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00:00:29.000And I have had, I mean, if you want to get into it right off the bat, I've had an anal orgasm before with a vibrator and only once in my life.
00:00:37.000And that thing, I was like, if I stayed on here like 10 more minutes.
00:03:05.000But my concern is so, like, if you're squirting and then, like, poop crumbles are coming out and they're going back down, like, could it ever then hit the thing that's squirting on me and then could poop squirt back up at me?
00:04:47.000And then if you get that surgery and it goes awry, that's not good.
00:04:50.000Somebody had emailed us once about, Dane Cook had a bit about like meaty pussy lips a while ago and she got labiaplasty because of that bit.
00:05:00.000Well, I like Dane Cook a lot, but I had talked about that because I was watching his special and I just put my hands over my face and I was like, this is not what we need at all.
00:05:11.000But I was like, surely no one's going to do it because he said that it's a joke.
00:05:39.000Yeah, the skin, like where they did what's called a patella tendon graft, where they cut a long slice, they took a piece of your patella, they pull that out, and then they stitch it inside the knee.
00:05:50.000And that area in the front where they took the scar, like where the scar is, it's numb.
00:05:55.000So there's just no nerve endings there?
00:06:22.000Otherwise, you have to get C-sections, and then the baby doesn't get the proper vagina juices on the baby, and then they don't get the right amount of healthy bacteria.
00:07:14.000Okay, so it's an app, and then beyond filters, you actually can take your finger, and if I think my face looks too fat, I can smudge it in so that it's thinner.
00:07:24.000But then you meet somebody in person, and they're like, oh, fatty?
00:07:27.000All the celebrities do it, apparently.
00:07:34.000See, the thing is, like, if you're doing that and then someone meets you in person, like, that was the issue with, you know, the Kim Kardashian Mexico pictures.
00:07:48.000Kim Kardashian brings photographers with her and they pretend that she's getting paparazzi'd.
00:07:53.000But it's really, she hires these people, then they take the photos, and then they doctor the photos, they photoshop them, and then they release them as candid photos.
00:08:00.000Well, she went down to Mexico and some real paparazzi were there.
00:08:04.000Some real unpaid ones, and they got un-retouched ass shots, and it is a monster.
00:09:14.000And people who are held up to way higher standards, you look at that and you go, oh my god, how can I be like that?
00:09:19.000It's not celebrities' job to be role models, though.
00:09:22.000I mean, especially, it's a parent's job or guardian's job to step in and be like, maybe Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you ever heard of her?
00:09:30.000Well, that's true, but here's the reality is, if you're a little kid and you're paying attention to online stuff without supervision and you're hanging out with friends at school, you're going to be affected by this, because this woman makes hundreds of millions of dollars, she's super glamour, she's on television, and you find out that she got fat stuffed into her ass to make that thing.
00:09:47.000It's annoying because she cheated, kind of.
00:10:44.000It's just inane information about something.
00:10:46.000Right, but this is a different kind of pop culture, because this is pop culture that is famous for just being famous.
00:10:52.000This is what I would call Instagram culture, like these Instagram models and everything.
00:10:57.000You do have to be careful about that, because even I find myself at 32 flipping through Instagram and going like, wow, there's a lot of work to do.
00:11:06.000There was some dude, I don't know who he was, some black guy.
00:12:49.000You're worried about your health, you're worried about your social status, your position in society, your friends.
00:12:55.000Worrying about your health isn't insecurity, though.
00:12:57.000That's just, I mean, you're so insecure.
00:13:00.000Security, like, it's a broad definition, isn't it?
00:13:03.000If you think of insecurity, what do you think of?
00:13:05.000Just, like, how people perceive you that don't know you?
00:13:08.000I think it's, you know, constantly trying to make up for something that you feel like you're lacking in, like an area you're lacking in.
00:13:15.000So a lot of people aren't confident in their intelligence, their, how funny, you know, whatever occupation you are, that you're not the best in it.
00:13:24.000I mean, I constantly think I have things to work on.
00:13:27.000I'll never be satisfied until I'm the best, which will never happen.
00:14:56.000She's so sweet when she's drunk, it's so weird, because she, like, gives you compliments, and you never hear a compliment from her, and she's like, you, like, look really good tonight, Christine.
00:15:54.000Well, I use you guys as a great example of people that didn't have like a big social media profile or a big, you weren't on big TV shows, but your podcast shot up because it's good.
00:16:05.000I like how you guys banter with each other, too.
00:16:07.000You almost finish each other's sentences, and you almost talk over each other, but you don't.
00:16:12.000It's like you have a thought, and you'll interject with your thought while you're having a thought, and then you pick up your thought right after her.
00:16:21.000We've been working together for many years before the podcast, so I think...
00:16:24.000And there was a lot of episodes of Guys We Fuck that I would have to go back and listen to and be very embarrassed by how many times I interrupted the fucking guest or her.
00:17:45.000And also, you need to stop slut-shaming yourself.
00:17:48.000I think a lot of people do that to themselves.
00:17:50.000And I gotta say, like, I feel like Guys We Fucked is the female Viagra because it gets women have written us like, I want to go out and have sex because now I know how to communicate what I want.
00:17:59.000I know it's not weird to say what I want.
00:18:01.000I'm not a slut if I sleep with somebody on the first date or have a one-night stand.
00:19:09.000But you can watch documentary after documentary.
00:19:11.000Do you know the whole story about Ratzinger, who was the last pope?
00:19:15.000He was wanted for crimes against humanity.
00:19:19.000I mean, this guy literally cannot leave Rome.
00:19:21.000If he goes to certain places, he could be tried for crimes against humanity.
00:19:25.000What he did when he was a bishop or whatever the fuck the position they call, he was taking priests that were molesting kids and covering it up and moving them to another parish.
00:19:36.000He moved one priest to a place where he molested 100 deaf kids.
00:19:42.000Yeah, and this was 100% factual, proven, non-speculative.
00:19:48.000I mean, he's responsible for moving these people.
00:19:52.000And the number of Catholic priests, I mean, first of all, there's got to be some Catholic priests out there who are wonderful people, and I'm sorry you get lumped into this, but the sheer number of Catholic priests that have been involved in molesting kids, it's fucking stunning.
00:20:08.000Yeah, we had a guy emailed us that was in Boston and was molested by one of the priests and he got interviewed by that breaking piece about them.
00:20:15.000One thing I've learned from doing Guys We Fuck, though, that really surprised me, I feel like 85% of the population has either been molested as children or raped or sexually assaulted in some way, like some big way, not just like groping.
00:20:31.000And then I thought back, I'm like, shit.
00:20:34.000One time I went to this doctor because I had to get blood work, so I picked a general doctor, and he was like, it was this old man, he's like, I'm gonna give you a breast exam.
00:21:03.000Well, there's been a series of doctors that have been arrested for drugging their patients and then molesting them while they're under with hidden cameras.
00:21:21.000These are things that I maybe just didn't need to know.
00:21:23.000No, there's some fucking creeps out there.
00:21:26.000People are, I mean, I know, because you're from Jersey as well, right?
00:21:29.000I was born there, but I only lived there until I was seven.
00:21:31.000Oh, okay, because I was like, my grandfather was in the hospital for cancer when that angel of death, I don't know if you heard about this doctor that was coming around, like, killing people, and we're pretty sure that's what happened.
00:21:57.000It's not that you can't trust anybody.
00:21:58.000It's like, you're going to run into so many people that if just, like we were talking before the podcast started about social media, about like one out of ten.
00:22:06.000If you have nine people that are awesome, and then one out of ten is just a fucking creep, you get upset.
00:22:56.000He gets he goes to them and all that kind of shit and one of the things that he tells me is that these ladies say that a giant percentage of their business is like really powerful CEOs button down men who have to like be in control all the time have to you know have a very rigid Profile that they're projecting to their company and that these guys love to get shit on,
00:23:19.000kicked in the balls, and they love to be told what to do.
00:23:52.000Did you see that they're making sex robots?
00:23:56.000That look really, they look like actual women.
00:23:59.000I mean, you could tell it's a robot, but it looks very close.
00:24:02.000And I was thinking, because women have, I think with women, they oppress themselves a lot with their own sexuality.
00:24:08.000And I'm like, man, women are the ones that should be getting the sex dolls, because then we can feel what it's like to have sex without giving a shit what the person we're having sex with thinks.
00:25:40.000But those little tiny things get in your head and it gets to the point where when you're a grown man, you feel like you deserve pussy or getting pussy or getting girls is going to make you up, you know, raising status.
00:26:15.000I mean, there's a lot of people you run into that are 70. Like I was watching this video on YouTube with this guy who looked like he was in his late 60s and he was giving some Asian guy a hard time on the bus and he was saying all this race.
00:29:04.000The worst is when you're on the subway late at night and there's not many people in the car and then you look up across from you and there's this guy with his hand down his pants and he's going to town on his dick and you're like, I want to die.
00:29:13.000And you make eye contact with him and you're like, fuck.
00:29:16.000Or when someone sits right next to you when there's absolutely no reason to do that.
00:32:46.000Of the guys we fucked, Al's, brought him in.
00:32:50.000We did buy him a couple beers and then later found out he was an alcoholic, but he was already drunk, so I was like, eh, this is not the day that he's gonna, you know, get back on the wagon.
00:33:00.000And I asked him about him and his life, and, you know, when was the last time he hung out?
00:33:05.000Like, I was just asking him about himself, and he seemed to, like, the way he was answering, it was like, no one ever asked me about me.
00:36:32.000He was either being silly, which is Andy, or he was high as fuck, which is Andy, or he was looking to fuck me, which is also Andy.
00:36:39.000It could have been a number of different things.
00:36:41.000He's always said to me, Stephen and I, Stephen's my boyfriend, and we've met Andy, we've hung out with Andy a bunch, and And he'll say in front of Steven, like, when are you going to leave your boyfriend and come find something really funny in front of Steven?
00:39:04.000We met him in the music room of his rehab facility.
00:39:08.000And he told us the only reason that he agreed to do the podcast was because he learned in AA that as an alcoholic, he's been really selfish, wasted people's time, hurt people.
00:39:20.000And so he said yes to doing Guys We Fucked because he was trying to make amends for all the bad he had done.
00:39:27.000And I just thought that was really nice.
00:39:29.000Like, what a nice reason to do something.
00:39:32.000Right, but he didn't do any bad to you guys.
00:39:33.000It sounds more like you wanted to be on your podcast because it's popular.
00:41:08.000I had a buddy of mine who was sexually harassed by his boss, who was a woman, and he said it was super fucking disturbing, because he's kind of introverted, and his boss would grab his ass when he was getting coffee, and he'd go to the coffee machine, and she'd grab his ass, and he'd jolt, and he was really stunned and worried about being around her,
00:41:26.000and she would tease him about him being a prude.
00:41:29.000He said it made it really uncomfortable, and he said, now I know what it's like to be a woman.
00:42:18.000And then that adds up to the feeling unsafeness.
00:42:21.000And then you hear stories, and then you're like, oh, fuck.
00:42:24.000Well, the Cosby thing freaked so many fucking people out, but I know a bunch of girls who've been drugged.
00:42:31.000I know a bunch of girls who have been at a bar and then had a drink that someone gave them and then all of a sudden their legs start giving out and they don't know what's going on.
00:42:39.000Oh, I've been roofied as far as roofied.
00:42:48.000I was at my own birthday party, maybe when I was like 25, in that year, 24, 25. And my friends pushed me in a cab because they just thought I was blackout drunk, but I really had been roofied.
00:43:01.000That person's since committed suicide.
00:44:14.000He said he was really sick and tired of seeing other men be douchebags to women, lie to women, and then they'd get laid.
00:44:21.000And by the time he turned 30, he said he broke and he started putting ads on Craigslist and then would rape the women and he still does it.
00:44:28.000But I'm like, the problem there is you felt entitled to a woman, okay?
00:44:32.000Because he was acting like an asshole.
00:45:08.000I've seen it happen with guys where they start off kind of like carefree, and then as they get into their 30s, and then they start getting more shitty, and then they get closer to 40. Whoa, so you've seen the arc.
00:45:22.000I was going to ask if you've ever talked to them about that, because one thing I think would help is if dudes were like, hey, don't do that.
00:45:28.000Well, one of the reasons why I'm not friends with one guy in particular is because of an extreme lack of awareness that became more and more apparent as he got older, where you couldn't talk to him about things.
00:45:38.000And if you can't talk to someone about things, if they're doing something wrong, then they're not going to ever learn.
00:45:41.000And if they're not going to ever learn and grow, you're always going to have this weird blockade whenever you talk to them.
00:45:55.000Some people have deep-seated trenches, these defense mechanisms that they just fall right into every time, and it's almost like they can't stay on the edges.
00:46:05.000And for whatever psychological reason, I mean, I'm not a psychologist.
00:46:09.000I don't know what's causing it, but there's a lot of men that I think, as time goes on, and they get, maybe they're not attractive, maybe they're not successful, maybe it's both, but as time goes on, they get more and more resentful and angry about women.
00:46:23.000Yeah, sometimes, man, we meet men that are, you know, and it's not often, but you meet them and you're like, you hate women.
00:46:31.000And a lot of times, I've been doing this lately, when we get like shitty things said to us on Twitter, I'll respond back with like, you know, with a really nice thing to say, like a compliment, and then it'll like break them down and be like, oh, that's pretty funny.
00:49:13.000I mean, it's just a normal thing about nature where when humans see someone who's weak, you have to work very hard to resist the urge to go...
00:49:38.000And the ones that were weak and they couldn't handle emotional stress and then they were shunned and they were pushed out of the community.
00:49:44.000But what we're finding now with this new society that we live in where people are able to gather information and communicate and do things that don't even involve person-to-person contact is that these people who are introverts and these people that are shy and maybe even socially awkward or have a huge problem with confrontation and You would consider them weak.
00:50:05.000They have a type of creativity that doesn't exist in the alphas.
00:50:26.000Well, not even normally think of, but they're alternative methods of thinking.
00:50:31.000And you would perceive that, an outgoing person would perceive that as like, what are you an idiot or something?
00:50:35.000Well, they don't exist in the normal paradigm.
00:50:38.000Like if you look at human societies up until like the last couple hundred years, you're dealing with people that have these hardworking jobs.
00:50:45.000There's a few artists, musicians and painters and things along those lines.
00:50:48.000But most of what you're doing, if you're not a crafts person, hard labor, very difficult jobs, There's no computer coding.
00:50:55.000There's so many of these alternative positions as far as like the way the human mind works that were never available to someone who lived three, four, five hundred years ago.
00:51:18.000Well, they have a different sort of intelligence.
00:51:20.000And we're looking at them as if there's something wrong with them.
00:51:23.000Because they don't interact with people in the same way as most people do emotionally.
00:51:28.000And sometimes they have a real difficult time finding emotional and social bonds with people.
00:51:33.000But when it comes to numbers, when it comes to a lot of other things, some of these people, not all of them, but some of them, excel at those things in a way that a lot of people can't.
00:51:43.000Yeah, that's one of the things they say about people in Silicon Valley that work in a lot of these jobs that involve computer coding and programming and things along the lines.
00:51:53.000You have a giant percentage of the people that are on the spectrum.
00:52:37.000The urge to be cruel to someone who's weaker than you has to be resisted in any sort of comfortable society, and that's not reinforced enough.
00:52:49.000That's not at all where I thought you were going with this.
00:52:51.000I thought you were going to be like people who call people out in articles in Jezebel and broadly are really meek when you meet them in person.
00:53:00.000That's what I thought that was going to do.
00:53:12.000But I think even what they're doing, like, I don't want to Mention anyone in particular, but there's one particular feminist writer that I know who will attack and go after women.
00:53:21.000She's severely depressed and sad, and I know her.
00:53:41.000But a lot of these people that are calling people out...
00:53:42.000Look, there's people that are calling people out that are doing a world of service because they're exposing real problematic behavior When I was talking about my friend who got sexually harassed by a woman, I don't experience that, okay?
00:53:54.000I don't have a job where I have a boss who's a woman.
00:53:57.000But if I was a woman and I had a boss who was a man who was trying to fuck me all the time, it would be hell.
00:54:02.000What if you're worried you have to be a certain amount of flirtatious with this guy, a certain level, so that you can maintain your position or maybe even get a job, a better job or a promotion?
00:54:15.000I mean, it also plays, though, too, into, like, even in comedy, like when Corinne and I started comedy, I'm like, okay, I first made friends with older male comics because it was easier.
00:54:27.000It's not that we wanted to fuck each other, but I at least had some currency in the flirting.
00:56:03.000It's only male because I feel more comfortable going up to the male because I feel like there's something of like, I have something to offer.
00:57:54.000And someone who is established and is better and really has their careers cooking, they will look at you like you are a lesser thing than them.
01:00:17.000And also, one of the things is that, like, podcasters and people that do things online, they support other people that do things online.
01:00:23.000Like, you never see someone from a show on CBS getting promoted from a show on NBC. It's super rare.
01:00:29.000But in the world of podcasting, it's super common.
01:00:31.000Like, everybody has everybody on their shows, and we always talk everybody up, and, hey, go see, she's playing here, and he's playing there, and you promote their dates, and it's a way more egalitarian, way more, like, supportive...
01:01:25.000They'll go straight to Bill Burr or straight to someone famous and only talk to them and they don't talk to regular folks.
01:01:31.000I feel like too, but I've had interactions with famous comics.
01:01:34.000Like the first one, the person was being a dick and just like looking down and I was being introduced by his friend and he was like, hey, how you doing?
01:04:54.000And don't you think that's the same thing?
01:04:55.000I mean, I think that's with everything.
01:04:58.000I think one of the things that's going on right now, and one of the things with all this sexual assault stuff that's making the news, is that we're in the middle of a giant social change.
01:07:46.000I think the ability to lie, like, I think, I believe that we are, I don't know how many years away, whether it's 10 or 20, we're 20, whatever it is, years away of some Rosetta Stone of human interaction that takes place electronically.
01:08:01.000I think they're going to figure out some way where we can teach children a language that's a universal language that's transmitted through computers or through some sort of a human internet interface, some sort of a neural interface.
01:08:15.000They're working on hundreds of different versions of this right now.
01:08:18.000They can already send thoughts back and forth to people from the internet.
01:08:23.000They can send images to other people's minds.
01:08:25.000One person can send an image of a triangle to your mind.
01:13:30.000I had it sitting on my table and I studied for like a good two months, watched a lot of stuff on the internet, read a lot about it, talked to people who had done it.
01:13:38.000What's crazy is it's a natural part of human neurochemistry, that that exists, that your brain's making that stuff all the time, and then you can just extract it from a thousand different plants, and then you take it, smoke it, and then you meet Jesus and aliens and everything.
01:14:03.000Is that why you're such a curious person and you really try—has psychedelics made you—because some people, it really makes a positive shift in their consciousness and their curiosity.
01:14:15.000I've seen it happen, and sometimes it goes the other way.
01:14:17.000But is that—or were you always that kind of person?
01:14:19.000I was always curious, but it made my curiosity, it confirmed the need for it.
01:14:25.000When you do something like DMT, it is so profoundly bizarre that after it's over, you are so stunned at how few people know about this and how you didn't know about it until that happened and how you'll never be the same again.
01:15:00.000You're being inundated with thoughts and words that come at you without a physical presence.
01:15:07.000No one's saying a word, but if I said to you, hey, let's get a cup of coffee, that signal goes into your brain because you're hearing my words, you interpret them.
01:15:17.000You get the same thing from these DMT states, but you don't actually hear the words, but you know what the words are.
01:15:33.000So I okay, I don't like I never really talk about this because I don't I don't need people I'm not trying to convert anybody to believe in this shit, right?
01:15:41.000But I've had psychic surgery once and I and my mom and I had so he this guy his name was dr. V and He did I did have my shirt off that you wake up Oh,
01:16:32.000But he didn't touch her, and he kept moving his hands like this, and he would do this like he was trying to get warm, and then he would flick it, and then he would circle around her boob and then...
01:17:18.000He's just getting you convinced that he's doing something.
01:17:21.000And by him convincing you that he's doing something, you feel some sort of a positive response because your body reacts as if he's done something to you.
01:17:56.000I'm very skeptical, but I was working in a...
01:17:59.000A receptionist at a spa was my day job while pursuing comedy, and there was an acupuncturist there, and I was like, let me try it.
01:18:08.000I was in a really deep depression, and the mind-body connection, I gotta say...
01:18:13.000And she's an MD. She's not just a person off the street.
01:18:15.000This woman's an MD. Young woman, and it changed my life, and I hate to even say that I'm embarrassed to even be like, I have an acupuncturist!
01:18:47.000It's not a source of stress and concern.
01:18:52.000And I think that what these people can do, there's a lot of different things that are not supported whatsoever by science.
01:18:58.000And a lot of people that are very scientifically minded, they...
01:19:03.000Shun those things and they think those things have zero benefit and they also put religion in that group as well and I think they're very similar in that if you believe in certain things like there was a thing that article recently by Robert Sapolsky who is a He's a professor at Stanford University,
01:19:23.000We talked about primates, and he's a really, really fascinating guy.
01:19:29.000He's got some amazing studies that he's done on baboons and primate behavior.
01:19:33.000But one of the things he was talking about is the stress-relieving aspect of an actual religious belief.
01:19:39.000So you could say that if you really do believe that everything is going to be fine because God's looking out for you, just that alone, whether or not it's real or scientifically verifiable, that proof, It's not necessary for you to feel good.
01:19:52.000I mean, I choose to be a positive person because that's my survival mechanism.
01:19:55.000I wouldn't have made it through life without being positive.
01:19:57.000Positive is one thing, but an actual belief that something is happening to your body that's not scientifically possible.
01:20:04.000Like that someone can rub their hands and pull the bad juju out of your body.
01:20:09.000But if you believe that, though, just the belief in that can trigger a lot of human neurochemistry that literally will make you feel better.
01:20:18.000I can now, after that experience, that was a couple years ago, I can, if I lay on my bed and meditate, I don't really do that because I don't have time.
01:20:25.000But I can, if I think really hard, I can make certain parts of my body have those pins and needle feeling.
01:20:47.000There's a weird way that human beings are programmed, that we avoid certain types of strenuous activity, avoid getting up early when you know you should.
01:20:56.000There's a lot of things that we do where we go towards comfort and away from these uncomfortable feelings, and some of those uncomfortable feelings are just sitting alone meditating, just sitting alone concentrating on your breath for 20 minutes a day.
01:21:11.000Yeah, and then you get down on yourself, and then that's stress, and then you're like, well, I'm just a piece of shit, and then you're in your room all day, and you're like, well, fuck that.
01:21:18.000Then you go on the internet, and then you stay in your room for another week.
01:24:14.000Yeah, I mean, we had no choice but to grow.
01:24:18.000When you're sitting down with people who you've had these intimate relationships, both emotional and sexual with, it's just like holding a mirror up to yourself.
01:24:27.000The concept was kind of to do this podcast, much like John Cusack and High Fidelity, and just learn about yourself through these kind of human Yelp reviews.
01:24:37.000Well, don't you think you also learn about yourself from conversations where you're not looking at your phone, you're not checking the internet, you're not watching television, just sitting there for hours communicating with each other, and that's a lost art.
01:24:48.000It is, and we forget that the microphones are on.
01:24:51.000We forget that we're talking all the time.
01:24:52.000One of the things that's changed for me is I said on a podcast, and that was the first time I ever said it out loud, I was like, I really want to see my boyfriend fuck another woman, and I just want to masturbate to it.
01:26:21.000And at the end of it, I was like, who wrote this?
01:26:24.000That poor guy that just sits there and pretends, I mean, I guess it's a guy who wanted to suck a dick and they brought him in, they gave him a script, and he's like, okay.
01:26:31.000I need to see these IMD memes immediately.
01:26:34.000But I mean, the thing that they're projecting, like this vision of this poor guy who's with this hot girl and he can't control her and he can't satisfy her, but they're together, and then the big black guy comes over and says, sit the fuck in the corner and watch me fuck your woman.
01:27:26.000People get obsessed with all sorts of things, and porn gives you a stimulation, right?
01:27:31.000That stimulation is you're watching two people sexually interact with each other, and you can pretend you're there, you can pretend you're doing it, whatever weird stimulation it is.
01:27:41.000That weird thing that you're doing, people will numb themselves with that If they have too much stress, if there's too much going on in their life, and it becomes almost like a drug.
01:27:51.000Yep, and then after you're done jerking off and you come, you're like, ugh, why was I even doing this?
01:29:10.000I don't mind if people jerk off to me, but I should never know about it.
01:29:13.000Right, but we agree there's a difference between a girl saying that she plays with herself to you versus a guy saying that he plays with himself.
01:29:19.000A girl saying it to a guy is different than a guy saying it to a girl.
01:29:23.000If a guy came up to me and was like, I jerked off to you once, I'm like...
01:29:44.000That article that I pulled up before we started the podcast, it was that women and gay men are more attracted to good-looking, muscular men, which shows that we're not making any progress with sexual gender stereotypes.
01:30:00.000That's just not true, you fucking idiot.
01:30:05.000Go to the safest space, which is one of my favorite Twitter pages, because they will retweet the most ridiculous social justice warriors Oh, really?
01:31:05.000I was going to say, I wasn't surveyed for that.
01:31:07.000Yeah, neither was I. I'm like, I mean, I'm not like, ugh, but, you know, I'm more attracted to somebody who, truly, like, comedian, like, funny.
01:31:15.000When you're funny, that is so much hotter to me.
01:31:17.000You could be overweight, you could be underweight, you could be whatever.
01:31:20.000When you're funny, that's the hot thing.
01:34:57.000And it's nice to see, I think, a lot of people like seeing two women that just disagree on a lot of shit, but that doesn't mean I don't like her.
01:35:04.000Yeah, that's a problem, too, is that people get so married to ideas that you don't like people who don't think the same way that you do, which seems to me to be kind of crazy.
01:35:13.000That is a dumb It's really rampant, right?
01:36:01.000A sex worker would have been thrilled to take your money and you could do a scenario where you block the door and you jerk off and she's like, but that's a consensual thing.
01:36:11.000That's why that indicates to me it's a power dynamic.
01:36:13.000Yeah, because that consensual thing doesn't give you the buzz.
01:37:49.000He related it to eating a Snickers bar.
01:37:51.000You want to touch that little kid so bad and you know how horrible and how many lives it ruins and how fucked up it makes you the kid, but you still do it.
01:40:19.000Not only that, there's a famous story when it comes to, there's a baby that was raised as a woman because they did a botched circumcision on the kid when it was a baby and his penis, essentially there was a massive infection,
01:40:36.000they had to remove his penis, and because of that they had made the decision to try to transition this person into a woman.
01:40:44.000And so they transitioned this person to a woman and they gave him hormones, but he always wanted to be a man and it was like super confusing to him.
01:40:50.000Then he eventually wound up committing suicide when he was older.
01:42:15.000Lost his penis during circumcision 17 years ago, undergoes world's third successful penis transplant, but there's a color discrepancy that surgeons will fix with tattooing.
01:42:24.000I mean, alright, you got a penis transplant.
01:42:27.000I wouldn't have complained about the color.
01:42:29.000It's so goddamn crazy that people lose their dicks because of circumcision.
01:42:39.000When you're a cadaver who gets your dick taken off to put on another person, is that when you check the box on your driver's license to donate your organs, like it's all up for grabs?
01:45:50.000He dated a famous porn star right before me and I discovered he held on to her flashlight while Hurricane Sandy was flooding my apartment and crim was over.
01:46:08.000Well, no, I picked it up, and I do a bit about this, but I picked it up, and I thought it was a flashlight, and I thought he'd thrown it away, and I was like, oh, that's a butthole.
01:46:15.000Okay, we're gonna have a little talk when Corinne leaves.
01:46:28.000We've been to the place where they do stuff.
01:46:30.000We went to the Doc Johnson factory, which is in Los Angeles, and we saw the chair that looks like an OBGYN's chair where the porn stars sit, and there was remnants of whatever the cement-y stuff that they're putting in their butt.
01:49:12.000There's a big difference between beating off and then, like, when you're going so far that you're fucking this rubber thing pretending it's a person, you're taking it to a totally different place.
01:50:37.000It is that, but it's also a new thing that they're allowing.
01:50:41.000They're starting to experiment with this new method of altering DNA. They're figuring out a way to do it with non-viable human embryos, and they're starting to do it with humans now that are alive.
01:50:56.000And a guy was recently one of the first people to be injected with DNA from CRISPR. And as CRISPR gets more and more complex and more and more effective, they think in the future you're not only going to be able to Pick what happens to your children,
01:51:12.000what your children are, what they look like, what traits they have and don't have.
01:51:16.000You're literally going to have a laundry list of things that you can pick and choose.
01:51:20.000But you might be able to do it to yourself.
01:51:22.000They might be able to accelerate Whoa!
01:54:06.000I mean, you can't, obviously, there's limitations for plastic surgery, but that don't seem to be on this hypothetically if it goes as far as it can go.
01:54:12.000But it's like plastic surgery in the sense that there was one way they used to do it, which was awful, and now they're way better at it.
01:55:46.000Mitch Hedberg, before he died, a couple years before he wound up overdosing, Stanhope and I were hanging out and he got the call that Mitch is in the hospital for gangrene.
01:55:57.000He's been shooting heroin into the same spot over and over again.
01:56:31.000Within the last couple of days, it said, man becomes the first living patient for CRISPR. They injected CRISPR DNA within the last week or two.
01:56:42.000That article, I'm typing that in, it says it's from 2016. And the recent one says there's 20 embryos that got injected.
01:56:47.000Just add to the Google search really recent.
01:57:09.000So this is one step and this guy had a disease and decided to take this chance and do this.
01:57:16.000And so scientists for the first time have tried editing the gene inside the body in a bold attempt to permanently change a person's DNA to cure a disease.
01:57:23.000The experiment was done Monday in California on 44 year old Brian Maddox Madhu.
01:57:29.000Through an IV he received billions of copies of a corrective gene and genetic tool to cut his DNA in a precise spot.
01:57:38.000It's kind of humbling to be the first test, said Madhu, who has a metabolic disease called Hunter Syndrome.
01:57:46.000Hopefully it will help me and other people.
01:57:48.000Well, good for that guy, for being the first guy to take that chance because that's one of the things that they need is they need someone who's...
02:01:17.000Morgellons is like people start thinking they have fibers growing out of their skin.
02:01:20.000They start scratching themselves and they hallucinate.
02:01:24.000I did a TV show about it and one of the things that I found that was fascinating was there was one doctor who was like a legitimate doctor who had Morgellons disease and it was explaining the hallucinations that he would have.
02:01:39.000And he was thinking that when you get bit by a bug and that bug has like Lyme disease and tick diseases, they vary.
02:01:47.000They vary in intensity and they also vary in how many different pathogens that tick can contain.
02:01:53.000And so the way he was describing it to me, it's like you're talking about one Symptom, like something that happens to you when you have a host of different pathogens.
02:02:02.000And he said some of those pathogens, he believes, contain neurotoxic elements that causes people to hallucinate.
02:02:09.000And one of those hallucinations is they think that things are growing on their skin.
02:02:37.000Yeah, and so Morgellons is like widely dismissed by a lot of medical practitioners as being a psychosomatic disorder.
02:02:44.000They think that people are just crazy and they're hallucinating, but he's saying yes, but if you look into that, they almost all have Lyme disease.
02:02:51.000You're saying it is connected and people are missing this connection.
02:02:55.000Yeah, and I feel like we've always debated, my mom and I, if her mental shit is from that, from Lyme's.
02:03:00.000And then, like, I don't have many symptoms of Lyme's, but one thing I've been getting lately, like the past maybe five years, it's been anger attacks.
02:03:08.000Like, fucking rage that I can't, I have to do something to get it out of my body.
02:03:13.000Maybe it's watching that girl suck your boy's dick.
02:03:41.000I would get these like Anger attacks and I would have to scream.
02:03:44.000Oh my poor boyfriend like I would scream I still do I will scream into a pillow until I can't talk anymore I have polyps on my vocal cords and I feel like that's not helping but it's I need to get it out I don't punch somebody but I need to break something or I need to I need to hurt myself So I can be feel embarrassed and then come down from it But at least you confirm my suspicions that all funny people are fucked up Oh,
02:05:28.000I mean, that's probably why you like threesomes and a lot of crazy shit that some girls wouldn't be into.
02:05:33.000Yeah, but there's nothing wrong with that.
02:05:34.000You know, but it's all in, like, finding what you need to do to kind of balance out whatever biological issues you have.
02:05:40.000That's what it is, because right now, at this point, like, I feel like the world doesn't see the anger attacks by my poor fucking boyfriend, because I live with him.
02:05:46.000So he's the one that gets the brunt of it, and he cares about me, and he'll go...
02:05:50.000When this happens, do you want me to come upstairs?
02:08:28.000I got up to a point where I was squatting 175 pounds, and it felt so good, and it felt like every cell in my body was working for something, and I got energy out.
02:08:39.000And if I hadn't gotten that energy out, I would have just had a fucking...
02:08:43.000It excites your whole endocrine system, too.
02:08:45.000The thing about lifting weights, specifically like squats and deadlifts and these big, giant, complex movements, is that it forces your body to get stronger in a way that it excites your hormonal system.
02:09:49.000Well, it's an ironic thing about careers, is that, especially in a creative endeavor, if you think too much about them, you paralyze yourself.
02:09:57.000Like you paralyze the creativity because you're thinking about advancement and getting ahead and success instead of thinking about creative ideas.
02:10:04.000Like you can definitely like have too much of one or the other.
02:10:07.000I mean you can only think about creative and never get your career online because you just never figure out how to monetize things.
02:11:04.000And then we were like, I'll do this every week.
02:11:06.000And then every week started building and building and building, and then we started getting some numbers in, and it was like, hmm, a lot of fucking people watching this thing.
02:12:23.000I mean, there's gonna be pockets of ignorance no matter what you do.
02:12:26.000And we found that out in Charlottesville.
02:12:28.000Like, that was a big, like, shocker for a lot of people.
02:12:30.000They didn't know that there's still people with fucking tiki torches walking down the street talking about the land of our fathers and all this goofy shit.
02:12:37.000But you're finding more and more people.
02:12:41.000Like, if you tour, you can go to places like Kansas City.
02:12:44.000You run into a fucking shitload of cool people.
02:16:14.000Like I said many times before, I think you guys, you proved to me that you don't have to be a famous person to have a very successful podcast.
02:16:45.000One time we were above you in Canada and everyone freaked out and emailed us and they were like, holy shit, and I just felt like we are not worthy.
02:17:27.000I think human beings and I think our culture is evolving.
02:17:30.000We were talking about the social climate that's happening and how many things are going on right now and words that people are not supposed to use anymore and things that people used to think of as being commonplace and now thought of as being problematic.
02:17:47.000It's, I think, and along with things like this CRISPR technology and a bunch of other probably unforeseen technologies that are being worked on right now as we speak, I think some weird shit is going down.
02:17:58.000Man, in 40 years we're all going to be like basketball players and shit.