 If the woman is really attracted to you and you're really attracted to her and you look at each other and you don't have to say anything and you kiss, but you don't know when the fuck that is, how do you know?
02:35:06.000 And you definitely can't put that in a gum ad, you piece of shit.
02:35:11.000 But they didn't know that in the 1920s because no one was there to tell them.
02:35:14.000 Like, they were dealing with the information that they got just from communicating with their friends and the people they worked with and the limited amount of media that they had at the time.
02:35:21.000 Some dude was like, yeah, there was just some fucking girl and I kissed her and they were like, got it, put it in the ad.
02:35:25.000 Check.
02:35:25.000 How did you meet your wife?
02:35:26.000 Well, I looked her in the eye, I didn't ask permission, I kissed her.
02:35:29.000 And now we're married and we have a happy family.
02:35:30.000 And that's how you do it, like a fucking man.
02:35:33.000 Chew gum.
02:35:33.000 Yeah, chew gum.
02:35:37.000 But...
02:35:37.000 That was how much information they had to go off back then.
02:35:40.000 Whereas today, I mean, if you ask me, like, hey, how do you know when to kiss a girl?
02:35:44.000 Will he kiss her?
02:35:46.000 No.
02:35:47.000 Teeth whitened.
02:35:47.000 Three shades of day.
02:35:48.000 That's a different one.
02:35:49.000 But it was a yellow ad.
02:35:53.000 Upper left.
02:35:54.000 That's it.
02:35:55.000 That's it.
02:35:55.000 That's it.
02:35:56.000 Do you know how to kiss a girl?
02:35:57.000 Then learn.
02:35:59.000 Stand facing her.
02:36:00.000 Do not tell her your intentions.
02:36:02.000 Do not ask permission to kiss her.
02:36:04.000 Look dreamily into her eyes.
02:36:06.000 Look dreamily into my eyes, Jamie.
02:36:07.000 Look.
02:36:07.000 Let me see dreamy.
02:36:08.000 Dreamily.
02:36:09.000 Am I a predator?
02:36:10.000 No, no, no.
02:36:11.000 You're dreamily.
02:36:12.000 You're looking dreamily.
02:36:13.000 I don't know how to do it.
02:36:14.000 I can't act.
02:36:15.000 You may hold her right hand in your right hand if you wish.
02:36:18.000 Hmm.
02:36:19.000 It is well to sigh a couple times about this stage of the game.
02:36:25.000 What?
02:36:26.000 What?
02:36:26.000 Whisper softly that her rosebud lips reminds you of Cupid's bow.
02:36:31.000 Holy shit.
02:36:32.000 Wow.
02:36:32.000 She will probably drop her eyes and blush when you say that.
02:36:36.000 Place the fingers of your left hand under her chin and tilt back her head slightly.
02:36:42.000 Draw her attention.
02:36:43.000 By the way, this is all like...
02:36:44.000 You can see it in a...
02:36:46.000 You can see the cartoon of it.
02:36:48.000 Yeah, this is all one ad?
02:36:50.000 And the guy's dressed like a cop.
02:36:52.000 Draw her gently towards you.
02:36:54.000 Do not hurry.
02:36:55.000 Gaze deeply at the love lights which slumber in her eyes.
02:37:00.000 Sigh once more.
02:37:01.000 Holy shit.
02:37:02.000 The sighing thing.
02:37:03.000 The editing.
02:37:03.000 You need to edit this thing.
02:37:04.000 This is terrible writing.
02:37:06.000 Incline your head towards her until your lips.
02:37:09.000 But wait!
02:37:10.000 All caps.
02:37:11.000 Do not kiss her until you know that she uses listerated pepsin gum.
02:37:15.000 The only antiseptic gum in the world.
02:37:17.000 The only chewing gum that makes it safe to kiss.
02:37:20.000 Safe to kiss.
02:37:21.000 Wait, so you're being a creep, but then you're putting the onus on her to use the thing?
02:37:24.000 Exactly.
02:37:25.000 Oh, that's some bullshit.
02:37:26.000 That's sexist.
02:37:27.000 If she is a Listerated Pepsin gum girl, kiss her.
02:37:32.000 Oh, that's not like a really bad penthouse letter, not a fucking gum ad.
02:37:35.000 Is it 1911?
02:37:36.000 Copyright 1911. Common Sense Gum Company.
02:37:39.000 What is it?
02:37:42.000 Common?
02:37:42.000 C-O-M-M. But it looks like E-N. Just a shitty font.
02:37:48.000 Old font.
02:37:49.000 Blurry font.
02:37:51.000 Common Sense Gum Company.
02:37:54.000 Common Sense Gum Company.
02:37:56.000 Jesus.
02:37:56.000 1911. Well, that's, you know, limited access to information.
02:37:59.000 Just the fact that that would be...
02:38:02.000 Torn to shreds if somebody tried to write that today and put it in an ad and like say Esquire or something.
02:38:09.000 Yeah, but that's it just shows you the evolution of human culture.
02:38:13.000 Yeah, I mean and I think we're experiencing that totally and And I think there's a lot of good.
02:38:19.000 I think, like, yeah, that shit shouldn't happen.
02:38:21.000 You shouldn't just be creepily sighing into a girl's mouth.
02:38:24.000 That sighing stuff is bizarre.
02:38:25.000 It works.
02:38:26.000 Here's the thing.
02:38:27.000 If a man and a woman are deeply attracted to each other, and she's a moron, and you're a moron, and you say, moron, thanks.
02:38:32.000 She's like, oh, Cupid's bow.
02:38:33.000 And next thing you know, wait a minute, what kind of gum are you using?
02:38:37.000 What kind of gum should I use?
02:38:38.000 Yeah, I mean...
02:38:41.000 Who are we to judge?
02:38:42.000 Jamie Kilstein?
02:38:43.000 That should be the name of this episode.
02:38:46.000 Who are we to judge?
02:38:47.000 Jamie Kilstein?
02:38:48.000 No, not even who are we to judge Jamie Kilstein, but, you know, comma, Jamie Kilstein.
02:38:52.000 I love it.
02:38:52.000 Who are we to judge?
02:38:53.000 I support that.
02:38:54.000 Yeah, who are we to judge?
02:38:56.000 Listen, come back to being a comedian.
02:38:58.000 An actual comedian.
02:38:59.000 I want to.
02:38:59.000 I think you're back.
02:39:00.000 Yeah, I think I'm back.
02:39:01.000 Start showing up.
02:39:02.000 Start doing some sets.
02:39:03.000 Call in for spots.
02:39:04.000 I gotta figure out how to do that.
02:39:05.000 Eh, you'll figure it out.
02:39:06.000 I'll just start showing up.
02:39:06.000 Weird.
02:39:07.000 You'll get back in.
02:39:08.000 You'll get back in.
02:39:09.000 That's what I'm gonna try to do.
02:39:10.000 Beautiful.
02:39:11.000 That show was so fucking fun and being around comics was so fun.
02:39:13.000 Yeah.
02:39:14.000 I forgot how much I love comedy.
02:39:15.000 My girlfriend's much happier.
02:39:16.000 You took a break, bro.
02:39:17.000 Yeah.
02:39:17.000 That's what I'll say.
02:39:18.000 And they'll be like, why'd you take a break?
02:39:19.000 And I'm like, I don't agree.
02:39:20.000 I'll talk about that.
02:39:21.000 Progressivism.
02:39:21.000 I got sick.
02:39:22.000 I got sick.
02:39:23.000 I got sick with the left.
02:39:24.000 All right.
02:39:25.000 Thank you.
02:39:26.000 Yeah.
02:39:26.000 Thanks for doing this, man.
02:39:27.000 No, thanks.
02:39:27.000 This was so fun.
02:39:27.000 I'm glad it worked out.
02:39:28.000 I'll get back on Twitter.
02:39:29.000 Yes.
02:39:30.000 Well, be careful with that.
02:39:31.000 Yeah.
02:39:31.000 I won't check my mentions.
02:39:32.000 But it worked.
02:39:33.000 Yeah.
02:39:33.000 Don't for a day.
02:39:35.000 They will come for you, especially if they know you're vulnerable.
02:39:37.000 They're like wolves.
02:39:38.000 Oh, that's true.
02:39:38.000 Okay.
02:39:39.000 Thank you, man.
02:39:40.000 Yeah, you're the best.
02:39:40.000 Glad we did this.
02:39:41.000 Me too.
02:39:41.000 It was great.
02:39:42.000 I'm glad you did it.
02:39:42.000 All right.
02:39:43.000 All right.
02:39:43.000 We will be back tomorrow with Colin Moriarty and Owen Benjamin on Wednesday.
02:39:50.000 See ya.
02:39:53.000 Dude.